Episode 341 | The Ugly Doppelgänger

Summary

Summary of "New Rory & MAL" Podcast – Episode 341 | The Ugly Doppelgänger

Released on January 31, 2025

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1. New Music Announcement

A enthusiastically shared updates about his upcoming music releases. He revealed that his first single from his second album, titled "Who Are You Anyway?" featuring the renowned Leon Thomas, is set to drop on February 7th. B expressed excitement about the collaboration, noting, “(01:33) ‘Who Are you anyway?’ is one of my favorite songs on the album.”

A also discussed his aspirations to release three records before the full album launch, emphasizing the creative direction he’s aiming for. “(03:33) I think we could do a second album now,” A stated, highlighting his readiness to embark on this new musical journey.

2. The Doppelgänger Phenomenon

A significant portion of the episode was dedicated to amusing anecdotes about look-alikes and mistaken identities. A recounted instances where people mistook him for various celebrities, including Mac Miller, Post Malone, and comedian Bill Burr. This led to humorous interactions and light-hearted banter between the hosts.

“I’ve gotten people to tell me I look like Bill Burr, but honestly, it’s just the hair,” A joked at (12:25), illustrating the playful nature of their conversation about doppelgängers.

3. Bill Burr and Billy Corgan Half-Brother Incident

The hosts delved into a controversial topic involving comedian Bill Burr appearing on Howie Mandel's podcast alongside Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan shared a revelation from his stepmother claiming that Bill Burr is his half-brother, a claim that caught listeners and the hosts off guard.

A expressed skepticism, saying, “(25:56) I can’t tell if this is a bit,” questioning the authenticity of the story and its implications on both comedians' personal lives. The discussion highlighted the complexities and sensitivities surrounding unexpected familial revelations in the public eye.

4. Unexpected Parentage and Hypothetical Scenarios

The conversation shifted to the topic of discovering unexpected children from past relationships. The hosts explored how they might react if confronted with such revelations, emphasizing the awkwardness and emotional turmoil that could ensue.

B humorously suggested, “(32:16) I ain't your dad though,” reflecting on the challenges of addressing unexpected parentage claims. The dialogue underscored the importance of communication and understanding in handling sensitive personal matters.

5. ASAP Rocky Trial Update

A substantial segment of the episode focused on the ongoing legal troubles of ASAP Rocky. The hosts provided updates on his trial in California, discussing testimonies and the potential outcomes of the case.

B remarked, “(42:26) Trial has begun. ASAP Rocky trial in California,” indicating the seriousness of the proceedings. The discussion delved into the legal strategies, the involvement of other parties, and the broader implications for Rocky's career and personal life.

6. Soft Launching Relationships on Social Media

A and C shared strategies for subtly introducing new romantic relationships on social media before making official announcements. They discussed techniques like posting individual photos, sharing hints, and gradually revealing more about the relationship.

C mentioned, “(58:12) I've done the leg over his leg. The shoes next to each other,” illustrating creative ways to soft launch a relationship. The conversation highlighted the evolving nature of relationship dynamics in the digital age and the importance of managing public perception.

7. Bronny James' NBA Debut and Challenges

The hosts discussed Bronny James’ debut in the NBA, addressing the pressures and expectations he faces as the son of basketball legend LeBron James. They emphasized the need for Bronny to acclimate to the professional environment and the support he requires to succeed.

B commented, “(114:51) You need time to really get acclimated to the speed of the NBA,” acknowledging Bronny’s potential and the challenges inherent in stepping out of his father's shadow. The dialogue was supportive, focusing on Bronny’s growth and development as a young athlete.

8. Social Media Flirting and Comment Etiquette

A lighter topic involved discussions about flirting and interactions on social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. The hosts shared humorous stories about misinterpreted comments and the sometimes awkward nature of online communications.

A recounted, “(97:06) When you masturbate, think about my tongue on your clit,” highlighting the often unsolicited and bold nature of social media DMs. The conversation underscored the blend of humor and discomfort that can accompany online flirtations.

9. Legacy of Dancers and Celebrities in Media

The episode also touched upon the portrayal of celebrities and stereotypes in media. The hosts reminisced about past pop culture references and the impact of certain portrayals on public perception.

B noted, “(103:18) They put a basketball court in the airport,” referencing how media representations can shape and sometimes caricature individuals. The discussion emphasized the importance of responsible media portrayal and the lingering effects of stereotypes.

10. Sports Segment: Jake Paul vs. Logan Paul Fight

In the sports segment, the hosts speculated about the highly publicized fight between brothers Jake Paul and Logan Paul. They debated the authenticity of the fight, considering it might be staged for entertainment purposes rather than a genuine confrontation.

A expressed skepticism, “(104:40) Is this one even worth it?” questioning the motives behind the brothers’ decision to face off. The conversation highlighted the intersection of sports, entertainment, and personal relationships, illustrating the complex dynamics at play in such events.

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Conclusion

Episode 341 of "New Rory & MAL" navigated a diverse range of topics, from personal anecdotes and celebrity look-alikes to serious discussions about legal battles and sports dramas. The hosts maintained a balance between humor and depth, providing listeners with engaging content that spans both lighthearted stories and significant societal issues.

Notable Quotes:

• “(01:33) Who Are you anyway?”
• “(12:25) I don't think anyone ever said I looked like Bill Burr, but they just have the hair.”
• “(25:56) I can’t tell if this is a bit.”
• “(32:16) I ain't your dad though.”
• “(42:26) Trial has begun. ASAP Rocky trial in California.”

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This summary captures the essence of the podcast episode, providing an overview of the key discussions, insights, and memorable moments for those who have not listened.

Transcript

[A]

No warrior now shoot my shot Got.

[B]

A wet pet that soul neck girl that's wet ready gave me all neck how beheading ready Might just sell my ex girl on Malcolm and Eddie already your ass might just gon get upset. Don't be petty already you smoke zest so you stress boy that's Reggie already got cadets in my set who up next? Boy they ready she wants sex I profess my finesse Ready for the function for the function for the dog the go D lamb chops on the block when we was broke.

[A]

Well, do I have to pay to advertise on our show? Like if I wanted to take an ad out.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

Would you do an ad read for me?

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

But you have to make it your own.

[B]

It depends on what it is though.

[A]

Okay, this is. This is what would be in the copies that would be sent over.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Must read verbatim. Okay, February 7th. Finally, my first single to the second album is dropping Peach. Give Me Flex Bombs. Throw Crazy Bombs right here for your.

[B]

Announcement of the single.

[A]

Announcing the announcement. Okay, February 7th, first single featuring the great, great, great Leon Thomas. I am so excited.

[B]

Good song.

[A]

That would be the copy points now make it your own.

[B]

February 7th. Rory's new single with Leon Thomas. The legendary Leon Thomas. What's the name of it?

[A]

Who Are you anyway?

[B]

Who Are you anyway? Who Are you anyway? Great song though.

[A]

That's how he sings it too is.

[B]

Who are you Who Are you? It's one of my favorite songs on the album.

[A]

Should I put together like a promo code?

[B]

For what?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

For your albums. That's nasty. No, you don't need to.

[A]

You can pay Apple Music or Spotify the regular price with code newroarianmol to listen to the record across all DSPs.

[B]

Congrats though. I know you've been working hard on this album.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So now you know your first. The first single is ready to go out. How you feeling? Excited. You? Antsy. I know you kind of teasing it.

[A]

Super antsy.

[B]

And then people, the reaction has been great to it.

[A]

I mean it's not important in the scope of things. I did want to put a visual out with it but because of the fires in la, obviously we couldn't do that. So we're going to do a video post release. But I'm happy just to get it out. Yeah, maybe not the exact way I wanted to, but that's why I have a podcast.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

We can just take ads out.

[B]

Listen man, the people are here for it. They've been asking for the new album, and you've been working hard on it, and now the new single is done, ready to go out to the people. You've teased it at some shows. You've teased it on Patreon, I think. Have you played it in spaces yet?

[A]

No, I don't really like doing the beats. Pill next to the speaker.

[B]

Yeah. Cause you never know how loud, how low you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And like, Clubhouse. That was fun because a pandemic was happening, and we were all slightly losing our.

[B]

We didn't care how we heard music.

[A]

What's funny is all those songs we could hear on our own with our speakers, and we was like, nah, let somebody else. Let's go listen to the shittier audio.

[B]

Let's let D play it. Let's go to D now.

[A]

D. Nice. At least had good audio, but the rest of us was there sitting with phones, having R and battles.

[B]

Great time, Great time.

[A]

Love the pandemic, but, yes, I am excited to just start the process.

[B]

Yeah, good, man.

[A]

I'd like. Like to put out three records before the. The album. So happy getting this first one out. This was the first record that, when we got this done, I was like, all right, I have a direction of where I want to go. Like, I was searching for a while. This was the one that, like, made me feel like, oh, I. I think we could do a second album now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm excited.

[B]

It's on the way.

[A]

We. We did the vocals in Quad.

[B]

Okay, let's see what you did there. Try to restore some of the nostalgic feeling of. Of Quad Studios.

[A]

Me and Leon were joking. Once he started putting his vocals down, I was like, I think this is probably the first time a melody has ever been recorded in Quad.

[B]

Nah, man, don't do that. You don't think people was recording melodies?

[A]

No, I think it was all rap, all rappers, all gang shit. But, I mean, Quad is. Still has that feeling. Like Leon and I were in the room all the way in the back. Of course, you had to pass Busta Rhymes and 75 of his friends. Yeah. Does he have a bed there?

[B]

Yeah, Naturally, you need to have bus in the studio.

[A]

It was because, again, I'd been quading a minute. It was nice that nothing had changed. I walked into the lobby. Davies was right there rolling up. I was like, all right. Things feel okay.

[B]

Everything's okay.

[A]

Then I stood in the spot where Tupac was shocked. You can't go to Quad and not think that. And then we made sad R and B music.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Well, Good, man. I'm happy for you, man. I know you've been working hard on this joint, so it's good to see it finally coming out.

[A]

Yeah. With that said, what's going on?

[B]

A lot. I saw you had a. A old friend of yours is making headlines. Yeah. You hit the chat with this news.

[A]

I put that in the group chat.

[B]

Yeah, we hit the group chat with some news, laughing about an old friend of yours who actually, mistakenly, when she first met you, mistook you for another superstar.

[A]

So I was in one of my group chats, and Cas had just had this woman on his podcast shout out to Cas, and another one of our friends was like, why'd you do that? And then dropped the link. I thought it was fake, like, it was just a mugshot. I was like, there's no way.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's cessy. Then I click the actual video, and she's trying to pick someone up from jail and gets pulled over in the police precinct parking lot for fake tags. And then she goes, nah, that's cool. I'm not even a citizen. I was like, I didn't even know you could do that. And then I thought to myself, ceci's.

[B]

From the Bronx, but why you snitching? You can't just say, yeah, but why are you snitching, though? You don't know. You don't know what type.

[C]

Where is she from?

[B]

Yeah, exactly. You don't know what paperwork she shuffled around and trying to get away from something.

[A]

You can't snitch on a birth certificate.

[B]

But maybe they don't have her birth certificate. Maybe she knows somebody, you know, that was able to go into computers and shift some things around.

[A]

I have to. I have to go and check in a PC. If I say I snitch on a birth certificate.

[B]

Yeah, just chill. You don't know what she working on down there.

[A]

But then I started thinking. I was like, if that gets her out. What a ballsy move this week. I feel like the moment you say, I'm not an American, you are over the border in a heartbeat. You couldn't even, like, finish the sentence before, like, well, that's why we pulled you over. I could tell.

[B]

But wait.

[A]

I just feel like.

[B]

All right.

[A]

My pops always, always told me the best advice. Only break one law at a time. If you know you're breaking a law, don't break another one at a time.

[B]

Don't want to overlap.

[A]

Yes. Like, if you're. If you want to run a red light, make sure Your shit is registered.

[B]

The car is clean. Yeah, the car is clean.

[A]

Yeah, I understand. A good friend. I think it was her boyfriend that she was picking up. Don't go to the police station with an illegal car.

[B]

Yeah, why not just take an Uber to the police station? I feel like Uber is the answer for everyone.

[A]

Or park around the corner.

[B]

That, too. Walk. Yeah, let's walk to the car.

[A]

She pulled a fucking Maybach into the sergeant's parking spot with fake tags.

[B]

So they say she had counterfeit diplomatic.

[A]

Tags, which is also ins.

[B]

Like, how do you know that they're counterfeit? How does the police know that those are counterfeit?

[C]

They look them up. Look her up and look them up.

[A]

I know a few people that have had some fake tags in my time. But if you're also going to have a fake tag, why would you make it a diplomatic plate?

[B]

Well, again, you know, she's. She probably working on something down there.

[A]

She might as well pulled up in a police uniform at that point. Like, ma'am, we know you don't work here.

[B]

Yeah, but she didn't get no time. She did. She's not in no real job.

[A]

No, I think she's claiming that it did show up in the system and she's gonna sue Miami pd. So, I mean, there you go. Rumble, young woman. Rumble. Yeah, go get your money. Cecy.

[C]

Who did she say you looked like, though?

[A]

Who did she say you look like in 20? I don't know. P. Jones. Was that like, 2015? Yeah, 2015. We were in Miami doing Palooza. And, you know, Raven grew up with sexy. They're all from the Bronx. So she was down there and we were at dinner. Me, her, Raven, and Austin. I wish I could remember how it even got to. I was Post Malone. I don't know if.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

I don't. It was Post Palooza. What's that mixy ass diner everyone goes to in Miami? Oh, man, it's like fake fancy, but it's diner food.

[B]

Yeah, I forgot the name.

[A]

That's where this is at. So we go there. I don't remember. White Iverson was scorching the streets at this time. Don't ever say it was blazin hip hop and R and B.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Smash record. I don't know how it got to the conversation, but Austin went, yeah, no, that's Post Malone joking. And she, completely sober, did not even have a sip at Palooza. Was like, really? And Ceci's an artist, so she thought that time was a way to pitch for, like, a feature. She's like, I'm really into White Iverson right now. And, like, I had to play the humble role. Like, yeah, man, you know?

[B]

Did she see the White Iverson video?

[A]

I would hope not.

[B]

You and Post look nothing alike. Let's just start there.

[A]

You know what's funny? At this point, I didn't even know what Post looked like.

[B]

Yeah, well, that's what I'm about to say, because at first, a lot of people didn't see the video yet. They didn't really know what Post looked like. People knew the record, obviously, but if you pull up a picture of Post Malone, nobody's gonna think that.

[A]

And nothing about me screams that song that that guy would make White Iverson.

[C]

Nah.

[B]

I mean, but nothing about Postcard Era.

[A]

I would need some tattoos on my face. I didn't look like that era at that time.

[B]

Bro, you. You look nothing like Post Malone.

[A]

But what was funny? Like, I really thought she was eventually just gonna get the joke. And it got even better because as we're grabbing the check, she's like, yo, do you mind if I grab a photo with you? And I was like, okay. And she's like, I'll send you some music. I was like, all right.

[B]

Bet this was your first time meeting her, obviously.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean, after that, we. She was around all the time. That's the homie. She. Then later that night, we're all at the Airbnb, she posts the photo, and not only did she tag Post Malone, she said, saucing with Post Malone.

[C]

I'm saucing. That's so.

[A]

And she even did, like, the cool pose. Like, we were really friends. Like, you're not. Like, I really. I hang with posts. That's my guy.

[B]

We just bumped into each other, but we're besties now.

[A]

And immediately, all the comments.

[B]

That's not Post Malone. And she tagged them. Yeah. How you tag somebody thinking you with them and don't click on the person's picture and see that this ain't the same person.

[A]

First of all, Damaris, you shouldn't be laughing, because if you scroll down, look at the first, like, who the first?

[C]

Like.

[B]

Damaris, you.

[A]

Damaris is the first. Like, on the Saucon with Post Malone photo.

[B]

Damaris.

[A]

You look a young Damaris.

[C]

Yeah, I was probably, like, 20 back then. I probably thought that shit was hilarious.

[B]

But. Wait, so you was following her already?

[A]

No. So once she posted it, I. We all. I think Raven screenshotted it, but she deleted it pretty quickly after everyone commented, hey, that's not Post Malone. She deleted it, but Raven had the screenshot, so I ended up with her permission because we joked about it. She thought it was funny. I posted it, okay?

[B]

Oh, you posted it. Got it.

[A]

Yeah, I posted the screenshot of it.

[B]

Got it. All right.

[C]

That's hilarious.

[A]

I mean, I.

[B]

No, give me a. You look nothing like Post Malone.

[A]

Give me a 30 rack a day and some smokes, some Marlboros. I get there.

[B]

That's going to take you a few years, but yeah, some tats on the face.

[A]

No more water.

[B]

No more water.

[C]

Who else do you get compared to other than, like, Mac Miller? Bill Burr.

[B]

People have compared you to Mac Miller.

[A]

I've gotten that before.

[B]

That they thought you were Mac Miller?

[A]

No, no, no. That they look just who I look like.

[B]

Okay, you look nothing like Mac Miller.

[A]

I agree with you, but it's a pretty common thing.

[B]

That's a. You know what that is?

[A]

That's a sign that people are racist against gingers. I agree.

[B]

Well, that too. But people just. No matter what, their perception of things is always going to be different from other people. Because there's no way I would ever even walk past Rory in the street if I never knew who he was and would for a second think that that was Mac Miller. Like, it's.

[A]

No one's ever came up to me. I mean, rest in peace, when Mac was alive.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Called me Mac Miller. It was only to be a joke. Or like, yo, you.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[A]

We like, you know, gingers that like, boom bap.

[C]

I think you look more like Mac Miller than Post Malone.

[A]

Well, yes, I look more like Mall than Post Malone.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And first of all, I didn't like that little shot. I don't look like Bill Burke. I don't.

[B]

You don't look like Bill. Bur we look like all gingers are not created equal.

[A]

We don't share any features besides the hair.

[B]

Yeah, that's it. Nah, nah.

[C]

That. He could be your father. You don't know your dad. He could be your father.

[A]

I know my father.

[B]

He could be your dad. No, I know my father.

[C]

Rory looks more like Bill Burr than Mac Miller in and what.

[A]

All right, if I got.

[B]

All right, Damaris might be onto something. Yeah.

[A]

If I got the JV baseball coach slash math teacher goatee that Bill Burr has right here. Maybe. Okay, I guess I don't really know what I look like without a beard. It's been a very long time. But you should say I never said this. I want to make that very clear before you guys start clowning.

[B]

Nah, you said it.

[A]

I've never said this before.

[B]

You used to say that the girls, when they hit you, they DM you like. So who do people say you look like?

[A]

And I sent over Bill Burr. I got the panties.

[B]

I don't say it, but, you know, people say I look like Bill Burr.

[A]

I've never. I've never gotten that deal.

[B]

And then Rory. Rory follows it up where he just sold out the guard two nights in a row.

[A]

Yo, I'm. I'm so bad at flirting and reading cues, I would probably start sending her bits like, yo, you gotta hear this one. Did you understand his point? Like.

[B]

Yo, telling the girl, yeah, they say, look like Bill Burr. He just sold out the Garden two nights in a row.

[A]

You want to hear his dog bit?

[B]

What? Makes no sense.

[A]

But, no, Bill Burr is not an unattractive guy. But I just don't think I look like.

[B]

I mean, you look like. You look more like Bill Burr than Matt and Post Malone. For sure. Yeah.

[A]

Now, I've gotten my entire life. I never said this. Justin Timberlake, I've gotten for quite.

[B]

See, see, this is where yo. See, this is where y'all start going crazy.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

Who told you that?

[A]

Everybody.

[B]

Who told you that?

[A]

Name them. Everybody start finding yellow pages and start naming a name. They all fucking said it.

[B]

You don't look like a girl.

[C]

Told.

[A]

It was actually usually no. It was mostly like, moms and, like, women older would always say that. Yeah, I don't think I look anything like him whatsoever.

[C]

Y'all had the same dark, haunted white people eyes. I think, like, that might be it.

[B]

No, that's how white people look when they stare in the sun too long.

[A]

Those are. Those are the eyes of. Coming out of. What was he on retirement? What was the kid show he was on? Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Those eyes. He had a similar experience in my life coming out of Mickey Mouse.

[B]

Yeah, those eyes have seen some things. He saw Justin like, he saw some in Hollywood that changed.

[A]

The fat pedophile that found Nickelodeon.

[C]

Why you gotta be fat?

[B]

He is.

[A]

Look at. Look at what you're concerned with.

[B]

Why he gotta be fat? No, why you gotta be a pedophile? Tamaris went to why he gotta be fat? What?

[A]

Let's be nice to him.

[C]

Him, Josh and Drake. Drake and Josh.

[A]

No, I'm talking about who found it.

[B]

No, he.

[A]

Drake and Josh.

[B]

Drake and Josh Founding.

[A]

Came out, like, 2,000.

[C]

Oh, I know the foot guy. I know who you're saying.

[A]

Yeah, that nasty guy. But, yeah, I see that in Justin's eyes. But I've gotten Justin Timberlake a lot. I don't see it at all.

[C]

Me either.

[B]

No, you don't look like Justin Timberlake.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

You have that confidence when Burr came up.

[B]

Well, no, you got to give. See, because the marriage is a woman, so she sees things differently. So we got to. Got to kind of see what she sees.

[A]

Well, who would it be?

[C]

What for you?

[A]

Yeah. I guarantee you it's not someone ugly. Go ahead, say what I look like.

[C]

You're the ugly doppelganger.

[B]

So.

[C]

No, everybody else.

[B]

You're the ugly doppelganger. Everybody else is attractive.

[A]

I'll be last on the list. If JT is number one, that's cool. @ least. At least I'm on the list.

[C]

All your doppelgangers, I don't think you have anymore.

[B]

Who's doppelgangers? Bill Burr.

[C]

Yeah, it's just me.

[A]

And he just looked like one William Burr.

[C]

I can't think of anybody else. Ma, who do they say you look like?

[B]

Oh, shit.

[A]

J. Prince.

[B]

Yeah, well.

[A]

Yeah, I really feel like I got a pee. Y'all should do 23 and me, because can you imagine the dynasties coming together between Rap A Lot and Rockefeller?

[B]

I know my dad is not.

[A]

But he may not know that J. Prince is his son.

[B]

No, my dad knows.

[A]

I'm not saying J. Prince is. I'm saying brother.

[B]

No, my dad knows who his kids.

[C]

Kid, please pull up J. Prince. Old J. Prince, though, not young.

[B]

I don't look like J. Prince.

[A]

The COVID of the book when I got sent to me, I was like, wow. Mal wrote a memoir.

[B]

Hey, fuck y'all, man. I don't like J. Prince.

[C]

J. Prince is a nice looking older man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, so you're saying I'm a nice looking older man? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, thank you. I'll take that.

[A]

What's the.

[B]

I'm not gonna argue that.

[A]

What's the one they always. Yeah, right there. That's from the book cover.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you do this? Just go like this?

[C]

Oh, I got lie, man.

[B]

That's me.

[C]

That's you, man.

[B]

Nah, they said I look like. They used to tell me I look like Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel. They used to hear that a lot growing up.

[C]

I don't see it.

[B]

I used to hear that a lot, Kel, Ray J. Mace. It was any. Any brown skinned dude with waves growing up.

[A]

I have never put Ray J together and now I will never unsee it. Yeah, you look like Raymond J. I.

[B]

Used to hear that a lot growing up. Yo. Holy shit. Anybody that was brown skinned, had waves.

[C]

They ain't never tell you you look like Morris Chestnut.

[B]

Nah, not Morris Chestnut.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

That's your Justin Timberlake.

[B]

It was always Ray J, Mace and Mace Kel Mitchell. Yeah, like young Mace.

[A]

I get you. Maybe young you and young Mace. I could definitely see.

[C]

I'm crying. I'm still crying at J. Prince. That is actually really.

[B]

That's funny, right? Damask. Guess who they say you look like.

[C]

Who they say I look like? Nigg.

[B]

You got to throw that off. Like, guess who they say you look like.

[C]

The pizza man told me I look like Janet Jackson. He got $30 tip.

[B]

Janet Jackson.

[A]

They told Smok told Smokey the same thing.

[B]

Yeah, Baby D. Hold on. That told you you look like who?

[C]

Janet Jackson.

[B]

Baby D, first of all, how you went to the door. Cuz if you home, you chilling, hair tied up like. How did you go to the door?

[C]

I was. I was done up. I was on my way out. We were pregaming. Yeah.

[B]

They said you look like.

[C]

Why would you pull a picture of her up with a ponytail?

[A]

They said you look like J. I don't know, man. I do kind of.

[B]

You know what they said you look like Janet Demita.

[C]

Yeah, Janet Demita. Joe, what's up? No, I actually get. I get Dwight Howard's baby mother demos.

[B]

I thought you about to say Dwight Howard. I was about to say, yo, Baby D, I'll fight as your friend.

[A]

Who the fuck said that? Because we also fight.

[B]

Whoever said you look like Dwight Howard. Whoever said you look like Dwight. We could fight.

[C]

No, no. Dwight Howard, baby mother. Royce Reed. I get Royce Reed.

[B]

Okay, I can see the nose. It's the nose.

[C]

Especially when we were basketball. She was on basket wise when I was younger.

[B]

I can see the nose. The nose. Mouth area. I could see it.

[C]

And then also Lisa Ray when I was younger.

[B]

Lisa Ray.

[C]

Lisa Ray when I was younger. I've heard that multiple times.

[B]

I gotta see young Baby D, cuz. Lisa Ray, y'all don't. Y'all don't look nothing alike.

[C]

I didn't.

[A]

I met Derek. You didn't. You didn't catch the Lisa Ray vibes.

[C]

I don't think it's the nose.

[B]

This thing is the nose. Yeah, they looking at the nose. The nose is very, very pronounced.

[C]

Gorgeous. Gorgeous women, though. But yeah, that's who I've always gotten. Royce Reed or so Janet Jackson and also Brie Stevens. Recently they told me when they.

[B]

Well, a certain clip. Yeah, that one clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Because I don't think y'all look alike. But once that went up on ig, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

For a second.

[C]

Comment section was people telling me that I looked like Brie.

[B]

Shout out to Brie. Happy birthday. Her birthday was the other day.

[C]

Oh, happy birthday.

[A]

And I had. I was living in Newark, and I got pulled over on South Orange Avenue. Gave the cop my license. He went back. Came back to the car and said, you know you look like the professor, right?

[C]

Oh, that's your. I forgot.

[A]

I was like, yeah, I've gotten that. Mine.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.

[A]

And then he let me go.

[B]

That's just spot on. That's spot on. That's like, okay.

[A]

I honestly think he pulled me over to tell me that.

[B]

Yeah, no, professor. 100%. You definitely like the Professor.

[A]

And we follow each other now I got to. We gotta do some ginger content together.

[B]

Yeah. Shout out to the Professor. Legend, man. Basketball legend.

[A]

Love to have him on. I think I talked to someone on his team.

[B]

That's definitely you right there, Rory.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, we found the COVID of the episode. There it is right there. Bow, Peach and peach. Yeah, just that picture right there. You just use that one.

[A]

No, I have. I have childhood photos identical to him.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, no, one. That's definitely. That's the. You might need a. Y'all might need a 23 million.

[A]

And I'm telling you, man, I played a lot of basketball as a kid. Not saying I was good, but I played a lot. And this was at the height of Professor. Like, that was the fucking greatest thing ever to see that young white guy go.

[B]

He inspired you to go out back to the park and like.

[A]

No, he inspired the rest of every neighborhood. I played basketball in that. Thought I was going to be amazing when you came to the park anytime, you know, teens, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone. Yo, professor, now he gotta have a handle.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

It was like, the first time, it was the equivalent to, like, when you would. The only black kid out of school would get picked for basketball, and he'd end up maybe not being good at all. It's like, damn, I picked the only black guy that can't play ball. That was my version of that. Everyone just assumed guys that look like that could play in N1. Yeah, and I was trash. There was no off the heezies. Nothing.

[B]

No, just shoot.

[A]

No spider Damaris.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie, though. You got off some. That Janet Jackson. You got that off, yo.

[A]

What do you think?

[C]

I don't think that I look like Janet Jackson, but I'm just saying that's what the piece of man said.

[B]

I mean, no. So if you put a mole and like Halloween and get your, like, get your black cap, you can get your rhythm nation off.

[C]

Oh, for sure. I've thought about being Janet F. Yeah.

[B]

You can get your rhythm nation.

[A]

I'm shocked. You haven't.

[C]

You gonna be Michael.

[B]

I could be Mike before they both have Vitilago. Don't do that.

[C]

The mic I just said before, I. You know, I love Mike.

[B]

Yeah, I could be. I could be mj.

[C]

Or you could be Jermaine Dupri.

[A]

We could be.

[C]

We could be J and Jermaine Dupree.

[A]

That'd be cool.

[C]

All right, never mind.

[A]

But you gotta wear, like, really, really high heels, so you're way taller than him.

[B]

You gotta wear platform boots, mark.

[C]

I wear toms.

[B]

Don't do that to J.D. that's my man. Don't do that.

[A]

What do you think Peach would get?

[B]

Peaches. That's Brian Reeves, right? That's big country. That's big Country. Brian Reeves right there. Yeah, that's Peach. Yeah, that's Peach right there. Come on. Big country Peach.

[A]

What have you gotten before?

[B]

Got Gary Owen. Gary Owen is crazy. You look like Gary Owen. Nah. No, nah, Peas, you look like Gary Owen. No, he.

[C]

Whenever. When I posted him for his birthday, that were all the comments like, damn, you out with Gary Owens. I'm like, oh, my God.

[B]

Yo, that is fun. Nah, dear, I see it. That's Peas is definitely Gary Owens.

[C]

And he like white women. I mean, black women with fat asses too. Like Gary Owens.

[A]

Yo, Gary, why you putting Peach out there?

[C]

Like, oh, my bad, sorry.

[A]

Peace. Gary Owen tried to have a bottle war with me without my consent.

[B]

In a club? Yeah. What club were you in with Gary Owen was there.

[A]

We were at the Anthony. 2017 maybe, and the Anthony on Bleaker. I mean, it's closed down now. Most of the club was downstairs and then upstairs had, like, just two small sections.

[C]

Oh, good times.

[A]

And we were up there and the other section was empty. Ten, 15 minutes later, here comes in Gary Owen and his crew. And I had bought one bottle, but that's all I was going to. That was like my limit for the night.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't even. I don't even know white people have bottle wars. Like, I never knew that was a thing.

[A]

I. I wasn't aware of it either. Then all of a sudden, I get.

[B]

A six pack in the club and.

[A]

Be chilling or sneak it in too. Yeah, Gary Owen, all the sparklers come up and he starts laughing with me about the white guy in a black club bottle war. And I said, I don't. I don't want to play like, you got. You win, bro. Yeah, I don't have Think Like a Man money.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

This bottle was actually discounted because I.

[B]

Think how much money Vince gave me.

[A]

This bottle for, like, 200, man.

[B]

I don't have things Like a Man money.

[A]

Gary, he was a nice guy, though.

[B]

He seems like a cool guy.

[A]

Yeah, we have fun. And he was very hospitable. But, like, the sections just became one, and, like, we didn't know anyone with him either. He was just a very nice guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah. $96 million. Gary Owens Worth.

[B]

Gary Owen is not worth.

[C]

Yo, can you search?

[A]

No, he got all the money from Think Like a Man.

[B]

They gave it all to Gary.

[A]

Speaking of Bill Burr, though, and other white comedians and Doppler gangers, for that matter, did you guys see what the Howie Mandel podcast? Bill Burr was on there. And what's the guy from Smashing Pumpkins?

[C]

Billy.

[A]

Yeah, Billy Corgan. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. He was on Howie Mandel's podcast.

[B]

Howie Mandel has a podcast?

[A]

Yeah, it's good. It's with his daughter.

[B]

Word.

[A]

It's a good podcast.

[B]

Okay. Dope.

[A]

So Billy Corgan was on the show prior to Bill going on last week and was explaining to Howie Mandel that his stepmother came to him as an adult and was like, do you know that comedian Bill Burr, that's actually one of your half brothers?

[B]

Really?

[C]

What?

[A]

He told the whole story. Very, like, seriously, too. And that they share the same father, and that's like the illegitimate other family. So then Bill Burr comes and does Howie Mandel's podcast a few days ago, and without any warning, walks in Billy Corgan.

[B]

So. So Bill Burr had no idea this was happening.

[A]

No idea whatsoever.

[B]

And he didn't. And he finds out on camera that they're half brothers.

[A]

No, he had saw the clip, but didn't react or say anything. Like, imagine hearing that news for the first time on YouTube that the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins is your half brother.

[B]

So, Bill. Okay, so Bill Burr heard that before.

[A]

This episode, but he didn't, like, react to it or say anything.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He was just there to do Howie's show, and then they sat down to discuss. I can't tell if this is a bit. I think it's a bit.

[B]

Well, no, Bill Burr looks. He looks a little.

[A]

No, they look identical.

[B]

No, no, they definitely, like, they can Be related. But I don't think this is a skit or plan because Bill Burr seems a little thrown off at him walking in now.

[A]

Why? I think it's a bit in. Bill Burr is actually a great sport by a bit. I don't think it was planned because you can hear Bill Burr's anger in it. Like, yeah, can you stop telling that story on podcast?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because you have to think about that. Like, it's probably not true, but think about all of Bill Burr's family.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I'm pretty sure his parents are still married. Like, now the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins, you find out, like, can you not tell everyone that story without it being confirmed? Like, I have a mother. This could affect my family. So I think he was pissed off by it, but didn't, like, really want to make it a thing, so just went along with the whole thing. Like, he made funny jokes. Like, all right, so what's the relationship with your dad? Oh, I see the. I see the same sadness. Maybe we are brothers. Like, he. He did a good bit, but I could tell he was pissed. And I also don't think it's true at all. And that's really why Bill Burr is upset. Like, you're. You're going onto a podcast. You're not even making it sound like a joke. You're seriously saying this? And my family. Yeah. My dad doesn't have kids he doesn't know about.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We have five brothers. Marriage. Like, don't say that.

[C]

But how do you know that that's not. Like, how do you. How would you even say that's not true? Like, how would you even prove that that's not true?

[B]

That that's not my half brother?

[C]

Yeah. Like, do you make him take a DNA test? Like, if you telling the truth. Let's take test.

[B]

I mean, if. I think if you feel like there may be some truth to it, like, you know, maybe your dad used to spend time in the city where his mom is from, or vice versa. Your mom went there, vacation, met a guy. I mean, maybe if it's something like that, but if it's absolutely no way that, you know, either one of your parents ever crossed paths, then I think it's just like, all right, cool. Yeah, we look alike. But no, Gilbert asked.

[A]

He said, so. So what'd your dad do, like, for a living? It's like, oh, well, he was a musician. He's like, ah, told me he was a dentist.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

That's also why I don't think it's True. And again, I don't know everything about Bilber's life, obviously, but his dad, he has bits about. His dad was a dentist. He worked in his dad's dentist office. It's like one of his first jobs. Not to say that someone couldn't have had a career as a failed musician and then went into dentistry. It's just a wild one.

[B]

It's a crazy term. Yeah, it's a crazy term. Not impossible, but it's a crazy term. Isn't that actor from. From Hangover, the Asian guy? Isn't he a dentist? I think the Asian guy. Right. He's a doctor or pediatric. He's something, right? He's like.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he was. He was a doctor.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Holla. City of squalor.

[A]

But I could see you're all right.

[C]

Baby D. That's what he said.

[B]

That.

[C]

Yep. Whatever. Y'all ain't watched the movie?

[B]

What, Hangover?

[C]

Yeah, that was from Hangover 3.

[B]

I think that was that. Oh, that was like when they got a little. Yeah, that was like, the last one, right?

[A]

I mean, if you know the movie so well, what do they say when they pull up to the house? Paging doctor.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I thought you. I thought you loved the movie.

[C]

I love it. You almost got me, though.

[B]

The word is coming back.

[A]

Well, more. You have a lot of siblings. There's a high percentage chance with those numbers that you might find out about a sibling later down the line. Did that ever happen?

[B]

Find out about a sibling that my dad didn't know about? Yeah.

[A]

Or you just didn't know about.

[B]

Nah, nah. We all. All of a sudden, we all know each other. I mean, if it's somebody else out there, they haven't come forward yet. Good. Stay over there.

[A]

Ain't no. No way. A sibling saw the big pimping video and was like, I'll keep it. I'm gonna keep that to myself. I'm not gonna approach that family.

[B]

Yeah. Nah, hopefully. I mean, Pops was. You know, he was out. He was outside, man. But I think. I think we all. All the siblings, we all have a relationship. We all know who we are.

[C]

Damaris, my father has said that he thinks he saw. He saw a little girl one time, and she really, like, intrigued. Like, she looked like him. And, like, he really thought that there was a chance that might be his child. She was with a nanny, but other than that, no, I'm not looking for anybody else. I already got to split the will four ways.

[B]

He should have took some of her hair and got a DNA Test.

[C]

You just want my dad to walk up to a little girl and pull on her hair like, hey, how you doing?

[B]

Act like he's going to just kind of get a strain out of her head and take it and get a little DNA test.

[A]

Yeah, no, that feels like a really good strategy.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Check it out. I had one of my older frat brothers, it was like within the last three or four years. Married, two kids, the oldest is 15. He found out he had a 25 year old daughter in Jamaica.

[B]

25 year old.

[A]

It was before he met his wife. Like, it's not like he stepped out on his marriage or anything. How old is he, Travis? Late 40s.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, late 40s, maybe. Yeah. And like had to deal with that too. I mean, his wife wasn't like, yo, what the fuck? Because it was before they even met. But now, like they have a whole extra part of their family. Like, that has to be a strange situation.

[B]

That's tough.

[A]

25 years old, like, hey, dad, like, whoa, nah, man.

[B]

25. Don't come up to me, to my, hey, dad. I'm not your dad.

[A]

I'm not your dad.

[B]

25 years old and I'm just me and you. I'm not your dad. I mean, me and your moms may have hooked up, but I ain't your dad though.

[C]

Like, but you're my, you're my. You might not be my father, but you, you my daddy.

[B]

Daddy. Like, no, no, the I'm not.

[A]

That's up there with the dope hair, straight thing he wants to do.

[B]

No, that's actually worse. 25 year calling me daddy.

[C]

No, she wouldn't call you daddy, but you're.

[B]

That's what you just said. You're my daddy.

[C]

You are her daddy. Like, you're not her father. You didn't raise her, but you her daddy. You her mother, baby daddy, and you're her daddy.

[B]

Yeah, luckily for me, I don't have anything to worry about when it comes to that.

[C]

You don't know that.

[B]

I ain't got no kids out here.

[C]

You don't know.

[A]

That's still your responsibility though.

[C]

Like, what do you mean back child support?

[B]

Man, if a 25 year old woke up to you tomorrow, yo, you my daddy. I'm like, listen, man, check this out. I will fight you. You 25, we could square up. Like that's legal. I'll fight a 25 year old. A 25 year old dude walk up to me, told me, yo, I think you my daddy. Hey, yo, fam, check this out. I'm not even in the mood for all this right now. Like, we. We could get it shaking out here.

[A]

Like, this is the plot to Elf yeah, like.

[B]

Like, what are we talking to Daddy 25. Get your grown ass. Go to work, niggas. Fuck you talking about your daddy.

[A]

Okay, but why. Why aren't you a dad?

[B]

Like, dude, go take your ass to work.

[C]

Okay, so if he was to sit there and say, you're my dad, I feel like, like, you don't think that you owe, like, at 25, all right.

[B]

What he doing in life? Where he at?

[C]

See, you can't do that, cuz. He would have been there if you would have. He would have been better if you would have been there for him.

[B]

I don't know. I'm a deadbeat. I don't know about him.

[C]

His mother, you nothing.

[B]

His mother is whack for not telling me that. That ain't me. I don't know that. Yeah, I'm a deadbeat. I don't even know. It's a beat out there. I'm going be a deadbeat. I didn't know I had a beat walking around. What the. Yeah, I didn't know that. That ain't on me.

[A]

Maybe she didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah, that's a real thing. That's a real thing. Maybe she did.

[A]

23Andme helped a lot of women. Like, ah, it was him.

[C]

I thought it was.

[A]

I was. I was on a hot streak that week.

[B]

But girls ask me that a lot. Like, you sure you don't got no kids? I'm like, what does that even mean? How are you sure if you don't have. Yes.

[A]

If you're not in touch with every single woman that you've slept with, there. That's a chance.

[B]

I mean, yes, it's a chance, but I. I think that if any woman I've ever slept with and she actually had a kid and thought it was mine, she would have told me that. Yeah, she wouldn't go 25 years to be like, hey, so remember back in 2011? Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

It'd be like, wait, you got money? And yeah, she wouldn't keep that.

[C]

Oh, I'm about to say, let me see the. I think might be my baby daddy on a clip going viral. You bugged the out.

[B]

What type of clip is it, though? Just because it's going viral, you're gonna.

[C]

Be like, yo, you might be my biggest.

[A]

She saw the Drake clips and the Trump clips and said, nah, never mind. He don't need A father?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah. Good.

[A]

I'm not gonna reach out to him.

[B]

Good. Stay there.

[C]

Stay over there. That original vulture interview. That's $7 million. I'm like, what? Yeah, call your pops.

[B]

I ain't got the phone. My phone number changed. Change my number on all you hoes.

[A]

I don't have service ever.

[B]

Yeah, I'm grandfathered in crazy.

[C]

But I feel like, would you. Okay, so if that did happen to you, ma, right, Suddenly you have a 25 year old, you find out, you take the DNA test like it's real. How do you move forward from that? Do you try to build a relationship?

[B]

And, and it's a, it's a son. Like I have a son.

[C]

It doesn't matter.

[B]

Wait, it does matter because how do I.

[A]

If it was a daughter, it's kind.

[B]

Of like, what am I going to do with a 25 year old daughter right now? Like, how do I, how do I love it? Like, how do I. 25, it's like, isn't she.

[A]

She probably engaged the story out of context page is going to have a field day with this fucking episode.

[B]

I'm just saying, like, what do I do with a 25 year old woman that comes up to me, say, hey, you know my, you know, my mom hooked up years ago, I'm your daughter.

[C]

Once it's confirmed, I mean, she's a human, you can get to know her.

[B]

I mean, what do I do? Take her to get something to eat? I don't know, 25, it's like more.

[A]

Going to take her to the zoo.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. What do you do with a grown ass. She's a grown ass woman. She's not a kid, she's not a child.

[C]

Okay, but you can still get to know her. Like get to know.

[B]

I mean, yeah, but she's 25. She probably want me to meet her at brunch with her homegirls. I'm not doing that.

[A]

What type of the freaky. This is that daughter swap I was talking about?

[B]

No, because you know, she might be like, yo, meet us at brunch, dad. Like we're going.

[C]

She's not going to see me just at brunch, dad. She's. I don't, I don't think.

[B]

Okay, so where do 25 year old girls go to hang out?

[C]

To meet. Not to hang out. You're meeting her. Have, sit down, have dinner, have her come over. Y'all can watch like TV together.

[A]

Like watch tv, introduce her to their.

[C]

Whole family do with their dad's mall.

[B]

I'm not her dad. She's 25 years old.

[A]

So when you were 25, what did you do with your dad? Mom, like, you were still their kid.

[C]

When you were getting to know your father more, after he got. After he got out of jail and he got off drugs, what did you do with your dad to get to know him more?

[B]

I stayed at that smoke weed, ice, grilled that nigga for like three hours. I was staring at him like, punk motherfucker, like, you know, the Bronx is.

[A]

Like five minutes away.

[B]

No, but it's. I think it's different. That's why I said if it's a son, I think it's different. Like a daughter. Your daughter being 25, that's the first time you meet her. That, that. I think that's way more awkward than a father meeting his 25 year old son for the first time.

[C]

Are you afraid you're gonna practice catch or something?

[B]

Like, what? No, no, no, it's not that. It's just. It's like, yo, she's a grown woman. It's kind of like she, you know. You know, women are different. Like, y'all have y'all. Once y'all reach a certain age, it's like y'all are who y'all are. With a son, it's like you can kind of, you know, talk to him differently, give him different advice. With a woman, it's like, your mom.

[A]

Did a great job try to give a woman advice, right?

[B]

No, but her mom, look, you look great. Got a good job. Mom did a great job. Like, I don't. What do you. I mean, we could try to develop a relationship, but it's gonna be awkward.

[A]

Your offspring, like, that's your. That's part of you.

[C]

I don't. Yes, obviously it's going to be awkward, but eventually awkwardness goes away once you get to know her. Like, y'all might have things in common. Y'all might like, yeah, but, like, what.

[B]

If I find her Instagram page and.

[A]

She a thought you should have been a fucking father.

[B]

I didn't know about this girl. Like, it's her mother.

[A]

You don't remember the. This is the result.

[B]

Her mother kept her a secret. I did not know. That's not on me.

[C]

Okay, it's not on you, but if she's a thot, then you can understand why and you can still.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How can I.

[A]

She's been trying to replace you in.

[B]

All sorts, so still it falls on me.

[C]

No, it's not that it falls on you, but you can just under you. Like what if she a thought. Okay, well you can understand why she is, but also why does that matter? She's still a human being who's your child.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't know if I meet my 25 year old daughter for the first time and we develop a relationship, like yeah, no, I seen your page, your podcast, like follow me. I'm like, okay, follow her on Instagram or whatever. And she got like an onlyfans on her link tree.

[C]

Okay, well you shouldn't be following her then.

[B]

I'm just saying I just followed her ig, I see the link tree.

[A]

So you have to go to the onlyfans.

[B]

I'm like, my daughter might, she might be putting the album out. Let me click the link tree.

[A]

You were looking for her Amazon list.

[B]

No, I'm saying if it's a link tree in the bio. Okay, let me see what my daughter got going on. If I see the onlyfans symbol, I don't know if I'm speaking to her anymore. Let me just be honest.

[A]

Okay. What if your son is flooding the neighborhood with fentanyl? That's cool.

[B]

Who's a supplier?

[A]

We could play catch.

[B]

I might know somebody what they numbers are.

[A]

You could take her to get morning tea because you missed all her tea parties. That could be a cool.

[C]

Yeah, I think that'd be dope.

[B]

Go get tea every morning or she gotta go to work.

[C]

She's cool.

[B]

I would hope she's cool. Yes, I hope so. I'm saying in the event that she's not and she's a thotty and she's out here reckless and it's like, then how do I navigate through that relationship?

[C]

Well, you try to build a relationship with her and show her her worth.

[B]

She probably watches baddies.

[C]

Like, yeah, y'all can watch Baddies together.

[B]

We could definitely watch Baddies together. We could definitely watch. We could do that together. What if she's auditioning for Baddies?

[A]

You could be her manager.

[B]

No, thank you. You know what I'm saying? Like you got to.

[A]

You don't want 15%.

[B]

We talking about a 25 year old woman.

[C]

I think if you had a.

[B]

We ain't talking about a 16 year old.

[C]

She might be cool and I think you should get to know her. That's all.

[B]

Hopefully. But you know, let's not put that on me. I don't have no kids out here in the world. Don't put none of these kids on me. I don't want no girls from my past popping up.

[A]

What if she's a pod fan.

[B]

If she's a fan of the pot.

[A]

Yeah. Before she, like, found out that you were her father.

[B]

Oh, then I would have a. Join us for a patreon. It's content. Gotta use her. Get to work.

[C]

You would not do that.

[A]

There is a. Yeah.

[B]

You would introduce my. Introduce my daughter to the world.

[C]

Well, Rory did it with a podcast.

[B]

Yeah, but that. He knew. He. That was like, he was there when she was born. It was different, though. I'm just meeting this 25 year old woman, like, with the rest of the world, like, hey, my daughter, there's a.

[A]

Huge fan of our podcast that doesn't know he has a granddaughter. And I think it's hilarious.

[B]

A huge fan of our podcast that doesn't know he has a granddaughter.

[A]

And her. Her name is Amara.

[C]

Can you. What?

[A]

What'd I do?

[C]

Not right now.

[A]

Fine, fine. You're right. I shouldn't do that.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Thank you so much.

[A]

Before we get off this topic, though, has anyone seen, you know, one of the kids that was saying Jay Z was their father?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

They were doing interviews and shit, and he was actually gaining a lot of sympathy, even from me. And, like, I'm a HOV stand that thinks he can do no wrong. I even started to have a soft spot for him, and then all of us on the Internet turned on him when he did a photo shoot as every single one of Jay's album covers. And I was like, I see why Jamie. I see why Jay didn't.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I've seen The Internet take 180s before, but even like, the Jay Z haters that think he has some sex ring with Puff. Yeah, we're even like, all right, never mind, man.

[B]

Yeah, never mind. Like, this dude is completely side by.

[A]

Side of album covers.

[B]

Like, come on with this, man. Just stop the. But I get it, though. Everybody looking for a moment. They chasing the moment.

[A]

Do you have to, like, can you get court ordered DNA test?

[B]

It. It depends. You can. I believe you can. But it. It. It would have to be enough evidence to prove that there may be some validity to what you're actually saying is the case here. But you can't just go to court like, hey, I think that's my dad. They come to your house like, yo, some kid at the courthouse saying, you his father, you got to take it.

[A]

Yeah, no, I would do that just to meet Jay Z. You've been served papers.

[B]

You right, you would certain you would show up.

[A]

An Irish kid, Post Malone, maybe. Yeah, well, let's stay uptown asap Rocky Trial has begun.

[B]

Trial has begun. Asap. ASAP Rocky trial in California. He was charged with discharging a weapon, I believe. Right. And he. I think his friend. Well, former friend. ASAP Relly just took the stand two days ago, testified against ASAP Rocky in court, gave a testimony of what happened right before the shooting, the words that him and Rocky exchanged. So now, you know, people are like, oh, his friend is a snitch. He took the stand. They caught Relly leaving the courtroom, and some reporters, I guess, you know, maybe paparazzi, tmz, whoever was saying, how do you feel like you're, you know, labeled a snitch now? And Relly's response was, if somebody shot at you, what would you do? You know what I mean? So it's gonna get interesting now. I don't know what this means for Rocky. I think the reason why he didn't take the plea deal was because if he took the plea deal, I think it's. It's a civil case connected to it. So if he takes the plea deal, he's automatically guilty and would have to pay out the 30 million.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, even if.

[B]

So even if I take back everything I said the other day, I'm not taking that plea deal.

[A]

That even if he wins the case, you can still go do a civil lawsuit.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, but, like, O.J.

[A]

Won. But he lost that civil lawsuit with a.

[B]

But if you. Please, if you take the plea.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're. You're cooked.

[B]

That. You gotta. You gotta pay the suit. So I think that's the reason why he chose not to take a plea deal, to take this to court. Obviously, his lawyers feel like they have a good chance of raising a reasonable doubt that it wasn't him. Video's kind of blurry. Can't really see Rocky discharging the weapon, all these things. I get it. They're saying the gun was a prop. I believe some things like that. Cool. But, yeah, Relly took the stand, testified, gave us testimony of what happened that night, and we got to see what happens from here.

[A]

In A versus, who are you taking asap, Relly or ysl? Woody on the stand. Stand versus.

[B]

Nah. Woody is Goldie, though.

[A]

Woody.

[B]

Woody's goaded. Yeah, Woody got no. Woody got 12 albums.

[A]

That was the. That might be the best catalog in history.

[B]

Yeah, Woody put out 12 albums. Deluxe is all kind of shit. It was like, what is he talking.

[A]

He had even, like, the Goonies of goons that know all the rules were even questioning themselves, like, oh, maybe he's Not a snitch.

[B]

I mean, he did all of that, and Thug is still home. So we got to look at that. Like, he went up.

[C]

I think he helped a lot of people saying he. He threw the case. Like, he was.

[B]

Of course he did. Yeah, he definitely threw the case.

[A]

No, he. I mean, he went up there, everything and said. He was like, nah, I'll be lying. Yeah, it's like, well, you gave a statement that Doug did this. Yeah, I know. I'm a liar.

[B]

He completely. He completely demolished that case. He was, you know, one of the probably only credible witnesses that they thought they had.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he went up there and gave him 25 deluxe albums and remixed everything. So it was kind of like, all right, well, we don't know what the. Is going on anymore. Just let Thug home.

[A]

It's been so weird to see all these prosecutors, like, using rap crew names. Just hearing the court say, YSL or Ace. This is next to the stand. Ace. Asap. Relly. Like, all right, man. What's his real name?

[B]

Listen, I know Rihanna has a lot of money and a lot of power. I just don't know if Rocky comes out of this with no jail time.

[A]

Again, back to what you were saying. Like, where did that case go? Maybe the PR was so good that this entire time, I was like, I'll.

[B]

Throw that shit out.

[A]

Like, first day.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm not trying to speak any negativity towards Rocky, but this does not look that great. No, Rocky might go to fucking jail.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think, again, I think it's what they're being sued for, what he's being sued for, and maybe the probation, I think that they didn't, like, in the plea deal. Like, I don't think he wanted to do three years probation. I think that's what he was. He would have had to plead to. I don't think he wanted to do that. So I don't know. If he does no jail, I'll be very surprised if Rocky doesn't do any jail. I hate to see anybody do jail time. This is obviously old friends. Whatever disagreements happened, it went too far. But, yeah, man. I mean, you can't break the law, especially in a state like California, and just get away with it, no matter who you are. So prayers to Rocky. Hopefully he gets through this and is.

[C]

Back with his family as my baby daddy. And I just had two little rugrats.

[A]

I thought, they don't have three. They have two.

[C]

No, it's two. Two.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I take. Take the plea, though, please.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm not raising these children.

[A]

And I got 30 million. We can get that down.

[B]

We can get that.

[A]

Maybe he'll settle for five.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Rihanna shits five million.

[B]

Yeah. If Rihanna be like, listen, man, I.

[C]

Got 15 for you.

[B]

Take this 5 million cash uptown. Drop that shit off, man. Rally will never be heard from again. He'll take that 5 million and ride off into the sunset. Yeah.

[A]

And I mean, I saw 50 saying, yo, he just wants some money. Yeah. If. If you shoot me and your wife.

[B]

Is a billionaire, you know what makes this?

[A]

I would reply on. On 50s IG. Yeah, you're right.

[B]

Yeah. I want some cake, but I want some dough. That's a fact. I got shot. I want some money.

[A]

I wonder if. I don't know, do we think that maybe Rocky tried to reach out? Because I'm sure there's mutuals still that are still cool with Rally and still cool with Rocky because of how big their crew is. Rocky maybe reaching out like, hey, I'll give you some bread if we can just settle this. Like, my bad was done. Is done. Here's money.

[B]

Well, I think it's past that now.

[A]

Oh, of course, Saying maybe that could have been a better strategy, because it's not like.

[B]

But you got to be careful, because.

[A]

Testifying is why Rocky got arrested. There's camera footage, is video. But, nah, if somebody ma. If you shoot at me and then Damaris hits me, like, after things have cooled down and is like, yo, he got arrested, and we'll give you 10 mil, get on that stand and say, rocky didn't shoot. I didn't even see Rocky with a gun. I have no idea who shot me. We'll give you 10. I would do that in a fucking RP.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For 10 million.

[A]

I would do it for less than 10 million.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[C]

Rory would do it for 500,000.

[A]

Yeah. Tax free. Yeah. Hell, yeah.

[B]

You thought YSL Woody had a deluxe.

[A]

What's done is done.

[B]

While we keep potting, like, I'm like. I'm like, ace, Rocky shot me. I ain't say Rocky shot me. I go back with a whole different. What? 10 million cash, man, Listen, I ain't. I don't even know. I'm like, I've never seen this gentleman a day in my life, man. I don't know who this is.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Who? This is a bunch of dudes with brown skin, with bridge.

[A]

I don't even know. As soon as possible, Rocky. I don't even know who this guy.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know who this guy is. Man, let me get out of here, though. But we have to see. See what happens, man. But, you know, it doesn't look good, but hopefully, you know, Rihanna pulls some strings, and, you know, he got some great lawyers.

[A]

So do you guys mind if I spew some rumors that have no validity whatsoever? Nothing to back it, Just gossip. Straight up gossip.

[B]

All right. Are you about to be a Chatty Patty, or is this just like.

[A]

This is a theory I saw on Twitter. So. Okay, okay, I didn't see. Elon didn't put a community note under this, so. Okay, who's to say? Okay, there was someone that claimed it wasn't like a fake patron, but someone that claimed that they grew up with Relly and the whole ASAP crew. And when they were doing that baby bump reveal in Harlem, Relly came and wasn't, like, flirting with Rihanna per se, but was. Was making her, you know, laugh a little. Laugh a little too hard, like Rocky maybe have felt some rhythm.

[B]

Why. Why do people feel like that's flirting when. When the funny dude has your girl laughing? Like, that's not. He's not flirting because that's you.

[A]

And. And you don't know what it's like on the other side when you're making all of our girls.

[B]

But that. But I'm not flirting, though. That's just me just having conversation and just.

[A]

I will stop being so much of yourself around my girlfriend.

[B]

My bad. I'm sorry.

[A]

No. Dim your light.

[C]

Dim your life. Funny as.

[B]

Dim your light.

[A]

Don't be your full potential around her.

[C]

Yo, Showing you somebody else girl your full potential. That's crazy.

[B]

As. But I'm just saying, just through conversation, like, nah, that's.

[A]

That could also be a version of cheating. If my girl shows you her full potential, she's cheating.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

I show you my full potential, it's definitely cheating.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

You nasty.

[C]

I'm just saying. But. But.

[A]

But that's the definition of she.

[C]

It's the actual act, personality wise. Showing the full potential of personality. What am I supposed to.

[A]

What I'm supposed to do? Well, apparently there. Yeah, there was some flirting back and forth and.

[B]

Oh, wait, you said back and forth.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

She was pregnant, though. Baby bump.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But, you know, emotions like, nah, man.

[B]

We'Re not doing that.

[A]

I'm not saying we're not doing it. So it's a Twitter rumor.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That is what, like, got Rocky mad. Cause, like, I guess Relly's jokes were working. Like, Rihanna was in there. Like, I thought we were shooting my maternity in Front of Dino Barbecue. And now Relly has her laughing with the high pitch, like he. Not even. He's never even been that far.

[B]

Showing her pictures in his phone. All kind of shit, you know, Whenever your girl on the side with your man, you like, yo, look at this. This is when it's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, fan, fan, fan.

[A]

Riley was over there like, yo, what's your gram?

[B]

Follow me right now.

[A]

He'd ask for a number.

[B]

Yeah, let me get the gram. Let me get your ig.

[C]

Yo, Rihanna look like. Can't make her laugh. Rihanna looks like she laughs out there, Draws like she can.

[A]

Oh, she's definitely gonna laugh for sure. But, yeah, I guess Rocky felt away and then it festered a little bit. And the next time he saw Relly. Because that happened in la, right? Yeah, I guess that was the next time he saw Relly and confronted him about it, like. Which, again, this sounds like the stupidest rumor, but this person claims to be in the crew.

[B]

Get the out of here. I'm not.

[C]

Asap.

[A]

Me. That's more of a snitch than Relly. Like, why are you telling us that?

[B]

Yeah, that ain't. I don't put.

[A]

No, I don't either.

[B]

I think that's. That's.

[A]

But you have to think what would get Rocky to do that? It has to be a crazy, foul situation, allegedly, that he. Yeah, of course. No, Free Rocky. He didn't do that. I saw the video. Yeah, that was. That was asap.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

What would get him there for asap, Rocky in a Los Angeles public street to fire at his man's.

[B]

It could be a lot of things. I think it could have been a thing where they always had some tension for a while, and it just finally came to a head. But actually, what started it, it could be anything from, you know, dating back to, you know, when they were kids in Harlem to, you know, when. When the whole ASAP thing took off. He may feel like he's, you know, really may feel like he's owed some money from something. A little jealousy, ego. There could be a bunch of things, man, when you talking about old friends like that, like, it's a bunch of things that you gotta take into account. It's not the first time we've seen.

[A]

I think there's plenty of people on Earth. A lot of shootings, I'm sure, are just based off shitty ego and emotions, but asap, Rocky. Yeah, we're talking about in a public street in Los Angeles to fire a gun at his man. You. I'M not saying it would have to be something Rihanna related, but I'm thinking. I think me and ASAP are very similar in the way that we're not like, street guy. I don't view him as that. So to push us there, it's gotta be something family related, kid related, wife related. Like, it. That doesn't just come off like, yo, I'm still holding resentment from when we was 15 and you did some fuck shit.

[B]

Well, according to Relly, he said he told him, if you got a gun, use it. Like, so people don't realize it's a real thing. That if, you know, me and a guy get into an argument, he pulls a gun, and I don't seem fazed by it. He's almost in a position where he has to use that gun now, because now I'm not even scared. You thought I was gonna, like, you pull a gun, I'm gonna run. Yeah, I guess. Use it. Shoot it now. If you don't. And I'm sitting there laughing at you now you really look like a clown. And so, I mean, I think that again, I don't think that it was intended for Relly to get hit. But again, whenever you fire a gun, once that bullet leaves the, you know, the chamber, that's it. You have no control over it. But I think that it was another one of those things where it was meant to just let a shot off scare somebody, because I believe he got grazed in his hand. I don't know if the bullet actually went straight through his hand. I think he got grazed by a bullet.

[A]

But they were even saying with this that they stopped really being cool like that once Rocky blew up. So I don't even understand where that Rihanna Baby reveal shoot could even make sense. But I don't know. I. I don't pretend to know the ASAP Rally history like that. So, I mean, well, we gonna see.

[B]

I don't know if this trial goes on much longer. I think they close to probably wrapping this up in the next couple weeks.

[A]

Rocky. Rocky being on trial before Bari was not on my bingo card.

[B]

Yeah. Nah. Yeah, this is this. I'm not gonna lie. And like I told you, you know, you was there, and I brought it up a few weeks ago. I was like, yo, what's going on with the case? We haven't heard nothing. And now here we are, cases at trial, and Rally took the stand.

[A]

So, yeah, before we get off jail topics, I did have a question for you, Ma. How do you feel that Casanova says Tory Lanez is his Inspiration while he's behind bars.

[B]

Well, they're both musicians. They're both artists, recording artists. So is he saying he's his inspiration, by the way, that Tory has been able to make music and release music from behind bars. Is that what he means by inspiration?

[A]

Well, yes. Casanova said that Tory's. It's his inspiration because Tory is still fighting, still saying that he's innocent no matter what. To that I say Casanova, then everyone in jail should be your inspiration.

[B]

No, you got some dudes in jail that they give it up. They let me know I did that shit. You know, I'm. Some guys sit down and do my time. But, I mean, I understand. If Casanova's saying he admires the way Torey is, you know, standing on his innocence and continuing to fight for his innocence and, you know, and prove his innocence, then yes, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. Shout out to, you know, Casanova and.

[A]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Hopefully, you know, both of those gentlemen are doing fine and, you know, getting through their time the best they can and, you know, hopefully they'll be home one day again with their families.

[A]

Yeah. And also shouts to surf as well. Are cast still in the same.

[B]

I'm not sure.

[A]

Okay. I know they, at one point, they were in Essex together.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, man. Free Casanova. Free. Free surf. But yeah, I mean, would you. Who do you think, asap, Rocky's inspiration is going to be?

[B]

Don't do that. Because we don't. Yeah, we don't know if Rocky going to jail.

[A]

That was bad. That was gross.

[B]

We don't know if he's going to jail. Don't do that.

[A]

I apologize. I don't want to see that.

[B]

So good.

[A]

I just. I want really to get paid and ASAP to be free. It's easy. We can find a compromise in this country. Pay me. Just talk and I'll lie on the stand.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

For anyone out there that needs a cooperating witness that will tell the story that you want to be told, I'm your guy.

[B]

Yeah, I feel you.

[A]

Especially when Peach can Photoshop me into any security footage you need, I will be the eyewitness and say whatever you need me to say.

[C]

What's your prices, though?

[A]

It's different tiers. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on the charge. Like, we gotta charge a little different, baby. D, have you ever. I thought about this last night, saw an interesting conversation about women and when they decide to, you know, do a soft launch of their new boyfriend on social media.

[A]

Soft launch is crazy.

[B]

Yeah. You Know what? You know the soft launch, baby. Y'all give little hints, little, you know, little tidbits of I might be dating somebody might be seeing. But you don't want to give the full reveal as of yet because it's a couple more training sessions you got to put him through to see if he qualifies.

[A]

What are some of the early soft launch strategies? I noticed before they even start talking about the boyfriend, they start judging other women quietly, like, oh, yahoo is going out again tonight. Like, damn, I know that's the way you live. Yeah, when she was just doing that, but now it's a little different. She's getting into that.

[B]

Yeah, it's a date. So, Baby D, I gotta ask you, have you ever soft launched?

[C]

Oh, I soft launch all the time.

[B]

But I never see. But see. Okay, so I'm glad you say you do, because I've never seen the full reveal. So if you're gonna soft launch us, when do we get the grand opening? When do we get the.

[C]

So my thing when I was younger and I was. What I used to do was post every man I was ever around, because then nobody could figure out who my man was. Like, every male human being I came into contact with, I would just post. So then everybody was like, oh, Damaris always posting some random nigga like, this the post postal worker, this the milkman. You never know which one is actually my man. It was a great strategy, but now I don't do that anymore.

[A]

I hope you posted the pizza guy after he said you were Janet Jackson.

[C]

No, I didn't.

[A]

He deserved that.

[C]

At least he wasn't his best day. But. So I've. I've soft launched. I've done, like, the watch at the dinner, pick the hand. You know, the hand on the wine glass.

[B]

I'm filming a picture of you in the long hallway. And with a good caption.

[C]

I. I've done the.

[B]

My Tom heals all. You know, y'all love the time.

[C]

That's a good one. I haven't used that one yet. I. I'll use that one. I've done the leg over. Like, the leg over his leg. The. The shoes next to each other.

[B]

You've done that? Nah, see, I ain't see all of that.

[A]

You got. You got to go on there. Fenster.

[B]

Oh, you got a fenster.

[A]

That's where it's at.

[B]

Oh, wait a minute, baby. Do you got a fenster? Oh, nah, nah, nah. See, I feel like I got invited to the party, but y'all just left.

[C]

You wonder why people don't like white people. He talk too much.

[A]

You got a. I'm a snitch. I said that charges, Your honor. She has a fin.

[B]

You got a pointed.

[A]

The fin at my stomach, Baby D. Why?

[B]

I'm not following the Finster. Don't do that.

[A]

Wait, did you kick me off your Finster? I haven't seen a post in a really long time. And that means no soft launches. She must be talking to us on there.

[C]

I haven't been. So this is my thing, though. What I used to do is like soft. Like I used to soft relaunch. Like I used to soft relaunch my exes. Rory know I've been soft launching the same for like five years. Like, they be like I told them, girl, I'm always back with, you know.

[B]

Like soft launching the same.

[A]

Dude, she is the hit maker of the launch. You're gonna know that sample.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Baby D, when does the full reveal happen?

[C]

Yeah, not now. I've posted. I've posted my ex, George. I've posted George before.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

On my story post.

[A]

Okay, but this.

[C]

A lot of that.

[A]

But they made sure no one could see that story post except for him.

[C]

No, that's. I've done that before, but I didn't do that.

[B]

And baby Ds. I posted George as well. Like, she'll be at a museum and take a picture of everybody in front of her Georgia beat. It's like, yo. But we didn't know that was home.

[A]

Where's Waldo?

[B]

That's a full reveal.

[C]

It was a. It was like a picture of us hugging and kissing. But this was before I got on camera for this podcast. So once I got on camera for.

[B]

This podcast, life changes. Yeah. Life changes.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I wasn't. I wasn't doing. I was not subjecting other people to the criticism. They, like, you seen the they said about me? They called. They said I look like a Monique daughter off the Parkers. I'm not putting.

[B]

Get him, Baby D. He laughed. I didn't laugh, Baby D.

[A]

We were all laughing.

[B]

No, no, no, I didn't laugh.

[A]

You laughed.

[C]

That was funny to you, huh? That was funny.

[A]

I don't remember what you said. I hope George called you phony after that. Like, Dan, you blew up and now. Now you don't even know me.

[C]

He did, but this. My relationship's over. But the point was, I didn't want to subject him to that type of stuff, so I stopped hard launching people after that. So I don't know if I'll ever post a man to my full. We have to be engaged. Like, I gotta have already locked that nigga in down. He trapped before I.

[B]

A girl soft launched me, and I didn't even know I was launched. I just saw her story and was like, yo, like, wait a minute.

[A]

You gotta put me in on the 1099.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, I didn't know he was working again.

[B]

Wait, wait, what's going on here? Like, I'm just in the back. I'm all this shit. Like, yo, what happened?

[C]

Damn, you had clothes on.

[B]

Yeah, no, I was like, out. And we was chilling, hanging out, but I was just like, yo, whoa. I didn't know that this was a.

[C]

You know how many followers she had?

[B]

I mean, she got a decent amount of followers, but, I mean, nobody knew it was me, though. But it was like, I saw. Did you? No, I was just like in the back chilling, but it was like, you couldn't see my face, but you could see me standing. I'm like, yo, stop. I didn't know I was part of the rollout. Like, what happened real quick, you know what I mean? Like, but then she told me, it was like, oh, no. You know, just. Just being funny. Don't use me to get back at your ex. I'ma just say that.

[C]

I mean, I mean.

[B]

Nah, nah, nah.

[C]

If I'm giving you pussy, why it matter? Like, mind your fucking business. It don't matter.

[A]

Why use me. I don't care.

[B]

See? Nah, y'all tripping. Don't put me in your videos on your page so that your ex could see that you happy and moved on. And I don't know what's going on. I don't know your ex. This could be batshit crazy. Want to kill me and everybody around me? Don't use me for your role.

[C]

Well, post. Okay, so posting who you are, that's different. But I could use yellow arm. Like, he don't know who arm. That is your arm not that recognizable.

[B]

Know my arms.

[A]

Where they know your arms.

[B]

I'm the only that do this with their arms.

[A]

Yo, that'd be the nasty. What is she posting having a seizure?

[C]

I had an ex who. This was a while ago. I had an ex who he got hard, launched the. The chick after me. Side chick. She was. She was the side chick. And then he started dating her after me.

[B]

Wait, wait. So what she decide? Because if the ended up with the side, that means she was the main.

[C]

He ended up with the side because I left him. He didn't leave me.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah, so.

[C]

So she hard launched him like, she posted him. And I seen it. And I called him. They were. Them was still at dinner. I called him. I said, you were sure to you at dinner. He like, yeah, how you know? I said, she just posted you. He was like, yo, take that the down. Why the would you post that? I'm gonna call you right back.

[A]

And I'm. And I'm the snitch, so you do the.

[B]

You do.

[A]

You did that to be petty. You didn't do it for his well being.

[C]

You still trying to Baby think you.

[B]

A grenade in the elevator, the door closed.

[C]

You still trying to get back with.

[A]

Me, but break up with him and then break up his other relationship?

[C]

You're an ass because you're trying to get back with me, but you're out at dinner with the girl. You were cheating on me because you don't want. Doesn't make any sense.

[B]

What you mean?

[A]

You broke up with me? Yeah, you dumped him, but you trying.

[C]

To get back with me, but you still the. That you. Nah, nah.

[B]

Yeah, that's called game.

[C]

Hang it up. And I ain't even want that no more. But hang it up.

[A]

That's putting yourself.

[B]

Nah, baby, you can't do that. That's whack. Don't. If you don't want him, why would you mess up his current thing?

[C]

Because why you can't. No. You dipped your toe in my pond, and now I'm a pissing it. I don't know what the you think. What you thought this was.

[B]

All right, you left him, right?

[C]

That's fine. That's fine. But you ain't gonna be happy with that.

[B]

No, that is crazy.

[A]

That's insane.

[B]

You. I left you, but you ain't gonna be happy with her. That's like when Ike told Tina, if you die, I kill you. That's the most prolific line in movie history. I felt him. If you die, I kill you. I said, this nigga's pimping. If you die, I kill you. In the ambulance, he told it.

[A]

I felt him. Not the other stuff, but yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, man. All right, I'm sorry.

[A]

You don't have any tattoos, so. Tattoos can always fuck you over.

[B]

Yeah, I ain't got no tats.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

That was my biggest thing with a hand tat. Like, when I would go out, I would wear long sleeves, like, just so.

[B]

You can't even be happy.

[A]

A girl. A girl couldn't do it.

[B]

You can't even be comfortable when you creep in.

[A]

You got gloves on.

[B]

O.J.

[A]

Hatter. That's what I was about to say. Yeah. Then I started showing up to summer dates with mittens on.

[B]

But you got to use the one with the fingertips out. Like, just use those gloves. Yeah.

[A]

It's August. I'm holding a glass of wine with furry gloves on.

[B]

Fashion. I put sparkles on and call it fashion.

[A]

This restaurant's freezing.

[C]

Yeah, up, though. Because you're like. You're like the cool, nice dress white guy who only dates black. Like, if automatically, if I know I'm dating a redheaded white man, if I see some pale fingers in a picture with another bitch, like, automatically, I'm. Now I got to look. Look.

[B]

Yeah, it's only eight gingers in New York.

[A]

I'll comment under my own post. Like, damn, Sean's at it again.

[B]

That's Sean going crazy.

[A]

Sean keep him.

[B]

Yeah, he keep one with him. Sean keep one with him. Don't. He said, that ain't me.

[A]

Yo, the worst. The worst reveal that ever happened to me was I went to a festival, and she had posted, like, walking and just the Shadows. And I got a text like, how. So how was the festival? I was like, how you knew I was at a festival? Yeah, send me the fucking IG story of my shadow. She was right. But I was like, your shadow? You fucking. That's not me.

[B]

She sent you a picture of your shadow and said, this is you.

[A]

It was a video of us walking, and it was like, both our shadows. That was the video. And this.

[B]

The girl recorded it. The girl you was with recorded you. Y'all shadows. You didn't know?

[A]

No, I didn't know.

[B]

And then another girl, you know, saw the video.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And said, that's you. Yeah. Nah.

[A]

And what's up is she did set it up. Like, I was like, how did you know? Because I was thinking it was an innocent text. I also wasn't doing anything wrong, but she was just creeping. She said, how's the festival? And I was like, how'd you know it was at a festival? She's like, oh, no, no. Just want to know how it was. And I was like, how do you know? Are you here? Like, where you at? Thinking, like, maybe she saw me at the festival and then sent me that.

[B]

That is crazy. If a girl recognizes your shadow.

[C]

I know my shadow. You bugged the out.

[A]

You bug out.

[B]

Yo, baby, do you said what?

[C]

I could catch that, but it could be. It could be 4:00 in the morning in a dark alley. I'm gonna see that black ass. You bugged out.

[A]

And what. What's. What's up is I wanted to call the crazy, but she was right.

[B]

Yo, yo, Baby D said she know that nigga's shadow bugged out. That is crazy. Baby D. Let me see your phone. I want to see your. What? Well, not, no, no, not your. Not your phone. I want to see your alarm. What time are your alarm set on your phone? Let me see your alarm grid on your phone.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because it. It says a lot about a woman. If you have a odd number as a time you want to wake up up, you're a psychopath. Like, your alarm shouldn't be set to 9:37am why you got to get up at 9:37?

[C]

Well, the one. I have a sunrise alarm at my house. Because if it's my phone, I'm a snooze it and I'll never get here. It's set for 6:50am okay, that's a.

[B]

That's. That's a. That's a. That's an even number. Yeah, but I'm talking about like, like an odd number.

[C]

No, I don't. That don't. I don't like odd numbers.

[A]

But you haven't set it for like 6:45, and then it just keeps scrolling to 6:47.

[B]

So you just leave it right there. I'll get up then. Whatever. That's how Roy. Like, oh, it. I guess I'm getting up at 6:32.

[A]

The universe wants two more minutes to sleep. I'm not gonna stop. Who am I?

[B]

That is crazy. Like, women have the weirdest time set in their phone. Like, it's insane. Like 70. Why do you have 70 different alarms?

[C]

How many do you have? I am actually very curious. How many alarms do you have?

[A]

I might have all seem like the type that would set an alarm for noon.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, why you take.

[B]

No, no, no. But we might have. No, we might have a call. We might have a call.

[A]

I get that, but I'm saying for like to wake up. I've seen people that do that. Like, they'll set their alarm for 11:30am like, nah.

[B]

5:36, 26, 37, 35. 7:45. 8.

[A]

Doing at 5:30.

[B]

8, 15. 8. I may have had a flight. Get a flight. You know, different. 8:45. My thing is, it's all even numbers, though. 8:45, 9. O5, 9:30. There ain't no 633. Like, why do. Why do women have those type of. Like, it's crazy the amount of times that y'all have setting your phone to get up.

[C]

Well, I'm sure I have some of those in there just for shit, like, if. I don't know. Just shit happens sometimes. I still have a birth control alarm in my phone. I ain't been on birth control in seven years.

[B]

But keep that. That's important. Keep that alarm so, you know, keep that there.

[C]

I'm not on birth control.

[B]

Oh. Oh, my bad.

[A]

For, like, nostalgia.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it. Keep you on your toes, baby.

[C]

I don't go through and delete my alarms from past shit. Like, I got alarms set for my old, old job. I ain't worked that job in four years. But I'm just not going it through and deleting them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember a girl told me she Amazon. She Amazon ordered her Plan B. I said, jeff Bezos is out here cornering the fucking market. They sending the Plan B through Amazon.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

You know how crazy that is?

[C]

No, it's. You should stack up with them. Well, not you. You should stack up and, like, just order them and keep them in the crib. Plan B's, like, extra toothbrushes.

[B]

Keeping the plan B's.

[A]

It's not, like, good for a woman to pop Plan B like Skittles.

[C]

No, you shouldn't pop them like Skittles, but just in case. Well, you're not. You're involved now.

[A]

No, Kia's birth control alarm stayed. It's when Amara wakes up. Yeah, she didn't have to change it.

[B]

That's the real birth control right there. We will never do this again.

[C]

But for single people.

[A]

And I want to see the brand of that fucking birth control.

[C]

Single men, you should keep, like, five or six, however much. I don't know how much you fucking, but you should keep them in your house, baby.

[B]

D, you be setting us up. If you went to a nigga crib and used his bathroom and you needed to look for the toilet tissue, and you opened the sink, underneath the drawers, underneath the sink tank, and it was Plan B stacked with. Wrapped in rubber bands.

[A]

You leaving out the package?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's Monday. They in the pill thing. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

[A]

And then you see your name on Saturday. He got all the names.

[C]

Yo.

[B]

You know how stick that is. And then.

[A]

And then your pill missing.

[B]

Somebody took yours.

[C]

Took my pillow, yo.

[B]

That is fucking crazy. Bezos is crazy, man.

[A]

Damaris, you know, if you went into a guy's, like, medicine cabinet and saw that you would run. That's a. That's a serial killer.

[B]

Plan B's on the standby. It.

[C]

Or he. Him and his ex girlfriend could have just Been being like, responsible. I want to hear his explanation. If he's a good enough liar, if the lie is good enough and the dick is good enough, I'll take the plan B and show.

[B]

Ah, see, there you go right there. See if the dick good enough. Y'all just get plum dumpsters.

[A]

Meanwhile, your ovaries are screaming.

[B]

They both got over in a microwave, like in the air fryer, and they're.

[A]

Torching your every single egg is just like. Again.

[B]

Yeah, like, yo, what the.

[A]

What the. Pull out.

[B]

Yeah. That is crazy.

[A]

Every Saturday.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Usually I like to defend my gender, but the way we, like, judge women, if we went to the crib and she has like a whole drawer full of condoms, it's like, God damn this. Like you walk around with condoms on you. That's crazy.

[C]

I think, I hate. I think that's stupid.

[A]

Way higher. To judge a man that has just like a pandemic style stash of Plan B pills just in his career.

[C]

If. But this is my thing, though. If it. If they're cheaper that way. If it's cheaper to buy them that way, then do that. Like if you. If they don't.

[A]

So they don't sell Plan B at Costco.

[C]

No, but like, if Jeff Bezos give you like the subscribe and save, like on Amazon. Like, if you subscribe, he sends you one every month. Month. And it's cheaper.

[B]

You can subscribe on Amazon for Plan B's, I guess.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like this Bezos is. He's the alien you talking about Elon. We gotta look into Bezos.

[A]

You know how the girls have the Amazon list in their bios now? What if you went to our Amazon? She's like, you know what? Let me, let me, Let me send her a little something just to show her I appreciate her. And you see at the bottom the bulk Plan B Amazon list.

[B]

Yeah, I'm cool. It ain't for me. That box ain't for me.

[A]

That's for everybody.

[B]

Yeah, that's exactly. That's for everybody.

[C]

But yeah, I wouldn't. I don't know. I wouldn't. I. Men get. I don't want a man that don't get.

[B]

So I like that you don't want a man that don't get. I like that. But then be mad when he got new pussy at the table. And then you call and say, yo, you with that new. And then you hang up and see.

[A]

Have you ever spent a weekend with. With a young lady that you were sleeping with staying the whole weekend? Let's say you flew to her city. And that first Friday night, miss those gets. Gets a little. Gets a little crazy, a little scary. You guys got caught up in the moment. Saturday morning, you're like, just in case, let's go to Walgreens and go get one. Have you ever. When you got back in the car and she wanted to open the package, you said, wait, we do have 72 hours.

[B]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[A]

Don't take that. I'm gonna nut in you for the next 48 hours.

[B]

Yeah, you take that. You take that when I leave.

[A]

No, that's not how it works.

[C]

No, the more you wait, the less it loses. Like there's the.

[A]

We're redline it. We're going to get right there.

[B]

Yeah, we're going to get right there. We're going to teeter the line a little bit.

[A]

Hour 68.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Ain't that how. Yeah.

[A]

Tampa was crazy.

[C]

Yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

[B]

Tampa was crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It is a mar's birthday.

[B]

Happy birthday.

[C]

Yeah. Don't listen to Rory, man.

[A]

One day Amar's gonna listen back to these pods like, what happened in Tampa?

[B]

Exactly. One Night in Tampa. That's gonna be the name of the album. The third album, One Night in Tampa. That gonna be a blues album that's gonna actually gonna hit though. No. The Dream announced it. First album in 10 years.

[A]

Yes. I'm super excited.

[B]

I think it's coming out the same day as yours, Rory.

[A]

So you we're gonna push back. Doesn't feel right. I don't like the mix.

[B]

I am happy though, that the Dream is.

[A]

I think I go head to head with Dream.

[B]

I mean, you know how I feel about that. I think it's always best to have your album come out when another big artist comes out.

[A]

I'm honestly, I'm only really avoiding Cole would be probably the one I would avoid. Just cause of the timeline.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like anyone else. Whatever it is what it is like.

[B]

I am excited though. Cause the Dream, obviously, Rory, one of our favorite artists. I don't know if he got back in with Tricky this album. That's still like. I'm still waiting for him and Tricky Stewart to start working again. Hopefully their relationship is better than it was. I don't know. I'm just. They could be the best of friends again. I don't know. But I do want to hear him and Tricky one day work again. But I am happy that the Dream announced that his album is done. He posted, he said, this is not a test. The album is done. Or something to that nature on Instagram and I was like, okay, cool. Finally get some new dreams. So excited about that.

[A]

All these kids about to find out who their father is.

[B]

Listen, man, the Dream is, you know, he's one of those artists that when he decides to step out and, you know, put some music out, you. You realize, like, okay, yeah, he's. He's heading. He's head above everybody else when it comes to writing and. And producing R B music. He is the guy.

[A]

Do we think Dream and this is. This is off the cuff, so. So don't kill me if this take is completely wrong. I haven't thought much about it. Do we think Dream was that switch where R B didn't have to be so much about your vocals, like your.

[B]

Vocal ability, more about what you were saying.

[A]

More about what you were saying. And even the style in which Dream said it where it was more singing rappy like sentences. You could really understand everything he was saying, words he wasn't singing. Was Dream the first person with that switch? R B Did I feel drastically changed when Dream went solo?

[B]

He definitely is one of the best, if not the best to do it. Whereas vocally he's not. You know, we're not going to draft him on our greatest male vocalist.

[A]

And he's not a bad vocalist either, but he's not.

[B]

But he's not. You know, when you see Think R and B. He's not an R and B vocalist, but.

[A]

Because even T Pain could sing really well.

[B]

You know, he uses the auto tune. But yeah, no, Dream is. I think it's more so just the music with the Dream that's so like, that really is. You know, people love listening to. It's not. He's not gonna sing you, you know, and have you like, damn, like he can really sing. But it's like the music, the lyrics, the production, I think that's what set Dreams apart. It's just his pen. And again, the music behind it is what people fall in love with when you talk about the dream.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm glad. 10 years it's just been writing for everybody else.

[B]

I'm excited, man.

[A]

I wonder what he kept for himself. That's what I'm.

[B]

You know, he always keep the ball. He got a few bombs tucked away.

[A]

I want to hear that. The country Dream record that didn't make a Cal Carter.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I want to hear his renaissance.

[B]

I don't. I don't think he announced a date yet.

[A]

Did he announce the date?

[B]

Just first. I know he did post Triple Check that. I know he did post that. It is Done, though. So the dream and I'm.

[A]

It was on Twitter, right.

[B]

I'm still trying to make it through. Sex tape four. I'm like, I don't like 80. Done. She got like 57 records on.

[A]

Who's that long?

[B]

Yeah. That's insane.

[A]

Yeah, I'm on his Twitter now. It doesn't say an actual date. Just. Just said that it's done. So I'm definitely excited for that.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Love Cult. Do we. Do we think that's the name of the album?

[B]

Love Coat?

[A]

Well, the tweet is Album Done. This particular one kind of wrote itself. Can't wait to start shooting these videos and pressing these vinyls ASAP. Been 10 years since I released a commercial album. I wasn't inspired to do so, but I now am. Incoming. I promise. This is not a drill. Hashtag Love Cult.

[B]

I'm not mad at that as a title. Love Coat. That sounds about the dreams. Yeah. Love versus Money. What was his first album? It was a Love versus Hate.

[A]

Yeah. I always get confused with which came first.

[B]

I think it was Love versus Money that came first.

[A]

It's odd. I mean, he's saying he's can't wait to start shooting the videos. Like the history dreaming I have. I'm shocked. He didn't. He didn't reach out. Maybe he's getting the mix is done. He's gonna hit me, me and Aristotle.

[B]

Later when it's all done, when it's.

[A]

Ready to shoot first of all. The long Gone video that we did is. That was one of my favorite videos.

[B]

Love Hate.

[A]

Love Hate.

[B]

Had to get that right. Love Hate is the first album. Classic album. Love versus Money. Or Love Money. Whichever. Whichever one is called. I don't fucking know. Love Hate.

[A]

No, love Me. This is like me trying to.

[B]

No, no. Love Hate.

[A]

This is me at a spelling bee.

[B]

No, Love Hate.

[A]

Yeah. Dyslexia sucks, doesn't it?

[B]

No, Love.

[A]

Love.

[B]

Love Hate. Love versus Money. And then Love King.

[A]

Love King.

[B]

Yes. And then Terrius Nash, of course. 1977 classic.

[A]

I. That is my favorite dream album.

[B]

Terry's Nash.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I know. Hey is really the. The one that people go for. And even I've heard love versus money more than 1977. But that's. That's my favorite one. I'm not mad and biased because again, we, you know, did the Long Gone video, but before that, that was my favorite dream. I love that album. That album is criminally underrated.

[B]

Yeah. I'm looking forward to this project. Dream is one of my. One of my Favorite artists.

[A]

I feel like for what he's done specifically in the last 10 years, there's a lot of verse. Verse swaps. I know Dream don't be getting his fee all the time when he writes for Beyonce. Yeah, it's verse swap time, everybody.

[B]

So you think he got a joint with Beyonce on the album?

[A]

I think she owes him that.

[B]

I don't know. I think that Beyonce is one of those artists that even somebody like the Dream is just like, that's, you know, whatever B wants. I'm all hands on deck whenever she calls. Like, I don't think he looks at it like, yo, but you got to give me a verse.

[A]

I don't think he does that either. Yeah, it ain't that a great relation. Great working relationship, but I just feel like for what Dream has done for so many artists and that whole verse swap mentality that a lot of people do when they fees aren't involved.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dream is old. And not, not to say I want, like a, A full of features. Dream album, Dream by himself is great.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, I think, I think B owes him one.

[C]

You might get some background vocals. That's.

[A]

But I love, I love when Beyonce does that. Like when she did that on Blonde, I, I. It was just as good as a feature to me.

[B]

For Frank, too.

[A]

Like, it was just as good as a feature. What's so funny is they did. They did, like, melody swaps because Frank did what's on the Beyonce album where Frank's like, that's just Frank in the back doing that shit.

[C]

Yeah, I know what you. It's. It's on. I know what song you're talking about, but I can't think of it right now.

[A]

Yeah, we thought we were getting Superpower. Superpower. Incredible song. We thought we were getting a Frank and Beyonce song. Just waiting for that Frank verse to come in. He was just like, yo, all right.

[B]

No, no, no. That's all you get.

[A]

Stop being the metronome.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's all you get. That's it.

[A]

And then Blonde came in, and we heard those Beyonce melodies. I was like, oh, she about to kill the second verse.

[B]

N. Well, we got your. Your boy Kanye. I was getting scared because Kanye's been quiet for a very long time.

[A]

Something's afoot.

[B]

Yeah. Whenever Kanye is. Is quiet and he's not, you know, on the top of everybody's, you know, topics and list and talking points, a new pandemic or something, you get, you get nervous. But he does have an interview that's dropping this weekend. Yeah.

[A]

February 2nd, Sunday. And it appeared the trailer was a little weird, but it appeared that Justin LeBoy is also doing this one.

[B]

What is the. Do they have, like, is he. Is Kanye, like, invested in Justin? He invested in this.

[A]

No, seriously, I'm glad you went that way because I thought you were about to maul that entire one. I thought she was going to go a whole different route out.

[B]

I say they were gay lovers.

[A]

Yes. I'm happy for your growth.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

Because even I've thought sometimes, like, yo, why they always hanging out?

[B]

Ah, man. No, I think that obviously, I think that Justin is.

[A]

Well, he does all the social media stuff for Don at one point. I don't know what Kanye is doing with his company at the moment, but he did hire Justin the boy to do his socials at one point. Yeah, I have. I don't want to sound like a hater, but I'm going to repeat what I said. That Justin the Boy interview was the worst interview in podcast history.

[B]

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

[A]

I just. Not even to say that I could do it. But it takes a different monster to interview Kanye West. And I'm not saying keep the conversation to a structure, but at least tame it a bit so there's a direction of where we're going with this instead of just long. Big Boy did a phenomenal job with it.

[B]

Yeah, but.

[A]

And Kanye still got his crazy shit off. But Big Boy, I mean, one of the best ever.

[B]

But. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Big Boy is a vet when it comes to radio interview things like that. Um, I think with Justin, obviously they have a closer personal relationship. Yeah. So I think it's one of the things like, yo, fuck it, let's set up right here, turn the cameras on. Let's do a quick conversation interview and put it out. But I didn't. That interview was. I didn't really like that one. But.

[A]

And I'm.

[B]

I'm looking forward to this one, though.

[A]

I'm not even looking for like the crazy, crazy pushback on everything, but, like, challenge one thing.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta challenge something with Kanye.

[A]

Or at least ask a follow up question. Explain that.

[B]

But then you might get exiled from the interview. You. He might tell you to get up and leave your own. What did you just ask me?

[A]

Get up and get up on the. On the sign.

[B]

Yeah. No, get up and get out. Don't ask me.

[A]

Charlamagne did a pretty good job of it when they did the interview in Kanye's crib. He. He kept some Structure there. Sway did too. Even through. You got some of the greatest Kanye. When somebody is challenging him or trying to have a real conversation, that's the.

[B]

That'S the interview we need. We need another part to that. Sway and Kanye. Yeah, it's time for that one. They need to give us that interview.

[A]

Sway.

[B]

So now everything that happened over the years that went from that last one. Yeah, we need a new one.

[A]

Sway is so ill that he got the self admitted, most arrogant, egotistical rapper on earth to say I was wrong. Yeah, Sway doesn't have the answers. I apologize after screaming you, but I mean, I'm gonna tune in. I'm talking, I'm talking. Like I'm not gonna.

[B]

No, we gotta watch it. Kanye's been quiet. He's, you know, we gotta hear what he. What he got on his mind, what he, what he working on. We know the. The bully project is coming.

[A]

They've snippets. I saw there was a future snippet as well.

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's out there.

[B]

He got a dipset chain now. He was with Jim the other day. Got a dipset chain, dipset belt, you know, I mean, listen, man, it might have some new dipset Kanye produced shit coming.

[A]

I'm here for it. What do we think? What's our predictions for the last Kanye interview? The crazy shit was him dissing J. Cole. He went less anti Semitic, more hip hop on the last one. What are we doing? We going back to. Can you guess what Dr.

[B]

It was February 2nd this Sunday. I'm gonna go ahead and guess and say that he's going to diss Kendrick Lamar, who has the biggest stage the following weekend at Super Bowl.

[A]

Okay, that's a great prediction.

[C]

I'm rolling.

[A]

That's a very Kanye esque thing. This person is about to have a huge moment. Let me put myself into it and on him.

[B]

I got to put myself right into that moment, right on that stage with him.

[A]

By the way, it was a Jewish doctor.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Have didn't want us to get off because you started a new point.

[B]

Yeah, I got you.

[A]

Maybe you were still guessing. I didn't know.

[B]

No, no, no, I got you. I got you.

[A]

I'm not gonna say what doctor was.

[B]

Yeah, I got you.

[A]

I. That was. I don't know how to follow that up, I think. Does he go anti Trump? Because now the country clearly swung towards Trump. Like he clearly won and it's not as taboo to hate Donald Trump. Kanye always goes against. Is he now on some fuck Trump?

[C]

I don't think Kanye Brings Trump up at all. I think they might bring him up to Kanye, and I think Kanye is going to swerve past it. Oh, wait, Justin boy.

[A]

All Justin boy is going to do is look around, go, oh, that's crazy, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't think. I don't think.

[A]

What is he looking at?

[B]

Don't do that.

[C]

I don't think at all. I don't think it'll be brought up at all, Trump.

[B]

I don't think it'll be brought up, but I don't think it's going to go away where he's going to disrespect Trump. I think he's. He's gonna probably say, yo, I tried to tell y'all that years ago, and y'all called me crazy and this, that, and the third, and I wore the hat, and y'all killed me for it. I think he'll do that. I don't think he'll. On Trump. I do think that he will take. I don't know what shot he takes at Kendrick, but trust and believe he's gonna say something about Kendrick. That's gonna transfer over to that stage next February 9th.

[A]

And I think you'll get more pro Drake stuff than you would expect. Yeah, just because of how Kanye's brain works. I. I can see that.

[C]

I think we get a North single announcement.

[A]

Well, didn't they announce something with a FKA Twigs? Am I saying that correctly? I apologize. Wasn't there an announcement recently that they were going to put a record out?

[C]

We're looking that up.

[A]

I mean, north was great on Vulture.

[C]

Like, yeah, north is really leaning heavily into music.

[A]

So she was rapping. Oh, she.

[C]

She rapped in Japanese.

[A]

Who the is that, fka?

[B]

Oh, I thought they were trying to say. I thought they was trying to say that's North. Now I say, yo, bro.

[A]

No, that's.

[B]

Bro. What we doing here? Like, I thought something happened.

[C]

Fear in your heart when you said, who the is that?

[B]

Yeah, because I'm like, yo, wait, why they got the side? I was gonna say, what is happening right now? What is going on?

[A]

Wait, did you think it was north and, like, Calabasas has already let a child get surgery or.

[B]

No, I knew this was north on the left.

[A]

A journalistic mistake.

[B]

But I thought they was trying to. Thought this was a younger picture of north and then, like, an updated picture. I want to like, yo, that's not even the same girl. Like, yeah, what is happening right now?

[A]

I don't know North. I've seen those videos. She has handles. She can play ball and she can rap. Yeah. She's posted videos of her like doing dribbling drills and that's dope. So she could be leading for. We brought it up. Best basketball player, rapper combo.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Leangela may have some competition. Is she like, she gets Kanye Beats?

[B]

Is she playing ball, like at school and stuff like that?

[A]

That I. I don't. I don't keep up like that much.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But there was viral videos of her playing ball. I was like, oh, I. I wasn't familiar with your game. I apologize.

[B]

It's crazy to see all of these kids like growing up. Like, yeah, literally, like seeing just watching them every time, you know, Kim posts her or Kanye post. It's just crazy to see these kids like literally growing up in front of you.

[A]

I think after Kanye posted his net worth, allegedly now is back over a billion dollars. He's gonna. On Adidas. We're not going to get away from that topic ever. Whatever they'll be. There'll be a 30 minute Adidas rant again.

[B]

I'm here for it. I love it. Let's do it.

[A]

As long as it comes with a new music, that's it. I'm absolutely here for it.

[B]

Don't just do all this and it don't disappear for a year and don't give us no music. Like, let's. Let's hear the music.

[A]

I'm curious to see who we collaborated with outside of like features more so producers. Like, I hope Swizz is somehow involved. I like when Swizz and Kanye work together. I think some of the stuff I dislike, like about Swizz's production, Kanye brings in and brings the best out of Swizz.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Kanye drums don't compare to Swizz drums. So they're the perfect marriage or child's drums. But I thought that went without.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't.

[A]

Everyone's battling for. For two and three.

[B]

That's why I didn't mean to step on your line. I'm sorry, bro.

[A]

That's cra.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Single out February 7th.

[B]

Yes. Do we have any voicemails?

[A]

Wait, speaking of Swiz, before we get to voicemails, I need the Internet to apologize for calling Alicia Keys a dyke all week.

[C]

Why would they apologize? They've been doing that all. All for the past decade.

[A]

I know, but everyone kind of did their victory lap, their I told you so. Just cuz she wanted to, you know, party with some young ma on a flight.

[C]

She had a. She had a little do rag on she.

[A]

There's plenty of feminine women.

[C]

I agree. She's also from New York, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But that. It's only lean. They're not just calling her that because of this one photo. It's more. Or this one video. It's because people have been leaning into that narrative for a while that Alicia Keys has, like, top energy.

[B]

Okay. Because y'all know where I can go with this. Are people surprised at this? Like, I think when we first got introduced to Alicia Keys, everybody thought she may have been.

[A]

But that. All right.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When she first came out, when the Fallen video came out, yes, that was the consensus. But they took her. Her image to more feminine after that, and they started to go away with those rumors. But I don't know, man. Like, maybe that's just like, her. That's her homegirls.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

I thought that their journey led them there.

[B]

I'm just. I don't. I think this is just like, a new thing, like, what this is to, like, this generation. This been a thing with Alicia Keys, though. People were actually surprised when she got married to Swizz, like, now that I think about it.

[C]

Damn. Stan's calling Swizz a beard.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Yeah, you. No, she's saying that. But, yeah, they were, though. That was a real thing. Like, we not making that up. That was real shit.

[A]

Don't they have kids?

[B]

Yes, but that's what. That's why they call it a beer. Because it's like, oh, yeah, like, you do that. Like, public facing, but you really behind the sheets, you know, You. You like women.

[A]

Somebody had tweeted something along the lines, like, damn, she. She took. What. What's Swizz's ex wife's name?

[C]

Mashonda.

[A]

Yeah. Took Mashonda's husband and didn't even want to him.

[C]

That's childish.

[A]

I was like, yo, all right, so.

[B]

You'Ve seen the joke. See, the jokes have always been there.

[C]

That's. Yeah, that's been there forever.

[B]

They've always been there. That's what I'm saying. This. So this is. This is just new. I mean, who. This. I mean, you know, at this point, who. Who cares? It's not. It's not breaking news.

[A]

I just wanted people to apologize because I think they're a lovely married couple.

[B]

Happy, successful, talented, talented married couple.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, we can get the voicemails. Okay.

[B]

You've got mail. Hey, I. With the pod, but I got a question for y'all. Who is on y'all? Mount Rushmore of baddies. That's before y'all.

[A]

Time.

[B]

Meaning you was a toddler or before you was born. When they was in a prime for me, Vanity from the Last Dragon and Prince protege, Baddie number two. I would say sure, she was a baddie in the 70s. Just really found that out then. You can't get wrong with Pam Greer. And last, I'ma say Felicia Rashad. But if y'all got amount, much more baddies, let me know. So you said a Mount Rushmore baddies while we were. When we were toddlers. Yeah, Vanity is definitely one of mine. Purple Rain was one of my favorite movies growing up. So Vanity, rest in peace. He's definitely one of my. One of my Google Gagas. You know, you just see him, like, Google Gaga.

[A]

I thought he was gonna, like, go more video vixen route. I didn't know. Like, when he said share, I was like, oh, it's a completely different conversation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Off the top. Tedra Moses. Off the top of my head.

[B]

The singer? Really? Damn, you young.

[A]

She's like, 50.

[B]

Yeah, but you're young. If you was 34. Yeah, but if you were a toddler.

[A]

And she was like, I think.

[B]

No way.

[A]

When Teacher Moses was out.

[B]

That's crazy. That's crazy.

[A]

Tedra Moses, Is she not a baddie?

[B]

No, no, Teacher Moses.

[A]

All right, so then what would be my age? So it'd have to be from, what, 1990 to 1990? Well, three.

[C]

Teacher Moses was born in 76, so she is indeed out of your time zone. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Time zone. She lives in New York.

[A]

It's on Eastern.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Teacher Moses be number one for me.

[B]

Yeah. Vanity. I like Pam Grier. That was. That was a. She was definitely a baddie. Brook Shields. Oh, Brooke Shields.

[C]

Some White smoke.

[B]

Yeah. Brook Shields was. I understood Mike Jackson when he had. I understood Mike. I got it. I totally understand all the girls that.

[A]

Were in the librarian girl video.

[B]

All of them. Whatever they are, every single one, wherever they are in life today, hopefully they're. They're doing great grandmothers.

[A]

Whatever. You inspired me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, this probably isn't really my age range of, like, the 1993, but I've always said my first crush ever was Chili from tlc.

[B]

One of mine's, too. One of my early crushers.

[A]

But I was still young.

[B]

I was like, yeah, I was young.

[A]

Six, seven. What about you? Sean Connery.

[B]

Sean Connery.

[C]

But see, all mine's still fine, though. That's the thing about black men. All mine's still fine. Okay.

[A]

They're not yours, though.

[C]

Still fine. Morris Chestnut. Still fine. Method Man. Still fine. Lorenz Tate, still fine. Will Smith is still fine. Denzel. Denzel is still fine. Like, Leonardo DiCaprio still fine.

[A]

Bragging like, this is your body list or something.

[C]

But I'm saying they still, like, they. I can't even say, like, back in my day. Cause they was fine when I was in the womb and they was fine when I'm in the tomb. Like, they just mine.

[B]

I see. Derrick didn't stand a chance. Oh, man.

[C]

Yo, but yeah, those. Those would be mine.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If you're single and they're single, in this hypothetical scenario, you still all them. Like, what? Choo choo.

[B]

Choo choo is crazy.

[C]

Choo choo is wild.

[B]

Baby D, I saw one of those comments that you was putting me on to that girls be leaving on Tick Tock. Some of them are trickled over to, like, Instagram now. And I saw, like, the laying down with the, like, the cheek spread. I was just like, wait. So Baby D was saying how on. On TikTok, the girls be leaving, like, a lot of, like, reckless ass comments when they see somebody they think is attractive?

[A]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[B]

They were like, raw. Next question. Shit like that. So some of that has started to trickle over into Instagram. So I saw my first one the other day and I. I didn't figure out what it was at first. I was like, what the fuck is this? And I just started laughing. I'm like, oh, yeah, Baby D told me about. About. It's like they use the semicolon or whatever it is. Look like you spreading butt cheeks apart. I'm just like, yeah, who has time? Who has the time?

[A]

The first time I really saw it. Remember when Odell, Trey Songz and all them went to Miami when they were in the playoffs?

[B]

He was on the boat, yo.

[A]

When they posted that boat photo, the amount of women, not only were they horny, they were creative. They started posting photos of, like, Thomas the Train, Polar Express, all train movies. Remember when Denzel had to stop the locomotive?

[B]

Money train, Money train with Woody?

[A]

All the comments were just train references. I was like, well, one, women are hilarious. Two, y'all are some hoes.

[B]

It was a picture, like, a hilarious hoe man.

[C]

I think it was a picture of Method man and Derek Jeter and I had, like, retweeted it and said, please stand clear of the closing doors.

[B]

You said that, right? That's what you said.

[A]

And you don't see the entendre. New York, like, they're both.

[B]

No, I got it, I got it. You don't see the Other entendre, though, that she talked.

[A]

Oh, no, she's talking about both of them fucking her at the same time. I fully understood that. I was trying to go to, like, the layered.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, got you. Okay, that.

[C]

So women. That's the thing. Like, I like women's thirst because we really are creative and funny. Men just be like, it's like, your dick hard, like, in the comments. Like, it's just uncomfortable. Like, you know, it's just like, why are y'all so. Like, women are horny, but it's like, we do it in a funny way. Like, men just be. Because, you know, they mean we ain't.

[B]

Got much after we know the blood start rushing. It's just like, all right, this is.

[A]

A lot of things straight.

[B]

I can't think. This is what I got. Like, what you want me to do?

[C]

Somebody asked me.

[A]

Being hard and, like, scrolling through Twitter is. That's wild.

[C]

I mean, that's the place now.

[B]

Junior Smith got the all time greatest DM ever. He said, you trying to get the pipe? Like, that was crazy. That was a crazy rebuttal.

[A]

It was like the beginning of the conversation. Josh, pull that up. J.R. smith, DM. It was her saying, like, she sent, like, a cute emoji. And he was like, okay. Said, I'm going to the game tonight. He's like, that's cool. And she was like, okay. Yeah, dope. He says, she sends an emoji. Oh, really? He said, oh, really. What, you trying to get the pipe?

[B]

Yeah, look at her.

[A]

She said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I like. I like that type of girl. Yeah, I am. I absolutely am trying to get the pipe.

[A]

Somebody's a fucking menace in New York.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

Y'all remember the Ray Allen tweet? Ray Allen. I remember Ray Allen had a moment, but I can't remember exactly what it was. All right, so Ray Allen. Yeah, I forgot about this. This Ray Allen thing piece. So he tried to send a dm and he actually tweeted this out. He says, I'm getting there. When you masturbate, think about my tongue on your clit. And switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue. This is like, the fact I'm getting there.

[A]

And then typing, I'm almost there.

[B]

I'm almost there. I'm getting there. But when you masturbate, think about my tongue. Tongue, he said, or your clit. Yeah, he didn't even say on your clit. He said, think about my tongue or your clit.

[A]

And he's multitasking.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He's one of the greatest Shooters of all time. This is an amazing shot right here.

[C]

He got handled for sure.

[B]

Yeah, no, no, for sure. He got game. He definitely got game.

[A]

This, this DM tweet does make his Twitter handle a little bit more up though. Sugar Ray 20. Like, that was fine before we saw this. Now. Now why your name Sugar Ray?

[B]

You see why? Why giving out sugar in the dms.

[C]

Horniness with their phone. Somebody commented on our. Because you know, on our patreon. Now we have the video same day, no ads. Somebody commented and said, damaris, does it wink? And it's just. What about watching this podcast?

[B]

Does it wink? Did somebody asked you that?

[C]

Yes, somebody said, does it wink? And then what made it worse? Somebody followed up and said, yeah, you could tell it. Dude, by the way she move around in peach.

[B]

Yeah, you could tell it do.

[A]

Yeah, you just burner.

[B]

Yeah, you can tell it do. By the way she move around. Like.

[C]

By the way I move around in my seat. Like I guess cuz I'm always like fidgeting. You can tell that it went.

[A]

You gotta be a different level of horny to have those types of observations. Like to come to that conclusion. The horny levels are said with such confidence.

[B]

Oh my God. A girl sent me a video of her making it wink, though.

[A]

Best videos.

[B]

Classic.

[A]

Let me see. No, no invisible ink either.

[B]

Just straight to the phone, straight to it.

[A]

I don't care where you're at.

[C]

Did you wink back?

[B]

See, this is what Baby D. See, this is what she. See, See this is what she be trying to piss me off.

[A]

You didn't say.

[C]

No, I didn't mean your. I meant like, did you like take a video winking? Like. I didn't mean like.

[B]

That would have been funny, but no, I didn't, I didn't.

[C]

Baby D. See, I got game. I got r. What did you say back to that?

[B]

I don't even know what I said. I might have just harded it.

[C]

I would. I would crash out. I set. I set the phone up upside down, squatted over it and. And flexed my. And you just there and liked it.

[A]

Yeah, you got to say something at least. Like, yo, I'm gonna get you some eye drops. Something. You have to say something.

[C]

Damn, you don't get no.

[B]

I should like, yo, you need to drink more water. Looks a little dry down there.

[C]

You got dingleberry?

[B]

Yeah, well, no, Baby D. Sorry. You know good and goddamn well ain't no girl sending me her with dingleberries on it.

[A]

Also sending an video and not like double checking it. It's Fine. Out the gate, you just hit saying, without even reviewing your footage, see it.

[B]

Before you send it to me. I didn't have to see that. Like, you could have deleted that video, man.

[A]

Well, that was funny. Does everyone have Video Vixens from. They're young, like, let's say junior high going into high school time.

[B]

Yeah, but it was different because Video Vixens in my time, you didn't really know their names. Like, Video Vixens wasn't looked at. It was like, oh, that's the girl from the what's her Name video. But you didn't know her name.

[A]

I mean, what. I guess Superhead was.

[C]

We all knew Superhead. We all knew Mel. Who else?

[B]

Vita.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

It was Video Gloria.

[A]

Yeah. Gloria Velez.

[B]

Gloria Velez. Who?

[A]

Who was the girl? That was the lead girl in Soul Plane.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

When she was in the Lloyd Banks Karma video.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's when I found out I was gay.

[B]

Katie. Katie Aubert. She was in Friday after next, right?

[C]

No. Yes, yes, yes.

[B]

Katie. Yeah.

[A]

She was in Money Mike's Story store.

[B]

She was. She was neighbors with my boy, with Trevor Reason growing up.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah, it was neighbors in, man.

[A]

Listen.

[C]

That lady, that girl.

[A]

And then after the Karma video, when she got, like, acting roles, I was like, what a. What a. What a threat. She can do everything she.

[B]

She got.

[A]

She has it all.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't remember anything about the plot of Soul Playing other than her lips. That's the only thing I remember about Soul Playing.

[A]

Can you name some black stereotypes? That was the script.

[B]

Script.

[C]

See, only white people think like that, though. She has beautiful, juicy lips.

[A]

They put a basketball court in the airport.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was the only one thinking it.

[B]

Oh, I'm thinking that they still should make that come true. Like, we need that.

[A]

Oh, no. Soul Plane. I. I'd pay top dollar, yo.

[C]

Mo'nique is like, thinking about that movie Mo'Nique as the TSA agent, bruh. That's a classic one.

[B]

Classic.

[C]

Show me that ass n. Classic. Classic.

[A]

And that. That was around the time where any jokes about anyone from the Middle east were actually welcomed.

[B]

It was. It was totally fine. It was a different time.

[A]

Different Middle Eastern gentlemen just sat down and they said, you're not doing Osama. Oh, this could only happen in 2004.

[B]

That. Yeah, let's get to the shits. Yeah, we got another voicemail now. We good?

[C]

Nah, we good. That's it. We do have some other things to talk about.

[A]

Yeah, we got sports stuff. I feel like out the gate, though, we have have to start with. Is it sports or is it the greatest marketers of all time? Jake Paul versus Logan Paul.

[B]

Jake Paul versus Logan Paul. The brothers fight for, I guess, sibling supremacy. March 27 HBO Now, I'm gonna be honest. I didn't think that they would ever fight. I think we spoke about it the last fight. I don't think we ever said. Thought that they would fight each other.

[A]

I don't want to say I need flowers per se, but I did say when things were going to dry up for them, which I thought was going to be a very long time. They would eventually do this. I didn't see it coming this early.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't.

[A]

There's like 75 celebrities. They still have to fight before they fight each other.

[B]

It's a bunch of fights that I.

[C]

Can'T see entire Def Jam Vendetta.

[B]

Yeah, Jake or Logan could have fought probably three more guys a piece before they actually fought each other. I didn't think they would actually fight each other, though. This is, this is. But again, I'm going into it knowing that this is entertainment and I mean, this year I don't think they're gonna go in there and really fight each other and beat each other up.

[A]

What's funny is I would was I was excited for the other fights with, with both of them and give them full credit for their marketing ability. Knew that there was probably some shit behind the scenes that was staged a bit, but I didn't really care. This one is going to 1000% be staged, right?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Is this even. Of course I'm going to watch, but is this one even worth it?

[B]

Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't know. I, I just don't see them really going in there and really trying to hurt each other and, and, and beat each other up. I don't see. See it. I think this is just. And they haven't even announced this is a real fight yet. They just posted a flyer that said HBO Max. I didn't think they could be. They could play Connect four in the ring. We don't know what the.

[A]

They just got a podcast deal.

[B]

Yeah, we don't know what the they about to do. So I, I just don't if it's an actual fight, I'm not putting much into it because I don't. I don't see these two coming halfway near trying to hurt each other. So how you decide?

[A]

Script.

[C]

So this is the thing, right? I know it might be Hard for you because you don't have siblings Mall, you have a sibling and you have multiple siblings. So, you know. Yeah, it's gonna be scripted, but a few of them hits, they gonna meet them.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, be the one actual true fight. Like we might see a boxing match.

[B]

I mean, I don't, I don't know, man. I. None of my brothers, you, I mean, we've had disagreements and all kind of shit, but we. I've never wanted to fight, like physically hurt any one of my brothers. So that's what I'm saying. Hell no.

[C]

Well, okay, so did you grow up in a house with any of your brothers?

[B]

No, we all grew up in several houses.

[C]

Okay. So I think that that might be the reason why. Because growing up in the reason, it's the same reason why you want to fight a fucking roommate. Like, it's, you're in the way. You know what I'm saying? So it's a different level because my, for example, my older siblings that I didn't grow up with, I would have never fought them. Them. But the little I grew up with, we went at it 24 7.

[A]

All my friends were brothers. That's all they did. Yeah, it's fight beat the living out of each other.

[B]

Yeah, that's weird, man.

[C]

Yeah. You never fought your sister? Well, you couldn't because she's a girl.

[B]

Yeah, no, we fought, but I ain't close handed. Like, yo start bouncing on my toes in front of her like it was popping.

[C]

But that's only because she's a girl. Yeah, I know there's some times, there's some that she done done that if she was a boy.

[B]

My sister, she swung on me with before. Yeah, my sister used to scratch the out of me.

[A]

So he admits it. I still have scratches.

[B]

Yeah, I still have scratches on my arms from my sister, like when we was kids and she scratched the out of me. Yeah, like it was all of that. But I never squared up and tried to like get into my, my 52 square with her. Like, I never did that.

[A]

You didn't show the footwork?

[B]

Yeah, no, I never got into that.

[C]

Like I said, that's only cuz she was a girl. If she was a boy and she would have swung on you. Like, it's, I don't know, fighting siblings. But even then it's not type of anger.

[B]

It's wrestling, it's tussling, it's choking each other up, like, you know, grabbing his shirts and all of that closed fist, like trying to connect to your brother's. Nose and his chin. That's crazy.

[C]

Siblings, I've tried. I've tried, like, because I feel like, I don't know, maybe it's just me. Siblings and parents get you a different type of. It's an irrational anger. Like the anger makes no sense. Like, so with them. There's been times I've gotten out to fights in the street and I knew to like pull back. Well, my sibling, our parents gonna have to pull us off each other because we will actually try to kill each other.

[B]

Growing up with my sister, I remember one time I was feeling my sister myself. I think I might have like maxed out at like 25 straight push ups or something for the first time. And I was feeling like the man walking through the crib. And my sister got in trouble. My mom started beating my sister and something just said, nah, you got to take this ass woman for your sister. Like, you can't sit here and watch this go down. And I jumped. I was like, nah, nah. I was like, hit me, hit me. I'm a man. Hit me. My mom's turned and looked at me and started hitting me with that belt. And my sister walked in the room. I'm like, nigga, help me. I took the shit for you. And now you walk into the tag.

[A]

Tag me back in.

[B]

I'm like, yo, where you going? Like, my mom started beating the. I told my mom I'm a man. Hit me. I might have been like 10.

[C]

I'm a man.

[B]

I'm a man. My mom looked at me and said, okay. Oh yeah.

[C]

She probably started smiling.

[B]

Take this man ass over here. You going to take this with her?

[C]

I definitely jumped in for my sister getting the ass whooping like, what's up? Like, we were, we were disrespect. We were like, what's up? Like you can't beat both of us type to my mother, never my father.

[B]

My mom's calling me in the shower one time.

[A]

She was, you must have done some if she got so mad. Terrible the shower.

[B]

I was terrible. I walked in, moms like she was cool. Think, yeah, okay, you doing you. I'm getting the shower, man. Listen, got in the shower. You know when that door open and that wind hit that curtain. Oh, and that shower curtain moved. Yeah, I thought, I ain't know what was up, fam. My mom might have pulled the rings off the shower rod. I turned around, she had this belt, yo, she started beating my. You know what it is to get hit with a belt on wet skin.

[A]

It'd be even funny if she, like, purchased a waterproof belt for it as well, fam.

[B]

My mom used to beat my. I needed it, though. I was terrible growing up.

[A]

I mean, at least if you ever do go to jail, you'll know how to fight in the shower. You have experience.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not the same.

[C]

Yo, the way your toes is gripping the. Trying not to slip like that.

[B]

Oh, bad. Trying to hide behind a wash rag. You know what it is? You try to put the wash rag right here on your shoulder so it don't sting, fam. Listen, that shit. That shit wasn't helping at all.

[A]

Did you finish the shower Once, the last shit?

[B]

Once I washed the blood off my back and watched it go down the drain. I was like, okay, I'm good.

[A]

Now, I know you would never want to harm any of your brothers, but have you ever had the thought of which one you could tell take in a fight?

[B]

Yeah, I'm the baby. So all my brothers are, like, bigger than me. And, you know. But now I might be able to get one of their old asses. Yeah, now I might be able to get my lick. I might be able to get mine off.

[C]

Which one, cuz? Biggs was just in the studio the other day. He look like he's still in shape.

[B]

Yeah, Biggs let me. I will never forget.

[A]

We're going to start the. You're going to be the undercard for the Jake Paul.

[B]

Listen, man, if y'all. First of all, Biggs does all his meetings, like via Zoom and tank top tops.

[C]

Now he does. Oh, my God, he does.

[B]

Now, you not understand like this. He's on a whole another level right now. This is in better shape than Logan Paul right now. He looks. You remember. I don't baby. D's kind of young, but if you ever remember Rocky 4, when Drago took his robo when he got in the ring, that's what Biggs look like.

[A]

Biggs on zoom.

[B]

Yo, I'm like, yo, what the fuck are you doing, dog? Like, why do you look like that? Like, no, he's on a whole nother level.

[C]

And if, you know, Biggs never put. Had his camera on.

[A]

That's what I was about to say. Have you noticed that Biggs never had.

[C]

His camera on before now?

[A]

It would just say Biggs every time. Now all of a sudden, I'm seeing palm trees.

[C]

And he will be quiet. Biggs wouldn't talk. Like, he will unmute to say something. Our last call, Biggs had a tank top on. It was nice lighting. He making jokes.

[B]

And I'm like, that's because he used to. He was in the gym most of the time before he done. Yeah. Now that he done, he gonna let y'all see the results.

[A]

Trying to intimidate Spotify.

[B]

Yeah. Nah, Big's big. He definitely going hard in the gym, though. I told him the other day, like, yo, that's some motivational. For sure. He looks great.

[A]

Hop. I. I still. You'd have trouble with Hop, man. He's. Even though he'd be in the studio, I feel like he does burpees, like, in between sessions.

[B]

Hop. Hop used to play ball. Hop is. He's. Don't let it fool you this. He's sitting down at that board all day. Hop is athletic. He quick on his feet, for sure. He might around and catch you with one of them sneaky ones. Your whole start leaking like. He definitely one of those. For sure.

[A]

I'm scared of anyone that rode around on a bike without a seat.

[B]

Strong legs, but I had a strong leg. Strong forms to control that thing. Yeah. Poverty, poverty, man.

[C]

Poverty.

[B]

Poverty make you strong. Nothing like being broken strong. Yeah.

[A]

Red lights. Must have been a nightmare. All right, before we leave, I guess we'll talk about this. Only because Mall is a Lakers fan. I don't care that Bronnie got 15 minutes. Minutes, and they got blown out.

[B]

I mean, it's good to see Bronnie get. He's. Has been. Let's give him some credit. Bronnie has been playing very well in the G League. He's put up some. Some. Some. Some really nice numbers down there in the G League. He probably got his most minutes as a Laker. I think the other night against Philly, it was a blowout. So he played 15 minutes. He didn't. He was scoreless. But, you know, we gotta understand, man, it's tough for Bronnie, man. That mic. That mic. That microscope that he's under. You know, the name on the back of that jersey is, you know, what it means to the NBA, what it means to a generation of players. It's a big role to step in and try to live up to what your dad has laid down. And then now you're on the team with your dad, and everybody knows that you're probably only on the team because of your dad. So when you get on the court, players are gonna come at you differently. They're gonna come at you harder. The game is gonna seem a lot faster. I think Bronny just needs time, man. We gotta give him time to really get acclimated to the speed of the NBA game. You know, the, the physicality of it, the size of the players, the. The talent of the players. Because it's different from high school and college. High school and college. You playing with guys that will never play basketball again in their life. NBA is always the best players in the world. Even if you feel like they're a bum, they're the 13th guy on the bench. Doesn't matter. He's one of the best basketball players in the world. So I just give Bronnie some time, man. We gotta give him some time.

[A]

But should it be a non story until that time happens and he starts developing? I don't think it's not gonna be a story. Should be. Bronnie gets score, zero points and blowout loss. Like, I don't think that should be news.

[B]

It wouldn't be. It wouldn't be. It wouldn't be news if he wasn't on the team with his dad and if he didn't have the same name as his dad.

[A]

Of course. I get it. But still, to your point, we should give him time. Stay.

[B]

Give him time, man.

[A]

We'll talk about it then.

[B]

Yeah. And I love Bronny's approach. You know, he went through a major health scare a couple years ago.

[A]

True.

[B]

You know, he just, you know, he says, I'm just happy to be, you know, have this opportunity just to play, just to breathe, breathe. Just to walk. Like, you know, you got to look at it like that and just understand that he's still a young kid chasing his dream and trying to pave his own way. It just so happens that his dad is one of the greatest basketball players ever.

[A]

I fully understand why it's a story.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I get why it's a story. I'm saying it shouldn't be. Yeah, Like I'm not gonna land this point. It's an awful comparison. It was like when that gay offensive tackle got drafted, like in the sixth round. And then I don't even think he made camp. I think he got cut like that week. And that was the only story around the NFL draft.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Think like RG3 was in that draft and we were talking about a six round offensive tackle.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Like, what do we. No, can we talk about the actual game? What's going on right now?

[C]

Yeah, but you know that. That goes with anything though. That goes with him.

[A]

He got a camera. I don't even think that the ninth pick got a camera with their family when they got drafted.

[C]

People Are people. Then we need to stop interacting with shit that we don't want to see. Because the click whatever is applicable is what people are going to report on. You know that.

[A]

And granted, I again, I'm not dumb. I get why it was a story and I agree. I think that's great that someone openly gay is being drafted into the NFL, but I don't think we should discuss it until second round is where the cutoff should be for me. I feel you. If you're getting drafted there, then you're just some gay guy. Like, doesn't matter gay guy played college football.

[B]

Right.

[A]

That's what it should be until he starts getting some minutes. Then to me, you are a hero in the gay community. You are leading the charge. Yeah, you just dumb guy.

[B]

Let's give Bronnie James some grace. Let's continue. You know, watch a young man live out his dreams and chase his dreams because it's still. It's inspirational. No matter if he scores or not. It's just inspirational to see a father son in a professional, you know, organization and on the team playing a professional sport at a professional level. It's just inspirational. So regardless of Bronnie scores and not. I'm enjoying it. Anytime we get to witness history, we should appreciate it and stop worrying about, you know, stats. Stats and numbers and like that. I'm just happy that Bronnie is actually getting a chance to play basketball.

[A]

I agree. Before we get out of here, I just want to say congrats to Cardi B. For getting her butt crack pierced.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But, you know, this was fun. Always good to talk to you guys.

[B]

Yes. We had a long day in the studio today. We shot another My Karma's Beautiful with. We'll name the guest at another time. But we'll name it right now. Yeah.

[A]

Well, we'll say it on Patreon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we'll. Yeah.

[B]

Say it on Patreon. And shout out to our former employees who are still employees that still come by and work even when we don't ask them to.

[A]

It was nice to have all of them here.

[B]

All of them.

[A]

Yeah, it was good.

[B]

Every last one of them. With that being said, talk to y'all soon. Have a great weekend. I'm that he's just Ginger.

[A]

Peace.