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Mall
Apply the volume.
Rory
No worry now Mo.
Damaris
You got some last night or something you came in here humming, singing, bouncing, dancing.
Mall
Don't ask him that question and not hit the clock.
Rory
Did I have sex last night?
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
No, I didn't have sex.
Damaris
You came in here like, Maddox, like, happy to be here.
Rory
I try to do that. Like, I try to, like, work myself.
Mall
Up to be happy.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
I told you depression is real. You tried to deny it.
Rory
No, I said depression was fake. You've never heard me say depression was fake. I'm not depressed, but I'm just saying, like, you know, you gotta do things. You just kind of get your.
Mall
Yeah. Get the morale going up. Yeah.
Rory
Friday. It's Friday.
Mall
That is true. That is true. All right, so mall had sex last night. Sponsored by Boost Mobile.
Rory
I wish I had sex last night.
Mall
You ain't have. You ain't booster.
Rory
Nah, man. She didn't want unlimited talk. Texting battle. I told her I had it for her. They would come to the house right now and give her the new iPhone. But she. She was. She wasn't going for that.
Mall
I know you'd be on your phone sometimes, focused on other stuff, but I always try to pay attention to Damaris and Peach, like, pre recording banter.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
I just overheard that Damaris dubbed Peach for a nightcap, left him at the front step.
Damaris
I didn't do that.
Mall
I come upstairs.
Damaris
I was on the. Well, the main reason was I was on FaceTime, and if I would have said, peach, you want to come upstairs for a second? And got off the phone, that would have been a whole other issue. But he bought me food in the card. He bought me his key card. Yeah.
Rory
So he bought you food or key card, and he couldn't come upstairs to get a little pickle tickle?
Damaris
Well, I would have, but he.
Rory
I'm sorry.
Damaris
All right, so pickle tickle was crazy.
Rory
So you didn't even.
Mall
That's how it works. I thought that.
Rory
Right. Yeah. You bring the key card. Get your pickle tickled. So you didn't let him upstairs because.
Damaris
Oh, he didn't try. He was like, all right, well, I guess, you know, it's awkward. He was confident.
Mall
Oh, he didn't have.
Rory
He wasn't confident. Peach. You got to step to your business, Peach. Yeah, you gotta let them know when you get to the door with the food. Like, listen, dessert is right here. Yeah, this is food. This is the. This is the entree. Dessert, though, let me know. I could deliver that, too.
Mall
Like, wow, she on FaceTime. Grab her phone, look at the dude, and be like, she's with me now. And hang Up.
Rory
Yeah, she. Yo, she's busy right now. She pull you back and they hang up peas, that's all. Damn, you left my man Peach outside.
Damaris
I mean. Yeah, you know, maybe next time, Peach. Next time you gotta come a little bit earlier. He came late night, it was like 11pm I'm like, I don't know what kind of girl you think I am?
Mall
PE 11 o' clock, he was on his way out. But PE should have seen the signs though, cuz the Maris has a key card. She asked him bring me a key card.
Rory
What you answered the do what you was wearing. Watch this.
Damaris
What I had on P.E.
Rory
What I had on P.E. you see how fast she forget what she had on?
Mall
She had on a little number.
Rory
Yeah, what number you had on three. What number was that last night, baby? D3. What did I have on number? And look at bees. He remember bees. What she had on. Little nightgown, little nighty, quick little robe.
Damaris
Over, you know, you throw the little robe.
Mall
Yeah, but you showed a little late so he knew what time.
Rory
Yeah, on the outside it's giving like, you know, respectful. Underneath though, it's party time underneath that robe. Party time, you know what's underneath that roll? Peach. Nah, he just wait for a little breeze to hit her.
Mall
And what's crazy is what the Maris need a key card for when Peach.
Rory
Is the first one at 11:00 clock at night. What you need a key card?
Mall
He just let you in the studio in the morning?
Damaris
I had a. I had a. A meeting today and I took it here, so I needed his key card.
Rory
Got you.
Damaris
Yeah, I was here. I've been here since 9:30am we're gonna.
Mall
Have to check the cameras.
Rory
Yeah, definitely gonna check the camera.
Mall
You was mean about our demise or something.
Damaris
Possibly you demising in our studio.
Mall
God damn.
Rory
In our studio is crazy.
Damaris
Yeah, like, oh yeah, when y' all take this down, I can put my up.
Mall
Yeah, little meetings be ruined pods.
Damaris
Oh, this is this the type of.
Mall
Day.
Rory
I already forgot to get on your ass about some you did on that live stream that I didn't know.
Damaris
Wait, what are you doing a live stream?
Rory
We'll talk about it off air. Oh, they told me about it though. It hit, it hit my. No, it was funny, but it was hilarious. It was hilarious, but it wasn't hilarious. Don't be doing that, man. We're trying to be mature.
Mall
Nah, that situation, the girl that's just a T shirt.
Rory
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Mall
Get out. Shirt is alive.
Rory
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Mall
I don't even know where to begin. What? What were we just talking?
Rory
A lot of happening, man.
Damaris
It's a lot going on.
Rory
Shout out to Miguel to Miguel episode is available now.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Shout out to Miguel album was available now as well.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Good conversation with Miguel, man. Yeah.
Mall
I mean, I didn't really like that you told him, like, out the gate on Mike that I was excited to talk to him. Like, I thought we were gonna keep that as a family.
Rory
Nah, you know, I gotta embarrass you on Mike. That's what. That's what bros are for. We gotta get the embarrassment directly.
Mall
Miguel was like, you know, he's excited to speak with you.
Rory
We can't contain himself. Yeah, no, you know, you gotta get that out the way. Make the embarrassment feel like, you know, it's okay. And then we get to the great conversation.
Mall
Yeah, but I thought. I thought it was a great convo. Yeah. And I'm interested to see what the feedback is on Miguel's album.
Rory
Yeah, it's a good album.
Mall
I like it a lot. But it's definitely a specific direction. I'm curious to see what his fans and other fans think of the direction.
Rory
I fuck with it.
Mall
But other than that, what are we doing this weekend?
Rory
Well, you're going away.
Damaris
I know.
Mall
I was just trying.
Rory
You're going to bring it up. You're going to get a 10. You're going to. You're going to. You're going to rock the boat. Rock the bells. Rock the boat. You see what I did there? No. All right. Don't worry. It's all good. I'm here.
Mall
I'm going to go rock.
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Rory
No, literally alone. I'm here all week alone. It'll just be me next week. Hope you guys already.
Mall
Well, don't do that. Because we did have this in, like, this really cool plan where Ma was going to take last week off and it was going to be the Rory cast for the week. And I'm leaving this coming week. And it was going to be the mall cast, but now it's just the mall cast. Yeah, you got to take a week off. So, like, you know, we can pay back the vacation time.
Rory
All right. Eventually I will. We go.
Mall
Well, I'm excited. Rock the Bell's cruise lineup is crazy. I've never. I've never been on a cruise.
Rory
This is dope, though. This is. This is kind of cool that this is your first. Your first cruise is like a hip hop cruise. We'll probably never see it again. Like, a lot is riding on this Cruise. Like the history, the leg, the legacy of hip hop. The. The. The future of hip hop. Having cruises lies on you guys. This week on the Rock the Bells cruise.
Mall
They did do one last year, and I watched all the. It looked really, really good. And from my understanding, they already playing next year's as well. This. This is great. Locks the brat Juvenile Lupe. All right. A little scared of running into Lupe at, like, breakfast.
Rory
Why is that?
Mall
You don't think they'll allow him to bring his swords, right?
Rory
Oh, yeah, he's got to cut up the watermelon.
Damaris
That's.
Rory
That's what. That's what Lupe. He'll be doing in the mornings.
Mall
I just. I remember one time Lupe called into the show and confused me with somebody else, and it sounded like he had beef. So I don't know if he's thus forgotten it, because I'm not that important in Lupe's life that he could see me and Trigger in his brain. I don't like this guy.
Rory
Yeah, I never understood that because you never said anything.
Mall
Only complimentary.
Rory
Yeah, crazy about it.
Mall
I found out he had me confused with somebody else.
Rory
Okay, but.
Mall
But not.
Rory
So you're good. Then you get on the boat.
Mall
International waters, Lupe fiasco with a samurai sword.
Rory
Yeah, I'm petrified. But, I mean, he'll probably just, you know, he'll be protecting the boat. It'll be like, Steven Seagal's on the ship with you. So just.
Mall
He'll be a pirate.
Rory
Yeah, yeah. You've seen Under Siege, right?
Mall
Yeah, but some. Something about the concept of not being able to leave is kind of scary, but I'm excited.
Rory
Yeah, it's gonna be dope, man.
Mall
I'm very, very excited.
Rory
The locks on the boat. Dead Prez, Buckshot, Smith and Wesson. Very, very, very hip hop. But it should be cool, though.
Mall
I'm excited to sing every word to Nappy Roots. Po. Folks, front row.
Rory
Afion Crockett. Oh, Tony Robbins. Oh, man. Tony Robbins gonna be there. Yeah, Tony Robbins, one of the funniest dudes.
Mall
Jazzy Jeff's gonna be there.
Rory
Jazzy Jeff. That's gonna be a cool little. Yeah, that's a cool little cruise, though.
Mall
I'm excited.
Rory
That lineup and everybody's confirmed.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
You know, some people back out and.
Mall
Well, I mean, I'll let you know.
Rory
When I get on the bus.
Damaris
Okay.
Mall
All right.
Rory
Like, who didn't get their passport?
Mall
But you got to understand, like, in the Bahamas. Back that ass up with Juvenile and his whole band.
Rory
But that's always in the Bahamas. You know white people love. Back that ass up. Everybody's on every cruise.
Mall
It'll be live now, though.
Rory
Yeah, that. Now, that's the difference.
Damaris
Back that ass up on the cruise. You got to pull your own thong to the side.
Rory
Like, there's no way pulling your own thong to the side is.
Mall
You got it.
Rory
Like, you got to go out. This ain't this. Yo. This is just a party. We not in the room yet. Like, everybody relax. Keep your thongs centered.
Mall
What's funny is, if you want the dance floor, pulling the thong side won't change anything.
Rory
Oh, no, that'll change something. Let somebody put a thong to the side on the dance floor. See how much changes in that party? It's gonna be a whole lot of changing happening.
Mall
Is there, like, prison cells and on.
Rory
Boats, they have, like, rooms if, like.
Mall
They put you in a room. Like where they put Jack in Titanic. Yeah, yeah. No, actually, they just handcuff you all.
Rory
The way at the bottom. All the way at the bottom. If you start getting a little unruly and they can't control you. I mean, obviously security's on the boat as well. Yeah, they have. They have rooms dedicated for that.
Mall
Well, I'm excited to meet the aunties.
Rory
Oh, they're gonna be there.
Mall
They're gonna be there.
Rory
It's gonna be a lot of aunties. Tell my aunties I said what's happening?
Mall
For sure. But I'll try. If the. The WI fi works. Well, I'll try to, you know, call in.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Give you guys a little update.
Rory
Check in from. From the middle of the ocean.
Mall
Might even have ghosts with me.
Rory
Never know, man.
Mall
Just be me and Styles Peters. Listen, never know. You never know. On the rock.
Rory
Never.
Mall
But, I mean. Yeah. Do you have any. Anything planned? How do you want to go about this. This mall week?
Rory
I don't know. I might. I might make a call and have a friend come join me. Or just be. Just be me and Baby D. Okay.
Mall
Yeah, the plans I had for. For last week would have been good, but we'll table them.
Rory
Yeah, we can still do this.
Mall
We would have stirred some up, but it's cool. I mean, no growth.
Rory
Yo, you. What's up with you, man? That's. How you feeling?
Mall
Amara went to sleep at 6am and we had to be up at 7am for daycare. I'm delirious. 6am she would not sleep last night.
Rory
Oh, my God.
Mall
Fucking wild.
Rory
See, that's birth control for me. When I hear those stories, I buy more condoms.
Damaris
Nah, Because I just handcuff her to the crib or whatever y' all do and go to sleep. I'm going to sleep.
Mall
That doesn't.
Rory
Yeah, but that. I don't think she has children asleep that like. Yeah, no, I don't.
Damaris
She could be up as long as she want to. I'm going to sleep. She don't have a job. She'll nap at daycare. I me, the person with the job, going to sleep.
Mall
Okay, so if a 2 year old is restless and a little loud at night, you think handcuffing them would quiet them down. And you would not literally handcuffing.
Damaris
But yeah, not like, okay, you can run around as much as you want.
Mall
Boop.
Damaris
Lock you in this little right here. Going to bed.
Rory
Don't you give a little Benadryl?
Mall
Nah.
Damaris
Children's melatonin.
Rory
Children's melatonin.
Mall
I don't want her to start getting addicted to melatonin at to 2 years old.
Damaris
Addicting would mean if you were given a tour every night. Like just a night.
Rory
Like that night when you see it's midnight and she's still revved up. Oh, it's like, all right.
Mall
Running around.
Rory
It's like, all right, I know what you need tonight. Tonight you need that toning. Tone you down. You need to tone it down tonight. Put that right in her juice or something. Yeah, go ahead and sit there.
Mall
I was so tired. Daycare, we have like an app and they ask like etas and what they're having for lunch. I just put id. Idk. That was my reply to daycare this morning. On the app.
Rory
They actually what they asked you, like.
Mall
Eta drop off what they have for lunch, who's picking them up, what time, all that. I just put idk. That's all I had this morning, figuring it out. I'll get there when I get there. Yeah, but that is why I'm a little delirious today.
Rory
But it's okay. You're going on a cruise, man. You're going on a cruise. Bring your sunscreen, bring your long sleeve Under Armour T shirts. You know you need the long sleeve. I know you need the long sleeve dry fits. Rory pack nothing but long sleeve dry fits when he goes on vacation.
Mall
I hate that. He's right.
Rory
I'm in a new drive.
Mall
Last time I went to St Thomas Kia and I did the. The kayak snorkel thing.
Rory
Oh, God.
Mall
He was like, why are you putting on a long sleeve shirt? I was like, there won't be a tree in sight when we're out on that kayak. I can't find shade with a kayak.
Rory
Ah, man, put your long sleeve dry fit on. It's all good. What would you say, baby D, I.
Damaris
Was asking, did you want to come to Atlanta with me?
Rory
When you going to Atlanta?
Damaris
This weekend.
Mall
We outside.
Rory
What's popping in? Oh, you going to Oh1.
Damaris
It's one music fest.
Rory
Oh, that's this weekend.
Damaris
Future Jasmine, Sullivan, Kehlani, the Clips. D. Nice Ludacris. Like Mary J. Blige, the Roots. We outside.
Rory
I know. Oh, you about to go. You about to have a ball down there. You about to have two balls.
Mall
But she's going down there for the festival.
Rory
Oh, she gonna have a festival. I know she gonna have a festival, man.
Damaris
Is you rolling, you riding or you hiding?
Rory
I ain't going, man. I'm not going to the 1:1 music fit. That sounds like a dope lineup, though. Are they doing the. What's the other lineup? I like on the West coast with TD. Like R& B lineup.
Damaris
Oh, are you talking about Lights out?
Rory
Is that it? I feel like that's it.
Damaris
Is it her? It's probably hers.
Mall
Hers festival is Fire.
Rory
That's one of those. It's in. I think it's in the Bay.
Mall
Yeah, cuz she's from the Bay.
Rory
Catch one every year that, like, those lineups are crazy.
Mall
Yeah, her and I feel like we.
Rory
Never see clips from them for the. From those festivals.
Mall
True.
Rory
I feel like I've never seen a clip from that festival at all. Like, never.
Mall
It's. It's hers festival. The Blue Note and Roots Picnic that, like, have the three best. But her, like, never gets brought up in that conversation. It's like the best festival Vegas used to have.
Damaris
Day in Vegas had good Linus, but they always got never going to going on.
Rory
I'm never going to Vegas.
Damaris
We know mall.
Rory
I hate Vegas.
Damaris
We know. Mom.
Mall
What happened with. I forgot what it was called. It was like that R B fest that had like, the craziest lineup ever. It got canceled and then they ended up doing it the next year in Vegas. It was Lovers and Friends.
Damaris
Lovers and Friends.
Mall
Did that just end?
Rory
It was in Vegas.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
That's why it ended.
Damaris
That's what I was talking about. Why did I say day in Vegas? That's what I was talking about was Lovers and Friends.
Mall
Okay, but there also is a Day in Vegas. I think so.
Damaris
Yeah, but that wasn't what I meant.
Rory
I meant Lovers and Friends canceled in Vegas. Right. Trying to tell y'. All. Y' all think I'D just be up here freestyling. Something about Vegas. Vegas is like the black hole.
Damaris
They ran out of water. Pizza.
Rory
They ran out of water.
Mall
There's no water source in Vegas.
Rory
Vegas is just who. That city was designed to kill you.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Whether it's mentally, spiritually, financially. That city was designed to kill you.
Mall
It was. It was designed and created by the people that were indicted today.
Rory
Exactly. And we're going to get into that. We're going to get into the snitches and the rats and everybody else.
Damaris
What happened?
Rory
What happened? Oh, you just open your phone.
Damaris
I seen you guys send something to the group, chat about the NBA, but I don't know. I'm just a girl. I don't know what's going on.
Rory
The NBA. No bets allowed. It's about to be some shit.
Damaris
No bets allowed.
Rory
No bets allowed. I'm telling you. But I always listen, bro. When they made gambling legal, and they even started having, like, you know, the logos with the logos on, like, uniforms. And, you know, if you're watching the game of tv, they even have it where they could put the logo on the court that's not really on the court. Only people on TV could see, like, they started doing shit like that. You gotta know that the guys behind these things are in business together. You have to. Which means now the people that are a part of it, they're gonna be approached with conversations and opportunities to make a little extra money on the side. If, you know, if you're a coach, if you're a player, if you can make an extra 6,7 million that nobody knows about, you probably gonna take that opportunity for sure. And lo and behold, today we open our phone. But this is just a trickle now. Cause if you remember, Gilbert Arenas was arrested a few months ago by the FBI for running illegal poker games and things like that. Now, I'm not calling Gilbert a snitch, but he did say out his mouth. He didn't snitch yet, but I will. Those are Gilbert words. If I'm Josh, maybe you can pull it up. I believe verbatim he said, I didn't snitch yet. I didn't cooperate, but I will. So now, today, we have Damon Jones being arrested. We have Chauncey Billups being arrested. We have Terry Rozier, whose situation is separate, but it's still a gambling arrest as well.
Mall
Nah, man.
Rory
How many.
Mall
Gilbert was at those court steps smiling ear to ear when he left his indictment.
Rory
Yeah, because Gilbert is probably like, listen, I'm not the big fish. I know what y' all want here? Y' all want. Y' all want the big guy? That's not me. Yeah, I was gambling. I was running poker games. You know, it wasn't. I owned the house. But, you know. And this is what Gilbert said. He won't be worried. Good luck in court. I'm pretty sure I ain't gonna be there when it start. When it's starting to go. Cause, yeah, I'm snitching.
Mall
Now.
Rory
This is Gilbert's words.
Mall
They had said this. This investigation has been going on for quite some time.
Rory
Yeah. As long as Gilbert got arrested. Arrested, it was more investigation. He put it on himself. He said, I'm not gonna be there. Pull it up again, Josh. I don't wanna misquote the great Gilbert Arenas. He said, I'm not gonna be there when it starts going. When it's starting to go. Cause I'm snitching. That's what he said. I'm pretty sure I ain't gonna be there when it's starting to go. It's going, Rory, we got the text, the messages today. Cause, yeah, I'm snitching. You can see that at the 9 minute, 20 second mark, if you want. I am not calling Gilbert Arenas a snitch. Gilbert Arenas said himself that he is snitching.
Mall
Yes.
Rory
So there you go.
Mall
Do you think that's why the FBI called this operation Nothing But Net?
Rory
Have you ever seen Gilbert shot?
Mall
Have you ever seen Gilbert joke. I'm reading it.
Rory
Have you ever seen Gilbert shoot the ball? Pure shooter, barely touched the rim. Nothing but. Operation Nothing But Net has commenced. And you niggas is going to jail. Adam Silver, I'm pretty sure they're going to be knocking on your door soon, fam.
Mall
Of course, the one year that it. It might be the Knicks turn to finally go all the way. I think we're going to get a lockout. Not by the players, by the FBI. In a month like this could get really, really, really bad for them.
Rory
Oh, it's gonna get so current. NBA play. Current and former NBA players and coaches Chauncey Billups, Terry Rosie and Damon Jones have been arrested. This was an illegal gambling and sports rigging operation that spanned years. So this ain't something that they just started investigating and, you know, they've been looking at this.
Mall
Gilbert just connected the dots.
Rory
Well, he was the first chip that they grabbed that we know of. That was the public figure that we would know years. Across 11 states in total, 30 individuals have been arrested, 13 mafia members. The case involves La Costa Nostra charges include illegal gambling, wire fraud, and extortion. There are two separate indictments. The defendants leverage their connections to place prop bets based on confidential insider information, winning tens of thousands of dollars per bet.
Mall
Mm. There was, There was another article, and it wasn't like the greatest source, but one of the Damon Jones they say in the paperwork was talking about LeBron's injury. Like LeBron isn't. Not that LeBron did anything wrong, but apparently he's in the paperwork that Damon Jones was just letting. Letting the Mob know about LeBron's ankle.
Rory
Yeah, that's inside information.
Mall
It's. Yeah, shaking points. It's all this.
Rory
And then you go. The FBI says the NBA player Terry Rosier told the defendants that he was going to leave a game early on March 23, 2023, with an injury. The defendants then placed more than 200,000 of wages on the unders for his prop bets. With Rosie leaving the game after nine minutes, those bets paid out tens of thousands of dollars in profits and the defendants and Rosie counted the money at his house.
Mall
Duh.
Rory
Did you see, did you see the movie? Did you see where Scorsese at? Scorsese is having a ball reading all of this?
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Get the red camera, Scorsese. Cause this is a movie.
Mall
Charlotte Hornets, Trailblazers, Lakers and Raptors are all involved with it. I mean, did you see the compilation of cherry throwing games?
Rory
Listen, man, I'm not trying to start nothing, but I will say the other day during the Lakers game, LeBron looked very, very. I don't know, he had this look on his face the whole time on the bench. He wasn't even looking at the game.
Mall
He.
Rory
He was looking straight into the crowd at the Bonannos.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Like, I don't know, man. I, I think that, you know, a lot of players know what's happening, what's going on behind the scenes and we joking and, and it Having last Rory. But this is going to get. I mean, it already is, but this is going to get very soon.
Mall
Oh, yeah, no, this is. Everyone's fucked in this.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
This is going to get serious.
Mall
And I mean, we was joking about the, the Gilbert thing, but if you don't think Chauncey Billups and the rest of them are going to have the same mentality, like these aren't like street guys that have a code of like they're gonna tell everything. This is gonna continue to get worse. Yeah, more names gonna come out. But I mean, down to the point shaving, Chauncey Billups was involved with the Mob with the shuffling machines that. Red cards in the deck. And then they relayed the information to an off site operator that they called the quarterback, then sent the information to someone at the table. And this is why I never, like, fucked with gambling spots like that. Like the underground gambling spots, like, in the house. Like, there's no way this is not rigged somehow. Already at the casino, you're fucked. But there's no regulation here. Think I trust the mob.
Rory
This is interesting because this is all right. This is the NBA we talking about. I feel like it's easier to kind of throw games in other sports, like, say, baseball. Like, it's easier for me as a hitter to go up there and just keep whiffing at fucking, like, bad pitches.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Like on the basketball court, like, if I'm just turning that shit over, dribbling that shit off my foot, like, it's like, all right, bro, what the fuck is he doing? And they pulled up Rozier's highlights or what they think one game that he was throwing, that was the most obvious shit. That was the most. That's what I'm saying. In basketball, it's a little more noticeable. In baseball, if I'm a hitter and I'm just like, yo, I'm gonna go, oh, for four tonight. That's. That's hard for y' all to pick up on. I could just be up there just swinging that. And it's like, bro, I'm just having an off night. I'm just not hitting the ball. But look at Rosie, he throwing that. Look at this. Watch this. Watch this. This one is crazy.
Mall
This is the one. He starts running back before he even threw the pass.
Damaris
Yo, I'm crying.
Mall
He was so happy when that went in.
Rory
Look at this. That pass was crazy.
Mall
But I feel like you could at least purposely miss a lot of shots and it wouldn't look that crazy. This is just blatant.
Rory
This is crazy.
Damaris
Yo, that's.
Rory
Whatever. Take me through there. Take me through. There's so much money. He like, man, this basketball.
Mall
The hilarious part was the.
Rory
Come on.
Mall
The announcers were like, rough night for Terry. Anytime. I was like, this is the most obvious thing ever.
Rory
Yeah, this is. This is gonna get bad. Obviously, the FBI is still investigating. We just got to wait and see who else, man. I think more players are going to be called into that room and more players are going to cooperate. Yeah, but this is going to get bad again. This doesn't surprise me. Once gambling became legal, I mean, one of the first things I thought was, all right, so now, you know, it's just more opportunity for players to throw games, be involved in it. You know, me and my friends used to joke all the time, like, I got a lot of friends that played in the NBA. They're like, yo, why don't you just call him and tell him not to get six rebounds tonight? I'm like, yo, y' all joking. But that's how easy and simple it really is.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Like, yo, bro, listen, man, just go. Just don't get six rebounds tonight. You can do everything else. Don't grab six boards. I'm gonna get this quick. 10, 20 K. We good. This is the result of things like that.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
And, you know, unfortunately, now a lot of players are gonna have to answer to this. A lot of, you know, coaches, GMs. I'm sure it's gonna be. It's gonna be a lot of people like that. We start seeing getting arrested and being questioned behind this whole thing. I think this is just the start of it.
Mall
I mean, but even with that, like, I assume how they. I'm just guessing how they even got involved with the mob was they had some type of gambling debt with them. Cause to your point, why wouldn't. Because gambling's legal now. Why wouldn't you just go off to parlays that you could easily control rather than with. With the mob to do this?
Rory
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mall
Like that. That to me, is the craziest part. Like, they must have been so deep in debt that they were doing it this way. Because we all assume that there's plenty of players that do exactly what you just said. But it's.
Rory
Sure.
Mall
But it's through legal, even though that's illegal legal gambling off those parlays. But this, like, how you. How you even get involved with this? If you're Chauncey Billups, like, as a.
Rory
Coach, you know, you take a guy out, if you see he's approaching.
Mall
No, I'm saying to even get in. In bed with or owe people this type of stuff, like throwing games, because.
Rory
You owe them underground gambling spots, man. Y' all gambling at the house. You know, I might have lost a million. I'm like, shit, I need some of that back. All right, well, tomorrow, go out there and don't let your point guard score 20. Tomorrow, pull him out the game. It's that simple. It starts going. Trickling into that. And now you in bed with them. Now it's like, all right, now you part of it. And here comes the FBI investigation. Years later, you thinking it was just over with. It was Just that one time. Nah, man. All of this is gonna be uncovered. So that's what I'm saying. This is something that I think is gonna. A lot of players. I'm not gonna lie. Seeing Chauncey Billups involved with this, kind of like, I was surprised to see his name. Yeah, he wasn't somebody I expected to be involved at all, but here we are.
Mall
Yeah, there's a lot of NBA players stepping on their phones and erasing their icloud.
Damaris
Step on their phones is funny as fuck.
Rory
What else? Gilbert? You know what other verses Gilbert lay out?
Mall
Gilbert the Bull.
Rory
I mean, Gilbert might be in the booth right now, you know, giving him a 16, letting them know what happened was really going on. Listen, again, this is Gilbert saying he would do this. I'm not putting this on Gilbert Arenas. He said he was. He would snitch, not me.
Mall
I mean, what was the. Can we look up the referee that was caught? Tim. Tim Donny, if I remember correctly.
Rory
What's his Twitter?
Mall
Didn't he.
Rory
Let's see what he's talking about today.
Mall
Didn't he say in an interview that he believed every single ref was involved with some form of gambling or point shaving decisions? Every ref in the NBA. And we just skipped over that. Listen, man, every ref in the NBA, which is. I mean, that's kind of nuts, but I'm sure it's a large majority. No, he was straight up saying that they. They're all involved. Like, he's not the only one here.
Rory
Yeah, he's not. He's definitely not the only one. You can't be the only one in a. In a league that big, with that many games, on however many nights. You not the only one, bro. Yeah, there's no way. You definitely not the only one.
Mall
No, he.
Rory
Steve Jarvis. Look, they got a picture of Steve Jarvey up there, but that's not. But listen, man, we go back to. You got players like Chris Paul who say every time Steve Jarvis ref one of his games. Scott Foster. I'm sorry, Scott Foster. I didn't put that on Steve Jarvis. Scott Foster. Chris Paul said that. He said, yo, every time he refs one of my games, it's like I get thrown out. I get this, I get that. So you got it. Sounds crazy, but even things like that affect a bet. A player getting ejected, picking up two quick technical fouls, picking up quick personal fouls. Gotta sit out the whole first half. Like, we sit here and we just watch games and thinking like, yo, the ref just made a bad call. Okay, but why did he make that bad call? That could be a loaded call. That could be a million dollar bad call he just made.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
You know what I'm saying? We don't think about it like that, but essentially that's exactly what all of this is gonna end up showing us. Like little things like that that kind of dictate the game and affect the game in whatever way. While it looks little to us, a turnover doesn't look that bad to us in the third quarter. Yeah, but at the end of the night somebody had a bet placed on that in, in, in the over and under in the score and the money line and things like all of those little things add up to a bigger picture. And this is part of the bigger picture.
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Mall
And I mean, how far does the, the rabbit hole go with the gambling thing? Because outside of like the regular sports parlay stuff and that, they got sites that say how many times Taylor Swift is going to be shown in the booth at a Kansas City Chiefs game? Like there's an over under for that. And at what point if you are the cameraman at an NFL game, man, like when the producers sees all the screens and was just like one more time, man, listen, was it six times?
Rory
Listen, we joking and talking.
Mall
Two more in the second quarter.
Rory
Listen, we joking and talking. But that's, that's real.
Mall
Because they come up with the, the craziest things on those sites.
Rory
That's real.
Mall
As far as that goes.
Rory
Like something like that. I'm not. Listen, that doesn't affect the game on the field. So something like that is like, you know, that's just like a cameraman, you know, trying to just make a little whatever on field. Anything that interrupts the game or disturbs the game, like the integrity of the game. Back to your question of should you be kicked out of the hall of Fame if you're in? I think so. I think if you've done anything to jeopardize the integrity of the sport, to jeopardize the outcome of any game, that whether you were involved in it or not, just the sport, I think that that is something to look at and be like, that might get you kicked out of the hall of Fame.
Mall
I, I agree with you, but I do feel like Pete Rose should be in the hall of Fame. Because he bet on himself. Like, he wasn't betting against the Reds.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Where he could really jeopardize. He. He was confident. His team was, like, putting this down.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
So to me, that's fine. If you want to bet on yourself, I think that should be cool. But against yourself. Yeah.
Rory
But bet on yourself to perform or underperform because.
Mall
Well, on the Reds to win.
Rory
Okay. Yeah.
Mall
Which to me is cool. I mean, I get it. You. You can't have a gray area there. If you gamble, you gamble, you out.
Rory
I get that.
Mall
But with gambling being legal now and those rules being a little gray, I. I think only if you bet to affect the game negatively. Like if you throw. If you're throwing a game. Yeah. Get the. Out of the hall of Fame. But where do you draw the line with the steroid thing? Because I think Barry Bond should be in there. To me, that's affecting the game.
Rory
Yeah, no, it is, but it's still.
Mall
You still should be in the hall of Fame. I don't think there should be an asterisk there.
Rory
But it has to be an asterisk, because the playing field is not. Even if I'm on steroids and my opponents aren't, I already have an advantage. So that's where it kind of gets tricky. Because it's like, all right, if we can all take steroids, then cool. Cause it evens the field. But now when you get in the field, in the territory of. Okay, the playing field is. I have an advantage over all of my opponents. That's cheating.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mall
But I think everyone was taking steroids at that time.
Rory
I'm not gonna say everybody, but I do think a lot of people were.
Mall
Yeah. And I only bring up that point to this gambling shit. Cause if we end up finding out that for the past 20 years every player's been involved, then I don't think anyone should be kicked out.
Rory
The whole thing.
Mall
Everyone's doing it. That. That was the game at that time.
Rory
I know one thing. They better not put Michael Jeffrey Jordan and none of them investigations. I don't want to hear about Mike. Don't tell me Mike was.
Mall
Mike doesn't. Everyone knows Mike doesn't gamble. Huh?
Rory
He didn't serve. What, he served his time in aaa?
Mall
Baseball. He did six months with the White Sox.
Rory
Mike was not gambling on no NBA game. Ooh. He's gambling to win. Because that's all he did.
Mall
This thing.
Rory
Everyone knows that's all he did was win.
Mall
Everyone knows that Mike is a degenerate gambler. But Mike is also the biggest competitor of all time. Mike would never, ever bet against himself.
Rory
No.
Mall
So I think Mike bet. I think Mike bet on himself for sure. There's no way he did not put money down on his own games, for sure.
Rory
I don't think so, man. I think he's such a big. That would have came out. We would have been found out about that.
Mall
Yeah, that. That. Why do you think that he.
Rory
No, no, no. That was.
Mall
He changed his number.
Rory
No, no, no, no. That was. That was a conspiracy. I'm talking about. It would have come out as a fact that he bet on Bulls games already by now. He's been retired for almost 30 years. Like, are you kidding me? We would have been. We would have got that, like, black and white. We would have seen the transaction. We would know how much Mike made off of those bets. Like, by now, all of that would be out.
Mall
All right, man. We also saw a plane hit the Pentagon. Like, just because we're told that doesn't mean anything.
Rory
No, no, no, no.
Mall
Just because Mike came out and they were like, hey, that was just a rumor about the gambling thing. Now, Mike liked baseball that much.
Rory
I mean, that was his first sport that he played.
Mall
Yeah, no, of course.
Rory
Yeah. He likes bait, but it's not like he never played baseball. And he wanted to try it, and that would be awkward. Like, you never played baseball. Now you want to go try. He actually have childhood photos of him playing baseball. Like, that was the first sport he loved. I'm just saying, by now, if Michael Jordan had bet on himself and the Bulls to win. Because he ain't trying to lose. We know that. I'm saying there would be too many people involved in that. Somebody would have took a payday from somebody to sit down in front of somebody's camera to talk about that.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
And to prove that he did bet on Bulls games. We never got that. It's all been conspiracies. It's all been hearsay. Yo. Mike is a gambler. He gambles a bunch of money on golf, this, that, and the third. His dad was. You know, they even try to say his dad was killed because of a gambling debt. Like, all kind of dumb shit.
Mall
Yeah. And we know that was not the case at all. Those guys are in prison and admit to the whole shit had nothing to do with that. But Mike, gambling was the fucking reason he left the NBA.
Rory
If.
Mall
All right, if we thought Pat.
Rory
Boy, I couldn't beat him.
Mall
That's what it was.
Rory
He got bored.
Mall
If. If Pat Mahomes if we knew Pat Mahomes was a degenerate gambler, and today he was like, you know what? I love soccer. When I was 10, I'm gonna go join the LA Galaxy. You'd just be like, yeah, Pat's just. He's. He's passionate about soccer. You would think that maybe knowing he's the biggest degenerate gambler ever.
Rory
But why. Why you say degenerate, though? Why do you say Michael Jordan's a degenerate gambler?
Mall
I'm pretty sure he said he's.
Rory
I don't think Michael Jordan has ever left the gambling spot naked because they beat him out of his Rolex and his jeans he was wearing. Taking money from, like, the security guards.
Mall
At the United States.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, but that was like, quarters. That was just being competitive. That wasn't like. He was like, yo, bet me your fucking mortgage. It was shooting quarters against the wall. Like, are you kidding me? Like, he's just being competitive in anything that he did. But it wasn't like, you don't think.
Mall
That that's impulse of a degenerate gambler, that right before a playoff game, you just grab a security guard and be like, you want to play quarters against the wall?
Rory
If this is my security and this is what I do, I'm ready to go play ball. I'm ready to go compete. I'm a competitor. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting myself in that competitive zone of winning. I'm trying to win. Listen, this we talking about the greatest at what he did, however he had to do it to get his mind worked up and to get in that competitive mode, he did what he had to do. I'm just saying there's no sign of Jordan losing a fucking home and property because of his gambling losses. Like, that's when you look at somebody like, yo, he has a fucking problem. But if you just shooting quarters with your security guard at the fucking United center before, in the locker room before the game, and y' all just laughing and talking shit. That's how you loosen up. That's how you get into that zone. Shit, he went out there and fucking won.
Mall
I know. I'm saying he bet on himself. He still gambled to the point that I. I think Space Jam was a PR cleanup.
Rory
Wait, wait, what?
Damaris
Rory, you just saying anything.
Mall
In real life, he would have bet on the Monstars to beat him.
Rory
Oh, my God. Speaking of Mike, the NBA NBC is back this season, and NBC has hired or they have, you know, a series with Michael Jordan talking. Is it pregame halftime during Halftime of select games. Just talking about just the history of basketball and what it means to him and winning and things like that. And so the first one came out this week. He sat down with Mike Tirico, shouting out with Mike Tirico. And I have a theory. This is just a theory, Roy. You gave your theories, let me give my theory. I have a theory that that first episode and episodes after that we're seeing with Michael Jordan is not real. That's AI.
Damaris
Oh my Lord.
Mall
And I'm the one with the tinfoil hat.
Rory
I just have a feeling after this.
Mall
This gambling Rico that just happened, it'll be Mike on AI for sure now. I think it'll be AI Mike.
Rory
I'm just looking at it. I'm just, I'm just. And just looking at the interview. It's something about. It just felt like, I don't know, man. I think that they, I think they paid Mike for his likeness. I think they paid to use his likeness. They paid to, you know, they vetted the questions. They obviously send the questions. Mike answers them. But I don't think that he sat down on camera because if you're doing this for how many. Do they. Did they say how many games they're going to be doing this for?
Mall
Not that I.
Rory
This is just throughout the season.
Mall
Now it is possible you're saying that he just like pre recorded his voice and they put it on AI Mike. Like the way they use Snoop's voice and all eyes on me movie.
Rory
I'm saying that, I'm saying that the way they probably. This is just again, conspiracy. They could be doing it week by week, but they send Mike five questions every week wherever he is in the world. He answers them, he sends in his answers. They take his voice, they AI the image and they air it at halftime. I don't know why people think this is so far fetched to believe that this is not. We sat down and watched Drake and 21 Savage do a complete rollout with Howard Stern and those people. And nobody knew that that was AI and that was fake. One of the coolest rollouts ever for an album. So why can't NBC do it?
Mall
But they used real footage of Howard, if I remember correctly, right? And then it was real footage of them. What was AI about the 21 Savage? And like, didn't they just take Howard's question? I can't remember exactly what it was.
Rory
I don't even remember either. But I'm trying to land.
Mall
But you're saying, like, this is.
Rory
God damn it, I'm Trying to land my point.
Mall
Okay, I apologize.
Rory
Stepping on my point. I apologize. This is not Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
Mall
Let's bet on it.
Rory
I think it's his likeness. Let's fucking bet on it. I think it's his likeness. I think that, you know, he answered those questions. Obviously it's his real answers. But I don't know if this footage is real, Mike.
Mall
And now I see. I hate when someone says something and then you start. Your brain starts to see it. Yeah, it does look a little odd now.
Rory
It's too clean. The makeup is. Look at Mike.
Mall
He still got the yellow henny eyes, though.
Rory
Well, he can always. You can't AI those out. You got to keep it as authentic as possible.
Mall
Pg.
Rory
Gotta give him, you know how to cut the whiskey eye. You gotta give him a.
Mall
Can you just add a little yellow into them shits?
Rory
Look at Mike. Gray tan.
Mall
I hate that. Now that I'm looking at it, I kind of see what you're saying.
Rory
Look at the. Look at the back.
Mall
He don't even look real, though.
Rory
Yeah, Mike Tirico ain't never looked that st handsome.
Mall
But maybe it's just post production, like cleanup.
Rory
It is post production. It's called artificial intelligence.
Mall
But even then, with Mike's likeness, like, remember NBA Live? He was the only player. He was player number 99. Like, he wouldn't even sell his likeness to a video game.
Rory
I mean, he has since then, though. He's on. He's on 2K now.
Mall
All right.
Rory
He's on 2K.
Mall
No, no, I know. I'm just saying, how much would it cost for Jordan's likeness?
Rory
I don't know. I mean, he obviously has a relationship with NBC and the NBA. I think they were more than ecstatic for him to even agree to do this because Michael Jordan doesn't do a bunch of interviews. And it's dope to see it. I mean, the NBA. I love what Colin Coward had to say. The NBA does need. You know, it's a lack of superstars in the NBA right now. So they are trying to do things to make the game more interesting, to make, you know, get people to tune in. The fact that they're still using Michael Jordan for that to an extent, it's like it shows maybe how down bad they are trying to find the next superstar of the NBA. LeBron is older, Kevin Durant is older, Steph is older. So it's like the NBA is trying things, man. They're trying to keep the viewers entertained and keep them tuning in. But, yeah, this is a Theory. I just. Just a theory. I was watching this and I was just like. Cause I feel like we gotta question everything we see now.
Mall
I, I agree with you. But also, I feel like if Mike committed to this, he would just go do it. Like, what would really be the point of like just pre recording your shit and then doing the AI Like Mike would show up to do this because you.
Rory
Again, I don't know how long these are and how many he has to do, but asking Michael Jordan to sit down for an interview weekly, that costs a lot. Like this is not getting Michael Jordan to take time out his day weekly to sit down and do an interview now again, they could have paying the debt back.
Mall
Maybe he owes the NBA something.
Rory
They could have done this. They could have shot this. This could have been a two hour interview and they just chop it up three minutes throughout the season.
Mall
Yeah, I think it's gonna be.
Rory
But that's what I'm saying. I wanna, going forward, I just wanna keep an eye on how long these are. Does he change? Is he wearing the same thing?
Damaris
That don't mean nothing. Y' all done recorded three episodes and changed outfit three different times in one day.
Rory
Yeah, but that was for three episodes. He's gonna be doing this throughout the entire NBA season. I don't know how many games. I don't know how many. Like, I don't know that number yet. I'm thinking it's gonna be more than 30 games though.
Mall
Does he address what's going on in the NBA because he was an alleged gambler? Mike has to. The same way the fans put pressure on us that we have to talk about something when it happens, when it's related to us. Mike can't skip over the, the gambling NBA question if he's, if he's there weekly. No, we're not skipping over that, Mike.
Rory
I mean, he can't.
Mall
You signed up to talk, you have to address it.
Rory
You know what? I do want to see them act like that. And based on his answer, I'm gonna know if that's AI or not. Based on his answer, I'm gonna know. Like that. That ain't Michael Jeffrey. That's. That's A.I.
Mall
Man, I wish, I wish hip hop would get into this gambling space. Like the way we're talking that the.
Rory
Sites that have rappers don't gamble.
Mall
No, of course they gamble. I'm saying the way they have it on those websites where you can guess whose album's gonna be trash or just numbers wise. Like if I know for a fact a label's buying this many streams or this many bots or this that. Like I'm going to bet on those first week numbers because I got inside information.
Rory
You just throwing. Now you just throwing money away. I would never, I would never take that bet if I knew.
Mall
If I knew a label. Because you can somewhat project what an artist is going to sell based off their last project and what's currently happening. And I know how many streams they're trying to buy. Yeah, I'm betting on the over under of a first week sales for sure.
Rory
I just feel like I think there's no business. The only business I feel like is dirtier than the music business is boxing.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
So the music business, they see everybody taking the over on this artist streaming this man. You think they not gonna hit that switch? Like, nah, man, that we ain't cashing out all these.
Mall
Oh, what I'm talking about is illegal. I. I know the switch. Sometimes when it flips, I want to bet on it. I want to make some money. Even they had who will win the Survivor? What was the Netflix show with Cardi, Chance and TI the rap game rhythm.
Damaris
And rhythm and flow. Yeah.
Mall
I knew D Smoke was gonna win before it went out. Like why can't I go on the site? And why is it rhythm and flow?
Rory
Okay. No, no, no, that's different. You talking about something that's pre recorded?
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Oh, no.
Mall
You don't think survivors pre recorded?
Rory
No, I'm talking about album sales. Betting on album sales streams.
Mall
Yeah. No, no, I'm just giving examples of what. Why hip hop's not on these types of sites. Because I want to capitalize on the.
Rory
Illegal something pre recorded. I would bet on the finale of Survivor. I wouldn't bet on that either. I don't trust none of these behind these cameras.
Damaris
I would have bet on Love is blind. Did anybody watch Love is Blind this season?
Rory
No, but I saw Clay trolling some couple other night on his ig.
Damaris
Oh my God. Yeah, he was wilding. I had to comment. I was like, clay, please stop. Please.
Rory
Why you gonna let Clay get his shit off?
Damaris
He was like, I raised my. My mother raised me and I fuck with Clay. But he was like, my mother raised me that a woman should be strong and independent and make her own money. And I shouldn't be with no bum. I shouldn't be with nobody. I shouldn't be paying for no bills or nothing. I don't want my daughter to grow up a bum. Why would I marry a bum? I'm like, oh, Clay.
Rory
I mean, marrying A bum is one thing, but, I mean, not taking care.
Damaris
Of your wife is a completely different thing.
Rory
I mean, you could take care of your wife, but you don't want your wife to be a bum either, though.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mall
Clay has. Has shown that he, you know, deals with women that got their own.
Damaris
See, why you bringing up his past?
Mall
No, I'm. I'm proving his point. Like, he doesn't want to be with a bum. Selena is an entrepreneur.
Rory
That bum pussy hit sometimes, though.
Mall
Sometimes.
Rory
Well, she ain't got nowhere to go. She want rounds. She be in that. Like, I ain't leaving you ever. A whole Sunday from the time you wake up like, it's dark again and we still.
Mall
Or you.
Rory
You ain't got nothing to do. You ain't got to go home. You ain't got to check on no, like, word. We just, like, showering on Sunday. That's what's up. That's why I put.
Mall
Or have you ever let the bum chicken stay in your crib and it's cool for a week? And then you start realizing, like, she's not pursuing any options. You start talking to her like, the unemployment office, like, all right, give me three interviews that you've. You've had this week. You gotta apply for something.
Rory
She gets serious. When. Shorty been in your crib for a while, you like, you know, be cool. We vibing the first day you open your mailbox and see her name on some mail.
Mall
That's never happened. That's crazy. That's never happened.
Rory
That conversation when you get. When you get in, like, yo, you got this in here. Like. Like this. Trying to get squatter rights. We trying to get mail sent to my crib. So that water, right? So if I kick her out, she's like, yo, I've been getting this for three months. I've been getting mail. Yeah, I live here now. I know the. You know, listen, it'd be. It'd be a little like. Like, sweepstakes. Like, don't just be trying to get.
Damaris
Getting publishers clear out.
Rory
Like, don't go to the mall. Don't go to the kiosk at the mall and try to win the. The Kia. And. But give them my address. Like, get the out of here.
Mall
When the kids.
Damaris
Kia.
Mall
Oh, my God.
Rory
You trying to win a Kia. You got them mailing this to my house. Get the out of here.
Mall
You know what type of person you got to be to be at the mall trying to win the Kia?
Rory
That's what these chicks be doing.
Mall
These bum chicks and that same car's been there for 10 years. No one's winning.
Rory
Nobody's going to win that car, bro. Just keep walking. Go get your shoes.
Mall
Yo, I had one of my friends who is trying to be a truck driver in Jersey, but you have to be a Jersey resident to, like, do the truck driver school ask me if he could use my address. And I know he has active warrants.
Rory
Yeah, that's how they try to get you.
Mall
I was like, you really think that I'm going to allow you to put any type of mail. They're going to kick my door and try to find.
Rory
Definitely not happening.
Damaris
That's great.
Mall
I'm curious to see where this rabbit hole goes, because, again, you could bet on who wins the Survivor shit and you act like the producers don't have friends that they would tell.
Rory
Fuck that. Rory, who's winning the World Series? Let's get to the shit. The beef is back on. I don't know if y' all notice or not. Oh, God, it's back on. It's back on. We're not with it. They're not with it. It's back on. Rory, I couldn't wait to talk my Toronto Blue Jays versus the LA Dodgers, baby. D, who you got?
Damaris
Somebody set that up. That was rigged.
Rory
Oh, Tony, listen, bro. Tony did. You can't set that up. That shit that.
Mall
Clearly. Clearly. That whole NFL having a script thing is real now. I believe this was set up. I believe all this shit was set up. You think Yankees won the World series after 9, 11, then in the Patriots. The New England Patriots. Yeah, but we was all Patriots in 2001. All of a sudden, the Patriots fucking win.
Rory
Yeah, but Ohtani. What Ohtani did. You can't.
Mall
You can't.
Rory
There's no way you could create that. You can't make that up.
Mall
No, this is rigged.
Rory
No way. Hell, no.
Damaris
Ain't no way. Life ain't that coincidental.
Mall
This was rigged by. This is called Glasses Malone.
Rory
This is called Poetic justice is what this is called.
Mall
This is. This isn't going to change anything, no matter the results.
Rory
No, but it is fun to watch, though. It is going to be fun to watch.
Mall
I did laugh at Drake's clip when he posted the Blue Jays going to the the World Series saying, get them pizza and Cokes was way funnier than I think people gave it credits. Like, I actually laughed out, like, said, get them pizza and Cokes. I was like, oh, man, I don't know, man. I'm going for the Blue Jays just because, you know what the Dodgers did To us already. Like, I just. As a Yankee fan, I have to go for Toronto, even though they're in our fucking division and cooked us. The Dodgers really broke my heart last year. Like, it really, really broke my heart. When we got to the big show, I brought my dad. Like, yeah, I'm here for the Blue Jays.
Rory
I'm always one of those guys that whatever team beats my team when they win it all. I just. I find some pride in. Cause it's like, well, the champions beat us. Like, if you're gonna lose anybody lose to the champ.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
So I do want to see. I mean, I would never vote for the. Want the Dodgers to win anything.
Mall
Voting for the Dodgers is fun.
Rory
Well, I would never want the Dodgers to win anyway. But, yeah, I do. I do have the Blue Jays, man. I think it's going six games, though.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
I see some people having the Dodgers in the sweep. I'm like, damn. I mean, y' all don't got the Blue Jays winning one game.
Mall
They almost did it to us. Yeah, we had. We had one game, but I don't know, do we get a Drake or Kendrick freestyle during this?
Rory
Freestyle?
Mall
Yeah, it's a little something. I don't know, a little quick 32 just to talk about the game.
Rory
Nah, but how many times do we hit? Not like us. When Ohtani comes to the plate, though.
Mall
Oh, yeah, they're gonna.
Rory
They're gonna run that one. Jesus Christ. We about to hear that song every at bat. P said he's not on the organ. Now batting. Turn this off.
Mall
What's fire? I like. I really think that would sound pretty cool on a baseball.
Rory
No, it would not.
Mall
It's actually set up perfectly for the baseball. Or.
Rory
Now batting, pitcher sh. Otani. Otani.
Mall
I mean, yeah.
Rory
Oh, yeah. Hey, Otani your ass. Why they can't catch him before the world get Jordan that. Oh, Toddi, they come it for your ass, too.
Mall
Chauncey about to drop the D. No, absolutely. This again. I think this is going to turn into some way crazier.
Rory
Oh, yeah.
Mall
They may cancel professional sports.
Rory
Yeah, I think. I think a lot. I'm telling. We laughing. We joking, man. But this. I think a lot is going to come out of this. And sports as a whole is going to be affected by this.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Because at one, at some point, they're going to say, yo, we can't control it. Like, players are going to gamble. People associated with the sports are going to gamble. Like, how do you control. Do you get rid of sports betting? That's not happening. They made what? 9 billion in one month. When they opened the betting app in New York. Because people used to have to go to cross the bridge and go to Jersey to place their bets as soon as they allowed you to bet in New York. I think the first month, they made something like almost $6 billion.
Mall
You're probably underselling how much they make, but even then, if you make gambling illegal again, the first time points were being shaved and all this was happening, gambling was illegal. So it's not like it's gonna change.
Rory
It changes the integrity, though.
Damaris
Rory.
Rory
How much do we love the game now? How much do we feel like our favorite players are not just pawns in a bigger thing? They're not our heroes no more. So I'm saying Ohtani's fucking incredible.
Mall
Should watch the Bronx still.
Rory
I'll. How much gambling Ohtani's doing? That motherfucker is incredible.
Mall
Listen, man, we got TV timeouts. You think there's integrity in the game?
Rory
Time out. Gotta pay some. Do it.
Mall
A TV.
Rory
Show.
Mall
Like, each team gets a certain amount of time out.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, but not a tv.
Mall
Just add up.
Rory
TV timeout is real.
Mall
It's over at that point.
Rory
Jesus Christ, man. Is anything sacred anymore? What's sacred, Rory?
Mall
What happens once they start adding, like, high school sports into this?
Rory
Anybody gambling on high school sports? You down bad, bro. Like, you just all the way.
Mall
You need the money.
Damaris
Too bad, baby.
Rory
You might as well just go gamble on goldfish at the carnival at that point. High school.
Mall
You mean like a degenerate? A degenerate gambler that would be at a playoff game and ask the security guard to bet on quarters against the wall. Like that type of person.
Rory
You so mad Larry Bird ain't better than Jordan, bro.
Mall
Yeah, first of all, no, you so.
Rory
Mad the hick from French Lick ain't better than Air Jordan, man. He's just not a better player. Rory, it's okay, man.
Mall
He's a pure shooter.
Rory
He was the purist.
Mall
Pure race.
Rory
Oh, man. Clean as driven snow. That's America's. That's an American right there. It don't get more American. Larry Bird.
Mall
I really wish they had, like, mic'd up players at that point, because everyone says Larry Bird was the worst talker of all time. I gotta hear what he was saying.
Rory
Oh, you know what? He was.
Mall
Because the same way we argue, like, with parents, grandparents, about players, like, I never. I need to see Wilt chamberlain in the 100 points. Like, I gotta see it. Babe Ruth. No way. I gotta know what y' all think. Good Talking is.
Rory
I mean, like, if.
Mall
If Larry Bird was up there calling people job turkeys. Like, I'm not like. No, you're not the best talker.
Rory
Nah. But it wasn't just. No, you told my name calling. Or was that. I'm saying him. Him telling his defender what move he was about to do and actually doing it and scoring. That's insane, bro. I'm telling you which way I'm going. Off glass.
Mall
He got that from Hot Sauce, though. If you take it out. Got that from ao.
Rory
Larry Birdman.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Larry Bird used to watch Hot Sauce. Yeah. That's exactly where he got that from.
Mall
But I've just never gotten any examples of what he'd been saying.
Rory
Like, yeah, that I'm gonna tell you which way I'm going. I'm gonna tell you how I'm gonna score on you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, I guess there's nothing more insulting than sports than to play your garden. Telling you what he's about to do and then doing it, that's like, bro, you can't. There's nothing you can do with me. I could do.
Mall
What?
Rory
I can kiss you in your mouth if I want to right now.
Damaris
Oh, shit.
Rory
I can have my way with you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Like, that's the ultimate disrespect here. You want to know what I'm about to do here? I'm about to do this, and you still can't stop it. Yeah, that's the type of shit talking legends do. You got to be a legend. Because if you do that shit and it don't score, it's kind of like, shut the fuck up. And you bum, bum.
Mall
I mean, imagine Larry Bird whispering in.
Rory
Your ear that he was going to.
Mall
Have his way with you. And there's nothing you could do about it.
Rory
Nothing you could do about it. Just let it. Just let it happen.
Mall
What was that clip everyone was bringing up today of Gilbert snitching? That, too. He was at the free throw line. It was Wizards and Cavs or something. And LeBron whispered something in his ear which he had revealed, and it had to do with the gambling spot.
Rory
Shit, you got two free throws, and LeBron comes by and taps you on the chest and whispers something to you. What did he tell you? He said, if you miss these free throws, you know who's gonna win it. What? Makes it worse, because we gamble at LeBron's house. Me, Damon Jones, you know, that was our group. So Damon Jones was horrible. Four with cards. He owed me money. Like, every time we played him, I always used to scream out, the landlord's hit. The landlord needs his rent money, so he doesn't even play in game six. So when he whispers, you know who's gonna hit it? Everybody assumed it was him. I knew what he was talking about. Like, I was. I was balling that game. Just hit the three to get us in overtime. And then I see Damon Jones in there stretching, and they really put the man in. And the fact that LeBron even passed him the ball is what hurt the most. Damon Jones, who hadn't played a second long game, inserted and knocks down the winning shot. Bro, there's two niggas in that conversation that are under federal investigation. The only person who isn't is LeBron James. See, I don't think that's crazy.
Mall
No, that's why I was okay asking if you saw that clip. That's wild because what, one already said he was going to snitch, one got indicted today.
Rory
He's got arrested today. And literally was sitting on the bench stone faced the other night. Yo, LeBron didn't look. I don't think he looked at one play. Y' all didn't see that.
Mall
Gilbert literally says in that clip, we gamble at LeBron James house.
Rory
Yo, LeBron was sitting there like this the whole game, yo, I swear to God, he didn't look at the court one time.
Damaris
He wasn't shit funny.
Rory
Look at. Look, that's how LeBron was sitting the entire game. I'm telling you. Like, I started feeling like, yo, he don't fuck with Luka or something. Cause like, he wasn't even happy to, like, Luka was balling. Like, he didn't have no emotion during that game. Like, I'm just saying, bro, LeBron knows something is coming down. He knows it. He knows it.
Mall
That's fucked up, though. I don't think LeBron is in it the way Damon Jones was in it.
Rory
He in there. He was in that house.
Damaris
Take me through there.
Rory
Take me through there. Take me through there. That's what the Fed's gonna tell that nigga. Take me through there. We rolling.
Damaris
We've been rolling.
Mall
We've been rolling.
Rory
Oh, you know? Yeah, that's exactly. The Fed's gonna take me through there. LeBron gonna drive the bus. Take me through. LeBron ain't going to jail. I can tell you. He letting all. You going to jail for LeBron, dude.
Mall
No way.
Rory
Yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know about that. You know about that peach.
Mall
But gambling at LeBron's crib doesn't mean LeBron like, all right, if you want to get him for poker at his crib, whatever. I don't think Braun was involved on, like, changing the games, bro. I. I just don't.
Rory
He just passed Damon Jones the ball and hit the game winner. You think there wasn't a bet on that game?
Mall
So you think that cleared Damon's debt to. To Gilbert?
Rory
I don't know what it cleared. I'm just saying one person was already arrested. The second person was arrested today, overtime in the playoff.
Mall
No, LeBron is, I believe, more the strategy that that they used to accuse LeBron of. You're not like MJ or Kobe because you do pass the ball when, like, you should have the ball at the end of the game. Like, you're supposed to be a goat. You're pussy for passing everybody. I believe that more than he. He would do that LeBron cares way too much about his legacy and being compared to fucking MJ and Kobe. He fucking.
Rory
You just called MJ a degenerate gambler.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
You don't think that he wants to gamble better than Jordan?
Damaris
Yo. All right, that's a lie. All right, mama.
Rory
How much did Mike lose it? I'm losing more.
Mall
You know, it'd be funny if there was a site that right before LeBron's decision, when he was leaving Cleveland and they just had the over under, that's how he decided it wasn't. It wasn't Dwayne.
Rory
That would be crazy.
Mall
It was like, you know what? I'm gonna go to south beach, yo.
Rory
That would be. See, Nah, don't you gonna get. Wait.
Mall
But first, you don't think on the illegal side, there was not bets before that. Yeah, of course.
Rory
Absolutely. Absolutely. There was bets on where LeBron was going. Yeah, one million. We all. We all watched that shit like it was game seven of the finals.
Mall
I should. For all we know, there may have been something in Vegas that said, yo, the over under on Michael Jordan retiring to play baseball is the craziest spread of all time. And Mike was like, I'll take it. Put a dollar down.
Rory
No worrying now.
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Mall
Just picturing Michael Jordan in AAA baseball trying to fix a game is hilarious to me.
Rory
You don't have to try.
Mall
Yo, throwing a game and you playing AAA ball because he missed a lot of catches.
Rory
Jesus Christ. Yo, what up, Rory? Mall this is D from Jersey. I think you guys remember what I do for work. So I have a quick story question. I had a call. Somebody called, report a burglary. Somebody's wife called to report a burglary. She says there, oh, you know, our bathroom windows forced out. And I see footsteps, you know, running away from the house. My husband says he didn't know anybody was in the house, you know, reporting a burglary. We get there, we're speaking to the husband. Husband pulls me to the side. He's like, hey, man, I need you guys to help me out. I'm like, hold up. All right, what's going on? I'm like, yo, just tell me what's up? Like, what's going on? Essentially, he had somebody over that wasn't supposed to be there. Wife comes home a little early, girl hops out the window. And he just pretended like somebody broke into the house. Needless to say, we got the fuck out of there. I gave him a whole talk about he's wasting tax dollars. X, Y, and Z. But my question is, what's the craziest lie that you guys have tried to get off? Whether it's convolutin, whether you got other people involved. X, Y, and Z. If you can share without blowing your own shit up.
Mall
Appreciate you guys.
Rory
Keep going. Thank you, man. Appreciate that. He's obviously a police officer. The craziest lie, I think.
Mall
I think I told the story a long time ago and we all joked about it. I had fallen asleep with my phone on my chest. This was actually years and years and years and years ago. And I might have been more than seven, honestly. It might have been before we was popping or right around the time we started.
Damaris
I know what story you about to tell, and. Yeah, you. Yeah, go ahead.
Mall
Fell asleep just waiting for the Uber, and she went right through my phone while we was waiting for that shit. And in my days of waking up, I said, my man aunt used my phone. He was texting a girl.
Damaris
Worst lie ever.
Mall
Getting woken up out your sleep going, yo, what the is? And I know. I didn't even know how. How long I was asleep. She must have canceled the Uber while she was going through my. My phone. Cuz I woke up, like, delirious.
Rory
Yeah, but that's. That's just a bad lie.
Mall
That's not. I know.
Rory
Like, that lie is crazy. Like, he had to get his side chick out the crib, broke the window, had to call the police and make it seem like somebody burglarized his home. Like.
Damaris
Like what?
Rory
She.
Damaris
She ain't even ain't Nothing missing. Like what? Other than a nut, nothing's missing.
Rory
Yeah, like that's. Calling the police to get involved in a lie is crazy. Like, you actually call the police to the house to try to, like, seal your lie. Now they gonna investigate. Now they gonna go look at what happens when they go look at the ring camera and see Shorty hopping her fat ass out the window.
Damaris
Yo, why she gotta be fat?
Rory
She broke the window. I don't know. She ain't the slim girl. Like, what happens then? Now you all the way caught and your wife got the. She gonna see the footage.
Mall
Nah, but what if Shorty is 10 toes and holds it down in court and just takes the charge like, nah, I did that.
Damaris
That's crazy.
Rory
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about it. I don't know if I have. I mean, I think we all lied on. Said one of our relatives died or some shit like that, but I do it with relatives that actually died.
Mall
Like, they've been dead.
Rory
Yeah, I'll say. Like, yo, my uncle died.
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Mall
Die.
Rory
One of my uncles really died.
Damaris
Yo, I. Bro, my homegirl caught this and he like, yeah, I gotta, you know, I'm saying I gotta cancel our date. Like, my grandma. My grandma died, man. Grandma been dead for seven years, bro.
Rory
Yeah, I've done that. I think, I think. I think most. Most guys have done that.
Mall
Killed off their grandparents. Yeah, probably.
Rory
Yeah, probably. But I've never done.
Mall
But to get out of a date. Like, I could find a better excuse than killing my. Like, killing your grandparents is reserved for like some last minute.
Rory
Yeah, that's like.
Mall
You're scrambling.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, that's like a hail Mary.
Mall
But I've even seen people kill off their parents before. And their parents.
Rory
I'm not lying that both my parents is live. Held in.
Mall
No, they alive and they was.
Rory
I don't like that much. Shorty, I'll tell you straight up. Yeah, I'm cheating. I'm not gonna blame you. My mom's dog. Get the out of here.
Damaris
That's crazy.
Rory
You. I'm cheating out of here.
Mall
I've heard people say they. They had cancer before and they was healthy.
Rory
No, that's why that's crazy.
Damaris
See all of that?
Rory
Yeah, that's. It's not that. It' that serious. No, like cancer. Like you. Now you bugging, bro.
Mall
At that point. Hey, I don't want to go on the date.
Rory
Yeah, it's much easier to just be like, yo, you know what? I ain't really feeling. You like That I don't want to go out tonight. Like, you know how you have to do it. Yeah.
Mall
Or do it like a regular person. Like, hey, I'm going through a lot right now. It's probably not the right time.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Like, get that off.
Rory
Yeah. Now, you could just say I'm depressed.
Mall
Yeah. And they'll. They'll accept that at this point.
Rory
Yeah. Depression question that depressed is like, you get a sick day for being depressed.
Damaris
Yeah. I think the worst lie I ever told is I had. I had a hickey on my neck, and I was still living with my parents at the time, and my mother called my father and was like, damaris has a hickey on her neck. And I think I told my dad. I told my dad I got hit with a snowball, and it turned my neck red. I said, dad, you know, I'm like, I'm light.
Rory
Daddy got hit with a snowball. And it was June.
Damaris
No, it was.
Mall
It was Syracuse, though.
Rory
Syracuse, though. It could snow any day. Yeah.
Damaris
No, I was like, yo. I was like, I got hit with a snowball. I had missed first. My teacher is the one that called and told them that I came to school. I missed first block. I came to school with a hickey my senior year.
Rory
But where was the hickey at? You couldn't hide the hickey.
Damaris
Like, I can't. I was late to school, so I didn't even know it was there. But when I walked in the class, my homegirl was like, you got a hickey on your neck? And a teacher heard, oh, snitching ass bitch, Call my mom.
Rory
Yo, the fact that hickeys was, like, such a thing. Like, that was such a. And it's so stupid. Like, when you think about it, it's like, bro, what is the big deal about a hickey? Like, that shit is so, like, okay. He was making out with your boyfriend. Like, all right. Yeah, they still give hickeys.
Damaris
Somebody give me a hickey at this big ass.
Mall
I was about to say, getting it like, a hickey at 35. I feel really. No, no.
Rory
I'm not saying there's a dope. I'm saying, like, high school kids are definitely still giving me time.
Damaris
Oh, no. For sure.
Mall
Yeah. Because, like, you didn't have, like, many moves.
Rory
Yeah, that was. That was. Yeah, he was a hickey. Met you if you had a hickey was like, yo, this just got some pussy. Like, that was. That's what a hickey was. A hickey was like, yo, I just had sex.
Mall
But, I mean, I should. After I Got my first hickey. And, Peach, I'm sure you can attest to this, too. It. It looks like I was, like, really assaulted. So anytime, like, I got used to just, like, pulling chicks away. When they would even try to start that move, I'm like, nope, I'm not going into school looking like a victim.
Rory
Yeah.
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Damaris
Like, they hurt.
Rory
I was never a fan of the hickey thing.
Mall
Thing.
Rory
Like, the hickey thing was never. Like, that was never my. Yeah, it relaxed sucking on my neck like that. Like, I don't like that.
Damaris
You gotta be there for a while to make a mark.
Rory
Like, let's just move now. My neck stink. Smell like your saliva and all that. Once. You know, once the saliva drop. Now it's not like your mouth, like, get out of here.
Mall
And we in high school going through puberty. You got a salty neck.
Damaris
Oh, next. Be so salty. Teenage boys next.
Mall
Something about. Well, I wasn't a teenage boy. That was. I was putting my mouth on, but I wasn't agreeing with what you. Oh, my teenage girls. Wait. I was a teenage. I was a teenage boy kissing a teenage girl. And because of puberty, sometimes her neck was a little salty.
Rory
Oh, if y' all put. You know, y' all used to put that body spray on that tastes like rubbing alcohol. That tastes like. Like you lick the doorknob. Terrible. Why am I looking? Why am I tasting all of these things? All my senses going off. I'm trying to figure out what she wearing. Like. Yeah, no, I don't have no crazy lies, though. Like, little. I gotta. My cousin got arrested. You know, regular, basic.
Mall
Yeah, that if.
Rory
Like, keep recycling the ones that work. Like.
Mall
Yeah. And you gotta have a lot of cousins that you could probably find one that got arrested that day anyways.
Rory
Yeah, that's.
Mall
That's, like.
Rory
That's easy. My cousin got arrested. I call you back. Don't call her back. Call back two days later. Yo, they trying to send him up. No, off, you know, you gotta give her the update. Yo, he looking at 5 to 10. That in the house playing Halo, man.
Mall
Yo, I know they say not only. Not only people that got arrested do the bid, but the family does.
Rory
Yeah. You know, we got to do the bed with them. We can't let them go through the system.
Mall
We gotta do the bed with them.
Rory
We can't lose it. We can't lose them to the system. You know, that. That. We can't just let him go. Like, so I got to prepare for this, man. You know, you on the one going.
Mall
Right to Rikers to make sure he get. You know, they get lost in the tunes.
Damaris
Y' all never been out doing some you ain't got no business doing. And you get a phone call, and you gotta hop in the nearest, like, car, taxi, whatever, to get to where you supposed to. Like, you get a FaceTime call, and you not. The background ain't what the background's supposed to be, and you gotta go hop in a car and get where you supposed to be and get in the bed fully clothed and, like, wake up up.
Rory
No, no, I ain't never had to do that if I'm caught out there like that.
Mall
You're an athlete.
Rory
Yeah. Like, if I'm caught out there, like.
Mall
How long do they sounds even ringing?
Rory
Yeah, if I'm not the same call.
Damaris
But, like, yeah, you gotta call back. Like, you just call me. Wake that one. You gotta take one makeup wipe, do one swipe, get in the bed, mess your hair up, be under the covers. Like, you just called me out asleep.
Mall
I don't think I'm that good of an actor to. To put on, like, the I just woke up voice in that moment.
Rory
I don't know, man. I'm just. When you've been a side dude, like, multiple times, it's hard for girls to lie to you. It's like, yo, I done heard. I done seen it all. So when girls just. Nah, you know, I did, yo, I feel it.
Damaris
But women really do fall asleep, Ma. Like, that's.
Rory
We all fall asleep eventually. Amara fell asleep at 6am we all fall asleep eventually. What I'm saying is sometimes when y' all say y' all fell asleep.
Damaris
But you can't but see more.
Rory
That's where I was in Pergola.
Damaris
That's.
Mall
I told you, man, once once a chick showed me.
Rory
And then you went across the street to the Ritz, call to me.
Damaris
Hey, hey, hey, chill, buddy, chill.
Rory
We don't talk about that.
Mall
Chill, buddy.
Rory
That relay. We don't talk about that relay happening in Manhattan enough.
Mall
I didn't. I didn't know he was on our Gilbert and was snitching right now.
Rory
The Cavs was just here last night. The Cavs was just here last night. I didn't even know, you know, the Cavs was in town last night. Rory. NBA season is back pagola back lit. It ain't no hookah in Manhattan, yo.
Mall
When they put that Ritz right across the street from Pergola, I was like.
Rory
This is what's happening.
Mall
This is crazy. Relax.
Rory
We know what's the little Rooftop. Rooftop restaurant at the Ritz that everybody like going to.
Damaris
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
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Rory
I know that relay. I know them backdrops. When I see the view I got.
Mall
And then you look at the schedule.
Rory
Yeah, I'm like.
Mall
And then you look at the schedule.
Rory
Backdrop, view, Ritz, carton, rooftop.
Mall
Should have been on.
Rory
Her game just ended. It's like 11:45, you at the Ritz.
Mall
She's not with the girls, man.
Rory
Oh, no, no.
Mall
They're not allowed to, like, real talk.
Rory
Yeah. With the girls.
Mall
Yeah. I didn't even know.
Rory
Who paying. Cause none of you have stayed at the. You live in Harlem, man. Girl, you live in Harlem. Why you stayed at the Ritz tonight?
Mall
They went to have cute drinks.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
You know.
Damaris
You know, the rich nomad. Like, they give you your little entry champagne when you come in. Like, it's nice. It's a nice little stayc.
Mall
You know, her homegirl dragged her there. She didn't even want to go.
Damaris
I didn't even want to go to that.
Mall
She didn't want to go.
Rory
She wanted. She was in the bed. Yeah, she was in the bed. Cut this shit, yo.
Damaris
I posted that view one time. Niggas just started laughing underneath my. I said, you know what? I'm just. Delete this.
Rory
Because it's like, what you doing? What are you doing? We know. Listen, man. We don't talk about it, but we know Pergola, she don't answer her phone after she leave. Pergola, she fell asleep.
Damaris
I've fallen asleep after Pergola, though.
Rory
I'm sure you have in the car.
Damaris
On the way home.
Mall
You know, the lamb chops, they put you right to sleep.
Rory
Makes you very tired. The lobster pasta, that's more forward was wearing your bitch out.
Mall
That's crazy. And then you ever. You ever meet a chick that, like, you know, you don't go outside anymore. I don't go outside anymore. So when chicks meet you, sometimes they're only aware of the person that they're meeting right now.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
And just maybe assume that you've been this. This way your whole life.
Rory
Like, I ran all them plays.
Mall
I've been.
Rory
I ran all them plays.
Mall
I've been to all the places that you now just.
Rory
Yeah. You ain't gotta lie. Have fun.
Mall
Do your thing.
Rory
That's what I'm saying. Lying is just like, stop, man. Cause we know the.
Mall
You taking the bathroom selfies at the. I know that restaurant. I know the floor tiles.
Rory
I know who's been.
Mall
I've been doing this for 20 years. I know.
Damaris
The bathroom, the bathroom, the bathroom. Room selfies at Saint now when you see her yo is gone, let her go.
Mall
And she think just because you. You don't go outside. Like, she just think you're just a homebody.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
I've been running. They just changed the name of these clubs. They the same club?
Rory
It's the same exact club.
Mall
I know where you at.
Rory
Still work there. Same backdrop. We get it.
Mall
Well, this was fun. I think I'm gonna just try to figure out how we can start the first underground podcast gambling ring. Start betting on ourselves.
Rory
Bet on ourselves.
Mall
Yeah. I might throw a few pods.
Rory
How are you gonna do that?
Mall
I didn't think of three.
Rory
I'll plug your mic. What are you talking about?
Mall
Oh, you think I'm going on the Rock the Bells cruise? No, I'm. I bet on myself to miss a week.
Rory
Oh, I bet on myself.
Mall
Yo, the over under of Rory missing an episode.
Damaris
The over under Rory saying a word wrong. The over under Rory saying, yeah, y'.
Rory
All didn't know I actually something might be fun. Let's. Let's have the. Let's have the listeners and the viewers make up.
Mall
Yeah. Matter of fact, this would be fun with. With the Patreon community, Twitter community, Reddit community. Like, let's all try to figure out the. The podcast gambling stuff.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
And we'll bet like jelly beans. And it don't got to be money.
Rory
Nobody's gonna lose their home. We don't want to do that.
Damaris
Man. If you into that serious betting, hit my line. Them betting bullshit. Put the house up.
Rory
All right. You can't spend the night here, Damaris. When you lose your apartment, don't come sleeping in here.
Damaris
No, I'm going to your house.
Rory
Nah, shit, that ain't happening. That ain't happening.
Mall
I'll start throwing Terry passes on this podcast.
Rory
Yeah, fuck that. Well, have fun on Rock the Bells, man. Tell Locks. Tell the guys. The Locks. Smith and Wesson. Everybody salute. Peace and love. Appreciate everything that they've done for hip hop continue to do.
Mall
I'm very excited to jet ski with real hip hop.
Rory
Have fun. Don't be too much of a nerd when you see DJ Jazzy Jeff. I know you can't wait to used.
Mall
To live with his son.
Rory
I know that's. Don't become too much of a nerd, but have fun, though, man, and call in, check in on us and. You know what I mean? Have a good time.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
All right, we'll talk to y' all soon be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Rory's on a cruise. No Warrior. Now get ready to power up your play with Nintendo Switch 2. Power up the visuals with 4K support.
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Is an iHeart podcast.
Release Date: October 24, 2025
Hosts: Rory, Mal (MAL), Damaris
This lively episode of New Rory & MAL weaves through the hosts’ signature blend of personal banter, hot takes, and uncensored humor—with an emphasis on the current NBA gambling scandal, personal anecdotes, and playful speculation on sports, music festivals, and relationships. From clowning on failed late-night hook-ups to pondering if Michael Jordan's new NBA coverage is AI-generated, the crew delivers both hilarity and insight, making for an engaging listen for sports fans and pop culture enthusiasts alike.
The "Pickle Tickle" Story:
Early on, Rory and Mal riff about Damaris refusing to let "Peach" upstairs after a late-night drop-off. She "dubbed" him despite the romantic gesture.
Pre-Recording Rituals and Vibes:
Jokes about coming in happy (“like, Maddox, like, happy to be here”) and trying to “get the morale going up.”
Rock the Bells Hip-Hop Cruise:
MAL is set to attend, marking his first cruise experience—a “hip-hop cruise” featuring acts like The LOX, The Brat, Juvenile, Lupe Fiasco, and Jazzy Jeff.
Other Festival Chat:
Damaris is heading to Atlanta’s ONE Music Fest (Future, Jasmine Sullivan, Kehlani, Mary J. Blige, etc.), and the crew discusses which festivals have the best R&B/hip-hop lineups.
[Main Segment — 17:00–31:34]
Breaking News:
Hosts react live to news of NBA figures (Chauncey Billups, Damon Jones, Terry Rozier) being arrested for illegal gambling and sports rigging, reflecting on Gilbert Arenas’ public comments about cooperating with authorities.
Broader Implications:
Discussion of inside information, point shaving, and integrating mafia connections with game outcomes.
NBC’s Jordan Halftime Segments:
Rory speculates if Michael Jordan’s new NBA broadcasts are actually AI-generated.
Gambling and the Hall of Fame:
Separation between players betting on themselves versus against, with the classic Pete Rose argument revisited:
On NBA Scandal:
On Cruises & Aunties:
On Michael Jordan:
On Post-Hookup:
Raw, funny, irreverent, and candid as always—New Rory & MAL take a “barbershop talk” tone, not shying away from roasting each other or current headlines, while weaving in their POV as hip-hop fans and sports heads.
Even without insider basketball knowledge, this episode is wildly entertaining—balancing current events with personal storytelling and conversational mischief. Whether you care about NBA investigations or just want to laugh at tales of late-night escapades, “Over/Under” offers a relatable peek at friendship, sports fandom, and the chaos of modern life.