Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL – Episode 386 | 5 Inches In

Release Date: July 4, 2025

Hosts: Rory & Mal Guest: Tech N9ne

1. Introduction to Current Events and Advertisements (00:00 – 04:49)

The episode opens with a series of brief advertisements promoting products like Degree’s Cool Rush deodorant, Lowe’s July 4th savings, Mint Mobile’s wireless plans, and upcoming events like the WNBA All-Star game. These segments set the stage before the hosts delve into their main discussions.

2. Deep Dive into Love Island and Health Concerns (04:08 – 15:30)

Mal initiates a conversation about the reality TV show Love Island, expressing surprise and concern over the health implications, particularly the prevalence of cold sores among participants.

Tech N9ne (05:31): "Each episode is like two hours. This isn't like a 30-minute show. I could not believe I only got through one episode in one day."

Rory and Mal discuss the show's format, emphasizing the intensity and rapid spread of HSV-1 (cold sores) among contestants. They critique the producers for not enforcing proper health measures, contrasting it with the stricter protocols observed in the sex work industry.

Mal (07:09): "They don't take a chance on any of that shit in that world. Why is the porn world taking care of people better than these people?"

The trio expresses frustration over the lack of responsibility by the show's producers, highlighting the potential health risks to participants and viewers alike.

3. Reflections on American Identity and Citizenship (15:30 – 26:45)

The conversation shifts to broader themes of American identity and the citizenship process. Tech N9ne shares his skepticism about the ease of obtaining U.S. citizenship, humorously suggesting candidates might consider cheating on the test.

Tech N9ne (18:50): "All right, so the first one up here is what ocean is on the east coast of the United States? Easy."

The hosts engage in a lighthearted mock citizenship test, illustrating their lack of preparedness and familiarity with U.S. civics.

Rory (25:42): "It's B for sure."

This segment underscores the complexities of citizenship and the sometimes overwhelming nature of governmental procedures.

4. Personal Stories and Parenting Dynamics (26:45 – 39:45)

Tech N9ne and the hosts delve into personal anecdotes about parenting roles and responsibilities. Mal recounts rumors about Nelly and Ashanti regarding diaper changing and financial disputes, questioning the authenticity of such claims.

Mal (28:15): "That's why one is already enough. We're putting that in the contract before he beats again."

The discussion highlights evolving gender roles in parenting, emphasizing the importance of shared responsibilities despite traditional expectations.

5. The Intersection of Music, Independence, and Legacy (39:45 – 55:25)

Transitioning into a more musical dialogue, Tech N9ne shares insights about his career, collaborations, and the challenges of maintaining independence in the music industry. The hosts celebrate his achievements and discuss the importance of longevity and adaptability in hip-hop.

Mal (52:04): "I owe, like Pooky to Jid."

They reflect on the evolution of hip-hop, the blending of genres, and the importance of authentic representation in music.

6. Upcoming Projects and Collaborations (55:25 – 85:54)

Tech N9ne discusses his upcoming album "5816," detailing its autobiographical nature and the stories behind each track. He emphasizes the album's focus on his early life, struggles, and personal growth.

Tech N9ne (97:16): "5816 is where my mom married Abul Hassan Rasool Khalifa. She my devout Christian mom married a Muslim when I was 12 years old."

The hosts and Tech N9ne reminisce about past tours, influential figures in their careers, and the significance of collaborative efforts in shaping their musical paths.

7. Closing Remarks and Final Advertisements (85:54 – End)

As the episode concludes, the hosts revisit earlier advertisements and promote upcoming tours and products. They express enthusiasm for future collaborations and maintain a lighthearted rapport with Tech N9ne.

Tech N9ne (124:57): "You owe My guy a feature. You can't be part of the Kansas City community and not give tech."

The episode wraps up with final promotional segments, reinforcing the initial advertisements and setting the stage for the next episode.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Tech N9ne (05:31): "Each episode is like two hours. This isn't like a 30-minute show. I could not believe I only got through one episode in one day."

• Mal (07:09): "They don't take a chance on any of that shit in that world. Why is the porn world taking care of people better than these people?"

• Tech N9ne (18:50): "All right, so the first one up here is what ocean is on the east coast of the United States? Easy."

• Mal (28:15): "That's why one is already enough. We're putting that in the contract before he beats again."

• Tech N9ne (97:16): "5816 is where my mom married Abul Hassan Rasool Khalifa. She my devout Christian mom married a Muslim when I was 12 years old."

• Tech N9ne (124:57): "You owe My guy a feature. You can't be part of the Kansas City community and not give tech."

Conclusion

Episode 386 of New Rory & MAL offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on pop culture, health, and the music industry. With Tech N9ne as a prominent guest, the episode delves deep into themes of independence, parenting, and the evolving landscape of hip-hop. Listeners can expect a mix of lighthearted banter and meaningful conversations that reflect the hosts' diverse interests and experiences.