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Peach
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Rory
What'S up with the marriage?
Damaris
Oh she hit the clock now we.
Rory
Yeah what's up with the marriage she Playing R B. Well, Peace is playing.
Damaris
We know what's going on. We're rolling.
Rory
P. Just setting the mood. Damaris is. Is humming along singing now she moaning what's going on? I know it's raining out. It's the perfect cuddle weather, stay home weather.
Peach
But like Peach was playing that boy Peach was playing at that flashback music.
Damaris
That was Peach on. On.
Peach
Yeah, that was Peach on.
Damaris
I thought that was you the whole time.
Peach
Nah, that was Peach.
Damaris
I thought that was you.
Peach
Me and Peach were live on Tik Tok playing. Playing some tunes live on TikTok. We live on TikTok.
Rory
You can go live on it. What up? What can you. What can you not go live on these days? I didn't even know you can go live on TikTok.
Damaris
I listen live.
Peach
TikTok is the biggest live place you can go. Like TikTok is like live streaming. Like people. It's like Home Shopping Network. There's people on there selling shit from TikTok shop and will stand there all day. Like they like if I go on, indeed I can get a job standing there selling a product on TikTok, like the Home Shopping Network.
Damaris
I kind of wish like the Christians were right yesterday that the rapture came. Yeah. Like, I was like, well, what if.
Rory
It happened and we weren't chosen?
Damaris
As a devout Catholic, it could have happened. Nah, it's like the congestion pricing. Everyone's still here.
Rory
Everyone.
Damaris
I promised you. Everyone's still here. Nobody left. Everyone is still here. As a devout Catholic, I was kind of looking forward not to think I would be chosen, but I mean, hell might be better than here now. I'm like, this is what's going on now.
Rory
I think it's congestion prices, not you.
Damaris
On Tick Tock Live. But people are standing in a grocery store on Tick tock live for 24 hours.
Peach
Well, they're not in a grocery store. They're in like a private like home. And they're like, oh, buy this lip kit or buy this couch or this makeup vanity 200 on sale. Right. If you buy it right now. Like, it's like that. It's a new way of selling. It's like Amazon.
Damaris
Like, how is the economy in this? And all we do is sit on live and buy. Myself included. When I scroll through Instagram, they catch me every time with those ads. They work every time. I have so much useless in my house that I is because of Instagram ads. How is the economy in the.
Rory
Yeah, I don't.
Damaris
I think all we're doing is buying stuff I don't.
Rory
I don't think we. We're in a recession. There's no way. People spend too much money. There's too much money being spent. Every. People have money. Everybody has money.
Damaris
We buy more than we work.
Rory
Yeah. Like, it's. It's. It's like, I'm. I'm done. Don't tell me we're in a recession. Don't tell me people are broke. I don't want to hear it. Because anytime Chris Brown come to town, it's sold out. You know what I'm saying?
Damaris
That being the deciding factor of.
Rory
I'm just saying the stadium is sold out. The Knicks games are sold. The Garden is sold out. Everything is sold. People flying to Puerto Rico to see Bad Bunny Niggas got Money, Man. Stop lying.
Peach
You know what I think it is, though? I think that because the economy is so bad and just the world just in total. People just are looking at it like it's gone to shit. People are spending money that they don't have. Like, that's the thing. Like, I'm. I'm queen of it. I spend so much money I don't have. Like, people like, oh, you're not broke.
Damaris
You could.
Peach
You could afford to do all these things.
Rory
No, I can't.
Peach
I'm gonna do it anyway, though. I'm gonna pay that shit later. I'm a karna it. I'm gonna affirm it. I'm gonna do all that shit.
Rory
I'm.
Peach
Yeah, because life is just like. Life's so up right now, it's like. It. Have fun.
Rory
The affirm warriors is out there.
Peach
PayPal paying for all them. Oh, all of them.
Rory
Shorty says she made 80 million on only fans.
Damaris
Joe, you will never let that go.
Rory
That's not.
Damaris
And I believe it was 40 million, which, I mean, it's still.
Rory
That's not crazy to none of y'.
Peach
All.
Rory
No, that's not crazy.
Damaris
There's people on Tick Tock sitting around all day, saying, buy a couch. Buy this. Buy this. Yeah, that showing your. Yeah. 40 million. Oh, there's people making a million dollars selling houses they've never even seen before. They've never sat on that couch. They've never seen that. They're saying, just buy the couch. Because they get a check.
Rory
Almost 40 million to see. Bro, she doesn't. All right, now, we had a whole.
Damaris
Nother game is the game now.
Rory
We had a whole. She don't even show badge is the game. And she clocked out 40 M's last year.
Damaris
Listen, man, right after 911 made sure we were. We were buying society. They are praying the economy going again.
Rory
They are preying on the incels, bro. The incels is rich.
Damaris
Everybody's an incel.
Rory
What you mean everybody's an insult?
Damaris
Everybody's an incel now. Not by the definition of what we've talked about before. Of the guy that sits there, gets no pussy, is a fucking weirdo. Debates on the Internet all day. We have all become based off what Damaris was just saying where we just consume based off the shit that we see on the Internet. We are all incels to some degree now.
Peach
But that's not. Incel. Is completely sexually related. You can't use the word and make it mean something different. We're all losers. That's. I mean, you can do that.
Damaris
We're all. I thought that was more the incel.
Peach
No, incel. Incel means you're unable. Strictly, you're unable to attract women sexually and you usually have hostile views towards women.
Rory
Involuntary celibate.
Peach
Yes.
Damaris
A member of the online community of a young man who considers themselves unable to attract women sexually. Typically associated with the views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
Rory
So we're not all inc.
Damaris
I take. I take that back. Okay. To the economy. Yes. We are all incels.
Rory
To the economy, yes.
Damaris
If you take out sexual and put economy. We are all insult.
Rory
All right.
Damaris
That's what I'm.
Rory
That makes sense.
Damaris
It's more of a metaphor.
Rory
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Damaris
I don't know.
Rory
They need unlimited.
Damaris
Don't know anything anymore.
Rory
Unlimited data. If they paying 40 million to see no vagina. That's insane, man.
Damaris
That's the art of it, though.
Rory
That is. That is.
Damaris
You're paying to think about it. You're not even that deep in your.
Rory
Mind paying to think about it.
Damaris
Hey, think about it.
Rory
Okay, like what it could be. I remember when this used to cost like $6. Just buy a magazine to see vag.
Peach
But that's.
Rory
That's like Black Tail. Y' all remember Blacktail magazine? Y' all remember that?
Peach
No, Remember Blacktail, Josh?
Damaris
Was it Buttman or Buttman?
Rory
Buttman. Yo, that. That was another type of magazine.
Damaris
That was definitely.
Rory
I never went down.
Damaris
Don't even try to do that.
Rory
I never went down.
Damaris
Don't even try to do that.
Peach
I remember that one.
Rory
You gotta remember Blacktail. One of your aunties on there. One of your aunties on there. For sure. If we go down to Blacktail magazine. We're gonna see one of our aunts.
Damaris
Come on, let's clear it up. Because you.
Peach
You.
Damaris
You stay trying to make me out to be gay. Is that a gay magazine? Buttman magazine.
Rory
Oh, no, I never seen Buttman.
Damaris
Okay. Yeah, that was in the streets going. Batman was going crazy. Funny. Steals from my cousin.
Rory
It's in the Batman font. That's what's funny about.
Damaris
I used to steal that from my Cousin's house on 21st street in a story. I. I would try to hide them shits in my. My book bag.
Rory
None of those girls made 40 million a year. It's not one. And they showing every. They making it wink.
Damaris
N. Buttman went crazy. Y' all learned about women right there.
Peach
Horny.
Rory
No, no, no. Nobody's horny.
Damaris
I'm talking about the economy.
Rory
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, black tail, you know, I was just asking if y' all remember the lights. I'm not horny, though. No, I promise.
Peach
Okay.
Rory
Yeah, it's all good. Everything's good.
Damaris
The beginning of our, you know, youth.
Peach
So I guess I see you guys had the misogyny pod yesterday.
Damaris
No, we didn't.
Rory
No, we didn't.
Damaris
You would have been so proud of us.
Rory
You would have been proud of me.
Damaris
You.
Rory
Because, you know, you think I'm crazy.
Peach
Was so bad. They made you look like a feminist.
Damaris
Yo, I'm trying to tell you 100.
Rory
I keep telling you I'm a feminist. I'm awful. Like, women's rights and all.
Damaris
Because I might as well, like, dyed his hair blue. Like, that's how he looked out here. He may have been transgender for all I know.
Rory
Yo, I keep telling. I'm not as bad as y' all try to make me out to be. Yo, just.
Peach
I just know you are as bad as we make you out to be. You're just not as bad as.
Rory
Stop telling people I'm cheap. Because now it's affecting my real life. Women in real life are asking me if I'm cheap. Like, stop telling the world that I'm cheap to marriage. Like, women that I'm meeting in the real world now. I heard you was cheap. I'm like, where the you heard that from?
Peach
I ask you questions, and the responses that you give lead people to believe that you are.
Rory
No, no, I'm just not a trick, okay? I'm not cheap.
Peach
Tomato, tomato.
Rory
No, no, no, no, no, no. Because y' all like to say men are tricks. And then y' all say, like, say y' all not hoes. You can't have a trick and not be a hoe. Like, y' all like to say that. So are you a hoe?
Damaris
Points for me.
Rory
You a treat. See, that's. That was a good return. That's whole. That's whole linguistics, though. Like, when the woman's like, I'm a treat. Like, are you. Oh, like, it's okay. You can say that.
Damaris
Nah. Trick or treat.
Rory
Yeah, I get it. Yeah. But stop saying that to marriage, please. Because, like, women are really, like, thinking I'm in real life. Like, they're like, y', all, I heard you was cheap. I'm like, what?
Damaris
It shouldn't matter because they should like you for you, right?
Rory
Yeah, of course. But I'm just saying, like, hearing things about me that's not true is crazy. Like, so now I'm seeing that it's starting to really, like, you know, affect me in the real world. Like, people are looking at me like, oh, you cheap.
Peach
Y' all sat up here and said, I. I date nothing but jailbirds for years.
Rory
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Peach
Years.
Rory
If we go down the line, some of them niggas are still on jpay, is all I'm saying.
Peach
You're lying. Like, that's a narrative. That's not true. And people. Really?
Rory
You never dated nobody that got locked up that's been arrested at that time?
Peach
Two people that have been locked up.
Damaris
Before, and you've only dated three people total?
Rory
And how many people have you dated that got killed due to drug and violence? Drugs and violence?
Peach
One.
Rory
Okay, so now we have four total. Three.
Peach
Four in my history. My 20 years of fucking day in.
Rory
I ain't gonna lie, though. That's a little. Like, you gotta type.
Peach
That's not. Anyway. And you cheap. See, now, see.
Rory
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not the same. It's not the same. I just don't trick. I just don't trick. I'm not cheap. I just don't trick. Yeah, I don't mind spending money on nice things, but I'm not.
Peach
And I'm not a hoe. I just don't fuck for free. You see what I'm saying? You see?
Rory
You see, that's whole, like, one on one. They tell you that soon as you.
Peach
But that's what you sound like.
Rory
You take a whole course. That's what they tell you. They be like, yo, you can have sex, but you gotta pay for it. That's like the first chapter in what you just said. Like, what you talking. That's like, the first chapter. The first lesson is don't fuck for free.
Peach
Did y' all miss me yesterday?
Damaris
No, I think it was better that you weren't here yesterday.
Rory
Yeah, no, I didn't miss you yet.
Damaris
That conversation would have went further off the rails than it already was.
Peach
I'd have started calling mama's hoes.
Damaris
What does that mean?
Rory
You just start calling mama's hoes.
Peach
Your mama is a hoe. That's what I would have said.
Damaris
Why? Because we don't even know if those gentlemen's mothers are. Yeah, It's a wild thing to jump out there.
Peach
I heard was being disrespectful. I know. And then y' all had somebody over here sitting in my seat. They commented on YouTube saying the marriage forgot her wig today.
Damaris
Us face do not look anything alike.
Rory
Hilarious. That's hilarious.
Damaris
You guys look nothing alike.
Rory
Who said that, though?
Damaris
Like, also, I love space, but when he sat down, I thought he was, like, going to contribute, and he did in the beginning. And then Space was just quiet.
Rory
Well, that's why his space goes. He just disappeared. He left.
Damaris
Oh, okay.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Part of why he could have been on the couch.
Rory
Part of his. His aura.
Damaris
He started out like, yo, I'm going to pause rear the conversation. He asked the question and then legitimately disappeared.
Rory
After that, it was over.
Damaris
Yeah, but I. I think you would have been proud of us. Did you actually watch the whole conversation? Cuz I felt like Mo and I held it down for. For logic and women.
Rory
I tried the rapper. Like, I just. I tried Damaris. You would have been proud of me, though. Thank you. You don't have to say it, but thank you.
Peach
Oh, you're welcome.
Rory
I mean, you don't have to say it. Thank you.
Damaris
I was kind of shocked that Maul, like, was on my side. I thought it was about to be a 3v1.
Rory
Y'. All. Y' all think I'm. Y' all really think I'm, like, way worse than I am. I'm really not.
Damaris
Shout out to Heineken. And so. But that was, like, further than I ever thought. Like, sometimes I get there's content. Sometimes I think there's trolling. But I believe them.
Rory
No, I believe them 100%.
Damaris
I didn't think they were just saying to say it.
Rory
No, 100%.
Damaris
They see it in their eyes.
Rory
They definitely met that from their soul. They meant it. They met that 100%. But shout out to the guys. H. For sure.
Damaris
It was a great episode.
Rory
Cool conversation with them. Check it out. Now available now.
Damaris
Fully encourage everyone to listen to that entire thing. I Was nervous to even, like, put it on my story.
Rory
Why?
Damaris
Because it was just insane.
Rory
It was fun, though.
Damaris
I know.
Rory
It's good to have fun, crazy conversations.
Damaris
Oh, no, I want to have backfield on, you know, like every two months.
Rory
Yeah, everybody's talking. Let's have some crazy conversations, man.
Damaris
I mean, some people won't take it there, but should we do the regular Happy birthday, Stevie Wonder version? How. How do we want to do it? Small's birthday right now.
Peach
I know. Happy birthday.
Damaris
Christ.
Peach
Happy birthday.
Damaris
Happy birthday. Put some autotune on me, Peach.
Rory
No, no, no, you don't have to.
Damaris
You don't have to.
Rory
Yeah, you don't have to do. No, no, no. I said thank you.
Damaris
Thank you, Rory.
Rory
Thank you. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
Peach
People are literally listening to you up their morning singing Happy Birthday.
Damaris
Happy Birthday. He's put there's tune on it. Y' all can't hear it. That's why Peach has the headphones on. That was crazy T pain.
Rory
Thank you.
Damaris
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Rory
You don't have to do that. Thank you so much, though.
Damaris
Can we just insert the. Stevie?
Rory
Thank you, baby.
Peach
To get older.
Rory
How does it feel to get older?
Damaris
Yeah.
Peach
To get older and see how the world is. You've been along. You've been on this earth for a long time.
Rory
Like, I've been on this earth for, like, many, many years. Right. I was born in the 1900s, baby.
Damaris
D think everyone in this room was.
Rory
Were you? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Damaris
Literally everyone in this room was born in the 1900s.
Rory
Yeah. Were you 1990?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
Last decade.
Rory
Feels great. It feels good getting older does. Yeah, it feels good.
Damaris
That's your birthday speech.
Rory
Yeah.
Peach
You don't look. You don't look your age. And I mean, thank you sincerely. You don't look your age.
Rory
Thank you, baby. Do you know I'm drinking water? I'm moisturizing at night now. You know what I'm saying things like that. Like, you know, I mean, I'm doing everything I can, you know, full head.
Peach
Of hair at 50 years, man.
Rory
You hear me?
Damaris
It's not 50, baby.
Rory
Stop playing with me.
Peach
Sorry, my bad.
Rory
Because I'm not 50. All right? Don't rush my. Don't rush my clock.
Peach
I'm sorry.
Rory
Don't rush my clock.
Damaris
Do you have a goal for. For this year?
Rory
Do I have a goal?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Yes. Make it to see another one.
Damaris
At that age, you just start to, man.
Rory
You just see if you appreciate it, man. Just make it to see another one.
Damaris
Do you go to, like, more yearly doctor checkups at this point?
Rory
No, it's the same still.
Damaris
Once, once a year type vibe.
Rory
Unless you feeling, like, a little, you know, sick, or you start feeling.
Damaris
I was about to say, I think it might be the year. Might be your. Your colonoscopy. It might be your Buttman year.
Rory
Oh, yeah. Nah, definitely. It's definitely my Buttman year. For sure. For sure. I'm gonna subscribe. I gotta subscribe to Buttman.
Damaris
Which tier on Patreon will that be?
Rory
That's right. That's above the date that we live the J lunch.
Damaris
We should do that on Damaris's Tick Tock live stream.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Is you laying on this on your side like that?
Rory
Yeah. Getting the colonoscopy. Yeah, we can live stream that.
Damaris
Nervous for it?
Rory
Nah, it's good. Yeah, you need it.
Peach
You don't eat, huh? You don't eat nothing.
Damaris
But that'll mean anything. Sometimes it could just be. It'd be a little cancer in there. I'm not dying. Colon cancer is a thing, Damaris. I know, but, like, especially for men.
Peach
His age, it's actually been tearing people up. Our. Well, my age, you could eat very.
Damaris
Healthy and still get colon cancer. That could be hereditary. You can eat the healthiest food. There's toxins in this. Listen, man. Tylenol.
Rory
Who knows at this point, Tylenol's making everybody autistic. So if you got a headache, you got to just deal with it, baby D. Either that or you're gonna be. You gonna wake up a little auntie Yo.
Damaris
You either want. You want a headache.
Rory
You want a headache spectrum, or you.
Damaris
Wann feel good on the spectrum.
Rory
You want a headache spectrum or you wake up on the spectrum. It's totally up to you. Take Tylenol at your own precaution.
Damaris
Oh, and now it makes total sense to me because I just have a high tolerance. So I would always take 3 of the extra strength. It would say 2 on the bottle, but I know me.
Rory
That makes so much sense. Now I get it. No, now I see you. Now I understand, like, why I just be popping Tylenol. I understand. I understand why I be like, what's wrong with Roy? I get it. Tylenol. He abuses Tylenol.
Damaris
While I appreciate no matter what administration it is, trying to go down on big pharma karma and figure out what the is going on. Tylenol is one thing. There's a fentanyl problem going on. Why can't RFK just stand and be like, hey, fentanyl Did y' all see that?
Rory
That escort I think they found, that was. That killed three people.
Damaris
Which one? That happens.
Rory
No, it's like, on the COVID the Daily News, I think, today, like, okay, she killed three people with fentanyl. That's insane. Yeah, that's.
Damaris
That's okay. From hell. From Hell's Kitchen, or from, like.
Peach
Oh, my gosh, it's so funny.
Rory
She killed three people with fentanyl. Y' all keep messing with these escorts, man.
Damaris
Well, I was telling you guys, people I know that do drugs, their dealers are putting a little fent in there just to make them crackheads.
Rory
Oh, no, it's fentanyl.
Damaris
And, like, people are.
Rory
You think that's a perfect.
Damaris
People have gotten real good at just finding out exactly how much fent is going to kill somebody and how much isn't. Everyone's become chemists in that world.
Rory
Yeah, that's.
Damaris
So don't act like an escort. Won't know the exact amount of fent that won't leave a trace. But you're going to die.
Rory
No, she.
Damaris
She won't sprinkle a little in that coke. You'll never see it.
Rory
But that's scary, though, to think that. You know what I'm saying? People are out here dating women, and women are. You know, you think you date. Date, drugging them and things like that, and it's like, no, you're killing people.
Damaris
Don't let my dad see this article, because he'll go, back in my day, we killed the hooker. The hooker didn't kill us. Yo, yo, this world's going to shit.
Rory
It was the prostitute that died, not the john, yo.
Damaris
I mean, we'll rest in peace to everyone involved. Oh, this was actually in New York City, I see. Rikers Island.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Got three off in one day.
Rory
I don't know if it's one day.
Damaris
Oh, that's a fetish.
Rory
Like, Yeah, I don't know if she killed three people, but that's. But that.
Damaris
See, to me, that's like running off on the plug. That's why I used to hate that song. Like, now you hustling backwards. Why are you killing the work?
Rory
No, she probably didn't mean to kill.
Peach
I doubt highly she murdered them.
Rory
Yeah, she didn't mean to, but she just. Again, you're giving somebody pills and.
Damaris
Yeah, it's like, yeah, but if you're. Again, I've never been in this situation. But wouldn't you bring your own coke?
Rory
No, I mean, not all the time. Sometimes the prostitute will be like, oh, I have some Coke or whatever. And the john is probably like, oh, I bet we ain't gotta go get it. You already got it. It's kinda like the prostitute pull out the condom. It's like, okay, I ain't gotta go to.
Damaris
But she opens the pack. No.
Rory
Yeah, you gotta watch her open.
Damaris
So she doesn't have.
Rory
No, you gotta watch her open the condom. You gotta watch her open the condom.
Damaris
Yo, imagine a hooker just sitting there with a condom out the pack already, like, yo, I got it right unrolled, unrolled. No, no, no, no. Let me see you open.
Peach
That don't mean just because you unopen it, you can poke it with a tack or a bobby pin before you open it and put a hole in it. That don't mean.
Damaris
No, I'm not even going down that route. I don't think every sex worker is trying to get whatever guy that randomly walks in, yo, get me pregnant. I don't think they're thinking that. But that's just odd to just have the condom already out. Oh, yeah, yeah. It would raise a red flag. I wouldn't think you poked a hole in it. I would just think, why did. Why do you have it in your hand already? Can I see you open it?
Rory
Do you think that every woman has thought about selling, like, sex at least once or twice in their lifetime?
Peach
We've had this convo, but I. I don't think every woman. No, I think many women. Yes, many good women, I'm sure.
Rory
But have you ever thought about it?
Peach
Have I ever thought about doing it? Have I ever had the thoughts? Sure. Have I ever really considered it? No.
Rory
What is the thought, though? Like, exactly.
Peach
Like, the thought is like, every time the rant comes, it's like, God damn, why I couldn't just be a bitch that sell pussy every 29th of the month? I think that. Would I ever consider doing it? No.
Damaris
There's a lot of thoughts I have that would never, never even think about putting into action. But it crossed my mind.
Peach
But it crossed your mind for sure.
Damaris
It definitely crossed my mind. It exists somewhere in here. But it's never going to be selling sex. No, I'm just saying thoughts in general. Like, I've had thoughts that have just entered my mind. It doesn't mean I'm gonna, like, act on them every 29th of the month.
Rory
But, like, how humbling is it, though? Like, if you, if you was trying to sell sex, like, and nobody bought it. Yeah. Like, if your price was too high.
Damaris
Was it clocking that day?
Rory
If you set the bar like, yo, 1500.
Peach
And you got to lower it.
Rory
And then you got.
Damaris
They.
Rory
He negotiate down to 400. Like.
Peach
I'm not built for that life. That's. I could never. I'm not built for that life.
Rory
Yo, setting the bar, 1500, and then the john sitting in the car like, Yo, I got 400 for you. Like, what you going to do, T?
Damaris
Don't start talking to some of our sex worker friends. Because some of her friends that I've. I've asked what the price is just. Cause I'm curious. I'm just one of those people. I'm like, wait, that girl getting that much money to have sex? Some of my homegirls could be eating out here.
Rory
Nah, not everybody.
Damaris
Some chicks that I would not fuck with somebody else's dick is getting 750. A thousand dollars just for 30 minutes. I'm like, yo, what my price is?
Peach
My homeboy that buys pussy, I told him to put a price on me one time, and he put a price on me.
Rory
I was like, oh, what was the price? What was the number?
Peach
I. I will not say that.
Rory
What?
Damaris
In case it has to happen. Remember when Dane got mad about the Escarta sneaker? He said, yo, we put us. We put 60 on the sneaker. Now the brand is $60. It's over forever. Your number is your number now. It's the number. No, but can't say the number.
Rory
I just want to know, like, what her homeboy said, though. Like, yo, like, it wasn't.
Peach
He was. It was high because he started showing me some of the. That he had bought, and I was like, oh, yeah, actually, you lowballed me.
Damaris
The girl I know is a thousand dollars. Respectfully, I won't put a number on you, but if she getting a thousand dollars, you'd quit podcasting for sure.
Peach
For sure.
Damaris
She turning over, like, five people in one night for a thousand dollars. I'm like, yo, five people tried to hit that for a thousand dollars.
Rory
Oh, I wish every girl could, like, strip for, like, one night just to see how much money they would make.
Damaris
They do it on their birthday.
Rory
What you mean they.
Peach
Not everybody not showing hole on their birthday room.
Rory
I didn't say showing hole is crazy.
Damaris
I'm saying, like, jumping on a floor in New York.
Rory
You can't even show hole in New York. That's why I don't go to the strip clubs. I want to see whole. When I go to the strip club.
Damaris
You got to go to the back room where they offer you the cocaine.
Rory
No, but I'm just Saying if I'm going to a strip club, I don't want to see.
Peach
We definitely could have seen Hole when me and Rory had that private room.
Damaris
That probably you can. In that private room. Allegedly. According to Eric Adams.
Rory
Allegedly. Allegedly. Eric Adams. Yeah. He would. He would. He would approve. Like. Yes. No, you just.
Damaris
The Eric catalog and all that.
Rory
Absolutely. Go back there and do what you need to do.
Peach
Well, what you want for your birthday?
Rory
What do I want for my birthday? Yeah.
Damaris
Like, what are we doing?
Rory
I don't know. I mean, I'm not doing shit, but what do I want?
Peach
You see how he cut Rory off so quick? I mean, I ain't doing shit. We don't wanna do nothing with you, Ma.
Rory
We just want to do it. No, I'm saying I don't have. Literally, I have no plans. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know if it's anything I want. Maybe like this. I was looking at this just like this new sofa set that I think I want.
Damaris
You gotta go on TikTok live to get.
Rory
Yeah, I'm at that point in my life. I'm looking like, interior deck. I'm like, yo, that's hard. I need that. That's the type of shit I'm on now. Like, I. New sofa.
Damaris
Do you have somebody online that would, like, maybe buy it for you?
Rory
Oh, yeah, I got a few people that would buy it for me.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
How do you go about that as a man asking for a gift? Women do it with impunity, like, on a regular day.
Rory
Yeah. They ask you for a gift soon as you ask them how their day is going.
Damaris
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
They about nothing. I just need this car.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
What? I just asked how your day was going and asked if you needed a car. But, yeah, no, I got. I got some women that might, like, buy me a. A sofa.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
Yeah, I guess I got a lot.
Damaris
Of women accountable for it. Like, can we follow up in like a week or two?
Rory
Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Damaris
Like, maybe I FaceTime.
Rory
I'm not throwing them out there. No, that's what you like to go. No, no, no. You like to go. I'm asking none of my female friends to buy me anything. I'm just saying I would like. I look. I'm looking at a new sofa.
Damaris
I feel like this birthday should be the first one that anyone that texts you happy birthday, you can say, well, where's my gift?
Rory
See you.
Damaris
I said, I just think we should reverse it for Once you want, I think, this year so bad.
Rory
We can't do that. We don't have the luxury of doing that. Rory, I think we can't act like women, bro. There's some men that act like women, and that's okay. We. You and I cannot do that. We don't have to.
Damaris
No, I'm asking you to do it.
Rory
No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm just happy to have another birthday, see? Another year. That's it. I'm simple, okay? I'm in my simple phase.
Peach
Tell twin I said, happy birthday.
Rory
I will do. Will do.
Damaris
Yeah. What are you going do? You get your sister something for a birthday. How does, like, the twin dynamic work with birthdays? Because obviously, it's more important to women. So, like, did she always overshadow your birthday?
Rory
No, it was never, like, an overshadow.
Damaris
I'm not saying when you guys were kids, but, like, once you guys got older.
Rory
No, she must as. She likes to do stuff for her birthday. I really don't care. And then she's at this thing. She has this thing where she, like, wants to do stuff with me. Like, I'm like, we don't have to. We don't.
Damaris
We're in the womb together.
Rory
Yeah, but we don't have to do. We don't have to spend every birthday together. Like, that's. We don't have to do that.
Damaris
Like, you guys spent your first one together for sure.
Rory
Well, we we spent more than our first one together. But I'm just saying, like, now it's just, like, we don't have to hang out and do something together. Like, we don't have to do a dinner together.
Damaris
Like, I think that's kind of cool.
Rory
No, it is, but we don't have to, is what I'm saying. Like, if you want to do that, if. If it happens, cool. But she'd be, like, wanting it to happen. I'm like, yo, I don't. I'm just somebody that doesn't care to celebrate my birthday. Like, I don't.
Damaris
What's. What's the brother dynamic in that regard? Because, again, I'm an only child. I always want to, like, know these certain things. Like, do all your brothers get excited for your birthday? Like, yo, we gotta go do something. Nah, we asked party bus to A.C. hell, no.
Rory
No party bus, man. Somebody give me a party bus for my birthday. We are no longer friends. Like, we. I'm never speaking.
Peach
I want to put mall on a party bus.
Rory
That is torture.
Damaris
And the AC which is like four hours with traffic. No, you party for the first hour and everyone's like, all right, man, what are we doing right now?
Rory
The first time he was on a party bus, which was years ago. It was kind of cool. But, like, a party bus might be worse than going on, like, a cruise. Like, it's. It's up there like a boat ride. Like a party on a boat. That's the worst in the world to me. Like, we gotta just sit in the middle of the Hudson river until. Yeah, 2:30 in the morning. Like. But if I want to get off now, like, I've been here since 11 o'. Clock. Like, I'm over it. Party bus is second underneath a boat party. That's the worst shit ever. Going on a boat ride for your birthday. Like, I don't know how people still do that.
Damaris
We used to do a Kappa cruise, which a lot of chapters do, but we would do it in the Hudson. And one of my neos.
Rory
What is a Kappa cruise?
Damaris
It's a. It's a. Like a party.
Rory
Like, just the Kappas.
Damaris
No, I mean, like, people are invited. Like, you buy tickets, but y' all throw them.
Rory
Y' all throw the boat.
Damaris
We throw. It's not like. It's just a. Just a. The fellas on the boat.
Rory
That's a different type.
Damaris
That's crazy.
Rory
That's called the Banana Boat.
Damaris
What's that Cuba Gooden Jr. Movie when he goes on the gay cruise. It's not that.
Rory
Oh, damn, I forgot the name of it.
Damaris
So, you know, you throw a party and people buy tickets. Guys that aren't in frats, but women. It's a good time.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
My man, when we docked, fell. He slipped on the ramp going down and fell into the Hudson. But not the Hudson, where, like, things. Trash could kind of like maybe disperse. I'm talking about the dock, like, where all the filth from the Hudson just.
Rory
Ends up in between the boat and the dock. You feel.
Damaris
And just was just sitting there treading water.
Rory
That's scary. That's scary as falling between a boat and a dock.
Damaris
And he wasn't. Like, if he was drunk, I mean, we all would have, like, tried to save him. He was sober, so we all just laughed. And they threw him a fucking little floaty thing.
Rory
That is. Wow.
Damaris
Fell, right? Like loafers suit.
Rory
You ever been on a cruise?
Damaris
No.
Rory
Been on a cruise to Mars?
Peach
No.
Rory
Peach, you've been on the cruise. What cruise? Peas. What cruise did you go on?
Peach
He said, you want to screw?
Rory
That don't count, man. Use it. The family.
Peach
Oh, they forgot you on the island, Peach. That's awful.
Damaris
This was. Is this Home Alone 5? This is where they were eventually gonna go. The tropical version of Home Alone. Peach doesn't have a mic, so we'll try to repeat quickly. All right, so Peach high school went on a cruise with his family. Got left. Did they not do a headcount? Did they? If you don't make it back, yeah.
Rory
They go, oh, yeah, yeah. If you don't make it, even if.
Damaris
You'Re like, a juvenile, you're not able.
Peach
They're not stopping that crew. It's hundreds of thousands of people.
Damaris
So.
Rory
But wait, hold on. But what happened, though? How did you get back with your family?
Peach
Oh, a tugboat.
Damaris
He took a speedboat.
Rory
They put peas on a jet ski.
Damaris
The taxpayers of the Bahamas had to pay for peasants tugboat to get back to the cruise.
Peach
I'm crying.
Rory
You. I know you were scared, as I know you. You was drunk at 15. Oh, my God. Peach is a. He needs help.
Damaris
If I was on a cruise at 15, I'd probably be drunk.
Peach
Aren't we supposed to be going on a cruise as a family? Are we going? Did you ever get that confirmed?
Rory
I did.
Damaris
I didn't think y' all wanted to go.
Peach
Rory, I sat there and told you that I wanted to go. Mad times. I had a whole conversation with you about it.
Damaris
I was thinking about off mic because there's negotiations happening at this very moment.
Peach
Okay, my bad.
Damaris
I actually currently blur it. Filling out the information now.
Peach
Oh, okay, my bad.
Damaris
Yeah, see, now you're trying to splash. What we trying to do right here?
Peach
Okay, continue.
Damaris
Well, yes, all right, so cruise for your birthday, then.
Rory
I don't know, man.
Damaris
It's not too late.
Rory
I kind of want to do the.
Damaris
Alaska cruise like I want to.
Rory
Not that new Ritz Carlton cruise. Look crazy, though.
Peach
Yeah, but it's too. Is way too much. We were looking it up. It's way too much money.
Rory
That look like that might be the cruise to go on, though, that Ritz Carlton. That might be the cruise to go.
Damaris
Did they go to. To, like, Alaska and. Or just to the tropics?
Rory
Who wants to go to Alaska?
Damaris
You guys haven't seen. Maybe it's just the white and me. You guys haven't seen those. Those cruises that go up to, like, the glaciers and. That looks beautiful.
Rory
Rory, I want to go to the. Let's go to the islands, bro.
Damaris
Just take a plane. Why you need to take a cruise to that.
Rory
Who wants to take a boat to Alaska?
Damaris
Who wants to do a cruise in the tropics? Just fly to that island and have a blast. Don't be trapped on that.
Rory
You want to. Rory, you want to be cold?
Damaris
You think I want to take a plane?
Rory
I know you don't do well in the sun, but we' not going to Alaska on a cruise, bro.
Peach
First of all, crazy.
Damaris
Rory, depending on how the sun hits the glaciers, it can be very detrimental to the skin.
Peach
Jesus, please.
Damaris
The UV rays, you have to understand, like when I be around like a lot of snow, sometimes when the sun hits the snow, I have to wear sunscreen cuz it hits a little crazy. I don't think cruises make any sense when you go to the islands. Because you could just go to the islands and have fun. I don't want to be on a boat.
Rory
Yeah, but you go to the island, you dock, you get off the boat, you go to the, you know, and.
Damaris
Go to walk around St. John and get the same little trinkets I got. Thomas, take the cruise. What am I talking. No, I'd rather just go to that island and explore.
Rory
Take the cruise to Alaska. And then what? Get out. And you don't get out.
Damaris
You go around the glaciers that you could never see, take a left to Russia real quick, do a little U turn.
Rory
Oh, hell no. Nobody ain't doing that.
Peach
Oh, hell at all. Hell no.
Damaris
Can you Google like Alaska cruise with images? Look, that doesn't look beautiful to you? Not enough. You want to be on like, like your inner Titanic.
Peach
Right.
Damaris
First of all, sometimes it's warm in Alaska, by the way.
Peach
Okay.
Rory
Sometimes that's. That's such a white thing to say. Sometimes it's one like I don't want.
Damaris
To just fly to Juneau or whatever the it's called. What's, what's the.
Rory
That does look pretty, though.
Damaris
Yeah. Like that wouldn't be fun to you? To me, that would be a reason to take a cruise that doesn't look.
Peach
No, no, but it's like hell, period. So if I'm going to endure a cruise, I would endure it for the sun. Not enduring it. To see ice, no matter how beautiful.
Damaris
Just fly to the Bahamas.
Peach
Okay.
Rory
Just fly to Alaska.
Damaris
No, I'm not going to Anchorage to like, I'm not doing that. But now I'm just sitting in Anchorage, Alaska.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
No, taking me to the, the ice age where it looks pretty and then go back to America. I'm aware that Alaska's America.
Rory
Yeah, I might, I might go lie. I might do a cruise though, just to experience it. Like, just to see what it is.
Peach
Yeah, I've never been on one either.
Rory
Never thought about it. Never really wanted to. But I might just do it just to experience it though.
Damaris
I'm actually shocked. Based off what happened with the guys that went down to Titanic and never returned, how come they don't do that like that route anymore? You don't think that'd be like a tourist attraction? Like, let me. Let me go from Liverpool to New York.
Rory
No.
Damaris
They'Re gonna do that. Yeah. Come on. That's just a land wait.
Rory
You can't wait for that, right?
Damaris
I wouldn't do that, but I can see like history buffs to do that route in the version of the 2025 Titanic. Like, it looks like the Titanic. You have to dress like that. You don't think the people that have the same brain as Comic Con wouldn't want to do the Titanic voyage?
Rory
Those are the exact people that would want to do.
Damaris
That's what I'm saying.
Rory
Anybody goes to Comic Con and dresses.
Damaris
Up like, I copyright this. The fact that this has not existed is insane to me. Like, if I dress up as Jack, there's an Italian.
Rory
She was launching in June 2027.
Damaris
See, I'm ahead of my time.
Rory
Okay. All right, well, good luck. Next two. You got two years.
Damaris
Clive Palmer and me are on the same wavelength. Same class system is crazy.
Peach
Oh yeah, we gonna be down.
Rory
They know the class system that was on the original Titanic. Yes.
Damaris
Now what you gotta understand, they had.
Rory
In the bottom of the boat. That is. Wow. Same classes. They letting you know, like. Yeah, same shit. All you broke niggas go to the bottom of the boat.
Damaris
But you know, like the weird cosplay brain that it would take for this. If you buy a low class ticket, you definitely a chick in the. In the big suite. Whatever chick dress up as Rose is trying to. Somebody that has the bunk with their mans and them downstairs for sure 100%. So I would just. I pay for the lower class ticket.
Rory
No, you wouldn't. You're not.
Damaris
I'd be fucking in first class by the second day. Have you seen the movie?
Rory
Yeah, but you not doing that.
Damaris
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Rory
All right. Well, summer's officially over. What song is the summer of the summer? Baby D We need it.
Peach
I don't know.
Rory
According to you. According to you. You've been outside a little bit this summer. You did some traveling. You had took a vacation. What was your song of the summer? That to you not what it was.
Peach
I told you it was the damn. The song was Shinseya. Yeah, that. What song is that?
Damaris
God bless her.
Rory
Shake it, Shake it.
Peach
Shake it to the Max is the song of summer.
Damaris
To me she's a song My summer.
Rory
You all right?
Damaris
Huh?
Rory
You okay now?
Damaris
I was thinking about the Titanic.
Rory
Okay.
Peach
You is rock since we. Since 000 on the clock.
Rory
Yo.
Peach
But yeah. Shake it to the Max was the song. That's the song I heard the most in parties this year.
Damaris
I got nothing. I wouldn't even know.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
Young and Mayu. That's how far back I'm. The last time I cared about the song.
Rory
I thought you're saying Young and may put out a song or something. I said what? I didn't even know that. Yeah. No, I don't. I don't. I think it's between that Shake it to the Max. I think somebody loves me. Drake Party.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
Nokia would have to be sure that the. The Chris Brown Bryson Tiller that came out towards the end. But that's mid summer.
Damaris
Yeah. I don't even. That might be song of the fall. That's still catching, I think.
Rory
No, but it was big, though, this summer out there because Chris was on tour this summer.
Damaris
The way, like Nokia, Nokia, and Somebody.
Rory
Loves Me and probably Shake it to the Max to me would be the song.
Peach
When I looked up Shake it to the Max. I mean, when I looked up Song of the summer, 2025, it says top contenders. It named three songs that are not hip hop songs.
Damaris
That's Billboard, though. That's just number one.
Peach
Yeah, but. I know, but a bar song by Shaboozi is on there. And then Shake it to the Max. Shake it to the Max is the only song that we recognize that's on here. Spotify's five songs of the summer, Shake it to the Max is number three. And only two pop songs. Beat it. That's. I feel like that would be it. Like, internationally. That would be it.
Rory
No, that was definitely a big record, though. For sure.
Peach
That was. Yeah.
Damaris
I mean, we could read AI's version and really piss mall off. Song of the summer for 2025. And hip hop is still emerging even though it's September 25th. Kendrick Lamar not Like Us is a strong contender, as is Bad Bunny. LiAngelo Ball. Tweakers also gaining traction.
Peach
That had to be last summer.
Damaris
I typed I'm going off AI.
Rory
There's no way that's 2020.
Peach
Yeah, I'm like that. They wrong a lot.
Damaris
What? No way.
Rory
There's no way that's 20.
Damaris
That's how Michael Jackson sits in the studio.
Rory
Remember y' all tried to tell me that record was dope? Delangelo Ball record.
Damaris
It was.
Peach
It is.
Rory
It is. It was. It is. That's how you know it's not.
Damaris
It was.
Rory
No, it's not. Man.
Damaris
Cut it out at a time. It was a gold record.
Rory
Was trash.
Damaris
Where is like, what did they do with leangela Wall?
Rory
Exactly. But the song is hot dope.
Damaris
There's been plenty of artists that have.
Rory
Had a cool song.
Damaris
I like Mims. This is how. This is why I'm hot.
Rory
The song was trash.
Peach
You saying this is why I'm hot was trash.
Rory
No, no, no. LiAngelo ball record ready to fight you. Del Angelo bullshit was trash.
Damaris
I'm asking what happened with them doing anything with him? Because that Glorilla shit fell flat on its face.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
Did they just give up on him? What do we think?
Rory
He's not a real artist, man.
Damaris
I agree.
Rory
Yeah. So that's what. That's what happened.
Damaris
No, you're trying to do a victory lap. When we were saying we liked the song, we weren't about to say that he was the next future. We just liked the song. Yeah, we said that Glowrilla was ass.
Rory
You never played that song.
Damaris
We played it in front of you all the time. It was fun.
Peach
I got videos in the car singing it with my own girls.
Damaris
You know, that record had a moment, but it was a moment. They just didn't do anything with it.
Rory
Stop falling for the moments.
Damaris
All right, define falling for the moment, though, because that. I'm not falling for the moment. I like the song for the moment. I'm not falling, like, doesn't mean I.
Peach
Think the next Drake or Hendrick Lamar.
Damaris
I just like, I like the song. If I never heard from him again, I wouldn't care if he ended up being Kendrick Lamar, I wouldn't care. Like, I just like the song in the moment.
Rory
Y' all do a lot of it, though. Y' all like a lot of songs for the moment and then, like, the song end up. Y' all never speak about the song after, like a week.
Damaris
There's a term for it. One Hit Wonder. We've done that.
Rory
No, but like, after the existence. I'm not talking about like, a One hit Wonder. We know a lot of One hit Wonders. But I'm just saying, like, y' all do that a lot. Y' all hear a song like, nah, this is dope. And then it's like, yeah, but y' all never play it. Y' all never.
Peach
How do you know if we never play it? Because I played Tweaker for a good three months.
Damaris
Yeah, Tweaker played in the car.
Rory
Nobody played Tweaker for three months. Okay, for three months.
Damaris
Yeah. Tweet played outside for three months for sure.
Peach
For shit show.
Damaris
It went. It went to Thanksgiving. It went to NBA All Star Weekend. It played like they would. They wouldn't have kept doing that.
Rory
It went to NBA over the Russell.
Damaris
He deserved it more.
Peach
I wish that not to be the dead horse. I wish that Cardi would have dropped earlier in the summer because that early time remix she just dropped with Lotto. Yeah, I'd have been shaking ass to that for sure.
Rory
But you shake ass to anything, you don't care.
Peach
That's not true.
Rory
As long. As long as it's a baseline, you shaking ass.
Peach
Yeah, but the level of shake, you.
Damaris
Know, now that the. The dust has cleared a bit. It's Thursday now. We've had almost seven days. How do you feel about the reaction to. To Cardi's album?
Peach
Other people's reactions?
Damaris
Yeah, just in general.
Peach
Like, everybody either loves it or hates it. It's either one or the other.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
It's. She. It's not a bad gray area. Like, this is. It's a. It's a couple of records on there that. That I. With like, I don't. I. I was hoping that it was a decent album and I. It is a decent album. It's enough good records on there that you can go back to and listen to. Like, so I'm not. I'm not mad at what they did with this project.
Peach
Yeah, I think Rory's talking about perception wise, though.
Damaris
Yeah, definitely perception. I've saw more gray area of like, it's cool is what I've seen. But again, you can never guess with your algorithm. Yeah, I think based off the perception of the platinum. Shit, whatever. But she's about to sell, what, 200k first week, which is incredible. I think the perception is there for her. I think she delivered for what she needed to do for her second album. Based off everything that we've said, it was worried. I think a weekend. We can at least say they got it right. Delivered the first week. I'm curious to see where it goes after this. She's still promoting it, which I think is great. Even making moments of her BBL stinking, which was hilarious.
Rory
Oh, okay. Okay. Yes.
Damaris
You didn't see that interview?
Peach
No. I can't catch. She's been everywhere. I can't catch everything.
Damaris
I forgot who she was talking to. But they said what's. What's the craziest rumor that you ever heard? She said that my BBL stink. That she was like, I could see if there was like another gaping hole or whatever. But, like, just because it's bigger doesn't mean I don't know how to wipe my ass.
Rory
I never understood when they said your BBL sting. What does that mean? Like, your BBL stink.
Peach
Well, there's a. There's a. There's a running kind of joke narrative that when your ass is really, really big, it stinks. Like girls with big asses. Like, it's more ass, so it's more funky.
Rory
I know girls with no ass that stink.
Peach
Yeah, yeah, I know, ball, but that is the running. The running.
Damaris
Yeah. I guess it's just saying there's more skin and friction going on at the time.
Rory
Oh, stop saying bbl. Just say her butt stink bbl. I'm thinking, like, she has surgery and, like, her wounds are not healed. And it's like, you know, it's like it's leaking fucking pus. And that's what I'm thinking. We used to have bbl. I'm like, damn, she didn't heal up.
Damaris
Like, okay. I mean, let me try to bring what I think would be logic into the entire thing. Yes. Women with small asses, if they don't know how to clean their ass, can stink.
Rory
Yeah. It's not the same.
Damaris
Go from a small ass to a big ass. You don't. You don't know how to properly clean your big ass because you're used to just cleaning a small portion between your cheeks. Now you have more ground to cover and you're not used to, like, maybe you need the loofah with the stick instead of just the regular loofah. Maybe that's what they're getting at. You don't know how to clean your new ass.
Rory
Okay.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
So they were saying that Cardi's BBL stinks. Okay, got it. Well, I'm glad she heard that rumor and addressed it.
Damaris
And were you guys on Twitter the day that that girl had shamed all of us for only using deodorant on our underarms? And she was like, you don't put deodorant between your butt cheeks. All of the timeline was like, well, there is.
Rory
There is.
Damaris
People was doing. They was taking photos of deodorant sticks. Like.
Rory
No, but there is some people that would do that. Like, in the crevices, they'll just swipe.
Damaris
There is all body deodorant.
Rory
Yeah, there's all body deodorant.
Damaris
Yeah.
Peach
There's also dusting powder, which are. Which is baby powder, which is what our grandmothers and. Well, I grew up using, because my grandmother ain't play that anywhere that your body sweats. You put baby powder on.
Damaris
Yeah.
Peach
But then we had stopped using it because the baby. The talk and the baby powder was giving us cancer. But now they've taken everything gives us cancer. Yeah, but now. But it was really bad, especially for black women, because we were powdering, like, our vaginas. It was leading to cervical cancer, ovarian cancer, all of that stuff.
Rory
Powder in the vaginas.
Peach
Powdering, like, yeah, the. Your. Your pubic area.
Rory
Your pubic, like, by your groin.
Peach
Yeah. And, like, anywhere where the hair grows, like, that area tends to get sweaty sometimes. So we will powder it. But it was causing us to have cancer. But now they've taken the cancer causing ingredients allegedly out of powder. So women are back to doing it.
Damaris
Yeah, the way. The way black women use baby powder is the way old white men would use Gold Bond.
Peach
Go Bond.
Damaris
They would throw Gold Bond. My pops to this day throw Gold Bond everywhere. Like, he looks like LeBron James leaving the fucking bathroom. Just golbon everywhere. I'm like, yo, I'm telling you, that's not how.
Rory
I was never a fan of baby powder, though. Like, I was never really a fan of baby powder.
Damaris
I was never a fan of Gold Bond.
Rory
Yeah, I just. I never was like. I don't know. Just never saw the. The use of it.
Damaris
How do we even get down this, this. Oh, stinky Bbl.
Rory
Bbl.
Damaris
See. Well, yeah, I think Cardi has done a great job. I hope they do a proper video again for the Janet Jackson thing. But of course, Nikki stepped right in.
Peach
Oh, yeah.
Damaris
She couldn't let Cardi have any type of time and announced a date in March, which is cool. I'm fine. I like when people don't. When people don't do the week of rollouts, especially superstars, I think it's cool to announce your album. 327 26. It's just like a. A convenient week. That's all I'm saying.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
That's a. That's a wild time doing.
Rory
That's a. That's a while.
Peach
That's a hell of a lead time.
Rory
We talking about six months out.
Damaris
I'm here to get killed by the barbs.
Rory
Nikki is crazy, yo. Nikki is crazy.
Damaris
Here to get killed by the barbs today. Back to Sometimes I wish Nikki moved like the superstar that she was. Repeating myself once again.
Rory
So you don't.
Damaris
You don't need to do this. Even though Cardi is having a great week week, Cardi has delivered. She's doing great. Why do you. Now you're making her your peer rather than someone that you have claimed is below you. Which I can say because I think Nicki Minaj is the greatest female rapper of all time. Accolades, skill, everything. Why do you need to announce this the week of Cardi? Because now you're putting her at an equal playing field that you're trying to step on something when you don't need to do that. Yeah, you're Nikki.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Announce this shit in three weeks, four weeks. Announce this shit in January. Now. Cardi is right. If she would have tanked and you would have done this, I would have been like, all right, that's petty. I'd laugh. But now that Cardi's actually having a good week and delivered. You look even crazier doing this to me.
Rory
I mean, petty is petty.
Damaris
Whatever.
Rory
Listen, I understand what you're saying and I get it. And we understand the whole thing between Nikki and Cardi. Like, we know this, it's a thing, but it's not like, it's not that bad of a thing to do, though. Like, I get it. We understand the pettiness behind it, but it's like it's just a date with a CD emoji like this. It's just.
Damaris
Who knows?
Rory
Yeah, she didn't say anything. She just put a date. Like, you know what I'm saying? That's all. Yeah, but we get the pettiness because we know the history behind it. But it's just like, it's petty. It's, it's, it's definitely a. It's definitely a little.
Damaris
I just think it, it's. It certifies Cardi even more.
Rory
What do you mean?
Damaris
You got Nikki reacting about an album she's going to put out at the end of March in 2026. It's September of 2025 and just putting a date, just cause.
Rory
Yeah, it's just a date.
Damaris
And I know, again, this is why she told me to stick a broomstick on my ass. It's cool. I'm still.
Rory
Did you ever do it, though?
Damaris
I'm still sitting on business.
Rory
Did you ever stick the bruise?
Damaris
I did not.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
But I just. I don't know, I just think Nikki is. Is God tier and sometimes Cardi a list. Incredible. But still proving herself. She's on her second album. She's still proving herself. Why are you even. Why are you even addressing this?
Rory
But she, but now she. Don't do that. She's not addressing anything.
Damaris
Yes, she is.
Rory
She literally just posted a date that's not addressing anything.
Damaris
She was going to tweet that no matter what. Right.
Rory
What I'm saying. I'm just saying. She's not addressing anything. All she did was post a date.
Damaris
If they want to rap back and forth, I don't think it matters. The tier of rappers when it comes to battling. That's cool, Whatever. But when it comes to this type of thing. Yes. Save it for your raps. Like, why are you even.
Rory
She didn't say. She didn't say anything though. It's just a date, okay? You making it seem like she said something and she, she posted a date and probably logged off after that.
Damaris
Let's all, let's all just play dumb.
Rory
No, I'm just saying I get. No, I'm recognizing the pettiness behind.
Damaris
Even Grok didn't agree.
Rory
No, listen, I'm. I'm recognizing the petty. The petty energy behind it.
Damaris
Like, can we scroll down what Grock thought it meant? Based on fan reactions, the media reports think minaj post 32726 appears to tease a new album released out at it sparked excitement with many speculating her next project after Pink Friday too. So cool. We can agree that this is an album probably. So why. Why this week?
Rory
No, listen, I'm giving you that it's a. It's petty energy behind the vision board all year. But you're saying, you're saying she's feeding into this and all of this things.
Damaris
I am saying that she's no. Confidently behind a mic right now.
Rory
I'm not saying that. Petty energy, 100%. But I'm not mad at that though. That's. That's. It's supposed to like, this is what we. That's like now if she went on there and she was shitting on Cardi's album and all these other. Then it's like, damn, you ain't gotta do all of that. But like just releasing a date for her on her next album, you know, it's like, okay, that's it. We understand the pettiness behind it, but it's like she's not saying anything else. She just posted a date and that was it.
Damaris
But Nicki's career doesn't tick because of Cardi B.
Rory
Of course it doesn't.
Damaris
So why even. Nor does.
Rory
Because we know the nature of, you know, these two artists. Well, that too, but we know the nature of these two artists and you know, we understand the optics and things like that. But I'm not mad at this type of shit though. This is like, this can be good. This can be a good like thing. It's not negative. It's not like, you know, Nicki is not going off on a rant and shitting on anybody. It's just a date for an album release and that's it. Like, that's good. I think that type of energy is okay because we all know what it is. Like, oh shit, Cardi's album just dropped. Now she letting us know when her next album dropping. We understand that optic of it, but it's not a negative thing. It doesn't have to be a negative thing.
Damaris
To me it's similar competitive thing to when your man's told the proud boys stand down but stand by. She just wanted to get all the barbs on the Internet to just get in a fucking frenzy while all this. This Cardi love was happening. She wanted to turn the algorithms just by simply tweeting that day. Maybe she wanted to get all the bars with all their pitchforks ready to go. Yo, Cardi's getting some love. I'm gonna tweet this just to activate y'.
Peach
All.
Damaris
That's. That's all that.
Rory
I think they was activated without that, though.
Damaris
I think she probably just threw a dart at a calendar and we was like, that's the thing. I don't think it was 327, 26.
Rory
We're dropping.
Damaris
It went like that and was like, tweet that. Is that even a Friday?
Rory
Yeah, it's Pink Friday fair. There you go. See, you didn't even know it was Pink Friday. So Gun and Offset have a collab album.
Peach
Allegedly.
Damaris
They announced it.
Rory
Do we want that?
Damaris
I don't know. Maybe.
Rory
They make good music. They make good music.
Damaris
Do you think this has to do with our theory before of everyone picking sides from down to the Thug to the QC to. Yeah, I found that very specific of those two.
Rory
Yes.
Damaris
Also based off with Offset and Quavo and everything. Yeah, this. This felt like Sides have been picked in Atlanta, and when they ended up on this side, they was like, all right, we might as well. Might as well do an album together then.
Rory
My thing is.
Damaris
But listen, after Gunna's last two albums, Offset had a crazy single this year.
Rory
Let's ask. Let's ask the question.
Damaris
This looks better than, I think, for most of Atlanta. If anyone's clowning this. These two have had a very good year as compared to the other side. That's standing on quote, unquote business.
Rory
All right, but why not? Let's just ask the question that's in our face. What's up with Offsetting Quavo?
Damaris
What about it?
Rory
Like, what's up with them? Clearly they not with each other.
Damaris
Yeah, that been.
Peach
But that was there. I think they're like kind of. They deaded the beef now. But they're not that.
Damaris
I think they were arguing backstage even after they deaded it for takeoffs.
Rory
Yeah, but like, so, like, because this. Okay, I'm not mad.
Damaris
Listen.
Rory
Gunna's been putting out dope music. Offset has been putting out good music. Like, I mean, Quavo, like, what's going on? Like, they. They are they never making music together again? Like, is it completely over?
Damaris
I think. I think that's definitely over. I think they came together even with.
Rory
The so what does that mean?
Damaris
Arguments backstage for the Takeoff Memorial Show? I just.
Rory
Yeah, I think it's because now Cuevo can't do an album with Gunner. He can't do, like, a collab album.
Damaris
But again, I think sides have been picked through other Atlanta politics behind the scenes, and they landed on. Oh, this person doesn't with you. This person is. Oh, all the people we don't with are the same. I don't think they're like friends. Friends like that. I think they just all have common. I don't want to use the word enemies, but common friends that used to be friends, I guess.
Rory
Music is in a weird place, Man.
Damaris
What a gift to Offset. And I'm not trying to take anything away from Offset. I want to make that very clear. But what a gift. Sometimes politics will put you in the right place, because I don't think this is ever happening unless the politics happen. I don't think Gun is sitting there going, can't wait to do an Offset album at the. In the place that Gun is in right now. And. And again, Offset had an amazing single this year with jid. I think the project is cool. It did. Okay, but where Gunna is at right now, this would be a gift, and I think he's doing it out of spite to what happened behind the scenes with Politics and where Offset landed and where he landed.
Rory
Now, I understand we could never replace Takeoff, Right? But if Quavon, Offset, was in a better place for them to have an album with Gunnar, we might get some crazy music out of that trio.
Damaris
But, I mean, it was Takeoff and Quavo that went the other way and did two projects together and left Offset over here. That wouldn't even happen.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
God rested dead if he was still alive.
Peach
Yeah, but Offset said he confirms that he speaks to Quavo. So.
Rory
Speaks to him, but not making no music with him.
Peach
Probably not. No.
Rory
That is.
Peach
But also. But that is. I don't exactly blame them, because no matter what they make, all people are going to talk about is take. Something's going to be missing. Takeoff is missing. Like, you know what I'm saying? Even when Takeoff and Quavo did their shit, people would say that Offset is missing. You can't be a group of three and then now it's just two of y', all, and people don't hear the difference. Like, people hear the difference, you know?
Rory
I understand what you're saying, but that's why I'm saying if Quavo and Offset was in a better place, even if they were It's.
Peach
It would.
Rory
I'm just saying them too. With an album with Gunna, it's still.
Damaris
Yeah, I see. What demerit.
Rory
We never ever trying to replace Take Off. Rest in peace. You understand that?
Peach
That's what it was.
Damaris
It would feel.
Peach
It would feel weird. It would feel like Amigos album that they replaced like Takeoff with.
Damaris
It would feel weird. Let's say Takeoff was still alive and Quavo and Takeoff continued their duo series and added Gunna. It would be weird because it's like, well, Takeoff's right over here, so I get why that wouldn't happen. And also they had a fallen out. And I'm sure. I'm speculating, but I'm sure that they probably came back together based off the murder of their family member. I think they're still building their relationship back because they even had to speak again because of a tragedy. Yeah, I don't know if they're just running to go make music again together. Like. No, we. We got cool because of this. We had to speak because of this. We weren't probably going to speak unless this happened. And God rest our family member. We're speaking now. You got to ease into that. That doesn't mean you can just out the gate start making music. And Quavo's been doing his Offset. Obviously just put a project out. I think this is an Atlanta politic thing more than anything.
Rory
Well, I mean.
Peach
I'm sorry. Gunna and Offset have made music together before too.
Damaris
No, I know that.
Peach
Yeah. I don't. I don't think. I think.
Damaris
I just don't know if he was running to like, do an Offset album.
Peach
He might not run to. I don't. I get what you're saying, but I can see this happening. Even if the Atlanta politics shit had never happened, like. Yes. Just because Gunna doesn't need it. I think he might want to do it just because he wants to do it. Him and Offset make good music together and they're friends. Like.
Rory
No.
Damaris
No. For sure. So I just think after the last two albums of Gunna's success, that the first thing in his mind, unless it was to prove a point to people behind the scenes, he wouldn't be doing this.
Rory
Is Gunna the best artist out of Atlanta right now?
Damaris
Are you talking about, like, my personal opinion or like checking boxes? I mean, I. I would put JIT in my personal opinion, but if you were to take being objective, yes. Gunna would definitely.
Rory
You think JID makes better music than Gunner?
Damaris
Me personally, but being objective, yes, Gunna is the best artist out of Atlanta.
Peach
I ain't gonna lie. 21 Savage. Smoke, Autumn.
Damaris
Well, 21 has been.
Peach
I'm not.
Damaris
When was the last 21?
Peach
21 is so crazy.
Damaris
You know, I actually, like, really with 21.
Peach
He's just not.
Damaris
Like, I listen to 21 start being.
Peach
Active again because he just released a song.
Damaris
21 is someone that. I'll stop what I'm doing to go listen to. Gonna. Admittedly, is not. I'll listen to it because it's. We have a podcast, and it's what everyone is talking about. 21. I'll stop what I'm doing to go listen to 21 Savage.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
Do they have British rapper? That's what they identify in 21 Savage.
Damaris
He is, though.
Rory
He's not a British rapper, bro. Like, what are we talking about?
Peach
He's British and he's a rapper.
Rory
You just found out 21 Savage was British three. Three months ago.
Peach
No, not three months ago. Three years ago when we all found out together.
Rory
He's not a British rapper.
Damaris
I mean, but he sort of is.
Rory
No, he's not.
Damaris
I don't mean they're shot in the UK Too. Like, my favorite song of last year.
Rory
Skepta, is a British rapper.
Damaris
They from the same.
Rory
They said just because Jiggs is a British rapper.
Damaris
See, that's not fair.
Peach
That's not fair.
Rory
Jay Huss is a British.
Peach
That's not. That's not fair. Just because they rap with their. They rap with an accent doesn't make them more British than 21 Savage.
Damaris
No, I was joking around. 21 Savage, Atlanta rapper.
Peach
Of course he's an Atlanta rapper, but he is British.
Rory
I can't believe that's even on that. That's hilarious on that Wikipedia.
Damaris
He was born there and spent a lot of time there.
Peach
He's. Yeah, he is British. Like, you can't, like, take that for. He is.
Rory
He is not a British rapper, man. What are.
Peach
I don't think they mean he's a British. They mean he's British and he's a rapper. He is. He's not an American rapper. He's British.
Damaris
His passport does say the UK British.
Peach
Like, ain't nothing.
Rory
Like, y' all are crazy. He moved to Atlanta at the age of seven. He's not a British rapper. What are we talking about?
Peach
You were born in Mexico.
Rory
He's not a British rapper.
Peach
You were born in Mexico and you leave at 6. You're still Mexican. Like, it doesn't take away from you being Mexican.
Damaris
Okay. Yeah. What do you consider JCole what?
Peach
That's. We're talking about countries, not cities. That's.
Damaris
What do you consider Jcole?
Peach
He's a North Carolina rapper.
Damaris
Can we pull up where Jcole was born?
Rory
Germany or some. Right.
Damaris
N. Put the camera. Put the camera on her face. I didn't know he was born.
Peach
He was born out of U.S. army BAS. He was born in a U.S. army base. He's American.
Rory
He was born at a U.S. army base.
Damaris
He's an American. Frankfurt.
Peach
Doesn't matter. Germany on the army base. That means.
Rory
What are you talking about, man?
Peach
He was born at a.
Rory
No, that does not. It does mean It's a U.S. army base in Germany.
Peach
Doesn't matter.
Rory
He's not a U.S. army base In California. A U.S. army base in Germany.
Peach
He's not German.
Damaris
He's a Frankfurt rapper. That's a Frank rapper right there.
Rory
Yeah, go ahead, baby. Defend that baby, baby. Wait, so J. Cole is a German rapper?
Peach
No.
Damaris
100%.
Rory
So how he not a German rapper, but 21 Savage is a British rapper?
Peach
Anyway, I already explained to y'.
Damaris
All.
Peach
He was born on an army base. He's American.
Rory
An army base in Germany, though.
Peach
It doesn't matter if you're born on an army base. American army base, you're American. To two American parents, you're American. Meanwhile, that nigga had two British parents. His parents weren't American. They were British. And he was born.
Damaris
I think his mom is from the U.S. his dad is from the U.S.
Peach
Well, she moved there.
Damaris
So did all of us whites from Britain. We all British citizens.
Rory
Yo. Saying that 21 is a British rapper is hilarious, bro. That is crazy. But, yeah, probably 21 is a. He's. He's probably a better artist or. Damn. Gun have been putting out some good music, man.
Damaris
My personal preference is 21.
Peach
It's not even close, but, yeah, 21 is my. Would be my favorite.
Damaris
As far as that era of Atlanta rappers. 21 is.
Rory
Is.
Damaris
Is by far my favorite rapper or artist. Artist by far. Okay, but, I mean, Gunner, the last two albums superseded my expectations.
Rory
Like, he's been putting out a lot of good music, man. Gun has been putting out a lot of. I was listening to his album the other day, and I was like, oh, good. He came out of that whole Rico, and he got right back to business in the studio.
Damaris
Like, do we think Kim will do the same?
Rory
Yeah, I think she'll continue to put out good skims.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
After the line.
Damaris
Yeah, yeah, I'm wearing skims draws right now.
Rory
Me too. Aren't they my favorite? My favorite they're so good.
Damaris
This is not even an ad. Like, yeah, Skim straws are so good.
Rory
Baby D Comfortable.
Peach
I don't have any draws. I got somebody bought one of their bathing suits for me, and it. It fit me really, really well.
Rory
The Roberto.
Peach
Yeah, the Roberto Cavalli collab. She did.
Damaris
Yeah. For all the women out there that need to get their. Your boyfriend a mediocre Christmas gift, birthday gift. Get them a pack of skims. They'll appreciate it. Yeah.
Rory
I'm about to go online tonight. I said that when I put on, like, Monday this morning, I was just like, wow, he's a.
Damaris
Unless Mac Welling want to come back for an ad, then I'll switch my mind.
Peach
Y' all want to do the skims and Nike collab like that? Nike collab?
Damaris
Do they have it, like, for skims.
Peach
And Nike is coming? Yeah.
Damaris
For, like, workout gear?
Peach
I think so. Yeah.
Damaris
I'm sure it's.
Rory
Oh, that's gonna be fire.
Damaris
I'm sure it's fire.
Rory
That's gonna be crazy. That's gonna be the most comfortable shit ever. What?
Damaris
Draws are the hardest thing to like, really make? Amazing. So if they can do draws this way, I know athletic wear for men is going to be. Those would be the best swishy pants of all time.
Rory
Like, I usually don't sleep with any. Like, I usually sleep naked. I could sleep with these skims on.
Damaris
Yep.
Rory
Like, you don't feel like you have anything on.
Peach
Breathable.
Rory
Oh, my God.
Damaris
They surpass the Ralph Lorena silk joints. Like, it's the best draw.
Peach
Sleeping is silk. Crazy.
Rory
No.
Damaris
You know, one of those nights.
Peach
Oh, it's a sweaty mom spaghetti.
Rory
Sleeping in silk is wild.
Damaris
No, not sleeping. You know, getting my sexy, sexy inside my bag. Yeah, that's definitely men's lingerie, bro.
Peach
I tried to be sexy and get satin sheets.
Rory
Nah.
Peach
And then had it going on. Boy. I was slipping and sliding like steel.
Damaris
Around it to the kitchen, lit all the. The massage oil on fire.
Peach
Yo, bro. Never to again, bro.
Damaris
No sheets is not it.
Rory
That's just crazy. You don't need silk sheets.
Damaris
Definitely don't.
Rory
That is crazy.
Peach
And then, you know, like, you can't lotion up and then get on them. Just a big ass oil.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Like, you don't feel like a snack. Wrap inside a microwave, put on oil. You don't want to do that, man.
Damaris
Yeah.
Peach
What's going on with Aaliyah and Tank?
Rory
Aaliyah's dead. Like, what are you doing? What's going on with Aaliyah and Tank, there's rumors.
Damaris
There's rumors of dating.
Rory
Oh, my God.
Damaris
I did see this.
Rory
Aaliyah earns her first adult R B airplay number one.
Damaris
Yeah. So a couple months ago. A couple months ago, Tank put out a record featuring Aaliyah called Gone. It finally started to chart, and then he put out a statement saying, like, I never really agreed to the mix of this, the visual, anything. The fact that it's charting now, like, I'm not even with any of this. And I feel him. Because when I first heard it, as much as I think Tank is, like, one of the greatest vocalists of all time, I thought he sounded weird on it. And then when I saw the video, I was like, this is awful. I'm glad Tank spoke up about this.
Rory
So he says the Leah song youg're Hearing feature myself, I did out of love for her. I had concerns, and I expressed them. From the track to the vocals, to the mix and to the visual. I still went forward knowing I would at least be able to approve the final products. I haven't approved. One thing you've heard or seen, I find out. When you find out. Me thinking people had changed was my mistake, and I own it. Aaliyah deserves better. My silence would only imply that I support this and I can no longer. Yeah, I respect that. That's commendable.
Damaris
Nah, shout out to Tank for that. Cause that record is not. It's not good. It's not Tank's best.
Rory
Yeah, but fuck the. Whoever put that out. Like, you just. Why? If the artist. If Tank is not. His hands are not on it. He doesn't agree with it. He's not finalizing anything. Why would you still go ahead and release that?
Peach
Money people don't want.
Rory
Yeah, but we gotta. Like, that shit is just disgusting.
Damaris
What's so interesting about this? And I'd like to get more information. Aaliyah's catalog was one of the last of an artist of her stature that was on dsps. That was always a thing. You can't find Aaliyah's music on there because her uncle controlled her estate. And then her music finally got that on DSPs because it seemed like her uncle wasn't sitting there just trying to get a bag or anything. He felt like he was trying to at least help some legacy of what was going on. Now I'm questioning everything, because when I heard this record, I was like, all right, so you finally put this on DSPS because her fans want to hear the music, and then this is the next record. It sounded sloppy. Like, I Feel Tank. It was bad.
Rory
I didn't. I didn't hear. I didn't even know this was a thing.
Damaris
By Tank standards, you're gonna think it's awful. It's not a bad song. But by Tank standards, no. Yeah, it's. The visual is weird.
Peach
I hate Posthumous records. I hate.
Rory
I'm not a fan of them either, though.
Peach
If the artist wanted it out, they would have put it out. Well, no, because sometimes, unless they're working on an album and then they die. Right. Like, for example, pop smoke.
Rory
Yeah. Like, unfortunately, tragically, you die. You know, things like that. But.
Damaris
Yeah, but that. To the moon. He was working on it.
Rory
Aaliyah, you know, unfortunately left us 24 years ago. Like, I don't think that any company should be trying to put out any Aaliyah vocals or songs without, you know, people's approval, especially if Tank is on the record and he didn't approve any of this. At least let Tank approve some of the music. Like, you know what I mean? Like, to just put that out is just totally disrespectful.
Damaris
And also, I mean, I think Tim is in a really weird place right now, but I still feel like the only people that should be involved with anything is Tim and Missy when it comes to Aaliyah, because I feel like they would know best what she would want at this point in her career. Like, they had those conversations in the studio, so.
Peach
But we can't really trust Tim.
Damaris
No, I agree. I think Tim is in a weird spot. But those would be the two that sat with Aaliyah towards the end of her career and listen to what she probably wanted to do with the next five years, 10 years, whatever. Like, not. I love Tank, but he was around, though.
Rory
Tank was definitely around for sure.
Damaris
But I still. I feel like it should start at the nucleus of her last project before of who was there. So I. I don't know. It was just bad.
Rory
I didn't hear it.
Damaris
It was up. It was up there with her. But what channel was it that they did her? Not her biopic, but, yeah, I guess they're biopic VH1. No, it wasn't VH1. You guys remember when they did the Aaliyah story?
Peach
Yeah. Lifetime.
Damaris
If I'm not lifetime.
Rory
Bad.
Damaris
Comically bad. Like, to the point that this is, like, a spoof. This isn't even, like, real.
Peach
That is so. That is so scary. Like, to have no control over how your story is told, like, out of any. Just because people want to make money, people don't care about really telling your story. Like people just want to make money.
Damaris
What I mean, there's been some good. You know, I can never pronounce the word. Look at, look at how they made Dame. Go to the bottom left. See the guy with the white hat? That's Dame.
Rory
This is.
Damaris
This is the movie.
Rory
So bad. That is so nasty.
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Rory
You've got mail.
Damaris
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Peach
What's up y'?
Damaris
All?
Peach
Shout out to everybody. I love the pod. This is my question. I started talking to this guy like midsummer or whatever. Caught him in a live red handed like no if, ands or buts about it. This lied to me for like a month and a half, almost two months about getting a car wreck. I went back and looked at the pictures he had sent me. This had Google search the pictures. It was words in the bottom of the pictures. I reverse imagers to pictures. Them shits came up on Reddit 10 months ago like this was crazy. Caught him red handed. I confronted him about this. This gas lit just I mean try to gaslight me. I'm not with him. I'm overly like done with this right do you know that this. We had a cruise plan for my birthday for October. Me. All my friends are going having a blast. When he paid for the cruise, and when you paid for it, you had to book the whole room for however many people in there. Do you know this nigga didn't even apologize, but wanna hit me up and talking about, well, if you not fuck with me no more, can you just send me back half of the price for the cruise? Cause he not gonna go, first of all, bitch ass nigga. I was gonna let you go. I was gonna ignore you the whole time, but I'm still gonna let you go, weirdo. Now you done talk yourself out the fucking trip, dweeb. I'm wrong. Cause I'm not giving him shit back. I'm not gonna. I'm not. I just can't even see it. I can'. Bitching in my purse and giving the. No, bro, it's not happening. You volunteered to do that. I didn't ask you to pay for this. And you up. You got caught. And now you want me to send you some money? I ain't gonna lie. I violated that. I cussed him out real bad, so I don't know what you think.
Rory
I don't know what you think.
Damaris
No, you know.
Rory
Yeah, no, you know, I mean, you gotta eat that.
Damaris
Yeah, you have to eat that after you get caught in some like that. You already said you was gonna pay. You're not like. Like, you just gotta hold that. Hold that.
Rory
L take that loss. Gotta take that loss.
Damaris
I think it would be crazier to go on the cruise. That's crazier to me than asking for my money back.
Rory
Yeah. The fact that he was willing to go on the cruise and just ignore him on the cruise, it's like, in.
Peach
The same room, though.
Rory
How is that even possible? That would be a nightmare. Like, I'm in a room with a girl, she's not speaking to me like, we not on a cruise again. I can't get off of this fucking boat and I can't go home like. Like, yeah, yeah. Nah, he gotta eat that. If I was him, I would. That to me, that's. You know, you ain't got to be in no weird predicament with a girl that's not speaking to you. And y' all sleeping in the same room. It's so crude. So the room is only so big. Gotta sleep on the same bed. Like.
Damaris
Yeah, no, I mean, I assume she would probably go sleep with one of her homegirls in one of the other rooms. And just leave him be. Well, yeah, that'd be crazy to just sleep in the same room as somebody you're not speaking to on a cruise. That's a cellmate.
Rory
Yeah, well, I mean, that is a cellmate. Yeah, my. Me and my celly, we beefing right now. You know what I'm saying? You stay up there.
Damaris
My.
Rory
Don't say you don't know what she.
Damaris
Brought back from the buffet. A nice something.
Rory
Yeah, see, that's why cruises is crazy, man, because you just stuck with each other. I got to see you, like, upstairs by the pool.
Damaris
No, that. But that. All right, if something happened at the cruise, now you stuck with them. You are volunteering to walk up that plank to get on that boat with that person. Yeah, that's nuts.
Rory
Yeah. If I'm homie, I'm taking that loss. Let her keep the money, keep the ticket, whatever she want to do with it. I'm cool. I'm done. Or she's not wrong. She's not wrong for what she did, though. Cursing him out. She's not wrong.
Peach
And if you lied about something, that means that you were beholden enough to her to have to lie. Which means that, like, you shouldn't be acting indignant about getting caught in her not wanting to fuck with you. No, more like you obviously cared enough about her to lie.
Rory
So, no, you don't have to care about somebody, a lot of them to.
Peach
Send fake photos of a fake car crash.
Damaris
Here's my thing where things don't add up. And this could be a zoom, zoom room thing. If you was dating a guy that you were gonna go on a cruise with, you don't know what his car looked like.
Peach
You can know what his car can look like. It can be. He can Google image, search his car and then car crash.
Rory
Yeah, you could Google.
Damaris
All right.
Rory
Black Honda Accord.
Damaris
My bad. That wouldn't even cross my mind. That's such a sick.
Rory
That brain. That type of brain is.
Damaris
That would never even.
Rory
Yeah, that type of brain.
Damaris
So he typed in his car.
Rory
Yeah, crash. And just put crash.
Damaris
I'm thinking like, she's never seen his car, so she would know his car crash.
Peach
If it's fucked up enough like, you won't even be able to tell.
Damaris
Okay, but then, like, what happens the next day when I pick you up in my car?
Peach
But he. Well, obviously he wouldn't because he lied there and told her he got in a car crash, so. So, yeah.
Damaris
All right, what. This is where this guy needs to, like, think the long term plan of his lies. Because now I can't have this car forever. Like, let's say she believes my lies and we get back on track and we in a relationship now I can't have that car no more.
Peach
You can fix.
Damaris
Got fixed. Yeah, well, he did total.
Peach
I'm sure he didn't say it was totaled.
Rory
Yeah, I think he did. He think. He said it was wrecked. Like, his car was wrecked.
Damaris
Mad. Just say you had a car wreck and you was too rattled to take a photo. Photo.
Rory
Yeah. Don't. Don't. You can't commit all the way to the.
Damaris
Like, what are we doing?
Peach
You're not too rattled to take a photo because otherwise, how are you getting. The first thing people do when they get in a car rash is take photos because you need it for insurance. You did not take a car.
Damaris
It's on the other person's phone.
Peach
I'm about to be on another phone.
Rory
That's crazy. That's wild. That response is getting. I'm about to be on. Oh, man. A girl ever sent you a picture of herself, like, a screenshot, and then, like, you look at the bottom of the other pictures and you see it, like, sucking dick?
Damaris
No, I have not.
Peach
No.
Rory
But that happened to me before.
Peach
Somebody I know did that one time took a screenshot of a photo, and it was like a hammer pick at the bottom of the. And posted it on Facebook.
Damaris
That's hilarious.
Rory
Wait, a girl?
Peach
No.
Rory
So he didn't see that before he put upload, like.
Peach
No, it was at the bottom. Scrolly pictures. He was old. He's an old man. He didn.
Rory
Oh, yeah. Once you say that, then, yeah. If he's old, then yeah.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
But no. What were the Facebook comments like?
Rory
Grandpa.
Damaris
Exactly.
Rory
Grandpa. Take that down.
Peach
Exactly that. But I've definitely. Every single picture a man sends me, I save to make sure it was taken at the time it was supposed to be taken at me. I had the metadata off my photos. You don't know where I took my photo or what time I took my photo.
Damaris
How you take the metadata off.
Peach
I ain't gonna help you cheat.
Damaris
Wait, why does that mean I'm cheating?
Rory
Cause that's what she doing.
Damaris
Wait, how the fuck does that land on. Wait, how does that land on cheating?
Rory
That's what she doing. She fuck.
Damaris
Does that land on cheating?
Rory
She's sending pictures to multiple niggas. That's what she doing.
Damaris
Data theft is the number one crime in the country right now. You can't teach me how to take my fucking metadata off.
Peach
I'll show you. But, yeah, before you send it, you can make sure that that's off. But yeah, I save every photo you send me. I'm gonna save it and see where you took it and when you took it.
Damaris
It doesn't that take away from like the sexting portion of it? Like the lust and fun?
Peach
What do you mean the lust and the fun? Who said it was sex thing? I'm talking about if you say you.
Damaris
Out with the bar. A hammer pick on Facebook. I thought we.
Peach
I'm talking about if you out with the bar at your homeboys and I'm like, send me a picture of porn star Martini and you send me a picture that better say the time and the date of right now.
Damaris
Oh, cuz if you see.
Rory
And if it don't, then what.
Peach
What are we gonna. Well, then I'm an actual damn. Like put a spoon next to it and take a picture now.
Damaris
Like FaceTime me. What are we doing?
Rory
Oh, man, cheating is so fun sometimes. So fun.
Damaris
What if. What if that guy transferred his ticket because he couldn't get his half back or didn't want to ask for it and transferred his ticket to his homegirl, back to the celly, and now she just. With his big cousin. Two of them in that. That cruise room.
Rory
You lost me, right? I don't know what the he talking about. You all right?
Damaris
They had two tickets.
Rory
You took Tylenol?
Damaris
I did, yes. A lot of it. Extra strength, yo.
Rory
You took two Tylenols?
Damaris
A lot of it. Took a lot of it. Full custody. I'm tired all the time. They have two tickets to a cruise in the same room, right? We talked about it being cellies, whatever. Right.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
If you have a ticket. I don't know about cruises. I feel like you can transfer a ticket on Ticketmaster, some type of thing.
Rory
No, it's not. It's not.
Damaris
He transfers his ticket to his big cousin, his fighting girl cousin, and she ends up ends up in that. That cabin with the ex girlfriend instead. And now. Now is. Is.
Rory
It doesn't work like that.
Damaris
Oh, cruise.
Rory
You have to have the ticket under your name. It's like a flight.
Damaris
But you can transfer it.
Rory
You can't transfer. If I buy a ticket right now, I can't transfer my flight to LA to you.
Peach
It's not a gun. A concert ticket.
Rory
Okay, exactly. You're right.
Damaris
It's not the same.
Rory
Lay off the Tylenol, man. It's all good.
Damaris
Wait. First of all, I transferred a ferry.
Peach
Ticket before Cody and crazy.
Rory
A ferry and a cruise? Rory, are you kidding me? Me it's not the same.
Damaris
I transfer that.
Rory
It's not the same, bro.
Damaris
Man, my godfather just transferred me Giants tickets the other day.
Rory
That's not the same as a same thing.
Peach
How the Giants doing this year? They still ass.
Rory
Yeah, they gonna always be ass.
Damaris
Yanks, though. Every year the Giants looking good. I mean, not good, but we're there.
Rory
We're in. We exist, we're fighting. We hold it on, man.
Damaris
Should we do a playoff game?
Rory
Yeah, why not?
Damaris
I'm good luck there.
Rory
Yeah, let's go. Let's go to a playoff game.
Damaris
What's. What's the schedule? I know Peach memorized that.
Peach
He said it's not officially out yet.
Rory
All right, I'm down. I'm down to do a Yankee playoff game. It's been years since I've been on Yankee playoff.
Damaris
We gotta support the troops, man.
Rory
Absolutely.
Damaris
Do we have another voicemail or. We're wrapping up. What are we doing?
Rory
Yo, what up?
Damaris
This guy again?
Rory
And what's up, Josh And Peach, too? A lot of don't be saying hi to y', all, but I'm gonna make sure I say what's up. But I was listening to the pod, and I was listening to this talk about how he wanted closure from his girl. You know what I'm saying? Like, how to move on from that. I got someone, like, the opposite spectrum of that. How do I stop talking? Like, how do I move away from all these. You know what I'm saying? I got a girl that I really like. I'm trying to lock in with her, but I just feel like everywhere I look, bro, it's just so many hugs, bro. You know I'm saying it's so many shorties and it. It'd be difficult, bro, because, like, I'll be wanting to get off Instagram, but, like, also can't because, like, I DJ and stuff like that. So I need to, like, you know I'm saying, promote myself and stuff like that naturally. At the same time, bro, it's just like everywhere I look, everywhere I go, it's just so many me, you know what I'm saying? Women, you know what I'm saying? I need to get my self control down because I. I don't. I don't be like, cheating or nothing, but at the same time, it'd just be like, dang, what if, though? You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll be over here trying to, like, lock in and be just on her, but you know what I'm saying? I look to my side and I.
Damaris
Look to, I look to my side.
Rory
Alex is over there just looking good as you feel me. Like, so help me. And you know what I'm saying? Tell me what I'm supposed to do. Give me a little bit out. For real.
Damaris
All right, well, for the people that don't remember, because he did like drop some of his accent up until the end, this is a gentleman from Baltimore that has been calling in for years. Of all his women troubles, he can't keep a girl.
Rory
He's the man.
Damaris
Girls don't like him. I love to hear this transition now that, now he's the man. Now he's DJing. He can't keep the hoes off him. Cuz before he couldn't find a girl to save his life, right? He couldn't even get his mom and his sister to like, with him. He's had women problems forever. And now I think he's, he's trying to pay it forward and now they got a little traction. He's going to run through these hoes.
Rory
Well, no, he doesn't want to. He's saying, you know, he wants, he.
Damaris
Wants to teach them a lesson for all the bad they did to him.
Rory
He, he wants to be faithful and.
Damaris
You know, he wants, he's saying that to you right now. That's not what he's thinking.
Rory
He said he's not cheating. He's like, but you know, it's just hard because there's so many beautiful women. Women. I mean, I don't know, man, when you young, I just, I don't, I can't blame him.
Peach
I literally was on Twitter the other day and was like, was scrolling and I was, I text my boyfriend, I say, yo, bro, how do. Like, it's too many fine ass women out here. Like, I don't know how y' all do it. Like, there's so many fine. It don't be that many fine. So we don't have no problems. It's so many beautiful women out here.
Damaris
It's easy. You just like tell yourself the truth that they don't want you.
Rory
That's what you say yourself.
Damaris
Not real, you know? No, it's like, no, it's like really easy. Like, I'll scroll through, I'll be like, yo, there's so many bad. Like, but she don't want me. What am I even tripping over?
Rory
Yeah, she would never even look at me.
Peach
Stick to the one that wants you.
Damaris
But yeah, that's how easy it is. You could walk down the street and see a million bad bitches, but Just be like, I know there's, like, one that likes me.
Rory
Yeah. But then when you see a beautiful woman and then you finally see, like, who she's dating, you, sometimes you'd be like, all right, man, I got a shot. I've seen her, man.
Damaris
But I. I don't. Maybe he's charming.
Peach
What that mean, though? What can you recognize in another nigga that you would be like, ugh, she with him? Him.
Rory
His watch.
Damaris
Baggie, he shared with his man, got.
Rory
A big watch on. Like, what him? Like, that's who hitting that? That's.
Peach
That was the first thing you went through, A baggy watch?
Damaris
And that would be kind of.
Rory
I'm just saying, you just look at you, like, word. Like, you never seen a woman that was gorgeous. And then you finally. You, like. She introduced you to her, like, her boyfriend. You, like, he pulled her, like.
Peach
Well, maybe he lost weight and it got loose and he got to get it tightened.
Rory
No, that's not how that works.
Damaris
Well, you know, you take two links out the.
Rory
Like, how much weight did he lose? Like, that's not how that worked. Like. Nah. But you just could tell. Sometimes you see beautiful women, and you'd be like, word, that's her husband or that's her boyfriend. Like, damn.
Damaris
Any woman dating a guy that took Ozempic, I feel like I'm a better candidate.
Peach
Well, maybe he took it for health reasons.
Rory
You dating an unhealthy. Like, all right, I got a shot. I'll be juicing this. Like, what that mean?
Damaris
Maybe that ain't juicy.
Rory
He's not juicy.
Damaris
Oh, Zenpic was actually for diabetics. Y' all just ran with it. Yeah, like, he maybe has type one.
Rory
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You dating a. With type one. Like, come on, man.
Damaris
That's crazy. My mother has type one.
Peach
Okay.
Damaris
Damon's type one.
Rory
Yeah. I'm just saying, like, you dating with type one. Like, get your types up. You got. That's your type, type 1.
Damaris
Dating somebody with type 2 is a little crazy.
Rory
All right? If that's your type, that's your type type, all right?
Damaris
Everybody got their type.
Rory
I'm not. You know, it's just, like. I just look at him like, you.
Damaris
Date a man who pancreas don't work. Yeah, crazy.
Rory
He get dizzy.
Damaris
His pancreas can't even. Like, if you process sugar. What's wrong with him?
Rory
You got to keep snacks in case that get dizzy. Like. Oh, come on, man.
Peach
All right, okay, but what if he's kind? What if he's nice. What if he's amazing in bed? What if he give lesbian?
Rory
He can't be that amazing in bed.
Damaris
Just orange juice. That's all they need.
Rory
Like, he about to pass out. This dizzy. You trying to ride this. This feel like he on the room spinning all kind of get this a lollipop or something.
Damaris
First of all, it's Kit Kats or orange juice. It's the best thing to give to a type one diabetic.
Rory
Yeah, after y' all have sex. Come on, man.
Damaris
But what if he has the pump? Maybe he got money. You got the pump.
Rory
You got to pump that up like some Reeboks to have sex. Yo, yo, come on, man.
Peach
Okay, hold up. Let's. I need us to call.
Damaris
I'm so happy you said that sentence before. I said. I was about to say I bought my mother a pump. And I'm so glad. I'm so glad I didn't say that before that sentence.
Rory
Oh, man. Yeah, but, baby, do you break down somebody's boyfriend sometimes you look at them and be like, yo, all right, like him. You've done that with some of your homes.
Damaris
You've done that with girls.
Rory
They don't do that.
Peach
No.
Damaris
You'Ve definitely says no.
Rory
No, you've definitely done that to some of your homegirls.
Peach
I just be like, you know, I think you could. What? As long as a nigga is sweet to my homegirl and generous, then I don't give a fuck what he look like. If he's sweet to my homegirl and generous down to what he look like.
Rory
So you talk.
Peach
If you an and and stingy, then I'm gonna start. So what you with that forwarding for real? Because he ugly as and his sneakers is leaning.
Damaris
That's what I think.
Rory
But if he tricking, if he. If he's spending money on your girl.
Peach
If he's generous, and if he's sweet, generous.
Rory
Yeah. Like, I don't like, he's tricking.
Peach
I know, because I don't let them talk to mean tricks. You're not gonna be a trick and be mean. You. I don't want nobody being mean to my home girls. I don't give a how much money you spending if you're sweet. That's the number one thing to me. I think my homegirls deserve nice men. That's most important to me.
Damaris
Me.
Rory
Yeah, but sometimes they don't settle for nice. Nice me. Y' all don't like nice men?
Peach
I don't with mean to me. You could be mean to everybody else.
Damaris
You ain't going to be mean to me, you bug. You're the mean one.
Peach
Yeah, exactly. It can't be two of us in this. It's just me.
Rory
Two people on vacation. That's mean. Each other is crazy.
Damaris
That's how you end up on that cruise.
Rory
Like, imagine you on vacation and both of y' all are like, just mean each other. Hurry up. The sun going down. What?
Damaris
You've seen the whole couple at the resort. That's it. Absolutely.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
They never both develop into the mean person.
Rory
Never leaving each other. Never leaving each other.
Damaris
Nope.
Rory
Yeah. I don't have no advice for them, though, other than good luck, man. It's hard.
Peach
It is.
Rory
But if you got somebody that you really like and love and respect, it doesn't matter. Like, you just. You don't want to cheat on somebody that you respect and that, you know, I mean, that's like betraying a friend almost. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to do that.
Damaris
And knowing this gentleman's story, because he's called in a of lot lot. We know his women problems. He found somebody that. That he cares for, that cares for him take care of.
Rory
Can we get him in the zoo? I need to see what dude look like. He. He got all these women problems. He's our most loyal college Josh. We need to get him on the zoom. Let me see. Don't. Just don't just call me on a voicemail and tell me you got women problems and all this. Like, let me see f. Let me see your women problems.
Damaris
You got to hit 95 south to see him.
Rory
I'm definitely not doing that, but definitely not going to Baltimore. No.
Damaris
But, yeah, he finally found a girl after years and years of calling it. And don't. Don't cheat on her, man. Just. Just play your Baltimore club music. Play. Hit it to the beat. Swing that. And just. Just focus on your serato. Just stare at your laptop. Don't look around.
Rory
Right.
Damaris
Be there for the gig and go home to your woman.
Rory
Exactly.
Damaris
That's all you need.
Peach
Also, like Rory said, most women don't like you, and you just got to learn to value stuff that's more than. Looks are valuable, but eventually they fade anyway. So learn to value more than looks, and then that'll make you really appreciate your gear because it'd be a lot of fine ass ass horrible people out here.
Damaris
Absolutely.
Rory
That's a fact. Well said, Baby D. Yeah, thank you.
Damaris
I like, but I mean, he's also. I don't think he's also saying that he wants to get to know these women. I think he just wants to.
Rory
No, he wants to get to know.
Damaris
He wants to. To wuang in them or whatever that Baltimore club song is.
Rory
What? Yo, lay off the Tylenol, fam. He tripping.
Damaris
What is he talking. You don't know Baltimore club music.
Rory
I don't. You're right.
Damaris
I guarantee you in the comments. Baltimore. Baltimore will love that comment.
Rory
Okay, okay.
Damaris
I can assure you.
Rory
Shout out to all seven of y' all from Baltimore that listen. All right, well, hopefully everybody has a great weekend. Thank you, Josh. Thank you. I appreciate that. Happy birthday to me.
Damaris
I'll be on the road, but I mean, should I FaceTime you?
Rory
No, you don't have to do that.
Peach
Sorry.
Damaris
Like with a cake.
Rory
No, you don't have to. You don't have to do that. We just. You said happy birthday. I'll take that. We appreciate it. All right, well, we'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that. He's just ginger. Peace.
Peach
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This is an iHeart podcast.
Podcast by iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Release date: September 26, 2025
In this lively episode, Rory, Mal, Damaris, and Peach serve up classic New Rory & Mal energy—riffing on the state of the economy, social media consumption, OnlyFans, and personal spending; trading hilarious memories about 90s adult magazines; debating relationships, birthdays, and cruise vacations; and analyzing the latest hip-hop releases and industry moves. As always, they balance playful banter and hot takes with honest reflections on culture, money, and friendship. This episode delivers sharp wit and social commentary wrapped in the effortless chemistry fans love.
[03:09 - 06:35]
TikTok as Live Shopping Platform:
Impulse Buying and Consumer Debt:
The "Incel Economy" Metaphor:
Notable Quote:
"We buy more than we work." – Damaris (05:56)
[05:53 - 06:35]
Big Money on OnlyFans:
Live Selling & Million-Dollar Deals:
[08:00 - 09:21]
Hilarious Exchange:
Peach: “One of your aunties on [Black Tail] for sure.” (08:33)
[09:52 - 11:59]
[14:05 - 16:31]
[17:02 - 19:43]
[20:48 - 22:54]
[23:25 - 23:55]
[26:31 - 33:34]
[39:47 - 44:17]
[45:51 - 55:08]
Cardi’s album reception:
“BBL Stink” Rumor:
Nicki Minaj’s timing:
“You don’t need to do this. You’re Nicki ... now you’re making her [Cardi] your peer rather than someone below you.” (50:28)
Rory counters:
“It’s just a date ... I’m not mad at this type of shit, though. This can be good.” (54:00)
[56:01 - 66:14]
Gunna & Offset announced joint album:
Quavo & Offset relationship:
“Are they never making music together again?” – Rory (57:20)
“21 Savage Is a British Rapper?”:
[66:31 - 68:23]
[68:39 - 73:45]
[78:09 - 95:46]
– Listener recounts catching her man in a lie (fake car crash, using Reddit images), leading to a breakup before a planned group cruise. – He asks for his half of the non-refundable cruise payment back. Panel tells her she is NOT obligated to pay him:
“You have to eat that after you get caught in some shit like that.” – Damaris (79:44)
“If I was him, I would...you just gotta hold that.” – Rory (80:03)
– The long-running “Baltimore DJ” caller asks how to resist temptation in a world full of beautiful women now that he’s trying to be loyal.
“I look to my side and Alex is over there just looking good…” (88:46) – Damaris: “You just like, tell yourself the truth: They don’t want you.” (90:13)
– On seeing bad-looking partners:
“You dating an unhealthy n—a? I got a shot!” – Rory (91:43)
– Peach: “If he’s sweet, generous, I don’t give a f— what he looks like. If he’s generous and sweet, that’s the number one thing.” (93:54)
Episode 409 | Buttman is quintessential New Rory & Mal: brimming with social commentary, hilarious nostalgia, sex/love debates, and pop culture analysis. Whether covering the rise of live-stream shopping, the economics of OnlyFans, music industry drama, or just joking about the perils of sleeping on silk sheets, the panel keeps the energy high and the insights sharp. The episode closes with classic relationship advice—don’t cheat, value kindness, and always check your metadata.