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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Mal
I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast Math and Stories.
Rory
From the Frontiers of Marketing.
Mal
I'm having conversations with some folks across.
Rory
A wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their.
Mal
Fields and the lessons they learned along.
Rory
The way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like Chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty Tarang Amin Tarang, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist.
Mal
Jewel Being a rock star is very fun, but helping people is way more fun.
Rory
And Damian Maldonado, CEO of American Financing.
Mal
I figured out the formula.
Rory
I just have to work hard. Then that's magic. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math and the ever important creative spark, the magic.
Mal
Listen to math and Magic on the.
Rory
Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. The Volume.
Mal
New Warrior.
Rory
Now I'm an urban legend. South Central in a certain section can't express how I curve intact guesses evidence of A divine presence, Blessings held me down at times I seem reckless Effort got an L but gotta eat for effort.
Mal
Stretched it. Dropped him off in the Mojave Desert.
Rory
They left me ain't no answer to these trick questions.
Mal
Money making nip Straighten out my jewelry.
Rory
On my dress well known pick up.
Damaris
In jail clothes like you just yelling at me for no reason.
Mal
I didn't yell at you, all right? I don't yell. I don't do that. I don't yell. I don't yell. See, I ain't yelling. Don't do that.
Damaris
Fuck.
Mal
Don't tell me I'm yelling. I don't yell.
Damaris
Yo, I came in here Zen. Let me stay Zen.
Mal
You didn't come in here Zen. You came in here hen. Full of henny and hookah.
Rory
That's.
Mal
You. Came in here full of henny and full of.
Rory
Definitely hen.
Mal
Yeah, you hen right now. Cut this out.
Rory
Bit of Zen in you.
Mal
I'm Zen. All of us. Nobody ever came back to Zen.
Rory
Drowned by red wine and cognac.
Mal
As soon as I open my IG for the in days. Baby D, baby, I'm like, yo, why y'all sitting? Let Baby D have a birthday.
Rory
I can see the blue mist coming out your pores. Steaming in love.
Damaris
66 and down. Julio reposado.
Mal
Oh, my God. Baby D, first of all, you're not even supposed to be here right now. Well, I told you, take the day off.
Rory
We back to work. She still smell like a vacation.
Mal
Yeah, I told you, have a good time chilling. Houston, you. So when did you. First of all, it's good to see you. Happy birthday. I hope you had a great time.
Damaris
Thank you so much.
Mal
But when did you leave Houston? Did you not enjoy Sunday Funday?
Damaris
No, I left Houston at. Well, I was supposed to leave at 5pm but my flight got moved to like. We didn't leave till 8pm flight.
Mal
It's always funny how flights get moving.
Rory
Sometimes you just need three hours.
Mal
Sometimes just to accomplish what you need.
Rory
I just need three hours. That's all I need. Hotel night.
Mal
Three hours in Houston. Yo, you could do some three things with three hours of Houston.
Rory
Crazy damage.
Mal
Yeah, crazy. You can mess up a house at home with three hours of Houston.
Rory
100%.
Mal
That's a fact.
Rory
Ruin your life.
Mal
Three hours. Yeah. Not saying you did, Baby D, but go ahead. I'm sorry.
Damaris
I had. I had 48 hours, and I did what I had to do in 48 hours. I didn't what you did.
Mal
Yo, where your luggage at? You bought your luggage here?
Damaris
Nah, I went home. I got home my time, went shower.
Mal
Came home, gave them sins away. Huh? You had to go get in your own shower. I know. I know what it is. After one of them ships, you got to get in your own shower. All your products is right there. You know, exfoliate everything, make your cup of tea. Watch Poetic Justice. I know. I know what you did.
Damaris
Everything was copacetic. Everything was great. I had an amazing, amazing time. I feel refreshed. I feel like I'm ushering in a new era.
Mal
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Whenever.
Rory
You know, she did some wild.
Mal
Whenever they talk about usher in a new era.
Rory
Saturday was the old her.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
New year, new me.
Mal
New Year, new me.
Rory
The Damaris you knew was left. I left her in Houston. I have to reintroduce myself now to everybody.
Damaris
It's just, you know, you. You sometimes real. Sometimes as you get older, you stay in the house a lot, and you kind of.
Rory
You're only a day older, you kind.
Damaris
Of forget that you that bitch. And all it take. All it take is that one outfit. You go outside with the biggest money.
Mal
The marriage been gay, keeping herself. Yeah. For real.
Damaris
I be gatekeeping myself.
Mal
The girls love to say, I'm not gatekeeping myself no more. I'm coming outside.
Damaris
I mean, yeah, I'm not doing that no more. I came outside.
Mal
Yo, you was gatekeeping yourself. Damaris you on camera every week.
Rory
Oh, my God.
Mal
How are you gatekeeping yourself? You don't see me.
Damaris
You only see me on camera. You don't see me. And every time I come in here, what I'm wearing? This some sweatsuit.
Mal
Yeah. I ain't going to lie. I opened up my ig, cuz I. I was off, like, social media for a few days, and soon as I open up my ig, I got deal. I'm like, I'm not even posting nothing. Going to. Yo, Baby D wilding Baby D. So I go out, look, Baby D sitting there with the bodysuit on with the top of the. The thong showing.
Rory
I'm like, the thong attached to the shirt? Yeah.
Mal
I can't even. Like, was it. Was that. Was that bodysuit attached to the shoes you was wearing was like, all in one. You had to climb in that all in one.
Rory
Nah, it was like a onesie pajama.
Mal
Yeah, like, that was like. That was like the. What's the girls. The. The movie that Beyonce was in, Dream Girls. That was the Dream Girls bodysuit right there. You had your dream. That was given. It was given Dream Girls early Diana Ross. That's what it was given baby.
Rory
Somebody went in my comments and said, just seen baby D in midtown Houston whipping in a Buick enclave.
Damaris
Bye.
Rory
She was tearing. She popped up in my head.
Mal
Houston, up in the enclave. Nah, you wasn't in the enclave.
Rory
No, when I laughed out loud when someone put that in my comments.
Damaris
Bye.
Rory
Yo, she in mid city going crazy.
Mal
The Buick enclave. Yo, you was going crazy. You know that's a rental too. 100% enclave is a rental. You know, somebody rented the enclave at Avis.
Rory
Tag on the key.
Mal
Yeah, that was the Avis enclave.
Rory
No insurance.
Damaris
In a Bentley.
Mal
But I mean, how was in a Bentley? Oh, oh, Whoa.
Rory
Nah. If you didn't move your head with the seat, did it happen?
Mal
Whoa. Using the bee with the wings.
Damaris
I was chilling, you know, I really was. I was chilling. I had a great time. Thank you guys so much. I did go live and a listener sent me this. I don't remember saying this, but apparently I said this. Josh is about to play it. Your secrets.
Rory
That's the VIP section.
Damaris
Somebody at Rory and mall and tell them not making my flight. Tell them stop my pal.
Rory
I don't care.
Damaris
I'm outside.
Rory
First of all, screaming at the people that gave you the day off that you're not coming in.
Mal
I told you is the one. We told you you didn't have to come in. Like, what are you doing?
Rory
Like you're not taking a stand.
Damaris
What are you doing mean, like, not coming? I meant like for the week.
Mal
Oh, like you wasn't coming back. Okay. Oh, I mean. Well, this. Do your thing. Have fun.
Damaris
I decided to come back. I missed you guys. I decided to come back. I only needed 48 hours. I did everything I needed to do. Shout out to burgers and bottles and. And all the New York. New York took over Houston. I didn't meet one Houston.
Mal
Houstonian.
Damaris
I didn't meet not one Houston.
Rory
Go back to the last episode. I told you it'll be Brooklyn down there.
Damaris
I've met. I've met. I've met a couple people I ain't never seen before in the town.
Mal
No, I ain't never seen to see you.
Rory
That's cuz you've never made it to Canarsi. That's why you just got to take a few more stops. You don't see them.
Mal
Yo, I am. Yo, Damaris is. Yo, Damaris is really crazy.
Rory
Yo. The amount of like play by plays, I felt like I was there. Which we won't get into any drama, but I was getting updates from the people she was with. People out of town. Everyone was clocking Damaris's moves like it was really her weekend.
Mal
Yeah, it was good, though. As long as you had a good time and everybody was safe and everybody made it home, you know? Yeah.
Damaris
And now I'm not coming back out until we do burgers and bottles in New York. I'm not going nowhere. I'm in the house. Don't ask me to go nowhere. Don't ask me to do nothing.
Mal
Rory.
Damaris
I'm not going nowhere.
Mal
Oh, Rory. Rory be dragging you outside.
Damaris
Watch Rory say he don't go nowhere. Rory been outside lately?
Rory
So I didn't invite you. Monday, which was the start of our vacation, we all went and got birthday drinks, and that was it, where I invite you out to. You get mad that I don't invite you out.
Mal
Why?
Damaris
Me and Rory get drunk at FaceTime, people, but we ain't gonna talk about it.
Mal
Oh, yeah, you want y'all one of those. Y'all get drunk at facetime?
Rory
No, I'm. I'm her plus one.
Mal
Oh.
Rory
I just be there, like, okay. And then. Of course. Never mind. It's cool.
Damaris
It's cool.
Mal
Just.
Rory
Just know that the I said you was gonna do. I get a call at, like, 3:00am I did that.
Damaris
Yo, welcome to New Royal.
Rory
He's blocked. I said, nah, you blocked him. That means you could unblock them. She would stay like, nah, he blocked.
Mal
Listen, when the barrier start talking that block and not spinning the block. And Damaris is Ms. Ms. Block. Yeah, she's queen block.
Rory
She's gonna reopen.
Mal
Whether you spinning blocks or blocking somebody, it ain't no new era gotta be blocked no more.
Damaris
Because it's. It's.
Rory
It's.
Damaris
Don't worry about it.
Rory
Just imagine yelling at your friends with confidence, like, nah, he blocked. That could never happen. You blocked. You can unblock.
Mal
You can unblock. And even when you block them, you still know what they doing. You still following their movements, like, yeah, we gotta get past that. We gotta stop acting like when we block them, they just disappear off the face of the earth. That's not what happened.
Rory
Absolutely not.
Mal
Yeah. When you block somebody, you actually pay attention more to what they're doing.
Rory
And you can just go on your phone and unblock them.
Mal
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
Especially after a night of pergola and.
Mal
Then blame it on alcohol and burgers and bottles in Houston. Nah, you know what I mean? I ain't never seen you before.
Damaris
Where you been at?
Rory
You sure you're from New York? What school you go to? I am 35. What dorm you stay in.
Mal
I love. I love when Damaris go outside. I live vicariously through the marriage. Like, I want to just, like, bump into Damaris. Like she don't know I'm in the spot she's in and just watch her.
Rory
Oh, yeah.
Mal
Once I got to get, like, a full disguise and just watch Damaris movements because my.
Rory
My vacation technically started on Thursday. And you left, what, Friday?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Once I saw that first video, I contemplated. I was like, what are these. What are these? Frontier flights to Houston?
Mal
Take a Frontier.
Rory
Houston.
Mal
It's crazy.
Rory
What is Alaska Airlines doing right now?
Mal
Nah, you could get. You get some tickets for the. What's those. Those flights that crashed. American Airlines and Delta. Yeah, yeah, for the low.
Rory
No, it's still low now.
Mal
Yeah, it's all for the low. That's on sales clearance anytime.
Rory
Yeah, Just show up to the airport.
Mal
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's clear. You can buy it at the counter. It's clearance now.
Rory
You can go anywhere before 11 for a flight.
Mal
Yeah, let them go.
Damaris
We have to do a trip like that to Houston. No, it don't have to be.
Mal
I'm about to say. I can't. Listen, I'm very, very self aware. Houston. I can't do Houston. I just can't.
Rory
I'd like to see you in rare form.
Mal
Nah, I can't do Houston, man. I can't. I did Houston a couple times, and I had to talk on myself the last time, like, yo, I'm done. I can't do Houston.
Rory
You blocked Houston?
Mal
Yeah, I blocked Houston. I can't do it. I can't book no flights, no hotels, nothing in Houston.
Rory
I mean, judging off the videos that she posted, I feel like you and I would have cleaned up in Houston. You looked all right now.
Damaris
It was some. It was. It was some in there for sure.
Rory
And you was like, up top, vip. He was looking down at everyone.
Mal
Yeah, you had the.
Rory
My red beard sparkling up top. Oh, yeah, I'm cleaning up. Just shimmering. Too much coconut oil.
Damaris
No, that's like scaring the Hoes 101.
Rory
I don't scare the hoes.
Mal
Nah, Rory don't scare them, do we?
Rory
That's like a podcast running joke that I lean into. My jersey's in the rafters.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
You know, I don't think we've been doing this for 10 years of joking about me and women, but, no, it's not like that.
Mal
Yeah, I don't. I've never seen you, like, in a setting where you were scaring the women. I can't even See you doing that.
Rory
No, not at all.
Mal
You're too socially awkward. Like you don't even really talk like that with women.
Rory
I'm not really socially awkward. In big groups I am, but like if it's just like three women kicking it. Yeah, I'm the fucking. I get like you.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Way funnier than I've ever been before.
Damaris
Riz.
Rory
King Charming, yo. Why do you guess? I'm guessing astrology.
Mal
That I don't believe in that on my jacket though. Like I just thought turn into a stand up comedian like that which women.
Damaris
Come around now that's the Jacky way though. But in like a cool way. Not in a doofy way.
Mal
But I'm like, that would. It could be like just a group in general. Like if we somewhere chilling with people. Like I'm just. We're talking like we're kicking it. I'm not like quiet when somebody around groups. You never see me around a group and I'm just in the corner not saying nothing in a while. Yeah, like I speak to everybody.
Damaris
I definitely was giggling out day draws this weekend though.
Mal
I'm just here to tell how many draws.
Rory
Yo, we cool.
Mal
How many? I'm just saying, how many draws.
Damaris
That's is you a fat.
Mal
I'm just saying how many?
Rory
How many draws you collecting bodies over the weekends?
Damaris
Like what?
Rory
It's a crazy life.
Damaris
It's just a metaphor, you know, you make giggle, man. I still got it. I could still make a giggle, bro. I still got it.
Rory
Oh, like over the music too. Like the little whisper giggles.
Damaris
Yeah. Oh, the whisper.
Rory
When you start clowning, what other people wearing? Give her then touch her knee.
Damaris
Damn. Oh, now you, you. That's dirty mackin. That's dirty mackin. Clowning. What other niggas wearing to make the bitch laugh in the club?
Rory
Oh no, it's always women. Which I guess is worse.
Mal
Wait, wait, hold on. You be clowning on what women are wearing to other women?
Rory
Wait, you don't people watch at clubs.
Mal
Oh, that. People watch for life. That's my full time job.
Rory
Yeah. So if you're sitting with a woman, you know people watch with her. And especially girls that are funny.
Mal
It depends. Because you gotta know that she's a people watcher too.
Rory
Oh, for sure.
Mal
Like I'm great at peeping people watchers. Like if I'm sitting somewhere and then I look over and there's another girl sitting there too, and then we lock eyes and we both start laughing at something, it's like, okay, she with me. Like we peep the same shit. We laughing at the same shit. Now. Me and her could kick it.
Rory
Of course not.
Mal
But you can't just go up to a random girl and be like, yo, look at shorty right here.
Rory
Of course not.
Mal
She like, yo, who is this?
Rory
I thought that went without saying. I was skipping that. A fisherman always spots another fisherman.
Mal
Like, no, I know that you can.
Rory
Find the girl that, oh, she's on the same type of time I am.
Mal
Same rhythm. Absolutely.
Rory
So, yeah, he's gonna sit there and. Something wrong.
Damaris
Somebody making a crab boy or something in this building.
Rory
I'm sorry.
Damaris
Me a peach beef. I'm sorry.
Rory
Nah, it's the papa dough coming off your skipping.
Mal
Yeah. Using papa dose. He was a Papa dose for 11 hours. What you expect?
Rory
Like your hair smell like restaurant.
Mal
Yeah. Like your hair smelling like a fish boil right now. Like a crab boy. Stay out of papa Doe's.
Damaris
Well, what was going on in the. In the culture while I was, you know, I was outside touching grass? As. As one might say I was touching grass.
Rory
Like in the half vacation I had, we were sort of outside. I went to a psychic.
Mal
Did you?
Damaris
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Rory
Yeah. By the way, psychics are real.
Mal
Psychics are not real, man.
Rory
I said the same thing. It was all a bunch of LOLs. Ha ha ha. We should go see a psychic. That would be fun. And then we got in there and named every one of my family members, named y'all by name. And I'm like, I didn't make an appointment. Like it's. I was a walker.
Mal
She knows you. She watches the show.
Rory
That seven year old white, her husband in the kitchen, breathing louder than the old boy from. Hey, Arnold.
Mal
Oh, you went to a psychic that was in her own house.
Rory
Yes.
Mal
Okay. Tax write off. I like, I like the way she's going so far. Use the house as a business, write that off on the taxes. And that's kind of similar to what the oracle was in the Matrix. She was in her kitchen.
Rory
Yes.
Mal
She knew everything that was going to happen. Was it a black woman?
Rory
No, it was an old white woman. Her husband. Like it wasn't even really a divider between the kitchen and that. It was just like.
Mal
Like you and you in the crib. Yeah.
Rory
Pouring more maple syrup on his French toast than I've ever seen a human being do.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
So I was like, oh, this is totally giving me word. This is gonna be hilarious.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Me and the people. People I was with were laughing like, this is exactly what we thought this was going to be. Let's have some fun. We watched Carmen hip hop opera right before we were clowning Wyclef and Beyonce.
Mal
You in the second cards.
Rory
The cards don't lie. This is on our way to go see the psycho.
Mal
Oh, okay.
Rory
Like when Beyonce was going, no, no, no, no. Anytime. Wyclef put.
Mal
Yeah, the cards.
Rory
That was the funniest scene.
Mal
Yeah, Yeah.
Rory
I need that soundtrack on dsps. So we get in there all giggles. And then that tore us all apart. Told us about every bit of our lives. Knew everyone's names. That is real. I didn't know she was working with the devil or Jesus, but I was terrified.
Mal
Well, what was she saying?
Rory
I don't. I can't really get into it because it was so personal.
Mal
Sorry. Okay.
Rory
Yeah, it was.
Mal
So do you kind of like it was worth it?
Rory
I don't know. Because all she did with the first session for all of us was just prove that she was for real and it wasn't some Ms. Cleo. And boy, was she right. I have to. I'm scared to go to the next session. She gave me her car. She's like, when you want to, like, know some. This was. This was me just proving that I know what's going on in your life. Like naming names.
Mal
She named my name.
Rory
No good. But you were brought up for sure.
Mal
How does she know?
Rory
She brought up my mom's name and type 1 diabetes. Out the gate.
Mal
Gate? Really?
Rory
She, one of the people I was with, sat down first, and she started this shit out. Just out the gate. We were sitting there. She was like, yo, close your eyes and, you know, touch some crystals or some shit, thinking nothing. She walks to the kitchen, come back, open your eyes. Who's Michael? This chick's face just got pale, like. How do you know about Michael? I'm not going to get into the specifics, but she knew every last thing about Michael and what was going on that day. It was the scariest fucking thing I've ever. I was terrified. Like, we were really shook walking out of that. Like, we were trying to giggle to get over how scared we were.
Mal
See? Nah, that's why you got to take me with you, because she would have said, who's Mike? I'd have. Like, which Michael.
Rory
No, that's what she said to the psychic. And then she. The psychic let her know which Michael.
Mal
Started breaking down like that. Michael.
Rory
Yeah. Yeah.
Mal
Okay. Got you. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about psychics, man. The little chick downstairs, right next door, they be trying to get me in there. Every time I walk past, I'm like, yo, get out of here. I'm not.
Rory
I just want to know how they pay the rent.
Mal
Rent.
Rory
Because that's. I mean, you write. You want to block that cost. I know what we pay for this. And you got the storefront. And I've never seen one person in it. We were so shook after the sidekick, we went the following.
Mal
This is pissing me off. My ocd. Good.
Rory
We went the following. That's what the psychic brought up about you.
Mal
Ocd.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Great.
Rory
It's from trauma in your past. Yeah, I'll get into it. It's okay. We went to go get our aura pictures taken the following day just because we were trying to, like, balance off how terrified we were. And, you know, that made me feel a little bit better.
Damaris
What's your aura? What color your. What it's looking like.
Rory
Oh, I should have brought the picture. I could bring it up for Patreon and we can go through it.
Mal
The color of your aura.
Rory
Yeah. What it can change. But mine, it was reds and purples.
Mal
Okay.
Rory
Told me really good things about myself.
Mal
Good.
Rory
Which actually match with the psychic. I will say the psychic. I'll give you guys this much. Maybe I'll get into more on Patreon about the psychic. She said, you have a really good heart. This is how it started after she tore Shorty up. And I was like, like, damn, it's my turn now. I sit down. She's like, you have a really good heart. I was like, yes, because she tore apart first sentence. Yeah, but you carry this dark cloud of depression over you, so you never use that good heart. I was like, jesus Christ.
Damaris
Four plus four.
Rory
It's like, what?
Mal
She ate you right up. You had to pay to get 8 up 100. That's crazy.
Rory
I left feeling more depressed, and she had her hand out like, you owe me this.
Mal
Yeah, yeah, like that. That cost. That's gonna cost you you. Wow. Okay. Though that was more adventurous than what I did.
Rory
I mean, did you leave the state? You were talking about going to a beach.
Mal
Yeah. No, I didn't. I went to. Instead. I went to the. The post. You know, the little postcard cabins and skills. I went. I was. I was gonna do two nights. I was like, let me do one. I was like, I don't think I do two nights alone in no cat in woods. Like, I'm not doing that. Yeah.
Rory
All right. But you didn't go to the one that is always on the Instagram ad where you're like, damn, Everyone I know from Instagram is probably that.
Mal
Not, not that one.
Rory
Okay.
Mal
Yeah, it was, it was. But it's the same type of. Not, not that particular one, but the same type of. Because I always wanted to do it, but I was like, I want. I was gonna do two nights, but I was like, let me start with one and just. And I'm glad I did one night because two nights is. Is a little crazy.
Rory
Just dolo.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Do you wanna know yourself?
Mal
Smoke some, you know, smoke, chill, have some food. It's a lot of. Let me start this. It's a lot of trash ass music out here.
Damaris
Oh, my God.
Mal
I listen to a lot of music. Like just, you know, and alone in the cabin. I'm just listening. Let me just listen to music while I'm out here sitting here smoking. Smoking. I'm like, it's a lot of bad. I think we, we don't, we don't realize how much bad music is like really in the space. Yeah, we don't. It's a lot of trash music out here. A lot of cats that people think is dope and town. That is garbage, man. Yeah. I'm just saying that's. Just get away from the noise, get away from the city. Go somewhere, just be alone and just listen to music. Yo. It's a lot of bad music out here.
Rory
I was, was with young people over our break and there was two things I learned similar to what you're saying. Their music tastes awful.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
And they stay on FaceTime all day.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
They never get off FaceTime. Like, even if it's a quick question, they won't text. They will be on FaceTime. I'll be driving in the car, not realizing she's been on FaceTime for four hours.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
No clue. She'll leave FaceTime and then leave the room and they'll. Other people be on Face. They treat it like clubhouse.
Mal
Yeah. Yeah.
Rory
Like, how much data you got?
Mal
Yeah. No, I've seen somebody on FaceTime but wasn't even looking at the phone. Didn't even have the phone in their hand. The phone was in their pocket. On FaceTime. I'm like, they pulled the phone out. You just see somebody on FaceTime. I'm like, you've been talking to that person on FaceTime this whole time you were standing here? Yeah. Why? Why not just make it a voice call? Like, why is it FaceTime?
Damaris
Well, Ma, you have ADHD like me. I mean, yours is a little bit more seasoned, but like, we've had the conversation before. When I tell you I Talk on the phone instead of listening to music. To clean. If I'm. If somebody's face is on my phone, I won't scroll on my phone. Does that make sense?
Mal
No, but you're missing what I'm saying, baby. D. The phone was in their pocket.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
And the person was on FaceTime.
Damaris
Well, they must have. You know, maybe they were on their way somewhere.
Rory
They were leaving their phone in other rooms and going to other rooms for hours and coming back. And the FaceTime conversation was still going. Like, you could just hang up.
Damaris
No.
Rory
And you could join. Join later.
Mal
I'm not mad at that. If it's just a voice call, then, yeah, you could walk around, do what you want. But having somebody sitting in their bed on FaceTime and you got the phone in your pocket, and then you pull it out and then you see somebody. Like, I. You know, if you pull your phone right now and I'm sitting next to you, baby, I can just see that somebody's on FaceTime. And I'm like, yo, this whole time you've been on FaceTime with this person with your phone in your pocket.
Rory
It's Clubhouse. Like, you know, on Clubhouse, you'd be on stage, but you'd mute it and maybe go do some shit. That's how they treat FaceTime. And then on top of that, I didn't know you could share a screen. They're on TikTok together, just going through reels and shit on FaceTime.
Mal
Yeah. The world's crazy.
Rory
It blew my mind.
Mal
Yeah. Going into the. Into the woods and being in the cabin like that. It really lets you know exactly how much we depend on, like, technology. And because I'm not gonna lie, I started getting anxiety a little bit. I'm like, damn. Like, I'm not away from society, but it felt like it. And I'm just like, imagine if this was everyday life. Like, it's this quiet. You don't see nobody if you don't want to. I was like, I don't know if I could live like that yet. I still want to see people and hear cars pass by. Like, I'm from the city. I'm from New York. I need some type of noise while I'm in the grave.
Rory
That's. You gotta get that noise app. Traffic, Rain noises. So I go to sleep.
Mal
Sleep. Really? Traffic noises.
Rory
I've done traffic noises before. Like highway traffic. Not just, like, horns.
Mal
I was about to say, like, that's how you go to sleep. Like, something's wrong with you.
Rory
It's relaxed sounds. Well, this Was rain, but, yeah, heavy rain. Waterfall, fountain. Where's it at?
Mal
Go to the traffic.
Damaris
What is traffic? I didn't.
Mal
Oops.
Rory
I go to sleep here.
Damaris
All right.
Mal
That could be wind and rain.
Damaris
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
No, it's.
Mal
I need to hear horns.
Rory
It's not like Bronx outside.
Mal
I thought it was move the out the way. I thought it was that type of.
Rory
Like, traffic, you know? I could probably go to sleep that way.
Mal
Oh, that's New York.
Rory
But I. I finally understand why, like, these younger people, their friendships break up so quick and the relationships break up. Y'all talk all goddamn day, all day. There's nothing to look forward to or even learn about each other.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
You literally sit for 12 hours on FaceTime with your friend.
Mal
It's crazy. We live in a crazy.
Rory
Of course you're not gonna be friends with them in a week.
Mal
Yeah. Our social. Our social relationships and our social health is. You need to check your social health sometimes. I think that's why I was like, let me just go. Like, I always wanted to spend that time in one of those little cabins, just to see what it was like. I probably won't ever do it again, but it was cool.
Rory
You should do it with a young lady.
Mal
Maybe. Maybe I'll try that next time. Try to take a lady with me and see how that works. But it was cool, though. It wasn't bad. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Glad I only did one night, but. Yeah. I don't know if I'll do it again anytime soon.
Rory
Yeah, I did that, like, three Christmases ago. Christmas Eve.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Four, maybe. We went up Catskills in that area. And, like, I'm not, like, I. I do pride myself in being a masculine man. I know how to fix things. Tires. I can fix it around the house. I'm. You know, I'm. I. I still have tasks. Rabbit, don't get me wrong. Crazy.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
But when you try to impress a girl with your, like, wilderness skills and. And you've never really chopped wood with, like, a real ax.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
It's a little embarrassing on Christmas Eve.
Mal
Trying to make firewood.
Rory
I got the grill going. I'm feeling myself at this point.
Mal
Think you're a man? Yeah, I think you're a man.
Rory
Mind you, there's a pile of wood that the company already cut. No, no, I need. I need my wood. Yeah, I need Kindle.
Mal
Yeah. Yeah.
Rory
That hit me in the back. Yeah.
Mal
You don't want. You don't know how hard that. Your hands. I would like. Oh, My God, the first time I did that, I did not realize when you hit wood with an ax, what it does to your hands.
Rory
Hey, vibrant.
Mal
I'm like, yeah. Like, people sit here all day and chop wood. That's why when you ever meet those people and you shake their hands, I feel like you shook the hand of a grizzly bear. Yeah. It's like, yo, the. Are you doing every chopping wood and.
Rory
Then I'm sitting there blaming the ax.
Mal
Yeah. This act. Oh, this is dull.
Rory
No. 100. Like, they didn't even sharpen. They probably got the good one up in the shed by. They like. Yeah, they're hoarding the good one.
Mal
You want to know if you're a man, go and try to live wilderness. Go try to live in the woods. Pitch a tent. Let me see you put a tent up. Do you know how to put a tent up?
Rory
With or without directions?
Mal
Doesn't matter.
Rory
It would take me a while. I know I could do it, but it wouldn't be a swift. If the rain was coming, We're.
Mal
Yeah, like. Like, if we had to get minutes. Yeah.
Rory
If it's at dusk, we sleeping outside. We'll do this in the morning because it's going to take me a while. And I'm always the one that will just look at the box, not directions. So halfway through, when I'm getting the stakes in, I realize I skipped. Skipped the most important step and have to take the whole thing down. Yeah, like, we won't have a roof now.
Mal
Yeah. Step one, the sleeping bags. Yeah, Just put the sleeping bags on the floor.
Rory
I do think about that. Like in Castaway. I know it's a movie, but I'm like, I'm dead. Oh, it's like, that's not happening.
Mal
Yeah. I would have died. There's no way. I'm not. I'm not gonna think to take a coconut and make sneakers. Like, I'm not. My brain doesn't go there. Like, I'm gonna just drink the coconut water and throw that shit away when I'm done. Like. Like, maybe make a little cool hat helmet or something. I don't know. Like sneakers. This. Made sneakers out of coke.
Rory
Threw a spear from the other side of the island and it landed on a fish.
Mal
Yeah. Nah.
Rory
When I don't like fish, but I mean, for survival, I guess I would do it. I kind of know how to fillet a fish when you catch one, but I wouldn't know. Like, I don't know my fish.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Like, the fish that he hit with the sword, like, Is that eatable? And, like, what do I eat?
Mal
Oh, oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Like, some fish can be toxic and you're not supposed to eat. I wouldn't know.
Rory
From my understanding, every berry kills you.
Mal
Only Tropicana knows which one. And I like mushrooms. Some mushrooms will kill you in the. In the forest. So I wouldn't survive.
Damaris
Would you do the drinking piss thing? Like, could you survive off that?
Mal
Drink my own piss?
Damaris
Yes.
Mal
Absolutely not. I'm not that thirsty.
Damaris
Y'all said y'all would let somebody on y'all for a million, but you wouldn't drink your own piss.
Mal
I'm not. I didn't say somebody could. In my mouth for a million dollars.
Rory
Okay, like, now that it's on the.
Mal
Table, like, in my mouth, Absolutely not. Drink my own piss. I'm not doing that. I'm not that thirsty.
Rory
But isn't that. That won't help you.
Mal
Yes.
Rory
That's just like a kink.
Damaris
No, no. That's how people survive.
Rory
Now you're just being freaky in the woods for no reason by yourself.
Damaris
That's how people survive when they. Like.
Mal
Like, who survived like that, man? Who. You know that said, yo, yo, it was rough. I had to drink my own piss. Who. You know, whose story had his arm.
Rory
Under the rock for a week and didn't drink his piss?
Mal
Yeah, who drank their piss that you drank?
Damaris
It was in a movie. Let me look at it.
Mal
In a movie. I'm talking about real. You asking me in real life would I drink my piss? I'm telling you, no.
Rory
Bad for you. I don't think that would help you.
Mal
But if Tarantino had it in the script, maybe I would do it. Like, you know what I mean? But in real life, no, I'm not doing that. Drink your own. Wasn't it a boxer that did that? Probably, yeah, it was a boxer that did that. I think he drank. He said it's like. It's a lot of nutrients in your urine.
Damaris
Oh, yeah. It says that urine should not be consumed. Urine should not be consumed in a survival situation, even when no other fluid is available, because urine tends to worsen it because it has a lot of salt in it. I didn't know piss was salty.
Mal
Yeah. Juan. Juan Manuel Marquez, he drank his own urine.
Rory
And then there was that one. Isn't there, like, a piss influencer?
Damaris
Yeah, I remember him.
Rory
I forgot.
Damaris
We talked. We talked about it.
Mal
Ms. Be nasty.
Rory
Yo, first of all, that's liquid gold.
Mal
Yeah, that is coconut water. Absolutely.
Rory
That's what Tom that would cure Flint. My bad.
Mal
All I'm saying is not too soon. It's been a very miss Be nasty move from the west coast. And then it was LA fires. That's all I'm saying. Man, if she was still out there we would never saw them fight.
Rory
The water source that J.D. vance was.
Mal
She could have saved everybody.
Damaris
Insensitive I guess.
Rory
Well leave it. The piss influencer is crazy. I just feel it in my muscles. It gives me a lot of clarity.
Mal
Yeah, that's crazy.
Damaris
So yeah.
Rory
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Mal
Sometimes we'll even have a lively debate.
Rory
And we'll have plenty of other forms, fun, surprises, and trivia too. Oh, and me, well, I'm the lucky ghost crew Stowaway, who gets to help moderate and guide the discussion each week. Kinda like how Kanan guided Ezra in the ways of the Force. You see what I did there? Nicely done, John. Thanks, Tia. So hang on. Cause it's gonna be a fun ride.
Mal
Cue the music.
Rory
Listen in the Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Julie Stewart Banks.
Mal
I'm doing a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts and the National Hockey League, and.
Damaris
I'm paired up with one of my.
Rory
Favorite players, the always quotable Nate Thompson. I wore nine NHL sweaters and I.
Mal
Have story after story to share.
Rory
And believe it or not, I have plenty to say. And not just about hockey. Believe me, he does. Energy Line with Nate and JSB is the name of the podcast and it's.
Mal
Gonna be, well, it's gonna be quite the ride.
Rory
We're officially linemates, Nate. We're the Energy Line. We'll have plenty of folks join us. Current players, some of my former teammates, hall of Famers, and wait till you see some of the connections that Julie has. She has quite the Rolodex.
Mal
Okay, we'll lean into Nate's playing experience.
Rory
And tap into our interests away from.
Damaris
Hockey and try to do what energy.
Mal
Lines are supposed to do. Provide an emotional boost.
Rory
How do you feel about all that, Nate? I'm vibing Julie. I'm ready to roll.
Mal
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
We're also hearing how leaders brought their businesses out of unprecedented times, like Stephane Bonsell, CEO of Moderna.
Mal
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Damaris
This ex situation that's been going on. The ex has been going crazy. Mine too. I ain't going to lie. When I was in Houston, but the ex has been going crazy.
Mal
Car don't just skip over that.
Rory
Why was it was a weird transition, but now it was a good one.
Mal
Why was your ex going crazy?
Damaris
We ain't going to talk about why.
Mal
Was your ex going crazy while you was in Houston?
Damaris
All it took was a Houston. All it took was a Houston trip to flip the tables out of ho.
Mal
Damn, he went crazy. Just saw you in Houston having a good time and that was it.
Rory
I'mma shoot homie some bail. If, if I see my. My ex going to Houston, I'm. I'm gonna wonder what's going on, but why it's not a little R R, but why not there to go find.
Damaris
R and R is funny as.
Mal
But why I gotta be Houston? It could be anywhere. Like, if you want to know what your ex has got going on, like it's just Houston or like if my girl went to my ex girl went to, I don't know, Mississippi, I would be like, what do you do?
Rory
It's not a retreat in Utah.
Mal
I'm like, what are you doing in Mississippi? Like, like, you know what I'm saying? Like Mississippi.
Rory
Like she's studying history. I don't know.
Mal
Yeah, but I would want to know. It's not just Houston for me is what I'm saying.
Rory
I'm saying it's just Houston and it's.
Mal
Depending on what type of ex though. Is it an ex that I'm still like, you Know, we still. We working on. We got. We going through something right now, and we kind of just not seen eye to eye. Or if it's that X where it's like, yo, I don't ever want to see you. Like, if it's that type of ex, I don't care what she's doing, but if it's my ex, I'm just like. Like, yeah, we going through something, man. We going. You know? So that looked like that's what baby D is. Baby. They just going, no, I'm just content.
Damaris
Cardi B.
Mal
Okay?
Rory
And I know the marriage's ego. She wasn't mad at that text. She was like, yeah, you see me?
Mal
Damaris did that. She posted all of that. Hope, let me tell you.
Rory
This is why close friends.
Mal
Hold on. This is why I don't. With Damaris, because she know good and goddamn well she was posting all of that hoping that homie was blowing her phone. If he didn't blow her phone up and was going crazy after she posted all that, Damaris would have been upset.
Rory
But that's why.
Mal
That's the games women play.
Rory
That's why homie had to hold it down and pretend like he didn't even see nothing.
Mal
Nah, he can't do that. She know he can't do that.
Rory
Just go past the circle.
Mal
Nah, you can't do that. You can't see a girl wearing that cat suit like that and not. Ain't no way in hell you gotta.
Rory
Hit her phone and you just did her laundry. Like, when'd she get this? I've never even seen this in her closet.
Mal
Doing your girl laundry while she in Houston is fucking crazy.
Rory
I'm saying right before.
Damaris
I'm not that ill. I wish I was that ill. Yo.
Mal
Doing your girl laundry, that you open your phone and she in Houston with a cat suit on in the club. Have some pride. Where's your pride at? You in here washing her underwear and she in Houston shaking ass?
Rory
That is wild.
Mal
Nah, you bugging homie. She ain't gonna never respect you for that.
Rory
She was doing Ayahuasca out there.
Mal
Yeah. Was that his name? That's his name. Ayahuasca.
Rory
All right.
Mal
That's what's up.
Rory
Imagine going to your girl's phone. Is he in Texas from Ayahuasca? That's the new dominoes. Yeah, that's how it works. Sometimes you get a call.
Damaris
Yeah, that's how it works.
Mal
Yeah. But cardi being offset. I feel like we talk about Cardi being offset at least once a month. They Let us not. Yeah, they pull us into their group chat. So I saw Cardi talking about something on IG Live and saying that Offset has been making her life a little rough post breakup, post divorce. He's been harassing her. He's been. You know, I think he sent some. Some of the sex tapes.
Damaris
Fuck all that, Ma. What are you doing? If you are in a relationship with a girl and her ex sends you a video of him fucking her? What you doing?
Mal
If I'm in a relationship with a girl and her ex sends me a video of them having sex?
Rory
1. How'd you get my number?
Mal
Yeah, let's start there. How'd you get my number? I would obviously ask my girl. We would talk about Leo. Homie just sent me this video. Like, what's up with this? I just want to know if. Is it recent?
Damaris
If it's old. Let's say it's old, and I know it's old. It's her ex husband. Yeah, it's old.
Mal
I'm like, yo, what's up with this weird dude? Like, what's up with him? Like, why is homie sending me the videos of y'all? Like, what type of crazy shit is that? Like, why are you sending me videos of my girlfriend when y'all were together? Like, that's just weird. Like, I don't even. I don't even understand how. Again, I don't know if this. Has this been proven to be true or. Cardi just said it.
Damaris
I don't think she would lie about that. But, I mean, she just said, okay.
Mal
So let's say it's true. Why would Offset even do that, though? Like, what is the. What is. Now I can understand if he did it and they just, like, linked up last night.
Damaris
Even. Even that you should.
Mal
No, but I'm saying you shouldn't do that. But I understand if he's doing it like that. But if this is when y'all was together and y'all haven't been together and I don't know how long, it's like, that's just weird because it's like, yo, bro, like, this is. I wasn't even with her when y'all just. Y'all. Y'all shot. Y'all made this video. Like, why are you sending me this?
Damaris
When y'all shot this thing?
Rory
Obviously, y'all shot this scene.
Mal
Yeah, obviously y'all had sex. Y'all got a family. Like, obviously. Duh. Okay. What is this?
Damaris
Playing video game with your son? I know y'all had sex.
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
Like, oh, my Bad. I'm disrespectful. See, don't do. Like, that's for me.
Mal
Nah, See, but I wouldn't even. I wouldn't even meet him with disrespect, though. I would be like, yo, dude, this dude is crazy. Like, what is he. Why is he sending me this? Yeah, I wouldn't meet him with disrespect and send him a video of Cardi sucking me off. Like. Like, I would. Because I seen some people say, yo, he gotta send the video back a Cardi.
Damaris
Like, yo.
Mal
And I'm like, nah, why would you do that? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, why would y'all even think of going that route? I would just be more concerned. Like, yo, what's up with this dude? What is he trying to get out of sending me this video?
Rory
You guys know I'm not mature, but I would go the mature. Like, I would just look at him like a weirdo. Like, what's. What are you doing?
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Like, are you. You need real help.
Mal
Yeah, I don't. I just don't understand that.
Rory
I don't think that y'all have had sex. Do you think? I think my girl didn't have sex with her exes.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Like, what are we proving?
Mal
It's just. It's just. That's what I said. Now, if this is a recent hookup.
Rory
Even then it's weird. Even if y'all are cruising over everyone's unprotected, y'all be like, yo, you just with. I just with her, and I'm mad raw, and I her like, ah, cool. That's a conversation if you want to have it.
Mal
Right.
Rory
But exchanging game film, I just don't really see. Yeah, I'm not the point of that entire thing.
Mal
Yeah, I've never. I've never been into. I've never even been into, like, when. When dudes have, like, you know, sex with girls and they're like, yo, I was shorty last night. We went crazy. And then they try to show you. I'm like, I don't want to talk about this.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Like, I'm like, yo, like, it makes me mad uncomfortable. Yeah. Like, that's just. I don't know. It's just weird to me. And sending a dude that.
Rory
It's illegal.
Mal
It's illegal. But then it's like, why are you sending this video to this. Her new dude?
Damaris
I think it's an egotistical thing. Like, like, kind of a. I own that. That's always gonna be mine. That's my ex wife type thing. But it just. It comes. If it did happen, it comes across very corny.
Mal
Okay, well, if you own it, then why I'm in here playing with her balloon knot? Oh, if you own it.
Rory
Because he doesn't.
Mal
Like, I'm she in my bed right now.
Rory
Like, I don't know.
Mal
Obviously you don't.
Rory
These are we don't know rumors. Whatever. What is Offset's goal right now? Because before it was like, get your family back. Cool. I'm on that time. I get. Get your family back, bro.
Mal
He's hurt.
Rory
This doesn't get your family back.
Mal
No, he's.
Rory
Cardi B's not gonna be like, like, damn, he sent you that video. I forgot about that one. What he doing? No, she be like, yo, you're a weirdo. This is illegal. Cardi B didn't like, grab a new man's phone. Like, man, I miss him. No, she probably went, this is disgusting. And grossed. Why is this the father of my kids?
Mal
And. And then Offset is playing a danger. Cuz with women. You're not going to. You're not going to win in that game with women.
Rory
Women, you're not going to win in the court of law with Cardi B. As we seen. And now you're sending porn of her. That's illegal.
Mal
Yeah, it's just you don't play that game with women because women can crush a man's ego so easily. Like, you're gonna lose that game. Like, why would you even try to jump into that type of arena with a woman? Like, you're gonna lose that. Like, first of all, it's weird like you said, but a woman could. Cardi could literally crush Offset's entire ego if she wanted to.
Damaris
She gotta send him a video of her of. Of him nutting on her teeth and spelling his name. You gotta drag it.
Mal
Wow. How do we get.
Damaris
You gotta drag it. You gotta drag. I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying. But, you know, how did we get there? She gotta drag it.
Mal
Yeah, but Damaris, where's your brain at? Like, how did you even go to that?
Rory
Their parents. Like, how did your celebrity parents. They should keep all of their sex stuff in their camera roll.
Damaris
Oh, yes, very true, very true. I'm sorry.
Mal
Sending a video of him nutting on your teeth.
Rory
And first of all, if I'm the new man now, I think it's. Let's. Let's say that scenario happened. And let's not even say car. I'm dating a woman that is going through A breakup with her ex husband.
Damaris
Nasty breakup.
Rory
And that. He sends that video to me. I'm like, this is weird. And then she goes, all right, take your phone out and nut on my face, and I'll send it to him. I'm like, y'all two deserve each other. Get away from. All of you are weird. No, I'm not nutting on your face to send your ex husband.
Damaris
Yeah, all of that is crazy.
Rory
And, I mean, she's already bruised his ego. Like, that's how we even got here.
Mal
Yeah, I just.
Rory
I wish they'd leave us out the group chat.
Mal
Yeah, it's. It's looking bad for Offset, though. I mean, I. You know, you gotta. You gotta have some type of pride. And, you know, y'all got a family together no matter what happens, whether she's with you or not. So there's a certain way you're supposed to carry yourself throughout the breakup, the divorce, certain things you're not supposed to do ever as men is. And that's one of them. Sending her new dude a sex tape of. Of. Of y'all is just. That's just not. Man, that's just not we supposed to do.
Rory
So do you think it was Robert Kraft dancing with her that really did it? That pushed Offset over the edge?
Mal
Nah, that was the last thing. I think it was her getting out of Stefan's car.
Rory
Well, I mean, there's a reason why Robert Kraft had the access to bring her out at the Patriots party for the execs.
Mal
Was that a recent video?
Rory
I don't know. I thought it was.
Mal
I thought that was the super bowl when she. They had asked her to do the super bowl that year.
Rory
Oh, maybe it was. Was. But it's funnier in the timeline of this.
Mal
Yeah. Yeah.
Rory
Because that's what everyone was saying, like.
Damaris
So we did confirm that Stefan Diggs is her new man. I don't know.
Mal
I mean, he. She was just getting out of his car at a hotel late at night.
Rory
Oh.
Damaris
I mean, that happened.
Mal
They could have went upstairs and just, you know, played pinochle. I don't know.
Damaris
Espresso martinis. For sure.
Mal
Yeah. Making sure she got home safe and talked to.
Rory
The sun went up. I saw he slept on the couch.
Mal
Stefanzo. He seems like a good guy. He's gonna make sure women get home.
Rory
Woman's hotel room. And not like that happens.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
And, yeah, they seem.
Mal
I've also went up to a girl's hotel room and did.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
So, yes, I've done both. Yeah, I've done both. I Just do. Pick, pick. Which.
Rory
If you were to balance the two out, which. Which is the more probable ending?
Mal
Oh, we. Yeah, we're going upstairs and we doing what we got to do.
Damaris
For sure.
Mal
Not always, but he's in training.
Rory
Maybe he's, you know, preserving his testosterone.
Mal
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
That's all he's doing.
Mal
I can see that. Absolutely.
Damaris
I love when we bullshitting Mom. Be like, he just agree with us. He's like.
Mal
I mean. Cause, yeah, I mean, I don't know for sure what they did, but, you know, I mean, they could have just went upstairs and just talked and.
Damaris
Have you ever had an extra to ruin your life or ruin your. Your next relationship?
Mal
No, I told you, I've never. Y'all laughing whenever I say I don't have those toxic ex relationships. I've had girls that have tried that said they was gonna do things and never did it. But no, I never had those. Unfortunately, I never had those type of relationships where once it's over, you stop dating a woman. Like, then she turns out to be this crazy psychopath that tries to ruin your life and disrupt what you got going on. I've been fortunate enough to never have that happen.
Damaris
Rory, you've never had a girl contact the new girl?
Rory
Contact the new girl?
Mal
No.
Rory
I mean, I've had the threats of ruining your life, but it always failed because I. I replied with, okay, do it. Because it was never, like, damaging info. Just like, okay, yeah, tell the timeline. But no, not really. Of course, I've had the back and forths, and there's been again, threats, but nothing really in that regard. And I don't know if I've ever. Maybe like, in college, I had two girls I was not dating, but with that conspired and talked to each other and knocked on my dorm room door, and I was like, hey, you guys know each other. But that's pretty much, like, as far as it's gone, I think. Unless there's been a whole conspiracy that's been plotted for years, you never know what.
Damaris
Maybe.
Rory
Yeah, in 2030, it could just all come together. But.
Damaris
Rolling Stone article about Rory being a.
Mal
But is that really an article? Like, that's what I'm saying.
Damaris
Like, if you write it.
Mal
Well, I don't even know what a. What a woman could even use to ruin my life. Like, what do you. I don't have no crazy in my. My life in my. In the closet like, that I'm doing, like. So that's why I was like, I don't even know what a woman could Even try to use, like, what would you say? Or what would you do?
Damaris
Well, when we say that, it's more like exes who don't want your new relationship to flourish so they'll come and, like, make enough of a ruckus that a woman doesn't even want to bother with you.
Mal
Like, ruckus how? What's the ruckus? Like showing up to my crib.
Damaris
Showing up to your crib harassing a new girl. Making it seem like, to the point where the girl. Cause, you know, eventually, like, sometimes women, we have these thoughts because I've been through that on both. Not on both sides, but I've been through that as the woman where it's like, nah, everybody ain't. This girl ain't just crazy. Like, she not just acting like this. And he's like, no, she's genuinely crazy. She's genuinely crazy. But you do start to doubt that. Like, well, it's like, well, you know what? I'm gonna leave you alone until you get whatever the this is figured out. So.
Mal
I've never. Again, I've never. I don't really think I. I think you could kind of see that in a person before you really get into a deep relationship with somebody that they have that trait in them.
Damaris
Crazy trait.
Mal
Yeah, like, and I. I always try to stay clear of like, like crazy women with those type of toxic traits that I feel like once it's over, you know, if, you know, obviously doesn't work out, that she would become that type of woman. I tried to stay clear. Those type of women. I don't really.
Rory
Some. Some are good at hiding it, though.
Mal
No, 100%. 100%. But like I said, I've been fortunate enough to never ever had experienced that ever in my life.
Rory
Yeah. I mean, I. With girls I've talked to. That's happened more than my relationships.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Like, if I was fucking with two people that weren't exclusive, whatever, they've definitely showed up and tried to hate on whatever girl they knew. I was also talking like, that's happened, but not at the expense of a Rolling Stone article.
Mal
Yeah, no, I mean, if you get caught cheating, that's different.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Like, you can expect a woman to flip out. You can expect a woman to flip out if you caught cheating. 100. She's in the right. But like, once the relationship is over and she's like, showing up to the crib and. Or showing up to my new girl's spot and her. Her job and do. I've never.
Rory
But I mean, to me. Yeah. Cheating stuff. Being a dirt bag in itself is not a good thing. Like, I think people should look at you weird if you've done dirt bag moves and had no redemption or change at all. But that, to me, isn't like, ruining your life. Would be more so on, like, the physical abuse side or like, some like that. So I. Yeah, you can tell them. When I was 25, I was a piece of and cheated. All right, I'll agree. But, yo, I did.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I'm not proud of it. Like, I've been trying to become a better person. Like, I was feeling my insecurity. Yeah, whatever.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Or I was just selfish.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
But I mean, consensual sex with no physical abuse. I just don't really know what's going on here.
Mal
Yeah, I don't. It's not much of a story there, but. Yeah, it is what it is. Okay. But Cardi and Offset definitely need to take us out the group chat.
Rory
They could go the offset route, which, again, we know this could be rumors. People could just lie and make up. Give it to bloggers. Like, I'm not saying someone couldn't come out here and lie on me.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
That could happen any day. To try to. People get their lives ruined them based off lies every day. So, you know, remember when I was.
Mal
Trying to push that story about me being gay? Look what they try to say.
Damaris
They tried to say you was gay, dad.
Mal
No, they was gonna try to push. They was gonna try to push some.
Rory
I remember where I was when Maul called me and told me that, and I said, we should push it, too.
Damaris
Take this.
Rory
We should go halves with them.
Mal
I'm like, yo, look, I'll pay some.
Rory
Of the PR people, too. It's a great time for this.
Mal
Look at this. People try to put on me, like, gay. Really? All right, man. It. Man, it is what it is.
Rory
I just didn't see where that, like, the end.
Mal
I don't know.
Damaris
Is that the worst. Is that the worst rumor you've ever heard about yourself? Is that your gay.
Rory
It was Dochi for me, for sure.
Mal
Oh, that you don't like. That's the one rumor.
Rory
What rumor? No, after that clown clip went viral and everyone was on me for dating black women and Dochi and all that entire thing.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Which I saw. Can I vent a little bit the way I was. Get your off over the break? Of course, I was still looking at our page and seeing how things were doing. Your morning routine clip went super viral.
Mal
And I still. I asked Peach. I was like, why I was in Williamsburg over the week. And I'm walking, and some dude was sitting down, drinking a latte, and he's looking at the clip, and I'm like, what world is this?
Rory
Like, he was doing his morning routine.
Mal
Yeah. I'm like, yo, why is this. Why is this morning routine thing going so viral? Like, it's.
Rory
I'm happy it went viral. Keep commenting. But it was just a representation of how I've been feeling for, like, over a year with podcasting. Like, remember when this used to be fun and the audience found it fun?
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
And everyone knew, like, a lot of this isn't. Just not everything has to be so serious.
Mal
Like.
Rory
Like, they were dissecting every vowel of how you felt about juice. It was like, dog, he was just talking shit. Like, why can't we have any fun anymore without it becoming fun?
Mal
Fun is outlawed now.
Rory
We were talking about that peach. Peach was like, yo, you guys were reacting to a man putting a banana peel on his face. This is what the think pieces are about.
Mal
Yeah, we just joking. It's just all fun, man. But I was serious, though. Don't drink no Tropicana first thing on the.
Damaris
Wake up. So I. Y'all see, And I was sticking up for Ma. I thought when Ma said juice, he meant like. Like white peach crayon. Like that first thing in the morning. Like, super, super, super sugary juices. That's what I thought I was referring to. So I'm like, yeah, nobody should. No adults should be starting their day with that much sugar. Then he said Tropicana. I'm like, mom, people can't drink orange juice.
Mal
Like, damn, orange juice.
Rory
That's for the rich. Because across the street right now, $8 for freshly squeezed orange juice. That's. I'm not paying $8 for this much orange juice.
Damaris
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Rory
No, give me the process. You.
Mal
Or just have some fruit in the fridge and eat that and drink some water. That's all.
Rory
And then dunk your face in it after.
Mal
Yeah, exactly.
Rory
And then write a think piece about how this is destroying the world. And then after that, peach, like, oh, you getting killed right now. For the Patreon clip, I was like, thanks, Peach. Yeah, yeah, Patreon right now. We did the last draft for a while, but we did. Was it rapper and rapper.
Mal
Okay. Best rapper, producer, duo, and.
Rory
And mind you, everything, even when the context is there, the comments take it out of context. Now all of a sudden, everyone thinks, I think 40 is a better producer than Dr. Dre.
Mal
But is that what they got.
Rory
I didn't say that. I didn't even remotely say that.
Mal
No. You know how Demera says it's Peach's fault, the way he cut it up?
Damaris
It is Peach's fault.
Rory
I'm not blaming Peach. I used to blame Peach, and then I'd see all the comments like, yo, you guys put it out. Like, why could you blame if there's no content? No, I'm blaming y'all. At this point, the people that are listening. There's no way. You gathered from that clip that I think Dr. Dre is a worse producer than 40.
Mal
No. But now, see, this is the world we live in now. Not only am I responsible for what I say, I'm responsible for how you interpret it.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Interpret it.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
That's the crazy part. Now, not only am I responsible for what I'm saying, I'm responsible for how.
Rory
You interpret it now and how offended you are that maybe I prefer someone doesn't drink juice in the morning. I didn't say you can't.
Mal
Right.
Rory
Do whatever you want to do.
Mal
Do whatever you want to do. I'm saying, when I got up morning and that young lady started drinking juice, I was just like, okay, I don't like that. And that's just me. That's all.
Damaris
Listen, we all have our things. We all have our things.
Mal
My bad, baby. Dad struck a chord with you. You. You got Tropicana in your fridge right now.
Damaris
No, I. No, I don't. I. You know, I wake up and drink.
Mal
Tea, but that's what I'm saying, baby. Keep that cuda cat healthy. That's how you got to do that. Whoa. Yeah.
Damaris
No, but I do know about. And I drink black tea because I do understand that you can't have your sugar that high. I. I won't. By the time I get here, I'll crash and I'll be falling asleep. I might. I understand that. But, you know, the great American breakfast is eggs, bacon, toast, and juice. Like, that's what people wake up and drink. So.
Mal
America.
Damaris
Yeah, like, you know, you were being a little judgy fudgy, but it's okay.
Rory
And this is why people shouldn't have microphones. And podcasting is ruining the world. That's not the American breakfast.
Damaris
Oh, they. Exactly.
Rory
The American breakfast has pancakes in it.
Mal
That's a fact. That is a fact.
Rory
Take all the microphones away. This is why I can't stand this podcast. They like pancakes.
Damaris
Yes, bro. Somebody. This girl commented and said that. It's not even the man. And the dumb. He said it's the girl sitting up there agreeing with everything he is. She'd agree with anything for a check just to secure her spot. I'm up here yelling at this eight days out the week. The one time I agree I'mma pick me. I don't do but yell at them and tell them they wrong. Now I'mma pick me.
Mal
Y.
Rory
Why don't you give Maul more push back on the Drake thing? I lost. I can't even talk to my daughter. I've lost my voice screaming at him.
Damaris
Like, yep, people just be. People just be talking. People don't be watching this pod. They just see clips and just talk, which is fine.
Rory
Like, I mean, we all do it talk. I don't know.
Mal
Everybody talks. It is what it is.
Rory
Sometimes it's not that serious.
Mal
It's. No. Most times, it's not that serious. Not sometimes. Most times it's not that serious.
Damaris
So speaking of exes, allegedly angry exes, DDG is claiming that a collab with bia, who I think he has a previous relationship with with, was stopped because H didn't want the song released. How do y'all feel?
Mal
H is his. His baby moms, right?
Damaris
Yes.
Mal
Yeah. Okay.
Rory
How do y'all most recent ex as well?
Damaris
Yeah. How do. How do y'all feel about. About that? About not being able to do a song with some old. Rory, you can speak to this. You do music. Not being able to do a song with some old. Because current is like, nah.
Rory
I could see that being an issue for sure. And we don't know what the contents of the song was, but I did see the clip and the little bit of information that BIA gave. Even admitting that DDG wrote her verse sound like they was talking some nasty. I can see that being a thing. I definitely can see that being. I just didn't know if they. Because I don't know about this type of. And sorry for not being well informed on DDG's dating life. I'll be a better podcaster for you guys, I promise. Did they actually date? That would have had to be the issue. Right? Right. Or maybe Haley just didn't like the song and thought it was bad for they.
Damaris
I thought they dated. Okay, if they dated, get more.
Rory
I can see that. That being a thing for sure.
Mal
What?
Rory
Like, man, if you dating a chick now and then she go in the studio where her ex and start doing Magic Stick remix verses. Yeah, you gonna feel away.
Mal
All right, but who's her ex? Like, if her ex is an accomplished, like, Artist. Like, if I'm. If I'm. If my baby mom's is, you know, she's an artist as well. She does well. And I dated, let's say, I don't know, Maya at one point, and then Maya. Now Maya has a record and she wants me to.
Rory
I love what you're doing with this hypothetical for yourself.
Mal
I'm just saying, like, if she wants me to do, like, she wants me to put, like 20 bars on it. You think? I'm not gonna give Maya 20 bars because we dated at one point and me and my baby moms are not together anymore.
Damaris
Well, let's. I just looked this up. Let's clear this up. So it is saying that DDG and BIA did not. Not date.
Mal
Yeah. My baby mom's got to watch out. She gotta get out the way.
Damaris
Watch out is so funny.
Mal
She gotta get out the way.
Rory
Okay. This, I think, happens with a lot of relationships where both people are talented artists. Haley, we. We would definitely say is a very talented artist. Right?
Mal
Absolutely.
Rory
Knows. Knows music theory. She's that type of chick.
Mal
Absolutely.
Rory
She was probably looking out for her, man.
Mal
No, she's not.
Rory
That ain't it.
Mal
No, she.
Rory
Bro, that record ain't it.
Damaris
That ain't it. You actually.
Rory
Because if it's not some history or even if, like, I think most artists that date other artists have at least some comfortability that you may be saying some nasty on record, but that's. That's for record entertainment. I don't think she's that insecure that would tell DDG and be. You can't do that record because y'all talking nasty. I think she probably was like, that is not going to be good for your career. That's not a good record.
Mal
Oh, then. I mean, if that. If that's what it is. Oh, then dope. That's a beautiful baby mother to have. That's even. We're not together, but I still care about you. I want you to have the best. Look, I want you to have the best, you know, thing going for your career. Totally respect her, if that's what the case is. Now let's speak to. If that's not what the case is.
Rory
Okay.
Mal
He just. She just doesn't want him doing music with B.
Rory
Not. I don't think it was that. Cuz if you watch the clip, you don't know that.
Mal
You know Halle. You know Halle well also.
Rory
I mean, I've seen them.
Mal
You see A Little Mermaid? Yeah.
Damaris
Let's not put.
Rory
I know the story.
Damaris
Let's not Put this on Hallelujah Jackie. Because he said his ex. But Halle is not his only ex. He's also been romantically linked to Ruby Rose. So it was.
Mal
Now that makes more sense.
Damaris
It was unclear.
Mal
Maybe Ruby and Beer got a little. Ruby and Beer might have a little.
Rory
You know, Ruby Rose is not telling me anything music related, but no, that's.
Mal
I'm just saying that would make telling.
Rory
Me some music related. I'm gonna be like, yo, I'm gonna listen.
Mal
Of course. But I could see Ruby Rose and Beer maybe having a little history with each other where it's kind of just.
Rory
Cause you was in the bad and bougie video underage does not mean you could tell me about my music. Music.
Mal
That's true.
Damaris
Relax. Because Big Mouth is a classic.
Rory
No, Ruby has a few records that are cool, but I don't think it was her music talent that brought them to that place.
Mal
Ruby Rose doesn't have a cla. You heard what the marriage just said.
Damaris
Big Mouth is a classic.
Mal
Ruby Rose does not have a classic song.
Damaris
Cut this cool with all the thugs cuz my taught me gang signs.
Mal
Every rapper says that I've heard.
Damaris
Could have your friend, but I heard he got a big mouth.
Mal
Yeah, I've heard that from all of them. They've all had some iteration of that.
Rory
That was the way Jay used to pay homage to Big man.
Mal
All of that.
Rory
Homage to lot.
Mal
Yeah. Might want to hear that.
Rory
If you watch the clip, though, now that we know that they didn't date or whatever, we could take that scenario out, rewatch that clip. You can see in DDG's face. He doesn't want to tell Bea the real reason. And I think that real reason was she thought it was trash. Trash. He's avoiding the whole time, like just quiet. When B is trying to bait him too, which I respect. B makes some content, a good clip out of this and maybe be a rollout for the song to actually come out. Now you can see ddg. He would have said what the real reason was if the reason wasn't, hey, it was trash. Because even B, she said, I mean, you wrote the verse.
Mal
We don't know which one of his exes. Oh, he said. Said DDG has revealed that Halle Bailey.
Rory
No, that's. That's clickbait. Because he even retweeted and said, yo, I never said this.
Mal
Okay, cool.
Rory
That's clickbait. Clickbait.
Mal
All right, so just an X. Just an X. Okay, well, we don't know which.
Rory
And we know. We know dg He's a child of God. But he does have a past. Yeah, he's one of those that. He may have his jersey up in the rafters pretty soon. Could be a couple X's there, who knows?
Mal
Yeah, my ex still ain't telling me what to do with my music though. Unless she's like. She's doing music as well and she's like accomplished.
Rory
Ruby's not accomplished.
Mal
It depends on who you're asking.
Rory
What's. What's the hood record when she's by the car and then when everyone's like, yo, your dad's a dentist. That song's pretty good.
Damaris
Yo, they did her so dirty with that, like. Because what my dad being a dentist got to do with me being in the hood though, like, maybe I still like hood. They was calling her Nunu.
Rory
Yeah, I was in there, you know, know, offering feelings.
Damaris
Aesthetic, right?
Rory
It's an aesthetic. Not really a. It's an aesthetic. It's a filter.
Mal
No, this is really the hood though.
Damaris
Yeah, we really.
Mal
Yeah, like we really are here struggling.
Rory
When is it dude from the hood cared if the girl was from the suburbs? Outside of the movie, ATL never met. Come on, come hang with us.
Damaris
I do. I do hate, like, because this hood hood aesthetic has kind of become like a thing with the upcoming female rappers and all of this. Like, it's like cool to be the hood. A lot of these like suburban born girls be talking like they hood and you can't. People don't know that. Like, it's just. As a real hood, I be sitting up there like, y'all gotta stop this shit. Cuz this. You talking like you grew up doing what it had to do to be a. In the hood. Fighting and witnessing a whole bunch of traumatic. That makes you cold inside. You ain't really like that. You just got long nails and you talking crazy. Yeah, you ain't really. You ain't. It's real out here. That will really crash out, cuz they don't have nothing to lose. But I mean, you know, long nails, short, short cheetah print, do whatever you want to do.
Rory
And they run into the real hood and it's like, no, you're hating. Why are you doing that? Why do you want to fight?
Damaris
Why do you want to fight? I'm a pretty. I don't fight. Yeah, okay.
Rory
I know baddies. I know mad pretty chicks that fight get.
Damaris
Go crazy on it too.
Rory
I don't know. I mean, I've. I've had exes tell me songs they didn't like. Like, sometimes I listen, sometimes I didn't. But that's with everybody. Like, I'll always go to people. I respect musical opinions. Doesn't mean I'm always going to listen to them, but I always want their opinion. Okay, I'll take it into consideration. Sometimes they're right. Sometimes I'll follow my gut. Yeah, this sounded like she was just like, bro, that song's trash. Don't put that out.
Damaris
Are there any songs on your last album that people told you to take off or that a girl told you to take off or that it was trash but you took a risk on it?
Rory
It's funny. All the men told me not to put Other side on the album, and all the women told me to put Other side on the album. I wanted other side. I love that song.
Damaris
It's one of my favorite songs on the album.
Rory
And I'm so happy that I listen to women before I listen to men. When it comes to music, everyone's like, oh, it don't even fit. Like, say, I thought it was a Lucy. I was like, nah, this is the one on here.
Mal
I think in general, I listen to women more than I listen to man. Just about everything in life.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Thinking about it, I'm like, yo, what men do? I be like, nah, you right. I don't think nobody. I've ever listened to a man like, you know what, son? You right.
Rory
By the time I've watched you say no to Bigs, I'm like, I don't. I don't.
Mal
Never been. But I'm like, you know what? You right, yo. And it wasn't a woman. Like, not saying men aren't right in my life. Like, I got. You know, I'm grateful to have a lot of positive, smart men in my life, but. But I do listen to women more, only because, again, I'm. I'm always on the side of. Women just see it differently. They're going to always see it differently from us. Like, we're not going to be able to ever see it the way a woman is going to see it depending.
Rory
On what type of music you're making. And I'll stereotype here, like, if you're going full boom bap, yeah, maybe listen to the fellas. But typically, if you're making a different job, if it's R and B, if the women like it, the men are eventually going to like, like it. Like, you should be going after the actual target audience. That would make this record move.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Because if a girl is an R B song, I'm gonna Check it out. And almost force myself to like it if that's what she's into. Like, yeah, women are the first demographic with R B.
Mal
So I definitely almost bought tickets to go see Cleo at Radio City.
Damaris
Oh, the hoes.
Rory
First of all, I saw it on my ig. I was tight. I was like, what time is it? Let me see if I can run over.
Mal
I didn't even know she was performing at Radio City until I started seeing a bunch of women posting. I was like, I didn't even know.
Rory
She was her last project.
Damaris
You got to go see Neo with me and Rory. I feel like.
Mal
When is she performing?
Rory
I think my birthday. Right?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
May 4th, May 3rd, something like that.
Mal
Okay. Here, New York.
Rory
But you never know. I could be in Turks. I could be. You never know where I'm going to be.
Mal
You're definitely not going to be where the sun is at. I can tell you that. You will not be.
Damaris
Yo.
Mal
You will not.
Rory
Palm tree to palm tree.
Mal
I know how to do Palm tree to palm tree.
Rory
I know how to do it cabana to cabana.
Damaris
You don't hate being white? That's crazy.
Rory
No, is great.
Mal
And you.
Rory
It is amazing.
Mal
Can't stay out in the sun.
Rory
Sunburn.
Mal
Yeah. Yeah. Can't stay out in the sun too long. But everything else checks out for white people. Yeah. Allergic to the sun, but winning at life. Yeah, I get it.
Rory
And sometimes I want the freckles to pop out a little bit more. Yeah. Get sunburned on purpose, you know?
Mal
You know how you got to stay in the sun? You got to like turn every three.
Damaris
Minutes like a rotisserie chicken.
Rory
Turn inside.
Mal
Okay. You know you got to go back inside every three minutes. You got a time on your phone like how you do for your meeting?
Rory
Yeah, absolutely.
Mal
Like I've been outside too long. Got to go back inside. That sucks.
Rory
SPF 50.
Damaris
And then you always date black girls so they just be out there, just laying there for hours.
Rory
But I mean, when we were in Vegas, you saw how I did it. Yeah, you fell asleep in that. Like falling asleep in 110 degree desert heat. The marriage is a different animal.
Mal
Yes.
Damaris
Snoring, drooling at the pool party.
Rory
Like that was single. That was some pitbull cane Corso. It was 110 degree heat.
Mal
Were you.
Damaris
It wasn't drunk. No, it was just exhaustion.
Mal
Oh, okay.
Damaris
I was really tired.
Mal
Okay.
Rory
But you saw. I had the towel.
Damaris
Rory had a whole towel over himself. A T shirt on towel. I'm like, damn, he was still red. I'M like, oh, baby patchy.
Mal
Yeah, Paty. That's powder right there. Powder.
Rory
And it. It's not even like my black friends that make fun of me in the sun. I was with my Italian godbrother and he was the one clowning me the entire time. Damaris Raven. Everyone was very understanding of my situation. And my Italian godbrother was just laughing at me the entire time while his Sicilian skin just turned olive.
Mal
Olive. Yeah, yeah. He. He looks like garlic.
Rory
Look gorgeous.
Mal
That garlic bread. Fresh out the broiler. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rory
I get it shimmering in that sun. I'm like, oh, my God. Sunny peninsula you're from.
Mal
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Rory
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Mal
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Rory
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Mal
Each week we're going to rewatch and discuss an episode from the series and.
Rory
Share some fun behind the scenes stories. Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve blum voices Zabarelio's Spectre 4, or Dante Bosco voices Jaquel and many others.
Mal
Sometimes we'll even have a lively debate.
Rory
And we'll have plenty of other fun surprises and trivia too. Oh, and me, well, I'm the lucky ghost crew Stowaway who gets to help moderate and guide the discussion each week. Kind of like how Kanan guided Ezra in the ways of the Force. You see what I did there? Nicely done, John. Thanks, Tia. So hang on, cuz. It's going to be a fun ride.
Mal
Cue the music.
Rory
Listen to Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Julie Stewart Banks.
Mal
I'm doing a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts and the National Hockey League.
Damaris
And I'M paired up with one of.
Rory
My favorite players, the always quotable Nate Thompson. I wore nine NHL sweaters and I.
Mal
Have story after story to share.
Rory
And believe it or not, I have plenty to say, and not just about hockey. Believe me, he does. Energy Line with Nate and JSB is the name of the podcast and it's.
Mal
Gonna be, well, it's gonna be quite the ride.
Rory
We're officially linemates, Nate. We're the energy Line. We'll have plenty of folks join us. Current players, some of my former teammates, hall of Famers. And wait till you see some of the connections that Julie has. She has quite the Rolodex.
Mal
Okay. We'll lean into Nate's playing experience and tap into our interests away from hockey.
Damaris
And try to do what energy lines.
Mal
Are supposed to do.
Damaris
Provide an emotional boost.
Mal
How do you feel about all that, Nate?
Rory
I'm vibing Julie. I'm ready to roll.
Mal
Listen to EnergyLine with Nate and JSB on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Rory
Hi, I'm Bob Pippman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new.
Mal
Season of my podcast, Math and stories.
Rory
From the frontiers of Marketing.
Mal
I'm having conversations with some interesting folks.
Rory
Across a wide range of industries.
Mal
Industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons.
Rory
They learned along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Health Beauty, Tarang Amin. The way I approach risk is constantly try things and actually make it okay to fail. I'm sitting down with legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.
Mal
I wanted a way to do something that I loved for the rest of my life.
Rory
We're also hearing how leaders brought their businesses out of unprecedented times, like Stephane Bonsell, CEO of Moderna.
Mal
It becomes a human decision to decide to throw by the window your business strategy and to do what you think is the right thing for the world.
Rory
Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important creative spark, the magic.
Mal
Listen to math and magic stories from.
Rory
The frontiers of Marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Damaris
Well, over this weekend, one of the major beefs that we talked about, it was a major beef that was that we talked about in regards to the Breakfast Club and their two beautiful female hosts, Jess Hilarious and Lauren LaRosa. They came out with a little, you know, a little teaser.
Mal
Was not beef, man. That was all part of the roll out, man. It's part of the roll out.
Damaris
Yeah. Cuz Lauren LaRosa now has her own show called the Latest with Lauren that's going to be kind of like a radio show podcast on iHeart. So congratulations to her. Which that should be launching soon. But yeah, they did this little the boy is mine, the job is mine thing with the Breakfast Club. It's cute.
Rory
Yeah. No, I, I get it. Women empowerment, everything. What you, what you feel about Veronica? Come on. I'm sorry, that's their name of the group.
Damaris
Oh, Bronica.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
How'd you feel about their cover?
Damaris
I think they, it was very creative for them to do this. I like the aesthetics. They did a good job. They're both very beautiful women.
Rory
You was feeling the COVID Me, Yeah.
Mal
I think they sounded like.
Damaris
That was.
Rory
The point though, personally.
Mal
Me personally, I think they said that.
Rory
Wasn'T even good drunk karaoke. That was.
Mal
I think they sound. I think Lawrence sounded like, like. No, I think. Listen, man, it was brave. Very brave. But I mean, I get it and it's beautiful to see, you know, black women, you know, come together, work together, be able to exist together in the same space and support each other. You know, I'm all for that, but it's just hard because I feel like, like why y'all playing with, you know, playing with our, with our emotions. Not emotions. Cause it wasn't.
Rory
He was emotional.
Mal
No, it wasn't emotions involved, but it's like we really felt like that was a real issue at one point. Point.
Damaris
Well, maybe it was and maybe they got over it quicker than. You don't think it was an issue at all?
Mal
No, I don't think so. I think this is all part of it.
Rory
I think that it's also radio supposed to do this.
Mal
Yeah, no, I get it.
Rory
Supposed to lie and around.
Mal
Listen, I'm all for it. I just, I love the fact that this is the end result. Lauren has her own podcast coming out. Jess obviously is still a staple on the Breakfast Club. And you know, the, the image and the message is black women support each other. We can exist together, we can do things together. So I'm all for that. I salute that. Shout out to Jess and Lauren on that.
Rory
I'm not sure if this will be recorded live. It'll probably be pre recorded every morning at 6, 6am with Lauren's show. We'll probably do it the night before, I assume. But let's say it's live.
Mal
No, but she got. Because they got to be at the Breakfast Club kind of early like every day. So she might.
Rory
But if it's a podcast, it'd have to be uploaded. Maybe there's a technology.
Mal
I don't.
Rory
I don't even want to speak because maybe they have something that could be live streaming into. In the Pods, released at 7. Whatever. Whatever. Okay, because you support this so much and want to see these women come together, will you be on her show next week, 6am sharp? You got to support, like, listening. You can't just be talking. You got to, like, put action into it.
Mal
Like, listening to it.
Rory
No, you got to be on it as a guest. As a guest for Lauren Mall with the Mess.
Mal
Wait, for Lauren's or Jess's show?
Rory
You can do both. You can knock out 6am and then go right to Breakfast Club.
Damaris
Or we could split you guys up, and you could do Lauren and you could do Jess. Wait, which one of y'all is not allowed at the Breakfast Club?
Rory
Both of us.
Damaris
Oh.
Mal
I would do Lauren show if she. If she asked me to. Yeah, I would sit down and kick with us.
Rory
Does Jess go on Lauren show first episode?
Mal
Probably.
Damaris
I think that'll be cool.
Mal
I can see that happening. Yeah, I can see that happening. Either way, shout out to. To. To both of these black women doing their thing, though. I support that.
Rory
Not same.
Mal
We know you support black women, Rory. We know.
Damaris
We know you don't recommend.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, we know you know I don't support. Lauren's probably gonna get handed an iHeartMedia award tomorrow.
Mal
Oh, yeah.
Rory
Office Christmas party award show.
Damaris
Oh, here we go. Nah, I still want him. I still put a camera on him.
Rory
I'm chilling. Is that the worst award show of all time, though?
Damaris
Oh, my.
Rory
Can we finally have this conversation? We've turned out every iheart deal. We're not. Not ruining our business here for sure. The I Heart Media Awards, it's an internal Christmas office party. They just give awards to their staff.
Mal
Oh, like employee of the month type.
Rory
Of like podcast of the year is. Is whatever podcast is on iHeart.
Mal
Yeah. Listen, man, I get it.
Damaris
If we had our own company, we would do the same thing.
Mal
We do have a home company.
Damaris
I mean.
Rory
Well, you want to do Media Works?
Damaris
Yeah, let's do that.
Rory
We're the same as I.
Damaris
Art, Can I get most improved Podcaster?
Rory
Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that to you because they usually gave the kid that was really shitty at camp and then just was kind of shitty or like he. He hustled. They give that.
Mal
I used to hate that.
Rory
Like, that was. Oh, you never wanted to get the Most improved player. You're actually really good at your job.
Mal
I would double play all season. He got most improved player. Like he dropped every pop fly all season.
Rory
Day one.
Mal
One double play. He's most improved camper. Get the out of here.
Rory
Day one, he was holding the bat at the top and then he figured out how to hold it.
Mal
Like, get out of here. That's most improved man. Good.
Damaris
I mean, but was he most improved?
Mal
No, no, not at the camp I was at. Definitely not.
Rory
It was that and it was like not the hustle. What was it? Sportsmanship?
Mal
Yeah, cuz he helped to play up off the ground when he knocked.
Rory
No, he didn't. It was just always the kid that was the shittiest to give him an award.
Mal
Yeah, like get out of there.
Rory
Nfs.
Damaris
What's sportsmanship?
Rory
Peach, you got the sportsmanship award at NFL. Why? Because you pounded Bud Lights with me?
Mal
No, cuz he bought the Bud Lights to the game like he bought the cooler. That's sportsmanship. That is sportsmanship. I like that.
Damaris
Y'all ever met the person that come to the function with one beer?
Mal
Yep.
Damaris
I had an uncle like that. We used to call him One Beer Charlie. Like, cuz, why you coming to the function?
Mal
Name? To give somebody one beer. Imagine going to a party and you only drinking one beer the whole party.
Rory
It was a staple in there. Beef state trouble.
Damaris
You know when you go to like the gas stations, they had them tall, big ones.
Mal
Oh, he had the, the, the, the. Yeah, the 24 ounce.
Damaris
Yeah, he wouldn't. But he wouldn't bring like a six pack for nobody else to drink.
Rory
I feel that person's fine with me. It's the person that brings the bottle and it's not done and then they take it with them on the way home. Now if you bring a bottle to my. That's here now this stays. Just because no one finished, it doesn't mean you now put it back in your bag and leave.
Mal
That's not.
Rory
That's insane.
Mal
Yeah, but that's not worse than a person that don't bring nothing and drinks everything though.
Rory
Oh, that. You just have to prepare that person.
Mal
You got to wait for them outside before they get in the Uber and just have a talk with them. Come holy.
Rory
Real quick.
Mal
Don't do that again. Don't come over here.
Rory
Or the person that leaves with four plates. They don't have kids, friends, nothing. Yeah, what you doing place they leave.
Mal
With the whole aluminum pan. Who?
Damaris
I've definitely seen that before.
Mal
They make sections in the pan. I'm like, yo, six hot dogs. Like, that's what you mean. No buns.
Rory
You could heat that hot dog up.
Mal
Got six Mac and cheese when you take it.
Rory
Hot dogs.
Mal
Six hot dogs, no buns. I'm like, yo, that's. What type of plate is that for your dog? Like, who are you giving that to?
Rory
You taking dry salad if you don't eat that tonight? What you doing with that, man? It's 3am you're not eating that salad.
Mal
Yeah, that lettuce is gonna be brown in another hour. Like, what are you doing with that?
Damaris
People be like, poor and hungry, y'all.
Mal
Yeah, but don't come over here being poor and hungry, though. Yeah. Like, get your life.
Rory
That was the point of being.
Mal
Get your life together before you come to the function, man. Get your life together, man.
Damaris
Yo, I cannot. Are we gonna have another cookout this year? Year, Rory. We haven't had one at the house in a minute. Ma didn't come to it. We had, like, a company cookout, and you didn't come.
Mal
A company cookout? When?
Damaris
This was a while ago. We had still had.
Mal
At Rory's house.
Damaris
We still had other employees that are no longer with us. But yes, at Rory's house.
Rory
Was that the 4th of July 1 when we recorded? I left.
Mal
I was in Canada. I was in Canada that year.
Damaris
Fourth of July.
Mal
Yeah, I went to. That's when I went to the jazz festival, I think.
Rory
Okay.
Mal
And I came back and I bought y'all, like, hats. And I bought Rory, like.
Damaris
Yeah, I still wear my hats, but yeah, we watched the fireworks from Rory's rooftop.
Mal
Yeah. I was in Montreal at the jazz festival that year. That was two years ago.
Rory
We could do a Fourth of July barbecue. I mean, you know, PJ And I love America.
Mal
Me, too. I don't. Come on, man.
Damaris
See?
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Come on. Nobody bigger than me, who's more of a patriot than me.
Damaris
As New Yorkers, what would you guys have the official song from For New York change to? Because it's currently I Love New York by Steve Carmen. I don't even know who decided that. I don't. I don't even know what song that is.
Mal
New York song is.
Rory
Isn't it Frank Sinatra.
Mal
Sinatra, New York, New York. Right.
Damaris
No, our producer is saying it's I Love New York by Steve Carmen.
Rory
Who decided that? Rudy Giuliani.
Mal
I love New York. I love New York.
Damaris
I think you made that up.
Mal
No, that's I Love New York. Yeah, I know that song.
Damaris
Yeah, they definitely should be Empire.
Rory
Oh, yeah, I know. I Know that one? I won't get us flagged, but. But, yeah, okay. I still feel like Frank Sinatra, New.
Mal
York, New York would start spreading the news.
Rory
His voice is going to get tired this year because the Yankees are going undefeated. But they're going to.
Mal
They're going to drug test the. They're going to drug test the niggas selling popcorn in Yankee Stadium. Y'all think I'm joking? They're going to drug test the entire building. I'm telling you what's going to happen at Yankee Stadium. Before they go in, everybody line up. They gonna think they're getting Covid shots. No, you're getting drug tested, sir. Everybody's getting drug tested.
Rory
Do you think it'll be the first undefeated season?
Mal
Season? The Yankees are not going 1620 or something. That's crazy. That is not happening. But stay healthy, you know, it could be a great. It could be a great, great year for the Yankees if they stay healthy, man. They just got to stay healthy. They look good, though. Season just started, but they look good.
Rory
We'll get back to the song thing in a second, but while we're here, I'm with the bats. Let the whole league do it. We've talked about this before. I said let everyone take steroids. Let's have fun in baseball again.
Mal
No, some people complain like it's going.
Rory
To be 50 to 45. Great.
Mal
No. Teams have used those bats. Teams have used those bats. Last season there was some teams that used bats. I mean, but, you know, just the Yankees have brought some light to it with as many home runs as they was hitting other night. But, you know, I think that baseball needs something. I don't. I thought I was a fan of the pitching thing where you could take a picture out and he can still play the next game. You know, I thought I was a fan of that. I don't think I am. I know they trying to find things to make the game more interesting and speed it up, but it's just certain things I think we should leave alone. Like, don't change baseball too much.
Rory
Nah, man, just leave it the way it is. Steroids, aluminum bats. Let's go.
Mal
Nah, nah, nah. Aluminum bats. Hell no. Hell no.
Rory
Let's do it.
Mal
They can't have professional base. Nah. Aluminum bat. Imagine Aaron Judge with aluminum bat. We will never see that ball again.
Rory
Like that. It was Landon new hero self.
Mal
We would never see that fucking ball. Ball. We would never see that ball again.
Rory
Yeah. It hit a plane leaving LaGuardia.
Mal
Yeah. Nah, man. You can't give. No. You can't give the Yankees. You can't give Major League Basel plays Aluminum Bats. No.
Rory
All right, but back to the official song. I believe this conversation came from Petey Pablo raised up being proposed as North Carolina's official song, which I'm not mad at that.
Damaris
Me too.
Rory
All right, then why can't we make Petey Pablo raise Up All Cities remix the New York one?
Mal
Nah, nah. Ah. The official New York song should either be welcome to New York City with Jay and Cam. I think we should hear that as soon as we land at JFK or LaGuardia Fair. That should be playing in the terminal.
Rory
I agree. Does it have to be, like. I would say Juicy could make it, but it's not a New York song, per se. Does it have to be a.
Mal
Specifically, it has to be New York. New York has to be in it.
Rory
All right. Yeah. Welcome to New York City. I'm with that.
Mal
It's the home of 911, but coming.
Rory
Off the plane into JFK, it's the home of 911. But then again, we never lost power.
Mal
We never lost.
Rory
Which, by the way, was a lot. So much power was lost out there.
Mal
Well, I'm just saying, you still banging? You know what I'm saying? I want to hear that as soon as I land at jfk.
Rory
You think Juels wrote that down? There's no way.
Mal
No, he just screamed in a booth. He went in the booth and just was like, I'm just. Let them. Let the moment take over me, man.
Rory
And was like, wait, y'all are keeping that?
Mal
Either that or Alicia Keys, Jay Z.
Damaris
Empire State, Lil Mama, Empire State of Mind.
Mal
Yeah, Little Mama. Well, I guess. Guess by.
Rory
She's a primary artist.
Mal
Yeah, but at this point, she's a primary. Primary artist. That could probably be the official New York song.
Rory
Yeah, I mean, that one's. That's a little cheesy Lord treat.
Mal
Peter Guns is really the Bronx specific.
Rory
Yeah, I don't think that would work at all. Welcome to Atlanta remix.
Mal
The song is called welcome to Atlanta.
Rory
Yeah, but Puff talking about New York. That's the last at the Garden.
Mal
That's the last person.
Rory
Now we won because JD Was on top of the Garden talking about Atlanta. Now we won. You had to film it here.
Mal
Well, it was the remix. That was a great song.
Rory
Really good song.
Mal
I love that song.
Damaris
I was thinking that. I was literally just thinking, well, can when we land, Touch it is the.
Mal
Official New York song.
Rory
If you think about it. Had every burrow in the palm of his Hand.
Damaris
You know the map that they have, where they're showing you where New York is. That map should have a speaker that just plays papoose singing. I got Staten island on my peak. Queens on my thumb. Dude, the Bronson, my middle finger screaming you.
Rory
It should be the map. But then Pap's hand is there and it just lights up. Yeah.
Damaris
With the. With the subway line as the official.
Mal
Song of the New York. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if we can do that.
Rory
Just the image of him getting a haircut with the Yankee fitted on.
Mal
Yeah. Yeah. I'mma vote for. Welcome to New York City, Jay Z. Cam.
Damaris
I'm g. Vote for Empire State of Mind.
Mal
Not mad at that.
Rory
I mean, that would be the obvious one. Welcome to New York City. With Cam talking. What he was talking about would be the funniest thing for New York City to have to play.
Mal
That's what I'm saying.
Rory
Let's say that Mayor Adams will get a done.
Mal
Oh, my God.
Rory
That'd be the one thing that he'd say. I'd be like, yeah, you know, May.
Mal
Adams thinks he's gonna win. Like, he believes that. He said, they want somebody that wants to do what Eric Adams does. Well, why vote for somebody that you want to do what Eric Adams does when you can just vote for Eric Adams? I heard that on the radio. I said, man, turn this off, man. Turn this off.
Rory
He was campaigning in Far Rockaway and said, I used to have a shorty out here. Yo.
Damaris
Are you serious?
Rory
Swear to God. He's like, yo, I used to sit on the A train. Come all the way here. Here. I. I know this place. Last stop to see. See them cheeks.
Mal
That's his thing. He tried to make it seem like he's so relatable, like he. You know what I mean? But it's like, bro, we don't want to hear that, man. You did. The city is a mess. New York City is a mess right now. It stinks, it's dirty.
Damaris
But that's not related with rappers at Starlets.
Rory
The amount of shit that Far Rockaway needs, in no way would I feel relatable, like, all right, you fucked a girl out here.
Mal
Damn.
Damaris
I should vote for you there.
Rory
You know this neighborhood.
Mal
You know this neighborhood. You know the people out here. Nah, fam, we ain't jacking that. It's over. Ferric Adams, get him out of here.
Rory
Did she talk to you about the bums on the beach while y'all was.
Mal
New Jersey doesn't have an Official song.
Damaris
I'm gonna go blow New Jersey up.
Mal
Well, no, Dimash, that's not the.
Damaris
No, I know. It shouldn't be. Sorry. It was.
Rory
That almost went really left.
Mal
What would be the New Jersey. It would have to be naughty by nature, right?
Rory
Yeah, that'd be a naughty. So, yeah. What's the Queen Latifah can't forget about.
Mal
New Jersey unit unity.
Rory
No, it's. It's New Jersey Drive by Queen Latifah. It's a good song. I don't know it be the anthem for New Jersey, but I love how.
Mal
The Equalizer, they're leaning into, like, the crazy that they got Queen Latifah doing.
Damaris
You really keep watching that show.
Mal
Do you see the that? It's unbelievable.
Damaris
I. I don't watch it.
Mal
Did you see the one where she was on the bike or they had made it seem like she was the one on the bicycle doing all this doing crazy around the whole city. Damaris, stop. Hit the brake. Turn. Helmet off. Who is it? Queen Latifah. I said Queen Latifa wasn't doing none of that.
Rory
And imagine being surprised. Like, that's not Queen Latifah on that bike. Damn. Didn't see that one.
Mal
Yo, they leaning into it.
Rory
You ever turn your TV on and you were on like one of the apps, but it opens to catch table. That was on as I turned my TV on over the weekend and I saw Queen Latifah unarm a man with one hand, and I was like, I'm not going to Hulu.
Mal
I'm.
Rory
I'm here now. This. This is what we're watching.
Mal
Yo, they leaning into it. They know the they on, man. They leaning into it.
Rory
I mean, Jersey, I don't know. If you go hip hop, you'd have to. It's Bruce, right?
Mal
Boss got to.
Damaris
It wouldn't be the Jersey, like the Jersey Shore. Like, like theme song.
Rory
What was the theme song?
Damaris
I don't know. What was it? Drunk? What was it? How did it go?
Rory
Did it have a theme song? Or was it just like showing Nissan Ultimas and.
Mal
Huh.
Damaris
How's it go there? Yeah, it was a Jersey Shore theme song. Josh. Look it up.
Mal
It was like, what Peach. You heard.
Rory
You heard me.
Damaris
Oh, that's Beyonce again.
Mal
Yeah. Josh.
Rory
New Jersey doesn't deserve. I hope we get flagged. Demonetize us.
Mal
Yeah, listen, YouTube, that can't represent Jersey. Nah.
Rory
But yeah, I mean, Jersey doesn't have, like, anthems about New Jersey. They just have amazing music from New Jersey.
Mal
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
Feel Me flow Naughty by nature. I don't know.
Mal
I would say naughty by nature.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
I feel like the Jerseyans are gonna kick our ass. They probably do have, like, a song.
Rory
I mean, the Queen Latifah from New Jersey Drive soundtrack. I love that song. That's about Jersey.
Mal
I've been looking for one of those scullies she got on in that picture for, like, the past three winters.
Rory
For Halloween.
Mal
No, I just want to wear those. I love those scullies right there. I forgot the name of them, though.
Rory
But, I mean, you gotta go to Jersey.
Mal
No, you don't. You too young.
Damaris
You too young. That's back in the day.
Mal
Yeah, that's the 90s.
Damaris
I had that on in some soul food.
Rory
It's not a hat, right?
Mal
No, it's. It's a hat. It's a Scully. But it was the way they used to. I don't know the name of it, but I had one of those.
Rory
I used to wear my era. We wore the Scully with the brim. I was that dirt bag.
Mal
No, that was the marble in my hat. All colors.
Rory
I used to wear the mats all the time.
Mal
Yeah, Black army fatigue green. Then.
Rory
Then the ones that went, like, over your ears and at the strings. That was a fun time, too.
Mal
Absolutely. Yeah.
Rory
I had all the nasty.
Mal
They need to bring that Scully, but I had.
Rory
I had to bring one in, like, every color. Color. That was my.
Damaris
No, when you were wearing leather fitted. Oh, my God. Not you, bro. I can't see wearing fitted.
Rory
Did you ever leather fitted? Nah, but I wore fitted in high school.
Damaris
The leather.
Rory
But I never crazy. Never got the leather one.
Mal
Yeah, I.
Damaris
With the dances. The Don C's is my. But other than that, them leather, them shits was terrible, bro.
Rory
But that. All right. Those were completely separate than the leather fitted that you're talking about.
Mal
Yeah, I know.
Damaris
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Don season is my. But that leather fitted was. That was a wild papoose.
Rory
Definitely had a leather fit on when he had New York City in the palm of his hand. I can't remember exactly what he was wearing in that video, but you can.
Mal
Guarantee it was a leather hat on for sure.
Rory
With a matching leather full suit.
Mal
YG put out a song since we were Gone, and he came out and, you know, spoke about him and his sexual abuse as a child in the song. And I thought about something when. When, you know, I heard the song, and it was a conversation that me and one of my cousins had a few years ago, and he was like, yo, you would be surprised at how many people we know that was sexually abused.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Growing up.
Rory
It's crazy, right, that you had that conversation with your cousin after the YG song?
Mal
No, not after. This was years ago that we had this conversation. Yeah.
Rory
But it'd be crazy if we had, like, a podcast where we talked about it and a co host that talked about it.
Mal
No, no, no, no. I mean.
Rory
And it was a running joke for the last.
Mal
I know. I know this speaks to your trauma as well. I'm not trying to see. I wasn't just.
Rory
Cause I didn't drop the beat like ygd.
Mal
No, no, no. I wasn't trying to do that. But. But it is a real thing that, you know, a lot of people that we probably. We know and don't. They never spoke about it. It's a real thing, man. That's a real thing. And I've seen a lot of people online talking about, like, oh, you know, is he just doing this for Cloud? I'm like, I don't.
Rory
It's a wild thing to do for Cloud.
Mal
I don't take. I don't think YG is doing this.
Rory
I can assure you, every time I've talked about it on the podcast, I didn't leave here thinking, gonna get those clicks.
Mal
See, see, this is. This is you.
Rory
They have no idea what's coming tomorrow.
Mal
All right, just for the record, this is you making Jo jokes about it. I'm not making jokes about it.
Rory
Yeah. Oh.
Mal
So, all right.
Rory
I like the YG song a lot. I think the beat is crazy.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I really like the song. And I like how it comes in of dropping the beat and getting straight to the point. It's not a complex rhyme scheme. Got the beat. I was raped.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I like it. What?
Damaris
Oh, I was talking peach. Producing. We were producing. Sorry, go ahead.
Rory
Making more jokes.
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
Sexual trauma. I know I told you to go to therapy for that.
Rory
I have. That's why I can joke about. About it.
Mal
Okay.
Damaris
Does your therapist know that you joke about it?
Rory
Yeah. Okay.
Mal
Did the psychic know you were touched?
Rory
We didn't get that far. I have to go to the next section.
Mal
Oh, that's the second session.
Damaris
Please, please.
Rory
That. That would be a wild thing. Like, damn. Do I. What do I. Is it all over me?
Damaris
Plea. Okay.
Rory
Am I. Am I wearing this? Sexual trauma. Jesus. How did you. What energy did you feel?
Damaris
Yo, feeling yo, man.
Mal
Ro.
Rory
To me, that's almost like victim play. Like, look what you're wearing. Of course I knew.
Mal
Look at the way you dressed the.
Rory
Way you touched that crystal, I just knew why that child.
Mal
Why'd you wear. Why'd you wear that shirt? You're asking for it.
Rory
Was it the Red Ranger shirt you had on?
Mal
All right, I'm. Stop. I'm sorry.
Damaris
Thank you.
Rory
I'm proud of yg, ma'am. That is.
Mal
I'm proud of yg.
Rory
I am.
Damaris
I am proud of him.
Rory
No, I am. Because even when I. I've talked about it on this podcast, there's plenty of family members I had not discussed that with, that heard it on the podcast for the first time. And it's a weird conversation to have to have with your family when you say something publicly that they were not aware of, especially something to that degree. So I'm sure when that came out, YG didn't speak to all of his family. Family.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
So I know he's. Yes, that is a tough thing to put out to the world by itself. But then add in the thousands of conversations you're gonna have to have after this.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
So. And then, you know people that never really cared about you, like, oh, my God, I had no idea. You should have told me. Why would I tell you? Yeah, you only text me when I say like this. It's crazy, but it's a good record. If this is like the direction he's going for this project, I mean, the sound is very much YG and West coast, but just content wise, if. If he's gonna get into more of this. This type of bag, I'd like that from ig.
Mal
Summer Jam lineup has been announced. Definitely won't be going once again, but the lineup was announced.
Damaris
So when it was announced, the first thing I thought was one thing about a concert in New York. They're gonna have a boogie on the bill and it works on me. I don't give a. A boogies on the bill. I am Rough Russian.
Mal
The Prudential center this year. Last year it wasn't at the Prudential. It was in.
Rory
Was in Long Island.
Mal
Is that the. What is it the.
Rory
Yeah. Usb. Usb.
Mal
USB Arena.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
This year is a Boogie the headliner.
Rory
It looks like there's not really a headliner per se, because to me, I guess Gunna would be that because he's in the center, but everyone's names are the same.
Mal
Well, hey, Boogie. Shout out to the Bronx. Ghana Glorilla. Money, money, money. A money Mooney. Money, money, money. Long Asaki Ira star. Ayra Star. I'm sorry. Ja Rule and friends. A tribute to Irv Gotti. Very important.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
Cash Doll, Bobby Wonders and Jabba. Featuring Masika, Jim Jones and Friends. That just means Jewels, Cash Cobain.
Rory
I'll do that to Jimmy, man.
Damaris
He's just like, what Friends? Yo, they should be crying.
Rory
Nah, Jimmy's still cool with the young kids, man. Jimmy's gonna bring a good amount of people.
Mal
No, Jim, listen. Jim on a summer jam stage is.
Rory
I mean, he has a lot of connection still. Just because him and Cam ain't seeing eye to eye. I think that Jimmy said is actually be really good.
Mal
No.
Rory
And I think he's going to take it very serious.
Mal
Yeah, absolutely.
Rory
He's tapped into the younger, too. He's going to whoever has the hottest record at that time. Jimmy's going to bring up like, that's the type person he is. But I did laugh at all the comments that were like, so it's just Jim Jones.
Mal
Yeah. Cash Cobain, 41, Kyle Rich, Jen Carter and Tyler High. Yeah, I won't be there. But I said the lineup. I'm not mad at that.
Rory
I mean, I said this about Summer Jam last year when they had to, you know, downsize into the arena and downsize on the lineup. They still do a good job. Like, I know it's Trendy to on Hot 97, but last year's lineup was very New York. The way New Yorkers complain. Hot 97 didn't support new York. Last year's lineup was all New York.
Mal
Yeah. Well, this one is two. Cash Cobain, Jim.
Rory
Jim tribute.
Mal
That's.
Rory
That's gonna be great. I'm sure a lot of people are going to come out for that. And yeah, as Damaris was saying, a boogie to the kids that are now like 25, 26, like, they really grew up on a boogie that's really like, if. This is gonna sound insane. If Nas was on that and I was of that age, like, damn, I. I'm finally old enough to like, pay to go see the artist I grew up on.
Mal
No, that's a boogie.
Rory
To the young kids in New York.
Mal
A boogie. Sold out the Garden, Sydney.
Rory
Probably.
Mal
Yeah, that's. Listen, man, people gotta start. I always say that people gotta start putting more respect on a boogie's name when they start talking about a lot of these artists and fan bases and things like that. A boogie gave birth to a lot of these new cats. A lot of. They sound.
Rory
Hell yeah.
Mal
A boogie is definitely the one responsible for a lot of this new that we listen to. So good to see him on the summer jam stage.
Rory
So we're rolling with Cash Doll. How we getting In.
Mal
Yeah. Let me hit Cash up and see what's up, man. Get a plus one.
Damaris
Hit Cash up.
Mal
Let me hit Cash Up. Get a plus one or something. Something.
Rory
I mean, you're her hype man, so I assumed you'd have the artist pass.
Mal
I'm a cash dog.
Rory
I just. Just give me, like the artist village or, like, what. I don't need to be on stage with a mic, but I'll see.
Mal
I'll hit up and see.
Rory
You're her flavor of life.
Mal
Yeah, I'm her flavor.
Rory
You know how to finish every. Every live.
Mal
That's you. I'm Maldo. That's Maldo.
Rory
You're definitely Maldo.
Damaris
I'm about to save you on my phone as.
Mal
No, you're not. Please don't. Please don't do that.
Damaris
What you gonna do if I do.
Mal
Not call you so it don't pop up?
Damaris
You don't call me now.
Mal
Well, good. Let's keep it consistent then.
Rory
Baby D, what do we think the Irv Gotti tribute is gonna entail? Knowing the amount of artists that Irv Gotti was involved with outside of just Murder, Inc. This like, that could be an hour and a half set.
Mal
Oh, yeah.
Rory
If everyone is really showing up.
Mal
Yeah, easily. I think that'll be not even just, you know, Murder Inc. It'll be a lot of the artists that Irv worked with away from his Murder Inc. Artist, things like that. It'll be a very New York set, for sure.
Rory
Do we think Lloyd comes out?
Mal
Absolutely.
Rory
I think so, too.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Based off what Ashanti posted the day he passed, which I thought was super mature and amazing of her, I think Ashanti comes out too.
Mal
100%.
Rory
Yeah. That's going to be a really, really cool set. I hope that's later. I hope this isn't the, like, order.
Damaris
I doubt it.
Rory
They like. It can't be during the day. That's got.
Mal
No, no.
Rory
Even though it's in the Prudential center, it's indoors already. But that's got to be later. Yeah, that needs its proper time. Not everyone walking in or trying to use the bathroom and get a drink.
Mal
Absolutely. That's.
Rory
That's got to be one of those. I might go strictly off the Irv Gotti tribute just because I think that's gonna be great.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I mean, I may not make the Jim Jones and Friends, but hey, I'm a friend.
Mal
I want to see. I definitely would want to see the clips from Jim Jones set, though, because Jim Jones has enough records. He obviously has enough affiliations. And. And people that he can bring out to put on a dope ass set. So I definitely want to see the set that Jim does by itself.
Rory
I can't believe with Glorilla and Gunna on the set that Damaris hasn't already bought her tickets.
Damaris
No, you know, I hate buying tickets but I do want to go. So if you, if you know somebody.
Rory
That's crazy.
Mal
I hate buying tickets.
Damaris
I hate buying tickets.
Mal
But if I'm saying I hate paying rent, but I love where I live.
Damaris
Shit, if I can get, you know, know we have connections so I might be able to get in. If not, I will enjoy the clips. Paying for. There's very few people I will pay to go see live and I just. A festival is not really, you know.
Mal
Who would you pay to see live?
Damaris
Who I have paid. I paid to see Chloe Bailey live.
Mal
But if you play to see Chloe Bailey you could pay to go see a. We not doing that.
Damaris
And Chloe's. Chloe's tickets were like. They were very cheap and it was her my first.
Mal
Some of them tickets is gonna be.
Damaris
Cheap her first time like really seeing her. But I got a whole Chloe Bailey show show. You know what I'm saying? Like if I want to see glow, I want to see a whole glow show. I want to see a whole. I did see a whole gonna show. I would love to see a whole show.
Rory
Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't. I'm not mad at a 45 minute gorilla set of just going through hits.
Damaris
They're gonna give her 45.
Mal
Don't have no 45 minutes set, does she?
Rory
She's at the top of the. The list is not somebody that gets 45 minutes. 30 minutes minimum, minimum.
Mal
Like okay, I can see 30 minimum. Yeah, I can see 30. 45 minutes is crazy.
Rory
But that's. What if someone's at the top of a festival list? Like yeah, you get.
Damaris
I think they just wrote names on there. I don't think that the top is the top people that are going to be performing.
Rory
I don't think Gun and who would be above them? Gun and Glover, Gunna, Glorilla and a book. He would be above them.
Damaris
Oh, I guess so. Yeah.
Mal
Ja.
Rory
Yeah. But even then they're catering to a younger audience. I guess. So those would be the three gonna gets 45 minutes, right?
Damaris
Gonna gets 45 minutes.
Mal
Yeah, for sure.
Damaris
Well, I don't actually. I don't think so. How long is this thing? Because the last time I Summer jam.
Mal
Is like five hours.
Damaris
No, it used to be but Like, I think they run it more like a concert now. I think it's like three hours.
Mal
Oh, so they all get like 15 minutes?
Damaris
Yeah, I think it's, we love you, New York.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Damaris
More like 15, 20 minutes and then flex.
Mal
Come on. Start DJing. Okay.
Rory
Start dissing, people. Nobody care that you dissing.
Mal
Yeah, I get it.
Rory
Tell Tupac I said, what up. No, I'm cool. He's dead.
Mal
Before we get out of here, I want to send a rest in peace young Scooter Atlanta legend who passed away while we were away from. From the studio. Sad, sad news out of Atlanta. Passed away on his birthday.
Rory
Oh, I didn't even see that.
Mal
Oh, yeah. So that was. It's unfortunate, I believe they said, because the. The word was that the cops had killed him. And then the cops came out and made a statement saying, we did not shoot him. He actually died climbing a fence. And I think he wounded his leg. So people in the comments saying, yeah, right. People in the comments who are, you know, medical students, doctors saying if you break your femur bone or you hit an artery in your leg, you can definitely bleed out. It is possible. So whatever. However he passed, it's just a sad situation. Another young artists that we all have listened to and supported at one point or another, gone at a very young age. So rest in peace to young Scooter. And we forgot last week, apologies for this, but rest in peace to the legendary George Foreman. A lot of people didn't even know he was a boxer. They thought that he sold grills and cooking appliances. No. George Foreman was one of the greatest heavyweight boxers of all time. Great person, great human being, great personality. Somebody that I grew up watching on TV and seen a lot. So this was definitely hit home with this one. So rest in peace to the great legendary Mr. George Foreman.
Rory
Absolutely. And while we're recording this, it is the six year anniversary. I hate even saying anniversary with stuff like this, but Nipsey Hussle passed away six years ago. Rest in peace to the legendary Nip Shout out to Black Sam. Still keeping the legacy going.
Mal
Absolutely.
Rory
Burger places still, still, still wrapped around the corner.
Mal
As it should be, as it should never change. Marathon burgers. That's all we eat in la.
Rory
We. We were together the day we were leaving la, the day it happened. Landed in San Francisco, I want to say.
Mal
Right, San Francisco. Yeah.
Rory
Yeah, it was. That was definitely a very, very dark, dark day. But six years later, Nipsey's legacy is continuing to carry on. People still talk. Everything that he was Talking while he was alive and putting it into their careers. So, you know, his death was not in vain as far as what he. He did impact with our community.
Mal
So very tragic, very unfortunate still. But it seems that the family is doing everything that Nip probably spoke about or wanted to do and still pushing forward with the marathon. The marathon continues, obviously, so salute to the family, continued prayers to the family, and continued support to the family and anything that they're doing in the name of Nips, See and. Yeah, man. Yeah. All right. Well, it's been another. Another episode. Good seeing you guys back. Damaris, glad you made it back from Houston in one piece.
Damaris
Couple pieces.
Mal
Well, I don't know. I don't know.
Rory
A couple pieces.
Mal
Couple pieces. Still might be in Houston. Her soul is still got to talk to room service. It might be n somebody, you know.
Damaris
My heart. My heart. My heart is.
Mal
You know, your heart is in Houston.
Damaris
Nah, nah.
Mal
Maybe.
Damaris
Maybe it might be back in Brooklyn by now. Who knows?
Rory
That depends on when he flies back.
Mal
Yo, baby.
Rory
Yo, it might be. It might be in the air right now.
Mal
I'm gonna let her get that off, but just know. Just know. We gonna revisit this in about three weeks. I'm gonna let you get that off, baby. D. But in three weeks, I'm on your ass, man. Fuck that.
Rory
First of all, the Pop the Balloon series I saw on my Netflix cube, like, set up, ready to go. If you're not on at least season two for Netflix, Pop the balloon. I'd be very upset at you. Like, that needs to be on your vision board.
Mal
Me?
Rory
Yeah, you.
Mal
Why?
Rory
Would be great for that show.
Mal
No. Fuck no. Pop the balloon.
Rory
Yes.
Mal
Fuck, no. I would never go on that show.
Damaris
Pop the. I'm interested in going on not as somebody who gets a balloon popped on them, but someone like.
Mal
Nah, see, no, don't do that. See, that's what you do. No, get your balloon pop just like you got your balloon popped in Houston.
Damaris
Yo. You are a wild nigga.
Mal
Oh, I just said you got your balloon popped.
Damaris
That did not happen.
Rory
Balloon not popped.
Damaris
That did not.
Mal
Hey, hey.
Rory
I was talking to Peach.
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
But I am interested in going. I'll pop the balloon. So if you guys are. Whoever's producing the show, let me hit me.
Rory
Me up.
Damaris
I'll go on there.
Mal
But why you don't want to go in there and let them pop the balloon on you, though. Nah, see, nah. That's. Why don't do that.
Damaris
I'm not. I don't have. I don't have it. In me to let, like, talk. And I got.
Mal
That's the problem.
Damaris
But you want to talk.
Mal
Yeah, exactly.
Damaris
I'm cooking.
Mal
Okay. So they do that. They do that when they. When they asking them. They be like, yo, so why'd you pop the balloon? They be like, yo. Cause I don't. And the person like, well, I don't know what you talking about. Cause you got. Yeah. So get your off.
Damaris
All right.
Mal
Okay. Get your off. Don't, Don't. Don't do that.
Damaris
Well, either row. I'm. I'm actually the one looking for love, so, you know, you. Yeah, yeah.
Mal
So you gotta go and let them pop for now.
Damaris
I don't know. Hit me up.
Rory
My ego is not.
Mal
Hit me up in the morning.
Rory
I would have so much fun.
Mal
Yeah, like what?
Rory
Being the person that walks up. I don't think I get popped right away, but the moment they ask, what do you do for a living? And I say, podcast. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Right away.
Mal
Absolutely.
Rory
And it's not our fault. It's what y'all have done to this genre.
Mal
Yeah. People think that we're gonna just talk about our relationships on air every day, which we will.
Rory
But we're on Netflix.
Mal
We have to. Yeah, but shout out to. Shout out to that series for getting a Netflix deal. That's dope. I've seen a lot of people kind of like, oh, this is not the content we need to keep pushing. And I understand that, but, you know.
Rory
It'S not that bad.
Mal
I mean, it's entertainment, man. It's just entertainment.
Rory
Have you been on Zeus?
Mal
Yeah, it's just an. Hey, I watched the Baddies the season finale last night.
Rory
So did I. Yeah.
Mal
I'm on Baddies Africa auditions. They on there going crazy. I'm all the way into this baddies organization.
Rory
How did you feel about Blood In, Blood Out? How did you feel about. I thought it spoke great to Natalie's leadership at the end, where we felt like it was very rocky after that nature hike. That kind of put them. Put things in perspective.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I felt like she brought all the girls together.
Mal
Yeah. Everybody got their chain. Well, you know, some of them didn't get their chain, but they eventually got their chains. But it's just a little. It's just fun, man. It's just fun watching that and. But I do feel like they gotta find a way to kind of, like. Cause it's just. They should maybe go lean more towards, like, doing activities together, like courses and, you know, like. Because just fighting in Hawaii is just crazy. It's like, y'all just swinging on each other. Have them do some, you know, building the communication skills, events and stuff like that together where they can. We hate each other now, but we love each other because we got through this together. Like, something like that.
Rory
Natalie, what's. What's Brad Pitt's character in Fight Club?
Mal
What was his name? Something like that.
Rory
Yo, Natalie Nunn is. Is Tyler in real life, when she was talking to one of the chicks about not squaring up, she's like, I'm the leader, and even I square up, I get in the fight. Like, I'm never gonna put you something. I ain't go through Tyler Durden.
Mal
Natalie Durden.
Rory
It's like, I'm not just making y'all fight. I got in the ring, too.
Mal
That is definitely my guilty pleasure. Watching Baddies, man, It's. It's just. It's fun.
Rory
I haven't clicked the auditions yet.
Mal
Oh, you're gonna love it. Oh, you're gonna love it.
Rory
I think I'm gonna feel right.
Mal
Somebody's grandmother's on the auditioning, Somebody's aunties on the auditioning. It's crazy. They had a little person on the auditioning. It's crazy, man.
Rory
We. We gotta reach out to Zeus to see if we can get you on.
Mal
That show just as a host on Baddies. Yeah, I would definitely be a host on Baddies. One like the Joe Rogan, like, in Fear Fact. Yeah, yeah. When they got. I would definitely do that on Patties. Yo. Hey, Natalie, make it happen. I would definitely do that on Baddies.
Rory
You taking them to, like, the boxing.
Mal
Ring to train 100. I would do that. That what I love the Baddies, man. Shout out to the baddies. All right, y'all. Well, we'll talk to y'all soon. Talk to you on a couple days. Be safe, be blessed. I'm. That he's just ginger. Peace. Time is precious, and so are our pets. So time with our pets is extra precious. That's why we started Dutch. Dutch provides 24. 7 access to licensed vets with unlimited virtual visits and follow ups for up to five pets. You can message a vet at any time and schedule a video visit the same day. Our vets can even prescribe medication for many ailments, and shipping is always free. With Dutch, you'll get more time with your pets and year round peace of mind when it comes to their vet care.
Rory
Hey, all you womensoups, fans and folks who just don't know yet that they're women's hoops fans, We've got a big week over at Good Game with Sarah Spain as we near the end of one of the most most exciting women's.
Mal
College basketball seasons ever.
Rory
The most parody we've seen in years. With games coming down to the wire and everyone wondering which team will be crowned national champions this weekend in Tampa. Listen to Good Game with Sarah Spain on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new.
Mal
Season of my podcast, Math and stories.
Rory
From the frontiers of Marketing. I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like Chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty, Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.
Mal
Being a rock star is very fun, but helping people is way more fun.
Rory
And Damian Maldonado, CEO, CEO of American Financing.
Mal
I figured out the formula.
Rory
I just have to work hard. Then that's magic. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important creative spark, the magic.
Mal
Listen to math and magic on the.
Rory
Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Mal
What's up everyone?
Rory
Julie Swerbinks here along with former NHL player Nate Thompson. We're doing a new podcast together. Here we go. The name Energy Line with Nate and J.
Mal
Each week we'll get together and talk about hockey life.
Rory
All topics are fair game, right?
Mal
Exactly. And you'll never know who will drop.
Rory
By to join us.
Mal
Julie is pretty well connected. She has text threads going that you wouldn't believe.
Rory
Listen to Energy Line with Nate and.
Mal
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Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 358 | Cast Away
Release Date: April 1, 2025
Hosts: Rory, Mal, and Damaris
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
1. Damaris’s Houston Adventure (03:01 - 08:03)
In this segment, Damaris recounts her recent trip to Houston, detailing the unexpected delays and the adventures she encountered.
2. Navigating Ex-Relationships (08:03 - 19:04)
The hosts delve into the complexities of dealing with ex-partners, sharing personal anecdotes and societal observations.
3. Social Media Habits and Technology Dependency (19:04 - 32:24)
The conversation shifts to modern communication habits, particularly the overuse of platforms like FaceTime and the resulting social implications.
4. Wilderness Survival Attempts and Challenges (32:24 - 46:03)
The hosts humorously explore their hypothetical abilities to survive in the wilderness, referencing classic survival scenarios.
5. Music and Podcast Promotions (Throughout the Episode)
Interspersed within the conversation are multiple promotions for various podcasts and services affiliated with the hosts.
6. Reflections on Past and Current Relationships (46:03 - 56:39)
The discussion returns to the topic of ex-relationships, focusing on the challenges and dynamics post-breakup.
7. Honoring Legends and Reflecting on Loss (80:00 - 89:05)
The hosts take a somber turn to honor deceased personalities and reflect on their impacts.
8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans (99:07 - End)
As the episode wraps up, the hosts discuss potential future projects, upcoming events, and maintain a lighthearted tone.
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Conclusion
Episode 358 of New Rory & MAL titled "Cast Away" offers a blend of personal anecdotes, humorous banter, and reflective discussions on relationships, technology's impact on social interactions, and survival skills. The hosts navigate through serious topics with a lighthearted approach, interspersed with promotions for their various podcasts and services. The episode concludes with heartfelt tributes to influential figures, underscoring the diverse range of conversations that New Rory & MAL consistently delivers to its audience.