Episode 360 | Popping Cherries

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 360 | Popping Cherries

Release Date: April 8, 2025
Hosts: Rory and Mal
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

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Introduction

In Episode 360 of "New Rory & MAL," titled "Popping Cherries," hosts Rory and Mal delve into a blend of personal anecdotes, humorous exchanges, and candid discussions about relationships, personal growth, parenting, and societal observations. The episode is characterized by its engaging banter, relatable topics, and insightful humor, making it a compelling listen for both long-time fans and newcomers.

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Relationships and First Dates

The episode kicks off with a playful yet profound exploration of modern dating dynamics. Rory and Mal simulate a first-date scenario, dissecting the complexities and expectations that come with meeting someone new.

• Rory: "We are here today to give you your eternal flowers for being just a, you know, a professional, a stand-up guy when a task calls." [03:17]

• Mal: "Venturing into first dates like that might be unnerving, but it's essential to understand each other's backgrounds and intentions." [18:03]

They discuss the idea of preparing responses for first-date questions, highlighting the fine line between being genuine and coming off as rehearsed.

• Mal: "I think that's fair. My ex doesn't have a negative word to say about me." [22:18]

The conversation segues into self-awareness and the importance of recognizing one's role in past relationship dynamics.

• Rory: "I consider myself the common denominator in everything not working out for me." [22:58]

This segment underscores the significance of introspection and accountability in personal relationships.

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Aura and Personal Insights

Rory and Mal engage in a light-hearted yet meaningful discussion about "aura"—the energy one exudes—and how it impacts interpersonal interactions.

• Rory: "Aura has nothing to do with the way you're dressed or the way your hair is styled. It's the energy you exude when you walk into a room." [12:23]

• Mal: "I think Cole has a good aura. He's a good guy, man." [15:20]

They explore how aura influences perceptions and relationships, emphasizing that authenticity and positive energy can significantly enhance one's social interactions.

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Parenting and Travel Anecdotes

The hosts share humorous and relatable stories about parenting challenges, particularly focusing on travel mishaps and child behavior in public settings.

• Rory: "I took Amara to paint pottery this weekend. I just need to stop bringing my child places at this point." [40:27]

• Mal: "She tried to crawl right on that grill. That's why the airports are dirty." [59:47]

These anecdotes highlight the unpredictable nature of parenting, especially when navigating public spaces like airports and restaurants. The conversation touches on strategies for managing children in stressful environments and the importance of maintaining composure.

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Airline and Travel Experiences

Rory and Mal delve into their frustrating and amusing experiences with various airlines, discussing issues like lost luggage, in-flight behavior, and customer service.

• Rory: "We went to Newark and ended up spending 10 hours in Philly because of the weather. We had to fuel up, and everyone started revolting." [72:02]

• Mal: "I got mad, signed everybody the out. I can't go and use my United miles." [74:18]

They critique airline policies, such as the handling of passengers’ requests to use the bathroom during taxiing and the inconsiderate behaviors of fellow travelers. Their shared experiences shed light on the broader challenges of air travel, offering listeners a blend of humor and empathy.

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Unpopular Food Opinions

In a segment of the episode, Rory and Mal share their most unpopular food opinions, leading to spirited debates and laughter.

• Rory: "Eating eggs is like eating an abortion." [101:01]

• Mal: "Oysters are disgusting. They're just horny." [101:11]

• Rory: "Lamb is just greasy ass bad chicken." [103:24]

These candid admissions not only entertain but also encourage listeners to reflect on their own food preferences and biases. The hosts use humor to navigate the often subjective nature of taste, fostering a light-hearted atmosphere.

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Pop Culture and Celebrity Comments

The podcast touches upon various facets of pop culture, from discussing legendary actors like Laurence Fishburne to critiquing modern celebrity behavior.

• Rory: "Dead Presidents is criminally underrated. The way he played the pimp was brilliant." [30:36]

• Mal: "Chris Brown needs to clarify his messages, but people will still wear red bandanas to his concerts." [97:41]

These discussions blend nostalgia with contemporary observations, offering listeners a rich perspective on how pop culture elements evolve and impact society.

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Conclusion

"New Rory & MAL – Popping Cherries" is a vibrant episode that seamlessly weaves together personal stories, humor, and meaningful discussions. Through their relatable experiences and candid conversations, Rory and Mal create an engaging narrative that resonates with a diverse audience. Whether it's navigating the complexities of modern relationships, managing parenting challenges, or sharing harsh food critiques, the hosts deliver content that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Listeners are left with a sense of camaraderie and reflection, encouraged to embrace their own imperfections and navigate life's unpredictabilities with humor and grace.

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Notable Quotes:

• Rory on Relationships: "We are here today to give you your eternal flowers for being just a, you know, a professional, a stand-up guy when a task calls." [03:17]

• Mal on Aura: "I think Cole has a good aura. He's a good guy, man." [15:20]

• Rory on Parenting: "She tried to crawl right on that grill. That's why the airports are dirty." [59:47]

• Mal on Food Opinions: "Oysters are disgusting. They're just horny." [101:11]

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Conclusion:

Episode 360 of "New Rory & MAL," titled "Popping Cherries," is a quintessential blend of humor, personal insight, and cultural commentary. Rory and Mal's dynamic interaction, paired with their ability to discuss a wide array of topics candidly, makes this episode a standout. Whether you're tuning in for a laugh or to glean some life lessons, "Popping Cherries" delivers on all fronts, reinforcing why New Rory & MAL continues to be a beloved podcast in the iHeartPodcasts and The Volume lineup.

Transcript

[Camila Ramon]

I'm Camila Ramon.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And I'm Melissa Ortiz.

[Camila Ramon]

And our podcast Hasta Bajo is where sports, music and fitness collide.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And we cover it all.

[Camila Ramon]

The Arriba Hasta Aho. This season we sit down with history makers like the Sucar family, who became the first Peruvians to win a Grammy. It was a very special moment for us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's been 15 years for me in this career.

[Camila Ramon]

Finally, things are starting to shift into a different level. Listen to Hasta Vajo on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iheart Women's Sports.

[Camila Ramon]

Hey, what's up, y'all?

[Melissa Ortiz]

This is Eric Andre. I made a podcast called Bombing about absolutely tanking on stage. I tell gnarly stories and I talk to friends about their worst moments of bombing in all sorts of ways. Bombing on stage, bombing in public, bombing in life. Like the time I stole a girl's phone during a sentence, she jumped on stage and threw a big haymaker punch to my nose. Listen to Bombing with Eric Andre on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your PODC.

[Camila Ramon]

Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Stories.

[Camila Ramon]

From the frontiers of Marketing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear.

[Camila Ramon]

How they reach the top of their.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Fields and the lessons they learned along.

[Camila Ramon]

The way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty, Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Being a rock star is very fun, but helping people is way more fun.

[Camila Ramon]

Damian Maldonado, CEO of American Financing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I figured out the formula.

[Camila Ramon]

I just have to work hard. Then that's magic. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important creative spark, the magic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Listen to math and Magic on the.

[Camila Ramon]

Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Israel Gutierrez and I'm hosting a.

[Melissa Ortiz]

New podcast, Dub Dynasty.

[Camila Ramon]

The story of how the Golden State warriors have dominated the NBA for over a decade.

[Melissa Ortiz]

The Golden State warriors once again are NBA champions.

[Camila Ramon]

The warriors dynasty remains alive in large part because of a scrawny 6 foot.

[Melissa Ortiz]

2 hooper who everyone seems to love.

[Camila Ramon]

For what Steph has done for the game. He's certainly on that Mount Rushmore.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Come revisit this magical warriors ride. Listen to Dub Dynasty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The volume.

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, whoever started that rumor when I was a kid that Sierra was a man, we need you to the podium.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Who started that Was a.

[Camila Ramon]

Was the way they. The way they hung Saddam in, like the village.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

In the center. That's what we need to do. To the person that started that rumor when I was a kid that Sierra.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Was a man, I agree with you. But now the only thing with the. With a white man saying that is if it's a black guy that started that rumor, I don't know if you really thought.

[Camila Ramon]

No, but you like. No, I wouldn't be part of that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah. Like you won't show up to the actual.

[Camila Ramon]

I would vote yes at city council for it, but anonymously.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You send in a mail in ballot.

[Camila Ramon]

Okay. Death by firing squad. How about that? Is that better?

[Melissa Ortiz]

A little better. That's a little better. Torture him slowly. That's a little better. Whatever it is. But, Roy, we are here today. This entire episode is dedicated to the greatest rebounder that ever lived, Russell Wilson. We are just here today to give you your eternal flowers for being just a, you know, a professional, a stand up guy when a task calls. You answered. You answered that task. And Sierra, too. I mean, she has the longest video in history right now. I think the video is about two hours and 12 minutes.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, no, it's a six second loop that's on for two hours.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I love the Nokia video, but I haven't watched that since Sierra dropped her video.

[Camila Ramon]

I didn't. I didn't even look at my child for a weekend. Yeah, it was just locked in on the phone.

[Eric Andre]

Hard.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, baby D. Hard. She look mean.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Ciara, look. She looks amazing, man. She looks absolutely amazing.

[Camila Ramon]

There's something about women like her Rihanna. Even when they're not naked, they just look incredible with clothes on.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Did y'all see the. The video earlier this year of Halle Berry in the bathroom when she was like making that thing?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Y'all saw that wink.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, no, I think I.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, I didn't see it wink. Damaris.

[Eric Andre]

Sorry. Well, you didn't. You left her fill in the blank. I filled in the blank.

[Melissa Ortiz]

She was. Halle Berry was making that thing bounce a little bit. No, but I didn't know Halle. I didn't know her game. I wasn't familiar with her game. I didn't know Halle Berry had all.

[Camila Ramon]

Never saw swordfish.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I didn't have. I didn't know she had all of that Back there. I didn't realize that, but yeah, that was the most amazing video of the year until Sierra dropped her video.

[Camila Ramon]

You know, I consider future one of our forefathers. One of our kings, if you will. You lost, bro. I'm sorry. You could say my collection. You could do any song you want to make yourself feel better. Oh, you took that loss.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. This one.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

Helly, yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I wasn't familiar. I just wasn't familiar, baby.

[Camila Ramon]

And you can see the cuff too. It's not just the. The leg meat that you're shaking. It's there. This is gonna be a horny podcast.

[Eric Andre]

I'm sorry, we just giving.

[Melissa Ortiz]

We're giving flowers today. This is gonna be a floral podcast.

[Camila Ramon]

Sarah is also one of the best dancers of our generation as well.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Definitely. Without a doubt.

[Camila Ramon]

She exuded the choreography.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Without a doubt.

[Camila Ramon]

And whoever the director was, you know, I'd love. I'd love to see what's on the cutting room floor, what didn't make the video.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And I told you, when I see some outtakes. When I saw her at Missy's show in Chicago. You forgot. You almost forget how many records Sierra's.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, of course. Like, she got joints.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, she has. She has records. She's one of those.

[Camila Ramon]

She's one of the best.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, she's one of the best entertainers probably in the last 15 years, for sure.

[Camila Ramon]

I can say I was entertained this weekend.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Very.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Thank you. Thank you, Sierra.

[Camila Ramon]

Before we get off the horny topics, I got into an argument with someone over the weekend that the Lori Harvey Playboy issue never came out, because I feel like I would have saw the photos. I was like, there's no way that that actually.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, yes. Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

I was, in fact, wrong, because we went and googled it, and boy, was it a fucking letdown. Now I know why no one talked about it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well, she just go do Vogue. Well, we spoke about it. We didn't think that she would be new. Well, no, with Sean, we went through.

[Eric Andre]

The photos, and you thought that those were, like, prequels, and I'm like, no.

[Camila Ramon]

Those are the photos. I thought that, like, when the issue came out, she was like, at least like a little nipple slip in a tasteful way.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

What the was the point of this? Yeah, I mean, she looks incredible. Don't get me wrong. This is the horny talking. This is the post Sierra video. Pre nut clarity, like, whatever the you want to call it. I just don't know what the point was.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, it's still the Playboy brand. She has the bunny ears. She's just not showing any, you know, she's not revealing anything.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm gonna sound just like a horny insult. What is the point? Well, she's the point of Playboy. To be naked.

[Eric Andre]

No, not everybody who posts, I don't subscribe.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't know.

[Eric Andre]

I just assume to be sexy. And she, like, for example, she's topless in that photo. Sexy but tasteless. But taste.

[Camila Ramon]

She got racier on her Instagram.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I feel what you said.

[Camila Ramon]

It's not. I have a. I have the right to be mad.

[Eric Andre]

God, seriously, there.

[Camila Ramon]

I have the right. Should Americans be mad?

[Melissa Ortiz]

You should go on the Playwell website and leave like a. You know, like a little.

[Eric Andre]

A scathing review.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Like, listen, man, I don't know where the brand is headed, but need to see more Bush. Where's the Bush? Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Did not spend seven decades sex trafficking women for something like this to come out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, the brand took a left turn somewhere. Now it's just like, you know, that's.

[Camila Ramon]

The Teflon Don right there.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, you. Oh, he got in and got out as a legend, didn't he?

[Camila Ramon]

Out? How did he make it through?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Pay your taxes.

[Eric Andre]

White privilege.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Pay your taxes. Pay your failure.

[Camila Ramon]

Jeffrey Epstein didn't make it through this. Made it through.

[Eric Andre]

Well, he took it too far.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's what. That's the difference. I don't think he went that far.

[Camila Ramon]

They may have been of age.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

That makes all the difference in the world.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, There you go. Like, there you go. That's it. The law. The law.

[Camila Ramon]

The law guys are fine with rape as long as they're of age. That's what you guys are saying.

[Eric Andre]

No, don't see. Don't want to take it there.

[Camila Ramon]

I just want to take.

[Eric Andre]

This is your podcast. Do you want it to end? No, we're not okay with that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Who said that? Who would say such a thing?

[Camila Ramon]

The conclusion of what you guys were saying.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, that's definitely not the conclusion we're saying.

[Camila Ramon]

Did you get into the Playboy Mansion?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yes. It was a party. Was it? I forgot whose party it was.

[Camila Ramon]

You're like first Gump to me. I'm so jealous of the things that you experienced.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it was somebody's party. Somebody had a party at the Playboy Mansion one year. He's out in Cali. I can't remember what it was, but it wasn't. It was cool, but it wasn't. I guess, you know, kind of went in there with, you know, just. I don't know what I thought was Gonna. I thought people were gonna be having sex as soon as you walked in.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, that's what I would assume.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Naturally. But it wasn't that. It very cool, you know, party. It was, you know, it was a lot of. A lot of women there, but it wasn't the, you know, the wild night that I thought it would be.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, same thing when I went to the puff one. Just me and Al sharpen.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, you snuck in that one, too.

[Camila Ramon]

No, no baby oil. Yeah, well, thank God I did. Now I'm not on the flight logs.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, thank God.

[Camila Ramon]

Thank God. Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You dodged RSVP to that one. Oh, man. They would have had to email all kind of. You don't want that.

[Camila Ramon]

It's just Salt Bay and Al Sharpton that are going to go down in that Regal.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Exactly.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, y. It was a horny weekend for sure. I'm actually happy that Dreamville did not live stream so I could put all my focus into Sierra. And I also did not get FOMO from Dreamville because they did not stream it because I feel like I would have had that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I saw a couple of clips floating around. I didn't see any performance. I did see that Cole brought Erykah Badu out.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, she was also one of the headliners.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. So I saw that. And I think I may have saw Cole sitting down performing some record. And I didn't see any other clips outside of that.

[Eric Andre]

I got a call from our.

[Camila Ramon]

From.

[Eric Andre]

Fail me first. She failed me. She said, yo, before I said, yo, when you meet Cole, like, tell him, you know, that's between us, okay? No, no, she said, yo, I'm.

[Camila Ramon]

Translate that.

[Eric Andre]

She said. She said, I'm going to put you as my screensaver on my phone so that if I get nervous, I don't forget. Like, I bet. Like, just call me when you get. When you meet him. She called me, yo, I met him. Yo, he fire. What the.

[Camila Ramon]

He's fire. What's that mean?

[Eric Andre]

I'm like, yo, he's still next to you. Like, she, like, nah, he left, yo. What the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, he's fired his aura.

[Eric Andre]

His aura? He fired aura? Like, what? Y'all pissed me off.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So. Wait, what you mean J. Cole has an aura?

[Camila Ramon]

He does. I've spent a good amount of time with him.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. All right. What's his aura, though? Cause J. Cole look like he don't even care about aura. Like, he's the.

[Eric Andre]

But that's what it is.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He's the Adam Sandler of rap. He dresses, he wears.

[Camila Ramon]

Okay, I see what you're Saying it's.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Laundry day every day for him. He don't give a. He don't have some Js on. You gotta got him good Js on, but he don't care what he clean.

[Camila Ramon]

Ones and some baggy.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, he ain't.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He ain't gonna be. You know what I'm saying? He gonna put a bunch of labels on. He ain't really that guy, you know what I'm saying?

[Camila Ramon]

So he just wants to play basketball.

[Eric Andre]

But that's aura.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Is that the aura?

[Eric Andre]

I done met a bunch of with some fly ass clothes or I'll be black and smart.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, that's a fact. But, you know, but any guy walking down the block dressed as jcole, that ain't jcole.

[Camila Ramon]

The swag.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't see Damaris saying y. Like, you might say his odor before you say you ain't. You ain't gonna say, don't do that. I'm just saying, it's just. It's J. Cole. So we get it. We understand, but it's like aura, really.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, if it was anyone else, it would look like they stink. Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, hold on. He's not. He doesn't look like the prototypical rap star.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You know what I'm saying? Like, and that's purpose. Because when he first came out, he tried to.

[Camila Ramon]

Which, you know, Roc Nation tried to make him do that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He kept a good watch on, you know, he kept. You know, he had waves and, you know, he was trying to. He was a little young Jay. He was trying to look like. He was trying to, like, put Bernice.

[Camila Ramon]

In her first video.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, yeah. Trailblazer.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But now that he's, you know, he's built this brand and he's, you know, he's like, man, I don't. He's himself just put the beat on and let me go crazy.

[Eric Andre]

Aura has nothing to do with the way that you're dressed or the way that your hair is styled. It's the energy that you exude when you walk in a room. How you make people feel. Like the emotions you draw to people, that's aura. How many rap stars have you met with good aura? Have you met many of them?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I met. I met a few rappers with good aura.

[Eric Andre]

A few. You done met a lot of rappers?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, but everybody's not a rap star, though. Like, everybody's not a rap star. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's a lot of rappers, but ain't no, it's not a Lot of rap stars. Like, you know the rap stars, when they walk in the room.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, I mean, that's where the industry was so wrong about the quote, unquote, big three. Like, we've heard Drake talk about Sylvia. Ron did want to stop. Like, he. He doesn't have the it factor. He's not a star whatsoever. Cole, they said the same shit when Jay signed him. Like, that's not a rap star. And now you look at the three rap stars are the ones that look like they're not stars. Kendrick didn't look like a star. I love that everyone was wrong about that shit because those three are stars. I mean, and redefine what that looks like.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's just a testament to good music just surpassing all of that. No matter what you look like, what you dress like, you know, if you. If your music is A1. And that's all that matters here.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, the first time I met Cole was in a studio. It was just like four of us. And the first thing he said to me was, tell me about yourself. Like, he's just a good person. Like, he has that type of word. Like, that was nobody. I was with Aristotle. We were trying to do the Crooked Smile video. And he. I could have been. No, I could have been Eris's man's assistant. Whatever the it was, he was like, yo, tell me about yourself. Like, who are you? That is good aura. Like, that's a good person in a studio that just focuses on everyone. Tell me about yourself.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I think that's ill. See, if I get that off, they're gonna be like, oh, he's. He's. He's an. Tell me about yourself. What? We're sitting in the same room. What's up, man? Where you from? Tell me a little bit about yourself.

[Camila Ramon]

I've noticed that, though maybe not a star quality per se, but, like, very successful people, I've noticed, do do that. Like, you would think the stereotype would be that the CEO successful person be an asshole and not even focus on somebody mopping up. Like, the first time I was ever in an elevator with Lior Cohen, he said the same thing to me. Who are you? What do you do? Tell me about yourself. Successful people do that. And that's good.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Or they just want to know how broke you are. That.

[Camila Ramon]

That too.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Look at this peasant.

[Camila Ramon]

How can I exploit you for your work, sir? Oh, you do Digital? Here. Here's 10 other things. That's not on your job description.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, 100. That's how that goes.

[Camila Ramon]

But not Cole. Cole has a good Aura.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I has a good aura.

[Camila Ramon]

I didn't see too many clicks. It is, man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Just say yellen, Cole has a good. Or does. I'm not saying that he does. It's just funny. Like another guy say that.

[Camila Ramon]

That's all I saw Eve talking about. They brought Muhammad's crib to Raleigh, North Carolina. I went to Muhammad's crib to shoot with Cole. With Muhammad too. Like watching. That's a real authentic thing. Yeah, Like Cole really paid off his mortgage for the rest of his life. Muhammad never needs a fucking thing for the rest of his life. Because he let Cole not pay his rent for five months because he was broke. Yeah, like that aura is real.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. No, Cole is. He's a good guy, man. You know, I gave him a lot of. A lot of hell last year. But that still doesn't mean that he's not a good guy. Of course. Believe he's a good guy.

[Camila Ramon]

And I don't think, like, you would really define Cole's existence as a good human being. Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Who am I?

[Camila Ramon]

I don't think Cole is reevaluating. Who am I with his wife and kids? Like, damn. I don't know. Mall doesn't really. On my aura like that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, I mean, Nicole is a good guy, man. I just don't. You know, it's all good.

[Camila Ramon]

It's all good.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it's all good.

[Camila Ramon]

Look what a year does. We're healing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, listen. It's all good, man.

[Camila Ramon]

A year to the date we are healing.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, God, look at this.

[Camila Ramon]

Monday.

[Eric Andre]

You think you have a good aura?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Do I have a good order?

[Eric Andre]

Do you think you have a good order?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I think I have a great aura.

[Eric Andre]

Okay, like what color you think it is?

[Melissa Ortiz]

My. My. Like my hue.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, I should have brought my aura photo today.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know. Probably like a. Some variant of like a light green.

[Camila Ramon]

You talk about what you're wearing right now?

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, this is a. This is like more of an olive, more of a navy green.

[Camila Ramon]

You give me more of like a lavender or lavender.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I like lavender.

[Eric Andre]

Green represents nurturing, compassion and a deep connection to nature. It can also signify healing and growth. And Rory said he sees purple.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Green. Connection to nature, balance. I'm a libra. So balance is somewhere in the. I didn't even know that. Look at how I'm giving it to y'all. That's aura right there. When I don't even know my aura and I just can't fight faith. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. Like, come on, man, tell me about yourself.

[Camila Ramon]

I left out one part of the lior conversation that terrified me. A6.6 Israeli man going, why do I need to know you?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I was like, I don't know. I don't know.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't know me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't even know.

[Camila Ramon]

Why do I need to. Which is such a brilliant question, though. He didn't mean it like an asshole. Why should I know you?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just people that just don't have small talk that's like, get right to it. Like, yo, who are you? Like, tell me about yourself.

[Camila Ramon]

Leo, I love you. And I know you watch this podcast every day.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Absolutely. Come on.

[Camila Ramon]

He has Asperger's in a good way. Like, that's why I think Luke is successful. He has no filter of how he says anything.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, like, that's a talent, though. Hell, yeah, that's a talent. That's a skill.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. Especially to do that around Eric B. And get away with it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Yeah, that's a skill. That's a skill. Who are you? Tell me about yourself.

[Camila Ramon]

Do that in front of Supreme. Yeah, I feel like we are goated.

[Eric Andre]

I feel like people should go into first dates like that, too, though. Like the small talk. Just like, who are you? Why should I know you? What's wrong with you? What would your ex say is wrong with you? What would your mama say is wrong with you? Like, let's, like, really get to it. Don't.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Don't say that. Because if a guy sat down on the first day and came at you like that, you would get.

[Eric Andre]

My answer's already prepared. I've been preparing them in the shower for years. I know all the answers to them questions.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You are sicker than I thought. You know, you've been preparing first date answers in your mind in the shower for years. What is wrong with you?

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, that's. That's manipulation.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. You go into it knowing exactly what you're gonna say.

[Eric Andre]

If you were applying for a job.

[Camila Ramon]

That'S how you practice.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You don't approach a first date like a job was wrong.

[Eric Andre]

Why not?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Because it's not a job.

[Eric Andre]

This can be for life. This can be beneficial. And relationships are work. Yeah. I want to present my best self. I'm not lying. But I do want to think out my answer so that when I present them to you, you have the whole picture. I don't think that that's manipulative.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay, so baby did give it to me. You on the first date. He said.

[Eric Andre]

He goes, why would I Give you my sauce.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't. I'm not going. Do you think I'm about to take you? You think I'm about to go on a date and be like, yo, so how she said it, like, texting her under the table like your baby did? What? You said what, though?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, you got an earpiece with demer.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm just saying. So you on the first date. And he says, yo, so demerit. Tell me more about yourself.

[Eric Andre]

I'm going say, tell me about you first, and then we'll get into me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Manipulation. That's manipulation. Is that manipulation when somebody asks you a question and you answer it with a question?

[Camila Ramon]

I'm going to.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That might be manipulation 101.

[Eric Andre]

Actually, I'm going to tell you about me. Right. But also, I am a public figure where there are a million 18 clips of me talking about me. I want to hear about you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, so what if you don't watch the show?

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, that is truly narcissistic. How is that narcissistic thing? Holy shit.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's what I'm saying.

[Camila Ramon]

To think to go on a first date. There's so much on YouTube. He should have done his research.

[Eric Andre]

He just knows what I'm saying.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Let's take that off the plate. He's never seen the podcast. Never seen the clip.

[Camila Ramon]

Which you prefer.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, you know, that's what I prefer.

[Melissa Ortiz]

All right, so then he doesn't know anything about. He just thinks you're attractive and he wants to go on a date with you.

[Eric Andre]

And he smart.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. I mean, he wants to take you out of rehearsals. Yeah. He wants to get to know you better. And he says, so listen, baby D, I'm a financial investor. You know, I travel. I have a very busy schedule, very hectic.

[Camila Ramon]

Is this lion.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm glad that I finally got a chance to take you to dinner. You know, listen, I'm newly divorced. I've been divorced about a year and a half.

[Camila Ramon]

Sloan.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I've been divorced about a year.

[Camila Ramon]

Why are you cosplaying Loyol right now?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I've been divorced for like a year and a half. You know, I've been nervous about getting back in the dating pool, but here I am. So, you know, tell me a little bit about yourself and, you know, what type of woman you are and what are you looking for?

[Camila Ramon]

I hate those broad type of questions, but go ahead.

[Eric Andre]

Why do you hate the broad? I mean. Cause there's a lot about me I would say, well, what would you like to know? What about me would you like to know?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Do you have a real pinky toenail?

[Eric Andre]

Yes, I do. It's a very long toenail.

[Camila Ramon]

Do a squirt.

[Eric Andre]

I'm one of the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You said no small talk. He's getting right to it. Is it Bush?

[Camila Ramon]

Loyon said that? I didn't say that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, but Baby D, you practicing your answers. You ain't give us an answer yet.

[Eric Andre]

If a man asked me to do it, squirt, I'm gonna walk out the door and call the cops on my way out. That's fine.

[Camila Ramon]

You're not wasting time.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, like he getting right too. He could change your life.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah. What you mean I can. I'm going to tell you about my values because if I tell you about my personality, my personality comes off differently to different people depending on their own view and personality.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay, so what are some of your qualities?

[Eric Andre]

My values are love, family, peace. Love, family, peace and having fun, enjoying life. I think the purpose of life is to enjoy life. If you want to find a partner to enjoy life with, make sure it fits and make sure you're ready for love to be work. I think that love is work. And I think a lot of people go into relationships thinking that the person that they're with is supposed to make them happy, and that's not it. You're supposed to find somebody to be happy with not to make you happy.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That sounds rehearsed.

[Eric Andre]

How does first date?

[Melissa Ortiz]

That sounds like.

[Camila Ramon]

That's my favorite.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That sounds like you went over that while the conditioner was setting in the.

[Camila Ramon]

And recorded it and watched it back. Find some edits.

[Eric Andre]

That's fine. I'm prepared. I'm prepared. When is ready to come take me off the streets? I'm prepared.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Are y'all.

[Eric Andre]

Are y'all prepared for the rapture?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Are you prepared for the rapture?

[Camila Ramon]

Yes. Can't wait for.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?

[Camila Ramon]

Jews are still waiting on their savior. It's coming.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, man.

[Camila Ramon]

All right. We're on our first. First date. Cheesecake Factory. I let you do apps and main.

[Eric Andre]

You let me?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

Brokey, go ahead.

[Camila Ramon]

What would your ex say about you?

[Eric Andre]

My ex doesn't have a negative word to say about me.

[Camila Ramon]

Can we get him on the phone?

[Eric Andre]

Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

Verify that.

[Eric Andre]

Yes, we can.

[Melissa Ortiz]

One to get the ex on the phone is crazy.

[Eric Andre]

My ex doesn't have a negative word to say about me. All of my exes wish me happy birthday. Some of them even sent me money. My exes love me. They have not neglected.

[Camila Ramon]

I said happy birthday to a lot of shitty people in My life.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's a fact.

[Eric Andre]

Nothing. I'm not the problem.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yo, that sound like the problem.

[Eric Andre]

How? I'm not.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Whenever y'all say y'all not the problem, y'all be the problem.

[Eric Andre]

Mall, you say you're not the problem all the time.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm the problem. That's what I'm trying to tell you, baby. D, I am the problem.

[Camila Ramon]

In this main character syndrome I have, I'm noticing I'm the common denominator and everything not working out for me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Exactly. It's me. It starts with me.

[Camila Ramon]

You really don't think your ex would have anything bad to say about you?

[Eric Andre]

No. If he found out I was on a date, he'd come up with something. But, like, if he went to God. If he went to God and had a serious conversation, he'd say, no, nothing.

[Camila Ramon]

Clearly, it didn't work out. So there must have been something that didn't work, that they would.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You can.

[Eric Andre]

You can not be compatible with somebody and not meet. That doesn't mean that there's something wrong with you. They could be the perfect person for someone else.

[Camila Ramon]

Since she's amazing at avoiding. I would say. My exes would probably say I'm a very good provider, good support system. But a year in, I'll probably shut down, get numb and stop speaking to you.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah. Like, you unknown. Like, I don't. That's. That's not healthy.

[Camila Ramon]

Childhood trauma will put me in a place of mental instability. And everything that was going great in this relationship, I will make sure does not continue that way.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay. Did the psychic tell you about that? Did she point?

[Camila Ramon]

No, no, no, no. That was me in the mirror rehearsing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, that was your monologue. That was your monologue. Okay. Got it. Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

I would say that. I would say. I would say all mags would say he's a very good person. Like, he has a very good heart. It means well in everything that he does. But he makes horrible decisions often.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

Especially when it comes to emotional support and emotional decisions.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

I would say that.

[Eric Andre]

I think that's fair.

[Camila Ramon]

I would never say it on the first date because that woman would run away.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

I'd rather waste a year of her life and let her find out on.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Her own for a year. Gotta string along.

[Eric Andre]

That's beautiful.

[Melissa Ortiz]

This is a great time. We had a great year.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Great year. You always look back on him like he was a great guy.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, I had a great year. And now it's gonna take me two years to heal. It's gonna Take me double the amount of time we dated to heal from the bullshit you did when we were together.

[Melissa Ortiz]

How long did it take you to heal?

[Eric Andre]

You like Wolverine to heal?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

I didn't rehearse that answer.

[Camila Ramon]

Got it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I knew I got it. How long does it take you to heal?

[Eric Andre]

It depends, because sometimes you think you've healed and all you just hasn't been. You just haven't been triggered. You've been alone, so nothing has triggered you. And then you get in a relationship, you're like, oh, I actually didn't heal from that.

[Camila Ramon]

You didn't solve your issues. You avoided them.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Out of sight, out of mind until they're in sight. And it's like, oh, I. I never made any conclusion or closure with this situation.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't think I've ever healed. I think I'm. I'm like Harvey Dent with the burnt face, still flipping the coin. Like, there's no. Clinically, you should not be alive. Yeah, that's me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if healing is a. Is like a destination.

[Eric Andre]

It's a journey.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, what does healed mean?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I think heal is because he'll. Is like, healing to me is like. Like when you lose, like, somebody like, that you're really close with. Right. Like, somebody passes away over time, you know, you don't think about the person as much. It goes, like, from every day, you know, first person that's really close to you lose the person. Think about them every day until you.

[Camila Ramon]

Live next to a graveyard and they're buried there. And when you open your bedroom, well, that's.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

You have to stare at their grave.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

You want to move out of your house.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's. Yeah, that's.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm sorry. Was that too personal?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that was. That's. That's just trauma.

[Camila Ramon]

Looking at crack every morning.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But it's. It's. You know, where I live, if it's not that, you start to. You live with it, and it's like, you still hurt. You're still, like, a pain there, but it's not as raw and as painful as it used to be.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. You just get used to it. It doesn't get better.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So I think that's what it is with relationships. When you go through a relationship, go through a tough breakup, you miss that person. Even in friendships. I've noticed. It took me a while to notice that a lot of the friendships I had. I didn't realize how much it affected me that me and some of those dudes don't speak anymore. Yeah, Like, I never really, like, addressed that mentally, but I realized that I was like, damn. Like, it's crazy. You could be with somebody every day for years, and then one day, y'all just don't speak at all for whatever reason. And it's like you don't realize that. Damn. Like, that shit is kind of. It's a little trauma there, too. You know what I'm saying? It's like. Cause it was a relationship, it was a friendship. It was a lot of personal things there. And then now you and that person, for whatever reasons, just don't speak. Speak or whatever. Depending on how it fell out. If it's like a situation that happened where it's like, man, him. Or whatever, then that's cool. I'm talking about the relationships where you don't even really realize, like, yo, what happened? Like, why me in this?

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Why we don't speak.

[Camila Ramon]

That's why. The grieving, the friendship stuff, I think is sometimes tougher. Because usually relationships break up for, like, a specific reason.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Even if it's been tagged along, there's one thing that you can point to. Like, this was the day shit really split.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

A lot of friendships just fade off because of life. And you don't have any real reason. So it hurts probably even more. Cause you can look like, that person cheated on me, so we're done. Like, it sucks.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You can point to it. You know where it's at.

[Camila Ramon]

You can find some friendships. That shit. You don't figure that shit out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But I think a lot of the friendships that have. Well, I know for me, personally, I found out a lot of the friendships I thought I had. The reasons why we don't speak no more is because sometimes people feel like you may have heard what they be saying about you. You get what I'm saying? Like, oh, Dan, I think he might have. He might have got word that I be kicking his back and talking shit.

[Eric Andre]

People start talking. People start. People act guilty. It's the same thing in relationships. You can always tell when somebody is cheating on you because they just. You're like, why. You act like you acting weird, like, because you're afraid that I know some shit, so you're acting guilty. It's the same thing with friendship.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I got that off on a girl one time. She was acting like that. And I told her, I said, yo, just go be with him. You ain't gotta act like this. I just said that. And she. The look that she gave me. She gave me a look like she was waiting. She was just waiting for Me to say? Yeah. I went through your phone like she was waiting for it. I said, yo, just go be with him. Like, you ain't gotta. We ain't gotta go. You. You going crazy. You. You've been on, your attitude, been crazy the last four or five days. I'm like, yo, like, you can go be with homie. Like, it's all good. Like, I'm not, you know, not tripping.

[Camila Ramon]

You can see her aura.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And she gave me a look. Like what? What you mean? Like who?

[Eric Andre]

Oh, she guilty as the fuck.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What you mean is funny after that. What you mean? What I mean? You know exactly what I mean. What you mean? Just go be with him.

[Camila Ramon]

She was trying to buy time for her rehearsed answer.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Of course.

[Camila Ramon]

Exactly What'd you say? No, you heard me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Think back to the deep condition. The deep condition.

[Eric Andre]

I've definitely been like that, where it's like, like, you. You being so mean to me. Like, if you in love with her, just go be with her and stop being mean to me. Like, you gotta. Because now every time you talk to me, I feel like you like, you ain't this. So just please go be with whoever that is, please, and leave me alone.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, what's worse? That. Or when they're doing that and they. They. They come home happy, like, what you so happy for? Oh, that might be worse.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, they cheesing.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. Why you all giggly in this? You never giggly.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You know why? He just Zelda. He just Zelda.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, I mean, yeah, that's fine. I thought he was. Blew her back out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's worse. That's worse.

[Camila Ramon]

Take some of that Zell money and pay someone's rent.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah, hell nah. That's what nigga's sending your girl. Bread. Don't put no food on my table, dog. Don't put no food on my table. You can't let another man put bread on your table, bro.

[Camila Ramon]

Remember in Dead Presidents when he comes home bringing the groceries up and then. And the pimp.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, yeah, that's the classic scene. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? I get it. Like, come on, man. That's a classic.

[Camila Ramon]

I get his outburst in the courtroom.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

He was suppressing so much, taking care of his daughter, he just went. When he was at war, he just.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Went forth for this country and can't get a job broke. He don't know if the baby is his. Like, that movie is crazy. Yo, Dead Presidents is a complete classic movie.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, it's one of the most top.

[Melissa Ortiz]

To bottom a classic movie.

[Camila Ramon]

Fair and Even the way he played. What was the actor's name again?

[Melissa Ortiz]

The wrench. Tate.

[Camila Ramon]

No, the guy that played the pimp. Oh, he's brilliant.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's Pinky from Friday. I don't know his name. He.

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, imagine you back from more, bringing the groceries up to your wife and kid, and you see the pimp. There's only but two apartments. You know what apartment you're coming from. Must feel good bringing the groceries back home for your family, huh? Yeah, I was doing that for the last two years when he was at the war. Oh, my God, we all dying. Everyone's dying.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Clifton Powell, the legend, he's an incredible actor. Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Dead Presidents is criminally underrated.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. As far as one of my favorite.

[Camila Ramon]

Movies, it's like all those movies that try to do way too much with different plots end up sucking. There's like 15 different plots in that movie. And it's a war movie and a Bronx movie at the same time.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No worry.

[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

Mm.

[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

Some fun behind the scenes stories. Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve blume voices Zaborillio's Spectre 4, or Dante Bosco voices Jai Kel and many others.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Sometimes we'll even have a lively debate.

[Camila Ramon]

And we'll have plenty of other fun surprises and trivia too. Oh, and me, well, I'm the lucky ghost crew Stowaway who gets to help moderate and guide the discussion each week. Kinda like how Kanan guided Ezra in the ways of the Force. You see what I did there?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nicely done, John.

[Camila Ramon]

Thanks, Tia. So hang on because it's going to be a fun ride.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Cue the music.

[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm Israel Gutierrez and I'm hosting a new podcast, Dub Dynasty. The story of how the Golden State.

[Camila Ramon]

Warriors have dominated the NBA for over a decade.

[Melissa Ortiz]

The Golden State warriors once again are NBA. From the building of the core that included Klay Thompson and Draymond Green to.

[Camila Ramon]

One of the boldest coaching decisions in.

[Melissa Ortiz]

The history of the sport. I just felt like the biggest thing was to earn the trust of the players and let the players know that.

[Camila Ramon]

We were here to try to help them take the next step, not tear anything down.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Today, the warriors dynasty remains alive in.

[Camila Ramon]

Large part because of a scrawny 6.

[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

He's certainly on that like Mount Rushmore for guys that have changed it, come.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Revisit this magical warriors ride. This is Dub Dynasty. The Dubs Dynasty is still very much alive.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen to Dub Dynasty on the iHeartRadio.

[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast Math and stories from the frontiers of marketing. I'm having conversations with some interest folks across a wide range of industries to.

[Camila Ramon]

Hear how they reach the top of.

[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

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[Camila Ramon]

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[Melissa Ortiz]

We're also hearing how leaders brought their.

[Camila Ramon]

Businesses out of unprecedented times, like Stefan Bonsell, CEO of Moderna.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It becomes a human decision to decide to throw by the window your business strategy and to do what you think is the right thing for the world.

[Camila Ramon]

Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important creative spark, the magic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Listen to math and magic stories from the frontiers of Marketing on the iHeartRadio.

[Camila Ramon]

App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Camila Ramon Peloton's first Spanish speaking.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Cycling and tread instructor.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm an athlete, entrepreneur, and almost most importantly, a Perreo enthusiast. And I'm Liz Ortiz, former pro soccer player and Olympian.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And like, call me a Perrero enthusiast. Come on, who is it?

[Camila Ramon]

Our podcast, Hasta Bajo is where sports, music and fitness collide and we cover it all. The Arriva hasa sit downs with real game changers in the sports world, like Miami Dolphins CMO Priscilla Shumate, who is.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Redefining what it means to be a Latina leader.

[Camila Ramon]

It all changed when I had this.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Guy come to me.

[Camila Ramon]

He said to me, you know, you're not Latina enough.

[Melissa Ortiz]

First of all, what is that?

[Camila Ramon]

My mouth is wide open. Yeah. History makers like the Sucar family who became the first Peruvians to win a Grammy. It was a very special moment for us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's been 15 years for me in this career.

[Camila Ramon]

Finally, things are starting to shift into a different level. Listen to Hasta ajo on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

[Melissa Ortiz]

We said we was here to get flowers today. We gotta give Lorenz Tate his flowers, man. Lawrence Tate got a lot of classic movies under his belt.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, he would be. He would make my top 20 actors top 20.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He might be high on the list in top 20 for me as far as like class 15. He got love Jones, Love Jones, Dead Presidents. I'm going, I'm going. Inkwell is a classic to me.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, he played O Dog. Like Menace, Society like.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He got. He got some movies under his.

[Camila Ramon]

He. He played Eric Adams before Eric Adams. A fact.

[Melissa Ortiz]

His rolling power was crazy. Yeah, man.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah. Oh, he was good in race, too. Crash, crash, crash, crash. Yes. Crash is a classic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He killed the Quincy Jones rolling Ray. Like Lawrence Tate, y'all gotta. People gotta put more respect on Lorenz Tate, man. Lawrence Tate is a legendary actor, man. Legendary.

[Camila Ramon]

And never was, like, typecasted. It's crazy that his. Where he got introduced was O Dog and didn't stay as the gang banger for the next 20 years. Movie like he could play.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He got out of that. He got out of that box. Box. Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

He even played the bass player in Girls Trip.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yo.

[Camila Ramon]

With the backstage passes.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, man. Shout out Lariss tape, man. We give him flowers today that Shout out Loris Tate.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, he was in South Central, too. What. What role was he in? South Central.

[Melissa Ortiz]

South Central. He was in South Central.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't remember.

[Eric Andre]

A smaller role.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No way.

[Camila Ramon]

Andre Mosley, he. Who did he play in South Central?

[Melissa Ortiz]

What? South Centralized. You might be watching.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm talking OG Triple OG Bobby Johnson.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's. He was in South Central. I don't remember.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, all right.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I'm about to say it wasn't.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm just looking at Wikipedia.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It wasn't the movie. It definitely wasn't the movie. How I would have remembered that. You kidding me?

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, some of the writing in South Central. Go revisit movie South Central if you want a good laugh. Like, strip the legendary part of it. It's some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard in my life. What was his son's name again?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Ray. Ray.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, but what was his gang name? When OG Bobby Johnson comes back out and talks to the other little kids. Yeah, we gonna get some. Get back for Ray Rays.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I forgot. I don't know. I remember what his gang name was. That's a classic movie, though.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, of course.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's a classic movie.

[Camila Ramon]

You ever stole a radio?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Not out of a car.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, okay. How old you were?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like somebody's crib.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, I was trying to see how old you were. Is so funny.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You think I was breaking the cars?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, I used to break into cars.

[Melissa Ortiz]

For real? You used to break into cars and take what?

[Camila Ramon]

Whatever was in there.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's crazy. Like how you break the window. You had. Like.

[Camila Ramon]

I wasn't the leader. I mean, Corey was the one that told me how to do it, but I was.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if he wanted. He wants you putting his business out there like that?

[Camila Ramon]

Nah, he's. He's a Republican.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay. Don't worry. He's one of us.

[Camila Ramon]

He's fine. My mom sent me his Facebook the other day. Was like, your Mexican friend loves Trump. I was like, yeah, they love him. I swear to God. Yo, so wait, my mom updates me more with some of my childhood friends because she's on Facebook.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, my God. My mom, my sister, they gonna update me on everything that's going on on Facebook. Like, I don't even remember Cordless podcast, you know? Well, shout out to the.

[Camila Ramon]

Me and my milk used to break in the cars.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shout out to hermano. Course.

[Camila Ramon]

Cord.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Chord.

[Camila Ramon]

Cord. Like a plug in.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Got it.

[Eric Andre]

Like a plugin.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Did he get that street name when he used to rip the cords out of the.

[Camila Ramon]

His name was Cordell.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I thought that was from when he was trying to start the car. He.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen. He was a Mexican with blue eyes and looked white. Like he's. He's crushing it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, okay. Gringo.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, for sure.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay, got you.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, he moved out here because his dad. He's from Tucson. He moved out here when he was.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Of course he's from Arizona because his.

[Camila Ramon]

Dad went to jail for smuggling in people from Mexico. So I'm not making any of this. And he went to live with his grandparents out here. I swear to God. One of my best friends taught me every criminal thing I knew.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's why they're trying to clean the country up, because cords. Yeah, we was bringing cars came in here. We didn't need an upstanding white citizen how to break into cars.

[Camila Ramon]

We didn't need anything. Nobody was hungry. Yeah, no, he was bored.

[Melissa Ortiz]

We just did dumb. He was literally bored doing dumb, man.

[Camila Ramon]

He's gonna be so mad at me now.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shout out to chords.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, he's doing well. He's on Trump's campaign. Where were Lorenz Tate?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shout out to the rinse tape. We're giving us flowers, man. Legendary actor, man.

[Camila Ramon]

We should. We should try to reach out and see if he can come on the pod. We have to have Omar Epson the pod. I don't know why we haven't had him.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Yeah, man. Oh, he know I.

[Camila Ramon]

No, he's. He listens. He's a fan.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, I speak to him often, man. We tapping with each other and he just call and, you know, check in on me and, you know, we. We kick it and like that, but we definitely gonna make it happen. It's just a schedule. I know. I think he's filming some now something he's directing. I think he's directing a movie right now or series. But when, you know, when the time permits, we definitely gonna sit down with Omar. Shout out to Omar Epps, another legendary actor. New York City.

[Camila Ramon]

Do they have any movies?

[Eric Andre]

They have to have at least one.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Lorenz Tate and Omar Epps.

[Camila Ramon]

Did they ever.

[Eric Andre]

I watched the movie Sixth man for the first time. Marlon Wayans.

[Camila Ramon]

Classic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Kadeem Hardison.

[Camila Ramon]

I still have that on vhs.

[Eric Andre]

You do?

[Camila Ramon]

Hell, yeah.

[Eric Andre]

I had never seen it. It's on Amazon Prime.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm watching that tonight. I ran that movie into the ground. I loved that movie.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Really?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. I mean, I was like.

[Eric Andre]

I don't think that ass.

[Camila Ramon]

You were.

[Eric Andre]

You were like.

[Camila Ramon]

You were like 30 when it came out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Was cool. It was cool. I don't know if I ran into the ground, but it was cool. I'm more of a. Since. What was it? Senseless, which was. Wayne's a. Senseless. When he. When he was on campus in college and he lost all his.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, yeah. With David Spade.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah. Senseless.

[Camila Ramon]

I forgot all about this movie. Jesus Christ.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Another legendary movie right there.

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, you put pause, you pull that one out your ass.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Y'all remember Senseless. Y'all gotta remember. I'm showing my remember.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't think I've watched it since 98.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Classic movie, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Speaking of the Wayans, when we left the podcast on Thursday, me and Damaris were on the train and saw which Wayne's brother. Was that that freaky ass clip. I'm looking at their family a little different. Damon, it was. It was the oldest one.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It was Damon Keenan is the old.

[Eric Andre]

It wasn't Keenan. It was Damon saying he dated one of his nephews. Exes.

[Camila Ramon]

Can we pull that clip up? That was nasty. Like, I'm looking at my wife and kids in a whole different light right now.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Damon said he. He. He. He did what?

[Camila Ramon]

He dated a woman that he knew his nephew had. And he was like, yo, let's just keep it in the family. Family. And he wasn't joking. Can we please pull up this clip? Yeah, it was on Club Shay Shay. Our. Our label mate. You know, our Murder Inc. To our Rockefeller. So I feel like this is our clip, too. Yo, Josh, why have we not been on Club Shake? Shay, man, we gotta talk to the volume. But yeah, play this. Hold on.

[Melissa Ortiz]

This can't be true. That you dated the same woman as your nephew once?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, I was in love with her.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's the thing. Come on, you ain't never did Jackson 5. That's. I mean, for a family member, that's off limits, Damon. No, but he was.

[Eric Andre]

It wasn't like they were in love.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So he dated her. Do you know how small the pool is out here in Cali?

[Camila Ramon]

It's not that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

Dating pool.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, so many women. Probably, what, 2001, two. Did you know originally. Did she know originally that. Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

When I met.

[Eric Andre]

I got divorced, and I was by myself for two years.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Right. And then I saw her, and I.

[Camila Ramon]

Was just like, oh, my love. And I found out my nephew had dated. I'm like, you know, what's up with that?

[Eric Andre]

He goes, that's you.

[Camila Ramon]

I was like, okay, Pastor Kabasier.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And I went ahead and I fell in love, and it was okay, but it's just. They clowned. You didn't.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Family gatherings is awkward. Yeah, I don't know about that. One day, I'm at.

[Camila Ramon]

And I love how normal he's talking about this. Wait, y'all didn't. Y'all. Y'all nephew's girls?

[Eric Andre]

And she cooked.

[Melissa Ortiz]

She went to Cardon Bleu. What? Dessert? Come on. Oh, man. I might have to think about it. And then the other things while she cook. Listen, man, I mean, you come from a big family. Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

You're the only one that can probably speak to.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I've never dated. I've never dated anybody that any of my nephews dated. I can promise you that never happened.

[Camila Ramon]

You got nephews that's like, your age. It could happen.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well, not my age, but I got nephews of age for sure. But. Nah, I've never. I mean, I don't. Don't know. Not knowingly. I'd be surprised that some of the girls that my nephews probably know, but. Nah. I mean, I've seen girls that. That or some of my nephew. I got nephews in their 30s, but I see some girls that they know, and I'm like, yo, who that. They're like, you know, I went to school with her. You know, she got. I'm so. Okay. But they didn't never, like, transpired into anything. But, no, I never. I don't think I. I don't know if I could do that. I don't know if I could date somebody that my nephews dated. I don't know if I could do that.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. That would freak me out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's just a little weird. It's just a little too. The.

[Camila Ramon]

It's. It's really not comparable whatsoever. But the closest that that ever came was when I found out that Kia's roommate in college was Guru's daughter. And I told Guru, he's like, yeah, though we. 20 years difference. I know we. We're friends, but I'm 20 years older than you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

I was like, oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, because that shit freaked me out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

He was like. Yeah. My roommate's like. He was like some famous producer, engineer, like Guru or something. I was like, one of my. One of my closest friends.

[Melissa Ortiz]

She just threw guru name out there. Like, he does something. I don't know. I think he, like, he plays with the buttons on the. On the. On the board a little bit.

[Camila Ramon]

Remember when we did Made in America when we did the interviews and remember Kia came down with us? She got her Roc Nation riser wristband when we didn't even get one. She was with Guru Star.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay. Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

I was like, how you get the credentials? I couldn't get and I'm working here.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, nah, that's. That's from. That's from Goo. Yeah, from Go. Straight from Go.

[Camila Ramon]

That's college roommate, American University.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

But. Yeah, I don't know.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That.

[Camila Ramon]

That is super weird. What's that movie, since we're on Movie with Dane Cook and Steve Carell. Underrated movie.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Dane Cook and Steve Carell. Why do I know it?

[Camila Ramon]

Dan in real life, Underrated movie. He goes to, like, a family reunion, meets a chicken, like, downtown. Before he gets to the crib, they hit it off. And then he gets to the reunion, and it's his brother's girl. And then they have to, like, you know, get through that whole weird maze.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if I ever seen this.

[Camila Ramon]

Good one.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So he. So his brother. Girl was flirting with.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, she would just happen to be at, like, a cafe or some.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So she's cheating on her brother? Basically, yes. Okay. On his brother. Cheating on his brother with the brother. Gotcha you. Well, I got to check that out.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, maybe it happens more than.

[Eric Andre]

We know now, but he knew. He was well aware. And he went and on that girl, knowing that his nephew had ties with her.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But his nephew was like, yo, it wasn't really like that. We dated. It wasn't like, you know, looked up a couple times, like, you know, people.

[Camila Ramon]

Would call that mature. I'm not that mature. No. If my family member beat. Even if it was just like, nothing meant nothing. No, I'm not. I'm not dating that person.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's a little. I'm not my nephew.

[Camila Ramon]

And then falling in love and that's.

[Eric Andre]

The thing is the power dynamic. My nephew.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, my nephew is like, look at her range. Look how she. She offense and defense.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, the way he was trying to make it sound ill when she was cooking and sucking dick and all that. Like, his nephew could be like, yeah, no, I know. Like, you're not flexible.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Your nephew give you one of these, like, y'all know.

[Camila Ramon]

Saying past the courvasier about a girl you love is nuts.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Sick.

[Eric Andre]

That's the other man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He said. He said he was divorced. You know, try to, you know, know, trying to heal.

[Camila Ramon]

That's not healing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, when he got. He was divorced, he felt like he was healing. No, get a little young girl and have fun and, you know, live that little moment, that lifestyle. But, you know, which.

[Camila Ramon]

Which nephew though?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, famous one. That family is.

[Eric Andre]

There's a million of them.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Ain't no telling with them, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Who's the one that was in let's be Cops. He's very funny. He's the kid of one of the Wayne brothers.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That might be Damon.

[Camila Ramon]

Is that Damon son?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I said it might be his son.

[Camila Ramon]

That's the only famous son, I think, though. So you let your. Your civilian nephew, your girl?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah, this. Well, he probably has had the most reoccurring roles in films and shows than any of the other nephews. But most of the nephews have. Have done some type of acting, I think.

[Camila Ramon]

How do you feel about that statement that the LA famous pool is. There's not enough options?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, it is small. I mean, you know, the more famous you are, obviously, you know, the higher up you go, the room gets a little smaller. So, you know, you're gonna come across some people that have had some type of relations or passing with people that, you know, because again, the circle gets smaller the higher you get.

[Camila Ramon]

No, I. I get it. I mean, anytime I'll click a stranger's ig and just go to see what mutuals are. I'm like, how the they know this person? I get that. But I still feel like in Los Angeles as a way in, you can go find a girl that. That your nephew hasn't.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, yes, you can go to.

[Camila Ramon]

The Grove, like just go grocery shopping.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, I mean, you. You definitely can, but, you know, it's just. It's also right. It's right there. It's like, okay, we hanging out at the same event, same restaurants, same places. It's, you know, you're gonna. You're gonna come across some people that know people that you know, I understand.

[Camila Ramon]

Imagine. Imagine trying to introduce your girl to your mom. And your mom goes, yeah, I already better. Your nephew brought her last Thanksgiving.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I ain't think.

[Eric Andre]

Well, she was a quarter on blue. Chef. I'm just. I mean, hey, listen, Chef, you know.

[Camila Ramon]

What if your mom already has, like, a nickname for her and everything. Like, they. They have chemistry, and you just finding.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Out and we know. You know, we know Mama Wayne's got jokes. So I would love to know how she was getting her off at that time.

[Camila Ramon]

But they're also from the projects. And that. That's some projecty.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Projecty with this project.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, that's project.

[Eric Andre]

That's rich people should. That's rich people.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's big family. That's all this is. Big family.

[Camila Ramon]

The size of housing projects in New York City. Don't leave the three buildings in that vicinity. Their families are definitely overlapping with people in the projects. That's some projecty. That's not some Hollywood. They got that from Chelsea Houses. They didn't get that from Hollywood.

[Melissa Ortiz]

They brought that to Hollywood. They bought that mentality 100%.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, I mean, listen, man, I love is love.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shout out to Dwayne's family. I'm still, you know, on my bucket list is, you know, sitting down and having a conversation with one of my. One of my idols, Keen and Ivy Wayans, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, that. That would be incredible.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's still on my. On my bucket list.

[Eric Andre]

I want to be in one of their movies. So if y'all are looking for an extra, hit me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

They always looking for extra. You can just walk past the. The shot. Oh, you mean you want, like, a roll? Oh, you said extra. I thought you wanted walk past.

[Eric Andre]

Just walk past you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

She said extra. That's not like. That's not. She didn't say she wanted to be, like, casted with a role.

[Camila Ramon]

She doesn't want to be the dead girl in an SVU episode. She wants to be. I have a real role.

[Melissa Ortiz]

She said she wants to. She said the extra. It's like, okay, I'm going take the.

[Eric Andre]

Dead girl in the SV role. What angle y'all got me posed at, though? Like, get a good angle.

[Camila Ramon]

How did you die, though, Cuz, you know, SVU has some.

[Eric Andre]

It's a terrible, gruesome death. Like, that's fine, but, like, if y'all going to have me blood leaking from in between my legs. Like, is it a good angle?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. What's the good angle? That would be if you got to.

[Eric Andre]

Lay on your figure four. Oh, I gotta be on my back. Usually people die in their stomach.

[Melissa Ortiz]

We talking about your dad. We not talking about, like, your favorite position. She said figure four on my back. Like, yo, Damaris, calm down.

[Camila Ramon]

Special Victims Unit.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, what's up with her?

[Camila Ramon]

This is not a nice death.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, she's like, figure Four. Like, yo.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, the victims are always laying. They're usually on their stomachs when they found them. Then they lift the hair up and be like, yeah, that's her.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Every time I see her, every time. Yeah, that's him.

[Camila Ramon]

I got news for you.

[Eric Andre]

She's dead.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's him.

[Camila Ramon]

That means you're gay.

[Eric Andre]

Yo, please.

[Camila Ramon]

No, I mean.

[Melissa Ortiz]

All right.

[Camila Ramon]

Have you guys ever watched svu? And the more you learn about the dead girl, start to victim blame a little bit.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Rory, tell him how she shouldn't have wore that short dress.

[Camila Ramon]

Starts out as an angel, and, like, as the episode goes, she becomes more of a drug addict. Like, nah, she's. She shouldn't have been around those people.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Word. Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

Definitely deserves to be raped and killed for that.

[Camila Ramon]

Not necessarily raped and killed, but you did put yourself in that situation. Like, why did you go to the parking garage with the drug addict with that dress on? That's all I'm saying.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Say it. Land it. Go ahead, man. No, Fucking land it.

[Camila Ramon]

No, we're just gonna circle around the airport.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, you gonna run out of gas.

[Camila Ramon]

Until we run out of gas and get this fucking podcast cancel, man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Jesus Christ.

[Camila Ramon]

Anyways, who's on the list? Wayne's brother's. Everybody.

[Melissa Ortiz]

The. Is that.

[Eric Andre]

We got a ghost.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, the trash can. All right.

[Camila Ramon]

Why? I was just saying. Oh, the trap. What did the trash can just do?

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's the lid. The lid. Oh, top.

[Camila Ramon]

All right, well, the Wayans are everybody. Usher, once again. Did she divorce again? Usher is ruining everyone's relationship.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well, Usher is on tour currently in Europe, I believe.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, they all swing out there.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And, you know, he's doing his, you know, going around feeding women cherries.

[Camila Ramon]

So he met his match with one of them chicks. Yeah, she was turning me. I'm telling you. It was a horny weekend for me.

[Eric Andre]

And went to drop it in his mouth that he thought about it. He thought about it.

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, Usher has a lot of self control. We have to give him that. Because the way that girl was looking. Not this one. This was the divorce one. That. What would be yg? Yeah. How'd you know where I was going? Yeah, that little baddie, that little yg. I would have made out with her in front of that whole stadium. See, this is the way she was moving.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And this is why you'll never sell out of Stadium 100, because you just. You get canceled the first night. Can't make out with people in the crowd.

[Eric Andre]

Yes, you can.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, you cannot.

[Eric Andre]

Yes, you can.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well, he's a mono.

[Camila Ramon]

Warrior.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's what he does anyway. Like, he just kiss women and that he just met.

[Camila Ramon]

I have the antibody, so I can't get mono.

[Eric Andre]

But she was. Oh, nah, no, she caught this girl. Caught the holy ghost or a nut. Same thing. Look at the white woman in the back.

[Camila Ramon]

Creaming in your dress at a Usher show is.

[Eric Andre]

Is what brand? Cause what the. You he doing all that?

[Camila Ramon]

What, you think she's quivering?

[Melissa Ortiz]

What he doing? He's just standing there.

[Eric Andre]

Some got that aura.

[Camila Ramon]

Usher has that aura.

[Eric Andre]

He got that aura.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if you're supposed to just back her up when she said, what aura are you talking about?

[Camila Ramon]

Like, I would have quivered with my roller skates on in Vegas.

[Eric Andre]

Whoa.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Rory definitely would ask for a cherry.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, for sure. Tongue out curve. Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

I would tie a knot with this.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

And give it back to.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, freaky.

[Camila Ramon]

Give it back to Urscher. I wish this was a bit. But I really would.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yo, yo, that is crazy.

[Camila Ramon]

You don't think Usher's an attractive man?

[Melissa Ortiz]

What are you asking me right now, dog?

[Camila Ramon]

How you. Do I think ladies generation is.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Do I. Do I think.

[Camila Ramon]

Do I think scared of feelings?

[Melissa Ortiz]

No. Do I think women find Usher attractive? Yes. Do I think Usher's talented? Do I see how women like him? Absolutely.

[Camila Ramon]

You can fully understand why a church woman would quiver and cream in her dress because of Usher's aura. Face performing song superstar.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Absolutely. I get it.

[Camila Ramon]

You got it bad. Gets me what?

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's. What's up, Roy.

[Eric Andre]

You don't. You know, you don't have to, like, go gay for this podcast to, like, make it to the next level. Like, I feel like there's others.

[Camila Ramon]

I didn't need that podcast to do that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

See, but then when I be wanting to joke about, y'all get mad at me. All right, all right, man, it now. Go ahead.

[Camila Ramon]

No, I think actually, while we're here, I think we did something good today with our. Our socials.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What do we do?

[Camila Ramon]

We. We crossed the threshold. We went to red pill. We allowed gay to be in one of our social clips. Was nervous all morning.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, come on, man. You know, free speech is back. It's okay. Now everybody settle in.

[Camila Ramon]

You and Cord. What I will say, though, off that clip, there is nothing gayer than getting on the PATH train to go see Ryan.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, yeah. That's some of the gayest stuff you'll ever find. Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

So you don't think I'd twist the cherry for Usher?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, I hope not. I just.

[Camila Ramon]

All right, so Pop my cherry.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What do you think I'm gonna do? If I ever turn on the TV or I'm on my phone and I see a video of you at a Usher concert and your mouth is open and Usher's dropping cherry. Do you think that this podcast continues?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, I actually think. I actually think all of our financial goals are met. Everything that we have on our vision board.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yo, let me tell you something immediately. Let me tell you something. Whatever day we do back, matter of.

[Camila Ramon]

Fact, you should FaceTime me and thank me for what I just did with this podc.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Whatever day we do back, after you do that, I will not be in this chair.

[Eric Andre]

Just know that no way he let.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Usher put a cherry in his mouth. Are you kidding me? I might stop talking to Roy if I see him letting the hibachi chef throw a shrimp in his mouth. Whoa.

[Camila Ramon]

First of all, I have morals and boundaries. That's not happening. I don't even like when they do the choo choo train. That makes me uncomfortable.

[Eric Andre]

So you don't let them squirt the. The sake in your mouth with the little dude with. You know, it's always the one that's peeing. You don't squirt the sake.

[Camila Ramon]

It's on. Usher's the only one.

[Eric Andre]

I swallowed the whole bottle one time.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What?

[Eric Andre]

How drunk of the sake up I was, actually.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Yeah. But what you be going through, like, before you do like that? Like, what be going on in your life where you, like, I'm going to Hibachi, and I'mma. I'm waiting for him to just squirt the whole bottle.

[Eric Andre]

I just wanted a little bit. But he was, like, taunting me, like.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But, yeah, you have to. If you was kept going, you had to swallow with your mouth open.

[Eric Andre]

Allegedly. I could close my mouth and then, you know, up. Just now, you know, I said I was gonna be more mysterious. I'm gonna stop talking now because I hear. I hear the shit's coming out. My mouth sounded freaky, and I'm trying to, like, stop myself, but there's no way to clean it up. And I sign up.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's Hibachi. It's okay. You can get freaky at the hibachi.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, you guys, everyone in this room knows I'm slow and have learning disabilities. Would you guys be surprised that I didn't think through bringing Amara to Hibachi and that maybe a baby shouldn't be near a hot grill?

[Melissa Ortiz]

No. I see babies at Hibachi all the time.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

She tried to crawl right on that grill.

[Eric Andre]

How close did you have her to the table? She's supposed to be, like, back here.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm VIP at Benihana's.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What are you talking about? Ah, well, you know, white parents shout out to Benihanas. White parents let their kids do anything.

[Eric Andre]

True.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Amara probably was climbing on everything. Black parents, you know, they give us that. They give us that hard little, you know, high chair. Once we sit in it, we don't move. I'm.

[Camila Ramon]

Liberal rule.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

She has the same seat as us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. See, that's what they do.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Put the ass in the hot. In the high chair, man. Sit your ass down, dog.

[Camila Ramon]

I took her. I took Amara to paint pottery this weekend. I. I just need to, like, stop bringing my child places at this point. I watched Amara ruin everyone's Saturday by literally just grabbing all the pottery and throwing it on the ground, painting over people's. I could. I had. I'm an awful parent. I got nothing at this point. I'm just. I'm just sitting there looking like, sorry. I don't know what to do.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, that's what you got.

[Eric Andre]

Oh. See, people like you get cussed out. I cannot.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh. If the. If this was reversed, I'd be cussing me out, too. Like, control your kid. I'm just sitting there. I'm sorry. Not even saying I'm sorry. I'm just mouthing I'm sorry, Bill.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Why you didn't, like.

[Camila Ramon]

I tried. She's quick.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Take her home.

[Camila Ramon]

I tried.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Take her home.

[Camila Ramon]

I tried.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Take her home. But your baby's drunk, sir. Take her home.

[Camila Ramon]

We tried to walk to the car, and all she's doing is screaming at every pedestrian.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Who is that?

[Camila Ramon]

Who are you? I'm like.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I like kids like that, though. I like talkative kids, though. I don't mind that. I don't like bad kids, though. Bad kids like grabbing, breaking. I don't like that. But a talkative kid that'll just start talking to you, like, walking down the street. I love that.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

No, because I told you guys, when she was going through her owl phase, when she. She learned the word ow and would just say out all the time, and it would seem like I was harming my child. Yeah, we got past that now. She learned the word help, so she just screams help at the top of her lungs when nothing is wrong. And I'm just sitting there like, you can't tell by the hair. Definitely my kid.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I'm the daddy. I'm. I'm. This is.

[Camila Ramon]

On the other hand.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

She's looks like the nanny in the Kidnapper. She's going to have a hard time screaming help. Yeah, yeah, it was a rough weekend. But, I mean, she's a great artist.

[Eric Andre]

People in general need to be better at, like, having just control of their kids. And I can't talk because, my God, kids were on a plane this weekend acting a complete ass. Not sitting in their seats, shouting everything because they mama just let them do anything. But kids on planes running around, that's a safety hazard. Why they seatbelt's not on. Why they flying around during turbulence? Like, I get control of your kids, bro.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, like, if you're gonna be on a flight, control your kids, man.

[Camila Ramon]

I will say. I mean, outside of the pottery experience over the weekend, and you know, I traveled with Amara a lot when she was young. She was always fine on the planes, and I was always terrified. Cause I didn't want to be that guy. Cause kids piss me off on the plane all the time. Like, can you just tell your kid to shut the fuck up, please?

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's not that. Cause kids are gonna be loud. Kids are gonna make. But when the parent is not doing anything to kind of like, if it's like a kid that's hitting the seat in front of them or, you know, one of those, it's like, we expect the kids to be kids, but like, parents gotta be parents too. And that's the part that I'm not annoyed with the kids. I'm annoyed with the parent not trying to do any. Anything to control the kid. That's me. I'm not. I'm never mad at a kid yelling and making. That's what. That's kid stuff. But like, if your kid is like, banging on seats and it's like, all right, fam. We try not to have a combative thing here with the. With the adult, but come on, get your. Get control of your kid.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, as a new parent, I, you know, I don't do a lot of research, and this is a learning on the go type of thing. When I used to take Basley on flights, the vet would give me like a. A drug that would like, damn near knock bays out for the flights. I asked Amaris pediatrician if there was something similar for children. And I'm no longer allowed at nyu.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Benadryl.

[Camila Ramon]

How. How can I knock my child out for this five hour flight?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, Benadryl is always the can't give kids melatonin.

[Eric Andre]

They have baby melatonin where you. You weren't aware of that? Yeah, they have baby Melatonin.

[Camila Ramon]

Where do you think these bags under my eyes came from? I could just.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, baby melatonin. Just bite the adult. Just. Just bite the adult one in half.

[Eric Andre]

No, they have or do.

[Camila Ramon]

My mom didn't just put rum on my gums and.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

You know, Send your child to a future alcoholic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Exactly.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, they really did that to us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, my mom, she did that. I think it was like, rum and vanilla extract when I was, like, teething. Like, rub it on my gums. That's like, you know, old school bourbon.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, people do that to their children. That's insane, though.

[Eric Andre]

I don't think that that's insane. Rubbing bourbon on your baby's gums is not insane. I wouldn't recommend it, but I don't think it's insane. I think knockout bottles are way more dangerous.

[Camila Ramon]

What's a knockout bottle? Why didn't you tell me this?

[Eric Andre]

You don't need to be feeding that baby a knockout bottle. A knockout bottle is basically putting cereal.

[Camila Ramon]

Scotch and the scotch, amigos.

[Eric Andre]

Putting cereal in a baby's bottle. And it's called a knockout bottle because when you make a baby that full, you basically give them the itis. They don't wake up in the middle of the night. But you should not be giving infants cereal before they're ready because there's a good chance that they can aspirate in their sleep. But, yeah, that was definitely a thing to call them knockout bottles. Cereal and baby bottles. Like, baby cereal in the bottles.

[Camila Ramon]

Are you crushing up the cereal so they can drink it? I'm confused.

[Eric Andre]

No, baby cereal. Like baby cereal in the baby bottle.

[Camila Ramon]

Captain Crunching that. I was like, how. Wait, all right, so how does the cabin crunch get through the. The nipple thing?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Going to buy some oops all berries and be at home grinding them.

[Eric Andre]

Baby mouth all cut up.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, like, what you doing?

[Eric Andre]

Mouth cut.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. N. Man. Baby cereal.

[Camila Ramon]

Taking a razor and just the Reese's. Yeah, like you cutting crack, liquefy in the pan.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He in the crib cutting crunchy berries like it's crack. No, man. Baby cereal, dog. Jesus Christ, Rory, get it together, man.

[Camila Ramon]

No, I'm thinking, like, what sugary cereal would, like, put a kid down.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Baby cereal?

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, that's. Yeah, fill the baby up, get him milk drunk, I guess.

[Camila Ramon]

What other icks do y'all have on planes?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well, Michelle Williams, she. She posted about being on a flight and. And somebody had their foot. Now, this has happened to me. It wasn't a barefoot. It was, like, socks. Person had socks on, but somebody had A barefoot on the side, you know, guess the window seat that she had guy sitting behind her, he had his foot against the window and didn't have any socks on. Now I don't know if this is real or if this is.

[Camila Ramon]

You know, we think Michelle just. Just lying.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You gotta question. You gotta question everything these days, man. Everything is not Michelle Williams.

[Camila Ramon]

Not somebody with of the greatest runs we've ever heard in our entire.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And I'm just saying, you know, you know, it's just she might, she might know the person, you know, that's all. She travels with a team, I'm assuming.

[Eric Andre]

She says, I promise you would have get your foot from me. She's so southern.

[Camila Ramon]

No, I would, I would seriously like wake them up. I would elbow their foot.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, you got to do what I did. Pour some water on their feet.

[Camila Ramon]

It's a good move too.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, just get a little, you know, a little bottle of water that they put in your seat that you never.

[Eric Andre]

You might activate the funk if you do that. You ever put something wet on some stank and it activate the funky?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, but you're not gonna put your foot right here though. We gonna get. We gonna move this foot though. By any means. This foot has to move.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm putting juice or ginger ale or something that's gotta be sticky. Like I'm ruining the rest of your flight. Since you wanted to put your big toe near me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No. Or you just like lean all the way with like your elbow and just push into their foot and like. Oh, like my bad. I didn't know you. I'm saying act like. No, this is my elbow spaces. I'm gonna be using this the whole flight. Move your foot.

[Camila Ramon]

It's. It's that when their feet come up here and also when you're in that weird place where. Where the windows don't match up with every single seat. And now we have to figure out if this is my window or your window. Oh yeah, because I'm going to sleep and this is going down. Like I'm reaching back. I don't care if it's halfway yours. This is going down.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's enough. But the airports are just dirt. Like I don't understand people that travel with like their feet out, like with sandals and flip flop. I don't understand that.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't understand people that travel in shorts.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, shorts, let alone their feet. That's crazy to me.

[Camila Ramon]

Nobody wants to see your thighs on a fucking plane.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, but planes are cold. That's why I don't understand people that Travel with shorts. I'm like playing it don't matter if you fly into the bahamas and it's 92 degrees. When you land, put on some light sweatpants, a T shirt and a hoodie on the flight. When you land, take the hoodie off. Like you're just going to the resort or wherever you're going. Like, you're not going to be that hot. So you need to have your feet out. Like it's not. I still don't understand how people have their feet out walking around. Aside from women, I understand how women wear. But men, because you're a perpetual.

[Camila Ramon]

Each one you trying to see themselves.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, I mean, I understand. I think men wearing their feet out all day is crazy to me. Like, it's not that hot, bro. That's a woman thing. Like, y'all could wear sandals and open toe heels and all men having on flip flops all day outside walking around, I'm like, yo, where are you going?

[Camila Ramon]

So you agreed with Cam'ron when he said Jay Z couldn't be the king of New York because he had on John Cletus.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, but Jay was actually on a boat. He was near a beach. He was near water. Nasty, but he was near water. This gentleman was on a flight. Flight. Like put some side. And you went through TSA like that. That's another ick too that I hate. Like when you got to take your sneakers off and you walking out with everybody some barefoot, dirty socks. That gives. The airports are real. We don't realize how dirty airports are.

[Camila Ramon]

Now you fully understand my meltdown in that Houston airport when they wouldn't let me go through pre check. That's why I freaked out. I'm not taking my shoes off in this nasty ass place.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, I hate that. That's one of the things I, I hate that gives me the ick like every time. Time. Like, damn, I gotta put my foot back in my sneaker. Like, lady in front of me don't have no shoes on. She. I gotta stand in the same yellow spot she just stood in, like patrolling. Yeah. It's just. Oh, man, the airports are dirty.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, and there's even the people that wear socks on the plane and then get up and use the bathroom but don't put their shoes back on. Also insane to me too. Like, they think because they just have socks on that she's gonna be okay.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Walking to the. Going to a bathroom with just socks is crazy.

[Eric Andre]

A public bathroom.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Bathroom on a flight, you know, turbulence, missing the toilet and you just standing and that's not water. Like, nobody ain't wash their hands and shake their hands. That's not water on the floor. I can promise you that.

[Camila Ramon]

Especially those morning flights. Nobody's even or pissed yet. That's an active bathroom.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I was on a flight one time. I'll never forget, man. I knew this dude was going, you know how you sit next to somebody, you know they gonna be a problem. I'm sitting next to this older dude, and I could just tell, like, he's been at the bar waiting for the flight, like, drunk. I'm sitting there, I'm like, he's going to be a problem. Soon as we about. Soon as we about to take off. I'm talking about when, you know, you at the Runway and the flight in front of you just took off. Like, you know, that's like, all right, we about to take off in, like, less than 20 seconds. Soon as we start going. He asked the lady could he use the bathroom, like, while we were taxiing to the. To the. To the Runway. And she was like, no, you got to wait until we're, you know, like, airborne, and then know. I think he thought airborne meant, like, as soon as we take off. Yo, do y'all know how funny it is watching somebody try to go to the bathroom? And the flight is fully inclined like this. Yo, he's grabbing every seat, every, like, headrest, and. And, you know, the. The. The steward is. She's sitting there at the. By the door. So she sees him come. She's like, sir, you have to sit down. Like, you had. You cannot. He was like, I gotta go. Go. Like, he was lit. He was super drunk. He's like, I have to go. I have to go. Like, I can't sit in my seat any longer. Yo, he's literally. We in full. Like, we not leveled out at all. Like, it's full incline. And I'm sitting there. I'm like, yo, all I kept thinking was if he fall and roll all the way to 36B, that's all I kept thinking. I'm talking about full. We just took off. And he took his seat belt off, and he was like, I gotta go. Like, he said, I gotta go. And I just looked. I was like, yo, that's either he got a. Or he gotta throw up. It's one or the other. But he had to go to the bathroom. Yo, the flight attendant was so pissed. But you can't do nothing about that. That's like a grown person. You gonna tell him to piss on himself in the seat. He gotta go to the bathroom. But you got to pick up at a time, though. You can't be fully inclined trying to use the bathroom.

[Camila Ramon]

That I understand. But they. They're kind of nuts with some of those rules. Like, remember when we left Chicago, you guys went to LaGuardia, and I went to Newark, and I ended up having to go to Philly for fucking spend 10 hours with Amara.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Because of the weather.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. We had to fuel up in Philly, and they would not let us go to the bathroom. Like, we had to sit in our seats for three hours.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Now get the.

[Camila Ramon]

Gas like crazy. Stop for gas. Oh, no. Everyone started revolting and just went to the bathroom at that point.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You can't tell grown people they can't go to the bathroom. And we just sitting here. Get the out of here. I'm going to the bathroom. You and get these little ass cups of water. I keep coming around with these little cups of water. No, I want to go home. I don't want water, bro.

[Eric Andre]

That was my Houston flight. There's been a lot of, like, delays because of. I guess there were some storms. All this rain that we've been having, it's been delaying flights. And my. You know, I sit in my airports in my airplane seat. The moment I sit down, I go to sleep. And then usually I wake up and I'm at my destination. I woke up, I'm like, damn, we here already. Now we haven't left. Plane is 80 degrees. There's no AC on it. We're sitting there. I'm like, now y'all need to like, de plane us. And then they're also saying y'all can't go to the bathroom. Would you like some water? I know it's hot, but would you like some water? But I can't go to the bathroom. Like, I just. Yeah, United pissed me the off.

[Melissa Ortiz]

They got. Shout out to United. I like United.

[Camila Ramon]

Shout out to United.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I do like you.

[Camila Ramon]

Who you know over there, they're cool, too.

[Eric Andre]

If you in first class or business. If you in economy.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. They treat you like a peon back there.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

No, they're alternating. They're taking the Spirit mentality. Like, if you economy, it's like 10 different fees for bags. Like, might as well buy a first class ticket if you're doing economy and have at least two bags. They. They just add in fees the way Spirit used to.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Favorite airline, Damaris Delta.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, I'm going Delta. The new United I'm fine with. They just started turning around. It used to just be planes from the 90s. The new ones are cool if you get get them, but if not, Uni United, there's no gray area. It's either the greatest or the worst. But yeah, Delta is pretty consistent. It's still. It's every airline but Delta. JetBlue.

[Eric Andre]

I'm not mad. I was gonna say I'm not mad at JetBlue.

[Camila Ramon]

Jeff will give you free WI fi. Yeah, Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I flew JetBlue mint somewhere and it was in one of the newer JetBlue planes that was really.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, no. What one? Jet Blue I had in the Mint. I had a door.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it's one of the newer flights. It was. It was really nice. Like, really, really nice.

[Camila Ramon]

But what Delta did that pissed me off was they used to. To allow you to get free WI fi if you had a T Mobile number. So I used to put Peach's number in all the time because he was the only person I knew that had T Mobile. All of Palooza used Peach's number for free WI Fi. Yeah, they took that away too. I gotta pay like $30 for our wi Fi.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Which one of the airlines is.

[Eric Andre]

United has that though, because I have T Mobile. United. Oh, there may be free WI Fi.

[Camila Ramon]

Nope. Yeah, they still use it. Peach, did you switch carriers? Why does that not work for me anymore?

[Eric Andre]

Well, they'll also say like. Like if you. They do something like, they won't let you use somebody else's number. Like if this is connected to somebody else. Especially if you have your United miles.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's like Netflix.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Too many people using this.

[Eric Andre]

That pisses me off. I got mad, signed everybody the out. I can't go and use my.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, everybody get out of here.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Listen, which airline is it that's bringing Shake Shack on the flights?

[Camila Ramon]

I think it's Delta.

[Eric Andre]

That's not a good idea. That's not a good idea.

[Camila Ramon]

No.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What's the difference? The marriage would be at Shake Shack in the. In the terminal.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

At 6am like, what's the difference?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Peach is one of those guys. He goes straight to Shake Shack. I see Peach in the airport, 8am Shake Shack. I'm like, yo, what you doing, man?

[Camila Ramon]

Yo, T Mobile number and shake shack at 6am That's a sick individual.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shake Shack is going to go crazy on them Delta flights, though. That's going to be crazy. And somebody else got Magnolia's banana pudding, right?

[Eric Andre]

Oh, who them? I need to fight with them.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if it's not Delta. The thing is, like, that was like the response. Another airline was like, are they doing Shake Shack. We doing Magnolia.

[Camila Ramon]

Whatever airline soul plan was.

[Melissa Ortiz]

We don't. Magnolia Bakery, please.

[Camila Ramon]

That's Kevin Hart United.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, Magnolia banana pudding.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, but that. I'm fine with that because that's like in a container. Shake Shack on a plane is disgusting. I don't care how you swing it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Either way, somebody gotta go to the bathroom. Banana. Putting on a flight. Shake Shack on the solar scene.

[Camila Ramon]

You ever open the pamphlet on the flights and see they put the chef's picture and he like confident in the photo. Yeah, like, why you putting your name. Why you put your name and face to these meals?

[Melissa Ortiz]

You made this trash, man. Have y'all.

[Camila Ramon]

If you try to do too much now, like, I get it. First class costs way too much fucking money. So I get you guys are trying to accommodate people with high class meals. I don't want curry chicken on the flight. Like, give me something that can heat up fine. Yeah, I don't need salmon on a. On a flight. Oh, like it's going in a microwave. I don't need the chef. Like, give me something that is going to heat up in a microwave fine. I don't need the high class meal. It's a filet on a Delta flight. And I'm like, dog, get. No. When we went to London on Virgin, they said, you want the filet?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I was like, no, knocked out. I don't know what nobody ate. I was sleep before we left the gate. When we went to London.

[Camila Ramon]

You can't clown me about the usher because when we flew first class Virgin to London, we were in twin beds together. You and I basically slept together on the way to London.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Camila Ramon]

First class, they put you on top of every.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Everybody's like laying down looking at each other.

[Eric Andre]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Camila Ramon]

It's so weird.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, like, I woke up and the dude across me was just looking at me. I was like. So now I'm like, all right, I guess we looking at each other.

[Eric Andre]

Like probably listening to the pod looking at you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, I hope not. I hope not.

[Eric Andre]

That's nasty. Having your voice in my ear and then like we looking at each other.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You know how crazy it is to wake up as a grown man and you're on a flight and you look in front of you and it's another grown man staring at you. You know how weird because now I want to know how long has he.

[Camila Ramon]

Been looking and what's he doing under that blanket? I can't even see his hands making eye contact. Yeah, man, there's no way I should be in seat 1A and mall should be in seat 3A. And I'm wondering if this is my water or his.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it was literally a little divider right between us, but, like, it was comfortable, though.

[Camila Ramon]

You ever seen, like the dorm for jails, like, when they're all in one shit and the bunk beds and all that? Yeah, that. That's pretty much Virgins to London. You're. You're like in prison stacked up on top of each other for $4,000.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But hey, great flight.

[Camila Ramon]

You get to London.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Great flight.

[Camila Ramon]

They had. They have a bar in the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, it was great. That was Virgin. That was Virgin. Shout out to Virgin is another good airline too.

[Camila Ramon]

You went to sleep. Me, P and Benner. I don't even know why we paid for a seat. We sat at the bar for six hours.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I was knocked out. I don't do that.

[Camila Ramon]

So I couldn't find my bag that was right in front of me.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, my peach. Was you there for that? I think I left earlier. Oh, my God. The matter?

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, no, it was Eden.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It was Eden.

[Camila Ramon]

It was Eden. With us?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yo, we. And I'm telling you, I kept looking at this bag like, that's Rory's bag. But I. I'm not going to say it because I. I don't know, you know, he knows his luggage. So I'm just like. But I'm looking like that looked like the little carry on roller that you have. It looks. It's the exact same one, but just bit bigger. Yo, man, they lost my luggage. I'm like, oh, that's crazy. This one luggage keep going around.

[Camila Ramon]

There's one part of that story that was left out that doesn't excuse anything because I should have just looked. Benner, who was drinking with me for the six hours as a wingman, looked at it and said it didn't say my name on the tag. And I don't know why I listened.

[Melissa Ortiz]

To him, who after like 20 years.

[Camila Ramon]

It kept going around. But I took his word for it, which I'm not. I'm still taking all the blame. I shouldn't have listened to drunk ass better. They said after 20 minutes, you don't like the sticker on the shit. He's like, nah, it wasn't your. Your name.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Who. Who looks at the luggage after 20 minutes? Me. I'm like, bro, this has to be. We the only ones here. And this is the only luggage on the belt. So I'm like, man, hold on. It came back Around. I grabbed Feral. Stop playing with me, man.

[Eric Andre]

See, probably sitting up there fuming mad, bumping off on sick.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I would have been mad too, that we got back home and they lost my luggage.

[Camila Ramon]

2:00Am Yeah, I was. Yeah, it was. It was locked.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It was his luggage the entire time. 20 minutes we standing there watching this luggage go around on the carousel.

[Eric Andre]

The fact that y'all sat there for 20 minutes and didn't leave him, he had to figure that out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, but we didn't stop because, you know, if the, if the conveyor belt don't stop, we thinking there's more luggage coming out. But once, if it would have stopped and then it's like, no more luggage. Like, oh, like that's it. But I guess it kept going. Cuz they like, whose bag is this? What bag is this? And we, we only was standing there two in the morning right outside of customs.

[Camila Ramon]

And then, then I one uped it after that whole outrage stage, walking out through the, the sliding doors. You know, there's always those shady guys, yo, you need a ride? You need a ride? You need a ride? I said, yes, let's do this.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, my God.

[Camila Ramon]

Got in the shadiest Scooby Doo van, dog. Felt like I was. Felt like I was getting molested again. It was that type of van. And I was like, I was like, you know what? Let's do this. I've always been curious who says yes to this guy? Because people have to say yes. They keep coming back.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Best hundred dollars ever spent. Got edding back to the Upper east side. Got me to midtown in like 15 minutes. Nicest guy ever. Maybe touch my knee. But that's, that's the price you pay. Like, because Uber was saying like, $200.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

He was like, yo, a hundred cash. I got you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I might want to rub on your knee, but not.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, just get what you pay for.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It is what it is, man.

[Camila Ramon]

It was one of those vans that has the ladder on the back.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Where does that ladder go to?

[Camila Ramon]

I've never understood using that ladder. Who's CL that going? It had the spare tire. Ship no tire.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, def. Hasn't been a tire in this since 96. Look, it's closing there.

[Camila Ramon]

We got, we got to Kia's building. He said, I used to teach tennis there. I said, no, you didn't. I swear to God. Used to be a tennis instructor there.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I was like, no, you.

[Camila Ramon]

No, you. You do not play tennis, dog. You rape children.

[Eric Andre]

Rory.

[Melissa Ortiz]

At the tennis court.

[Camila Ramon]

You got Utah plates at jfk. Yeah, you are a rapist and you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Got in the van. How crazy is that? Right on, Paul. White boy.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. You gotta experience things, man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh my God.

[Camila Ramon]

Sometimes you just have to try out when you jet lagged and drunk and just screamed about a bag that was yours the whole time.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, man. Welcome to Pod of Rebellion, our new.

[Camila Ramon]

Star Wars Rebels Rewatch podcast. I'm Vanessa Marshall.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Hi, I'm Tia Sircar.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm Taylor. And I'm Jon Lee Brody. But you may also know us as.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Harrison Dula, Spectre 2, Sabine Wren, Specter.

[Camila Ramon]

5, and Ezra Bridger, Specter 6 from Star Wars Rebels. Wait, I wasn't on Star Wars Rebels. Am I in the right place? Absolutely.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Each week we're going to rewatch and discuss an episode from the series and.

[Camila Ramon]

Share some fun behind the scenes stories. Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve bloom voices Zaborillio Spectre 4 or Dante Bosco voicing Jai Kelly and many others.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Sometimes we'll even have a lively debate.

[Camila Ramon]

And we'll have plenty of other fun surprises and trivia too. Oh, and me. Well, I'm the lucky ghost crew Stowaway who gets to help moderate and guide the discussion each week. Kinda like how Kanan guided Ezra in the ways of the Force. You see what I did there?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nicely done, John.

[Camila Ramon]

Thanks, Tia. So hang on cause it's gonna be a fun ride.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Cue the music.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen to Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm Israel Gutierrez and I'm hosting a new podcast, Dub Dynasty.

[Camila Ramon]

The story of how the Golden State warriors have dominated the NBA for over.

[Melissa Ortiz]

A decade, the Golden State warriors once again are NBA champions. From the building of the corps that included Klay Thompson and Draymond Green to one of the boldest coaching decisions in the history of the sport. I just felt like the biggest thing was to earn the trust of the players and let the players know that.

[Camila Ramon]

We were here to try to help them take the next step, not tear anything down.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Today, the warriors dynasty remains alive in.

[Camila Ramon]

Large part because of a scrawny 6.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Foot 2 hooper who everyone seems to love.

[Camila Ramon]

For what Steph has done for the game. He's certainly on that, like Mount Rushmore for guys that have changed it, come revamped.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Visit this magical warriors ride. This is Dove Dynasty. The Dubs dynasty is still very much alive.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen to Dub Dynasty on the iHeartRadio.

[Melissa Ortiz]

App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Camila Ramon]

Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast Math and stories from the frontiers of Marketing. I'm having conversations with some interesting folks.

[Camila Ramon]

Across a wide range of industries to.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned.

[Camila Ramon]

Along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Health Beauty, Tarang Amin. The way I approach risk is constantly try things and actually make it okay to fail. I'm sitting down with legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist jewelry.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I wanted a way to do something that I loved for the rest of my life. We're also hearing how leaders brought their.

[Camila Ramon]

Businesses out of unprecedented times, like Stefan Bonsell, CEO of Moderna.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It becomes a human decision to decide to throw by the window your business strategy and to do what you think is the right thing for the world.

[Camila Ramon]

Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math and the ever important creative spark, the magic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Listen to math and stories from the.

[Camila Ramon]

Frontiers of Marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Camila Ramon Peloton's first Spanish speaking.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Cycling and tread instructor.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm an athlete, entrepreneur and almost most importantly, a Parrero enthusiast. And I'm Liz Ortiz, former pro soccer player and Olympian.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And like Kami, a Parrello enthusiast. Come on, who is it?

[Camila Ramon]

Our part podcast, Hasta Bajo is where sports, music and fitness collide and we cover it all, the Arriva Hasta sit downs with real game changers in the sports world like Miami Dolphins CMO Priscilla Shumate, who is redefining what it means.

[Melissa Ortiz]

To be a Latina leader.

[Camila Ramon]

It all changed when I had this.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Guy come to me.

[Camila Ramon]

He said to me, you know, you're not Latina enough.

[Melissa Ortiz]

First of all, what is that?

[Camila Ramon]

My mouth is wide open. Yeah. History makers like the Sucar family who became the first Peruvians to win a Grammy. It was a very special moment for us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's been 15 years for me in this career.

[Camila Ramon]

Finally, things are starting to shift into a different level. Listen to Astavajo on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. All right, well, before we get outta here, can we please play that Bow Wow Bow voice note to Elliot Wilson.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What?

[Eric Andre]

What happened?

[Camila Ramon]

Another in between watching Sierra, I did see this clip over the weekend. Bow wow left what I think was a voice note or a voicemail to Elliot Wilson. Which of Course, he played on his podcast, because that's what we do with private moments as podcasters is play them for the world. Let's hear this real quick.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Josh, straight up, man to man.

[Camila Ramon]

My coming at you like a man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like a grown man. You do like, what's the issue with me? And you let me know. Cause I don't know. So I'm coming at you in private instead of doing some whole ass in private.

[Camila Ramon]

And then Elliot plays at the top.

[Melissa Ortiz]

10 record right now.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, I ain't got time for that. But I want to know what the issue is, though.

[Melissa Ortiz]

My couple, my send me this tweet talking about you won't like where that energy coming from.

[Camila Ramon]

That's what I want to know. Holla at me man to man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Don't go post. No, don't do that.

[Camila Ramon]

Don't do that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Weak. I'm coming to you man to man. And I highly respect you. I always big you up, said that you wanted to mo you the pioneer.

[Camila Ramon]

This Elliot Wilson is one of the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Ones that I do the only, like, one of the only I do an.

[Camila Ramon]

Interview with like, you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Sway.

[Camila Ramon]

Pause, pause, pause, pause. How could I make this about me?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Send prayers and condolences first. Gotta start.

[Camila Ramon]

It's always prayers and condolences.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Because I think Bow Wow is a legend. But he's saying he only the people from the mold, like Elliot Wilson, Sway. Like, we don't have the greatest Bow Wow interview of all time. If you haven't seen, why didn't he say Elliot Wilson, Simpson, Sway, Rory and Mo. That's my only issue with this.

[Eric Andre]

He already did us, so he wouldn't name us. We pioneered that. We went through that. So he ain't got to grow through that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Grow through that. That was a shot of his height.

[Eric Andre]

See, no, See, no.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's what you just said. Grow through that.

[Eric Andre]

Go look up the Rory and Mall Bow Wow interview. It's one of our greatest interviews we've ever done.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shout out to JD Shout out to Bow Wow. Man. That was. That was a lot of fun down in Atlanta with them, man Sweat.

[Camila Ramon]

Sway is a hero of mine, one of the greatest to ever do it. But he never had Bow Wow. Say, Yo, I got 1.5 million in cash. I'm bringing it to the studio right now.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You're not.

[Camila Ramon]

I've never seen Sway do that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah, never.

[Camila Ramon]

Sway's talked to Tupac, but he didn't have 1.5 million cash.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No. Nope.

[Camila Ramon]

I think Pac just had a debit card on him.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But why is Elliot. Why is Elliot doing this, though. Like, why is he doing this?

[Eric Andre]

Seriously? You have to ask Elliot, baby.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, this is the funny. The reason why I like this, though, is because I like what Bow Wow saying. I'm not trying to make this no public thing. And then Elliot makes it a public thing.

[Camila Ramon]

I. I will say. And you guys know I'm a defender of Elliot. This is out of his character for me. I feel like he had to have had a conversation with Bow Wow that he was going to play it. Like, as much as Elliott does do messy shit, he does still have the journalistic integrity where I don't. I don't think he would do this without. I could be wrong.

[Eric Andre]

I think he. I think you're wrong, but I agree with you usually on Elliott, but I don't think Bow Wow approved.

[Melissa Ortiz]

West Coast Will's been wilding, though. West Coast Wilson. West Coast Wilson different, man.

[Camila Ramon]

He not from Queens no more.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah. West Coast Wilson been tripping, man. I'm telling you, man. He.

[Camila Ramon]

I know Elliot from Woodside. I don't know Elliot from Carson.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, you don't know West Coast Wilson. West Coast Wilson been going crazy, man. He doing all kind of out of character, man. What's up? Like, how you play a. A. A. A voice note that he clearly didn't want to be a public thing. Clearly.

[Camila Ramon]

He starts out by saying, yeah, like.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I ain't trying to.

[Camila Ramon]

This is a private situation.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, I ain't trying to make this no public thing. And here come West Coast Wilson speak of the microphone, playing the whole voice note, man.

[Camila Ramon]

And Jeremy throwing shots. We might have to ignite this beef. Keep playing in the name of Shad Moss. I'm. I'm riding with him.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Issue with me, because a lot of my homies just sent me some, and I just want to know where that energy coming from. Is that right? Is that Playboy Cardi?

[Eric Andre]

Yo, bye bye.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Because he knows that's not Playboy Carti.

[Camila Ramon]

Nobody knows what Playboy Cardi sounds like who's ever heard his voice.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, is that Playboy Cardi? You know goddamn well that ain't no.

[Camila Ramon]

Damn half of his album. I thought it was Yachty.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I don't know. West Coast Wilson been tripping, man. He been tripping.

[Camila Ramon]

Should we beef?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Me?

[Camila Ramon]

Yes, let's ignite the beef. I follow Jeremy. I don't even like how amazingly happy he looks with his significant other. Stop posting all that happy on your ig, bro.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, yeah, I don't.

[Camila Ramon]

Weird, man.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I don't. I don't.

[Camila Ramon]

All that happiness.

[Eric Andre]

Do y'all think that almost like if you send a voicemail to a rapper, do y'all think that if you send a voice. Anything voice related.

[Camila Ramon]

I want to interrupt you. You think we've sent a voicemail to a rapper?

[Eric Andre]

I'm saying when you. When anybody does. It's a thing. Voicemail rappers, they become so interludes on out.

[Camila Ramon]

I love Marvin's room, too.

[Eric Andre]

Okay. So what I'm saying is, do you feel like that same thing should be applied where it's like, if you send something to a podcaster, if you tell something to a podcaster, you know that there's a chance it might become content. Do you think that that applies?

[Melissa Ortiz]

No.

[Eric Andre]

Just because we don't operate like that doesn't. And honestly, sometimes we do. We've said some that our friends would have rather not say.

[Camila Ramon]

Cord's gonna kill me after this. This entire episode.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah. So I'm saying, like, should we. Should people consider that when they're sending what's very obviously content to a podcaster? Because he should have text that. If I was Bow Wow, I wouldn't have sent that voice note. I would have text that shit.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, what's one of my favorite people? She blocked me after I spoke about us just having a conversation. It wasn't even nothing crazy. I didn't play no voice note. I would never do that, though. But, yeah, I just said, you know, thank you for reaching out and telling me about, you know, how you felt. She. She blocked me.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, you knew why, though.

[Eric Andre]

That was.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, look.

[Camila Ramon]

Look what happens when I'm not around.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I know why now. I didn't know why then.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm the one that protects black women.

[Melissa Ortiz]

On. I didn't think it was a problem. I didn't say nothing bad.

[Eric Andre]

You didn't say anything bad. But sometimes people, you know, the alliances with that entire thing and how messy that was. She can't be seen talking to you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

What?

[Camila Ramon]

Damaris is right. What world do we live in? I get why she bls you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't.

[Camila Ramon]

I do.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's crazy, man. Like, at that.

[Camila Ramon]

At that point, if it was something.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Bad, if it was something negative, then I understand. But it wasn't. It was a.

[Camila Ramon]

Just.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Just the ideas.

[Camila Ramon]

The idea of there being a conversation should have been private, just of optics. Like, she's a superstar attached to somebody that you have been viral screaming about. Like, yeah, I. I see it. I'm not saying it's right, but I get it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yo, this world is weird, man. This world.

[Camila Ramon]

But she would probably say it would be weird, like, I thought it was a private conversation. Why would you talk about it? But again, that's kind of what she was bringing up as far as, like, podcasters talking.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I was saying thank you because I didn't want to come across like, I really had an issue with this person. So I was saying thank you for reaching out and just, like, having that conversation with me.

[Eric Andre]

But you already thanked her, so why did it need to be said on the podcast?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Why not? It's nothing negative.

[Eric Andre]

But that's the conversation that we're having, is we're having a problem.

[Melissa Ortiz]

This is negative, though. That's what I'm saying. If I bring some. If I bring some negative shit that's private to the forefront, then it's like, yeah, but if I'm bringing some positive shit.

[Eric Andre]

But negative is. That's to somebody else to assume that's for other people to decide what's negative for them or not. Because her. Her. Her conversation that she might have when she went back into work could have been negative. You. You never know.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But that's stupid.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, you don't know. Was in her group chat.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

With the affiliates that are attached to everything that was happening. They was probably looking at her like, yo, why you hitting him up?

[Eric Andre]

You can't say, you be the op. Yes, Ma, I get what you're saying. And that makes he's the op. But you're also the same person who was screaming, nah, stay on that side. Stay on that side. So when somebody gets caught not staying on their side, you can't not understand why they would block you from making that public knowledge.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But that's. It's a. That's a whole totally different scenario, though. Okay.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, we can agree to disagree.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's why she blocked you.

[Eric Andre]

But, yeah, I think sometimes. Sometimes podcasters, not us, we're not that bad at it, but other people might lean in too much. And it's like, I know we all need content and we all need money. The podcast world is drying up. But there is.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Podcast world is drying up. It is.

[Eric Andre]

That is drying up. And you said what?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Tell it to Rogan.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't know if that's a great example.

[Eric Andre]

There's out outliers everywhere. It doesn't mean that the industry itself isn't becoming oversaturated and underpaid, but people are grabbing for clicks and doing whatever they can for clicks, but sometimes you're going to burn some bridges that you can't walk back across in doing so.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's what I've been trying to tell a Whole year.

[Camila Ramon]

And that's why we have to pay for scissor tickets instead of getting the free passes. I used to.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That has nothing to do with me. That has nothing to do with me. Don't put me in that. Keep them all out of that. That has nothing to do with me.

[Camila Ramon]

You did that. I can't get TD tickets. And then I said the push up comment. Now I can't get ovo tickets.

[Eric Andre]

So same.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You did that to yourself. So I know I said I have nothing to do. Oh, okay. I have nothing to do with none of that.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, I always admit when I have done some dumb and said something I shouldn't have said.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay, that's fair.

[Camila Ramon]

And had it. Had the real version leaked first, I think we would have avoided that entire thing. It was just. Just because that validated what everyone thought was AI because they saw me quoted two weeks. You know, listen, it's been a year. We're all healing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm healed.

[Camila Ramon]

Everyone has a good aura now.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Light green. You see me peach? Put it around me.

[Eric Andre]

Mine is red and pink. It's kind of flirty right now.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Red and pink. Was that like day four of your cycle?

[Camila Ramon]

That was actually hilarious. I'm not gonna lie. That was actually really, really, really funny. I don actually getting the credit of how funny that fucking was.

[Eric Andre]

Where's hr?

[Camila Ramon]

It was a fucking brilliant joke.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Spotty joke, if you will.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm sorry. Yes. Spot, spot on. Spot on. Spot on, spot on, spot on. Speaking of red, Chris Brown don't want any of y'all wearing red bandanas.

[Camila Ramon]

Nah, we gang banging to his show.

[Melissa Ortiz]

To his show, to his stadium tour. Please leave the red bandanas at home. Chris Brown says, I see a lot of the fans collectively telling Team Breezy to wear red bandanas to the concert. Concert. I would highly advise y'all to not do that.

[Camila Ramon]

Don't do that at the Sophie Stadium.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Just get brown bandanas so y'all won't run into any problems. I don't want people to get the wrong impression and promote the wrong thing. Y'all know I'm Bris Breezy, but we promoting positivity on this tour. Thank you and I love you. Shout out to Chris Brown for that message. He needed to clear that up.

[Camila Ramon]

This is why I love Chris Brown. Every time he makes a very mature statement, it he has to find some way to it up.

[Melissa Ortiz]

He didn't it up. We kept it crisp.

[Camila Ramon]

What was the last incident when he was clearing up? He said the most positive. Oh, I think it was something had to do with, like, pronouns or whatever. He said an amazing thing cleared up. Whatever. Maybe he said on Twitter and then after that, said, nah, I only identify as a Piru, so I don't really care about that pronoun shit. I was like, you. You were doing so good.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, you.

[Camila Ramon]

You smoked this pr. And then end. I just. I identify as Piru.

[Melissa Ortiz]

But, you know, Chris, like, shout out to Chris that. That is a good message to send. But he. He gotta know that that's gonna backfire and they still gonna wear them red bandanas. He has to know that, like, they gonna make it a thing now. Like, now it's like Beyonce with the silver. It's gonna be everybody. It's gonna be everybody wearing red to Chris Brown concert for sure.

[Camila Ramon]

But why end it with, I'm still breast breezy. Like, we understand what you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, but he won't let you know. Like, you know, I'm still. You know, I'm still on that.

[Camila Ramon]

I think everyone in the treetop area is fine without that last statement.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, but, you know, Chris is.

[Camila Ramon]

He's cool.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Just wanted to let y'all know what it is. Y'all know we ain't. We're not stepping away from that. But we just doing something.

[Camila Ramon]

Okay?

[Melissa Ortiz]

We just doing something. We doing something different on this stadium tour. But, you know, people are going to find a way to, you know, make. Let that backfire and wear red bandanas anyway.

[Camila Ramon]

If you were to join a gang as an adult, which one would you join?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I would never join a gang as an adult.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm just. I mean, hypothetically. Listen, I was talking about cherries with Usher. I'm not doing that. But if in the event in your 20s, you move to California. What? Like, who would you like to exploit you?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nobody's exploiting me, bro. I don't even know how to answer. It's not happening.

[Camila Ramon]

All right, I'll say nicer. Who would you like to extort? You.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nope, not touching that one either. No, just rapid. Do we have voicemails?

[Camila Ramon]

Adam tried to bring on some Crip to talk about the Big U shit and all. The guy kept saying, I don't know who he was, but I appreciated it. He just said, free all the Crips. And I was like, well, don't you actually have beef with that? Free all the Crips. They did nothing wrong.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Free everybody.

[Camila Ramon]

They're all innocent.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

That's the type of energy I like seeing from people on. On those platforms.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, yes. It's going to be different on.

[Camila Ramon]

Adam thought he was getting a whole fucking interview. That guy was like, yo, I got to leave in 15 minutes. He's like, can I at least get, like, 30 to talk about this? He's like, free. Free the Crips.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Absolutely. That's it? You're gonna give me a record saying nothing incriminating?

[Camila Ramon]

I don't know, man. I've read some paperwork. Some people should go to jail.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, that's true. I agree that. I agree with some people.

[Camila Ramon]

Some menaces to society out there. For real.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Voicemails, though.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You've got mail.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm gonna get killed when we go to la.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Hey, guys, this is Terry from Chicago.

[Eric Andre]

Hey, Terry.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I came to your show last year. It was a great time.

[Camila Ramon]

Time, great show.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And I just had a quick question. So I'm a food scientist, and I'm always curious to see, like, what people's thoughts are when it comes. When it's food related. So my question is, what's your most unpopular food opinion and the reasoning behind it? What's my. Your most unpopular food opinion?

[Camila Ramon]

Eating eggs. Is eating an abortion.

[Melissa Ortiz]

A point?

[Camila Ramon]

Shrimp is just roaches that breathe salt water.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oysters are disgusting.

[Eric Andre]

They're gonna kill you for that one.

[Camila Ramon]

O. Oysters are gross. You're just horny. That's really all it is.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, it's just not. I don't care. You can put the lemon juice and hot sauce on it all you want. That is just snot. Eating snot.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, guys, I get it, but it's like, all right, what are we talking about? That is not. Not it.

[Camila Ramon]

Lobsters are also just bugs that taste like butter.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

There's nothing really good about lobster until you throw butter all over it. So just melt butter and eat butter.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Calamari is like eating rubber bands.

[Eric Andre]

See, now I'mma whoop your ass. See? See you being disrespectful.

[Camila Ramon]

I don't dislike calamari. I never understood the allure of it. Like, yeah, it's like rubber onion rings.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it's rubber.

[Camila Ramon]

What the are we doing over there?

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's like the washes that you put on the sink when you got a leak, you got to put the. The black wash on there to tighten. Tighten it up.

[Eric Andre]

If y'all go to the wrong restaurant, please know that you're not eating calamari. You're actually eating pig. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Pig. How many pigs? Because you only have one, right?

[Eric Andre]

I think so, yeah. They cut it into multiple assholes.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So, like, you talking. Oh, you talking about, like, Chitlins chopped up?

[Eric Andre]

Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah, I don't think so.

[Camila Ramon]

Okay, then I need to ask.

[Eric Andre]

I think my most unpopular food opinion is that everything vinegar related is nasty. Salt and vinegar nasty.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well, salt and vinegar chips. Yeah.

[Eric Andre]

I'm not nasty. Pickles themselves are good, but the way it sits in the pickling process of vinegar, nasty. Vinegar is disgusting.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, yeah. I'd rather just drink the Jameson than the pickleback shot. It's gross. Pickle juice is disgusting.

[Eric Andre]

Well, I actually like pickleback shots, like, weirdly enough. But, yeah, vinegar is nasty as fuck.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, salt and vinegar chips are some of the best chips. No, oil and vinegar on a turkey sandwich from the deli is unmatched.

[Eric Andre]

Just put the oil, keep the vinegar.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You need a little bit of vinegar. Not heavy Vin. Don't go heavy Vin.

[Eric Andre]

Just put some banana peppers on it.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, when it's. When it's spotting, it tastes like vinegar.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Mm. I have nothing for that.

[Camila Ramon]

I was gonna sit quietly until you replied to that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't have nothing. This dude is crazy. Oh, another unpopular food opinion.

[Camila Ramon]

Duck is just greasy ass bad chicken.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I hate duck.

[Camila Ramon]

Duck is not good.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I ate duck once in my life, and it was just like you said. Oily, greasy, chewy.

[Eric Andre]

Didn't mind it.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah, I can't. I can't do duck.

[Camila Ramon]

Lamb is better than steak.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Not mad.

[Eric Andre]

I'm pissed a little.

[Melissa Ortiz]

A good lamb chop.

[Eric Andre]

A good lamb chop is good, but a good steak is legendary.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Not better than a good lamb chop.

[Eric Andre]

I think it's because a good lamb.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Chop beats a good steak.

[Eric Andre]

A good lamb chop is more rare. I think that's the issue.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Whatever you want to call it, it's.

[Eric Andre]

Harder to find than a good steak. But a good steak cooked perfectly. You bug the out.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Lamb chop.

[Eric Andre]

Nah, bro. I love lamb chops. But a good. A good steak is legendary, bro.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Cuz lamb chops is like. It's almost like the. The. The. It's like, shots. It's like the perfect portion. Eat a couple of them good steak, you gonna get halfway through and be like, yeah, I'm full. Yeah, but if it's size a good.

[Camila Ramon]

Lamb chop, we going out after this.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, man. A good lamb chop beats a good steak.

[Eric Andre]

I think it's a recency bias.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Recency bias? I've been eating lamb chop since I was four years old.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, but you know how we say recency bias in music? Like, if we've been listening to the same way y'all told me, like, dilemma was overrated. I'm like, it's because y'all have heard it 3 million times, so it don't hit the way it did when you first heard it. And I think it's not better than.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I stand by that.

[Camila Ramon]

So which is lamb and which lamb is like. Lamb is dilemma.

[Eric Andre]

No, lamb is best of me.

[Camila Ramon]

Okay, which version?

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, the Jay Z version.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Okay, so it's the best. It's better than your opinion. Okay. Yeah. All right, that's fair.

[Camila Ramon]

Remember when Game and 50 were arguing about who Maya first in their beef? Hip Hop has had some nasty years that we just.

[Eric Andre]

And Game has been a part of a lot of them.

[Camila Ramon]

One of my goats.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Shout out the game.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, but I think. I think that's it on unpopular food opinions. I think a lot of people should be more honest about the things that they put into their body. All of us included. We're all learning. Pasta is. Is not good for you.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Heavy cream American pasta is not good for you. You go to Italy, who thinks pasta.

[Camila Ramon]

Is good for you?

[Eric Andre]

Some people not good. But some people don't know how bad it is. They're not aware that it's sugar. A lot of people are not aware that all of that stuff breaks down into sugar sweet breakfasts. I know that mall got killed breakfast.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Because if you go to Italy, like, you go, like, overseas and eat pasta. Like, my homeboy was in Italy for a month and ate more pasta. He thought he gained 30 pounds. He came home, he lost 20 pounds. So it's clearly just preservatives and stuff they're putting in pasta here.

[Eric Andre]

And sweets. You should not be eating sweets first thing in morning. Like when they killed you for that juice take. You should not be eating sweets first in the morning. That's an American thing. Sweet pancakes, sweet French toast, sweets, all of that. That is going to crash your blood sugar later on during the day. You should not be waking up eating sweets.

[Melissa Ortiz]

They killed me for that.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, they killed you for that. For saying people can't drink juice in the morning.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Love them Snapples in the morning.

[Eric Andre]

Boy, Snapple is crazy.

[Camila Ramon]

Every day on the way to school is crazy.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Jobs, drinks, drink Pepsi every day, all day.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen, but that's his vice, though.

[Eric Andre]

Like, he don't drink liquor, though.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, he don't. He has no vices.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Sugar is worse than liquor to me. It is.

[Eric Andre]

It is.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Even though there's a lot of sugar in liquor. But Pepsi A, drinking Pepsi in 2025 is crazy. I don't know anybody that drink Pepsi. Like, well, you see somebody go to somebody crib and they Got Pepsi in their fridge. Think about it.

[Eric Andre]

Every once in a while I'll crave.

[Camila Ramon]

It's actually kind of sick. Like go to somebody's crib, you got Pepsi in there.

[Melissa Ortiz]

A having Pepsi in his fridge. Like a nigga having a fish tank. Who got fish tanks anymore? Don't have fish tanks. Well, that's how you went to somebody else. And he had a fish tank. A fish tank. The big shits too. I walk in somebody house and they got a fish. I'm like, no fish either. Yeah, what's up with you though? What you going through a fish tank? Like you take this out every month and clean this. Like, get the out of here. A fish tank. Who has a fish tank? Yo, just think about the things we used to see. That was common. Regular Pepsi used to be common. Now you open somebody fridge to see a pep. The only time you'll see a Pepsi in somebody fridge is if they took everything left over from the baby shower.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, it's been there for six months.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, I had a 2 liter Pepsi in my refrigerator for at least three months. I just never threw it away. Like I had took one sip out of it because I was. I ordered pizza and I had people at my house and I was like, damn. Like this nostalgic. You get the pizza with the Pepsi. That shit sad.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Pepsi is like, Pepsi. Pepsi is almost like the ketchup pack is in the drawer. Yeah, we not eating them shits. Like, you know what it's going to take for us to get down a bus and one of those open?

[Camila Ramon]

Like, like, why are you saving the soy sauce? You're going to get it with your Chinese meals. Like, stop saving soy sauce.

[Melissa Ortiz]

This with every delivery dog. Like, why are you saving all of this? Like, that's what having Pepsi in the fridge is like. Pepsi.

[Eric Andre]

You got to save the chick fil A sauces, though.

[Camila Ramon]

That's different.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You got to save crazy. That's different. The Polynesian is a little different. That's a little. You know what I'm saying? But Pepsi homophobic.

[Camila Ramon]

But it's is great.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, Pepsi N. I can't. You can't drink Pepsi, bro. We gotta get Josh on. I gotta get you on a new soda, man. I gotta get you on a new soda.

[Camila Ramon]

All right. What's the new soda?

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm just saying. Pepsi. Let's just get away from Pepsi. Like, let's try soda.

[Camila Ramon]

Soda. Like what?

[Eric Andre]

We can get them like a poppy or like a bubbly or like a, you know, something like healthy, like a Olipop.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, we ain't going. That's sponsor opportunity.

[Camila Ramon]

Josh, the producer. Yeah, use code Josh.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I can't argue. I can't argue with that. Olip it is, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Greatest ever. We're doing ad.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, we're doing an ad. If you on the block Ollie Pop, I'll get in here and start.

[Eric Andre]

Yo, look at. Look at this dancing, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen, yo, can you believe there was a time in an era that we were drinking Red Bull and vodka together?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Like this. This world is designed to kill us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

We drank. We drank Snapples and ate bacon, egg and cheese every morning as children just to then go drink vodka and Red Bull as adults.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Camila Ramon]

Like I'd love to know what my intestines really look like.

[Eric Andre]

No.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, they. They can't be good. Yeah.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So people killing me for that. I'm just. Listen, man, I'm just trying to. You know, just.

[Eric Andre]

Our most viral clip we've ever had.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Really.

[Camila Ramon]

Yes. That is a social experiment.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yo, it's.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm so fascinated by that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's crazy because it's. It's such an honest thing though. Like if you wake up, there's no reason why the first thing you're drinking should be like. Like the leftover bottle of juice you had from last night. Like, who. Why would you even do that unless you're drunk?

[Eric Andre]

Cuz juice when you're drunk, waking up first thing. No, when you drunk. No, you shouldn't be drinking it. But juice hits when you're drunk when you first.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That's just not healthy, man. Just, you know, just some tea gets you, you know, get the fresh water and.

[Eric Andre]

First of all, it shouldn't even be tea. The first thing you drink when you wake up should be water or that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm not mad if some room temp.

[Camila Ramon]

I can't those organs.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Cold water in the morning.

[Eric Andre]

That's crazy. That such a shock to the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Got to do room temp water when you wake up. You know what I'm saying? Get some tea, then get some fr. You know, saying maybe a smoothie or something.

[Eric Andre]

Coffee. A lot of. A lot of people start coughing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I mean, I don't think that's the first thing you should drink, but.

[Eric Andre]

Okay, but what's the difference between coffee and Tito? More. That's why they.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Big difference. What's the difference between coffee and tea?

[Eric Andre]

What's the difference as far as health benefits and health. Like what? What. What's the difference? They both have an insane amount of caffeine in them. Unless you're drinking Like a.

[Melissa Ortiz]

A herbal tea, ginger tea. Yeah. Like who? Ginger little peppermint tea in the morning, Ginger tea, green tea.

[Camila Ramon]

The lemon ginger tea does not have caffeine in it, okay?

[Melissa Ortiz]

So.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, nor does the peppermint tea. See, I don't.

[Eric Andre]

I start my day off with caffeine.

[Camila Ramon]

Also, one hasn't caffeine.

[Eric Andre]

So either tea or coffee.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, no, see, I go straight tea, ginger tea in the morning, then you sit on the toilet, get everything out. You know what I mean?

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, you get the. The detox tea that the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, what was the. The ginger.

[Camila Ramon]

Not even IG chicks before that. The Twitter chicks. What were they selling? The Keisha kick fit T. You be drinking 50 in the morning.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Just ginger tea, bro. That's all you need. Ginger tea. That's going to get everything. That's going to flush you get all that out of there.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm so mad I have not checked that off my bucket list of having, like a high price scam that makes so much money for one year. Like, we, like those chicks made a lot of money selling detox tea. That was excellent. All that did was just make chicks have diarrhea.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Whoever sold 15 tea that year probably cleared $5 million.

[Eric Andre]

You keep saying that year, my little sisters still drink the Keisha K or tea. And I'm like, that's the reason why you're dropping pound. I lost five pounds. Five pounds of. It's. You're not. You're gonna gain it right back when you eat again.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Like, it's water weight. Yeah, Water urinating.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah, you're. Yeah, you're dehydrated now. Like, literally. It's not.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Remember the herbalife crew?

[Camila Ramon]

Of course.

[Eric Andre]

Please, Please.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You was an herbalife girl.

[Eric Andre]

No, I don't do pyramid schemes.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, but you say please like you.

[Eric Andre]

Because I know what Rory was thinking about.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, okay.

[Camila Ramon]

What was I thinking about?

[Melissa Ortiz]

You know, your ex, they used to do herbalife.

[Camila Ramon]

I wouldn't call her an ex.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, unacquaintance.

[Eric Andre]

Always wouldn't call somebody ex. I had that conversation recently. If you've made me cry more than one time and we've argued more than five. Five. If somebody asks you, that's my ex. I'm not.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You got to argue five times in order to be your ex. Yep.

[Eric Andre]

I'm not doing that. We're not doing that. We went through hell and hell and high water together. I met your parents. You have met mine. We have been a certain place. You're my ex.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Oh, if you met parents, that's.

[Camila Ramon]

That's like Arguing five times and parents totally different.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, you can argue five times and not meet my parents.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, I'm argu with a meter mate outside.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Five times you meet my parents. Like, we. You're definitely my ex. 100%. We can't, we can't.

[Camila Ramon]

See, I disagree with that too.

[Melissa Ortiz]

If you meet my parents, my mom be around.

[Eric Andre]

Met Rory's mom and dad.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah, not mine.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, everyone at nfs, every chick, period, met my dad.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Women be surprised that I know my dad. That's how much they don't beat my dad. They be like, oh, you know your father? Yes. You just will never meet him.

[Camila Ramon]

I was surprised, too.

[Melissa Ortiz]

See, that's up. That's cuz you my guy. So that's why that's.

[Camila Ramon]

No, I knew. No, all right, I knew. But that day in Harlem, you knew.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I knew my dad.

[Camila Ramon]

I knew you knew your dad. It was. And do you let me do some Elliot Wilson.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And would you say this didn't your white friends. I knew you knew your dad. See, that's the racial I'm talking about.

[Camila Ramon]

First of all, I have white friends that don't know their father. I don't see color. Oh, man, I'll do some Elliot. When we were at a restaurant in Harlem and your dad was in there and, like, you weren't speaking to him. That was when I was like, oh, maybe he doesn't know his dad.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I, I, I didn't speak to him. What do you mean?

[Camila Ramon]

He was at the other table and he was just like, oh, yeah, it's my pops. I was like, you don't want to say hi?

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, I said hi to the Before. I said, that's what it is. I said, how I walked in and said hi to my mom and my dad first, and then me and you sat together. Okay.

[Camila Ramon]

Wait, wait. Your parents are sitting at the table right there. We're not even gonna acknowledge that your parents are sitting here.

[Melissa Ortiz]

You didn't see me when I walked in. I walked straight to the table my mom and my dad was at. And then I went to the table. Roy, was that so he didn't see.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm just, like, looking at his box like, yo, you know your son over here?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Nah. Said hello to my parents. Marriage first. That is funny.

[Eric Andre]

Your mom and your pops were sitting together. Like, what they was talking about the.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Night they conceived me, the marriage. I don't know.

[Eric Andre]

I'm just saying, like, I know. I ain't know if they was rekindling. That's why I'm like, that's no, my.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Mom and my dad is cool. They not like, trying to rekindle, but they still like cordialing and. Yeah, like. No, they still my mom. My dad is still cool. Sure. Yeah. It's not like beef shit. It ain't none of that. Nah.

[Eric Andre]

I just ain't know. They was, you know, go to a romantic dinner, sit out together type cool.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if it was a romantic. We was at a restaurant.

[Camila Ramon]

Like, the lights were little low.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It was dusk.

[Eric Andre]

Dusk.

[Melissa Ortiz]

The. It was dusk. What do you want me to say?

[Camila Ramon]

I didn't even pick up their check.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yes, I. Yo. Oh, yes, I did. Yes.

[Camila Ramon]

I did more than that.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Yes, I absolutely did. 100%. Definitely picked up the check.

[Camila Ramon]

That was so confusing to me, though. I was just sitting there like, wait, you're not.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No, I said hello. I said hello before I came and sat down with you. That's funny, though.

[Camila Ramon]

And you know why? Your pops is like my pops. When they were done, your mom came over. I said, what's up? Your mom. Your dad just was in the corner like, yo, can we leave?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, it's time to go. Come on, man.

[Camila Ramon]

Not even hello?

[Melissa Ortiz]

No.

[Camila Ramon]

Well, yeah, it's. It's great to know what your father has birthed to the world. I just wanted to say thank you to him, that's all. For everything that shout out to pop.

[Eric Andre]

Yeah. He got super sperm for real talented ass sperm.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know that's probably weird.

[Melissa Ortiz]

For you to hear, but it's okay. I've heard. I've heard words. Okay. It's not as well on this date in rap history, because Josh is gonna be crazy. He's gonna have a fit if we don't talk about this on this date in Rap History. April 7, 1987.

[Camila Ramon]

87.

[Melissa Ortiz]

DJ Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith dropped their debut album Rock the House Classic.

[Camila Ramon]

All right. Rock the House or based on a true story. You haven't even heard Will Smith's new album.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I did.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, you did?

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Oh, it's more. More than I heard.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Now Rock the house.

[Camila Ramon]

I mean, I was being facetious.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. Rock the house. And on this date, Josh in rap history. Nas drops in 1999. I Am album and released Hate Me now video. Legendary. Legendary Hate Me now video.

[Camila Ramon]

It's kind of ironic with Buff now.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Well.

[Camila Ramon]

Too soon.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah. No, no. Right on time. Spot on.

[Camila Ramon]

Speaking of im, Is this a hot take? If. If I think New York State of Mind part two is better than part one.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I don't know if that's a hot Take. I can see some people feeling that way.

[Camila Ramon]

It's a far better song.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I can see people feeling that way. It's not. I don't think that's a hot take.

[Camila Ramon]

We. We owe Nas some apologies for the IM Nostradamus comments, Tom. Both those albums are fire, and everyone shooted on Nas for it, and I don't understand why. I think you Got me is an incredible record. Genuine Smoked it. Destiny's Child in the video. I. If y'all wanted Nas to keep dropping knowledge, he can't do one song for the hoes.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah, I get it.

[Eric Andre]

Just to back it up, you hold my ice. Owe me back like you owe your text.

[Camila Ramon]

That's a classic.

[Eric Andre]

Y'all don't think that's a classic.

[Camila Ramon]

And on top of that, if you. If you break down. If you break down the hook, Nas is dropping knowledge on that hook.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Owe me back like you owe your tax.

[Camila Ramon]

Yeah, even the whole my ice of collateral and everything. Nas was really doing science on that genuine hook. Like, he didn't. He didn't sacrifice his integrity on that one. Y'all just wasn't listening to the knowledge he was dropping. That was some irs.

[Melissa Ortiz]

That was some Irish. That was some Nas.

[Camila Ramon]

All the letters that spell.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Exactly. All right, well, it's been fun talking to you beautiful people, especially, you know me. Especially you, Baby D. Yeah, Been great talking to you. We'll talk to you on a couple days. Be safe, be blessed. Prayers and condolences to whoever may need them. Let's make this about us. Even though you may have lost a loved one, I'm that. He's just Ginger.

[Camila Ramon]

Imagine giving your girl, a girl, your chain to pay for sex just because you don't have the cash on you at the time.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Camila Ramon]

Just so you know it's right. I'm get you back. Just hold the chain. So you know when I'm paying for this.

[Melissa Ortiz]

No worry about.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm Camila Ramon.

[Melissa Ortiz]

And I'm Liz Ortiz.

[Camila Ramon]

And our podcast Hasta is where sports.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Music, and fitness collide. And we cover it all.

[Camila Ramon]

The arrival. This season, we sit down with history makers like the Sucar family, who became the first Peruvians to win a Grammy. It was a very special moment for us.

[Melissa Ortiz]

It's been 15 years for me, me in this career.

[Camila Ramon]

Finally, things are starting to shift into a different level. Listen to astavaho on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of Iheart Women's Sports.

[Camila Ramon]

Hey, what's up, y'all.

[Melissa Ortiz]

This is Eric Andre. Well, I made a podcast called Bombing about absolutely tanking on stage. I tell gnarly stories and I talk to friends about their worst moments of bombing and all all sorts of ways. Bombing on stage, bombing in public, bombing in life. Like the time I stole a girl's phone during a sentence, she jumped on stage and threw a big haymaker punch to my nose. Listen to Bombing with Eric Andre on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Camila Ramon]

Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Season of my podcast Math and Stories.

[Camila Ramon]

From the Frontiers of Marketing.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned along.

[Camila Ramon]

The way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Health Beauty Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Being a rock star is very fun, but helping people is way more fun.

[Camila Ramon]

And Damian Maldonado, CEO of American Financing. I figured out the formula, have to work hard. Then that's magic. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math and the ever important creative spark, the magic.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Listen to math and Magic on the.

[Camila Ramon]

Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Welcome to Pod of Rebellion, our new.

[Camila Ramon]

Star Wars Rebels Rewatch podcast. I'm Vanessa Marshall, voice of Harrison duelist Specter 2.

[Melissa Ortiz]

I'm Tia Sir Carr Sabine Wren, Spectre 5.

[Camila Ramon]

I'm Taylor Gray, Ezra Bridger, Spectre. And I'm Jon Lee Brody, the Ghost Crew Stowaway moderator.

[Melissa Ortiz]

Each week we're gonna rewatch and discuss an episode from the series and share some fun behind the scenes stories.

[Camila Ramon]

Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve blum voices Zabarelio Spectre 4 or Dante Bosco voices Jaquel and many others.

[Melissa Ortiz]

So hang on because it's gonna be a fun ride. Cue the music.

[Camila Ramon]

Listen to Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.