Episode 389 | SeaWorld

Summary

Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL - Episode 389 | SeaWorld

Release Date: July 11, 2025
Hosts: Rory and Mall
Co-Host: Damaris
Produced By: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Duration: Approximately 95 minutes

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1. Opening Banter and Lighthearted Conversations (00:00 - 02:00)

The episode begins with playful exchanges between Rory, Mall, and Damaris. They joke about everyday topics like tying shoelaces and parenting mishaps, setting a relaxed and humorous tone for the episode.

Rory [00:25]: "You never know. You got to chase your child, so you got to have your laces tied."

2. Superheroes and Celebrity Favorites (02:00 - 06:00)

The hosts delve into their favorite superhero portrayals, specifically discussing the upcoming Superman movie. They express mixed feelings about the casting, highlighting Henry Cavill's previous performance.

Rory [02:06]: "Henry Cavill is absolutely absolute stud, though."

The conversation shifts to their favorite James Bond actors, with a nod to Sean Connery as the preferred Bond, overshadowing others like Daniel Craig.

Mall [04:10]: "Sean Connery's probably the best, but because of GoldenEye, I don't even know homie's name."

3. Batman Portrayals and Preferences (06:00 - 09:00)

Rory and Mall discuss their preferred actors to portray Batman, praising Christian Bale and Michael Keaton. They express appreciation for Bale's performance in "The Dark Knight" trilogy while acknowledging Ben Affleck's underrated portrayal.

Mall [05:00]: "Christian Bale is probably, I think, the Dark Knight. I don't think it gets better than that."

Damaris shares her admiration for Christian Bale's consistency, solidifying his place as her favorite Batman.

4. Dating Standards and Relationship Dynamics (09:00 - 12:00)

The conversation shifts to modern dating standards, particularly criticizing the idea of refusing to date women who have deceased ex-boyfriends. The hosts argue that such standards are unrealistic and overlook individual circumstances.

Damaris [07:12]: "Cause if you're Superman."

They debate the practicality and fairness of these dating restrictions, discussing the complexities of moving on from past relationships.

Mall [08:44]: "Cause, like, people don't really do that anymore."

5. Reality TV Shows: Love Island vs. Baddies (12:00 - 35:00)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing reality TV shows, specifically comparing "Love Island," "Baddies," and "Love on the Spectrum." Rory criticizes "Love Island" for its perceived lack of authenticity, while appreciating the genuine interactions in "Love on the Spectrum."

Rory [12:13]: "Love on the Spectrum more than I enjoyed comparable Love Island."

Mall and Damaris share their experiences and preferences, debating the production values and entertainment aspects of these shows. They also touch upon "Big Brother," likening its dynamics to those of "Love Island."

Mall [29:32]: "We were with the whites."

6. SeaWorld's Entertainment Choices and Ethical Concerns (35:00 - 40:00)

The hosts express strong opinions about SeaWorld's recent entertainment choices, criticizing the company's use of hip-hop culture to attract audiences while neglecting the welfare of captive animals like whales.

Rory [36:37]: "Because they're using us, using our culture, because we make everything cool."

They discuss the ethical implications of such strategies, highlighting the ongoing issues of animal captivity and the mental health of the animals.

Mall [37:46]: "But I mean, how do you do that?"

7. Movie Discussions and Cultural Representation (40:00 - 89:05)

Rory, Mall, and Damaris engage in an extensive discussion about movies, particularly focusing on what constitutes a "black movie." They debate the classification of films like "John Q," "Scarface," and "Goodfellas," exploring cultural representation and audience perception.

Rory [65:00]: "You a never even seen a lot of black movies."

Damaris shares her thoughts on films that are heralded as classics within the black community but may not receive the same recognition elsewhere. They also critique Hollywood's portrayal of black stories and the recognition such films receive.

Damaris [66:11]: "When movies don't get their just due."

The conversation extends to discussing modern portrayals in films like "Django" and the impact of iconic lines and scenes on hip-hop culture.

8. Personal Stories: Partying, Spending, and Relationship Dynamics (89:06 - 93:00)

The hosts share personal anecdotes about partying, financial spending, and the dynamics of bachelor and bachelorette parties. They discuss the consequences of excessive spending on entertainment and the importance of having the right partners and friends to ensure enjoyable experiences.

Rory [54:34]: "Maybe we will stay in the club. Cause you pay for the section is crazy."

They debate the practicality of high-budget partying, reflecting on past experiences and the lessons learned from such escapades.

Mall [56:01]: "Like, two grand is the most you spent."

9. Music Releases, Shout-Outs, and Closing Remarks (93:00 - 95:05)

In the final segment, Rory and Mall discuss upcoming music releases, including albums from artists like Kid Cudi, Travis Scott, and Giveon. They also share shout-outs and promote their own content, encouraging listeners to engage with new music and the podcast's merchandise.

Mall [32:19]: "Looks like Kid Cudi's putting out a record today."

The episode concludes with plans to attend listening parties and celebrate new music releases, wrapping up with humorous banter and final thoughts.

Rory [94:49]: "Hallelujah. That thigh, that, that, that, that underneath, right, right there."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Rory [02:06]: "Henry Cavill is absolutely absolute stud, though."
• Mall [04:10]: "Sean Connery's probably the best, but because of GoldenEye, I don't even know homie's name."
• Mall [05:00]: "Christian Bale is probably, I think, the Dark Knight. I don't think it gets better than that."
• Rory [07:15]: "Those are the ones you have to date."
• Rory [36:37]: "Because they're using us, using our culture, because we make everything cool."

Conclusion

Episode 389 of "New Rory & MAL" offers a blend of humorous banter, in-depth discussions on pop culture and ethical issues, personal anecdotes, and engagement with current entertainment trends. The hosts provide insightful commentary on reality TV, superhero franchises, and the complexities of modern relationships, all while maintaining an entertaining and relatable dialogue.

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Transcript

[Damaris]

This is an I heart podcast.

[Rory]

The volume, no worry. You dangle your laces, too.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Oh, you time.

[Damaris]

Rory shits be choked.

[Rory]

You tight. No, you don't. Rory ties. But that's the dad. Like, when you're a dad, you have to tie.

[Damaris]

He's been doing that since then.

[Rory]

You never know. You got to chase your child, so you got to have your laces tied.

[Mall]

Especially when your child has her Crocs in sports mode. Yeah, she going nuts. But I can't believe you guys think that I've used the. I have talk.

[Rory]

Turning up another notch. We're in Inglewood. Turning up another notch.

[Mall]

But what's the notch?

[Rory]

It's just another notch.

[Mall]

Like, what. What is Montauk usually at? Is it added 8 and then they came.

[Rory]

Montauk could be at an 8.

[Mall]

Turn it up with DB yeah.

[Rory]

If you go to a 10, the cops are coming. Yeah. Police has been called. If you and Montauk partying. And it goes to a 10, police are pulling up outside for sure.

[Mall]

Have you been out to the Hamptons yet?

[Rory]

This. This summer? Yeah. No, no, not yet. Not yet.

[Mall]

Not yet. Of course not yet. Yet is the key.

[Rory]

No. It's funny. Cause one of my boys, he usually goes out shout out to International Fur. He goes. He spent a lot of time in the Hamptons and last summer, we were talking about, like, trying to go out there more often and stuff. Cause it's just a lot to do. And it's not like Fourth of July. Like, it's calm and just chill like the Hamptons is. I'm gonna try to get out there for the summer. Summer's. I don't know if y' all looking at summer is fucking summer. Got somewhere to be, like, for sure.

[Mall]

Oh, like, I'm looking forward to Christmas at this point.

[Rory]

Like, Mariah Carey is due to come out anytime now. We're going to get us a Mariah Carey sighting.

[Mall]

Cause usually by like, mid July, you're like, damn, Summer's pretty much over. This year's about to fly by. I know it's going really slow and it's really hot, and I wish it would hurry the fuck up.

[Rory]

Yeah. But I'm looking forward. Superman comes out tonight, if you're listening.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Rory]

I don't know how I feel about. The trailer was cool.

[Mall]

Who's playing Superman?

[Rory]

I forgot the guy. He played Superman before, I think Toby Maguire.

[Mall]

Toby Keith. Toby George. What's the Toby that played Spider Man?

[Rory]

David Corenswet. Corn Sweat. Oh, he had helped in school. Last name Corenswet. Oh, yeah. They killed you in school.

[Mall]

I'm sure they were very kind to him.

[Rory]

Yeah, they killed him in school for sure.

[Mall]

Is this guy like a. A lister?

[Rory]

I mean, after you get a Superman movie, I think you. You kind of get thrown into that a list. You get a lot of. A lot of women start to throw themselves at you in Hollywood.

[Mall]

Listen, you could be an extra and women will throw themselves at you. No, no, let's not act like you have to be that.

[Rory]

But if you're Superman.

[Mall]

Oh, come on.

[Rory]

Are you kidding me?

[Mall]

Yeah, yeah, but I feel like. Because I don't pay attention to a lot of, like, this action hero dc, but I know every single, like, actor. I've never seen that fucking guy.

[Rory]

He did. I think he played a Superman before this one, though, if I'm not mistaken. Henry Cavill is absolutely absolute stud, though.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Rory]

Probably was the best.

[Damaris]

You said he was a. He's absolute what?

[Rory]

He's a stud. He's a stud. He's a handsome guy. He's, you know, in shape.

[Mall]

Oh, I thought you meant like a large lesbian.

[Damaris]

No, I didn't mean. I knew what he meant. An absolute stud is crazy as.

[Mall]

Is that worse than me calling Tom Brady a unit?

[Rory]

No, that's the worst in the world. Calling a man a unit is crazy.

[Damaris]

I've never even heard that before. What does that even mean?

[Mall]

Look at Tom Brady. That's what it means.

[Rory]

Yeah, look at Tom. You never seen Tom Walker?

[Mall]

You know what six rings looks like? That's a unit.

[Rory]

He has a unit of rings. You never. His. His trophy case is filled with units. That's what Tom.

[Damaris]

That was some wild. I don't know.

[Rory]

No, but stud is like, you know.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Handsome guy in shape, like he probably was. Henry Cavill probably was the closest to Christopher Reeves. Like, you know, Christopher Reeves, first place, Superman. He made Superman like, you know, then. Then contradicted 70s, 80s, and then. Yeah.

[Mall]

Who's your favorite James Bond. This is like where the age gaps come in.

[Rory]

Oh, gotta be my guy. That. That just passed a few years ago.

[Mall]

Sean Connery.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Yeah. Sean Connery's probably the best, but because of GoldenEye, I don't even know homie's name. That's just James Bond to me.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

I think his government name.

[Damaris]

Pierce Bronson.

[Rory]

Like Sean Connery.

[Mall]

Sean Connery. Like, my dad showed me all the old James Bond shits.

[Rory]

That.

[Mall]

That was his favorite one. He kind of looked like him.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

But once that GoldenEye hit N64 dog, like, nah, that's. That's my guy right there.

[Rory]

Yeah. Nah. Sean Connery, to me, probably is the. Is the best Bond.

[Mall]

Who's your favorite Batman?

[Damaris]

Oh, it's only one answer. Come on, now.

[Rory]

Favorite Batman. Y' all don't give Michael Keaton enough credit as Batman.

[Mall]

He, at one point was, I feel like, across the board until, yeah, your man showed up.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't give Michael Keaton enough credit, but maybe it's my age.

[Damaris]

Christian Bale will always be the.

[Mall]

Christian Bale is my favorite as well. Christian Bale is probably, I think, the Dark Knight. I don't think it gets better than that.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Different budgets, different time. But, I mean, what's kind of crazy is that Ben came after, and I think Ben Affleck's, like, one of the best actors of our generation. I'm kind of cool on his Batman.

[Rory]

He's an underrated Batman. I like him as Batman.

[Mall]

He's underrated when you're following what I.

[Rory]

Think Captain Bale is just like, you know.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

What he did. It's the Dark Knight. And the other one that Christian Bale, how many did he do? Three.

[Damaris]

Two.

[Rory]

Two.

[Damaris]

Two.

[Rory]

I think I did three. I think Christian Bale did three Batmans. But the Dark Knight is probably. Is probably the one that, you know, everybody. Most people love.

[Damaris]

One of my favorite tweets in the world is that Maggie Gyllenhaal tweet when they said the Joker and the Dark Knight would have had no leverage on me. Talking about some Maggie Gyllenhaal boy set the block on fire. I don't care.

[Mall]

I would have chose Harvey, too.

[Damaris]

Yo, that was one of the funniest tweets when I read that shit. Because every time I would watch that movie, and no disrespect to Maggie, I'm.

[Mall]

Just like, she's pretty. But this is.

[Damaris]

This is such a big production. It's like, this is the Queen. Yeah.

[Mall]

It's objectifier. But she was also, like, she had, like, a job. Like, she was a whole package. She was a girl you settled down with.

[Rory]

Like, you're supposed to be like the. You know, you ran through all the.

[Mall]

Horrors without a job. And, like, she's like, mom pretty and has a gig, and she was the only one that knew who Batman was. Like, she proved her worth. She held it down.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Even when she got with her, like, soulmate, she was still holding it down for her ex. Like, that's. That's a good chick.

[Damaris]

Ma, I have a question.

[Rory]

Oh. Whenever a black woman tells me they got a question, I Just.

[Mall]

They already went through your phone.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's like. All right, very true.

[Damaris]

Yes, I. Somebody. I was having a conversation with a man and he was just like, yo. Like, he said he absolutely refuses to date women. And I think we've kind of spoken about this before. No, sorry, he's Actually, you gotta finish that.

[Rory]

You can't leave that.

[Mall]

We solved it. We solved this. Voicemail.

[Rory]

Absolutely.

[Mall]

You are attracted.

[Rory]

And I'm like, okay, like, we think we got this one.

[Damaris]

He said he's absolutely. He absolutely refuses to date women who have a dead ex boyfriend.

[Rory]

That's. Those are the ones you have to. You should date.

[Damaris]

No, because he like. Like, he said so. Every year on this nigga birthday, you sad and I can't get no pussy because you sad on this nigga birthday.

[Mall]

Like, all right, I have some sick questions.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mall]

Did he pass away when they were together?

[Damaris]

Nah, he been dead. He was dead already.

[Mall]

No, no, no, I'm saying, what. When the boyfriend died, was. Were they together? The dead boyfriend and the.

[Damaris]

No, he was dead already. And then they met and she was like, you know.

[Mall]

Yeah, no, no, you're missing my point.

[Rory]

Was he. Was she in a relationship with him when he passed away? Like, when.

[Damaris]

No, that's what I'm telling you. When her and the new nigga met.

[Rory]

No, no, no.

[Mall]

You keep missing the guy that passed away.

[Rory]

When he passed away, was she in a relationship?

[Damaris]

Oh, no.

[Rory]

Oh, no. Hell nah. You can't be. Now, if you all were together and your boyfriend died, then that. That's like traumatized. And they're like, damn. Like, you was with him and he died. You had to go to the funeral. Like, you were like, quote unquote, you know, the girlfriend of the deceased. Like, that's heavy. But if, like, y' all was broken up and this was in the streets wilding one summer and somebody knocked his head off.

[Mall]

Like, I can date.

[Rory]

And then seven years after he died, I meet you and you still sat on his cut. The man cut it. You wasn't even with that nigga when he died. Like, cut this shit.

[Damaris]

Well, even if she was with him, his thing was even. No matter the circumstances, if your ex is dead, I'm not dating you because I'm not dealing with you being sad. Do you think that that's crazy? I personally think that that's a little bit too.

[Mall]

It's insane. But let's live in this world. If they were together when he passed, that's traumatized.

[Rory]

You could understand.

[Mall]

Yes, but then I would see. My ego would come Back in. Now it's like he's going to be, like, immortalized to this amazing person of, like, what it could have been. The only reason that they broke up is because he died.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Like, that she would start thinking that was the one for her. And then I can't say shit because he's. He's dead. So I gotta sit there, like, at the grave. That, to me, is worse than if he just got his head blown off. They weren't even together. Like, get over that shit. But damn, I gotta deal with the. The guy that was supposed to be the husband. Family's talking about how amazing he was and shit. Cause, you know, when somebody die, they could have been the biggest piece of shit. They become the greatest ever.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Mall]

Yeah. Then you just, like, now you're just some dude.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I'm with you, though, so, like, why you worried if he dead? Like, I'm with you. Like, you haven't got no competition.

[Rory]

Yeah. Nah. Those are the ones you should absolutely go after. I got it. I don't. I. I would hate.

[Mall]

Like, where do you find those? Are they, like, in an app? Like a widow app?

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, it's called Sleeping Widow. You never been on that app.

[Mall]

Yo, if that doesn't exist. Copyrighted now, this is proof that that IP belongs.

[Rory]

Yeah, but no, those are the ones you should go after, though. Like, you should date women that. You know. Like, if you find a girl and she has. She's like, say she has a baby father. I always say that. I'm like, it's always tough when, you know, you're dating a woman that has a baby father that's, you know, still active or still alive, because no matter what you don't want to. You always are gonna fall in the pecking order when it comes to that. It's always gonna be her child, then the baby father, and then you. Because if the baby father calls and he has the child for the weekend, y' all on vacation, you and your girl, and something happens. He call, and it's like an emergency vacation over. You gotta get back to the airport, pack shit up.

[Mall]

Like, okay.

[Rory]

But, like, she has to move. If it's something about the child. Like, if the baby father calls, like, yo, he's not feeling good, like, I gotta take him to the er, whatever, or, you know, he just got kicked. You know, they just suspended him from school at work. You gonna have to go pick him up.

[Damaris]

If I'm on vacation, have your mama do it.

[Rory]

Have your.

[Mall]

If it's an emergency, like an Emergency. Emergency.

[Damaris]

No, an emergency. Now. He got kicked out. He got kicked out.

[Rory]

Not even. Not even on vacation. If we just in Manhattan getting some lunch. Yeah, and he got expelled. He got suspended from school.

[Mall]

But that comes with dating somebody with kids.

[Rory]

That's what I'm saying. That's why you got to kind of like.

[Mall]

You know what would be worse? If you're on vacation and you guys run into a medium, and then the dead boyfriend calls y' all that night. No, she's gonna be in her head for the rest of the vacation.

[Rory]

Yeah, but where you finding the medium on.

[Mall]

See, that's how. But you never know. That's how it works.

[Rory]

You would find a medium over here.

[Damaris]

He would seek him.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, who does that?

[Mall]

I told you guys went to a psychic.

[Rory]

Yeah, on vacation.

[Mall]

No.

[Rory]

No. All right, so that changes the city. Oh, if you're just in the city walking out, just like, on the day, like, yo, let's go.

[Mall]

What if you're on vacation in New Orleans? That's a thing. Every block is a medium and psychic. That's like, kind of the tourist experience of the French Quarter.

[Rory]

I'm mad at y', all, man. Oh, I'm mad at y'. All. Mad at y'. All. I'm mad at the universe. Okay, y' all got me to watch this Love island thing. I started it. Hit my guy Peach for his peacock password. Pause. That is not good, bro.

[Mall]

Did you develop a bump on your lip while watching?

[Rory]

No, thank. Thankfully I didn't, Rory.

[Damaris]

But you didn't like it.

[Rory]

It's not. It's. It just feels too much like a show. It feels too much like a performance. It feels too staged. It feels too like, you know, it's like they're trying to jump on that wave of shows that are just like. And I mean, it's. They did a great job. Everybody's obviously watching it, except for me. I feel like I'm the last person to start it. But I enjoyed Love on the Spectrum more than I enjoyed comparable Love Island.

[Damaris]

Yeah, comparable is funny.

[Rory]

As I'm saying, it's not a joke. I enjoyed that more. To me, that was a better watch. It was, you know, more entertaining. It was. I got into it more like this. Love.

[Mall]

No, Love on the Spectrum actually holds to the title of love.

[Rory]

Right. Exactly.

[Mall]

There's actually a real love on that show.

[Rory]

Yeah. This show, Love island, is just. I mean, I get it. I guess it's another social experiment and, you know, try to see if, you know, people can fall in love at first sight and you know, or you see somebody else who's just attracted to the physical. They're hotter than the girl that you develop some chemistry with for the last three days.

[Mall]

There's a social experiment already. It's called a freshman dorm.

[Rory]

Well, yeah, that's. That's probably the greatest social experiment that was ever created, Rory. It's.

[Mall]

It's Love island. Just not on island.

[Rory]

Yeah, I just. I can't. I can't really get into it. I don't think I'll go back to it.

[Mall]

I mean, what episode are you on?

[Rory]

I think, like, six.

[Mall]

Oh, you went further than me? I got halfway through the second one after I told you guys. I veered off. I may go back, but either way, if you go through the Nick Lachey shit, like, what else was left?

[Rory]

This is Nick Lachey show.

[Mall]

No, it's not. But, like, he. Him and his wife changed. Like, they put a new peg in the reality TV lineage. Like, where do you go after that? Like, you have to go to this. Like, just. All right, episode one. Everyone make out with each other blindfolded. See who likes each other. People get engaged after one day. Like, this is the only route you can go. Unless after this, it's like, all right, blindfold. Just the tip. Then we can pick. That's. I think the only thing that's left.

[Rory]

After this is Flavorful Flavors from all of these shows.

[Mall]

He should.

[Rory]

Flavor Flavors should definitely get royalties from all of these love shows and reality series. Like, Flavor Flav is the. He's the king of all of this. He started this whole. This whole wave.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I feel like, see, Love island gives me more. From what I've seen, it gives me more Big Brother than.

[Rory]

Okay, got that vibe to it.

[Damaris]

You know what I'm saying?

[Rory]

Like, same cameras, same angles, same jump cuts.

[Mall]

Which one was Big Brother?

[Damaris]

Big Brother is like, when you're in.

[Rory]

The house, like, they're in a whole house together. There's cameras everywhere, every room. It's just like. You're just. I don't know. I don't even know how to explain it, but it felt that. That's spot on. It feels like, like, okay, the same show. Like, even watching it, I'm like. I feel like I've seen this before. See, Like, Love is blind. We've never seen something like that.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't remember where. You're, like, in a pod together, and you don't know who you're talking to, and everybody can talk to the same person. You don't know what they look like. Then you have to propose before you meet. Like, I don't think we've ever seen a show like that. That was genius.

[Damaris]

That shit was insane.

[Rory]

Like, it forces you to really get to know somebody's personality until you feel like, no, I want to be with this person.

[Mall]

Which, I mean, is a great concept, but they only give you a week, even though it's two days. And the only way to get out of that pot is to get eng.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

So are we really getting to know somebody?

[Rory]

No. I mean, I think Nick Lachey was great for that. He's getting rid of the idea that marriage is, you know, necessary.

[Mall]

I mean, he put his on a reality show that was legendary.

[Rory]

Absolutely.

[Mall]

And they got to know each other, and then he got to know her on that show, and then she. She thought that was a tuna was chicken, and he was like, I'm done with this bitch.

[Rory]

Well, to be fair, said chicken of the sea. I'm just saying, to be fair, we have to be fair. The can says chicken of the sea.

[Mall]

I think she had great songs too.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

It was a good catalog. What can I say?

[Rory]

Oh, man. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm not going back to love.

[Mall]

I mean, does this era of reality TV make, like, Snooki look kind of like a sound individual?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mall]

Like, kind of a calm. Like, Snooki had a good head on her shoulders. Like, maybe we gave her a lot of. A lot of where we shouldn't have.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mall]

All she did was get thrown off the beach for, like, being drunk.

[Rory]

Yeah. Who hasn't gotten kicked out of a.

[Mall]

Beach at Seaside Heights? I feel like that's.

[Rory]

That's the norm. That's why they're.

[Mall]

You weird if you're sober.

[Rory]

Yeah. You have to be drunk on the. On the boardwalk in. In Jersey. Absolutely.

[Damaris]

I've never been. I want to do it so bad.

[Rory]

You never been to the.

[Damaris]

Never been to Jersey Shore?

[Mall]

I feel like you kind of.

[Rory]

I mean, check it out. It's cool.

[Mall]

Yeah. My godfather's house down there. We could. We could go anytime. But I feel like that era. That era is kind of gone because the boardwalk burnt down twice since that whole thing. I don't know. It's a different vibe now.

[Damaris]

How did it burn down?

[Rory]

Insurance.

[Mall]

Oh, yeah. None of the owners were Italian of the entire thing. Lorenzo's Pizza is where the firefighters, when they did their investigation, it started at.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

But not one. There was. Sandy fucked up a lot of shit. Like, it ruined one part. And then there was. I think it was like another hurricane or something that the whole went up in flames. I don't know, but it's sort of there. It's fun, though. It's an experience.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's a cool day.

[Damaris]

I want to go down there and, like, you don't, like, act like Snooki and J. Wow. And all of those.

[Rory]

Like, why would you want to act like Snooki?

[Damaris]

Like, I really want to get, like, just, like, wasted and, like, you don't.

[Rory]

You shouldn't do that to Maris just one time.

[Damaris]

I'm supposed to experience it sober.

[Rory]

Well, not. You can have a drink or two, but waste it. Like, you want to be getting, like, carried off the boardwalk.

[Damaris]

Yeah, the same thing. Like, when I wanted to go to Vegas, like, I went with Rory, so I gotta go back. But, like, I always want to have, like, a hangover experience.

[Rory]

You had a hangover? We saw videos of you sleeping at a pool party in Vegas.

[Damaris]

But see, that's not a. That's just me being tired. That's me regular.

[Mall]

My God, brother. That's. It's his father's house, and we were with. In Vegas.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he was cool.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's my guy. You couldn't even handle half a day with him.

[Damaris]

Any man.

[Mall]

He's sober now.

[Damaris]

Any man that looks at me and is like, get whatever you want. My kind of guy.

[Mall]

No, that's because he had put down for a hotel in Vegas. I guess for the, like, those sections, you have to put down the full amount. And, like, nobody was ordering, so he's like, all right, so I'm just paying for some seats.

[Rory]

Exactly.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mall]

This is free. Can you guys order more chicken wings? I was like, dog, it's 110. I don't want to eat. It's only hot food. Like, I'm cool.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah, they put minimum bar tab. Yeah, you do, like, a minimum spin.

[Mall]

Like, you got to spend it anyway. So please, like, get mozzarella sticks in this heat.

[Rory]

I hate Vegas.

[Damaris]

I know, Mom.

[Rory]

I. I just. Vegas is the worst city in the world, bro. I don't care. What? Nobody says that. That city was designed to kill you. Yeah, and just drain you, chew you up, spit you out. Yeah, but it's not. Figure it out. Yeah. Nah, Vegas is terrible. I hate Vegas.

[Mall]

I mean, it's an experience.

[Rory]

No. Oh, it's definitely an experience.

[Mall]

I. That was only my second time in Vegas, and I spent no money.

[Rory]

Really? How did you do that?

[Mall]

I. First, I'm not, like, a big gambler.

[Rory]

You didn't see somebody. They didn't follow you to the airport. It's like, wait a minute, he didn't spend anything here.

[Mall]

I lost, like, a couple hundred bucks and then made it back right before we left. But, like, I don't gamble like that. Everywhere we went, for the most part, like, drinks were comped. I spent money on food. But, like, yeah, that. That I would spend that type of money in LA going out to eat. So I don't know.

[Damaris]

I'm just.

[Mall]

I can see through Vegas.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

I can see through the allure of.

[Rory]

Like, get old enough. Yeah. You like? I'm cool.

[Mall]

Yeah. Once. Once they took my cob brother's heart medication because, you know, like, when you go into, like, one of those pool parties, they thoroughly search you. Like, they're not playing in Vegas. They took his heart medication.

[Rory]

They thought it was, like, drugs.

[Mall]

He proved what it was. Had the whole doctor's thing. Like, we googled it. They're like, nah, no pills.

[Rory]

Yeah, like that.

[Mall]

People put other drugs in those capsules. I was like, if you need that small bump of coke that bad.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Like, stay in your house.

[Rory]

It's real, though. It's a real thing in Vegas. People are crazy, man.

[Mall]

Yeah, but I mean, Damaris, which. Which friend would you go with to have that hangover experience?

[Damaris]

Not you, obviously. I really don't. I don't have no wild. Real, like, wild friends.

[Rory]

You got some wild friends. Cut it out.

[Damaris]

Not. Not.

[Rory]

I mean, your close friends.

[Damaris]

Now, stop. First of all.

[Rory]

I mean, your close friends is all I'm saying. I didn't say anything.

[Damaris]

I don't have any, like, super wild friends like that. I feel like you gotta be with, like, white people to accomplish those things.

[Mall]

We were with the whites.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I only saw you trying.

[Rory]

To get close to death in Vegas.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like, I wanna. I wanna lose a tooth and, like, meet a tiger. Like, I was on that type of time. Like, that's what I wanted. But Rory want to sip wine, smoke hookah and argue?

[Mall]

Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

[Damaris]

Dog versus the game. With reason.

[Mall]

Like, wait, wait, I don't like the way. I don't like the way I'm being represented.

[Rory]

Right. That is a Rory argument at a day party event.

[Mall]

First of all, that did.

[Rory]

You didn't understand Snoop lying.

[Mall]

It was ahead of its time. You got the Next Generation will get it. It's like a Bob Dylan type of album, but, you know, it'll get his flowers later.

[Rory]

Oh, man.

[Mall]

And you didn't see the dumb line time he was lying about being a reggae artist.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah. It just went over our head.

[Mall]

Yeah, but I feel misrepresented because took Damaris to what's. What's the one pool party that they, like, allow black people in Vegas? Dre. Dre's.

[Damaris]

Dre's? Yeah.

[Mall]

When on the day that they do the. Like that party. That day party Wale was performing. We had the whole upper deck. Mad food, drinks. You could even go into an air conditioned little pod area. We were going crazy. She took about seven hours to get ready to go to a pool party. It was 115 degrees. Like, you can't be putting on makeup. What are you doing right now?

[Rory]

Right?

[Damaris]

And then we were going nuts, looking like a star.

[Rory]

We star.

[Mall]

Period. We were going for five, six hours going nuts at that dirty ass pool party. By dirty, I mean it in the best way. Yeah, we was cooked by that point. She's sober. Walking in at 7pm like, we've been.

[Damaris]

Here since 7am oh, one day we gonna talk about.

[Mall]

You know what?

[Damaris]

I ain't even talk about it.

[Rory]

No, talk about it. Talk about it.

[Damaris]

I ain't gonna do it. How we were supposed to go after we went to dinner, how we were all supposed to go gamble and you disappeared.

[Mall]

I went to sleep, and that's a fact.

[Rory]

I know that's when you know it's not a fact. Whenever they rush to get to. And that's a fact.

[Damaris]

And that's a fact.

[Rory]

I went to sleep and that's a fact. No, it's not.

[Mall]

No, that actually is a fact. And matter of fact, Demerit judged me the next morning for just going to sleep when I could have done something else. I really just went to sleep. I'd been drinking all day.

[Damaris]

You could have done something else.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So if you wasn't gonna. Why you ain't pat. Whatever.

[Mall]

I ain't know if you got it like that.

[Damaris]

No, I got it like that. Don't do that.

[Rory]

Don't do that. He's saying he don't know, Baby D. He just don't know is what he's saying.

[Mall]

And I didn't get that far in the conversation with that young lady. If, like, she's into women. I don't know.

[Rory]

She's in Vegas.

[Mall]

Allegedly.

[Rory]

She's working. Of course she's in the women.

[Mall]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She has, like, a real job.

[Rory]

I'm sorry.

[Mall]

Like, I know her for real.

[Rory]

Oh, my bad, Mom. Are you cool?

[Mall]

No, no, I'm just saying, she.

[Rory]

I thought y' all met a girl in Vegas. Like, she's probably working. My bad.

[Mall]

No, now I think about it, we didn't meet, like, any chicks.

[Damaris]

No, we didn't. We didn't.

[Rory]

Oh, y' all had the worst Vegas trip ever.

[Damaris]

Yeah, we ain't.

[Rory]

We ain't no women. Y' all ain't getting no ass. You ain't. What. Why did y' all go? What the was the point of going to Vegas?

[Mall]

We were paid.

[Rory]

Oh. Oh, yeah. There you go. Go get your bag. Go get your bag. Go get your bag.

[Mall]

Yeah. No, I went to, like, put on a seminar.

[Rory]

Get your bag, dog. Get your.

[Mall]

That's how whack it was. I had, you know, I had a little knot in my pocket that I could have spent. I was like, nah, staying right here.

[Rory]

I try to trick you. They don't tell you that the promoters in the. The casino, they work together. Isn't cahoots, man. Yeah, we gonna book them to come out here, pay him, and then we gonna walk them to the blackjack table and get all that.

[Damaris]

We'll walk them to the blackjack table or something.

[Rory]

We're gonna get all that back.

[Damaris]

I do want to go. Janet is on doing a residency.

[Rory]

Demita Jo.

[Damaris]

Yes. Is doing a residency. So I'm trying to get a connect because I want to. I want to go to there.

[Rory]

She had a residency in Vegas.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Now, I would go for that.

[Mall]

That'd be worth it.

[Rory]

I would go for that. Her and Usher, I would go for to see.

[Mall]

Are you going to come to New Jersey barbecue with me this. This weekend?

[Damaris]

No, Allison's coming into town. We're going to go see Keisha Cole.

[Mall]

Oh, so you ended up getting a plug for that?

[Damaris]

No, I ended up buying a ticket.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

You know, I got an attitude.

[Rory]

Who's Keisha Cole on tour with?

[Damaris]

Well, Lil Kim and Jadakiss are gonna be there.

[Rory]

Oh, that's worth it, Tink. So that's worth it.

[Mall]

Wait, you didn't mention Jadakiss. You could hit the volume. That's our label name. And you didn't, like, mention Jadakiss because we were going through the list of people that we had connection to, and then you said Wale wasn't there, so I was like.

[Damaris]

She added. She added Jacobus. Like, he's, like, a special guest. I damn sure could have went through the volume.

[Mall]

Sell your tickets on StubHub and hit the volume. Put some pressure now that it's out here. Now, like, your tickets are sponsored by Boost Mobile. If the volume does not get you backstage passes and a meet and greet with Keyshia Cole, then the volume has failed.

[Damaris]

Right now, email them right now. Tell them I need two. Two tickets. See what they say.

[Rory]

FaceTime. Colin, when you get to the gate, they know. They know him. He's good.

[Damaris]

They know him, he's good.

[Rory]

His face card is good over there. Colin's face card is good over there.

[Mall]

Met gate three. Colin, like, should I be at gate four? Where you at? And if Colin's not supporting, kiss FaceTime.

[Rory]

And Colin, Kyle would have to get to a Jadakiss. Show was crazy. Where are you in life when that's who you have to call to get into a Jadakissa? Yeah. Call Colin. All right, Cool.

[Mall]

Truth is, I don't even know.

[Rory]

All right. Yeah.

[Damaris]

But I'm going to see Keisha Cole. We're gonna get. We're gonna go out.

[Rory]

Fly come from. We got flies in here who left a window open.

[Mall]

You're the smoker.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

And those plants stop producing all those fruit flies.

[Rory]

So I think that window over there is open, but it's okay.

[Mall]

All right, well, either way, New Jersey barbecue. I think I'm going to bring Amara down there. But there's been, like, one thing Rory.

[Rory]

Will do is try to bring his daughter to the most non daughter places in the world.

[Mall]

She went to the last one.

[Damaris]

Then you.

[Mall]

If you go. If you go early, it's cool. That's like, when the older people are there. And there's also, like, certain tents and plots that, like, away from the madness. But now she can run, so there's a big difference. But.

[Rory]

Mm.

[Mall]

I don't know. I think it could be kind of fun. And I've been treating Damaris the way she treats me all week, so that's why I, like, invite her to come with me to this barbecue. She's been texting me. I had a long week coming from LA to recording every day. I've just, you know.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Some text messages aren't going to get applied to. Then I felt bad. She's, like, sending me jokes and I'm just like, I don't have the energy. I have a kid on top of my face.

[Damaris]

Yeah. He been ignoring me now, mind you, what I was texting him about was, like, serious shit. And he just.

[Rory]

And still letting your float?

[Mall]

Yeah, it was a lot of reading material. And I did get through the first few chapters and replied. Then she sent more and I did read it. I just didn't reply. And this wasn't like a spiteful thing. It's just funny how it worked.

[Damaris]

I was sending screenshots.

[Mall]

Screenshots of stuff.

[Rory]

Of a conversation.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

So it wasn't serious, like you trying to get to the.

[Mall]

It wasn't designed this way. Then I felt even worse because I think it was Monday or Tuesday. Yeah, Monday, as I'm leaving to actually go pick up Amara, she's like, rory, can I buy you a drink? I was like, I have to go. So then I knew it was super serious.

[Rory]

I heard that. I heard that. I caught that last. Yeah, I caught that.

[Mall]

That's why I figured we could have a long car ride to the New Jersey barbecue and just talk about everything.

[Damaris]

No, it's fine. I fixed it on my own.

[Rory]

You fixed it?

[Damaris]

I fixed it.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mall]

But this is how it felt. Like when you send an album and nobody listens to it.

[Rory]

Oh, he been waiting to get back.

[Mall]

See, it wasn't. That was no purpose. It was designed that way.

[Rory]

They be holding that grudge. How long you.

[Damaris]

No, you didn't listen to the first album.

[Rory]

I did listen.

[Mall]

Still still hasn't listened to it.

[Damaris]

You treat him like chance.

[Rory]

Don't pay me as that guy. But, you know, I listen to the album. Don't do that.

[Mall]

The only reason he heard the Vince song is cuz he was in the studio.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's not true, man. That's not true. I listen to everything you said.

[Damaris]

Oh, you went to the studio with him?

[Rory]

Yeah, that was the day after we did the bet. What's mar.

[Damaris]

Studio swag.

[Mall]

Like, that's funny. We just had that combo with somebody.

[Rory]

This is the same person. I'd be chilling, man. I'm in the. Give me the corner of the couch. Can I smoke here? Great. That's the last words. Like, we can smoke.

[Damaris]

You ain't tell them to like Turner.

[Rory]

Never. All right, I stay out of. I stay out of rapper's business, man.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mall]

I mean, it was pretty much just a podcast that wasn't recorded. We talked the entire time. Vince knocked that out in, like, one take. And then I sat with the engineer to clean up and everyone was just talking.

[Rory]

As much as I already, like, support Vince and think Vince is incredible, like, actually being in the studio and getting to see him, like, work and like, how he records. Like Vince Staples is. He's an incredible artist. Like, incredible. Like, I have a different level, like, watching his. The way he records. Like, he went in there and literally did that verse one take. Yeah. Like, I was just like, oh, okay, my bad, Vince. I didn't know. I knew great albums, but I never saw events record. And seeing. Seeing his recording session, it was like, okay, now Vince's Vince State was A serious.

[Mall]

Remember that clip when Mac Miller was like, yo, Vince doesn't breathe. And then Earl Sweatshirt said, it's like he has gills.

[Rory]

Exactly.

[Mall]

That's what that should look like.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

But anyways, we went on a whole 30 minute tangent of I don't even.

[Rory]

I'm kill this fly.

[Mall]

Yeah, no, it's bothering me as well. I think you got it.

[Rory]

No, I missed them.

[Mall]

Where are we at with even. What we're supposed to be talking about today? None of that was playing at all. Love Island. You watched. I mean verse baddies.

[Rory]

I know you're gonna pick baddies over Love Island. Are y' all watching bad? Y' all still not watching baddies?

[Mall]

Yeah, no, I like, Big Lex is kicking ass.

[Damaris]

Oh, my Lord.

[Rory]

Big Lex on there them up.

[Damaris]

How you mad? And saying that Love island doesn't have a plot, but baddies don't have a plot either.

[Rory]

Baddies do have a plot.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You gotta fight for your chain and your bed.

[Mall]

It's a prison plot.

[Rory]

Here you go. You want your chain? Come get it in. Bl. They snatching chains off. You want to come get it back. Yo, Big Lex, baby, I ain't gonna lie. She on there whooping ass this season. She. She. She whooping ass. Shout out to Diamond. Diamond caught her. She caught a phase. She put some work into. Yeah, but Big Lex. Big Lex is. That's Big Lex, Roy. You don't know. You're not familiar. You don't know Big Lex. Big Lex kicking ass.

[Mall]

She knowing all that. This.

[Rory]

No, no, no, I'm not. I ain't gonna lie. The way Shorty throwing her hands, I'm like, yo, I need to know more about where she think she could be. Come on, baby, stop. I'm just saying, like, she on there. You could tell when, like, other girls respect the girl hands because they start talking different. Like, Big Lex. You say now that. No, nobody respond. It's like, yeah, y' all know. Y' all don't want the she on there them up this season. Shout out to the baddies, though. Y' all gotta watch baddies, man.

[Mall]

No, I. I'm not all the way caught up with baddies Africa. But I'm. I'm like at episode four, which. Three was when they were really fighting for their best.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Oh, so am I five.

[Rory]

So you bought two. You bought like, maybe two episodes? Yeah.

[Damaris]

Wait, they're really. I thought Ma was being facetious.

[Rory]

No, they're not. They're not. Everybody has a bed. They not. But like, I want this room. And they only Want the room because they don't like the girl. So it's like, all right, so we fighting that like now. Cause diamond had a. She had her own room. Like Natalie gave her this big ass room. Dolly didn't like that. Cause she don't like Diamond. So she walked in the room, she tried to bring the new girl in the room. Like, yo, you gonna sleep here? And diamond was like, no, she not. You know, once you say no, she not, it's a fight. They start fighting, scrapping. Yeah.

[Damaris]

So who ended up with the room?

[Rory]

Oh, diamond still got her room.

[Damaris]

Oh, okay.

[Rory]

Yeah. Diamond ain't no. Diamond ain't no punk. You ain't gonna just take Domino's. No. Hold on. Let's. Let's.

[Damaris]

Let's pause. We're pausing to kill a fly.

[Rory]

Yeah, this getting disrespectful. We got a killer's fly though. Hold on. Give me something. Can we get like a.

[Damaris]

We gotta leave this for YouTube.

[Rory]

Just give me something. Imma kill it.

[Damaris]

We'll spray it with something to slow it down like this. Like the bleach spray.

[Mall]

Mo. Have you ever been walking down Fordham Road and saw a phone plan and said, wow, that is a great price. And then you got your bill in the mail and it was way higher than they advertised. Right on Fordham Road.

[Rory]

Wasn't a great price.

[Mall]

That happens all the time, just not with Boost Mobile because you pay $25 a month forever. That's unlimited talk, text and data starting at just $25 a month.

[Rory]

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[Mall]

All right, we're back. We've. We've armed Mal with a tote bag that is going to be coming out eventually. This is our first press of the new Roaring Mall tote bag. That mall will be using as a weapon whenever this fly is around. And merch is available now. Newroarimol.com all right, back to baddies. I would love to see like what their business model is at the end of each season because I think it's cool to go to Hawaii, Africa, all this shit. You do that in New Jersey, dog. Like with what they do, I don't know if you need to be an exotic location. I think, I think they're wasting money with the exotic location.

[Rory]

No, but I think it's dope though. Like they, you know, they're going to taking these girls that. Because a lot of them talk about it. A lot of them have never even traveled outside of their city that they're from. So they get to be in Africa and things like that. Like.

[Mall]

Yeah, I know a lot of people that left the city to go fight upstate. Yeah. Doesn't mean that, like, it's first time they left Brooklyn. Yeah. Like, yeah, they were in the Adirondacks, but it was in Clinton Correctional Facility.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mall]

You're just there to fight.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah. No, but shout out to the baddies, man. Shout out to the baddies. That's my. That's my one guilty pleasure. Tell TV that I watch. So shout out the baddies.

[Mall]

I mean, I. I guess I. I see that you would like that over Love island, but they're. They're on the same spectrum for me.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Mall]

Both insane.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Speaking of that, what is going on at SeaWorld? I know we talked about the Yin Yang twins. I didn't know people were doing residencies. I saw Soulja Boy walk again.

[Rory]

They're using hip hop culture as a means to keep animals in prison.

[Mall]

Yep.

[Rory]

Do with that what you will.

[Damaris]

So what we going to do about it, like, as a family? Like what?

[Mall]

Oh, wait, this is the whole. I didn't see a schedule. Okay. Soulja Boy and Bow wow. Wait, did they do Marco Polo at SeaWorld?

[Damaris]

Oh, my God, that would be fire.

[Mall]

Nah, that's. That's worth the price. That's worth some of the whales.

[Damaris]

It's in two days.

[Rory]

Who does SeaWorld high over there? Like, who's the new head of Head of Talent?

[Mall]

Steve Stout.

[Damaris]

Somebody. Somebody who got fired.

[Rory]

Steve Stout. Yo. SeaWorld, highest Steve style.

[Mall]

What's Steve Stout company again? Kaz and Carl work there. Translate. That's definitely a translation thing right there.

[Rory]

Oh, my God, that is hilarious.

[Damaris]

Go back to the schedule.

[Rory]

Yeah, somebody, somebody. They hired somebody over there had new head of entertainment because they got Waka flock on the 26th. I'll label May Fat Joe Joey Crack.

[Mall]

Which my volume is not flying us out to cover that.

[Rory]

Crack God Ra Al. What's his name? Crack God Rakim Allah. That's what Fat Joe said they used to call him growing up.

[Damaris]

Oh, okay.

[Mall]

Fat Joe was Muslim.

[Rory]

He said that's what they called him in the Bronx.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Rory]

He was Crack God, Rakim Allah. Waka flocka on the 26th. I love the 90s tours. Making it Stop the Clock.

[Mall]

Color Me Bad.

[Rory]

Color Me Bad. Rob Bass, tretch and young MC, then one of one of Damaris. Top five female MCs of all time.

[Mall]

Trina Baddest bitch In the land.

[Rory]

Trina gotta be there. August 9th. Genuine. You know he gonna give us another viral moment August 16th. Wait for it. Rory.

[Mall]

Nah. First of all, he's gonna perform so anxious. And the whales are gonna be like.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, I've been anxious.

[Mall]

You see my fin fall over. I'm extremely anxious.

[Rory]

I've been in this fucking tank for 20 years. And then the Turnt up tour. Petey Paolo, Paul Wall, j', Quan, and this is Legend P. Just Jay Z, Bubba Sparks.

[Damaris]

Nah, I'm not. This A lineup. This shit better than any festival I've seen in the past couple years.

[Mall]

I am so anti SeaWorld. And their marketing is working.

[Rory]

This is what I'm saying. But it's.

[Mall]

What the fuck?

[Rory]

Because they're using us, using our culture, because we make everything cool. Meanwhile, these fucking animals are depressed, anxious, trying to commit suicide, stare at a fucking wall for fucking hours. And on a day like, nah, man, we ain't supposed to be supporting C. We seen it. We saw the documentary. We just saw the documentary a few years ago. We don't support C World. Now here they come for hiring a new head of entertainment, and they bringing our fucking legends there. And we going in there to shake ass now while the fucking orcas are fucking ready to commit suicide.

[Mall]

That's like if they put Soulja Boy and Bow Wow in front of mdc, Specifically in front of the criminals that were wrongfully accused of everything.

[Rory]

Right?

[Mall]

But we're just gonna, like, in chow. Soulja Boy will be there.

[Rory]

This is crazy, man. I mean, I shout out to, you know, Waka Flock and all these guys, they get in the bag. But we can't support C. We don't support SeaWorld. Listen, you support SeaWorld.

[Damaris]

I don't support SeaWorld. But the turnt Up Tour with Petey Pablo, Paul Wall, Jquan and Bubble Sparks.

[Rory]

Well, we support the Turnt up tour. We want to turn up, but not at SeaWorld. We don't support SeaWorld, man.

[Mall]

Hold on. I also have to know, like, all right, so I saw the Yin Yang Twins 1, and the whales are like, that's the whale tank. Are the whales, like, jumping? Are they around during the performance? And have they tested every song from this entire set list? Not to be a nerd, but whales are, like, very much with tones. That's how they speak. You've heard all the whale talk. What happens when Waka going, bow, bow, bow. Has a whale just grab somebody's fucking leg? We don't know what this music does to whales.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't like it. Something about it doesn't feel right. What if the whale jumps over Fat Joe like it did in Free Willy? Yo, if Fat Joe get that off, he the illest ever.

[Mall]

And he leans back while he doesn't.

[Rory]

Oh my God, are you kidding?

[Mall]

He leaned back in the right just like that.

[Damaris]

That's fire choreographed, that.

[Rory]

Yeah, they do that now. They get.

[Mall]

That would go up there with the photo of Trump holding his ear after the assassination. If Fat Joe leans back with a whale going over his face.

[Rory]

Fat Joe get that off though, dog. Listen, man, he the illest nigga ever, man. But we can't. We still can't support this, man.

[Mall]

You just gotta know, did they play any music for the whales before this?

[Damaris]

No, Rory, they did not.

[Rory]

Yeah, they play that one little stupid song where they make the whale wave. You know that song that they play. And they throw him a piece of heron.

[Damaris]

I never. I've never been to SeaWorld, so I don't know.

[Rory]

You should never go to SeaWorld.

[Mall]

Okay?

[Rory]

You should never support.

[Damaris]

You're very anti SeaWorld. Like it's a lot of that's like bad for.

[Rory]

Animals are in captivity. They're depressed. You haven't seen. Has she. She didn't see the doctor.

[Damaris]

You don't even be believing in depression when me and Rory tell you we're suicidal. But you give a about them whales.

[Rory]

Yeah, cuz the whales are whales. They're not supposed to be there. They're not supposed to be in that tank. They so much.

[Mall]

I'm white. I'm not supposed to be on this planet.

[Rory]

Well, yeah, you're not supposed to be.

[Damaris]

I'm a black woman. I'm not supposed to be at work.

[Mall]

Master at work, audio listeners. He's.

[Rory]

Did I get him?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mall]

Wait, that was your strategy?

[Damaris]

Yeah, baby, you must.

[Mall]

Speaking of Petey Pablo, he just whipped his shirt like a helicopter and tried.

[Rory]

That's how you gotta do it. I thought I got him. I scared him, though.

[Damaris]

Describing to the listeners how Maul's trying to kill a fly is just like, I scared him.

[Rory]

No, I ain't get him, but I scared him. He knows. He knows.

[Mall]

North Carolina, Born and raised up.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, he knows. Big business over here. Yeah, but don't shout out SeaWorld. Yeah, fuck SeaWorld, man. But I mean, once again, they're using us to make shit cool. Even if it means making animals being held in captivity cool.

[Mall]

I think that's gonna backfire on them. I don't know if we'll even get to. I love the 90s I think something's gonna go wrong.

[Rory]

Like what? One of the trainers are going to get dragged to the bottom of the tank and held there until they stop breathing.

[Mall]

Well, actually, after that happened, they just moved that whale to another seaweed.

[Rory]

They were like, yo, we got to move. Put him in isolation.

[Mall]

No, not isolation. He's just going to perform where people didn't see that.

[Rory]

They don't know what he did.

[Mall]

Very Catholic priest. Like, yeah, they don't know what he perished.

[Rory]

They don't know. They don't know. He just killed somebody in San Diego. So. Yeah, man, I don't know, man. This is. This is us, you know, they're. They're using our culture once again for stupid. But whatever, man. Get it back.

[Mall]

Do you think they sent an offer out to Nikki? I know she's been talking about touring a lot lately and where that money is going.

[Rory]

What's up with Nikki, man? What's going on? I love me. I know. That's my. That's my dog.

[Mall]

You a barber.

[Rory]

That's my dog. That's my homie. I know. I love Nikki, but what's she doing, man? What she got going on, man? My phone was blowing up. They're like, yo, your girl killing hov. I'm like, what happened?

[Mall]

But she's done this before, just not. Not for three days straight.

[Rory]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mall]

But she's done this.

[Rory]

No, she's.

[Mall]

She's done rants for a day straight.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But this. But this particular rant Nikki posted. Democrats attacked me over my cousin's balls.

[Damaris]

Yo. The way ma looked at the computer.

[Rory]

Yo, I'm like, that's supposed to say bail. Okay. Democrats attacked me over my cousin's balls.

[Mall]

Do you remember that?

[Rory]

No, I don't remember that.

[Mall]

Okay, so she had suggested her. Her. I believe her cousin in Trinidad had taken the vaccine, I think it was. And then his balls shrunk. Was it swollen? They swollen.

[Rory]

I think I remember that.

[Mall]

He took a honey pack.

[Rory]

Yeah, okay. She said, remember. We remember. Let's see if they have any thoughts, remember, on that Deseret pardon. This is in regards to Desiree Perez of ROC Nation being pardoned by President Trump. Let's see if they have any thoughts on Brother Billionaire. Is that Jay? Brother Billionaire? Yes, brother. Brother Billionaire is hilarious. Brother Billionaire never campaigning for Kamala. Kamala or Kamala.

[Damaris]

Kamala.

[Rory]

Kamala. Even after Obama pleaded with the brothers. Isn't this the brother? The. The one brother who could have probably gotten a job done for Y', all. Welp, if the top brother in charge can leave y' all hanging without repercussions, then may everyone else leave you hanging as well. Hanging like my cousin's friend's balls.

[Mall]

Okay, wait, I didn't even know it was her cousin's friend. Like, that's a wild thing with your platform to. To say that's your cousin's friend.

[Rory]

Yeah. Okay, well, I mean, I don't know who that is. I don't know what Nicki Minaj also.

[Damaris]

I'm sorry, Mom. She also brought up the alleged. The paternity lawsuit that's going on with Jay Z and that random boy who has been saying he's been Jay Z's son for the longest.

[Mall]

The one that recreated the album covers.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Mall]

Yeah, I was on his side till he did that. I was like, man, go. Go get your pops, man.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mall]

And then I saw that. I was like, never want a relationship with dad.

[Rory]

That's all. And then he put those covers. I was like, all right, it's a little weird now.

[Mall]

I don't know. I mean, we. We know that there's been a weird relationship with Roc Nation and Nikki since she was one of the investors and owners of Title. And I guess she didn't get the right payout. I don't know all the details, just what Nikki has told. Because Rock has not told their side. But Nikki said she wasn't paid what she should have been paid.

[Damaris]

200 million.

[Mall]

Okay. I mean, I know he sold Title, so. Yeah, I'm not saying she's wrong, but.

[Damaris]

I think he only sold Title for, like. How much did he sell Title for?

[Mall]

Can we look that up?

[Damaris]

Yeah, I don't think it was even. I think she had 3% equity in title. I don't think that was worth 200 million. I don't know.

[Rory]

Steve Style said, like, Steve Styles says she never signed the paperwork.

[Mall]

Okay, well, it was sold to Jack Dorsey and Square for $302 million in May of 2021. So, yeah, I don't know, but, I mean, if they didn't pay her anything, I'd feel away. But if she didn't sign the paperwork, then. I don't know what to tell you, Nick.

[Rory]

Yeah. At that point, if paperwork wasn't signed. Not saying that Steve Stout's word is.

[Mall]

Golden, but, yeah, we've seen it not be.

[Rory]

Yeah, but if. If. If she didn't sign paperwork, then obviously she's not owing anything because it's not in paper. She didn't sign a contract. But even if she does, though. My thing is, if N wants to talk to Jay, I think it's pretty easy for Nikki to get on the phone with Jay Z.

[Mall]

Well, I think outside. Well, I don't at this point. No. I think earlier, before, she's been quite some.

[Rory]

It's gonna take a little, you know, just like, yo, is she okay? What's going on? Like, you know, that type of thing. But Nicki Minaj, if she has some gripes with Jay due to business or any. Or anything else, I don't think that this is the way to express it and go about it. I think she could easily reach out and get Jay Z on the phone like, this is Nicki Minaj.

[Mall]

Well, all right, here. Here's where I actually will back Nikki a bit in her. Her point of view of what I think her point of view is. It was proven, right, that there was really a conspiracy around the time of Cardi B signing to Atlantic that people were trying to get Nikki out of the paint with different female rappers. That was kind of proven, more or less.

[Rory]

Yeah. People felt like Nikki needed competition.

[Mall]

Yeah. And cool. I. I can even see that side of Atlantic, like, all right, yeah, let's give her some comp. But I see how she could view that as everyone conspired to get me the fuck out of the paint and everyone went against me. I can see that. Then when Rock signed Megan and then they got in their little tiff and Meg was doing records with Cardi, I could see Nikki feeling away. Like, I have a relationship with hov. Why is Meg throwing shots at me? Why does this feel like now you guys are part of this entire Kaiser Atlantic, which, again, we don't know what's true and what's not. I could see Nikki feeling away of having that long of a relationship with Hove, and now you're funding somebody that is throwing shots at me. I think that's really where it's at. Not the title deal, to be honest, that. That's where I. I think she's upset about. And I don't know what's true, but if that's her perspective, even if she's wrong, if she's thinking that way, I'd be. I'd be mad at home, too.

[Rory]

Yeah, I mean, I'm not. You know, again, this is. Nikki obviously feels like, you know, there's some business that was done, that she's owed something cool. We're not in Nikki's business. We don't know exactly the details of the truth behind it, but again, it's just the approach. I think that if you have a real, you know, $200 million, you think you're owed, I just don't think that posting on X or Instagram is the way to go about it.

[Damaris]

But that might be. That might be the last resort.

[Rory]

That's not Nicki Minaj's last resort.

[Damaris]

What I mean is you saying, like, oh, she could. It's probably easy for her to get on the phone. She's probably done all of that and niggas is probably still like, nah, I don't owe you this. Or this is not. So this might be the last resort.

[Rory]

Okay, so then have your lawyers reach out. I'm just saying this type of behavior seems erratic. It comes off erratic. People be like, oh, what's wrong with Nikki? You know, I've seen people trying to allude to, oh, she's high. She's this. She's. And I'm just like. Or maybe she really feels like, yo, business is not handled like, and I want my money. If it's 200 M's, yeah, I need that. I need that ASAP. You know what I'm saying? So, again, I just think the approach is it just comes off a little. It can be a little weird to people that don't really know what's going on. Like, you just seeing it, it looks like she's on a rant. It look like she's just, you know, going off about something that may. May or may not be true. But I'm more than certain that Nicki Minaj can get Jay Z on a phone call.

[Mall]

I don't think at this point.

[Damaris]

No, I don't.

[Mall]

And I don't. I don't think. I don't think before this rant either, she could. Cause this is not the first time she's done it. She threw shots at. @dez on that record she had with six nine. Like, this has been going on for. For quite some time.

[Damaris]

She hates Desiree Perez.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Mall]

And I'm sure it feels like Des is behind the whole Meg the Stallion thing, because I. I'm sure Nikki is well aware of how that building probably runs where Jay is not day to day. Every last thing. Oh, yeah, but DEZ is. Is the head of that company. So Des is that for sure. So I'm sure that's probably also why Nikki is going right at Desiree rather than just Jay Z. Because I mean, shit, even in the Meg Thee Stallion, Doc, like, you see DEZ there, I can see how Nikki's brain could work that way.

[Rory]

Oh, no, I Get it.

[Mall]

That DEZ is sitting right next to Megan to make sure that she throws shots at Nikki. Even if that's not the case. I can just see Nikki feeling that way. Cause she's expressed that for 10 years now.

[Rory]

Oh, no, I definitely could see Nikki's case and see why she feels away. No, 100%. I'm just saying that the approach in trying to communicate. Trying to communicate and get to the bottom of whatever the issue is. I just think that. That this is the wrong approach. Now, Damaris, you could be right. She may have exhausted all back doors and avenues trying to get it. Other people, you know, we don't know. But I'm just saying, I don't think that this. Because now. Okay, what is this? Is this gonna solve it?

[Damaris]

No, no, of course not.

[Rory]

So that's always my thing. It's like, this is not gonna solve it. So either way, I don't know, man. We'll have to wait and see if anything comes of this. Anything that she's saying is real or true.

[Damaris]

She also brought up Megan's. And we knew that this was gonna happen. Megan's lawsuit, they were not able to dismiss her former cameraman's lawsuit. Remember when he was complaining about watching them eat pussy in the backseat?

[Rory]

Well, we understand why he was complaining about that, but go ahead.

[Damaris]

But Nikki was like, oh, what was that law again? Because remember when she dissed, Allegedly dissed Nicki Minaj, it was like the Megan's Law bar. And it's like you bringing up sexual assault, but you have a sexual assault case on you now. So she bought that up as well. That was why Josh has Megan's name in there.

[Mall]

Well, I mean, Twitter always tells the truth, and that's my source on this. They do say that Nikki is in debt, and because Twitter said it, it has to be true. And that the entire Gag City tour went to whatever debt that she owes. And that's why she's crashing out about money that is owed to her because she is broke and needs money.

[Rory]

How do people just come up with.

[Mall]

No, Twitter said it. So it's. They brought up this Tennessee bank or something that she. That listen.

[Damaris]

Oh, you were steeping, Stan.

[Mall]

No, I was scrolling. This was just right in front of my face. Like, that's what people were saying. But who the. I don't know. Maybe Nikki is in debt. I would say. I doubt it, but I know nothing about that woman's life.

[Rory]

Yeah, well, yeah, I'm on the side of doubt. I doubt that Nicki Minaj is broke. Too, but I don't know.

[Mall]

What do you think she spends it on?

[Rory]

Her money?

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't know.

[Mall]

How would you blow through 200 mil?

[Rory]

That's tough. Belong to 200 million? I mean, we don't know. Maybe properties, maybe businesses. You invest, made some bad investments. Business wise.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's easy.

[Rory]

Travel, if you fly in private all the time, that starts to add up.

[Mall]

Scott Store said he ran through 100 mil just on partying.

[Rory]

I don't believe that.

[Mall]

I do.

[Damaris]

I do.

[Rory]

You spend $100 million partying, you're dead. You don't live.

[Mall]

Some people have a high tolerance. Nah, that happens below because you're not.

[Damaris]

Spending a hundred, 100 million on just alcohol and drugs. Like it's the experience.

[Mall]

Yeah. He was saying the whores.

[Rory]

I think if you spend a hundred million dollars partying, I think physically we'll see that. And you'll probably be like on your.

[Mall]

Last leg if you're by all right, you're buying ten million dollar mansions every day. You're throwing yacht parties where just the gas is 50k to go around the harbor and back. Like, I can see Scott Storch on cocaine in a year running through all that. You're trying to keep up with Paris Hilton, all the people he was with.

[Rory]

Like, I think that's just, I think that's sexy numbers. And I think people just land on.

[Damaris]

100 million because it's a sexy number.

[Rory]

It really be like you spent 400, 000.

[Mall]

Nah, nah.

[Rory]

A hundred million dollars partying. I'm not rolling with that. I'm. I never believed that anybody could spend $100 million doing coke.

[Mall]

You should watch, you should watch the party. Scott Storch interview.

[Rory]

You drink two bottles of champagne, that headache the next morning is gonna feel like you got beat with a baseball bat.

[Mall]

He's not saying that he spent $100 million on himself partying. It was just ev. Like everybody, he was throwing insane parties, yachts, he was buying everyone cars. Like, yeah, you could run through that shit.

[Rory]

I don't believe it.

[Mall]

Any girl that walk in, yo, here's a Lamborghini.

[Rory]

I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

[Mall]

I mean, I wish it would have been there.

[Rory]

100 million, that's just, I think that number is just maybe like 20 million. You know when they be like, yo, it was like 400 people in there.

[Damaris]

And it was 150.

[Rory]

It was really like 112. You know what I'm saying? It's like. But 400 sounds like damn, that shit was a word. That's what's up. It's really 112 in there, though. That's what I'm saying. 100 million just seemed.

[Mall]

May have been 50. Hold on, let me Scott's story.

[Rory]

Even 50 million is crazy. To spend that partying. Like, that's insane. Like, you. There's gonna be documentaries. Somebody's gonna be talking about they was violated. Yo, $50 million partying.

[Mall]

I know, and I quote, I felt like an animal. Scott Storch confesses. Coke benders, depression and $100 million spending spree. But you have to understand how much money Scott had at that time.

[Rory]

No, no, listen, like, I'm very aware Scott Storch was filthy rich.

[Mall]

The radio was Scott Storch.

[Rory]

I just don't think he blew $100 million partying. He may have blew through $100 million, but not partying.

[Damaris]

But if you're partying 24 7, then you did indeed blow through $100 million partying.

[Mall]

Like, I bought this house in LA just to party. That's running through a party.

[Damaris]

Or I got drunk, or I was fucked up on coke and I was like, yo, I'm about to go buy matching Ferraris. Like, technically, you just bought matching Ferraris. But it's the result of partying.

[Rory]

No, it can add up quick. I done seen people spend. Cause I've seen people spend 5 million, like, partying. And I'm like, that's insane, bro. You going crazy times that by 20. Like, that's what I'm saying. It's just not 100. It's just not. It's like, yo, dawg, I mean, how much?

[Mall]

You wasn't with Paris. Kim. Lil Kim. You wasn't with all the Kim, right?

[Rory]

You're absolutely right.

[Damaris]

What is the most you ever spent partying? I'm actually interested, like, the most.

[Mall]

You.

[Damaris]

When you was like. You went home and you was like, damn, I blew up bag partying. Yeah.

[Mall]

Like, in a night, I never really.

[Damaris]

Or like, maybe, let's say a weekend.

[Rory]

But I never really was a party, like, party, party head. Like that, that. But the most I probably spent on, you know, table bottle service and a weekend hotel shopping.

[Mall]

Oh, we're adding all that up in there, too.

[Damaris]

That's. That's what that was about.

[Mall]

Like.

[Rory]

Like at a club, like dinner.

[Mall]

I was gonna say, like, two grand.

[Rory]

Is the most I ever have in the club. Two grand is the most you spent.

[Mall]

In a club, probably.

[Rory]

That's crazy. Two grand. My outfit was two grand one night.

[Damaris]

Hey, step on them. Hoes.

[Rory]

That ain't hard to do though. A two thousand dollar outfit is not hard to do. Some jeans is eight hundred dollars, but.

[Mall]

I'm gonna we for three years.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not hard to do. But probably in a weekend of like just out of town partying, I probably ran up close to like maybe 20, 30,000.

[Mall]

Where was I? Yeah, no invite.

[Rory]

I probably ran up close to 20,000.

[Mall]

Was that London?

[Rory]

No, hell no spending 20,000 party in London though. But that's the weekend. That's like Friday to Monday.

[Mall]

All right, can you break down the weekend of like, was it one, was it worth it? Two, what were the events?

[Rory]

It definitely was not worth it.

[Mall]

Of course.

[Rory]

Going to a. Going to.

[Mall]

Like, can you take me Friday to Sunday night? Right?

[Rory]

You go to a club Friday, Saturday, Sunday. That's half of that right there. If you're getting bottle service. It's not hard to do. Like it's not, it's really not that hard to do. I agree it's stupid to do it, but it's not hard to do.

[Damaris]

Did you get some pussy at least?

[Rory]

Damage? I've, I've spent, I've spent no money.

[Damaris]

And got beach said that was the other half.

[Rory]

Yeah, like I've spent no money of course, like. But that's, you know, it's just stupid though. Like once you do that and you like die. That wasn't. What was that for? To stand on the couch? I didn't even. I don't. I never was a drinker like that. So I didn't drink much of the alcohol. The dinner is okay, cool. But it was like you 800 dinner, like 700. It's like, like food wasn't that great? This is what I'm talking about. When you come down off that moment and you just start looking back, you like, that was stupid. But I mean it's an experience to say you did it. What's funny is, will never happen again though.

[Mall]

All the nights that I have like splurged at the club or like bought a table or like, you know, did the dinner thing and all that. I never got pussy. Cause I was trying to see my investment through. Like we're staying in this club till 4am Yo. Like I'm not spending, I'm not spending all this for 30 minutes.

[Rory]

Yo. Maybe we will stay in the club. Cause you pay for the section is crazy. Where you going? Where you going?

[Mall]

This DJ is good.

[Rory]

You got to pee. You pee right here. You don't go to the bathroom.

[Mall]

Like There was never time to like, then go get, like. All right, we'll just be at the club for 45 minutes, have fun, and then dip like. Nah. But we stayed.

[Rory]

Yeah. No. Yeah. That's just. I don't. It's not worth it.

[Damaris]

Well, y' all not going to ask.

[Rory]

Me how much you spent.

[Mall]

I. I know you went crazy.

[Rory]

You don't spend no money, baby D. You run up a car, though.

[Damaris]

Oh, like, it has to be your money. I think my money.

[Rory]

It has to be yes, baby D.

[Damaris]

It has to be money that I like, worked for.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Damaris]

Probably like two bands.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

In a week, in a weekend, partying two bands. I mean, I've spent vacation money I've spent, you know, but partying two bands.

[Rory]

Okay. I respect for a girl that's respectable. Cuz y' all usually just have lip gloss in your driver's license and Y.

[Damaris]

I don't even have my driver's license that on my phone.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I haven't had a wallet, a credit card in so long.

[Rory]

So to say you spent $2,000 of your own money, I respect.

[Damaris]

A thousand of it was thrown to the strippers.

[Rory]

I respect that.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Community service.

[Mall]

She. First of all, I've seen Damaris in action. She doesn't know how to pace a stack at the strip club. No idea how to pace it.

[Damaris]

Rory don't understand. Rory say I throw the money too fast. First of all, if Rory gave me a thousand dollars to throw at the strippers, 500 of it is in my pocket before he even finished taking the money.

[Rory]

All day.

[Mall]

Station without representation, tax.

[Damaris]

What are we doing?

[Mall]

Weren't we talking about that on an episode or off? No, with Safaree. Yeah, yeah. If my man hand me five racks. That's just not going all to the strippers.

[Damaris]

Come on now.

[Rory]

Oh, that we saw my.

[Mall]

I'll blend in and throw a thousand before that's going in my pocket.

[Rory]

When I went to.

[Damaris]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Rory]

Was that Ja Rules? Oh, yeah, Ja Rule's bastard party. I think I was like 19 or 20. I wasn't. I definitely wasn't 21 yet. It was so much ass in that motherfucking establishment. Jesus Christ. Ja Rule back then, early 2000s.

[Mall]

Shit. Ja rule now would probably bring him up.

[Rory]

No, but back then, though, it was.

[Mall]

Yeah, no, he was the top of the world.

[Rory]

Yeah. Ja was a fucking star, like. Yeah, I remember that. Shout out to Ja's bachelor party. He's still married, right? See, you can only stay married that many years if you have a great bachelor Party like that.

[Damaris]

Do you think it's okay to fuck at your bachelor party?

[Rory]

To fuck? Nah, I ain't fucking at my bachelor's party. That's like. Yeah, that's just. It's not that serious. You get married to somebody you actually love and like, like, you know what I'm saying? It's not like you're going to prison. It's like, yo, this is like your homie, your best friend, your lover. Like, y', all, you know, families are in town, cousins, everybody's at the hotel. Like, you gonna some stripper and then go like, lay up under your wife tomorrow night? Nah. Yeah, that's absolutely.

[Mall]

Like, I think you should be able to have fun, like, go on vacation with your homies.

[Rory]

But yeah, it's to see your homies have fun and laugh at them being drunk and laid out on the couch while strippers sit on top of his head. It's that type of. It's not. It's not to be like, yo, I'm about to go this stripper in here real quick and. Nah, that's. That's crazy.

[Mall]

I always felt like throwing a condom on the day before you get married is crazy.

[Damaris]

Don't be. Using a condom is wild.

[Rory]

Now that's.

[Mall]

See, it's wild in a strip club is the most insane thing.

[Rory]

Now that's a whole different.

[Mall]

In a strip club is insane to me. But yeah.

[Rory]

Nah, we're not wearing protection. And on your bachelor night, having sex with a stripper, bro, you deserve. Deserve every piece of karma coming your way. You deserve every piece of it. That is absolutely insane.

[Damaris]

I always wanted a.

[Rory]

But women. We ain't gonna talk about how women strippers on their bachelor.

[Damaris]

See, I keep trying to change the subject.

[Rory]

Nah, don't change it. Don't change it. Y' all remember when that. When that. When the Uber driver went live and he was like, yo, if your wife is so and so and so. They was just in my car talking about how she the stripper last night.

[Damaris]

First of all, he a hater.

[Rory]

Nah, he's a.

[Damaris]

Sit back.

[Rory]

Nah, he's a. So he's a. He's a soldier. He's one of God's God soldier. He was trying to save that man from a terrible marriage. Yeah, he told. He was like, yo, your wife was in the back seat talking about the whole night. She's a. In Vegas.

[Mall]

Lexington Steel, the Champs podcast.

[Rory]

Lexington Steel.

[Mall]

Yes. Champs Podcast.

[Rory]

Interview Stall Existence.

[Mall]

Yes. You can listen to this episode of the Champs podcast with Neil Brennan, friend of the show. He's been on Lexington Steel. Lexington Steel tells this story of him. Like, before he was a porn star, he was dancing.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

And he was at a woman's bachelor bachelorette party. He. The bride and the mother in law together.

[Rory]

See this?

[Mall]

And he didn't sound like he was lying. Like, this was.

[Rory]

Somebody gotta die. I ain't gonna say who now. He gonna say who, Baby D. But somebody gotta go. Go.

[Mall]

And you know what? Moms might get a pass.

[Rory]

Yeah. Your kid kill moms. That ain't my. I ain't worried about that.

[Mall]

Yo, Yo.

[Damaris]

All right. Like, all right.

[Rory]

Maybe the process of elimination. Who I'm talking about.

[Mall]

And Lex. Lex still was there to do a job that he fulfilled. He was like. He was contract. Like, can't kill him.

[Rory]

Could never blame the guy. It's not his fault, dog. Process of elimination.

[Mall]

Can you just imagine, like, not only your bride, like your mom and your bride having a threesome the night before?

[Rory]

I will never speak to those two women again in my life. Like, yo, this is who I was. Like, you saved me. I would think me and Lexington still would be best friends to this day. Behind that, like, telling that story. I'm like, oh, word. But if you get to, like, two out of here.

[Mall]

The deeper therapy of that entire thing. The mom that would do that would raise the son that would wife the girl that would do that. Like, if. If your mom is cool. If your mom is cool.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

A dude. The day before your wedding with your bride.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

She raised somebody that would wife.

[Rory]

That.

[Mall]

That woman.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Cuz that's insane.

[Rory]

Yeah. That's nasty. Jesus. That's crazy. Baby, you better not ever.

[Damaris]

I better not ever.

[Mall]

What would you want to on your bachelorette?

[Damaris]

No, no. That's why I was. I was trying to tell y', all, I've always.

[Rory]

And no eating and don't let nobody else eat your pussy. We gotta be very specific.

[Mall]

We got mad stipulations.

[Rory]

Yeah. We gotta be very specific with Baby D. Like, if she'll just. Oh, you said fuck. You ain't say. I couldn't let nobody. Yeah.

[Damaris]

It's strict around here.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

You know where I stand.

[Damaris]

No, I wanna have a joint bachelor. I want me and my husband to have our bachelor and bachelorette parties in the same city so that at the end of the night we can end up together drunk and recon all the dumb shit that our friends did. I mean, after we.

[Rory]

You believe in seeing your husband the day before your marriage?

[Damaris]

I don't think that people do that anymore, though. Like, people don't really do the back because it's usually a trip, right? People usually do, like, some type of trip with their friends. So we're not gonna take a trip the day before our wedding. It's usually like a month before or two months before.

[Mall]

But that's more, I think, our era. Because before that, it was before that.

[Damaris]

It was the night before the night before.

[Mall]

Which also is crazy because, like, I'm gonna get hungover at my wedding. We gotta.

[Rory]

We got a 10 o', clock, 10am call to be downstairs in the lobby.

[Mall]

We did a rehearsal dinner, then went to the strip club. Like, I'm not. Not.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's.

[Mall]

No, I'm cool. No, let's push the wedding three hours.

[Damaris]

Push the wedding three hours. That's gonna cost you 15, $20,000.

[Mall]

Would you ever do a joint bachelor and bachelorette party? I think that would be fun.

[Damaris]

The party.

[Mall]

You got the right type of wife. Like, I think that would be fun.

[Damaris]

I feel like I'm the type of wife, like. But this my thing. Your homeboy is not about to. All my friends and I gotta listen to these complain because your friend ain't.

[Rory]

No. That's a great wedding. That reception gonna be crazy. It's gonna be so much salt gonna.

[Damaris]

Be like the reunion.

[Rory]

It's gonna be so much salt thrown.

[Damaris]

Around that she gonna be the Love is Blind reunion.

[Rory]

Oh, my God.

[Mall]

And tell your friends. Shut up. You fucked him at a bachelor party. Like.

[Rory]

Yeah. Hold it down.

[Mall]

What, you thought you guys were gonna stand next to us and get married tomorrow? Yeah, but I think.

[Damaris]

I think that I want that. Like, I want that with my husband. Like, I want us to, like, go crazy, everything. Like, I want that.

[Rory]

That's. I mean, if you got the right partner, that could be cool.

[Damaris]

Yeah. If you don't got a fun partner.

[Rory]

It'S like, you gotta have the right relations. Relationship. Like, that could be pretty cool. I'm not mad at that. Would you do that, Mom? If I got the right party? Yeah. Because I don't. I'm. I'm not tripping. Like. Yeah, but if you, you know, if my wife. If her friends ain't cool and it's. It could be weird. Yeah, it could be weird. So you gotta have the right. The right people. Yeah.

[Mall]

Even if you have the cool wife that could go left. Very. It would take one person out of both wedding parts to ruin that.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah. It's one person. And it's like, all right, this was one grabby homeboy. Boy. Yeah.

[Mall]

I mean, best man. Look at what happened at that bachelor party, okay, one guy ended up getting a wife, but one guy found out his, his best man, his girl.

[Damaris]

Well, yeah, we shouldn't do that.

[Rory]

Great movie. Classic classic movie. That's such a great. The Best man is such a great movie.

[Mall]

Yo. A girl told me yesterday that she considers John Q a black movie.

[Damaris]

Ah, okay. Ah. I'm not mad.

[Mall]

Why?

[Damaris]

I don't think it's one of the classic black. I think it's a classic.

[Mall]

I thought it was a racist statement.

[Damaris]

Huh. Wait, was it a white woman that said it?

[Mall]

No.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mall]

But as an ally, I felt offended.

[Damaris]

Ma, what you think, you think John is like one of the classic.

[Mall]

I was like, wait, so John Q.

[Rory]

Is not a black.

[Mall]

My response to her was like, so you think like only black people have health insurance? Like why is this a black movie?

[Rory]

It's not a black movie. It was a black lead. That doesn't mean it's a black movie.

[Damaris]

When I think of black movies, I.

[Rory]

Think of Baby Boy.

[Mall]

No, I said, I said right to ourselves. Baby Boy and John Q are in the same sentence.

[Damaris]

See, when I think of black movies, I don't automatically think that. I think it's movies that black people herald as classics but that maybe white people didn't give.

[Rory]

Black people don't herald John Q as a classic.

[Damaris]

Yes they do.

[Rory]

All people consider that movie a classic.

[Damaris]

Not all people. A lot of white people have never even seen that movie.

[Mall]

John Q up though.

[Damaris]

No, I don't have. I love John Q. Yeah.

[Rory]

Nah, John Q is not a black movie though. What's a black movie to you, baby?

[Mall]

D. Name.

[Rory]

Name three black movies.

[Damaris]

Three black movies that come to the top of my head. Brown Sugar, Poetic Justice, Love Jones.

[Rory]

I've never seen any of those. John Q. Sick.

[Mall]

Help. Sick. Help.

[Rory]

No, that ain't no black movie.

[Damaris]

You're probably right, but I, I, I guess I never thought about it that deeply. I just always thought black movies were.

[Mall]

Movies that you think just. Cuz Eddie Griffin is in it. It's a black movie.

[Damaris]

No, it's just I think that when movies don't get his just due.

[Rory]

Wait, wait, no, hold on, hold on. Cause I'mma start giving Rory his props. But he say some funny shit. That was hilarious.

[Damaris]

What did he say?

[Rory]

Cuz Eddie Griffin is in it, you think it's a black movie. The fact that this white boy just said that is fucking hilarious.

[Mall]

The funniest part of John Q is after he gets his sentence and they taking him out of the courthouse and for some reason when all the Crowd's there. Eddie Griffin gets to stand on the pillar. It's like, get him, John.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Like how did this guy get to stand there?

[Rory]

I ain't gonna lie. If Eddie Griffin would have had three more lines, that's a black movie. We was three lines away from. We were three Eddie Griffin lines away from John QB at a black movie.

[Mall]

Actually, wait, wasn't he the only one that got shot?

[Rory]

He did get shot, yeah.

[Mall]

Mad other people could have got shot in the that and the guy that kind of looks like Tyler Perry was in that movie.

[Rory]

Who. Who looks like Tyler Perry?

[Mall]

Him and his wife were having a baby.

[Rory]

He don't look like no.

[Mall]

A young. A young ty.

[Damaris]

A young tie is funny as he.

[Rory]

Don'T like Tyler Perry.

[Mall]

I just thought that was nuts that John Q could.

[Rory]

But baby, you a never even seen a lot of black movies. Cuz I'll reference movies sometimes. You like. I never seen it.

[Damaris]

I haven't seen. I've seen a lot. I haven't seen them all, but I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of black movies. But like for example, John Q. The only awards it was nominated for, BET Awards, BMI Awards, NAACPU Image Awards, and no Academy.

[Mall]

And Nas is at. At the end.

[Rory]

Well, it didn't get nominated for an Academy Award because Eddie Griffin had too many lines.

[Damaris]

But that's what I'm saying when I.

[Mall]

Say like an E from Entourage is in the mix.

[Damaris]

It's a black classic, but white people didn't herald it as a classic or give it. It's just do. That's why I would consider John Q.

[Rory]

Is not a black. Whoever's that's a black.

[Mall]

Isn't Ray Liotta in that?

[Rory]

What? That and my other guy. What's the other. The. The one that was the insurance guy. What's his name? He's a big actor.

[Mall]

The guy that became the. The super Trump guy. The dude Woods.

[Rory]

Woods, yeah. James Woods.

[Mall]

Yeah. Come on.

[Rory]

Yeah. That's not a. The cast ain't even black. Like it's a 90 white cast. It can't be a black movie.

[Mall]

And all of Denzel's friends were the poor whites.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yep. Classic movie though. John Q is a classic.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I think I might go home and watch it.

[Rory]

The Taraji movie that's on Netflix now. Straw. They comparing it to John Q. They like, oh, this is John Q. The woman version of it. I don't know if y' all saw that.

[Damaris]

I. I don't watch trauma porn.

[Mall]

Trauma.

[Damaris]

Trauma porn.

[Rory]

That's what, you. That's what you call it?

[Damaris]

Black trauma porn?

[Mall]

No, I was not aroused at all during the entire.

[Damaris]

It doesn't mean literally arousal. It means, like, this is for people who love trauma. Like, who.

[Rory]

Well, John Q was a trauma.

[Mall]

Hell, yeah.

[Damaris]

But it was also, like, a really good movie. Like, I don't. I just don't. Tyler Perry and his, like, ability to make black women just suffer and go through the worst shit in the world. I'm cool. I don't watch that. Same thing. Same reason I don't watch slavery movies. Like, I don't want to see black people just, like, crying an entire movie. I'm cool. I'm cool on that. Just my personal opinion.

[Mall]

I don't know if I've, like, seen a full slave movie movie. I never saw 12 Years a Slave. I never saw.

[Rory]

Because you didn't want that white guilt to hit you, that's why.

[Mall]

No, I just. Shane Gillis put it perfectly in one of his specials of, like, who is. Who are these movies for?

[Damaris]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mall]

Black people. Like, we thought they were for you, and we're like, no, these are not for us. Who, like, who watches those.

[Rory]

They surveyed 100 black people. Like, no, never saw it.

[Mall]

I never saw 12 Years Slave. Like, that's the Tarantino one, right? Like, I love that whole cast. I love Terrence. I don't. I don't care to watch that.

[Rory]

You saw the Django, right? No. You never saw Django? Get the fuck out.

[Damaris]

Well, I just watched Django.

[Rory]

There's no time. You've never seen Django?

[Mall]

How. And it's not like, I don't want to make sound like, on some moral ground. I just. I have no interest in watching it. Similar with, like, a lot of the super movies. I know those are different.

[Rory]

I get what you say.

[Mall]

Like, it's just not my thing. Like, you gotta know the amount of time people have. Have you seen Amistad? No, I've never seen it. I don't. I'm not gonna go back to Amistad.

[Rory]

And Django is two totally, totally different side. Yes, it's slavery in it. It's. It's slavery in it all the way. Then it made a turn. It's slavery in it. It's definitely slavery in both of them.

[Mall]

Oh, Amicide is not just a straight slave movie.

[Rory]

Yes, Amicide is a straight slave movie. Django. There's still some slavery in it, but it's like, you know, it's. We kick the whites ass, though.

[Damaris]

So I watched Django for The first time, maybe like, two weeks ago, I didn't finish it. I never. I didn't get to the end, but I was like. Cause I don't watch slave movies either. And everybody was like, no, but Django is not a serious movie. Like. Like it's a comedy. Like, it's. So when I went and watched it, I'm like, oh, I laughed the entire time.

[Rory]

Jamie Foxx and Samuel. It has to be comedy. Are you kidding?

[Damaris]

It's. It's. It's hilarious. Rory, it's your type of humor. You will not. Not white, but, like, it's your type of.

[Mall]

You think I just, like, love slave jokes?

[Damaris]

Nah. Yeah, that. When he said not around my. He ain't. That had no.

[Rory]

Samuel's role in that movie is. I still don't know if Samuel was acting or not. I think he really was, like, getting his off. Like, he been wanting to say that type of for.

[Mall]

But all right, this does make sense, because nothing was funnier than when Quentin Tarantino went on 106 in park with the cast and turned on his entire black accent. That is one of the funniest clips in Internet history when Bow Wow is interviewing Quentin Tarantino and he puts on his hardest black accent of all time.

[Rory]

I hate when they pull this picture up right here, only because they said that was me during the Drake and Kendrick battle. Fuck. Whoever retweets.

[Mall]

What's the contest sex of the scene?

[Rory]

Well, Leonardo DiCaprio, he was the. He was the. The slave master.

[Mall]

And, well, I mean, I assumed Samuel, who. Who was a slave and who was.

[Rory]

Not Samuel worked for him in the house, and that's when he got killed. And Samuel was crying because they had just killed his slave.

[Mall]

Oh, I can see how you could be offended by that.

[Rory]

Yeah, whoever posted that and retweeted that.

[Mall]

Wait, why was Sam Jack crying?

[Rory]

Because that was his.

[Mall]

That was his.

[Rory]

That was his slave master.

[Mall]

Okay, okay.

[Rory]

Who killed Uncle Tom?

[Mall]

Ah, okay.

[Rory]

There you go.

[Mall]

Got it. I'm looking through what Google says are slave movies. I have not seen one of these.

[Rory]

What Google says is slave movies.

[Damaris]

Wait, now I'm kidding.

[Rory]

I want to see what movies?

[Damaris]

What do he.

[Mall]

What do they say they are top picks is descendants. 12 Years a Slave, Emancipation, North Star, slavery.

[Rory]

They couldn't go wrong.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Piano Lesson. You saw the Birth of a Nation? No, I've never seen Glory.

[Rory]

You've never seen Glory?

[Damaris]

I've never seen any of these.

[Rory]

You never seen the Woman King, Harriet?

[Mall]

I've never seen.

[Damaris]

I've seen the Woman King but that's not a slavery movie.

[Rory]

It was.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like, it was kind of slavery in it, but that's not us.

[Rory]

It wasn't. It was like, I guess, kingdom slavery.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

This is our kingdom.

[Damaris]

Yeah. That wasn't American slavery. The Woman King is a really good movie, though. It was very underrated. Like, people didn't give it. It's just too.

[Mall]

I haven't seen the Butler. According to Google, that's a slave movie.

[Rory]

The Butler.

[Mall]

That's what I'm. I'm reading Google. Don't get mad at me.

[Damaris]

Yeah. No, not Selma. Yeah. I haven't read any of these. I mean, I haven't read. I haven't seen any of these.

[Mall]

Lincoln being a slave movie is fine.

[Rory]

I've never seen Glory. You said Creed.

[Mall]

I heard Creed, too.

[Rory]

Oh, I thought you said Creed. I said Creed is not a slave. Yo, Creed. Y' all gotta watch.

[Damaris]

Is Creed better than the Rocky movies?

[Rory]

Do you guys think Which Rocky movie?

[Mall]

One through four.

[Damaris]

The. The Tril. Like, all of them. The series. Like, do you. No.

[Rory]

No, not even close.

[Mall]

You think Creed is better?

[Rory]

No way. Get the out of it. And Rocky? No, absolutely not.

[Mall]

I haven't seen Creed 2 or 3.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Mall]

Let me saw the first one.

[Damaris]

You can watch dumbass documentaries but won't watch actual good films.

[Mall]

I'm not saying that I shouldn't. I just haven't seen it. It's not a slavery thing. It's just I haven't seen a bunch of movies. The first one I loved. I thought that one was.

[Rory]

The Series is good. The series is good.

[Mall]

You just like. Like when windows pass sometimes you just, like, forget about a movie and you never go back.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Like, I have friends that have never seen the Godfather, but I get it. It's like that window just passed. Like, you just never saw it.

[Rory]

I don't understand anybody that's never seen God.

[Damaris]

I've never seen a Godfather.

[Rory]

Well, women I understand, but men, I don't understand any man that has not watched the Godfather series. That is like, how. How do you. There's so many like. Like, quotes and things in hip hop culture that have come from that series. Like, how do you not watch that? I don't understand when God's like, I've never seen how you listen to all this rap and never seen the Godfather.

[Mall]

I do think, like, if you watch something way later in life, it doesn't hit the same. Yeah. And granted, I. I was young when I saw the Godfather. Been out for quite some time, but I still had, like, a Young impressional brain. Same happens with people that watch the Wire now. They're like, I don't see the hype. I get why they say that you're way older now and it's just not gonna hit the same. You weren't there for that time when everyone was watching it.

[Rory]

Yeah, but if you. I mean, I'm a big Pacino fan, so anything Pacino's done, I've probably seen it. Yeah, like not. I don't think there's a single movie Pacino did that I probably haven't seen.

[Damaris]

But I also think that there's. I think that that might be the way to tell a really good film from a overrated film. Like, for example, Scarface is probably one of the most famous movies on earth. Maul hates Scarface. We all know he thinks it's the worst movie on earth. But if I show someone Scarface and show someone Goodfellas, if I show a 21 year old Scarface and show a 21 year old Goodfellas. Goodfellas is a good film. They'll still enjoy it. Scarface, they won't get the hype.

[Mall]

I think they'd hate both.

[Damaris]

I don't think they'd hate. I think you can't hate Goodfellas.

[Mall]

I think with a 21 year old brain and the type of stuff they watch and how quick their mind works, they make.

[Rory]

Make.

[Mall]

They may like Scarface more because Goodfellas at the end of the day is a dialogue movie for three hours, very. There's not much action. There's like one sort of action scene in a bar. The rest of that. It's my favorite movie of all time. But it's paste. If you like dialogue. Scarface is just stupid quotes and huge gun scenes at the end. Like, I think they'd enjoy that more if they even got to the point of the gun scene.

[Rory]

Scene.

[Mall]

Within the first 15 minutes of Scarface, a bunch of people get stabbed. Intense. And then they. A chainsaw in a bathroom. That's going to keep a 21 year old. Then Henry Hill sitting in a dark red lit car just going like this for 30 minutes. Like, oh, that means Scarface in my opinion. But I mean, I think the younger kids would like that more than anything else. It's just one of the worst accents of all time. That might be Al Pacino's worst movie.

[Rory]

Scarface.

[Mall]

Yeah. I don't know his whole filmography in.

[Rory]

My head, but I don't think this is worse. But the older you get watching Scarface, it's like it was hyped. And when that came out, that was the biggest movie, like, ever.

[Mall]

I felt like I watched Alto Nights on the plane to la. The one where De Niro's playing both characters. Yeah, I'm cool, man.

[Rory]

What's your earliest, like, remembrance of going to the movies? Like, my earliest remembrance of going to the movies is Tango and Cash. I don't even know. Y' all don't even know Tango and Cash?

[Damaris]

No, baby.

[Rory]

Was Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell. Big trouble in little China. 80s. I'm giving y' all 80s. This is 80s.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I saw who Framed Roger Rabbit in the movie.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Rory]

Gangster was smoking crack two seats in front of me.

[Damaris]

You got life insurance?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

Why?

[Damaris]

You might need it soon. Old as.

[Mall]

Yeah, I remember, like, Chicken Run.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. Chicken Run might have been mine, too.

[Rory]

See how y' all got excited? That was my Roger Rabbit. Chicken Run was yours, Roger.

[Mall]

I'm trying to. Like. Like, I do have a memory of seeing Chicken Run.

[Damaris]

Maybe like Mike.

[Rory]

But I. I was like, like, Mike earliest. That is.

[Mall]

I. No, I remember seeing Hardball vividly remember seeing Hardball in theaters. Bad Boys. Bad Boys. The first one, maybe.

[Rory]

Oh, my God. That is crazy.

[Damaris]

I don't even think I was born when the first Bad Boys came out.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I still can't believe I never heard of no holes barred with Hulk Hogan singing. No, I saw that.

[Damaris]

They was calling you old in the comments.

[Rory]

It's okay. It's a flex to get old. I don't know why is acting like that's like a. It's a flex to get old and see the. I saw.

[Damaris]

Clock it.

[Rory]

Y' all don't even. Y' all don't even know Debo came from that era. That was Debo Zeus in the Holds Bar. Debo from Friday. I gotta watch, I guess.

[Mall]

Yeah, I do remember going on. I think it was like a 8th grade fieldship or something for the Harry Potter shit. And then we. We left and we snuck into Tupac's Resurrection documentary. I remember doing that, but I was like, tupac Resurrection was in, like, junior high, so this isn't like, a first memory. I'm just trying to think of, like, fun movie memories.

[Rory]

Yeah, I think either.

[Damaris]

My homegirl got finger popped in I am Legend.

[Rory]

I mean.

[Mall]

I mean.

[Rory]

Like, that's where you get.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Finger pop.

[Mall]

That kind of goes.

[Rory]

Everybody knows that.

[Mall]

Hand in hand.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Which.

[Rory]

All right.

[Mall]

But how far into the movie. Got to see how sick she is.

[Damaris]

I remember that it was around a time where he was talking to the mannequins.

[Rory]

That's when she got horny.

[Damaris]

Like, when the dog got loose. And, like, the mannequin go to the.

[Rory]

Street and she let her dog.

[Mall]

Where'd you come from? Where'd you come from?

[Rory]

The dog got loose, and she let her dog loose.

[Damaris]

Yeah. And I came home. I remember me and my God sister came home and told my godmom, and she was like, and now that little boy gonna walk around and ask everybody to smell his finger. Y' all better not let that happen to y'. All.

[Rory]

Smell my fingers.

[Mall]

He probably did that.

[Rory]

And then who leaned in to smell it? We don't never talk about the guy that, like, where's he at in life now? The guy that was like, yo, let me smell it. Where you think he at?

[Damaris]

Jail?

[Rory]

There's only one place that nigga could be. The let me smell it nigga is his Jill for sure. He's for sure in prison. Let me smell it is crazy.

[Mall]

One of my friends, I remember to prove we don't think that he fingered the girl, but he came back and was like, like, it smell like fish. And at that time, I didn't think that was weird. But now, like, in retrospect, like, who taught you that it smell. Smell like fish?

[Rory]

I mean, you know, cuz I don't even think you fish. Yeah.

[Damaris]

You know that you know crab boils when you smell crab boils. Josh, we got a voicemail.

[Rory]

You've got mail.

[Mall]

These are sponsored by Boost.

[Rory]

Boost Mobile book. Yo, is he from New York? Long time fan.

[Mall]

I'm saying New York, Les, Harlem, Bronx, Brooklyn, all that. Everywhere.

[Rory]

All right, so, boom.

[Mall]

I'm a nurse or whatever. I know you know what I'm saying? Listen, God is good. They let me do it.

[Rory]

You feel me? But yeah, so I work with mad.

[Mall]

Women, and it's crazy because they disrespectful.

[Rory]

My, but they disrespectful, but you gotta laugh type shit.

[Mall]

And basically, I say that to say.

[Rory]

Like, what's the most disrespectful thing a.

[Mall]

Woman ever told you? But you just had to laugh because it's love. But really, you like, yo, if she was a dude, I would have to punch out her mouth.

[Rory]

You know what I mean?

[Mall]

Respectfully.

[Rory]

But like, my homegirl, Tanisha, she'd be telling me, like, I would suck my balls.

[Damaris]

I'm like, what?

[Mall]

Like, yo, my, you bugging out. But she's, you know.

[Rory]

You know, one of my.

[Mall]

And so we just kind of laugh or whatever. But that's crazy. Anyway, what's the most disrespectful to be saying. Y' all imagine that's the guy that has to take it, moderate your, like, morphine.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Mall]

And, like, draw your blood.

[Damaris]

He probably can cold switch.

[Mall]

It's not that. It's that he told a whole story before that had nothing to do with his question.

[Rory]

I think Damaris said some of the most disrespectful shit that. What was that you said? Asked me one time what I asked, and I was like. I was like, yo, Damaris. I was like, you almost made me call you out your name. What you had. You said. I forgot what you. What it was.

[Damaris]

You asked some shit to you.

[Rory]

I don't know exactly. As long as you know you done said some shit. You said something one day, and I was like, yo, Baby D. I almost called you out your name. I forgot what it was, though.

[Damaris]

Me, too.

[Rory]

That probably was the most recent.

[Damaris]

That wasn't even that bad. I know when I say disrespectful shit.

[Mall]

I've had women say wild shit to me, but I didn't care too much. It's the ones that, like, really pierce your skin that are disrespectful to me. Like, I've had a girl, like, quietly be like, that's why you end up just like your dad. And to me, that was like, you disrespectful. I have confided in.

[Rory]

You don't even know my dad.

[Damaris]

See, I feel like that's disrespectful.

[Mall]

Me, I sat and confided with you.

[Rory]

The marriage. That's disrespectful.

[Damaris]

I feel like what she said was way worse.

[Mall]

If a girl just told me, suck my dick, I probably laugh. Like, I don't. That's not that disrespectful.

[Rory]

Depending on who.

[Mall]

If a man says it, it's way different.

[Rory]

Oh, of course.

[Mall]

Now it's like. Like, all right. But if a girl said, like, even in an argument, I'd laugh.

[Rory]

Huh.

[Damaris]

Peach, please.

[Rory]

What he said now, they might actually.

[Damaris]

Have a dick like, Pete.

[Mall]

All right.

[Rory]

I mean, 20, 25. He has a point. He makes a point.

[Mall]

He doesn't have a point.

[Rory]

He has a point. No, it's disrespectful coming from a woman, especially if she's. She's trying to be disrespectful. You know, if a woman arguing with a man and she throw that out there, like, she know that that's disrespectful.

[Mall]

If she's. If she says that, I know. I'm winning the argument. So I don't even care at that point. Like, if you resorted to suck my dick. All right, cool. Yeah, go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Nah, but I've never, like, suck my new dick. Like, that's. Nah, see, I'm not saying I ever said it.

[Rory]

See, see, see that. That's. That right there, baby. D. Like, if he slap you. I understand is all I'm saying. I understand. I ain't saying it's right, but I can see the knee jerk reaction. If a woman told you, especially if you used to fuck with her and she say that.

[Mall]

Well, who's getting arguments with women like that that they weren't sleeping with?

[Rory]

Dude, what you mean that happens? Yeah, you could definitely be out somewhere and just get into an argument with a girl for whatever reason. I mean, I've never gotten into an argument with a woman like that, but.

[Mall]

If she said that and you, like, didn't even know her like that, I'd probably laugh too. Wait, what? Not because that's what you landed on.

[Rory]

I would want to sit there and be like, we might actually become cool after that, me and that girl. Because how you. How you came up with that? Like, you said that, but ain't your first time telling a that. Like, that's cr. That's that disrespectful. It's like, now you practice that. You got that off.

[Mall]

All my anger would probably leave and I'd start laughing.

[Rory]

Yeah, you gotta laugh at that. You gotta. But it's disrespectful, though.

[Mall]

But yeah, I don't know if there's like one specific statement. It's always been like. Like things that were very specific to our relationship. Yeah, it's. It's not a statement like, suck my ball. It's like this gentleman said. Yeah, but.

[Rory]

Yes, that's my home, girls. That's. That's nothing. You don't care about that.

[Damaris]

So I'm trying to think of what about you, mom.

[Rory]

Disrespectful.

[Damaris]

Most disrespectful thing a woman ever said to you. You strict, though, so I can't see women really disrespecting you.

[Rory]

No, I'll tell you all the time. I've never really gotten into that space with women, like, of disrespect, arguing, fighting. I've never really.

[Damaris]

She never told you he was a piece of. A woman never told you he was a piece of.

[Rory]

Yeah, but that's not. That's like, true, Tom. She's just being truthful at that point.

[Mall]

Tom. Disrespectful is like, if a girl was like, that's why you cuddled with me. M be like, don't tell nobody that.

[Damaris]

Yo ma is a no.

[Rory]

But. No, I don't know. I never, I never really. I never really got into a real disrespectful space with a woman. Like, seriously, in arguing. Like, like never. I'm just so non argument or non confrontational when it comes to women that I've never been in that space with a woman.

[Mall]

And we had this conversation years and years ago. You've never had a woman hit you. So. Yeah, I mean, to me, that's been the most disrespectful words.

[Rory]

Yeah. Like, yeah, but hitting somebody is the highest form.

[Damaris]

That's the highest disrespect outside of spitting on somebody.

[Rory]

But that's not like spitting on somebody.

[Mall]

Spit is.

[Rory]

I pray, yo. It's things that I get on my knees and pray at night and I pray that nobody ever, ever gets to space where they feel like they can spit on me. I am going to the deepest, darkest cell in prison if somebody spits on me.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's a different level.

[Rory]

Spitting on somebody. When I see people do that, I'm just like, how do you do that? Like, that is the craziest, some of the craziest shit ever for somebody to spit on you.

[Mall]

I agree.

[Rory]

Like, spitting on you. Speaking of spitting baddies, some are from baddies. She's not on baddies no more. I read it. I don't know if it's true, but allegedly she spit on one of the security guards crutch and he broke her. He broke her. Her teeth. He punched the teeth out Mouth.

[Mall]

Jesus.

[Rory]

Yeah. Cause I was reading it because I like, you know, her character on Baddies was. I was like, yo, why she not on it? And I just started reading up and allegedly she got into something with a security guard. He. She spit on him and he punched in the mouth and knocked her teeth up.

[Mall]

But why even spit on the security guard?

[Rory]

Well, if you know Summer, you know that that's her, you know, she'll spit on. She'll spit on him out on a. She's been on. She'll spit on you for sure.

[Mall]

I mean, I. I think that's like.

[Rory]

One of her moves. Like you press down, down, left, right?

[Mall]

And then it just. Her gta.

[Rory]

Gta.

[Mall]

All weapons.

[Rory]

Yeah. B A, B A. Yeah. And just spit on you.

[Mall]

I mean, I don't think that should happen ever. But like, I like when Pac was spitting on cameras.

[Rory]

Just spitting. Other reporters, I understand they definitely caught you. Understood what he was. You know what it was in that moment. Moment. Yeah. But that was like the highest level of disrespect spitting on somebody. So. Yeah, no, thankfully never had that. Never want that. Don't wish that in my life. Don't want that energy around me.

[Damaris]

Don't disrespect men. Got women, please.

[Rory]

Yeah, man, it's just. It's easier.

[Damaris]

Be hard on, but don't be dis.

[Mall]

I don't think anyone should spit on anybody, period. Because that now you just opening a whole different. The way other people think suck my dick is the most offensive thing to me. Spitting on somebody is. I at that point, is there rules?

[Rory]

No, no. Spitting on somebody is. It's. Everything is in play now. Yeah, death is in play for sure.

[Mall]

But then I'm not sitting down just because somebody spit on me. I'd be tight because. Yes, I agree. But I have an impulse after that, then I'm sitting down for life because somebody spit on me.

[Damaris]

And now I'm. I'm sitting down.

[Rory]

Yeah. Yeah, baby. D me you gonna be playing spades. I'm saying you're gonna be playing spades together, baby.

[Mall]

Yeah. This might gonna spit on you.

[Rory]

And pray not well at that point. Yeah, we spit, then we awesome spitting. But somebody spit on me. In the free world. In the free world. In the free world. I'm going to prison, definitely. Without a doubt. I have no problem going to prison for that.

[Mall]

Do we have any more voicemails? Okay, well, when you're listening to this, the clips album is out.

[Rory]

Clips album out. Some new music coming. Yeah, let's hear it. I'm here. I'm here for the new music, man.

[Mall]

Looks like kid cut. Kid Cudi's putting out a record today. Travis Scott, Cactus Jack. Giveon has an album coming out tomorrow.

[Damaris]

Really?

[Mall]

Beloved. Where the fuck have I been?

[Damaris]

Oh, my God, I'm so excited. I am. I made a TikTok asking where Giveon was.

[Mall]

Dear beloved, I'll see you tonight. Beloved week. Oh, and there's a track list. I apologize. Giveon. Damn. All right, well, yeah, give on.

[Rory]

Give you on clips.

[Mall]

Oh, it's gonna be a good Larry.

[Rory]

June putting something out tonight. Yep. Larry June. Okay. We got some good music. Got some good music, man. Love when we get a good music Friday.

[Mall]

Cash Cobain record, mgk. I know.

[Rory]

Come on, man.

[Damaris]

I know.

[Rory]

Come on, man. You know how I feel about mgk Flowing K trada.

[Mall]

Yes. This Might be a cool whole Friday.

[Rory]

Good music coming out.

[Mall]

Whole Rob 49 Deluxe. I've heard some Rob 49 I like though.

[Rory]

Yeah, he got a couple records.

[Mall]

I don't know if I'm gonna like run to the deluxe, but he has some joints I like.

[Damaris]

What the helly?

[Rory]

Lil Durk I with Rob 49.

[Mall]

Lil Durk. Codeine problems.

[Rory]

Shouts to Dirk.

[Mall]

Feel like there's other things.

[Rory]

Don't know where he's at with his case right now, but you know, it's obviously.

[Damaris]

Is he out or is he in jail?

[Mall]

He's in jail. Jail.

[Rory]

Nah. Shout outs to Lil Durk. Prayers to Dirk, man. Hopefully everything works out for him. I like Dirk a lot, man. Never met him, but. But his energy. Anytime I seen him on, you know, interviews and stuff like that. Like, I like. I like Dirk a lot. So. Prayers to Dirk and his situation.

[Mall]

Oh, Bodie James and Nicholas Craven, whole project tomorrow. Late to my own funeral. Did you guys say that? I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. This is going to be a great new music Friday.

[Rory]

Shout outs to Boldy.

[Damaris]

I'm looking forward to the clips. I'm going to the listening party tonight.

[Rory]

Of course you are.

[Damaris]

I'm a press Push about who really won me and Rory's battle.

[Mall]

He already. We decided that.

[Damaris]

But that was on like he just told you that. The happy ego. I'm talking to him in real life.

[Mall]

And see, you think Push is. Is looking out to protect my ego. You think like that's how Push thinks. You've. You've heard his discography. You think he's trying to protect my.

[Damaris]

Maybe if he hear me say the bars like out loud here to Cadence.

[Mall]

Like, maybe he'll rapping that and push his ear over his own clips album with his brother.

[Rory]

Yeah, baby.

[Mall]

Would be the funniest thing of all. Don't do it like. No, but did you hear what I said, though?

[Rory]

No, don't. Don't do it. Don't do it.

[Mall]

Oh my God, I'm mad. I can't go tonight. But let me know how it is.

[Damaris]

I can't believe you leaving me alone.

[Rory]

We'll listen to the music by myself. We'll stream the album, listen to some bars, see what the clips did, see what Pharrell did.

[Mall]

You could find your husband there. I. I think a rap nerd is the right guy for you.

[Damaris]

Possibly.

[Rory]

What's up, baby D?

[Mall]

What's up?

[Rory]

I'm just looking at you, that's all. You know, I'm just. I'm just happy to be in your close Friends. That's all, baby.

[Damaris]

D, Yo, Mark keeps saying he calling my close friends, took him out the moment he got on here and said he was in. My close friends.

[Rory]

I'm not in no more. No, no, that's up, man. I know I ain't see that green ring in the car. I thought you was just chilling. That's up, baby.

[Mall]

Stipulation to get into the clips, listening you had. You have to take Maul out of your close friend.

[Rory]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Mall]

That's like the NDA, man.

[Rory]

Baby, do what I do. I just. I. I was in the back chilling. I ain't coming on too.

[Damaris]

Rory said some in our. One of our last episodes. I just looked at him and then I forgot to tell Peach to clip it up out.

[Rory]

Oh, see, I. I didn't do that.

[Damaris]

I'm not going to repeat it.

[Rory]

I didn't do that, though. I just said I was happy to be in your close friends, and you took me out. That's up. It's all right, though. It's all good.

[Mall]

What did I say was crazy? I was just trying to find her home girl from burgers and bottles.

[Rory]

Doing too much. Doing too much.

[Mall]

It was a whole segment.

[Rory]

Yeah, but. No, but you do. You. You turned it into a segment. It wasn't on docket.

[Mall]

It was sponsored by Boost.

[Rory]

It was sponsored by Boost. Damaris's close friends is sponsored by Boost. Yep.

[Mall]

And we can close now. I. I don't want to disrespect Josh. He had one of the funniest questions in our breakdown. And we can end with this. Is that Klay Thompson with Meg the Stallion? Question mark. I think we can end on that. Let the listeners linger, and maybe they'll lose sleep tonight.

[Damaris]

In the back of her picture, they're trying to figure out that's some random man just trying to enjoy his fucking vacation.

[Rory]

That is hilarious.

[Mall]

It does look like Clay.

[Rory]

That. And it's gonna. It's hilarious. If that is him, like, that's gonna be really funny.

[Damaris]

But he wouldn't be all the way over there in the back in the background looking at Meg take the picture.

[Mall]

Like that was the point.

[Rory]

Point. Yeah. It was supposed to be like a soft launch. Yeah. That was Waldo, kind of. Yeah.

[Mall]

Like, you know, the arm Rolex. This is the new Arm Rolex.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You just pray Klay Thompson actually is in a relationship with, like.

[Mall]

Oh, is he? I don't know.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

And prayers to Meg. She looks great.

[Mall]

Listen.

[Rory]

Hallelujah. That thigh, that, that, that, that underneath, right, right there. How that thing lay down on top of the water right there like that. Yeah, my bad. Yo, we'll talk to y' all in a couple days. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that. He's just Ginger. Peace, peace, no worry.

[Damaris]

And now this is an I Heart podcast.