Episode 364 | Cousins

Summary

Podcast Summary: Episode 364 | Cousins

New Rory & MAL, hosted by iHeartPodcasts and The Volume, dives deep into a variety of topics with fresh stories, laughs, and unfiltered opinions. In Episode 364, titled "Cousins," released on April 22, 2025, hosts Rory, Mal, and Damaris engage in vibrant discussions ranging from relationships and toxic masculinity to celebrity controversies and the complexities of modern relationships.

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1. Opening Banter and Relationship Dynamics (00:00 - 03:03)

The episode kicks off with playful banter about using PayPal to manage shared expenses among friends, particularly focusing on splitting costs for shared items like mattress toppers and beanbag chairs.

• Rory [00:00]: "PayPal lets you pay all your pals like your graduation gifters. Who's paying for the mattress topper?"
• Mal [00:06]: "You mean the beanbag chair? Aren't we getting a mini fridge?"

This light-hearted conversation sets the stage for deeper discussions on interpersonal relationships and financial management within social circles.

2. Relationships, Age Differences, and Double Standards (03:03 - 57:18)

The hosts delve into the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on age differences and the associated societal perceptions.

• Damaris [05:54]: "Did you see the comparison? I think it's the first time of our generation that 420 and Easter fell on the same day."

The conversation evolves into examining the double standards in relationships, especially when it comes to older men dating significantly younger women versus older women dating younger men. They discuss public figures like Tracee Ellis Ross and LeBron James, analyzing societal reactions to their relationship choices.

• Damaris [57:07]: "That's why when you say stuff like that, boo, you gotta clarify because she could be talking about a... that's seven years younger than her."
• Mal [57:18]: "They usually say that they're taking advantage, that he's trying to take advantage of her for money."

The hosts express concerns over double standards, emphasizing that older men with younger partners often face stigmatization, whereas similar dynamics involving older women and younger men are either overlooked or treated differently.

3. Shannon Sharp Case and Celebrity Controversies (84:56 - 95:15)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the Shannon Sharp case, where allegations of inappropriate behavior and digital misconduct emerge.

• Damaris [85:00]: "There's so fucking mad list. In no way are we making fun of a case or anybody that has been anally raped or is accusing. Let the courts figure everything out."

The hosts analyze leaked text messages and public statements related to Shannon Sharp, critiquing the legal representation by Tony Busby and expressing skepticism about the validity of the accusations based on the available evidence.

• DJ Head [87:39]: "But so Tony Busby, once again behind some... We just have to wait and see."

They stress the importance of letting the judicial system process the allegations without public bias or premature judgments.

4. Modern Sex Culture: OnlyFans and Sexting (95:15 - 113:05)

Transitioning from high-profile cases, the conversation shifts to the evolving landscape of digital relationships, focusing on platforms like OnlyFans and the dynamics of sexting.

• Damaris [95:24]: "But if you're with your girlfriend, you just eat her and that's it."

The hosts debate the implications of monetized personal interactions on OnlyFans, discussing the authenticity of connections formed through such platforms and the challenges of maintaining genuine relationships in a digital age.

• Mal [100:08]: "I'm way ahead of you. I feel weird. I'm not doing that."

They explore the psychological and social impacts of digital intimacy, questioning whether platforms like OnlyFans facilitate healthy relationships or perpetuate superficial connections.

5. Celebrity Behavior and Public Perception (113:05 - 105:24)

Returning to celebrity behavior, the hosts discuss Kanye West's controversial statements and actions, particularly focusing on his alleged inappropriate behavior and its reception by the public.

• Damaris [114:46]: "But the world maybe not be so in bad shape after all."

They critique Kanye's public persona and his impact on his legacy, debating whether his actions are reflections of personal trauma or calculated attempts to maintain relevance.

• DJ Head [115:00]: "If anybody were a mutual friend of ours that knows Kevin Gates, please let him know that we would love to have him on the show."

The hosts emphasize the importance of separating the art from the artist, advocating for recognition of genuine talent despite personal controversies.

6. Ethical Considerations and Social Responsibility (115:30 - 118:00)

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts reflect on the ethical responsibilities of public figures and the media in shaping public perceptions.

• Damaris [117:30]: "And let the courts figure that out. We're not here to talk about that."

They advocate for restraint in public discourse, urging listeners to allow legal processes to unfold without sensationalism or biased narratives.

7. Closing Remarks and Reflections (118:00 - 120:00)

In the closing segments, the hosts share personal anecdotes and reflections on the topics discussed, reiterating their commitment to addressing sensitive issues with empathy and critical analysis.

• Damaris [119:50]: "But I just don't view you as like a sex object."

They wrap up the episode by emphasizing the importance of understanding and compassion in dealing with complex social and personal issues.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Damaris [00:32]: "Let your shoes do the talking. Designer Shoe Warehouse is packed with fresh styles that speak to your whole vibe without saying a word." (Advertisement segment)

• Mal [03:03]: "But that makes sense, though. I'm not hunting no live bunnies."

• DJ Head [05:14]: "I love what he's doing on. On the Batt. He's instigating. He's doing what he's supposed to do."

• Damaris [15:29]: "He's trying to come with the shout out.", followed by an advertisement script.

• Mal [22:30]: "The idea that vampires hate garlic has roots in folklore and symbolic associations more than any one book or movie."

• DJ Head [35:04]: "Not going to love every beat from every song. You're not. That's just impossible."

• Damaris [44:20]: "I believe in double standards, especially when they work in our benefit."

• DJ Head [75:44]: "Cause you broke your dark streak to, like, come out here and concern yourself with the opinions of the peasants."

• Damaris [85:48]: "This is a statement from his."

• Mal [100:08]: "I'm saying I've heard of situations where men have nutted."

• DJ Head [110:56]: "You could see a lion walking a restaurant you are at with a younger girl, you're gonna have something to say."

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Conclusion

Episode 364 of New Rory & MAL offers a candid exploration of modern relationships, societal double standards, celebrity controversies, and the intricacies of digital intimacy. Through engaging dialogue and insightful commentary, the hosts encourage listeners to critically examine prevailing social norms and the impact of media on personal relationships. This episode is a must-listen for those interested in understanding the nuanced dynamics of contemporary social interactions and the influences shaping them.

Transcript

[Rory]

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[Mal]

You mean the beanbag chair? Aren't we getting a mini fridge?

[Damaris]

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[Mal]

Ooh yes, that's smart.

[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[DJ Head]

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[Damaris]

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[Mal]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[DJ Head]

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[Damaris]

O.Com the volume.

[Mal]

No worry enough Hanging.

[Damaris]

With my cousin reading dirty magazines we sing some niggas kissing we know what.

[DJ Head]

That should mean Then we start reenacting everything that we sing that's when I.

[Damaris]

Gave my cousin hate Give my cousin head Give my cousin head and give my cousin we are back Happy top.

[DJ Head]

Of the week Top of the top.

[Damaris]

Happy well he is risen he is.

[DJ Head]

Risen he is he rose he rose.

[Damaris]

Said what's up to his moms and Then died again.

[DJ Head]

And now we have to go buy, like, pink clothes and new air forces.

[Damaris]

And worship Easter bunnies and then go.

[DJ Head]

Easter egg hunting even though bunnies don't lay. Whatever.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Where did.

[DJ Head]

I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. We've been lied to since we were this high.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

And we just pass it down to our children. And our children.

[Mal]

But that makes sense, though. I'm not hunting no live bunnies. Like, I don't want, like, baby bunnies to hunt. That's mad expensive and annoying. Like, give me your eggs. Lie to me.

[Damaris]

And you're not catching, like, a rabbit at all.

[DJ Head]

Not some rabbits. You can't catch some rabbits. All rabbits are not. Like, they don't run from you. I know people that have pet rabbits. You walk right up to them and they just like.

[Damaris]

But they're domestic. I'm talking about the ones in the wilderness.

[DJ Head]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no. You. You ain't catching a. Wow. A wild rabbit. I didn't see cheetahs have a hard time catching.

[Damaris]

There's a cartoon based on this entire scenario.

[DJ Head]

Yes. Yeah. No, you're not catching no wild rabbit.

[Damaris]

I feel like if you use a gun on a rabbit, like, that's. You're.

[DJ Head]

How much meat you should shoot. Yeah.

[Damaris]

The bullet's taken away half your meal.

[DJ Head]

How much. How much food do you have left after you shoot a rabbit with a 12 gauge? Like, you don't have a 12 gauge. Yeah, you don't have much. You don't have much meat.

[Damaris]

Explode like a water.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, it's not much meat left on the bone, man.

[Damaris]

Well, with that said, happy Easter. Hope everyone spent it with their families, if they even celebrate it. Did you see the comparison? I think it's the first time of our generation that 420 and Easter fell on the same day.

[DJ Head]

Really?

[Damaris]

And they actually are more aligned than we think they are, because Easter is about resurrection, and 420 is actually to celebrate resurrecting the spring and new ideas and new feelings because we just went through the winter. I read on Twitter. So it's true.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, absolutely. Come on, man.

[Damaris]

By a verified account that you can pay for.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, absolutely. Come on. Where else do you get your knowledge from these days?

[Damaris]

And he. He put it in a graphic, so I definitely believed it.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, it makes sense. It checks out.

[Damaris]

What's wrong about it?

[Mal]

Spring started a month ago.

[Damaris]

Who said Jesus wasn't even his birthday, isn't even December 25th?

[DJ Head]

We don't talk about that enough either.

[Damaris]

And that's like, actually a fact. That's not even like a conspiracy. It's just they were just like, we'll go with this day. So how am I supposed to know this was the day that he rose.

[DJ Head]

It's all. Listen, man, the calendar is not even supposed to be 12 months. How much you want to get into this?

[Damaris]

Sunday is really the first day.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. It's just like, come on, man. I don't know what to believe anymore.

[Damaris]

See, Clearly I celebrated 420.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. You look like I could tell in your eyes.

[Damaris]

No, I actually did smoke.

[DJ Head]

Of course you did. Yeah.

[Damaris]

But, you know, I'm not like a huge smoker. But, yeah, I went. Went to check Alchemist and Astor Club and that whole thing and.

[DJ Head]

How was it?

[Damaris]

It was cool.

[DJ Head]

Yeah?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

Did you get a vinyl?

[Damaris]

No, because they were sold out by the time I got there.

[DJ Head]

Damn.

[Damaris]

And I was like mid DJ set, so I couldn't even like, be like.

[DJ Head]

Yo, let me get yours.

[Damaris]

Yo, you got one like yours off the needle.

[Mal]

Take yours off the needle.

[DJ Head]

Take yours off the needle. But.

[Damaris]

But no, it's cool. I did my 420 was cool. It was very, very music based. Went and saw Alchemist, then went to an amusement park, then smoked again, and then saw Terrace Martin at Blue Note. I was like, it was like a stoner's dream.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yeah. You had like a night mall.

[Damaris]

Mall food. Like, it was great.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. What amusement park did you go to?

[Damaris]

The one in American Dream.

[DJ Head]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Indoor one.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Damaris]

And here I was thinking, like, oh, it's Easter. No one's going to be there.

[DJ Head]

No packed dog.

[Damaris]

I've never even seen the mall like.

[DJ Head]

That right after church.

[Damaris]

But, you know, I got the quick pass.

[DJ Head]

You got to park right in the front.

[Mal]

Having a quick pass for the mall is crazy as those lines are crazy.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. On Easter. Easter Sunday. Yeah.

[Damaris]

And, like, I did start to feel kind of bad, but not really. Like, all the kids that were patiently waiting in line for each of these rides, and 34 year old high just steps right in front of him. No, it's my. It's my turn.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Chill, young dog. You're 34.

[DJ Head]

What are you doing?

[Damaris]

Stop cutting kids in line.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Now you had a full day, though. Terrace Martin at night to end the night.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

What's up with Terrence? How you doing?

[Damaris]

He's doing real good. He did a show with Kenyan Dixon. They have, like, a residency now. Terrace does that all the time. It's good. Good to see Terrace. He may stop by today.

[DJ Head]

Okay.

[Damaris]

But he's definitely gonna come on the pod soon. They have a project coming out, but it was a Terrace Martin show, so, you know, it's incredible. Yeah, good music, funny. Always, always good to see him. Always good to argue and debate and talk some with him.

[DJ Head]

That's why.

[Damaris]

No, that's why I wanted him to come here today.

[DJ Head]

Since the last time, since the last time I saw terrorists, a lot has happened.

[Damaris]

He said to me when I was leaving, like, yo, is Mall gonna be there tomorrow? I was like, yeah, he's my co host. Like mark gonna be there. I was like, yeah, people be.

[DJ Head]

But you know, it's funny, like people be anticipating to see me because they want to R. And I really don't have no debate.

[Damaris]

But you know, Terrace loves you.

[DJ Head]

Like, no, no, that's my guy. That Terrace is my guy. But it's just that I don't. I don't have the energy to go back and forth with a guy like.

[Damaris]

Because you gotta. Because we got a big debate. Even though at this point when we're recording, it is Monday at 3:13pm DJ Head has not confirmed yet. This is our way to pressure him even more. Like what time we post that clip?

[DJ Head]

It was before, like probably like 11:00am.

[Damaris]

You on the clock, Head.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, it's all right.

[Damaris]

Kanye giving his cousin head. DJ head hasn't nevermind.

[Mal]

Yeah, you still high 11? Yeah, I could tell.

[DJ Head]

Now I'm gonna just keep showing DJ Head his birth certificate, his real name.

[Damaris]

That's going to be your strategy?

[DJ Head]

Yeah, like, come on, look at your name. Cut it out. Cut it out, man. He won before it started.

[Damaris]

For those that did not see the clip on Patreon, we were discussing the jubilee thing of, of the back and forth of debates on YouTube. And we brought up mall going against 20 Kendrick fans, which then turned into a one on one against DJ head, which I am fully prepared to produce. Talk to Elliot. I'm down. I think me and Jeremy can write the questions. Damaris and Elliot can be commentators and we treat the like a boxing match. 20. You think you handle 20 questions?

[DJ Head]

Come on, man. Come on, man. This is me. This is me you talking to, man.

[Damaris]

I was looking in the comments. I feel like the Kendrick stands have actually taken over socials. But I did see a lot of people in the comments thinking that. That you'll be victorious.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, come on, man. Come on, man. Come on.

[Damaris]

That can't be a debate answer though. You can't just say to dj, hey yo, come on.

[DJ Head]

Nah, man, I mean, listen, bro, listen, Head is my guy. I think that we'll sit and have a great conversation, but what is it to actually debate? I don't think there's anything to debate at this point anymore.

[Damaris]

And I saw. I mean, I think this just proves that our show is actually not misogynistic, because I think Demer should be one of the commentators, not the ring girl. Like everyone was saying.

[DJ Head]

That is the match can be the ring girl.

[Mal]

That's just.

[Damaris]

I thought it was. Besides, I think you'd smoke it, but.

[Mal]

Yeah, I would smoke both, actually. But let's just.

[Damaris]

Maybe you could do the ring girl thing with, like, the microphone headset.

[DJ Head]

Nah, change the game, baby. Change the game. Yeah, you'd be the first ring girl to actually say something.

[Mal]

Nah, I'm cool. Nah, nah. I'm sitting next to Elliot. Eat him up. Pause, pause, pause. Oz.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that was rough. Don't even mark that make. That's the clip. Don't play no context either. Elliot up.

[DJ Head]

That's it.

[Damaris]

Three second clip.

[DJ Head]

Let it go out.

[Damaris]

Collab post with Elliot. Well, yes, hopefully they do reply. I feel like we put them in a position where they have to do it now. You can't. You can't have all that debate for a year straight and then someone challenge you and you'd be like, no. Kind of like Natalie Nunn on Baddie's Reunion, which I also watched yesterday at a full day in between the amusement park to Terrace Martin. I watched the finale.

[DJ Head]

Is it WWE or what?

[Damaris]

Duh.

[DJ Head]

That might be the BTS camera. When they followed him away from the ring and follow him backstage, I was.

[Damaris]

Sitting there like, yo, did Scorsese direct this?

[DJ Head]

That's great.

[Damaris]

That's like the one shot from Goodfellas.

[DJ Head]

They just in there fighting. They just in there fighting. Thumping.

[Damaris]

Duh. And you owe Bobby Light an apology.

[DJ Head]

Why?

[Damaris]

He's a star.

[DJ Head]

I said he wasn't.

[Damaris]

He has the greatest job of all time.

[DJ Head]

No, I didn't say he was. I said his music wasn't good. I didn't say he wasn't a star.

[Damaris]

No, he rap. He could rap. You just don't like the content.

[DJ Head]

Well, yeah, that too.

[Damaris]

He made the First Cousin song.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, that was the brothers. Kanye made cousins. Bobby, like, made brothers.

[Damaris]

He's gonna whoop our ass.

[DJ Head]

I'm not Bobby Light, man.

[Damaris]

I. With Bobby, like, I just don't.

[DJ Head]

I do, too. I don't have nothing.

[Damaris]

I have to deal with the consequences of things you say. Remember I told you ran down on me in Miami.

[DJ Head]

Bobby Light.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

And said what?

[Damaris]

He was pissed about the comments you made about his freestyle.

[DJ Head]

I just said.

[Damaris]

I started quoting it.

[DJ Head]

All I said was, turn that off. I don't want to hear that. I didn't. I didn't say it was bad. I just said, y'all don't want to hear that. He's not for me.

[Damaris]

He's not for Play. Play.

[DJ Head]

No, listen, man, I think Bobby Light is a star.

[Damaris]

Shout Out.

[DJ Head]

I love what he's doing on. On the Batt. He's instigating. He's doing what he's supposed to do.

[Damaris]

He's amazing on that show.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, man, but the Baddies is Damaris. Do you watch Baddies?

[Mal]

Absolutely not.

[DJ Head]

You gotta watch it.

[Mal]

No, I don't.

[DJ Head]

Yes, you do. It's like. It's like. It's like the perfect guilty pleasure because it comes on at 8 on Sunday. So it's like, you know, you can kind of like watch it. You don't. It doesn't have to be the last thing you watch Sunday. You can watch something else after that. But it's like. It's just good laughs. It's like, yo. They all hear wilding the fuck out. It's just, you know, it's one of those type of shows, that's all.

[Mal]

I would quite literally rather never, ever in my life. It's not for me, but, I mean, I'm glad that you guys.

[DJ Head]

I said the same thing and then I watched it and now I'm just.

[Mal]

I've watched an episode before. I don't like stuff like that. I was just Ratchet as far I'm not watching it.

[DJ Head]

That's ratchet, baby. D, you. You Queen Ratchet.

[Mal]

Yeah, I. Listen, I'm. I don't want to watch, like, what I grew up around on tv. Like, other people watch that because it's, like, entertaining for them. Like, because I've been around shit like that. I don't. That's not.

[DJ Head]

Well, it's so entertaining. What's her name? DTB diamond the Body. She let us know last night after she fought for 37 minutes of an hour broadcast. At the end of the episode, she said, yeah, I don't really got beef with none of y'all. For real. I'm just. I'm just. She fought everybody.

[Damaris]

I was at the edge of my seat thinking she was going to do the hug punch thing at the end, but she was.

[DJ Head]

She got that off already. Yeah, she walked out on episode one. Walked out, gave Natalie hugging and slapped the. Out of her and great.

[Damaris]

She said, I got. She. She fought for an hour straight. Head up with everybody and then say, y'all gotta go to a booking. Yeah, get your eye fixed.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, one of her braids got ripped out. Bald spot gangster.

[Mal]

Oh, she's pretty. I saw her on Tick Tock.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, you like her?

[Damaris]

Light skinned girl, the red shorts in the braids. Oh, she's the Floyd Mayweather this year.

[DJ Head]

That's Big Lex. Yeah. She came in the fight. She came in with a boxing outfit on with some Jordans on. She ain't come near cute. She knew what it was. She came out ready to fight.

[Damaris]

Is it? Is it? We may talk to my therapist about this. The more she was fighting, the more attractive I found her. Like, I had a crush on her by the end of. But I was like, that's a thoroughbred. She wasn't scared of one girl. She was right with anybody. I started to have more and more of a crush on her. Now I kind of see why girls like the thugs, like the guys have the violence. Like I see the reverse because I saw it. I was like, yeah, get them, Bay.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

She was doing flying knees like.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, big legs. Shout out to big. Let's shout out to all the girls on baddies, man. I love the fact that y'all just on there fighting. No talent. It. Let's just fight. Sometimes you guys just let them know it. I just want to fight, so maybe.

[Damaris]

Not even an issue.

[DJ Head]

Let's just find no beef. Diamond. Diamond let y'all know at the end of the episode. Like, y'all, I ain't gotta beef with nobody for real. Like, I'm just. I'm just in here fighting.

[Damaris]

I saw three girls jump one girl and then five minutes later, the girls that were jumping that girl were then fighting each other.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, that's how I gotta be sometimes. Everybody getting all ass is kicked. I like it. Yeah, shout out to the baddies, man.

[Damaris]

And shout out to Blueface.

[DJ Head]

And when his baby mom's on there actually well too Krishan used to be on there. She's not on there no more. Her sister to Seki. Nobody better fight her ever again. She was on there fighting like she was at the fight for the big piece of chicken growing up. Yeah, yeah, she's. When somebody used to fight for their food, you don't want to fight. Nobody said had to fight for food. You don't want to fight. Nobody had to fight food.

[Damaris]

No, we. We have to figure out Josh talk the volume. We got to be like guest hosts or something or at least in the live studio audience for a reunion.

[DJ Head]

We have a lot that's a lot going on.

[Damaris]

Sit me next to Bobby and give me a microphone.

[DJ Head]

Patties, that's my. I went to see Sinners over the weekend. Oh, no, Go. I think Sunday. No. Saturday night I went to see Centers. Michael B. Jordan. Shout out to Michael B. Jordan. Ryan Coogler. Great movie. I. I really enjoyed it. I love the cinematography. I love the message behind it. Some of the action scenes were a little cheesy, little corny, but, you know, you can't. You can't hit home run every time. But overall, then they did a great job. Michael B. Jordan did a great job playing alongside himself, which he. I saw him speak about how difficult it was and having to learn where to walk and, you know, his eye levels and everything like that during his line. So he did a great job. But overall, to me, I think the messaging behind the movie was the most important part of it, which is what.

[Damaris]

I honestly, like, have seen all the advertisements. I don't think I've seen the trailer. I don't know what this movie's about. I just saw great reviews.

[DJ Head]

It's about the Delta, you know, the blues down there. And. But I like how they integrated, you know, blues coming from Africa, you know, African music, original music, and then translating into hip hop and, you know, the culture now. They did a great job of integrating it and just telling that story about how it's all connected at some point. And then there was other, you know, other messages. And, you know, I don't want to give it away because it's only been out a few days, but people do need to go see it. It is a good movie. One, I was in the movie theater and one dude thought it was absolutely terrible. He got up and walked out. He's like, oh, this shit is trash. And I was just like. But then when he walked past me and I saw what he was wearing, I was like, ah, he's the guy that would walk out.

[Damaris]

What was he wearing?

[DJ Head]

He just looked like. He don't. He wouldn't understand that type of storyline like that. Just. It just wasn't the movie for him.

[Damaris]

He thought white people did, in fact, come up with rock and roll.

[DJ Head]

Well, I'm not gonna say he thought that, but that movie was not for him.

[Damaris]

He likes bluegrass over blues probably.

[DJ Head]

Probably. But to me, I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was a. A great, you know, visual and the storyline behind it. Great actors was in it. But, yeah, shout out to Michael B. Jordan, Ryan Coogler. Because now this is what they started with Fruitvale Station, I believe that was their first film together. And to see, you know, the. The films that they've done since then. And I think Ryan's deal, the way he constructed his deal with this was incredible. I think he owns the movie outright. Like, all rights to his. After, like 20. 20 years, I think. Oh, wow.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[DJ Head]

So I think, you know, they just. Starting with him and Michael B. Jordan are doing. I see that they're, you know, they're just building a portfolio of work and things like that. And, you know, I think that what they're doing is great.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

For real.

[Damaris]

Station Creed, Black Panther, one and two centers. That's a. Yeah, it's a crazy little list they're putting together.

[DJ Head]

They're definitely doing some good things. So, you know, gotta go support people like that. That's building something and working together for so many years.

[Damaris]

Damaris, you saw, right?

[Mal]

Yes, I did.

[Damaris]

Did you walk out?

[Mal]

No, I enjoyed it a lot. I really. I think it was really, really well done. It is a vampire movie that's not giving anything away. Just so you do know what it's about. It's a vampire movie, but they told a story. Yeah.

[Damaris]

In the explanation, he said, there's vampires, too.

[Mal]

Maul's explanation. I know he was just trying not to give away the premise. I get what he was saying.

[Damaris]

Did they, like, represent the vampire labels or something? You said, what are they, like a metaphor for the major label?

[DJ Head]

There is some of that. Okay, There is some of that.

[Damaris]

Another group of people.

[DJ Head]

It is, though. Yeah, it is. Because when they can't see. I don't want to spoil it. But when they first showed up to the club or the juke joint, they were specifically there for the singer.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[DJ Head]

It was like, I want him. And it was like. Okay. So that type of messaging, you know, I'm saying I don't want to get. You got to really pay attention and really just follow the story. And then you notice that it was Indians that were looking for. Or Native Americans that were looking for one of the people, and he's from the Caucus Mountains.

[Damaris]

Gotcha.

[DJ Head]

This is a whole bunch of. It's a lot of little John Smith in there. Yeah, it's a lot of little new ones.

[Mal]

The characters are very likable. Both of the black women in the film were absolutely beautiful. Like the love interest. They were absolutely beautiful. Hailee Steinfeld. I forgot what her name is. She was in the Superman movie. She was really, really good. Everybody did an amaz job. The story was really well told. The scenes that were not action scenes because Mall Has a point to. Action scenes were not that great, but the scenes that were not action scenes were very well shot. At no point was I reminded that Michael B. Jordan was playing two people. And that's kind of hard to do in a movie. So it was. It was really good. It was really good.

[DJ Head]

What do you think about the. There's been things going online where they say they feel like Jonathan Majors was supposed to play alongside him in that as well.

[Mal]

Well, they're making fun of that because of the way that Jonathan Majors dresses and the time. The time story, the time of the movie that. That the movie was supposed to be.

[DJ Head]

I wouldn't have been mad at that, though, like, I like, because it obviously would. Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler are building. They obviously working together. They're going to continue to do films together. I wouldn't be mad at that. Because somebody else that does that. Spike Lee. All the Spike Lee movies generally have the same cast in every movie. I wouldn't be mad to see Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan Majors. You know, obviously they have the creed thing. Yeah, I wouldn't have been mad to see him. I wouldn't have been mad.

[Mal]

I mean, Jonathan Majors looks like he belongs in a film that was shot in the 30s for sure. But I think Michael B. Playing his own twin added something to the movie.

[DJ Head]

It was a nice spin. It was unique. I just, again, it was, you know, certain things when it came to the action, the fighting scenes, I thought was a little.

[Mal]

It's gonna be hard. Yeah, it will be hard to do, period. And then to do it with CGI is like, you know what's hard?

[DJ Head]

You know, the blood, like, the gore. Nobody bleeds like that. It doesn't shoot out.

[Damaris]

I mean, if it's a vampire movie, isn't that. Yeah, but that's in vampire movies.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but that. But they don't have to be in this vampire movie. They could have kept it a little more realistic as possible. Nobody's bleeding all the way shooting across.

[Mal]

The only parts that were pissing me off were the vampire flying scenes. I hated the way the vampires was flying. That was pissing me off. But other than that, it was cool. I liked it. I think it was a good movie. It was a really good movie. If you haven't seen it, go check it out. A girl is currently going viral because she said she walked out in the middle of the movie because it was bothering her spirit. She's a Christian. And then they on her ass saying, why are you a Christian? Going to see a Movie called Sinners. Like, you kind of should expected that. So if you are of the religious belief and stuff like that, somebody really said, yes, don't go see it. But other than that, it's a really good movie.

[DJ Head]

Get the. See, that'd be the part of the Christian church that people like that. Shut the up. You walked out. Cause what. What should you walk out on? What part. What part of the movie was like, I can't. This is enough. That was. It wasn't like that. It wasn't that deep. Like, come on, man. Cut the good movie. Shout out to. Again, shout out to Michael B. Jordan, Ryan Coogler. Go support the movie if you haven't already. I think you would enjoy it.

[Damaris]

Did the UMG characters, like, fight them off with garlic? Was like that their way of. Their way of streaming? It was garlic and stealing their publishing?

[DJ Head]

It was garlic in there. It was. You know, you can't have vampires and not have garlic. It was some garlic in there. Yeah. It was a good movie, man. I think overall, you know, people. People enjoy it.

[Damaris]

We need to figure out the history of who created the vampire and why they landed on garlic as their kryptonite. Like, the older I get, the more questions I have about the things that I just accepted and never thought into. Like, let me ask you, who decided that garlic.

[DJ Head]

I mean, you know, maybe because, you know, bad breath and, you know, the vampires have to bite. You have to get. Get up close on you.

[Damaris]

They're legitimately sucking your blood. I don't think how you smell is really like. Yeah, the most important.

[DJ Head]

You got to get close to them in order for them to bite you. If you ate some garlic, you know, your breath kind of. I don't know, maybe.

[Damaris]

Why do vampires.

[Mal]

I'm way ahead of you.

[Damaris]

Garlic.

[Mal]

The idea that vampires hate garlic has roots in folklore and symbolic associations more than any one book or movie. It's known for its medicine and protection properties. Garlic has been used for centuries and folk medicine to ward off illness and infection. That makes perfect sense. That's what I was thinking.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

They were created by a disease of the blood. So a powerful antibiotic like garlic would kill a vampire.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Okay. I mean, there's too much pizza in New York for us to ever get hit. So I'm not scared of vampires.

[DJ Head]

You're not scared of vampires?

[Damaris]

Nah. How much garlic I put on my. On all my food.

[DJ Head]

So you're protected is what you're saying?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

Okay. All right. Protect your neck.

[Mal]

My version of a protect your neck is funny.

[DJ Head]

Protect yours.

[Mal]

Man, y'all never thought, like. Y'all never found, like, vamp. Like, I always thought the vampire stuff was kind of like, I don't know, like, sexy. Y'all never thought that. Just n. I'm freaked out. Nah, it's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Nah.

[DJ Head]

Nah, baby. I never. I never thought the vampire was sexy. I never was like.

[Damaris]

I never saw count and was like.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, I never. I never saw. You know, I never saw vampires.

[Mal]

Like, vampire. Like, I always thought, like, just vampirism was like, okay. Like, it was kind of like an undertone in it.

[Damaris]

Like, see my sister? That's cuz the media trained you that way with Twilight and all those teen movies to brainwash you to think that that behavior is okay.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, it's not.

[Mal]

Did he just say my sister?

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

420.

[DJ Head]

Okay, 420. What wasn't?

[Damaris]

All those teen movies, like, they got all, like, the Abercrombie models to, like, fall in love as vampires.

[Mal]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

They was brainwashing.

[Mal]

They were glitter. Yo. The ones in Twilight were, like, glittery. Like, their. Their, like, skin was, like, glittery and.

[Damaris]

Would you a vampire?

[DJ Head]

Would I a vampire?

[Damaris]

Who's the vampire at night?

[Mal]

Who's the vampire?

[Damaris]

India Love.

[DJ Head]

Oh, yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Damaris]

You let her bite you and then just become a. I'm in it now.

[DJ Head]

It. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in the clan now. What is it? The.

[Mal]

The clan?

[DJ Head]

Yeah. I'm part of. The. Part of the vamps.

[Damaris]

But. And see, we talked about this when we were talking about. I am legendary. I forgot how many episodes ago when I was like, no, why don't you, like, Will Smith, just get bit? Like, you're dragging this. Like, what's the big deal if you just join the crew that does this?

[DJ Head]

Nah, but that's.

[Damaris]

If there's vampires running around and I'm the last, like, just bite me. Like, can we get this over with? I'll join y'all. I'll be a vampire, too.

[Mal]

He was looking for a cure. He was. He wasn't.

[DJ Head]

That was different too, though, because those are, like, zombies. I think zombies and vampires are totally different.

[Mal]

Well, I am. Legend was originally about vampire. Like, the book is written about vampires. Those were supposed to be, like, a more realistic version of a vampire.

[DJ Head]

You believe in vampires?

[Mal]

I don't not believe in them. I believe there's probably an entity that resembles them. No, I don't think. They have, like, little pointy fangs and, like, say, I want to drink your blood. I don't Think that. But I think there's some type of entity that probably resembles that.

[Damaris]

All right, man.

[Mal]

Or like energy vampires. I believe energy vampires exist.

[DJ Head]

What's the energy?

[Mal]

Vampire people who come around you and drain all of the happiness and joy and positive things out of your life.

[Damaris]

I believe that that's why you gotta get your cords cut. And that's what the psychic was telling me. That there was somebody's doing that to me that will remain nameless. That like sucking the energy and life out of me from a distance.

[DJ Head]

For real.

[Damaris]

That's the thing though. But even the cord cutting girl, like that's part of it. Like subconsciously people can create chords and take bits and pieces of your energy without even knowing it. But I think it's crazy that Damaris gives me shit all the time for thinking that a missile hit the Pentagon. But she believes in vampires. I come in here with like not to be she regular safe, regular conspiracy theories that she clowns me for. And now all of a sudden she believes in vampires?

[DJ Head]

No, she says she doesn't not believe in them. She didn't say she does believe in them.

[Mal]

I won't sit up here and say, nah, vampires ain't real. Like, I won't say that. Like I don't know that for sure. But I don't. You know, I would be surprised if I found out they existed. But I'm not.

[Damaris]

And I'm crazy for thinking there's lizard people.

[Mal]

I told you there's other people. I already told you. Who I think is a lizard person. All of that. Yeah, I believe in that too.

[Damaris]

Elon?

[Mal]

No, not Elon.

[DJ Head]

Well, Elon found for some of them.

[Damaris]

He pollies with the lizard people. But I don't think he's one.

[DJ Head]

No, I don't think he's a lizard. But he found some of the vampires. There's some. Some people on Social Security at 300,000,000 years old still receiving checks. Those are the vampires that I think.

[Damaris]

Elon is trying to vote.

[DJ Head]

You about to go find them? Like who's 337 years old? Let me see this person. Yeah, absolutely.

[Damaris]

What's going to be crazy if we find out it really is a person and it's not a scam.

[DJ Head]

That's what I'm saying. Either way, let's figure it out. Let's figure it out. Let's just figure out who is this person. Let's figure it out. It's Doc.

[Damaris]

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[DJ Head]

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[Damaris]

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[Damaris]

Also, over the weekend we released our first Best of Rory Amal yes, and get the Best of the Week. Best of the Month the Best of Us.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, the Best of us.

[Damaris]

People get busy sometimes you can't get through all the episodes. Go listen. The Best of yeah. Did our NAS worst B picker and rap make it to our best of that? That clip I saw there was definitely some, some back and forth. I even had people texting me about that and it was. I felt an easy proof. Like I I think I I solved this rumor.

[DJ Head]

Which one?

[Damaris]

That NAS does not pick bad beats. I mean you guys at Roc a fella concocted this whole conspiracy to try to ruin his legacy and put it out There and then Vlad says it every five minutes and now everyone just. What else across the board just goes, Nas picks bad beats.

[DJ Head]

That's not true. Mech just sat here and said he asked him about that years ago, and Nas himself said he picks bad. Said he picks bad beats on purpose.

[Damaris]

He didn't say picks bad beats. He said that he wants the people to listen to what he's saying more than the music. That doesn't mean it's a bad beat. It may not be. You don't know from just Blaze, but they're not bad beats. They're just maybe not like the crazy beats that you just focus on.

[DJ Head]

The beat is Eat the baby.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[DJ Head]

All right. Cool.

[Damaris]

Awful. That works.

[DJ Head]

No, it worked. It worked. It definitely worked. But to say that somebody said eat. There's a fire beat. All right.

[Damaris]

Is ghetto techno.

[DJ Head]

I don't even know if that's a real account. I'm not shouting that. What the is workmen 1551. It's not even a real. Click on that. Click on that. Let's see who the that is. It's not even a real person. Like Ether is a fire beat. No, it's not.

[Mal]

It's a bot Ether.

[DJ Head]

That's a bot. Whoever said that is definitely a botched.

[Damaris]

Anthony, friend of the show, manages Kendrick and Nas bots.

[DJ Head]

Both of the Nas beats me in fire or not.

[Damaris]

Maybe Anthony. I don't switch the account from Ken to Nas to do the bot thing for the day.

[DJ Head]

I don't think they're sending it's in the box to say Nas beats.

[Damaris]

But no, I just think it's unfair because Jay has bad beats sometimes. Every rapper does. They just put it on Nas. And I was actually shocked. A lot of people did agree with me because that's just been the running thing forever.

[DJ Head]

I mean, I think that Nas has obviously some great beats in his discography. But there's a thing, even when he got with Hit Boy and they did their collection people, the thing was, oh, he's finally getting beats that are gonna be consistently at a certain level. So it's a thing that people feel like Nas doesn't have the greatest beats to be one of the great greatest rappers. Obviously, people feel like a lot of his songs, some of the beats are just like, ah, that was cool. But compared to other, you know, other greats, other great rappers, people feel like his discography probably has the most beats that are just a little lackluster now. I don't think that every beat Nas has is weak or trash. No. But I Do think there are some songs where I'm just like the, the, the performance is what carried this. His, his what he's saying and his, you know, his rhymes is what carried it. But if you just listen to the music, it's just like, it's cool. It's not incredible music.

[Damaris]

30 year career speaks for itself. Who are all these magical rappers that pick great beats over a 30 year career? That's a good point. Yeah, 30 year career that we can say as a flawless beat selection.

[DJ Head]

I mean, but it doesn't have to be flawless. Like if you look at somebody like Jay Z, he obviously, you know, is not going in there saying, I'm gonna pick a bad beat and let the rhymes carry the song. You go in there, you find a beat that you feel like embodies or captures what you're saying and can kind of just carry a little bit of the emotions that you're trying to project through your rhymes. But I mean, it is a thing though that people just feel like some of Nas's music is just not up to the level of Nas's rapping ability. That's a real thing. I don't think that that's some false narrative that people created. I think that's a real thing.

[Damaris]

Blueprint two, I think had some misses. Volume three.

[DJ Head]

Is everybody how everybody has Mrs. Kingdom come?

[Damaris]

Every part of every art 44 is flawless. But yeah, anyone that has this long of a career, yeah, I mean, you're.

[DJ Head]

Not going to love every beat from every song. You're not. That's just impossible. You're not going to love every beat. But as somebody who's been listening to Nas for years, that is a real thing. I don't think this is some made up new thing that the Internet or social media just tried to make up and carry. It was a real thing that, you know Nas's production. Sometimes it's like, I wouldn't have went with that one. But obviously Nas's rhymes is incredible, so it works. But I think overall, you know, a lot of people feel like Nas's music and his has gotten better later on in his career.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I'm with you. But I still think from 94 to 2002, flawless.

[DJ Head]

I'm not mad at that.

[Damaris]

Then send Street's Disciple. It got a little weird that that one got odd.

[DJ Head]

Okay.

[Damaris]

I don't know what's going on in the studio that day.

[DJ Head]

That double disc, that's where it always gets tricky. That was a time when rappers tried to do the double diss shit. It was like, fam. Like, you could have just condensed this to one and just left it alone. That was like the. Every rapper felt like they had to do that to kind of prove themselves. That was like a. Yo, you gotta get your double diss shit off.

[Damaris]

And it's like, I get it. Everyone at that point was chasing Pac and Big, and they both have classics. All Eyes on Me, Life After Death, Flawless. No Skip, Double albums. That doesn't mean the rest of the.

[DJ Head]

World has tried, right?

[Damaris]

Like, at all. Because Blueprint 2 could have been close to Blueprint if It was just 10 records.

[DJ Head]

I say the whole time just condensed it to one album.

[Damaris]

And then Streets Disciple, like, as a Nas, Stan. I like certain records on there, but it was not needed for, like, at one point, he's. He just did, like, the first AI voice when Shorty got AIDS and he was rapping as her. And I thought it was Lil Kim for the first time. And then I realized it was Nas pitched Up, up. I was like, you know what, man? I don't know if this album's for me. This one's rough.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And now we're doing biographies about KRS1. When Wikipedia exists. Or Rakim, rather. I forgot Streets. It was. It was a weird time. And then you're taking two singles back to back with Hip Hop Is Dead using the thief scene beat. Like, I was confused on so much what was going on at that time.

[DJ Head]

But Hit Boy gave Nas new life. I guess that's a real narrative, though. That's a real thing people was happy to hear. Nas, I love. Love. People kill me all the time when I say lock in with one producer. But I think that's when you make your best music. He.

[Damaris]

He needed to do that, but that's a stretch. Like Hit Boy, of course, legend in his own right, but gave Nas.

[DJ Head]

I know.

[Damaris]

I don't know about that.

[DJ Head]

Nas was. Okay, because when you say new life, it's kind of sound like Nas was dead out here. No, Nas's career wasn't dead, but I do understand he gave him a new kind of frequency. He gave him a new sound.

[Damaris]

And I think more of an output, because Nas never had an output like that, I think. Okay, I will give this comment some credit then, because, yes, that gave Nas a new way of putting it.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, that's so nice. But I understand it kind of like new life. It's like Nas didn't need new life. This is Nas we talking about about.

[Damaris]

Because before, like, the King's Disease, Life Is Good existed, which is close to a Classic album. So I don't really know about new life. But anyways, it was cool to see. I've liked our pod for the last few months because I feel like we're back to, like just discussing music. Of course we're talking about baddies and. But you know, I like having those nerdy combos.

[DJ Head]

Why?

[Damaris]

I love to have mech on, but I like to see people react to music for real. Not that Stan Beef Bullshit. Like the Day 26 video. Comments are all about music.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

No messy shit, no puff shit. Like, I love that we can get engagement this way rather than always having to do.

[DJ Head]

I like this comment right here. Renaissance man underscore the seven says, even if you owe me, it's considered good. Many don't agree. There's still not enough evidence of him doing those type of records to say that, oh, I can do that when I want to. Nah. And I absolutely love Nas. I ran through the KD series. KD and Magic series. I ran through the KD and Magic series just yesterday, but I ain't buying that last part. Last part being that Nas said he picks bad beats on purpose.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Which I don't really think that's exactly what you're trying to say, but either way, I'm about to contradict everything I just said about good music. Engagement. Did you know that Amanda Bynes is on Only Fans?

[DJ Head]

Who's Amanda Bynes?

[Damaris]

Well, relax, he's too old. God. You don't know Amanda Bynes is the name.

[DJ Head]

Sounds familiar. Amanda Bynes.

[Damaris]

Let's pull up her resume.

[DJ Head]

Amanda. Why does that name sound familiar? Because I know Amanda Bynes. No, I'm saying I know who that is.

[Mal]

So funny.

[Damaris]

Is that she. She was an actress. She had. Okay, the Amanda show when I was a kid.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

I'm trying to think what was her. Her big movie. Yeah, she's on all that.

[DJ Head]

Yes, yes.

[Damaris]

And then, you know, she went through some interesting press, like where it looked like she was having mental breakdowns and crazy going on. But, I mean, I'm just glad back to being stable and, you know, showing feet and racist chats.

[DJ Head]

That's what she's doing.

[Damaris]

No. Oh, she's on Only Fans and she claims she's only on there to chat with her fans.

[DJ Head]

Okay, so she's not showing no bush.

[Mal]

Sorry.

[Damaris]

I feel like she's just chatting naked.

[DJ Head]

Okay, listen, there's nothing wrong with chat naked. Naked chat.

[Mal]

Does your girl have a only fans just to chat?

[DJ Head]

Whose girl?

[Mal]

Both of y'all, girl. Just the chat. She says no I'm just chatting, like, now.

[DJ Head]

You can talk to me. We right here.

[Mal]

You will let her make money off of just like chatting?

[DJ Head]

Nah, that's what.

[Damaris]

That's what we do.

[Mal]

Facts.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but we not. You know what I'm saying? It's not one on one. It's not. You know what I mean?

[Damaris]

But what if it's like, no explicit content? They just chatting.

[DJ Head]

No.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like real rest in peace to the pope. Crazy, right? Who's your favorite top five? Dead alive.

[DJ Head]

If it ain't no explicit content, then, yeah, get your off.

[Damaris]

Okay, what. What if it starts out that way and then, you know, the 25 tier gets a little racy? No. No photos, no videos. You know, just.

[DJ Head]

Just horny, nasty talk. Just.

[Mal]

What are you wearing?

[DJ Head]

Nah, we're not doing that. Can't ask my girl what she wearing because you texted over a. A platform. It's different from asking on the street. Like, it's the same to me. Don't ask my girl what she wearing.

[Damaris]

They gonna be mad when they realize I'm the one on the other end.

[DJ Head]

Oh, that's a whole different. And you get into a whole different whole other thing. The first time I found that out, I was mind blown. Listen, man, I said, they pimping on onlyfans.

[Damaris]

We. Oh, because they told us.

[DJ Head]

They told us pimping was dead. That's what they told us. They said, you can go. The hoes can go direct to consumer now. They ain't gotta have a pimp. They can sell a pussy whenever they want, work their own hours. Then when I started finding out a lot of these girls are onlyfans, you know, these, these. These mattress actresses. I'm like, wait, so your manager, nine.

[Damaris]

Times out of ten, it's their gay best friend.

[DJ Head]

Now I know some straight best friends that's running these only fans accounts because.

[Mal]

They know what straight men want to hear. Just like how they say straight men suck dick the best. Like they know what y'all want to hear.

[DJ Head]

Who's they? Yeah, give me some names.

[Damaris]

Who said that? I need to know the identity.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, who said that? Show me. Let Josh pull up the Instagram right now.

[Damaris]

Kanye West.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Who said. Please, who said that?

[Mal]

No, they just said, y'all got like, men suck dick the best. I got stronger jaws.

[DJ Head]

All right, See what I'm saying?

[Mal]

That's what they said that meant. Bittern, are you.

[DJ Head]

They stop saying they said that. Tell me a name. Who said that?

[Mal]

The dick sucking experts say that men give better head a because they know what it feels like, just like, women give better head to women because they know what it feels like and because y'all have stronger jaws.

[Damaris]

Okay, but where do. How do we land on straight men? Give the best.

[Mal]

Well, I didn't mean to say straight man. I just meant to say men. Yeah. Like, so men.

[Damaris]

I'm sure gay men probably, you know, are good at their craft, but I don't know.

[DJ Head]

I know some women that are great at it too. Like, so that's where I'm confused. Like, all right, who is they. Who's saying these things? Study fine. Straight men. Oh, okay. All right.

[Damaris]

Sorry, Josh, what did that say?

[DJ Head]

It's study fines. That's all I said study fine. Straight men want to perform oral sex on their partner more often. Okay, who do they study?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

And how many we know you trying to find that out?

[Damaris]

Yeah, your algorithm is going to be crazy, but yeah.

[Mal]

Anyway, my point is men can. Men know how to Riz y'all up more because they know what they want to hear. It's like, you know, like, you have an insider that I. Damaris.

[DJ Head]

I can promise you a man cannot riz me up more than a woman can.

[Mal]

I'm telling you, if a man on a fine account and you. Nah.

[DJ Head]

Oh, no, but that's not. I don't know. It's a guy, though. That's.

[Mal]

No, but that's what I'm. That's was my point. If you have a man, a male manager for the only fans. Yes. Men know what men want to hear so they can type to you.

[DJ Head]

Women know what men want to hear, too.

[Mal]

Yes, they do.

[DJ Head]

The marriage. You could be a phone call girl and know exactly what to say to a man. I'm not saying. I'm not saying no, I want that for you, but I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying the marriage. You could. You could.

[Damaris]

But that's your journey.

[DJ Head]

You could be a phone sex operator and know exactly what to say.

[Mal]

I would be mad nice. Of course I would be nice. But I'm just saying can men. I can understand why men are doing that or why women might need men's help. Not every woman is me. Not every woman has riz.

[Damaris]

I feel like not all. Only fan girls are escorts or strippers or whatever, but those type of women know how. Like they know a mark when they see one.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like they know how to. Why would they need their manager to do that? Because their whole job has been based on learning how to finesse men and knowing what they want to hear so they can get money out of them.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but a lot of women don't want to, don't want to. Don't want to talk to people online line. They rather just take, like, do, like, four photo shoots in a month, have enough photos for two months and just let the manager, whoever, run them out weekly, daily talk to whoever. Just send me my check.

[Damaris]

That's why I could not be an only fans manager. I'm. I'm too silly. Like, I feel like the first. Maybe first sentence I'd be serious to the person that I'm talking to on Only Fans, and then it would just be jokes after that. I know a girl I could not take. I'd start dying laughing with everything that I was typing.

[DJ Head]

It's a girl on Instagram. She has a pretty nice following. One of my homeboys knows her in real life and told me, he was like, yo, that's not how I run. Her boyfriend runs her account. And, like, people be sending her money, but it's her boyfriend, like, talking to people in the dms. I was like, what? Yeah, just sending money to the Zell and cash out. Like, yo, you look good. Here's a hundred dollars. Have a great day.

[Mal]

When you guys were. When you guys were 20. 20 or I'll go lower. You guys were 17. 16. 17, 18. Was there anybody that you would have paid to chat with on, like, an only fans platform?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mal]

No. No pictures, no videos. But, like, to chat with, just talk when you were 16.

[DJ Head]

I mean, no pictures, no video. I've always been a visual nigga. I've been a visionary my whole life. Damaris.

[Damaris]

I. I said no right away. But now I think, like, I definitely was asking people ASL back in the day. Yeah, but, like, it never.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, it went, like, freaky, but it got to a point where y'all exchanged. Like somebody sent a picture. Yeah, somebody, like, video chatted something.

[Damaris]

And I never paid. I mean, my mother was paying the Internet bill, but that was the only payment that was happening in these chats.

[Mal]

But I mean, like, famous people. Like, if you, for example, if. Because they used. Because fan clubs before Patreon, like, actual. Remember real fan clubs kind of used to have. Yeah. Like, so I feel like that's just this, you know, before.

[DJ Head]

I ain't gonna lie. If you would have told me at 16, I. Maybe I might be talking to Halle Berry on this platform. For real. I might have went for it.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

They might have caught me slipping.

[Damaris]

Well, I mean, that's where the whole show. Catfish was birthed from.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yeah. They might have caught me at 16. They might have caught me for sure, but I would have figured that out eventually because I'd have just started going like, yo, send me the pictures. Like, I started going crazy. Yeah. But it kicked me off. It is what it is.

[Damaris]

I just feel like you deserve it if that happens. Like when. When that girl on Catfish thought she was sending money to Lil Bow Wow. I have no sympathy for you. You deserve all of it.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. People like that. That's just mental illness. That's what that is. If you think you're talking to Bow Wow on this site and he's asking you for money and you're sending Bow Wow money, there's something wrong with.

[Damaris]

Why is his credit card frozen every time?

[DJ Head]

Yeah, like there's something wrong with.

[Damaris]

He's on PT every day.

[DJ Head]

You. There is something in your head that is just a little. Needs some tweaking, that's all. You just need to tweak it a little bit.

[Damaris]

I don't. I'm trying to think, like, maybe like, Adriana Lima or something. Oh, I might throw in my teenage years. I might ask my mom for some money. Yo, trying to talk to Lean. You.

[DJ Head]

Ain't you in Lima on them? I didn't know he was gonna go Lima.

[Mal]

Yeah, that was.

[DJ Head]

She's. She's nice, man. She's very.

[Damaris]

She defined his generation.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, she's very nice.

[Damaris]

She still discovered myself through it.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yeah. One can only discover themselves.

[Damaris]

That was. That was a polite way of saying I beat off.

[DJ Head]

You figured out the things that you like.

[Damaris]

I knew my kinks and my corks.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Adriana Lima, the goat.

[Damaris]

And like, these kids, of course, everything's over sexualized. Even adults. I feel like we've gotten too far with stuff. But we used to go crazy. Just her in a bra was like she was busting her lips wide open. That's the equivalent of what we viewed that as.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, man. Lima. That's a goat. You ever see a goat in heels? Adriana Lima didn't.

[Damaris]

Who did she end up marrying? Wasn't it, like she met.

[DJ Head]

She was married to a basketball player that he used to play for the Timberwolves. I forgot his name.

[Mal]

Peach over here. Searching.

[DJ Head]

I don't think it was, like, her.

[Mal]

Name, so I'm sure.

[DJ Head]

Marco Yaritch. Yeah, Marco Yaritz. She was married. I don't know if they're still married, but. No, they're not married anymore. But yeah, Marco Yorich. I remember that she got married to.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I would pay a little $20 for.

[DJ Head]

For the month to See Lima. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Talk to her, chat like, you know, just get to know her.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, she's hot. She's.

[Damaris]

Wait, is that. Is there some form of a law there? Like, if I'm 16 and I can go on only fans and, like, you're sending photos and, like, talking to a teenager?

[Mal]

I don't think. I think only fans. You have to be, what, 18? Is it 18 or 20?

[DJ Head]

18.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

All right. But since the inception of the Internet, with all the security and stuff we have to this day, it's asked, are you 18? And you just say, yes.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Literally, that's it. Are you 18? Yes. Yes.

[Damaris]

Social Security number.

[DJ Head]

I'm in just a million ways that.

[Damaris]

They could find that out. It's just like, enter.

[DJ Head]

I'm. I'm 18 today. Right now, I'm 18 today.

[Damaris]

No, I feel like there should be some type of law to figure that out, because that is kind of crazy. That's underage. You're sending naked photos and talking sexually to a teenager.

[Mal]

They have to have.

[Damaris]

That's illegal.

[Mal]

They have to have something to. They have to have something. Are all of you guys signed up for OnlyFans? They didn't ask for our picture ID or anything.

[DJ Head]

I'm not. I don't have only fans.

[Damaris]

I did. I got rid of the account. Stop supporting some of my friends.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, I'm not paying for nudes, man. I'm just not.

[Damaris]

They are free on the Internet.

[DJ Head]

Go to X right now. I could show you some crazy shit right now.

[Mal]

The master free X and xxx.

[DJ Head]

What for free?

[Damaris]

I also just don't know if I could get off on, like, talking sexually with the girl that I know. I can't. Like, why I enjoy sexting is because it's somebody I'm eventually or already being physical. Like, that's the point of sexting. To in between.

[DJ Head]

To then go, yeah, I don't want to admit.

[Damaris]

What are you doing? Just paying to just get hard and, like, then turn your phone off.

[DJ Head]

Y'all don't want to admit it, but a lot of that is catered towards.

[Mal]

Like, incels who don't want to admit it.

[Damaris]

I didn't think we needed to. I thought it was, like, very clear as day.

[DJ Head]

A lot of people don't like to admit that. Like, a lot of that when they say, oh, this. This model only fans made $10 million. And people like, what the. I'm like, you know how many guys out here don't even know how to speak to a woman? Let alone a woman that looks like this. This is who they are catering to. This is who they are marketing to. You want to talk to a beautiful woman here, we know you can. In real life they don't say that. That's a little subtitle. You can't really see that. We know you will never get a woman this beautiful, sir. But we'll give you the fantasy of it for 19.99amonth.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's. Welcome to the porn industry. The only fan industry. The sex industry.

[DJ Head]

Now porn is different though. Cause porn is. You'll see some guys in there. You'll be like oh, he could probably get some beautiful women in real life. No in shape.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But hung.

[Mal]

But the people who. The people who pay for porn and pay the big bucks for porn are people who are not really paying for.

[DJ Head]

Porn is absolutely crazy.

[Damaris]

It's like literally I'll give you the site that has all the pre. Like it's free and it's in like.

[DJ Head]

4K everything paying for porn is fucking crazy, man. Who is paying for porn? You can actually pay the fuck the girl you're looking at.

[Damaris]

Yo, if you go down the year that you would spend on a fucking brazzer's account. Yo, hit a DM, you might be.

[DJ Head]

Got 3,000 for you right now. What's up?

[Damaris]

Fly to Miami, you might have a shot.

[DJ Head]

We go get tested. Take me wherever I need to go get tested. And let's paying 3,000.

[Damaris]

How much? How much is a Brazer's membership?

[Mal]

Probably like $20 a month is now free.

[Damaris]

Be lying like you go there. Need my credit card. N. Yeah. Prizes are not free on. Actually I don't want to say the site cuz I don't want to splash them and ruin it for everyone.

[DJ Head]

Yeah man, but yeah that I mean Damaris. What did you think about Tracy Ellis Ross and what she said about her liking to date younger men because their Lex the toxic masculinity of men her age is a little too much. And if I said that, could I get away with it as a man?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mal]

No, because.

[Damaris]

But she is who you are talking about. Like you're the toxic man she was describing.

[DJ Head]

Me. I'm not toxic. I'm toxic. Let me know. Don't get quiet.

[Damaris]

Oh no. What's on The Kevin Gates versus LeBron actually up there.

[DJ Head]

You think I'm toxic for real?

[Damaris]

No, I think you have some old school mentalities of things that you say is from a good place. I know you don't mean it in a mean malicious way, but people could view it as toxic. Like what there's no such thing as a bisexual man.

[DJ Head]

Okay, what else?

[Damaris]

45, 47, Trump. What?

[DJ Head]

Wait, now you lost. You had me on the first one. All right, I was grateful.

[Damaris]

I don't want to just list off a thing where now we could like, invite ourselves to get canceled.

[DJ Head]

See, I'm trying. I'm trying to talk real like. You ain't trying to talk real.

[Mal]

No, I get. I mean, I only saw like a little bit of that clip. I didn't really watch it. But I mean, I guess I get where she's coming from. If that's what she's saying, that the men her age or have a little bit of. More of a toxic masculinity thing. Yeah, I can. I can understand that. But if she goes too young, she's also gonna run into the toxic masculinity thing. She has to stay with toxic masculinity. The young millennials.

[DJ Head]

Toxic masculinity doesn't have an age. I would have rather her just say she likes younger guys.

[Mal]

Toxic masculinity doesn't always have an age. But there are some preconceived beliefs within different generations. Different generations believe certain things. Like, for example, there's a bunch of articles on how Gen Z is more susceptible to the Andrew Tate rhetoric because that's because of how they grew up being sheltered, not really going out and seeing the world, being on the Internet, the addiction to porn and all this women hating rhetoric. It's become very prominent in Gen Z men. So there is so no toxic. There isn't just one set of generation that's toxic, but some more than others, some are more susceptible to things more than others due to the media they were exposed to, due to the things that was cool when they were growing up, the belief systems that their parents had, the music, like the music, the movies, everything. All of that has an effect. So if she's dating people Rory's age, in comparison to dating people that might be in there, late 20s or early 40s, it's going to be a little bit different. So I understand what she was saying.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I'm probably a little bit more progressive than my father is just my generation, period. But it is odd to what Damaris just said too. The generation under me is like more toxic than my dad's generation.

[DJ Head]

Of course that's what I'm saying. Toxic masculinity doesn't have an age. Like, it's not. It's how you were raised, where you were raised. Like, to me, that's more. So what? Yeah, that's not just the age.

[Damaris]

It's definitely zip code. Yeah.

[DJ Head]

It's not just the age. Like, that's why, again, I would have rather. I felt like. And I love Tracee Ellis Ross. I'm a huge fan of hers. I thought that, you know, she just. Her saying because she dates. That's why she dates younger people. Because of the toxic mess. I'm just like, all right. I would rather her just say, I just like younger guys.

[Mal]

Well, that also could just be her experience. That could have been the experience she's had.

[DJ Head]

Your personal experience. But I'm just saying what she said. And the reason for her dating younger guys, I thought was just like, that doesn't make any sense. Because you can find a young guy that's more toxic than y'all. Say I'm toxic. Way more toxic than these. These little Y N's. 27, they be talking to chicks. I'm like, yo, they. I. Why they talking to each other?

[Mal]

But I don't think that Tracee Ellis Ross is dating YNs. She's dating younger men, but she's not dating Y N's.

[DJ Head]

I mean, you don't know that.

[Mal]

I don't know that. But I'm. I can assume. We all. We all live on assumptions here.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I could come in the front row a little TJ Stroud.

[DJ Head]

I could see her dating a little Y in just for the. You know, just for the thrill. Like, I don't know if this little gonna, you know, rob me or not, but let's just see.

[Mal]

But I mean, we've all had the. The older men have had the conversation of they like dating younger women. I had that conversation recently with a man that's headed into his 40s where he likes dating younger women. Not creepily young, but women who haven't been. The older women get, the more we see and the smarter we become. And the more, if you want to say, damaged we become because the fantasy is gone, right? The younger you are, the more you still hold on to the fantasy of this.

[DJ Head]

This.

[Mal]

This dream man and believe in that dream man. As you come into, you learn more. You come into contact with more men. It's like, oh, I'm chasing a unicorn. And this is more. More than likely not real. So if someone's love bombing me, more than likely, this will not last. Like, you don't really believe the things you used to.

[DJ Head]

You use.

[Mal]

You lose your naivety. So it's easier to date. Even if you are trying to be a good guy, it's easier to date. I can See why they say it's easier to date younger women? Because they're more likely to believe you. You. Even if you are really a good guy, they're more likely to believe you. An older woman is more likely to give you a hard time and make you really have to prove how good of a guy you are.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, because they can't.

[Damaris]

I've seen the beautiful way to just say young girls are easy to manipulate.

[DJ Head]

But that was my thing with Chase. When Tracy said what she said, I'm like, oh, she could. We could run laps around these little young dude.

[Damaris]

I would have let her manipulate me in at 21, 22.

[DJ Head]

Tracy Ellis.

[Damaris]

Hell yeah.

[DJ Head]

Okay. I'm not mad at that.

[Damaris]

She can manipulate me now.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, me too.

[Damaris]

I believe anything she says. I believe that all older men are toxic.

[DJ Head]

I've seen it. I've met all over.

[Damaris]

I've met every one of them.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, they're all toxic.

[Damaris]

But yeah, if roles are reversed, we couldn't get that off.

[DJ Head]

Hell no.

[Mal]

Y'all get that off all the time.

[DJ Head]

No, guys, y'all older guys date younger girls, but they get about it. They ain't even got.

[Damaris]

And I kind of think they should in some degree.

[DJ Head]

You could see an older guy walking a restaurant you at with a younger girl, and you and whoever you at the table with, y'all gonna start talking about that.

[Mal]

No, cut it out. It depends on how. Yo, it depends on how young. If. If I can see that that girl is way too young, then yeah, we gonna talk. But we automatically 50 year old man.

[DJ Head]

Walks into a restaurant you're at with a 24, 25 year old girl, you're gonna have something to say.

[Mal]

Yes, because that's real. That's a huge age difference. Yeah, that's a 20 something year age difference. A dude that's seven years older than his girl, nobody's checking for that. That happens all the time.

[Damaris]

We're not talking about seven years.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, we're not talking like what Tracy. We're talking about significantly younger than.

[Mal]

Did she say 25 years? Did she say she's dating people 25.

[DJ Head]

I don't know if she put an age on it, but.

[Mal]

Or did she just say younger?

[Damaris]

Nobody says I date younger people. And It'd be a five year 70. That's not her age.

[Mal]

What women do, because women are not used to that. So if a woman is dating a guy, to even remember I told you I went on a date with a guy that was three years younger than me and I'm like, he's like, Younger than me.

[DJ Head]

Tracy ellis Ross is 52 years old. How old do you think the men she.

[Mal]

I'm sure she's dating men in their early 40s.

[DJ Head]

All right. I'm sure she has two. I'm talking about when she says she dates a younger man.

[Mal]

I'm sure she's talking about men in their early 40s, maybe late. Late 30s. I don't think that she's dating early 30s.

[DJ Head]

She's definitely talking about 30s, man.

[Damaris]

32 year old.

[Mal]

I don't. I don't think so. But, I mean, that's. If that's what you guys took from that. That's.

[DJ Head]

Even if it's a 35 year old, it's a 17 year difference.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

If Tracee Ellis walked down here right now, her boyfriend was 35 and she's.

[Mal]

50, people gonna talk about her, too. People gonna talk about her quicker than they gonna talk about the man.

[DJ Head]

No, but it's a different talk, though. It's a different. And that's my point. It's a different talk when it's a woman with a guy. If a.

[Mal]

It's not a difference. Y'all. Y'all n dragged Draya to the ends of the fucking earth.

[DJ Head]

But that. But that. No, but that was different because she was actually around him and his girlfriend since they were in high school. That whole situation was different. That's why they gave Dre a shit about that, because Jalen's ex girl and Dre were actually like. She was mentoring Jaylen's girl.

[Mal]

They gave her shit about. They were like, he's the same age as your son. That's what they. What they were giving her shit about.

[DJ Head]

Okay, valid. That's not a valid giver.

[Mal]

No, but what I'm saying is. Yeah, she still caught. Like, let's not make it seem like women are able to walk around and.

[DJ Head]

Do whatever they want.

[Mal]

Everybody gives them for it.

[DJ Head]

No, no, but that's. That situation is. You can understand that. No, if you're dating a guy that's.

[Mal]

The same age, I can understand anything. I can understand all of what they're saying. But what I'm saying is we're not just going to paint it like women can do it and make it. And they don't catch.

[Damaris]

We're speaking in general, not specifics. Typically, when an older guy is with a younger girl, what is the reason? She wants money, he wants young. If we're talking about typically, what that scenario ends up being. Right.

[Mal]

More than 15 years.

[Damaris]

Sure. Okay. When it happens, typically with an older woman and A younger man, let's say a 50 year old and a 35 year old, is everyone gonna bring up income or they're gonna be like, oh, maybe like each other.

[Mal]

They usually say that they're taking advantage, that he's trying to take advantage of her for money. If Tracy Ellis Ross is with a 35 year old and he don't happen.

[Damaris]

To have no money, I'm just saying in general, we've seen that before where income isn't a thing. We've never seen a broke old man with a young thing. Like it's never happened.

[Mal]

Yeah, it does happen.

[DJ Head]

Where?

[Mal]

Just because you don't, you don't see it because you don't care about broke people. So you're not checking.

[Damaris]

For what I've.

[Mal]

Got a dollar to my name talking about this. And when we're in people's business, they're celebrities, so they have money. You only know their business because they're celebrities that have money. So you're not checking for the business of people who are not celebrities with money. So you can't sit up there and say, well, we don't hear about them. Of course you don't. They're broke. You don't know them. Why would you know them?

[DJ Head]

No. All right, but Damaris, what we're saying is this. If you, you could be walking outside, the chances of you seeing a younger girl with an old, A significantly older man and he's not well off is what? Walk slim to none.

[Mal]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Walk down.

[Mal]

That's my experience. I see it.

[DJ Head]

You won't. Where you see it at?

[Mal]

That's not for me to speak on situations, because these are people that I know. But I see it.

[DJ Head]

They with an older broke man, he's not well off. They not with a younger broke. Go with an older broke.

[Mal]

Why y'all think that people don't. People don't date.

[DJ Head]

I'm not saying broke people don't date. I'm just saying a woman is not seeking out.

[Mal]

No, she's not seeking out. But women date men who don't have any money. People who don't have any money date.

[Damaris]

That's what I started with, just in general, like, percentage wise. Usually what a stereotype would be. If you walk down Collins in Miami right now, you will run into old men with young women and they're not famous, but you can assume one thing, that they are.

[Mal]

Yeah, that's Miami. That's Miami. Yeah.

[DJ Head]

All right. Manhattan, Rich. All right, so where we, where we want me to go?

[Damaris]

Little Rock, Arkansas.

[Mal]

I don't Know, anyway, broke older men with young girls, that's.

[DJ Head]

But them young girls is them for that check that he get on the first day we not doing it ain't much, but it's something. It's something there. It's an incentive. It's an incentive. That old. He tr. First of the month come she right at his crib with him, girl, he want me to just cook for him and just, you know, rub his feet. He gonna give me a little $800. That's a lot, you know, to some people, $800 just to over there and kick it. Just to go over there and kick it.

[Damaris]

What Old man need their feet rub.

[DJ Head]

You going, you go. You available?

[Damaris]

800 cash.

[DJ Head]

That's crazy.

[Mal]

I told y'all, Roy, do anything for money.

[DJ Head]

That's. You make something shake. Yo, he. He makes something shake.

[Damaris]

For $800, I'll make him a smoothie.

[Mal]

That was a terrible, terrible joke.

[DJ Head]

Oh, my God. Shout out to Tracy Ellis Ross, though. It let her get that off.

[Damaris]

Hey, I'll be 35 in two weeks.

[Mal]

And this is why when you say stuff like that, boo, you gotta clarify because she could be talking about a. That's seven years younger than her. And they don't put 20. About no 25 year old men on you.

[DJ Head]

Tracy Ellis Ross aids, saying she likes younger guys and saying the dude is 45. It's not a younger guy.

[Damaris]

I think we're being actually nice and saying 35.

[DJ Head]

Like, come on. Yeah, like, it's okay.

[Damaris]

She.

[DJ Head]

She. She can do whatever the she want. But it's. If the rose was reversed, a guy saying that, it would have been a storm.

[Damaris]

And, you know, I believe in double standards, so it's cool. It's just like when Nia Long went on that talk show and they asked her about the J. Cole bar. Like, oh, he's. He's not too young for me. If that was flipped, we see Leo do it, but he's never said it on a talk show.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, he said that out loud. Yeah, he ain't gonna do that. He ain't gonna say that out loud. No. We know what he doing, but he ain't gonna say that out. No.

[Damaris]

Leo's sick.

[DJ Head]

Listen, man, it is what it is.

[Damaris]

But I mean, listen, all those women are with him because they're, they're fans, thespians, and he's a great guy. The art form. Yeah, for sure. And Leo just, you know, likes young brains that he can develop.

[DJ Head]

What's up with Kevin Gates, man?

[Damaris]

He's a dream guest for me.

[DJ Head]

For this, I ain't gonna lie. I was not expecting. Well, first of all, Kevin Gates, he. He posted a video. He was saying how he didn't like the way Savannah looks at LeBron.

[Damaris]

It's just crazy.

[DJ Head]

He said that. He said that he prefers the way white women look at him. I didn't know where Kevin was taking us on that one, but. All right, cool.

[Damaris]

I don't even see the connection with just isolating LeBron and his wife.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, that was. But it was crazy because as we know, the NBA playoffs were starting for the last however many years. Anytime the playoffs start, LeBron goes absent on social media. But he did break his zero dark thirty moment yesterday and responded. Posted a photo of him and his wife Savannah, and captioned it with. Why would a king. What do you say? Kings don't concern themselves with the opinion opinions of peasants. A lot of people felt like that was in response to take that Kevin Gates video.

[Damaris]

It probably was.

[DJ Head]

I'm sure it was.

[Damaris]

I just feel bad now because I think Kevin Gates makes great music. Now we'll never get LeBron just, you know, popping his head in the back seat to a Kevin Gates record, like, there goes your career.

[Mal]

You know what kills me about the kings don't. Or the lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of the sheep. That's literally you concern. Like, you broke your dark streak to, like, come out here and concern yourself with the opinions of the peasants.

[Damaris]

And like, when have y'all ever see, like, sheep near lions? It's not even like the same continent hemisphere. Of course they don't. They don't know if they exist.

[DJ Head]

Lion saw a sheep, they'd be like, what the hot.

[Damaris]

A sheep would be in Africa.

[DJ Head]

All a lion gonna do is look and see how far like, all right, where's this on the totem poll? Cuz where is he on the food chain? Because he might be able to kick my ass. I've never seen this before.

[Mal]

I think it might have originally supposed to. Was supposed to be wolves, and I think it just got changed to lions by, like, folklore.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah, I've heard the wolves and that old. But I mean, I'm with you, though. It's. There's been plenty of times that kings concern themselves with peasants.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And Kevin Gates is a wild thing to say, but.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but I mean, that's just more so.

[Mal]

That's some peasant to say, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but we know LeBron and you're concerning yourself.

[DJ Head]

One thing we know by now is that LeBron is. He sees everything. He hears Everything. And a lot of things bother him. He just chooses what to. And what not to respond to. I felt like he felt this was a little. Getting a little too loud. And, you know, obviously his wife was the, you know, the topic of the whole thing. And this is him holding his wife down. I mean, you know, he wanted to come out and say something and make it clear that, you know, him and his wife are happy. And, you know, regardless of what anybody has to say online, like. Like, you see a picture of how she looked at him in that moment, she might have been mad at him at the moment. Who gives a fuck?

[Mal]

We've been married for like 30 years.

[Damaris]

His wife, her long term girlfriend looks at them great all the time. Yeah.

[DJ Head]

Like, so, you know, it just was. It just was a whole, you know, one of those things that the Internet gets a hold of and takes things out of proportion. And, you know, I'm just glad that LeBron decided to kind of, you know, silence that and step on that shit and be like, man, cut this shit.

[Damaris]

Well, I mean, he's just protecting his queen, Kevin Gates. That is because Bernie Renner's full white, right?

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but no, she's not white.

[Mal]

Is she sure she's a African.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[DJ Head]

I thought she was African.

[Damaris]

I thought she was white.

[DJ Head]

Nice. I like that. Never heard that.

[Damaris]

I'm not gonna say it.

[DJ Head]

I like that. Never heard that before.

[Damaris]

No, I think she's full white.

[Mal]

They're just like, Brittany Renner has black in her.

[Damaris]

Okay, well, I know. I mean, that's a fact.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, yeah. She prefers it, actually.

[Mal]

I mean, you know what?

[DJ Head]

You know, Evidence. Yes. It's a track.

[Damaris]

It's a book, actually.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yes. But we shout out to Brittany Renner. We're not.

[Damaris]

Yeah, No, I support her, I guess. White mother love Britney.

[DJ Head]

Rena says her white mother loved black penis more than she loved me. That black gold.

[Damaris]

Just how trauma gets placed down by hand.

[Mal]

And she had racist grandparents, which is one thing I never understood. If you know your parents racist, why you going to go have a. A black baby?

[DJ Head]

Oh, you do that when you don't like your family.

[Mal]

But why are you putting your kid through that?

[Damaris]

Yeah, so you should side with your racist grandparents to validate their. Their views.

[Mal]

We had this conversation before, though. I remember y'all disagree with me on it when the girl was like, his f. The. His Mexican families, they're kind of racist. But I still want to have a baby with him. And I was just like, why the would you do that to your kid?

[DJ Head]

Oh, yeah, Somebody called In with that.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Well, no, I could see if somebody was dating someone that had a racist family and didn't want to participate because now they have to be attached to that. But if you have have racist parents and you don't agree with their views, you should just go with that. You should be very validate what they say.

[Mal]

No, you shouldn't have them babysitting your half black child.

[DJ Head]

Oh, not at all.

[Damaris]

I agree.

[DJ Head]

I would that I know. Yeah, they definitely shouldn't be. You don't want to leave a brown baby in the house of a racist household. Like, that's just not a good idea. But you know that, that families growing up in a racist household, you know, that's why it's interesting for somebody to say, oh my, you know, my parents or my grandparents are racist. And then you, you see them and obviously they're not. They, they have friends and you know, people that they work with that they.

[Damaris]

Actually absolutely love that voted for Obama.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, they're not racist. So that's how to me that racist shit is just like supposed to be handed down. But I do think that, you know, a lot of people growing up, you know, once they become of age, they're like, listen, this is stupid. Some of my best friends in school are the same exact people y'all telling me to hate. Mexican, black, whatever. Like, and we all get along great. And then you become an adult and you realize that all of that is stupid and dumb and live your life.

[Damaris]

I mean, it seems like Brittany Renner's mom was the furthest thing from racist.

[DJ Head]

Well, no, she absolutely loved. She loved. She loved.

[Damaris]

She hated her children.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Because they were white.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. But. But love black penis according to Brittany Renner. So. Oh, and Brittany is. She is biracial. Yeah. African. Okay.

[Damaris]

Yeah. All right, well, Kevin was speaking to one side of the family.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

That's all it was to. To her mom.

[DJ Head]

I am glad LeBron responded to that, though. It's kind of weird because we again, LeBron don't respond to shit during the playoffs. He don't post don't do shit. But I am glad that he broke that, you know that code just for, just for that. Sometimes you do gotta let. Tell people to shut the fuck up in a very elegant way.

[Mal]

So then tell people to shut the fuck up. Don't come out here and say, a king doesn't concern himself with the opinions of peasants when that's exactly what you just did when you responded to him. So you are concerned. So either come out here and say, yo, shut the Fuck up, suck my dick or I beat the fuck up of you. Keep my wife name out your mouth. Like, go full Will Smith with it or don't say nothing at all. Ignore it.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but that's not the LeBron James brand, though.

[Damaris]

I just saw him yell at Stephen.

[DJ Head]

He didn't say suck my dick, though.

[Mal]

Okay, you don't got to say suck my dick, but keep my wife name out your mouth. Don't talk. Don't mention my wife. Say that or don't say nothing at all. Don't say this, this fake cryptic when we all know who you're talking about.

[Damaris]

But you can't really win for losing with that because if he did that during the playoffs, he'd be cooked. If you telling somebody, keep my wife's name out your mouth. Suck my dick this and that during the playoffs. Yeah, you're cooked. Yeah. And your team looks a little shaky.

[Mal]

So then don't say anything.

[Damaris]

I'm on that side, but.

[DJ Head]

Well, I think the Lakers are cooked anyway. But that's just me.

[Mal]

He could have said anything.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, LeBron didn't have to respond to that. And I feel like the Lakers are cooked, but, you know, that's just me.

[Damaris]

While I don't agree with Kevin Gates point of view on that, still my dream guest on the podcast. If anyone is a mutual friend of ours that knows Kevin Gates, please let him know that we would love to have him on the show. I have thousands of questions.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. For Kevin.

[Damaris]

What's the first one? He's one of the most interesting minds ever.

[DJ Head]

What's the first question you have for Kevin Gates?

[Damaris]

What was it like being at Brittany Runner's?

[DJ Head]

Shahad. I don't think he was that Shahada.

[Damaris]

Was he? In my head, he was.

[DJ Head]

Oh, I don't know. I think she might have. She might have. She might have became Muslim before she make Evan. I think we.

[Damaris]

We were trying to figure. We were trying to figure out which man got her to do that. Then she walked in with Kevin Gates after everything. After the process.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. So they probably kept it under wraps until. Okay, I can see that.

[Damaris]

For her reveal.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, I'm not mad at that.

[Damaris]

Muslim reveal is crazy. But no, Kevin would. Kevin would be a hilarious gu. He.

[DJ Head]

He's just funny Muslim now. Word.

[Damaris]

No more dope game.

[DJ Head]

Word. You out the game. Yeah, I'm a Muslim now, you know? Know. Okay. That's what's up. You still owe me that bread, though. Yeah, a lot. A lot. On. Erase that. Like, give me that. Give me that 15k you owe me, my.

[Damaris]

Holy. Do we think that LeBron, since he has broken his social media fast, can play cousins in the back seat on the way to the. The arena?

[DJ Head]

What's up?

[Damaris]

Get him in that.

[DJ Head]

Yo, you and this song is highlight. Look, you want to talk about it? Josh want to. Go ahead. Talk about it. Talk about it. Kanye west said he was sucking dick since he was eight years old. Old and stopped when he was 14. That's six years of dick sucking. Kanye said he was sucking his cousin's dick.

[Mal]

After six years. There is, like, you kind of get tired of it. There is a little hump you gotta get over, Damaris.

[DJ Head]

What? What are you talking about?

[Mal]

I'm just saying it can get tired after six years. It's like a relationship. You gotta, you know, find ways to make it new again. I understand why you stop after six years.

[DJ Head]

Nah. All right. I don't know. I don't know if I agree with that.

[Mal]

No, no. I'm crazy. I ain't right. The song. All right, read the. Read the lyrics more.

[DJ Head]

Why I gotta read this?

[Damaris]

You were the one that said straight men suck better dick.

[DJ Head]

So, yeah, you read it, Damaris.

[Mal]

I can't speak from the man's point of view. I need one of y'all to speak from the man's point of view. If I read it, it's just gonna sound, like, freaky. If y'all read it, they're really gonna get the full effect.

[DJ Head]

No, it's gonna sound freaky no matter who reads this because there's some freaky going on it. I'll read it. Hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines. We've seen some kissing we ain't know what that means.

[Damaris]

Why are you reading like the Furious 5?

[DJ Head]

I feel like. I feel like I didn't hear the song.

[Damaris]

Broken glass everywhere Sucking dick everywhere.

[DJ Head]

It was me and my cousin. I just don't care. Kanye. All right. Yo. Hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazine We've seen some kissing we ain't know what that mean Then we start reenacting Everything that we had seen that's when I gave my cousin head he doubled up on the game My cousin that's when I gave my cousin head Head Gave my cousin head no, but you have to understand Gave my cousin Wait, that's the hook. What is this, the bridge? Is this the bridge? Gave my cousin head Gave my cousin head I gave my cousin head what is this shit, man?

[Damaris]

You don't have to understand on the 2nd. Gave my cousin head Gave my cousin head he goes into a falsetto like the first one.

[DJ Head]

He was harmonizing. That's crazy. I'm so glad I didn't hear the song. Look at the bridge I saw you outside again Just hanging out with your friends now you imagine cousin got homeboys and I know these about to judge me now and I know these about to judge me now Started off when we was hanging out Told my cousin not to tell nobody Please, no, don't tell nobody. That's the ad lib.

[Damaris]

Yeah, no, but it's, like, off in the distance. Please don't tell nobody. It's crazy.

[DJ Head]

People tell me to take it to my grave Truth will set you free someday I don't think they understand that I'm not attracted to a man. They thought I was. All right, now, hold on, Kanye. You just told us you gave your cousin head, and now you're saying people thought you was attracted to a man.

[Damaris]

We didn't know. And who told you to take it to your grave if no one knew?

[Mal]

Well, I'm sure somebody knew.

[Damaris]

Do you think that line in Real Friends, when he said he gave his cousin 250k to get the laptop back, that he was fucking bitches on it was really them fucking.

[DJ Head]

Ooh, wait, hold on now. Because now the hook says nitrous. Don't help me, me it just put me in a trance I'm talking about Euphoria. I am not talking about a man.

[Damaris]

We didn't think you were.

[DJ Head]

Told her. Don't leave me Because I need you by my side as long as you don't leave me Then I'll probably be all right and that one time that you left me I didn't get no sleep that night and that one time that you left me I took 10 perks to get high 10 perks to get high I pray that I don't die but if I die See you in the sky Two pints of the qua KWA Quickly. Two pints of the quay Kwei. Okay, my bad. Two. Two pints of the quay Shay kwakue Don't leave, just stay, bae. Let's go on vacay Leave the world.

[Damaris]

Behind Bring Sihai back, man. So who's a co writer?

[DJ Head]

So he's not talking about a man. He's talking about Euphoria.

[Mal]

No, he's. No, no, no, no. He's talking about a man. But when he said nitrous, something don't leave me, he said, I'm talking about Euphoria, not a man. So his cousin's name, Not Nitrous, but, like you know.

[DJ Head]

Oh, okay.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[DJ Head]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Mal]

So he's singing to his cousin and the nitro.

[DJ Head]

Now his cousin is.

[Damaris]

If he called his cousin nitrous, that'd be gayer than sucking his dick.

[Mal]

I literally.

[DJ Head]

So. So this is his cousin who is doing life in prison for killing a pregnant woman. I read. Right.

[Mal]

Oh, I didn't know I was.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I didn't know how true that was or how it's connected, but, yeah, this.

[DJ Head]

Is for his cousin. His cold cousins. Oh.

[Damaris]

Living in jail then if. If he's into this type of stuff.

[DJ Head]

Oh, yeah, this is. That's. He's in Disney World. But. Yeah, I just, you know, I don't know if Kanye is being. If this is true, if he's just doing this for more shock value. Either way, I really don't care. I didn't hear the song. I don't plan on hearing the song. I'm just at that.

[Damaris]

You should give it just one listen, just for your own. Just so you could really know how he delivered this.

[DJ Head]

No, I'm cool.

[Damaris]

He said until he's 14 years old, he said he was doing this.

[Mal]

So for people who are really have really been. I hate to be the Debbie Downer who have really been victims of coxa, which is C O C A C O C S A child on child sexual assault. We are not laughing at you. We do not think that that is funny because.

[DJ Head]

Wait, what is it called?

[Mal]

Oh, no, we're not child on child sexual assault. When children are messing around with other children. It's not. You're not. You're a victim. But like, it's weird. It's weird. Cause you don't want to send a child to jail for something that they were probably shown by an adult. Right. But. But. So if that's what happened to you. We're not. If that's. If that's what really happened with this. We're not laughing at Kanye because that's not okay not to laugh. But if Kanye is just doing this for shock value, this is just another.

[Damaris]

I don't think he's lying. Even if he's doing it for shock value. I don't think he's making this up. I think it kind of tracks with a lot of his personality. Being addicted to porn, being super over sexual. Like, Kanye's been that guy his whole career, and a lot of that can probably stem from abuse as a kid.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Damaris]

So I'm. It's probably true. I'm not laughing at him. I am gonna laugh at certain lines, though. Not Laughing at him. I'm just laughing at the fact that you would harmonize something like that.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Like, it's just. That's my thing. It's just like, all right, you know, if that was the case, and it's like, damn, you know, hate that you had to go through some like that. But why make it a song? That's all. I'm just.

[Damaris]

No, I mean, get your trauma out.

[DJ Head]

Maybe this helped him get you get it out. But we don't need it on the DSPs, though. Like, go to therapy, you know, get. Get the help that you may need. But when you put it. Give it to us like this, it's just like, all right, don't harmonize. The Gave my cousin head. Like, just don't stack the vocals there. Give us the ad libs behind that, is all I'm saying. Not that part.

[Damaris]

If I find out Aunt Clemens came up with these melodies.

[Mal]

Poor Ant.

[Damaris]

If I find out. Yeah, Call Ant.

[DJ Head]

No, no, no. Call Ant, dawg. Call Ant. Call Ant. Because I need to know. Know. I didn't know who wrote this, who produced it, who wrote it. Man, we got to stop this, man. We got to stop.

[Damaris]

Mad at me.

[DJ Head]

No, that. We got to stop.

[Damaris]

Oh, he might be on the West Coast. Hope he's up, cuz. You know, be in sessions late.

[DJ Head]

N. He up. He up. He know the. He know the song just dropped you.

[Damaris]

Trying to run down that pub.

[DJ Head]

He's with his cousin, you know.

[Mal]

All right, okay.

[Damaris]

And go. You up.

[DJ Head]

That's my God, man. Gotta tell us who stacked the vocals, though, because if I see you featuring and Clements on in the credits, I'm like, all right, dog.

[Damaris]

All right, let's go. In this scenario, though, let's say Kanye hasn't done all this outrageous shit, which, by the way, is Today was so funny on the Internet after he went on his Hitler rants. The shit about Jay Z and Beyonce's kids trump all that. Everyone's like, we have to separate the art and the artist. Like, he still makes good music. I don't agree with his political shit. Then he said, I was sucking my cousin's dick TILL I was 14. And everyone like, done. I'm done with Kanye.

[DJ Head]

Get him out of here.

[Damaris]

Have you seen the. He's been saying before?

[DJ Head]

Come on. Done, done. Get him out. Get him out. It's enough. Enough is enough.

[Damaris]

Calling children's like, listen, man, your graduation.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, enough is enough. Enough is enough. Like, now you sucking your cousin off. All right, man, get out of here, man. You going through just too Much going on.

[Damaris]

All right, let's say he had none of these antics and he was still the Kanye legacy that we all used to know and love. And you are a songwriter and had the opportunity to work with Kanye. A dream come true. And you walk in the studio the first day and on the whiteboard. That's the topic. Are you writing this song with him?

[DJ Head]

No, because I feel like to be a great songwriter, you have to be able to put yourself there in a situation, and I can't put myself there.

[Damaris]

What if he brought the dirty magazines that popped it all off so you could just get, like, the imagery? And then what if he called one of your cousins, like, just not to do anything but just be in the room?

[DJ Head]

That's not real to me.

[Damaris]

Okay, but just. Songwriters have to do the perspective of the artists they're working with. Like, that's what makes the great ones.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but is that just saying they.

[Damaris]

Know how to write from Rihanna's perspective?

[DJ Head]

Yeah. No, but that's just not the song for me. I can't do that. Okay, but hopefully you'll find a person that can pin that for you, though.

[Damaris]

How would you go about telling Kanye that.

[DJ Head]

That.

[Damaris]

That you'll be in Studio B?

[DJ Head]

Yeah, yeah. That's just not on my algorithm. That's not in my. I don't know how to write from that perspective, fam. Like, never experienced that. It's not real to me. I know, obviously people go through it, but that's not my experience.

[Damaris]

All right, well, damn, there goes your Sony pub deal.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, no, for that song. Yeah, I'll pass. Definitely. Definitely pass on that record.

[Rory]

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[Mal]

You mean the beanbag chair?

[Rory]

Aren't we getting a mini frid?

[Damaris]

Can we create a pool on PayPal? It lets us collect the money before we buy.

[Mal]

Ooh, yes, that's smart.

[Damaris]

Glad we can agree on something Easily.

[Rory]

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[DJ Head]

Ugh.

[Rory]

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[DJ Head]

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[Damaris]

Since we took it a little too far with the Kanye thing, I figured let's just double down and take this episode where it needs to go. You see the Shannon Sharp case?

[DJ Head]

Yeah. I didn't know we.

[Damaris]

Why are you laughing?

[DJ Head]

Because I didn't know that's where we needed to go, but. All right, let's go.

[Damaris]

There's so fucking mad list. In no way are we making fun of a case or anybody that that is been anally raped or is accusing. Let the courts figure everything out. I see Shannon Sharp is already defending himself by leaking some text messages. I'm not victim blaming anyone. I just think Tony Busby is a clown and I think hiring him as a lawyer doesn't make you look like you're telling the truth. But let the courts figure that out. We're not here to talk about that. Was that good, Damaris?

[Mal]

That's fine.

[Damaris]

Okay, next. Now let's read the text messages that this woman sent Shannon Sharp. Lord, I must be doing summer. I never get text messages like this. Only if you put that baby gravy in me, then I can do whatever I want.

[DJ Head]

This is her texting him. Yeah.

[Damaris]

This is not Shannon texting her.

[DJ Head]

Okay.

[Damaris]

I want to put my tongue in your. And then I want to marry you.

[DJ Head]

This is still her.

[Damaris]

That's kind of romantic, actually.

[DJ Head]

That's. Yeah, I get it.

[Damaris]

Like long term, like.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

But I just don't view you as like a sex object. Like I also. So that's my daddy. I want you to put a big black baby in me. See?

[Mal]

And this who y'all be, though.

[DJ Head]

All right, all right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Is this a white woman, though? It's a Latina. Okay, all right.

[Damaris]

There's a follow up to that one. You better crave it because you're going to be stuck with it for life after you put a big black baby in me. As if he didn't get it the first time.

[DJ Head]

How do you put a big black. Yo. It's just refreshing to know that somebody like Shannon Sharp on the phone talking like this, because sometimes you just gotta have wild conversations. But I. Go ahead, man.

[Damaris]

I want you to put a dog collar around my neck and choke me with it while you're me. That's standard, though.

[DJ Head]

Wait, so Shannon Sharp screenshot is to put it out? Yeah.

[Damaris]

This is a statement from his.

[DJ Head]

He's whack, though, because he deleted what he was saying. See, that's why it's whack. Don't do that. Don't screenshot once you delete yours off the text thread. See, that's the.

[Damaris]

I don't like why this trial. Again, not making light of it. Even though we're laughing. This is already discovery. Like they're going to have to read the whole text message. Yeah, like a court stenographer is going to have to read this and.

[DJ Head]

And type it out.

[Damaris]

Yeah, and it will be available to all American citizens at some point.

[DJ Head]

That's what I'm saying. But. But he put. He posted screenshots where you can't see what he said.

[Mal]

He didn't even post screenshots. He posted a statement from him and his team.

[DJ Head]

This is the statement.

[Mal]

Yes. That has the. It has the text messages in it.

[DJ Head]

But not what he said to her. No, no, that's whack.

[Damaris]

I know. You missed it all. 25k for each cheek. Good negotiation.

[DJ Head]

She said you missed his big juicy ass.

[Damaris]

Then. Dot, dot, dot. 25K for each cheek.

[DJ Head]

That's how much you got to pay her?

[Damaris]

I think so.

[DJ Head]

Or is that how much he paid for the surgery was 50, 000.

[Damaris]

We'll have to find out. And discovery at the trial.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, we gotta. We gotta wait and see.

[Damaris]

This lawsuit filed by Gabrielle and orchestrated by her attorney, Tony Busby is a blatant and cynical attempt to shake Tony Buzzfeed once again.

[DJ Head]

Huh?

[Damaris]

For a million dollars just filled with lies, distortions, misrepresentations, and will not succeed. It just continues on to say that she's lying and then more text messages.

[DJ Head]

But so Tony Busby, once again behind some.

[Damaris]

So we don't know.

[DJ Head]

But yeah, I mean, we know, judging.

[Damaris]

By his track record.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, we can't really put too much into that.

[Damaris]

And let's also be clear. There's also. I'm not saying Shannon Sharp is a rapist whatsoever. Not putting anything on anyone's jacket. There's also a world where someone could text back and forth like that, and then also, sexual assault can happen.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So it's just. I mean, where does she rank on any woman you've ever texted? I've never even come close this. No one's asked for a big white baby.

[Mal]

You know, a little white baby.

[DJ Head]

No girl has ever asked me for a big black baby. No. No, never got that.

[Mal]

Yeah, like, why are y'all women that talk to y'all like that?

[DJ Head]

Like, you got to see how I talk to them tomorrow.

[Damaris]

It kind of trap. I feel like that's what Shannon's, like, kind of into, judging by that IG Live thing. I really think, like, he got a sh. I think he popped off this energy. I don't know if he got a.

[DJ Head]

What? What?

[Mal]

A sharecropper fetish?

[DJ Head]

Why he got a sharecropper fetish?

[Damaris]

And what does that even mean?

[Mal]

What. Why are you letting somebody talk to you like that?

[DJ Head]

Put it. Put a big black baby in me.

[Mal]

Yeah, that.

[DJ Head]

I don't think that that's. That's that crazy. I mean, you don't think that's that.

[Mal]

Crazy to have a non black woman say that to you? You don't think that that's crazy?

[DJ Head]

He's a big black man. Like, she wants a big black baby. What you want? I don't see a lot of stuff that's not that crazy to me. I'm pretty sure it's crazy. Wait till the. The whole drop. We gonna really see the crazy.

[Damaris]

She has a fetish for John Coffee from Green Mile.

[DJ Head]

That's what I'm saying. She's trying to give birth to the next John Coffee. Yeah, I don't think that that's that crazy, though.

[Damaris]

That's in sweet. It's insane. What are you talking now?

[DJ Head]

She would have said, put a baby in me. Then we like, whoa, she tripping. But put a big black baby, huh? No, not really. I mean, it's kinky talk, but I don't think it's like. Like, it's not nothing to be offended by if I'm Shannon Sharp. I wouldn't be offended by it.

[Damaris]

All right, you want to make a push up bet that when the discovery comes out and they leak all the text messages that she did not use the hard R, that she didn't guarantee that somewhere in that text conversation.

[DJ Head]

Nah, I don't think so.

[Mal]

I think he would have put that out immediately.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think she.

[Damaris]

Then he would look nuts. Like you kept fucking with a girl that called you that.

[Mal]

N. Now, why.

[DJ Head]

Why does he look nice?

[Damaris]

Don't wait. First of all, you're the one that always says don't kink shit shame.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Share crop of fetish. That's a fetish. Don't kick shame that baby granny. Yeah. Don't kick shame now.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, Busby.

[DJ Head]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like, I'm not. I'm. You're right. I. You. You right.

[DJ Head]

No, see, no, no, don't do that. This is what. See, because this is what Baby D pissed me off at. She. See what? She wrong.

[Mal]

She don't like that I said you got me.

[DJ Head]

No, but you don't like that he.

[Mal]

Got you a hypocrite for sure.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, exactly. All right, cool. Live on it. I respect that.

[Mal]

I ain't you. I admit it.

[DJ Head]

You know you ain't me. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right. Yeah, yeah. Cuz you is DJ Head. Then you, then you. No.

[Mal]

Why DJ Head? Catching a question.

[Damaris]

Is Jis a big black baby? He's the one that created it. Pe Might have a.

[DJ Head]

That was a big black baby. Baby. That baby was. That was a big. That was a big baby. That baby came out 14 pounds.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Head]

Eight ounces, for sure.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Damaris needed some recovery after that.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Damaris ain't she. Ain't she. She ain't pushed back from the table at all when she was pregnant. She ate everything. Mm.

[Mal]

I hate this podcast so, so much.

[DJ Head]

Hey, Shannon Sharp. I don't think that this lady has a much of a case. I'm gonna be honest. Anytime Tony Busby is attached to something, I'm automatically thinking it's this point. So we just have to wait and see.

[Damaris]

How do. How do you get a woman to talk to you this way?

[Mal]

Have some money.

[DJ Head]

There you go. Ching.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. I guess this is what we're talking about. Going only fans and just ask a girl to send me messages like, cha.

[DJ Head]

Ching. There you go.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Never had a girl say baby gravy to me. That's so creative. It's, like, kind of attractive if Someone come up with something like that.

[DJ Head]

Put that big Irish baby in. Put that big red hair baby in me. I want a redheaded baby.

[Damaris]

I want a shepherd's pie in this oven.

[DJ Head]

Put your shepherd's pie inside my oven.

[Damaris]

Put all that potato famine up in.

[DJ Head]

Give me your cabbage. That's what you eat, right?

[Damaris]

Trying to corn your beef.

[DJ Head]

Put your corn beef in me, yo. It is so refreshing. It is so refreshing to know that Shannon Shaw is receiving these typ and text messages. Oh, man. All right. The world maybe not be so in bad shape after all.

[Damaris]

Wait, hold on. There's dates on this. Can we, can we look up to see if any of these times he was currently filming Club Shay.

[Mal]

Damn. This is 11 2025. Like.

[DJ Head]

And this girl is only 23. Damaris. Damn.

[Mal]

This. This your first text message of the year.

[DJ Head]

Come out the gate.

[Mal]

That's crazy.

[DJ Head]

Shannon just didn't want us to see how he like his his game when he started talking to her. He didn't want us to see see that.

[Damaris]

And also this her game kind of trash because in January 12th she said put a big black baby in me. And then August 6th rolled around and there was still no big black baby in her because she's still asking for that. What was he doing August 6, 2024. If I. If I find out he was talking to Cat Williams. If she while his phone was on the chair. See, this is why Light enough with those messages.

[Mal]

This is why I know he's sick. Because I, I, I'm a woman. I can understand because I've seen delete their text message. You better crave it cuz you're going to be stuck with it for life. That means he text her and said he was craving the big black baby. And she said you better crave it cuz you're going to be stuck with it for life after you put a big black baby in me.

[DJ Head]

You doing the context clues?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah. You're actually at that.

[Mal]

He said he was craving it august 6:24.

[Damaris]

I mean, if that's his thing, why King shame?

[Mal]

I'm not king.

[Damaris]

So he gets his off.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, that's my Michelle.

[Damaris]

I wish, I wish they put the times in here too because I gotta see at what like if this is. This looks like early afternoon for Shannon Sharp. I don't even think this was like late night. I think like he was at the.

[DJ Head]

Gym in between set.

[Damaris]

I think he was on a zoom with volume.

[Mal]

Yeah. At night at 8am 9am oh man. Sexting it before the sun go down and just crazy.

[DJ Head]

Like.

[Mal]

Y'all don't feel like now I feel like people could see you. No.

[DJ Head]

Probably. You don't sex in the daytime.

[Mal]

I don't sex. I don't. I don't.

[DJ Head]

We'll be back after a word from our sponsors. Man. What is.

[Damaris]

Baby. I'm not here trying to convince any adult that hasn't sex is lying.

[Mal]

I never said that I didn't do it before. I've never said that I was a young girl once. I did that. I'm not doing. I'm grown as fuck the. I'm like sexting right now.

[DJ Head]

Oh my.

[Mal]

Doing that.

[DJ Head]

Turn 30 and act like they the same age as Mother Teresa. What the Is going on?

[Mal]

It's just not for me. I feel weird. I'm not doing that.

[DJ Head]

Sexting or sexting in. During.

[Mal]

In the daytime sexting period. That's just not. It's just not me. I'm not saying it's anything wrong with it. I know it's very normal. It's just not something that I do. I'm also don't. I don't date. Like I'm not like. I'm just chilling.

[DJ Head]

So.

[Mal]

Period.

[Damaris]

But if you dated and dealt with someone seriously and they wanted to sext, you would say no.

[Mal]

I just. It's not. I'm not. I don't regular text. You know. I don't regular text. So sexting is real weird for me.

[Damaris]

I thought you were ignoring my text because you were sexy.

[Mal]

Now we could FaceTime and we could.

[DJ Head]

We could.

[Mal]

We could do a little something on FaceTime. But I'm not texting. I'm not. No one's gonna be able to screenshot.

[DJ Head]

Some shit for me.

[Mal]

You bugging the fuck off.

[DJ Head]

That's where it was. Okay. That's where we going. Damaris don't want no evidence and no paper trail. She smiled smart. Okay. You don't want to pay broke up and this.

[Mal]

Yeah. I'm up on the summer gym screen with text. Nah. If you expose me you going to have to go all the way. You going to have to do. It's going to be damn near revenge porn.

[DJ Head]

If the screenshot while you busting it open on Facebook.

[Mal]

That's fine. I need a lawsuit. That's fine.

[DJ Head]

Okay.

[Mal]

I need a lawsuit.

[DJ Head]

All right.

[Damaris]

Doesn't it. It tells you when someone.

[DJ Head]

Well now. Yeah.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Would that. Would that kill the mood?

[DJ Head]

If I'm. If I'm. If I'm on FaceTime with a girl just snap clothes.

[Mal]

Like.

[Damaris]

Hey. Was that.

[DJ Head]

What the.

[Damaris]

Was that it would distract me other way around if I just saw that notification. While I'm up there cornering my beef, I be like, yo, what are you doing?

[DJ Head]

Oh, man, that's hilarious. You ever been getting dressed on a girl in the bed, Rory, and you like, walking around naked and you hear, like, the camera flash?

[Mal]

Yes, sorry.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it's always on my ass. And I know it's not, like, for sexy purposes. It's to laugh at me.

[DJ Head]

Put you in the group chat.

[Mal]

Cause you like Chicken Little.

[Damaris]

100%.

[DJ Head]

Put you in the group chat.

[Damaris]

That.

[DJ Head]

Look at this. Without his clothes on.

[Damaris]

I'm actually getting better in shape, man.

[DJ Head]

Get your up.

[Damaris]

I mean, my ass is. That's just genetic. That's never gonna do anything.

[Mal]

You can do some squats, fool.

[Damaris]

No, I've been doing squats, all right.

[DJ Head]

But don't look at me when you say you've been doing squats. So look at the.

[Damaris]

Doesn't cuff.

[DJ Head]

Look at the matter. Look at the marriage. Look at the marriage. Don't look at me.

[Mal]

Look at Josh.

[DJ Head]

Look at. Look at the marriage. She asked you. She's the one who told you you could do squats.

[Damaris]

I don't have, like, a flabby ass, but it's just not.

[DJ Head]

You talking to God.

[Damaris]

Why did you curse me?

[Mal]

You don't have, like, a hump. Like, you don't got, like, a show.

[Damaris]

My lovely lady love.

[DJ Head]

Here we go. Look at the Look.

[Mal]

You don't have a show.

[DJ Head]

You don't have a show.

[Damaris]

Wait, what's that mean?

[DJ Head]

Oh, man.

[Mal]

Like, is there something to hold on? Like, if somebody was holding your left hand or something to hold on?

[Damaris]

Well, I mean, why. Why would it be the position that you're.

[Mal]

I didn't say it had to be sex, bro. Somebody could walk up behind you and hug you. Like, you tripping then.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I got a little. Like you got a little cuff or something. You know, something to work with.

[DJ Head]

That's what's up.

[Damaris]

Like, as long as I'm a good listener, she'll deal with it.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I'm so over any insecurity. I just walk around butt ass and not care.

[DJ Head]

I don't give up. I've been told years ago I been.

[Damaris]

I don't give like, I used to like little bit. It probably a bit. I don't give a.

[DJ Head]

Now I don't care.

[Damaris]

This is who I am. Accepted, man.

[DJ Head]

Listen, when you start paying all these bills, I walk around, I don't give a. You and whoever else you send that picture to.

[Mal]

I don't close Just swinging.

[DJ Head]

I don't give a. Life is rough.

[Mal]

I don't. I don't know. My homegirls don't really send the, like the men naked pictures anymore. They send like the. We send the snores, like, yeah, Nyquil. Just the snores. Like Nyquil.

[DJ Head]

See, that's when I'll just jump in the chat, like, nah, I got sleep apnea. It ain't nothing she did. Because you can't even go to sleep, like, after you had sex without a girl text her friend like, y'all put that this. No, you. I've been up since 5:30 this morning.

[Mal]

You can't.

[DJ Head]

It is 12:30 at night.

[Mal]

You gotta. If a wake up at 9:00am and he back sleep by 10, then that's when you could send a night quilting.

[DJ Head]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you. Okay, okay, fair.

[Mal]

Wake up 9am he's back by 10. Or if a. You put a to bed at 5pm and he sleep through the night.

[DJ Head]

Sometimes you need a nap, Damaris. I ain't going to lie. Naps. Sometimes you need one. Man. Man.

[Damaris]

True story is she was in the living room watching Netflix. I just beat off and went to sleep.

[DJ Head]

Beating off while your girl in the house is cra. You know how crazy that is?

[Mal]

We've had this conversation before.

[Damaris]

Well, Ma doesn't even think you're allowed to beat off when you have a girlfriend, period. But the house. Yes. That is kind of odd if, like, she's right there.

[Mal]

Well, maybe she doesn't want to have sex. Please don't. Please just. You know what? Nothing.

[Damaris]

Not. Wasn't going to go anywhere with that whatsoever.

[Mal]

Thank you.

[Damaris]

I was just saying maybe you should just wait till she wants to. You don't need to go beat off.

[DJ Head]

That's what I see. But that's why relationships is tough, though, because if I'm horny and I want to have sex and my partner isn't horny, doesn't want to have sex, obviously I can't have sex. Right. So I'm kind of whack if I go and masturbate.

[Mal]

You're not whack if you're gonna masturbate.

[DJ Head]

That's whack. Most people be like. And most couples will be like, yeah, that's crazy. In the house. And you just go in the shower. You take a shower.

[Mal]

No, I think most couples would tell you that that happens more often than you.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, I think masturbate while y'all in the house. Y'all don't like each other.

[Mal]

No. Or maybe you've been in a. If you've been in a relationship for years and it's your partner don't want to have sex, they on their period, they got a headache. No, get the off me.

[DJ Head]

Oh, no, no, no. We understand if it's, you know, physically you can't. You just, you know, you cycle and. Oh, yeah, no, come on. We understand that. We're not animals. But.

[Mal]

But just cause you horny don't mean I have to be horny.

[DJ Head]

No, but you need to get on my level with me though. Let me get you there. You know what I'm saying? Because what you going through, let's talk about it.

[Mal]

Maybe I'm just not in the mood to have. Not everybody is in the mood to have sex all the time.

[DJ Head]

It'll be times where I'm not in the mood to have sex. But if my girl come in the room and she butt naked. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready.

[Mal]

Now you not really not in the mood to have sex. Like some people just don't be in the mood to have sex. Like they don't work the hour shift. You over here want to have sex. If you don't go find something to do.

[DJ Head]

Damaris, let me tell you something. I could work three overnight shifts in a row if I like my girl.

[Mal]

What are you doing overnight? Ju.

[DJ Head]

I'm just saying I don't. Whatever job in a row. I walk in the room and I'm. I'm not tired. My girl fresh out the shower, naked. She hop on, it's time to rock and roll.

[Damaris]

I think you need to be in a long term relationship with a woman in her 30s. Cuz you're going to start to be like, yo, can you relax? I'm not trying to N. Y'all got.

[DJ Head]

To get with people y'all really like.

[Damaris]

Women in their 30s. Sex drive of is different. And you can only take so many rounds before it's like, can you relax so I can go snore?

[DJ Head]

Just let me fill. Let the sack fill back up and.

[Damaris]

Then get that baby gravy going.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, then we go right back to it. That's all. But people just don't be in relationships with people they really like. Like that they're not attracted to them like that. I'm telling you, it's a real thing.

[Mal]

We have any voice.

[DJ Head]

But no, no, we talking about this Damaris being relationships with people they don't really like.

[Damaris]

Like stamp that I said that or just time happens.

[DJ Head]

What do you mean by time?

[Damaris]

If you're in a 25 year relationship. Yeah. There may be some less desire for that person. That's kind of natural.

[DJ Head]

You don't like you're not attracted to.

[Damaris]

Divorce them and find a young girl that's in.

[DJ Head]

So you saying what I'm saying you're not attracted to this person anymore. I didn't say why you're not attracted, but that's the reason. You're just not attracted to that person anymore.

[Damaris]

So everyone that's married n some people.

[DJ Head]

That'S married that they. They'll still let you know L we two, three times a day.

[Damaris]

Cuz you need to start spicing it up like Shannon Sharp and the old girl. Like that's what you got to do to keep things new. Got to get on freaky.

[DJ Head]

How freaky though? Cousins put a.

[Damaris]

Put a cousins big black babies.

[Mal]

This a freaked out ass podcast.

[DJ Head]

No, we. We reporting the freaked out ass. That's how here. It ain't us. We ain't doing that. Shannon and Yay. Yay and Shannon that's doing that. Not me and Rory.

[Damaris]

No, I've never seen a gay magazine before. What. What were they acting at? Like what is in gay magazine? Because like Playboy was usually just like women like naked, like photo shoots. There's just. There's like dudes making out and giving each other head in magazines.

[Mal]

They have porn. Rory, where have you been? They have.

[Damaris]

I'm reading the lyrics. Dirty magazine. This was in the 80s back in the day.

[Mal]

They had porn magazines.

[Damaris]

People were back in the day. Right now I took my cousin's butt.

[DJ Head]

Go to news right now. You see gay.

[Damaris]

Speaking of which, Ant's calling back. Do we have voicemails?

[DJ Head]

You've got mail. Hey, what up, Rory? Ma baby D. What it do? Look, I got a question, right? Cuz I was having this debate with my friends and they told me this is some sucker. So I don't know if this is sucker or not. Is this sucker for me to pull up on a girl, eat her box and then get nothing in return?

[Mal]

Are you the realest alive? Word up.

[DJ Head]

I said that's not sucking. I said that's cool. Like if that's. If that's all you want from the girl, that's all you want. And they like, nah, yo, like is you her bitch or something? Like you mean. You mean you only one give a head. And I'm like, bro, like maybe I didn't. Maybe I just felt like eating box. You feel me? Like, you know what I'm saying? That fun. But they told me that sucker So I want to know is that sucker or not? That's really all I need. You know what I'm saying? Baltimore signing out.

[Damaris]

That kid's having a life N. He.

[Mal]

A real word than me and God, G. When God rides rise up from the dead. He really gonna reward him for the real ass he doing and how he contributed in society. We appreciate you, my brother.

[Damaris]

And this is why I believe in double standards, especially when they work in our benefit. It's fine if girls just give you head and that's it. It's done. Yeah, if you just eat some. Are you just sitting there hard?

[DJ Head]

That's what. Okay, so that's where I was gonna go with it, because I'm like, now.

[Damaris]

You'Re just sitting here hard.

[DJ Head]

Like, if I meet a girl, I'm like, I'm turned on. I want to have sex now. So it's like, how you do that and just leave?

[Mal]

Like, maybe he got off. That's what he got off from it.

[DJ Head]

That's crazy.

[Mal]

Nah, it's not.

[Damaris]

You saying he nutted while giving a girl head?

[Mal]

Girls have done it. Y'all don't think men can do it. I've definitely watched. I've heard of situations where men have nutted.

[Damaris]

Oh, no. I've definitely came too quick and then pretended like I was just going back down to eat the pussy. That's an angel.

[DJ Head]

Y'all don't know no nigga that ever did that. I don't want to hear that.

[Mal]

Okay.

[DJ Head]

The marriage a came from eating you out.

[Mal]

No, not me. I don't even date men. But I'm saying I've. I've. I've heard of situations of it. That's all I'm saying.

[DJ Head]

I'm not. I'm just not rolling with that.

[Mal]

I think y'all think confusing the trick.

[Damaris]

Of when you feel like you're about to nut too quick, so you pull out and then you're, like, not even ready. Start eating the.

[Mal]

Just to get your thoughts back together, homie. Clothes. What's going on?

[DJ Head]

No, man, I can't. No, no, I don't believe that. I do not believe that. I'm letting y'all know right now. I don't believe that men coming in their jeans. Told me your homegirl lied.

[Mal]

Probably. I don't know. Maybe.

[Damaris]

I do believe that the man that would eat fully clothed probably could not in his jeans.

[DJ Head]

I don't believe that eating fully clothed. That lock that up. That.

[Damaris]

I agree.

[DJ Head]

The that's able to do that put him in probably prison because that's just a small peek into the. That he can do for sure to the society.

[Damaris]

And he did it in wrangler jeans.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, but get him out off the streets coming in your jeans while you eat some like. Come on, fam. Come on, dog. We know you. I love women. I get horny, too, because a ain't never been that horny. Come on, yourself. Fully clothed. Come on, man. I'm. Now, if you want to eat a girl out and just go home, home, Cool. I just don't understand it, because I would be ready to have sex. I would be aroused. I would be ready. Like, I just. I can't see it. For me, I'm not knocking anybody that wants to pull them on their girl and just eat out and go back home. I mean, your girl. Why not stay back home?

[Damaris]

It's crazy.

[DJ Head]

Yes. I'm saying why not stay? Like, finish. I don't. I don't know. Y'all do what y'all want to do, but y'all not gonna sit here and tell me are coming on themselves fully clothed, not like masturbating while they're eating. I just don't believe that that happens.

[Damaris]

Do y'all think that a girl after you just ate and that's it?

[DJ Head]

That is crazy.

[Mal]

Do y'all think that women have done it? Do y'all think women. Have y'all ever seen women. Let me guess. You've seen women come from giving head, right?

[Damaris]

They come looking at more.

[DJ Head]

No, I. I've never. I've never. Now, if she did, I don't know.

[Mal]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Head]

I don't know.

[Mal]

One thing ma has never seen.

[DJ Head]

But it's different. But it's different. But it's different when y'all come. Then when men come, you're gonna know when we came. Like, it's gonna be a mess everywhere. Like, a woman just like, oh, she just crazy wet when she get up, like, you're like, oh, damn. Like, so she may have. I don't know. I'm just saying for a man to do it, it's just like. That's just. That's just crazy to me.

[Damaris]

Only time I've seen that they either had a vibrator or they were touching themselves while giving head.

[DJ Head]

You have to be doing something to get there.

[Damaris]

And I. If I was eating pussy and corner my beef, yeah, I could probably nut. But just to be chilling fully clothed.

[Mal]

Well, maybe there was friction.

[DJ Head]

How much friction?

[Damaris]

Nah, he drive up in the bed while he eating her out.

[DJ Head]

It's just. See, and this is where I sound crazy. Because. But that is absolutely insane to me. That. How was that even physically possible?

[Damaris]

I've never just ate and that was it. But, I mean, I probably would.

[Mal]

Oh, I'm cold.

[Damaris]

I probably would. Oh, what?

[Mal]

You've never just eaten and that was it? Never. That's never happened to you? You've never had a moment where you even just ate and kept eating because you couldn't get hard? Are you telling me that never happened to you?

[Damaris]

Well, yeah, my dick works. Okay.

[Mal]

All right. I'm just saying. Okay.

[DJ Head]

I'm not coming over me. Oh, I don't know what.

[Mal]

I feel like. That's happened to every boy that has ever done drugs or drank too much before. You've been eating and couldn't get hard, and you over there doing that awkward jerk thing while you eating. It's happened to every man, and then I got there.

[Damaris]

Or. Or I just. With so soft dick.

[Mal]

See, now that's crazy. That's not crazy.

[DJ Head]

He trying to nail jello to the wall.

[Damaris]

Because if that didn't work, maybe if I get inside the. I'll get hard.

[Mal]

He pushing gushers through a keyhole, and somehow facts. Everybody else weird.

[DJ Head]

Crazy, yo. Nah, I just feel like if you in. In that mode of, like, oral sex, there's no way I'm not aroused. No way.

[Damaris]

I've definitely been, like, too drunk and not been able to get hard, but. But she's given me head to try to get me hard, and it just didn't work. So I didn't just eat pussy and then put my clothes back on and go home.

[DJ Head]

Well, if you do have Ed Roy Rose Sparks right now called Roy.

[Damaris]

We have too many sponsors you can use, so I'm not going to say.

[DJ Head]

Products, but you got to call Shannon. Call Shannon. We can get some roast Sparks to you. Don't trip, Rory. We're going to take care of you, man. We love you over here at the Rory Mall.

[Damaris]

If I know I'm out, crazy night. Come on. I'll be chewed up. There's no way.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, yeah. You got to, man. You got to. Got to get that rose sparks.

[Damaris]

Get that headache with a gas station.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, yeah. No, no rose Sparks. You need the rose sparks. That's the problem. All that other shit. No Roe Sparks. Roe is a go before.

[Damaris]

Before Damaris, please.

[DJ Head]

Roe will help you grow. You can't spell grow without Roe.

[Damaris]

Lacking some baby gravy.

[DJ Head]

Oh, man. Baltimore nigga. I don't know. I'm not gonna say you crazy for E leaving.

[Mal]

He want know if he's a Sucker.

[DJ Head]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. I mean, again, born every seven seconds.

[Damaris]

I would probably. I enjoy eating. I probably wouldn't mind.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, it's okay. You could be a sucker for your girl. It's all right.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's not. I feel like if you just. If you're with your girlfriend, you just eat her and that's it.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, we've all done sucker for our lady, man. It's all good. It's all right. That for your lady, but not for Norando. You don't do that to no rando.

[Damaris]

But then, like, all right, so assuming he made her come and that's what ended it, or did he just stop eating and then she was just like.

[Mal]

Nah, it could have been a little, like, quick thing, like, because I've seen that happen to women.

[DJ Head]

Doing a mouth buy is crazy. Yeah, Mouth by southwest mouth. Mouth by southwest mouth. He did a mouth by. He did a mouth. This. Doing mouth buys in Baltimore will kill you every. Do a mouth bomb. Eat you out and go kill a on the next corner. Stop eating you out to go shoot a in Baltimore, y'all.

[Damaris]

I think bodied in something.

[DJ Head]

Y'all are crazy down there in Bemore.

[Mal]

No, but I've seen that happen to women before where men will pull up and, like, just, you know, just to tease you real quick and leave. Yeah, I've definitely seen that before. That's not as crazy as y'all think that it is.

[Damaris]

No, I'm saying I would probably do it. I just haven't done it. Like, I like eating.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. Sometimes you got to do that a little bit and get out of there. Get in and get out. I'll be back.

[Damaris]

Then, like, you just walk into the car hard.

[DJ Head]

Yeah. It's a little awkward.

[Mal]

I think your mental state has to be doing it, like, as a fun thing, cuz if you. If you too. If your horny brain get too horny, that's when I think you, like, really around and get, like, brick. But, like, if you doing it just to, like, tease her and play around, I don't think you'll get brick like that. I don't know. I don't have a pen. That's. I just assuming. No, you get a break no matter what. The moment you smell. The moment you smell the coochie, you break.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's, like, natural.

[Mal]

No, no, I'm not making fun of you.

[DJ Head]

I'm with you now.

[Damaris]

It's weird to get hard when you get.

[Mal]

No one said it was weird. No one said it was Weird.

[Damaris]

Yeah. That's the foreplay. I get hard making out.

[Mal]

Like, yeah, you for real. Like, I don't know why you. Not everybody like you.

[DJ Head]

Not everybody's like you.

[Damaris]

You don't got this blood flow through my body.

[DJ Head]

Oh, man. Do we have another voicemail, please? That was it.

[Damaris]

He has two written down. He said, nah, we're good.

[DJ Head]

We're good, we're good. Josh, let it go. Let it go.

[Damaris]

This was all over the place.

[DJ Head]

Oh, man. Listen, it's all good, though, man. It's all good. Oh, man. Just need a second to breathe. All right, DJ Head, let us know. All right, you horny, gang. This has been fun. I didn't know we was gonna come in here the day after the Lord rose and have such a filthy sexual podcast. But listen, man, Kanye told us that he, you know, he was giving fellatio to his cousin. Shannon Sharp released some text messages from him and one of his lovely lady friends. I mean, so we're here to just report on it. Amanda Bonds is doing only fans. Listen, the world is a horny place sometimes.

[Damaris]

Maybe I'll reignite my. My account for that. I want to chat with her, okay. Ask her about behind the scenes and all that. Yeah, it'll be fun.

[DJ Head]

See what she's up to, see if she's all right.

[Damaris]

But, yeah, apologies if anyone was offended. I swear we weren't trying to do that or make light of any situation, but, you know, you guys make fun of my sexual assault, so.

[DJ Head]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not.

[Mal]

You make fun of your sexual assault.

[DJ Head]

I'm not apologizing, man. That. It. It is what it is. All right, we. Well, enjoy the week. We'll be back in a couple days to talk to you all. Thank you for joining us on this. This wonderful, wonderful podcast experience, and we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that. He's just ginger. Peace. Hello, darlings. Pack your suitcase for a new season of the Hulu original reality series. Band a Pump, Villa.

[Mal]

Let's do this.

[Damaris]

Ciao.

[Mal]

It's Stassi. Of course. Lisa brought in her favorite to be.

[Damaris]

Resident chaperone of the castle.

[DJ Head]

Stassi is an icon. She's my eyes and ears. I love this. Get ready for the luxury and drama that awaits us in Italy. Cheers to all the toxic couples in The Castle. Season two of Vanderpump Villa premieres April 24th.

[Mal]

Streaming on Hulu.

[DJ Head]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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