Episode 366 | Beaucoup

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 366 | Beaucoup

Introduction

In Episode 366 of "New Rory & MAL," released on April 29, 2025, hosts Rory and Mal delve into a whirlwind of personal anecdotes, humorous exchanges, and engaging debates. The episode primarily revolves around Mal's adventurous yet chaotic trip to New Orleans, interspersed with lively discussions about hypothetical scenarios and current events in the sports world.

1. Mal's New Orleans Trip

Timestamp: [02:06]

Mal recounts his second return trip from New Orleans, this time without his luggage. Unlike his first experience where the luggage was outright stolen, this time Air Canada is attempting to locate his bags. Despite the setback, Mal describes the trip as "amazing" and filled with memorable moments.

a. Jazz Fest Experiences

Timestamp: [03:38]

Mal shares his excitement about attending the Jazz Fest, highlighting performances by The Roots and Lil Wayne. He praises Lil Wayne's integration with the band, noting, "Wayne should do his set the way he did with the Roots. Anywhere he goes."

b. Nightlife and Run-ins

Timestamp: [06:02]

The hosts humorously discuss Mal's numerous run-ins in New Orleans, including getting kicked out of Dave & Buster's. Mal explains, "We was eating, you know, like bar food and shit," leading to confrontations that ultimately resulted in him being escorted out by the police. Despite these mishaps, Mal remains upbeat, saying, "Luckily today I still had on my little alligator."

c. Alligator Tours and Fanboats

Timestamp: [08:07]

To celebrate his birthday, Mal embarks on an alligator tour in the Florida Everglades. He humorously details feeding alligators marshmallows, explaining the ecological reasoning behind it: "They don't want the alligators to like be dependent on them to feed them."

d. Hotel and Travel Woes

Timestamp: [11:00]

Back at the hotel, Mal faces issues with his reservation after mistakenly leaving his key with his credit card. Despite showing proof of his booking, he is told, "You need to leave." However, after presenting his confirmation, the hotel acknowledges the mistake and decides to refund his expenses, stating, "We're refunding every last thing. Because they even saw the cameras."

e. Flight Delays and Final Return

Timestamp: [18:00]

Mal describes his tumultuous journey back, including canceled flights and unexpected delays. He shares a comedic moment where the plane almost takes off without enough fuel, culminating in a stressful yet ultimately successful return to New York.

2. Hypothetical Debate: 100 Men vs. a Gorilla

Timestamp: [40:52]

Shifting gears, Rory and Damaris engage in a humorous and highly speculative debate about what would happen if 100 men were to confront a gorilla. They explore various strategies, the gorilla's potential reactions, and the sheer improbability of such a scenario. Notable exchange:

• Damaris: "Imagine somebody like Sharod throwing around like nunchucks..."
• Mal: "Do you think that's affecting a gorilla?"

This lighthearted segment showcases the hosts' chemistry and ability to entertain listeners with outlandish yet amusing topics.

3. NFL Draft Discussion

Timestamp: [74:09]

The conversation transitions to a serious discussion about the NFL draft, focusing on quarterback prospects like Shador Sanders. They debate whether his fifth-round slip was intentional due to off-field incidents, such as a prank call received from a team's coordinator's son. Mal asserts, "He has the talent and he's going to have a future in the NFL," while Damaris emphasizes accountability, stating, "If he left his iPad open, there should be repercussions."

4. Relationship Advice Segment

Timestamp: [87:31]

Towards the end, the hosts respond to a voicemail inquiry from a listener seeking relationship advice about setting boundaries when a fiancé spends late nights out with single friends. Damaris provides direct and assertive counsel:

• Damaris: "If your girl is out till 6am, I just want to know what y'all doing till."
• Mal: "Shouldn't be engaged to somebody you think would be somebody at some late hours."

This segment highlights the hosts' willingness to tackle real-life issues, blending humor with practical advice.

5. Closing Remarks and Ads

Timestamp: [117:36]

As the episode wraps up, the hosts recap the day's chaotic events, share shout-outs, and segue into advertisements seamlessly integrated into the conversation.

Notable Quotes

• Mal at [03:47]: "But you think I'm waking up at 6am if you think your girl's cheating, that's a different thing."

• Damaris at [21:56]: "Women's eat."

• Josh at [105:43]: "I'm not saying they will."

Conclusion

Episode 366 of "New Rory & MAL" offers listeners a blend of personal storytelling, entertaining debates, and insightful discussions. Mal's eventful trip to New Orleans serves as the backbone of the episode, providing ample material for humor and reflection. The hosts' dynamic interactions and candid conversations ensure an engaging listen, whether you're a regular follower or a new listener tuning in for the first time.

Transcript

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[Damaris]

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[Mal]

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[Damaris]

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[Damaris]

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[Mal]

New worry and now mo. This is the second time I have came back from the amazing city of New Orleans with just the clothes on my back.

[Damaris]

Lost your luggage again?

[Mal]

Out of bag in fucking sight.

[Damaris]

Lost your luggage again.

[Mal]

Okay, well the first time I guess you could say my luggage was lost. It was stolen.

[Damaris]

Okay?

[Mal]

All 12 of us were fleeced for all of our belongings.

[Damaris]

Oh, this was the Palooza days.

[Mal]

Yes, this was NBA All Star Weekend.

[Damaris]

I still believe that was the inside job, but that's for another.

[Mal]

Oh, you're looking at the inside job right there.

[Damaris]

That's the inside job.

[Mal]

It was either him or Beth. We figured that out.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Mal]

So that time we had went back not only from New Orleans, we drove to Jackson, Mississippi, and then back to New York City on a plane in the winter time with just the T shirts because it was hot in New Orleans.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Luckily today I still had on my. You know.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

My little. My little alligator. We'll get to that.

[Damaris]

Duck Dynasty.

[Mal]

Yeah, pretty much. I just need a cigarette.

[Damaris]

Doug Dynasty.

[Mal]

Second time I've come back from New Orleans with just the clothes on my back. At least this time I think American Airlines is going to try to find my bag. But I landed after the longest day of traveling that I think I've had in quite some time. I apologize to everyone in the room. We're supposed to record at noon. It's now 6:49pm it's all good.

[Damaris]

It's all good. Like a little night pod?

[Mal]

No, but I like a night pod. Mo. Fresh from New Orleans. This is the type of pot I'm on right now.

[Damaris]

Okay. All right. I see. How was the trip, though? Other than. Other than losing your luggage, you had a good time?

[Mal]

The trip was amazing. I had a really, really good time. Went to a jazz festival.

[Damaris]

Oh.

[Mal]

So Roots and Lil Wayne, which was great. Probably my favorite Wayne show I've seen.

[Damaris]

What else did you see?

[Mal]

Listen, man.

[Damaris]

Jazz, voodoo, jazz. New Orleans.

[Mal]

P.J. morton.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Mal]

Talks about God.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. Love him.

[Mal]

Yo, so. So. All right, we walking onto the grounds, right? And thank you, Name dropping. Thank you, Amir, for getting passes and everything for everybody. So we walk into Jazz Fest, and to get to where the main stage was, to go see the Roots in Wayne, we had to walk past the gospel tent.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

And gospel tent's big. It's not like it's some small stage or whatever. But, you know, they got the. The little flaps up and Jesus is big and there is a priest screaming. No sound check at all. I could hear him just breaking up every molecule in the mic of. They chose Little Wayne today. We chose Jesus Christ.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mal]

At the festival.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mal]

We walking like. Well, we just wanted to see Wayne screaming at everyone.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

That was walking past. They decided that we chose Lil Wayne today. They chose Jesus. It was a main stage soccer.

[Damaris]

So y'all chose Wayne over Christ?

[Mal]

I looked at black, thought I was like, yo, my bad.

[Damaris]

Oh, that's good, though.

[Mal]

So that was fun. It was cool. Just like New Orleans. I mean, every time I go to New Orleans, I feel like it's like a. A real weekend, which Was All Star weekend, Super Bowl.

[Damaris]

It's always something going on.

[Mal]

Jazz festival is big, obviously, but it was different. Like, it was still a calmer.

[Damaris]

It's a different vibe.

[Mal]

Calmer time.

[Damaris]

So.

[Mal]

Had a lot of fun, but, you know, my birthday is coming up. This is my last. Damn. My last week of being young. I feel like you'll be 35. 30. Yeah. Relax, Kevin.

[Josh]

Oh, sorry.

[Mal]

You're not too far away. Don't you. I was drinking.

[Josh]

I was drinking. I'm sorry.

[Mal]

First of all, we don't even drink without those logos.

[Josh]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

We're going to get to. We're going to get to. The marriage just turned 30. We're going to get to her midlife crisis. Oh, you. She's having a midlife crisis.

[Josh]

I am not.

[Mal]

So this was my. Because I can't do anything for my actual birthday this weekend. I was like, you know what? Somebody else's dollar.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

With the extended electronica family in New Orleans. You know, I. I'll go do the New Orleans thing, maybe make. Make a little bit of money.

[Damaris]

Right.

[Mal]

I'm just not cut out for what the streets are for, man.

[Damaris]

Oh, you just not realizing it.

[Mal]

You want to know how I got kicked out of Dave and Buster's?

[Damaris]

All right, wait. Hold on, man. Hold on. Hold on, dog.

[Mal]

No, it's going to get worse. I got kicked out of a lot of places, a lot of. In New Orleans.

[Damaris]

Why and how.

[Mal]

You know how hard it is to get kicked out of stuff on Bourbon Street.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's.

[Mal]

They encouraged debauchery.

[Damaris]

How and why were you kicked out of a Dave and Buster?

[Josh]

Jim Crow is back.

[Mal]

What's funny is we had a Jim Crow statue. It was a black woman that had it. It wasn't me in the back seat the entire time, which was creeping me out. That's really weird that you brought that up. I was tired. I was, like, nodding off a little bit. It was dead quiet, just like this. And apparently, that's illegal. I had the police escort me out of Dave and Buster's because I went like this.

[Damaris]

No, I don't believe that.

[Josh]

Yeah, you did something.

[Damaris]

You're not telling us the whole story.

[Mal]

Swear to God.

[Damaris]

You all right? Were you sitting down, like, at a table?

[Mal]

No, we was. It was empty. There was nobody there. Like, we were eating, you know, like, bar food and shit. And. Yeah, it was. I'm hanging out with people. Jay's nephew is 25 years old. Like, I can't keep up with these people, and I'm just tired it's like 5 o'clock in the morning. I'm exhausted.

[Damaris]

So you at the bar nodding off. Yeah. Maybe they thought you were drunk.

[Mal]

I was bo. I was drunk and tired. But like I wasn't like loud. I was legitimately just like this.

[Josh]

Yeah, you were the old drunk fell.

[Mal]

Officers with like Teflon on the whole get up automatic weapons. Like, you got to get the out of here. And then, and it was like this old dude and then this other manager chick that like, I guess snitched on me. And then at least my crew held me down. They started calling them Penny Proud and. And it was a whole. Then we just, we got active after. Like it went from the calmest shit in the world to just like we was trying to shut down Burger Street.

[Josh]

You could have just got all them people for real and went to see.

[Mal]

I was still tired. Like, I wasn't even with the shits. They was just holding me down.

[Damaris]

You got kicked out of Dave and buses because you fell asleep at the bar.

[Mal]

Have a blast. So Sunday yesterday, I'm like, yo, let me do something for myself to like celebrate my birthday. I have never done the alligator tour. Like, I've done the Key west thing where you get the boat, but I never saw. I went to the gator farm, but they were in the thing. And then we just went around the Everglades. Like, I didn't see a gator in the wild.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

So I was like, nah, we doing the fanboat. Like, we're getting the fanboat. Yeah, the guy has the accent. I feel like I'm in Waterboy. Like, everything is perfect. You could buy buckets of white claws and Modell. I was like, wait, you could drink too. Like you can smoke. I thought it was the greatest thing.

[Damaris]

I felt like a white American. It doesn't get more white American than swamps and white claws.

[Mal]

This is the privilege I'm talking about.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you felt like an American.

[Mal]

So we do that two hour tour. Perfect fucking weather. I have sunscreen. I'm prepped. Like, I'm good to go. We're feeding alligators marshmallows. I'm sneaking ham and shit out there.

[Damaris]

Alligators eat marshmallows?

[Mal]

Yes. So this is what they told me because they don't want the alligators to like be dependent on them to feed them because I would like fudge with the ecosystem. They don't have pancreas, like the way we do to like break down sugar. So if you give them a marshmallow that is out, they asshole in about five seconds. They can't even break it down. So it just gets them to come to the boat and not like reliant on. If they had a live chicken, that alligator would be there every day with no survival skills whatsoever. Okay, so they, they tempt them with that.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Little baby ones. I haven't touched the note. These are like wild crocs.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I was in this shirt. I haven't changed cuz I don't have my luggage footage.

[Damaris]

No footage, no camera.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

I was a little scared though.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Josh]

Yeah, we'll insert here.

[Mal]

Yeah, there was a big ass croc that we saw one of those. Great, great time. Now mind you, this. We did a 2pm tour. Left my hotel. I was like, all right. Bet the plan was to go from the croc shit to Baton Rouge, which is like an hour away. I've never been to Baton Rouge. I want to go to Baton Rouge. I want to see LSU campus. Go Tigers. I just want to experience it. Who knows how many years we have left? This is my birthday week.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

So I'm like anything and everything. Let's go. Let's keep driving. Let's go to Oklahoma City.

[Damaris]

Okay. Yeah, it. Why not?

[Mal]

So my reservation for my hotel is from Friday to Monday. Checked in everything. I go back from the croc. That's around like 5pm shower, change, get my together. Key still working. Everything's fine. I'm checked in for the time I'm supposed to be there. I'm like, yeah, we going to go to Baton Rouge? We'll probably be there till late. I'll just come back here, get my bag, pack my shit up right next to the airport. 6:00am Flight, go to Baton Rouge, have a blast. Inhaled some fentanyl. You know, whatever they do out there, whatever, it's their journey. America, it's their place.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Yeah, it's America.

[Mal]

Yeah. Did all that.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

College bar, shot some pool. Was on my shit. On my mature shit. Roy, you're 34, about to turn 35. No more. You already got kicked out of Dave and Busters. You've had a good fucking New Orleans trip. As a responsible adult, you chose Lil Wayne over Jesus Christ. Yeah, but you're gonna choose the podcast.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Over the right. I am on time with everything. I get back to the hotel, my key had not been working for a majority of the time because I kept putting it with my credit card.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

And that's old school. Does anyone remember when you put your key card next to that?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Mal]

So It's. It's like 2:00am, not working. I go into the lobby. I'm like, yo, my key's not working again. They said, oh, sir, your reservation was for the 24th. You've been checked out. I said, where's all my. It says, sir, you have been checked out. This reservation has been closed.

[Josh]

Somebody in your house? Somebody in my room? Sleep.

[Mal]

So I pull up my shit and I show this dude, who, by the way, because again, I was trying to keep up with the youngins. So I was getting in pretty late per night. I'd seen this guy for three nights in a row, and I was never rude to him, but he. I could. He just had a bad energy. You know the people that get mad at you when they have to do their job. You're doing the night shift, and all I'm asking is, can you open the gate for valet? You're not even a valet guy. No matter what key you have, he has to unlock that shit. I'm just knocking for you to get off your fucking fat ass off there. To just literally open it. It's New Orleans. Like, what are we? We're in the French Quarter? This is all this shit is. He was giving me hell the whole time. So I show him this. What's that say right there? Check out Tom.

[Damaris]

Checkout time was for the 28th.

[Mal]

What's today's date?

[Damaris]

The 28th.

[Mal]

Okay. At 10am 10am, right?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I got there on the 28th, around 2am Mind you, my Kia just worked.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

At 5, 6pm Everything was fine. I just left for a few hours to go to Baton Rouge.

[Damaris]

Right.

[Mal]

He's trying to tell me that I no longer stay at this hotel and that all my shit is just theirs now.

[Damaris]

Wait, is that what he said?

[Mal]

Mo, you think this is why I'm proud of myself? This was actually a good, good entry into 35 because you've seen me when they deny me of the pre check.

[Damaris]

That I paid for. Yeah, it goes crazy.

[Mal]

I thought he was playing. Like, I got so angry that I thought he was just playing with me. And I was like, you know what? I've been shooting pool in Baton Rouge. I must be wrong.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

So I sat down on the couch thinking he was gonna fix it. And like, 15, 20 minutes passes, and he's like, you know, you need to leave, right? I said what I thought you were fixing. I just showed you proof. Like, this isn't. Like, I didn't show you a screenshot. This is my confirmation from your hotel. Photoshop, some shit. Like, though I'm showing you my I was so confused.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

So he's like, well, sir, I'm gonna have to call security and to pack your stuff up. Like, nobody's touching my stuff whatsoever. I will hop this gate in a fucking heartbeat before that. But I'm still trying to be cool.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Security comes down. He looked like every person I think would be from Holly Grove. So I ain't playing with him.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Just let him do his job.

[Mal]

I show him this shit. He was like. He was like, that's some buku. I said, what's that? He said, that's a lot.

[Damaris]

What you mean, that's a lot? My reservation.

[Mal]

He has to kick me out when I'm showing him my reservation. He's just security. He's not like the front desk. He's, you know, I don't understand that he's calling me wo. Shorty buku. I don't know none of that.

[Damaris]

So did you call the police? I would have just called the police.

[Mal]

So I thought about it, and then at that point, I was like, all right, my flight is at 6:00. I was tight, but I'm like, really trying not to be that person anymore.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Because, you know, your reservation is for 28, so you're good.

[Mal]

So you know how Amara is, like, really big into rock collecting now? Like, that's her thing. She'll go to the playground, pick everything up. So I went to a bunch of crystal stores, got all rocks, everything. I got a kid's rock book, everything. That was the only thing I had in my bed. All my.

[Damaris]

Was upstairs.

[Mal]

I had all the rocks in my little tote bag. And I was like, amari, could go find some other ones.

[Josh]

You showed your ass. And you showed your ass.

[Damaris]

So you got kicked out.

[Mal]

I was already getting kicked out. I might as well go out with a bang.

[Damaris]

So. No, but. But you have. You have your confirmation. Like, so you.

[Mal]

No, at that point, Ma, they were trying to call the police on me.

[Damaris]

I would have welcomed that. I have a confirmation. And it says when I'm talking about.

[Mal]

I went upstairs with the security guard. I said respectfully to him, because I could. I could tell just by his tattoos that he had had some bodies that weren't sex.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Packed my shit up because I didn't want nobody touching my stuff. Went back downstairs, I exercised my right to the rocks I had in my hand, and I left. And then when I landed, which we'll get to the other thing, because I was supposed to land at 11am they called me to not sue. I'm like, about to call Brandy.

[Damaris]

Oh. Because they see that you. You were supposed to check out.

[Mal]

They yo. Shout out to Jasmine. I'm not gonna say the name of the hotel. They're like, we're refunding every last thing. Because they even saw the cameras. And in the report, I did handle myself very well till the end. Yeah, they don't even know that part.

[Damaris]

But, yeah.

[Mal]

Yeah, they'll find that later.

[Damaris]

Yeah, we'll deal with that later on. But that's crazy.

[Mal]

But, no, they on my way here from LaGuardia to here, finally got a call back. They're like, we are going to reimburse everything. That's a safety issue. Like, because at that point, like, if I'm with people, like, imagine if I was with Amara. You throw me out in the street.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

In the middle of the fucking night.

[Damaris]

I just don't know how that happens.

[Mal]

And she's like, we need to go through a new training process. And I said, man, respectfully, I'm not, like, trying to tell you how to run your business here, but if somebody needs training to look at a confirmation, your own hotel scent that says this date at this time.

[Damaris]

Right.

[Mal]

I don't know what training can help somebody.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like, that's abc. One, two, three.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's just. Yeah. Well, I mean, you got a free trip. Well, not. Not the flight. The flight obviously pay for, but n.

[Josh]

Run that up, Sue.

[Mal]

No, but they. No, they even said, like, yo, if you come back, like, we'll set you up. I was like, I'm not. If I go back there, I'm bringing more rocks.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Out of yourself.

[Damaris]

More rocks to the throne.

[Mal]

I did pick up one of the rocks that did go through the window. Back for tomorrow, though, because that was, like, one I wanted for.

[Damaris]

Yeah, one of the good rocks.

[Mal]

Yeah. Cut my thumb a little bit.

[Damaris]

Well, I'm glad you made it back. Made it back safe and sound. And you didn't go too crazy?

[Mal]

Oh, no. Then I get to the fucking airport, and mind you, just getting there was supposed to be a direct flight that didn't happen, that got canceled. I had to go to Philly. You know, I love going to Philly. I love going to Philly from New York.

[Damaris]

Every time we gotta come back to New York, you always gotta stop in Philly.

[Mal]

Go to Philly, sit in Philly for three fucking hours, then get to New Orleans. Like, all right, whatever. Here to have a good time. Not even thinking about it. Get to the airport early. Of course.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Actually, mind you, I try to go to Waffle House to calm myself down. And they said the grill's not gonna be on for 30 more minutes. That made me even more mad about.

[Josh]

Light that up now.

[Damaris]

I don't like. I'm so hot. I cook that on my forehead on this. You can cook that on my forehead right now. I'm so hot.

[Mal]

So I just go to the airport. And for those that know, New Orleans airport, Shake shack, just like JFK is always open. Ate a fucking burger at fucking 5am what she did.

[Damaris]

What else would you eat? Some living, man. White claws and burgers, man. That's crazy.

[Mal]

So I get on the plane. Like we board right away. Was nothing like how it was on the way here. Sit there. We taxiing off. We make it like three or four feet on the. On the reverse. On the.

[Damaris]

Beep, beep, beep.

[Mal]

The captain pulls right back and says, we don't have enough fuel. I'm not making any of this up.

[Damaris]

What kind of season.

[Mal]

Yeah, we pulled off in maintenance. There's a problem between what we can see here and what's in the tank. And we were told that we don't have that. So then we waited. That and the whole play. Everyone there because it's Monday morning.

[Damaris]

Yeah, everybody.

[Mal]

Everybody is there. Has something to do.

[Damaris]

Absolutely.

[Mal]

So everyone is just on their phones rushing to see who could beat who to the next connecting flight. Everyone was quicker on the draw with me to Charlotte. Go. Go to Charlotte. I. There's like five flights. I go to every single terminal. Everything. They're like, sir, everyone beat you. It's like a 20 person waiting list on each of these.

[Damaris]

Jesus Christ.

[Mal]

I can't believe I even made it back today.

[Damaris]

Well, I'm glad you made it back safe and sound. That sound like a. A good trip, but it kind of had a little turbulence.

[Mal]

Then I land. Yeah, first notification. I'm thinking like, oh, maybe it's like family that's excited that I'm here. Maybe it's you guys, like, can't wait to pod. It's. Hey, your bags didn't make it.

[Damaris]

I'd be like them back at that point.

[Mal]

Oh, no. I just got in the Uber.

[Damaris]

Whatever juju y'all put on me in New Orleans, keep that. Keep my bags. Keep my all of that. I don't want none of it. Keep it. That's what I would have. I'm just happy on the ground.

[Mal]

Still smell like sunscreen.

[Damaris]

Duck Dynasty Couture. It's all good.

[Josh]

Duck Dynasty Couture.

[Damaris]

Yeah, man, you gotta. Duck Dynasty, Baby D, what's going on nothing.

[Josh]

Me and the production team had a wonderful day. We all came to work. Well, once Rory said that he wasn't gonna make it on time, we all, like, tried to get here to do work, thinking nobody else would be here, and all three of us were here. So we went to the park and we shot some hoops, and we got. We went to the bodega and we got ice cream. Like, we had a day. We bonded.

[Mal]

You said Josh was trash.

[Josh]

Josh was trash.

[Mal]

I was too mad at that point to, like, go through the footage of the film. But he's bad.

[Josh]

He's. I.

[Damaris]

How do you know he's all right? Just shooting.

[Mal]

Can I see you about to make me go on Mike? Josh, do me a huge favor. Go pause right behind Damaris by the Lauryn Hill. Can you just show us your form? I just want to. Just want to see what the. What the shot look like.

[Damaris]

Do we have, like.

[Mal]

How do you actually shoot? Not like. All right, well, we'll add it in.

[Josh]

All right. Go behind me. Go behind me.

[Mal]

Oh, that's not how you. That's how you shoot in high school hallways. No, how you shoot.

[Damaris]

I. I shoot.

[Mal]

I grab the ball.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Pause into it. Okay.

[Damaris]

They look like Jim Jones and baller.

[Mal]

Nobody actually shoots that way. Only, like, Alan Houston shoots that way.

[Damaris]

Yeah, we never look like what we think we look like when we just.

[Mal]

No, it's your.

[Damaris]

It's never that. It's never that fluid. It's never that fluid.

[Mal]

Where'd you guys get a basketball?

[Josh]

Beach ball. Went to work and, like, had, like, the pump with it. He, like, pumped the basketball at work.

[Damaris]

Why are you walking around with a flat basketball? And then.

[Mal]

Why are you walking around with a pump?

[Damaris]

Yeah, and then have the pump with you? Like, you know, why are you walking around with a basketball? You know how crazy that is?

[Mal]

Or was that homie's bike pump?

[Damaris]

I saw your phone. Baby, do you look died out there?

[Josh]

Yeah, you know, I was doing. Doing my thing. I did some editing out there, you know, touched some grass and then shot a couple of hoops and then, yeah, we had a good little day. I'm feeling good.

[Damaris]

What else you did? Because I think you having a little midlife crisis.

[Josh]

Why do you think that I'm having a mid.

[Damaris]

What you did this weekend? You went and got a piercing, right?

[Josh]

I went and got my belly button repaired. Yes, I did. How is that a mid life crisis?

[Mal]

Same shit I'm going through. I mean, I didn't do it that way, but.

[Damaris]

All right, so now it Starts at the belly button. Now, if you. If you. If you chop your hair or dye your hair.

[Josh]

I was thinking about the red.

[Damaris]

See what I'm saying?

[Mal]

You see bringing the red back. See, you had that era.

[Damaris]

See, it's some. What you going through.

[Josh]

31, and I'm 30.

[Damaris]

You're not a full 31 yet, though.

[Josh]

Yeah, I just turned 31, but I feel really, really good. I feel really good right now, and I want to continue on that. And I got my belly button pierced because I want to lose more. I want abs. Right.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Josh]

I don't actually want to lose more weight. I just want abs, and that is motivation for me to do so. So that's why I went and got it pierced.

[Damaris]

O. Ready to show that. That midsection? Yeah. Midriff.

[Josh]

Yeah, a little midriff.

[Damaris]

Let me show that midriff. I hear you, girl.

[Josh]

I'm outside. I'm outside this summer. Casually. Casually outside.

[Damaris]

What does casually outside mean?

[Josh]

Which means I'm not dedicated to the outside life. Like, I'm not really ready to, like, be in that.

[Damaris]

That means you'll go to brunch, but you're not going to be twerking on the table.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Mal]

Like, I want to look like, get. Get ass away from my eggs.

[Damaris]

That's been my pop. I don't want none of that.

[Josh]

I want to go. I want to look cute at home, and I want to look cute laying by a rooftop pool, doing work. Like, that's. That's the summer hour with an occasional little pop up.

[Damaris]

Is that. Is that what it's given to someone?

[Josh]

That's what it's giving us.

[Damaris]

It's giving work by the pool.

[Josh]

Work by the pool.

[Damaris]

I hear that shit.

[Mal]

Listen, I wish Ma was with me this weekend.

[Damaris]

I'm glad I wasn't.

[Mal]

No, no, because it was actually, like, a really, really fun, fulfilled weekend. I just. And everyone's gonna get mad at me for even bringing the subject up, but it has to be brought up. We went twice to this bar because it was so much fun. I've never seen so many transgender killers in my life. In New Orleans, we went to the gay bar. Everybody in there had bodies.

[Damaris]

There's some real.

[Mal]

A bunch of days. What is the scariest I ever seen them.

[Damaris]

Yeah, because you don't know.

[Mal]

I would love to bring somebody that was transphobic, homophobic, anything. And I would say you are. But anyone that thinks that way to just go to poor boy in New Orleans, like, that whole block, you swear you was in Magnolia, and then everybody in there is of the LGBTQ community.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

They all are strapped. I'm not sure which. Nevermind.

[Damaris]

Real niggers kill everybody. I know, but lead them people.

[Mal]

Wildest bathrooms I've ever seen. Like, I had a lot of fun. Just experience it. Like experiencing new shit.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like being with a crew that is of that. See, this is when they grew up out there. Not and not Jay, because Jay would kill me for saying that he was part of that. But yeah, was with people shout out to DJ Kelly's. That's Jay's dj. She. It's so much fun to just be around that community. Especially ones that can also kill you.

[Damaris]

That's why you should see that would have been a great time for you to stream. Like, imagine me being able to watch you. It would have killed in that community. Like just walking around, just streaming. Just imagine it. What was more that's must see TV for me to see Rory in that type of community. White boy streaming LGBTQ community in New Orleans, in the hood.

[Mal]

I mean. But I've done that with Jay a bunch of times. It was that specific. Like the pride flag. It wasn't the Noya. Like, it was the pride flag with. I didn't even know you could carry around, like, automatic firearms in front of police like that out there.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

It was like, oh, you want one? I was like, no. I'm like, y'all giving that out, like, wristbands?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Mal]

No. Somebody handed me the couch. I was like, nah, I'm good, bro. I don't want that.

[Damaris]

Yeah, man, make sure you straight out here in these streets, man. It's dangerous.

[Mal]

No, I don't want that.

[Damaris]

Yeah, man, strap up.

[Mal]

No, but like, they really carry that, like, accessories out there. And they was like, no, we'll take you to the spot. I'm thinking illegally. Like, no, we'll go to the spot legally.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I was like, I have a New York id. They're like, that's fine.

[Damaris]

Means nothing down there.

[Josh]

Yeah, you could tote.

[Damaris]

You should have been.

[Josh]

I'd have been toting.

[Mal]

I understand. Like, in the outskirts, like Baton Rouge. I got that. But like, downtown. I'm sorry. Uptown. Which still makes no. No one could explain this. Every time I've asked somebody from New Orleans, don't turn your brain off. Downtown.

[Damaris]

Turn your New York.

[Mal]

Yeah, this is downtown.

[Damaris]

Turn your New York brain off.

[Mal]

It's buku.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

I thought it means, like, a lot of time.

[Josh]

I thought buku means, like, a lot.

[Mal]

A lot.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to use that in Syracuse. That's why I'M like, ye. Uku means a lot, but it's a French.

[Mal]

But like, they use it heavy down there because it's a French word.

[Josh]

And I never knew that because, yeah, we spell it B, U, K, U, but we're spelling it wrong.

[Mal]

B, A, U, X, whatever.

[Josh]

Yeah, French word. You know what our spelling be? It's. We're not gonna do that.

[Mal]

You know how they spell French words with like, the euax.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Cool. Yeah, like a cool. Yeah.

[Josh]

I thought it was.

[Mal]

That's how it's actually spelled because they were texting it to me and I was like, all right, man, I gotta, like, research. Like, I heard three stacks say. I thought it was like an Atlanta thing at first.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Josh]

Oh, it's. It's B, E, A, U, C, O.

[Mal]

U, P. There's not an X in that?

[Josh]

No, there's no X, baby.

[Mal]

Nah. People from Magnolia spell that differently.

[Damaris]

Buku. Many or much?

[Mal]

Listen, it was. It was a trip to say the least.

[Damaris]

Well, I'm glad you back safe and sound, man.

[Mal]

Strip. Strip clubs were.

[Damaris]

Stay. Stay out of New Orleans for a few more months. Just let it be a few more months before you go back. Let that juju wear off. Whatever's on you. Take a good shower tonight.

[Josh]

Nah, he was in there crystal shopping.

[Mal]

It's wrong. There.

[Damaris]

See, that's what happened.

[Mal]

Trying to protect myself.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but that's why he got kicked out the hotel. You got picked up the wrong crystal.

[Mal]

No crystals was up there.

[Damaris]

Nah, you picked up the wrong.

[Mal]

I only had the rocks with me.

[Damaris]

See, that energy followed your ass right into that hotel lobby. He felt that energy was like, nah, you ain't coming in here. Go get your shit out the room and get up.

[Mal]

Nah, he was just hating.

[Damaris]

But look, now you got a free trip, so it's all good. It works out in your favor.

[Mal]

Fair. And I got to see alligators and shit. That was fun.

[Damaris]

The feed alligator marshmallows. I never knew that. Learn something new every day.

[Mal]

I'm down to, like, take the hour course to drive the fanboat. Like, we could get the one for relatively.

[Josh]

I'm cool.

[Mal]

No, we're just like, each.

[Josh]

I'm cool.

[Damaris]

Yeah. No, I'm not getting on no fanboat that you driving.

[Josh]

I'm not getting no fan boat.

[Mal]

Me and Austin Mill. Austin Mills, now that he's a rock star and famous, we did the little boat thing in the Florida Everglades. Like, they ain't. They just threw us the keys. Figure it out. It wasn't a fanboat. It was like One of the. You know.

[Damaris]

Oh, the little dot. The fanboat was totally different. Totally different experience. Nah, I can't do that one with you. Not why you driving. No.

[Mal]

And, like, that's how I knew, you know, when you just stick out like a sore thumb. Outside of just the sun, they had, like, the earmuffs and shit. But there was a lot of people that were from, like, Mississippi that were traveling to do. Nobody wore the earmuffs. My ass was just. It's so loud.

[Damaris]

Yeah, they grew up on that type of. They don't. They can't hear nothing anyway whatsoever, those type of people.

[Josh]

That's why they. Music suck.

[Mal]

Yeah, see, not. Don't do that.

[Josh]

What? Sorry.

[Mal]

No, no.

[Josh]

Orleans.

[Mal]

Cut that out later.

[Josh]

No, not New Orleans. No, you said Mississippi.

[Mal]

Oh, no. The people were from Mississippi that have done the fanboat, but they were in New Orleans.

[Josh]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Mal]

I was the only one that had never been used to the fan before.

[Josh]

I wasn' about New Orleans. Music could never suck, baby, you know?

[Damaris]

Hell no, not Baby D. She need that New Orleans bounce in her ears, you know?

[Mal]

I saw Big Freed at Jazz Fest, and we took the Petty Cap. Mind you, the whole time they telling us, yo, we're gonna take petty cabs back to uptown downtown. We going down.

[Damaris]

Yeah, got it.

[Mal]

Whole time I'm thinking, like, a dollar cab, dollar van. I'm like, all right, so where we get the dollar Cab at? It's a bike.

[Damaris]

Like, you have to ride a bike.

[Mal]

No, you just sit in the back of the shit. But there are, like, our dollar vans that they call pedicabs are bikes. I'm like, wait, we get on a bike right now? Yeah, I'm cooked.

[Damaris]

Yo, that sounds like a nightmare of a trip. Oh, no, I haven't heard. The best thing I heard from your trip is alligators eat marshmallows and shit them right up. It's the best thing I heard from your trip.

[Mal]

Funniest shit was, though, watching the. This is what y'all should go, like, stream watching Questlove and Black thought in full gear in 90 degree heat in New Orleans to do a full root set and then a Wayne set in that attire. Like, I almost, like, wanted to call an ambulance, like, give quest a IV on there. That's dedication.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Wayne came out full leather with a guitar. Matter of fact, Wayne should do his set the way he did with the Roots. Anywhere he goes.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he played.

[Mal]

Yeah. I mean, it was my favorite Wayne set that I've seen they from song selection. Wayne was involved with the band, like, the guitar made more sense than just doing, like, some fun. Like, he was part of the entire thing. It was like. It was actually a good set.

[Damaris]

That's dope.

[Mal]

And it also was the. My favorite thing of all festivals is to stand on the side of the stage and look at all the white people. Say the N word.

[Damaris]

Gotta love that.

[Mal]

Oh, they was. Yeah, they was in full.

[Damaris]

Lean into it. I know. You gotta lean into it in New Orleans.

[Mal]

What's the Wayne song? That's damn near like the YG song that I usually use the bathroom when it comes on.

[Damaris]

I feel like every song.

[Mal]

No, but Wayne has one specific that I can't remember off the top of my head. That, like, the whole hook is that. And the crowd erupted in. In pigmently challenged hands screaming at the top of their lungs. I just looked over at Quest and he just.

[Damaris]

I'm just here for the drums, man. I can't even hear. You've been out here 17 hours.

[Mal]

The last thing I'll say to piss off Amir. He did the background vocals for Mrs. Officer. And I'm never gonna let him live that down for the rest of his life.

[Damaris]

Like, actually was on my.

[Mal]

He does all the background vocals with Black Thought, too. Like, for all the root. He has a. It's him and Black Thought. Mike Wise, too. He did all the Mrs. Valentino part.

[Damaris]

Oh, man, he did the Wheel. If he did the Wheel. Wheel. Weeds. That's. That type of dedication is crazy.

[Mal]

My guy.

[Damaris]

Shout out to.

[Mal]

No, it was an incredible set. Roots killed it. Wayne killed it. Yeah, it was fun and it was cool to just go to, like, a festival in a place I've never been to A festival. Yeah, different.

[Damaris]

I'm definitely gonna do the. The Jazz Fest in Montreal this year again. Definitely doing that this summer. Got to.

[Mal]

Will you do the background vocals for Wayne at that one? Like, we hit Karen Civil. We can set it up.

[Damaris]

Nah, I'm cool. I'd rather just watch.

[Mal]

We could do like, a Temptation Dance.

[Damaris]

I'd rather watch. No, I'd rather Legend do what he do. I'll just be in the audience, man. I don't need no mic. I don't need. I don't need no part.

[Josh]

Rory, did you catch Tank in the Bangers? I know you liked her a lot.

[Mal]

So I was trying. They were right before the Roots. And while we were trying to get over there was when we got distracted by being cursed out by Pastor. And at that point, we, like. We had to stay and see what else he was going to yell at. Us.

[Damaris]

Oh.

[Mal]

And so we missed and just caught the roots at the start. But, yeah, Tank was right before them. But it was really, really cool festival, great food. I mean, I can. What can you say? New Orleans is always fucking one of the greatest cities in the world. Not even in the United States.

[Damaris]

Much love to New Orleans. One of my favorite cities in the world, for sure.

[Josh]

I got to go one day. I still haven't been.

[Damaris]

Oh, man. Gotta hit New Orleans. Got to. New Orleans is easily one of the best cities in the world. Easily. Now, I know the outskirts, you know, get a little tricky, but I'm talking about in skirts, overall, just the culture and just everything. It's us. That's all. It's for us. It's us.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Mal]

Drove by the Airbnb that the moment I land, too. I left this out of the story. Moment I land, the car that I was going to from the airport that was going to drive me to the hotel was right next door to the Airbnb that I am now. I'm banned from Airbnb now, based off that house from super bowl weekend in February. I almost wanted to knock on the door like, yo, why you did that knocking? Never use Airbnb.

[Josh]

Well, what did you do in there to it up so bad?

[Mal]

I left Dumars.

[Damaris]

Other people.

[Mal]

Other people.

[Josh]

Well, what did the other people do?

[Mal]

Some really.

[Damaris]

See, that's why I don't put nothing under my name when I leave. Y'all all leaving. Everybody get out.

[Josh]

I'm banned from Airbnb for absolutely no reason when I've actually never booked an Airbnb ever. In my life. In my life. And they banned me. So some. I don't know, somebody who works at headquarters, like, I must have her boyfriend back in the. But somebody has it out for me because I'm literally banned from Airbnb. I've never booked an Airbnb under my name. They said I was. They asked for my ID One day I sent a picture of my ID that said that ain't you banned me. Said I was fraud.

[Mal]

So we try.

[Damaris]

That's crazy, girl.

[Mal]

I know as well is banned. And while we're in New Orleans, we were trying to see if we can get back on with new emails. And yeah, they have. They have AI with your ID immediately. And like, I also why I still can't get a debit card back from my account. Like, I only have a credit card on my personal account because I'm still. You know, I had Loyan and Chase call it fraud. They tried to charge me like 7, 500.

[Josh]

For what?

[Mal]

I said fraud. Fraud. So I still can't even get a debit card back on my own account since February because of that.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Mal]

Yeah, but they was gassing it. Like, I'm. I'm fine.

[Damaris]

They was gas.

[Mal]

No, no. Dead ass. Like, all right. Yes. There was smoke smell. Nothing broke. Like, it was a stain that I could have got out. Like, it wasn't nothing crazy whatsoever. They didn't move. They left trash that they didn't move to the front that was in the fucking direction. If they would have asked for, like, 500 bucks, I would have been like, I bet on top of the cleaning fee, I would have been fine with that. Had Roc Nation reimbursed, like, I didn't care. $7,500 now. Fuck that. We go to war now.

[Damaris]

Yeah, now.

[Mal]

Now you taking it way too fucking far.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's too much.

[Mal]

And on top of that, we were talking to them off Airbnb.

[Damaris]

That's.

[Mal]

I'm a snitch on them. If they're listening. That's why I'm gonna win this. They talked to us on text to book outside of Airbnb. Cause I wanted somebody to stay there for like, a month or two and was like, yo, they Airbnb takes a cut. How about we just pay you direct? And they was like, yeah, bet this is all after everything.

[Josh]

Oh, wow.

[Mal]

Yeah, Like, I would have known. Matter of fact, we had left shit there that they shipped to us. Like, I thought we were all friends and everything was cool. Then all of a sudden, I'm getting $7,500 in pictures. I'm like. I'm like, des, what the.

[Damaris]

Oh, man.

[Mal]

Talk to Trump, please.

[Damaris]

Yeah, no, 7, 500 is crazy. So never paying that well. Welcome home, man. Good to see you.

[Mal]

Yeah, no, I made it.

[Damaris]

Good to be back.

[Mal]

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[Mal]

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[Damaris]

It's a lot a lot of shit has happened since you probably were in New Orleans.

[Josh]

Has it?

[Damaris]

Did it really well the one thing that happened is this this this 100 men versus 1 gorilla shit really took off again.

[Josh]

I'd like my flowers is this one.

[Mal]

Just a mall to the team for.

[Damaris]

Whatever reason I just don't know why this is taking off again and why everybody seems to be still debating this 100. Let me explain something to people that I think people don't understand because I see people with theories like no we the first 25 in and then we'll send the second wave in and this that when y'all see what that gorilla do to the first three and when they start that gorilla start throwing around like nunchucks just pick a up by his legs and just start doing whatever and all his guts fall out of his ears and I want to know who's going to keep charging the gorilla after that.

[Mal]

So the only I was raised in America. I'm not a spartan. I was not raised from birth to be this way. I am going to leave.

[Damaris]

This is why it's if it was a 100 men in a park save Central Park Million Man March if they said it's a gorilla loose every in that park will start running for cover. Ain't gonna say where's that and start charging it. That defeats all of that. You could say it's a pit bull loose at the Million Man March in is run a Gorilla. Imagine somebody.

[Mal]

Elijah Muhammad and Muhammad Ali would get along and be like, yo, we out of here, gorilla.

[Damaris]

Yo, come on, man. We gotta. Let's have fun with it. But come on, man. Y'all not doing nothing with no gorilla.

[Josh]

So to be fair. To be fair, these men would be signing up, so it wouldn't just be like, that's fine. Right. But the only thing signed up for.

[Mal]

Afghanistan, he wasn't prepared. Just because you could sign up don't mean you ready.

[Josh]

No, but he got shot in the.

[Mal]

Leg in North Africa and was like, I'm going to Temple University.

[Damaris]

Yeah, over a goril. All right, go ahead, baby.

[Josh]

Okay. But the only theory that I saw that made sense is that if a gorilla saw a hundred men, because he doesn't usually come into contact with men in the wild. If he saw a hundred men, he might be afraid. That's the. It might scare him a little bit. That's all I'm saying.

[Damaris]

Okay, that's great point, right.

[Mal]

When you.

[Damaris]

I got this. I got this great point right now. What you. What you didn't factor in is they have that genius at some point, because it's 100 mid versical, meaning these 100 men are trying to get this gorilla to submit and beat the gorilla. Right. It's like basically, kill the gorilla is what you're gonna have to do.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Damaris]

When that gorilla figures out where it's at on the food chain, you don't want to be around when the gorilla find out, like, oh, I can kill all of you niggas right now. You don't want to be around when the gorilla figures. Cause you're right, the gorilla might be thrown off at first. Like, yo, what is this? But when the gorilla. When that light bulb goes off and the gorilla figures out, like, oh, like, I can kill each and every one of y'all. You just don't want to be around. Like, when the first. You've never seen a man split in half, like, his limbs pulled over his body?

[Josh]

No.

[Damaris]

If you were to see that happen 20ft from you, the one thing I could promise you is you're not going to keep engaging the animal that just did that. You're going to retreat. That's just a natural thing in your body that's going to say, get the out of here. A hundred men versus one gorilla. It will be 97 deaths. Three niggas would get away.

[Mal]

If Joe Frazier was around in the prime to throw the first chin shot. And everyone realized that that did nothing but make the gorilla go, yo, what y'all doing? Everybody is gonna be like, all right, never. Never mind.

[Damaris]

I think that people don't know what a gorilla is. I think they. No, seriously, I think people. Cause some people might think a gorilla is probably a chimp or just a monkey. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're like, oh, no, that was a little cute. No, we talking about like a silverback.

[Josh]

No, then they. Then they upped it. This is when I. This is when lost me. They said, all right, what about 200 versus a full grown polar bear? I'm cool.

[Damaris]

It's just getting. It's getting crazy.

[Josh]

I'm cool.

[Damaris]

It's getting crazy.

[Mal]

And I assume we're in his environment.

[Damaris]

Well, naturally, niggas don't like the cold. First of all, we gotta start there.

[Mal]

It's gonna be slipping and slide and take us to the house. We're cooked on a fucking.

[Josh]

So somebody came up with their dream team for beating the gorilla. Ma, can you read that for me, please?

[Damaris]

Who is this? All right, fuck it, let's go. So this gentleman says, give me three Baltimore niggas, 30 Samoans, 12 Chicago niggas, five NOLA punks.

[Josh]

No, and by punks. Hold on, he mean punks. He mean them that Rory was just talking about.

[Mal]

I was just about to say. I wanna. I wanna edit this gentleman's thing. If you gave me five of those transgenders with the automatic rifles outside of Poor Boy, we might just need five.

[Josh]

No weapons. No weapons.

[Damaris]

No, it's no weapons. It's hands. Of course, if it's weapons, you could shoot a gorilla and kill it. Yeah, we know that someone. Hand to hand combat.

[Mal]

Nah, everybody in New Orleans has guns.

[Damaris]

Five NOLA punks, the 2004 Detroit Pistons. Draymond Green, 2008, LeBron. The baby salon.

[Mal]

The baby comes with guns, though.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mal]

The only one that's really proven on this entire thing is Solange. The only one I've seen hands work before on this list is Solange.

[Josh]

The baby is frying me.

[Mal]

The 12 from Chicago will be on perks.

[Damaris]

Yo, this is just bad.

[Josh]

97. Mike Tyson. Floyd Mayweather ain't gonna do shit in 20.

[Mal]

He's a finesse fighter.

[Josh]

20 Florida men slash women.

[Damaris]

Yeah, because Floyd is a counterpuncher. Yeah, so that means the gorilla will.

[Mal]

Figure out how to capitalize on this fight and get out of Dodge.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mal]

This will be promoted by Money Boy Promotions.

[Damaris]

And then it says, and some Hennessy. And we bring home a Givenchy silverback fur Coat.

[Mal]

Not even. Not even a tiny bit, fam.

[Damaris]

I just.

[Mal]

Not even a tiny bit.

[Damaris]

This is why. This is why you just got to love the social media, because everybody that jumped in on this and had fun with this, if they were in an enclosed location with one gorilla, they would literally pass the out. I'm talking about when, you know, the gorilla is faced, like, eye level. Like, not. You're up above a pit looking down. No, you're in the pit with the gorilla. You're not doing nothing with that gorilla, man.

[Mal]

I still think three years later, since we were the first people to have this conversation, my strategy. After watching everyone's strategy this weekend, I think still stands. They're ticklish.

[Damaris]

Who is gonna. That's what.

[Mal]

Trying to understand sacrificing at least six of the guys from Chicago. And the other six can tickle. Like, while he's tearing apart everyone from oblock. Yo, we can somebody get behind him.

[Josh]

And tell Somebody gonna stick their thumb up his ass.

[Damaris]

That's not enough. Y'all not listen.

[Mal]

You think that's affecting a gorilla?

[Damaris]

You're not listening.

[Mal]

He don't even know what his asshole is.

[Damaris]

Y'all are not. Y'all are gonna die, man. Y'all are gonna die. If he just said, yo, yo, a gorilla, yo, I would pay to see a hundred fighting. I would pay top dollar to see a hundred stupid jump in the pit with a gorilla.

[Mal]

They would have to get on some.

[Damaris]

That gorilla is gonna take you apart. Like Mr. Potato Head.

[Mal]

Some Russell Chrome Maximus. But I mean, he even had weapons. Like, he really. That's some strategy. No, we said, go back to our old clip. I was like, all right, ten at a time. Maybe there could be a shot.

[Damaris]

Fam is no shot, bro.

[Mal]

No, the first 30 getting sacrificed like those.

[Damaris]

Everybody's dying. The only people that's going to survive is the people that were smart enough to, like, yo, get me out of here. And that's after seeing 97, 90. At least 90 people. Limbs ripped apart, blood everywhere, guts everywhere. And the gorilla just sitting there playing, putting makeup on his face with your blood. Like.

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I just don't know.

[Mal]

When I was reading, like, everyone. Not even the jokes, like, people that were serious, like, trying to put strategies together. Like, all right, we'll take 20 just to get them down. And then two people get them in a headlock. I say, so y'all know where a gorilla's windpipe is? Y'all are getting to a gorilla's windpipe?

[Josh]

Well, if. I mean, if we organize 100, a.

[Mal]

Bulletproof vest on regularly.

[Damaris]

You know, it's nothing happening.

[Mal]

If you could put a gorilla in a chokehold, your arm is breaking, not his neck.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it's not happening.

[Josh]

Can y'all read this tweet? Had me cry, bro. Twitter has had me in tears. Between sinners and this gorilla. Twitter is back. Old Twitter is back.

[Damaris]

Lame ass nigga got the ops tatted because he got a gorilla on his own. Yo, Twitter, yo.

[Josh]

Somebody said now we down to 99. Cause this want dick ride.

[Damaris]

I just don't get. I just don't get how people are really trying to break down, how they can really do this.

[Mal]

I hit shot money and denounced my. My G Unit affiliation. I can't rock with them anymore. Can't do no gorilla unit, fam.

[Damaris]

Listen, let me tell you something. Y'all go ahead and keep playing this 100 dudes versus a gorilla shit if y'all want to.

[Josh]

They gonna end up setting it up.

[Damaris]

You know what? I just. Who? Job, fam. Let me tell you something. They need to go to an exhibit. Like, go to a zoo or somewhere where you can, like, just see, like, a. A fake gorilla outside to, like, and just stand next to it.

[Mal]

You know what?

[Damaris]

Put your hand in the palm of a real gorilla hand and just rethink this thing again.

[Mal]

See, I didn't like this because all the women were getting their kiki laughs off, putting us in the field about this entire thing. Do a pop the balloon with the gorilla. Then what? Rory. Yeah, Let him walk in that room and pop the balloon.

[Josh]

He won't care. What the fuck?

[Mal]

Are you tearing all them apart? Go disrespect him.

[Josh]

What the fuck? You niggas never want to fight. No fight.

[Mal]

I'm not fighting a gorilla.

[Josh]

Like, fight like. You see what I'm saying? You see how he running? He a little scared because there's so many of them.

[Damaris]

Oh, you missed the part when he came back. You missed the part when he came back, though.

[Mal]

Damaris, he using other body parts to beat up other body parts.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he gonna kill you swinging somebody else at you. That's what you're not understanding. Like, y'all. Y'all are crazy, man.

[Mal]

And this how sick Damaris is now. She really not popping the balloon after she saw this. Yeah, she like him, though.

[Josh]

You.

[Damaris]

Wow.

[Josh]

That was. I don't know. Something about that felt racist. What do you think, Ma?

[Mal]

Well, all right. See, if y'all are thinking that just because I'm wearing this shirt, I know it seemed crazier. Yeah, but I don't Think that you.

[Damaris]

Gotta take the Duck Dynasty shirt off, bro. Like, you got to take that off.

[Josh]

Who is it by? What does that say? You gotta.

[Mal]

Oh, they were definitely racist there.

[Damaris]

Don't do that. It probably was coolest.

[Josh]

Oh, that was, like, the company.

[Mal]

I bought this because I was. The way you guys go out to the sun and wear less clothes. I have to put on, like, rubbery long sleeves.

[Damaris]

You have to put on breathable fabric.

[Mal]

Yeah, no, I was. I was head to toe in my garments to be out.

[Damaris]

Gotta be.

[Mal]

But it is beautiful, and I feel like it's racist that Damaris thought that that was racist. But, yeah, the conversation.

[Josh]

Yeah, he tried it. Did any of the white people in our office go see Centers yet? Nah. Right?

[Mal]

I was with. I was with the LGBTQ community.

[Damaris]

All right. As long as he was with them, he good what you was doing. Peace. Why you ain't go see it yet? Yeah, see, y'all want to go support Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Cougar, but.

[Josh]

Ran your ass to go see War Zone.

[Damaris]

Was it Warfare? I gotta go see that. Pete said that was great. I gotta go see that. I gotta check out Warfare, but y'all gotta go see Centers, man. It was a good movie. It was a good movie. I'm seeing a lot of reviews online. Some. Some of y'all are gassing it, though. It's. It was a good movie. I'm. I love what Ryan and Mike is doing. I. I support whatever they doing, but some of y'all are going crazy. It's the best movie in the last 30 years.

[Mal]

I'm like, sell it. Because the way y'all talked about it, clearly, I thought it was good. But this weekend, on the timeline, I thought. I thought I missed. It was the Godfather.

[Josh]

It was a very good movie.

[Damaris]

It was a good movie. Don't get me wrong. It's a good movie, but it's a lot of people on the timeline putting 20 on a 10, bro. Like, relax, dog. It's not the greatest.

[Mal]

Now you racist.

[Damaris]

I went to see it. I paid to go see it.

[Mal]

I saw it the first weekend, and look what you buying into. The white man.

[Damaris]

It's not the greatest movie in the last 30 years. Jesus Christ. Come on, man. Are you in the last 30 years? You know how many movies.

[Mal]

First of all, mo. We're getting old. Look at the last 30 years from that movie.

[Damaris]

Is not. That's not even Ryan and Mike's best movie.

[Mal]

What's their best movie?

[Damaris]

Panther. One of the Black Panthers.

[Josh]

That movie. Panther up to me. I Didn't.

[Damaris]

Wait, what did you just say?

[Josh]

I'm sorry. Oh, I didn't say peach. Cut it.

[Damaris]

That movie is better than Black Panther.

[Mal]

I love the peas. Is the deciding factor of what can be cut from Black Panther.

[Damaris]

You think Sinners is better than Pant Black Panther?

[Mal]

The plot.

[Josh]

Okay, so let me. Let me. Let me resay that. Sinners is not a better movie than Black Panther. Michael B. Jordan had a better performance in center.

[Damaris]

He was the lead. Both of them. He was the lead.

[Mal]

Twice.

[Damaris]

He was. Twice. He was the lead.

[Josh]

So I did not. Let me rephrase that. Black Panther is. Of course it's a better movie.

[Damaris]

Okay, all right.

[Josh]

His performance is way better.

[Damaris]

Okay, all right, that's. Listen, that's fair.

[Josh]

I've criticized his performance in Black Panther before. I really did not like his part in Black Panther. It kind of the movie up for me. I've said that out loud. But Michael B.

[Damaris]

It was the extensions.

[Josh]

Huh?

[Damaris]

It was the extensions.

[Josh]

No, it was just. It was cringy. Hey, auntie. It was cringy. I hated it so much. I hated it. Okay, but he did really good.

[Damaris]

No, Sinners was good, but I just, you know, on the timeline, I'm just seeing people chime in about it and just some of the things I'm reading, I'm like, listen, I love the movie. Shout out to Ryan and Mike, once again, love what they doing. But that's not. To me, that's not even their best movie that they've done together.

[Mal]

Is it better than Creed?

[Damaris]

Which Creed?

[Mal]

I prefer 1, 2.

[Josh]

It's a different type of movie.

[Damaris]

It's a different type of movie. I'm thinking about this before Michael B.

[Mal]

Jordan as Wallace in the Wire. No, where the is Wallace?

[Damaris]

I don't think Ryan had anything to do with the Wire. I'm talking about their work, my work together. I love what they're doing. I love what they're building. But, you know, you know, people just got a hold of it and wanted to join the conversation and make it seem like they were super supportive, which I. But let's just slow down. It's not the best movie in the last 30 years. Like, let's just.

[Mal]

It's on my list. I think tomorrow to go watch the way the timeline was talking about it.

[Josh]

I think the reason why it's getting so much because it's. It's. People are saying, like, it's original ip, like it's an original idea. So Creed has already. It's not an original idea. Right. There's lore and stuff. Behind that, some people are already attached to it. Same thing with Black Panther. It's already. That's a real character attached to Marvel. Like, it's different. This is a completely original idea. So it's not something that people have talked about about before. People have talked about the Rocky movies. People have talked about Marvel, their other movie, their original first movie together that was based off a true story. This is like an original idea. So there's all these think pieces and new things that people can create in their brains because it's like it's a new story.

[Damaris]

Wasn't an original. It was based on the true story.

[Josh]

No, not the first Creed. The first.

[Mal]

And Creed is also based off the.

[Damaris]

First movie that they did together was Fruitvale, wasn't it?

[Josh]

Yes. Which is based off of.

[Mal]

Well, true story. Very real story.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So that's not.

[Mal]

Well, first of all, Creed is not based off a real story. No, Rocky was not a real. No, not Realville Station happened in Oakland.

[Damaris]

That it came from a story.

[Mal]

There's no little Italian guy in Philly.

[Josh]

It came from a story already. By the way, I did not find out that Rocky wasn't a real person until I was well into my 20s.

[Mal]

No, that's just a fake statue that. Honestly, you know, they have a real boxer, too. His name is Joe Frazier. Like, they could put a statue.

[Josh]

Yeah, but Rocky, instead, they went with Rocky.

[Damaris]

They were the fictional Smoking Joe. Don't got a. You don't got a statue of Philly Smoking Joe. Yes.

[Josh]

Know.

[Damaris]

Y'all know the Smoking Joe did. He went to Africa. He went to Africa to fight Ali and lost.

[Mal]

Flying all the way to Africa.

[Damaris]

Flying all the way to Africa to lose in that year is crazy.

[Josh]

Damn. You know, that flight back was long.

[Mal]

As everybody smoking cigarettes, man. I don't know how you lived in.

[Damaris]

That era, but definitely go see.

[Mal]

Definitely go smoking cigarettes on a plane is. I don't know how y'all lived in that world.

[Damaris]

When I started flying. Yes, I've flown. I've flown on smoking airlines before.

[Josh]

You had. Did you fly back when you used to have to go to the airport and like, buy the tickets it at the counter?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know what?

[Damaris]

That's how the gorilla gonna peel you and eat. The gorilla gonna peel you just like that. Banana Pe was brave. Gorilla gonna peel you just like that.

[Mal]

Anyways, long day. All right. Outside of the gorilla. My weekend in New Orleans. My buu weekend in New Orleans. I think this debate this week is actually going to happen.

[Damaris]

Oh, we're head with Drake.

[Mal]

Don't do that.

[Damaris]

That's his name.

[Mal]

Don't do that. I'm here to be objective, and I'm not allowing this. Me and Damaris are going to be the various executive moderators.

[Damaris]

Is his name Drake? Yes.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Mal]

Yes. And I mean, it's respectfully, because I know men, myself included, because we have egos and we say we book things for other men. It gets weird. I'm not saying this anyway at all, DJ Head. But, yes, I did get the full name and birthday.

[Damaris]

It is.

[Mal]

In fact, there is a Drake in the name, so. But see, now you're gonna make me be on his side because I'm just looking at. We have to keep journalistic integrity involved in this entire thing.

[Damaris]

I'm not a journalist.

[Mal]

Damaris and Damaris and I are going to put it together. Anderson Cooper. I. I don't know what's. What's the chick? Katie Kirk.

[Josh]

So disrespectful.

[Mal]

Katie Kirk.

[Damaris]

Yeah. That works the checks.

[Mal]

I don't want to be Matt Lauer because he was locking in his office security. Yo, the fact that you set that up at an NBC office that you could hit the button under your desk, like, who set that up at 30 Rock? Like, who really did that work?

[Damaris]

Yeah, somebody had to do all the.

[Mal]

That's how they line the Twin Towers with bombs. Like, that's a different level in 30 rock that you could get your office to lock under your desk. So I don't want to be Matt Lauer, but you could be Katie Kirk.

[Josh]

Oh, okay. Kabi. Oprah. Josh said.

[Damaris]

I don't know about Oprah. I don't know about Harpo.

[Mal]

I may be Gail. Maybe Gail.

[Josh]

Okay, I'm definitely gonna sit there. I'm definitely gonna sit there. Sit down, Robert, if you gotta.

[Mal]

If you're gonna be Gail, I'm gonna ask you if the earth is flat during the interview.

[Josh]

That's fine.

[Mal]

Because you was up there.

[Josh]

You so easily distracted.

[Mal]

Am I Katy Perry? How you go up to space for 10 minutes and then go on tour? Am I the only one that finds that I'd be finding the weirdest things. What is she supposed to do? I don't know. You didn't have sound check. Like, what the is you doing? You had a whole tour. You go into space for five minutes.

[Damaris]

Is crazy out here, man.

[Mal]

And how does Gail go to space and not interview anyone? No follow up, no nothing?

[Josh]

Well, because.

[Mal]

So I don't think that's not insane to y'all.

[Damaris]

They didn't go to space.

[Josh]

I think they went to space. I thought y'all were saying, like, they went to the moon, but I think they went to space because technically, what space? Like, above the clouds.

[Mal]

Ask Elon. I don't know anymore. Like, ask Whiz. I don't know.

[Damaris]

She said above the cloud. Literally, Damaris. Literally every time we get on a flight, we above the clouds. I can promise you I've never been to space. I can promise you I've never been. Been above the clouds. Plenty of times.

[Mal]

I was trying to get Jay Alexa money this weekend, and he puts me in a group chat, a business chat, and starts out with, this is Rory, my manager. He's a flat Earther. I was like, all right, man, great.

[Damaris]

Let's get right to it. Like, how can we love it? Love the intro.

[Mal]

Not with somebody that's, like, with the jokes with.

[Damaris]

Love the intro. Get right to it so you know exactly the type of guy you're dealing with.

[Mal]

Yeah, we only want whiz.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

In Brand Newbie. It's the only music we want played tonight anyways.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Mal]

That is happening this week. Flights, hotels are booked. Damaris and I are gonna put this together. I talked to Jeremy as well to submit some stuff. I think it's gonna be fun.

[Damaris]

For who?

[Mal]

Did you see both of DJ Heads replies, no. Okay, the one which. Well, first of all, shout out to Gina, because Gina's hilarious. I actually wish we would have just had invited Gina and not DJ Head. She's incredible, honestly. But he also replied on the show with Elliot and Jeremy that he thinks, well, of course he's coming to have the conversation, but he feels like, why would you even debate something that isn't even debatable? So to me, I feel like that starts the debate.

[Damaris]

They know not what they do, man. They know not what they do. I just love all the backsliding that's happening online right now. That's all.

[Mal]

I mean, I don't really care about that because the Internet has just gotten so weird. I have some direct questions for both of you. I promise I will keep this extremely objective that I want to see the answers to and what both of you will say to each other. I over talk a lot. I understand that. I'm working that in 2025.

[Josh]

Oh, thank God.

[Mal]

I promise. Can you shut up? I promise you shut the up, please.

[Damaris]

Yeah, shut up while I'm talking.

[Mal]

Isn't the kitchen in that room?

[Damaris]

Right?

[Josh]

All right, let's not see.

[Mal]

I was trying to be like the other part.

[Josh]

That ain't funny. You trying to Be what?

[Mal]

Huh?

[Josh]

Huh?

[Mal]

Huh?

[Josh]

Yeah. I ain't that, this ain't that, this.

[Mal]

Ain'T that, and that ain't much time.

[Josh]

Y'all talk about 102 versus a real.

[Damaris]

No smoke. I'm sitting here chilling. I don't want no smoke. Ma was chilling. I hung up my fighting sneakers a long time ago.

[Mal]

I can assure you that this will be you versus head pause. Like, we will just. Damaris and I will just be offering the questions and the topics, and if things go awry, we will just get everyone to calm down. It'll pretty much be like a snooze debate.

[Damaris]

Why would things go.

[Mal]

Because with us, they've gone awry.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

They've been rye bread, they've been cats, deli. Every time we try to talk about this.

[Damaris]

Nah, man. I think it'll be a fun conversation.

[Mal]

I agree, too.

[Damaris]

I think I've had, you know, just face to face. I haven't seen. Seen him in a minute, so it'd be fun to kind of have a conversation after everything that happened in the last year. Be fun. Let's do it. Can't wait. Looking forward to it, man.

[Mal]

How do you think we'll be as moderators? Will you listen to us?

[Damaris]

No, Absolutely not.

[Mal]

Peach. Can we figure out how, like. Because they muted the mics in that presidential debate. I think the last time we have to get, like, a mute button, they.

[Damaris]

Tried to silence him. He still won. So. All right.

[Mal]

Who are you in this scenario?

[Damaris]

You know exactly.

[Mal]

Already out the gate.

[Damaris]

You know exactly why I'm in this scenario.

[Mal]

Already fucking yourself up.

[Damaris]

No, I ain't. You know exactly who I am.

[Mal]

Trudeau.

[Damaris]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mal]

Governor of the 51st state.

[Damaris]

Come on, man. It's part of the U.S. you know that. Don't let this imaginary line mess up the money.

[Mal]

All right? One of my favorite moments this weekend did have a lot of funny. Outside of DJ head thing, which I'm very excited for. The gorilla thing. Bill Belichick. Just doing an interview to begin with is hilarious to me, just in general, but to have your granddaughter, slash.

[Josh]

What.

[Mal]

Do you want to call it?

[Damaris]

It's his girlfriend.

[Mal]

Got you.

[Damaris]

It's his girlfriend.

[Josh]

Don't be disrespectful.

[Mal]

No, I think I'm allowed to be disrespectful. That's powdering your face and is now your what. What did he quote her as in his book? Creative consultant. Yeah, I've. I've marked that off. Sex workers before, too.

[Damaris]

Creative consultants. That's what he called her.

[Mal]

I've had Loyon put that after the strip club night that we had with Damaris. All of that was creative consultant under.

[Damaris]

What was supposed to Creative Muse. Creative news is Idea Mill and his Creative Music.

[Mal]

The strip club that Damaris and I went to, Everything is under Creative Muse. She interrupted that interview when that guy asked, how did y'all meet? And she said, we not talking about that. But you are not the director. Who are you?

[Josh]

No, she pr.

[Mal]

She didn't say a word the whole interview.

[Damaris]

See, that's what happened when you got a. A eater. When an eater get a hold of an old, rich white man. This.

[Mal]

This why I love.

[Damaris]

He'll never turn on.

[Mal]

You know, Bill Belichick's been wearing hoodies with hoodies under another hoodie. Everything now he got drip like. You see how he cut that navy hoodie?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Like that really looks like a supreme collab with Navy. Josh. Go back to that. Look how that was not there purposely. The way he has that navy drip on that crew neck. I would buy that. That like, the fact that that's not for sale right now. You don't see for 750 is insane.

[Damaris]

You don't see she got it on.

[Mal]

He has the Limewire logo right next to the Navy.

[Damaris]

You don't see she got it on in gray.

[Mal]

The same exact one, his and hers.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Mal]

And I just found out that Bill Belichick has Instagram and he's doing yoga now.

[Damaris]

He said it's not yoga.

[Mal]

He is like this, and this is floating on top of him.

[Damaris]

You got to see them after hours. When he's in that position, he can't get up.

[Mal]

It takes a few days.

[Damaris]

Because she got him in that position that night. Yeah. That's why he only letting her talk like that.

[Mal]

This isn't insanely offer how like who you know Bill Belichick is.

[Damaris]

Yeah, of course it's insane. Or it's absolutely.

[Mal]

And I don't want to get in Shannon Sharp because I don't care about that. But Shannon Sharp, a young chick, doesn't surprise me. This is insane.

[Damaris]

Yeah, this is crazy.

[Mal]

And then I went to her IG and she still has in her bio a daughter of a fisherman and not whore from Miami.

[Damaris]

Jesus, I loved Miami. When Miami Twitter got hold of this, though, there's like, oh, we all know what that means in Miami.

[Mal]

Shout out to Ashley. I retweeted that. She said, I know what this means in Miami. Talk.

[Damaris]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Mal]

We're not talking about where we met. And first of all, there's nothing wrong if he met her in that type of setting. No, but, like, just own it.

[Damaris]

Daughter of Maine fisherman Trouble Club by profession. Nca collegiate champion. Ncaa. She got the A in ncaa. Birder. All right.

[Mal]

There is so many entendres in there. Fishermen bird like you. You're not even seeing the bars.

[Damaris]

Catch the bait. Catch the big trout. The big fish being Belichick. He's the big fish. Catch the big fish.

[Mal]

I'm the main now.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Maine is in New England.

[Damaris]

Fish lives matter. Come on, man.

[Mal]

And that's. And that's her father.

[Damaris]

You see Bill Belichick, he caught it. He caught in the water. You see Bill. Look at Bill. Come on, man. Look at Bill. He caught his. He caught his mermaid. Listen, man, enjoy life. I'm the greatest NFL coach ever. I'm retired.

[Mal]

Without question. Facts.

[Damaris]

I'm retired. Fuck it. If I want a young thing that's going to keep this. Keep this Energizer Bunny going.

[Josh]

Oh, do you think?

[Damaris]

Let's do it.

[Mal]

All right. Let's get a little deeper. Do we think Bill is finally, like, learning things about himself now? Absolutely, because I think he's dedicated his entire life to just football. Since his dad was a coach. Did he go to Navy or some other shit? He's from some military background. Then was with the Browns, the Giants. Like, I think he's never. To me, he's Michael Jackson as far as never having a childhood. And this is his version of doing that.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Now he gets to have.

[Mal]

I think Bill is finally learning, like, who he is as a human being.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mal]

He's like, wait, we can dress up and, like, you could be a mermaid.

[Damaris]

Just have fun. It's a little. It's a little weird. Aesthetically, it's weird. The age gap is definitely a little, like. It's questionable.

[Mal]

I've been spending my latter years trying to make sure Randy Moss and Tom Brady got together. Like. Yeah, I think he finally.

[Damaris]

He found himself. He's. He seems like he's got a new leash on life. And he's, you know, he's loving the things that she's doing for him, making him feel. Listen, man, people, you know, got one life to live, man. Gotta live your life, man. It's a little inappropriate, but add in.

[Mal]

That specific ad right here.

[Damaris]

That's sick.

[Mal]

Why is that sick?

[Damaris]

Putting that after that.

[Mal]

What?

[Damaris]

Putting the ad after that is crazy. I love. I love. Like that, you know, I love that type of. Why not.

[Mal]

Would you do this at. How old is Bill Belichick? 70.

[Damaris]

Definitely 70.

[Josh]

72, I think.

[Mal]

Gotta be older than my pops. 73.

[Damaris]

And she's 24. 24, right? Yeah.

[Mal]

Who do you like? Who. Who do you think plays music in the car?

[Damaris]

She's doing whatever, man. Bill's just. He's just there to hold the bags while she goes shopping.

[Josh]

Yeah, Bill probably know who Trippy Red is.

[Damaris]

If Bill Belichick knows who's Trippy Red is, I don't. And everything I've been taught, I'm gonna delete out my. My memory bank.

[Mal]

No, he's anticipating.

[Damaris]

I'm deleting.

[Mal]

I've been watching Trippy Red's Twitter, specifically today. He's not invited to the baby shower, but he's paying for it. And then I scroll down to see the features. He says his next album is more like SZA Chris Brown than anything else. I'm actually anticipating triple.

[Damaris]

Who said that?

[Mal]

Trippy Red.

[Damaris]

He said his next album is like, SZA and Chris Brown.

[Mal]

Yeah, it's more like that vibe.

[Josh]

What vibe is that?

[Mal]

No, he added in, like, 30 other names too. He's like Drake. He just Tupac. He just started naming, like, every great name. And I was like, I mean, I can't wait. I hope you drink some water.

[Damaris]

I've heard a few. I've heard a few Trippy Red songs. None of his music sounds anything like SZA or Chris Brown. He.

[Mal]

Trippy Redd. I. I judged probably a little too early. He's got some that's better. Like. Like Bill Belichick. When you hang out with a little younger than you and, like, you, you know, just let them play music and you get your Shazam going. Like, oh, I've always hated this artist just because I hated their face. They make good music now. I get it.

[Damaris]

Okay. I don't think I'll give it a try, but okay, I'll take your word for it.

[Mal]

All right, so, yeah, this was the Trippy Red tweet. I was looking at this because, you know, I was fully invested on the baby shower. And then when I scrolled down during my layover, he said, album of the year. Loading for sure. So I was at the edge of my seat, then he said, you got to compare this new music to shit like Travis or Yay Donda, Life of Pablo era, or Drake. Shit, maybe even SZA and Chris Brown. I'm on that timing. So it's. It's Travis, Yay Donda, and Life of Pablo. It's all of Drake's catalog, and then it's even SZA and Chris Brown. So, I mean, something for everybody. Put the math together.

[Josh]

Like, yeah, it's basically a Justin Bieber album.

[Mal]

Yeah. So, like, why would Benzino not have him at the baby shower?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Something for everybody.

[Mal]

He's about to put out Thriller.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Well, good luck, man. Maybe he created a masterpiece. I'm not going on the young boy. Maybe he did, you know, I mean, I'd be wrong.

[Mal]

I was wrong about Tentacion.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he was.

[Mal]

He has, he's fire.

[Damaris]

He has some.

[Mal]

I mean, rest in peace. Yeah. But yeah, the draft happened over the weekend as well.

[Damaris]

The NFL draft did happen. Some unexpected turn of events at the NFL draft happened that completely took over the timeline. Shador Sanders, Holly, Holly scouted, coming in, probably top three quarterbacks in the draft. Most analysts, most analysts, most mock drafts had him first round, late first round at. @ worst, late first round. And he, he slipped all the way to the fifth round. So, you know, I mean, clearly we, we, we. We know that there was a message that was trying to be sent. I did see people chiming in and giving their takes on it. But one thing that I, you know, I would like to know is. Cause Shedor did go to some workouts, he spoke to some teams. Story came out that he had a meeting with the Giants and he wasn't prepared. And then he got into it with somebody from the Giants organization. You know, things like that. All the coaches in the league talk to each other, especially around draft time, about, you know, kids that they're looking at. So I don't know if that had something to do with it, if they felt like his attitude and, you know. Cause Shadora is coming in as a star already. He's marketability is through the roof. He's going to have a bunch of endorsements and sponsorships coming in before he even touches the field.

[Mal]

I saw his face when I was trying to change my flight from American to Delta.

[Damaris]

Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if teams were kind of like, you know, do we stay away from that? Because that's going to be, you know, so that's a whole energy that you're taking on that can have a negative impact on the locker room. A lot of teams probably already have their core guys that they feel like they're going to have a great season with next year. Do they want this as a quote, unquote, distraction coming into the season with all, you know, just the press and the fanfare and things like that? I don't know. But the.

[Mal]

Opposed to what, though?

[Damaris]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it's like this. But the bottom line is he has.

[Mal]

The stardom and the legacy and all the attention. No matter. Even if you went undrafted, the attention would still be there. But, like, what is that to the NFL?

[Damaris]

The bottom line is he should not have slipped to the fifth round. That, I think was intentional. Again, I don't know. You know, what. What happened with him and the Giants in that meeting, what was said? They said it didn't go well. I don't know if that caused him to slip to the fifth round, whatever he did or said in that meeting, but he absolutely. His talent is far better than a lot of the guys that were drafted before him. So the Browns took him.

[Mal]

The historical master class of quarterback school, Johnny Manziel.

[Damaris]

What was the last one?

[Mal]

Everybody that should have been a number one pick, they've gotten a few in there.

[Damaris]

I mean, you know, I'm just happy.

[Mal]

That we'll see he has some people to beat out and I don't know, it could be some good competition.

[Damaris]

No, I think that this is gonna. This is gonna, you know, force Shador to prove a lot of people wrong. I think that he's, you know, obviously his dad was a. One of the greatest ever. I believe they've had, you know, talks about putting in that work now and really proving everybody wrong and how much that will elevate them and the Sanders brand if he goes in and actually plays well and makes everybody look stupid for passing him up all the way to the fifth round. I think the talent is there, obviously, for Shador Sanders, but there was some things going around the draft that was unfortunate. He had got a prank call from the Falcons defensive coordinator's son.

[Mal]

Yeah, that was.

[Damaris]

Got a hold of his number and prank called him and made it seem like he was getting drafted. Obviously, Shador had cameras at the house for when his name was called, so they caught that on. On film.

[Mal]

As someone that does a lot of stupid and, like, even as a kid did even more stupid. How does this even enter your brain to do this? Like, I mean, to me, this is like kind of like violence.

[Josh]

That's evil.

[Mal]

It was very like, yeah, like family members to, like, if somebody did that to my son or a family, like, this is violence to me. Like, you really. With a moment, a real moment in my child's life like this.

[Damaris]

But I think that's.

[Mal]

This is violence.

[Damaris]

I think that speaks to exactly how good people think Shador is going to be, though, because you don't do this to somebody that you think is going to be fucked.

[Mal]

I think it Was up. He went to fifth round. I think it's up. They're with his money. I think there was probably a message that was being percent as well. I'm with you on all that. But he's going to be fine because he's very talented, and I think he's going to have a future in the NFL. This, though, I'm. I'm fighting everybody in your family, too. It's gonna be a Royal Rumble.

[Damaris]

Nah, but you fight on the field. Success, man. Success. Don't. All of that is noise.

[Mal]

I'm knocking you out during warm up.

[Damaris]

They expect that.

[Mal]

And I got pads on you.

[Damaris]

They expect that. That's what they expect him to do. What they not expecting him to go in here and play.

[Mal]

Well, wait, first of all, look, all right, let's say you're the head of the Falcons organization. Are you not firing him, the defensive coordinator? Yes.

[Damaris]

Why? He didn't make the call. His son made the call. I don't know how my son got his number.

[Josh]

Yeah, you can't.

[Damaris]

You gonna fire me? Cause my son got somebody's number?

[Mal]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Josh]

No, it don't. You can't do that. That's illegal.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Nah, you can't fire me for that.

[Mal]

No. Kicking me out the hotel this morning was illegal.

[Damaris]

Especially when you've had a reservation and the confirmation. Yes, yes, absolutely.

[Mal]

It had been nothing but quiet. Yeah, that's not like a super red flag at all in an organization.

[Josh]

It's more embarrassing than anything. It's not illegal. Like, he didn't do anything wrong.

[Damaris]

Yeah, the dad is probably super embarrassed.

[Josh]

And yeah, the dad is pissed off.

[Damaris]

But I don't think he should lose his job because his son got into his phone and took Shador's number.

[Mal]

Listen, when my dad was living in Baltimore, I've told the story that when he left me alone when he had to go to work, I got kicked out of the ESPN zone for throwing a basketball off the third floor onto a waitress's tray. When he was living in Fort Lauderdale, I flipped over a golf cart, broke my shoulder and broke the entire golf cart. I did a lot of fucked up shit when my dad brought me to his job. With that said, if there's only one phone that goes to this gentleman, you have some accountability there. Yeah, when I flipped over that golf cart and that shit up in Fort Lauderdale, my dad had accountability with that. The whole company was looking at him like, get your retarded son. What the are you doing? If there's one, it's not like he was on IG and was like, yo, what's your math, bro? If there's one number that goes right to him, how is his father not also responsible for that? Well, I mean, in a draft room.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but if I leave my iPad open in my home, I'm not thinking my son is gonna go to my iPad. Take. Take Shador Sanders number and prank call him the day of the draft.

[Josh]

Yeah, you're not thinking.

[Damaris]

I'm not even thinking like that.

[Josh]

But you are.

[Mal]

I'm home.

[Damaris]

I'm home with my grown adult kids.

[Mal]

Like.

[Josh]

Like, you are responsible though, because you.

[Damaris]

Left my grown adult kids. No, the. I'm not.

[Josh]

No, you're not responsible for your grown adult kids. You're responsible for the information that you left open for anybody to see.

[Damaris]

I'm home. In my home.

[Josh]

It doesn't.

[Damaris]

I'm not locking down the. In everything because in my home, I'm home.

[Josh]

Well, then you need to. If. If that's the case.

[Damaris]

My son just did some dumb. He's a idiot. I shouldn't lose my job with the Falcons because my son's an idiot. Like, no, he did some dumb. My iPad is open. It's draft day. I'm on my iPad. I'm crunching the numbers. I'm looking at who's left on the board. I get up to go take a piss, my son takes his stupid ass, goes on my iPad, sees Shador Sanders number, takes it, runs back to his buddy's house or wherever the they were at. Prank call. I know nothing about this. I'm at home still because it's draft night.

[Mal]

All right? So if I'm the defensive coordinator and I'm putting together every scheme for the week, and we already know the amount of people that be in and out of locker rooms. Let's get down to deflate gate. Let's get the. The working pieces of the NFL and what goes on when you're in positions like the offensive coordinator, the head coach, defensive coordinator, gm, all that. It's so many moving pieces. You can't even control your dumb ass son. All my schemes is going to be week one. You'll know everything. Yeah, but that's like, no, you're fired.

[Josh]

That's the thing. Even raise your. Raise your kids to be responsible or hide the information. Your response.

[Mal]

He's just don't need my iPad that has all my out for your son to even be able to take.

[Damaris]

You know how many times he left his laptop or iPad open in his home before? Like, his son just happened this one time. This One.

[Josh]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but ma, I get what you.

[Damaris]

How many draft nights has he had as a defensive coordinator for the father?

[Josh]

I get what you're saying, but now that we've discovered that that was a. A brand new phone number and he definitely got it from that open computer or whatever, you are responsible for this person's information and there should be repercussions. I'm not saying he should lose his job. I think that that's a lot. But there should definitely be some repercussions for that.

[Mal]

There should be like we changing all the icloud passwords. Yeah. Like we're going to have to have an assistant next to you to type in every time you need to make a call.

[Josh]

If I leave my computer open and my little sister start prank calling your phone or some like that, you're gonna.

[Damaris]

I'm.

[Josh]

You're gonna have repercussions for me. Like I'm. Repercussions. Just because even though they did some dumb shit and yes, I'm in the comfort of my home, there's still repercussions because, well, if you are around people that you can't trust, then you shouldn't be giving out privileged information, period.

[Damaris]

I'm home in my house. I wasn't at Hooters. Why did Hooters? He wasn't at Hooters and left his fucking iPad and went to the bathroom and one of the fucking waitresses took Shador's number and like, he was home.

[Mal]

Ok, now I'm worried about the information that you shouldn't even be privy to. The defensive coordinator is not calling a fucking quarterback to even get drafted. I'm wiping your whole iPad.

[Damaris]

Nobody.

[Mal]

Just tell me about the secondary and shut the up.

[Damaris]

No, but he probably has a relationship.

[Mal]

What's the mic backer doing?

[Damaris]

He probably has a relationship with Shador, though.

[Mal]

He not calling.

[Damaris]

He's from the Falcons. Dion played with the Falcons. Like, you know, it's relationships. All these coaches know each other.

[Mal]

That whole Bill Bell review, they talk about how much he has an in.

[Josh]

Relationship with the Patriots.

[Mal]

Huh.

[Josh]

Would he have interviewed with them?

[Damaris]

I don't know if he should do it. Took an interview with him? I'm not sure.

[Josh]

I'm just saying that might have been why he had the number.

[Damaris]

But I'm saying his. His dad's a defensive coordinator for the Falcon. His dad probably played in the NFL with. With Dion. They probably know each other. He probably knew Shador since he was fucking four years old.

[Mal]

Like, okay, Ricky Williams played with the Dolphins. You think they're giving his son an iPad.

[Damaris]

If he was a defensive coordinator, he wouldn't be. Yeah, if he was offensive coordinator, why not? Not. I'm just saying you can't blame that on the dad, man.

[Mal]

How. All right, I do not believe in, in beating your children. That would be a moment where I.

[Josh]

I think isn't his son in like, how old was the son?

[Mal]

What does age have to do with this?

[Josh]

He's in college.

[Mal]

I know, I know. His son is an adult. He's still his child just because he's older. Yeah, I'm still my dad's son.

[Damaris]

He's not like he was a 10 year old kid who got Now I.

[Mal]

Actually have even more incentive to beat the out of you.

[Damaris]

Yeah, man. I mean, you just got to look at your son like he's a bonehead, that's all. But you don't lose. He doesn't lose his job for that, though. That's crazy. If the Falcons fire him for that, that's wild.

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[Mal]

All right, I mean I guess I see what you guys are saying but either way the way the NFL moves if you just can leave all of our information that accessible. What you doing at the at the stadium? Some are creating boxes at stadiums just to steal signs and you leaving your phone open. What's the maid doing? I love when people say I'm planting. If I'm the Jaguars, I'm planting a maid in your house. If I know you leave your iPad had like that.

[Damaris]

I love when people say give us give out our information. I grew up with the yellow pages being delivered to my front door.

[Mal]

No that's the same as any defense.

[Damaris]

The yellow I knew where your aunt lived.

[Mal]

That's a no. An address was in there.

[Damaris]

Had her number, address. They deliver. I didn't even ask for this book. It was just dump. It was dumped in the building lobby every year it's like yo take one if you want one. I was like this is everybody's address.

[Mal]

Someone just sit there for years.

[Damaris]

Yeah that's what I'm saying. You talking about you got his information. They used to give information for free.

[Mal]

I just don't know if that's the exact same as like like I don't know.

[Damaris]

Yeah you're Right. I don't. The address is totally different. I knew where you. Where you was at. I knew where you lived.

[Mal]

Okay?

[Damaris]

I don't need your phone number once I know where you live.

[Mal]

What does it have to do with our defensive schemes for the team we're playing against?

[Damaris]

I'm just saying that billion dollar business. Yes. His son got into his iPad and took Shador's number and prank called him. Stupid move. Idiotic move. We get that, but that doesn't fall on the father.

[Mal]

Listen, I'm not putting it to the level of, like, Joe Biden's son emailing China. Like, it happens in all.

[Damaris]

You know, what was on his laptop.

[Mal]

Happens in all industries.

[Damaris]

We know.

[Mal]

I think everybody in the White House is like, damn, maybe, hey, Big Joe, you shouldn't, like, leave your shit around. Your man's like, he got China's email and is doing trades, and he on crack, and he's with hookers.

[Damaris]

A lot of crack.

[Mal]

Like, who's to know what this defensive coordinator's son could do with that iPad? So that's all I'm saying.

[Damaris]

So in your theory, Joe Biden should have been fired, right?

[Mal]

100%.

[Damaris]

Okay. All right. Keep it consistent. Keep it consistent. He was. He was.

[Mal]

How quick he was. Are you crazy? Even before that, it's like 99.

[Damaris]

As long as you keep you keeping it consistent. I respect that. I respect the consistency.

[Mal]

Imagine if you let your crackhead son go through your email list.

[Damaris]

Bad times. Yeah.

[Mal]

No, he was prank calling. North Korea was way worse. With that said, do we have voicemails?

[E]

You've got mail.

[G]

Yo, what's up, Rory?

[Damaris]

Maud.

[G]

The marriage, the whole pod crew. My name is CJ And I need some relationship advice. I need your perspective. So, you know, recently got engaged. You know, me and my fiance have been together for a little while now. I trust her completely. My only issue right now is when she goes home to our home state. We live away from our home state right now. She'll go home a couple times, you know, throughout the year by herself. And when she goes home, she hangs out with her single friends. And when they hang out, they go out to bars and all that, but also they're staying out super late, so they'll stay out till 4, sometimes 5am and I feel like, especially now, as a fiance, like, there's certain boundaries and things you should do differently, especially around single friends. Like, you know, like, I'm sure there's guys around at the crib. They're. They're hanging out, you know, late hours. So my Question to you is like in a relationship, do you have any like set time, like you got curfew for your partner or you to be home by? Also, you know, would you address it in a certain way? I know in New York like you can stay out hella late and maybe it's not that big of a deal, but I don't know, I feel away about it. Like how should I approach it? Am I bugging? Should I just let her do her? I appreciate any advice. Thank you.

[Mal]

Shouldn't be engaged to somebody you think would be somebody at some late hours.

[Damaris]

Like what?

[Mal]

I like the voicemail, but come on, like what are we doing here?

[Damaris]

Is that your advice to him?

[Josh]

No, yo, you already know my advice.

[Mal]

My advice is. This is stupid. You don't like why, Why'd you get engaged with somebody that you would feel that the very few times that she goes on. Very few, which I believe was quoted, that she goes out, she stays out late with her friend?

[Damaris]

No, but I'm like, if you think.

[Mal]

Your girl is gonna somebody, why'd you. Like, what are we doing?

[Damaris]

I don't think that's what he's. He's just saying what's wrong if your.

[Mal]

Girl goes out till 6am every now and then with her single friends. First of all, that doesn't mean that it's an orgy.

[Damaris]

First of all, first of all, ain't Nothing outside till 6am but the devil and prostitutes.

[Mal]

So you think his girl is. Is getting prostitutes?

[Damaris]

I don't know what it's like.

[Mal]

Or maybe they.

[Damaris]

I'm just saying.

[Mal]

Or maybe they went to Wendy's and she passed out on her friend call.

[Damaris]

That Wendy passed out on the couch. Woke yolk in her ass. I know how it goes. What I'm saying is when you are engaged. When you are engaged.

[Mal]

They don't serve that at Wendy's.

[Damaris]

What?

[Mal]

How did the. The oak getting her ass.

[Damaris]

I'm talking about the lube. The lube in her butt. When I'm talking about if you are engaged, there's no reason for you to be out till six in the morning.

[Mal]

Why?

[Damaris]

Cuz what the is happening at 6 in the morning?

[Mal]

What is going on at 6 in the morning? She does this consistently. The club.

[Damaris]

First of all, my fiance ain't closing no club down at 4am let's get to that. That's number one, first of all. So what are you doing till 6am in the morning?

[Mal]

Well, we're adding these numbers in. He said it's not New York, so we assume it probably Closes.

[Josh]

It's probably like two.

[Damaris]

Yeah, no, he said a specific time. He said five.

[Josh]

Yeah, but the club probably closes at two or three. He.

[Damaris]

I don't care what time your girl not supposed to be in the streets.

[Mal]

Till 5, 6 in the morning, visit her friends, her high school friend. She never really goes out like that. And they want to go to the club till 1 2am and then go back to her home girl's house and just kick it and eat and she passes out. I don't care if this a a regular thing where every Saturday, every time she goes home.

[Josh]

But he said that.

[Mal]

He said they go from there and rarely she goes by herself without him. If that happens a few times, like, you really think she doing something? You think she's trying to. Old boy from freshman year.

[Damaris]

Listen, listen, it ain't got nothing to do with that. Because women could in the daytime too, if they.

[Josh]

I was just about to say if she is during the daytime and it at 5am when she drunk with her.

[Damaris]

I'm just saying it's a respect thing because if he was walking in the crib at 5, 6 in the morning, it. She would have a problem with that.

[Mal]

We don't know that.

[Damaris]

Come on, man. Cut. The women have a problem. You walk in the house, you get off at 5, you need to be home at 503.

[Josh]

What kind of women are you dating?

[Damaris]

Women in America. American women is who I'm dating. Yes. If you have a revolution will be if you got a time that you get off work, if you have a time. If you get off of work at 5 and you ain't home by 8 and you didn't tell your spouse, like, yo, I got plans, I'm stopping. What you talking about? 8pm and you ain't home. Your phone is ringing, yo, where you at?

[Mal]

But you're proving my point more of like if this is a consistent thing or some weird shit. If she once or twice a year goes back home without you and hangs out with her high school friends, whatever the fuck, and they go out. Why would you think your girl doing that? If she's consistently trustworthy the entire time?

[Damaris]

No, if she has some weird shit. No, he said you caught her talking.

[Mal]

To somebody from back then. Like, yeah, then there's some different factors in that there.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but you're missing what he's saying. He's just saying to be out that late.

[Mal]

He's like, yo, like, define out to.

[Damaris]

Not in your bed.

[Mal]

This is his daughter.

[Damaris]

It's his girl. Like, what you. It's his Fiance, he just like, yo, it's 6:00am why are you not in in the house in bed?

[Mal]

If she asleep if if she is in bed with her best friend from could start by going back home Home from this big yeah, go ahead sleep with your homegirl in her bed. I don't care the so nice and and you also are like they don't live there so where's she supposed to stay?

[Damaris]

The whole that sound good coming from him. That sound good. He ain't going. He ain't going. Like he ain't gonna be smart be.

[Josh]

Happy with his Leave him alone.

[Mal]

Matter of fact, you take you stay the week. All right. But if she's going there, she's probably either staying with her her parents or family or staying with her friends. Like so what's the big if she out till 6am and the clubs close at 1. What the is you doing? Champion Black and Miles. If she's going six in the club, then I'm gonna wonder what's going on. But if you back with your friends and you left the club at one and y'all are just at the crib being drunk, stupid and laughing and like pass out. I don't give a I'm going to sleep. You think I'm waking up at 6am if you think your girl's cheating, that's a different thing.

[Damaris]

But if you trust your girl, he just potting right now. That's all you 10. No, I'm not. I'm telling you exactly.

[Josh]

No, I believe let his stay out past 16 in the morning.

[Damaris]

Nah, don't do that because I'm not that guy. But till 6am you bugging the out Cause we could both play the 6am game and I promise you I'm a vet.

[Josh]

Ma. I'm not Ma. I'm not the I could do from.

[Damaris]

8Pm to 6am I'm a legend. Hold on be I'll be. I'll be. Listen, I'll be Sometimes you just go.

[Mal]

To Dairy Queen with your friends and.

[Damaris]

Go the to no, that's gay. You go we I being I could go from Beverly Hills to Tarzana back I could do a bunch of from apm.

[Mal]

This sounds like some hometown hold on. Middle America.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's where the is at back home mall.

[Josh]

But this is the thing on mall.

[Mal]

You threatened by them. No offense.

[Damaris]

I'm threatened by any that if my girl is out till 6am with her single wife and they single for a reason.

[Josh]

Oh that's such a and you acting like every single chick is like that's such.

[Damaris]

I'm not saying every chick is. I'm just saying chicks get. I'm not saying every chick. I would never speak for every girl.

[Mal]

No, I've had sex before.

[Damaris]

I know I would never speak for every woman, but women be out here.

[Mal]

No, I'm aware that women.

[Damaris]

All right, so. So let's. Let's.

[Mal]

I've met them. We've had sex.

[Damaris]

Now, what I'm saying is, if your girl is out till 6am I just want to know what y'all doing till.

[Josh]

6Am Well, I can chime in. This is, you know, as the woman in the room. I can chime in as the woman who is from a small town and who goes home and often don't be getting home till like, 4am when you're with your, like, homegirls and you're like, you. She her hometown, she probably running around in jeans and sneakers, probably pissy drunk because she know the area. She feels safe. She's around a bunch of people. She knows she's having fun. They probably doing dumb shit, waiting in the fucking McDonald's line, driving drunk, twerking out the window, trying to get cold.

[Damaris]

They don't need to be doing that.

[Mal]

Why?

[Damaris]

My fiance don't need to be out twice a year, like, twerking in McDonald's.

[Mal]

Every Saturday, and we have a conversation. But, like, though she have one night with her. Her friends from back home.

[Damaris]

Of course.

[Josh]

Also, your fiance will probably be a different age than his fiance. He sounds a little younger than you. So his fiance is probably in her 20s, maybe early 30s. Like, if she's out, goes home every once in a while, once or twice a year, and gets super drunk with her friends having fun. That's what girls do.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I'm not saying. I'm not saying she can't hang out with her girls and get drunk and have fun. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying he's saying that this is something that seems to be happening every time she goes home. So there's a pattern here.

[Mal]

Not a lot. It's a few times.

[Damaris]

What are y'all doing till six in the morning every time you go back home, why is it you out till 6 in the morning?

[Mal]

I know you. I know you're iller than us. And like, any chick that sees you, like, she. But like, not every girl just goes out and just like a dude. But who, like, sometimes girls go out.

[Damaris]

Why you keep saying. I've never said she was anybody. I never said that.

[Mal]

It's Recorded.

[Damaris]

I said she. I said she. Somebody.

[Josh]

No, he said you said women be. No.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Cause women be. What the are we talking about?

[Mal]

Yeah, small, but like some women really just go out and go home and.

[Damaris]

Someone really go out and get. And go back home.

[Mal]

So why am I assuming that doesn't do that often. Is now doing.

[Josh]

Do you think that that's what his fiance is doing?

[Damaris]

I think that he feels like something is going on. I'm not saying he feels like his fiance is, but he feel. He called here. He called me.

[Josh]

I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

He called me.

[Josh]

Stop giggling.

[Damaris]

He called me and, and, and asked the question. So let me.

[Mal]

So let me give him some advice, some concern here. Cuz he did call. Clearly some.

[Damaris]

Some concern. This came on my desk, I think with his call. Like. Yeah, like I'm just.

[Mal]

You put these papers.

[Damaris]

He sent the facts.

[Josh]

His call is. Do you think it's inappropriate? His call was never that he thinks something's going on.

[Damaris]

That's why I never said that.

[Josh]

That's why I never said it's inappropriate for a woman in a relationship.

[Damaris]

Yes, it is. It's inappropriate for a woman in a relationship to be out till six in.

[Josh]

The morning if it happens more than three times a year, More than twice a year. I think that it's. I'll say three times. I think that it's inappropriate if she's coming home past three, four o'clock more than three times a year. I think that it might be inappropriate because that shows a pattern. But if it happens every once in a while while she's with her girls, you know what she doing? You got the location? She. I'm so. You don't know. He probably knows what his. What his chick doing.

[Damaris]

He called here because he don't know.

[Mal]

What his girl is doing.

[Josh]

No, that's not what he did. He never said he didn't know what she was doing. He just said that she was out late. For example, Alex, y'all know Alex. Y'all have met my best friend Alex. Alex is in a loving, healthy relationship. I had Alex at Sahara east till 4 o'clock in the morning.

[Damaris]

And her man don't like you Hold.

[Josh]

No, he loves me because he know he has her location. He sees she has Sahara. Now usually we leave Sahara about 12 o'clock, right? We're never at Sahara till 4, but it was just one of them nights. We was just chilling. Like we didn't pay attention to how far along the time was. So at 4, he texted her, was like, all right, it's Time for you to get your ass home. She did not get in trouble. He was not mad. It was not getting in trouble.

[Damaris]

We adults. But I'm just saying.

[Josh]

Nothing like that. It was just like, okay, girl, it's time for you to come home. But he knows what she was doing, where she at, who she's with. Because that's a safety issue. That's the first thing I thought. Your girl up till 6am where is she at? Do you have her location?

[Damaris]

Because it's not so much about the girl. I don't know who you with. I don't know who they. Who. Who they invited. So I don't know who's around. Like, if it's guys around, I don't know.

[Josh]

I'm not.

[Damaris]

I can't vouch for them.

[Mal]

You getting.

[Damaris]

He said it's probably guys around.

[Mal]

He said that if you're getting engaged, you at least have a pretty good grasp on her friend group and which friends are which. I'll even speak to when I was engaged. You're saying three times a year is crazy. If we're in New York City, see if you stay out till 5am three times. I don't think that's crazy.

[Josh]

Even that ain't in New York.

[Mal]

It same as with Noel. I know she. Yeah, I don't want to get an Uber with some creepy guy or get on the train, go crash there. Y'all going to the bar till 2am and then going to her crib in Brooklyn. Stay there. Like, what the.

[Josh]

Oh, I didn't even tell y'all.

[Mal]

Like, I don't think that's crazy at all.

[Josh]

I didn't even tell y'all how Rory had me out till 4 o'clock in the morning.

[Damaris]

You know what?

[Josh]

Never mind. No, recently. But we ain't even gonna talk about it. I completely forgot about that to tell them all. Completely forgot. Rory had me in a rapper section at Starlets at 4 o'clock in the morning.

[Damaris]

Oh, man. Nasty times.

[Mal]

Who. Who didn't want to do you single.

[Damaris]

Though, so that's cool.

[Josh]

I didn't want to do it. You convinced me I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I was about to go home, but you were my ride to Jersey. Rory, don't lie. I did not want to do that.

[Damaris]

Nah, Rory lying. He be wanting to go sit with rappers, installers, bullets.

[Mal]

I didn't even know that. I didn't even say a word. I didn't know who the rapper was. Deadass.

[Damaris]

So y'all was In a rapper section. And neither one of y'all knew the rapper.

[Mal]

I knew the rapper. I don't know. I. Justice. Like, I was with Justice.

[Damaris]

Shout out to justice ain't no rapper.

[Mal]

No, no, but like, he. They signed Gucci Gang, whatever. Like that whole. I don't. You think I wanted to go there because of him? Oh, but if you. Justice and Amber.

[Damaris]

That's different. Justice is. That's family. Yeah, that's different. Different. I thought you were saying, like, y'all just went to some rapid section.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no.

[Mal]

Drove in my car.

[Damaris]

Okay. So. Yeah, that's cool.

[Josh]

4:00Am though. This my second 4:00am night with Rory.

[Damaris]

All right, all right. So now, if you had a boyfriend, do you think he would have had a problem with that?

[Josh]

Yes, because of where I was. Because of where I was.

[Damaris]

Okay, so now we're getting somewhere. We don't know where his fiance was at.

[Mal]

That's because you're gay.

[Josh]

I guarantee you his fiance was not in a rapper's section at Starlets Me out. Cuz at 4am my man would have.

[Mal]

Been mad because, you know, you would. One of the.

[Damaris]

What if he was. But what if he was with. What if his fiance was with one of her girls that be with rappers in. In their sections till six in the morning?

[Josh]

If he. If he. If it was that, he would have said that. I fully believe he would have said that. I don't think it's that. I don't think it's that.

[Damaris]

He don't trust one of them friends. He knows something about one of them.

[Mal]

Friends that I'm not fighting with. That.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he knows something about one of.

[Mal]

Them girls he's accepted as girl has a pat passed and they did some missions and she'd still be around him.

[Damaris]

One of them girls probably licked her before, like when they was in high school, college. You know, it'd be that type of, you know, y'all be licking each other sometimes y'all be licking each other on the friendly head tip. Like, I'm gonna give her a friendly.

[Mal]

Little lick and I'll be into that.

[Damaris]

Girls do that. Y'all do that. We don't never talk about that. Damaris.

[Josh]

Why are you talking to me?

[Damaris]

No, I'm just saying, as women, we don't never talk about the women that, like, had a gay experience, like, one time with they. With a best friend, like, in high school, college, like.

[Josh]

But what does that have to do with anything, though?

[Damaris]

Cause he probably know about it.

[Josh]

Okay, but that.

[Damaris]

So he over there think his girl getting Licked like a stamp till six in the morning.

[Mal]

Just send me the video.

[Damaris]

Yeah, just cause it ain't a guy don't mean a girl. She ain't over there having a gay experience.

[Josh]

Yeah, please don't call me gay experience.

[Damaris]

I'm just saying. Cause if my girl tell me. Yo, in college, in college, one night me and my homegirl went out and you know, girls go to the bathroom together and she came in the stove with me and I was using the bathroom and then she basically forced like. She forced herself down on me, like, licked me a little bit. I don't want my fiance spending the night at that girl. Now. Just because we adults now. I'll never forget. You ate my girl out my. Like. Nah, we ain't doing it complete side.

[Josh]

When it comes to the birthday.

[Damaris]

No, she's coming to the birthday dinner. But you're not you. Every time you go home, you're not just staying out.

[Mal]

We're not sharing a glass.

[Damaris]

Yeah, she want to you. Like, just because she ain't a man don't mean she don't want to you. Yeah, she was. Just because it's a. It's gay. That's what like, yo, go ahead, go over there and just let y'all bump all night night.

[Mal]

Nah, fam, but we've had this debate before. That bothers you? That doesn't bother me.

[Damaris]

What?

[Josh]

The bumping of the.

[Mal]

Yeah, just send me the video.

[Damaris]

Nah, you tripping. Not letting my girl.

[Mal]

I will say we need to get rid of this New York arrogance that we have. Cuz at one of the spots in New Orleans, they was bumping in the bathroom and I got like, nervous. I thought New York, we have seen everything. They just each other in bathrooms like in New Orleans.

[Damaris]

So you got nervous of that, but.

[Josh]

You never in a New York bath.

[Mal]

Absolutely.

[Damaris]

He's crazy.

[Mal]

Why am I crazy?

[Damaris]

He was scared of the bathroom. Two random.

[Mal]

Wasn't my girl exactly. I had to pee.

[Damaris]

Bumping. He's scared of that. But he cool with his girl getting licked.

[Mal]

It wasn't my girl bumping in the bathroom.

[Damaris]

So you would have been okay with.

[Mal]

That in the bathroom?

[Damaris]

No, I'll go back to the hotel.

[Josh]

Yeah, Production. Production the house.

[Mal]

Like, you know the germs that are on this fucking sink.

[Damaris]

Germaphobe. My bad.

[Josh]

Production has just.

[Mal]

You got your wife an open wound. Wound. Because a vagina at the end of the day is an open wound. You bumping on like.

[Damaris]

It's not an open wound. It's an open wound.

[Mal]

It's an entry. To your body.

[Damaris]

It's the entry to where life comes back out.

[Mal]

So don't put that nasty ass back bar germs and rub it together. That's all. Okay, but if you do send me.

[Josh]

The video production has just informed me that the caller has an edu email and production is assuming that they're probably young and fresh out of college.

[Mal]

Oh, you, I mean you shouldn't got engaged.

[Damaris]

I'm telling you, man, he knows something about his girl's friends, man.

[Mal]

No, he don't know anything yet because he got engaged with an edu email.

[Damaris]

He knows he knows something. He ain't give us, he ain't give us all the info, but he knows something.

[Josh]

But some men also, I feel like, I feel like sometimes there's a certain, there's a spoken rule of your girl shouldn't do this, your girl shouldn't do that, your girl shouldn't do this, your girl shouldn't do that. So I think he was mainly calling to say I don't think that anything is going on, but just is this appropriate? Right. Cuz you cannot think your girl's cheating on you and just think that some things are inappropriate. And I think that's what he was calling for. Like yo, because if you say to somebody, yeah, my fiance was out till 5am, they're like, uhuh, what the she doing? But in reality, what's. What's really going on is nothing wrong. But just by standards that sounds crazy. It sounds crazy that your fiance is out till 5am but anytime I've ever been out till 5am I was like, it's if I'm doing some I have no business doing, whether I'm in a relationship or single. It ain't happening at 5am if I'm still out at 5am Like I'm out with my friends usually in the McDonald's line trying to get a smoothie and nuggets and twerking out the sunroof drunk. That's usually what's happening at 5am with women. Just be honest.

[Damaris]

Happening at 5am with you don't say with women. You, that's what you doing at 5.

[Josh]

Don't point at me like that.

[Damaris]

I've known what some women have been doing at 5am because I was doing it with them.

[Josh]

Oh, my bad. Exactly, exactly my bad.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I just.

[Josh]

My bad.

[Mal]

Even when I was young, like 5am, 6am who's at that time?

[Damaris]

You see you never that 5am he definitely that 5. All right then, so that's who's you.

[Mal]

But I will say anytime it's been club related or going out. That's why I preferred every city but New York. The ends at 2:00. Who if. If we shutting down a spot at 4am and then we grabbing food, the sun coming up, I'm going to to sleep. Even when I'm 23 years old, I'm going to sleep, dog.

[Damaris]

If you're going to sleep.

[Mal]

If you going to sleep five minutes and roll up and go to sleep like it's not even worth if you're.

[Damaris]

Going to sleep after.

[Mal]

Now I got wake up in my.

[Damaris]

House with a girl, it's because she shut the fact down and I'm not you tonight. But you ain't. You ain't tell her to go home.

[Mal]

You trying to like it.

[Damaris]

Yeah. You trying to. Yeah.

[Mal]

I'm not saying I had a conscious brain.

[Damaris]

There you go. That's all I'm saying. Somebody trying to your girl at 5, 6 in the morning, there's going to.

[Mal]

Be somebody trying to your girl for the rest of.

[Damaris]

That's. That's why you need to have your ass in the house. That means that you should be drunker and hornier as the night goes.

[Mal]

All right, so the guy handed her her McNuggets. That's, that's what you pressed about. No offense to anyone. That works.

[Josh]

If your girl would cheat on you at 5:00am, she would cheat on you at 12:00.

[Mal]

That's what I'm saying. Like just Cu. She's in line.

[Josh]

As long as you have her location. It doesn't happen often and y'all are still like semi young. Y'all don't have any kids. Y'all don't like. What you mean? Because as long as you have a.

[Damaris]

Location, I know a girl that a her man got her location and she wherever she at.

[Mal]

Oh no.

[Damaris]

So why y'all. So.

[Mal]

He has the, the Y map of it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like why y'all hanging your hat on as long as you got the location.

[Josh]

I'm not saying they will.

[Damaris]

Right where that dot is at.

[Mal]

And also remember I came on here when we was at Sirius and I found out that the girls be putting their location on their laptop or iPad that they leave in the crib and off their phone. So they'll keep their imessage on their laptop as long as their location looks like it's there but then out. So yeah, that location, that means nothing to me.

[Josh]

Okay. My point is if she isn't, if you trust that she isn't like, you know, for a Fact, she isn't. My point is do you have her location for safety reasons? Because what I'm assuming again is he's just thinking that this is inappropriate. I don't think that he.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's my fiance. I need to know where she's at.

[Josh]

Exactly. So you know where she's at due to safety reasons. That's why I think it's important at the location, not because it's stopping her.

[Damaris]

From okay, no cuz it was just sound like y'all was Paul that together like long you got the location. She good. She ain't doing nothing.

[Mal]

No, you can.

[Damaris]

That's what it. That's what you read like. It read like you was trying to say yo, she.

[Josh]

He got her location like she likes for safety.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mal]

Anytime I it's been at a location.

[Damaris]

Every time I I was been a location, I was somewhere I could have been located. I'm glad they didn't hit that door though.

[Mal]

Wasn't in the matrix and I was at a location. Just lock the door.

[Josh]

You gotta get a hotel. That's next to the Waffle House.

[Damaris]

I agree with you sir. It is a little inappropriate for your fiance to be out at those hours. Those are sinning hours. She should be home Pearline. In the comfort of her own sheets bed. Even if it's family.

[Mal]

She's back home whatever pouring you a nightcap.

[Damaris]

She should be on the phone with you.

[Mal]

She should be not voting yeah.

[Damaris]

Talking about her day.

[Josh]

You know now homegirl, if it only happened once or twice a year. I'm talking directly to you you she ain't gonna hit us if you haven't phone with your homegirl. Sometimes it's worth getting yelled at. Especially if you know you wasn't doing nothing. It's worth getting yelled at sometimes. You had it happen twice a year. Let that yell at you. He'd be all right.

[Mal]

Oh, that's that'd be my favorite thing. When I know I didn't do a thing right. I'm going right to that bedroom and laying that scream all you want. Scream right to sleep.

[Josh]

I'm drunk and having a ball.

[Mal]

I didn't do anything wrong.

[Josh]

Sometimes it's worth getting yelled out by your man.

[Mal]

Do not care.

[Josh]

Sometimes it's worth anything wrong.

[Mal]

I'm laying my head on this pillow and I'm.

[Damaris]

No, but the wrong thing you did was you came in the house at six in the morning. Morning.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

That's disrespectful to a relationship.

[Josh]

Say apologize but if he make it a big deal some Say, just keep apologizing. But sometimes it's worth getting yelled at. You was having fun with your friends if you wasn't doing nothing. Sometimes it's worth getting yelled at. Have fun, enjoy.

[Mal]

Sometimes it hits 3:00 and you're like, all right, this will be one. I'm going to take this. L. We're going to have a real conversation in the morning.

[Josh]

But I'm having a ball.

[Mal]

And. And I know I'm not doing nothing disrespectful. I'm not doing anything wrong to anybody.

[Josh]

Like, yeah, I've definitely gotten six.

[Damaris]

I've had some fun nights, but six, all right. Nah, I'm laying. I'm in the bed already.

[Mal]

Five is the greatest. Six is six. Six is a little crazy.

[Josh]

I. I can't see six if you got like. Because I live in Jersey, so sometimes I might lead a spot at five and get home at six. But six is cr. Leaving at six is crazy.

[Damaris]

That's wild. Man is going to work. Yeah, you going home. You actively see people leaving their homes and their buildings.

[Josh]

You feel like degenerate.

[Damaris]

You're like, yo, this. It wasn't lit. I did not have that much fun.

[Josh]

But sometimes it is that much fun. No more.

[Damaris]

Not as adults, not as like grown.

[Josh]

But I think they're young again. I think they're young, I think they're in their 20s.

[Damaris]

But whatever they are, hopefully they, you know, they last and make it. Make it to the altar. Cuz he sound like he having some. Some rough times, man.

[Mal]

Nothing was worse getting on that train. It sucked when you were doing like 3, 4 o'clock because the trains didn't run like that. But you stay out till six. And now it's rush hour for people that are working.

[Josh]

Oh, you on the train to heal.

[Mal]

House and you at rush hour like this cooked, sweating out all that hot as.

[Damaris]

Not my fiance. Oh, you single at that point. You single? You do whatever.

[Josh]

Oh no. You know what's really annoying? What I used to do with my ex.

[Mal]

Sometimes the A is on the F. Like, you never know.

[Josh]

He'd be hitting me like, when do you want me to come get you? When do you want me to come get you? When do you want me to come get you? And then you finally call at 4:30, like, Babe, can you come get me? Are you drunk? 5 o'clock in the morning, sun coming up and you getting cussed out, drunk throwing up. Oh, man.

[Mal]

And then women do that weird shit where they want to get freaky to try to. Nah, get the no, get off me. Do not even try to kiss my ear. Get the fuck off me.

[Josh]

Don't let the homegirl be in the car. You picking us both up annoying as fuck. Oh my God.

[Mal]

Yeah, now. Now she got to sleep on my fucking couch.

[Josh]

I miss being a relationship. That shit is so fun.

[Damaris]

Man, oh man. Prayers to the brother though.

[Josh]

He'll be at.

[Damaris]

Right.

[Mal]

He'll be all right after star. I mean, D'Maris at least made the guest room bed.

[Josh]

Yeah, I did. I left my wallet at Starless, by the way. They're holding it for me.

[Mal]

And you left like a whole bunch of. In my crib. A whole bunch of genie.

[Josh]

Yeah. Bracelet.

[Mal]

I was. I was putting together my genie costume for Halloween. Like those big ass.

[Damaris]

It's gonna be Will Smith.

[Mal]

I was gonna be Shaq.

[Josh]

Remember what we.

[Mal]

I'm gonna do. Kazam.

[Josh]

Remember we went. Remember we went. We had. We went semi viral having that conversation about staying the night at your homie house when you too drunk to go home.

[Damaris]

Oh, and everybody killed you for that?

[Josh]

Yeah, but I was thinking about that. I was thinking about different room. I was thinking about it when I was at Rory's house. Because I got to rory's house at 4am and I kept. I was drunk, but I'm like, I gotta go to the gym at 5am and Rory's like the m. Like go upstairs and go to sleep. Like you're not getting up Uber at 4:30 in the morning. And I thought about that the next morning. Like, damn. This was the argument that me and ma had. Rory poured me a glass of water.

[Mal]

Said, you know what's funny? For me, this was. This is how drunk the Maris was. Right. So when we used to record at micro, she had that pink like water bottle. So I filled that up to the top for her, gave it to her, put it in the room, went to sleep. I wake up the next morning, it's still on my counter halfway. It was your water bottle.

[Josh]

I was cooked. I was cooked.

[Damaris]

People not drinking water when they drunk. They just want to lay.

[Mal]

No, it's the morning more like I gave it to her. She went to sleep. She woke up earlier than me. I. I didn't even know when she left. Still sitting there.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Mal]

Is she a water. Can you get that out of my house?

[Josh]

Come get my legacy out of your house. Me and me. And I'm done hanging with Rory for the rest of the year.

[Damaris]

No, you're not.

[Josh]

Yes, I am. No, I am.

[Damaris]

It's my birthday this last week.

[Josh]

What the.

[Mal]

Sean's changed his flight three times.

[Josh]

Wait, if Sean gonna be here, I'll hang out with Sean. Your birthday, I'll hang out with Sean. But like, you were. Oh, Lord. Yeah, the stripper's lazy as.

[Mal]

Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

[Josh]

I'm tired of this. Why are you.

[Damaris]

She got bills. She don't really want to be doing that.

[Josh]

She looks so bored.

[Mal]

Yo, I apologize to the, like, OG Star, like, startenders because we used to clown. Like, it's crazy that distributors would be doing cartwheels and these chicks just be on IG Live. They don't even know how to pour a drink. Just patron. Straight, straight. These new star tenders, they don't even, like, offer you a drink. You'd be having to, like, really beg them at an empty. Yo, can you pour a drink? Like, get away. Aren't you a bartender?

[Damaris]

Going to the strip club in New York is crazy.

[Mal]

I agree with you.

[Damaris]

I don't know how.

[Mal]

I completely agree with you.

[Damaris]

I will never go to another strip club in New York again in my life.

[Mal]

But the star tenders now, gorgeous, whatever.

[Damaris]

But what the not doing?

[Mal]

They look at you like you ask something crazy. If you ask for a drink, they used to.

[Josh]

They used to ask for a drink. They used to split and pour the Sprite out. They. They used to go craz.

[Mal]

Put you on IG Live every like.

[Damaris]

Yeah, nah, I seen the. I seen. I've seen. I've seen the glory days in the yo. Strip club. That's over.

[Josh]

Yeah, it is over. So rip aces, man. Rip the real.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I want to send prayers to Elijah Arenas. He was placed in an induced coma after his car crashed a few days ago. But he is out of the coma now and he should be released from the hospital soon. So we want to send our prayers and well wishes to Elijah arena and get better soon and, you know, get back back to 100%. That's. That was some scary news to receive, man. Like, sure read that. I was like, oh, no. Like in an induced coma, car crash. But, you know, everything seems to be okay. So we wishing him a speedy recovery and also send prayers to Dame Lillard. Real good guy. One of my favorite players to watch watch reported that he may have torn his Achilles tendon, one of the worst injuries in sports. It's tough, man, because he was just coming back from an injury, fighting through some things, was trying to get it together in. In Milwaukee and unfortunately, you know, towards Achilles last game. So that's just tough, man, because Dame is one of those guys that's competitor. He wants to be out there there playing. And when you tell your Achilles, you have no choice but to sit down for at least a year and do absolutely nothing as far as on court basketball activity. So pray as a dame on the speed on the road to Recovery, hopefully recovers 100%, comes back better and still able to, you know, play at a high level and look like himself, because, you know, that's a tough injury to have to come back from. So prayers to our God, Dame Lillard, man, for sure. All right, well, glad to have you back, Rory, Safe and sound. Hopefully your luggage gets here tonight.

[Mal]

Longest day ever.

[Damaris]

Yeah, man, but we made it through. Shout out to Baby D and her belly button piercing. Abs. Abs loading. Abs loading.

[Josh]

Coming.

[Damaris]

What we looking like July 4th abs?

[Josh]

July 8th, maybe July 8th. Yeah.

[Damaris]

All right, we're gonna check back. July 8th. Had that Janet Jackson midriff, you know what I'm saying?

[Josh]

All right, see, I When Janet first.

[Damaris]

Showed us that midri drifting like nine. Was that nine, six, nine, four. That was nice when she showed that. That's the way love goes. She came out with that brown on 93. Y'all wasn't outside. I'm talking to the room.

[Josh]

I wasn't born, so that's what I'm saying.

[Damaris]

Y'all wasn't outside. But you remember Josh? He was there. Oh, y'all is too young.

[Mal]

Sean, you wasn't Josh younger than me.

[Damaris]

Yeah, y'all.

[Josh]

Y'all was like, beating off by then.

[Mal]

Y'all was old as beating off and 90. He was 33 and 93.

[Damaris]

I wasn't you man. You Rory.

[Josh]

Yo, you know what's so funny? Your twin hit me when I Because I had made a. I don't know if you saw my ig about, like, talking about how old you were or whatever, but your twin hit me. Was like, all right, not too much on my twin. I was like, yo, you really give, like, youthful. Like, I be forgetting that you and mall are twins, cuz. Like, you give youth and ma give like grumpy ass. Get off my lawn energy.

[Damaris]

Get the off my. I can't wait to call a guy cops. I put my phone in my hand and press 91 walk into my building. I did. I dare some to be parked in front of my building. How dare you with do rags and shisties to be in front of my.

[Mal]

I really wanted to call the cops in New Orleans with the hotel.

[Damaris]

Oh, I call the police.

[Mal]

I thought that the cops in New Orleans would call me a snitch.

[Damaris]

I don't give a I'm. I pay too much in taxes. I'm calling the cops. If you got shies on and y'all ain't dropping off food, I'm calling the police. Straight up. That's where I'm at in my life. Get the from the front of my building with that hippity hop playing all that hippity hop Grandmaster this grandma cut that off and get off my block.

[Mal]

Yeah now Biggie, I understand you was trying to make some money and feed your daughter, but get off my not.

[Damaris]

In front of this stupid way. Your child will go hungry. I'm calling the police.

[Mal]

I'm trying to raise my daughter up.

[Damaris]

Here that It's a glorious feeling to be this age. A lot of checked out way too early for my liking, but I'm here. All right, man. Well, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that he's just Ginger. Peace.

[Mal]

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[Damaris]

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[Damaris]

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[Mal]

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[Damaris]

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[Josh]

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[Mal]

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