Podcast Summary: Episode 370 | McGngbng

Title: New Rory & MAL
Hosts: Rory and Damaris
Platform: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Release Date: May 13, 2025

1. Personal Health and Aging at 35 ([02:38] - [04:11])

The episode kicks off with Rory expressing discomfort related to aging, mentioning shoulder pain and general aches that have started to set in since turning 35. Damaris humorously comments on Rory’s complaints, suggesting that such pains are typical signs of growing older.

• Rory [02:38]: "Being 35, I already am feeling pain in my shoulder."
• Damaris [03:01]: "You can't. You're not allowed to talk like that until you're at least 40."

The conversation lightens as they discuss the inevitability of minor pains and the importance of staying hydrated and rested.

2. Catching Up on Past Episodes and Fan Interactions ([04:11] - [06:08])

Rory and Damaris review their previous episode featuring guests Lex and Dre, noting its popularity and positive fan feedback. They share anecdotes about fan interactions, including supportive DMs and unexpected backlash from certain listener segments.

• Damaris [04:33]: "Just women DMing me about what? Just. Hey, great episode."
• Rory [05:06]: "But I mean, to everyone that said I took it too far..."

They address a specific incident where Rory’s interactions with fans led to misunderstandings, resulting in negative comments and even death threats. The hosts clarify the nature of Rory’s relationship with Lex, emphasizing their long-standing friendship and mutual respect.

• Rory [05:14]: "Lex and I have spoken to each other since the day we met."
• Damaris [05:37]: "Yeah, she's pressed me."

3. Navigating Relationships and Boundaries ([06:08] - [09:23])

The discussion evolves into how the duo manages relationships within their social and professional circles. They contemplate the idea of inviting more women into their content creation process, debating the potential benefits and drawbacks.

• Damaris [09:28]: "She's asking for a lighter, and that was the only lighter I had."
• Rory [09:52]: "Let me just sit here, analyze you, like, and just break down, like, help you see what you're going through."

Peach, a recurring co-host, joins in to offer perspectives on maintaining professionalism while fostering a comfortable environment for all participants.

4. McDonald's Secret Menu and Marketing Mishaps ([10:07] - [27:03])

A significant portion of the episode delves into quirky discussions about McDonald's secret menu items, particularly the infamous "McGang Bang" and the "McLobster." Rory shares his insider experience from working at an advertising company that handled the McLobster campaign.

• Rory [22:14]: "The McGang Bang was not on the menu, but you could order it by combining a McDouble and a McChicken yourself."
• Damaris [25:04]: "Someone in the comments, somebody got to tell me how to make love."

The hosts humorously critique the taste and marketing of these items, debating their place in McDonald's offerings and lamenting their discontinuation.

• Peach [21:03]: "You put the McChicken on top of the double cheeseburger? It was called a McGang Bang."

5. Alcohol and Beverage Preferences ([27:03] - [42:58])

Rory and Damaris transition into a lively discussion about various alcoholic beverages, sharing personal experiences and preferences. They explore the nuances between different types of tequila, mezcal, absinthe, and moonshine, often interjecting with humorous takes on their effects.

• Rory [30:18]: "It was like a shot of Everclear while I was smoking Reggie at the same time."
• Damaris [32:32]: "But just like anywhere else, man, you find a little pocket where that is readily available weed smoking."

Peach contributes by clarifying misconceptions about certain drinks and their cultural significance, adding depth to the conversation.

6. Aspirations in Acting and Entertainment ([43:03] - [66:51])

The hosts express their ambitions to venture into acting, discussing dream roles and the challenges involved. Damaris shares her admiration for actor Omar Epps, highlighting his influence and mentorship potential.

• Damaris [60:25]: "Shout out to Omar. One of my favorite actors for sure."
• Peach [59:35]: "If you could embody a role like Joker, that would be a very high goal."

Rory elaborates on his acting interests, referencing classic films like "I Am Sam" and contemplating how experiences like Ayahuasca ceremonies could influence their performances.

• Rory [52:18]: "I remember how much it cost. ... I've never had my chest hurt from drinking pure mezcal."

7. BET Awards Nominations and Music Industry Insights ([66:56] - [51:30])

A segment is dedicated to discussing the BET Awards nominations, covering favorite artists and predicting potential winners. The conversation reflects their genuine engagement with the music industry and their thoughts on artist performances.

• Damaris [46:40]: "Album of the year... Beyonce Glorious Glorilla, GNX, Kendrick Lamar."
• Peach [48:07]: "She. Out of all of those albums, she had one of my favorites."

They analyze the likelihood of nominees like Beyonce, Kendrick Lamar, and others taking home awards, emphasizing the competitive nature of the categories.

8. Listener Voicemails and Personal Embarrassing Stories ([69:00] - [80:59])

The episode transitions into listener voicemails, where Rory, Damaris, and Peach share and react to personal stories submitted by their audience. These anecdotes range from embarrassing sexual moments to petty retaliation tactics in the workplace.

• Rory [71:05]: "I told this like 20, 21, when I had a threesome. ... one of the girls blew up my bathroom the next morning."
• Damaris [72:10]: "She couldn’t feel it. ... she was like, 'I found it.'"

Peach and Damaris provide supportive and humorous commentary, fostering a sense of community and relatability among listeners.

9. Reflections on Mistakes and Integrity ([78:09] - [81:58])

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts reflect on personal mistakes and the importance of owning up to them. They discuss humorous mishaps like having an expired driver's license and navigating pettiness in relationships, reinforcing their commitment to authenticity.

• Rory [78:18]: "But all I have on that. Please don't murder my daughter and my family."
• Damaris [80:49]: "Do you think you could play a high schooler? Absolutely."

This segment serves as a culmination of their candid discussions, blending humor with heartfelt admissions.

10. Upcoming Merchandise and Final Remarks ([81:30] - [82:01])

The episode concludes with Rory and Damaris teasing upcoming merchandise and expressing gratitude towards their listeners. They emphasize their dedication to maintaining a genuine connection with their audience.

• Rory [81:29]: "We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed."
• Damaris [81:30]: "New merch available soon."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Rory [04:38]: "At 35, it's not a mental thing. I think I just slept wrong."
• Damaris [05:14]: "Lex and I have spoken to each other since the day we met."
• Rory [22:14]: "The McGang Bang was not on the menu, but you could order it by combining a McDouble and a McChicken yourself."
• Rory [30:18]: "It was like a shot of Everclear while I was smoking Reggie at the same time."
• Damaris [60:25]: "Shout out to Omar. One of my favorite actors for sure."
• Rory [71:20]: "That's when she got worried in the threesome of, like, yo, if you guys go off and do something else, that's up again."
• Damaris [72:10]: "She couldn't feel it. So literally, this is the first time we had hung out, hooked up that night."

Conclusion

Episode 370 of New Rory & MAL offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions on various topics ranging from personal health and aging to quirky secret menu items and aspirations in acting. Rory and Damaris engage deeply with their listeners through shared experiences and relatable stories, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining atmosphere. Whether reminiscing about past episodes, navigating complex relationships, or dissecting the intricacies of the music and beverage industries, the hosts provide a rich and engaging narrative that resonates with both long-time fans and new listeners alike.