Podcast Summary: New Rory & MAL
Episode 390 | Let The Pod Swag Em Out
Release Date: July 15, 2025

1. Frustrations with Phone Notifications (00:16 - 04:01)

The episode kicks off with the hosts diving into a passionate discussion about the annoyance of frequent phone notifications. Rory expresses strong disdain for phones set to loud and vibing due to their persistent light notifications.

• Rory: "And you know who's even scarier? The people that have that light notification. Oh my God, they belong in prison and not like just county jail." (02:16)

Damaris and Mall chime in, sharing their preferences for silent modes and criticizing those who keep their phones perpetually active.

2. Weekend Adventures and Keisha Cole Concert (04:42 - 11:35)

The conversation shifts to recounting the hosts' weekend activities, particularly focusing on Damaris attending the Keisha Cole concert. They discuss the concert's lineup, including performances by Lil Kim and Jadakiss, and share their experiences navigating various eateries in Brooklyn before the event.

• Damaris: "Keisha Cole concert is not close friendship. Crying at the Keisha Cole concert is." (05:13)

The hosts commend Keisha Cole's performance, highlighting her emotional delivery and the memorable setlist.

3. In-Depth Review of The Clips' New Album (12:33 - 27:55)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reviewing The Clips' latest album. Rory and Mall offer high praise for the album's authenticity, production quality, and the strategic promotional rollout.

• Mall: "It's good to see people react to the album the way they did into the music." (14:44)

They discuss standout tracks like "Chains and Whips" and "POV," with Rory declaring Malice's verse on "POV" as potentially the best rap verse of the year.

• Rory: "POV I think Malice may have verse of the year on pov. As of right now, I don't know if there's a better rap verse." (21:24)

The hosts also critique the album's sequencing, suggesting that emotionally heavy tracks might be better placed later in the album.

4. Justin Bieber's "Swag" Album Analysis (34:00 - 43:53)

Rory and Mall transition to discussing Justin Bieber's recently released "Swag" album. They acknowledge initial skepticism about the album's rushed title but are pleasantly surprised by its quality and intentional production.

• Mall: "It's a good album. It's a good album. I like it a lot, man." (35:22)

They highlight collaborations with artists like Gunna and appreciate Bieber's fusion of pop and R&B elements, although they express some disappointment with certain skits interspersed throughout the album.

5. Highlights from Wireless Fest in London (39:46 - 50:26)

The hosts recap the Wireless Fest event held in London, commending Drake's ambitious three-night, three-set performance. They discuss the diverse lineup, which included artists like Lauryn Hill, Skepta, and Vanessa Carlton, and touch upon the dynamic between UK and US rap scenes.

• Mall: "So shout out to the UK, shout out to London and shout out to Drake for an incredible wireless weekend." (43:09)

Rory emphasizes the potential for UK rappers to bridge into the American market, expressing excitement over the possibility of future collaborations and cultural exchanges.

6. Colin McGregor and Azealia Banks Incident (51:45 - 62:18)

A controversial segment unfolds as Rory narrates an incident involving Colin McGregor sending unsolicited explicit photos to Azealia Banks. The hosts express their shock and disapproval of such behavior, discussing the implications of digital harassment and consent.

• Rory: "He sent a photo of his dick to Azealia and then said, don't rat. Rats always get caught." (52:02)

Damaris reinforces the seriousness of unsolicited explicit images, labeling them as a form of sexual assault.

• Damaris: "Please stop sending dick pics unsolicited. It is sexual assault. Thank you." (54:42)

The discussion highlights the intersection of celebrity behavior, digital ethics, and personal boundaries in the modern age.

7. Listener Voicemails: Interracial Marriage and Naming Traditions (93:17 - 112:18)

The episode features voicemails from listeners sharing personal stories. One notable call from Damon discusses navigating naming conventions in an interracial marriage, emphasizing the balance between honoring both cultural backgrounds and ensuring the names resonate positively.

• Rory: "We’re trying to figure out what’s the best balance of making sure that our future children are able to appreciate and have both sides of our respective backgrounds traditions." (94:02)

Mall and Damaris contribute to the conversation, debating the appropriateness and impact of certain names, particularly focusing on cultural sensitivity and identity.

8. Fun with UNO: Rules and Strategies (66:00 - 85:07)

In a lighthearted segment, the hosts engage in a playful debate over UNO rules, showcasing their camaraderie and humor. They discuss house rules, strategic plays, and the complexities of administering game etiquette.

• Damaris: "If I have five tools in my hand, draw twos. No, regular twos. Any number." (66:46)

The banter highlights the hosts' dynamic and their ability to entertain listeners with relatable, everyday topics.

9. Final Remarks and Ad Breaks (85:07 - End)

As the episode winds down, the hosts wrap up their discussions, transitioning smoothly through various topics, including shout-outs to other artists and upcoming events. They also feature advertisements interspersed throughout the conversation, promoting products like Boost Mobile, LifeLock, and BetterHelp.

Notable Quotes:

• Rory on Phone Notifications: "And you know who's even scarier? The people that have that light notification. Oh my God, they belong in prison..." (02:16)

• Mall on The Clips' Album: "It's good to see people react to the album the way they did into the music." (14:44)

• Damaris on Sexual Assault: "Please stop sending dick pics unsolicited. It is sexual assault. Thank you." (54:42)

• Rory on UNO Rules: "UNO doesn't even know their own rules. I think UNO thinks you can't even put, like, any green card on a red." (70:12)

This episode of New Rory & MAL offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, cultural discussions, and in-depth music reviews, all delivered with the hosts' signature candidness and energy. Whether debating UNO strategies or critiquing the latest in music, listeners are treated to an engaging and multifaceted conversation.