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Rory
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Mal
No.
Rory
It was Justin Bieber. Okay, because I need journals too. Like I care obviously, like about his health and like he has a human being and like all that other shit.
Damaris
You just care about money and music. That's all you care about is money and music.
Rory
I don't care about money.
Damaris
That's. That's always the ones that care about money. When they say they don't care about money, you care about money. We all care about money.
Rory
Yes, of course I care about money. Because you need money to survive. I'm not one of those naive.
Damaris
Yeah, so how about asking people? Okay, is he like in a space?
Rory
What does that have to do with Justin Bieber? He doesn't fluctuate my money whatsoever.
Damaris
No, but just you. You started by asking, is he okay? You need journals too. That's what you said.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Nobody answered if he was okay.
Rory
I don't care about his humanity. I do care about music. I just wear the money.
Damaris
You don't care about his mental health. You don't care about his emotional state. You don't care about his, you know, his well being. You just want music.
Rory
It'd be nice to say that I do, but I probably don't.
Damaris
Okay, that's fair. I respect.
Rory
I mean, like, I. Yeah, I don't wish anything bad to happen to Justin.
Damaris
Yeah, but you don't care if he's like, depressed. You don't care if he's stressed out.
Rory
I don't know if that really falls on me.
Damaris
Yeah, you're just a consumer.
Rory
I'm not. I'm not his little fizz anymore.
Damaris
You just want to consume music. Yeah, okay, I respect that.
Rory
That's kind. I mean, that's kind of how that works.
Damaris
Let's get to that place of honesty. I don't care about any of these artists.
Rory
Mental health care is all right. What's the definition of care?
Damaris
Ask the Care Bears.
Mal
Yo, they taught us. Definition of care is crazy.
Rory
No, because that.
Damaris
The marriage came in accurately. You name the Care Bears.
Mal
It's the. No.
Damaris
Damn. Can't even name the kid.
Mal
I didn't know they had names.
Damaris
We thought they was just like.
Mal
I thought they had like, colors. No, it's the little turquoise one. It's yellow.
Damaris
You don't think the turquoise bear has a name?
Mal
I'm sorry.
Rory
Do you care about their mental health?
Mal
No.
Damaris
They cared about yours.
Mal
Did the Power Rangers have names?
Damaris
Yes.
Mal
So it's not pink, Black, yellow.
Rory
I think the red, red one's name was Jason, if I remember correctly. They had names.
Damaris
They had names. Well, everything. People, they're people with feelings.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
They're not just.
Rory
Just there to save the universe.
Damaris
Just like Justin Bieber.
Rory
Justin Bieber, all that matters to me saved my life.
Damaris
Yeah, he's just a Care Bear. That's all. Justin Bieber is just a Care Bear. He cares.
Rory
Serious attention or consideration applied to doing something correctly to avoid damage or risk. I don't really think that's it. Feel, concern or interest attach importance to something. Yeah. Again, I don't wish ill on Justin Bieber. I Do hope everything works out. But I. I do not stay.
Damaris
But you feel concerned or interested on when Journals 2 is coming out.
Rory
Yeah, that's pretty much got it.
Damaris
I understand. I totally.
Rory
But is that my job?
Damaris
To feel about music? To feel about when Justin Bieber's gonna drop Journals too?
Rory
No, that I should care, like really care about what's going on in Biebs life? Like, it looks. It looks a little concerning right now, but I never know what's a rollout and what's not.
Damaris
And I don't think Justin Bieber is one of those artists that cares about a rollout. He's one of the artists. Few artists that can just drop an album.
Rory
Yeah. I mean, I don't know. His KKK rollout was. Was one of the best.
Damaris
That was amazing. That was.
Rory
I was like, never got better.
Damaris
Yeah, that was a legendary run he was on right there.
Rory
Talk about turning it around. No one cares.
Damaris
Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
Rory
Exactly.
Damaris
Except for the Care Bears.
Rory
All right, well, what artists like that you don't know, do you care about, like, really care?
Damaris
Which artists that I don't know personally.
Rory
That I care about.
Damaris
I don't know.
Rory
Are humans even really capable of that if they're not in some weird Stan culture?
Damaris
I mean, if I like you as an artist, I think that if I. I think it's natural that if I like you as an artist and I appreciate your music, I have a certain level of care for you. Like, I don't want to wake up and hear any ill or bad things about an artist that I like and I support.
Rory
I mean, I guess. But look at what we do with certain artists when they're in happy relationships.
Damaris
We get mad if it affects the music.
Rory
Yeah. We don't care about their well being. We care about the music. Like, I don't want to hear happy. I want to hear happy music from sza.
Damaris
Why?
Rory
Because I love and relate to all her sad music.
Damaris
Have you ever heard happy music from Scissors?
Rory
Yeah, here and there.
Damaris
But you don't like all the Stars.
Rory
But Good Days was definitely sarcasm. It was just on her mind.
Damaris
It was some sarcasm in there. It was definitely. But. But all the Stars, that was happy. Great song.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
Right.
Mal
The Weeknd is actually a happy song. Like, she happy. That's not her, nigga.
Damaris
More happiness.
Rory
Yeah, but that, that has levels of trauma in it that I identify with. She just delivered it in kind of a happy way. If a therapist broke down all those lyrics like, that came from a very awful place that she has just had such bad Luck with relationships. She's gonna take what she can get at this point. Like, I'm. I've accepted that everyone is sharing everyone, and I'm just. Maybe I'll take Saturday.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
But Monday, I'll be sad.
Damaris
Monday's not it. We. Why does Monday feel like the. It's like the losing. It's. People used to hate Monday. I feel like people love Mondays now. I know you get a day, like, a dreadful day. Like, damn. Over. Back to work. I feel like Monday is getting, like, a new kind of, like, stigma to it.
Mal
I think that's because we don't do as much on the weekends as we used to.
Rory
Yeah, I probably. I probably go out during the week.
Damaris
Stop right there. Stop right there. Are you okay?
Rory
We're gonna talk about that a bit.
Damaris
No, I'm just saying, like, I'm just.
Rory
Cause, like, me and Damaris, we started.
Damaris
We started with care. Right? So I'm just looking at Damaris's face in her eyes, and I'm like, All right, hold on. Something's not. Something's different. Are you okay? Talk to me. What's going on? Even though we have these mics and these cameras in our faces, I'm okay. Talk to me. What's going on? How was your night?
Mal
We'll talk about it on Patreon.
Rory
Okay, but we can talk about one part here.
Mal
We're here.
Rory
I should have went to Dream Build Fest, and I figured that out last.
Damaris
Night when it was.
Rory
And I'm just gonna get us in more trouble.
Mal
Why? Because I love those.
Rory
Because it was love. I was safe. I would have been safe at Dreamville.
Damaris
Did you ever think you wasn't gonna be safe at Dream?
Rory
No, I didn't think that. But it was so nice to see everyone last night.
Damaris
Oh, okay.
Rory
Oh, yeah. It's nice to hug, boss. Like, yeah, it was cool to see Maddie, the whole. The whole Dreamville crew. And while I was sitting there sending my love as well, you didn't come up in conversation.
Damaris
Oh, damn. Yeah. Fuck it, man.
Rory
So that guy's just. He's focused on money and music somewhere else.
Damaris
Oh, man. See, this is what I'm saying.
Rory
You didn't care about bosses.
Damaris
I do. What? That's my.
Rory
You do. I know.
Damaris
Boss is my guy.
Rory
Don't.
Damaris
Do we. Not doing that. That's my guy.
Rory
Good to see boss. But, yes, it did cross my mind that. Damn. Maybe I should have went. And it wouldn't. I wouldn't have been the elephant in the room.
Damaris
No. You in the green room. If Anything. I would be the elephant in the green room.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
It was narcissistic of you to think so. Anyway, it's the last Dreamville. No one's cares about you.
Damaris
Oh.
Rory
I mean, that was more of, like, podcast jokes. I'm. I did not think anyone would be thinking about me at that point. I just didn't want to be a burden and ask.
Mal
A burden?
Rory
Yeah. You don't think that's a burden when you throw an event and, like, the amount of people that. Yeah. Aren't your closest friends, but associates, like, yo, it's. It's Thursday. Event starts on Friday. Like, you. That's narcissistic to think that somebody, even if they know you or cool with you, would have the time to reply to your. I'll make sure he's good. I'm throwing an event with 30,000 people tomorrow. I'm thinking about Rory and his guest pass. No.
Damaris
Yeah. No, nobody's thinking that's narcissistic.
Rory
When people ask for tickets day of.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
But then you have to kind of, like, monitor. If I ask too early, then maybe I'll be forgotten, because it's not that time yet. You have to. It's a. It's a very stressful process. So that's a whole Curb episode. I feel like in the music industry, when is too early and when it's too late to ask for passes.
Damaris
Not too early, too late. When is it okay to ask for passes? Like, when do you notice?
Rory
What do you think? Never.
Damaris
Me. Yeah. I don't ask nobody for anything fair. Yeah.
Rory
Money and music better than me.
Damaris
Yeah. I don't ask somebody for.
Rory
But then how do you get into the venue?
Damaris
If I want to go that bad, I'll buy a ticket.
Rory
Oh, I'm on that side, too.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
But not in. No, I gotta have.
Damaris
Like, there's very few artists that I really like, want to see perform. Very few. Like, there's a lot of artists that I love. I love their music, I love their catalog. Don't care to see them perform.
Rory
I mean, I just bought Little Brother tickets for Brooklyn.
Damaris
I can understand that that's a very near and dear to your heart.
Rory
Big Little Brother tickets and somebody who I talk to daily, I just want.
Mal
Them to say, you don't have. You definitely didn't have to buy those tickets.
Damaris
No.
Rory
But also, like, I. I don't know. Sometimes I don't want to be. Sometimes when you're too cool with somebody, I don't want to be like, yo, I'm good. Like, what if I'M not good.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
What if I get an answer to something that I don't want? What if I show up to Brooklyn bowl and there was like, I love.
Damaris
You know what it is. I just love buying tickets and like, not asking people that are either, like, performing or a lot of my friends. I remember we was in LA one time where I forgot what we were doing. Went to a Laker game. I could have called Trev, asked him for some tickets. I said, nah, I'm not gonna call him. Went to the Lakers game. Look at how life works. Sitting right behind the Lakers bench. Literally, right?
Rory
You bought those tickets.
Damaris
I think Sean did.
Mal
Wannabe baller.
Damaris
I think Sean bought those tickets. We end up Iron Town and. Yeah, but you. I think he was in the studio or something. You was doing something.
Rory
Money and music.
Damaris
I think he was doing something. I don't know what you were doing. We end up sitting right behind the Lakers bench. Trev's not playing this game. He comes out. So I'm sitting there laughing. He has no idea I'm at the game. So I'm sitting there laughing. Soon as he goes to sit down, I guess he just like something. Just told him to look up. He looks right at me. He's like, what the fuck are you doing here? But I like that. Cause I would have hit him normally for a ticket to the game. Didn't hit him for a ticket. I'm still at the game, yo. Yeah, I'm here. I mean, he didn't even know I was in la. I like doing that sometimes.
Rory
Who's the really, really tall guy that played for the Nuggets? Why am I blanking on his name?
Damaris
You asking about a really tall guy.
Mal
Yo, he took the words right out of my mouth.
Rory
And not the white guy. We were. We were. We had a live show in Dallas and we were there the day before. And these guys.
Damaris
DeAndre. DeAndre Jordan.
Rory
These guys wouldn't go on fucking.
Damaris
That's different though. DeAndre looked at me and was like, why you not sitting courtside, nigga? Spend that money. And I'm like, yo, it was sold out. What do you want me to do?
Rory
I wanted to go on JFK conspiracy tours. These guys wanted to go watch the Mavericks versus the Nuggets. Which was cool. We bought tickets and then we get to our seats and DeAndre Jordan in the middle of the game, like, they're playing full court basketball. Five on five, professional. Getting paid, everything. Mark Cuban right there getting paid. Like, did you think they were getting paid? This wasn't like for funsies. Like, they were. They were really blown. And he stopped and looked at. Pointed at Maul. And I'm looking like, you know, DeAndre Jordan. And why did he stop in the middle of dribbling and go, why you not courtside?
Damaris
That's not what happened. It was a timeout, first of all. And they were in the other.
Rory
Is that not part of the game?
Damaris
No, that's part of the game time. I was layup lines, but he was looking at me and was talking like, yo, why your ass ain't ca spend that money to sit court side? But I was like, you know, sold out. What do you want me to do, pay? Buy somebody else ticket? But it was somebody that wasn't playing that game. Was it YIC or.
Rory
Yeah, YIC wasn't.
Damaris
YIC didn't play. Luca played. Yeah, we wanted to go see Yic and Luca.
Rory
Yeah. But I mean, in his defense, too, Mark Cuban does give an affordable ticket price. Like, you should have balled out a little bit more.
Damaris
I mean, but, you know, it was sold out. Season ticket holders. They have those seats.
Rory
Season ticket holders.
Damaris
I mean, it's just the Dallas Mavericks. Luca, man.
Rory
No, I agree, but. Yeah. I didn't know you and DeAndre Jordan were that type. It threw me. Threw me off. Peach. Was it not weird?
Damaris
Why is that weird?
Mal
You know, mommy with the best.
Damaris
He's a regular guy, man. He's DeAndre. He's a basketball player. That's all. That's weirder than the halftime show. What?
Mal
Halftime?
Damaris
No, the halftime show is the weirdest. When the white. The cowboy came out with the whips. Yeah, Culture. Let y'all know where y'all at. Don't forget Texas, yo.
Rory
If you've ever just had, like, the white guilt just wash you down into your seat when you're sitting with all your black friends and the halftime show is whips and they're staring at you and you're just like, yeah, yeah, I'm Irish.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Wasn't us.
Damaris
We had nothing. We had nothing to do with it. They killed our leader. Like, they killed. They killed Bobby boy. They killed him, man.
Rory
And I mean, it was just because the section we were in, it was a little white.
Damaris
Yeah. I mean, it's.
Rory
You know, I'm just looking around. Everyone's very entertained. Like this was normal.
Damaris
Yeah, no, they've seen that guy. He's. He comes out every. Every month he's out. He's in one and a half time.
Rory
Acts like they didn't even let the players get off the court. Yet before they started whipping the hardwood.
Damaris
He has a residency with the Mavericks. He's there once a month. That's.
Rory
That's Mark Cuban. Just subtle reminder.
Damaris
Yeah, it's like, yo, keep. Keep things in check here, man. Yeah. Keep the players in check.
Rory
You think Luca was that white Guilt hit him, and that's why he was sent out of town. He brought up, yo, why do you have whips and chains as your halftime show?
Damaris
No, Luca showed last night that he didn't want to be a part of the Lakers. The way he was crying on the. Before the game. Did you see how Luca was crying? I knew it was going to be emotional, but I did not expect to see Luca crying like that. It's almost like he doesn't. He's mad that they let him go. It's like.
Rory
And I've also never seen, like, real emotion from him before.
Damaris
So.
Rory
Yeah, that was everywhere.
Damaris
I've seen emotion from not crying. Like, I didn't.
Rory
I've seen anger from him.
Damaris
Yeah. Like, that last night. It's a lot of questions. Like, I mean, he obviously had no idea or ever even thought he would not be a maverick for the rest of his career, But I didn't expect to see him crying. Like, I thought it would have been some type of, like, fuck y'all. I didn't even think he was gonna look at the tribute video. Like, that's what I thought. And then he proceeded to go out and give the Mavericks 45 points and absolutely kill him last night, which is what you're supposed to do.
Rory
All right, Next Tuesday is April 15th. Do you know the difference between Texas and California taxes?
Damaris
No.
Rory
Do you think that that was a reminder? Oh, him. And that's maybe why he was crying.
Damaris
Absolutely.
Rory
Take half my income here.
Damaris
Yeah. Yeah. That's probably spot on.
Rory
That's exactly why it's about to be April 15th. Like, it's. It's that time where.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Like, I find myself just tearing up in April pretty often.
Damaris
Oh, my God.
Rory
I told Lon. Don't tell me this year.
Damaris
It's crazy, man.
Rory
I sent Josh this that I saw yesterday. The mixtape Mount Rushmore that my mixtapes posted on Twitter. Gucci, Wayne, Currency, and future. His name is Curtis Jackson, and he deserves a lot more respect. The way people say, we have New York bias. The south has bias.
Damaris
Oh, yeah, Absolutely.
Rory
That might be worse than our New York.
Damaris
Everybody has bias.
Rory
I am not saying.
Damaris
Let's just stop acting like everybody, no matter where you're from, what part of the globe you're from, you have a bias to the city that you grew up in, to the region that you come from. That's just a natural thing, which is fine. Yeah.
Rory
But these four gentlemen have done a lot for mixtapes.
Damaris
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Rory
But to not have. Maybe they're saying that there should just be a whole different statue for 50 cent. Like, these guys can have their, you know, together, but Fifth will get his own mountain. Is that maybe what they're saying?
Damaris
I don't know. Because while 50 does have an amazing mixtape catalog, I think. I don't know. Maybe because he became such a. A big mainstream artist that they don't want to kind of put him on the mixtape. Mount Rushmore.
Rory
I'm not saying these guys wouldn't have done their mixtapes if it wasn't for 50 Cent. But what I'm saying is these guys wouldn't have done their mixtapes if it wasn't for 50 Cent.
Damaris
I understand it.
Mal
You dragging it. And the crazy thing is you bringing up 50 Cent like fabulous don't exist.
Damaris
Fab's another one who could be up there for sure.
Mal
Like, you. I'm like, you. You went to 50. Like, that's the first person I thought about. What that's missing is Fab.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
I'm not mad at Fab being on Mount Rushmore. I'm saying that the person that might.
Damaris
Have the greatest mixtape series.
Mal
I know, that's what. I'm just sitting up there like, what.
Damaris
Are we talking about? Might be the greatest mixtape artist. He might be like, I'm looking at Wayne. Wayne has an amazing mixtape catalog.
Rory
Wayne probably has the best one.
Damaris
I don't.
Mal
I think I'm going fast.
Damaris
We always have this. I don't know. Wayne has a better mixtape catalog.
Rory
I forgot. Now we're rehashing an argument we had during COVID and then we went to.
Damaris
I don't Prove it, bro. I don't know if Wayne does, man. I'm sorry.
Rory
He does.
Damaris
I'm sorry. I don't know that, man. He. Because Summertime Shootout is a mixtape series. Correct.
Rory
Incredible.
Mal
There is no competition. And soul tape. Soul tape alone is better than all these niggas mixtapes.
Damaris
I'm not going to lie. I don't know, man. I'm not.
Rory
You know, I did prove this. It's like documented. You could go on YouTube and go on the Internet and watch me and Maul have this debate in real time with music.
Damaris
He loved that performance. He really think he did his big one.
Rory
I did.
Mal
I didn't watch it. I wasn't really with y'all back then, though. I'm gonna look at it, though, all right?
Damaris
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mal
Please don't pull it up.
Rory
No, we can pull it up. Look at the comments.
Mal
Look at the comments.
Damaris
Look at the comments.
Mal
Who?
Rory
Four years ago. Jesus Christ. We're getting old.
Mal
This is actually very funny.
Rory
All right, let me. Let me see here. Because this is just a lot of Wayne fans in here. Someone said Mall's on Limewire is hilarious. Once Rory dropped something you forgot by Wayne Battle was over. This was impossible to ask. Shout out to Maul for trying.
Damaris
Fab has a better mixtape series.
Rory
Yeah, listen, if you guys. No.
Mal
And y'all know I love. I love Wayne. No, no. Ceilings is my favorite Wayne mixtape series.
Rory
Peach, drop this up for a clip. Leave me out of it, and just let them get cooked in the comments. This will just be one of those that we already know is gonna happen.
Mal
Okay. We have a. You know, we have a majority New York fan base, though, right?
Rory
That would also say that Wayne is the best mixtape artist of all time. Okay. And I don't even think it was. It's close. The drought series alone clears everything. Everything Drama and Wayne did is better than Wayne's album catalog.
Mal
For sure. It is.
Damaris
No, now, that's a fact. You're saying something right there. That's a fact.
Mal
Yo, Mar, been saying that.
Rory
First of all, I would say Faz mixtape catalog is better.
Mal
Way better than his albums, too.
Rory
There's a lot of artists that are that way, especially from that era. They were putting better on there. But I'm saying they wouldn't even approach those mixtapes the way they did if 50 didn't do it as an artist. At that point, Fab was on Clue tapes. Everyone's on was on DJs mixtapes. 50 did projects by himself. That was rapping on the hottest beats out the biggest records on the radio and remixing them. That's what all these four guys up here have done on mixtapes. And 50 was the one to do that first.
Damaris
You know what kills me with Rory? I stood next to him at a Wayne show at the Apollo.
Mal
Why you keep bringing this up?
Damaris
He was not amused, enthused, or whatever you want to say at all. He wasn't moved at all.
Mal
But that's not fair because I've been to a Summer Walker show, and I wasn't moved at all. But put that shit on in my car and I'm singing like till the cows come home. He just wasn't impressed by the performance. Doesn't mean that he wasn't impressed by the songs.
Damaris
No, it wasn't the performance. It was the set list. Cause he even said he was like, yeah, that set list was kind of. You said it after the show.
Mal
But Fab, like, for one of my biggest.
Rory
I didn't want to hear Prom Queen. Like, he picked songs I didn't care to hear.
Mal
That was my same complaint with Fabs. Fab's verses. I hated his set list. I hated his set list for his verses.
Damaris
What do you.
Rory
Oh, it went to Jada, the fucking king of verses. And I think. I mean, we knew going into that was a little unfair, just of everything that Kiss has with the locks. But yeah, Fab just. He picked bad records. Like, it was just like, why am.
Mal
I listening to Ball Drop? Get that out of here. What are we doing? But I don't know whether it was, you know, because at that time, they were probably dealing with licensing issues. When you're playing mixtape songs, you got all these other people that are credited on it. I don't think you can play that.
Damaris
It was licensing issues.
Rory
No, because a lot of. A lot of people didn't own their catalogs. I'm. I'm sure that came up eventually, but, no, I don't. I don't think it was that. I think Fab is just so used to, like, being booked for gigs at clubs, and that's the type of stuff they want to hear, and that's not what Versus wants. Like, I feel like that's also why Dipset lost. Like, yeah, they were going through that. This sounds like you're doing a club hosting right now. That's not what we're here for. Like, we're here for your real catalog. So that. That's why I think Fab up. So, all right, you guys would replace who for Fab on here?
Mal
I'm not saying south won't kill me.
Rory
They're all from the South.
Damaris
Me personally, just on what I listen to, I probably would take Gucci off and put Fab there. I listen to a lot of currency, listen to Future. But again, I'm from the East Coast. I'm from up north. So that's just my. My bias. My New York bias.
Rory
Yeah, you could. Even if we're just doing the south could slide Jeezy over there. I was more of a Jeezy fan than I was a Gucci fan. And I know all of our Southern listeners are going to kill me for that, but, I mean, we were just up here and we listen to Jeezy like, we relate to Gucci. We don't appreciate Gucci the way y'all do because we weren't there. Same way. Y'all probably don't appreciate Fab the way we do. But I'd put Jeezy's mixtapes over Gucci's, which I know is blasphemous to say if you're from Atlanta, but I.
Damaris
Another person that don't get their mixtape respect is Rick Ross.
Rory
You took the words out of my mouth.
Damaris
He don't get his mixtape respect.
Rory
He. Which. Which was the one.
Damaris
Albert Anastasia, Rick Ross mixtapes.
Rory
This is what we're doing today because everyone is tired and hungover. We're just gonna go through mixtape. Was it black market? Which. Which was the one that had, like, oh, Rich Forever. That's a classic album. Yeah, there's. There's not a skip on Rich Forever. Yeah, yeah.
Damaris
Ross don't get his mix. He don't get his mixtape credit.
Rory
He also did, like, the revolutionary. He made the mixtape the street record. Remember when, like, rappers would try the street record with mix show to see if it'd work as a single? All of Ross's, like, best records were on mixtapes, and then he put them on the album because they worked like it was testing the waters. I even feel like BMF was on a mixtape before it ended up on Teflon Don. That's what he would do. It would literally be an experiment. Like, the fans would pick the best records and be like, all right, I'll make three more. And that's an album, which is not a bad idea. It's a perfect idea.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Especially when, you know, the average consumer only really gets the album. They don't search for the mixtape. So to them, it was, like, the greatest hits at that point. Yeah, Raw should be up there.
Damaris
Definitely.
Rory
I'm still, still, still mad that y'all are not giving 50 as flowers for revolutionizing the mixtape.
Mal
Yeah, arms crossed.
Rory
Because if not, like, all right, though, I mean, it would just be DJ still.
Mal
That's all Rory over there pouting your arms crossed. This shit like you pissed off for real.
Damaris
No Warrior.
Rory
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You mean the bean bag chair? Aren are we getting a mini fridge?
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Our episode of Don't Know Ball is available now. Danny Green stopped. Well, he zoomed in and kicked it with us for a few. Had a good conversation with him. He said some controversial things that I kind of didn't. I felt bad too. I forgot he was on that bubble team. I was like, I don't respect that bubble ring. And he's like, well, you know, it was the hardest one. I was like, oh shit, I forgot you were on that team. But Shout out to Danny Green.
Rory
Did Eddie text you yet about the KD comments?
Damaris
No, no, no, nobody text me yet.
Rory
Because, you know, you know, Boardroom over there, they have their notifications on.
Damaris
No, I mean, but I listen, I understand what Danny Green was saying. I mean, Kevin Durant is a, you know, 611 point guard, but it's like.
Rory
You know, he's 50 cent of mixtapes and you changed the game.
Damaris
But better than Steph? Nah, that's a stretch.
Rory
I was never mad at your ticket putting Steph Adrian top five.
Damaris
Steph is my top five.
Rory
I fully, fully, fully.
Damaris
And I like the fact that Shaq makes it a point every week when he's on TNT to point out that when you start having the goat conversations, people need to start mentioning Steph Curry a little more. So the fact that Shaq cause I have Shaq in my top five all time as well. So the fact that Shaq is saying it makes me feel better about my.
Rory
Yeah, don't know. Ball has actually helped within my, my family because anytime, like, you know, we'll sell at the Barclays. I Don't get a text from mom or dad.
Damaris
No, they don't understand.
Rory
I had a top 10 album on Spotify first week just be by Lil Durk, you know, doesn't mean a.
Damaris
Means nothing.
Rory
But when Dan Patrick mentions our name this morning.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
My dad finally felt like. Like he raised a man.
Damaris
You did something. You did something.
Rory
Like, finally I got the approval from my father because Dan Patrick didn't quote me. Quoted Victor Cruz on our podcast. That's what it takes.
Damaris
But you made it. You're a man now. Cause Dan Patrick knows who you are. Yeah.
Rory
Finally I can talk about you at Thanksgiving.
Damaris
Thank you, Dan Patrick, for the mention this morning on your platform. Somebody that obviously Rory and myself have watched and supported at some point or another. So that was dope to have Dan Patrick mention I don't know, Ball, episode with our homie Victor Cruz.
Rory
My dad referred to him as Dan, which I thought was funny.
Damaris
Your dad what?
Rory
Said Dan? Like you don't know.
Damaris
Don't say you don't say Patrick. Say.
Rory
You say Dan Patrick.
Damaris
Yeah, that's all. You watch 100 episodes, call him by your first name.
Rory
Dad. You don't know him. Say the full name.
Damaris
No, Dan.
Rory
No, no. Dan was talking about y'all today.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Oh, but, yeah, that. That was great. Do we need to get in? Since we're on sports, should we get into this Zion? Who? Who? Zion's og can we get them on? Don't know. Ball. Can we get, like, an uncle of. Of Zion on our.
Damaris
I just.
Rory
Somebody needs to show him how to pick women.
Damaris
It's not about showing somebody how to pick women. It's showing somebody how to pick themselves and value themselves more. Like, when you have access to this type of money, the faucet is running. You piss on $50,000, you don't give a fuck about 50 grand. When you making 50 million, like, you don't. It means nothing to you. So you have these young guys making this money, and, you know, life is just their fucking playland. They don't. Nothing means nothing. Like, you get pregnant. Cool. You want to keep it cool. Whatever. I don't care. Just. Here, take this 1.8 and leave me alone.
Rory
You know, when you play like our current goat.
Damaris
I'm just saying, when you playing with that type of money and that access, it means nothing. So you're going to have stories of Zion who, you know, had a baby with porn star who.
Rory
Oh, they did have a baby. I think I got, like, really tired. That was one of those that I was starting to get on the. Like. Yeah, I followed it in the beginning when it was funny, and then it just got weird.
Damaris
Oh, okay. Well, let me. I don't want to put no baby on Z. Maybe he didn't have a baby with her, but I think the fact that he was even in communication with that one.
Rory
I'm sure at one point. What was her name?
Damaris
Mariah Mills.
Rory
Yeah, at one point, I'm sure she said she was pregnant because she said a lot of things. Yeah, but we should shoot him some bail here. This was a stalker. No, like, this wasn't knowing him. Yeah, that's probably his girl for real.
Mal
That's the baby mother.
Rory
Wait, you can have alleged stalker instead of baby mother as a term. Men are winning in 2020.
Damaris
Well, no. Zion Williams, alleged stalker, Akeema Love, reportedly assaulted a romantic rival. I love that it's a romantic rival. It's like the warriors and the Lakers.
Mal
That's what we call him. The other bitch.
Damaris
Yeah, she's just a romantic rival. You is that. You love her? This is a romantic rival. Like, no, I don't love her.
Rory
And don't you love, like, rivalry week? Like, that's always such a cool man.
Damaris
This is Duke. Unc in my house. That's all this is. I went to Duke, she went to Unc. That's all it is. Romantic rival inside his home, hitting her with keys, tearing off her nails.
Rory
This is. It's a tailgate at Alabama, Auburn. That's all it is.
Damaris
Count your days is going to be your head next when I drop this baby. She also allegedly egged Zion's house.
Rory
Eggs are expensive. That's dedication.
Damaris
Yeah, but when you. Zion, that money's nothing. She faces three counts of home invasion, aggravated burglary, and stalking, and her bond was set at 50,000.
Mal
Can you stalk your baby daddy, though? Like, if that's your baby daddy. Can you. Is it.
Rory
Technically, I think we have this wrong, guys, because I would love to be able to use the term stalker instead of baby mother, but I. I don't think that's his baby mother. I think that's a stalker.
Mal
That's his baby mother. That's his daughter's mother.
Rory
You can't stalk the father of your child.
Damaris
You can. Yes, you can.
Rory
How?
Damaris
If I have a.
Rory
That's called parenting.
Damaris
If I have a restraining order on you, yes, you can.
Mal
That's his daughter's mother.
Damaris
Yes, absolutely. If you cannot come near me in my house.
Rory
Yeah, Zion. I thought he had the worst PR team on Earth, but I take it back. Maybe he Got rid of that team and hired a new one. That's how they ordered that.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
And it's crazy, because I'm looking at all of the. The news headlines, they all say, like, his alleged stalker, which is so crazy.
Rory
Oh, we need that PR team. Yeah. Ask Volume who's doing Zion's pr. That's. That's what we need now. We'll beat all these Pepsi and fishing tank allegations immediately with the right PR team.
Damaris
His former lover hit his woman, so they let you know. His former lover hit his woman with keys tearing off her nails and threatened her even though she has his child. It's his former lover.
Rory
Where was Mariah during all this?
Damaris
Hopefully in a mental institute somewhere. Hopefully.
Rory
Or maybe on camera.
Damaris
Oh, God, no.
Rory
No. It wasn't one of yours. Yeah, I was never really a. I scrolled past that for you tab with her back.
Damaris
It's not for me.
Rory
Yeah, I mean, I get it, but that's a type.
Damaris
Oh, no. God, no.
Rory
Yeah, it.
Damaris
I don't know.
Rory
The way those cheeks, it looked like it stinks.
Mal
Oh, okay.
Rory
Her butt. I'm not.
Mal
I know.
Rory
I understand. Vaginal health is important. I'm not, you know, shaming her. I just. But I. I.
Damaris
Vaginal?
Rory
Is that not a word?
Mal
Vaginal.
Rory
Baby, it's okay.
Damaris
See? It's okay.
Rory
You guys are under the spell of the bricks.
Damaris
I blame.
Rory
Since when do we have to do it? Like, we could. We could set the standard for English.
Damaris
I blame the New York.
Rory
No.
Mal
Well, you're not from England, so.
Damaris
No, it's not your fault. It's the New York school system. It's not your fault.
Rory
What was your region score that wasn't on Reach?
Damaris
I got accepted.
Rory
Vagina heart.
Damaris
That's all I know. I don't remember my score, but I got accepted the Sacred Heart.
Rory
Did you really?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Did you have to write an essay when you did your applications?
Damaris
No, I just. I think we took the SAT and the regents some, and I just got accepted. I don't know.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
I don't think we had to write an essay, though. Just had to take a test. Like a state test?
Rory
Yeah, once. Once St. Peter's accepted me and said they were going to pay for. My mom was like, you should weigh your options. I was like, I'm not writing another essay. I'm not filling out another college application. Like, that was so tedious and annoying.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
And then to come to find out, like, I got to college, I was like, oh, no, my parents did that. I was like, let's switch. Why do I want to come to your university. I don't know. I'm 18 and know nothing about to.
Damaris
Get out the house.
Mal
Like, that's why you gotta know how to finesse. You gotta write some bullshit. You gotta write about your hardships and how you've overcome them and how you can see yourself making the student body proud and becoming an alumni and all of that shit.
Damaris
You're an asset to the campus. Yeah, just lie a bunch of.
Mal
Yeah, a bunch of.
Rory
I've never seen an asset.
Mal
I quite literally was a menace to the campus. But no, for sure. Asset. For sure.
Damaris
Yeah. Once you win it, I'm in.
Rory
I mean, I made it entertaining. Everyone was like, yo, you heard what Rory did yesterday?
Damaris
So, like, that was something to talk about.
Rory
Yeah. Like, I helped out with the social aspect, I would say, but I would have loved to see what mall would be like at Sacred Heart University. That's in Connecticut.
Damaris
No, that was. I was talking about high school. Oh, a college. I never cared about college.
Rory
There's a Sacred Heart University, right? Yes. I thought you were saying after sats and regions, you got accepted to that. No, but you had dreams of singing with Vanessa Williams.
Damaris
You weren't had dreams of hitting a big bright light.
Rory
Yeah, dreams of R B Still.
Mal
Can y'all imagine more if you would have been podcasting back when you were 20, 23?
Damaris
Oh, no. Hell no. That I thought and felt to when I was 20 years old on mike and camera. There's no way.
Rory
And welcome to my life.
Mal
There's no way Rory said, welcome to my life.
Damaris
There's no way.
Rory
Maybe posting from 2015. I'm like, what's wrong with this kid? Yeah, someone guide him. Yeah, someone help.
Damaris
But it is fun, though. It is kind of, like, interesting to be able to watch that, though. Like, to watch how you felt and how you actually thought.
Rory
In theory, yes, that sounds. You know, I mean, but not when you're actually listening back to it and then have to stand on it. And like. Yeah, no, I did say that.
Damaris
And then be like a father now. Like, it has to be crazy.
Rory
Damn.
Mal
Well, you. You were.
Rory
And like, I mean, it. Yeah.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
I was 24 on the first episode I ever did.
Mal
Wow.
Rory
24 years old. Yeah. Fucking nuts. But. And I was also, of course, there was a bigger story here, and I'm happy that I can pay my bills with this, but I was just giving up stupid opinions for free back then. Yeah, like, that's the other thing when I'm listening. Like, you were leaving your job on your lunch break.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
To go do.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
To just spew ignorance that will be all over the Internet for the rest of eternity.
Damaris
Legend, though, for free. You're a legend. You're a legend. Don't let nobody else tell you anything different. You're a legend.
Rory
Tell the volume. I am overcharging for what they did to the Cokers. I'm just gonna make that very clear. Put. I put in pain for this.
Damaris
Absolutely.
Rory
Like, I'm a drill artist for real with this podcast. Live my rhymes the whole time.
Damaris
I don't know if you lived your rhyme, but you. You had a couple rhymes. You spit a couple bars.
Rory
You had a couple.
Damaris
You had a couple.
Rory
I don't know if you lived it.
Damaris
I don't. Yeah, I don't know if you lived it, but you. You spit some.
Mal
Over the years, for sure, you've gotten bolder with your. You might not say the same type of stupid, but you've gotten bolder with, like, your podcasting. Because I remember back when you first started podcasting, I could hear when the clips, like, the cuts were like. I can hear when Rory was like.
Rory
Yeah, that's because I was editing it. No, I'm saying they weren't smooth transitions.
Mal
No, it's not about that. I'm just saying I. I knew when you were taking something out because you said something that you didn't want to say. Now you understand on your. You don't care. You don't really care who. Feelings get hurt.
Rory
Oh, no, not at all. I'm. I'm fine with that. That used to suck back in the day because we had an engineer that was doing this for free, so we couldn't really send edits. So I would go, and what's the video version of GarageBand that just comes with the Mac imovie?
Mal
Oh, God.
Rory
Or. No, I was doing GarageBand and I would have to edit it because we weren't paying anyone.
Damaris
And.
Rory
Yeah, it was. It was trash because everyone kept wanting every last bit out, and I'm like, I'm teaching myself on YouTube how to do this.
Damaris
Did I see you was in the spaces the other day?
Rory
Probably. Why?
Damaris
I just thought about it.
Rory
Oh, okay.
Damaris
No, I just. I didn't listen to it, but I think I saw something that came up on my timeline. Rory was in the spaces, and I meant to listen to it.
Rory
Yeah, it was on. I was headed to the airport. It was Monday. Yeah, Monday after we recorded. I was killing time with Danny and Rocky, and matter of fact, we. I think we were arguing about 50 Cent and mixtapes now that I think about it. Yeah. And Lloyd Banks.
Damaris
Okay, what's.
Rory
What's. What's your anti spaces thing?
Damaris
Me?
Rory
Yeah. I mean, you've been up there before, but.
Damaris
Yeah, but I mean, I just. I don't know.
Rory
I was giving away the game for free.
Damaris
No, not that. I mean, I talk. I just. I talk for a living. I'm on camera for a living. So when I'm. When I don't have to be here in the studio, I don't really feel like talking much. Like, on a platform, I guess, publicly, you know, in home amongst friends and, you know, private circles. Yeah, but I don't want to be on my phone talking. And then, you know, now they record the spaces and then clip it and then YouTube and then it's just like, all right, man, this is more of me out here saying I'm just like, I don't care to have myself and my thoughts, like, flooded on people's time's line. Like timelines like this. Like, it's okay to kind of step back and let other people talk and give their opinions.
Rory
I don't know if it's a narcissistic that my own name would be in my algorithms, but there was one of those, like, YouTube channels last week that does, like, the reactionary shit to spaces and podcasting. Not the Danny one. It was a different one. And I saw the headline and I was like, oh, fuck, did I say that? And then I clicked the video and I didn't say anything that was in the headline. I was like, why do I continue to click the shit? I was like, wait, did I say that?
Damaris
I mean, shout out to the people that, you know, they. They get in the spaces and, you know, have their talks and things like that. Like, I'm not mad at it, but for me, a lot of those people don't really do that for a living.
Mal
Yeah, right. Well, people who do it for a living and they don't really get a chance to talk on their own podcast. They like background members and shit.
Damaris
But, yeah, I. Yeah, like, I don't. So I think that's reserved for them. You know, let people that don't do this every day for the last 12 years, let them. Let them have that.
Rory
I mean, I. I hear that, but it is. It is important to what we do.
Mal
So why do you. That's why I don't mind that I always. You always say that you, like, no, this is important. I want to know why you think that.
Rory
Because there's communities within spaces, Reddit, whatever platform you want to say the more you're involved in that, the more that community is attached to what you're doing.
Damaris
Like, is there such thing as being too attached to what you're doing?
Rory
Sure. That's what a stand is.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
Eminem has a five minute song about it.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
No one has sent me a cup of their blood yet in the mail, but I mean, yeah, it's important for people to grow communities with the podcast that you're doing. And talking to them every now and then is important.
Damaris
Yeah, it makes it feel more part of.
Rory
Of the process. And it's cool to talk to people that do obsess in a healthy way. So I'm not saying in a bad way obsess over your show.
Damaris
No, no, I'm not. I'm not mad at it.
Rory
It's a good way to get, like, constructive criticism as well. Not. Not just because there's always gonna be hate shit no matter what. But a lot of people are really just engaging with you to give healthy feedback, even if it feels negative. They're doing it for the betterment of the show because they feel like they're a part of the shit.
Damaris
Yeah, no, I think that it has its. Its purpose in it. You know, it's helpful. And like I said, I've jumped in a few spaces and had some conversations. It's just. That's not something that I think that I would want to continue doing all the time. Like, maybe every now and then, if it's something really worth talking about and, you know, it's a good conversation happening, I'll jump in and, you know, listen. And then if people want me to speak, I'll speak, but I don't. That's not something that I want to do like weekly or every other week. Like, I just don't want to do that. I have my platform. I'll speak here. I love, you know, people's feedback and hearing what people have to say, but I just don't think that I always need to be responding and saying something. I could listen to a balance. Okay, yeah. You know, let me know what you think, what you feel like. Cool, great. I don't think that I need to respond all the time.
Rory
I mean, Damaris being there anonymously, just.
Mal
Like me every once in a while, I only go.
Damaris
I'm.
Mal
I'm extremely narcissistic. I only go into ones where I think they might be mentioning me. Then if I feel like it's some where somebody gonna bring my name up, then I'll go listen anonymously because it be podcasters in there, too. And I'd be like, a lot of y'all be smiling in my face, but kikiing about that. Ain't that funny. So I be going in there just to see who really riding who and who hiding. But other than that, riding who hiding? Yeah, you riding as you hitting anonymous.
Rory
You hiding.
Mal
Yeah, for sure. But I've been in some. I've been in some before, and I. You know, I agree with Rory. It was nice connecting with the listeners and things like that, but the way that it's now become a thing where people now clip it up and make it clickbaity and all of that, number one, that's annoying. And number two, now I feel like I'm podcasting for free. I'm giving you free content when I already come on here and give you free content, except I'm paid to do it, but I give you free content. You already have enough free content in me, and now I'm gonna go on when I'm at home, like Mal said, and give you more free content for you to monetize off of. When I actually do this for a living. Absolutely.
Rory
That's the mixtape, though. It's all full circle. It's promotional. Sometimes you just have to give them the mixtape for free so they keep coming back for the album.
Mal
When the last time Jay Z released a mixtape?
Rory
S. Carter series? I don't know, 2000? 2000?
Mal
Yeah. 40 years deep in this. I don't need to release no mixtapes. Yo, I'm cool. Listen to the main product. Listen to 444.
Damaris
All right, can you answer my question from earlier?
Rory
You really think you ate on that take? And it wasn't even, like, close to what we were like. Yeah, Like, I just had to sit.
Damaris
And, like, I had to let you.
Rory
Figure out that that take was not good.
Damaris
That sounds good. That's some flash you just got.
Rory
It made no sense.
Damaris
You got your off. I want to know what you was doing last night. I ain't never seen you with a Stanley cup full of water.
Rory
Like, don't do that.
Mal
I drink water every episode.
Damaris
That's not what I said. I said, I have never seen you with a Stanley cup full of water, is what I said.
Mal
It's tap, too.
Damaris
Yeah, cuz see that? He down bad. You down. You down all the way to the bottom.
Rory
When I walked in, I drank out of the sink because we our. I thought our shit wasn't working.
Damaris
I know you down. How that. Did you shower today, like. Cause sometimes you be down. That Bad where you just get up and got to go to work. No shower.
Rory
This morning when I woke up, I. I sat in the shower. You ever sit in the shower?
Damaris
Oh, yeah.
Rory
It was one of those, like. Like the coldest water that wasn't affecting me either. I was trying to make it colder just sitting like this.
Damaris
Sat in a cold shower.
Rory
Yeah. Trying to get back. Back to. Back to zero.
Mal
Back to life.
Damaris
Why do y'all do this to yourselves?
Rory
That's fun.
Damaris
No, it's not. There's nothing fun about it.
Mal
It's not fun. No, Mom, I'm not gonna hold you. He crazy. I literally, when I woke up this morning, I said, I'm not with Rory. If Rory called my phone about any. But anything that's not podcast related, I'm not answering the phone.
Rory
Bro, you didn't even go crazy.
Damaris
She. She. She's. She didn't even wash her ass today because.
Mal
Oh, I never said that.
Damaris
Oh, my bad. I thought. I thought that. You with me. My. Like, she's down. She's hurting right now.
Mal
I'm hurt.
Rory
We'll tell this full story on Patreon. But, Mo, all we did last night was eat good food, met a podcast fan, and hung out with Dream Bill. That was really the night.
Damaris
Oh, that ain't nothing too crazy.
Mal
Okay, where we met the podcast fan at Rory.
Rory
They'll find that out. Www.patreon.com like, that's what I thought. No, there's definitely some layers to the story, but it could have got. It could have been a crazy night. To me, it wasn't.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
It was just, you know, too much alcohol for adults. That's all. We can't operate this way anymore. Yeah, I really do need to give Maul his. His pod flowers today, though. Talk about that for. For months of trying to give each other flowers, but we do, in a condescending way, and we never truly give the flowers that are deserved to each other. Mall has.
Damaris
Come on. More. More.
Rory
An amazing talent at pissing people off.
Damaris
More. Give me more.
Rory
I have not seen a podcaster, at least in our genre, space, demographic, whatever you want to call it. You might be like the Alex Jones of podcasting. Like, you will find a way to say something so simple that will piss the entire world off. Like your. Your Pepsi take is. That's your Sandy Hook.
Damaris
That is. First of all, that's crazy trying to parlay that together.
Rory
I've never even seen Peach rub his face like that. If I offended Peach, that something's wr.
Damaris
Yeah, that's. That's Leave it. That is wild. But okay, I see where you going with it.
Rory
If you bring it up, you get sued for a trillion dollars. I don't have that.
Damaris
So listen, you're not getting luck getting it.
Rory
There's not. There's nothing here.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
But based off your juice take, which I. It's weird the way we put together episodes. We won't lie to the listeners the way other podcasters do. Yes. There's times when we talk about subjects that we know are going to get clicks. We know how. This is the game. You have found a way to take the most evergreen topics and make them our most viral moments.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
During the year anniversary of what I thought was the most viral moments of our podcast, you decided that people can't drink juice in the morning and pissed off a nation. Then you didn't stop just there. You weren't done yet. The work was not done.
Damaris
Work is never done.
Rory
You decided to offend an American institution.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Named Pepsi.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
And piss off the other half of the country. The Facebook servers are in disarray now.
Damaris
Why?
Rory
Because you decided that people can't have fish tanks or drink Pepsi in the morning.
Damaris
It's not.
Rory
Mark Zuckerberg has never had to pivot the way that he has had to pivot in the last few months based off your takes of how people live their lives.
Damaris
Okay. Did I say people can't have fish tanks? I never said that. I said people don't have fish tanks.
Mal
But people do have fish tanks.
Rory
Who?
Damaris
Damaris. When's the last time you went to somebody's house and they had a fish tank?
Rory
Yo. Some. Somebody.
Damaris
Anybody in this room. Tell me the last time somebody clearly.
Rory
Google imaged fish tanks and then posted them on their IG story and added all of us with angry emojis trying to say this not fly. Yeah.
Damaris
Who?
Mal
It's. We're not the right demographic because a lot of our people.
Damaris
Like Damaris.
Mal
Because Aquaman fans people was on your ass and they said because y'all live in New York in them little ass apartments, you don't have room for big fish tanks, but we do.
Damaris
They got my apartment up, first of all. But go ahead.
Mal
Do you have to talk your. Hey, I'm not.
Damaris
I'm not talking. They got my apartment up again.
Mal
But a lot of people in New York got rid of their fish tanks. The moment. Like they fake one out of style. Because, yeah, we ain't really got that room for that extra. But other people still do have.
Damaris
People don't have time. But people could Barely feed themselves. They're going to leave the club. I have to go home and feed my fish.
Mal
They do. And then you said, who drinks Pepsi anymore? Like, Pepsi isn't like the highest selling soft drink in America.
Damaris
Middle America's obese. And people want the doctor to shake their feet in their hand like dice. Like people want their feet to fall off. People don't understand why when they sit down on the toilet, their legs go numb and they fucking. You can't feel their feet. And when they stand up and feel like diamonds are inside their legs. You drinking Pepsi every day.
Rory
I learned so much about humanity based off your takes. I had a frat brother who I had not spoken to and God knows how many years. Because he texted me and said, is this Rory? Is this still your number? Question mark? I said, yeah, what's up, man? He said, has Mal ever had cherry Pepsi? He didn't text me when my daughter was born.
Damaris
He wants to know.
Rory
He had to ask, is this still your number?
Damaris
Listen.
Rory
And then followed up with, has mall had cherry Pepsi?
Damaris
I've had cherry.
Rory
How are you?
Damaris
I used to love cherry Pepsi with Haagen Dazs. Vanilla ice cream. Make a soda float. Just be my. But when you start to get how much sugar is in Pepsi, bro, that you can. You are not. We are. We are not supposed to be drinking.
Mal
That I agree. But you have to understand that we live in America and you pissing off, like our fan base. For real. They feel like you judging.
Damaris
No, I'm trying to help our fan base be here for the long run and support us continuously. I don't want you niggas losing limbs and losing toes. And then you can't come to a show. And then when you come to the show, you gotta come here with an air cast on your foot. Cause you just had to get six toes amputated. Because you drink Pepsi every day. I'm trying to help our listeners.
Mal
Yeah, I am.
Damaris
There's 70 grams in this one bottle.
Rory
And that's 140 of the daily meal.
Damaris
You'Re supposed to have. Sure.
Rory
As a form.
Damaris
How many of those do you drink a day? One or two. You don't drink one Pepsi a day?
Rory
Josh, don't play with us. We spent a lot of time together.
Damaris
Josh, don't piss me off in here. You do not drink one Pepsi a day.
Mal
You go through lying when they say one or two.
Damaris
And when they gotta break down, how much is in one bottle? It's 70. Here, Josh, you drink at least three Pepsis a day. At least this is the morning. This might be your second Pepsi of.
Rory
The day, which has what, 120 grams of sugar?
Damaris
120. So you already passed your daily sugar limit, and you still going. This is what I'm saying. As.
Rory
As a.
Damaris
They gonna shake Josh. Feet in the hand like dice.
Rory
No, he's. He looks like type 2 diabetes for me.
Damaris
I'm just trying to help and so.
Rory
I can make that joke. My mom is type one.
Mal
That high fructose corn syrup gonna tear.
Damaris
It'll kill you. It'll take you out to the upper room. They going, so I wasn't trying to kill our fan base. I was trying to help our fan base and say, we not still there, are we? We're not still doing those things.
Mal
No. You know what? The people who really kill me, because the what. What you said was, who the fuck drinks Pepsi? When you really meant was, y'all don't need to be drinking Pepsi. You know that. There's people who drink Pepsi.
Damaris
Yeah, but I just think you know what it is, Damaris. I just feel like we have so much information now, and we have so much access now. Some of my favorite accounts I follow on Instagram are, you know, some of these cooks, these chefs, vegan chefs that are making amazing. I'm like, damn, this is fire to see people make these dishes. One girl, she lives in Puerto Rico, can't wait to meet her. She says she wanted lobster. You know what she did to marriage? She went on a boat and dove into the coral reef and caught her own lobster and cooked it. I thought that was the most gangster I've ever seen in my life. She dove down a coral reef and grabbed a lobster and cooked it.
Mal
Yeah, but if you.
Damaris
I mean, we have that type of going on, and you are still chugging Pepsi.
Mal
Well, you know that sugar is an addiction, right?
Damaris
Of course it is. It's easier to fucking quit dope than it is to quit sugar.
Mal
Exactly. So when you've been fed sugar and they sneak sugar and shit that you don't even know sugar is in. In the American diet. People have an addiction to sugar.
Rory
Sugar is like plastic. This shit is just in the air. We're breathing it at every moment.
Damaris
Yeah, but my thing is, if we know this shit is killing, we don't watch big mama lose her feet. We done watch watch middle mama lose her feet. We done watch little mama lose her toes. And what do all three of them have in common in their fridge? A 3 liter of Pepsi. Stop drinking that, man. You can't feel nothing. You just numb your limbs as numb as a motherfucker. You can't even your arms, legs bend any which way. Your bones, your cartilage is going.
Rory
Oh, yeah.
Damaris
All right, listen, man, I'm just.
Rory
No, but someone like Josh, I think it's okay, though, because he doesn't have any other vice. Like, you're saying big mom, middle mom. Like, it's not just so. It's a lot. It's the diet.
Damaris
If Josh was just shooting dope and had no other vice, would you say that?
Rory
I just watched him pay 15 for a slice of pizza yesterday. So Josh does have some problems. I just want to make that clear.
Damaris
That's all I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to help our community.
Rory
He walked in confidently and said, I paid $15 for this life.
Damaris
Listen, I don't want the Facebook service to be mad at me. I'm not throwing shots at any of y'all. I'm just saying, let's make healthier decisions.
Rory
Look at where podcasting has come. Mall has to clean up his Pepsi take.
Damaris
I'm just saying, bro, because they think I'm trying to attack them.
Mal
Was like. The niggas was like, fuck you mean? Who drinks Pepsi? You telling me n is out here drinking Coke? And I was just dying laughing. I'm like, oh, y'all miss. It went way over y'all head.
Damaris
This is what I'm saying.
Mal
Like, nobody out here drinking Coke out of here.
Damaris
I'm like, yo, this is what.
Mal
But I think a lot of it has to do with that. You have access to money. You have access to a different lifestyle than most people, and you have a little bit more of an awareness of things, and you live in a bigger city where we have more access to things here in New York City. Right? So me and Josh are right here.
Damaris
In the city outside of.
Rory
Outside of Flint. Like, who doesn't have access to water in America?
Mal
We're not talking about water. It's not. It's not about that. It's about, like, there's things called food deserts where people can't get, like, healthy groceries. Like, they just have corner. They're surrounded by corner stores. They don't have Whole Foods and stuff here.
Rory
What are you talking about?
Mal
Yes, but. But this is New York City. You can take a train and get wherever the you need to go. If you want to get to a Whole Foods or Wegmans, you can get to one in New York City.
Rory
You know how expensive the Amish Martin Market is in New York City?
Mal
Like, yes, but you have access to it, period. New York City, New York City, Louisiana. Like, these places have access to healthy food. We walk more. We have a little bit of a healthier lifestyle. You have to understand that we have fans that are in smaller towns, so they don't know nothing but, but soda and like that and pizza and fast food, because that's the place you got that soda from.
Damaris
You can get, you can get something healthier. It's healthy options in that same store. That's what I'm saying. And I'm not trying to be a health snob and I'm not the healthiest guy, but I do try to make healthier decisions. And I just think Pepsi is the, the first thing you can stop drinking. That's like the first thing you're like, I'm not drinking that no more. When I saw a melt ice on his car with a bottle of Pepsi, I don't think we should be putting that in our body.
Rory
That was one of the first viral videos.
Damaris
Simple decision to make. I thought for me, that was a simple decision. Like, wait, that did what? I'm cool. I'm not, I'm not drinking that. I'm just saying make. Make better decisions, man. Because then you wonder why heart attack and high blood pressure and all that. Look what y'all doing? Y'all still drinking that. It's, it's a whole array of shit on this, on the shelves. We could drink now. Like, you can go to a store and find plenty of things to drink. Like, okay, this is dope. I like this. But some people, like you said, they're just addicted to that because that's all they know. Try something else. That's all I'm saying. Try something else. Get away from Pepsi, Put the Pepsi down, maybe go to another type of soda.
Mal
Well, you're introducing, you're introducing that conversation into them because a lot of people are not having these conversations. They mama drink Pepsi, they grandmamma them drink Pepsi. They've been raised on that. They don't know anything else. So yeah, when their favorite podcaster attacks it, they're like, fuck you mean? Everybody I know drink Pepsi? And it's like.
Damaris
And everybody, you know, gotta call you to get the remote from the other room. They can't get off the couch because they can't feel their feet. I'm trying to help feel their feet.
Rory
They open their iPhone and called you in two rooms over. Look at the.
Damaris
I'm giving you the large picture. I'm trying to give you the bigger picture. Here is what I'M saying. I'm not attacking nobody. Y'all know me. I'm not attacking.
Rory
Not trying to break the bond. I'm just trying to break the cycle.
Damaris
I'm trying to break the cycle, man. Your father don't have feet. Like, I don't want you to not have funny. I'm just saying. That's all I'm trying to do here. I want you to have your feet so you can come to our show, is what I'm doing. I want you to have your feet so you can go get our merch. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what I want you to have your feet for, man. I'm trying to protect feet at all costs.
Rory
Yeah, that don't play your mind.
Damaris
Your daddy ain't got feet. Your mama got four toes. You on your way. What y'all doing? Pepsi. Every night? Yeah, every night is Pepsi on the table. Y'all don't think y'all should take that off the table at some point. That's all I'm saying, man. So shout out to the listeners. I'm sorry if I offended any, y'all. Wasn't my intent. I'm just trying to save your feet. Save your fingers, you know, and unbig some backs along the way, man. That's all.
Mal
Well, shout out to all my real. Who drink sparkling water all day. But, like, when they order, like, some type of pizza and wings, once every six months, they order Pepsi with it. Them the real ones right there.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Everything in moderation. I'm not. Everything in moderation. That's all I'm saying, Josh. Everything in moderation. That's all.
Rory
He only has four options of the things that he eats.
Damaris
No, he doesn't. He lives in New York.
Rory
He has a whole period.
Mal
He has sensory issues. Don't make fun of Josh.
Damaris
Josh. You're autistic.
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
Oh, my God. You said he has sensory issues. I thought he was. He was autistic. Oh, my bad. Yo. Okay, all right. My bad. I'm sorry.
Rory
Leave all of this. I'm just saying.
Damaris
My bad.
Rory
I don't even know.
Damaris
My bad, Josh. That's my man. I ain't wanna. Yeah, my bad. That's my guy.
Rory
Now he your man.
Damaris
That's my man. That's my guy. That's my guy.
Rory
You don't even know about his issues. That's not you.
Damaris
I didn't know he was sensory. What is it?
Mal
He's. He has sensory issues. Like food, texture wise. He has sensory issues.
Damaris
We all do. I hate certain Textures of food. I. I can't eat, like, hot and cold food. Like, I can't eat something hot and then eat a cold salad. I'll throw it.
Mal
You bugging.
Rory
You.
Mal
You tell. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Damaris
That's not.
Rory
No.
Damaris
Oh, I thought.
Mal
You're telling me you can't have the baked beans with the cold macaroni salad?
Damaris
No.
Mal
Oh, you.
Damaris
What type of slave slob is that?
Mal
I would never even cook out food.
Damaris
What you mean if we want to get to the cookout? If we want to get to the origin when the cookout started? Slave slop. That's your slave slot.
Mal
All right, well, one thing you could come at them about, they juice in the morning and Pepsi. You ain't coming at me about cookout food. That's why I put my foot down.
Damaris
And I can't do hot and cold tech. I can't do that. That makes me. I literally will throw up.
Mal
You can't eat. So you don't eat Chicken Caesar. Chicken Caesar salads.
Damaris
I was never. A big chicken Caesar salad, though. I don't like that. Creamy. I don't like that type of.
Rory
Here's the fence, though. I hate when they put hot ass chicken on my.
Mal
Oh, see, you bugging. That's the best. I love it.
Damaris
That makes my. I will throw. I will literally throw up if you do that. A hot piece of chicken on a cold salad, I will throw up.
Rory
You never had, like, cold potato salad with hot food.
Damaris
Now I eat the potato salad last, so.
Rory
Really? All right, wait. So what's your order? Where are we starting?
Damaris
What's the. What's the plate?
Rory
A stereotypical barbecue plate.
Damaris
Watch your mouth. Big Mac. We go. We break the Mac first.
Rory
Yeah, the racist one.
Damaris
Make sure it's hot all the way through because sometimes it'll be hot on the top and in the middle it's cold. Can't do that.
Rory
Facts.
Damaris
So then you go to whatever the protein is. Chicken, whatever. Get some of that. Maybe some yams or something.
Mal
That's not cookout food.
Damaris
Yams is not cookout.
Mal
No, yams is Thanksgiving. That ain't cookout. Who making some yams in the summertime?
Rory
I went to the park and there was yams. I would be. What the fuck's going on over there?
Damaris
You wouldn't be happy to be there.
Rory
I would love some yams at the park. It's never happened to me. It's never been part of the plate.
Damaris
Oh, yeah.
Mal
Spaghetti salad, macaroni salad, baked beans, whatever meat. So whether it's grilled chicken, grilled fish.
Damaris
You gotta have some rice and peas. Something.
Mal
Rice. Well, you.
Damaris
You.
Mal
You Spanish, so. Yes, rice and peas.
Damaris
Yeah. Come on.
Mal
But not no fucking yams.
Damaris
You giving me too many salads.
Mal
I'm not eating no yams next to no hot dog that wild as. I'm not going to hold.
Damaris
Well, I'm not eating no hot yam.
Rory
Sitting in the sun is nuts.
Mal
That is wild, bro. Like, you put it on.
Damaris
On the. On the pan with the. With the. With the burners underneath it.
Rory
Oh, you the fancy.
Damaris
Yeah, that's fancy yams.
Mal
That's fancy, babe. Yeah.
Damaris
Two burners is $2 slop.
Rory
That's. That's royal. Royal family.
Damaris
Okay, well.
Mal
Well, M. Josh brought up some tweets, some responses to some of the things you were saying. So, Gino the truth. And I do want to start Gino the truth. Shout out to him.
Damaris
Don't call him.
Rory
Don't call him.
Mal
That's what his name is.
Damaris
Yeah, but you ain't got to call.
Rory
He spelled truth.
Damaris
T, R, O, O, T, H. Yeah, like, don't. Don't. Don't call him Gino.
Mal
Does he mean that? Like, true. Like that, like Gino.
Damaris
Is that what he did?
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
Okay.
Mal
I was with you until you said soy sauce because you said you shouldn't save the soy sauce packets. You absolutely, absolutely need to save soy. I'm from New York City. You know how cheap the Chinese are with soy.
Rory
This was actually a shot at me, not at mole, because I had said this point. Anybody knows, you tell them extra soy sauce in the bag anytime you order. And then you say it three times before you hang up. Yeah, so I. Gino doesn't know the truth. Clearly. There's not a order. Chinese food.
Mal
Harlem Q3 says, Let me.
Damaris
That's my boy. We went to high school together.
Rory
Yeah, shout out to 1911.
Mal
He said, Let me find out. You want that Beethoven. I mean, Beethoven.
Damaris
It's Beethoven.
Rory
That's how he spelled truth.
Mal
I don't know why my tongue got heavy.
Damaris
That's why. She said she wanted, say, beat hoven a list.
Mal
Beethoven playing in the morning. So, Ma, what do you want the girls to listen to in the morning?
Damaris
Let's start with some. I mean, a little bit of R and B, a little jazz.
Mal
Why are y'all playing music in the morning? How about silence or a nice podcast?
Damaris
No. When you first get up. Podcast. No. I don't want to hear nobody talking in the morning like that. But when you first get up, it should be some silence. But once you start once. Once the. I turn the shower on. I turn music on right after I turn the shower on. That's a fact. When I first get up. No, I've never listened to Beethoven in the morning. No. But I know why he said that. Because we went to the Boy Squad Harlem, and we had to study and listen and perform Beethoven. So that's why he's laughing, because he knows I'm not listening to that shit no more.
Rory
You were forced to listen to that in the morning?
Damaris
Oh, my God. I will never. Bro, the Boy Squad Harlem was great, but it's just certain things, I'm just like. I do not miss that shit. Having to rehearse. You know what it is to have to rehearse Beethoven for three hours is based after school.
Rory
As someone that actually.
Damaris
You don't want. You don't want them problems.
Mal
I'm cool.
Damaris
You don't want them problems.
Rory
Since you, like, really studied music theory, I do have to ask.
Damaris
Is he overrated Beethoven? No. Yeah.
Rory
Like, is it. Is it real? Does it really slap the way the music snobs say it does? Because, of course, I've listened to the greatest hits. Yeah, everyone's heard Beethoven at some point, but is it really, like. Is it really like that?
Damaris
It is. His pieces are. Are incredible. I'm more of a Sebastian Bach type of guy. Of course, that's just more like my flavor.
Rory
But I actually never knew Box's real name was.
Mal
I was just about to say, who.
Damaris
The fuck is Sebastian? Yeah, so I'm more of that type of guy. But I don't mind Beethoven. Beethoven has some. Some. Obviously some classics as well, though. All right, I'll put some other playlist for you. Don't worry about. I got you.
Rory
Give me. Give me the B sides. Yeah, I only know the hits.
Damaris
I got the B sides for you, bro. Don't trip. I got you in the B sides.
Mal
So wait, you guys don't listen to any podcast?
Rory
Like, yeah, I listen podcasts all the time.
Damaris
Truthfully, I listen to it depending on what they're talking about and who they're talking to.
Mal
Okay. Yeah, so I can't listen to podcasts like ours because, like, why would I go listen to podcasts like ours? I could. I'd listen to y'all talk all day. But podcasts, where people are, like, doing, like, uplifting. Like. Like, I listen to a podcast of a girl who has a very calming voice, and I listen to her first thing in the morning because it's usually, like, uplifting type of vibes.
Damaris
Affirmations Not.
Mal
Not affirmation. Not affirmations, but just conversations about things that you want to start your day off with. Like, positivity. Like, you know, just like that. Like, ways to. That you should put those type of brainwaves in your brain in the morning. Sorry, I'm a little drunk, so I'm talking sideways. It's fine. But shout out to the she so Lucky podcast. They had Wheezy on, and I was listening to that earlier. It was a really good episode. It was nice hearing our girl Wheezy talk about something other than sex, like, talk about her business acumen.
Damaris
Did I see that Wheezy's engaged? I didn't.
Mal
I didn't see that.
Rory
Close friends.
Mal
Don't put that on. All right? Don't put that.
Rory
I. I really like her boyfriend, I guess. Fiance.
Damaris
I thought I saw that.
Rory
Was this, like, when the west side Boogie announced my pregnancy before I could.
Damaris
Yeah, something like that.
Mal
Oh, my God. I remember that.
Damaris
I thought Wheezy posted she was engaged.
Mal
I don't think Weezy is engaged.
Damaris
Oh, she posted, like, a engagement ring or something. I don't know. Maybe that was the wrong person.
Mal
Lord have mercy.
Rory
Keep it.
Mal
Well, congratulations, Wheezy.
Damaris
I thought. I thought it was. I thought. I thought I saw that.
Rory
Have you guys met her boyfriend before?
Mal
I haven't.
Rory
Really.
Damaris
I think so. Yeah.
Rory
I. With him.
Damaris
I don't think I did with people.
Mal
Boyfriends like that.
Rory
I know, right? I mean, I've been critical of some of Wheezy's partners in the past. I like this guy a lot.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Shout out to Wheezy. Man, I haven't seen this. I've seen Wheezy since we had on.
Mal
Really?
Damaris
Yeah. I don't think I've seen Wheezy since that day.
Rory
You won't be supporting your sister.
Damaris
No, but she be. She be, like, on the west coast a lot.
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
And it should be out, and she's not. She's in Thailand somewhere. Like, exactly. She'd be, like, around the world. But I haven't yet. I haven't seen Wheezy, I think, since we had on.
Mal
Well, she opened up a trap Pilates. It's really trap legree, which is a form kind of Pilates. Like a trap Pilates trap in house. Pilates Trap house.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
Yeah, Trap house. I want to go try. We should go try it out and film content.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
She had sent me the flyer for that, and I thought it was a pilates class, and I was like, I'm not doing Pilates at 9. Pm like, whatever. I didn't realize it was the launch party. And then I saw her story and they were in there and I was like, I should have read the fine print.
Damaris
There you go.
Rory
I would have been. I would have been there in immediately. Yeah, but she brought him out.
Damaris
Put your Lululemon on and go and pull up.
Rory
No, no, no. It was just joints at Ludlow House.
Damaris
Oh, okay.
Rory
No one even stretched. It was a. It was a launch party.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I thought they was doing pilates. Nobody stretched 9pm like it was the morning. I do that. But it was the. A launch party. They was in there. In there.
Damaris
That's funny.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Shout out to Wheezy, though. She's doing some dope.
Mal
Yeah, but Rory, would you. Would you go. I know Ma. Ma a go do it, but would you go, yeah, ab to do like content. Cuz this, I mean, it is like manly. Like, it's not. They're not going to have you like 10 and 2.
Rory
Did you listen to our last episode about Usher? You think I care?
Mal
You be you. Right.
Damaris
Okay, wait, what points were made is all I'm saying.
Rory
Yeah, it's not true. Speaking of doctors, before we get to voicemails, I went to the doctor last week for those that have been asking about my Joe. I had a hematoma that I had to get drained. So when I went to the. The doctor to like, get the whole, you know, they check your blood pressure, do your weight and everything. And I walked to my doctor from my crib. It was a good mile walk, but I want to get some steps in. It was uphill, so I was a little out of breath when I got there. Took my blood pressure was like, your blood pressure is really high. And I was like, oh. I walked here. And he was like, oh, that's probably it. I said, no, we should look into this. I think. No, I've never had a doctor have a concern and just brush it off like that. No. Like, can we maybe schedule another appointment about my blood pressure so it's really high. I was like, yeah. I walked here, didn't ask any questions, didn't know about the uphill. Now he's like, all right, that's probably it.
Damaris
That's why your blood pressure was high, because you walked to the doctor's office.
Rory
That's what my. My doctor brushed me off. Off some he brought up.
Damaris
Then you could be 10 seconds from a stroke. He's like, no, don't worry. You walked here.
Rory
Now we're just gonna skip over this.
Mal
Are you in perfect health? Otherwise, though, yeah, I'm doing okay.
Rory
Okay. Matter of fact, my life.
Damaris
Are you sure about that? Like, that's. That. I didn't sound too convinced. You all right?
Mal
I didn't want to push.
Rory
No, I. I think I'm fine. The last time I did a regular checkup was last year, and this was a different doctor. I've. I've thus switched after. I just have bad luck with doctors. He really, like, shamed me for getting a checkup. He's like, oh, you 33? You good?
Damaris
I'm like, what? No, I could understand what he's meant, what he meant, though.
Rory
It's kind of like you're wasting your time. I'm like, nah, man. Like, okay, I have frat brothers that had back pain when they were. Was 19 and it was cancer. Like, nah, let's. Let's do the test just in case.
Damaris
I feel you. Makes sense. Yeah.
Rory
I'm offering that. You can put a thumb in my. Like, I'm giving you the. The tools.
Damaris
Yeah. Yeah.
Mal
Do you guys get your prostates checked? I know.
Damaris
I'm having mods coming up soon. Yeah, you are.
Mal
It's your first time. Nervous. Nah, it's not that bad.
Rory
It's really not that bad.
Damaris
I'm not nervous. It's really not.
Rory
All right, let me ask you. How do you think it goes?
Damaris
How do I think it goes?
Rory
As someone that's had it checked multiple times, I think. How do you think it goes?
Damaris
I think you lay on your stomach wrong already. You was, like, on your back, leg spread. That's crazy.
Rory
No more. I was not in downward dog to get my prost. No, you lay on your side with. Okay, your cheeks like this, in the fetal position.
Damaris
Snuggle position. Yeah.
Rory
Yes. And legally, there has to be a witness.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Which is weird.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
And it's always a nurse. And you're laying this way and staring directly in her eyes while a doctor breathes on your neck and puts his thumb in your eyes.
Damaris
Just watching your manhood leave your body.
Rory
With the door open too. Yeah. Like, I get there trying for safety reasons. No, no, no. Let's make this private. It's fine.
Damaris
Yeah. They don't want you coming back to.
Rory
My people, pushing IVs, walking down the hall, and you just sitting there like this.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Catching eye contact, kids running in there.
Damaris
That's crazy.
Rory
But you'll be fine.
Damaris
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be all right. I'm not tripping.
Rory
I mean, you like getting your diaper change, so just think of it. Just close your eyes and say that's.
Damaris
Not the same thing. But I get where you're going with it. But it's definitely not the same.
Rory
Not even close.
Damaris
Not even close to the same thing. But, yeah, I'm not. I'm not nervous, though.
Rory
Well, they put lube.
Mal
I'm happy that you. That you're going to get it, because that does plague a lot of our. Our men, especially our black men. And I would hate to lose you to that.
Rory
Would you like to lose them?
Mal
Like, I don't know.
Rory
I've always hated that term.
Damaris
I would hate to lose you like that.
Rory
All right, how would you like it?
Mal
Like, you know, old in his bed and like that. Like, I want to be able to, like, bury mall. Like, you know, like, I'm right here.
Damaris
Like, I'm right here.
Mal
No, I mean, like, in the future, I don't want to lose you to, like, cancer.
Rory
Like, can we make the artwork Damaris as John Q. I will not bury my son. My son will bury me.
Damaris
Classic. Classic.
Rory
Wait, all right, so you are now saying on record on Mike that you will be responsible for burying more. No, Financially, it's a lot.
Mal
No, I know. And he gonna want mad extra like, oh, can we bury you in God speed and upside down hat? You want a suit on? You don't want no suit on.
Damaris
Yes.
Mal
Get the out of here. I never seen you in no suit. You don't want no suit on.
Damaris
Yeah, I want to put me in a suit.
Mal
Why, though? That ain't you.
Damaris
That is me. I wore a uniform my entire high school life. Like, I had to wear.
Mal
That was 30 years ago. Like, I want to see, like, what's your swag? You know, you don't. You don't wear suits. When's the last time you wore a suit?
Damaris
We had to do something. I had to wear a suit, too. Probably like three months ago.
Rory
A sketch.
Damaris
No, not that. Like, outside of that. Like, three months ago.
Mal
Yeah, y'all were. Y'all wore, like, suits, like, together?
Damaris
No, no, no, not Rory. Rory wasn't with me. But yeah, I had to wear suit.
Mal
Like, three months ago, somebody died.
Damaris
It was like a honoring somebody. I forgot. It was like a banquet or something.
Mal
Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Damaris
I had to put on the suit.
Mal
Yeah, you went and bought a new suit or you had one in the closet?
Damaris
No, I have a suit.
Mal
Just one.
Damaris
I actually want to get, like, a few suits like that. But that. Me having to get a suit for that. I was like, damn, I want like a. Like a array of. I want like seven night suits. You just have, like, I may not ever wear them, but just waste money. Just. No, just have them. Just so somebody like, yo, all right, I'm going. Like, we gotta wear a suit. All right, I'm coming. Just so I can get my suit off. Okay.
Rory
Well, I mean, put the one aside that you want to be buried in so we know.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Bury me butt, ass. Just to make that line at the wake a little more interesting. Let me see how much you really grieving. Imagine you go open casket wake. There's, you know, there's a line. Say your prayer, whatever.
Damaris
Just.
Rory
They butt, ass.
Mal
Yeah.
Damaris
That's when I stay at the back. Like, I ain't walking up the gas.
Mal
Crazy.
Rory
You wouldn't get on your knees and say, bro.
Damaris
No, at the. At a. At a casket while somebody's naked in there. But ass. Nah, I'm cool. I don't want to see that. That's not how to. That's not the last time I want to see you like that for the last time. Like, I've never seen you naked in my life.
Rory
Say, when did you see them?
Damaris
I've never seen you naked in my life.
Rory
Now you're naked, coming to the world. But ass. You shouldn't leave that way.
Damaris
I guess so. I guess, like. But no, put a suit. Put some clothes on for the. The actual funeral. The services. But then if you wish, you know, to be buried naked, then something. Your family and the funeral director.
Mal
Do you guys want open caskets? I'm asking these questions because just in case you die. I want to be able to have on record what you want it. Do you guys want open caskets?
Rory
I. I don't care.
Damaris
Yeah, but it's certain. I don't want there, though.
Mal
All right. Can you send me a list?
Damaris
I got you.
Mal
You tell me.
Damaris
I got my koofy list for you. Don't trip if they on that list.
Mal
Nah, security don't let them in. Okay.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Having a list that you. Well, what am I saying? When I went to Irv's funeral, that was like getting into the club. You had to be on the list.
Damaris
Hello.
Rory
They was denying people at the door. I was like, yo, Irv is ill.
Damaris
Exactly. Yeah. Certain. I don't want. No, you ain't with me. Don't be in here wishing my soul. Don't go to heaven hating ass.
Rory
Yeah, and like, one of those. One of those that, like, damn. I wish we had more time to resolve it. You at mad time.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
You ain't choose to, right?
Damaris
It's funny you just said that somebody just sent me a DM apologizing about if they ever did anything to offend me.
Rory
What'd you say?
Damaris
Literally, just now, like, DM just came in my phone 20 seconds before you just said that.
Rory
What they said, like a friend or like colleague within nicely.
Damaris
He's a friend.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
This is my guy. And I've been. He's been on my mind, actually.
Mal
Is that the one that stopped talking to you over that girl because you told him his girl is in a club with another.
Damaris
No. That we'll never speak again.
Rory
Oh, can he go to the funeral with the girl?
Damaris
No. Cut me off, got married, had kids, all kinds of. And I'm trying to save. I'm like, nigga, your girl cheating on you. But, yeah, somebody that is a friend. We haven't spoken in a while.
Mal
Are you gonna rekindle?
Damaris
I'll call him when I get home tonight. Cause I've been meaning to talk to him about, you know. Cause I know why we don't speak. He knows why we don't speak. He know what he did. He know what he said, and he knows me, so he know I would take offense to that. And it just. But it is good that he reached out and, you know, he apologized. Like, if. Hey, if I ever did anything to offend you, I apologize.
Mal
But see, even that.
Rory
Can you come to the future?
Mal
You know, you did something to offend me, so don't hit me with if I did something to offend you.
Damaris
No, but that's. But that's why I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't send a DM back. I would. It's a phone conversation. It's like, bro, you know what you did, man. And, you know, I was disappointed in you doing that, because I hold you to a different regard than a lot of these dudes out here. So when you did that and you said what you said, it caught me off guard. I'm like, what the. I thought you was my me, and you never had. No.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
So why would you be somewhere talking or saying something crazy about me? And I get it, man. You know, people be in different spaces in different times, and. But he was somebody I always knew. Eventually we would have a conversation. But the fact that Rory just said what you said, and literally I got the DM, like, 20 seconds ago. I was like, damn.
Rory
Like, I think I have an idea who it is.
Damaris
You definitely know who it is. 100%.
Rory
It took me a second. I think I just connected the dots. I'm happy that he did that.
Damaris
Yeah. And we always spoke about that. We always was like, yo, man, I want to have a conversation.
Rory
And I feel like you deserve that apology.
Damaris
Oh, no. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. You know what happened? That shit was weird.
Rory
It was very. It was very, very.
Damaris
I didn't understand where that came from. But again, people be. You know, I don't. I've learned to stop taking things so personal.
Rory
He a good dude, though. I'm glad 100.
Damaris
You know how I feel about him. That's my guy. But it's just, you know, that time and that moment was very weird. It was a lot of weird shit going on. And, you know, for whatever reason, but, you know, certain things were said and it just kind of was like, you know, I learned that sometimes you gotta know when to step back and just kind of let things play out. But it was never, no disrespect for me. I never, like, said anything disrespectful about him. I never would say anything disrespectful about him. I hold him at a high regard, but it is good that, you know, he reached out and we'll have a conversation about that.
Rory
That's something that I'm avoiding with my parents right now, because I want to have that conversation, but I don't know if it's going to be too morbid or weird, but I would like to know what they want to do with their dead bodies. Like, where do you want to be buried? Like, where. Like, I kind of want to know that stuff.
Mal
Yeah, They're.
Rory
They're, you know, knock on wood, very healthy, but they're also getting old, like.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
As the Bill Burr special. Drop dead years, like, could happen.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
I don't know how to go about asking them, like, so, like, once that happens. What the. What do you want me to. I'm an only child. I don't have siblings, so it's like, everything's going to be on me. Where do you want to be buried? Where, like, what do you want to happen? The only thing my dad has ever said was, make sure there's bagpipes and motorcycles. And he said that as a joke for 30 years. And, like, I need to know, like, specifics, though.
Damaris
Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
Rory
I'll find a bagpipe player for you.
Damaris
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rory
Your friends are, like, cool. But, like, where.
Mal
You need to, like. Like, you need to get a lawyer, first of all, because more than just their funeral arrangements, you need to make sure that all of their business and stuff is in order. You need to get a lawyer and you need to have them work on their will and testing.
Damaris
There's no business to get in order. It's him and his Winnebago.
Rory
Yeah, I'm gonna run away from the debt, if that's possible.
Mal
But even that. Make sure all of that shit is in order. But you do need to sit them down on the couch and get that information.
Rory
Oh, so make it even more awkward.
Mal
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be awkward regardless, Rory. But you do need to know that information. It's gonna be awkward regardless.
Rory
Because, I mean, you guys know my grandparents moved to Chicago, but they're from Jersey. No one had that conversation with them. And they're buried in Illinois. I'm like, who lives there?
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Like, I'm not going to this random town outside of Chicago to go to this great, like, gravesite alone. No one said, like, maybe you'd want to transfer the body to Sacred Heart Cemetery in Newark, like, where our other relatives are. My mom. Half her family is buried upstate. And, like, we've had to transfer a body from Arizona to upstate before, so it's buried in the same plot. I don't have these conversations.
Mal
So I'm gonna be buried in Syracuse, Just so everybody knows. Do not bury me in New York City, please.
Damaris
You want to be buried in Syracuse?
Mal
Yeah, for sure.
Rory
I don't. I don't want to be a waste of real estate.
Mal
Well, I'm not getting buried anyway. I'm sorry.
Rory
My body and then, I don't know, throw my ashes in the East River?
Mal
Turn me into a tree. I want to be a tree.
Damaris
I want to be a tree. I want to be a tree.
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Mal
You mean the beanbag chair?
Rory
Aren't we getting a mini fridge? Can we create a pool on PayPal? It lets us collect the money before we buy.
Mal
Ooh, yes, that's smart.
Rory
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Damaris
Before we go any further, I do want to send prayers to the people in the Dominican Republic. It was a huge tragedy at a nightclub a few days ago, the loss of legendary merengue. Let me say that Merengue singer Ruby Perez passed away in a tragic, tragic accident at the Jet Set nightclub. So a lot of my, you know, people uptown, I grew up listening to this. You know, I didn't know who it was at first but then they started playing songs. I was like, oh, that was my shit. Yeah, in the Bodega. That used to be my song right there. So. Sending prayers to the people of the Dominican Republic and anyone affected by the jet set nightclub tragedy.
Mal
221 people died. And I. When I got that information, my little sister was in the Dominican Republic in a club. Like, do you. You want to smoke heart?
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
Fell out of my body. Like, yeah.
Damaris
It's tough, man. It's tragic, tragic, tragic event. And again, you know, is there more details?
Rory
I feel like they've seen a little quiet over the past.
Damaris
What they're saying that a lot of the. So the owner of the building, they're saying that the building was in, like, violation of a lot of codes. For a while. They was telling them that they should shut the place down and make some, you know, changes to the structure and everything like that. So it's just tragic that it happened because it seems like it could have been avoided if there were more, you know, attention to details and, yeah, safety precautions put in place. But outside of that, you know, I haven't heard anything else, but it was a, you know, tragic event. So many lives lost still. I think there's still people that they're trying to recover and, And. And get out, because I think they said at the time of the collapse, there was reportedly 800 people inside. There's some baseball player, former baseball player died as well. Octavia Octavio Dotel. So, yeah, man, it's just. It's sad, man. That's just, you know, people having fun and listening to music, doing what they do and, you know, in the culture down in Dominican Republic and listening to great music and just enjoying themselves. And then a tragedy like this happens with the entire, you know, development falling down on top of people just trying to have a good time. So prayers to anybody affected. Prayers that the lives lost and hopefully, you know, the community comes together, even though it's a tragic reason, but come together, help each other as best as possible and try to get, you know, do this the best way that they can. So prayers to everybody in the Dominican Republic.
Rory
Sure. Do we have voicemails?
Damaris
You've got mail.
Rory
Hey, Pod.
Damaris
I want to thank you guys for the content each week.
Rory
I always enjoy tapping in with y'all, so I wish this could be a.
Damaris
Conversation I could have with y'all, but.
Rory
I want to talk about the latest generation of hip hop artists, specifically the ones that come after the Travis Scott and Young Thug class who are also on a mainstream level. I feel like we've seen a lot of promising artists at one point or another from this, this latest generation, they've had a hot song or a hot moment, but we haven't really seen anyone go on a three or five year run, you know, in that amount of time. And so I'm talking about the artists like Roddy, Rich, Dababy, lil Baby, Lil TJ, Young, Blue, Polo, G, Young, Money.
Damaris
Bag, Yo, Saweetie, 42 Doug, Lil Teca.
Rory
Fabio, you know, a lot of those guys. But. And I think there's another group like Kodak Black, Lil Uzi, Yachty and Jack Harlow where they've had mainstream success.
Damaris
They're still putting out music.
Rory
They're so active, they're not really kind of competing at that, that upper echelon level. And I think that speaks to like a larger thing where we don't really see any of these artists wanting that top spot. No one is really going for the throne as previous generations had. I think there are artists who have shown like a lot of staying power, like 21, Savage, Meg, Lotto, Gorilla, and Doja. And I think in several more years, if they continue their trajectory, they'll definitely be cemented for their era. But just want to have a conversation with y'all, what you think. You know, it's been hard for like, a lot of these artists that kind.
Damaris
Of.
Rory
I mean, we've, I don't know, we've been having this conversation, I feel like, for years. Humbly say, I think I was the first podcaster to bring this up. Well, as much as I like Lil Baby, everyone's like, he's the next one. We have not seen a rap superstar since Drake, Kendrick, Cole. We've had great artists, but they've never even remotely come close to the superstar role the way those guys have. I mean, I think Future Nikki, Travis, all great examples, but this new generation, there's no, there's no star. There isn't. There just simply is not a new star.
Damaris
But we know why, though. Like, we've had this talk years ago and I told you years ago, it's easier for artists or for somebody to get into the industry now because all you need is a record that'll go viral, take off, and all of a sudden the industry is gonna, or, you know, the, the label is gonna put money behind this person who's not even a real artist, who just caught a record and is not ready for that type of, you know, responsibility of upholding a certain ethic of music and culture and things like that. That's not what they're in it for. They're just trying to get out of Their mom's basement and pay some bills.
Rory
No, I think that happens. But to this gentleman's point, like, I think Uzi has put in his thousand hours as much as, like, Uzi isn't always my type of vibe. Like, I would never think Uzi was just some artist that happened to just get on and, like, had one viral moment. He's. He's been here and impacted the culture through his. Or, like, he's a real artist, even if it's not my type of. I can respect what Uzi is doing and understand that it hasn't strayed that far away from real artist integrity.
Damaris
Like, yeah, but somebody.
Rory
There's a bunch of people that, yeah, just get on for a week and it's like, you had one song, whatever. But he named people at 21, Meg, Lotto, Kodak, like, all have great catalogs in our real artists down to their core, they're just not superstars. I don't know if that's just a reflection of how consumers get music. There's just so many options. And, you know, it's not like when it was radio where we were listening to these seven songs every day. No matter what, we have access to listen to whatever the fuck we want. Discovery is different now. So maybe that's why there aren't superstars, but.
Damaris
No, I don't. Well, maybe, but I'm on the side of a lot of these artists. When you say superstar, I don't think people understand exactly what it takes to be a superstar. There's a certain level of consistency. There's a certain attention to detail. There's a certain commitment to getting better. To be a superstar, you have to be all cylinders, have to be moving at the same time consistently. And a lot of people just either don't care to be that consistent or not dedicated enough to getting better. There's a lot of things that I think goes into why there may not be the next. Or who can we see as the next superstar? I think that we have good artists that make good songs and good albums and, you know, get put on a good show, good performance. But superstars, which is why you see somebody like a Usher who is still probably 30 years, if not more into the. Into music, into his career, and he's still able to go on a world tour. He's still able to go sell out arenas and, you know, get residencies that sell out and, you know, with music that he's put out over his career. Because Usher has dedicated himself to a certain level of consistency, to a certain level of Greatness that I think a lot of people are not willing to dedicate themselves to. So it speaks more to the person and the artist as to why we may not have the next quote, unquote, superstar, you know, but it's just. It's just again, I think that it's because access has been granted to too many undeserving is why we probably have a bigger pool of artists and people that were like, hey, what about this person? That person? Yeah, but in all reality, that person was never even supposed to really get on.
Rory
When are we allowed to have a conversation of maybe their music's just not that good?
Damaris
That too. That's part of it. I said consistency. You have to be great consistently. You have to put out hits consistently. You have to put out great albums consistently. To be considered a superstar. Every time you hit the stage, people have to be in awe. You have to get better and better every time somebody sees you. It's a lot that goes into being a superstar. You have to change your entire entire, you know, the way you think, the way you walk, talk, the things you believe in, you know, like, you have to change completely, evolve into. You have to. Yeah, you have to change your DNA completely if you're trying to be a superstar. And a lot of people are not willing to make that type of a commitment.
Rory
And I saw PJ's eyebrows raise up. I'm not saying that about Uzi. Meg Lotto, 21, Savage. I like all of those artist music. Like, I'm just saying the level of superstardom maybe doesn't match music wise. But also, I think it's kind of cool that Uzi, even while his core fan base is not niche, obviously we've seen Uzi sell out insane venues. It's not the most palatable pop music. So I think it's kind of cool that these artists don't have to lean into what's going to work for everybody. And maybe that's the case now, because back then, if you wanted to be a superstar, you had to make music that everyone could listen to. Me and my mom could listen to it in the car and both be satisfied.
Damaris
Right.
Rory
Maybe it's better that there's not superstars.
Damaris
I don't know.
Rory
I like that Uzi doesn't have to do what he's supposed to do to become a superstar.
Damaris
I'm not gonna.
Rory
He can just make the music that he wants to make and people will follow.
Damaris
Yeah. But I'm not gonna say it's better to not have superstars. I'm not Gonna say that we do need superstars. We do need those artists that we look at, and we're just like, wow. Like, you need that. You need. I think every generation needs that.
Rory
I mean, they have Taylor.
Damaris
Yeah, no, we have superstars. But again, you talking about new superstars. Like, who do we see as the next superstars? I, I, I don't know. I don't know if I see one or what.
Rory
I'm like, you guys said Playboi Carti. It's, it's funny that this conversation, you guys are finally agreeing with me that superstars is a different category.
Damaris
No, I'm not. Like, in that aspect of the conversation, we talking about Carti. I was just saying the things that he's doing is superstar shit. Now, whether it's your type of vibe and your type of music that you can't really get into is a whole nother thing. I can't really get into that. I would never go to a Playboi Carti show. That's just not my type of.
Rory
I would go for research, but I'm.
Damaris
Not gonna sit here and say I don't think he's a superstar. I think that if Playboi Carti announced he was performing at a stadium tomorrow, in any city, I think it sells out.
D
Out.
Damaris
Any city?
Rory
No way.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
A stadium by himself?
Damaris
Yes.
Rory
No way.
Damaris
Okay. All right.
Rory
Could he do the garden 100%, couple nights?
Damaris
Could he do MetLife?
Rory
No, you're.
Damaris
Travis just did MetLife.
Rory
This is where you guys get so disrespectful to certain artists that are in a different category. The amount of work Travis has put into his live show over the last 15 years is why he can do MetLife.
Mal
Travis has an insane live show, though.
Rory
Like, he dedicated his life to the. Even if you don't like Travis's music, you're going to his live show because you know it's going to be a experience.
Damaris
Absolutely.
Rory
This is where all my anger came from. A listers Superstars. You're talk like certain names shouldn't be with people that have put in so much work for so many decades. Like, that's why they can do that.
Damaris
Okay. Do you feel like Playboy has a bigger cult following than Travis?
Rory
A cult one, sure. But. But Travis says supersede a cult following.
Damaris
I think anybody that has a cult following can sell out a stadium. We have a cult following.
Mal
Well, do you know what a.
Damaris
Do you.
Rory
We got a cult following.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
I was gonna say we don't have.
Damaris
No cult following, man. Cut it out. We don't have a cult following. Anybody trying to dress definition. Ain't nobody trying to dress and look like me and Rory, man. Cut the shit.
Mal
Yes. The fuck they are.
Rory
Damaris has brought this up.
Damaris
Damaris. Show me. Show me. Don't tell me.
Mal
Should I literally. Okay, when I said when I also.
Rory
Like, our brand isn't based off like. Like, our fashion sense.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
Where a lot of artists. That is their thing.
Mal
Every time I post a picture, there's 15 money bags putting up underneath it.
Rory
A cult following.
Mal
That's from y'all.
Rory
A cult following is a group of fans who are highly dedicated to a person, idea, object, movement, or work. It's not a number. It's not a. Like, at what point do we say this is a cult following or it's not?
Mal
Larry June has a cult following. A cult following is these people will live and die behind you. Everything you do is cool to them. Like, and they're very, very dedicated to you. They want to be just like you. That's a cult following. It has nothing to do with number.
Damaris
So you. Do you think that. Do you think that Playboy Cardi could sell out my life stadium?
Mal
No, I don't think that, but I think crazy.
Rory
You're crazy. Do you know what it's like to sell out a stadium?
Damaris
Yo, y'all are crazy that y'all think that. I think that's absolutely crazy that y'all think Playboy Cardi cannot do that, you know, in New York, basically Jersey. But this is New York City. You don't think Playboy Cardi could sell out the MetLife Stadium? No, that is.
Rory
When was the last.
Damaris
That is wild, bro.
Mal
But what I will say is, when it comes to him, I am not informed enough that I'll say that.
Damaris
Fair. I appreciate that.
Mal
I know that he has a very. I know that he does have a cult following, but I don't know how.
Damaris
That'S following is insane. Insane. He could not only could do, I think he could sell out the MetLife Stadium. I think he could sell out the MetLife Stadium and just stand there and people will go crazy. Don't even say you can just stand there.
Mal
I think when it comes to selling out stadiums, you need more than the cult following. I think when it comes to selling out stadiums.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
You're going to get people that's going to go to try to figure out, like, all right, what is this? This. Because I'm trying hearing about this.
Mal
For example, when Beyonce has a concert, there are people who are not Beyonce fans who will go to a Beyonce show. It's going to be the same thing with Chris Brown. It's going to be the same thing with just any, like, people who have that fan base. Lady Gaga.
Damaris
You ever went to a show of somebody you weren't a fan of and left as a fan?
Mal
No.
Damaris
Really? Is that because when you go to a show, you're usually already a fan fan?
Mal
Yes. I don't tend to go to live music shows. The only. Like, I'm not a huge Travis Scott fan, but I went to a Travis Scott show and I admire his ability to put on a live show. He's very, very entertaining. But the music. I'm not gonna go home and just suddenly become a Travis Scott fan.
Damaris
Okay. That's fair.
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
2021, he did arenas, which I think he would still do arenas. I'm not trying to downplay any of his impact or how many fans he has. But. But 2021. One night at Barclays.
Damaris
Okay.
Mal
And he was more active then.
Rory
No, I mean, his. His mystery has grown. But. And he's so crazy.
Damaris
His fan base has grown.
Rory
Say that his mystery has grown.
Damaris
Say his myst.
Rory
His fan base has grown.
Damaris
He just did some. We've never seen. When his album dropped. We just seen. We just seen it. We just saw it.
Rory
We click a bunch of things we don't care about. About.
Damaris
All right, man. All right. Okay.
Rory
That's not always tangible ticket sales. I don't. I don't watch Aiden Ross and I don't listen to Playboy Cardi. I definitely clicked when he paid a million dollars and didn't show up. Or was that Aiden Ross? Whoever the. It was. $2 million, which obviously was a lie, but I clicked it. You think I give a. About either of those people? And there's no disrespect.
Damaris
I'm not saying.
Rory
I'm not trying to come across.
Damaris
No, I'm not saying you do. But I'm just asking you how can you not see the insane fan base that Playboy Carti has? The insane. He's done when he did with his album. Drop the numbers that he did incredible. And not think that he can't sell out MetLife Stadium. I just. It doesn't make sense.
Rory
I think it's a different monster. That's all.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
All right.
Damaris
I respect it.
Rory
That's all. All right, next voicemail.
Mal
Josh, go to the next voicemail.
Damaris
Hey, what's going on? Roy, Amal and. And Baby D, enjoy the show. Everything y'all doing is great. Quick, two part question. First part is hypothetical. Would you rather be with someone who Is like a dime, but their sex is born. It's not bad. It's good sex, but it's just boring. Like it's predictable. Hit you with the missionary, two other positions that we've done. Or would you rather someone who looks more like, you know, mid, but you know, they. They have a little more freaky inhibitions, if you will. And it came about because, you know, just in the, with the, with the fellows in the group chat, we had this hypothetical question and someone had a theory that the more mid you look, I know, the more freakier you should be, whether you're a man or a woman. So I just wanted to propose that second part of the question as well.
Rory
Don't be the freaky ass.
Damaris
I think there's some truth to that theory. Like I guess basically the ugly you look, the more open you should be sexually. And the first one was, you know, would you rather be with a dime who has boring sex or with someone who looks a little mid but, you know, a little more adventurous? Thanks for everything. Y'all do take care.
Rory
He started out so good. Like there was a deep conversation we could have really had right there. And then he just took it to, yo, fab, suck better dick.
Damaris
Like I've been saying that for years. You know, I've said that for years.
Rory
That's what he wanted to say.
Damaris
I was just saying for years, big girls, they play hide the remote with your. They go crazy.
Rory
It's cuz they drink so much Pepsi.
Damaris
Oh my God. Can't feel their feet. You can't feel your feet. Gotta suck some meat. That's just how it goes.
Mal
Oh, okay.
Rory
Everybody knows that.
Damaris
Everybody.
Rory
Age old proverb.
Damaris
Listen, that's on. It's a part of Pepsi slogan.
Rory
Yeah, it was a Pepsi challenge, if I remember correctly.
Damaris
All right, what was the genuine question?
Mal
Yeah.
Rory
All right, well, there are girls, some quote unquote dimes that are freaky as too. But yeah, don't get that twist 100%. I will see it. There's dimes that like, like to get pissed on.
Damaris
Yeah, I don't.
Rory
I wouldn't know. I'm just saying the older you get for longterm though, like, you should find the person you get along with better than looks sometimes. That's all.
Mal
He ain't even bring up that girl personality. He care about looks and.
Rory
But there. I think a lot of that has to do with personality too. Like getting into some freaky. Usually goes hand in hand with a good personality.
Mal
I know some freaks. I don't know if you.
Damaris
Yeah. I mean, I guess I can understand what you're saying, like, in order to be open to.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Like, I've had. It's part of your personality. I get it. Okay.
Rory
I've gotten to know women that were like. Like, super cool, funny, different perspectives. And then once we got, you know, into that portion of getting to know each other, I was like, yeah, this checks out. Fish knows everything about everything in the world.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
She's been down YouTube rabbit holes. I'm sure she's been down pornhub ones. Like, if you have that level of dedication to the intellect, I think that goes hand in hand with a freak. And then you find those chicks that look super pretty, don't have a thing to offer, and their sex be trash. Those things are connected to me. So if you find a cool chick, she probably is into some weird. In a good way. Like, there's. There's a reason why she likes anime that much.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
And it's because of anal.
Mal
Okay. You had it. Somebody popped in your head. Somebody popped in your head.
Damaris
Pool man.
Rory
The down to earth chicks.
Damaris
Anime girls, man. Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry. I. I had no idea.
Mal
Look at this. Smiling that man face.
Damaris
No, no, that's. You know, it was a while ago, but, yeah, it was. It was an experience.
Rory
But that was the reason I was chasing Pokemon before the pandemic.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mal
Oh, Pokemon Go was the time the.
Rory
The real freaks was doing it. So I was like, yo, where's Charizard at? I'm gonna go with you.
Mal
I'm gonna go with you.
Rory
They in the park.
Damaris
That was just. Yo, I'm telling you, I hope there's a documentary on that. I cannot believe that's what.
Rory
They kept it on wraps. Was like, the first time they were really stealing our face and data.
Damaris
Yo, y.
Rory
That was the first one that I think popped off. Why all of us are getting text messages about our resumes?
Damaris
Yo, y'all don't understand. I. I've. I saw people during that time. I saw people get up off the couch and run out of the room.
Rory
Into traffic because they was like, oh, there's a.
Damaris
What's the name? Right up the block. And I'm like, what.
Rory
What year was. Can we look up what year that was?
Mal
2016.
Damaris
That was like, 2015. 2016.
Rory
All right. Bleep bleep this word. Peach. So we don't get demonetized. That might have been the first version of. See what we could. Really. What can we get these people to do? We were running into traffic to find Pokemon. Like, can I, can I put a.
Damaris
Couple of people, Can I put. I think a couple of people died playing that. Having too much fun.
Rory
Time flies.
Damaris
No, like, I think, I think, matter of fact, I think in California, they.
Rory
Were throwing squirtle on the 405.
Damaris
Yeah. Somebody fell off a cliff, like, trying to, like, get to. Yeah, like, no, I'm telling you. I, I, I was out there. I was in California during. I was like, yo, what is this? I had no idea what none of that was. And they're like, nah, it's the Pokemon Go. I was like, yo, y'all are bugging the. And then you would see the pier was packed in Santa Monica or people chasing something. I'm like, yo, what is happening right now?
Rory
Like, y'all don't y'all used to chase your dreams over there?
Damaris
It's crazy, bro. That was a wild time.
Mal
I, I miss it. I would rather that than all this that's going on on social media right now. Like, I want to go back to those days. Those days.
Rory
This was the inception of it, though. Like, this is when they realized, all right, let's just double check that they're under our control. And they were like, all right, let's go crazy now.
Damaris
Wild times, man.
Rory
Well, yes, I would say find a person that matches your freak.
Damaris
Freak.
Rory
I don't think it's shallow in thinking that way because sex for, especially for a long term relationship is very, very important. That type of chemistry, if, you know that's probably the main reason why people really do go out and cheat and do like that. They get tired of the person they're. And that's a very normal thing as a human being to have. So find, Find somebody that match your freak. Yeah, that's why I said I'm. My ego could never do the swinger. But I get it. Like, I get how the human brain is wired at this point. Being attached to one person sexually for the rest of your life is a very tough ask. So I'm not doing the swinging, but I don't think the swingers are weird. I think the fact that they're comfortable with that is a big asset for their mental health for the rest of their life. If you cool with that, you're gonna have a great future.
Damaris
I see. I think the opposite. I think people that are into swinging are. They're either very insecure or, like, the opposite. They're just very selfish.
Rory
It's not selfish if you find a partner that has the same views as you in that department.
Damaris
No, because I think a lot of swingers, the fact that you would have. Again, I. My brain. I don't know how somebody could just sit there and allow themselves to watch their partner have somebody just do whatever they want sexually to them, and they're just like, oh, that was great. That was amazing. That was beautiful. Like, I feel like you don't like this person, but you don't want to let this person go.
Mal
That's.
Rory
Yeah, I think. I guess they would say that they like that person so much that they enjoy watching them get pleased. I guess.
Damaris
There's no. There's no way. That don't even make sense.
Rory
It does.
Damaris
I like you so much. I'm gonna watch you give this man head right here. What are we talking about here?
Rory
We're not. We're not that, though.
Mal
Just cuz you not. That don't mean that that doesn't happen. It's put the same way you.
Damaris
I never said it doesn't happen. I'm saying that. I'm saying that there's something wrong mentally with people that feel like that.
Mal
Nothing wrong. There's some people who really get turned on watching their partner other people.
Damaris
And that's a mental problem.
Mal
No, it's not. A different brain to you.
Damaris
Yeah. Even though a mentally unhealthy one. You're saying everything I'm saying. Just say it. You said everything I'm saying. Just say it. True. Mentally unhealthy to be there. Like, yes, I want five guys to have sex with you tonight right here in front of me.
Rory
We were probably trained into this mentality though, based off if you want to go down a whole rabbit hole of religion as far as having to be with one person for the rest of your life and the rules that come to relationships. We're animals. At the end of the day, nobody belongs to you. Nobody like that. That. That mentality is something that man created.
Damaris
You think you're an animal? Yes. You think you're an animal?
Rory
I think I'm molecules.
Damaris
No, no, no, no, no, no. Do you think you're an animal?
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
No, you don't. Shut up. You don't think you're an animal, man. Somebody said that you thought they sound fly. Now you saying it. You're not an animal, bro.
Rory
What am I?
Damaris
You're human.
Rory
Who told you what exactly? You're making mad sense.
Damaris
No, you're not. You're a human.
Rory
You don't think we're instinctual and that we are based to just be with one person the rest of our lives?
Damaris
I'm not saying be with one person for. I'm saying that if you have a relationship with.
Rory
You think religion taught us that?
Damaris
No, listen. I'm saying if you have a relationship with somebody you love. Because I believe that sexually, to have sex with somebody, there has to be some type of connection. Energy transfer, there's some type of. It's a whole deeper intimate thing.
Rory
I agree.
Damaris
So to have a social animal. So to have your partner, your wife, girlfriend or whoever, and you feel like. You know what?
Rory
What?
Damaris
I want to watch you have sex with like four strangers tonight at this party.
Mal
Keep putting four. One's enough.
Damaris
Okay. One stranger tonight, this party.
Rory
I'm not saying the wolf pack is doing gang bangs.
Damaris
Okay, so. So I take my girl to this party. Look, I want you to.
Rory
I'm saying we put a lot into sex based off our ego and the thought of that we own this person and they can't do other things. Like, I think that's just a man made mentality that we were taught over generations and generations. That's.
Damaris
Look, just. What I would rather you say is you don't think you can be with one woman.
Rory
But I don't feel that way.
Damaris
I think you do. I.
Rory
No, I think there's a time where I would be happily just with one woman for rest of my life. I think that's fine. But I don't think it's weird when people don't think that. There's been times in my life when I didn't think that.
Damaris
So you don't think it's weird if somebody's married and they go to a party and a guy starts hitting on his girlfriend, he's like, yeah, go in the bathroom and blow him to smithereens means and then come sit back here and we'll go home and we supposed to just act like that was just a normal thing?
Mal
Well, that's their sex life and that's what they're attracted to.
Rory
Yeah.
Mal
So that's not. That's why I stay out of people's bedrooms. Because things that I might not agree with. It doesn't mean that it's wrong. It just means that that's not my cup of tea. I can't match that freak.
Rory
Whatever consenting adults are doing, I don't find like weird. That's just how you get your off.
Damaris
So you don't think two consenting adults could be into some weird is what y'all saying?
Mal
Everything is weird if we're. If we don't like it. They think it's weird that you don't drink Pepsi.
Damaris
Do you think that it's cool? Do you think that is? Two consenting adults can't be into weird.
Mal
They can be. I don't think that that's weird. I think. And I think weird is different for everybody.
Damaris
What do you think is weird?
Mal
I think weird is. I think scat fetishes are weird. That's what I think.
Rory
I was going to go even less than that.
Damaris
What's a scat?
Rory
I eat ass and I've had anal sex. That's weird, dog. Why am I putting my dick where someone shits? Why I'm out there, like, getting pooped.
Mal
On, playing with poop and pee and all that. That's scat fetish.
Damaris
You think that's weird?
Mal
I think that that's weird, yes.
Damaris
But you think that if this dude has his wife at the table and another man's flirting with her, he said, yeah, go in the bathroom and blow his socks off. You don't think that's weird?
Mal
I don't think it's weird. I just think it's not for me. Y'all know me. I don't kink shame.
Rory
And what I'm saying is more of, like, the internal human animal aspect. You're putting, like, words to. Like, we at a. A cocktail party, and I'm like, yo, can. Yo, can you. My wife, like, you're putting way more details into. What I'm saying is just human nature when we got here and that we have put. Religion has put that on us, where it has to be one man, one woman, and we have to get our somebody else. Hell, no.
Damaris
Why?
Rory
I don't subscribe to that.
Damaris
Why?
Mal
That's not his king.
Rory
That's not my thing. I don't want that.
Damaris
Why?
Rory
Ego and ownership, I guess. If you get down to it, it.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
No.
Damaris
All right.
Rory
Do you think eating ass is weird? No, but you could see if someone came up to you and said, why are you putting your tongue where someone poops? I eat ass. I love it. It's great. But it's weird.
Mal
He said it like.
Damaris
It was like, what's weird about eating your partner's ass?
Rory
You're putting your tongue where feal matter comes out of.
Damaris
Okay. Have you ate? You think it's weird to eat?
Rory
I don't think it's weird to eat ass. Or do.
Damaris
Do you think that.
Rory
Do you think I take pride in it?
Mal
But there's people who. That's weird too. M. There's some people. Like, I'm eating is nasty as. Why would you do that. That's. Some people who would think that that's.
Damaris
Do those people eat?
Mal
I don't know what those people eat, but I'm just saying that there are people.
Damaris
Cuz if you want to get into that. Do you know what comes out of excrement?
Mal
Doesn't come out of, though. What excrement? Do you know what excrement is?
Damaris
It's a. You know what blood is? You know what a yeast infection is? You know what bacterial infection is? Do you know what vaginosis is?
Mal
You know what? Yes, I do.
Damaris
Okay. All of that comes out of push.
Rory
Yelling that at a woman is funny.
Damaris
All of that comes out of. Because she acting like she don't. So all of that comes out of.
Rory
I've ran red lights comes out of you.
Damaris
That's not nasty to you.
Rory
I've never even slowed down on the yellow one.
Damaris
Okay, then I'm just saying both holes comes out of it. So how you think one is nasty, not the other is what I want to know.
Mal
Listen, I'm not the person fighting you.
Damaris
I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying if we have any.
Rory
Everyone in here that enjoys eating ass and.
Damaris
But I'm saying those that don't, that would say that's nasty. I would ask them. Okay, well, do you eat vagina? Do you not. Do you know what comes out of vagina?
Mal
Well, you have to have that conversation with them. Have it.
Damaris
Okay, well, y'all sound like y'all was defending this.
Rory
No, my point was that someone could find it weird that you enjoy putting your tongue where fecal matter comes out of. And they would make a case that would make sense. Like, why would you do that?
Damaris
That's though that wouldn't make.
Rory
And that's a level of, hey, I think it's weird that you want to watch someone please your wife. It's all weird. Everything about sex outside of missionary and creating children is kind of your own beat of your own drum. It could all be weird.
Damaris
No, I'm. I'm just talking about allowing another person to come in, have sex and lay down with your partner.
Rory
That's just weird to me because I'm a stud. I've had my fair share of threesomes. I brought someone in, wasn't with a guy because that's not my thing. But someone came into a relationship and we them together.
Mal
There's people who would say that that was weird. But we can wrap this up because we're literally never going to agree on it.
Rory
I was just trying to say that Like I would give them.
Mal
We get.
Damaris
We get.
Mal
You get. Yeah. Are you used to at least?
Damaris
All right, well, hopefully we helped that gentleman.
Rory
Heavy on the used to.
Damaris
Hopefully we helped that gentleman.
Mal
We did not.
Damaris
I think we did.
Rory
No, we did find somebody that compatible outside of just them looking like a pretty face. You.
Damaris
Yeah. Find somebody you actually like and enjoy outside of sexual energy and sexual behavior.
Rory
And people get prettier the more you get to know them. If you like them.
Damaris
Fact you like somebody. Oh, my God.
Rory
That doesn't. We know women have admit that, but men, we need to admit that as well.
Damaris
Oh, yeah. I've like some. Some booger wolfs that I should have never associated with. Yeah, but she was funny, great personality.
Mal
And that's what's important. Don't say you should have never associated with her just because she wasn't typically or phenotypically beautiful. Like, if she had a good personality, she was a good person. And yeah, you should have associated with her.
Damaris
Yeah, but we should. We didn't have to have sex, though. We could have hung out. We could have went to the game.
Mal
So you think ugly girls shouldn't be able to have sex and be pleased?
Damaris
I'm saying I shouldn't have sex with ugly girls.
Mal
Okay.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
To you, though.
Damaris
Yeah, it's always to me. I'm only talking about me, what I. What I find attractive. Yeah.
Rory
Hey.
Damaris
Yeah, that's all. All right, well, hopefully that gentleman is got his questions answered.
Rory
Yeah. Find you a wife that you love and have another guy. Her.
Damaris
All right, well, it's been fun talking to you weirdos and type we.
Rory
Not even.
Damaris
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Rory
We're not into swinging.
Damaris
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Rory
They might be.
Damaris
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Rory
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Damaris
You think I would be at a Sandals Resort? That's what's up now.
Mal
He not. Sandals Resorts, Pepsi, Sandals Resorts. Orange juice in the morning. God damn.
Rory
I'll vlog from there.
Damaris
Sandals is like, never mind, please.
Rory
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You mean the bean bag chair?
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Ooh, yes, that's smart.
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Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 361 | Swingers
Release Date: April 11, 2025
In Episode 361 of "New Rory & MAL," hosted by iHeartPodcasts and The Volume, Rory, Mal, and Damaris engage in an engaging and candid discussion covering a wide array of topics, from the mental well-being of celebrities to the intricate dynamics of modern relationships and the evolving landscape of the music industry. Skipping over the interspersed advertisements, the trio delves deep into personal anecdotes, industry insights, and listener interactions, offering both humor and thought-provoking perspectives.
Timestamp: 02:10 - 05:00
The episode opens with a heated debate about the level of care fans should have for the personal well-being of their favorite artists versus their appreciation for the music they produce. Rory initiates the conversation by questioning his own level of empathy towards Justin Bieber, stating:
Rory [04:22]: "Justin Bieber is just a Care Bear. He cares."
Damaris counters by emphasizing the humanity of artists:
Damaris [04:16]: "They're people with feelings. They're not just... just there to save the universe."
The discussion highlights the tension between being a consumer of music and recognizing the human behind the artistry. Rory admits a certain detachment, while Damaris advocates for a more compassionate approach, suggesting that caring about artists' mental health enhances the fan experience.
Timestamp: 07:35 - 09:00
The conversation shifts to personal experiences at events, specifically referencing Dreamville and Dream Build Fest. Rory expresses regret over not attending Dream Build Fest, fearing he would have been "the elephant in the room." Damaris reassures him of his popularity, while Mal adds humor by stating:
Mal [08:35]: "It was narcissistic of you to think so."
This segment underscores the duo's camaraderie and the occasional self-deprecating humor they share about navigating social gatherings.
Timestamp: 09:00 - 25:00
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the discussion of mixtapes and the pivotal role 50 Cent played in revolutionizing this aspect of the music industry. Damaris likens Odoo business management software to fertilizers and magic beanstalks, drawing a parallel to how mixtapes can nurture an artist's growth:
Damaris [01:31]: "Odoo is like fertilizer, the way it promotes growth and all. But other people say Odoo is like a magic beanstalk because it grows with your company and is also magically affordable."
Rory passionately argues that without 50 Cent, many artists would not have ventured into mixtapes, emphasizing his foundational influence:
Rory [20:07]: "But I'm saying these guys wouldn't have done their mixtapes if it wasn't for 50 Cent."
They debate the contributions of various artists like Lil Wayne, 21 Savage, and Rick Ross, often circling back to credit 50 Cent for setting the stage. Mal interjects with light-hearted jabs, maintaining the balance between serious discourse and playful banter.
Timestamp: 70:00 - 75:00
Rory shares a personal story about visiting his doctor due to high blood pressure, highlighting his skepticism towards medical dismissals:
Rory [71:10]: "No, I've never had a doctor have a concern and just brush it off like that."
Damaris and Mal offer supportive remarks, with Mal encouraging Rory to prioritize his health:
Mal [72:21]: "It's your first time. Nervous?"
The trio uses this segment to underscore the importance of proactive health management, intertwining personal experiences with general advice.
Timestamp: 85:27 - 86:45
Damaris expresses condolences over a tragic accident at the Jet Set nightclub in the Dominican Republic, where Merengue singer Ruby Perez lost her life. The hosts reflect on the preventable nature of the tragedy, citing building code violations and lack of safety measures:
Damaris [86:26]: "They were telling them that they should shut the place down and make some changes to the structure and everything like that. So it's just tragic that it happened because it seems like it could have been avoided."
Rory and Mal echo these sentiments, discussing the broader implications of negligence in event safety and offering prayers for the victims and their families.
Timestamp: 88:19 - 99:00
Listeners contribute voicemails discussing the concept of superstars in the modern hip-hop scene. Rory critiques the current generation's lack of sustained success, referencing artists like Roddy Ricch, DaBaby, Lil Baby, and Playboi Carti. He laments the absence of superstars akin to Drake, Kendrick Lamar, and J. Cole, asserting:
Rory [89:00]: "We've had great artists, but they've never even remotely come close to the superstar role the way those guys have."
Damaris and Mal provide counterpoints, acknowledging the dedication required to achieve superstar status and debating whether current artists possess the necessary consistency and commitment.
Timestamp: 90:15 - 118:56
A thought-provoking voicemail poses a hypothetical situation about choosing between partners based on physical appearance and sexual compatibility:
Listener [90:15]: "Would you rather be with someone who is like a dime, but their sex is just boring, or someone who looks a little mid but has more adventurous inhibitions?"
The trio navigates this sensitive topic with a mix of humor and serious reflection. Damaris critiques the concept, suggesting that those into swinging or unconventional sexual arrangements might have underlying insecurities. Rory contemplates the balance between physical attraction and deeper emotional connections, ultimately advocating for finding partners who align with one's values and desires.
Timestamp: 118:56 - End
As the episode winds down, the hosts reiterate key points from their discussions, emphasizing the importance of health, meaningful relationships, and the evolving nature of the music industry. They encourage listeners to engage thoughtfully with the topics at hand and to consider the broader implications of personal choices on both individual well-being and community dynamics.
Rory [04:22]: "Justin Bieber is just a Care Bear. He cares."
Damaris [04:16]: "They're people with feelings. They're not just... just there to save the universe."
Rory [20:07]: "But I'm saying these guys wouldn't have done their mixtapes if it wasn't for 50 Cent."
Damaris [86:26]: "It's just tragic that it happened because it seems like it could have been avoided."
Rory [89:00]: "We've had great artists, but they've never even remotely come close to the superstar role the way those guys have."
Listener Voicemail [90:15]: "Would you rather be with someone who is like a dime, but their sex is just boring, or someone who looks a little mid but has more adventurous inhibitions?"
Conclusion:
Episode 361 of "New Rory & MAL" offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful commentary on contemporary issues within the music industry and personal relationships. The hosts effectively balance light-hearted banter with serious discussions, creating an engaging narrative that resonates with a diverse audience. From dissecting the legacy of mixtapes to exploring the complexities of modern relationships, Rory, Mal, and Damaris provide listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful analysis.