Episode 346 | Mal’s Anatomy

Summary

Summary of "New Rory & MAL" Podcast Episode 346 | "Mal’s Anatomy"

Podcast Information:

• Title: New Rory & MAL
• Hosts: Maul, Rory, and Damaris
• Episode: 346 | "Mal’s Anatomy"
• Release Date: February 18, 2025
• Description: New stories, new laughs, new random hot takes that no one asked for... New Rory & Mal

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1. Relationships and Personal Advice

The episode opens with Maul, Rory, and Damaris delving into relationship dynamics, specifically warning against spending excessive time with friends who may not respect the relationship. Rory emphasizes the importance of prioritizing their bond over external social circles.

• Notable Quote:
  Rory [00:15]: "Please don't go out with your friends... they don't respect the love we got here."

2. Critique of the NBA All-Star Weekend

A significant portion of the discussion centers around their dissatisfaction with the NBA All-Star Weekend. The hosts critique the shift from genuine gameplay to an emphasis on performances, interviews, and commercial segments, arguing that it diminishes the event's authenticity and appeal.

• Notable Quotes:
  Maul [05:19]: "The NBA is in danger of being almost just as bad as the Pro Bowl."
  Rory [05:25]: "Jerry Seinfeld watching Bhad Bhabie was better than the All-Star Weekend."

3. Review of Drake’s Album “Some Sexy Songs for You”

Rory and Maul engage in an in-depth analysis of Drake's latest album, "Some Sexy Songs for You." While acknowledging the album's commercial success, they express mixed feelings about its artistic depth and execution. Maul likens the album to a curated playlist aimed primarily at women, questioning its substance beyond surface-level appeal.

• Notable Quotes:
  Maul [06:43]: "This feels like a playlist put together for women."
  Maul [44:22]: "Some sexy songs for you is one of my favorites of the year so far."

4. Discussions on Other Artists and Music Projects

The hosts shift focus to other notable artists and their projects. They commend artists like Larry June and 2 Chainz for their consistent output and lyrical prowess. Additionally, Maul expresses a longing for collaborations within the Griselda collective, highlighting the synergy between its members as unmatched in the hip-hop industry.

• Notable Quotes:
  Maul [56:40]: "Whenever I see New Line, he knows who he is. But at least we want to pump up our own."
  Maul [64:54]: "We need that Griselda energy back."

5. Personal Anecdotes and Relationship Stories

Damaris shares personal experiences related to past relationships, including a moment when an ex called during a rap battle, causing tension with her current partner. The conversation reveals the complexities of maintaining relationships amidst personal growth and external pressures.

• Notable Quotes:
  Damaris [86:18]: "I wasn't trying to be sneaky. I just answered the call."
  Maul [94:25]: "That's just what's happening in this industry, man. People want you to be truthful, but not about them."

6. Plans for Future Events and Festivals

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts discuss upcoming music festivals, expressing excitement for events like the Roots Picnic. They highlight the importance of supporting talented artists and the unique experiences these festivals offer to attendees.

• Notable Quotes:
  Maul [114:05]: "We got a lot of founders in the building, real talent overlooked."
  Rory [116:00]: "Everything was safe, but the lineup is still awesome."

7. Lighthearted Banter and Humor

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, including jokes about pronunciation mishaps and humorous takes on various topics. This lighthearted interaction adds an entertaining layer to the episode, keeping listeners engaged.

• Notable Quotes:
  Maul [116:10]: "You got some Rs on you, don't you?"
  Damaris [116:30]: "Sometimes intent is not the..."

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Conclusion:

Episode 346 of "New Rory & MAL," titled "Mal’s Anatomy," offers a blend of personal anecdotes, critical commentary on major sports and music events, and in-depth reviews of new music releases. The hosts provide candid insights into their perspectives on relationships, the evolution of entertainment events like the NBA All-Star Weekend, and the current landscape of the music industry. Their dynamic interplay of humor and serious discussion makes for an engaging and thought-provoking episode.

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Note: The transcript contains informal language and occasional offensive terms. This summary has been crafted to maintain the essence of the discussion while adhering to respectful and appropriate language standards.

Transcript

[Maul]

No worry and now.

[Rory]

Please don't go out with your friends they don't ever keep you in ch they gonna let.

[Maul]

You do whatever and blame it on.

[Rory]

The liquor oh, who got they foresight? Think I don't know about them CS you got strippers that you favor but you say you don't go out that.

[Maul]

Much can't you wait?

[Rory]

Don't love nobody Spending time with people that don't respect the love we got here.

[Maul]

You said you got me but you're.

[Rory]

Headed elsewhere and your friends ain't they do the most, you know it's reckless.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Can't you.

[Maul]

I don't know nobody entertaining.

[Damaris]

You said you wouldn't, you said you.

[Rory]

Could be you sw. Everything you said don't ever doubt me.

[Maul]

Don't love nobody oh, don't love nobody.

[Rory]

Please don't go out with your friends.

[Maul]

They don't ever keep you in ch.

[Rory]

They going to let you do whatever.

[Maul]

And blame it on the liquor.

[Rory]

Oh, God, they fall silent, silent. Think I don't know about them clubs? You got strippers that you favor but you say you don't go out that.

[Maul]

Much.

[Damaris]

Please don't go out with your friends.

[Maul]

Baby D, what the fuck? No, no. Are we rolling? Baby D, what's up? Holla at me. Cause I ain't gonna lie. This like the third time you done got that riff off that runoff. Like, what's up, man? That struck a chord. What's up?

[Damaris]

That shit struck what?

[Maul]

Huh? What happened? What's up, baby?

[Damaris]

Nah. Cause I felt shorty.

[Rory]

And you know the friend, too.

[Damaris]

I felt shorty. Cause why you keep going out with that nigga that let you get drunk and be like, fuck it, you got one life to live.

[Maul]

Like, what you mean?

[Damaris]

That nigga? Nah, cut him off.

[Maul]

Cut him off. Huh? Baby D. I know that's right. We'll get to that. That hit the soft spot, Baby D. That one line.

[Rory]

Cause you keep going back to that one line, man. Yomi left our pod to give us the best song of the year.

[Damaris]

Ye.

[Rory]

I went to look up, I was like, it's yoms. What the fuck?

[Maul]

Yoms, Mahomes.

[Rory]

Before we get to that, though, I had, like, three people ask me today if I had to work, and I just looked at them with disgust. Come on. You know only presidents we respect are dead.

[Maul]

That's not true. I respect wild presidents. That's still alive.

[Damaris]

How you complain?

[Rory]

Traffic was light and I was like, I wonder why. My mom was like, it's President's Day. I was like, who the.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yaqui, who celebrates everybody but this raggedy ass podcast.

[Maul]

Rory, everybody off. Y'all keep trying to get.

[Rory]

We don't have Christmas off. You think you get President's Day off?

[Maul]

Yeah, I keep trying to get this congestion off. Like. Nah. As far as no traffic congestion is back. You want everybody to know.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, the streets congestion.

[Maul]

Everything is congested.

[Rory]

The tunnel's a little lighter, but the streets of New York are back to the exact. Now we're just paying an extra $9, that's all.

[Maul]

Cut the shit, man. Cut this congestion shit. It's. It's a rap. New York is back congested. I told everybody it was just the holiday break New Year kids weren't back in school yet.

[Rory]

Stuffy knows is back.

[Maul]

Yeah, it's back. Everybody got pneumonia now. It's all good. You good?

[Damaris]

Baby D. Streets, please don't go out with girlfriend.

[Maul]

Baby D. Just call him. All you gotta do is call him and just talk. Just talk. And 20, 25. We having them conversations, them uncomfortable conversations. I know you don't like to be confrontational. You look like a non confrontational person. Thank you. I. When it comes to relationships, I know that's bullshit. I know you like confrontation. But have that conversation, Baby D. Call him, talk to him. Let him know how you feel.

[Damaris]

We gonna get into it.

[Maul]

Tell him to cut Dawson Jermaine off. All Dawson Jermaine wanna do is drink Henny in. You know what I mean? Fight. He don't need that in his life.

[Damaris]

But what if he is dark skinned Jermaine?

[Maul]

Then we have to have another conversation, Baby D, it's time to just stop fighting.

[Rory]

You should just let him go out with friends.

[Maul]

Yeah, just let him. Let him know. Just let him go. Not even out with his friends. Just let Dawson Jermaine go. Baby D. Let him go out of your life. Trust me, it's better for you out there. All right?

[Rory]

Shorty said her man was around people that don't respect their love. Felt that shit. I need the album from her tomorrow.

[Maul]

Yeah, I'm mad. That wasn't long. I'm mad. That was like an interlude. We needed like another two minutes on that. I'm not gonna hold.

[Damaris]

He beach is better than us for sure. But we, we gonna get into it. I need to warm up a little bit, like, you know, how are y'all? How was y'all weekend? I can't get into that emotional shit right now.

[Maul]

Where. I'm good, man. Weekend was cool. A lot of new music came out. So it was a good music weekend for Me personally, y'all watched Windows, huh?

[Damaris]

Did y'all watch the All Star Weekend?

[Maul]

All Star Weekend? I watched. Regrettably, I watched All Star Weekend because, you know, it was a new format this year. So I was like, okay, let's see what the NBA mustered up for us this year. And I'm just ready to say here now, today on my platform that the NBA is in danger of being almost just as bad as the Pro Bowl.

[Rory]

Yo, NBA All Star Weekend was so bad, I told my mom to change the channel to watch Jerry Seinfeld watch Bhad Bhabie.

[Maul]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Rory]

That was better than the All Star Weekend.

[Maul]

It's bad. And then the report came out that it was actually more time talking and performing in commercials than it was actual game time and players playing. It was like two hours and some change of performances and interviews and things like that. And it was only like 36 minutes of actual basketball being played, which is just. I mean, I know the NBA is trying to scramble and do things. I think that, you know, in order to make it really interesting, you know, I have what I think would help erase the three point line in the All Star game. Erase the three point line. Let players just get in they bag.

[Rory]

Okay?

[Maul]

You know, we gotta. Who got one on one, who could break down a player one on one, Set some screens, get some pick and rolls going. Because I mean, everybody's just coming down shooting half court shots. That's the league everybody's trying to be. Yeah, but that's what I'm. The league is trying to be. Steph Curry.

[Rory]

It's not O when fucking T. Mac was throwing it off the backboard. Even Iverson was dunking.

[Maul]

But it needs to be. We talking about All Star game. Let me see your skills, let me see your skill set. I would love for them to implement a one on one competition. We need that. You know, I don't know how they track that. Maybe you know who has the most isolation points and you know, they track everything else in the NBA. So track who has the most isolation points and things like that and let's get some new competition. Mac McClung can't do another dunk contest. He can win it every year for the next seven years.

[Rory]

I mean, I appreciate what he's done for the whites. Hats off to it.

[Maul]

I love it, I love it.

[Rory]

You're amazing.

[Maul]

But we can't have Mack McClung again next year. We can't have him. We. I mean, listen, I get it, but like, come on, what are you going to Jump over.

[Rory]

Next we, we have white corners getting pick sixes in the Super Bowl. Three time dunk champion is white.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

This is crazy.

[Maul]

It's absolutely crazy. But it speaks to the lack of.

[Rory]

Travis did not dye his hair for this.

[Maul]

Yeah, but I know Ajama Rant said he wants a million dollars to do it to do the dunk contest. I mean, if that's, if that's what it's going to take for, to get these guys though they had in a money, a money prize, then the NBA's just gonna have to do what they have to do. But the fact of the matter is, I'm almost just as bored with NBA All Star Weekend as I am with the NFL Pro Bowl. I haven't watched the NFL Pro bowl in probably seven years.

[Rory]

I think it'd be worth giving Ja that money if he's allowed to fire a shot off while he's dunking. If Josh can bring his gun to the dunk contest, I think that's worth every penny of that million dollar.

[Maul]

Yeah, nah, we not gonna do that. We not gonna put Ja in that position. But I would like to see.

[Rory]

I'll give him one of Rocky's guns, the fake knives.

[Maul]

Nah, nah. I would like in the dunk contest. I like to see these young players, but the NBA has to. I think they almost have to make it to where it's part of your contract. Like you have to show up to All Star Weekend. Like it's coming to that. Because now they got the break, which I love. I love the fact that the players get an extended break. They get to go on vacation, enjoy some time off. Which is why a lot of players don't care for All Star Weekend. Cause they look at it like if I don't have to go to All Star Weekend, I really have like more than a week off.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Maul]

So, you know, that's more of an incentive to not go. But I think if they start putting some money into it and you know, million dollar, I think we get, we get more of it. But I think if we erase the three point line in the game and just let players, you know, have to like rely on pick and roll and one on one offensive moves, I think that the game is more interesting.

[Rory]

Even though I am a Z list celebrity, if I'm even in that Alphabet, I still feel like I should be in that celebrity game. I think I'm more famous than some of those people. Yeah, like Rosenberg's my guy, but like this is his seventh season doing this. Like let another white media person get in there. I feel a little left out.

[Maul]

Yeah, we got to get you and who else in there who's another white media person? I like Michael. Rapper Michael Rapple. Michael Rapport used to really play, though.

[Rory]

I know.

[Maul]

Yeah, he might go and he used.

[Rory]

To play in the. The game and then, you know, Gaza happened and everything.

[Maul]

So at this point, Rock and Jock might be better than NBA All Star Weekend.

[Rory]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Maul]

That's crazy to say. Rocking Jock.

[Rory]

The MLB All Star shit is better.

[Maul]

Oh, way, way better.

[Rory]

Which is crazy to say.

[Maul]

Way better. Way better.

[Rory]

The Pro bowl used to be better than this shit.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

In Hawaii.

[Maul]

It's bad. I don't know how many times we gonna roll Kevin Hart out there and try to entertain us and make us laugh. I get it. But it's like, yo, we need. We gotta get something else, man. We gotta. I'm just saying, man, it's bad. It's bad to watch.

[Rory]

Yo, Kev look exhausted, man.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Can you guys let him and Stephen just get a nap?

[Maul]

Yeah, Kevin. Kev, tired of that shit. You keep rolling me out here to talk to these tall ass niggas. I'm over here, five foot two, looking up at everybody. All Star. Kev don't wanna do that shit. But the bag is good. You know, they're giving him a bag for it, but it's like, I don't wanna do this shit.

[Rory]

Do you think that the pinpoint, the change in All Star Weekend, was it when they allowed Common to rap all the intros? Was that it?

[Maul]

I think it was the year when LeBron and them came out dancing and Derrick Rose didn't. When Derrick Rose was standing there looking at them like they were stupid. I think that year was it. I think that was the last year where it was like, like, all right, man, it's over for this now.

[Rory]

When did they do the live picks? Was it. Was it. Who got picked last? He was tight.

[Maul]

And it's new format I don't like because it's like, nobody can't really go for like 40.

[Rory]

No.

[Maul]

Like, you. Steph got MVP and I think he had like 14 points or some like that. Like, what the is going on here?

[Rory]

Below his average in a regular.

[Maul]

Yeah, Like, I'm like, yo, bro, so Steph can't go off of 40 no more. I can't see KD go for 40. Somebody go for 50. Giannis, somebody. This new format is terrible. I get what they were trying to do, but it's just not. This is not it, man. This is not it. The NBA has to do something. They're in danger of dropping rating. The ratings are already crazy low compared to what they were. But after this All Star weekend, they're in danger of this shit reaching levels to where it's like, it don't even make sense to have the weekend anymore. So they gotta do something, man.

[Rory]

I mean, at least they. The musical performances, they at least knocked out the park, right?

[Maul]

I'd love to see Tony, Tony, Tony in Vogue.

[Rory]

Too short.

[Maul]

Too short. E40. Sweet. I know who you talking about. I won't name that gentleman. Won't name him at all. That was the worst shit I've ever seen.

[Rory]

I was so scared of this episode today. One, because I liked the Drake album, and two, because Langlo Ball may have had the worst performance in hip hop history.

[Maul]

I tried to tell y'all that story.

[Rory]

I knew Ma was gonna come here on 10, and I.

[Maul]

No, I'm not on 10. I'm not. Baby D. I'm not yelling. I promise. I'm not yelling. Baby D. I'm sorry. I'm not yelling. I just told y'all that that song was trash. It was terrible. And it's disrespectful to the art of hip hop to try to even call that song a hit record.

[Damaris]

There's been. But there's been worse songs. I get what you're saying.

[Maul]

There has been worse.

[Damaris]

So there's been way worse songs that were performed better. I don't know what it is with the ice spicification of this new generation where they come out and they feel.

[Maul]

Spicification of this new generation. Gentrification. And everybody know I wasn't even about to get into my cannabis bag.

[Rory]

My two favorite rappers from Syracuse. Yeah, I'm dead ass.

[Damaris]

He's so.

[Rory]

People thought I was trolling. It's Stove Guy and Baby D on my top two.

[Maul]

Who.

[Rory]

Who knew Cuse would have the top two greatest rappers of all time?

[Maul]

I'm sorry, baby, go ahead.

[Damaris]

What I'm saying is they. They. The newer rappers, they come out and there's no. Like, they don't. They rap like they're trying to sound just like the record. They don't raise their voice at all. There's no hypeness to it. There's no.

[Maul]

Because they're not artists, they're not performers.

[Rory]

Because they ain't go through SOBS like they go through Santos.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

Not even Highline Ballroom. You can cuss.

[Maul]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying they ain't going through them stages.

[Rory]

You need to have awful hummus in that basement at sobs.

[Maul]

You need to get booed. That's what niggas don't understand. As an artist, as a performer, you need to get booed a couple times. You need it for it to be silent once you finish. Like, thank y'all for coming out. Nobody need to clap. Artists need to feel that moment and be like, God damn. See, LiAngelo, he felt that moment this weekend. Cause soon as he finished, that shit was. Them niggas wasn't clapping for that. Nobody wanted to hear that shit.

[Rory]

Not even the scheduled daps saved it.

[Maul]

Yeah, nobody wanted to hear that. And I get it. The Lonzo Ball introduced LiAngelo Ball.

[Rory]

Nah, I thought that was cute. I love it.

[Maul]

That was cute. But this is all Star weekend, man. We need the. We need the best All Stars. Yeah. We need the best of the best to perform. Not liangelo Ball.

[Rory]

I'm fine with the song.

[Maul]

No, you not.

[Rory]

Def Jam. I have to give them some credit. They are definitely recouping as fast as possible. They gave this the Lions game and then allstar weekend, and he doesn't even know how to turn a mic on.

[Maul]

Yeah, but it's just. It's bad, bro. This it. I was just sitting there like, I can't be the only. And I know I'm at that age where I'm starting to hate everything. I. I accept. I embrace that. But I knew I wasn't the only one that watched that performance and was like, all right, fam, what is this?

[Rory]

You know who I felt bad for? The dancers, because they smoked. They was. They was working so hard behind that awful vocal performance. I felt bad for them.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

They text their parents like, mom, I'm really gonna be on TV All Star Weekend. And then their families had to watch them dance for that.

[Maul]

Yeah. They had to learn them transitions in that little white girl twerk for liangelo Ball. Get out of here with this. Nobody want to see this, man.

[Damaris]

Yeah. He just needs. He. They need to go back to being, like, hype. Because even if you forget lyrics or you're not, like, get hyped, engage with the crowd like it's a performance. It's not for you to come out there and sound exactly like, I'm playing the record on the radio and have the nerve to have the backtrack in the back.

[Maul]

Right?

[Rory]

Like, and you. You not even with the backtrack.

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

Like, how you miss the tv. The TV track is there to keep you on point.

[Maul]

Cause he's not an artist. He's not A performer. He just caught a song.

[Rory]

Like, even when 50 and Yayo missed their cue on Amusement park, whatever that was. VMAs. I mean, at least they did a show. Like, they went in the crowd and actually dapped people up and had full conversations when they missed their cue. At least be a performer.

[Maul]

But this is why I had an issue with that song. Because I knew it was just about name and clickbait. They should have had LaRussell's talented ass performing in that slot at the Angelo Ball. And that's the problem I have with records like that. When you have this name jello ball that people are just gonna click because of the ball brand and shout out to the ball family. Nothing but love and respect for the ball family. I don't want that to get lost here. I'm just talking about a song that I don't feel like is a hit song. So now you give this song the level or the stage of being at All Star Weekend. When guys that are really talented and really perform they ass off and really know this craft.

[Rory]

Like La Russell from the Bay and represents the Bay.

[Maul]

Represents the Bay. Everywhere he goes, sitting at home and you don't have him come perform. Lil Russell could have had that spot and had that shit jumping way more than that record. Performed way better. Like, that's the things that I get mad at when I see things like that. Cause I know what it's about. It's just trying to catch a moment and capitalize off a name that is already clickbait. Yeah, that's what I don't like about it.

[Rory]

LaRusso definitely deserved to do his little fun bunny hop dance, like, right at center court.

[Maul]

Let Lil Russell go out there and rep the Bay all weekend, man. He needed to be on that stage and on that level performing. That's what I'd like to see.

[Rory]

I mean, maybe we just didn't get it. Like. Like, maybe he was cosplaying bad performers and, like, there was a deeper meaning to what he was doing.

[Maul]

No, LiAngelo thought he was Pac when he walked out there. If he do this one more time. The gun to the dome. If he do this.

[Damaris]

Maul the head tap.

[Maul]

If he do this one more time. You never did that. You cried when they had you locked up in China for stealing memorabilia. Whatever the fuck you stealing over there. You wasn't doing this in the jails in China.

[Rory]

It was an oath to Job.

[Maul]

None of that. It was Trump, please come get me. Me. This nigga was crying, man.

[Damaris]

Stop.

[Maul]

All right, now it stop. Now you don't remember Rory, you remember he was crying. He was begging for America to come get him.

[Rory]

He saw. He saw what we traded for old girl. It was like, you can't get me.

[Maul]

Like he was begging for Trump to come get him. Now all of a sudden, his head tapping. Get out of here. Swerve in the court. You ain't going to do none of that shit you rapping about. You gonna cry in that jail.

[Rory]

Demaris, did you see our friend Jazz's Instagram?

[Maul]

Who is Jazz?

[Rory]

We love Jazz. Friend of the show. You met Jazz?

[Maul]

Okay.

[Damaris]

We have a lot of Jazzes, baby. Which one?

[Rory]

Joyce Jazz.

[Damaris]

No, I didn't see.

[Rory]

I think she worked on the whole Jello thing. Somehow I think she's involved because she did post, which I wanted. I love her to death and she's great at her job.

[Damaris]

I love Jazz so much I stopped.

[Rory]

Myself from replying to her post. Instead I'm just gonna come on a podcast and say it, which is really worse. She gave Jello the most most improved at basketball camp trophy. Yo, it's really hard to get out there and perform in front of people. You're so brave for doing that, especially.

[Maul]

When you're not a performer.

[Rory]

I was about to say, Jaz, first of all, you have toured with Joyce Anderson Pack, Bruno Mars, Keanu Laday. She has been a tour manager for some of the greatest acts we've ever fucked up.

[Damaris]

She was just working.

[Rory]

Don't you dare fucking say Jello's brave for doing that shit.

[Maul]

No, he is brave because he know he wasn't supposed to be out there. He's very brave going out there doing that shit.

[Rory]

That was rough to.

[Maul]

It is what it is.

[Damaris]

Stop. So proud of you getting on live TV in front of this many people. Being a new artist that just started a month ago is not an easy task. Your desire to want to be better.

[Maul]

Every day just started.

[Damaris]

Commendable. Excited for what's commendable and expiring. Excited for what's to come for you.

[Rory]

A love Jazz so much. Friend of the show. We love her.

[Maul]

Not sure what's Jazz talking about with Jazz. Keep doing what you're doing. Just don't do it for Jello.

[Rory]

Matter of fact, Jello doesn't deserve Jazz.

[Damaris]

But I get what she. I get where she's coming from because it isn't Jello's fault that he's getting these big.

[Rory]

But Mall's point still stands. Even to what Jaz saying he didn't deserve to be there in the cold.

[Maul]

Man. Stop.

[Damaris]

But he did.

[Rory]

That's why it went the way it went. Because he didn't deserve to be there.

[Damaris]

He did what he could with the moment that he had. He's learning.

[Maul]

He's learning. Yeah, but learn had that nigga go out. You know how they used to do, like, the little activations for the NBA where they pull up with the school bus with the. With the hoop on it and give the back. Have Jello perform there first. Have him do those little activations. You don't put him in All Star Weekend. Like, come on with this, man. Have him get his, you know, make his bones with the little activations with the kids at the schools and like that. Have him do the hoop bus and all of that. Have Jello stand on top of the hoop bus and perform. You don't bring him out. Tony, Tony. Tony just got off stage. The great Raphael Sadiq. And here come Jello in all black. Get the out of here with this, man.

[Rory]

You know? You know, Raphael Sadiq walked on stage and saw Jello coming up next. Like, I'm getting way too old. Yeah.

[Maul]

Like, what's this? He got invogue. Tony, Tony, Tony. E40 Too short. Saweetie was always great to look at. We not mad at people that have changed the world.

[Damaris]

And Jello boy, Saweetie being one of the people have changed the world is killing.

[Maul]

I mean, we never mad at anytime.

[Rory]

We seen her recent photos.

[Maul]

Yeah. I mean, listen, man.

[Rory]

Changed my world.

[Maul]

Great All Star weekend pick is right there, if I'm gonna be honest.

[Damaris]

See, that's not fair because just the way y'all like looking at Sweetie and don't really like listening to it.

[Rory]

First of all, Sweetie has records, and Sweetie has performed at a high level.

[Maul]

That's a fact. Sweetie got hit record.

[Rory]

Even though I'm joking about how she looks, Sweetie is still a great performer and artist. I'm not saying she's Raphael Sadiq, but.

[Maul]

No, nobody.

[Rory]

She's more in a conversation Raphael Sadiq than she is Jello.

[Maul]

I tell she's closer. She's closer to Raphael than Jello is. That's the fact that I'm just. We just laying out the facts, which.

[Rory]

Is the wildest sentence I ever.

[Maul]

But I'm gonna back you up on it. It's wild. But she's closer to Raphael than Jello Ball. Let's just be honest here. We just being honest here. Fuck with the Ball family. I love with the lavar Ball legend, legendary dad. He need a statue somewhere in California.

[Rory]

I totally understand why people like Frank Ocean and Jay Electronic could just disappear and never come back.

[Maul]

Yeah, I get this shit, man. Oh, before we go any further, Baby D, you have a.

[Rory]

You have a gift for me Unboxing video.

[Damaris]

What's that? Oh, oh, do you first of all.

[Maul]

Now come over here and give me a hug the way you gave Ashley a hug.

[Damaris]

No, no, no, no.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

No, no, no, because we're not gonna do this. You're not going to present. You're not going to present them to me like you bought them for me?

[Maul]

No, no, no, no, no. I hit Joe and I told him, I said, yo, send me seven and a half in men's for Baby D. You did not.

[Damaris]

First of all, I don't wear seven and a half in men's.

[Maul]

No, seven and a half in women's.

[Damaris]

I mean, first of all, stop. Joe hit me and say, yo, I'm gonna send you some sneakers.

[Maul]

Why you think he hit you?

[Rory]

I can't wait for this to when.

[Damaris]

He been hit me, bro.

[Maul]

You want me to show you my, my text messages with me and Joe?

[Damaris]

He had already hit me before he hit you. That's what I'm telling you.

[Maul]

He hit me.

[Damaris]

No, no. Get my shit.

[Maul]

Go get them shits. Go get them shits from Joe your goddamn self there.

[Rory]

Get it back in blood.

[Maul]

Can I have a hug? I can have a hug. That's what I'm talking about, baby. You smell like cinnamon, girl. See, listen man, she said I don't do nothing for her.

[Damaris]

You did do.

[Maul]

Yo, I always do something for baby. The I always do stuff for you, girl.

[Damaris]

See the way he happened.

[Rory]

She a legend from uptown up.

[Maul]

She a legend from up top.

[Rory]

Yeah, don't do it cuz.

[Damaris]

I cuz if Kendrick would have told me I was a legend from Syracuse, he hate to see me with a dick sucker. I wouldn't have came to work.

[Maul]

That's crazy.

[Damaris]

I'm not coming to work.

[Maul]

And then you can't respond cuz it's like if you respond, that means you the dick sucker. Like I can't say nothing to that. Like what I'mma say to that? Like all. He ain't talking to me. I don't suck dick. So whatever. That's how I would have lived with it. Who we talking to? Not me.

[Rory]

See, listen. You see what the Jews do with divide and conquer? Yeah, I like the move.

[Maul]

Oh, I love it. I love it.

[Rory]

Speaking of which, today I believe is my 10 year anniversary of this pod. I've been doing this for 10 years Go, Rory. Like, that kind of made my stomach hurt when I realized that the other day. Yeah, well, 10 years.

[Maul]

Yeah, I'm about 12 years in now. Yeah.

[Rory]

Cause you. When did you start potting?

[Damaris]

You had a potting before Rory?

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Ma had a pod.

[Maul]

I stopped. I stopped for, like, two years. I was potting before everybody. Let me just be real, man. I was doing this shit in 20. Shit, 12.

[Damaris]

What was the name of your original pod?

[Maul]

The box office. Yeah.

[Rory]

Tickets, of course.

[Maul]

Yeah. And we was recording out as funny. We was recording out of Sirius. Sirius xm.

[Damaris]

Oh, wow.

[Rory]

I remember when y'all was posting that out. Some shit's on Twitter.

[Maul]

It's still on SoundCloud. The episodes, I think is still up on SoundCloud. Up.

[Rory]

But no, it's. It's. It's all love and peace to everybody in the entire pod community. Shout out, Rosenberg. MTI love you guys.

[Maul]

Yes. Shout out to M. Even though she don't love me no more. I don't know why.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't understand why M doesn't love me, either.

[Maul]

I don't know, man.

[Damaris]

What y'all do?

[Maul]

Me, you know, I don't do nothing.

[Damaris]

Like, y'all don't know why somebody don't with y'all. What y'all do.

[Maul]

I don't. Damaris. I don't even be around nobody, so I definitely can't do nothing to nobody. I don't even be around.

[Rory]

I. Only thing I did for Marty was went out on a limb for her and told somebody else they was wrong when they fired her.

[Maul]

See, There you go. There you go. Well, shout out to Joe Fresh Goods for sending Damaris's feats for us. Shout out to my guy, Joe Fresh Goods.

[Rory]

And, like, to Damaris's point, too, though, like, he did also hit me for the address of the office, like, so that's kind of an assist on my end, too.

[Damaris]

Mall think he's out of getting me my sneakers that he lost the bet for. He's still.

[Maul]

No, I'm not. I'm not trying to get out of that. I'm just saying Joe sent some joints. He was like, yo, yeah, I appreciate it. There you go.

[Rory]

See?

[Maul]

Bow roses are red. There you go. Happy Valentine's Day. You know what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

I could have wore these to Dumbo House when I went, no, you can still wear them.

[Maul]

Go to Dumbo tonight. Throw them on right now.

[Rory]

Did he send those to your crib or to the office?

[Maul]

To my crib.

[Rory]

Okay. So I was a little nervous this is why I'm shady. I feel awful for even admitting this. On Thursday when we were here, I got a package from Joe with the new joints. And I thought it was gonna be a box for everybody, but it was just to me. So I quietly put them in my bag because I didn't wanna offend anyone.

[Damaris]

You left mad early too. That's crazy.

[Rory]

I still haven't even posted them because I was trying to not offend y'all because I know Demer is gonna call me right away like, where the fuck is mine?

[Damaris]

Where my shit at?

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

See, I don't control his. His post office. I don't know.

[Maul]

Shout out to Joe Fresh goods, man.

[Damaris]

Shout out to him. Thank you.

[Maul]

My guys family.

[Damaris]

Some of my favorite collabs.

[Maul]

That's a fact.

[Damaris]

Past couple years.

[Rory]

All right. Right. Music this weekend is that we getting straight to.

[Maul]

Let's do it.

[Damaris]

Did y'all to sexy songs for you?

[Rory]

No.

[Maul]

No. So sad that I didn't out I am though. Somebody gonna get it.

[Rory]

M. I would do anything just like.

[Maul]

I yeah, somebody gonna get it.

[Damaris]

That sounds like a threat, bro.

[Maul]

Call it what you want. Like, call it what you want, but somebody go get it. From track one to track 20. Somebody go get it.

[Rory]

I was at at this point, I would have to will Ferroh doing not like us in the background any. Like. That's how long it's been for me. I what's in the background? Law and Order. I don't even hear. Yeah.

[Maul]

I don't even hear what's playing right now. Whatever it is it. We it.

[Rory]

Yeah. No, I'm too inexperienced at this. But I'm like a new virgin that I would never even want to put this party and Drake album on to. I don't think I'm there yet. I gotta get like, back in my rhythm.

[Maul]

That's not the. That's not the. No.

[Rory]

That's for an expert. I can't.

[Maul]

Yeah. That's like. You gotta ease your way back in there. You gotta to an EP first. Yeah, I get it. All right.

[Rory]

We starting there.

[Maul]

Let's do it.

[Damaris]

Let's do it.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Maul]

Why'd you breathe like that? Don't scare me. You scare me whenever you do like that. You see? All right, man. Go ahead, man.

[Rory]

We're. We're gonna have a good conversation. We're not gonna talk about the beef. I'm just gonna start the conversation with something that may break the Internet. I like some sexy songs for you. And I like GNX Crazy. I know you thought it was impossible Internet what you can like both.

[Maul]

I just hate that you even brought that album up.

[Damaris]

You. You didn't have to do that.

[Maul]

Yeah, like, that's what. That's where I'm at, baby.

[Rory]

D. Like, why I did actually bring it up, because the conversation before we get into the actual music is what bothered me the most this weekend while enjoying this. This project was people comparing it. And I think that's super unfair to everybody. Like, they're two drastically different artists and albums. Like, why the would you even bring those two?

[Damaris]

Or the losers who. Their first introduction to music was the Internet is them sitting up here saying, oh, now, don't like Drake. Now, y'all was just this, this, this, this, and that. I can crip walk to GNX and still like some sexy songs for you. Like, music is to be. You don't have to pick a side. Y'all don't know these people. None of them pay your bills. You don't know them.

[Maul]

The only.

[Rory]

I don't even remember them comparing Blueprint 2 and Stillmatic like that. And those are more comparable.

[Maul]

But, Rory, I told you, I made it. I don't know when I said it. I said it a few years ago. I said, beefing with Drake. And again, I hate to even talk about this, but beefing with Drake is better than getting a feature from Drake. I told you this years ago.

[Rory]

Yeah, I remember.

[Maul]

And this is what I meant by that, because here now is an album. Some sexy flowns for you that have nothing to do with the beef, nothing to do with the battle, but people are still going to kind of bring it into the conversation because the battle was so epic and so big and took over the entire 2024, that no matter what Drake does this point moving forward, it can be an album with straight nursery rhymes for kids. It can be a kid's album with. What's your favorite lady on the YouTube?

[Rory]

Ms. Rachel.

[Maul]

It could be Ms. Rachel. Oh, Ms. Rachel. And Drake.

[Rory]

I'm sure she has a version of Not Like Us.

[Maul]

It could be a Ms. Rachel and Drake album, and people are gonna compare it to whatever Kendrick has done. That's just where. What happens when you have a battle that we just witnessed last year, but some sexy songs for you came out?

[Rory]

Yeah. And even something I've been a victim of as well is immediately reacting to an album on the Internet right away. Because off the first listen on Thursday night, when I played it, I was like, it was cool. And then throughout the weekend, it just felt like it got better. I see why a lot of people I think because they were just waiting to either either hate on it or love it. Called a classic or trash. It's not one of those albums off first listen that you're gonna be like, oh, this is. This is really, really good. It took me the whole weekend of multiple, multiple listens to get to the place that I really do really, really fuck with this project. In the beginning, I was like, all right. It feels like Drake had to drag Pardi to the studio. And I still kind of have that feeling, even in enjoying the project. I don't know, it's not even something I can really prove. It's more of like a feeling on the records that Drake was a. A little bit more present and excited about this project than Party was. It almost felt like Drake did these and was like begging Party to fill in the blanks on certain shit. To me, it was a high caliber Drake on the R and B side and a little lower than I usually like Party.

[Maul]

Really?

[Damaris]

I don't disagree with you on that. I do feel like Party kind of like was like in the studio, just like, yo, yeah, I'm just. I'm participation trophy. I don't think Party really, which I personally. That's one of my favorite parts about the alb. No Shade to Party. I like party music, but I would prefer more Drake than Party on this album. And that's. I think that's why I like it so much.

[Rory]

On my way, like, Party smoked that and carried it. His energy on that record feels way more present than the rest of the project. Like, even with a written testimony where HOV kind of just filled in the blanks on certain shit, that's kind of how I felt they treated Party on this. Like, all right, just fill in a part here so we can make it a collaboration. I still loved what he did, but to me, this is more of a Drake project. He feels like the lead on everything. And I don't know, again, it's just a theory. I really feel like Drake was blowing Party's phone up. Can you finish this shit for me, man?

[Damaris]

But also, Rory, when I think about it, what I'm going to go with is that the reason why it's a collaboration album is that Party wrote a lot of it. I think that might have been. You might not hear a lot of him, but I think Pardi wrote a lot of it.

[Maul]

It.

[Damaris]

If that makes sense.

[Rory]

I'm sure. But again, to me, these didn't feel like Party had a bunch of records on a hard drive and then Drake.

[Damaris]

No, definitely not the Opposite to me.

[Rory]

Felt like Drake had these songs and then Party got on them. Cuz in the past, like, we know with Legend that that was a party song. And then Drake came in and smoked it. Every time they do collab on his projects, they always feel like, all right, this was a party record. And then Drake came in. Yeah, to me, this feels like Party came in and Drake already had all these joints. He has the perspective. He leads every concept. Like, to me, it's a Drake project.

[Maul]

I mean, I didn't go into it trying to listen for that. Some sexy songs for you, to me, wasn't sexy songs for us men. I don't think that Pauly and Drake put together this album with men in mind.

[Rory]

I did love Party's post and delete on his IG story.

[Maul]

What did he post?

[Rory]

He said, this isn't supposed to be analyzed. You're supposed to fuck to this.

[Maul]

Yeah, like, no, but that's.

[Rory]

Go get some pussy.

[Maul]

But that's what this played like to me. It played like more life. It's like a playlist.

[Rory]

Okay, I'm not playing.

[Maul]

You know what I mean? It's like, to me, it sounded like a playlist that they put together for women. Came out Valentine's Day. So to me, it played like a playlist. It was like some songs that they put together. You know, some. One of the songs, Pay Me's Dilemma, which I love. They're not even on it.

[Rory]

Thank God.

[Maul]

Leave that one. I wanted her to get another. Another minute 30 on there. But, you know, I'll take the interlude. It's all good. But that. It played like a playlist.

[Damaris]

Why do y'all feel like these are for women? These songs are not for women are gonna enjoy them, but these songs are not for women. Look at what the. What is being said in the songs.

[Maul]

But who is this being said to?

[Damaris]

It's not because. But we don't listen to music for people to talk to us. You listen to music to identify with it. So granted, women are gonna enjoy this, but they weren't wr. Oh, the hoes gonna love this. They writing. It's like, oh, the niggas that love. Hoes gonna love this. That's who this album is for.

[Maul]

Oh, no. For sure. But it's gonna use. Yeah, but I don't think that they wrote it waiting for, like, men to sit down and break it down like, the songs. And I don't think that they cared about that.

[Rory]

Well, I did.

[Maul]

No, no, no. I know you did, but I'm just saying, I don't think that when they created this that they even cared about that part of it. Like, I think they wanted to put together some dope songs. Didn't care about, you know, sequencing or any of that. It was just like, yo, this is a playlist. Put out this playlist, some sexy songs for you, and just let. Let it run.

[Rory]

No, I'm you.

[Maul]

You're the unit for you.

[Rory]

I'm sorry.

[Maul]

You're the unit for you.

[Rory]

Yes. We said three drinks in. I'm already playing therapist.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

Oh, I felt so seen.

[Maul]

Don't get it twisted. The bars. Listen, the bars is gonna always be there when you have party. And Drake in the studio. We know that they some of the best at having those bars and those lines that I think everybody can relate to on some level.

[Damaris]

How you gonna stay with this? How you gonna stay with that in this economy? In this economy? You gonna stay with that broke ass?

[Maul]

Yo, I'm not gonna lie. When the. When the song. When the album came out, I was on my way back to the house, and I was listening. And in the first bars. The city is pretty when it's dead Just like a fly. I said, no, no, no, I can't listen to this outside. I said, we gotta. I said, yo, let me turn this off. Cause I already knew where we was going after that. The city is. The city is pretty when it's dead Just like a flower. I said, nah, man. I said, you can't be with the homies listening to that. I said, yeah, drop me off, man. I gotta. I can't listen to this. Around three dudes, like, you just can't play that around three other men that.

[Damaris]

Said, what color is the CN Tower is blue. Tonight. Just like how I feel about you tonight.

[Maul]

He getting his off.

[Damaris]

Drake, man. Gone, man.

[Maul]

Getting his off.

[Damaris]

Go home, man.

[Rory]

And this is why I feel for the Internet of going into this expecting some shit attached to the past. Like, just enjoy, enjoy, enjoy this.

[Maul]

The music.

[Rory]

Everyone doesn't have to take themselves so seriously as well. Even though I think that Padre record is probably up there with Ratchet. Happy birthday of one of Drake's worst records. I'm happy he's not taking himself.

[Damaris]

I hated it the first two times I heard that.

[Maul]

I'm from uptown. I know what that.

[Rory]

Oh, no, it's gonna work.

[Maul]

I grew up listening. I know what that is.

[Rory]

But that was an immediate skip. I was like, all right, man.

[Maul]

See, Nas, either. You can't let that throw you off, Rory.

[Damaris]

Nah, you gotta groove to that.

[Maul]

Yeah, you can't let it. Don't be scared to get it to your two stone step.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Maul]

See, you scared to get into your two step. That's the problem.

[Rory]

That said, I be on Steinway with a bachata, take you to Santos.

[Damaris]

We can dance bachata take you to Kiki or the booby TRA making booby trap. Fake Spanish I love it. Killed me.

[Rory]

That's like how my dad orders at a Mexican restaurant to a white. To a white waitress smiling when he says, gracias.

[Maul]

Gracious.

[Rory]

Before we get to giving them flowers on this, I do have to clown all Canadian men. I don't think I'm the first to say men from Toronto are a little sensitive. He said after three drinks in. I'm already playing therapist. He said, why are you acting thirsty for anyone that's American.

[Maul]

You ain't feel him though. Yo, I felt him on that from Harlem. Feel that way about niggas from Brooklyn. It's the same shit.

[Rory]

Oh, no. That's the reason why I love Toronto.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

You know, exactly.

[Maul]

Would you. If you ever. No matter where you from London men in New York, they're going to get way more attention than New York.

[Damaris]

They clean up, they clean up.

[Rory]

But to me it's just, I'm like.

[Maul]

You think cuz he talk like he got crumpets and tea in his bag. He ain't shit. That N is a killer. Like he ain't shit.

[Rory]

But to me, that does make some sense. Like it's a whole different world. I get why girls would be attracted to something new like that.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Toronto is 30 minutes away. Yeah, it's not that big of a difference.

[Maul]

That's a 40 minute flight.

[Rory]

Toronto is just a clean New Yorker.

[Maul]

Yeah, that's all it is. That's a fact. So is London.

[Rory]

So. All right, so we have to call Toronto women hussies then you getting you thirsty over a border that's just right there. That's the same people called Kattis.

[Maul]

Those are Katties. Those are not hussies. Huss uptown if you go north of the border.

[Rory]

Kati, I think all women from Toronto are beautiful and not promiscuous.

[Maul]

No, some promis. No, no, no. It's some promiscuous women in Toronto. We ain't going to do that.

[Rory]

Some of my favorites.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah, there's some there. Some beautiful, beautiful catis.

[Damaris]

Oh, forgot we was on camera.

[Maul]

What? What, what you about to say? Go ahead and lick her cat, baby. D. It's all good.

[Damaris]

What the are you.

[Maul]

I thought that's what you just Said no. Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

I was about to ask Rory what happened to that one ting, but we going. We'll talk about it later. We'll talk about it later.

[Rory]

That's all Tings of the past.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Maul]

Tings of the past. Some. Your white face saying that to me is just doesn't sit right.

[Rory]

I got a tings of the past sometime.

[Maul]

Yeah. Are you good from time? Nah.

[Rory]

You know what? I might need to send her. Send her a little text message saying time passes whether we're looking at the clock or not.

[Maul]

Was he talking? Was that talking on that?

[Rory]

Passes whether. I'm copping you that. Watch it.

[Maul]

Is he lying, though? That's real talk. That's. See, that's the I be wanting to say. I just. I'm not a rapper. I'm not a writer. I can't say like that. But yeah, I understand what he mean by that.

[Rory]

Oh, my God. God, I. You know what? I've been on here saying for years, I want the more mature Drake album for all. Whatever that I feel bad for he going through it. Man, stay this sad, bro. I'm. I'm fine with you getting your heart broken. Ig, if you get. If you write like that.

[Damaris]

I wanted to ask you, do you like this better for. Than for all the Dogs? Yeah, I figured you would.

[Rory]

Definitely.

[Maul]

You like this album better than for all the Dogs? Yeah, I don't think it's fair to compare it. It's two different types of.

[Rory]

They're both army albums.

[Damaris]

It's very similar.

[Maul]

Nah, Hell nah. He rapping like. He's really rapping on Fall of Dogs. Like, rapping. He's not. He's rapping on this, but not like he was on Fall of Dogs. No way. This is a whole different vibe. This is a whole different energy right here. I mean, I can't compare. That's what I'm saying. I can't compare that to Other. To. To. For all the Dogs. Even though it might be some R B joints on Fall. Some of my favorite R B joints on Fall of Dogs, but. But top to bottom, it's just a whole different vibe. Some sexy songs for you is exactly what it's some sexy songs. I mean, I don't. It wasn't thinking about me. But for you, whoever you may be.

[Rory]

And this is where I have to backtrack on my thoughts of, like, I can't really get into this type of Drake anymore. Cause I'm just not at that point in my life anymore. That's what I was saying for all the dogs. Like, I don't need his 444, but I was still, like, a little maturing after he got off. Lucky for you, I don't just love you for you. I love you for who you tell me you're gonna be one day. Never mind. I'm just as immature as Drake because I felt. I felt seen. We're in the same boat. I'm sorry, Drake.

[Maul]

I ain't going to lie, though. We not giving Party enough credit for that deeper record, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah, Deeper one.

[Maul]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

No, Deeper was far.

[Maul]

He. But Party did on deep. I'm like, all right, this might have been just worth him just, like, if he only did that on the album. I'm like, this is a Party of Drake album. That's how much. That's how much I. With that deeper record.

[Rory]

N1 part.

[Damaris]

Deeper and lazy.

[Maul]

Incredible. And the way he talking on When She's Gone. When he's gone.

[Damaris]

Oh, man, please.

[Maul]

Did y'all hear how Drake was talking?

[Rory]

Stop.

[Damaris]

Cause no. Cause my phone tap. Y'all got my phone tapped. Y'all got my phone. And when you. And when he's gone, you got my phone.

[Maul]

Nah, he was in my. He was in my. My jam, sport. With. When he's gone, I'm like, this nigga done found my notebook, man. That shit. He was talking like, come on, this nigga gotta get out my notebook, man. That's me.

[Rory]

Party. Found your BlackBerry with a side tube.

[Maul]

I'm like, yo, that's. Those is my balls. I done said all that.

[Rory]

But before, have you ever stared at a tattoo while you was her from the back?

[Maul]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Damaris]

100% doesn't say my name, but here's where we at.

[Maul]

Like, I ain't tripping. I know that ain't. That ain't me, but it's all good. I'm. Look, we here together. I don't know where this nigga's at.

[Damaris]

I don't know where this.

[Maul]

Yeah, I don't know where this. Where son is at. I don't even care.

[Rory]

I've never been in the. The predicament where I saw another guy's name. Did I ever tell that to OVO Story before?

[Maul]

No, but you're gonna tell it now.

[Rory]

This was a long, long, long time ago. No, seriously, this was.

[Maul]

Yeah, this was.

[Rory]

Oh, I swear to God. It's over 10 years.

[Maul]

Yeah. Obama was president.

[Rory]

Yeah. I met a girl. I was. I was double dating. I was the friend. Like, I was the plus one. Shorty had her friend. And they don't you come with me? Of course we hit it off because I'm at that point, witty and charming. I look young. I go to beautiful. She start getting naked. She had an OVO owl. I'm not joking. From here to here. The full calf was an ovo owl.

[Maul]

Right.

[Rory]

Still hit it from the back, though.

[Maul]

Yeah. Why wouldn't you?

[Rory]

I think I played party while I was doing it.

[Maul]

You was bird watching.

[Damaris]

Now, if you. If your tattoo is that big, you got to have only Drake. Like, you can't. Like, you can't with Majid and have that big ass OVO tattoo on you.

[Maul]

No, we not doing that. Majid got a classic album. He do.

[Damaris]

But, like, come on, bro. Like, if it's gonna be that big, you gotta have Drake, or you better have chubs. And having the OVO out your whole cast.

[Maul]

I can see it.

[Rory]

I can see that, bro. Here's my. This is why. You just have to admit you were making very poor choices when you were younger. If she would have been, like, with the OVO clique or was with one of the them, that would actually be okay. She didn't even know them.

[Maul]

Oh, yeah. How you know that?

[Rory]

After I. I mean, after we was done, I had some questions. I wasn't gonna ask them before at that point. I mean, she had jeans on. I didn't see the tattoo until it was time to get busy. And it was. At that point, it was too late.

[Damaris]

No, it wasn't. It was not too late.

[Maul]

I think she lied. I think she. I think she definitely did let the homies.

[Rory]

Oh, it's fine. I don't care.

[Maul]

Yeah, she. I mean, having a tattoo that big on your. That's not just fan. That's like, all right.

[Damaris]

I mean, y'all ain't Eden. And he got that orange and then money bag tatted on him.

[Maul]

Yeah, but that was like, he us. But at least. But at least, like, Eden was.

[Rory]

We love.

[Maul]

Eden is part of the Christmas. He's family, though.

[Rory]

Like, he was. He was just here. Eden was literally here today.

[Maul]

He's family. Like Ed and his family.

[Rory]

Man, chop those speakers off.

[Maul]

Yeah, it's different.

[Rory]

But, yes, unfortunately, I have been in a similar predicament that party was talking about with his, so I felt lasers.

[Maul]

Listen, man, the bottom line is, I think that this album was really a dope playlist that they gave us for. It was the perfect weekend. I know they was trying to put this out before Valentine's Day, but I think it landed perfectly. Being the type of Music, it is the vibe, the energy. I think this was needed. I think we all needed this type of switch in energy and just some good music. So some sexy songs for you. One of my favorites of the year so far. The past. Past, let's say eight months so far. One of my.

[Damaris]

Remember I said I wasn't spinning the block?

[Maul]

Some sexy songs for you. Made you spin the block. Some sexy song you sp. Wait, what song I spin?

[Damaris]

I ain't spin.

[Rory]

Spider man did it.

[Damaris]

I ain't spin yet.

[Maul]

You said the text after you heard Spider Man Superman.

[Damaris]

Nah, y'all ain't listen on Greedy.

[Maul]

Y'all who ain't listen on Greedy?

[Damaris]

Y'all ain't listen on Greedy.

[Maul]

D. I keep telling you, them got my book bag, man. I'm telling you, I saved my traffic keeper Them got my traffic not the traffic keeper. Them got my traffic keeper them.

[Rory]

I love to read Vulnerable Mall lyrics.

[Maul]

Oh, man. Listen to some sexy songs for you. I'm trying to tell you. Spider Man Superman. I'm not gonna lie. This was the one time, the first time since the Beef that I felt like, damn, I wish Drake and Future was still cool. Okay, this is the one song I'm like, I could definitely hear Future on this record. One million percent.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Maul]

As much as Future. Talk about tricking and he don't give a. This would have been the perfect, perfect, perfect song for Future to be on with Party and Drake. Spider Man Superman as.

[Rory]

As much as I. I do love this project and I'm. I'm cool with the timing. Even if people are saying Drake was. Was ducking. Having to really rap and address a bunch of shit. I'm cool with that take, but I still like this project.

[Maul]

Who's saying that? What?

[Damaris]

Rory paid too much attention to the Internet. You gotta ignore the Internet.

[Rory]

That is true.

[Maul]

Yeah. Like, that's just stupid. What? Ducking.

[Damaris]

What are we doing a lyric breakdown? Which. Which lyric breakdown we doing? We doing Spider Man Superman. Give me a hug, man. When he's gone. Listen, I'm Greedy. My said. I'm. You know what? Go do your thing. I can't right now. I can't right now.

[Rory]

No, let's get to Greedy.

[Damaris]

Which I was going to say, that.

[Rory]

Was the one that made you spin.

[Damaris]

I have not spun yet. Actually, I'm still. I'm not dizzy yet. I'm still. But he said, like, you was.

[Rory]

You was definitely who Drake was talking about when he said Drake's man was drilling a Marvin's room. That was you he was talking about oh, for sure. He was definitely spinning the block when.

[Damaris]

He said don't even know how it feels can't even imagine how it feels to be in love with me for real when I disappear for you convince yourself you're to blame when we don't see each other for months on end and you pretend it's okay.

[Rory]

Baby D.

[Maul]

Just spin the block.

[Damaris]

No, I'm cool.

[Maul]

You trying to stand strong, Just be weak. This is proof.

[Rory]

This is proof of what I've already known forever. She's a manipulator.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That's the most manipulative shit I've ever fucking ran.

[Maul]

Just be weak for a second when.

[Damaris]

I disappear for days and you convince yourself you to blame Like I can't even imagine what it's like to be in love of me. I can't. I feel for you.

[Maul]

Them got to get out my trapper keeper, man. I'm telling you, man. I've been saying this since the early 90s.

[Damaris]

Things a lot of grassy when you.

[Maul]

Man get out my trapper keeper, man.

[Rory]

You being the new QM is hilarious, man.

[Maul]

Like, what you. That's me. I done said that already, baby D. Just be weak. It's all right.

[Damaris]

I'm cool. No, I'm good.

[Maul]

It's love day.

[Damaris]

It's love day. Strip club saying give me a hug. First of all, they and my trapper keeper because I was over at Aces in the. I used to get a strippers dances like they used to hug me.

[Maul]

This.

[Damaris]

This my getting hugs from the strippers. That's me. Bottle girls, bartenders.

[Rory]

Nasty.

[Maul]

I ain't gonna lie to him when he's gone. That nigga said all that's left between us is lease agreements and jewelry. I said this nigga talking crazy. That's all that's left between us is the fact that that condo you living in is in my name. And that jewelry you got on, I bought it. He gotta get out. He got. That's my traffic keeper right there.

[Damaris]

Ma, you ain't.

[Rory]

How many condos is under your your name?

[Maul]

Mine.

[Damaris]

I was about to say mall ain't paying no rent.

[Maul]

Mine. That's it.

[Rory]

You never paid a check, right?

[Maul]

Yeah, of course. Okay.

[Rory]

Just double check.

[Maul]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

I help out, not pay.

[Maul]

I help out. I help out here and there. You know, I help out where I can just, you know, come. Come change my diet.

[Rory]

Sound like Denzel in Training Day before he's about to get old boy killed.

[Damaris]

What bill? What bill you pay? Like, what's your go to bill?

[Maul]

I Mean, if it's depending on the relationship with the. With the girl, with the woman, like, you know, whatever she need help with. If we really with each other like that and she needs some help with something, it's like I. With you, like, it's all good. If I got it, you got it.

[Rory]

What about some surgery?

[Maul]

Surgery said 10 grand your mind, 20 grand. Your mind, 100 grand. Your mind, that's 90,000. If I buy that body, I own. Own it. That's a fact. I paid for them titties in that ass. You better not go.

[Rory]

You can't. Kendrick brought up some great points on Meet the Grams.

[Maul]

You can't go nowhere. That's my. I bought that. I purchased that.

[Rory]

I was singing along. It's just the most.

[Maul]

I purchased that. I purchased that ass.

[Rory]

Oh, please. The amount of men that have bought bbls for women that went. And another dude as soon as she healed.

[Maul]

I ain't got nothing to do with that. That ain't nothing out of me and them dudes. Ain't nothing to like. That's a different. The difference. That's the difference between me and them. They buy to let them run around and go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Rory]

What's funny is Big Pun paired that with running into somebody from elementary school. Like, that was his narrative. Man, I don't know.

[Maul]

I know you're from where? Elementary school. I don't know you, man.

[Rory]

Then continued on to tell everyone that his wife's titties were his. All right.

[Maul]

I don't want to spend too much time on this because I'm gonna say we riding, but that rock.

[Rory]

Overall, your finger.

[Maul]

Great playlist. I'm gonna call this a playlist. I feel like this is a. This feels like more life to me, but just a sexier more life. So great project. A lot of good songs. I think that Nokia record, it kind of like, you know, came on, and it kind of like, the vibe was so different. I was like, oh. But after two listens, I was like, oh, I get it. Some sexy songs for I fuck with Nokia.

[Rory]

I didn't really understand. A lot of people I was talking to was like, yeah, I fuck with it. But Nokia is probably Skip.

[Maul]

I was like, man, listen, I think.

[Rory]

That shit is hard.

[Maul]

I could see. You gotta be able to see the asses shaking before they shake. Rory.

[Rory]

Listen, man.

[Maul]

They gonna shake ass all summer to that record.

[Rory]

I speak for all the caucus mountains. And saying die trying is our. Oh, you gotta make out with a stranger at a die bar to that.

[Maul]

And that's outside of y'all mono. Y'all the mono warriors. White white boys or y'all love catching mono.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, it just. We come with it.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

It's. We're immune at this point. Antibodies, everything. The outside of this being misogynistic. The only other misogynistic shit was given him that amount of time. And then Yeba like, let her cook.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

I was tight. She was just getting in her bag and we yubba can keep up with Drake and party on this. Toxic.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Don't get ybba's beautiful voice twisted. She has some toxic records. She's toxic Adele to me.

[Maul]

Oh, absolutely.

[Damaris]

Toxic Adele is so. I love y Eva Adele.

[Maul]

Yeah, she's dope, funny.

[Rory]

Which over you her and Robert Glasper. One of the best records of last year. Who y Super Toxic.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Which track was.

[Rory]

Yeah, Bomb Die Trying.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

Which I feel like that might have been probably. You have a joint you think that she sent Drake. That's kind of what I.

[Maul]

Before they've done records before. She. She was on yeah. For all the Dogs, right? Yeah.

[Rory]

No, no, she was on certified lb.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

She has her like, yeah's Heartbreak. Yes. I feel like that's kind of what I wanted Drake in party to do with, like, experiment a little bit. That's why I like Nokia and Dynamic Trying. I like that they're getting in that bag.

[Maul]

That's why I like Me Padre. Me padre.

[Damaris]

Booby trapper. Funny as I'm felt.

[Rory]

But you felt, though that wasn't dragon. That was him walking around his Houston ranch.

[Maul]

You know, he had on his boots when he made that song. I with it. I like like that, man. I like when artists, you know, experiment with like that. To me, that type of is fun. That's what this is about.

[Rory]

We do have to have some fun, though. We do need to take you to home court me.

[Maul]

Okay.

[Rory]

You being in Drake's circle as a friend, you need to tell your friend when to read the room. Can you pull up that clip of him in Australia?

[Damaris]

Oh, God.

[Maul]

What happened in Australia?

[Rory]

And I know we're not supposed to laugh about it because he's like, not the culture and whatever he was. This. This is where you need friends around you to be like, yo, you know what? I kind of know the demographic of Australia. Maybe we should leave this one off.

[Maul]

Okay. Leave this off the set list. Got you.

[Rory]

Hold on, stop. He's really guiding them through the lyrics too.

[Maul]

Like it's the.

[Rory]

How does he not know what's about to come at this point, he probably.

[Maul]

Didn'T think they was gonna lean into it.

[Rory]

Even. Just even. Justin Bieber has told his fans to shut the up when they weren't in key or in rhythm at all. Drake is guiding them all the way to the N word.

[Maul]

Yeah. Justin Bieber, he's.

[Rory]

He's leaving breadcrumbs for all the white women of Australia to yell the N word.

[Maul]

Yeah. Justin Bieber also made a cake and. And released the ep. Y forgot his song. Y. Don't act like you forgot. Justin B. It, actually. Yeah. Platinum.

[Rory]

And he was in key.

[Maul]

Platinum.

[Rory]

Play this.

[Maul]

Wait, that's not. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's not fair, though. Did they show the crowd?

[Rory]

I heard the crowd.

[Maul]

No, but how you know there ain't no. It ain't no black women in there.

[Rory]

Oh, I. No, they panned to the crowd in other clips, it was the white.

[Maul]

All right.

[Rory]

It was nothing but the white.

[Damaris]

The Australian whites, for sure.

[Maul]

Okay. It may have been some Aboriginal women in there. You know, it's Australia. It may have been some Aboriginal women in there. We don't know. I'm just saying I didn't see the crowd in that clip. I'm just speaking off the clip y'all just showed me.

[Rory]

Elon Musk's in there.

[Maul]

I mean, some Aboriginal women, that's all. You know what I mean? It's Australia, the Aboriginal women.

[Damaris]

It's the way he looked at the dj, and the DJ looked at him.

[Rory]

After, like, yeah, no, go back to the DJ's face. He was like, there's like, damn. We didn't. We didn't think this dj.

[Maul]

Yeah, like, keep playing it.

[Damaris]

He knew. They already knew.

[Maul]

Like, damn it, man.

[Rory]

They should have done rehearsals.

[Maul]

Some sexy songs for you available now. If you have not listened, I'm pretty sure everybody at least heard it by now. But hopefully you enjoyed it. If not it, you didn't enjoy it. It is what it is. Yeah, but some other surprise you said what?

[Damaris]

I was happily surprised. I didn't expect it to be as good as it was.

[Maul]

Oh. I mean, it was. It was for. It was for you, then it was for women.

[Rory]

I do. Even though we are here to give you your flowers because we. We like this project.

[Maul]

And I know giving me my. I had nothing.

[Rory]

Huge part of it.

[Maul]

I had nothing to do with this album.

[Rory]

Huge part of it. We have to keep you somewhat honest, though. You've admitted your bias, which I appreciate, and it's cool to stand on that.

[Maul]

Bias in a battle. Absolutely.

[Rory]

If any other rapper after A battle. Said the battle. I'm trying to get the party lit. You would smoke it. You would come in here and scream louder than anybody after a battle.

[Maul]

No, I wouldn't. What are you talking about?

[Damaris]

During the battle, I think he would.

[Maul]

But after the battle, of course the battle's over. That battle, nobody care about that.

[Rory]

After all the cold don't bring.

[Damaris]

Why did you bring it up? Why you coal mining his.

[Rory]

You just had such a good conversation. I want to ruin it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's your problem. That's why after drink three, you aren't there.

[Maul]

You.

[Damaris]

You being a therapist.

[Maul]

Yeah, but you can't.

[Rory]

I mean, that's my own only. That's my only bag at this point.

[Maul]

Yeah, but you know you're not allowed to bring bring cold name up at a battle.

[Rory]

You know that if any other rapper lost so. And then came back and said, nah, I don't even care about that battle, man. I care about the party. You would smoke them.

[Maul]

No, I wouldn't.

[Rory]

I listen. I love the record and I. I sung it along with him.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I shouldn't kill anybody for saying no.

[Maul]

I would not, bro. I don't care, bro. I don't. I don't listen. My relationship with Drake doesn't weigh heavily on my opinion, as people think it's does. I just told y'all, and this is the thing about it. I just didn't like one song and one performance and people calling me a hater. One song, one performance, and I'm a hater all of a sudden. Never mind the I've said years ago in support of Kendrick, none of that counts anymore. But during the battle, if I don't like one song and one halftime performance, I'm a hater. So it is what it is.

[Rory]

Let's stay on music, though. West side gun 12.

[Maul]

Why we can't call it with it?

[Rory]

It's 12.

[Maul]

All right. West side gun 12. West side gun dropped the 12th version of yes, absolutely. Something, something, whatever it is. But I like the joint again, man. Anytime I could get Wes and Stove God on a track together, I'm happy. Life is great for me. This project. I'm not sure to rank it. Yeah, I don't want to rank it yet where it falls in line with the rest of of this collection. But I enjoyed it, though.

[Rory]

He said the Virgil Rug. Say rug?

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Plugs name in my phone. Say plug.

[Maul]

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

[Rory]

I was. I really made Amara's oatmeal with baking soda this morning.

[Damaris]

Don't piss me.

[Maul]

Why would you do that?

[Rory]

Because the stove.

[Maul]

Yeah, but you don't have Stove.

[Rory]

Really might be. I'm not even trying to, like, do a moment. I actually do believe stove really might be the best rapper I out right now.

[Maul]

Stove God is one of my favorites. I'm not gonna say he's the best rapper.

[Rory]

He needs to be more consistent. I feel like we only really get stove when Wes is putting something out.

[Maul]

But he's one of my. He's one of my favorites, though.

[Rory]

To me, this is a stove God album.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

He's on every single record. When he shows up, he is, to me, the best rapper. I don't know if people are really with him when he shows up.

[Maul]

Listen, I. I'm. I'm not. I'm not arguing with that. He's definitely one of my favorite rappers, but I just feel like, you know, God, like what Freddie just did. Shit. But Ransom has been doing. Conway still, to me, is one of the best rappers. Benny. But stove, to me, he's still. He's one of my favorites. Anytime you tell me stove was putting out something, he's featured on something, I'm going and I'm listening to it. Especially when him and Wes, when they get together. Mai is still one of my favorite rappers. So, yeah, that's great company for stove God to be in. I'm happy to see his success, to see people start picking up on the legend that he is. I think that he's already a legend, and he's definitely one of one. Doesn't sound like nobody, doesn't look like nobody. Very slick and witty in his bars, the way he constructs his punch lines and things like that. I'm a huge fan of stove God. I mean, anytime I see him, I give him his flowers, and I let him know how much I appreciate his craft. So shout out to Westside Gun 12. I'm fucking with this, all right?

[Rory]

I want to give Westside his flowers.

[Maul]

One of the best curators in hip hop, without a doubt.

[Rory]

Just some of my favorites. Fly God. Fly God is an awesome God. I try to do it in my upstate accent. Awesome God, how you do it, nigga?

[Damaris]

Awesome. It's awesome. Don't fucking piss me off.

[Rory]

Yo, who made the sunshine Supreme? Blind Cell, the name we can't say 786.

[Maul]

Hitler wears Hermes 7.

[Rory]

And then. And then you pray for me. Pray for Paris.

[Maul]

Pray for Paris is a classic.

[Rory]

I think that's a classic album too. 10 and 12. Is there a better modern? Because we had this conversation with Freddy, too, because I think Freddy is is.

[Maul]

Just up there crazy.

[Rory]

Of best catalogs of the. Of the modern era. I can say the same for west side Gun.

[Maul]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

This is the fact that he keeps delivering to and was something that, in theory, should start to get annoying. Like a lot of the no drum shit or a certain sound like that can get way too redundant somehow. Him being the least rapper in a crew of the best rappers continues to put out the best solo projects out of all of them.

[Maul]

Yeah, absolutely. He.

[Rory]

He west a legend, man. And I don't want to give him too many flowers because, you know, he doesn't need them. He plants them himself.

[Maul]

Right.

[Rory]

Wes will tell you Rakim stole his style.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's supreme confidence. That's one thing Wes does not lack, is confidence.

[Rory]

I will say this. I can't say enough about his. His discography.

[Maul]

This is crazy.

[Rory]

It's actually unreal how good his. His catalog.

[Maul]

No, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, man. We need Griselda to get back. We need that Griselda back. We need Conway. We need Benny. We need Gun. We need them three to get back and give us. Give us that. That feeling that they gave us. We need that back. We need that Griselda energy back. I love what these. What the. What these three are doing on their own, collectively. I mean, individually. But what they do collectively, what they do together, what they do as Griseld Zelda is something that I think is unmatched in hip hop. It's just legendary. Whenever those three are together, whenever you let Benny and Conway, you know, go off, whenever you have Derringer in there, Conductor bring conduct in the alchemist and let Gun, let him curate that, let him executive produce that, let him creative direct that. I think that that's. That formula that they have is unmatched in hip hop. And again, I know those, you know, they're doing their things individually, but we need that. We need that Griselda shit. We need that shit back.

[Rory]

Yeah. I do think we talked off mic about this.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Of course, 12 is incredible, but we all feel like the next step for all three of them should be that joint Griselda project.

[Maul]

Yeah, we need that. We need that Griselda shit.

[Rory]

They all went on their own and did great things with their own clips, put out great solo props. We need the three of them back.

[Maul]

For me, yeah, man. I need that. Just for my own selfish reasons. I need that sound and that energy. Just that classic, you know, what Griselda did with Derringer, you know, I just think that that's something that is missing. Like, we need that.

[Rory]

I would drive up to Cuse if there was, like, a baby D. Stove God Club hosting, like, a walk through. The two of them. They shutting Q's down.

[Damaris]

He not even that type of guy. He's not into that type of stuff.

[Rory]

I know, but y. I mean, y'all are the only two that, like, really put on for the city, I feel like. So I feel like y'all need to come together and maybe, like, the Maris.

[Maul]

Being the only one that put on for Syracuse is hilarious.

[Rory]

I mean, Melo did for a year. Son went all right, you know, he's still trying.

[Maul]

Yeah. Son is going. Yeah, I.

[Rory]

We need to put together, like, the Orangeman Festival or some Melo Cajos. First of all, no Lala code. Do all the hosting.

[Damaris]

Toosie is also from. Tootsie is from Syracuse.

[Maul]

Word. I didn't know that.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, I like Tusi. He's. No, he's dope.

[Maul]

Yeah, I like him. But.

[Damaris]

Yeah, man, you know, we got some legends in the. In the building, you know, real talent overlooked.

[Rory]

And that's why I feel like me and Damaris realized that we've known each other for, what, 11.

[Damaris]

11 years.

[Rory]

11 years.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I sent her a Reasonable drought when it came out, and she was like, oh, yeah, Stephen, that's my guy. I was like, you've been holding this back. You had this type of rapper up there.

[Maul]

Hold this back. You was gatekeeping St. God, yes.

[Damaris]

No, that's not what happened. I did not say, that's my guy, but I was just.

[Rory]

It didn't say Stephen E. I just assumed Stove guy's name is Stephen either.

[Damaris]

That's why it's so funny. His name is Aaron.

[Rory]

No, I don't see. Don't take away the image I have.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Don't tell me why you, Aaron not cooking crack?

[Maul]

That. Don't tell me. His real name is Aaron. Aaron don't know how to whip crack rock, man. Aaron, like, come on, that's Stove. That's Stovito right there, man. Don't call him Aaron.

[Damaris]

Yeah, Cook, though.

[Maul]

Yeah, no, I knew that. I knew his real name was.

[Damaris]

But, yeah, man, like, sleeping on Syracuse. We really rap over there. For real.

[Maul]

No, Stove, listen, Stove God's the only place that rap. Now, listen, Stove. Stove God, he be rapping, he be talking crazy. The shit he be saying. I'm like, dog, I just. You know what it is? The great MCs, the great rappers have a certain way of getting to the punchline and getting to the bar, it takes a certain level of cleverness and wittiness that, you know, Jay was great, is great at it. Nas is great at it. All of the greats have this way of. Well, you don't, you know, it's a punch bar, obviously, because the bar is over. That's the end of the bar. But the way they get to it. Like, Stove is so unique in the way he gets to it. Like, the first time I heard him spit that Draymond bar, I said, yeah, this is what makes him different. Like, it's almost like he gave you the punch bar in the beginning of the bar, dog. Like, the way he does it, the.

[Rory]

Way he even does his melodies. Like, Adam Page, I. I need Stove. God, on this party in Draco, Stove could, like, kind of sing and really carry a note.

[Maul]

Yeah, he. He. I could. I could take st. He could rap a melody.

[Rory]

N. Stove is one of those. It's funny, J. J elect put it very simple to me. Off a hov bar, you feel the ambiance, y'all. Others just rhyme. Like, some people are really good at just rhyming. And the ambiance is what Stove has. It doesn't have to be the most lyrical. It could be simplistic, but that is what his delivery is. It's better than anyone else. And for the people that say that Wes can't really rap like that, he went crazy on dump World, the outro. That might have been the best verse I've heard him rap.

[Maul]

Rap, yeah.

[Rory]

He's getting his off on that.

[Maul]

Yeah. Wes is more braggadocious, more style. It's not. He's not gonna, you know, blow you away with bars, but, you know, he's gonna say some funny, some slick, some cool, and some real. He gonna give you. He gonna tell you what he really doing, how much he really making, how much he really spending. Oh, he gonna. He go. He gonna break it down for you.

[Rory]

And he's not lying.

[Maul]

Yeah. And he not lying. So. Yeah, man. I shout out to Gun. Anytime he's able to put something together and curate something, it's gonna be at a certain level, it's a certain taste level when you talk about west side gun, so. Westside gun 12. Available now in your DSPS.

[Rory]

Do you. Do you think this wasn't on the list? But fuck it, let's have the conversation. Do you think Shady will ever apologize to us?

[Maul]

For what?

[Rory]

Specifically, Paul Rosenberg.

[Maul]

For what?

[Rory]

I. I champion you being one of the first people in media that was putting Griselda on and saying e Even Benny, that first Soprano tape, like, even when Wes was cool and people didn't really know about Benny, he was talking about Benny. I feel like we've been the only media platform that bitch up west side Boogie the way we do. And they got so butthurt because I said one comment at Soho House with Conway that they canceled us hosting Boogie's release party. And then when I seen Rosenberg, not Pete Paul at the Boogie show, he giving me fucking nasty stares the whole time. Like, dog, you know me and Maul are the only people in media that pump up your roster. No one else does. You should be giving me a fucking hug, not looking at me fucking crazy because your A and R got butt hurt. Cause I asked Conway. It felt. Felt like he did the whole rollout. And Shady didn't, which was the fucking truth. And I heard that from his team.

[Maul]

Right? Right.

[Rory]

Why you mad at me for?

[Maul]

I mean, you know how it is with this industry, man. It's, you know, people, whenever you are, they want you to be truthful, but not truthful about them. People want the truth as long as it's not about them. Like, and once you know that about this industry, that's why, you know, y'all give me shit, why I don't go out, why I don't be around, why I don't go to events. It's because everybody is fake. And if you honest. And then now I have to sit in this chair on my platform. And I have a duty of being honest to my audience. And if I'm honest, somebody's going to be offended. But I'm not here to be malicious. I'm not here to be disrespectful. I'm here to be honest. I'm here to tell you how I felt about something. I'm here to give you my point of view on it. And if some. If I'm wrong and I miss the mark when you see me, we can have that conversation, say, yo, Nah, that's not what happened. This is what happened with that. Then I'll gladly come back and say, yo, we got that wrong. My bad. Whatever. Whatever. But I don't care about that. Whenever I see Benny, he know he family. That's is all love. Benny has been. Has given me my flowers and has credited me for, you know, helping people come to know who he is and recognize his music and his talent early in his career. Dunn know what it is. Conway know what it is. Like, as long as these guys individually know where we stand and know the respect that I have for them. I don't really care about the labels and, you know, who sits in the chairs. And I'm not here to be. To be friends with those guys. I'm just not. It's like, yo, I respect the artist. I fuck with the artist, and me and the artist happen to connect and build a relationship, so be it. If I never meet the person that's in charge of the label or the head of the label, I could care less. I don't give a fuck about that, man.

[Rory]

I was walking into the universal building years and years and years ago. Wes and Benny walked out with just the two of them. We in the lobby just chopping it up. I'm assuming that they just signed Benny. I was like, yo, so you in this. This deal with Wes? He's like, nah, they don't. They don't want to with me. I said, wait, they don't want to with you? Now look where he's on. Yeah, no, Paul got it right.

[Maul]

I mean, listen, that's why you got to just laugh, man. You got to just laugh and let happen the way it happened. And, you know, it is what it is, man. You can't take none of this personally. Everything to the chin, nothing to the heart.

[Rory]

My I. I do feel like he. He pulled one of those moves, though, because he stole some of our. Our series, his money.

[Maul]

Sorry, though. Life is beautiful.

[Rory]

All I did was big up your artist.

[Maul]

Life is beautiful, man. It's all. It's all good.

[Rory]

It's fine, though. Sh. Shout out to all of Shady Paul. I think that's the staff.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yo, you good?

[Rory]

I'm fine. I'm having fun. All right.

[Maul]

And it was more music, though, that came out this weekend. More great music.

[Rory]

Before we get to music, I have a gift for you as well.

[Maul]

A gift for me? Oh, hell, man. Whenever you say you got a gift for me, I get scared.

[Rory]

Listen, man, got. I got you the. The new joints.

[Maul]

Oh, okay. Salehi, he had hit me an ax for my size, too, but she giving gifts out today. Oh, dope.

[Rory]

I didn't set that up. I just actually picked up the box in the elevator.

[Maul]

Yeah, he hit me.

[Rory]

I felt like you already gave mar. Sneakers. I felt like I had do something.

[Maul]

N. Shout out to Salehi, man. He had hit me an ax for my size. Like he didn't already have it. But I got the sale he's on.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Maul]

Support my guys. These are hard.

[Rory]

Yeah, I.

[Maul]

With these slay. Good looking, bro. I got him. Thank you.

[Rory]

Fresh goods and sale. 2. Two of my favorite Designers, probably by far.

[Maul]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

But yeah, staying on music. Alchemist, Larry June, two Chains, Life is Beautiful.

[Maul]

Yes.

[Rory]

Love hearing some grown man rap.

[Maul]

Yep.

[Rory]

Talk about paying your bills, taking care of your kids. This was needed, man.

[Maul]

Listen, man, Larry June had one of my favorite projects last year. This project is already one of my favorite projects of the year. Anytime you got Alchemist and Larry together and then 2 Chainz, who I think is criminally underrated as a rapper. Same having 2 chainz on Albeitz. This is a project. These are some sexy songs for me. Yeah, yeah. This is my type of. These are the sexy songs that's made for me. But yeah, shout out to uncle al, Larry June, 2 Chainz. Life is beautiful. Love this project. Anytime. I'm not listening to some sexy songs for you. I'm playing Life is Beautiful. But I like the way those two sound. Back to back. Some sexy songs for you. And Life is Beautiful. Yeah.

[Rory]

Generation is my shit. I love to see Al. They were on. It was Fallon, right? It wasn't Kimmel.

[Maul]

Yeah. Was it Fallon or Kimmel? I'll get them mixed up saying it's fucked up. I'm sorry, I'm racist. When it comes to the white.

[Rory]

Whites at night.

[Maul]

Yeah, whites at night. Whites at night. Under the lights they all look at stale. They all look. Look the same.

[Rory]

Oh, I love to see Al just. Just eating during the whole performance. Yeah, that was the greatest ever. And, you know, they had to, like, rehearse and all that. And Al just. Yeah, that's all I'm doing today.

[Maul]

Yeah, that.

[Rory]

That performance was amazing.

[Maul]

This project is. This project is dope, though, man. This is a really, really dope project. I'm happy for everything Larry June is doing. Happy to see him, you know, being received by the. By the people and, you know, more people. It's not just under. He don't. Larry don't feel like he's underground anymore. It don't seem like. Nah, you know what I mean? It's like. It's more and more people starting to fuck with him. The amount of people I see liking Larry's pictures and comment, I'm like, how you know about Larry June?

[Rory]

If Larry June is underground, I'd love to be underground.

[Maul]

Yeah. No. 1,000%. 1,000%.

[Rory]

I thought it was just a bae thing. When his previous project came out, when he showed like 50,000 people coming out for him, and I was like, you know, hometown. I get it. Then I went to the New York shit at Sweet chick. Same amount of people on fucking Lullo.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah, it's dope.

[Rory]

This is not underground.

[Maul]

Nah, it's dope to see Larry getting the respect that he. He deserves. And then again, like I said, 2chainz on alchemist beats, I'm not. I'm never mad at that.

[Rory]

So I Hope this encourages 2Chainz to finally put out his project with Static Selector. That's been over 10 years. Static has played me some of the craziest 2 Chainz records I've ever heard in my life. There's even a few legends on that shit that they need to put that shit out, man.

[Maul]

Listen, two. Two Chains.

[Rory]

Wait one in your homies. Nas on that shit. Like that two Chain Static Selector album is insane.

[Maul]

No, I keep. I always tell people, 2 Chainz, anytime I hear him get his bars off, I'm always like. He surprises me every time I hear him rap. Like, I already know 2 Chainz could really fucking rap, but anytime I hear new music from 2 Chainz and hear some of his bars, I'm just like, it's crazy that he's not mentioned more. When you start talking about some of the best rappers like, 2 Chainz, to me, is definitely one of the best rappers. Just bar for bar when you just listen to the shit that he's saying. But this project, from top to bottom, I enjoyed great music, great vibe, great energy, great bars, talking slick, talking fly shit. Yeah. And if you ain't. If you didn't download this yet and you ain't listening to it, Life is Beautiful available now in your dsps. You must listen to this if you are a fan of hip hop.

[Rory]

Speaking of the Whites at Night, Wild Segue. Because it's the Roots, but they're the band. Can we give more flowers to the Roots? Roots Picnic lineup announced again?

[Maul]

Yes.

[Rory]

What are they? 10 for 10 at this point of the greatest festival lineups of all time.

[Damaris]

You like that lineup?

[Rory]

Hell, yeah. D'Angelo and Lenny Kravis with Dreams and Nightmares, they gonna perform it together.

[Maul]

That's gonna be crazy. They're gonna perform it together. Like D'Angelo's gonna perform Dreams and Nightmares with Meek. Lenny Kravitz is gonna be playing the guitar on Dreams of Nightmares.

[Rory]

I think why I like this a lot, Demaris, is cause so many. So many festivals had to either downsize, they've had to be completely canceled, done. Clearly, they had to downsize a bit, but still have an incredible lineup. Like, compared to what every festival has had to do. They still, in my opinion, lead when it comes to lineups like Jeezy doing TM101. Yeah. I'm going to Philly just for that music.

[Maul]

Soul Child, 25 years of a. I just want to sing.

[Rory]

Come on.

[Maul]

I'm not. I'm definitely not mad at that.

[Rory]

And my favorite, the J period. Black Thought. For those that don't know they do a live mixtape where whatever artist they have. Black Thought does original verses over those beats he did with Rick Ross before he's done it with Meth and Red. Pusha T&2 Chainz this year.

[Maul]

Makes sense, fam.

[Rory]

Black Thought on some of those Pusha T joints.

[Maul]

Yeah, that.

[Rory]

That's worth the price of admission out the gate.

[Maul]

And just Talking about again, 2 Chainz being one of the most underrated rappers. And now he's on stage with Black Thought rapping, getting this off, like. And you.

[Rory]

Come on. You're not coming with me to see Jackson. Jagged Edge.

[Maul]

Anytime. We can see Jagged Edge. Listen, I'm. I'm in.

[Rory]

They could even do the Run DMC remix, and I wouldn't care.

[Maul]

Then you got K. Trinada. We not going K. Trada. Anytime you see K Trada live K. Let me.

[Damaris]

Let me tell y'all something about how K Trada. Bring him out.

[Rory]

Listen. Oh, in Philly, they be my type, too.

[Maul]

What date is this?

[Damaris]

June.

[Maul]

What? May 31st to June 1st?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Maul]

Second. First.

[Rory]

Something like that.

[Maul]

Yeah. I might have to be there for that. I'm going. Have to go down to Philly for that. For that one weekend.

[Damaris]

Are we going as a group?

[Rory]

I'm definitely down.

[Maul]

Let's do it.

[Rory]

I always go to Roots Picnic. You guys don't want to come?

[Maul]

That's true. You are there every year. I will say this.

[Rory]

My. This my.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And. And I do my Karen.

[Maul]

I.

[Rory]

Last year, two years ago, I drove right into the festival with. With the Mazda.

[Maul]

Yeah, but you want. Trump is in office now. You can't get away with that just driving in the festival. No more blow. They'll blow that Mazda. They'll blow that Mazda to smithereens.

[Rory]

I'm a dream chaser.

[Maul]

Yeah. All right. Okay.

[Rory]

Nice. I saw people kind of clowning. Like Meek being next to D'Angelo and Lenny Kravitz. Y'all have Meek up Philly in the summertime. Meek Mill. That set is gonna be crazy.

[Damaris]

That's gonna go.

[Maul]

No. Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't like how people play with Meek's name like that.

[Damaris]

Honestly, that was the name I was most excited about. Like, that is what would get me to Ruth's picnic. Would. It would be Meek.

[Maul]

Not. Not Big Mama, not Lotto.

[Damaris]

I seen Lotto at Barclays. I've seen her down the street.

[Maul]

Barclays.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

Glorilla, though.

[Damaris]

But if I go. Of course, obviously. I would love to see Lotto. I would love to see Glorilla. I've never seen Glo and Miguel.

[Maul]

I haven't seen Miguel perform since he leg dropped that unsuspecting victim many years ago.

[Rory]

We need to. Where are they now?

[Maul]

Yeah, like, how is she doing? We don't talk about where that lady is, where she got in her life. Hopefully, she's fine and her neck is not still broken.

[Damaris]

Layla performing that. Damn. That's just not my problem. The kids are gonna fucking lose their.

[Rory]

Mind and come on. The Roots doing. Do you want more? This. This is gonna be a great weekend.

[Maul]

Raheem Devon.

[Damaris]

So we going. Are we gonna show Josh the ropes of how we get down when we together as a crew?

[Rory]

Well, now, I can't just drive my car onto the festival ground, so. Yeah, he's gonna get a diet version. He's gonna go wait in line like weirdos.

[Maul]

Yeah, no, we can't do that.

[Damaris]

Rory does not wait in line. Let me tell y'all something. If there's something Rory don't do is wait in line.

[Rory]

I'm not a bougie person, but when it comes to lines, I'm not doing that.

[Maul]

I don't blame. I'm not. You think I'm going to Philly to wait in line? Listen, I'm not waiting no line. Family. Listen, man, call. What's his name?

[Damaris]

What's the name?

[Maul]

Yeah, Cole. What's his name? Tell him we out here in the front, man.

[Rory]

I was on the phone with WME when they gave me my passes for the other Roots. I was like, yo, I'm. I'm right at the barricades with the cop. Like, yeah, working on your parking pass. Someone's gonna run it out to you. I was like, not waiting for this. Told the cop, yo, I'm in production, and just gassed the fucking Mazda to 15 miles an hour.

[Maul]

There you go.

[Rory]

Got right through that.

[Maul]

I'm in production. Peas. Get the laminates going.

[Damaris]

You need it.

[Rory]

Because I mean it. Once you got past that, you were already in. So I was like, he's on foot. Like, was he going to chase me down?

[Maul]

Right?

[Rory]

He has to direct traffic.

[Maul]

No, it's all good. We'll be there. Shout out to the Roots picnic, though. That is a good lineup. I do want to see that. So might have to go down to. To Philly for that. Paramount Park.

[Rory]

We brought up Joey Badass before he. I believe he puts out a record as Midnight. I mean, when this comes out, you'd already hear it, but I've respected that. Joey's been shooting at everyone. That's my guy. Stand up for New York. But he been dissing the wrong person, man. He shouldn't have smoke for rappers, man. If somebody start harmonizing about my wife that's pregnant, everybody dying. And that's on Flatbush.

[Maul]

Listen, Wait, what. What's happening? See this. Is this the part of the Internet I don't see? Cause I'm just not clicking on. I know this is true, by the way. I'm not clicking on certain shit.

[Rory]

Go ahead.

[Damaris]

Jacob Lattimore is currently going viral for singing about. Allegedly about Joey Badass's current girlfriend and, you know, mother of his child. Basically saying. I think in the song he said, like, I couldn't give you a baby, or I wasn't ready for a baby. Something along those lines. Because she just. Saraya or Saraya. I don't want to, you know, mispronounce her name. She just announced that she's pregnant with Joey Badass.

[Rory]

Congrats.

[Damaris]

Congratulations to them. But her ex, you know, he getting his off saying, I'm sorry I couldn't give you a bit baby. Right now.

[Rory]

I love Jacob Latimore. I think he's extremely talented.

[Maul]

For sure.

[Rory]

Everybody. Everybody dying.

[Maul]

If he's. If somebody sing to your ex to. To your girl.

[Rory]

The only thing. The only thing aborted is Jacob. Yo, see you. You can have that one for free. Too far.

[Maul]

No, Joey don't want that. He don't want that bar. I promise you, Joey. I promise you. Joey don't need that bar. No, he's not taking it there. No.

[Rory]

But wait, so you wouldn't find that weird?

[Maul]

Yeah, it's a little. I mean, listen.

[Rory]

I mean, of course I'm joking, but I would still look at that like. But how do we let it go?

[Maul]

But how do we know. See, and this is why I don't like the Internet. How do we know that this is what Jacob Lattimore is doing?

[Rory]

We don't know.

[Maul]

This is. And that's what I'm saying. Why are we putting this on his jacket?

[Rory]

We're pumping some.

[Maul]

This song could be so old.

[Damaris]

Cuz of the timing.

[Maul]

That's what I'm saying. But this song could be so old they got to do nothing.

[Damaris]

Release. Why did he release like that snippet. That part. This performance. Performance White after. Right after that information.

[Maul]

Because for exactly what we're doing. People will start talking.

[Damaris]

Exactly. So if you want people to talk about it, we gonna talk. And one of the people that's gonna talk is Joey Badass. Nah, don't sing to my.

[Maul]

So wait, the song that Joey Badass is putting out tonight is in response.

[Rory]

No, it's not.

[Maul]

I'm gonna say, joey going crazy. I'm about to say Joey, Joey know I with him. I with Joey. But if that's what he was doing right here, he going crazy. We can't just respond to everything, Joey. We can't do that.

[Damaris]

But people are on Jacob Lattimore's ass and, like, saying that it's corny and this and that. And I feel like R and B is dying. And like, this how you bring it back. We got to go back to N. Singing about the person they lost just because we know them like that don't mean nothing. Make write songs about the people you lost about how and why do people.

[Maul]

Say R and B is dying? I hate that. Because this is some really great R and B album.

[Rory]

Traditional R and B.

[Damaris]

Traditional R and B. That's what they.

[Rory]

Which is, like, by data, is a fact, unfortunately. But imagine if Jacob wrote this about a completely different girl and then saw that pregnancy reveal and was like, I still gotta. Still gotta roll this record out.

[Maul]

Yeah. Cause Jacob probably sits like, y'all got, like, yo Y.

[Rory]

Just.

[Maul]

Cause y'all know about one. Like, I got wild that's pregnant right now. Like. Like, Jacob is a R B dude, you know, fairly handsome guy.

[Rory]

I got wild pregnant right now.

[Maul]

No, I'm not saying he got a. I'm just saying, like, he got exes that's, you know, pregnant right now. Like, it ain't got to be about the one girl that y'all want to paint it to be about. Like, y'all got Jacob Lattimore, you know, he's a handsome R B dude. Like, he got some women. He got some exes out there.

[Rory]

Yeah, but not ones that just reveal that.

[Damaris]

I feel like his timing is just a little bit too, you know, a little too perfect.

[Rory]

All right, so what's the Joey Barin? He got to throw, like, a little. What? What? Jason Derulo say, only spark I need is to light a blunt or whatever. He got to give one of those.

[Maul]

No, he don't. No, Joey does not have to do that there. No.

[Rory]

There's so much you could do with Latimore.

[Maul]

Yeah. But don't, don't, don't. He don't have to do anything. Joey, congrats. On your union.

[Damaris]

You could say something like pregnant, but this got morning sickness when he see us and, you know, like, you know, morning sickness.

[Maul]

No. I don't know. Leave this man alone.

[Rory]

I can find something in the book of Jacob, too.

[Maul]

No, you cannot.

[Rory]

We could go.

[Maul]

We could go deep.

[Damaris]

Let's really take it.

[Maul]

Leave Jacob Lattimore alone. Joey, whatever song you putting out, please don't let it be about Jacob Lattimore. That's all I have.

[Damaris]

Why you no.

[Maul]

Cause we don't need that. We don't need it.

[Damaris]

But we want it.

[Maul]

No. No, we don't, man. No, we don't. We going. We're going to listen to that for one day, talking about it and beat them. Not if it's.

[Damaris]

Or if it's hard. We're gonna listen to it more than one time.

[Maul]

Nah, man. Prayers to the. Joey and. And Soraya. Saraya. Sarai.

[Damaris]

Sariah.

[Maul]

I think Sarah. I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

Prayers. If Jacob is prayers to him, too. You know, watching y'all prayers is a.

[Rory]

Crazy thing to say.

[Maul]

Prayers to the. What you mean for their bed baby? I'm not praying for Jacob Lattimore. I'm praying for the. The health and. And the wealth of the baby.

[Damaris]

I'm not always doing that, but, like, why he heartbroken? Don't ever.

[Maul]

Jacob Lattimore ain't no fool.

[Damaris]

The day you found out your favorite bitch got pregnant.

[Maul]

Don't do that.

[Damaris]

Don't do that.

[Maul]

I was upset. If we gonna tell it. Tell it all. Was I upset or was I like, yo, that's crazy. Like, I dodged a bullet. If she would do that. Which one was it? Okay, I wasn't upset. I was more like, damn. Like, if that's the type of chick she is, I'm glad it wasn't with me. But I wasn't in here like, yo, man, my chest, dog.

[Rory]

Yeah, but how cool you are. That's your version of saying, oh, my. My chest hurts.

[Maul]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Rory]

Was I here for this? Do I know.

[Maul]

It's a whole. It's a. It's a whole different thing. It was a whole different thing.

[Rory]

It was a chick you had a crush on or like a X joint?

[Maul]

No, it was a chick I was with.

[Rory]

Oh, okay.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

No, he was sick. It's cool.

[Maul]

I wasn't sick. I was. I was surprised at the move, but I wasn't sick, though.

[Rory]

Did the timelines match up? Did you have, like, a thought, like, maybe.

[Maul]

Maybe what?

[Rory]

It could have been yours?

[Maul]

Nah, hell no. No, Definitely wasn't mine.

[Rory]

No, did you, like, wish her congrats?

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

In song form?

[Maul]

No, not a song form. No, Text form. That's my song for text. Y'all text.

[Rory]

You see, I don't even do that type of. As much as I like ex chicks that I'm still even cool with, I feel like that's a weird territory.

[Maul]

Just say congrats.

[Rory]

Yeah, man. Because that they. It's a family now. Like, leave that alone.

[Maul]

I'm not.

[Rory]

Even if it's innocent, you know, I.

[Maul]

Didn'T say, what you doing tonight? I said congrats. Rats.

[Rory]

Nah, I. You can up households. People. People are sensitive.

[Maul]

Yeah, but if you could, why your.

[Rory]

Ex dude texting you that?

[Damaris]

See, you got to understand, Mal, Rory's thinking about thinking as somebody who just had the baby, so in his head, he like, yo, if A would have text my congratulations, so I'm sure someone did.

[Rory]

I don't know about it, but that's why I don't go through phones, because. Because once I know about it, everybody's aborted.

[Maul]

Yeah, but. But. But it's not like if it's a situation where. Where I think if it's a toxic situation, like, y'all broke up, and it was like, a crazy breakup, and, like, you know, it was one of those, like, nasty breakups, and then you reach out to my new ba moms to try to congratulate her, they're not going to see. But if, like, there. It was, like, a healthy breakup. It's positive energy between them. There's no beef, there's no issues, there's no disrespect. Yeah. I don't see nothing wrong with that.

[Rory]

And listen, I'm. I'm a petty, unhealed human being, so I'm not here saying that I don't do some of those things with a conniving tone, but when it comes to, like, marriage and babies, I stay away from that. Even with a innocent. Congrats. I keep to myself. I think about it. Yo, congrats.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And that's where it's left.

[Maul]

Okay. Yeah, that's a little. Congratulations. Congratulations on the. You know.

[Rory]

Has a chick ever told you that you were part of the reason for her breakup?

[Maul]

Like, of her current relationship?

[Rory]

Yeah. Like, she got out the relationship and then y'all catching up or whatever, and she's like, yo, just let you know, like, my man went through my phone and saw, like, some of our text messages from back in the day. Like, you was. Oh, yeah, she was never cheating or whatever. Like, she was faithful, but there was still Stuff that, like, you were part of the reason.

[Maul]

Absolutely. Yeah. Girl has told me her boyfriend broke over there because I had put money bags on her pictures.

[Rory]

I didn't even notice that relationship was gonna fall apart.

[Maul]

No, but she touched what I'm saying. Like, so. Yeah, a text. Absolutely. Absolutely. The girls have told me that, like, yo, he went to my phone, saw that we was like, you know, and it wasn't, like, no crazy conversation. It was just the fact that we were still in communication with each other. But it would be, like, real, like, cool. Like, yo, the movie. The movie we saw. Yo, that girl is another movie now. It's like that. Like, it wasn't. No, yo, you still with him. Damn. Like, yo, it's not. Y'all. Y'all happy. I don't be. I'm not one of those type of guys. I don't do like that.

[Damaris]

So tell me. I need y'all opinion on this. Tell me if I'm. Cause I just.

[Maul]

Baby D, just be weak for a minute. You can be weak.

[Damaris]

Listen, listen, listen.

[Maul]

I'm gonna be there to help you get up.

[Damaris]

At one point when I was in a relationship, right there was the. Y'all remember the Gucci and whatchamacallit battle that. The Gucci and Jeezy Jeezy that made us all, like, anxious when we were watching it.

[Rory]

I'd love to see where this is about to go.

[Damaris]

No. So I was watching it with my significant other.

[Rory]

Lemonade broke y'all up.

[Damaris]

An ex of mine. Shut up. An ex of mine called me because he knew. He knew how passionate, you know, I was about that stuff at the time. And at the time, I didn't have a podcast to talk about those things, so people would just call me and ask me my opinion. So he called me during the battle to talk to me about the battle. So I got up.

[Maul]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wa. Slow down, Baby D. Your ex called you to talk to you about the verses?

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Maul]

While the verses was happening?

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Maul]

Were you in a new relationship?

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Maul]

Proceed.

[Damaris]

Okay, so I got up because we were watching the. You know, we were watching it on tv. I got up, got up and walked out of the living room, not to be rude, and talked on the phone in the kitchen.

[Maul]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Baby D, we not doing that. We not doing that. I'mma call you out. Where you wrong at? You got up. All right, hold on. Cause I might be jumping to go. Hold on.

[Rory]

No, I'm on Aaron's side in this one.

[Maul]

Hold on, hold on. Shut up. Hold on. You got up. Was you home with your current boyfriend? Yeah, I'm not. Baby D, stop. Don't play like that. You know that's disrespectful.

[Damaris]

So hear me out, right? Hear me out.

[Maul]

No, I'm about to air you out. I'm not air you out. I'm about to air you out.

[Damaris]

Me and this. Okay, so this was. What year was that battle? 2021 or 2020, I think it was.

[Maul]

I felt like that was the pandemic. 2020. 2020, I think it was.

[Damaris]

2020, right?

[Maul]

2020. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Me and this person have not dated since 2015. Right. But we cool. Like, that's the homie. Like, we're cool. This person. My, My. The person I was dating at the time knew, like, okay, this person is her ex, whatever. That they're cool. Right? He knew this. So when I got up, yes. I left the room and went into the kitchen. You could still hear that I was on the phone. I didn't run. But you're watching something on television. I'm not gonna sit up there and be talking on the phone. He was like, well, why don't you leave the room? The fight was about the fact that.

[Rory]

I left the room.

[Maul]

Pause, pause, pause, pause. It was. And your boyfriend in there watching verses.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Maul]

So now you get up and he's in the living room by himself.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Maul]

You dead wrong, Baby D. Okay, I'mma keep it. I'mma keep it a thou. While I was.

[Damaris]

I'll take that.

[Maul]

You left your boyfriend in the living room to watch Jeezy and Gucci versus Olivia?

[Damaris]

I was on the phone for less than three minutes. It was not a long phone conversation.

[Maul]

It was, so why get up and go another room?

[Damaris]

Because I didn't want to be rude. You're watching something on television. I think that that's rude.

[Rory]

I don't know.

[Maul]

So why not say, yo, let me call you when the battle's over?

[Damaris]

I could have did that, but I just answered. It was just. It wasn't even a thing that I really thought about, because I didn't have anything to hide. I literally just answered. But when I started talking and I seen that he wanted to talk about the battle, I'm like, okay, well, let me get up and leave the room. Cause I don't want to talk on the phone with you while you're in the room. But the person I was in a relationship with got pissed. Like, why are you leaving the room? That's sneaky as fuck. I'm like, if I was trying to be sneaky. The nigga call wouldn't even came through. It would have been hide alerts.

[Rory]

That manipulation.

[Maul]

It's different levels of sneaky.

[Damaris]

I just don't feel like that's sneaky at all. Answering a nigga phone call, having his name pop up, answering the call.

[Maul]

No. You know what it is? It's just leaving. It's just leaving the room. Now I'm in the living room by myself. We was watching this together. Now I'm in the room by myself. So if you in the other room on the phone with your ex, less than three minutes, though, that's all it take.

[Rory]

What does the time have to do?

[Maul]

Yeah, all it takes is three minutes.

[Damaris]

If I would have sat on the phone for 20 minutes. I get that. That's extreme.

[Maul]

If you would have sat on the phone for 20 minutes, I'd be in jail for 20 years. That's what. That's the part you.

[Rory]

Not everybody aborted.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah. Like, if my girl go to the other room for 20 minutes, like, we not. Come on, stop playing with me.

[Rory]

What do you think was more attention when Gucci told Jeezy, come dig your partner up to his face? Or when Damaris started giggling in the kitchen?

[Damaris]

Yep. I was not giggling. I was.

[Rory]

You definitely started.

[Damaris]

I wasn't giggling. We was talking about. I talked to him like, I talked to y'all. Like, that's how we were talking. It wasn't like nothing like that. It was right after all that tension, because he had guessed that that was gonna happen. He called me like, yo, I told you about to get into something.

[Maul]

I still can't believe that battle happened. And, fam, I was alive to tell the tale. I was watching that battle, and I was like. I was like, yo, somebody. We're gonna watch somebody die.

[Damaris]

That's what I thought, too.

[Maul]

Like, that felt like, yo, it's. Something is gonna happen in this room. I. If they search n to get in. I don't care about this little gap they got between these two niggas on this stage. Like, that gap wasn't big enough. They should have had these niggas in two separate parts of Atlanta battling.

[Rory]

No, they should have went back to the Zoom meeting shit that they was doing. Yeah, they go back to Instagram.

[Maul]

Yeah. I still can't believe that that battle went off, but, I mean, I'm glad.

[Rory]

Everything was safe, but.

[Maul]

Yeah, baby, do you.

[Rory]

I cannot believe people even like, well.

[Damaris]

I just wanted y'all opinion, because that was. That was a very big argument in my relationship.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And I think at the time, I mean, obviously, I've grown. That's why I can ask y'all if y'all think that I wrong. But at the time.

[Maul]

At the time, you was wrong. And I bet you was arguing with your boyfriend.

[Damaris]

No, I just. I, I. And when I get irritated, I start, like, telling the truth. So I automatically was like, I'm not about to argue with you about a. You really ain't got to worry about. If you want to argue me, we. We can argue about a you got to worry about. I'm not arguing with you about. No, you ain't got to worry about. That's a waste of me eating your time.

[Maul]

How do Baby D not come in here with like.

[Rory]

Don't. I know you don't relax.

[Damaris]

Please, please, cuz I got daddy.

[Rory]

We've been doing good, man.

[Damaris]

I got a daddy.

[Rory]

Baby D be get ourselves.

[Maul]

She be getting some sick off with these. Man, I wish the girl would tell me. You want me to argue about the you should worry about or the you. Now imagine you sitting down. Ro. Your girl be like, we gonna waste time arguing about the you shouldn't worry about, or we gonna argue about the you should be worried about.

[Rory]

I'm going out to get fresh air. 20 degrees in a T shirt. At that point, I'm walking around the block.

[Maul]

Oh, man. Yeah, you was wrong in that case.

[Damaris]

Okay, well, I would. I would never do that again. But at the. Again, I just. I was learning.

[Rory]

I.

[Damaris]

Because my thing is sometimes, cuz, you will.

[Maul]

If he did that to you. If he got up in the other room to talk to his ex. Girl, I know you want to be strong, but, like, I don't care about that. No.

[Damaris]

Because I don't even know. Because if. No. Cause if I'm sitting here watching something and you gonna answer the phone for somebody, get the fuck out the room.

[Maul]

No, no, no. Not for somebody. Not for somebody. For his ex girlfriend.

[Damaris]

I don't want. And first of all, he could still hear what I was saying. Like, it wasn't like he couldn't hear that I was talking.

[Maul]

But I can't hear what he's saying. I know Morse cold. He could be in there, like, what you wearing? You be like, yo, Jeezy going crazy right now. What you. He's like, baby D, what you got on? Yo, Jeezy? I don't know. I think. Jeez. Three, one. No, no, no, no, no. Let me hear. Put that on speaker. Let me hear what that saying. Don't be yelling. Jeezy up three, one. And this trying to figure out what you got, what you wearing. No, no, we're not doing that.

[Rory]

What you mean, put on?

[Maul]

Yeah, like, what you putting on? Yeah. Nah, you was wrong, baby.

[Damaris]

Sometimes intent is not the. I just think if I'm innocent, like, I don't like arguing when I'm dead.

[Maul]

I feel that when, you know, you ain't doing nothing.

[Damaris]

But I can understand how it can look from another perspective. But at the time, I was younger, and I just. I didn't feel that way.

[Maul]

That's all right.

[Damaris]

But thank you for your opinion.

[Rory]

Yeah, but that's why I'm saying I leave that type of shit alone for situations like that. Back in the day, I didn't. But even an innocent text could ruin a home that I'm not trying to ruin. Yeah, but I mean, just leave this shit alone.

[Maul]

If we. If we was cool and we had real love between us, and now we not together and you have a kid.

[Rory]

Like, my congrats is not gonna do anything for what's going on.

[Maul]

No, it's not about that, but just about, like, yo, that's a friend. Like, yo, congrats on, you know, having a. Having a healthy baby. Like, congrats. That's beautiful. Yeah. It's not wrong. That's very mature.

[Rory]

I don't know if I want to go down this route.

[Maul]

Oh, God. Whenever you say, then, no, then don't. Because whenever you say, I don't know if I want to. Let me just help you. Don't go down. Here we go. Maul and I. Look how fast. I'm in some. Now I'm in it. All right. What happened?

[Rory]

No, you. I feel like I told you this a long time ago.

[Maul]

Okay.

[Rory]

You know, you and I both were a reason for a breakup. Both of us.

[Damaris]

Mad of them. It's called Our Life Live show.

[Maul]

Where. What was this at?

[Rory]

It was a joint I used to actually mess with, but I wasn't. Like, when she got in a relationship, I wasn't. It was cool, whatever. But it wasn't nothing like that. You had thrown some money bags or was, like, in some DMs, and his insecure ass was like, yo, I know you with Rory, but you fuck with Maul, too? Like, we were the direct reason for a breakup.

[Maul]

Really?

[Rory]

He thought that she fucked me and you, and I was like, same time. No, I don't think. I don't think that. And mind you, she is a super good girl, super faithful. I was like, that's how he views you. He thought that she was both of us.

[Maul]

Damn.

[Rory]

Type of nasty pod three way do.

[Maul]

You think this is? Damn. Damn. That's crazy. I'm sorry if I fucked up her relationship. I don't know.

[Rory]

She's in a much healthier and amazing one now. They just have to get here. No, no, we. I think we did God's work.

[Maul]

Yeah, we did. That's what we doing.

[Rory]

She didn't need to be with that guy, okay? Especially if he's going. You fucking both of them just like, what. What goes through your brain?

[Maul]

Yeah, that's crazy. I would never ask. I would. Even if I had, I felt like I had to ask my girl that. That wouldn't be my girl. Like, if I even had to ask, like, you. Both of them. You know how crazy that is to get that?

[Rory]

Imagine going to your girl Gilly and wallow.

[Maul]

Yeah. Like. Like, why are you here then? If you felt like that's even a possibility, like, why are you sitting here right now? That's just.

[Damaris]

I don't know if I had to ask my man. You fuck Mandy and Weezy?

[Rory]

I mean, but that checks out.

[Maul]

Yeah, but that. I mean, that's. That's on brand for them. Like, that's like. Like content.

[Rory]

He. I mean, that's probably the man you need to be with.

[Maul]

Yeah. Because they, like, you know, made sure he was ready for a woman like you. They put him through the decisions, decisions, decisions, decisions.

[Rory]

Damn. Angela Yee and DJ Envy.

[Maul]

That's crazy.

[Damaris]

Okay, hold on.

[Maul]

That's wild. That is wild. And Charlemagne watching, like, I knew he was nasty.

[Damaris]

Yo, I revisited somebody on Tik Tok reposted that Webby video of him pronouncing the names wrong.

[Maul]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

That's one of my favorite videos of all time. You never saw that? Angela McGee, Charlotte McGay. You never saw that video?

[Rory]

No.

[Maul]

You never saw Webby trying to say their names?

[Rory]

No. Yeah, I remember when they did that. Corny. Some of the funny where they're trying to do ads.

[Damaris]

Josh, please.

[Maul]

This is way better than Google.

[Damaris]

Webby fucking Breakfast Club drops you. I cannot believe you've never seen that video. It's the video. That nigga says Sharla McGay. Angela, he could not. He could not pronounce anybody's name.

[Rory]

Yo.

[Maul]

While.

[Rory]

While he looks for. That just reminded me because Breakfast Club, Ray J legends. Have y'all watched any of the Vlad and Ray J clips yet?

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

He up there saying his name is Tron now. Cause we in the digital era. He mad at his team. They keep calling him Ray Ray J is the greatest. I'm sorry. Tron is the greatest of all time.

[Damaris]

Tron?

[Rory]

Is he looking at his own team over the camera like. They keep calling me Ray. I hate this. We in the AI Era. My name is Tron now. I'm not Raymond.

[Damaris]

This the first video. I cannot believe you never saw this roar. You had to.

[Maul]

This is classic.

[Rory]

I think I probably have.

[Maul]

You already know what it is. Thank you, dj.

[Rory]

DJ Envy.

[Maul]

Let me. Let me read that. God damn down, girl. Y'all got some names on that. What up? What up? You already know who it is. It's me. Web of the Tree of Fam. Young Savage, Sweet John Jr. Doing what I do when I do what I do. And I'm doing it with my girl, DJ Envy. Angela. Hello, DJ Envy.

[Rory]

It's like me doing ass and Charlotte McGay.

[Maul]

Charlotte McGay is Crazy Charlie. DJ Envy, Angela Ye, and Charlotte M. The God DJ.

[Rory]

DJ Lee.

[Maul]

Hello, DJ Envy, Angela Lee, and Charlamagne McGain. What up?

[Rory]

What up?

[Maul]

You already know who it is.

[Rory]

That should be playing on the radio. That should have been the real Drop Sweet Jones.

[Maul]

And you rocking with DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlie May.

[Rory]

Charlotte your May turn him into a lizard.

[Maul]

Charlotte you may. Charlotte M. Charla A. Yay.

[Rory]

That's hilarious.

[Damaris]

He said, God damn. Y'all got some names.

[Maul]

Y'all got some names. It's three individuals. Like, three different names.

[Rory]

Envy, Ye and Charlemagne.

[Maul]

Charlamagne. You don't know who you talking to. You ain't even got to read it. You know his name. You done heard it a million times. Charlemagne. What the hell? That is classic.

[Rory]

That's such an old Southern thing to say, too. Y'all got some names on you.

[Maul]

Y'all got some names on you. What your mama name you?

[Rory]

Yo. Oh, it's cool, because Charlotte may be adding K's where ours should be. He'd be saying streets. Oh, he'd be saying weird. The south just needs to get their vocabulary together.

[Damaris]

I finally realized that y'all are right up. Y'all are right about the way that upstate people say ours.

[Rory]

Now say it again. Don't try to make the way that.

[Damaris]

We say our Rs. I. I get it. We sound like. You said. We sound like pirates, and we do.

[Rory]

That's how you say.

[Damaris]

All right. It's. It's cool. It ain't.

[Maul]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Rory]

Can you say you ever cooked half a brick in an air fryer? I just want to. I want to know how you say it.

[Maul]

Can you say it? Can you say that, baby?

[Rory]

Our fryer.

[Maul]

Our fryer.

[Damaris]

But yeah, we do say our R's. Mahar. And we do. We have the elementary. Instead of the elementary thing, we say Terry and then the obvious. The. Instead of, like, words like crayon. We don't say crayon. We say crayon.

[Maul]

Crayon. Like cranberry.

[Damaris]

Yeah, crayon.

[Rory]

I didn't get that.

[Maul]

Me neither. Me ne. Me neither. Siri. Hey, Siri. You're not the only one. Siri's like, I didn't get that.

[Rory]

Like.

[Maul]

I didn't get that either. Siri. I don't know what part of the dictionary.

[Rory]

The fact that that just happened is hilarious.

[Maul]

Siri. I didn't get that either. I'm sorry. Holy. I didn't get that.

[Rory]

Y'all got some Rs on you.

[Maul]

You got some Rs on you, don't you?

[Rory]

Oh, my God. What else do we have on the list? Before we get to voicemails? Is there anything else? We quickly just broke. I'm sorry. But off air, which this footage will be on Patreon Damaris thinks it's fine if Khloe Kardashian uses the hard yard.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. I hate when white men lie on black women during Black History Month.

[Maul]

And we only on brand. And we only got two weeks left.

[Rory]

Right?

[Maul]

Yeah, two weeks. What's today, the 16th?

[Rory]

17Th, 17th, something like that.

[Maul]

No less than two weeks.

[Rory]

Speaking of a timeline, I'll take more. More flowers, dandelions. At this point, that Pusha T snippet, which I think they're mislabeling. I think that's from the Clips album. I said Clips is gonna have the best rap album of the year. Already sounding that way. We've heard two songs plus a snippet, A classic. Should have went.

[Maul]

Should have went triple for two snippets.

[Rory]

Yeah, it should be platinum now.

[Maul]

I do want to hear the album.

[Rory]

I'm excited.

[Maul]

I do want to hear this album. Anytime we can get to hear the clips together, like, we got to listen to it, so.

[Rory]

But why do you think people are labeling this as Pusha T and Pharrell and not the Clips? Like, they put out two records through the fashion show. They said they're putting an album out. I don't think Push would randomly put a Lucy solo in the middle of that.

[Damaris]

I think they're just using the bigger name. That's all of the brothers.

[Maul]

That's all.

[Rory]

I guess that's fair.

[Maul]

That's fucked up.

[Rory]

Yeah. Well, I mean, Malice took time off and shit.

[Maul]

Like, still Push. Did his solo say clips and Pharrell?

[Rory]

Who do you think. Who do you think is a better rapper pushing Malice?

[Maul]

It depends. I think it changes from song to song, but overall, I'm going push her.

[Rory]

Yeah. I used to, like, Lord willing, I used to think Malice. But Push to Me has surpassed that with his solo shit but on It's Almost Dry, the Malice's outro. That was one of the best verses of the year. Malice is still.

[Maul]

No, he's still in shape. He's. He's still in shape for sure. But a pusher is just. He's had more repetition. He's had more consistency.

[Rory]

What did I really miss? All these designer drugs and feelings that don't exist. He went crazy on that.

[Maul]

Yeah. Nah. I mean, they both could rap, but Pusha is the better rapper for me.

[Damaris]

What did you guys think of the snippet?

[Maul]

I liked it. I liked it. I just don't. I'm one of those people. I'm gonna be honest. I don't listen to snippets. I try not to. One thing I don't. I hate. Don't invite me to no studio session. I don't wanna hear this song on loop for three hours while you try to create it. Cause I'm gonna hate it by the time it comes out. Don't send me a song that's not done yet. And don't. I don't wanna listen to a snippet. I've been heartbroken by snippets plenty of times.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I have to.

[Maul]

You know what I'm saying? Snippet is like Instagram selfie with a filter. Sometimes she do look like that, sometimes she don't.

[Rory]

I'm kind of the opposite with the studio on loop. Don't do that, because I'm going to start to like it, and then later on, I'm going to realize it's trash.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Because I heard it so much. I'm not going to hate it. Be like, all right, I'm starting to feel this.

[Maul]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Then two days later, I'll listen to Bounce. Like, this is the worst. We only like this because we had it on loop for three hours.

[Maul]

Yeah. Like, you become accustomed to just hearing it, and by the time you hear the song, it's like one song. I'm not gonna lie. One song that I did here on loop that I still loved was. You don't know when Jay put out. You don't Know.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Maul]

Oh, my God. They played that shit in Baseline So goddamn much.

[Rory]

I mean, I would imagine it's like one of the greatest beats of all time.

[Maul]

But imagine being in baseline, hearing it and then hearing it when it came out. Like when it premiered on Hot 97.

[Rory]

I can tell you what it sounded like in a sixth grade class.

[Maul]

We was going crazy. No, it still hit. That's one of the few songs I'm like, you know, it still sounds good.

[Rory]

We didn't even care about the T.O.

[Maul]

That'S up. Don't say that, man. Yeah, but that's one song that I thought that I was like, by the time this come out, I'm not gonna like it. It still hit the same though.

[Rory]

Yeah. I sent you guys almost close to.

[Maul]

Done record the Masego Jump Sago and.

[Damaris]

I love it a lot.

[Rory]

I mean, you already said Masego and Gibbs.

[Maul]

I mean, you could click. You can cut it out if you want to.

[Rory]

Well, no, now we put the pressure on. Now it has to come out.

[Maul]

That's how it was universal.

[Rory]

You can't block me again. We set it on the pod.

[Maul]

No, it's sounds good though.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, it definitely got to a really cool place. I'm excited about that record.

[Maul]

I heard the changes on it. Yeah.

[Rory]

Damaris was supposed to do my verse challenge for who. Who are you anyway?

[Damaris]

I can't catch the ass drum.

[Rory]

She got too, too intimidated. I overestimated her ability as a rapper.

[Damaris]

This nigga really think I'm like, Benny, I can't fucking.

[Rory]

My apologies for overestimating.

[Damaris]

Falling down the stairs.

[Rory]

Your skills.

[Maul]

Overestimating?

[Rory]

Yeah, like maybe I. Maybe I see more in you than you see in yourself. I was just trying to help you out as a friend.

[Maul]

Change the. Change ourselves.

[Rory]

Yeah, I see it in you. Maybe one day you'll see that light.

[Damaris]

I just, you know, I was really vibing with the. With the Masego and Gibbs, more like. I. I could hear me talking on that. I could hear the pocket.

[Rory]

Cuz that's a cheat code because they already put the pocket. Both them were super in pocket Mao rapping just as good as giving that. Yeah, so now see, that's a cheat code. Now you got the pocket.

[Damaris]

Listen, I'm trying to make it easier for the. For the other beginning rappers that want to come out.

[Maul]

And the beginning rappers. You all one of the beginning rappers.

[Damaris]

I'm a legend in this game. Nigga say Kobe when they shoot at me. Know that? Said Kobe when they shoot. They shot.

[Maul]

Yo baby, they cut the.

[Damaris]

I'm about to get in my bag.

[Maul]

Nah, don't. No, don't get. Don't get in your bag. Just chill. Stay right there. Where you at?

[Rory]

So she went to the kitchen when she answered that call. I'm. I'm not believing you had a call.

[Maul]

And went to the kitchen. Oh, you talking about. I thought you meant, like. Just thought you meant just now I'm about to be like, yo, who's that? You got to go away out there to take a call.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Rory]

Before we get to voicemails, my. My last thing, since we're talking about, you know, some of my amazing music. Are you guys okay if I give the office address to everyone that put. Who are you anyway? Over Cassidy making beats? Because I. I want the fair one outside our office. Everybody in, like, just get in line of the people that do that.

[Damaris]

You got, like, a house. You got two houses.

[Maul]

Like.

[Rory]

Yeah, but let's do. No, let's do it in the streets.

[Damaris]

No, cuz you want our help. We not helping you.

[Rory]

No, you. Y'all can watch from the window.

[Maul]

No, give them the address to, like, your. The studio you record out of, not the pod. Like your music.

[Rory]

No, no, we're gon. Right.

[Damaris]

Separate entities.

[Maul]

Yeah. Don't. Don't.

[Rory]

Don't have nobody putting it on the black magic cameras.

[Maul]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Rory]

It's gonna be a Cassidy beat on your face. I was dying. I was dying laughing.

[Damaris]

It was.

[Rory]

I was funny for everyone that did that. It was hilarious. I kept watching this, like, damn. Just. Does it sound like an ast beat?

[Maul]

I didn't hear it.

[Rory]

Now, remember those. Those clips of Cassidy making beats when he's going nuts? So they put who are you anyway? Over Cassidy doing that. And now. Like, now, now.

[Maul]

Okay, okay, okay. I got you. I got you got.

[Rory]

That's the only way to solve this.

[Maul]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I get it. I get the joke.

[Rory]

I was so mad at how clever it was. I wish I would have done it for my rollout.

[Maul]

Yeah, the Internet was in there getting busy to some bullshit. Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

I think that's what's so, like, funny. Like, not to be emotional, but I think that that's very beautiful that you've built a podcast fan base who do want to support you, and they do. And when it. Your music, even though they're very willing and open to make fun of you or, you know, tell you when some not hitting. Like, a lot of artists come out and they don't have that. Like, I couldn't imagine building a fan base from scratch, like, from nothing.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, that's just damn near impossible. These days. Yeah, that's just. Is super rough.

[Maul]

You've got mail. Hey, I hope this reaches mall and Rory.

[Rory]

I'm the caller that called for the Valentine's Day shit.

[Maul]

And I feel like I got played out of my position. I definitely deserve to date.

[Rory]

Like, I definitely won from the weird ass who's.

[Maul]

Who was on that creepy.

[Rory]

Like all that word play.

[Maul]

Like that trifling.

[Rory]

Like, we don't play that.

[Maul]

But like, I was trying to make jokes.

[Rory]

Like you make the ass you. I was like making you want to laugh, you know. And plus you got to make it jiggle.

[Maul]

Like if I'm about it.

[Rory]

But I ain't been trying to get that far. But I'm not Hawaiian. I'm 25. I with the pie. And I got an old song. So, like, hit me back, you know.

[Maul]

Call, call me, email me, whatever y'all gotta do. And let's.

[Rory]

Let's make this happen, you know?

[Maul]

Miss you, baby D. Love to everybody.

[Rory]

Not just, you know.

[Maul]

I love you, Baby D. Love you, baby.

[Rory]

That might be jello.

[Maul]

He love you, baby D. He love you.

[Damaris]

But why should I love him?

[Rory]

Well, first, the listeners did call you out. Cause you. You did backtrack. It was supposed to be two winners.

[Maul]

Yeah, baby. They trying to get out of that. Cause she want to spin the block. Go ahead and be weak. Do it.

[Damaris]

Damn. Like, that's not like love. Like you supposed to give like love first. Like lead with love before you just be.

[Maul]

No, he live. He led with love. He said he love you.

[Rory]

He said he's trying to see a gentle.

[Damaris]

He's trying to fuck me.

[Maul]

Okay. And then love. You see how that work? Sometimes you gotta. The fastest way to love is through her, you know?

[Rory]

You gonna fuck a nurse?

[Maul]

A what?

[Rory]

Nothing.

[Maul]

What?

[Damaris]

He said you wanted to know if you gonna fuck that nurse that you picked over me.

[Maul]

No, Rory, I'm not. I don't even know.

[Damaris]

It ain't funny. It ain't funny when you gotta fuck somebody, right? When Damaris gotta get her up, everybody fucking giggling.

[Maul]

No, no, no. But the nurse didn't say she's funny then. But the nurse. The nurse didn't say she wanted me. She didn't say she wanted me to make her ass jiggle. He wanted to make your ass jiggle. He letting you know what it is. Y'all gonna go out, have a good time. But at the end of the night, he wanted. You know what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

If I have to pick somebody, then I'm picking the guy that wrote me a nice Poem called bbd.

[Maul]

That man is a silly serial killer.

[Rory]

It's true.

[Maul]

That's the same way Ted Bundy got all of those women. He wrote a nice poem, put on some good cologne, went to the bar, and then they head us in the. In a deep freezer. Yeah, you see what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

You know, God.

[Maul]

Yeah, God forbid. But that's. That's where you headed with, homie. Have you seen that gentleman? Nice poem, man.

[Rory]

Have you seen it all Jeffrey Dahmer had to do said, yo, I'm gay.

[Maul]

Have you seen him?

[Rory]

Everyone's organs just being fried up.

[Damaris]

Him saying he not a Y N and then saying he 25 bad baby.

[Rory]

He old soul.

[Damaris]

TT baby.

[Maul]

Yeah, he not a Y N though. 25 is. Yes. Yeah, okay.

[Rory]

He's an old soul. He listens to cold.

[Maul]

They gave us the chart. Was 25 years old on first album.

[Rory]

He's an old soul to a 25 year old. That's an old soul. Y. I listen. I listen to so far gone.

[Maul]

25. Being an old soul is hilarious. My old soul 25. I might have said that when I was 25. That's why that's funny.

[Damaris]

Somebody tweeted, you can't call anybody over 30. Fine. You got called him a bad man. A ma jama.

[Maul]

All right, see, see, 30 is not that old. See, see, it just gets disrespectful, man.

[Damaris]

They violate.

[Maul]

It just gets disrespectful. The older you get, it get more disrespectful up here, man.

[Damaris]

I'm rocking with you.

[Maul]

I'm rolling with this. Get disrespectful.

[Damaris]

That is wild.

[Rory]

Josh, did you reach out to the nurse? Like we do need to set up this, this whole date.

[Maul]

Okay, she living in New York or she lives in Toronto? She lives in Toronto. Okay. I thought she lived in New York but was from Toronto.

[Rory]

Why she so thirsty? For the Americans, that is.

[Damaris]

Here we go. Here we go. That's who Drake was talking about.

[Maul]

Yeah, that's funny. It's a real thing, though. Like, as an American that spent a lot of years in Canada, yo, them be mad when we pull up because they know the girl. But it's the same thing for any. No matter where you from, if somebody with an accent from another country or whatever come to the city, girls are just going to be. Even if it's not a. They're just going to give that person attention because, you know, it's. It's a different accent, it's different way.

[Damaris]

Of talking with dudes from like Anywhere.

[Maul]

You can be from Atlanta.

[Damaris]

Southern people love up and same. A Southern will fall madly in love with me because I'm different from the women.

[Maul]

And you two, you talk about how you love New Orleans accents every day. Baby D, you can't wait for a New Orleans with two felonies and three girls.

[Damaris]

Oh, we gotta have two felonies.

[Rory]

That's your type of boxing.

[Damaris]

Me? That's not my type.

[Maul]

You said that's your type.

[Damaris]

I did not say that.

[Maul]

That's on air. That's on tape.

[Damaris]

Y'all have always ran with that narrative, and that's not true. I do not like men with felonies.

[Maul]

Baby D, how many Home Wave accounts you got on your. You got the Home Wave app on your phone?

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

And you definitely got Cor links.

[Damaris]

I have jpay, but that's because I got.

[Maul]

There you go.

[Damaris]

Same Home Wave JP No, I got homies from my hometown. I got cousins, and that's locked up. I'm not writing. You think I'm putting money on a phone to talk to a.

[Maul]

All right, so.

[Damaris]

Have you ever seen me pay for anything?

[Maul]

All right, so. So we gonna keep it. We gonna.

[Rory]

Your man sneak the phone in. You don't.

[Maul]

So we're gonna keep it all the way. 100. How many. How many new pictures you sent through JP?

[Damaris]

Never in my life. Don't violate me, Ma. Don't violate.

[Maul]

I'm not jacking.

[Damaris]

Don't violate me. I'm not listening to the Baby D. That not funny. I don't play that shit.

[Maul]

You never. You never. You never.

[Damaris]

My life, bro. I don't play that at all.

[Maul]

You never sent a new picture to.

[Damaris]

Somebody in my life. My ex boyfriend went to jail, and he didn't hear from me until he got out years later.

[Maul]

How long he was locked up?

[Damaris]

Like three years.

[Maul]

You ain't send him no news?

[Damaris]

I. I didn't send the. A lie letter.

[Rory]

What?

[Damaris]

I'm not.

[Maul]

You didn't send him a letter?

[Damaris]

I'm not that girl, bro. I'm not that girl.

[Maul]

Wait, when he got locked up, was y'all together?

[Damaris]

No, we were dating, but I'm not that girl. That's.

[Maul]

Y'all was dating when he got locked up, and you just sent him a letter?

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

You know what Styles, he say sometimes it's hard to say, keep your head up through mail.

[Damaris]

I don't play that. That ain't me. That's not me.

[Maul]

Nah, baby, that's.

[Damaris]

And I tell. I tell from the jump. That's why I don't date street no more. I'm not. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. No.

[Maul]

A letter.

[Rory]

I'm so happy you didn't come to New Orleans because I know all of Jay's nephews that we were with that are four time felons at this point that was running around with us. Damaris would have just moved down there and stayed.

[Damaris]

Yo, I don't date. You know what? It. I give up. I give up. I give up. I'm not it.

[Rory]

J. Jay's nephew is so crazy. They took me to Magnolia. This not there no more. They like. We just. We just stand here now.

[Maul]

Builder's not even done.

[Rory]

It's gone.

[Maul]

Project's not even just stayed here.

[Rory]

It's like a whole new condo. And they was like, n. This still our block.

[Damaris]

That's insane.

[Maul]

All right, man, let's get out of here.

[Rory]

I was. I was on Canal Street. Like, you could walk around with that, like.

[Maul]

Nah, that's crazy. Well, we good. You.

[Rory]

You definitely have to take that nurse out, cuz she's a nurse. In a place that has free health care. That's a saint.

[Maul]

I mean, you know, we. We could go get lunch or something. It don't got to be nothing too sexy, too intimate. Just a nice little icebreaker. Get to know you, get to say hello.

[Rory]

Josh, reach out. Fuck the Ram account. My own dollar. I will fly her out here for that date.

[Maul]

Damn. Why you.

[Rory]

Cuz, I think that's.

[Maul]

I don't know who it says.

[Damaris]

Well, we did promise people a. You know, so we a fly out.

[Maul]

We promised a fly out.

[Damaris]

I ain't promised to fly out.

[Maul]

We ain't. I don't know if we promised a fly out.

[Rory]

Promised to date. All right, so we flying this round.

[Maul]

All right, how about we do this? Can we. Can we have a peace. Can we have a Zoom in? Next episode?

[Rory]

No. I'm putting a GoPro in my car, and I'm driving y'all around New York City taking Amy roof.

[Maul]

That's cool.

[Rory]

Shout out, St. Nick projects.

[Maul]

Okay, that's cool, but peace. Can we have her? Can we have her zoom in to let her know that, you know, we'll be going out to lunch or dinner soon?

[Damaris]

Yeah, let's have a little ice breaky.

[Maul]

Yeah, let's have a Zoom In. I would like to see her, you.

[Rory]

Know, and you used to be a nurse, too, so, like.

[Maul]

I was not a nurse. I worked in the hospital, motherfucker.

[Rory]

You still got your scrubs.

[Maul]

I wasn't a fucking motherfucker. I wasn't. And no nurse. You.

[Rory]

Mall's Anatomy is hilarious.

[Damaris]

Mall's Anatomy episode title.

[Maul]

I loved working in the hospital. That was fun, man. That was a lot of fun.

[Rory]

Because you was drugging old people.

[Maul]

Nah, man, I wasn't doing that. You just experiment. Don't do that. We not even putting that narrative out there. We not putting that narrative out there. No. Was not drug.

[Rory]

Let me see if I mix these two.

[Maul]

Was not a charger. No drugs. No, it was not. All right, well, we get out of here. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe, be blessed. Do remember, I'm that. He's just Ginger. Peace.

[Damaris]

No worry.

[Maul]

And now.