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Maul
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Rory
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Damaris
Hands on your knees.
Rory
And we are back. Top of the week.
Maul
Top of the top.
Rory
Happy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, whenever you are listening to this.
Maul
Yeah, it might not be the top of the week when you're listening to this, but it is the top of the week when we're. We are recording this. So how you feeling, man? How was your weekend?
Rory
It was cool. It was. It was low. You know, I didn't do much.
Maul
Dad. Dad. Weekend.
Rory
Yeah, for half of it.
Maul
Weekend at Dad's.
Rory
You know, Damaris knows what I did, but we can't.
Damaris
We'll talk about it on Patreon maybe.
Maul
Oh, okay.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maul
You told me last week what it was.
Rory
No, no, no, man. It's nothing. It's nothing, man.
Maul
This is nothing. It's nothing. Nothing to a Pimp.
Rory
All I'm saying is it's not just you.
Maul
Yeah, no, no, listen, listen, man. I just, you know, I knew you came in. I came in. I said something is different. I didn't know if you got a hairc.
Rory
It. My 911.
Maul
I don't know if it was a 911 memorial shirt. I didn't know what it was. No, we can never forget.
Rory
Oh, and there's something.
Maul
And I'm sure you will never forget. Yeah, man, I know it was something different about you. I. I just.
Rory
You. No, I'm a change, man.
Maul
Yeah. N. Listen, I'm looking at you. When I walked in, I was like, yo, something is different about you. Got a little. Little sparkle in your eye today, man.
Damaris
Little bouncing his walk.
Rory
I was sending Damaris love below. Cl.
Maul
Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, when you start. Oh, okay. Oh, you just said a lot to me without saying anything.
Rory
Listen, man.
Maul
Okay, I can read through that. Ah, so it was a great weekend for you. Yeah, great weekend.
Rory
But, I mean, you know, weather was cool. It was actually nice.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I didn't realize, like, how much seasonal depression really can change you. The moment it hit, like, 40 degrees, I was a whole different.
Maul
Well, you're not seasonally depressed.
Rory
No, I'm just always depressed. It does help, like, in the depressed meter when it's a little nicer out.
Maul
Yeah, it's a little more, you know, sunny, shining. I get it.
Rory
Yeah. But outside of the weekend, today did finally confirm what I've always known. Y'all are some haters.
Maul
You curse. Swear jar. Swear jar. Peach, put the swear jar on the screen.
Rory
How much do I owe at this point?
Maul
You're about 70 right now. You bought 70.
Rory
Hit loyal.
Maul
Yeah. You bought 70 there right now. Yeah.
Rory
That's gonna be a new move to anyone. Hit loyal. Loyal on the side. Don't reply.
Maul
Yeah. Don't ignore him. Yeah.
Rory
So, yeah, we posted a little Patreon clip this morning, and it confirmed what I. I've. I'd already known you guys are some haters. I even left that Patreon episode, like, feeling a little self conscious and, you know, just not as confident as I usually am about my pen. And I thought maybe. Maybe I was starting to lose it. Like, maybe I was getting to that latter part of my career.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
You know, some Aaron Rodgers jets years where, you know, you run out with the American flag and then tear an acl.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Five minutes later, that's how y'all had me feeling. But I was like, nah, these bar are crazy.
Maul
So our Patreon episode, Rory and Damaris had a rap battle in the likeness of what Pusha T would say in regards to. The gentleman who was ratted on at C was. Yeah, cca. He was in Columbia.
Rory
Whatever. Columbia.
Maul
Yeah, whatever. Whatever Columbia TSA is.
Rory
Which. That's how ignorant I am. You guys told me last year that TSA isn't everywhere.
Maul
It isn't.
Rory
Yeah. Like, when we were in London, I was like, I'll meet you at tsa. He's like, there's no tsa.
Maul
Well, it's a different. It's not called tsa. It's something different.
Rory
But you have security. I thought everything was every.
Maul
Every airport has aviation security.
Rory
Everyone should speak English. Yeah, everyone. Everyone.
Maul
Absolutely everyone. So, yeah, we. We had a battle. Well, Damaris and. And Rory had a battle in the likeness of what Pusha T would say or what bars Pusha T would write in regards to the gentleman being found with some birds under his toupee.
Rory
Yes.
Maul
A couple of eight balls they found under his toupee. So we had the battle. The battle is available now@patreon.com. so we posted the clip.
Rory
Yeah. And I was, like, really feeling weird leaving because I. I thought I smoked that, like, within 10 minutes of writing that. I was even, like, proud of myself, of the quadruple entendres that I had.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
And then the. You know, the energy I got back from you guys made me feel like fucking B Rabbit and Papa Doc in the first fucking scene.
Maul
Well, no, I wasn't trying to. I didn't say you didn't have bars.
Rory
And then this is why. This is why. You can't let other people dictate what your self worth is.
Maul
Don't let us dim your light, Rory.
Rory
Listen, you'll never, ever shine in the shade. Yeah, okay.
Maul
That's a fact.
Rory
And that's what you guys were doing. These lights weren't even on.
Maul
Right.
Rory
It was just me.
Maul
We turned them off.
Rory
When you started rapping.
Maul
When you started rapping.
Rory
Lit the room up. And the comments said what? I actually felt in my heart. That I smoked her fucking boots.
Damaris
Well, let's be clear. You posted the clip from your page. The majority of the people are commenting are people who are following you. Not even New Rory and mall talk, then.
Rory
I believe a collab post requires two people. So your fan base was there as well.
Damaris
Nah, my fan base ain't the one commenting, though. Everybody I see commenting is like, your people.
Rory
When do you see the listeners say nice things about me? My own fan base? When do they say nice things about me.
Damaris
They say nice things about you all the time. Me and Maul, the ones that get killed. They're racist.
Rory
What? Well, they were suggesting that they're racist. There. There was some possible reverse racism going on because not only did I.
Maul
We finally got our lick back after 400 years of.
Rory
It's not. It's not even you. I showed up for the assignment. I embodied Push's energy, his bars, his cadence flow. What he would have actually said in that damaris, which she knows I respect her pun. I wouldn't even get in the ring with somebody I didn't respect. I'm not even one of those type of fighters. It's got to be somebody that's.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
That'S rank.
Maul
I see it in your face.
Rory
No, you know what type of competitor I am.
Maul
I get it.
Rory
She just wrote a bunch of amazing bars. Not really. Push would say it wasn't even in a Push cadence. It was just good bars.
Maul
Okay.
Rory
I showed up to this. The assignment was Pusha T. He was.
Maul
Push R. You was pushing R. I get it.
Damaris
And I was pushing P. You see the difference between us?
Maul
You see the difference still on you.
Rory
Okay, so when we do.
Maul
She's still on.
Rory
When we do the Gun of battle, you can do that. But this was the.
Maul
Yeah, what is that? Battle?
Rory
Whenever you want to do the gunner one, I'm cool. This is a gang. Your Honor. We can do that.
Maul
So you showed up as Pusha T. Yes.
Damaris
Just because he did that? That. That.
Maul
Oh, no.
Damaris
Swear jar. Just because he did that. Ad lib, everybody's calling you Pusha.
Rory
But also. All right, you guys, first of all, didn't really, like, look into my bars. It was so genius. It sounded so simple. Until you actually look at it and break it down. That's the genius. Sometimes simplicity is really what the genius is when it comes to a writer making things very easy. You were on some lyrical miracle. They said if Common ever tried to sell drugs for a day, it'd be demerit. Anybody wanna hear that shit?
Maul
He's a conscious drug dealer. Yeah.
Rory
Pusha is a very intricate rapper, but I think his genius is making things sound simple. I embodied that.
Maul
She just.
Rory
I mean, she showed up as Lupe, and we love Lupe.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
But this is. It wasn't the Lupe case.
Damaris
My bad. I couldn't. My bad. I'm so talented, and I couldn't simplify it for a simpleton. That's my bad, yo.
Rory
That's what.
Maul
You're still on.
Damaris
You like.
Rory
This is What I learned in therapy.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
You shouldn't take things personal when other people are projecting their feelings of other people onto you. You're mad at that girl. You're not mad at me.
Damaris
Child, please.
Maul
Yo, I saw that's making this round. I don't take it personal.
Rory
I don't take it personal.
Maul
That clip is making this round.
Rory
I know who you're mad at, and it's not me. But as your friend, take it out on me.
Maul
It's okay, Baby D. That clip is making his rails. Like, three people sent that to my phone.
Rory
She got me into some mess.
Damaris
I ain't get you into no mess. Nobody told your ass to go retweet and shit.
Rory
Cause you're my friend no matter what. I back you. I don't like when people play with you like that shit bothers me. So when I saw you cook her, maybe I didn't think it through. I was at the indoor playground with Amara. I didn't really sit and, like, think how this.
Maul
Oh, you reposted the clap back from Damaris?
Rory
Yes, and I retweeted it.
Maul
Oh, so they on you now too?
Rory
And then I said, you can't even spell Prague, which is a reference to Nicki Minaj, which, you know.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I didn't realize I'd have 150 comments saying Rory's calling black women.
Maul
Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, that's how they spin that.
Rory
And here's the thing. I'm not gonna act like I was surprised. Once I got in the car and, like, looked at the replies, I was like, yeah, it checks out. I should. I should have thought that through.
Damaris
Yeah, that's why 100.
Rory
If I thought two more seconds, I.
Damaris
Would have said, nah, because I deleted it. Because I was. I realized I was like, oh, my God, who has the power in this situation? The important person. I was like, why am I.
Rory
Why am I she on her head?
Damaris
Not a decision to.
Rory
Well, let's. Let's give some backstory, because I was even catching up over the weekend, there was a girl on TikTok that took what clips of you calling Drake a culture?
Damaris
One of our clips. One of our clips of our argument that we had during the beef. Pre not like us.
Rory
Right?
Damaris
I think it was after Meet the Grams. One of the. We clipped it specifically.
Rory
Well, no, it was after everything because.
Damaris
It was pre not like us. We didn't pod.
Rory
We didn't pod that whole week.
Damaris
Yes, we. We didn't.
Maul
No, we was off.
Rory
I was a mess.
Damaris
I guess it was. I guess not like us had came out.
Rory
I didn't think that. That all happened in like four days.
Damaris
Damn, bro. That shit is three days.
Maul
The grams and not like us came out like, what?
Rory
I didn't. I didn't even sleep between the time of meet the grams and not like us.
Damaris
You're. You're right.
Rory
Yeah, positive.
Damaris
Damn, that's crazy. But yeah, so we were talking about the beef or whatever, and it was a clip from that, but it didn't have the whole context of the conversation. But that clip goes viral all the time. It's been going viral. Yeah, but you know, I had talked about. We talked about it on Patreon. The episode that came out today of me making a dance video to Nokia and this girl decided, baby girl.
Rory
You think Mall Center.
Maul
I sent. I don't even know that. How could I send her to. I don't even know who that is.
Rory
Nah, he was producing.
Maul
I was chilling, man. Damaris told me she made that video. I said, all right, somebody go find it.
Rory
But what's wrong with that? We were having a conversation of how people.
Maul
That's how the fan bases work.
Rory
Drake. Well, before this battle, two people called him a culture vulture. Even though I don't feel that way. That's a consensus on the Internet. Why can't Damaris say that and then also, like a Drake song?
Maul
But I also didn't say that because y'all.
Rory
I know you didn't.
Damaris
I also didn't say that.
Maul
Yeah, but they don't care.
Rory
What does that matter?
Damaris
Yeah, they don't give a listen. That's why I said I don't. I don't care. Like, I didn't care about that. The only reason why I responded is because when I tell you I literally had no time, like, I was just chilling, like, and I started getting like, hate mail on my Tik Tok, which never happens. I get a lot of hate mail. Tik Tok, Instagram. I'm used to that with this podcast. That's whatever. But on my Tik Tok, I never get hate mail. So I'm like, why am I getting so many comments, comments, comments. And then I happen to go on Twitter and somebody had posted that video. Cuz she didn't tag me in the video, so I didn't get a notification.
Rory
On my TikTok, she claims it's cuz she's blocked.
Damaris
She wasn't blocked when she originally made that video. I don't know who the fuck that girl is. Nobody does, honestly. But now they do. So you're welcome for the platform, babe. But now I am back on stage where I belong, and you can be in the stands where you belong, Baby D. That's.
Maul
Where you taking that?
Damaris
When they talk about that, nobody listen.
Maul
I go viral talking about me. What the.
Damaris
Is this investigation invested in me?
Rory
In my life, Baby D. Facts over foundation.
Damaris
I'm just saying.
Maul
What. What's facts over foundation?
Rory
It's a call back. You're not even invested in this beef like I am. That was a callback.
Damaris
It's not.
Maul
A fact over foundation is hilarious, Baby D. That's where you taking it.
Rory
I'm chilling.
Maul
No, you ain't, baby. You can't say that and say I'm chilling.
Damaris
No, I really.
Maul
That's not chilling. Tell somebody to go back to the. Wherever. You just sent that. Sent up and saying, I'm back on my platform where I belong. Like, come on. All right. She.
Damaris
She said that I was being that y'all, I come in here and for a check, I say what y'all want me to say.
Rory
That's not true.
Maul
I mean, if I. If you said what I wanted you to say, Baby D, we wouldn't even. That video wouldn't even exist.
Rory
Nor. Nor would this podcast.
Maul
Yeah, like, if you said what I wanted you to say. No, everybody just gotta stay over there now, that's all.
Damaris
Nigga, you know I was never on that side. We not. Come on, now.
Maul
We not doing that. It's music.
Rory
Jesus Christ.
Maul
Nah, we not. Told y'all last year. Y'all gotta stay open here. Don't come over here, try to party and dance. Now, your boy killed the party. Let the party die. So now you is dead with the party. Stay over there. Peach. We outside all summer. The Nokia. All of that is ringing off.
Rory
Nah, man.
Maul
Nah, nah. Stay over there.
Damaris
Did you stand up for me?
Maul
I laughed. No, it was jokes. It was just laughs. It wasn't nothing serious. Like. It's just laughs. That's all. It's nothing. It's nothing. Trust me. It's nothing serious. It's all laughs. It's all jokes.
Damaris
You see how I see it?
Rory
But you want me to sell myself.
Damaris
Get you out of jail. Nah, stay on that side.
Rory
Stay over there.
Maul
What? Jail? Jail. And this is, too. You want me to be in prison?
Damaris
That's leaning up for me when N is killing me.
Maul
No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Nobody was killing you. It was all jokes. It was just laughs.
Damaris
But want me to sell my pussy to get you out of jail? I mean, stay on that side.
Maul
Let Me free. Me till it's backwards. Like three. Me till it's backwards.
Rory
I'm the J.D. vance of this. I'm riding with my man. I'm with y'all.
Maul
Well, who.
Rory
Yo, as far as anything.
Maul
Are you having a stroke?
Damaris
No. Rory said he would sell his dick for you and that he gonna hold me down.
Rory
Any scenario, I'm here.
Maul
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I believe that. I believe Rory would get butt naked to get me out of jail.
Damaris
Yeah. Spread it.
Maul
He'll show the red rocket. Yeah, he'll definitely show the red rocket. For sure.
Damaris
Yes. You like you'd spread it.
Rory
Is anyone.
Maul
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Rory
If they entering.
Maul
No, no, no. Let me. Let me help you. I'm gonna help you out. If they said either lock me up or you had to take pictures with your butt spread. Let me stay in the jail, dog. How we gonna have some dignity? We go. When I come home, we gonna have all our dignity, dog. Don't do that.
Rory
We know the only thing that would be tough is I wouldn't know, like, how to take that photo. Would you have to do, like, a timer.
Maul
You gotta do a timer. You gotta run across the room so you can get the whole bitch.
Rory
And you will be fucked up because I'm clumsy. And, like, I'd frame it wrong, so I'd have to do it a few times.
Maul
You gotta do that at least four times.
Rory
I would do it to get you out of jail.
Maul
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna have some dignity, bro. Just keep my books fed. That's all.
Damaris
House function.
Maul
You ain't gotta do that. Yeah, you ain't gotta do that. You ain't gotta do that.
Damaris
Do they have books in Russia?
Maul
Like, books to read?
Damaris
No, not.
Maul
I'm gonna say, what type of animal you think?
Damaris
You said keep your books fed. Like, do they have, like. Can he send you commissary in Russia?
Rory
Probably not in Russia.
Maul
Yeah, I think you could see it, I think anywhere you can send.
Rory
How is there core links for. For Russia? You definitely can't send prisoners in Russia money. There's no way you can do that. Like, if you can't smoke weed. You think I could send money to a prisoner?
Maul
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that families in Russia can't send their. Their loved ones in prison. Nothing. I don't know.
Damaris
I don't know if he could send it from America.
Rory
No, I meant, like, me.
Maul
Oh, no. I don't know that. I don't know.
Rory
Like, after I decide to keep my butt cheeks closed.
Maul
No.
Rory
Yeah, I don't know if I'd be able to.
Maul
Yeah, I doubt that. I doubt that.
Damaris
But what did Pusha say when Pusha reposted us? Who?
Rory
He said won, so hopefully we'll get a verdict in real time. I was talking with him. I'm now waiting on a reply. I said, you're the deciding factor. Who won? Me or Demerit?
Maul
Oh, yeah. That means Damaris. When he ain't answered yet. I mean, he don't want to hurt your.
Rory
He didn't read it?
Maul
No, he read it. He just unread it after he. I love doing that my DMs. Read something and then put it back on unread.
Rory
You could do that.
Maul
What? Oh, my God.
Rory
Even though you could do that when.
Maul
There'S somebody you don't want to notice, you saw their message? Yeah.
Damaris
You know, you can just turn your. My red receipts are off.
Rory
Oh, you can do that on ig.
Maul
Yeah. Word.
Damaris
Hell yeah.
Maul
Oh, man, that's changing the game. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Damaris
Yeah, I turn.
Maul
Thank you for that, baby. Do you had no idea.
Damaris
Well, listen, make sure you sign up for our patreon. We'll be doing another one, probably a fab related one. And Maul will be joining in this time.
Maul
Yeah, I might have Fab Ghost. Right. My balls, though.
Damaris
See, that's cheating.
Maul
No, I'm just joking, baby.
Damaris
No, you ain't you.
Maul
Let's see. All right. See, I learn more and more the type of guy Baby D thinks I am every day.
Rory
Personally, I think I'm probably going to get some form of an email for pub on this next clips album because I think Push is going to use my bars. And then finally your man could be like, yo, you got a Ghost Rider too. So, I mean, I've got you.
Damaris
Like I said, you like stirring the pot, don't you?
Rory
I'm. I ride for y'all.
Damaris
I don't season it but a stir it, huh?
Maul
Yeah, he likes stirring the pot and didn't want to go and didn't want to be in wireless in London with me talking about, yo, let's go to the show.
Rory
Oh, wait, but I'm saying I was going for Summer. I'm going with justice and lvr. If y'all happen to be there. That's cool, man. But I'm gonna be with Summer.
Damaris
I rock my hips. I don't know. I'm gonna rock.
Rory
I just think it's like okay to just like both people.
Maul
Yeah, man, but you know, we gotta have fun, man. Everybody Gotta stay over there, man. This is. This is the redemption season right here.
Rory
I seen. I seen your man Gordo, who I think is an incredible producer, put up that tweet. We're not accepting apologies.
Maul
None.
Rory
Who's. Who's going to go to the auto apologize?
Maul
You.
Rory
I like the tweet, and I think Gordo's dope, and I love that he also rides with his man. But, like, who once more is revealed, is anyone going to go up to them and be like, yo, just. Yo, it was. It was our bad.
Maul
Listen, man, just stay over there. That's all.
Rory
They don't accept me over there. I'm not like them. I'm in the worst possible space over there. Hated by both sides.
Maul
It's all good, though. We're gonna have fun this year.
Rory
Yeah, it'll just. Just me and Elliot Wilson.
Maul
Yeah. Oh, my God, Elliot. What's up with Elliot Wilson, man?
Rory
What do you mean? He doing this. His show with DJ Head and Jeremy dissecting.
Maul
Can't wait to see that.
Rory
Misogyny was just to enter music.
Maul
That was. That wasn't crazy to you?
Rory
I tweeted about it, and this is how to all the Drake stands. And I'm not saying the Kendrick stands aren't this way either. I tweeted, yo, I'm still laughing at the fact that Jeremy just discovered that there's misogyny in music, because I thought that clip was, like, I watched it a few times and laughed and don't respect Jeremy. I think he's great for what he does on the show, but that him having, like, a conniption, that revelation, like, there's misogyny in hip hop was the funniest thing. Like, Drake legitimately started a whole new genre. There has never been any disrespect towards women before that PND and Drake album. Now, when I posted that, everyone in the comments was all Drake stands. Like, I knew your bozo ass would agree with him. I'm like, yo, are y'all this retarded?
Maul
Yes.
Rory
I'm disagreeing with him. I thought it was the weirdest take of all time.
Maul
Speaking of weirdest takes, I thought it was weird when I found out that DJ Head's last name is Drake. That y'all didn't. That's not. That's not, like, just the most craziest thing to y'all. Like, his last name is Drake. This writes itself.
Damaris
It's assimilation. I think I running out of character.
Maul
Oh, y'all. That I don't know. I laughed about 20 minutes I think peach told me that.
Rory
Oh, me, I just made the connection.
Damaris
Mother I. Mother.
Maul
I. DJ Head's last name is Drake.
Rory
Yo. The fact that he has gotten this whole year off the way he has and no one told me that it's.
Maul
The funniest night that's not crazy to nobody else but me.
Rory
It's hilarious.
Maul
That is the wildest. Anyway, man, shout out to everybody doing their thing in this space.
Rory
And shout out to Jeremy.
Maul
DJ Head.
Rory
Elliot.
Maul
It's.
Rory
It's all jokes and fun. I just find it very ironic. He got to change his last name, right?
Maul
Oh, he has to at this point. Yeah.
Rory
He's got. He's got to take. He's got to take his wife's name.
Maul
He has to. There's no way he ended up on that stage. DJing. If. If Kendrick knew that.
Rory
Oh, man.
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Rory
Wow.
Maul
I mean, I always thought I needed a designer to come to my home.
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Notwithblinds.com, we're on your schedule. And there's no haggling, pressure or hidden fees either. Hmm. I just might have to do more. Whatever you need. How about you tell me what you had in mind?
Damaris
Okay, then.
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Maul
Speaking of lineage, Javante Davis and Lamont Roach fought this weekend at the bar.
Rory
What's linear about that?
Maul
At the Barclays Center. And I'm not gonna lie, going into this fight, I kind of thought, why is Tank fighting Lamont Roach?
Rory
I thought the same thing.
Maul
Now, I have a lot of friends and family in the fight game that are very close to boxing, the sport on both sides of it, the business, and just the actual competitive sport of it. And they told me, like, no, no, no. Lamont is. He's a formidable opponent. Him and Javante know each other. They've known each other for years. I think they grew up in close proximity to each other. They've trained together growing up. I think they've even sparred a few times. So they was telling me, like, no, Lamont knows Tank. He knows his tendencies. He knows exactly how strong he is. He's felt his power before. So this is going to be a very interesting fight. So I said, okay, my bad. You know, once I heard that, I said, okay, let's see what happens. Let's see what Lamont Roach does. And so we get the fight Saturday. And I'm not going to lie, man, I sat there and watched that fight. And that was the first time I watched a Tank fight where I say 80% through the fight, through round eight, nine. I felt like, Tank is in trouble. He might lose this fight. Now, I know when you're the champion, you know, as we know, boxing is a very, very odd sport. Lot of politics, a lot of politics, a lot of, you know, behind the scenes things going on with that sport. But I felt like that first time, that's the first time I saw a Tank fight where I felt like he may lose this fight. But I knew how hard it is for them to just give the belt, you know, take the belt from the champion. Like you have to definitively either put him down, hurt him bad. And it wasn't that I don't think Tank was ever really hurt bad. I just think that he never really hurt Lamont Roach as well. And that was, like, kind of odd to see a Tank fight where the other fighter didn't seem hurt much. And then it was the odd taking of the knee where Tank took a knee. Now, when I saw that, I definitely thought that it was gonna be an eight count. Naturally, the ref has to count if a Fighter goes down. But then Javante ran to the corner. And I thought at first it was his mouthpiece. I thought maybe he just realized his mouthpiece wasn't in. Cause sometimes that happens in the corner. They forget to put your mouthpiece in, whatever. But then he just wiped his face and got back in the ring and proceeded to fight. So it was just kind of a weird. After that, everything was just weird. But the whole fight just seemed. It didn't seem like the Tank Davis that we're used to seeing. Nothing seemed like. He didn't seem like he was. He had the upper hand the entire fight. Now, Tank did have moments where he displayed, you know, his skill, his speed, his power, but it didn't seem to really hurt Lamont. Like, he never. Lamont never seemed like he was rocked. He was kind of, like, stunned or dazed. So, yeah, it was interesting to see that type of a matchup for Tank because we're used to seeing him dominate over the last however many years, any of his opponents. And then it was gonna be interesting to see. Now, if it goes to the card, if they're gonna rule that a knockdown. I mean, when Tank took the knee.
Rory
99% of the time, it would be considered that. But there was no count from the ref.
Maul
Well, he started to count. The ref started to count. But then when Javante, I guess, saw he was counting, he was saying no. Like, I literally had to wipe my. It was something in my eye, like.
Rory
You know, okay, and this may be some jet fuel. Can't melt steel beam shit. Can. Can grease get through Vaseline?
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I've never put hair grease in my hair.
Maul
Absolutely.
Rory
The amount of. Let's be clear, Vaseline, that is there grease, even with sweat.
Maul
100%. If you have any type of. And Baby D can attest this. If you have any type of hair product in your hair and you start to sweat and it starts to trickle down your face into your eyes, like, it can burn.
Damaris
Yes.
Maul
But the reason why I was interested, because if, you know, if you're a fan of boxing, you've seen fights where they've done illegal shit, like put something on the other opponent's gloves, when they hit the fight, it starts to burn. So I'm like, oh, shit. Is this one of those things where they may have gave Lamont a little. On his glove? And so, you know, so when Tank said his eye was burning, little icy.
Rory
Hot on the glove.
Maul
Yeah. I was like, oh, shit. Like, hopefully, Lamont, they didn't do no bullshit in his corner. But then at the end of the fight, they called it a draw. Which I thought Tank is lucky that they called that a draw because I thought that he. I felt like he lost that fight.
Rory
I mean, Tank claimed that he landed way more punches, which I think it was probably closer than it appeared when you get to the scorecard. But I'm with you. He's lucky that was.
Maul
No, he's.
Rory
He should have lost that. That fight.
Maul
He's lucky they called that draw. But he is the champion, so, you know, in order to beat the champ, you have to really, really physically just, you know, dominate him. And I don't think Tank was dominated. I just think that he didn't dominate his opponent the way we're used to seeing him do. So they called it a draw. And then at the. At the post fight conference, Tank says, you know, I had. I got my hair braided and some of the hair grease from my hair, it got in my eye. Now that I heard that, I was like, damn. Because I automatically knew, like, okay, that's kind of like throwing the smoking gun on the girl's lap that did your hair. She almost caused a world fighter his title. Like, that just puts a lot on her, a lot of attention on her.
Rory
Well, you saw that she snitched, right?
Maul
Oh, no, no, I saw. She definitely responded as she should. Cause listen, she has to protect her business. Cause she could lose a lot of money behind that.
Rory
I was just laughing at her Instagram. Cause she posted the product and said, this is the Grease in question.
Maul
No, but I understand it. As odd as it seems, somebody like Tank Davis in a fight like that, of millions of people watching, and, you know, you say, yo, my, my, the girl that braided my hair, the grease got my eye. Now everybody's gonna start saying, okay, well, who's the. Who's the. Let's see if she's related to Lamont somewhere down the line. You know, that's just how this thing goes. They trying to find an angle.
Rory
I did his hair Wednesday. It's Saturday. He did Press gym weigh in. There's no excuse. How much grease did I use on him? Damn. Like, I feel her. And I'm not saying Tank is lying, but it is kind of wild that in the ninth round, the grease hit you.
Maul
Yeah, but that.
Rory
That's wild.
Maul
The only reason why I believe him is because it wasn't like, Tank was hurt. Like, he didn't get. Now, if he would have had. If he. If Lamont would have landed like a combination. And then he backed up and did that, then it's like, okay, that's.
Rory
But I'm with you.
Maul
He was. He had his bearings. He just backed up and he just took a knee real quick and ran to his corner. So he wasn't dazed. He wasn't, like, out of the fight. He wasn't, like, in another dimension where Lamont hit him and he was. You know, he didn't know where he was at. He got hit, but then he wiped. You see him after he got hit, he actually did wipe his face and then he took a knee. So it's.
Rory
But that does change. I'm not saying Tank was lying, because I'm with you. In those later rounds, it did look a little. Little shaky for Tank. Does that not change the energy? Remember what they did to Venus when she was, like, 17? Old girl from Russia or whatever? Venus was smoking her. She's like, yo, I gotta take a piss. And then went to the bathroom in the middle of the match. And it shifts the energy of everything. You taking a knee when I'm starting to really cook.
Maul
Yeah, but that, to me, it's different, though. It's different with boxing. Like I said, if there was a flurry of punches that Lamont was throwing right before that knee, and it was like, oh, it looked like Tank was in trouble, or he was about to drop and then he took that Knee, I would 100% be like, nah, that's bullish. But he did. If you go back and look at it, he did get caught with a right, I believe. And then he wiped his eyeball off.
Rory
His whole career, train, everything. I don't know, the grease shit just feels like an excuse to me. Well, maybe even if it was, he decided to use too much grease for the ninth round.
Maul
Even if it wasn't grease, he felt like something was in his eye, it was burning his eye. It was affecting his vision, and he had to wipe his face.
Rory
There's fighters that go 12 fucking rounds, and in the second round, get their whole eye shut and keep fighting.
Maul
Yeah, but that's. That's different. Like that. No, you're right. Your vision is impaired, so I get that. But if you feel like, yo, something.
Rory
Is dripping, and those rounds be off instinct, they don't even. They can't even see right.
Maul
But if you feel like something is dripping into your eye and you're wiping your face, I mean, it is odd to take a knee that. We've never seen that before. Take a knee running your corner so they can wipe your face. That was very odd. But I gotta give Tank just a little Bit of bail here and say it's not like when that happened, then he came out the corner and was kind of like avoiding the fight. He came out the corner and got right back to being aggressive and throwing punches. So it's not like he did that. And then he spent the rest of the fight running, staying away from Lamont. He still brought the fight to Lamont and spurts here and there. I just felt like he didn't dominate Lamont Roach the way I thought he did.
Rory
But, I mean, now we have a rematch that's happening.
Maul
Well, no, Tank said he's not rematchable.
Rory
He's going to rematch. I know what he said, but I'm.
Maul
Just saying I think Tank is at that point in his career where he could pick his fights. He could hand pick his opponents.
Rory
Now if you the champ and it ends up being a draw, you have to fight that person again, but you.
Maul
Don'T have to fight them like before you fight somebody else. Maybe next year, somewhere down the line.
Rory
Oh, no, I don't think it'll be this year, but by next year for sure.
Maul
But it was a good overall, it was a decent fight. I wasn't mad at it. Again, I think Lamont Roach gained a lot of respect from a lot of people that didn't know his fight game, wasn't familiar with him. I was one of them. I didn't. I knew he, you know, I knew he was a decent fighter, but I didn't realize exactly how good of a fighter he was. I think that he definitely, he definitely upped his purse after this fight. He'll definitely be making a lot more money as a result of this fight. I do think that a rematch with him and Tank is inevitable and does have to happen soon. And it's going to be good. It's going to be fun to watch the rematch because now I think people are, you know, the microscope is on Tank. Like, all right, man, this dude you got, you know, he gave you your only blemish on your record. You got your. That's your only. It's not a loss, but it ain't a win either. So it's gonna be interesting to watch the rematch and see where it goes from there. But either way, I think that Lamont definitely made a. A bigger name for himself Saturday night at the Barclays Center.
Rory
Damaris, can you give me J. Cole? Tank Davis, bar, since they both took a knee.
Maul
No, no, no, we're not doing that, baby. D, see, he be trying to. I be trying to stay away from it here he Go.
Rory
He do.
Damaris
He keep bringing it up.
Maul
Here he go.
Rory
I'm.
Maul
What Tank did and what Cole did is different. Don't do that.
Rory
I'm still listening to Clouds. Are you guys.
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Damaris
Yo. The listeners are tired of talking about this and you keep bringing it up.
Rory
I was just trying to get you engaged.
Damaris
We tell you every. I didn't watch the fight, so I don't have nothing to say about it. But, I mean, I've gotten grease in my eye before.
Maul
Yeah, baby. Do you understand?
Damaris
I also don't think that Tank, and I don't think that he will make an excuse.
Rory
I don't think anyone is calling Tank.
Damaris
But I don't think that he will make it. I don't think he will make an excuse. I think that that's what actually happened.
Maul
But, yeah, I don't think it was an excus. I do think that something, even if it wasn't the hair grease, like Shorty said, it was something that he felt like was getting in his eye and was burning his eye and affecting his vision. So, again, I'm not on the side that Tank needed any excuses. I'm still a. A huge Tank fan. I'm just a Lamont Roach fan now as well.
Rory
Have you ever been in a fight and, you know, things kind of slow down when you're in a fight in your brain? Have you ever wanted to take a knee like, damn, I didn't think this through. I didn't know he had a fight. Yeah, I didn't think he had hands like this.
Maul
Nah, I never took it. You can't take a knee in the streets, of course. Get your motherfucking head kicked off.
Rory
No one's gonna be like, yo, chill, Chill.
Maul
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
Nah, you ain't doing that mid fight of going like, all right, nevermind. I definitely underestimated how good this guy.
Maul
No, no, no. I got one of the very few fights that I've ever been in. This dude hit me so hard, I had to grab him and hug him. Yeah. Like, he. Cause I said, if he hit me one more of those, I'm going to sleep. And that one thing I ain't doing.
Rory
Yo, hugging in a street fight and just hitting him with a sock. Yeah.
Maul
Like, you know, just hugging him and just like. You know what I mean? Just holding on like. Like, you're not about to hit me with another one at all? No, no. Yeah, that's when that was. That. That was the first time, you know, when you get hit and, like, you start seeing black dots.
Rory
Yeah, of course.
Maul
Yeah, that was the first time that happened. And I was like, yo, like, nah, if he hit me with another one of those right now, I'm going to sleep.
Rory
You know I smell when you get punched in that nose, like, yeah, it's not even a smell.
Maul
You smell your memories.
Rory
It smells like memories don't live like that.
Maul
When you smell every memory you ever had, somebody hit you right in the middle of your face. You can smell every memory that is.
Rory
Happened to me twice of being confident going into it. And then the moment I smelt that, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm fucked. And then my brain didn't even focus on the fight. I was like, I'm fucked. I mismanaged this entire situation. I'll just. I'll go down on the next one and hope.
Maul
Hope he gives up.
Rory
Hope he has some. Some grace for me here. And just.
Maul
Yo, when do you know it's over? Like, you can't fight no more. Like, I'm not talking about, like, if somebody eat. You know, as a man, no matter how old you are, if somebody. If another man disrespects you, you got what you gotta do. But I'm. You know when you're younger and you just be waiting for the drama, like, yo, what he said? Like, at what age is it? Like, I'm not even like, you got it, fam.
Damaris
I feel like it comes in.
Maul
Cause I'm there. I'm just letting y'all know I'm there.
Rory
Oh, for sure.
Maul
People start talking crazy. I'm like, yo, all right, man, you got it, dog. Cause like, what we gonna do? Cause once we start fighting, I'm not gonna stop. I'm at the age where I'm not gonna stop. Like, once we start, either police is coming or somebody has to die here tonight. And I don't wanna die here tonight. So what we doing?
Damaris
I feel like it comes in spurts, right? Cause I felt that way as somebody who used to grow up. I used to fight a lot when I was a kid. I feel like it depend mind state now, cuz it be most times it's like, whatever, I'm too tired. I'm getting old. But then sometimes it's like you don't know what I'm going through right now. And you might catch me at the right moment and catch all the rage that I actually have for this. Like, you know what I'm saying? So it's. It. It depends.
Maul
I saw videos.
Rory
That's what sucks. When you have that moment and then you mismanage your opponent. And now you pissed off projecting on that person and you got your ass whooped.
Maul
Yeah, I saw a video last week. I think they was in. I wanna say, Philly, some girls was fighting, and one of the girls ran up and punched the baby in the face. That was in the stroller. Now, when I saw that clip, I was saying, like, fuck, yeah. I don't. Peja, if you could find it like. Or Josh, if you could find it, like, Shadow banned. She ran up, the baby was in the stroller with some women fighting, and the baby was in the stroller, and the girl punched the baby in the face and then ran. And I was like, that's one of the few times where if that lady saw that and she had a gun or something, she shot and killed. I would understand that.
Rory
Yeah, I think the court would understand that. Like, if you punch my child and.
Maul
I shoot a dice, if I'm a father and we're out at Target and my girl and another lady gets into an argument. And of course, I would do everything I can to defuse that, but if they started going to blows and then one of the girls punches my kid in the faces in the stroller, I'm trying to break it up. Yeah, y'all might have to. I would. I would probably seriously hurt.
Rory
I mean, but I. I do feel like the baby needs to take some accountability. Like, if I. If I have a friend that I know is in beef, I'm not gonna stand next to him, because, I mean, when it's on site, it's on site. They gonna hit everybody. So that baby needs to understand, like, who it was with. If your mom got beef, you can't be around your mom like that. Like.
Maul
Yeah. Cause the baby could have just said, nah, I'm.
Rory
Cause when you're dealing with certain people, it's on site. If they standing next to you. You a target, too, too. You should have been standing with him.
Maul
Yeah, I mean, I feel.
Rory
I mean, the baby.
Maul
I don't know if the baby. If we could put the onus on the baby here, but I understand some accountability. Know who you with? Just know who you with. You know, I'm saying they're not gonna not shoot the cob. Cause you in it.
Rory
Exactly.
Maul
I get it. Yeah. They're not gonna not shave the car.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
Yeah. They gonna shoot that up with you.
Rory
Like, I have empathy for the baby, but I mean.
Maul
Yeah, that was. That was one of the craziest fights. Gang.
Rory
Gang in that situation. You there.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
You picked a corner. You picked that bitch to be Your mom, when you was in the womb, you was up. You know what I'm saying? You was up in the universe. You picked that bitch to be your mom. Staying with her.
Rory
Yeah. You swam for that ass whooping.
Maul
You look at Josh. I love Josh. Josh is still looking.
Rory
Josh trying to find the baby punch.
Maul
It's over, Josh. Don't even worry about it.
Rory
Speaking of Philly, over the weekend, I did. I did run into some Philly acquaintances, and they said something interesting to me. They said, yo, I really love the pod that you have with Space Cakes. And I said, who the is Space Cakes? And they said, your co host, Space Cakes. I said, mall? He said, yeah, in Philly, we call them space cakes. I said, beanie Siegel. Stop saying that to me.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Why does Beanie Siegel call you Space Cakes?
Maul
That's funny. So years ago. So years ago, I ate a. This is a funny story. That's crazy. Beans told you that. That's hilarious. So we was in. So Biggs had. Had. I don't know if Biggs had him, but we was in. I was at Big's house. I think I want to say it was New Year's 2001 or 2002, maybe. So he had some. I don't know who it was, but somebody brought some. Somebody brought some wee brownies.
Rory
Okay.
Maul
And, you know, it's. It's. No, actually, it was Thanksgiving. It wasn't news. It was Thanksgiving.
Rory
Someone brought that to Thanksgiving.
Maul
Exactly. So. So we.
Rory
I also love that you had Thanksgiving with Beanie Siegel.
Maul
No, beans wasn't there.
Rory
No, no, no.
Maul
Beans wasn't there. Beans wasn't there. So we had dinner at the crib at Big's house, and somebody bought some wee brownies. Now, I didn't know they were wee brownies. I just thought somebody brought brownies.
Rory
Delicious treat.
Maul
And it's on the counter. It's on the island, like in the kitchen with everything else. It's a part of the spread.
Rory
It's not labeled.
Maul
No, it's part of the spread. Understand what I'm telling you. Cause this is a very important part of the story. It's part of the spread.
Rory
Is there elders there, too?
Maul
My dad.
Rory
Okay.
Maul
But my.
Rory
I'm just. I'm thinking about, like, that one older grandma.
Maul
No, no, no, no, no.
Rory
Loves a sweet treat.
Maul
No, no, no, no, no. Some kids was around, but, you know, I think that they were probably too little even get. Get on the island at the time. But so I see the brownies. So now we downstairs in the arcade, because we used to Be downstairs playing NBA Jam, like, for hours. That would be our thing, to be our wreck. Just down there for hours. So I go upstairs. I'm like, damn, I didn't want no cake. But then I saw the brownies. So I'm like, oh, it's brownies. Like, all right, bet. So I get a brownie, go downstairs. I'm eating a brownie. I'm like, damn, that was kind of fire. I go upstairs and get another one. Come back downstairs. So now that I'm on the second one, Biggs is on the gang. And he turned, he look at me. He like, yo, what you eating? I was like, yo, these brownies is fire. He was like, what brownies? I said, the brownies upstairs. He was like.
Rory
Everything started echoing.
Maul
He said, yo, you. He said, listen to what I. Follow me. He said, you got those brownies from upstairs? God bless. My brother Bob was there. So he started looking. He was like, brownies, like, they all start laughing. They was like, yo, those the brownies that was in the foil? So I was like, yeah. He was like, yo, those are weed brownies.
Rory
I didn't know you like to get wet.
Maul
I promise you, as soon as Big said, those are weed brownies, I heard brownies, brownies, brownies. It was like somebody just put the reverb on. I was like. Cause now, mind you, at this time, I wasn't smoking like that. Like, I only. I wasn't smoking really at all. Like, that wasn't never really a big drinker. So I was like, virgin to any type of drug, anything. Like. So as soon as he said, wee brownies, my cheeks got warm, the top of my ears got hot. And I'm standing there. So now I'm nervous. Cause everybody start laughing. And I was like, yo, all right. So what's gonna happen, though? Like, I'm trying to understand what feeling should I expect in the next few minutes. So they all laughing. They like, oh, so Big's looking like, damn. Like, he. Because he know. He said, how many? You asked it. That was my second one. He was like, oh, my God. Like you about to be, man.
Rory
Damn. I'll see you at Christmas.
Maul
So, like, 20 minutes pass. So everybody start looking. So I stayed like, yo, just drink some water. Start drinking a bunch of water. I'm drinking a bunch of water. Drinking a bunch of water. I start getting hot. I'm like, oh, my God. I feel it working. Like it's going through my bloodstream now. Yo, I went upstairs, so y'all gotta go in the room and lay down. Cause I couldn't. I was getting like this, like, I guess anxiety was starting kicking and everybody laughing at me. So I'm like, yo, I'm gonna just go in the room and lay down. I could hear these niggas through the vents laughing. So I hear them like, yo, he gonna be high and shit. So now imagine I'm in.
Rory
Or did you really hear them from the vents?
Maul
Yeah. No. 100%. So I'm laying down in the bed. It's pitch black in the room, and I'm just. I'm like, damn. The room just starts spinning. I'm like, oh, my God, here we go. It's like you on a roller coaster, and it's that part where you start going up. I just don't know what to expect. I'm laying there. I can hear them through the vent downstairs saying, yo, go check on them. Go check on them. Go check on them. So, hey, they keep coming to the room, like, every 10 minutes, like, yo, you good? And I'm like, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Now the whole time I'm laying down, it feel like it's a nigga in the mattress pulling me into the mattress. Like, I'm just getting. My body is so heavy. And I'm like, oh, my God. So. So I started. The room started spinning. I got up. I started throwing up. Yo, I was so. For two, like, two, three days, I was still high. Like, it was still in my body. Like, I could feel it. I woke up the next day, my bearing still wasn't right. Everything was still kind of, like, moving. We go to the studio. So they telling that. Everybody's hearing the story. This ma ate two brownies. This nigga been fucked up even half. So Beans and them had a session there, and they was telling them what happened. And so then they start calling me Space Cakes. They like, yo, this nigga ate two space cakes. You know what I'm saying? So from that, it just stuck. Like, everybody start calling me space cakes from that. That's crazy. Like, you just said that. I'm like, who the fuck called me space cakes?
Rory
That's what I was asking. I said, I do a podcast with Maul. I don't do one with space cakes.
Maul
That is hilarious, man. Yeah, so bees. That. That was what they call weed brownies. They called them space cakes because I guess you eat them shit, you get spaced out. So that's how I got the Namespace cakes. And I will have you know, Rory, I have never ate a brownie since that day.
Damaris
Listen, a regular Brownie.
Maul
I have not eaten a single brownie since that.
Rory
You haven't listened to the truth since.
Maul
I have not eaten a brownie. I don't give. You could be like, nah, nah, that's good. I don't want it like that. I was high for probably four days. Like, I felt my body, like, trying to get rid of that shit for about four days.
Rory
Was this pre eating on Thanksgiving or post?
Maul
This was after we ate.
Rory
Okay. Because that would just be funny, picturing everyone at the dinner table for Thanksgiving. Like, where's mall at?
Damaris
Yo, that is perfect.
Maul
Yo. I'm talking about that feeling of being that high. I will never do that to myself. That's why I really don't do edibles now, because I still have that fear in my mind of being that high. I was high for four days now.
Rory
Edibles are the absolute.
Maul
Yeah, no, never again. Never. And imagine you eat two of them and you don't even know. So you just on your dessert thing, like, I'm just eating brownies. Nah, it's weed in those.
Damaris
Why they ain't label them Damaris?
Maul
If now you asking the do you know questions.
Rory
Who brought them?
Maul
Who, Chef? Yeah, I know who brought them. My brother, homeboy bought them over. He made them. So that's why he was like, no, it ain't. No, you good. You gonna be high, but you good.
Rory
This is a family gathering. Why would you bring that?
Maul
I still don't know. And it was in the middle. It was turkey here. This baked Mac yam. It was. It's in the middle of everything that you supposed to eat. So I'm like, okay, brownies. Somebody brought brownies. Two of them. Going four days high as a damn. But shout out to beans. Yeah, nobody calls me that no more beans. But that's how I got.
Rory
Nah. Just finding out, like, in the streets you call space cakes. I had to ask. Yeah, no, that's a wild name to just have in the streets.
Maul
That's funny as damn. I ain't heard space. I ain't heard that name in years.
Rory
You gotta change your Twitter handle.
Maul
That's crazy. That space cakes. I haven't heard that in probably 15, 16 years, bro. Space cakes, wow.
Rory
I'm just upset that you kept that story from us for some reason.
Damaris
Right?
Rory
Like, I didn't know I was hanging with these space cakes the entire time.
Maul
Yeah, man, I told you. I got. I lived a lot of lives, man. I'm like a vampire.
Damaris
Yeah, talk about it on your fucking platform.
Maul
I lived a lot of lives, man.
Rory
What's some other funnier studio stories.
Maul
Funny studio stories. When we laughed at Kanye for when he has some. Remember Durango boots? Of course, the first time I saw Kanye, he had on a leather motorcycle jacket and some Durango boots.
Rory
That checks out.
Maul
And we laughed, and then he started playing music. I was like, who is this? I said, yo, who is this nigga? I think he had just moved to Jersey, I think, or something like that. And he was working on Bean's first album. Okay. Yeah, he was working on Bean's first album and did the State Property soundtrack, too. That was the first time. And then, of course, he did. Did some joints on Is It Hard Knock Life?
Rory
No, he did A Dynasty.
Maul
No, I think B. I think. No, Kanye worked on something before Dynasty. I think.
Rory
I mean, he was on Harlem World with Mace.
Maul
No, he did.
Rory
As far as Rockefeller, it was Beans first and then the Dynasty.
Maul
No, I think.
Rory
Nah.
Maul
Didn't he do girls? Girls? Or is that just.
Rory
Blueprint was after the Dynasty?
Maul
No, it wasn't. No, it was Volume three.
Rory
Dynasty.
Maul
Blueprint. Blueprint one was not after the Dynasty, bro. What are you talking about? Am I tripping?
Rory
Yeah, you're out of your lane with this Rockefeller, bro. Yo, yo, I'm just letting you know.
Maul
Blueprint one didn't come out.
Rory
Dynasty came before Blueprint.
Maul
It came out after Blueprint. What are you talking about? When did dynasty come out? 2,000.
Rory
Yeah, you not.
Maul
When did Blueprint come out?
Rory
You're not about to tell me anything.
Maul
So it was like. It was a couple months apart. Okay? That's what it was. It was a couple months apart.
Rory
Well, I mean, I'm glad that he got the space cake stamp so he was able to keep working after he showed up in the Durango boots. She was like, nah, he good.
Maul
Nah, there was. I definitely remember I told Kanye that, like, I saw him, like, a few years ago, we was in la and I told him that story. He started dying. Like, he knew. Exactly. I was like, yo, the first time you came in baseline, you had on some Durango boots and a motorcycle. Like a waist. The waist joint, not the waist. Like a real motorcycle limp jacket.
Rory
Like, he was in the Village People, yo.
Maul
And everybody was like, like, yo, who? Who? Cause we was in the B room listening to joints, and everybody's like, yo, who is this? He's like, yo, that's homie in the front in the lounge. Cause Kanye, I think, was in the lounge just chilling, watching tv. And he was like, yo, that's him. Like, he producing all that shit. I was like, yo, this nigga is crazy. Kanye West.
Rory
Little did you know it would go from that jacket to a Nazi T shirt. Look at the growth.
Maul
Look at us, man. What are life, huh? Full circle.
Damaris
Life, huh?
Maul
Full circle.
Rory
For some reason, that all checks out, though. Like, that guy would go to the Nazi shirt. That would be the period at the end of the center.
Maul
100.
Rory
Like, he wore everything.
Maul
It's either y'all wore Durango boots up upstate.
Damaris
You have to pull up a picture of them, because I wouldn't. I would have to see them to be able to notice.
Maul
You know, the Durango, they had them in black and then tan. Then they had, like, the little.
Rory
Little tassels on them sometimes.
Maul
Those. Nah, Y'all didn't do those upstate.
Damaris
Nah. Maybe to, like, the fashion, like, gay. But I don't think, like, the regular wasn't jacking up the marriage.
Maul
It was regular dudes in New York wearing that.
Damaris
Okay, I'm just saying.
Maul
Look how we say regular. It was heterosexual.
Rory
I was about to say. So gays aren't regular. What are you trying to say?
Damaris
We're gonna bleep that out. But, yeah, I've never seen nobody with them. Me personally, but I'm a lot younger than you, though.
Rory
But those also, like, those are for the concrete. I don't know. Because it's snow. It's snow in Syracuse, like, nine months out the year. Those would be very tough in the snow.
Maul
It was just so odd because if you was around Rockefeller back then, you knew how crazy it was to walk around any of us wearing those. Like, I'm yo N was wearing Air Force ones only.
Rory
It's still been a fuck. Yay. But to have the balls to show up around a bunch of reformed drug dealers that have only, like, gotten out of the game for the last three years to walk in with those on confidently is.
Maul
Y'all don't know how crazy that was to see somebody. I was like, oh, he's brave. Because, like, if you wore something like that, you had to know you're gonna get cut up all day. Like, you're the butt of the joke for the entire night. But once he started playing, once he put that file in and started playing all the joints, I was like, yo. But I think Dane was like, yeah, nah, he. He legit.
Rory
He can wear whatever he wants.
Maul
He can wear.
Rory
Yeah. Going around Cam and people like that. Nah, Damon, Cam was with those boots on.
Maul
No, no, no, no. Would not happen. Absolutely would not happen.
Rory
Speaking of Jim and Cam, I've been trying to avoid even Talking about that whole fight. Breakfast Club.
Maul
Me too. I don't want to talk about that.
Rory
Do that at all. But shout out to Jim Jones.
Maul
Shout out to Cam. Shout out to Mace.
Rory
He did it again. Jim is. Is batting a thousand in the last seven years with albums with me. I don't think he has a miss.
Maul
No, we. I spoke about it for years, man. I'm. Jim has surprised me since Hustler's poem. Just the way he works, the way he can put together his albums, his songs. You know, it's. You know, the untimely demise of Stack Stack Bundles. I think that we would have got some great collaboration from Stack and Jim. But, yeah, Jim has been putting together great songs, great albums, because, again, if you, you know, I'm showing my age. But I remember when Jim wasn't rapping.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
And, you know, to see him where he is today, musically, just the growth as an artist and, you know, what he's been able to sustain just as an artist is. I'm, like, honestly surprised at it, but I understand it because, you know, it's just that Hustler's mentality with Jim. Like, you show him how to do something, he gonna figure it out, and he gonna figure out how to make a living off of it, how to, you know, create some type of consistency with it. So this last. Was it the church of Steps?
Rory
At the church.
Maul
At the church Steps. Again, I'm not surprised at this point. Anything Jim does, I think is gonna have some decent music, at least decent. But this is. This project. I was really, really surprised that it sounded dope. I like it a lot.
Rory
I mean, we gave Gibbs his flowers for his discography. We gave west side his flowers. The run of Jim reinventing himself, Wasted talent to El Capo, which was two parts. I mean, I know it was a deluxe, but he ended up putting out a whole.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Album. And then at the church steps. Those three projects, four technically, is an insane run from 2018 and now, like, Jimmy's in that conversation for me. And I know it may be weird to people to say that because he was never really like, the rapper out of Dipset. More energy, vibe, whatever. Can Juels and Cam go against these three.
Maul
Albums? Yeah, Cam. Yes.
Rory
Cam definitely can. Come Home With Me is a classic to me. This. This run, I think it's a little different because you still have to.
Maul
You can't count.
Rory
All My Way to Church is still fire. Diary of a Summer is still fire. Hustler poem. Still fire, Pray for Rain. I still love that. So his discography compared to his peers, I think he's in a conversation to have a legitimate. Not a versus per se, but if you put album for album, I think it's going to be tougher than people.
Maul
Thinking, oh, no, for sure. For sure. I mean, Juels hasn't released a lot of music or a lot of albums, so I wouldn't put him in that. That's kind of unfair because Jim has, like, a lot of projects he's dropped and a lot of great music.
Rory
Listen, and I'm in. Jim, I'm not trying to take away from Confessions of Fire. Still love sde, I think is super underrated. Come Home With Me is a personal classic. That and Purple Haze, those four are nuts. Killer Season's cool.
Maul
Yeah. But if you don't even name Killer Season, we could leave that out. And just those four.
Rory
I'm just. Those four are.
Maul
It's tough to beat that.
Rory
And I'm saying if you go in totality of Killer Season, Crime pays. Purple Haze 2, putting album for album, I think it's closer when you add in everything in the discography.
Maul
Okay.
Rory
I know. I don't think that Jim is competing with Confessions of Fire. Ste. Come Home With Me. Purple Hate. That's an insane Right. But if you put both their catalogs next to each other, each album, I think that's a much closer battle than people would say.
Damaris
Oh, absolutely.
Maul
I mean, like, Jimmy is there. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's. People just gotta just accept it for what it is.
Rory
And I don't want to put the them against each other. I'm just trying to give Jimmy his flowers because he was always looked at as the one that. That was really the. The R. The crew got overlooked. And I'm saying this run, especially from 2018 to 2025, nobody's with Jim Jones. It's undeniable.
Maul
I just want to see. You know, I just hate everything that on a personal level that's playing out with Jim and Cam publicly. I just. I don't like that only because I think that they.
Rory
Uptown thing. Y. Y'all. Y'all be doing that uptown.
Maul
Yeah. But it's. That gotta. At what point does it stop, though? You know? Like, it's just so. It's so. It's just like. It's fucked up that it has to come to that. And most times it does come to that. You know, whatever it is. You know, Jim and Cam, you know, they're brothers. I hated that whole thing that happened. And, you know, now everybody's saying Jim is not from Harlem or, you know, this, that, and the third. Listen, man, if you wasn't around and you wasn't outside back then, then just say that. But nobody's gonna say that. Jim is not from Harlem. And Jim wasn't around from day one, and he didn't really rest, you know, dips and this, that. And they're like Jim's imprint. His input into the Diplomats is undeniable. What he's done for the Diplomats, what he represents, you know, the way he's held that flag for years. You can't talk about the Diplomats and not talk about Jim Jones. I think that people that's trying to do that and discredit Jim is just like. It's laughable. Like, there's no denying what Jim means to the Diplomats. There's no denying what he did for the Diplomats, you know, And I just think him and Cam are just in a weird spot right now, and it just is whack because it's playing out publicly. But, you know, brothers have their moments and they have their disagreements and they have their fights and their arguments, but I just don't, you know, I don't want to see this shit play out in public. And, you know, too many things being said that can't be taken back and that, you know, because now, no matter what you say, certain things you can't unheard. You can't unhear those things, you know. So now if you start talking too personal and getting into too many things that shouldn't. That the public shouldn't know about, that's where you get to a space of, okay, there may not be no resolution to this. And I don't, you know, I don't want to see Jim and Cam ever get to that space with each other because they mean, you know, a lot to the culture and they mean a lot to the brand that they've built. But, yeah, man, I just, you know, I'll just get back to the making music, man. I think Jim and Cam and Juels are stronger together. The Diplomats is obviously stronger together, and they mean a lot, man. So they gotta. Whatever this is, whatever this weird, you know, thing is, and especially if it's money, which is disgusting, you know, let's get. Hopefully get past that and put that shit in the past. Bury that shit and move forward. Cam is doing amazing things right now, you know, shout out to him and Mace, you know, And Jim is, you know, still putting out great music. He's still working. He's still, you know, keeping his brand afloat and doing what he got to do. He still looks sharp. He still sounds sharp. So yeah, man, get past that shit, man. Put that shit, bury that shit and get back to the fly shit.
Rory
Well, since they added us to the group chat because Cam posted text messages between the two of them, should we have Cam and Jim come in to do a spelling bee with us? Just listen, I'd have a shot.
Maul
Yeah, actually Jim might spell better than you. Jim might beat you in the spelling beat be.
Rory
I think anyone would.
Maul
He might beat you in a speller be.
Rory
Yeah, Cam posted on his ig, which I think he ended up deleting later text messages of them pre versus when they were going back and forth, whether they going to do it or not. I mean, what did you take from this? They both have alluded to disagreements before versus which, you know, may factor in why they got got like swept by the locks that way. Even though the locks are still the locks. They were definitely on the same page while Dipset was not. And we heard wild rumors that Cam was in the car outside the garden and wouldn't even come in. They were still trying to put a set list together, like via text message. And Cam was refusing to come in. I don't know if that's true, but that was a legitimate rumor around that time that there was some disagreements between Jim and Cam as far as Jim taking this very seriously and putting together a set list that Cam didn't like. And yeah, it was a back and forth thing. So I think it's wild that versus is still really a topic between the two of them. But again, I think it's one of those that we have an issue and this isn't really the issue, but we're going to use this as a way to just reveal shit.
Maul
I think that it is an issue to an extent. I think that, you know, Jim may have heard about some money that Cam may have received on the side that he didn't, you know, know about. Man, you know that that's gonna bring some type of feelings and emotions to the forefront. Because then you looking at that, it's probably. That's probably just one of other situations that Jim and Cam went through financially that they know, you know, the way business was done, Cam got this much versus Jim and Juel's getting this. But either way, you know, this is shit that we shouldn't even know about. This is personal shit. But that verse is, you know, they still talking about that because that was a very big moment in, you know, their careers. That was, you know, we talk about that often. How Big of a moment that was in our culture. I don't know who was prepared or who wasn't, but I do know that the Lock showed up very prepared that night, and they did what they had to do.
Rory
I mean, I'm going to be the in the middle guy again here. I see both of their sides on this. Like, I understand what Jim is saying to Cam in this, trying to. To persuade him in to doing it. Because Jim is very much tapped into what's going on in the moment. Like, that's like you were saying before. What has been Jim's constant thing is being tapped in. He's always on the younger artists, directing whatever. He knew what it meant for verses and what it does for your catalog and what it does for your brand to remind people that you guys are legends. So he was trying to persuade Cam of how important it is for everybody. Money aside, this is a moment to prove to y'all like. Like what we've done over the last 20 years. I'll see what Cam is saying.
Maul
I get it.
Rory
Sw. Swiz and them just sold this for 40 M's, right? I'm. I'm trying to get back for what they did to the Coal Crush. Yeah, I. I get what Cam is saying. Like, yeah, it's cool to have that mentality going into it. And yes, it is important to remind people of who we are. But even in that back catalog, that would go up. How much of that do they even own?
Maul
Right?
Rory
So now I'm need to get paid out of this shit.
Maul
No, I understand we're dealing with tech.
Rory
Companies at this point. This isn't just Swizz Tim. I get what cam.
Maul
100%.
Rory
I totally see both of their sides.
Maul
100%. 100%. Because at the same time, if that is what's happened. Okay, but Cam, if you did get bread from that, you did get a checkup from that on the side. You don't think that you should come back? It was all three of us on that stage, bro. Bro.
Rory
Insane. And I remember when Cam went on Flex, like right after do a freestyle, which was a great freestyle. I think he said how much he got off that. Can we pull up Funk Flex Cameron, he mentioned that he made a whole bunch of money off the versus because I think he had equity in it because I didn't. Swiz and Tim give everyone that participated equity.
Maul
Some. Yeah. Some type of.
Rory
So maybe there's a world where Jim is saying, I did. I didn't get a piece of that. You made that deal with them and it was dipset up there. It wasn't a Cameron versus. I would be tight. Yes. I would be very, very, very mad about it.
Maul
Y. It's just again, if we brothers and, you know, which Jim and Cam are, you know, if it's business being done and we all were here and we, you know, this is the diplomats. We are the diplomats. I think that, you know, cool. You went and brokered that deal on the side, but you. The right thing to do would be to break that bag down with your brothers. You know what I'm saying? Like, to me, again, I don't know behind the scenes where Jim and Cam is at personally or where they've been at personally, but if we do a versus together and then that company goes on to sell and then they, you know, you broke a deal personally with Swizz and Tim, then, you know, I think that, yeah, Cam, Jim could feel some type of way if he finds out about that.
Rory
This was January 2022 when he did the Flex Freestyle. And what he said in this was shout out to Swizz, though I'm still eating off versus, homie. I got more than figures, iron box. I got up front, back end door money and stock. So when Triller went public, another mill out the box, maybe over your heads. I don't care about no props. And nah, this isn't a shot at the locks. So if Jim wasn't involved in that deal, then, yeah, I'm. I would.
Maul
He got a right to fill away.
Rory
But also, and I'm not coming after Cam's character whatsoever. Jim shouldn't be shocked by that. I'm going off what they've put out to the world. When he. When Jim went up to Flex into that interview, he mentioned that. That Cam copyrighted vamp life behind his back. His whole movement. Cam had the LLC on it.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
And the copyright over it. Like, nah. Wouldn't shock me if someone did that. And we. All, right, cool. What's done is done. It's in the past, but I still would not be shocked if that same person went and did a deal behind my back.
Maul
Yeah, no, absolutely. Like I said, like you said, I understand both sides of it. I get it. I just want them to get to a space where, you know, they back to being brothers and, you know, this is all behind them. And, you know, it's like. Cause at the same. And the other thing is, we too old for this shit, man. We too old to be going through this type of shit. Like, these are supposed to be the years where this is like the Victory lap. You know what I mean? We all just having fun, enjoying each other, enjoying these moments. Enjoying these legendary moments and these memories. And this type of shit is reserved for the younger guys, man. We supposed to be setting the example of how to do things correct and not fall into the traps and the bullshit of. Of the. The business side of it.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
You know, I mean, so. Right. Hopefully they can get past that, man.
Rory
Yeah.
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Rory
We have real time responses. We can finally close this chapter of me smoking Damaris's boots until. Until it's time to do it again.
Maul
Oh, that means push. Agrees that Rory 1, whenever he start talking like that, you can always tell like no.
Rory
What if I Was just. What if I was just being humble? What if I was just being humble? Put your T set, and you didn't even understood. Virgin. Virgin is cool. See, there were so many bars. Y'all didn't even catching that. It's cool. I understand hieroglyphics.
Maul
Yeah, that's fire.
Rory
That's hot to y'all.
Maul
Arrogant. Tay on retainer.
Rory
No, that bar was crazy.
Maul
Yeah. Yeah.
Rory
See, yeah. Actually had to give that. That bar was nuts.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I asked Push. You're the deciding factor. Which Damaris agreed to push would be the. The one Push says your delivery trumps Damaris. You got this one.
Damaris
Delivery, not bars. Delivery not bars. Delivery not bars.
Maul
He ain't speak on your bars. He just said you delivered it better.
Rory
You got this one. That means I won.
Maul
Yeah, no, I get what he's saying.
Rory
No, I get that y'all. Y'all are trying to do what I.
Maul
Do, but not based on your bars.
Rory
Fight everything.
Damaris
The challenge deliver you.
Rory
No, see, now you guys are changing the whole exercise. It was to show up as put. What would Push say in this situation?
Maul
What would push it do? I get it.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
Yeah, I get it.
Rory
What would Terrence do in this situation?
Maul
I get it.
Rory
Now for the Lupe contest. Yeah. She wins. Smoked me, baby.
Maul
D, listen, I just. Just know I would have your on. I would loop you. I know what I'm saying. I would have added you to my playlist. That's all.
Rory
See? Do I need to break the bars down again?
Maul
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please.
Rory
I just think a lot of it went over your head.
Maul
I promise you it didn't go over my head. I got every bar, every line. Virgin hair still moving.
Damaris
Keys like a janitor.
Rory
Push has said that like you're a biter. I think Push has said that before.
Damaris
No, but I did use one push line. I did use one push line.
Rory
Then let me just go rap. If you know, you know you did.
Maul
Use a push line. Which one?
Damaris
My opening. My opening line was a. O to push.
Rory
Ah, okay, so you need. You needed that.
Maul
An ode.
Rory
He didn't mention that. He was honored.
Maul
The baris said, yo, my opening line. My opening bar was an ode to push.
Damaris
It was only thing we have in common. We bleed. That's a. That's an older Push.
Rory
Okay, so you needed somebody else's bars to get you going.
Damaris
No, I was channeling Push.
Maul
Holy.
Rory
That's why he said I was channeling Push.
Damaris
That's why he said your delivery won because you did the. Or whatever the. You did it?
Maul
Yeah, that might have.
Damaris
That was it.
Rory
So I did what the assignment was, Bar.
Damaris
You got out barred. You got out barred.
Maul
Saying Push is basically saying you acted like him better than Damaris did.
Damaris
Yeah. That's all.
Rory
And everything that I said is something Push would say. He wasn't saying that. Other. Except for the bar she bit from him.
Maul
He might have put arrogant Tay in a bar. I was doing that.
Rory
That's the humbly. Yeah, I respect that Bar.
Damaris
These birds basket weave like a pelicans thing is something that Pusha would say as well.
Rory
If you think that Pusha T. Is saying hieroglyphics. I said, you have the entire Virginia Norfolk area.
Maul
Well, maybe that's what Baby D rap better than Push at, right there.
Damaris
I ain't saying he said it.
Maul
Yeah. You not trying to give Damaris no credit. I don't like that. I don't know if I like that Hieroglyphic.
Damaris
I said hieroglyphics. Virgin hair. Virgin hair. Shut up.
Rory
That's. That's a weave, Ran. What are you talking about? That was. That was hard. What do you like? That was crazy.
Maul
Yeah, that was crazy. Yo. All right, man. You won.
Rory
Like, now I know how J. Cole fans feel.
Maul
You.
Rory
My bars are too intelligent for you.
Maul
You won, bro. I'm.
Rory
Keep your mind clear. You don't even have clear.
Maul
I. You don't. You won. That's what I'm saying. You won.
Rory
I'm a sore winner.
Maul
Yeah, you won, bro. You got it. I don't want to fight with you. You got it. You won.
Damaris
If you really believe you won, take the win.
Rory
No. One of the greatest MCs of our generation thinks I won.
Damaris
I think he cool with you, and that's what it is.
Rory
That's my man.
Damaris
Yeah, that's cool. I love that for you.
Rory
You and Push got into a little. Little back and forth that. Rest in peace, Clark's repack ass.
Maul
You said we got into a back and forth.
Rory
Yeah, a little. Little sparring match. No, we didn't buy the food.
Maul
He came up to me. He said, what's up? But there was the what's up?
Rory
Yeah, but. But I know what the what's up? Like, I could feel the tone.
Maul
It was the what's up? Like, you know, like, he heard what I had been saying. Yeah, yeah. I said, what's up? Back? Like, I know you heard me.
Rory
Like, I. Like we're talking about Push. He can say very simple things that mean so much. That's his genius.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
When he said, what's up at the Repass. I knew what that was. Up, man. Hey, what's up with you?
Maul
No, it meant, what's up? I heard what you've been saying. Yeah, what's up? You heard what I said? Like, yeah, but you know me, bro. Like, yeah, that's what I said. I said it. Yeah, I said what I said.
Rory
No, the Internet's about to take this as if it was something. No, it was all love.
Maul
It's definitely. No.
Rory
No, but I did laugh at Push. Yo, what's up? Yeah.
Maul
Nah. Shout out to Push. Shout out to Push. Speaking of Push, I have a delivery for y'all. Just like a Push present for. But you didn't. And you didn't let me. You didn't tell me what flavor you wanted. So I don't have nothing for you, Rory.
Damaris
But I do for me for birthing Rory and his bars.
Maul
She's still on you from the top of the episode.
Damaris
I'm sorry. They got me in that mode. I'm in album mode. My bad.
Maul
What album? Yo, shut up.
Rory
Listen, man, it's just what sore losers do. You about to sue UMG over my bars.
Damaris
Yo, you gotta let it go. You gotta let it go.
Maul
A friend of the show made some. Some cakes.
Rory
An unboxing video.
Maul
Maybe it's bread. I don't know.
Rory
That actually might be drugs, the way that they have that back.
Maul
Yeah, she. I ain't gonna lie.
Rory
Who bubble wraps like that for a pastry?
Maul
I'm not gonna lie. She wrapped this up like that.
Rory
Might be some space cakes.
Maul
It's a muscle. Yeah, this is some muscle memory right here. Like, yo, this right here. Muscle memory. She made some. Oh, so, yeah, see, it's wrapped because it's. Yeah, I don't want to open it all the way in. So she made some. I don't know which flavor is which, but she made some. Some. I don't know if it's a. Call it a cake or bread. Call it cake. Bread.
Damaris
Little loaf, little loaf, little loaf.
Maul
Yeah, call it a loaf. She made some loafs for y'all. Shout out to Miss Beat the Egg on Instagram. She.
Rory
So that's. That's the name of the product?
Maul
Well, no, that's the name of her.
Rory
Did they put the vials in there as well?
Maul
No. Maybe she did. Did she? Oh, it is three. So you. So you do get one, Rory.
Damaris
No, we don't.
Maul
Damn.
Damaris
No, she's been on you because. Me. Because I ordered two, that's why. There's three in there.
Maul
Yeah, okay, okay, my bad. I'M sorry.
Rory
Gluttony is a sin.
Damaris
That's fine.
Maul
Okay, so there's three. Yo, she wrapped.
Rory
Oh, no.
Maul
We gotta have a.
Rory
First of all. No, you could. I don't want to be part of this. Rico, y'all got it.
Maul
We gotta have the waist record that.
Rory
Rory didn't order anything whatsoever. This is not nut.
Maul
Yo, the way she wrapped this. But I respect what they.
Rory
Is it still 17 5? What they charging?
Maul
I don't know. N. Listen, I don't got nothing to do with that, but y'all going to have to open these and find out which one is which. But shout out to Miss Beat the Egg on Instagram. Thought she sent y'all. She sent y'all some. Come on, baby D. Come get this girl. She sent y'all some. Some cake bread, Some. Some. Some. Some loafs. It's a banana chocolate chip. Two banana chocolate chips, a baby D, and I think a blueberry. Blueberry. Something for Peach.
Damaris
No, me and Peach both got a blueberry, and then I got banana chocolate chips.
Maul
Oh, okay. Okay. Shout out to Miss Beat the Egg, Man. Thank you for that. And now y'all gotta eat it. I gotta try some of it. And if it's disgusting, we gonna say it's disgusting. But if it's great, we're gonna say it's great, too. But she said she highly doubts that. Y'all not gonna like it.
Rory
Yeah, typically when you review our listeners artwork, you're pretty harsh. So me, I don't think she'll be spared at all. All in this entire thing.
Maul
Well, I can't. It's not, you know, it's not vegan, so. But she said she is going to try to make me a vegan one soon.
Rory
So do you think Jay Z really paid Dwyane Wade for a. For a brick, or is that one of the most egregious lies in hip hop?
Damaris
No, you don't understand the bar.
Rory
Oh, I totally understand the bar, and I think it's ridiculous.
Maul
Well, why do you think it's ridiculous?
Rory
Because no one's paying $3,000 for a brick.
Maul
Yes, they are.
Rory
Show me.
Maul
Just say you don't.
Rory
I will give up podcasting now.
Maul
Just say you don't know.
Damaris
I will give up podcasting now.
Maul
They definitely are. Are. That's what they going for right now in certain places of the world, if you know, you know, type of thing.
Rory
Got you.
Maul
Yeah, absolutely.
Rory
Columbia, tsa.
Maul
One thing Jay Z has not. Has not, and I don't think ever will do at this point. Why would he Is lied about anything.
Rory
I liked how. How he broke down the 92 bricks thing at the second BSIDE show.
Maul
What did he say?
Rory
He was alluding just of how much that they were really making off each brick. Like, y'all shouldn't. Wouldn't be saying wow to that. It really wasn't that crazy.
Maul
Exactly.
Rory
Like, I was only profiting a thousand dollars off that. Like you same. You guys think this is some kingpin. I was not. I was making less than 100 grand on that.
Maul
Same. Same thing I'm saying to you right now when you say that 3k for.
Rory
A brick is nuts.
Maul
No, that's what it is, right?
Rory
Does Vlad know that?
Maul
I don't know what Vlad knows, and he ain't gonna learn nothing from me. But what I can tell you is certain parts of the world, you can absolutely get a brick for $3,000 for sure at the field. Now, I don't know if you can get it to America for $2,000, but if you got. If you got, you know, relationships and ways too, then that's on you as well.
Rory
Like, I believe Jeezy paid LeBron if he was wearing 23 6. Is a little crazy to me as well.
Maul
Yeah. But some people. Yeah, absolutely. There's definitely facts to that.
Rory
Well, either way, speaking of hov, I wasn't invited to the Oscars party, but I did see that it was a cool after party. I'm sure you were. You flew in this morning, right?
Maul
No, I definitely was not there. Shout out to the Oscars, though. I am mad I missed the only performance I was waiting to see, which was Cynthia and Ariana Grande. And I didn't know they. I didn't realize they were opening.
Rory
That's your queen.
Maul
The Oscars. And I missed it. I didn't see it. I don't know. I'm sure they sounded amazing. Two very incredible vocalists. And I'm mad I missed that because that is the one reason why I was tuning in.
Rory
I could see you and Ariana as like a power couple.
Maul
Me and Ariana?
Rory
Yeah. I feel like. Yeah.
Maul
And.
Rory
And I'm not. I don't want to say anything misogynistic. She just has well known exes. She's not a or anything, but you'd be great on that list.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
Okay.
Rory
No, I mean, not as famous as the rest of them, but like.
Maul
Right.
Damaris
You ain't no Big Sean for sure.
Maul
Thank you, Baby D. I needed to hear that. Thank you. I needed to hear that.
Rory
Listen, and. And I just revisited did Balloonism last night. You're definitely no Mac Miller.
Maul
Thank you, bro.
Rory
Everyone. Everyone said in those comments, yeah, that album's not gonna hold up. You listen to it this week. That is still my favorite album of this year. So you're no Mac. I. You and Pete, I think, could compete.
Maul
Okay.
Rory
I think you're funnier than Pete.
Maul
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
Rory
You both don't have tattoos anymore. That's.
Maul
He got his tattoos removed.
Rory
He did, which. God, I wouldn't. That process looks so insane.
Maul
That's the run.
Rory
I have tattoos I regret. Don't get me wrong. If it was an easy process, I would get tattoos removed as well. But. Ugh, I'm not. I'm not sitting through that. That shit takes, like, 10 years too.
Maul
That's the one reason why I never got a tattoo.
Damaris
What?
Maul
Because I have ocd. So if I get one, if I look at any part of my body and it's not tatted, I'm gonna want to get it tatted. And I know one day I would want to completely get rid of him.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
So I just. I was like, just stay out of it. Don't even. Don't even start.
Rory
Yeah, I mean, for. Fellas talked about that too. Like, when he got his tattoos removed, he was like, no, I'm 35 and I have flames on my neck. Like, yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm getting rid.
Maul
See what I'm saying? Yeah, it's just. Just cuz it's like you kind of. It's kind of like tattoos are like your tweets. Some days you want to go back and delete some of them. Them. Some days you're like, what the Was I.
Rory
Is this your way of addressing the madness?
Maul
No, no, I'm just.
Rory
Anytime I say something, I just get bombarded with your tweets.
Maul
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, it's just like sometimes it's like you just look at your arm and be like, yo, what was I. Where was I? Where was I at in my life with.
Rory
You could blame that one on bills the same way you do on your tweets. Your tattoo was just bills made you do it.
Maul
No, I'm not. Not. I don't.
Rory
I'm with you. But Pete's a little different, though. Like, he had, like, Hillary Clinton tattooed on. He was just getting random. That did not mean anything whatsoever. Yeah, he was getting, like, Kanye's kids statted on him. I see why he got his removed. Yeah, he did it too, for the acting purposes, but, yeah, just. He said it up his Skin so much. He just got re tattooed over it, and it looked exactly the same.
Maul
Yeah, see, that's why I never, ever jumped into the tattoo game. You got tattoos tomorrow.
Damaris
I have no tattoos.
Maul
Okay. Okay. I thought you would have had, like, tat little somewhere where we can't see it all the time.
Damaris
Nope. No, I have none. I get complimented on that a lot too. That I have none.
Maul
Yeah, I used to get teased about it. Like, all my homies. That's tatter. They used to call me a mannequin. Cause I don't have no tattoos. They be like, we be in the gym. They be like, yo, get out of there with this mannequin ass boy.
Rory
We have more than a decade in with each other. I have learned today that you were called space cake mannequin. Yeah, I gotta go uptown and, like.
Damaris
Really, really mannequin being a diss to a man. I'm. That's funny as. Yeah.
Maul
Cause, like, all my. A lot of my friends are, like, tatted. Like, every tatted. Like, pieces everywhere. So we'll be playing ball, whatever. You know, after the gym, take your shirt off, change your shirt to get out the gym. Like, yo, this mannequin ass boy. You ain't got no tattoos, man.
Damaris
Bro, hilarious.
Rory
I mean, but you know my theory. I don't trust anyone that doesn't have a shitty tattoo. Not people that don't have tattoos. People that have tattoos. If all your tattoos are, like, amazing, you're not very trustworthy. To me, that means, like, in your. Your latter years, you decided to get tatted up. Like, you weren't 15 trying to hide an awful tattoo from your mother. Those people I can trust.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I've seen mad people that are, like, 35 with flawless tattoos. I'm like, I can't with.
Maul
Doesn't. Doesn't check out.
Rory
He's gonna do some nasty for. For sure. Yeah, you getting tatted up, Josh.
Maul
You got tads. You do okay, P. You don't have no tats, right?
Rory
Yeah, but you got Van Cortland park tatted.
Maul
Bronx.
Damaris
I feel like tattoos is one of those things where to me, I just feel like if I was going to get a tattoo, I need to be like, I wouldn't want to be fully tatted. Like, having just random.
Maul
That's what I'm saying. I can't.
Damaris
I don't. I need a sleeve.
Maul
Like, then if I get a slee Tom, got to get tatted. And then this time, we get tatted right here. Got to get tatted then legs.
Damaris
Loyalty.
Maul
Loyalty on my Chest. You think I would put loyalty on my. That's the type of tattoo you think I would get the bear. You think I would get loyalty on my chest? Like, what type of jailhouse is that?
Rory
Anyone that foe. Anyone that gets loyalty that isn't 14 years old, loyalty. Definitely a murderer loyalty. I mean, but those are usually, like, the awful tattoos. Like, I got my family crest, which isn't a bad tattoo, but it was just like, I just wanted a tattoo.
Maul
When you wasn't even. None of that was like.
Rory
I mean, I've had tattoos since I was 16.
Maul
But it wasn't like the sleeve, though.
Damaris
No, the sleeve came.
Rory
No, this came filled in. I did this when I was 22.
Damaris
One of those arms got filled in when we got this.
Rory
Yeah, no, I started on this arm in, like, 20, 21.
Maul
Okay.
Rory
But this. I mean, I've.
Maul
I've.
Rory
And up here, I've had. I hate this tattoo. This is the shittiest tattoo ever. Every time that I have to send my family money, I look at it and go, damn, I could have used that to fix all my shitty tattoos. Like, I look at the amount, and I'm like, that's one session that could have fixed this on my arm. I've already talked to him like, yo, yeah, I can easily fix this.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Just need some time.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Every time I send money, I look. That's the first thought I have.
Maul
Yeah. No, but you got some good. That's grin, right? Most of it.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Most of his grin. I still got to finish my hand.
Maul
Shout out to grin, man.
Rory
Love grin. But, yeah, if. If you date Ariana, I feel like you have to get her tattoo, and it has to be like, a real, like, Puerto Rican cursive neck tattoo. Like, you have to get it in scripture. Ariana right here with her lips 100% and in red.
Maul
Red looks good on me, so it's not a bad thing.
Rory
You would look so Puerto Rican. Finally, I would believe you were Puerto Rican.
Maul
Yeah. Okay. My knee.
Damaris
Men with neck tattoos used to. Never mind.
Maul
What?
Rory
No, no, go ahead. Finish what you're about to say.
Damaris
Nope. All right. I rewrite my own story every day on this podcast. I used to like net tattoos when I was young. When I was young and I was, like, 18, 19, I thought they were sexy neck tattoos. I'm in.
Rory
I don't have an idea yet, but I do want to get just the back of my neck tatted now. Not here, just back here.
Damaris
You can do respectfully, as a very red white man, whatever you tat. On your neck or your head, you're going to look like a Nazi. So just don't.
Rory
But I look like that.
Damaris
No.
Maul
Already you're going to look like you went up in the ranks, though. Yeah. If I he an officer, your first general. Now like now you're like sergeant.
Rory
But I. I already purchased the last Yeezy line. You're saying tattoos would stop it?
Maul
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Rory
But I already have the new easy line.
Maul
What you do next?
Damaris
Stop, Stop.
Rory
I don't have an idea.
Maul
Now. You going to look like Remy and higher learning. Like if you get that he loves juice. Yeah, that's great. That's the crazy part about that. The crazy part about him playing that.
Rory
Role is he would cancel himself now if that role came out. Michael Rapport would cancel himself. This Jew bashing.
Maul
He played a Nazi. That's crazy as.
Rory
But no, I don't have an idea yet. I just want to get my neck's added. I'm gonna continue to get tattoos the rest of my life. I don't particularly care.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I'm this far into it.
Maul
Yeah. How close are you to getting like the head added?
Rory
I don't think I do that.
Maul
But like, you could grow your hair. You won't see it. That type of thing.
Rory
I've tried to grow my hair. It didn't go well.
Maul
I. I thought. I thought it was cool. You started doing some weird. We started using product and swooshing because.
Rory
I was trying to. It looked nuts if I didn't do anything. I was going through things, man.
Maul
I was just, you know, try it, man.
Rory
I was in album mode, using artist mode.
Maul
I get it. Using your artist bag. You was trying to look more and more like an artist that was just trying to find itself every day. I get it.
Rory
And for some reason, like when Willis would cut my hair, he would do something with the product at the barbershop where it would look cool. It would look great.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Like, I was like kind of feeling myself too. I was like, oh, it's a new me.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I'm a whole new person now. And then I get here with this lighting and be like, like, who approved? We should just delete all these episodes.
Damaris
Like, it was rough.
Rory
We can. We give the ad money back.
Damaris
Baby D his comb over.
Maul
Well, he started doing something. I didn't. I didn't.
Rory
It was the only way. Cuz I wanted to get. I really wanted to grow my hair out. Like the way Marlon has his hair. I was like, yeah, I could maybe get to that. I didn't have the Patience. And I couldn't do anything in that weird, like, middle time, except for do this. And it looked nice.
Maul
It didn't look bad.
Damaris
I thought you should have pushed it back. I don't know why you pushed it forward. You should have gelled it.
Rory
I know. I tried that.
Maul
It.
Rory
I didn't look like a little bump.
Maul
Right here in the front, like the little, like, take the four fingers.
Rory
In theory, I wanted to look like a greaser from the Outsiders. But it didn't. It didn't look that way. It looked.
Maul
I see where you was going.
Rory
I see even crazier.
Maul
Yeah, I got it.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Maybe one day when we moved to Puerto Rico and quit podcasting, then I'll just. I'll go for it.
Damaris
You know, I was thinking about that.
Rory
How do I know we get a brick for three grand? What the we're doing here this whole time? You know where to get a brick for $3,000 and we're podcasting.
Damaris
That shit gonna be stepped on, though.
Maul
You got.
Rory
No, you gotta go to this for three grand. You gotta go to the source.
Maul
Ain't no stepping on under that.
Rory
Well, yes. I foresee this year. Mall Ariana Grande. I'm putting it out there. I think it's.
Maul
Did y'all see the performance, though?
Rory
No, I didn't watch anything Oscars related whatsoever.
Maul
Watch the. I did watch. I tuned in late. Like I said. I didn't know they were opening the Oscars. I should have checked that. But I did catch some of the Oscars. Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman I think we've probably ever seen in our lives. She still looks amazing. Still looks incredible. Shout out to the movie. Is it Anora? Anora. I heard about the movie before the Oscars. I didn't see it yet, but they cleaned up last night at the Oscars. They won five out of the six nominations they had, I think. So do got to watch that. It's about, I think, sex. A sex worker in Brighton Beach.
Rory
Okay.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
So I'm familiar.
Maul
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you know those streets. Gotta watch that.
Rory
I've lived that screenplay.
Maul
Yeah. Gotta watch that. But, yeah, I just. Halle Berry, man.
Rory
Wait, is she the sex worker?
Maul
Halle Berry?
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
No, no, no, she's not in the movie.
Rory
Oh, okay. We're gonna see her tit together.
Maul
Actually, the. The. The young lady that's in the movie, that's the. That plays the lead. She won best Actress.
Rory
Actress, okay.
Maul
Yeah, she won best Actress. It's her first. First nomination. And she won. She won best Actress. So Shout out to her.
Rory
I feel like the only clip I really did see out of the entire thing. I have to say. Unfortunately, I believe in the nuclear family and marriage, but Adrian Brody's wife just gonna have to sit in the corner and. And take that.
Damaris
She gotta eat that.
Rory
I mean, what. What would you want someone to do in that situation? I'm not advocating cheating or anything, but, I mean, if Halle Berry is about to make out with you, you just gotta.
Maul
I mean, if my wife is.
Rory
You're not a supportive spouse. If you. Stop it.
Maul
Yeah. If me and my wife are somewhere and Halle Berry wants to kiss me. No, not make out. She's not. She's tonguing me down, but she wants to kiss me on my lips, I think my wife would be perfectly fine with that. That's Halle Berry. My wife would probably want to kiss on her lips too.
Damaris
So is this a double standard? Cause if Denzel tried to do it.
Maul
To your wife, me and Denzel gotta get, like Wax said, me, we gotta get down. Me and Denzel, we gotta get out. Gotta get out on pyrou.
Rory
You and Zel.
Maul
I got the text messages. We gotta get out.
Rory
I don't even think that's an equivalent, though. Like, to me, Halle Berry is just over here. The only way for the wife to get her lick back is to also kiss Halle Berry. I don't think there's an equivalent. Yeah, no, it's not Denzel. She's Halle Berry.
Damaris
She's to y'all. Because y'all are men. You mean you don't.
Maul
You would kiss Halle Berry too. And you would.
Rory
That's what. I don't think there's.
Damaris
I would do a lot to Halle Berry. Kissing is at the bottom of the.
Maul
Me too. I would be at the bottom. Me too.
Rory
Kissing.
Maul
Yeah, Kissing at the bottom. Me.
Damaris
Well, cut her to my teeth.
Rory
One the straightest of women, I still think is kissing Halle Berry.
Damaris
No, for sure, it's. Y'all are saying there's no. There's no equality to it. And I'm like, that's cuz y'all are men. So of course y'all don't.
Maul
You're like, you can't kiss. You can't kiss Thor. Like, if we on a red carpet and Thor walks up and kiss Thor. Gotta get.
Damaris
But to women.
Rory
All right. Name another famous beautiful woman. What do you mean just in general?
Damaris
Zendaya.
Rory
Okay. If Zendaya kiss you, then yes, you get your lick back with Denzel or a man or whatever. Halle Bear. I'm saying is in this glass case, that's above everything. The only way to get the lick back is to kiss her. There is no equivalent to it.
Damaris
But. And, yeah, cool.
Rory
You can go kiss another guy on the red carpet.
Damaris
Halle Berry's over here disagreeing with you. Y'all feel that way because you're men. That's what I'm talking.
Rory
I just gave you an example where she could go kiss a man.
Damaris
No.
Rory
H's just not that. Okay, we're in a thruffle now.
Damaris
Yeah, that's fine. I'm kissing Thor.
Maul
You would kiss Thor?
Damaris
Would I? Would I kiss Thor?
Rory
She go to the bottom.
Damaris
What the is wrong with you? Hell, yeah. That's Thor. What are you talking about?
Maul
It's actually not Thor, but, like, that's Thor. I get it. Yeah. Like, he just plays that in the movie, but I get it. I understand.
Rory
What was the context of this?
Maul
I only saw the photo, and Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry years ago on the Oscar stage when he won. Yeah, he surprised her with a kiss. So this was kind of like her get back getting him back.
Damaris
And she apologized to the wife right before she did it.
Maul
The wife is a good sport, though. She wasn't tripping about that.
Rory
Nah, I might fight, though. That's preplanned. I understand, but if you just roll up on a red carpet where I can't even manage what you're about to do and be like, yo, I'm about to kiss your husband, and go do it, yeah, I might fight somebody.
Damaris
But he did that to her. And he didn't know who H was dating at the time.
Maul
Like, nor did he care.
Damaris
Nor did he give a rat's ass.
Maul
Adrian Brody, watch out. I don't care who you dating. I'm the best actor.
Rory
No man would give a who. Halle.
Damaris
You see how his cheeks are, like, puckered? And she was sucking the air out the back of that throat?
Maul
Man, I sure wish.
Damaris
Call me loins.
Maul
No, I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I told Halle Berry I would drink her bath water when I was, like, 16 in school.
Rory
Wait, like, in person?
Maul
Yeah, like, we performed. We performed, and she was there.
Rory
I'm learning so much about so Young Space Cakes is. Is in Harlem and runs into Halle Berry?
Maul
No, we just had. We had a show. We was in. I was in a boys choir, Harlem, and we were performing somewhere in New York in Manhattan, And Halle Berry was one of the guests at the event. And she came up and, you know, just greeted us, said hello, and we took a picture with her, and we was all Kind of just standing around like, all in all, little, young, horny little kids from Harlem. And I said, I'll drink your bath water. She just started laughing. And my counsel looked at me like, nigga, you bout to be suspended for two weeks.
Damaris
That's so. I would be so embarrassed. Oh, my God.
Maul
I was a little, young, horny little.
Rory
N. Look what's coming from the pulpit. Y'all are a choir.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
All that singing about the Lord.
Maul
I got that off. I might have a picture. Hold on, Pete.
Rory
Oh, my God. Because we've seen you with Vanessa Williams.
Damaris
With Stevie, Luther Vandross.
Rory
Luther.
Maul
Big Luther.
Rory
He kept. He kept that H1 to himself.
Damaris
Yeah. That's crazy.
Maul
Yeah. I had to get it off, though. Baby, come on.
Damaris
He said he was in the club with Aaliyah and Bow wow.
Rory
Forgot about that.
Maul
All star week in D.C. yeah, I was there, Ma.
Damaris
Lived a life. Life.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
I respect it. I put respect on your name.
Rory
I mean, out of everything that he's talked about, though.
Maul
Oh, yeah.
Rory
Telling Hal Berry to her face, I'll drink your bath water. Oh, yeah.
Damaris
Insert here on screen with a crazy smile.
Maul
Yeah. I told her right there. I said, I drink your bath water.
Damaris
Why are you like that?
Maul
My counsel looked at me like, two weeks, your ass. So what?
Rory
Was it worth it?
Maul
What? Hell, yeah.
Rory
Was it like an uncomfortable laugh or like a. She was with. She was in.
Maul
No, she laughed like, it was like she knew, you know?
Damaris
I mean, it's horny little teenage girl.
Maul
Horny little teenage boy. Like, come on. She know what it was. Call me Halle.
Rory
Saying that in, like, the whole get up and get up.
Maul
Yeah, I had a robe on and shit tied. I was like, under here. I get fresh. I got on some bullshit right now.
Rory
See me outside my school clothes.
Maul
Yeah, you got to see me outside my work clothes. You know what I'm saying? I'm at work. I'm at work right now. You know what I'm saying? Word. I got that off.
Rory
I mean, now that you are of age and obviously, you know, Halle still looks amazing, would you do your version of you don't know my name, like Alicia Keys, but two Halle.
Maul
Hell, yeah.
Rory
Can we pull up the instrumental?
Maul
Well, no, no, no. Now, y'all just. No, no, no. I can't do it right now. Let me get into my. I'm not doing it right now. I can't.
Rory
On Patreon, maybe.
Maul
Yeah, I gotta, like. I gotta sit down and really. I gotta sit down and really think, like, how would I say that? You know what I'm saying I gotta really, like, get into.
Rory
How much did you think about the first interaction?
Maul
Action. I was just young and dumb.
Rory
That's just.
Maul
I just let it. Hormones. Just let it.
Rory
That's.
Maul
I'm 16 at the time. Let it fly. Who gives a. Yeah, but now I got a really, like, you know, grown man. Grown man balls. Something you got to deal with.
Rory
Obviously. Halle's a huge fan of this podcast, so she's gonna see this.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
What if maybe you get like a DM or some type of message that says prove it.
Damaris
That's my type of bars. Prove it.
Maul
That I would drink her bath water.
Damaris
No, prove it.
Maul
Prove that I would drink your bath water. What time is bath time?
Rory
You want Halle's itinerary?
Maul
Like, what time is bath time? Hallie.
Rory
Yo. All right. But what if Hallie uses, like, a lot of soap and it's all right.
Maul
That's all right. Okay. I'm gonna get down.
Rory
It'd be like the Little Rascals just burping up almost here.
Maul
Halle. Yes, absolutely. All right.
Rory
On the list, how. How much bath water would you drink? Who's on that list? List. Top five bath waters. O. Cuz that. I mean, that's saying something.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
To drink the bath. There's a bunch of attractive women that I think is amazing, but I don't know if I'm going to drink their bath water, per se.
Damaris
Respectfully. And this is all respectfully respectful. Lust.
Maul
Yeah. Respectful. Yeah.
Rory
No, we know. They. These people don't like us. Whatever. I get it. Incels. Whatever. We're just having fun.
Maul
Who's an intel.
Rory
I'm just predicting the comments.
Maul
I mean, well, H is number one.
Damaris
Obviously, Victoria Monet for me.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
I can't say because I'm like, I'll run into her. So I can't say that. Like, I can't Even if I agree with the. I can't co sign that because it's like, I'm gonna see her and like. Yeah, no, I was watching a clip and he was talking about drinking my bath water. Like, you should probably leave the session.
Maul
You should. Yeah, you should probably find your way out.
Rory
Like, you're a creep.
Maul
Yeah, you should probably. You're offering somebody. Like, you should probably get out now. Like, all right, I'm out of here. Don't worry about it.
Rory
Just a suggestion.
Maul
Jennifer Lopez. Yeah. JLo.
Rory
But for nostalgia purposes.
Maul
Sure. JLo for sure. Absolutely.
Rory
I. I hear you. But even like, JLo and Halle, as. As beautiful as they are, they're all like, six time Divorced. I think they're the problem. I don't know if that bath water is worth it.
Damaris
Nah, that was misogynistic.
Maul
He ain't even. Because you know me. It's because they.
Rory
No, no. I'll be the seventh divorce. I don't care.
Maul
Yeah, I'll be in line.
Rory
Yeah, you have to look at, you know, the ROI on that now.
Maul
You thinking too deep into it.
Damaris
Yeah, he tripping.
Maul
I'm just looking at JLO and Halle, like. Yeah.
Damaris
So you got a type.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
You think JLO and Halle Berry look.
Damaris
Like they look alike, but that's. You can still have a type, but your type not look alike.
Rory
Crazy divorce woman.
Maul
That's definitely not my type. But now that you say that. Now that you say that. Might be.
Rory
You have India love up there.
Maul
India love? Yeah.
Rory
I'm pulling you out that bathroom.
Maul
Why? No, she's gorgeous, but leave me alone.
Damaris
Leave. Let me drown.
Maul
Yeah, like, leave me alone. Don't come in. Mind your business. Go through, you know, a set a screen, and you don't need it. PE. Go through. Move, man, move.
Rory
Take the foul.
Maul
Move, dog. I got this.
Rory
All right, so what. What glassware. What type of cup are you scooping out the bathtub for?
Maul
Any n. You go straw flow and the straw. And the straw, like, that's incursive. You know, you get, like, the.
Rory
The.
Maul
You can watch the water. You can watch the anticipate, like, oh, to the way got past the O. Yeah, you go check it out.
Damaris
He on his own.
Maul
You don't go straw flow, baby.
Damaris
D. I'm not drinking about bath water through. No, I'm not drinking about bath water, but through the straw is crazy, man.
Maul
Through the strawberry straw. Through the straw, and. And not only through the straw.
Rory
But just put my face there.
Maul
Yo, do the straw. For sure. Do the straw. Give me the straw. The loop de loop straw that you get from, like, Six Flags with all the.
Rory
Yeah, that's the one.
Maul
Yeah. Absolutely.
Rory
You owe freaking JLo. And then Indian Love.
Maul
Y'all drank Hypnotics and. And. And Hennessy with Red Red Bull.
Damaris
That was your crew.
Maul
I never drank any with Red Bull. Never.
Rory
Just say you weren't cool.
Maul
Yeah, see, you could drink that. You could drink any Red Bull, but not Halle Berry's bath water.
Rory
When did I say I was not drinking? Where did we say that that was gonna happen?
Maul
Okay, okay.
Damaris
Straw is crazy as the.
Maul
Yeah, the straw. Absolutely.
Rory
You think I'm drawing the line at that?
Maul
Or give me the little club. You know, the little short straws at the Club, so you got to get close to the tub.
Rory
I think the cocktail one.
Damaris
Cocktail sippers is crazy.
Maul
The thin one, though, like, the thin one. You gotta, like, pull crazy hard like that.
Rory
You put the umbrella in the bathtub.
Maul
No, she's holding the umbrella in the bathtub. Hell, yeah.
Damaris
Let me live my life conversation.
Rory
It is a nasty conversation.
Damaris
He said lap it up.
Maul
I probably would, but I wouldn't tell y'all. But it was just me, like, and her. Yeah, I'll do it. I wouldn't tell y'all, though.
Rory
I mean, I'm not judgmental. I'd probably give you a pound if.
Maul
You'Ve been nothing but judgmental this whole time.
Rory
With what?
Maul
With everything I said, no, I'm on your side. Someone said destroy. You was like, nah, you wilding.
Rory
I would eat any of love's ass. What are you talking about? I'm not judgmental at all.
Maul
All right, now I feel so. Man, don't leave me out here. I'm taking grenades right here. Yeah, man. Yeah.
Rory
I don't care if she was fingered by Game in a park bringing up her pass.
Maul
Yeah, that was the white boy.
Rory
Get him, tmz.
Maul
Did I get him, baby D?
Damaris
Because if a girl. If she was on her podcast, I was some. I don't care that he.
Rory
Wait. First of all, wait. I'm not judging her. If. If that journey brought her to me, I'm happy for how. I mean, how it got here. If that's what it took to get her here. I mean, who am I to question.
Damaris
God, I can't wait to talk about your. Your actions on.
Rory
I just want to know what. What part Game brought her to.
Maul
Doesn't matter.
Rory
That's a sick date.
Maul
Doesn't matter.
Damaris
And you sleeping on the game, cuz the game look good as.
Rory
So I'm not sleeping. I'm not sleeping on Game looks like.
Damaris
Come on now. Anybody will let Game part. You seen game? You seen that arms for real?
Rory
I can say as a heterosexual man, yes, I can see the Game is an attractive man.
Damaris
All right, cool.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Game. He's tall. It's trendy to be a blood. I get it.
Damaris
Oh, see, that's hate.
Rory
He hating, right? Wait, Trendy.
Maul
He hating this.
Rory
Twitter showed me in like, 2011 that the world was going to. It became trendy to drink water, which I thought was nuts. And then it became trendy to be a gang member. I was like, all right, World's going to. That's. That's now like just some cool.
Maul
It is trinity to be.
Damaris
They never Got in. If they had to get in, they wouldn't think that was funny.
Maul
Who?
Damaris
Like, if they had to get in the game on the set.
Rory
Remember you guys taught me that was a what's about girl. No, we didn't.
Maul
Girls get.
Rory
We don't.
Maul
Sexed on the set. Yeah, not men.
Damaris
Oh, really?
Rory
Wait, so you thought we were talking about.
Damaris
No, I thought it was like. Like, everybody could. Had that option. You could either get jumped or get on the set. I thought that was.
Maul
So let's walk me. Walk me through it. So I'm a guy, and I want to join the Bloods, but I said, I don't want to get beat up. I don't want to get jumped in the set. I want to get on the set. Are you. Are you asking if there will be, like, a bunch of female gang members that came out and ran a train on me?
Damaris
Or men, Whoever was available in town. Who's in town that was available?
Rory
You think they gave YG that option and he decided to join? Even having that, Even if he didn't choose that, having that option, you think that's an organization YG would be with?
Maul
Like, yo, men don't have that option in the gang.
Damaris
Well, I'm not a gang member. I don't know.
Maul
Only women have the option of either getting jumped on the set or getting on the set.
Damaris
Okay.
Maul
It's a crazy world to stay away from it.
Damaris
Oh, no, now I'm cool.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Or in my instance, I was blessed into the Crips and declined cuz I didn't think he was actually a. I'm sorry, what? I've told that story on this far. My childhood friend Jerome shout out to him. Love, love drone with. He tried to bless me in the Cris. I was like, what? Since when you a.
Maul
Yo, yo? You know why it's funny, cuz I remember something like that. My homie was like, yeah, I'm blood. I was like, since what? Like, we live in the same building. Like, it ain't no Bloods on this block. Like, this was like, no blood. You want to be down? I was like, nah. Like, are you wearing those beads, man? I'm like, yo, when did you become a Blood? We live on the same block.
Rory
I missed the ceremony.
Maul
I was looking at him like he was crazy.
Damaris
He turned out to really be a Blood.
Maul
No, that nigga's locked. He's officially a Blood. Like, he big blood. He might be the biggest Blood I know.
Rory
Yeah, the biggest Blood that you've seen thus far.
Maul
Yeah, the. He got locked up for. He the biggest blood for sure. He ain't. He mean that.
Rory
You could have got blessed.
Maul
No, I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad I didn't.
Damaris
Your homie from LA could bless me. Him. No, no.
Maul
I don't work like that. You have to get beat up.
Damaris
That's crazy. So how he was able to get blessed in without getting Wasn't a cr.
Maul
That's what you missing, baby. He wasn't really a. Oh yeah. No.
Rory
He decided that day he was one.
Maul
Yeah. Nah. Yeah. N. You got to get jumped. I wouldn't even let you do that. Baby D. I couldn't see Baby D in the park with six girls and dudes. It don't just be girls swinging. They be dudes swinging on you.
Rory
But you could fight back. Like again, you have to fight back. Cap Alpha size and non hazing organization, of course goes without saying. I would take a. A two minute fade over months of getting your ass whooped. Like that's light. If that's something you want to join. Just getting jumped for a few minutes.
Maul
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
I'll take that all day.
Maul
Yeah. Easy. Easy.
Rory
Just to start my rap career. Easy Be affiliated with y'all.
Maul
That's. That's the kit. That's the rapper kit. You need that.
Rory
I hate to make the transition to the Marathon Burger thing in this situation because I don't want that to be attached to that. But did you guys see all the clips of Black Sam opening weekend?
Maul
Yes.
Rory
Marathon Burgers on Melrose.
Maul
Salute to Black Sand. Love that entire family. Marathon Burgers now open in West Hollywood, I believe. Right.
Rory
It's all. It's on Melrose. I'm not sure exactly which can we go see?
Damaris
Can we go next time we go to la?
Rory
Oh yeah. That's gonna be my first stop.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
I don't care if I have to wait in the line. Like that's the first step thing. Love to see YG was in there on the fries. Like, yeah, that's. That's just a good homeboy. Like I. I love to see that entire thing because obviously YG and Nipsey were very, very close.
Maul
So yeah. Shout out to Black Salmon. Entire family, man. Only eating Marathon burgers from now on in la. That's it. Yeah.
Rory
You're gonna have to break your. Your veganism, but for one, you don't got vegan burgers. They probably do. They got even Nips had talked about a lot of you.
Maul
Yeah. They gotta have some burger beyond burger something in there, man. If not, I'll just get some fries, man. It's all good.
Rory
But I mean, again, can't say enough about Black Sam. Love to see that he's continuing his brother's legacy, which we already knew he was going to do. But this to me, because we've seen so many rappers pass and a lot of, like, the family affairs are a little weird and it's tough to keep that legacy going.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Black Sam is, is doing the absolute best he can do with losing his brother.
Maul
Sure. He's doing everything they talked about, man. So I, I, I love the Marathon continues.
Rory
I, I think that burger spot, I feel for the people that work there because I think that line is going to be around the corner for the next five years. No, I don't think there's going to be a day where it's not a crazy line.
Maul
Beautiful, man. I hope it is. You know, obviously, what Black Sam is doing and keeping his brother's legacy alive and everything that they talked about on the business side with the Marathon brand, I think this is dope. And I think that obviously, I'm sure we will, but everybody needs to support Marathon Burgers whenever they're in their la, just stop by and just, you know, even if it's show love, if you don't eat burgers or whatever, just show love, show support. Because I think it's important to do that.
Rory
I'm excited. What, what I'm sure they're already doing. The merch from the burger shop, to me, is going to be bigger than even the Crenshaw shirts that they were doing. Like, once they get in that, like, burger aesthetic merch bag.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Supreme is going to be the collab on that that I think we have to before we get out of here. Rest in peace to Angie Stone.
Maul
Yes.
Rory
That, that was one of those.
Maul
Rest in peace. Legendary, legendary Angie. Ms. Angie Stone, who we lost over the weekend and a terrible, tragic accident. So we want to send prayers and condolences to her family and lift them in, in prayer and, and, you know, continue healing through this tough process and grieving that they have to deal with such a terrible, terrible, terrible tragedy. Reading that, I was like, wow. But again, man, you know, life is fragile and let's love each other, support each other, lift each other up while we have each other, because again, we never know when it's that time or that moment to exit this experience called life. So rest in peace, Ms. Angie Stone continued prayers and condolences to her family.
Rory
Yeah, for sure. I know we talked about the gym album, but there was also A lot of great music that came out last Friday.
Maul
Shout out to reason I love you again. Yes, but not reason. I'm not telling you reason that I love you again. I'm sorry.
Damaris
Nah, that's what I heard.
Maul
That's the name of. Name of.
Rory
Because he left tde. Now you.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I love you.
Maul
I love you.
Damaris
That's crazy.
Maul
Yeah. Nah. Shout out to reason, man, I love everything. No, no, I didn't title this, but I love everything Reason has been doing. He seems to be in a very good space creatively.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
I haven't talked to him in a minute, so I gotta just hit him up and just send him some love. But. Shout out to reason I love you again. It's out now.
Rory
Yeah. Quick, Quick ep. I mean, I know he's been holding music for a while and with his situation, wasn't able to put it out. He mentioned this. Just a quick, quick EP that he's dropping a lot of music this year, so I'm excited. I've heard a lot of stuff he has in the tuck that he's crazy, but I'm glad he was able to just, you know, get the momentum back up after the, you know, the TDE situation.
Maul
That's tough to find your foot again as an artist, any artist.
Rory
That's. That's a crazy, crazy thing to do. Leaving a label like that and having to come back. Our guy Friday. Some days I'm good, some days I'm not.
Maul
Yeah, that. That.
Rory
That might. I might have to steal that title for my third album.
Maul
That was dope.
Rory
I saw that. I was like, all right, yeah, that's. I already know. I'mma love everything on this project. Yeah. Album is Fire. The standout. We got to give Meek his flowers, man. Meek. Meek is still here. Proud of me. Had a verse about his pops. I know you don't cry at music. I teared up. That's the Meek we. We know and love.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
That is a reminder, unfortunately, was about a topic that is tough, but that reminded everyone that Meek is still Meek. This is. This is what we love from him.
Maul
The Internet gives Meek shit, you know, the Internet gives Meek shit for some of his tweets and, you know, things like that. But, you know, the one thing I think that everybody can agree on is Meek is one of the best rappers that. That we have and one of the best rappers of his generation. Anytime you have a, you know, a song where you can just open the beat up and let Meek just, you know, pour his emotions into it and just let him go Get. Get his shit off. I think that's where he shines best. So just proud of me verse. It's good to see everybody supporting it, everybody loving it, saluting Meek. But, you know, Meek. This is Meek. This is a regular. This is a layup for Meek. That type of moment is a layup for Meek.
Rory
And I mean, outside of just the verse, we call Meek the greatest tweeter of all time. But he also had some real tweets over the weekend. He said he had never even talked to his mom about this. This was the first time she had even heard these feelings about his pop's passing. And that's gotta be tough too. I mean, the line of fuck the principal. She think I'm missing screws. Really. I'm just missing you Insane out, like, because we. I had friends that lost parents when we were younger and they would act out in school just based off the death. Like, that's a whole thing. And they're trying to discipline these kids that are going through a lot. That bar in itself was insane. And to know that he never even shared that with his mother is even crazier. Yeah, like, I. I feel for me to not be able to get that off, even to your immediate family, because you feel like you can't. Like, that's tough. This verse is up there for verse of the year so far, if not the verse of the year.
Damaris
To me, that makes me so happy. That makes me so fucking happy.
Rory
Meek went fucking nuts on this, but.
Maul
That'S who Meek is, man. You know, again, we laugh at the tweets and all of that, but you can't discredit the rapper that Meek is. You know, you just have too many years of evidence and proof of him being a dope rapper and him having some. Some great verses and great bars. So I'm just happy that, you know, this connected to people and people are enjoying this joy and shout out to Friday. Cause that record is. Oh, yeah, that record is dope.
Rory
And the whole project is fire too. I mean, I know that was a standout. And I think that was even, like trending was just that, that Meek verse. So, I mean, I don't want that to overshadow how good the Friday album is in general. But, man, he caught one with me. That's a special, special record record, Philly. So, I mean, I get it. I know they have a great relationship. Definitely. Check out that Friday album. Idk. I talked about last episode.
Maul
Idk, man, that.
Rory
That had came out last Tuesday. The. I don't want to call It a deluxe, but yeah, it's. It's the deluxe of Bravado, which is. Is insane as well. He's. He's one of my favorite rappers. Loki.
Maul
Yeah, he's.
Rory
He's a nice. He's going to get his flowers eventually. I see what he's doing now. He's in a better situation. Like, I think he's going to finally get his flowers.
Maul
Did you listen to this, to this project yet?
Rory
Yeah, I listened to it last Tuesday when it came out. I mean, I love the original. The deluxe is just. Just as good. He got this one joint. See, this is why sometimes I want to do all music talk on Patreon so I can like play shit. But the Miles Trumpet shit on here is nuts. Got Conway on this. Gun is on it. Joey Badass, all on the. You know, the. The deluxe disc two.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
More or less. But his artwork has always been fire. He's. He's one of them.
Maul
He's an artist. It's.
Rory
It's going to be a slower process in the way that he creates, but it's going to get there.
Maul
That's okay.
Rory
He's. He's one of them to me. And I talked to him as well. I definitely want to have him on My Karma's Beautiful and on the show.
Maul
Yeah. Shout out to idk, man.
Rory
Did anything else come out on Friday?
Maul
Not that I can remember.
Damaris
Yeah, not that I know.
Maul
If.
Rory
If we missed it, I apologize. But you know, it's a lot of.
Maul
Good music out right now, though.
Rory
I was active this weekend, so, you.
Damaris
Know, he was outside.
Maul
He was outside. I get it.
Damaris
Return of the match.
Rory
It's not a return.
Damaris
That's you not returning.
Maul
That's definitely what you heard when you walked outside, though. That was playing in your head.
Rory
Oh, yeah.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
I feel like his shit was probably gay. It was probably like Beyonce crazy in love. Like, duh, duh, nah dun dun, dun.
Maul
If you think the gays don't go crazy when returning the Mac comes on.
Damaris
No, I'm sure they do, but I'm saying he probably was thinking more in his Beyonce bag. Like, I should have put that on Beats that changed my life. Crazy in love Beat that changed your life when you hear that beat drop. That's a good one.
Rory
Who. I've never even known who produced Crazy Low. Do you know what?
Maul
Is that.
Rory
Rich Harrison.
Damaris
Oh, wow. Damn. Rich Harrison used to own the streets back in the day.
Rory
Oh, no, his. His catalog is insane. That makes sense, though.
Damaris
Yeah.
Maul
I didn't know he did that.
Damaris
H. That's crazy.
Rory
He did. Yeah, he did. Why don't we fall in love? It's my.
Maul
All right. Well, it's been a lovely, lovely episode. Lovely conversation with you degenerates.
Damaris
We found out so much about Maul. I feel like. I don't know, like, I. Like you're a new person to me, kind of this. How you keeping it spicy for us?
Rory
Like space cakes right there.
Damaris
Keeping secrets.
Rory
We know Mall. We ain't no space.
Maul
Look, look, check this out. Check this out. What we not going to do is just start.
Rory
We ain't no cake.
Damaris
We ain't no cake, fam.
Maul
We not about to run that. That's not gonna stick. We not running with that. That was a different time of my life.
Rory
Nah, they called you Cakes when you were 75.
Maul
Nobody called me Cakes.
Damaris
Damn, you still in album mode.
Maul
Nobody ever called me Cakes. All right, but you had Demaris. I lived a very interesting life. So.
Damaris
Okay.
Maul
Some more crazy stories that I'll be forgetting about.
Rory
Oh, he did Christina Miliana. Ain't no reason. That's a my bathwater list.
Maul
Christina Milian. Yeah. Okay. That's what's up.
Rory
Dip it low. Christina Milan.
Maul
That's what's up more than bathwater.
Rory
Anyways.
Maul
I can't wait to have a conversation with you about your weekend. I just. I just can't wait. Not on camera. Just off camera. We're gonna just kick it. Me and you. Go kick it. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.
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Episode 350 | Space Cakes – Detailed Summary
Podcast Information:
Overview: In Episode 350 titled "Space Cakes," hosts Maul, Rory, and Damaris engage in a dynamic conversation filled with personal anecdotes, insightful discussions on recent events, and humorous exchanges. The episode delves into Rory's experiences with a Patreon rap battle, analyzes the recent boxing match between Tank Davis and Lamont Roach, shares the origin story behind Maul's nickname "Space Cakes," and includes candid talks about tattoos and celebrity interactions. The hosts also celebrate Meek Mill's impactful verse on his latest project, intertwining their narratives with engaging banter throughout.
The episode kicks off with the hosts exchanging greetings and discussing their weekends. Rory shares a subdued weekend spent at his father's place, hinting at undisclosed activities.
Rory [02:58]: "It was cool. It was low. You know, I didn't do much."
Rory reflects on a recent Patreon-exclusive rap battle where he felt criticized by listeners, impacting his confidence and leading him to question his career trajectory.
Rory [04:59]: "I thought maybe I was starting to lose it. Like, maybe I was getting to that latter part of my career."
Maul and Damaris discuss Rory's performance, highlighting the complexity of listener feedback and the challenges of maintaining self-worth amidst criticism.
Maul [03:20]: "This is nothing. Nothing to a pimp."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing the recent boxing match between Tank Davis and Lamont Roach. The hosts debate whether Tank's underperformance was due to genuine strategy issues or external factors like hair grease affecting his vision.
Maul [24:44]: "And I'm not gonna lie, going into this fight, I kind of thought, why is Tank fighting Lamont Roach?"
Rory [28:03]: "99% of the time, it would be considered that."
They express surprise at the fight ending in a draw, a rare outcome for Tank, and speculate on the implications for a potential rematch.
Maul [33:54]: "But he didn't seem like he was hurt."
Maul shares the humorous origin of his nickname "Space Cakes," recounting an experience during a Thanksgiving gathering where he unknowingly consumed weed-infused brownies, leading to an extended high.
Maul [44:46]: "So that's how I got the nickname Space Cakes."
The hosts engage in a candid discussion about tattoos, their personal choices, and the societal perceptions surrounding them. Maul reveals his aversion to tattoos due to OCD, while Rory humorously shares regrets about his own tattoos and the challenges of removal.
Maul [83:13]: "If I get one, if I look at any part of my body and it's not tatted, I'm gonna want to get it tatted."
Rory [84:02]: "I've had tattoos since I was 16."
A heartfelt segment celebrates Meek Mill's recent verse on his "Friday" album. The hosts commend his emotional depth and technical prowess, emphasizing the verse's impact on listeners and its potential as a contender for "Verse of the Year."
Damaris [112:49]: "To me, that makes me so happy. That makes me so fucking happy."
Rory [116:10]: "That verse was insane...if not the verse of the year."
The hosts reminisce about past interactions with celebrities. Maul recounts a teenage encounter with Halle Berry where he jokingly told her he'd "drink her bath water," leading to an amusing yet embarrassing memory.
Maul [91:45]: "I told her right there. I said, I drink your bath water."
The episode concludes with playful banter among the hosts, teasing each other about past stories and humorous exchanges. They also extend condolences to Angie Stone, who tragically passed away, emphasizing the fragility of life and the importance of supporting one another.
Maul [109:14]: "Rest in peace to Angie Stone... continue healing through this tough process."
Rory [116:43]: "Rest in peace, Ms. Angie Stone... life is fragile and let's love each other."
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This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 350 "Space Cakes," providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of the discussions, key moments, and the hosts' unique interactions.