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Damaris
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Damaris
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Baby D
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You don't give up. You stand your ground.
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Rory
Yo, I understand that the vacation girlies don't have a job or I mean their job is vacationing. Do the workout girlies have jobs?
Baby D
Yeah, the workout girlies are the new. Like those are the, those are the girls. You want the girls that are disciplined enough to get up at 6 in the morning.
Rory
Oh, I think it's great.
Baby D
And I go work out, come back, shower, maybe give you a little, you know, a little handy or something, get dressed, go to work or go to school.
Rory
Like I want a handy post workout.
Baby D
Why?
Rory
I, I don't, you know, depending on if it was, you know, chest and arms that day, our hands may be a little shaky. You know, sometimes you work out a little too much.
Baby D
You want the hands to be shaking.
Rory
The vibration, the vibrator candy.
Baby D
I say turning on the vibrator right there. You want the hands to be shaking.
Rory
That's the male vibrator.
Baby D
Yeah. I love the workout girlies, man.
Rory
No, I love them too. It's just, I like my feed. It's like 3pm on a Tuesday and they're just all working out. Is anyone going to work?
Baby D
Yeah, but I mean, you know the fitness girls, they. They get to a bag though.
Rory
Oh, for sure. I'm not saying the ones that are, I understand the influencer ones. Like I get that. And some of them are trainers too.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
So about just Like a girl that just goes to the gym every day and all day.
Baby D
I respect that. Shout out to all the gym girlies, man. We see y'.
Rory
All.
Baby D
Don't be. Don't be too intimidated by the bbl. Girlies that didn't go to the gym after they recovered from the wellness spa. And then four weeks later, once they get the stitches out, they start acting. They was in the gym for four months for sure.
Rory
And then we always tease about the.
Baby D
Girls on the table for two hours.
Damaris
It's gonna be me. Don't worry about it. I can't wait.
Baby D
You getting a bbl.
Damaris
I don't need the ass. I just want the lipo.
Baby D
What you getting? Like the 360. What they call it? The 360 lipo.
Damaris
360. Yeah, because you can't just get the fat sucked out your stomach and then your arm. Still big. Like, I don't.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, you can't. Like, you know what I mean?
Damaris
You got to get it all over.
Rory
It's got to be pork.
Baby D
It got to be right. Got to look like you're doing some type of weightlifting for sure.
Rory
Yeah. Would you be intimidated by, like, a girl that can maybe, like, bench press you?
Baby D
Like, she want me to lay down and, like, like, actually bent over.
Rory
She could curl you.
Baby D
Like, bench press, like, curl me? Like, she. Like, she's holding more like she grabbed my. My shorts and my shirt and like.
Rory
You'Re a new wife.
Baby D
Like, I'm not dating no girl that can curl me. I'm not doing that. It's just not.
Rory
But why not?
Baby D
I'm not.
Rory
She's healthy.
Baby D
No, no, you can be healthy.
Rory
Don't be around to support your family for a while.
Baby D
You can curl 200. That's crazy. A girl that can curl 200.
Rory
Curl 200, period.
Baby D
A girl that can curl 200 is a. That's not for me. I'm sorry.
Rory
No.
Baby D
Nah, she's not for me. Maybe go get with, you know, maybe. What's the guy that plays for the Knicks? What's his name?
Damaris
Jockic.
Baby D
You think Jokic plays for the Knicks?
Damaris
I don't know who the fuck. Just.
Baby D
Just sit this one out, baby.
Rory
I got you.
Baby D
Jockic is. Jockic is something else. That's when you put on somebody else's, like, jockstrap, and it's like, it wasn't yours. That's Jockic. Jokic is the unanimous league mvp, though. Jokic got it.
Damaris
Well, I was saying. I wanted to say his name before you said Nicks, too. Be fair. Before you said Nicks. I want to say his name. I know he doesn't play for the Nick.
Rory
Yeah, that's because the wuang didn't recruit him yet. Yeah.
Baby D
You believe that? You believe. You believe the Wu Tang Clan?
Rory
Do we want to get into that? That literally just broke. Right before we were going to record, I saw a video of Method Man. Apologies. I'm not sure which platform he was on, but he was explaining that at one time in 2019, Wu Tang got together to shoot a video, a recruitment video to get KD to come to the. To the Knicks. And then the footage resurfaced maybe an hour ago.
Baby D
Listen, man, are they saying KD's name in it? Is it like.
Rory
Oh, it's like, yo, Kevin. Yeah, Yeah. I think they say his middle name at some point. They're wearing 35 jerseys.
Baby D
So this never came out?
Rory
No.
Baby D
Do we think KD knew about it? He saw it, and it just never came out.
Rory
The rumor is Dolan put this whole thing together, and, like, in a meeting.
Baby D
Stop right there.
Rory
He played it.
Baby D
Dolan did not get in touch with the Wu Tang Clan. First of all, let's stop.
Rory
First of all, Logic got all nine members of Wu Tang together on a song. Anything is possible.
Baby D
That is true. Dolan, however, did not get Ghostface to show up and shoot something for Kevin.
Rory
I just think. I think Dolan would have the money to do it. I just think he's too cheap to do it. But according, I think it was the Method Man.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Dolan put this together, and in a meeting, he played it for Katie, which KD texted Rich and said, looks like we're going to Brooklyn.
Baby D
Okay, is that a real story?
Rory
This is the rumor that. That.
Damaris
Don't.
Rory
This is a real video, and they're just. All the raps are about trying to get KD to come here. So I don't know if someone on Dawn's staff did it, but sure, okay, sure. I can imagine Dolan being in that meeting, like, hey, we got a. You know, a local band to put together a song for you. Well, let's play local, guys.
Damaris
I think we can probably play it without getting demonetized. So let's play it.
Rory
Dolan owns it. We'll get the whole show shut down.
Baby D
Kevin Knox, Mitchell Robinson, the Beast Smith Jr. Nica Bacchus we the east all we need Method man got a 101k fresh pair Designers on the feet stepping in the garden in that blowing orange no retreat what?
Richard Sherman
Surrender?
Baby D
You put a 41. I mean, there's lots of reasons you should.
Rory
What's so annoying is it's so. It's going to be amazing. I just don't think they should use their powers for this. Like, they could have used these bars.
Baby D
N. I get why Katie went to Houston.
Rory
And stopped in Brooklyn just on his way.
Baby D
So this is before he signed with the Nets?
Rory
Yeah, this is like 2019.
Baby D
Wait, KD saw this and went to Brooklyn? KD, that's fucked up, bro.
Damaris
That's mad up.
Baby D
You can't see this and then go to Brooklyn.
Rory
Yeah. How many people, like, really get the Wu Tang together? And then. And then they just had Katie.
Baby D
Oh, no. There's no way Katie saw that and signed with the Nets.
Rory
Cause the last time Kiss even wanted to rap with basketball was the Iverson commercial, which was iconic.
Baby D
Damn, Katie. That's fucked up, man.
Rory
Listen, man, you know I love rza. I think he's one of the greatest. I don't think it was so much the Ghost ray in Meth versus or ODB's son. I think once. Once they closed out with. With the RZA verse, I think KD had made his decision.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
He may have been halfway to downtown Brooklyn before RZA got to his eighth bar.
Baby D
I want you to come.
Rory
That's how. That's how he intros the. The verse. Like, yo, you gotta come.
Baby D
I want you to come.
Rory
But he like, emphasizes Nicks wants.
Baby D
You come through, baby. Make a move. Make a solid move, man. We want you to come and join.
Rory
The New York Knicks. Show you what it is.
Baby D
Like I said, we gonna build you a ghost. Yeah, I think that was the ball with Katie was like, you know, I'm gonna cross that bridge. I'm gonna go to Brooklyn, man. Yeah, they are saying. They are saying there's rumors that Katie does want to come to the Knicks now.
Rory
So does LeBron.
Baby D
That's hurt every rumor, but that's perfect Knicks story, though. The Knicks always get somebody either before they become a superstar or when they're on their way out, on their way to retirement. So that makes sense for the Knicks. We never get a superstar while they're. Although I do feel like Jalen Brunton is a superstar. But we never get a superstar when they're in their prime. The Knicks don't do that.
Rory
Do you think we'll.
Baby D
We'll.
Rory
We'll clear the bench and get the brick freak.
Baby D
Was Mello in his prom? I guess Mellow was in his prom too, right?
Rory
Yeah, Mellow was in and style. Miami was coming off injuries, but yeah.
Baby D
I'm talking about but they never just.
Rory
Got a proper year. The two of them together fully.
Richard Sherman
Yeah.
Rory
Because of injuries, but I don't know. That's so funny, though, that, like, they scrapped this. I feel like Wu Tang really, like, one seat in the sign was like, yo, just bury that. We, like. Like, if he ended up coming, I could see this being like the intro video to game one when KD comes through the tunnel. Like, that would be iconic if they perform live. But if you do all this and then he goes to New York, just not that. Yeah, bury that footage.
Baby D
The Knicks fans are funny. Remember when Mello, his first game as a Knick in the Garden?
Rory
I do.
Baby D
Of course. All of a sudden, he was like, he grew up in Brooklyn. He lived in Manhattan. He lived in Harlem for a few months. I was like, man, that nigga's from Baltimore.
Rory
For five years, there was a. From the top of the Garden to the street level. Welcome home. Mellow.
Baby D
Crazy. The Knicks. Knicks are crazy, man. But I think. I do think we would do it with.
Rory
Jordan went to the Knicks. We do the same thing. He was born there.
Baby D
You can't say, but you can't say, welcome home. Welcome home.
Rory
Michael Jordan.
Baby D
Michael Jordan did not live in Brooklyn, New York. Man. This is just crazy. But I get it, though. But Knicks fans, I don't know, man. I don't know. They want Giannis, they want kd. I don't think either either. All is going to happen.
Rory
I like our squad. We just got to focus.
Baby D
Yeah. You look good. We're back. Sponsored by Boost Mobile. Unlimited talk, text and data. Baby D, how you feeling?
Damaris
I feel really good. How are you?
Baby D
I'm good. I see you over there. Oh, got the updo going today, huh?
Damaris
No, just curls. Curls for the bad girls, you know.
Rory
I love that you've been doing different hairstyles for the last few weeks. They've all looked really, really good. Thank you.
Damaris
You know, I'm trying to try to keep it natural for the natural hair girls. It's a lot of. A lot of pressure on us podcast and women to always have weave in our head.
Baby D
Really made up podcast women to put weaves in your head. Who's doing that?
Damaris
All the people who call us all types of ugly bummy. I get called. They say my hair looks like a grandma because I wear my real hair. Like, we deal with a lot of women that are on camera. We deal with a lot of.
Baby D
Yeah, but that's one or two people. That doesn't count. It's not like a whole. It's not like A whole community that's talking about Damaris's real hair.
Rory
I do feel for the women podcasters, though.
Baby D
More people say you look good. More people say you look good than don't, okay?
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Baby D
They be trying to kill you, Baby D. Okay, Mar.
Damaris
Remember when you guessed my weight? Yeah, they said the mayor's lying. She at least 215.
Baby D
Nah.
Rory
No, his girl could curl you.
Baby D
Who said you was 215?
Damaris
A couple people.
Rory
I said I was lying about my weight.
Baby D
Two people. Like, come on, you know. You know, we just. It's always gonna be one or two in the bunch, you know that. Two. Anybody that thinks you're 215 is just stupid. Nothing about you says 215 pounds.
Damaris
Well, you know how short I am. I look taller on the Internet. I've been told. Like, a guy saw me in real life, he was like, oh, you're petite. Like, everybody thinks I'm taller than I actually am.
Baby D
So everybody thinks you're tall and weigh 215?
Damaris
Yeah. Cause taller people weight is more evenly distributed.
Baby D
So people think you're a shooting guard is what you're telling me. People think you out here setting screens.
Rory
He said, Wu Tang, where you at?
Baby D
People think. People think Baby D setting screens and shit.
Damaris
Like, 15, 2, 5, 3.
Baby D
Yeah, like, Baby D ain't no 215.
Rory
Yeah, but white. White Claw's not cutting any checks, so let's just keep it below.
Damaris
Oh, my bad. I'm sorry.
Baby D
Baby D gonna get somebody some pub that ain't paying, ain't she? She all up here. Put that in a red cup and do something like, they not paying. Get them out of here.
Damaris
And if they pay White Claw, I'm accepting sponsorship.
Rory
So I like White Claw, but I mean, they're not paying now, so. Yeah, there's no code.
Damaris
I'll turn it around.
Rory
With that said, how was everyone's week? I know it's a little repetitive because yesterday's episode we were talking about, all her fault, but I did finish it last night and I did annoy the entire group chat.
Damaris
Oh, my God.
Rory
By commenting in real time when you guys had no idea where I was at in the show.
Baby D
I turned the group chat off at a certain time when I know Rory's watching something that I ain't finished.
Rory
No, he watched it, though.
Baby D
No, I didn't.
Rory
Oh, I thought you were done with all her folks. That's why I was in the last one that hadn't finished.
Baby D
Yeah, I said I didn't finish it yet.
Rory
Oh, I got.
Baby D
I only got Like, I think half of. I got one episode and a half of the episode before the last one.
Rory
Okay, then can we. We will challenge you and our listeners. You have until Tuesday.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
To finish this show because I'm coming in with spoilers and doing a full breakdown of that show come next.
Baby D
Great show.
Rory
It's one of the best.
Baby D
Great show. I'm glad y' all liked it. Did you finish it, baby?
Rory
D?
Damaris
I finished.
Baby D
Did you finish it the first day? Yeah. One day, right? Yeah. Baby. You be in bed rotting, don't you? You just be in the bed just rotting away.
Damaris
I was on the couch, sitting there, laying there. I started that shit at 7am 7am.
Baby D
Starting all her fall at 7am Josh.
Rory
Said he did a. What, 2am to 9am 11 to 4am 2am to 9am I can do the nursing.
Baby D
Shit.
Rory
Yo.
Baby D
What. Who's watching TV from 2:00am to 9:00am Is that Pacific Standard Time? What is that, 2:00am To 9:00am graveyard? Yeah, you can't. You can't watch just one. Yeah, I watched like three in a row. Then I watched like two other ones. And then I think I just, like, had to, you know, was watching other. The games be on at night. Nick's was in the cup, so it was kind, you know.
Rory
Yeah. But then I just get disappointed. Like now I can't go home tonight and watch the show like, it's over. I've seen it.
Baby D
Did you start Landman yet?
Rory
No, it was Landman.
Baby D
Oh, yeah. I think you'll like Landman. Land man is on. It's on prime too.
Rory
Okay, what's. What's the synopsis? It's Billy Bob.
Baby D
There you go.
Rory
Oh, yeah.
Baby D
Billy Bob is in it. Part two, I think, is on his way.
Rory
Okay. Oh, Demi Moore too. I haven't seen. Yeah, I haven't seen them in a minute.
Baby D
It's like Oil Rig, you know? It's like gangsters that own oil and like that, you know, that whole story.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
It's like Breaking Bad with oil.
Rory
Oh, okay. So the United States in the Middle east to cut you. All right, that makes sense. Oh, all right, good. Then I have something to. To watch, actually. I listen to the game and DJ drama, tape movies need.
Baby D
How was that?
Rory
It's really good. Mike and Keys Spaz on that production. The production is incredible. And, you know, Game is always in rapid shape. Yeah. So I was never doubting that Game wouldn't sound great on it. I was just curious what production would be. And yeah, they went. They went nuts. I see why Game picked them and only them to do that whole project.
Baby D
I saw Game sitting down with Shannon Sharp, and he ready to start up his west coast hate again.
Rory
So I guess.
Damaris
All right.
Rory
My.
Baby D
I love. I with Game, though. He don't give a. Game don't give a. He don't give a. About none of y'. All. What y' all got to say who don't like him. He feel like he rap better than all y'.
Damaris
All.
Baby D
He's willing to prove it. He don't care what y' all got to say about him. I with Game, man.
Rory
I think it was. Was it on Chrome Hearts, America's Nightmare, I think was the song the Internet was breaking down. If this was like, Kendrick and Drake disses, and then Game put a post out and said, you guys must be new fans. If I had an issue with somebody, I would actually say it.
Baby D
And that's never had a problem with that.
Rory
When they were breaking those verses down, I was like, that's not a Kendrick dis or a Drake diss. And we know Game. Game would say, fuck Kendrick Lamar, Drake.
Baby D
Yeah, right.
Rory
Just right. It wouldn't need to rhyme.
Baby D
No.
Rory
So, yeah, I thought the fans were reaching there. So I. I was half right and half wrong. He didn't really diss anybody, but he did get on Shannon Sharp and tell everyone, go fuck yourself. I mean, I was half right with my prediction.
Baby D
But I respect that, though, man, because.
Rory
Gang's from that era, though.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
And if y' all want to rap, let's rap. Like, I respect any rapper that want to rap. Like, you know, we get into this weird shit where rappers want to do a whole bunch of other shit and try to monetize this way, that way, which is cool. That's your prerogative. But I respect Game because he still cut from that cloth of, you think you rap better than me, Then let's prove it. Yeah, that's right.
Rory
And despite, you know, the recent years with Drake and Kendrick, it has been a little too Kumbaya lately. Like, basketball turned into AAU shit where all the superstars get together, and at around the same time, rap post game 50 era turned into AAU basketball. To me, it's all Kumbaya shit. I like it because we get good collaborations. But every now and then, you need somebody like Game to say, fuck you. I rap better. Yeah, we need a little bit more of that.
Baby D
I love that. I mean, that's just part of the competitive nature of rap, you know, there's nothing wrong with it. It has been too much. Buddy, buddy. I Call it buddy ball, you know, lately, but I mean, yeah, pause on that. But that's crazy. I just love that Game is, you know, he's still, you know, he's obviously matured a lot. You know, we know Game. He used to be a lot. A lot looser and ready to fly off the handle. But, you know, he's in a different space. But he's still letting it be known that, yo, if y' all want to rap, and I feel like I rap better than whoever it may be, Kendrick or whoever y' all want to ask me about, I'm betting on Game. And you gotta respect that. If nothing else, you gotta respect the fact that Game is still, you know, carrying it like he's better than everybody.
Rory
I was a little disappointed the Game and Ross thing didn't go further music wise. Like, it kind of came and went in like two days. I wish they paused on a few more rounds on that entire thing. I just think people are scared of Game. I know some of the younger listeners are gonna think I'm out of my mind by saying that, but if you've known game since 2002, game is different and has proved that he's different. I think rappers know about Game. Some fans may not.
Baby D
You gotta be careful.
Rory
I think people are scared of Game cause they know Game. There will be no boundaries. He will never let up. Like, you're now invested in something for the rest of life.
Baby D
That's what I'm ready to say.
Rory
I don't know if you want that problem.
Baby D
He's not letting up. When you ready to be over and done with it and ready to be like, yo, I'm cool. I'm not really trying to go any more rounds. Game got 700 more bars for you. And at that point, rappers are like, all right, man. Like, I'm not gonna take my kid to school.
Rory
Game.
Baby D
Yeah. I'm not gonna just keep rapping and going at other night like it's not happening. So I do understand why people don't want to engage with Game because again, he ain't stopping no time soon.
Rory
Yeah, Game. Did you watch the whole Shannon Sharp interview? Just saw some.
Baby D
I just saw some clips of it.
Rory
He. He told one of my favorite, favorite Game stories again, which I'm glad that hit the Internet again. When Michael Jackson called Game to try to dead the 50 in game beef, which is 1,000% accurate.
Damaris
Wait, really? Oh. Oh, please.
Baby D
Michael Jackson called Game? Yeah.
Rory
And he said, are you guys still at odds?
Baby D
That is what Michael Jackson would have said.
Rory
He said, I Have an idea.
Baby D
At odds. Are you guys at odds?
Rory
I have an idea. We should fix the beef on my album. And then Game hang up because he.
Baby D
Didn'T think it was who called Game. Was it really? Was it confirmed that it was Michael Jackson, though?
Rory
I don't know. This is one of those stories where it was just Game by himself. Like we don't have.
Baby D
Oh, okay. Yes. This is a Game story.
Rory
Yeah, it's one of those lone survivor stories. Like we don't. There was no one there to fact check.
Baby D
Yes.
Rory
Game.
Baby D
But I think who was playing on Game.
Rory
Someone did back and I forgot who it was. Maybe it was who, kid. Somebody did say in an interview that Michael Jackson did play game 50. How we do like a thousand times in one day. Like anytime they'd be around Mike, he'd be playing that song. So maybe there is some type of validity to this entire thing.
Baby D
I keep telling y', all, Mike was more with the shits than people think, man. Yeah, don't let that high pitched voice and you know that mystique and that aura fool you. Game was in the car. Did y' all see that footage of Mike when he was in? I think some girl had commented on it. It was at a hotel, I think in London years ago. And they were playing. I don't know if it was Butterflies.
Damaris
Okay.
Baby D
But they was playing some record from Mike and Mike was kind of like peeking over the balcony. He was sitting down looking at everybody and he was grooving to that shit. And I was like, look at Michael. Like, yeah, look at these peasants enjoying my art. But Michael's with the shits. I really wish we would have got a chance to see more of Michael Jackson's personality away from the stage and music video set and things like that. Cause that's a lot of the footage that we got is Mike being a performer and an entertainer.
Rory
You got a little bit in the. This is it, doc.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
More than we were used to.
Baby D
I love the footage with him and Janet when he was writing. I forgot what song that he was writing. And they was at the house. And I love that that footage was like.
Damaris
That's like almost scream when they were right.
Baby D
Yeah, that was.
Damaris
They were actually beefing at that time, though. They weren't speaking.
Rory
Oh, word.
Baby D
Well, they were speaking.
Damaris
They were not good. Yes, but they weren't on good terms.
Baby D
Why? Did they ever say why?
Damaris
I can't remember.
Baby D
I feel like Janet spoke on that somewhere.
Damaris
She did.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
But, yeah, they weren't in the best place. I can't Remember why, though.
Rory
Yep. Okay. Dance. My favorite part of that.
Baby D
No, but they shot scenes together in the video. They got a dancing together in the video?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Maybe they just spliced it together.
Baby D
That's crazy. Yeah, because right over there, I'm like, nah, splice it. I'll dance over here. Just let her dance over there.
Damaris
It said it was. Michael's label allegedly created barriers, filming them separately and keeping them apart, making it competitive and tough, which hurt Janet as she felt she was supporting him, not battling him. Yeah.
Baby D
Oh, man, that's sad.
Rory
Damn. Well, maybe. Maybe Game could have, like, resolved their issues.
Baby D
Like, Game could have pulled about. Are y' all at odds?
Damaris
And also. And also, Michael was dealing with, like, the allegations. That's where that video even came from, the concept of the song came from. So he was just in a very tense place. His label didn't make it any better with his. With Janet, it was just a lot sad, though.
Rory
Favorite part of that doc, is when they're in rehearsals and he turns and stares at the bass player and says, that groove's not funky enough. Yeah.
Baby D
You know what that means?
Rory
It means you're fired.
Baby D
Yeah. That means you will not be here tomorrow. We're gonna find somebody. We're gonna fly them in tonight that has a funky bass. Your bass ain't funky enough, so you gotta get up out of here.
Rory
Do we think that story of Prince trying to run Mike over with his car was real?
Damaris
Probably.
Rory
No, I think it was. Can you Google that? I forgot who told that. The person that told that story was valid. It wasn't like a game story.
Baby D
I think people just wanted to pin those two against each other. I do believe there was some shade between the two, but if Quincy said it. Oh, it's real. It's valid. It's valid. If Quincy said it, it's valid.
Rory
He may have thrown some sauce on it, but I'm sure Prince did speed up.
Damaris
No, for sure.
Baby D
You never saw that footage. Yeah. When Prince was climbing the light pole on stage. I think that's probably the same. Cause that was for a James Brown show, so. Yeah, I think that was the same night. That might have been the same night.
Rory
That's so Michael Jackson, James Brown, and Prince being one area is insane.
Baby D
Incredible. I saw a clip of Sammy Davis. I forgot what it was, but they was honoring Sammy Davis Jr. At some show. And at the end, he walked on stage and hugged everybody. That was a part of the show, bro. The people that he hugged, like, just the legends. I was like, this is fu. The fact that this footage is like we have. This is Michael Jackson, James Brown, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Anita Baker, Quincy Jones, Muhammad Ali, Magic Johnson, Ella Fitzgerald. I was like, yo, what the. And I've never seen that before.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
The fact that you can like now we can pull that up and just look at exactly how many, like, legends we had at one point. Incredible.
Rory
The We Are the World doc. I've watched like three times. That doc is incredible.
Damaris
No worrying now.
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Baby D
I think about traffic every day.
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Rory
Anyways, what else has been going on this week? Do we get right?
Damaris
Y' all been laughing at this, so just get into it.
Rory
Because you couldn't even say it. Our brother in Christ, Mr. Busta Rhymes.
Baby D
Yo. All right, go ahead. Intro, intro. Intro to topic. Go ahead, man.
Rory
It was a TikTok creator, I believe. This was at Art Basel.
Baby D
Yes. This was in front of Liv.
Rory
I believe that wanted to take a. A photo with Busta Rhymes. Who wouldn't? Busta Rhymes is an absolute legend. And he went on to say, thank you, Tracy Morgan, for taking the photo in which Busta reacted to that off, off, off the color remark in a certain way.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Here. All right, I have two views on this. I like what Buster did, because I do think these young kids can't just run around and get away with disrespecting people that have put in so much iconic work. You need to show them some form of respect. With that said, he kind of looks like Tracy Morgan. Listen, man, maybe that kid made an honest mistake and was not trolling.
Baby D
Listen, man, listen, listen, listen, listen. And I get it. Listen.
Rory
A lot of sweater.
Baby D
Listen. A lot of these influences, when you walk up on certain people playing these games.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Of calling them, you know, somebody that they're not. I get it.
Rory
I liked how Busta reacted.
Baby D
I get it.
Rory
I liked it.
Baby D
I get it.
Damaris
But in this case, he probably honestly thought he was Tracy Morgan.
Baby D
Have you seen Tracy Morgan, like, when he leaving, like, a Knicks game? Like when he got his jewelry on and, like, when Tracy's in that bag.
Damaris
Tracy. Tracy in.
Baby D
Yeah. If you never met Busta Rhymes and you seen Tracy Morgan leaving the Knick game, you might think that that's Tracy Morgan standing in front of Liv. Like. But I do think that the dude was playing, you know, playing games. I do think he was doing that.
Rory
And Buster, we know that, you know, is in crazy shape. Sometimes his weight fluctuates like the rest of us. Some months we just chilling. And that belly comes back with that sweater and that specific belly. I want to Shoot this TikTok creator like some type of belly.
Baby D
Listen, man, it's not that. Listen.
Rory
Identical.
Damaris
I'm just saying, a.
Rory
You know, I'd love to kill a white TikTok creator.
Baby D
They could be brothers. They could be. That could be uncles. They could be a lot. They could be related.
Rory
They are drastically different in height, though. Like.
Baby D
But that's what. That's the craziest part. If you never met Busta, though, you don't know that. If you never met Tracy, you don't know how tall they are. People just. Baby D just told us they think she's six 1, 215 pounds. So, I mean, it's the same for Tracy, Morgan and Busta Rhymes. Like, you don't know how tall these people are, but it's not too far off to say that they look alike. They do look alike, but I understand Busta's. Now, do we think Buster was. Do we think Buster was upset because it was disrespectful or because he heard that before?
Rory
I think it was a mixture of both. Cause I will say, sometimes when people make jokes, contrary to people's belief, I actually do have pretty thick skin. And I don't care that much. Sometimes when you say a joke that is really true, I get a little upset.
Baby D
That's when. Yeah, especially if it's a stranger.
Rory
You don't have to say that out loud.
Baby D
Yeah, if it's a stranger. Like, if it's the homies, you're like, all right, they called me that before. Yeah, but if it's some random little white kid with a fucking camera walking up talking about, yo, what's up, Tracy? It's like, all right, fam.
Damaris
That I would have died laughing, I ain't gonna lie. Like, how can you not laugh? That's funny.
Rory
If I was with Busta and I heard that, I'd start laughing for sure.
Baby D
Yeah, 100%. You gotta laugh. It's funny. But I get. I understand Busta's frustration. Like, don't be trying to use me to make content, things like that. I get that part of it.
Rory
That's why I like it. He said, camera's down. Like, he'd be.
Baby D
I totally get that part of it.
Rory
He was stern and respectful in his response.
Damaris
If a white tiktoker walk up the mall and be like, yo, J. Prince, you changed my life. What you gonna say?
Baby D
I'm laughing.
Rory
How does a white ass.
Baby D
You know, I don't give a About that type of yo. You know, I'm not laughing.
Rory
He kept the tick Tocker safe in Houston.
Baby D
Yeah, man. You know me. I laugh at like that. I don't. I don't care about. Like that.
Rory
Well, you know, I watched that and of course, had to make it about myself. I felt, should I have checked that girl on the rock, the bell screws that called you? Ma called me Paul Wall.
Damaris
Oh, yeah.
Baby D
No, no, she gotta laugh at that.
Rory
You gotta laugh. I laughed really hard. That was the funniest thing ever.
Baby D
But I understand Busta, like, because, you know, that kid was trying to create content.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
So I understand that, and I feel like Busta knew that that's what he was trying to do. It wasn't about what he said, it was why he said it. Like, you trying to create this content, this viral moment. So I'm gonna give you a viral moment. I'm gonna talk to you, I'm gonna check you still gonna go viral. You know what I'm saying? It probably went more viral than it would have if Busta would have just laughed at it.
Rory
Wouldn't have went viral at all.
Baby D
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, okay, I'm gonna give you a viral moment, but don't play with me like that. Like, stop. Don't. Don't play with me like that. I'm not one of those people to play with. Understand it? But it was funny, Bus. Like, we love you, but that was funny.
Rory
Well, now I feel like this tiktoker is gonna make it his. His life's work to wait outside the garden for Tracy Morgan.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
You'll bust a bus.
Baby D
I'm bus. I'm back.
Rory
If he. If he wants to double down on his content creation, he gotta get a video.
Baby D
That's what he would have to do. He has to get a video with Tracy Morgan now. He has to. There's no. That has to be his next goal. Stand outside the Garden, wait for Tracy Morgan. Get a video with Tracy Morgan. Cause Tracy, he stopped and take pictures with everybody. So that's sure.
Rory
The fucking mayor of New York.
Baby D
Yeah. And I'm sure Tracy Morgan by now has seen that clip. So.
Rory
But I felt bad for Buster after because then they. Another video resurfaced where I actually felt Bus was a little unfair to one gentleman that was asking him questions. He flipped out on someone else. Like, you could see it was in the same area, had the same fit on, and the kid was showing nothing but love. But Buster, like, he was ready to fight.
Baby D
Yeah, I saw that.
Rory
I felt all right. I understand you. You're upset, but now you've been linked like, you've been drinking a little bit. It's been a long day. It's hot. You're in salmon. Like, I can see how you could be irritable. But that, that kid was showing love. Like, he wasn't even. He wasn't being an.
Baby D
Yeah, but you. You know what it is, A lot of the times people don't understand, man. Like the, you know, celebrities and things like that and they. Out in public spaces, there is a thing of. It's just like now everybody's trying to get these content moments, these viral moments. And it's like sometimes, you know, they just not. You know, there might be real shit going on in Buster's life right now where he ain't for the jokes.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
And he's not for the games. And here you come with your cannon and you trying to create this fucking. This content. And I just don't feel like being a piece of. Not even that.
Rory
You just putting fucking phone in my.
Baby D
Face, like, all right, well, the phone is cool to actually take a picture, you ask.
Rory
I'm saying especially Bus is a thousand times more famous than me. So I know he has phones put in his face. And I do. I know he does.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rory
That shit is kind of fucking annoying. Yeah.
Baby D
But I mean, you know, you gotta expect that. That's part of the gig, I guess. When you a celebrity and you're out in public, you gotta expect that some people are gonna see you, they're gonna want to talk to you, get a video with you. People don't ask for autographs no more. People want. Yeah, they want content with you. They want a video with you. It's not. Don't sign shit. I don't want Busters.
Damaris
Don't sign shit.
Baby D
I don't want Busters autographed. Please get this fucking 20 second clip so I can go viral on TikTok real quick. Like, I don't need your autograph. That's what the game is now.
Rory
That's what's just so funny of, like, that was a thing for so long to prove that you were around somebody, a celebrity, a famous athlete. They had to put their signature on something so you could be like, yo, I really just met Roger Clemens.
Baby D
Prove it here.
Rory
Like, the concept of autographs is fucking wild.
Baby D
It's crazy.
Rory
But then if you think about it, I mean, that is the most authentic thing you can do. It's how we even like our government works. Like how I bought my house. I had to sign it. It wasn't Just the money, I guess the autograph does mean more than anything.
Baby D
It depends, though. Like, if you just getting. Like. I remember my mom, years ago, she was at some dinner, and I forgot who signed, like, the handkerchief that my mom had at her table. I think it was like, it was somebody played for the Knicks as a kid. I was like, oh, shit. Like, that's dope. But as I get older, I was looking at that shit. Like, how do I know that that was really. Like, it's just a. Now, if it's a basketball, if it's a poster, it's like, it's. If I'm getting that signed by the player or, you know, the team. But if it's just like a random. If it's a paper towel with a signature that could. The waiter could have signed that. Yeah, how would I know? And then you have the authenticators that look at the signature like, yep, that's him. How did you get this job?
Rory
First of all, this sounds like the.
Baby D
Plot to Sandlot, but at least it was a baseball. At least that's what I'm saying when it's that. Yeah, it's different. A paper towel. Come on, fam, get that out my face as a kid. I don't want to see.
Rory
Signing a paper towel is crazy.
Baby D
Yeah, you mom. You couldn't find anything else, like, handkerchief. Okay.
Rory
That's why. And I'm not laughing at your mans. But he even brought it up in his diss record. The fact that Drake bought a Pusha T mic off ebay that was signed. Like, duh. Anybody could have signed that microphone.
Baby D
Yeah, but I think they have to go through again.
Rory
They have to authenticate it at that time on ebay. I don't know.
Baby D
Oh, yeah.
Rory
I think at that time you could just do whatever.
Baby D
That was your mic.
Rory
Also. That's such a weird thing to do, too. Like, imagine just having an ebay account. Like, what do I want to sell? You know what? Let me go buy a mic and put a right Pusha T there. And you put Pusha T on while he wasn't solo. It was just the clips.
Baby D
Like, oh, my God. Do y' all have autographs? Like, y' all still have autographs?
Damaris
Yeah, I got Stiles autograph.
Baby D
Stiles was just here.
Damaris
I know. Well, my daddy got it for me on a. A salmon manila envelope.
Baby D
A salmonella envelope.
Rory
Manila.
Baby D
Oh, I'm about to say you should throw that out. Like, you should probably talk.
Damaris
He got me Styles autograph when I was really young.
Rory
Where did he run him? Like, into my Kinko.
Damaris
He ran into him in New York.
Rory
Somewhere and just that's what he had.
Baby D
He was a Locks fan, like, growing up. He was a styles fan.
Damaris
Word upstate. We grew up on, like, that type of music. Jadakiss is like our king. Like, how. How New York City feels about, like, Jay. That's how we feel about Jadakiss.
Baby D
That is so interesting. But why is that, though?
Damaris
I don't know. But Jada always show love to the town, too. Like, he. He used to come and, like, perform like, a lot. Like, Jada always was like that. We. We fuck with Jada. Heav heavy.
Rory
Yeah, the. The Locks definitely hit the circuit of the Northeast. Whereas, like, hov may just do Boston, New York, Philly, dc. I think the Locks was hitting every small city in New York. They was doing. Come on, all of Connecticut is the same way. Connecticut. Jadicus is the God.
Baby D
There's only one autograph I regret not asking for, like, Serena Williams. Yeah, well, that one too. Not Kobe. I regret not asking for Kobe's autograph.
Damaris
I can understand.
Rory
That'd be one of the few. Yeah. That I'd be like, damn, why didn't I do that?
Baby D
But it was like, it was too intimate of. Because y' all know Trevor Arizona, one of my best friends. We. When he. They was playing with the Knicks, they came. Well, no, he's playing with the Lakers, and they came to play the Knicks, and we all went out one night and Cole was.
Rory
Yeah, you can't.
Baby D
Cole was out with us, and it was like, I can't ask Cole. Like, it was too intimate, too personal. It's like, bro, you with Trev. That's my boy. Like, me asking for autograph in that moment would have been crazy.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
But I do regret that I'm still want. Trev got like a jersey, some sneakers sign. I think I'm stealing one from Trev, though.
Rory
Tell us about your night on the town with the goaties outside Swag life we went to.
Baby D
I think it was Mansion or M2.
Rory
Showing your age.
Baby D
Yeah, it was one of those clubs that's no longer there. And it was. The security was crazy. Like, nobody could get in the section.
Rory
What year was this?
Baby D
2010, maybe 2011.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
Something like that. It was right before they won. Which year did Trev won the ring? Was it 09, Trevor? Whatever year they won the ring. It was that the year before that, I think.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
So, yeah, we went to M2. But he was cool, man. Cole was cool. Cole was like one of the guys, bro. But you do recognize the Difference, though. Like, the security measures and all of that shit. It's like nobody's getting in the section. Like, it's just the fellas. Whoever's with him, that's it. You can't bring nobody in here but him. Like, on a personal level, was super cool, down to earth. And that's kind of why I didn't ask for an autograph. Cause it just felt, like, weird. It was like. Like we just finished kicking it, talking all night, laughing. And I'm like, hey, can you sign this?
Rory
Like, and it has to be a napkin, the way your mom did.
Baby D
Like, it would have been a nap. Or I could have pulled the jersey out. I could have folded a jersey and put it in my jean pocket. I definitely would have jersey swapped with Coleman and M2. Just wait for someone to say crew photos.
Rory
You said.
Baby D
You said.
Rory
You take a flip. Yeah, nobody said that. Nobody said that.
Baby D
Nobody said.
Rory
Somebody just said flick.
Baby D
But that's the one person that I regret not asking for photograph.
Rory
Yeah, but that just would have been weird, though. It would have been funny if you had, like, a Gray Goose bottle and was like, codes, like, that's hilarious. But signing, like, a jersey in the club or something would have been super weird.
Baby D
I would have had to wear the jersey and didn't have him signed, which would have been worse. That would have been crazier.
Rory
Going out with Kobe to a club and wearing his jersey.
Baby D
Nasty.
Rory
Gayest thing of all time.
Baby D
Nastiest times.
Rory
That would have been nuts.
Baby D
Great times, though. Shout out to M2. Y' all know. Y' all too young. I don't remember M2. No, I might M2, though.
Rory
Yeah. That was towards the end of the greenhouse.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Area.
Baby D
Okay. Yeah.
Rory
I didn't go often because I was poor and no one knew the. I was. Yeah. I waited on line once or twice.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rory
But not trying. I mean, when I was younger, I think I got a David Cohn autograph.
Baby D
You got a David Cohn?
Rory
David Cohen was in the street.
Damaris
Okay.
Baby D
David Cohen was giving him autographs out. Yeah.
Rory
I probably still have that hat somewhere in storage, which I told Lamar Odom. I have a Clippers Lamar Odom jersey that signed. That might be as far as it goes, though. Yeah. I don't have very many.
Baby D
I got a Lawrence Taylor signed football.
Rory
That's fire.
Baby D
Yeah, I got a Lawrence Taylor signed football. I told you. I got the. My uncle told the fucking AAA players that I had cancer. They all signed my baseball. One of those guys might have went pro. I gotta, like, check. I don't know. I was too young to remember who was on that team. But around I might have a Rod's signature somewhere. Like, I don't know. It's just a bunch of AAA players. But Lawrence Taylor's probably.
Rory
I'm glad you're okay too, by the way.
Baby D
Yes, thank you. Man, it was a rough time of my childhood. Lawrence Taylor's probably the most popular athlete autograph that I have.
Rory
That's fire. And that was like in person or somebody.
Baby D
Somebody was at an event he was at and they had him sign a football for me.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
Yeah, it might be some other players that was on. It was like a few players from the Giants. I think at the time.
Rory
I would want like LT to sign like a baggie or something for me.
Baby D
The baggie with the apple.
Rory
Hello. A little eight ball baggie. Just so not a jersey. I think that'd be more important.
Baby D
Check it first.
Rory
No, I use. I want to use one like a game worn baggie.
Baby D
A game worn baggie. A baggie that's made his way around the town.
Rory
And I want to know what he did that day.
Baby D
Oh, man. Shout out to Lawrence Taylor, man. Greatest NFL defensive player of all time. Oh, for sure.
Rory
But nah, we gotta bring autographs back. I'm gonna start having people sign weird shit.
Baby D
Well, we sign at shows. Yeah.
Rory
Posters and.
Damaris
Y' all ever signed somebody titties before?
Rory
Nah, titty. Not that cool.
Damaris
Titty.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
Really?
Baby D
Yeah, at one of the live shows.
Damaris
Which one?
Baby D
I forgot what city we was in.
Damaris
We had one fan with some big ass titties.
Baby D
Asana cleavage.
Rory
Yeah, you heard Peach.
Baby D
Peace. Know exactly who you talking about, too. Like I remember that.
Rory
He probably keeps in contacts on Patreon DM Ill, if that's even a thing.
Baby D
Yeah, you gotta sign some titties though, baby. Do you never sign no titties?
Damaris
I've never signed a titty.
Baby D
No, never. A girl never asked you to kiss her titties so she could have your. Your lip print on her chest.
Damaris
I said I never signed some titties. I ain't saying nothing.
Baby D
You never say you never kissed no titties, though. You're right, My bad. I'm sorry.
Rory
Baby D. You don't think Baby D is suck titties?
Damaris
Yo, why y' all make it horny?
Baby D
You see what you say, y'? All. I just said kissed. I didn't make nothing horny.
Damaris
He over like he made it like sexual. I'm not sexual assaulting our fans.
Baby D
That's what happened when you get horny. You didn't know that.
Damaris
Really?
Rory
Yeah, everything interesting.
Damaris
Rory, have you eaten with your new teeth yet?
Rory
No, I have not. I haven't even kissed anyone with my new teeth.
Baby D
Yeah, he got new teeth. Ain't even getting no sugar yet.
Rory
They're sensitive. I'm trying to preserve them.
Baby D
Hey, Baby D. I'm again. He got new teeth and ain't getting no sugar. If you don't go back and get your old teeth back, man, what you.
Rory
Got new teeth for, man? I'm born again. I'm a virgin now.
Baby D
Oh, you ain't smacking no sh.
Rory
Nobody. Nobody's kissed his mouth.
Baby D
Come on, man, Nobody's kissed his mouth. Get new teeth. You're supposed to go on a kissing spree. You're supposed to be going crazy, you know, white. Anyway, white boys make out on as soon as they meet somebody.
Rory
I'm a new New year, new me, new Te. God's not done with me.
Baby D
Okay, all right, all right.
Rory
N. I had to get off. You know, all that past trauma.
Baby D
Oh, I know.
Damaris
The old teeth stink.
Baby D
I know. Them old teeth, they still in his mouth. He just has veneers.
Rory
No, memories don't live like teeth do. They had to get them shits out of my mouth.
Baby D
Yo, Getting new veneers and not getting no sugar is crazy. Yeah, like, come on. Maybe eventually you gotta get outside.
Rory
I don't know. I don't know how to. I don't know how to talk to people.
Damaris
That's why they so bright. Ain't no ph hit them yet.
Rory
I know. Acid, yo.
Baby D
Acid. No acid hit your teeth yet. Damaris is stupid.
Rory
Some pussy juice will definitely take some of the shine off, but I've been drinking coffee left and right because I'm trying to make them a little less white, yo. I'm trying to purposely stain my teeth a little bit.
Baby D
Saleh text me the other day. Saleh. He said, yo, did Rory get new teeth? I said, yeah. He said, man, I'm about to send you niggas some apples, yo.
Damaris
Please. Oh, my God.
Baby D
Yo. So if apples show up, Peej, they are from Salehi. Shout out to Saleh.
Rory
What's so funny is when I went to get the veneers, I was waiting in the chair for the dentist to come in. And the first thing he said, there was someone next door that I guess I got in an accident and they needed new teeth. They weren't doing it like the coward way with me used to be on camera. So he said, yeah, man, he just got him. I gave him an apple, and they're working. I said you went out the gate with the apple. That's how confident you were with your work.
Baby D
Damn.
Rory
Just out the gate biting an apple with new teeth.
Baby D
I don't know if I'm that brave. I'm not eating no apple.
Rory
I did a week of soup.
Baby D
I need a few days to kind of trust these things before I get it.
Rory
I'm still getting the hang of them.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
They look good, though, you know? Look good.
Rory
Have you been apple yet? No.
Damaris
What's the hardest thing you bit?
Rory
Bread, probably.
Baby D
What kind of bread? Sour?
Rory
No. You know what? Everything Bagel toasted, maybe.
Baby D
Oh, okay. That's a good test.
Rory
Yeah. Yeah, that's probably. Probably the worst. They're still a little sensitive.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Thanksgiving was actually great because turkey, soft, mashed potatoes. Like, it was all soft.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Ease my win. But listen for Patreon. When the apples get here, We can bob for apples. Just put it. Put a bowl here.
Baby D
We never talked about how nasty that.
Rory
Game was growing up with that. That was the nastiest story behind that.
Baby D
Ever, when you think about it.
Damaris
Saliva the line.
Baby D
We couldn't wait. We like, yo, he can't get no apples. We used to. It's mad. Spit in that pot right now.
Rory
Like, no, that's insane that we did that.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
That's got to be, like, banned, right?
Baby D
Who started bobbing for apples? The origin of bobbing for apples is rooted in ancient European. I knew it.
Rory
Something is racist.
Baby D
I knew it was the European.
Rory
Something asked me racist with it.
Baby D
Rooted in ancient European traditions, particularly Celtic festivals like semen and Roman celebrations for the goddess Pomona.
Damaris
It's not Celtic.
Baby D
It began as a courting or divination ritual often performed by young unmarried people and eventually evolved into the Halloween game played today after being brought to America by Irish immigrants.
Damaris
Yep.
Baby D
Your cousins invented bobbing for apples. It makes sense now.
Rory
That's why I had to get new teeth. My genetics stuff.
Baby D
You gotta get in the game.
Rory
We've been bobbing for apples. We have no good teeth. Jesus.
Damaris
I thought y' all would like bob for potatoes. It' what? Why?
Baby D
Bombing for potatoes is crazy. Like a nigga biting into a potato.
Rory
First of all, too soon. We're still getting over the.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah, you're right. The famine. My bad. I'm sorry.
Rory
Somebody asked me what? They asked, yo, where'd you go? I said I had to do Irish Exit. And then they replied and said, what does that mean? I was like. I told them what it meant, but they go, no. Like, where did it come from? And I Never even knew that. I had to Google it. And it's racist.
Baby D
Irish exit. Yeah.
Rory
It's because we had to get the fuck out of Ireland so quick because of not only the English, but the potato famine. So when you leave somewhere really fast without warning, you call it an Irish exit. I was like, man, that's up.
Baby D
That's crazy. We just be out here saying, running with. Don't even know the origin.
Rory
It was more just like the stereotype of Irish people and drinking. And, like, when you're drunk, you just be like, I'm getting the out of here type of thing.
Damaris
But no, yours is more racist than theirs.
Rory
It has to do with the potato famine.
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Damaris
When I found out that Ring around the Rosie was about to plague.
Rory
Oh, yes. That's just the lyrics. If you do a lyric breakdown, really.
Damaris
Ring around the rosy. Pockets full of posies, flowers because you're dead and you stink when you're dead. Ashes, ashes, they all fall down. That is about the plague, yo.
Rory
Very dark song.
Baby D
Yeah. We just be out here singing as kids and don't even. And look at the adults. Ain't no better. They get us all dressed up to go out there and sing some crazy.
Rory
Hold hands.
Baby D
Ring around the Rosie.
Rory
Wow. Oh, there's alternate verses.
Baby D
Pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down the cows are in the meadow. I never heard this part of it. This is like when the Cops theme song.
Damaris
Wait, there's a whole.
Rory
Bad Boys. Bad boys?
Baby D
Yeah. I don't know past, like, what you're gonna do.
Rory
Oh, there's a verse. I thought it was just a.
Baby D
It's a whole song. It's a song. The cows in the meadow eating buttercups Thunder, lightning, we all jump up. Here's the alternate version.
Damaris
Yo, you so funny.
Rory
The goats are in the meadow.
Baby D
The expanded version. We all fall down. Repeat with different movements. Easiest done without holding hands. That means you can get into your bag. Skip around the Rosie. Hop, fly, crawl, run, tiptoe, gallop. What?
Damaris
This is some new. That's new shit that they added on. That's like. That's the sample.
Baby D
Oh, okay.
Rory
I've never heard the Goats in the Meadow version, though. Yeah, I don't even wanna get into what that means. Cause I'm sure it's fucking nuts. Mal was telling me on his way here. I didn't see this, but apparently there's what, another hundred hours of Diddy footage on the cutting room floor?
Baby D
So Diddy is still doing press. I mean, Diddy 50.
Rory
Diddy is not doing press.
Baby D
No he's doing press.
Rory
He's doing press on the yard.
Baby D
He's doing press like he's doing push ups. No, 50 is still doing press. And you know, obviously with the success of the Reckoning documentary, you know, he's talking about there's more footage. There's 140 hours that he has, and each episode was only maybe an hour. I think there was four episodes. So there's at least 130 something more hours that he hasn't edited or produced. And he's saying that he may put it out on YouTube just to put.
Rory
It out there, like on his 50 Cent Vevo page.
Baby D
I don't know if it'll be on his page, but he just said he doesn't know if he's gonna release it with Netflix or through Netflix. He might just, you know, put it out on YouTube or wherever, some other platform. But the one thing that he said that was interesting is he said, you know, cause you see people out here trying to say, oh, the documentary can paint a narrative. This, that and the third. And his words were, you know, if you see the rest of this footage, there will be no more, you know, kind of like, oh, you know, you can paint this narrative. It's pretty clear cut. You know, the things that are being said in the documentary, the things that he still can't believe. Puff, because he says that a lot like he can't believe Puff actually recorded all of this.
Rory
Yeah, but I mean, so why does 50 not put that. If it's that damning and that crazy, why not put it in the doc?
Baby D
I was just thinking, oh, I don't know why, I don't know why he didn't put it in the doc. Maybe, you know, the stories, maybe he has more people that he would need to interview and have sit down for the documentary to kind of go through those stories that are in there. It could be a number of reasons, but the fact that he has over 100 hours of footage of personal footage and things like that leading up to the case, because the story is Puff felt like he was going to win the case and that this was gonna be footage for his documentary that he would have released the Redemption after the trial was done and things like that. So, you know, the amount of things that he probably was recording, you know, just going off of the fact that he felt like they were gonna win the case.
Rory
Yeah. And this is my footage and these guys aren't gonna put it out. Yeah, all the crazy shit we're gonna take out.
Baby D
Right.
Rory
But I mean, even I did see who I think was the director of what Diddy was trying to do had mentioned that he was on vacation or was out of town and had someone fill in for him. And that's the only footage that made it to the doc because that guy sold it. So maybe that director didn't pay the person to fill in, so he owned the footage and was able to give it away. But maybe all this other footage 50 doesn't have permission to put out, like.
Baby D
Okay, he could have it.
Rory
But the director's like, no, this is my footage. Like, yeah, you got the other shit. Because I had my man's fill in for me for three days and Right. He has that footage now.
Baby D
Right.
Rory
So maybe that could be it. But I mean, I don't know. I feel like 50 is so petty that if it was that crazy, he would have just put the shit in the dock. But who knows? I don't even want to speculate what is on the hundred hours.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
After lil ride telling me what was going on, I don't know if I want to see it visually.
Baby D
I mean, you know, and for 50 to say the footage that's on there is. It leaves no more room for people to kind of say, oh, the narratives are being created. It's false for 50 to say that. I mean, you know, we can only imagine the footage that he's seen and that he has. So we'll have to see if any of that ever sees the light of day. I'm sure that, you know, Diddy's team is gonna do everything they can to make sure that that doesn't happen. But, you know, I don't know. Honestly, I don't even know if I wanted need to see anything else.
Rory
I'm kind of cool.
Baby D
I'm kind of cool. Like, I don't think I need to.
Rory
See if it helps someone get justice on something. Sure. But I mean, I'm kind of. I'm diddied out right now and everybody.
Baby D
Getting mad at, yo, what do you say?
Damaris
I'm diddied out. That sounds crazy. That's a pause.
Baby D
Sorry, sorry. You got new teeth.
Rory
It's okay if you're not diddied out. I think that's a pause. I think what I said was quite the opposite of a pause. If I. If I wanted some more Diddy then.
Baby D
But yeah, I don't, you know, people were mad at 50 because he, you know, he executive produced this documentary and things like that. But, you know, there's so many other documentaries that already exist. Like, there's probably seven documentaries that are out. I seen one called the Fall. Did He Fall? Or something like that. And it was all kind of shit. I'm just like, bro, it's like seven documentaries available on streaming DSPs right now. And nobody was upset or mad about that. But because it's 50 and I think people hold 50 to this street code and this is snitching or this is whatever I'm seeing people say about it. 50 is a TV and film executive. Let's just leave it right there.
Rory
Hello.
Baby D
It's his job to get footage, film, edit, produce, release. Like, this is what he's been doing for years. So we trying to hold 50 to the same standard we was holding him to if he was selling crack. And Queen still. I don't even understand what people are even talking about.
Rory
Everybody in that doc did a deposition, talked with the government already. They were just telling it on camera.
Baby D
Camera, Exactly.
Rory
It's already in the paperwork.
Baby D
It's in the paperwork. It was already.
Rory
We saw all 80 pages of lil Rod's shit already.
Baby D
Yeah. So I don't. I don't understand this whole thing with people being mad at 50 or upset at 50. Listen, he's a. He's a. He's a TV and film executive, man. This is his job. This is what he's been doing for years. And, you know, because it's footage or stories about somebody that we also have, you know, seen and grown up and listened to and supported and things like that, it doesn't make it, you know, inexcusable. It's like, yo, listen, it is what it is. This is the footage. I'm gonna executive produce it and I'm gonna put it out.
Rory
I also don't fully understand snitching rules. I just feel like telling about somebody abusing women isn't snitching. And then there's that part I just don't like. I personally, which I don't matter in that world, but I don't view that as snitching.
Baby D
If it's already public information, how's it.
Rory
Snitching even if it wasn't.
Baby D
Yeah, no, I'm with you. You know, I'm with you on that. Absolutely. That's.
Rory
That's not really my definition of it, but, you know, it is what it is. I'm curious how long 50 is going to drag this, though. I feel like he'll. He'll be quiet for a little bit and then when Puff gets out, he'll get back on. On his.
Baby D
Oh, well, we'll have to wait and see.
Rory
Yeah, I can see. When. When do we think we'll get the. The 50 executive produced series where Joey Badass plays Puff?
Baby D
No, I don't think. I don't think 50 gonna do that.
Rory
I can see it.
Baby D
Nah, he ain't gonna do.
Rory
That would be a series outside of the nasty shit Puff did. That would still also be a series that I would like to see.
Baby D
Just Puff story.
Rory
Yeah. Because even like, I mean, I thought Notorious was. Wasn't a bad movie by. By any means. I felt like it was a little too soon. Like having DJ Enough play himself and still look the same was just like.
Damaris
Notorious was a good movie.
Rory
No, no, it was. I think Gravy did a great job, but I would. A series from Puff's lens and his story, I think would just be an interesting series.
Baby D
No, it definitely like I'm the whole.
Rory
Thing not glorifying the good he did. Also the bad shit he did too, all in one series. Yeah, that would be just as compelling as bmf.
Damaris
No one would. That would have to be an outside thing. Puff wouldn't be able to do that because he wouldn't be able to do the bad he did. Oh, no.
Rory
I wouldn't want puff to.
Damaris
Yeah, but 50 wouldn't be able to do the good he did. Are you seeing what I'm saying? Like, there's a bias either way.
Rory
Puff. Puff. I don't want to see anything from Puff about himself. Even though the Notorious, that he had somewhat of a hand and he made himself look like Morpheus in a Versace shirt, like he was the knower of all things. Like.
Baby D
Yes.
Rory
I don't ever want to see something from Puff's lens executive produced by him. Though it would be funny to see how Puff sees himself when we have the facts right.
Damaris
A therapist would watch that and go to town.
Rory
What do we think Puff does in jail?
Baby D
He living.
Damaris
He talked to people. I think he talks a lot. I think they're probably tired of Puff talking.
Baby D
They have footage of him. I think he was in the classroom. I think he was taking some classes or something like that.
Rory
There was a photo him in the yard with somebody. Was it Fetty he was with? He was with somebody like that. We know. Don't quote me. Oh, he's. Yeah, he's with Sebastian's healthier.
Baby D
Was that confirmed that that was Sebastian? I know Sebastian is locked up right now.
Rory
It looked just. If not, it looked just like Sebastian totem. Okay.
Baby D
I mean, people don't understand jail, especially when you have money and Influence. Jail is not as. I mean, it's jail. So it's jail. It's prison compared to the life that Puff is used to living. It's hell. But you can be comfortable as best as possible. You can get a phone, you can get food. You can get the things that can kind of make life a little easier while you're incarcerated. But. But, I mean, either way, Puff is trying to do everything he can to get the fuck out of there. Yeah.
Rory
It ain't.
Baby D
Even though it's easy and. Well, not easy, but it's comfortable as best it can be, it's still not a place that anybody want to be.
Rory
When I was thinking of people like Puff and Thug, not comparing them as people, but when they were in jail, it was less about them having money or influence, more of them both being alleged drug addicts for so long. That's why I feel like both of them would be losing their fucking mind. Not that you can't get drugs into jail, of course, but not as easy if you're going from doing that amount of drugs every single day to going cold turkey. I mean, shit, we even saw thugs weight. Like, of course you gain weight in jail, but that was a whole thing. Cause you. All right, you're not taking drugs anymore.
Baby D
Yeah, you're getting some sleep. You eating. You're not. You know what I mean? That type of thing. Didn't we just see something where they. A drone was flying over a prison, and it had, like, food, niggas got lamb chops, all kind of shit.
Damaris
Wait, what? Yeah.
Baby D
Y' all didn't see that it was a drone? That the. I forgot what prison it was. It was a couple days ago, and I think they got lamp. It was food and some other shit that they got.
Rory
Was it like one of Bezos? Like, they do a little Amazon prime drone or.
Baby D
Nah, it was somebody who. Probably a drone. It was crab legs, steak, and weed into a South Carolina prison.
Rory
I respect it.
Baby D
Yeah. All somebody gotta do is get close enough to the prison parking lot, get a drone, send the drone up in the air, get that shit over the wall.
Rory
You know what? That would be so much fun as a CO Though, because it was definitely. You're definitely gonna get clear, like, clearance to shoot down any drone. That'd be fun to be a co.
Damaris
So the item drone. The prison officials intercepted a package, and the drone had raw steak, crab legs, obey seasoning, marijuana, and cigarettes.
Baby D
Niggas was about to have a ball in there. They got the whole day, too. They got the pack, niggas man, niggas is pissed off. Steaks, crab legs and wheat, man, somebody mad as a behind that wall.
Rory
Like, God damn bus they did at mdc. Brooklyn was. Was crazy with the guards that arrested. Like, the amount of iPhones and Suboxone and drugs that they brought into MDC was nuts.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
Oh, yeah. If I worked at a prison, I'm.
Rory
Selling, but, like, of course, you know how much they showed up in, like, BMWs? Like, no, we know how much you make. Yeah, like, how you keep showing up in these cars.
Baby D
Some phones you could sell a flip phone.
Rory
No, it's like 5k for a phone.
Baby D
Yeah. You could sell a flip phone for $5,000. A flip phone?
Rory
Yeah. You're gonna pay 5k for a flip phone?
Baby D
Hell yeah. What I need anything to keep in touch with the outside world. I want to see what's going on. IPhone I can still get on the Internet. I could watch videos, listen to music. I can do everything you doing. I'm keeping up with the times. I'm seeing what niggas is wearing, how they talking. I'm looking at girls like porn, all of that shit.
Rory
Listen, if you're in jail with an iPhone and good service, you are living like a lot of people in the free world.
Damaris
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Rory
You're not doing. You're literally not doing much different.
Damaris
Yeah. At all.
Rory
Than a lot of people that literally just sit in their bed or on their couch and just sit on their phone.
Damaris
There's this one prison that goes live every day. Like, so sometimes in the morning, if I get up early enough, like, when I'm on my way to the gym, like, I'll watch, like, the prison live. They be in there smoking, like, talking to us.
Rory
I feel like Baby D might be one of those people that, like, marries us. Like one of those serial killers that she never met.
Damaris
You think I'm a lame? That's what you think I am.
Rory
I wouldn't say lame, but I don't.
Baby D
You're a risk taker.
Rory
You're a nurturer of our incarcerated citizens.
Baby D
You're a risk take, a risk take.
Damaris
I tell you one secret now. I'm a nurse.
Baby D
I'll tell you one secret. And you stretch that like. You know what I told you about that?
Rory
I didn't even equate that to the secret.
Baby D
You just told me about that one summer baby. Did he. He just won't let it go, Right?
Rory
It's crazy what you said. Last episode was even worse.
Baby D
What I said?
Rory
I'm not even gonna repeat it.
Damaris
Thank you thank you. Anyway. Now, I never understood that, like, how you could fall in love. I can understand how you could fall in love through letters. Right, but like, if, like, he's at war, not if he in prison. Like, I don't understand.
Rory
But how would you even know about the guy at war?
Damaris
Well, he. They usually leave and then go to war and then like, right back home.
Rory
No, I'm saying, like, there's.
Baby D
But sometimes you get that letter and he done got killed last night. And you won't know until door.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
You know, they show up at your.
Rory
Door until Tom Hanks and his platoon.
Baby D
Go find the mp, show up at your door with a folded flag and his dog tags.
Damaris
I don't even. We. I want to laugh because you funny, but it's not funny.
Baby D
No, that's how I go.
Damaris
I'm sure some of our listeners has been through that before with the family.
Baby D
Yeah. Hell yeah.
Damaris
I remember when my cousin. When we were like, during the Iraqi War, my cousin was at. And every time the doorbell rang, my grandmother would like, like, freeze.
Baby D
I remember I got mad at my sister when she got deployed to Iraq.
Damaris
Her ass ain't had no business in no Iraq.
Baby D
I was like, you stupid. Why you join this?
Rory
I like when your sister posts her throwback Air Force, right?
Baby D
No, she was in the National Guard.
Rory
National Guard, Yeah. Would she be posting those photos, like, oh, I forgot you was in war.
Baby D
Yeah, she's a. She's.
Damaris
I forgot she was at war.
Baby D
She's a service woman for sure.
Rory
My cousin Evan got shot in the thigh in North Africa during that time. We all just laughed at him. He's fine.
Baby D
Look at family. Yeah, I went over to Africa and got shot for your freedom. I come back and y' all laughing at me at the cookout.
Rory
Like, that's what you get for going to Benghazi.
Baby D
That's your dumbass. What the.
Rory
Would you go?
Baby D
I had to.
Rory
You were going to Temple University. What the is wrong with you?
Baby D
Yo, imagine you going to college, you trying to pay your tuition and.
Rory
No, that's why he did it.
Baby D
To pay for the dudes that be having the table set up on canvas. You not thinking war is ever going to happen. You're like, it. Let me just sign up. I get a job, you know, they pay off my school. I got an income. I could get a house, you know, things like that. And then 911 happens. That's what happened to my sister. That's literally how it happened.
Rory
Oh, she was in the national guard. Then 911 happened. It was like, awesome.
Baby D
She was in the National Guard. She went to college, and then she signed up for the National Guard. Like, I think her second year in school. And then 9, 11 happened, like, almost her second year when she was in the National Guard. And then they got deployed.
Damaris
I would have been tired.
Baby D
I was sick, yo. She had me down there crying and shit, and I'm like. Cause that shit was sad. Like, you go to this fucking school, all of these families there, you looking at your relatives in the middle of the fucking gymnasium, standing there with their equipment on, getting ready to get on a school bus to a fucking A flight to go to Iraq. I'm like, yo, this is crazy. She just wanted to go to school.
Rory
She just wanted to go to school for free.
Baby D
What is this? Like, where are y' all taking my sister right now?
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Iraq?
Baby D
I'm like, what? Like, this is crazy. Just because she wanted to go to school. That is the crazy. That was the craziest shit ever.
Rory
My Cousin went from us drinking Hurricane 40s in his basement in Philly to, like, the next month, North Africa, Afghanistan, and Iraq.
Baby D
Yeah. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. Crazy times, man.
Damaris
You ain't think to, like, join with her, like, as a brother?
Baby D
Hell, no. I was worried about keeping them bloods up off my ass. Iraq. It's a war going on outside. No, man, nobody said Iraq.
Rory
I could get on General in Tremont.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
I ain't got to go to fly to Iraq. I take Iraq. I take this D train to Queens, get it popping. Like.
Rory
It would be funny, though, that, like, saving private mall scenario, because they're twins and, like, they can't be in the same platoon or whatever, and, like, something happened, and they gotta go save Mal.
Damaris
That happened on this Is Us, yo.
Rory
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Damaris
Damn.
Baby D
Another great show.
Damaris
Amazing show.
Baby D
Jesus Christ. That was a great show. Wow.
Damaris
She's my favorite TV mom. Beth Randall's wife, the black woman. She's who I would want to be as a wife, like. Cause she was strict and, like, solid, but she was also funny.
Baby D
Yeah, I fucked with her. I see that for you. I could see that.
Rory
I see that for you.
Baby D
I see that for Baby D. I see that being the type of way.
Rory
Josh is asking if he has a twin bond with his sister.
Baby D
No, we don't necessarily feel shit. But it is weird because a lot of the times when she FaceTimed me, like, she's taking a shit. I'm taking a shit. I swear to God, it's the craziest thing. Like, she'll FaceTime me. She'll be in the bathroom. I'm in the bathroom. And we just, we start laughing like, yo, bro, why you calling me? Why you taking this shit? Like, why you answer? Why you taking this shit? Like, so we know. I never felt nothing. We never had that. But definitely that was one thing. We noticed that, that your bowel movements are very similar. Same time you feel like if she.
Damaris
Would have got popped in Iraq, you would have felt it.
Rory
That was crazy to me.
Baby D
Nah, Like, I would have been at the crib chilling. I wouldn't have felt nothing.
Rory
He started, he started touching his forehead like Harry Potter, like, oh, man, it's a migraine.
Baby D
I don't feel. I don't feel too. What they said in Avengers. I don't feel too.
Rory
Mr. Starks. I don't feel too good, B. Just at the crib, and his legs just stopped working.
Baby D
Oh, man, that's crazy, bro.
Rory
He make those jokes, cuz.
Baby D
She's not going to work. Thank you to all our servicemen, and we appreciate y'.
Damaris
All.
Baby D
We just joking.
Rory
I'm not one of those people. I do support our.
Baby D
Thank you for all of y'. All, all of y' all work and everything that y' all do for us. Thank you.
Rory
No, absolutely. And I, I, I watched what, what that did to. To my aunt. She was petrified every day. Same way you were saying any. Anytime phone ring, doorbell at the Ed, on edge every day.
Baby D
Oh, no, that was one thing, though. Like, when she. My sister was over there and like, we didn't speak for, like, like three, four, maybe a month. Like, that was. That was like, damn. Like, she. And then one time she called me and something you heard like, a loud, like an explosion in the back, and she's like, I'll call you back. I'll call you back. And she hung up. And then I ain't speak to her for, like, two weeks. You know what those two weeks was like?
Damaris
Oh, my God, I can't imagine.
Baby D
Yo, and then she called me out, like, yeah, nah, they kind of like, I think found their location, and they were shooting, like, some rockets at them, and one of them got, like, really close to the base. So then they had to kind of like, you know, gear up and, like, chase them off and things like that. Yeah, I was like, this is. You just wanted to go to class. Like, what the fuck are you doing over there?
Rory
Yeah, I mean, even, like, when my cousin posts on Veteran Day on ig, they all go to somebody from their unit or platoon. I'm pardon if I'm saying the wrong word that passed in. I want to say Afghanistan that that term. And it's only but like five or six of them in the photo every time. And I'm like, all right, that was a 1 in 6 chance that that could have been my cousin. Like, it does put in perspective when you do see your family that did survive and they're posting people that were just were next to them every day that were dead. It was like crazy. Like one foot over and like that's my cousin, not this. And yeah is is up what it does do to families. Absolutely sitting there. So yes, love. Love to all our troops and their families for sure. Where do we want to go?
Baby D
No worrying now.
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Rory
Rory.
Damaris
So I'm hearing about this Nick Fuentes person, and I see.
Rory
Wait, so why are you coming to me? I mean, no. I mean, narratives get people.
Damaris
No disrespect, no disrespect, but I. He's.
Rory
I'm aware of who he is, but I don't know if I'm the right person. I don't want to be the person you go to about Nick.
Damaris
I don't know much about him other than that he's a political figure who. Or somebody who's into politics who, like, voluntarily, like, identifies as an incel. I didn't know that people were, like, okay, admitting that, like, out loud.
Rory
He has a. He has, like, a crew. I forgot their names, but yeah.
Baby D
Creepers.
Rory
Great gropers. Grapers. Something like that. I don't know.
Damaris
Yeah, well, he, he, he has said on like said in interviews that he's an incel. And also said that he was a virgin. And I didn't know that that was like.
Rory
Okay, so that, that's the only point that you've heard from Nick.
Damaris
Yeah, but my thing is just like why are.
Rory
You should stay there. Don't go down the rabbit hole to find out more of his views.
Damaris
Okay, cool. That's fine because now I'm scared.
Rory
But stay with the virgin one. Let's just go with that.
Damaris
Okay. So the Piers market thing, he says he's a virgin. To say that out loud, like to get to like admit some really embarrassing. Well, being a version is embarrassing, but to men because of society it is. And just in an interview, like, whatever. What is making people so comfortable doing like that? Like would you like your deepest, darkest secret? Would you admit that on an interview?
Rory
I don't know if I have, like I've, I've told you guys I've been molested. Like I don't like.
Baby D
Like I don't.
Rory
Know if I have like a twice by two different people.
Baby D
I don't think Rory can go any like, that's. Once you say that like yeah, that's, that's it. That's.
Rory
And one of them was a guy. Like I don't know how much deeper. Like I don't really have like too much of the deepest, darkest secret of that. Like I haven't really said on microphone. Now would it. If it would have to do with like someone else's secrets that I know. I don't know if there is some type of money that that would get there. And I want to make this extremely clear. I'm not supporting anything Nick Fuentes says whatsoever. But I think it's a stat to say you're a virgin in this era. Mm, gay said, man.
Baby D
It's not a stat.
Rory
I think probably having sex with people a little too quick and getting into a relationship a little too quick has ruined some form of everyone's life in this room.
Damaris
You cool.
Baby D
And I think that not having sex and you're a grown ass man, I think ruins you and turns you into a fucking weirdo. Cause now you don't even know how to, to conduct yourself or act around women who may be, you know, beautiful and maybe dressed, you know, sexy.
Rory
Know how to speak to a woman without her.
Baby D
Yes you can. I'm saying if you've never had sex, if you've never been intimate with a woman nine Times out of ten you're going to be weird around.
Rory
Oh, I mean, and they blame the.
Damaris
Women for them not getting.
Rory
I'm, I'm on the side, which we've talked about playing. Like, I've, I've never been the guy that wants the virgin girl. Like, I, I, of course I don't want, want, you know.
Baby D
You don't want some town.
Rory
I don't want.
Baby D
I don't want the town.
Rory
But I do think it's important to, you know, see what sex does to your emotions, what it does to you, how it makes you feel, how it makes you operate, how it lets you know about yourself and how you deal with other people. I think that's important in growing up, to not get out of your system per se, but to learn about yourself. But I also do see the side of like that old school version of like, all right, you just have sex after marriage and you have sex with one person. Like, I do get the concept. I don't think it's that crazy. And we've taken sexual way too far in this day and age. So that's why I think it's a stat to say you're a virgin. Like, that's cool, man. Good for you. No, because out here, it's rough. Out here, I don't. Yeah, you should preserve some of that and not Nick. I want to make it clear I'm not talking about Nick.
Damaris
And you're in charge of your. You're in charge of your. I meet so many men who have no handle on their flesh. They just easy going. Like just sex can make you do damn near anything. And it's just like, why you so easy to fuck?
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
You talking about me? I feel like that was a shot.
Damaris
Does the condom fit?
Rory
This kind of feels like a Busta Rhymes Tracy Morgan incident here of like. She didn't say it was about you, but you seem to be offended. Like you've heard this before.
Baby D
No.
Rory
Or you feel that way. I don't think you're easy.
Baby D
Definitely not.
Rory
I mean, I've never tried, but I don't think you're easy.
Damaris
You didn't have to say that. Like, we, we assumed you had never tried, but now we feel like you.
Rory
Thinking about trying to when there's comments and yeah, you have to say everything so they can't come.
Baby D
It's okay. I understand.
Damaris
I don't think Mall's easy.
Baby D
I'm not.
Damaris
No. Y' all think I'm easy.
Rory
No, I don't.
Baby D
Okay.
Damaris
Thank you, Mall. Don't.
Rory
Almost caught your no.
Baby D
Cause I was looking at it. I was trying to figure out why we got those albums.
Damaris
Don't play with me.
Baby D
My yo, the books mobile sound, like, so bright today, right? Like, it's like. Did you turn that up, Rory?
Rory
You think she's unlimited data?
Baby D
No, no, no, I don't think. I don't think Baby D's easy. Thank you. No, but when she like you, well, likes you and I want you, maybe, like, I like you and I want you.
Rory
I, I. You know, I've known Dimash longer than you. It's. She's not easy. But to the two people she's ever spun, like, ever spoken to, probably easy for them.
Baby D
Oh, yeah.
Rory
Just those two people.
Baby D
That's forever. Some third grade arithmetic. Yeah, them ain't never getting away from, baby. She got them in her. Her grip. You ain't never letting them two niggas go.
Damaris
That's not true.
Baby D
Why are you stuttering your tongue all heavy now? Look, the lies be heavy.
Rory
She got distracted by the busan. It's so right.
Damaris
Oh, I burned the block down. But anyway, Ma, what could they do to get you to release one of your deepest secrets? One of your darkest secrets?
Baby D
I'm not releasing none of my dark secrets. Oh, I don't have no dark secrets. Let me start that. I don't have no Crazy makes it.
Rory
Sound like you got nasty.
Baby D
Yeah. Like, what's a dark secret? Like, what's like some dirt?
Damaris
Like, some, like, you will roll. Like, you would be. Like, you would want to cry if somebody found out.
Baby D
Oh, and I don't have none of that. That cry if somebody found out. I don't have none of that.
Rory
Maul would cry if we found out. He cried before.
Baby D
Yeah. If y' all knew, like, the last time I cried, I would cry. Like, how did y'.
Damaris
All.
Baby D
But probably the only thing that I. Maybe a girl I dated that I probably shouldn't have dated.
Damaris
You got a booger wolf in your history?
Baby D
No, no, no, no, no. Not like that.
Rory
But, like, your wife's something that you probably shouldn't have.
Baby D
And not why he would look at you. We was, like, we was dating and shit. And then it was. We we probably shouldn't have been dating.
Damaris
She fucked with Yomis.
Baby D
No, not that. It was just like, we was. Nobody would ever guess that we was, like, physical. Cause we, like, we cool. So it's one of those where it's like. You know what I'm saying?
Damaris
Is y' all still cool?
Baby D
Yeah, we still cool, too.
Damaris
Ah, yeah. Are you gonna tell your New wife you beat.
Baby D
But I tell my wife.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
That I had sex with her. It depends. Like, if I seen that they was, like, they were, like, you know, getting close and having a relationship with each other, then, yeah, I would tell her, like, yo, we was. We was intimate before.
Rory
That would cause unnecessary problems.
Baby D
It would cause unnecessary problems if it didn't come from me and she found out.
Rory
You think that woman would tell your wife that?
Baby D
I don't think she would.
Damaris
Somebody else might already. So there's witnesses to your intimacy?
Baby D
Not witnesses, but she's definitely told, like, one of her closest friends.
Rory
You think that friend would go and tell your wife?
Baby D
I don't know what that woman did.
Damaris
That friend might have told somebody. People tell. Listen, if you want a secret, keep it. If you wanted to stay a secret, keep it. Cause no matter how much you trust somebody, everybody vents to somebody else.
Baby D
But that's not dark. It's just more so, like, you know, that was just kind of like our fling in our business. We just kept it between us, but it's nothing. I don't have no dark, crazy shit in my life. I don't. That's why I could talk shit and pop it the way I can. Cause ain't nobody gonna come and be like, yo, you say you would never do that, and then in 2009, you did. And it ain't happening, bro. Not me. Never did it. Never disrespected no women. Never did no dirty, nasty nowhere in my life. I could talk about all you nasty.
Rory
What's your wife carrying? What Maul did in 2009 is crazy.
Baby D
If it's something. If it's something crazy.
Rory
Oh, no. I mean, of course not a deep, dark secret, but you're fucking something you shouldn't have been, like.
Baby D
No, I don't have. I don't.
Rory
Everyone's been there. Yeah.
Baby D
I don't have. I don't have none of that in my closet. No, no, no nasty, dark shit.
Rory
I mean, we've all said that there's a. You know, some bodies we'd all take to the grave. I don't know if there's an amount. A money amount. Am I splitting the money with the person?
Damaris
Nah, you get it all. It ain't like Love island, where you got, like. You get it all.
Baby D
Love Island.
Rory
Well, that'd be up, because now you're talking about someone else's sexual.
Baby D
Yeah, I would never. I would never tell that, though. I don't have no dark secrets, man. I'm sorry. I don't.
Damaris
Who's My darkest secret.
Rory
Who is your darkest secret?
Damaris
So what's my darkest secret?
Baby D
That's our little secret. And that's how we should keep it. Yes. Work. Go, baby, work.
Damaris
That bitch said, did anybody see us?
Baby D
Did anybody see us? That was me and Shorty. We tried to go out to eat. We like, damn somebody. What if somebody we know is here? It was fun, though.
Damaris
I never was. I could never be like that, though. Like, that's why I tell people all the time, if you hide this and dating me, don't date me. Your ass to be on a vlog on ig. Like, I don't. I post and I go out in public. I. I don't care. I'm not hiding.
Baby D
I have to post, baby D. I.
Damaris
Don'T have to, but that's what I do.
Baby D
Why?
Damaris
Cause I want to.
Baby D
Cause you post and cause all that shit and then you delete your every three months. So now my life is up in flames and everybody know what the fuck I be doing. And here you are. Deleted your shit. You don't even know what's going on.
Damaris
Wow.
Baby D
That's crazy.
Rory
Yeah, I'm. I don't post, but y' all know me. If I'm dating or talking to somebody, like, they're gonna be next.
Damaris
We outside.
Rory
Yeah. I've never been that. That person that's like, nope. We just staying inside. Like, I. If I'm going out. Come on.
Baby D
Yeah, I respect.
Rory
I don't really like. I guess I just don't care that much in that regard because now it's like, now we're putting the whole world on is dictating our relationship, which is weird to me. And I was always naive, which I've Clearly I've been wrong. If you go on Lipstick Alley or Twitch or anywhere else, I've never thought anyone gave a. About who I was talking to or having sex with. Saying like, I never.
Baby D
That's why I never thought that was.
Rory
An interest of any people. Maybe. Maybe I need more confidence. I just did not think anyone gave a. About who I was talking to, sleeping with in a relationship with. I just didn't. Like, why would y'. All. Why would y' all care?
Baby D
Who cares about that shit? Yeah, definitely don't.
Rory
And I don't. And to Demera saying, if you tell someone, they tell someone. I would never think anyone would be sitting around talking about who I'm having sex with.
Baby D
Definitely not.
Rory
And maybe that's just a naive thought I have, but I don't care who. I can't understand why somebody would do that.
Baby D
I never cared about that, though. Like, who's sleeping with who. That was never something that I was even ever concerned about. Like, that's why when people are so concerned about who people out here dating, I'm just like, why does that matter?
Rory
I mean, sometimes it's, like, funny if there's, like, a backstory to it, but I guess.
Baby D
But I just don't. I never really cared about that. And I thought it was weird when people always pry and always try to dig into that and find out who's dating who and just.
Rory
I don't even know how, like, Combo would go. Like, yo, you'll never guess who I saw very happy outside with another human being.
Baby D
I did that once, and they stopped talking to me, so.
Rory
Well, that was a different situation.
Damaris
Don't. Don't do that.
Rory
I was saying happy.
Baby D
They stopped talking to me. It's all good. Hopefully they happy. It is what it is.
Rory
You should have got some money out of that deep, dark secret.
Baby D
I definitely should have. We got some new music coming today, Rory.
Rory
We do.
Baby D
We got Conway the Machine, Conway Machine and Can't Kill God With Bullets available now. Yeah.
Rory
Nas and DJ Premier.
Baby D
Nas and Primo. Finally, we get the Nas and DJ Premier album.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
It's been a lot of years in the making, a lot of talk about it over the years, and we finally get the album. So if you're listening to this, albums are available now. I was in the studio with Conway the other night listening to the album.
Rory
Dope Andrew.
Baby D
I don't know what studio. I don't know the name of that studio. I forgot the name of it, but how's it sound? Great. Great. Production is great. Got some Justice League joints on there. Oh, Fire and Conway rapping, man. You know, Conway gonna talk his shit and always rap at a high level, but he sounds like he's in a different space. And I asked him, and he said he definitely was a lot. You know, he lived with this album for a while. He went through a lot of different emotions and things like that, but overall, he was in a good space and was happy making his project. And you can kind of, like, hear the difference in his tone a little bit, but he's still talking his shit. He's still giving y' all crazy flows, crazy bars. The production is great. So I think people gonna enjoy this new album from Conway.
Rory
I love that. And that means we get a tour. And I love Conway's shows.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Yeah. Despite what has happened to what I guess has made his voice and his flow is the you know, unfortunate thing that happened to him. He's still with that. One of the better performers I've seen.
Baby D
Oh, yeah.
Rory
Like, I love Conway shows. Energy is always great. Like, it's. I just. Anytime he's in New York, I make it a thing to go. Go to his shows. But yeah, I'm excited for this, this NAS day premiere thing. I'll use this as a. A Patreon commercial. We're going to leave here and go interview Ghostface at the Mass Appeal store. And we invited 10 of our Patreon listeners to come sit in and do a little live performance with Ghostface, which we will be posting it next week. But if you subscribe to Patreon, you get to hang out with with us in Ghostface, Ghost Danny, which I can see if you don't want to. But some people may want to listen.
Baby D
Man, this is Ghost Face. This is like a dream.
Rory
I mean, one of my favorite tech members ever. Yeah.
Baby D
One of my favorite personalities ever. So I'm looking forward to tonight.
Rory
I'm very excited to talk to him. If you listen to Supreme Clientele two, he has a whole skit based around the term paws. And you, your family being the ones that created it. I'm very excited to have the pause conversation with Ghostface.
Baby D
And you Biggs directly started that.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Which is crazy when you think about it.
Rory
So, yeah, it's a whole skit on Supreme Flying Cousin. They said, we let you live for so long. You said, I'll blow your head off and toss your sabers. Yo, pause. And Ghost is like, that's not what I meant.
Baby D
Gonna be fun talking to Ghost, man. I'm looking forward to that.
Rory
Yeah, but. Voicemail. Sponsored by Boost.
Baby D
You've got mail.
Richard Sherman
Okay.
Baby D
What's up, y'?
Richard Sherman
All?
Baby D
It's Thomas again. So me and my best friend have been talking. Things have been going well. We explained that we love each other and all that shit. I feel like she feels the same way for me. She's expressed how she's felt. I've expressed how I felt. Things are going great. The only thing is, is that we. I know that sex changes things. So if I go see her in December, I mean, it's December now. I go see her in like two weeks or so. If I go see her and we fuck, shit is going to change drastically. So I've been telling her, like, yo, like, we can't do that. Like, because one, if we do that, you're gonna expect a long distance relationship. I don't want a long distance relationship. And our Dynamic is just gonna change and all this shit. Now prior to me, after me saying all this, she's been like, understanding, but at the same time I've been like alluding to like, oh, I wanna do all these freaky things, saying all these sexual enticing and all that. And like, I keep having to reassert the boundary. Boundary, like, yo, like, we can't do that when I come see you. Like, you know, I don't want to do that. And it's like she keeps making it like difficult for me to just be cool and not like, view her in this way of like, that's sexual. And so long story short, I'm trying to maintain discipline and everything when I.
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Baby D
To fucking change our dynamic into something more because I'm not ready for what, what's to come afterwards. So my question to y' all is, like, how would y' all handle this situation? Do I still go? Do I still see her? Or like, what do I just say it and do it?
Rory
Yeah, man, just beat and figure it out later. You'll be fine.
Baby D
That's. That's some sick ass advice.
Rory
Just go for it. Knowing that it could ruin everything and then, you know, just, I don't know. You think try to clean it up after he called earlier, right?
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
You think sex changes everything? Y' all admitted that y' all love each other. That changes everything. The sex is just gonna like, are you afraid the sex is gonna be.
Rory
Bad and then y' all just love each other? That's weird.
Damaris
Yeah. Oh, just love each other with bad sex. Been there. We've all been there.
Baby D
Love somebody with bad sex. Nah, nah.
Rory
Only because that's why. But that's why I do think what we're just talking about with the virgin thing and wait until marriage. Like, I could never imagine falling in love with somebody and not having sex with them yet. And then that just not not being sex is important.
Damaris
It is.
Rory
I know people. It's. Of course it's not the thing that's going to keep. But like, no, if you fall in love with somebody and then have trash sex, I don't know how I could operate. That's crazy.
Baby D
Let's just be real.
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Baby D
I don't even think you could love some be in love with somebody and not have sex yet.
Damaris
I do. I think.
Baby D
I don't believe that.
Rory
I think just be saying I don't know because I've never, I've never done it that way.
Damaris
Love is so much deeper than Sex?
Rory
No, no, no.
Baby D
Of course it is. But I'm saying, like, I've had sex.
Rory
With people that I don't love plenty of times.
Baby D
But that's what I'm saying. But I think that if you have sex with somebody and then the sex is great, I think that's part of falling in love.
Rory
No, I've had great sex.
Baby D
Great sex is just great chemistry. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what great sex is, is great chemistry. So if the chemistry is great, of course, like you like each other, it turns into falling in love.
Damaris
Great sex isn't always great chemistry. Some people are just really talented at sex.
Baby D
Yeah, but. But it wouldn't need. You would need the chemistry that. That being talented is. They know what you like. They're doing the things that you like. The chemistry is there. It's like y' all on that same accord. That's called chemistry.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
If somebody can be great at sex, but if they doing the things that you don't like during sex. But I guess then I don't like that.
Rory
If you love someone, you could eventually start to. Maybe sex would get better. Like, you'd be more inclined to work on it.
Damaris
Definitely.
Rory
Oh, no, no. First of all, when you're in love, sex is better no matter what. But I'm saying, like, in this scenario, if it's bad, you would give it more shots to get there. Because it's like, I love this person. Let's try to figure out why it was bad sex the first time.
Baby D
The only way sex is good when you don't. When you don't. When you don't have great chemistry is if you're having sex with somebody you're not supposed to be having sex with.
Rory
No, sometimes when you're having sex with someone you're not supposed to have sex with. That's why the chemistry is so good. It depends on who you are. We both know that's kind of the allure to the whole. Like, we shouldn't be. We shouldn't be doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Baby D
And we both know that's my favorite type of sex. We shouldn't be doing this. Then why are your pants down and your ankles.
Rory
We both know better than this. Both of us are aware and know better than this.
Baby D
Yeah. But fuck it.
Rory
It is true. But sometimes that's the chemistry. Yeah, it's. We both know we shouldn't be doing this. And that's where. Where the allure comes from. Yeah, but I don't. This is a. This isn't one I really have advice for. Like, you kind of have to just decide. What was the full backstory. Damaris with this guy again?
Damaris
He. Him and his best friend. He had a feeling his best friend liked them or something like that. And like, they both are in love with each other and they kind of like been playing with it back and forth, but now they're fully admitting, like.
Baby D
We'Re in love, yada, yada, let's do this.
Damaris
But you on it don't work like that. You've already changed the dynamic of the relationship. You can't unring a bell.
Rory
And what's the point of doing that if you guys want to? Weren't about to.
Damaris
That's the thing. I admit that y' all like you.
Rory
I love you. And we're texting each other.
Damaris
Well, his thing is she moved. So it's long distance. Long distance is okay. Love is worth. Love is worth it. Love is worth trying. Even if it fails. Love is worth trying.
Baby D
I agree with that. Love is worth trying. But long distances, you know, sometimes that's just.
Rory
Yeah, nothing could be worse.
Baby D
It's easier for y' all to cheat too. I've been there. I've been on the side of that. You know, it hurts, but don't like long distance relationships. When does it hurt? Like a mug. That's okay.
Rory
I feel like that should be harder to cheat. I feel like long distance relationship people are constantly on FaceTime, like, at all moments, constantly in communication because of that. Like when you live in the same city with somebody because you see each other so much, you're not like, just constantly communicating with them. I see this person in two hours. Yeah. Whereas I feel like the long distance shit, everyone's on top of each other, phone wise. Like, nah, we staying on FaceTime. When you're in bed, get that phone on.
Baby D
That's. You know, that cheating when you like somebody, like you not cheating on them, like, when you really love somebody, that cheating shit again. That's. You know, that's. Boys play that cheating game.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
You still playing games. You still manipulating. It's like you don't really love somebody. You can't cheat on somebody that you really care about.
Rory
About. There was one time somebody had my location. And you know that this place, this. This was an embarrassing story, which I've told you guys that sometimes I'll go to that hotel to take a. Because I want to take a here when everyone's in the office. I went to the hotel that's like kind of attached to our office to use Their. Their. Their solo public restroom and was asked, why are you in a hotel room right now? I was like, nah, I'm taking. She thought I was in a hotel room next to the office. And I was like, I come here to take shits.
Baby D
Okay. Yeah, that's. Good luck getting out of that one. That sound like that's true?
Rory
No. That's why sometimes you have to lie to women. Because the truth doesn't sound real.
Baby D
Yeah, sometimes.
Rory
Cause in that situation, it's like, nah, I shit here.
Baby D
Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You shit there, huh? What else you do there? Cause that's all that's gonna turn into. What else do you do there?
Rory
You could pull that. Hotel records. I've never checked into that hotel.
Baby D
Pulling hotel records is crazy.
Rory
All the CCTV footage. I go to the bathroom and then I leave.
Baby D
Drop a deuce in the mouth.
Rory
But yeah, I think he should go for it. I would do at least like a weekend just in case the sex is bad. You'll get another shot. Nothing's worse than. Than trash sex. And you have a flight the next morning. Can't even, like, redeem yourself. Yeah.
Baby D
So you can't leave a long distance relationship on trash sex. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta put her through the mattress before that flight.
Rory
Yeah, that's the only way.
Baby D
Yeah, she might be inclined. My bad, Josh. It's a sensitive subject with Josh. I see Josh keep moving in his.
Rory
Yeah, but that is what sucks about, like, long distance. Like that last round. You have to put that memory in her head. She's about to leap. Like, it can't just be like some mediocre. Maybe mediocre when you get there, but that weekend you have to perform. And when you get to the airport, that last one has to be through the mattress.
Baby D
You gotta leave her through the.
Rory
In the mattress to the point that, like, you're on the tarmat and she's like, I'm still thinking about it type of thing. Or when you coming back?
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Baby D
What happened, baby? Do you good?
Damaris
I'm great.
Baby D
All right, well, say it sounds like she's great.
Rory
She's good.
Baby D
Hopefully we helped this gentleman out.
Damaris
We didn't.
Baby D
We didn't go for it.
Rory
You. You won't know until. Until you try it. Like, it could end up being great if it's not. Whatever, that's life. But don't not do it because it could turn out to be bad if.
Damaris
It could turn out to be amazing if it's good. Let me tell you something. You get sex that's good enough or Anything that's good enough that and it needs more money from you because you need to be able to fly to it. It'll motivate you in ways you never know knew before. You'll go looking for a new job. You'll put more work into whatever the you working on, baby. You gonna get to that money so that you can fly out to wherever she at and get that. Na na, I promise you.
Rory
You've ever had a woman just. I mean I guess that's the Fab and Neo record to make me better. But I've never just got and was like, you know what? I'm gonna go play the Powerball. I gotta get to this.
Damaris
I played the Powerball.
Baby D
I'm gonna be a better man. I want to be a better man. That so good. I'm getting my together together this. I'm getting my act together for that.
Rory
No, a good woman will. I mean you are who you hang out with. You are the energy you put around. So yeah, a good woman. But I've never had like and was just like, you know what we do four episodes a week. We should do six.
Baby D
Yeah. Nah, I ain't never had no sex that good. I'm cool. But hopefully we help this gentleman out.
Damaris
You may.
Rory
Do you think you spend more money in a long distance relationship?
Baby D
No, I don't think so either.
Rory
I think that's. Yeah, but the flights, if you're doing it once a month, month dates, it depends on in the same city.
Baby D
What's long distance? Are we talking west coast Ubers? Like, like New York to la or like New York to Texas?
Rory
I mean it's not far off these days with those ticket prices.
Baby D
But yeah, but if you book. Oh yeah, you can get a round trip to Houston for like four something.
Rory
Five something over four hour flight.
Baby D
Over four hours.
Damaris
That is long as actually that's long as Houston's almost five.
Rory
Five.
Damaris
Houston is not five hours.
Rory
It's four hours for sure. Houston is the most tricky flight from New York. It's so deceiving. You think that shit's gonna be two hours? You on that plane for four and a half hours.
Damaris
It's not that long. But I hear you.
Baby D
And doesn't time change in Houston?
Damaris
Yeah, it goes back, we lose an hour, right? Yeah, we lose hour. Yeah.
Rory
I think, I mean if, if you're doing or you get if you're going outside with your girl very often when you live in the same city as her Ubers, if you live in Jersey, she live in the city. Like yeah, that I Think all that shit adds up? Cause you're gonna want to see each other every night. Night. I think that adds up way more.
Baby D
Every night.
Rory
Oh, you never been in love?
Baby D
I mean, I've been in love, but I don't want to see you every night. Every night.
Damaris
You've never been in love every night?
Rory
You know, some people live together.
Baby D
That's what I'm saying. That scares me. Living together. Sh. We got to have a big house. You got to go to that side. Like, I'm going. I'm going to go down in the basement and chill for a day. I'm going to act like Cuomo. Remember when Cuomo came out the basement for Cole? Bit like that. Let me go down. I'm going to be in the basement for a day. Don't come down there.
Rory
It came out like when they rescue the mine shafters. Yeah.
Baby D
Hugged his family like he didn't see them every day. Get the out of here with this.
Rory
All right. I love that. That little plywood door is what stopped.
Baby D
Covid. The plywood door stopped.
Rory
That was what separated.
Baby D
All right, man, let's get out of here.
Rory
How'd they get the test down there to know he was good? They slid it under the door.
Damaris
Peach got shit to do. Rory.
Rory
My bad. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Baby D
Yo, wrap it up, yo. All right, we'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.
Damaris
No worrying now.
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New Rory & MAL – Episode 433 | Bobbing For Apples
December 12, 2025
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Episode 433 of "New Rory & MAL," titled "Bobbing For Apples," is a classic example of the show's trademark mix of comedy, candid personal stories, cultural hot takes, and unfiltered banter. This episode ranges across topics like gym culture and body image, influencer absurdities, hip-hop deep dives (with stories on The Game, Wu-Tang, and Diddy), celebrity encounters, the meaning and value of autographs, relationships and secrets, military families' experiences, and plenty of risqué, unfiltered humor about sex, relationships, and personal boundaries.
The cast (primarily Rory, Mal/"Baby D", and Damaris) riff off current events, unpack viral moments, and debate trends—never shying from crude jokes, introspective tangents, or giving each other a hard time. The show flows from absurdity (bobbing for apples, celebrity mix-ups) into genuine reflection (war, trauma, love, boundaries), all presented in their characteristic casual, irreverent manner.
A significant portion focuses on The Game's personality, rap beefs, and authenticity—contrasting “Kumbaya” culture in modern rap with older, competitive eras.
They discuss Michael Jackson stories—like MJ offering to mediate the 50 Cent/Game beef (“Are you guys still at odds?” – 20:50) and the untold stories of legendary artists.
On Knicks fandom and stars:
On Rap authenticity (The Game):
On the Busta Rhymes/Tracy Morgan viral moment:
On autograph nostalgia:
About long-distance relationships and sexual chemistry:
On the emotional cost of war:
Episode 433 of New Rory & MAL is a quintessential modern barbershop conversation: irreverent, vulnerable, often profane, but laced with surprising insight and humor. The trio move fluidly between jaw-dropping pop culture analysis, nostalgia, unconventional advice, and real personal moments—remaining relatable all the while. If you missed the episode, this summary covers every major laugh, debate, and notable story—perfect for those who want a detailed but efficient catch-up.
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This summary skips ads, non-content sections, and focuses on the key segments, notable exchanges, and the authentic language and tone that make New Rory & MAL distinctive.