Episode 409 | Buttman

Summary

New Rory & Mal — Episode 409 | Buttman

Podcast by iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
Release date: September 26, 2025

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Brief Overview

In this lively episode, Rory, Mal, Damaris, and Peach serve up classic New Rory & Mal energy—riffing on the state of the economy, social media consumption, OnlyFans, and personal spending; trading hilarious memories about 90s adult magazines; debating relationships, birthdays, and cruise vacations; and analyzing the latest hip-hop releases and industry moves. As always, they balance playful banter and hot takes with honest reflections on culture, money, and friendship. This episode delivers sharp wit and social commentary wrapped in the effortless chemistry fans love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Social Media Consumption & Modern Shopping Culture

[03:09 - 06:35]

• TikTok as Live Shopping Platform:

  • Peach describes TikTok Live as the new Home Shopping Network, with people staging sales marathons (03:27).
  • Damaris expresses incredulity about the economy's state—everyone says we’re in a recession, but people are constantly buying (04:46).

• Impulse Buying and Consumer Debt:

  • Damaris admits falling victim to Instagram ads, accumulating “useless shit” (04:46).
  • Peach jokes about spending money she doesn’t have via "Klarna, Affirm, PayPal Pay in 4"—“People are spending money they don’t have…Queen of it” (05:19).

• The "Incel Economy" Metaphor:

  • The group riffs on the term “incel” being repurposed for people addicted to online consumption and isolated in digital lives (06:42).
  • Peach clarifies the real definition: “Unable to attract women sexually…hostile views towards women.” (07:09)

Notable Quote:

"We buy more than we work." – Damaris (05:56)

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2. OnlyFans, Selling Online, and Shifting Hustle Culture

[05:53 - 06:35]

• Big Money on OnlyFans:

  • “Shorty says she made 80 million on OnlyFans”—Rory can’t get over it (05:53), leading to laughter about online entrepreneurship.

• Live Selling & Million-Dollar Deals:

  • Damaris: “People making a million dollars selling houses they've never even seen before. They're saying, just buy the couch, because they get a check.” (06:03)

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3. Nostalgia: 90s Adult Magazines & Humorous Memories

[08:00 - 09:21]

• Discussion of now-vintage porn mags (“Black Tail,” “Buttman”), with the group joking about who learned what from which publications.
• Rory: "That's like Black Tail, y'all remember Black Tail magazine?" (08:13)
• Buttman/Batman magazine jokes; Damaris shares stories of stealing magazines from her cousin’s house (08:57).

Hilarious Exchange:

Peach: “One of your aunties on [Black Tail] for sure.” (08:33)

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4. Tricks, “Hoes,” and Dating Dynamics

[09:52 - 11:59]

• Rory complains that rumors of him being “cheap” on the pod are affecting his dating life.
• Discussion of the difference between being cheap and not being a “trick.”
• Peach: “And I'm not a hoe. I just don't fuck for free.” (11:40)
• The panel riffs on “trick or treat” wordplay and the linguistics of sex work.

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5. Birthday Love & Getting Older

[14:05 - 16:31]

• Celebration of a birthday (presumably Rory’s or Mal’s twin).
• Peach compliments Rory: “You don’t look your age.” (15:22)
• Reflections on aging:
  • Rory: “Like, I've been on this earth for many, many years. Right. I was born in the 1900s, baby.” (15:02)
• Joking about health, "Buttman year," and colonoscopies:
  • Damaris: "I think it might be the year. Might be your colonoscopy. It might be your Buttman year." (16:07)

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6. Health, Drugs, and Fentanyl Dangers

[17:02 - 19:43]

• “Tylenol’s making everybody autistic”—hyperbolic discussion about everyday toxins, pharmaceuticals, and the unpredictability of health consequences (17:02).
• Discussion of a local news story about an escort allegedly killing three people with fentanyl—deep concerns about drug adulteration and escalating risk in social interactions (18:03).

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7. Sex Work, Pricing, and “What If” Fantasies

[20:48 - 22:54]

• Rory asks if all women have ever thought about selling sex “at least once or twice.”
  • Peach: “Every time the rent comes, it's like, God damn, why I couldn't just be a bitch that sell pussy every 29th of the month?” (21:07)
• Damaris and Peach discuss curiosity about “market value” and sex work pricing.
• Rory: “How humbling is it though, if you, if you was trying to sell sex and nobody bought it?” (21:35)

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8. Strip Clubs and “Show Hole” Laws

[23:25 - 23:55]

• Jokes about differences between New York and other cities’ strip clubs and their rules (“You can't even show hole in New York. I want to see hole when I go to the strip club.” – Rory, 23:35.)
• Allegedly, in private rooms, it’s another story.

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9. Cruises, Birthday Traditions, and Family Dynamics

[26:31 - 33:34]

• Reflects on the pain of party buses and boat/party cruises as adult birthday parties.
  • Rory: “Somebody give me a party bus for my birthday. We are no longer friends.” (27:02)
• Damaris tells a story about a frat brother falling into Hudson River filth during a Kappa cruise (28:19).
• Family cruise stories, including Peach being left behind and rescued by a tugboat as a teen (29:14).
• Debates about optimal cruise destinations—tropical islands vs. Alaska (“Who wants to go to Alaska?” – Rory, 31:04)
• Damaris advocates for glacier cruises for the scenic experience; others are skeptical.

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10. Song of the Summer Debate & Hip-Hop One-Hit Wonders

[39:47 - 44:17]

• The group debates the 2025 “Song of the Summer.” Candidates:
  • “Shake It to the Max” by Shenseea (“that's the song I heard the most in parties this year” – Peach, 40:29)
  • “Somebody Loves Me” by Drake & Party
  • Chris Brown/Bryson Tiller track “Nokia”
  • Billboard and Spotify lists (41:17).
• Discussion of “Tweaker” by LiAngelo Ball, “one-hit wonders,” and the fleeting nature of viral success.
  • Rory: “Y’all do that a lot, like y’all hear a song, like, nah, this is dope. And then... y’all never play it.” (43:45)

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11. Cardi B & Nicki Minaj: Album Rollouts and Petty Moves

[45:51 - 55:08]

• Cardi’s album reception:

  • Rory: “I was hoping... it is a decent album. It’s enough good records.” (45:11)
  • Damaris: “I think she delivered for what she needed to do for her second album.” (45:29)

• “BBL Stink” Rumor:

  • Storytime about viral joke that women with BBLs don’t know how to clean properly—Peach and Damaris break down baby powder/gold bond hygiene (47:11 - 49:27).

• Nicki Minaj’s timing:

  • Damaris critiques Nicki for announcing her album right after Cardi’s release:

    “You don’t need to do this. You’re Nicki ... now you’re making her [Cardi] your peer rather than someone below you.” (50:28)

• Rory counters:

  “It’s just a date ... I’m not mad at this type of shit, though. This can be good.” (54:00)

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12. Atlanta Rap – Gunna, Offset, Quavo & “British Rapper” 21 Savage

[56:01 - 66:14]

• Gunna & Offset announced joint album:

  • Damaris sees this as evidence of Atlanta rap alliances and “sides being picked” post-RICO (56:53).

• Quavo & Offset relationship:

  “Are they never making music together again?” – Rory (57:20)

• “21 Savage Is a British Rapper?”:

  • Brisk, funny debate over cultural identity in rap, comparing J. Cole (born in Germany but raised American) to 21 Savage’s British background (62:41 - 65:55).
    • Damaris: “He is a Frankfurt rapper. That’s a Frank rapper right there.” (64:55)

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13. Fashion: Skims, Drawers & Lingerie Mishaps

[66:31 - 68:23]

• Enthusiastic reviews for Skims men’s underwear—Rory and Damaris agree, “so good” (67:01).
• Peach recounts a cautionary tale about trying to be sexy with satin sheets and how it was a total disaster (“slipping and sliding…never again, bro!” – 68:05).

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14. Industry News: Aaliyah & Tank “Gone” Record Controversy

[68:39 - 73:45]

• Tank disavows a posthumous Aaliyah collab, stating he didn’t approve the final versions and feels she “deserves better.” (69:32)
• Critique of music industry regarding unauthorized, often disrespectful, posthumous releases.
• Memories of the notorious Lifetime Aaliyah film—unanimous agreement it was so bad it bordered on spoof territory (73:08).

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15. Listener Voicemails: Relationship Drama & Self-Control in the Club

[78:09 - 95:46]

A. Cruise Breakup Dilemma

– Listener recounts catching her man in a lie (fake car crash, using Reddit images), leading to a breakup before a planned group cruise. – He asks for his half of the non-refundable cruise payment back. Panel tells her she is NOT obligated to pay him:

“You have to eat that after you get caught in some shit like that.” – Damaris (79:44)
“If I was him, I would...you just gotta hold that.” – Rory (80:03)

B. Leaving the Streets—DJ Listener’s Dilemma

– The long-running “Baltimore DJ” caller asks how to resist temptation in a world full of beautiful women now that he’s trying to be loyal.

“I look to my side and Alex is over there just looking good…” (88:46) – Damaris: “You just like, tell yourself the truth: They don’t want you.” (90:13)

– On seeing bad-looking partners:

“You dating an unhealthy n—a? I got a shot!” – Rory (91:43)

– Peach: “If he’s sweet, generous, I don’t give a f— what he looks like. If he’s generous and sweet, that’s the number one thing.” (93:54)

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “PayPal pay-in-4, all them. The Affirm Warriors is out there!” – Rory (05:44)
• “I just don’t trick. I’m not cheap. I just don’t trick.” – Rory (11:32)
• “I ain't gonna lie though, that's a little...you got a type.” – Rory teasing Peach on dating history (11:25)
• “It's my Buttman year. I'm gonna subscribe.” – Rory (16:13)
• “Sometimes I wish Nikki moved like the superstar she is. …You’re Nicki.” – Damaris (50:28)
• “He’s a Frankfurt rapper. That’s a Frank rapper right there.” – Damaris, during 21 Savage debate (64:55)
• “I usually don’t sleep with anything. I could sleep with these Skims on.” – Rory (67:34)

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• 03:27 – TikTok as Live Selling Platform
• 05:44 – Buy Now Pay Later, "Affirm Warriors"
• 08:13 - 09:21 – 90s Adult Magazines (“Black Tail,” “Buttman”)
• 11:40 – “I’m not a hoe. I just don’t fuck for free.” – Peach
• 16:13 – “It might be your Buttman year. Colonoscopy time.”
• 18:03 – Fentanyl story & fear of laced drugs
• 21:07 – Women reflect on considering sex work
• 23:35 – “You can’t even show hole in NY strip clubs”
• 27:42 – Boat ride horror stories
• 29:14 – Peach’s family cruise, left on an island, rescued by tugboat
• 39:47 – “What’s the song of the summer?”
• 47:11 - 49:27 – BBL stink rumors & hygiene talk
• 50:28 - 54:00 – Nicki Minaj vs Cardi B album talk & rollout strategies
• 62:41 - 65:55 – 21 Savage “British rapper” debate
• 67:01 - 68:05 – Glowing Skims reviews; satin sheets fail story
• 69:32 - 71:05 – Aaliyah/Tank unreleased song drama
• 78:09 - 81:14 – Listener voicemail: cruise breakup and refund request
• 88:44 - 95:46 – Listener voicemail: how to avoid temptation as a DJ

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Tone and Style

• Signature blend of sarcasm, irreverence, and cultural critique
• Conversational, rapid-fire banter and callbacks to in-jokes
• Candid about personal life, money, and social dynamics—never taking themselves too seriously

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Conclusion

Episode 409 | Buttman is quintessential New Rory & Mal: brimming with social commentary, hilarious nostalgia, sex/love debates, and pop culture analysis. Whether covering the rise of live-stream shopping, the economics of OnlyFans, music industry drama, or just joking about the perils of sleeping on silk sheets, the panel keeps the energy high and the insights sharp. The episode closes with classic relationship advice—don’t cheat, value kindness, and always check your metadata.

Transcript

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[Rory]

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[Peach]

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[Rory]

What'S up with the marriage?

[Damaris]

Oh she hit the clock now we.

[Rory]

Yeah what's up with the marriage she Playing R B. Well, Peace is playing.

[Damaris]

We know what's going on. We're rolling.

[Rory]

P. Just setting the mood. Damaris is. Is humming along singing now she moaning what's going on? I know it's raining out. It's the perfect cuddle weather, stay home weather.

[Peach]

But like Peach was playing that boy Peach was playing at that flashback music.

[Damaris]

That was Peach on. On.

[Peach]

Yeah, that was Peach on.

[Damaris]

I thought that was you the whole time.

[Peach]

Nah, that was Peach.

[Damaris]

I thought that was you.

[Peach]

Me and Peach were live on Tik Tok playing. Playing some tunes live on TikTok. We live on TikTok.

[Rory]

You can go live on it. What up? What can you. What can you not go live on these days? I didn't even know you can go live on TikTok.

[Damaris]

I listen live.

[Peach]

TikTok is the biggest live place you can go. Like TikTok is like live streaming. Like people. It's like Home Shopping Network. There's people on there selling shit from TikTok shop and will stand there all day. Like they like if I go on, indeed I can get a job standing there selling a product on TikTok, like the Home Shopping Network.

[Damaris]

I kind of wish like the Christians were right yesterday that the rapture came. Yeah. Like, I was like, well, what if.

[Rory]

It happened and we weren't chosen?

[Damaris]

As a devout Catholic, it could have happened. Nah, it's like the congestion pricing. Everyone's still here.

[Rory]

Everyone.

[Damaris]

I promised you. Everyone's still here. Nobody left. Everyone is still here. As a devout Catholic, I was kind of looking forward not to think I would be chosen, but I mean, hell might be better than here now. I'm like, this is what's going on now.

[Rory]

I think it's congestion prices, not you.

[Damaris]

On Tick Tock Live. But people are standing in a grocery store on Tick tock live for 24 hours.

[Peach]

Well, they're not in a grocery store. They're in like a private like home. And they're like, oh, buy this lip kit or buy this couch or this makeup vanity 200 on sale. Right. If you buy it right now. Like, it's like that. It's a new way of selling. It's like Amazon.

[Damaris]

Like, how is the economy in this? And all we do is sit on live and buy. Myself included. When I scroll through Instagram, they catch me every time with those ads. They work every time. I have so much useless in my house that I is because of Instagram ads. How is the economy in the.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't.

[Damaris]

I think all we're doing is buying stuff I don't.

[Rory]

I don't think we. We're in a recession. There's no way. People spend too much money. There's too much money being spent. Every. People have money. Everybody has money.

[Damaris]

We buy more than we work.

[Rory]

Yeah. Like, it's. It's. It's like, I'm. I'm done. Don't tell me we're in a recession. Don't tell me people are broke. I don't want to hear it. Because anytime Chris Brown come to town, it's sold out. You know what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

That being the deciding factor of.

[Rory]

I'm just saying the stadium is sold out. The Knicks games are sold. The Garden is sold out. Everything is sold. People flying to Puerto Rico to see Bad Bunny Niggas got Money, Man. Stop lying.

[Peach]

You know what I think it is, though? I think that because the economy is so bad and just the world just in total. People just are looking at it like it's gone to shit. People are spending money that they don't have. Like, that's the thing. Like, I'm. I'm queen of it. I spend so much money I don't have. Like, people like, oh, you're not broke.

[Damaris]

You could.

[Peach]

You could afford to do all these things.

[Rory]

No, I can't.

[Peach]

I'm gonna do it anyway, though. I'm gonna pay that shit later. I'm a karna it. I'm gonna affirm it. I'm gonna do all that shit.

[Rory]

I'm.

[Peach]

Yeah, because life is just like. Life's so up right now, it's like. It. Have fun.

[Rory]

The affirm warriors is out there.

[Peach]

PayPal paying for all them. Oh, all of them.

[Rory]

Shorty says she made 80 million on only fans.

[Damaris]

Joe, you will never let that go.

[Rory]

That's not.

[Damaris]

And I believe it was 40 million, which, I mean, it's still.

[Rory]

That's not crazy to none of y'.

[Peach]

All.

[Rory]

No, that's not crazy.

[Damaris]

There's people on Tick Tock sitting around all day, saying, buy a couch. Buy this. Buy this. Yeah, that showing your. Yeah. 40 million. Oh, there's people making a million dollars selling houses they've never even seen before. They've never sat on that couch. They've never seen that. They're saying, just buy the couch. Because they get a check.

[Rory]

Almost 40 million to see. Bro, she doesn't. All right, now, we had a whole.

[Damaris]

Nother game is the game now.

[Rory]

We had a whole. She don't even show badge is the game. And she clocked out 40 M's last year.

[Damaris]

Listen, man, right after 911 made sure we were. We were buying society. They are praying the economy going again.

[Rory]

They are preying on the incels, bro. The incels is rich.

[Damaris]

Everybody's an incel.

[Rory]

What you mean everybody's an insult?

[Damaris]

Everybody's an incel now. Not by the definition of what we've talked about before. Of the guy that sits there, gets no pussy, is a fucking weirdo. Debates on the Internet all day. We have all become based off what Damaris was just saying where we just consume based off the shit that we see on the Internet. We are all incels to some degree now.

[Peach]

But that's not. Incel. Is completely sexually related. You can't use the word and make it mean something different. We're all losers. That's. I mean, you can do that.

[Damaris]

We're all. I thought that was more the incel.

[Peach]

No, incel. Incel means you're unable. Strictly, you're unable to attract women sexually and you usually have hostile views towards women.

[Rory]

Involuntary celibate.

[Peach]

Yes.

[Damaris]

A member of the online community of a young man who considers themselves unable to attract women sexually. Typically associated with the views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.

[Rory]

So we're not all inc.

[Damaris]

I take. I take that back. Okay. To the economy. Yes. We are all incels.

[Rory]

To the economy, yes.

[Damaris]

If you take out sexual and put economy. We are all insult.

[Rory]

All right.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm.

[Rory]

That makes sense.

[Damaris]

It's more of a metaphor.

[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

They need unlimited.

[Damaris]

Don't know anything anymore.

[Rory]

Unlimited data. If they paying 40 million to see no vagina. That's insane, man.

[Damaris]

That's the art of it, though.

[Rory]

That is. That is.

[Damaris]

You're paying to think about it. You're not even that deep in your.

[Rory]

Mind paying to think about it.

[Damaris]

Hey, think about it.

[Rory]

Okay, like what it could be. I remember when this used to cost like $6. Just buy a magazine to see vag.

[Peach]

But that's.

[Rory]

That's like Black Tail. Y' all remember Blacktail magazine? Y' all remember that?

[Peach]

No, Remember Blacktail, Josh?

[Damaris]

Was it Buttman or Buttman?

[Rory]

Buttman. Yo, that. That was another type of magazine.

[Damaris]

That was definitely.

[Rory]

I never went down.

[Damaris]

Don't even try to do that.

[Rory]

I never went down.

[Damaris]

Don't even try to do that.

[Peach]

I remember that one.

[Rory]

You gotta remember Blacktail. One of your aunties on there. One of your aunties on there. For sure. If we go down to Blacktail magazine. We're gonna see one of our aunts.

[Damaris]

Come on, let's clear it up. Because you.

[Peach]

You.

[Damaris]

You stay trying to make me out to be gay. Is that a gay magazine? Buttman magazine.

[Rory]

Oh, no, I never seen Buttman.

[Damaris]

Okay. Yeah, that was in the streets going. Batman was going crazy. Funny. Steals from my cousin.

[Rory]

It's in the Batman font. That's what's funny about.

[Damaris]

I used to steal that from my Cousin's house on 21st street in a story. I. I would try to hide them shits in my. My book bag.

[Rory]

None of those girls made 40 million a year. It's not one. And they showing every. They making it wink.

[Damaris]

N. Buttman went crazy. Y' all learned about women right there.

[Peach]

Horny.

[Rory]

No, no, no. Nobody's horny.

[Damaris]

I'm talking about the economy.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm just saying, like, black tail, you know, I was just asking if y' all remember the lights. I'm not horny, though. No, I promise.

[Peach]

Okay.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's all good. Everything's good.

[Damaris]

The beginning of our, you know, youth.

[Peach]

So I guess I see you guys had the misogyny pod yesterday.

[Damaris]

No, we didn't.

[Rory]

No, we didn't.

[Damaris]

You would have been so proud of us.

[Rory]

You would have been proud of me.

[Damaris]

You.

[Rory]

Because, you know, you think I'm crazy.

[Peach]

Was so bad. They made you look like a feminist.

[Damaris]

Yo, I'm trying to tell you 100.

[Rory]

I keep telling you I'm a feminist. I'm awful. Like, women's rights and all.

[Damaris]

Because I might as well, like, dyed his hair blue. Like, that's how he looked out here. He may have been transgender for all I know.

[Rory]

Yo, I keep telling. I'm not as bad as y' all try to make me out to be. Yo, just.

[Peach]

I just know you are as bad as we make you out to be. You're just not as bad as.

[Rory]

Stop telling people I'm cheap. Because now it's affecting my real life. Women in real life are asking me if I'm cheap. Like, stop telling the world that I'm cheap to marriage. Like, women that I'm meeting in the real world now. I heard you was cheap. I'm like, where the you heard that from?

[Peach]

I ask you questions, and the responses that you give lead people to believe that you are.

[Rory]

No, no, I'm just not a trick, okay? I'm not cheap.

[Peach]

Tomato, tomato.

[Rory]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Because y' all like to say men are tricks. And then y' all say, like, say y' all not hoes. You can't have a trick and not be a hoe. Like, y' all like to say that. So are you a hoe?

[Damaris]

Points for me.

[Rory]

You a treat. See, that's. That was a good return. That's whole. That's whole linguistics, though. Like, when the woman's like, I'm a treat. Like, are you. Oh, like, it's okay. You can say that.

[Damaris]

Nah. Trick or treat.

[Rory]

Yeah, I get it. Yeah. But stop saying that to marriage, please. Because, like, women are really, like, thinking I'm in real life. Like, they're like, y', all, I heard you was cheap. I'm like, what?

[Damaris]

It shouldn't matter because they should like you for you, right?

[Rory]

Yeah, of course. But I'm just saying, like, hearing things about me that's not true is crazy. Like, so now I'm seeing that it's starting to really, like, you know, affect me in the real world. Like, people are looking at me like, oh, you cheap.

[Peach]

Y' all sat up here and said, I. I date nothing but jailbirds for years.

[Rory]

Excuse me. Excuse me.

[Peach]

Years.

[Rory]

If we go down the line, some of them niggas are still on jpay, is all I'm saying.

[Peach]

You're lying. Like, that's a narrative. That's not true. And people. Really?

[Rory]

You never dated nobody that got locked up that's been arrested at that time?

[Peach]

Two people that have been locked up.

[Damaris]

Before, and you've only dated three people total?

[Rory]

And how many people have you dated that got killed due to drug and violence? Drugs and violence?

[Peach]

One.

[Rory]

Okay, so now we have four total. Three.

[Peach]

Four in my history. My 20 years of fucking day in.

[Rory]

I ain't gonna lie, though. That's a little. Like, you gotta type.

[Peach]

That's not. Anyway. And you cheap. See, now, see.

[Rory]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not the same. It's not the same. I just don't trick. I just don't trick. I'm not cheap. I just don't trick. Yeah, I don't mind spending money on nice things, but I'm not.

[Peach]

And I'm not a hoe. I just don't fuck for free. You see what I'm saying? You see?

[Rory]

You see, that's whole, like, one on one. They tell you that soon as you.

[Peach]

But that's what you sound like.

[Rory]

You take a whole course. That's what they tell you. They be like, yo, you can have sex, but you gotta pay for it. That's like the first chapter in what you just said. Like, what you talking. That's like, the first chapter. The first lesson is don't fuck for free.

[Peach]

Did y' all miss me yesterday?

[Damaris]

No, I think it was better that you weren't here yesterday.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, I didn't miss you yet.

[Damaris]

That conversation would have went further off the rails than it already was.

[Peach]

I'd have started calling mama's hoes.

[Damaris]

What does that mean?

[Rory]

You just start calling mama's hoes.

[Peach]

Your mama is a hoe. That's what I would have said.

[Damaris]

Why? Because we don't even know if those gentlemen's mothers are. Yeah, It's a wild thing to jump out there.

[Peach]

I heard was being disrespectful. I know. And then y' all had somebody over here sitting in my seat. They commented on YouTube saying the marriage forgot her wig today.

[Damaris]

Us face do not look anything alike.

[Rory]

Hilarious. That's hilarious.

[Damaris]

You guys look nothing alike.

[Rory]

Who said that, though?

[Damaris]

Like, also, I love space, but when he sat down, I thought he was, like, going to contribute, and he did in the beginning. And then Space was just quiet.

[Rory]

Well, that's why his space goes. He just disappeared. He left.

[Damaris]

Oh, okay.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Part of why he could have been on the couch.

[Rory]

Part of his. His aura.

[Damaris]

He started out like, yo, I'm going to pause rear the conversation. He asked the question and then legitimately disappeared.

[Rory]

After that, it was over.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I. I think you would have been proud of us. Did you actually watch the whole conversation? Cuz I felt like Mo and I held it down for. For logic and women.

[Rory]

I tried the rapper. Like, I just. I tried Damaris. You would have been proud of me, though. Thank you. You don't have to say it, but thank you.

[Peach]

Oh, you're welcome.

[Rory]

I mean, you don't have to say it. Thank you.

[Damaris]

I was kind of shocked that Maul, like, was on my side. I thought it was about to be a 3v1.

[Rory]

Y'. All. Y' all think I'm. Y' all really think I'm, like, way worse than I am. I'm really not.

[Damaris]

Shout out to Heineken. And so. But that was, like, further than I ever thought. Like, sometimes I get there's content. Sometimes I think there's trolling. But I believe them.

[Rory]

No, I believe them 100%.

[Damaris]

I didn't think they were just saying to say it.

[Rory]

No, 100%.

[Damaris]

They see it in their eyes.

[Rory]

They definitely met that from their soul. They meant it. They met that 100%. But shout out to the guys. H. For sure.

[Damaris]

It was a great episode.

[Rory]

Cool conversation with them. Check it out. Now available now.

[Damaris]

Fully encourage everyone to listen to that entire thing. I Was nervous to even, like, put it on my story.

[Rory]

Why?

[Damaris]

Because it was just insane.

[Rory]

It was fun, though.

[Damaris]

I know.

[Rory]

It's good to have fun, crazy conversations.

[Damaris]

Oh, no, I want to have backfield on, you know, like every two months.

[Rory]

Yeah, everybody's talking. Let's have some crazy conversations, man.

[Damaris]

I mean, some people won't take it there, but should we do the regular Happy birthday, Stevie Wonder version? How. How do we want to do it? Small's birthday right now.

[Peach]

I know. Happy birthday.

[Damaris]

Christ.

[Peach]

Happy birthday.

[Damaris]

Happy birthday. Put some autotune on me, Peach.

[Rory]

No, no, no, you don't have to.

[Damaris]

You don't have to.

[Rory]

Yeah, you don't have to do. No, no, no. I said thank you.

[Damaris]

Thank you, Rory.

[Rory]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.

[Peach]

People are literally listening to you up their morning singing Happy Birthday.

[Damaris]

Happy Birthday. He's put there's tune on it. Y' all can't hear it. That's why Peach has the headphones on. That was crazy T pain.

[Rory]

Thank you.

[Damaris]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Rory]

You don't have to do that. Thank you so much, though.

[Damaris]

Can we just insert the. Stevie?

[Rory]

Thank you, baby.

[Peach]

To get older.

[Rory]

How does it feel to get older?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Peach]

To get older and see how the world is. You've been along. You've been on this earth for a long time.

[Rory]

Like, I've been on this earth for, like, many, many years. Right. I was born in the 1900s, baby.

[Damaris]

D think everyone in this room was.

[Rory]

Were you? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Damaris]

Literally everyone in this room was born in the 1900s.

[Rory]

Yeah. Were you 1990?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Last decade.

[Rory]

Feels great. It feels good getting older does. Yeah, it feels good.

[Damaris]

That's your birthday speech.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Peach]

You don't look. You don't look your age. And I mean, thank you sincerely. You don't look your age.

[Rory]

Thank you, baby. Do you know I'm drinking water? I'm moisturizing at night now. You know what I'm saying things like that. Like, you know, I mean, I'm doing everything I can, you know, full head.

[Peach]

Of hair at 50 years, man.

[Rory]

You hear me?

[Damaris]

It's not 50, baby.

[Rory]

Stop playing with me.

[Peach]

Sorry, my bad.

[Rory]

Because I'm not 50. All right? Don't rush my. Don't rush my clock.

[Peach]

I'm sorry.

[Rory]

Don't rush my clock.

[Damaris]

Do you have a goal for. For this year?

[Rory]

Do I have a goal?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Yes. Make it to see another one.

[Damaris]

At that age, you just start to, man.

[Rory]

You just see if you appreciate it, man. Just make it to see another one.

[Damaris]

Do you go to, like, more yearly doctor checkups at this point?

[Rory]

No, it's the same still.

[Damaris]

Once, once a year type vibe.

[Rory]

Unless you feeling, like, a little, you know, sick, or you start feeling.

[Damaris]

I was about to say, I think it might be the year. Might be your. Your colonoscopy. It might be your Buttman year.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah. Nah, definitely. It's definitely my Buttman year. For sure. For sure. I'm gonna subscribe. I gotta subscribe to Buttman.

[Damaris]

Which tier on Patreon will that be?

[Rory]

That's right. That's above the date that we live the J lunch.

[Damaris]

We should do that on Damaris's Tick Tock live stream.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Is you laying on this on your side like that?

[Rory]

Yeah. Getting the colonoscopy. Yeah, we can live stream that.

[Damaris]

Nervous for it?

[Rory]

Nah, it's good. Yeah, you need it.

[Peach]

You don't eat, huh? You don't eat nothing.

[Damaris]

But that'll mean anything. Sometimes it could just be. It'd be a little cancer in there. I'm not dying. Colon cancer is a thing, Damaris. I know, but, like, especially for men.

[Peach]

His age, it's actually been tearing people up. Our. Well, my age, you could eat very.

[Damaris]

Healthy and still get colon cancer. That could be hereditary. You can eat the healthiest food. There's toxins in this. Listen, man. Tylenol.

[Rory]

Who knows at this point, Tylenol's making everybody autistic. So if you got a headache, you got to just deal with it, baby D. Either that or you're gonna be. You gonna wake up a little auntie Yo.

[Damaris]

You either want. You want a headache.

[Rory]

You want a headache spectrum, or you.

[Damaris]

Wann feel good on the spectrum.

[Rory]

You want a headache spectrum or you wake up on the spectrum. It's totally up to you. Take Tylenol at your own precaution.

[Damaris]

Oh, and now it makes total sense to me because I just have a high tolerance. So I would always take 3 of the extra strength. It would say 2 on the bottle, but I know me.

[Rory]

That makes so much sense. Now I get it. No, now I see you. Now I understand, like, why I just be popping Tylenol. I understand. I understand why I be like, what's wrong with Roy? I get it. Tylenol. He abuses Tylenol.

[Damaris]

While I appreciate no matter what administration it is, trying to go down on big pharma karma and figure out what the is going on. Tylenol is one thing. There's a fentanyl problem going on. Why can't RFK just stand and be like, hey, fentanyl Did y' all see that?

[Rory]

That escort I think they found, that was. That killed three people.

[Damaris]

Which one? That happens.

[Rory]

No, it's like, on the COVID the Daily News, I think, today, like, okay, she killed three people with fentanyl. That's insane. Yeah, that's.

[Damaris]

That's okay. From hell. From Hell's Kitchen, or from, like.

[Peach]

Oh, my gosh, it's so funny.

[Rory]

She killed three people with fentanyl. Y' all keep messing with these escorts, man.

[Damaris]

Well, I was telling you guys, people I know that do drugs, their dealers are putting a little fent in there just to make them crackheads.

[Rory]

Oh, no, it's fentanyl.

[Damaris]

And, like, people are.

[Rory]

You think that's a perfect.

[Damaris]

People have gotten real good at just finding out exactly how much fent is going to kill somebody and how much isn't. Everyone's become chemists in that world.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's.

[Damaris]

So don't act like an escort. Won't know the exact amount of fent that won't leave a trace. But you're going to die.

[Rory]

No, she.

[Damaris]

She won't sprinkle a little in that coke. You'll never see it.

[Rory]

But that's scary, though, to think that. You know what I'm saying? People are out here dating women, and women are. You know, you think you date. Date, drugging them and things like that, and it's like, no, you're killing people.

[Damaris]

Don't let my dad see this article, because he'll go, back in my day, we killed the hooker. The hooker didn't kill us. Yo, yo, this world's going to shit.

[Rory]

It was the prostitute that died, not the john, yo.

[Damaris]

I mean, we'll rest in peace to everyone involved. Oh, this was actually in New York City, I see. Rikers Island.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Got three off in one day.

[Rory]

I don't know if it's one day.

[Damaris]

Oh, that's a fetish.

[Rory]

Like, Yeah, I don't know if she killed three people, but that's. But that.

[Damaris]

See, to me, that's like running off on the plug. That's why I used to hate that song. Like, now you hustling backwards. Why are you killing the work?

[Rory]

No, she probably didn't mean to kill.

[Peach]

I doubt highly she murdered them.

[Rory]

Yeah, she didn't mean to, but she just. Again, you're giving somebody pills and.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it's like, yeah, but if you're. Again, I've never been in this situation. But wouldn't you bring your own coke?

[Rory]

No, I mean, not all the time. Sometimes the prostitute will be like, oh, I have some Coke or whatever. And the john is probably like, oh, I bet we ain't gotta go get it. You already got it. It's kinda like the prostitute pull out the condom. It's like, okay, I ain't gotta go to.

[Damaris]

But she opens the pack. No.

[Rory]

Yeah, you gotta watch her open.

[Damaris]

So she doesn't have.

[Rory]

No, you gotta watch her open the condom. You gotta watch her open the condom.

[Damaris]

Yo, imagine a hooker just sitting there with a condom out the pack already, like, yo, I got it right unrolled, unrolled. No, no, no, no. Let me see you open.

[Peach]

That don't mean just because you unopen it, you can poke it with a tack or a bobby pin before you open it and put a hole in it. That don't mean.

[Damaris]

No, I'm not even going down that route. I don't think every sex worker is trying to get whatever guy that randomly walks in, yo, get me pregnant. I don't think they're thinking that. But that's just odd to just have the condom already out. Oh, yeah, yeah. It would raise a red flag. I wouldn't think you poked a hole in it. I would just think, why did. Why do you have it in your hand already? Can I see you open it?

[Rory]

Do you think that every woman has thought about selling, like, sex at least once or twice in their lifetime?

[Peach]

We've had this convo, but I. I don't think every woman. No, I think many women. Yes, many good women, I'm sure.

[Rory]

But have you ever thought about it?

[Peach]

Have I ever thought about doing it? Have I ever had the thoughts? Sure. Have I ever really considered it? No.

[Rory]

What is the thought, though? Like, exactly.

[Peach]

Like, the thought is like, every time the rant comes, it's like, God damn, why I couldn't just be a bitch that sell pussy every 29th of the month? I think that. Would I ever consider doing it? No.

[Damaris]

There's a lot of thoughts I have that would never, never even think about putting into action. But it crossed my mind.

[Peach]

But it crossed your mind for sure.

[Damaris]

It definitely crossed my mind. It exists somewhere in here. But it's never going to be selling sex. No, I'm just saying thoughts in general. Like, I've had thoughts that have just entered my mind. It doesn't mean I'm gonna, like, act on them every 29th of the month.

[Rory]

But, like, how humbling is it, though? Like, if you, if you was trying to sell sex, like, and nobody bought it. Yeah. Like, if your price was too high.

[Damaris]

Was it clocking that day?

[Rory]

If you set the bar like, yo, 1500.

[Peach]

And you got to lower it.

[Rory]

And then you got.

[Damaris]

They.

[Rory]

He negotiate down to 400. Like.

[Peach]

I'm not built for that life. That's. I could never. I'm not built for that life.

[Rory]

Yo, setting the bar, 1500, and then the john sitting in the car like, Yo, I got 400 for you. Like, what you going to do, T?

[Damaris]

Don't start talking to some of our sex worker friends. Because some of her friends that I've. I've asked what the price is just. Cause I'm curious. I'm just one of those people. I'm like, wait, that girl getting that much money to have sex? Some of my homegirls could be eating out here.

[Rory]

Nah, not everybody.

[Damaris]

Some chicks that I would not fuck with somebody else's dick is getting 750. A thousand dollars just for 30 minutes. I'm like, yo, what my price is?

[Peach]

My homeboy that buys pussy, I told him to put a price on me one time, and he put a price on me.

[Rory]

I was like, oh, what was the price? What was the number?

[Peach]

I. I will not say that.

[Rory]

What?

[Damaris]

In case it has to happen. Remember when Dane got mad about the Escarta sneaker? He said, yo, we put us. We put 60 on the sneaker. Now the brand is $60. It's over forever. Your number is your number now. It's the number. No, but can't say the number.

[Rory]

I just want to know, like, what her homeboy said, though. Like, yo, like, it wasn't.

[Peach]

He was. It was high because he started showing me some of the. That he had bought, and I was like, oh, yeah, actually, you lowballed me.

[Damaris]

The girl I know is a thousand dollars. Respectfully, I won't put a number on you, but if she getting a thousand dollars, you'd quit podcasting for sure.

[Peach]

For sure.

[Damaris]

She turning over, like, five people in one night for a thousand dollars. I'm like, yo, five people tried to hit that for a thousand dollars.

[Rory]

Oh, I wish every girl could, like, strip for, like, one night just to see how much money they would make.

[Damaris]

They do it on their birthday.

[Rory]

What you mean they.

[Peach]

Not everybody not showing hole on their birthday room.

[Rory]

I didn't say showing hole is crazy.

[Damaris]

I'm saying, like, jumping on a floor in New York.

[Rory]

You can't even show hole in New York. That's why I don't go to the strip clubs. I want to see whole. When I go to the strip club.

[Damaris]

You got to go to the back room where they offer you the cocaine.

[Rory]

No, but I'm just Saying if I'm going to a strip club, I don't want to see.

[Peach]

We definitely could have seen Hole when me and Rory had that private room.

[Damaris]

That probably you can. In that private room. Allegedly. According to Eric Adams.

[Rory]

Allegedly. Allegedly. Eric Adams. Yeah. He would. He would. He would approve. Like. Yes. No, you just.

[Damaris]

The Eric catalog and all that.

[Rory]

Absolutely. Go back there and do what you need to do.

[Peach]

Well, what you want for your birthday?

[Rory]

What do I want for my birthday? Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, what are we doing?

[Rory]

I don't know. I mean, I'm not doing shit, but what do I want?

[Peach]

You see how he cut Rory off so quick? I mean, I ain't doing shit. We don't wanna do nothing with you, Ma.

[Rory]

We just want to do it. No, I'm saying I don't have. Literally, I have no plans. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know if it's anything I want. Maybe like this. I was looking at this just like this new sofa set that I think I want.

[Damaris]

You gotta go on TikTok live to get.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm at that point in my life. I'm looking like, interior deck. I'm like, yo, that's hard. I need that. That's the type of shit I'm on now. Like, I. New sofa.

[Damaris]

Do you have somebody online that would, like, maybe buy it for you?

[Rory]

Oh, yeah, I got a few people that would buy it for me.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

How do you go about that as a man asking for a gift? Women do it with impunity, like, on a regular day.

[Rory]

Yeah. They ask you for a gift soon as you ask them how their day is going.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

They about nothing. I just need this car.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

What? I just asked how your day was going and asked if you needed a car. But, yeah, no, I got. I got some women that might, like, buy me a. A sofa.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

Yeah, I guess I got a lot.

[Damaris]

Of women accountable for it. Like, can we follow up in like a week or two?

[Rory]

Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[Damaris]

Like, maybe I FaceTime.

[Rory]

I'm not throwing them out there. No, that's what you like to go. No, no, no. You like to go. I'm asking none of my female friends to buy me anything. I'm just saying I would like. I look. I'm looking at a new sofa.

[Damaris]

I feel like this birthday should be the first one that anyone that texts you happy birthday, you can say, well, where's my gift?

[Rory]

See you.

[Damaris]

I said, I just think we should reverse it for Once you want, I think, this year so bad.

[Rory]

We can't do that. We don't have the luxury of doing that. Rory, I think we can't act like women, bro. There's some men that act like women, and that's okay. We. You and I cannot do that. We don't have to.

[Damaris]

No, I'm asking you to do it.

[Rory]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm just happy to have another birthday, see? Another year. That's it. I'm simple, okay? I'm in my simple phase.

[Peach]

Tell twin I said, happy birthday.

[Rory]

I will do. Will do.

[Damaris]

Yeah. What are you going do? You get your sister something for a birthday. How does, like, the twin dynamic work with birthdays? Because obviously, it's more important to women. So, like, did she always overshadow your birthday?

[Rory]

No, it was never, like, an overshadow.

[Damaris]

I'm not saying when you guys were kids, but, like, once you guys got older.

[Rory]

No, she must as. She likes to do stuff for her birthday. I really don't care. And then she's at this thing. She has this thing where she, like, wants to do stuff with me. Like, I'm like, we don't have to. We don't.

[Damaris]

We're in the womb together.

[Rory]

Yeah, but we don't have to do. We don't have to spend every birthday together. Like, that's. We don't have to do that.

[Damaris]

Like, you guys spent your first one together for sure.

[Rory]

Well, we we spent more than our first one together. But I'm just saying, like, now it's just, like, we don't have to hang out and do something together. Like, we don't have to do a dinner together.

[Damaris]

Like, I think that's kind of cool.

[Rory]

No, it is, but we don't have to, is what I'm saying. Like, if you want to do that, if. If it happens, cool. But she'd be, like, wanting it to happen. I'm like, yo, I don't. I'm just somebody that doesn't care to celebrate my birthday. Like, I don't.

[Damaris]

What's. What's the brother dynamic in that regard? Because, again, I'm an only child. I always want to, like, know these certain things. Like, do all your brothers get excited for your birthday? Like, yo, we gotta go do something. Nah, we asked party bus to A.C. hell, no.

[Rory]

No party bus, man. Somebody give me a party bus for my birthday. We are no longer friends. Like, we. I'm never speaking.

[Peach]

I want to put mall on a party bus.

[Rory]

That is torture.

[Damaris]

And the AC which is like four hours with traffic. No, you party for the first hour and everyone's like, all right, man, what are we doing right now?

[Rory]

The first time he was on a party bus, which was years ago. It was kind of cool. But, like, a party bus might be worse than going on, like, a cruise. Like, it's. It's up there like a boat ride. Like a party on a boat. That's the worst in the world to me. Like, we gotta just sit in the middle of the Hudson river until. Yeah, 2:30 in the morning. Like. But if I want to get off now, like, I've been here since 11 o'. Clock. Like, I'm over it. Party bus is second underneath a boat party. That's the worst shit ever. Going on a boat ride for your birthday. Like, I don't know how people still do that.

[Damaris]

We used to do a Kappa cruise, which a lot of chapters do, but we would do it in the Hudson. And one of my neos.

[Rory]

What is a Kappa cruise?

[Damaris]

It's a. It's a. Like a party.

[Rory]

Like, just the Kappas.

[Damaris]

No, I mean, like, people are invited. Like, you buy tickets, but y' all throw them.

[Rory]

Y' all throw the boat.

[Damaris]

We throw. It's not like. It's just a. Just a. The fellas on the boat.

[Rory]

That's a different type.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Rory]

That's called the Banana Boat.

[Damaris]

What's that Cuba Gooden Jr. Movie when he goes on the gay cruise. It's not that.

[Rory]

Oh, damn, I forgot the name of it.

[Damaris]

So, you know, you throw a party and people buy tickets. Guys that aren't in frats, but women. It's a good time.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

My man, when we docked, fell. He slipped on the ramp going down and fell into the Hudson. But not the Hudson, where, like, things. Trash could kind of like maybe disperse. I'm talking about the dock, like, where all the filth from the Hudson just.

[Rory]

Ends up in between the boat and the dock. You feel.

[Damaris]

And just was just sitting there treading water.

[Rory]

That's scary. That's scary as falling between a boat and a dock.

[Damaris]

And he wasn't. Like, if he was drunk, I mean, we all would have, like, tried to save him. He was sober, so we all just laughed. And they threw him a fucking little floaty thing.

[Rory]

That is. Wow.

[Damaris]

Fell, right? Like loafers suit.

[Rory]

You ever been on a cruise?

[Damaris]

No.

[Rory]

Been on a cruise to Mars?

[Peach]

No.

[Rory]

Peach, you've been on the cruise. What cruise? Peas. What cruise did you go on?

[Peach]

He said, you want to screw?

[Rory]

That don't count, man. Use it. The family.

[Peach]

Oh, they forgot you on the island, Peach. That's awful.

[Damaris]

This was. Is this Home Alone 5? This is where they were eventually gonna go. The tropical version of Home Alone. Peach doesn't have a mic, so we'll try to repeat quickly. All right, so Peach high school went on a cruise with his family. Got left. Did they not do a headcount? Did they? If you don't make it back, yeah.

[Rory]

They go, oh, yeah, yeah. If you don't make it, even if.

[Damaris]

You'Re like, a juvenile, you're not able.

[Peach]

They're not stopping that crew. It's hundreds of thousands of people.

[Damaris]

So.

[Rory]

But wait, hold on. But what happened, though? How did you get back with your family?

[Peach]

Oh, a tugboat.

[Damaris]

He took a speedboat.

[Rory]

They put peas on a jet ski.

[Damaris]

The taxpayers of the Bahamas had to pay for peasants tugboat to get back to the cruise.

[Peach]

I'm crying.

[Rory]

You. I know you were scared, as I know you. You was drunk at 15. Oh, my God. Peach is a. He needs help.

[Damaris]

If I was on a cruise at 15, I'd probably be drunk.

[Peach]

Aren't we supposed to be going on a cruise as a family? Are we going? Did you ever get that confirmed?

[Rory]

I did.

[Damaris]

I didn't think y' all wanted to go.

[Peach]

Rory, I sat there and told you that I wanted to go. Mad times. I had a whole conversation with you about it.

[Damaris]

I was thinking about off mic because there's negotiations happening at this very moment.

[Peach]

Okay, my bad.

[Damaris]

I actually currently blur it. Filling out the information now.

[Peach]

Oh, okay, my bad.

[Damaris]

Yeah, see, now you're trying to splash. What we trying to do right here?

[Peach]

Okay, continue.

[Damaris]

Well, yes, all right, so cruise for your birthday, then.

[Rory]

I don't know, man.

[Damaris]

It's not too late.

[Rory]

I kind of want to do the.

[Damaris]

Alaska cruise like I want to.

[Rory]

Not that new Ritz Carlton cruise. Look crazy, though.

[Peach]

Yeah, but it's too. Is way too much. We were looking it up. It's way too much money.

[Rory]

That look like that might be the cruise to go on, though, that Ritz Carlton. That might be the cruise to go.

[Damaris]

Did they go to. To, like, Alaska and. Or just to the tropics?

[Rory]

Who wants to go to Alaska?

[Damaris]

You guys haven't seen. Maybe it's just the white and me. You guys haven't seen those. Those cruises that go up to, like, the glaciers and. That looks beautiful.

[Rory]

Rory, I want to go to the. Let's go to the islands, bro.

[Damaris]

Just take a plane. Why you need to take a cruise to that.

[Rory]

Who wants to take a boat to Alaska?

[Damaris]

Who wants to do a cruise in the tropics? Just fly to that island and have a blast. Don't be trapped on that.

[Rory]

You want to. Rory, you want to be cold?

[Damaris]

You think I want to take a plane?

[Rory]

I know you don't do well in the sun, but we' not going to Alaska on a cruise, bro.

[Peach]

First of all, crazy.

[Damaris]

Rory, depending on how the sun hits the glaciers, it can be very detrimental to the skin.

[Peach]

Jesus, please.

[Damaris]

The UV rays, you have to understand, like when I be around like a lot of snow, sometimes when the sun hits the snow, I have to wear sunscreen cuz it hits a little crazy. I don't think cruises make any sense when you go to the islands. Because you could just go to the islands and have fun. I don't want to be on a boat.

[Rory]

Yeah, but you go to the island, you dock, you get off the boat, you go to the, you know, and.

[Damaris]

Go to walk around St. John and get the same little trinkets I got. Thomas, take the cruise. What am I talking. No, I'd rather just go to that island and explore.

[Rory]

Take the cruise to Alaska. And then what? Get out. And you don't get out.

[Damaris]

You go around the glaciers that you could never see, take a left to Russia real quick, do a little U turn.

[Rory]

Oh, hell no. Nobody ain't doing that.

[Peach]

Oh, hell at all. Hell no.

[Damaris]

Can you Google like Alaska cruise with images? Look, that doesn't look beautiful to you? Not enough. You want to be on like, like your inner Titanic.

[Peach]

Right.

[Damaris]

First of all, sometimes it's warm in Alaska, by the way.

[Peach]

Okay.

[Rory]

Sometimes that's. That's such a white thing to say. Sometimes it's one like I don't want.

[Damaris]

To just fly to Juneau or whatever the it's called. What's, what's the.

[Rory]

That does look pretty, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Like that wouldn't be fun to you? To me, that would be a reason to take a cruise that doesn't look.

[Peach]

No, no, but it's like hell, period. So if I'm going to endure a cruise, I would endure it for the sun. Not enduring it. To see ice, no matter how beautiful.

[Damaris]

Just fly to the Bahamas.

[Peach]

Okay.

[Rory]

Just fly to Alaska.

[Damaris]

No, I'm not going to Anchorage to like, I'm not doing that. But now I'm just sitting in Anchorage, Alaska.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

No, taking me to the, the ice age where it looks pretty and then go back to America. I'm aware that Alaska's America.

[Rory]

Yeah, I might, I might go lie. I might do a cruise though, just to experience it. Like, just to see what it is.

[Peach]

Yeah, I've never been on one either.

[Rory]

Never thought about it. Never really wanted to. But I might just do it just to experience it though.

[Damaris]

I'm actually shocked. Based off what happened with the guys that went down to Titanic and never returned, how come they don't do that like that route anymore? You don't think that'd be like a tourist attraction? Like, let me. Let me go from Liverpool to New York.

[Rory]

No.

[Damaris]

They'Re gonna do that. Yeah. Come on. That's just a land wait.

[Rory]

You can't wait for that, right?

[Damaris]

I wouldn't do that, but I can see like history buffs to do that route in the version of the 2025 Titanic. Like, it looks like the Titanic. You have to dress like that. You don't think the people that have the same brain as Comic Con wouldn't want to do the Titanic voyage?

[Rory]

Those are the exact people that would want to do.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm saying.

[Rory]

Anybody goes to Comic Con and dresses.

[Damaris]

Up like, I copyright this. The fact that this has not existed is insane to me. Like, if I dress up as Jack, there's an Italian.

[Rory]

She was launching in June 2027.

[Damaris]

See, I'm ahead of my time.

[Rory]

Okay. All right, well, good luck. Next two. You got two years.

[Damaris]

Clive Palmer and me are on the same wavelength. Same class system is crazy.

[Peach]

Oh yeah, we gonna be down.

[Rory]

They know the class system that was on the original Titanic. Yes.

[Damaris]

Now what you gotta understand, they had.

[Rory]

In the bottom of the boat. That is. Wow. Same classes. They letting you know, like. Yeah, same shit. All you broke niggas go to the bottom of the boat.

[Damaris]

But you know, like the weird cosplay brain that it would take for this. If you buy a low class ticket, you definitely a chick in the. In the big suite. Whatever chick dress up as Rose is trying to. Somebody that has the bunk with their mans and them downstairs for sure 100%. So I would just. I pay for the lower class ticket.

[Rory]

No, you wouldn't. You're not.

[Damaris]

I'd be fucking in first class by the second day. Have you seen the movie?

[Rory]

Yeah, but you not doing that.

[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Peach]

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[Rory]

All right. Well, summer's officially over. What song is the summer of the summer? Baby D We need it.

[Peach]

I don't know.

[Rory]

According to you. According to you. You've been outside a little bit this summer. You did some traveling. You had took a vacation. What was your song of the summer? That to you not what it was.

[Peach]

I told you it was the damn. The song was Shinseya. Yeah, that. What song is that?

[Damaris]

God bless her.

[Rory]

Shake it, Shake it.

[Peach]

Shake it to the Max is the song of summer.

[Damaris]

To me she's a song My summer.

[Rory]

You all right?

[Damaris]

Huh?

[Rory]

You okay now?

[Damaris]

I was thinking about the Titanic.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Peach]

You is rock since we. Since 000 on the clock.

[Rory]

Yo.

[Peach]

But yeah. Shake it to the Max was the song. That's the song I heard the most in parties this year.

[Damaris]

I got nothing. I wouldn't even know.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Young and Mayu. That's how far back I'm. The last time I cared about the song.

[Rory]

I thought you're saying Young and may put out a song or something. I said what? I didn't even know that. Yeah. No, I don't. I don't. I think it's between that Shake it to the Max. I think somebody loves me. Drake Party.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

Nokia would have to be sure that the. The Chris Brown Bryson Tiller that came out towards the end. But that's mid summer.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I don't even. That might be song of the fall. That's still catching, I think.

[Rory]

No, but it was big, though, this summer out there because Chris was on tour this summer.

[Damaris]

The way, like Nokia, Nokia, and Somebody.

[Rory]

Loves Me and probably Shake it to the Max to me would be the song.

[Peach]

When I looked up Shake it to the Max. I mean, when I looked up Song of the summer, 2025, it says top contenders. It named three songs that are not hip hop songs.

[Damaris]

That's Billboard, though. That's just number one.

[Peach]

Yeah, but. I know, but a bar song by Shaboozi is on there. And then Shake it to the Max. Shake it to the Max is the only song that we recognize that's on here. Spotify's five songs of the summer, Shake it to the Max is number three. And only two pop songs. Beat it. That's. I feel like that would be it. Like, internationally. That would be it.

[Rory]

No, that was definitely a big record, though. For sure.

[Peach]

That was. Yeah.

[Damaris]

I mean, we could read AI's version and really piss mall off. Song of the summer for 2025. And hip hop is still emerging even though it's September 25th. Kendrick Lamar not Like Us is a strong contender, as is Bad Bunny. LiAngelo Ball. Tweakers also gaining traction.

[Peach]

That had to be last summer.

[Damaris]

I typed I'm going off AI.

[Rory]

There's no way that's 2020.

[Peach]

Yeah, I'm like that. They wrong a lot.

[Damaris]

What? No way.

[Rory]

There's no way that's 20.

[Damaris]

That's how Michael Jackson sits in the studio.

[Rory]

Remember y' all tried to tell me that record was dope? Delangelo Ball record.

[Damaris]

It was.

[Peach]

It is.

[Rory]

It is. It was. It is. That's how you know it's not.

[Damaris]

It was.

[Rory]

No, it's not. Man.

[Damaris]

Cut it out at a time. It was a gold record.

[Rory]

Was trash.

[Damaris]

Where is like, what did they do with leangela Wall?

[Rory]

Exactly. But the song is hot dope.

[Damaris]

There's been plenty of artists that have.

[Rory]

Had a cool song.

[Damaris]

I like Mims. This is how. This is why I'm hot.

[Rory]

The song was trash.

[Peach]

You saying this is why I'm hot was trash.

[Rory]

No, no, no. LiAngelo ball record ready to fight you. Del Angelo bullshit was trash.

[Damaris]

I'm asking what happened with them doing anything with him? Because that Glorilla shit fell flat on its face.

[Peach]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Did they just give up on him? What do we think?

[Rory]

He's not a real artist, man.

[Damaris]

I agree.

[Rory]

Yeah. So that's what. That's what happened.

[Damaris]

No, you're trying to do a victory lap. When we were saying we liked the song, we weren't about to say that he was the next future. We just liked the song. Yeah, we said that Glowrilla was ass.

[Rory]

You never played that song.

[Damaris]

We played it in front of you all the time. It was fun.

[Peach]

I got videos in the car singing it with my own girls.

[Damaris]

You know, that record had a moment, but it was a moment. They just didn't do anything with it.

[Rory]

Stop falling for the moments.

[Damaris]

All right, define falling for the moment, though, because that. I'm not falling for the moment. I like the song for the moment. I'm not falling, like, doesn't mean I.

[Peach]

Think the next Drake or Hendrick Lamar.

[Damaris]

I just like, I like the song. If I never heard from him again, I wouldn't care if he ended up being Kendrick Lamar, I wouldn't care. Like, I just like the song in the moment.

[Rory]

Y' all do a lot of it, though. Y' all like a lot of songs for the moment and then, like, the song end up. Y' all never speak about the song after, like a week.

[Damaris]

There's a term for it. One Hit Wonder. We've done that.

[Rory]

No, but like, after the existence. I'm not talking about like, a One hit Wonder. We know a lot of One hit Wonders. But I'm just saying, like, y' all do that a lot. Y' all hear a song like, nah, this is dope. And then it's like, yeah, but y' all never play it. Y' all never.

[Peach]

How do you know if we never play it? Because I played Tweaker for a good three months.

[Damaris]

Yeah, Tweaker played in the car.

[Rory]

Nobody played Tweaker for three months. Okay, for three months.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Tweet played outside for three months for sure.

[Peach]

For shit show.

[Damaris]

It went. It went to Thanksgiving. It went to NBA All Star Weekend. It played like they would. They wouldn't have kept doing that.

[Rory]

It went to NBA over the Russell.

[Damaris]

He deserved it more.

[Peach]

I wish that not to be the dead horse. I wish that Cardi would have dropped earlier in the summer because that early time remix she just dropped with Lotto. Yeah, I'd have been shaking ass to that for sure.

[Rory]

But you shake ass to anything, you don't care.

[Peach]

That's not true.

[Rory]

As long. As long as it's a baseline, you shaking ass.

[Peach]

Yeah, but the level of shake, you.

[Damaris]

Know, now that the. The dust has cleared a bit. It's Thursday now. We've had almost seven days. How do you feel about the reaction to. To Cardi's album?

[Peach]

Other people's reactions?

[Damaris]

Yeah, just in general.

[Peach]

Like, everybody either loves it or hates it. It's either one or the other.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

It's. She. It's not a bad gray area. Like, this is. It's a. It's a couple of records on there that. That I. With like, I don't. I. I was hoping that it was a decent album and I. It is a decent album. It's enough good records on there that you can go back to and listen to. Like, so I'm not. I'm not mad at what they did with this project.

[Peach]

Yeah, I think Rory's talking about perception wise, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah, definitely perception. I've saw more gray area of like, it's cool is what I've seen. But again, you can never guess with your algorithm. Yeah, I think based off the perception of the platinum. Shit, whatever. But she's about to sell, what, 200k first week, which is incredible. I think the perception is there for her. I think she delivered for what she needed to do for her second album. Based off everything that we've said, it was worried. I think a weekend. We can at least say they got it right. Delivered the first week. I'm curious to see where it goes after this. She's still promoting it, which I think is great. Even making moments of her BBL stinking, which was hilarious.

[Rory]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yes.

[Damaris]

You didn't see that interview?

[Peach]

No. I can't catch. She's been everywhere. I can't catch everything.

[Damaris]

I forgot who she was talking to. But they said what's. What's the craziest rumor that you ever heard? She said that my BBL stink. That she was like, I could see if there was like another gaping hole or whatever. But, like, just because it's bigger doesn't mean I don't know how to wipe my ass.

[Rory]

I never understood when they said your BBL sting. What does that mean? Like, your BBL stink.

[Peach]

Well, there's a. There's a. There's a running kind of joke narrative that when your ass is really, really big, it stinks. Like girls with big asses. Like, it's more ass, so it's more funky.

[Rory]

I know girls with no ass that stink.

[Peach]

Yeah, yeah, I know, ball, but that is the running. The running.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I guess it's just saying there's more skin and friction going on at the time.

[Rory]

Oh, stop saying bbl. Just say her butt stink bbl. I'm thinking, like, she has surgery and, like, her wounds are not healed. And it's like, you know, it's like it's leaking fucking pus. And that's what I'm thinking. We used to have bbl. I'm like, damn, she didn't heal up.

[Damaris]

Like, okay. I mean, let me try to bring what I think would be logic into the entire thing. Yes. Women with small asses, if they don't know how to clean their ass, can stink.

[Rory]

Yeah. It's not the same.

[Damaris]

Go from a small ass to a big ass. You don't. You don't know how to properly clean your big ass because you're used to just cleaning a small portion between your cheeks. Now you have more ground to cover and you're not used to, like, maybe you need the loofah with the stick instead of just the regular loofah. Maybe that's what they're getting at. You don't know how to clean your new ass.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Peach]

Yeah.

[Rory]

So they were saying that Cardi's BBL stinks. Okay, got it. Well, I'm glad she heard that rumor and addressed it.

[Damaris]

And were you guys on Twitter the day that that girl had shamed all of us for only using deodorant on our underarms? And she was like, you don't put deodorant between your butt cheeks. All of the timeline was like, well, there is.

[Rory]

There is.

[Damaris]

People was doing. They was taking photos of deodorant sticks. Like.

[Rory]

No, but there is some people that would do that. Like, in the crevices, they'll just swipe.

[Damaris]

There is all body deodorant.

[Rory]

Yeah, there's all body deodorant.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Peach]

There's also dusting powder, which are. Which is baby powder, which is what our grandmothers and. Well, I grew up using, because my grandmother ain't play that anywhere that your body sweats. You put baby powder on.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Peach]

But then we had stopped using it because the baby. The talk and the baby powder was giving us cancer. But now they've taken everything gives us cancer. Yeah, but now. But it was really bad, especially for black women, because we were powdering, like, our vaginas. It was leading to cervical cancer, ovarian cancer, all of that stuff.

[Rory]

Powder in the vaginas.

[Peach]

Powdering, like, yeah, the. Your. Your pubic area.

[Rory]

Your pubic, like, by your groin.

[Peach]

Yeah. And, like, anywhere where the hair grows, like, that area tends to get sweaty sometimes. So we will powder it. But it was causing us to have cancer. But now they've taken the cancer causing ingredients allegedly out of powder. So women are back to doing it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, the way. The way black women use baby powder is the way old white men would use Gold Bond.

[Peach]

Go Bond.

[Damaris]

They would throw Gold Bond. My pops to this day throw Gold Bond everywhere. Like, he looks like LeBron James leaving the fucking bathroom. Just golbon everywhere. I'm like, yo, I'm telling you, that's not how.

[Rory]

I was never a fan of baby powder, though. Like, I was never really a fan of baby powder.

[Damaris]

I was never a fan of Gold Bond.

[Rory]

Yeah, I just. I never was like. I don't know. Just never saw the. The use of it.

[Damaris]

How do we even get down this, this. Oh, stinky Bbl.

[Rory]

Bbl.

[Damaris]

See. Well, yeah, I think Cardi has done a great job. I hope they do a proper video again for the Janet Jackson thing. But of course, Nikki stepped right in.

[Peach]

Oh, yeah.

[Damaris]

She couldn't let Cardi have any type of time and announced a date in March, which is cool. I'm fine. I like when people don't. When people don't do the week of rollouts, especially superstars, I think it's cool to announce your album. 327 26. It's just like a. A convenient week. That's all I'm saying.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

That's a. That's a wild time doing.

[Rory]

That's a. That's a while.

[Peach]

That's a hell of a lead time.

[Rory]

We talking about six months out.

[Damaris]

I'm here to get killed by the barbs.

[Rory]

Nikki is crazy, yo. Nikki is crazy.

[Damaris]

Here to get killed by the barbs today. Back to Sometimes I wish Nikki moved like the superstar that she was. Repeating myself once again.

[Rory]

So you don't.

[Damaris]

You don't need to do this. Even though Cardi is having a great week week, Cardi has delivered. She's doing great. Why do you. Now you're making her your peer rather than someone that you have claimed is below you. Which I can say because I think Nicki Minaj is the greatest female rapper of all time. Accolades, skill, everything. Why do you need to announce this the week of Cardi? Because now you're putting her at an equal playing field that you're trying to step on something when you don't need to do that. Yeah, you're Nikki.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Announce this shit in three weeks, four weeks. Announce this shit in January. Now. Cardi is right. If she would have tanked and you would have done this, I would have been like, all right, that's petty. I'd laugh. But now that Cardi's actually having a good week and delivered. You look even crazier doing this to me.

[Rory]

I mean, petty is petty.

[Damaris]

Whatever.

[Rory]

Listen, I understand what you're saying and I get it. And we understand the whole thing between Nikki and Cardi. Like, we know this, it's a thing, but it's not like, it's not that bad of a thing to do, though. Like, I get it. We understand the pettiness behind it, but it's like it's just a date with a CD emoji like this. It's just.

[Damaris]

Who knows?

[Rory]

Yeah, she didn't say anything. She just put a date. Like, you know what I'm saying? That's all. Yeah, but we get the pettiness because we know the history behind it. But it's just like, it's petty. It's, it's, it's definitely a. It's definitely a little.

[Damaris]

I just think it, it's. It certifies Cardi even more.

[Rory]

What do you mean?

[Damaris]

You got Nikki reacting about an album she's going to put out at the end of March in 2026. It's September of 2025 and just putting a date, just cause.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's just a date.

[Damaris]

And I know, again, this is why she told me to stick a broomstick on my ass. It's cool. I'm still.

[Rory]

Did you ever do it, though?

[Damaris]

I'm still sitting on business.

[Rory]

Did you ever stick the bruise?

[Damaris]

I did not.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

But I just. I don't know, I just think Nikki is. Is God tier and sometimes Cardi a list. Incredible. But still proving herself. She's on her second album. She's still proving herself. Why are you even. Why are you even addressing this?

[Rory]

But she, but now she. Don't do that. She's not addressing anything.

[Damaris]

Yes, she is.

[Rory]

She literally just posted a date that's not addressing anything.

[Damaris]

She was going to tweet that no matter what. Right.

[Rory]

What I'm saying. I'm just saying. She's not addressing anything. All she did was post a date.

[Damaris]

If they want to rap back and forth, I don't think it matters. The tier of rappers when it comes to battling. That's cool, Whatever. But when it comes to this type of thing. Yes. Save it for your raps. Like, why are you even.

[Rory]

She didn't say. She didn't say anything though. It's just a date, okay? You making it seem like she said something and she, she posted a date and probably logged off after that.

[Damaris]

Let's all, let's all just play dumb.

[Rory]

No, I'm just saying I get. No, I'm recognizing the pettiness behind.

[Damaris]

Even Grok didn't agree.

[Rory]

No, listen, I'm. I'm recognizing the petty. The petty energy behind it.

[Damaris]

Like, can we scroll down what Grock thought it meant? Based on fan reactions, the media reports think minaj post 32726 appears to tease a new album released out at it sparked excitement with many speculating her next project after Pink Friday too. So cool. We can agree that this is an album probably. So why. Why this week?

[Rory]

No, listen, I'm giving you that it's a. It's petty energy behind the vision board all year. But you're saying, you're saying she's feeding into this and all of this things.

[Damaris]

I am saying that she's no. Confidently behind a mic right now.

[Rory]

I'm not saying that. Petty energy, 100%. But I'm not mad at that though. That's. That's. It's supposed to like, this is what we. That's like now if she went on there and she was shitting on Cardi's album and all these other. Then it's like, damn, you ain't gotta do all of that. But like just releasing a date for her on her next album, you know, it's like, okay, that's it. We understand the pettiness behind it, but it's like she's not saying anything else. She just posted a date and that was it.

[Damaris]

But Nicki's career doesn't tick because of Cardi B.

[Rory]

Of course it doesn't.

[Damaris]

So why even. Nor does.

[Rory]

Because we know the nature of, you know, these two artists. Well, that too, but we know the nature of these two artists and you know, we understand the optics and things like that. But I'm not mad at this type of shit though. This is like, this can be good. This can be a good like thing. It's not negative. It's not like, you know, Nicki is not going off on a rant and shitting on anybody. It's just a date for an album release and that's it. Like, that's good. I think that type of energy is okay because we all know what it is. Like, oh shit, Cardi's album just dropped. Now she letting us know when her next album dropping. We understand that optic of it, but it's not a negative thing. It doesn't have to be a negative thing.

[Damaris]

To me it's similar competitive thing to when your man's told the proud boys stand down but stand by. She just wanted to get all the barbs on the Internet to just get in a fucking frenzy while all this. This Cardi love was happening. She wanted to turn the algorithms just by simply tweeting that day. Maybe she wanted to get all the bars with all their pitchforks ready to go. Yo, Cardi's getting some love. I'm gonna tweet this just to activate y'.

[Peach]

All.

[Damaris]

That's. That's all that.

[Rory]

I think they was activated without that, though.

[Damaris]

I think she probably just threw a dart at a calendar and we was like, that's the thing. I don't think it was 327, 26.

[Rory]

We're dropping.

[Damaris]

It went like that and was like, tweet that. Is that even a Friday?

[Rory]

Yeah, it's Pink Friday fair. There you go. See, you didn't even know it was Pink Friday. So Gun and Offset have a collab album.

[Peach]

Allegedly.

[Damaris]

They announced it.

[Rory]

Do we want that?

[Damaris]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Rory]

They make good music. They make good music.

[Damaris]

Do you think this has to do with our theory before of everyone picking sides from down to the Thug to the QC to. Yeah, I found that very specific of those two.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Damaris]

Also based off with Offset and Quavo and everything. Yeah, this. This felt like Sides have been picked in Atlanta, and when they ended up on this side, they was like, all right, we might as well. Might as well do an album together then.

[Rory]

My thing is.

[Damaris]

But listen, after Gunna's last two albums, Offset had a crazy single this year.

[Rory]

Let's ask. Let's ask the question.

[Damaris]

This looks better than, I think, for most of Atlanta. If anyone's clowning this. These two have had a very good year as compared to the other side. That's standing on quote, unquote business.

[Rory]

All right, but why not? Let's just ask the question that's in our face. What's up with Offsetting Quavo?

[Damaris]

What about it?

[Rory]

Like, what's up with them? Clearly they not with each other.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that been.

[Peach]

But that was there. I think they're like kind of. They deaded the beef now. But they're not that.

[Damaris]

I think they were arguing backstage even after they deaded it for takeoffs.

[Rory]

Yeah, but like, so, like, because this. Okay, I'm not mad.

[Damaris]

Listen.

[Rory]

Gunna's been putting out dope music. Offset has been putting out good music. Like, I mean, Quavo, like, what's going on? Like, they. They are they never making music together again? Like, is it completely over?

[Damaris]

I think. I think that's definitely over. I think they came together even with.

[Rory]

The so what does that mean?

[Damaris]

Arguments backstage for the Takeoff Memorial Show? I just.

[Rory]

Yeah, I think it's because now Cuevo can't do an album with Gunner. He can't do, like, a collab album.

[Damaris]

But again, I think sides have been picked through other Atlanta politics behind the scenes, and they landed on. Oh, this person doesn't with you. This person is. Oh, all the people we don't with are the same. I don't think they're like friends. Friends like that. I think they just all have common. I don't want to use the word enemies, but common friends that used to be friends, I guess.

[Rory]

Music is in a weird place, Man.

[Damaris]

What a gift to Offset. And I'm not trying to take anything away from Offset. I want to make that very clear. But what a gift. Sometimes politics will put you in the right place, because I don't think this is ever happening unless the politics happen. I don't think Gun is sitting there going, can't wait to do an Offset album at the. In the place that Gun is in right now. And. And again, Offset had an amazing single this year with jid. I think the project is cool. It did. Okay, but where Gunna is at right now, this would be a gift, and I think he's doing it out of spite to what happened behind the scenes with Politics and where Offset landed and where he landed.

[Rory]

Now, I understand we could never replace Takeoff, Right? But if Quavon, Offset, was in a better place for them to have an album with Gunnar, we might get some crazy music out of that trio.

[Damaris]

But, I mean, it was Takeoff and Quavo that went the other way and did two projects together and left Offset over here. That wouldn't even happen.

[Peach]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

God rested dead if he was still alive.

[Peach]

Yeah, but Offset said he confirms that he speaks to Quavo. So.

[Rory]

Speaks to him, but not making no music with him.

[Peach]

Probably not. No.

[Rory]

That is.

[Peach]

But also. But that is. I don't exactly blame them, because no matter what they make, all people are going to talk about is take. Something's going to be missing. Takeoff is missing. Like, you know what I'm saying? Even when Takeoff and Quavo did their shit, people would say that Offset is missing. You can't be a group of three and then now it's just two of y', all, and people don't hear the difference. Like, people hear the difference, you know?

[Rory]

I understand what you're saying, but that's why I'm saying if Quavo and Offset was in a better place, even if they were It's.

[Peach]

It would.

[Rory]

I'm just saying them too. With an album with Gunna, it's still.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I see. What demerit.

[Rory]

We never ever trying to replace Take Off. Rest in peace. You understand that?

[Peach]

That's what it was.

[Damaris]

It would feel.

[Peach]

It would feel weird. It would feel like Amigos album that they replaced like Takeoff with.

[Damaris]

It would feel weird. Let's say Takeoff was still alive and Quavo and Takeoff continued their duo series and added Gunna. It would be weird because it's like, well, Takeoff's right over here, so I get why that wouldn't happen. And also they had a fallen out. And I'm sure. I'm speculating, but I'm sure that they probably came back together based off the murder of their family member. I think they're still building their relationship back because they even had to speak again because of a tragedy. Yeah, I don't know if they're just running to go make music again together. Like. No, we. We got cool because of this. We had to speak because of this. We weren't probably going to speak unless this happened. And God rest our family member. We're speaking now. You got to ease into that. That doesn't mean you can just out the gate start making music. And Quavo's been doing his Offset. Obviously just put a project out. I think this is an Atlanta politic thing more than anything.

[Rory]

Well, I mean.

[Peach]

I'm sorry. Gunna and Offset have made music together before too.

[Damaris]

No, I know that.

[Peach]

Yeah. I don't. I don't think. I think.

[Damaris]

I just don't know if he was running to like, do an Offset album.

[Peach]

He might not run to. I don't. I get what you're saying, but I can see this happening. Even if the Atlanta politics shit had never happened, like. Yes. Just because Gunna doesn't need it. I think he might want to do it just because he wants to do it. Him and Offset make good music together and they're friends. Like.

[Rory]

No.

[Damaris]

No. For sure. So I just think after the last two albums of Gunna's success, that the first thing in his mind, unless it was to prove a point to people behind the scenes, he wouldn't be doing this.

[Rory]

Is Gunna the best artist out of Atlanta right now?

[Damaris]

Are you talking about, like, my personal opinion or like checking boxes? I mean, I. I would put JIT in my personal opinion, but if you were to take being objective, yes. Gunna would definitely.

[Rory]

You think JID makes better music than Gunner?

[Damaris]

Me personally, but being objective, yes, Gunna is the best artist out of Atlanta.

[Peach]

I ain't gonna lie. 21 Savage. Smoke, Autumn.

[Damaris]

Well, 21 has been.

[Peach]

I'm not.

[Damaris]

When was the last 21?

[Peach]

21 is so crazy.

[Damaris]

You know, I actually, like, really with 21.

[Peach]

He's just not.

[Damaris]

Like, I listen to 21 start being.

[Peach]

Active again because he just released a song.

[Damaris]

21 is someone that. I'll stop what I'm doing to go listen to. Gonna. Admittedly, is not. I'll listen to it because it's. We have a podcast, and it's what everyone is talking about. 21. I'll stop what I'm doing to go listen to 21 Savage.

[Peach]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Do they have British rapper? That's what they identify in 21 Savage.

[Damaris]

He is, though.

[Rory]

He's not a British rapper, bro. Like, what are we talking about?

[Peach]

He's British and he's a rapper.

[Rory]

You just found out 21 Savage was British three. Three months ago.

[Peach]

No, not three months ago. Three years ago when we all found out together.

[Rory]

He's not a British rapper.

[Damaris]

I mean, but he sort of is.

[Rory]

No, he's not.

[Damaris]

I don't mean they're shot in the UK Too. Like, my favorite song of last year.

[Rory]

Skepta, is a British rapper.

[Damaris]

They from the same.

[Rory]

They said just because Jiggs is a British rapper.

[Damaris]

See, that's not fair.

[Peach]

That's not fair.

[Rory]

Jay Huss is a British.

[Peach]

That's not. That's not fair. Just because they rap with their. They rap with an accent doesn't make them more British than 21 Savage.

[Damaris]

No, I was joking around. 21 Savage, Atlanta rapper.

[Peach]

Of course he's an Atlanta rapper, but he is British.

[Rory]

I can't believe that's even on that. That's hilarious on that Wikipedia.

[Damaris]

He was born there and spent a lot of time there.

[Peach]

He's. Yeah, he is British. Like, you can't, like, take that for. He is.

[Rory]

He is not a British rapper, man. What are.

[Peach]

I don't think they mean he's a British. They mean he's British and he's a rapper. He is. He's not an American rapper. He's British.

[Damaris]

His passport does say the UK British.

[Peach]

Like, ain't nothing.

[Rory]

Like, y' all are crazy. He moved to Atlanta at the age of seven. He's not a British rapper. What are we talking about?

[Peach]

You were born in Mexico.

[Rory]

He's not a British rapper.

[Peach]

You were born in Mexico and you leave at 6. You're still Mexican. Like, it doesn't take away from you being Mexican.

[Damaris]

Okay. Yeah. What do you consider JCole what?

[Peach]

That's. We're talking about countries, not cities. That's.

[Damaris]

What do you consider Jcole?

[Peach]

He's a North Carolina rapper.

[Damaris]

Can we pull up where Jcole was born?

[Rory]

Germany or some. Right.

[Damaris]

N. Put the camera. Put the camera on her face. I didn't know he was born.

[Peach]

He was born out of U.S. army BAS. He was born in a U.S. army base. He's American.

[Rory]

He was born at a U.S. army base.

[Damaris]

He's an American. Frankfurt.

[Peach]

Doesn't matter. Germany on the army base. That means.

[Rory]

What are you talking about, man?

[Peach]

He was born at a.

[Rory]

No, that does not. It does mean It's a U.S. army base in Germany.

[Peach]

Doesn't matter.

[Rory]

He's not a U.S. army base In California. A U.S. army base in Germany.

[Peach]

He's not German.

[Damaris]

He's a Frankfurt rapper. That's a Frank rapper right there.

[Rory]

Yeah, go ahead, baby. Defend that baby, baby. Wait, so J. Cole is a German rapper?

[Peach]

No.

[Damaris]

100%.

[Rory]

So how he not a German rapper, but 21 Savage is a British rapper?

[Peach]

Anyway, I already explained to y'.

[Damaris]

All.

[Peach]

He was born on an army base. He's American.

[Rory]

An army base in Germany, though.

[Peach]

It doesn't matter if you're born on an army base. American army base, you're American. To two American parents, you're American. Meanwhile, that nigga had two British parents. His parents weren't American. They were British. And he was born.

[Damaris]

I think his mom is from the U.S. his dad is from the U.S.

[Peach]

Well, she moved there.

[Damaris]

So did all of us whites from Britain. We all British citizens.

[Rory]

Yo. Saying that 21 is a British rapper is hilarious, bro. That is crazy. But, yeah, probably 21 is a. He's. He's probably a better artist or. Damn. Gun have been putting out some good music, man.

[Damaris]

My personal preference is 21.

[Peach]

It's not even close, but, yeah, 21 is my. Would be my favorite.

[Damaris]

As far as that era of Atlanta rappers. 21 is.

[Rory]

Is.

[Damaris]

Is by far my favorite rapper or artist. Artist by far. Okay, but, I mean, Gunner, the last two albums superseded my expectations.

[Rory]

Like, he's been putting out a lot of good music, man. Gun has been putting out a lot of. I was listening to his album the other day, and I was like, oh, good. He came out of that whole Rico, and he got right back to business in the studio.

[Damaris]

Like, do we think Kim will do the same?

[Rory]

Yeah, I think she'll continue to put out good skims.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

After the line.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, I'm wearing skims draws right now.

[Rory]

Me too. Aren't they my favorite? My favorite they're so good.

[Damaris]

This is not even an ad. Like, yeah, Skim straws are so good.

[Rory]

Baby D Comfortable.

[Peach]

I don't have any draws. I got somebody bought one of their bathing suits for me, and it. It fit me really, really well.

[Rory]

The Roberto.

[Peach]

Yeah, the Roberto Cavalli collab. She did.

[Damaris]

Yeah. For all the women out there that need to get their. Your boyfriend a mediocre Christmas gift, birthday gift. Get them a pack of skims. They'll appreciate it. Yeah.

[Rory]

I'm about to go online tonight. I said that when I put on, like, Monday this morning, I was just like, wow, he's a.

[Damaris]

Unless Mac Welling want to come back for an ad, then I'll switch my mind.

[Peach]

Y' all want to do the skims and Nike collab like that? Nike collab?

[Damaris]

Do they have it, like, for skims.

[Peach]

And Nike is coming? Yeah.

[Damaris]

For, like, workout gear?

[Peach]

I think so. Yeah.

[Damaris]

I'm sure it's.

[Rory]

Oh, that's gonna be fire.

[Damaris]

I'm sure it's fire.

[Rory]

That's gonna be crazy. That's gonna be the most comfortable shit ever. What?

[Damaris]

Draws are the hardest thing to like, really make? Amazing. So if they can do draws this way, I know athletic wear for men is going to be. Those would be the best swishy pants of all time.

[Rory]

Like, I usually don't sleep with any. Like, I usually sleep naked. I could sleep with these skims on.

[Damaris]

Yep.

[Rory]

Like, you don't feel like you have anything on.

[Peach]

Breathable.

[Rory]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

They surpass the Ralph Lorena silk joints. Like, it's the best draw.

[Peach]

Sleeping is silk. Crazy.

[Rory]

No.

[Damaris]

You know, one of those nights.

[Peach]

Oh, it's a sweaty mom spaghetti.

[Rory]

Sleeping in silk is wild.

[Damaris]

No, not sleeping. You know, getting my sexy, sexy inside my bag. Yeah, that's definitely men's lingerie, bro.

[Peach]

I tried to be sexy and get satin sheets.

[Rory]

Nah.

[Peach]

And then had it going on. Boy. I was slipping and sliding like steel.

[Damaris]

Around it to the kitchen, lit all the. The massage oil on fire.

[Peach]

Yo, bro. Never to again, bro.

[Damaris]

No sheets is not it.

[Rory]

That's just crazy. You don't need silk sheets.

[Damaris]

Definitely don't.

[Rory]

That is crazy.

[Peach]

And then, you know, like, you can't lotion up and then get on them. Just a big ass oil.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, you don't feel like a snack. Wrap inside a microwave, put on oil. You don't want to do that, man.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Peach]

What's going on with Aaliyah and Tank?

[Rory]

Aaliyah's dead. Like, what are you doing? What's going on with Aaliyah and Tank, there's rumors.

[Damaris]

There's rumors of dating.

[Rory]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

I did see this.

[Rory]

Aaliyah earns her first adult R B airplay number one.

[Damaris]

Yeah. So a couple months ago. A couple months ago, Tank put out a record featuring Aaliyah called Gone. It finally started to chart, and then he put out a statement saying, like, I never really agreed to the mix of this, the visual, anything. The fact that it's charting now, like, I'm not even with any of this. And I feel him. Because when I first heard it, as much as I think Tank is, like, one of the greatest vocalists of all time, I thought he sounded weird on it. And then when I saw the video, I was like, this is awful. I'm glad Tank spoke up about this.

[Rory]

So he says the Leah song youg're Hearing feature myself, I did out of love for her. I had concerns, and I expressed them. From the track to the vocals, to the mix and to the visual. I still went forward knowing I would at least be able to approve the final products. I haven't approved. One thing you've heard or seen, I find out. When you find out. Me thinking people had changed was my mistake, and I own it. Aaliyah deserves better. My silence would only imply that I support this and I can no longer. Yeah, I respect that. That's commendable.

[Damaris]

Nah, shout out to Tank for that. Cause that record is not. It's not good. It's not Tank's best.

[Rory]

Yeah, but fuck the. Whoever put that out. Like, you just. Why? If the artist. If Tank is not. His hands are not on it. He doesn't agree with it. He's not finalizing anything. Why would you still go ahead and release that?

[Peach]

Money people don't want.

[Rory]

Yeah, but we gotta. Like, that shit is just disgusting.

[Damaris]

What's so interesting about this? And I'd like to get more information. Aaliyah's catalog was one of the last of an artist of her stature that was on dsps. That was always a thing. You can't find Aaliyah's music on there because her uncle controlled her estate. And then her music finally got that on DSPs because it seemed like her uncle wasn't sitting there just trying to get a bag or anything. He felt like he was trying to at least help some legacy of what was going on. Now I'm questioning everything, because when I heard this record, I was like, all right, so you finally put this on DSPS because her fans want to hear the music, and then this is the next record. It sounded sloppy. Like, I Feel Tank. It was bad.

[Rory]

I didn't. I didn't hear. I didn't even know this was a thing.

[Damaris]

By Tank standards, you're gonna think it's awful. It's not a bad song. But by Tank standards, no. Yeah, it's. The visual is weird.

[Peach]

I hate Posthumous records. I hate.

[Rory]

I'm not a fan of them either, though.

[Peach]

If the artist wanted it out, they would have put it out. Well, no, because sometimes, unless they're working on an album and then they die. Right. Like, for example, pop smoke.

[Rory]

Yeah. Like, unfortunately, tragically, you die. You know, things like that. But.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but that. To the moon. He was working on it.

[Rory]

Aaliyah, you know, unfortunately left us 24 years ago. Like, I don't think that any company should be trying to put out any Aaliyah vocals or songs without, you know, people's approval, especially if Tank is on the record and he didn't approve any of this. At least let Tank approve some of the music. Like, you know what I mean? Like, to just put that out is just totally disrespectful.

[Damaris]

And also, I mean, I think Tim is in a really weird place right now, but I still feel like the only people that should be involved with anything is Tim and Missy when it comes to Aaliyah, because I feel like they would know best what she would want at this point in her career. Like, they had those conversations in the studio, so.

[Peach]

But we can't really trust Tim.

[Damaris]

No, I agree. I think Tim is in a weird spot. But those would be the two that sat with Aaliyah towards the end of her career and listen to what she probably wanted to do with the next five years, 10 years, whatever. Like, not. I love Tank, but he was around, though.

[Rory]

Tank was definitely around for sure.

[Damaris]

But I still. I feel like it should start at the nucleus of her last project before of who was there. So I. I don't know. It was just bad.

[Rory]

I didn't hear it.

[Damaris]

It was up. It was up there with her. But what channel was it that they did her? Not her biopic, but, yeah, I guess they're biopic VH1. No, it wasn't VH1. You guys remember when they did the Aaliyah story?

[Peach]

Yeah. Lifetime.

[Damaris]

If I'm not lifetime.

[Rory]

Bad.

[Damaris]

Comically bad. Like, to the point that this is, like, a spoof. This isn't even, like, real.

[Peach]

That is so. That is so scary. Like, to have no control over how your story is told, like, out of any. Just because people want to make money, people don't care about really telling your story. Like people just want to make money.

[Damaris]

What I mean, there's been some good. You know, I can never pronounce the word. Look at, look at how they made Dame. Go to the bottom left. See the guy with the white hat? That's Dame.

[Rory]

This is.

[Damaris]

This is the movie.

[Rory]

So bad. That is so nasty.

[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Peach]

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[Rory]

You've got mail.

[Damaris]

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[Peach]

What's up y'?

[Damaris]

All?

[Peach]

Shout out to everybody. I love the pod. This is my question. I started talking to this guy like midsummer or whatever. Caught him in a live red handed like no if, ands or buts about it. This lied to me for like a month and a half, almost two months about getting a car wreck. I went back and looked at the pictures he had sent me. This had Google search the pictures. It was words in the bottom of the pictures. I reverse imagers to pictures. Them shits came up on Reddit 10 months ago like this was crazy. Caught him red handed. I confronted him about this. This gas lit just I mean try to gaslight me. I'm not with him. I'm overly like done with this right do you know that this. We had a cruise plan for my birthday for October. Me. All my friends are going having a blast. When he paid for the cruise, and when you paid for it, you had to book the whole room for however many people in there. Do you know this nigga didn't even apologize, but wanna hit me up and talking about, well, if you not fuck with me no more, can you just send me back half of the price for the cruise? Cause he not gonna go, first of all, bitch ass nigga. I was gonna let you go. I was gonna ignore you the whole time, but I'm still gonna let you go, weirdo. Now you done talk yourself out the fucking trip, dweeb. I'm wrong. Cause I'm not giving him shit back. I'm not gonna. I'm not. I just can't even see it. I can'. Bitching in my purse and giving the. No, bro, it's not happening. You volunteered to do that. I didn't ask you to pay for this. And you up. You got caught. And now you want me to send you some money? I ain't gonna lie. I violated that. I cussed him out real bad, so I don't know what you think.

[Rory]

I don't know what you think.

[Damaris]

No, you know.

[Rory]

Yeah, no, you know, I mean, you gotta eat that.

[Damaris]

Yeah, you have to eat that after you get caught in some like that. You already said you was gonna pay. You're not like. Like, you just gotta hold that. Hold that.

[Rory]

L take that loss. Gotta take that loss.

[Damaris]

I think it would be crazier to go on the cruise. That's crazier to me than asking for my money back.

[Rory]

Yeah. The fact that he was willing to go on the cruise and just ignore him on the cruise, it's like, in.

[Peach]

The same room, though.

[Rory]

How is that even possible? That would be a nightmare. Like, I'm in a room with a girl, she's not speaking to me like, we not on a cruise again. I can't get off of this fucking boat and I can't go home like. Like, yeah, yeah. Nah, he gotta eat that. If I was him, I would. That to me, that's. You know, you ain't got to be in no weird predicament with a girl that's not speaking to you. And y' all sleeping in the same room. It's so crude. So the room is only so big. Gotta sleep on the same bed. Like.

[Damaris]

Yeah, no, I mean, I assume she would probably go sleep with one of her homegirls in one of the other rooms. And just leave him be. Well, yeah, that'd be crazy to just sleep in the same room as somebody you're not speaking to on a cruise. That's a cellmate.

[Rory]

Yeah, well, I mean, that is a cellmate. Yeah, my. Me and my celly, we beefing right now. You know what I'm saying? You stay up there.

[Damaris]

My.

[Rory]

Don't say you don't know what she.

[Damaris]

Brought back from the buffet. A nice something.

[Rory]

Yeah, see, that's why cruises is crazy, man, because you just stuck with each other. I got to see you, like, upstairs by the pool.

[Damaris]

No, that. But that. All right, if something happened at the cruise, now you stuck with them. You are volunteering to walk up that plank to get on that boat with that person. Yeah, that's nuts.

[Rory]

Yeah. If I'm homie, I'm taking that loss. Let her keep the money, keep the ticket, whatever she want to do with it. I'm cool. I'm done. Or she's not wrong. She's not wrong for what she did, though. Cursing him out. She's not wrong.

[Peach]

And if you lied about something, that means that you were beholden enough to her to have to lie. Which means that, like, you shouldn't be acting indignant about getting caught in her not wanting to fuck with you. No, more like you obviously cared enough about her to lie.

[Rory]

So, no, you don't have to care about somebody, a lot of them to.

[Peach]

Send fake photos of a fake car crash.

[Damaris]

Here's my thing where things don't add up. And this could be a zoom, zoom room thing. If you was dating a guy that you were gonna go on a cruise with, you don't know what his car looked like.

[Peach]

You can know what his car can look like. It can be. He can Google image, search his car and then car crash.

[Rory]

Yeah, you could Google.

[Damaris]

All right.

[Rory]

Black Honda Accord.

[Damaris]

My bad. That wouldn't even cross my mind. That's such a sick.

[Rory]

That brain. That type of brain is.

[Damaris]

That would never even.

[Rory]

Yeah, that type of brain.

[Damaris]

So he typed in his car.

[Rory]

Yeah, crash. And just put crash.

[Damaris]

I'm thinking like, she's never seen his car, so she would know his car crash.

[Peach]

If it's fucked up enough like, you won't even be able to tell.

[Damaris]

Okay, but then, like, what happens the next day when I pick you up in my car?

[Peach]

But he. Well, obviously he wouldn't because he lied there and told her he got in a car crash, so. So, yeah.

[Damaris]

All right, what. This is where this guy needs to, like, think the long term plan of his lies. Because now I can't have this car forever. Like, let's say she believes my lies and we get back on track and we in a relationship now I can't have that car no more.

[Peach]

You can fix.

[Damaris]

Got fixed. Yeah, well, he did total.

[Peach]

I'm sure he didn't say it was totaled.

[Rory]

Yeah, I think he did. He think. He said it was wrecked. Like, his car was wrecked.

[Damaris]

Mad. Just say you had a car wreck and you was too rattled to take a photo. Photo.

[Rory]

Yeah. Don't. Don't. You can't commit all the way to the.

[Damaris]

Like, what are we doing?

[Peach]

You're not too rattled to take a photo because otherwise, how are you getting. The first thing people do when they get in a car rash is take photos because you need it for insurance. You did not take a car.

[Damaris]

It's on the other person's phone.

[Peach]

I'm about to be on another phone.

[Rory]

That's crazy. That's wild. That response is getting. I'm about to be on. Oh, man. A girl ever sent you a picture of herself, like, a screenshot, and then, like, you look at the bottom of the other pictures and you see it, like, sucking dick?

[Damaris]

No, I have not.

[Peach]

No.

[Rory]

But that happened to me before.

[Peach]

Somebody I know did that one time took a screenshot of a photo, and it was like a hammer pick at the bottom of the. And posted it on Facebook.

[Damaris]

That's hilarious.

[Rory]

Wait, a girl?

[Peach]

No.

[Rory]

So he didn't see that before he put upload, like.

[Peach]

No, it was at the bottom. Scrolly pictures. He was old. He's an old man. He didn.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah. Once you say that, then, yeah. If he's old, then yeah.

[Peach]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But no. What were the Facebook comments like?

[Rory]

Grandpa.

[Damaris]

Exactly.

[Rory]

Grandpa. Take that down.

[Peach]

Exactly that. But I've definitely. Every single picture a man sends me, I save to make sure it was taken at the time it was supposed to be taken at me. I had the metadata off my photos. You don't know where I took my photo or what time I took my photo.

[Damaris]

How you take the metadata off.

[Peach]

I ain't gonna help you cheat.

[Damaris]

Wait, why does that mean I'm cheating?

[Rory]

Cause that's what she doing.

[Damaris]

Wait, how the fuck does that land on. Wait, how does that land on cheating?

[Rory]

That's what she doing. She fuck.

[Damaris]

Does that land on cheating?

[Rory]

She's sending pictures to multiple niggas. That's what she doing.

[Damaris]

Data theft is the number one crime in the country right now. You can't teach me how to take my fucking metadata off.

[Peach]

I'll show you. But, yeah, before you send it, you can make sure that that's off. But yeah, I save every photo you send me. I'm gonna save it and see where you took it and when you took it.

[Damaris]

It doesn't that take away from like the sexting portion of it? Like the lust and fun?

[Peach]

What do you mean the lust and the fun? Who said it was sex thing? I'm talking about if you say you.

[Damaris]

Out with the bar. A hammer pick on Facebook. I thought we.

[Peach]

I'm talking about if you out with the bar at your homeboys and I'm like, send me a picture of porn star Martini and you send me a picture that better say the time and the date of right now.

[Damaris]

Oh, cuz if you see.

[Rory]

And if it don't, then what.

[Peach]

What are we gonna. Well, then I'm an actual damn. Like put a spoon next to it and take a picture now.

[Damaris]

Like FaceTime me. What are we doing?

[Rory]

Oh, man, cheating is so fun sometimes. So fun.

[Damaris]

What if. What if that guy transferred his ticket because he couldn't get his half back or didn't want to ask for it and transferred his ticket to his homegirl, back to the celly, and now she just. With his big cousin. Two of them in that. That cruise room.

[Rory]

You lost me, right? I don't know what the he talking about. You all right?

[Damaris]

They had two tickets.

[Rory]

You took Tylenol?

[Damaris]

I did, yes. A lot of it. Extra strength, yo.

[Rory]

You took two Tylenols?

[Damaris]

A lot of it. Took a lot of it. Full custody. I'm tired all the time. They have two tickets to a cruise in the same room, right? We talked about it being cellies, whatever. Right.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

If you have a ticket. I don't know about cruises. I feel like you can transfer a ticket on Ticketmaster, some type of thing.

[Rory]

No, it's not. It's not.

[Damaris]

He transfers his ticket to his big cousin, his fighting girl cousin, and she ends up ends up in that. That cabin with the ex girlfriend instead. And now. Now is. Is.

[Rory]

It doesn't work like that.

[Damaris]

Oh, cruise.

[Rory]

You have to have the ticket under your name. It's like a flight.

[Damaris]

But you can transfer it.

[Rory]

You can't transfer. If I buy a ticket right now, I can't transfer my flight to LA to you.

[Peach]

It's not a gun. A concert ticket.

[Rory]

Okay, exactly. You're right.

[Damaris]

It's not the same.

[Rory]

Lay off the Tylenol, man. It's all good.

[Damaris]

Wait. First of all, I transferred a ferry.

[Peach]

Ticket before Cody and crazy.

[Rory]

A ferry and a cruise? Rory, are you kidding me? Me it's not the same.

[Damaris]

I transfer that.

[Rory]

It's not the same, bro.

[Damaris]

Man, my godfather just transferred me Giants tickets the other day.

[Rory]

That's not the same as a same thing.

[Peach]

How the Giants doing this year? They still ass.

[Rory]

Yeah, they gonna always be ass.

[Damaris]

Yanks, though. Every year the Giants looking good. I mean, not good, but we're there.

[Rory]

We're in. We exist, we're fighting. We hold it on, man.

[Damaris]

Should we do a playoff game?

[Rory]

Yeah, why not?

[Damaris]

I'm good luck there.

[Rory]

Yeah, let's go. Let's go to a playoff game.

[Damaris]

What's. What's the schedule? I know Peach memorized that.

[Peach]

He said it's not officially out yet.

[Rory]

All right, I'm down. I'm down to do a Yankee playoff game. It's been years since I've been on Yankee playoff.

[Damaris]

We gotta support the troops, man.

[Rory]

Absolutely.

[Damaris]

Do we have another voicemail or. We're wrapping up. What are we doing?

[Rory]

Yo, what up?

[Damaris]

This guy again?

[Rory]

And what's up, Josh And Peach, too? A lot of don't be saying hi to y', all, but I'm gonna make sure I say what's up. But I was listening to the pod, and I was listening to this talk about how he wanted closure from his girl. You know what I'm saying? Like, how to move on from that. I got someone, like, the opposite spectrum of that. How do I stop talking? Like, how do I move away from all these. You know what I'm saying? I got a girl that I really like. I'm trying to lock in with her, but I just feel like everywhere I look, bro, it's just so many hugs, bro. You know I'm saying it's so many shorties and it. It'd be difficult, bro, because, like, I'll be wanting to get off Instagram, but, like, also can't because, like, I DJ and stuff like that. So I need to, like, you know I'm saying, promote myself and stuff like that naturally. At the same time, bro, it's just like everywhere I look, everywhere I go, it's just so many me, you know what I'm saying? Women, you know what I'm saying? I need to get my self control down because I. I don't. I don't be like, cheating or nothing, but at the same time, it'd just be like, dang, what if, though? You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll be over here trying to, like, lock in and be just on her, but you know what I'm saying? I look to my side and I.

[Damaris]

Look to, I look to my side.

[Rory]

Alex is over there just looking good as you feel me. Like, so help me. And you know what I'm saying? Tell me what I'm supposed to do. Give me a little bit out. For real.

[Damaris]

All right, well, for the people that don't remember, because he did like drop some of his accent up until the end, this is a gentleman from Baltimore that has been calling in for years. Of all his women troubles, he can't keep a girl.

[Rory]

He's the man.

[Damaris]

Girls don't like him. I love to hear this transition now that, now he's the man. Now he's DJing. He can't keep the hoes off him. Cuz before he couldn't find a girl to save his life, right? He couldn't even get his mom and his sister to like, with him. He's had women problems forever. And now I think he's, he's trying to pay it forward and now they got a little traction. He's going to run through these hoes.

[Rory]

Well, no, he doesn't want to. He's saying, you know, he wants, he.

[Damaris]

Wants to teach them a lesson for all the bad they did to him.

[Rory]

He, he wants to be faithful and.

[Damaris]

You know, he wants, he's saying that to you right now. That's not what he's thinking.

[Rory]

He said he's not cheating. He's like, but you know, it's just hard because there's so many beautiful women. Women. I mean, I don't know, man, when you young, I just, I don't, I can't blame him.

[Peach]

I literally was on Twitter the other day and was like, was scrolling and I was, I text my boyfriend, I say, yo, bro, how do. Like, it's too many fine ass women out here. Like, I don't know how y' all do it. Like, there's so many fine. It don't be that many fine. So we don't have no problems. It's so many beautiful women out here.

[Damaris]

It's easy. You just like tell yourself the truth that they don't want you.

[Rory]

That's what you say yourself.

[Damaris]

Not real, you know? No, it's like, no, it's like really easy. Like, I'll scroll through, I'll be like, yo, there's so many bad. Like, but she don't want me. What am I even tripping over?

[Rory]

Yeah, she would never even look at me.

[Peach]

Stick to the one that wants you.

[Damaris]

But yeah, that's how easy it is. You could walk down the street and see a million bad bitches, but Just be like, I know there's, like, one that likes me.

[Rory]

Yeah. But then when you see a beautiful woman and then you finally see, like, who she's dating, you, sometimes you'd be like, all right, man, I got a shot. I've seen her, man.

[Damaris]

But I. I don't. Maybe he's charming.

[Peach]

What that mean, though? What can you recognize in another nigga that you would be like, ugh, she with him? Him.

[Rory]

His watch.

[Damaris]

Baggie, he shared with his man, got.

[Rory]

A big watch on. Like, what him? Like, that's who hitting that? That's.

[Peach]

That was the first thing you went through, A baggy watch?

[Damaris]

And that would be kind of.

[Rory]

I'm just saying, you just look at you, like, word. Like, you never seen a woman that was gorgeous. And then you finally. You, like. She introduced you to her, like, her boyfriend. You, like, he pulled her, like.

[Peach]

Well, maybe he lost weight and it got loose and he got to get it tightened.

[Rory]

No, that's not how that works.

[Damaris]

Well, you know, you take two links out the.

[Rory]

Like, how much weight did he lose? Like, that's not how that worked. Like. Nah. But you just could tell. Sometimes you see beautiful women, and you'd be like, word, that's her husband or that's her boyfriend. Like, damn.

[Damaris]

Any woman dating a guy that took Ozempic, I feel like I'm a better candidate.

[Peach]

Well, maybe he took it for health reasons.

[Rory]

You dating an unhealthy. Like, all right, I got a shot. I'll be juicing this. Like, what that mean?

[Damaris]

Maybe that ain't juicy.

[Rory]

He's not juicy.

[Damaris]

Oh, Zenpic was actually for diabetics. Y' all just ran with it. Yeah, like, he maybe has type one.

[Rory]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You dating a. With type one. Like, come on, man.

[Damaris]

That's crazy. My mother has type one.

[Peach]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Damon's type one.

[Rory]

Yeah. I'm just saying, like, you dating with type one. Like, get your types up. You got. That's your type, type 1.

[Damaris]

Dating somebody with type 2 is a little crazy.

[Rory]

All right? If that's your type, that's your type type, all right?

[Damaris]

Everybody got their type.

[Rory]

I'm not. You know, it's just, like. I just look at him like, you.

[Damaris]

Date a man who pancreas don't work. Yeah, crazy.

[Rory]

He get dizzy.

[Damaris]

His pancreas can't even. Like, if you process sugar. What's wrong with him?

[Rory]

You got to keep snacks in case that get dizzy. Like. Oh, come on, man.

[Peach]

All right, okay, but what if he's kind? What if he's nice. What if he's amazing in bed? What if he give lesbian?

[Rory]

He can't be that amazing in bed.

[Damaris]

Just orange juice. That's all they need.

[Rory]

Like, he about to pass out. This dizzy. You trying to ride this. This feel like he on the room spinning all kind of get this a lollipop or something.

[Damaris]

First of all, it's Kit Kats or orange juice. It's the best thing to give to a type one diabetic.

[Rory]

Yeah, after y' all have sex. Come on, man.

[Damaris]

But what if he has the pump? Maybe he got money. You got the pump.

[Rory]

You got to pump that up like some Reeboks to have sex. Yo, yo, come on, man.

[Peach]

Okay, hold up. Let's. I need us to call.

[Damaris]

I'm so happy you said that sentence before. I said. I was about to say I bought my mother a pump. And I'm so glad. I'm so glad I didn't say that before that sentence.

[Rory]

Oh, man. Yeah, but, baby, do you break down somebody's boyfriend sometimes you look at them and be like, yo, all right, like him. You've done that with some of your homes.

[Damaris]

You've done that with girls.

[Rory]

They don't do that.

[Peach]

No.

[Damaris]

You'Ve definitely says no.

[Rory]

No, you've definitely done that to some of your homegirls.

[Peach]

I just be like, you know, I think you could. What? As long as a nigga is sweet to my homegirl and generous, then I don't give a fuck what he look like. If he's sweet to my homegirl and generous down to what he look like.

[Rory]

So you talk.

[Peach]

If you an and and stingy, then I'm gonna start. So what you with that forwarding for real? Because he ugly as and his sneakers is leaning.

[Damaris]

That's what I think.

[Rory]

But if he tricking, if he. If he's spending money on your girl.

[Peach]

If he's generous, and if he's sweet, generous.

[Rory]

Yeah. Like, I don't like, he's tricking.

[Peach]

I know, because I don't let them talk to mean tricks. You're not gonna be a trick and be mean. You. I don't want nobody being mean to my home girls. I don't give a how much money you spending if you're sweet. That's the number one thing to me. I think my homegirls deserve nice men. That's most important to me.

[Damaris]

Me.

[Rory]

Yeah, but sometimes they don't settle for nice. Nice me. Y' all don't like nice men?

[Peach]

I don't with mean to me. You could be mean to everybody else.

[Damaris]

You ain't going to be mean to me, you bug. You're the mean one.

[Peach]

Yeah, exactly. It can't be two of us in this. It's just me.

[Rory]

Two people on vacation. That's mean. Each other is crazy.

[Damaris]

That's how you end up on that cruise.

[Rory]

Like, imagine you on vacation and both of y' all are like, just mean each other. Hurry up. The sun going down. What?

[Damaris]

You've seen the whole couple at the resort. That's it. Absolutely.

[Peach]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

They never both develop into the mean person.

[Rory]

Never leaving each other. Never leaving each other.

[Damaris]

Nope.

[Rory]

Yeah. I don't have no advice for them, though, other than good luck, man. It's hard.

[Peach]

It is.

[Rory]

But if you got somebody that you really like and love and respect, it doesn't matter. Like, you just. You don't want to cheat on somebody that you respect and that, you know, I mean, that's like betraying a friend almost. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to do that.

[Damaris]

And knowing this gentleman's story, because he's called in a of lot lot. We know his women problems. He found somebody that. That he cares for, that cares for him take care of.

[Rory]

Can we get him in the zoo? I need to see what dude look like. He. He got all these women problems. He's our most loyal college Josh. We need to get him on the zoom. Let me see. Don't. Just don't just call me on a voicemail and tell me you got women problems and all this. Like, let me see f. Let me see your women problems.

[Damaris]

You got to hit 95 south to see him.

[Rory]

I'm definitely not doing that, but definitely not going to Baltimore. No.

[Damaris]

But, yeah, he finally found a girl after years and years of calling it. And don't. Don't cheat on her, man. Just. Just play your Baltimore club music. Play. Hit it to the beat. Swing that. And just. Just focus on your serato. Just stare at your laptop. Don't look around.

[Rory]

Right.

[Damaris]

Be there for the gig and go home to your woman.

[Rory]

Exactly.

[Damaris]

That's all you need.

[Peach]

Also, like Rory said, most women don't like you, and you just got to learn to value stuff that's more than. Looks are valuable, but eventually they fade anyway. So learn to value more than looks, and then that'll make you really appreciate your gear because it'd be a lot of fine ass ass horrible people out here.

[Damaris]

Absolutely.

[Rory]

That's a fact. Well said, Baby D. Yeah, thank you.

[Damaris]

I like, but I mean, he's also. I don't think he's also saying that he wants to get to know these women. I think he just wants to.

[Rory]

No, he wants to get to know.

[Damaris]

He wants to. To wuang in them or whatever that Baltimore club song is.

[Rory]

What? Yo, lay off the Tylenol, fam. He tripping.

[Damaris]

What is he talking. You don't know Baltimore club music.

[Rory]

I don't. You're right.

[Damaris]

I guarantee you in the comments. Baltimore. Baltimore will love that comment.

[Rory]

Okay, okay.

[Damaris]

I can assure you.

[Rory]

Shout out to all seven of y' all from Baltimore that listen. All right, well, hopefully everybody has a great weekend. Thank you, Josh. Thank you. I appreciate that. Happy birthday to me.

[Damaris]

I'll be on the road, but I mean, should I FaceTime you?

[Rory]

No, you don't have to do that.

[Peach]

Sorry.

[Damaris]

Like with a cake.

[Rory]

No, you don't have to. You don't have to do that. We just. You said happy birthday. I'll take that. We appreciate it. All right, well, we'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that. He's just ginger. Peace.

[Peach]

No worrying now.

[Damaris]

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[Peach]

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[Damaris]

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[Peach]

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[Damaris]

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[Peach]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Peach]

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