New Rory & MAL – Episode 433 | Bobbing For Apples
December 12, 2025
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Episode Overview

Episode 433 of "New Rory & MAL," titled "Bobbing For Apples," is a classic example of the show's trademark mix of comedy, candid personal stories, cultural hot takes, and unfiltered banter. This episode ranges across topics like gym culture and body image, influencer absurdities, hip-hop deep dives (with stories on The Game, Wu-Tang, and Diddy), celebrity encounters, the meaning and value of autographs, relationships and secrets, military families' experiences, and plenty of risqué, unfiltered humor about sex, relationships, and personal boundaries.

The cast (primarily Rory, Mal/"Baby D", and Damaris) riff off current events, unpack viral moments, and debate trends—never shying from crude jokes, introspective tangents, or giving each other a hard time. The show flows from absurdity (bobbing for apples, celebrity mix-ups) into genuine reflection (war, trauma, love, boundaries), all presented in their characteristic casual, irreverent manner.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Gym Girlies, Influencers, and Body Standards

• The episode kicks off with a humorous critique of the "vacation girlies" vs. "workout girlies" subcultures seen on social media.
  • Rory jokes: “Is anyone going to work? It’s like 3pm on a Tuesday and they’re all working out.” (04:31)
• The crew discusses the pressure of body image and body surgery debates, notably the BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) trend.
  • Damaris admits: “I don’t need the ass. I just want the lipo... 360. Yeah, because you can’t just get the fat sucked out your stomach.” (05:13)
• They reflect on the blurred lines between authenticity, influencer culture, and physical discipline.

Wu-Tang, Kevin Durant, and the Knicks

• The trio delves into the story of a lost Wu-Tang video recruiting Kevin Durant to the Knicks, recently resurfaced online.
  • Rory summarizes: “I saw a video of Method Man... Wu Tang got together to shoot a video, a recruitment video to get KD to come to the Knicks.” (06:40)
• They riff on Knicks fans, legendary sports moments, and how hopeful New Yorkers are about getting aging or pre-fame superstars.
  • “The Knicks always get somebody either before they become a superstar or when they’re on their way out... We never get a superstar when they’re in their prime.” (10:29 – Baby D)

Black Hair, Image, and Public Commentary

• Damaris opens up about pressure as a Black woman podcaster to wear weaves versus embracing natural hair.
  • “It’s a lot of pressure on podcasting women to always have weave in our head.” (12:29)
• The crew chats about internet trolls guessing and criticizing women’s appearances and weight—a mix of empathy and joking.

TV & Music Recommendations

• Rory and company discuss binge-watching culture (notably the show "All Her Fault") and how show group chats can get spoiled.
• They briefly recommend "Landman" (Billy Bob Thornton, Demi Moore) and Game & DJ Drama's project "Movies & Need."
  • Baby D: “It’s like Breaking Bad with oil.” (16:30)

The Game, Rap Rivalries, and Authenticity in Hip-Hop

• A significant portion focuses on The Game's personality, rap beefs, and authenticity—contrasting “Kumbaya” culture in modern rap with older, competitive eras.

  • Rory: “I just think people are scared of Game. I know some of the younger listeners are gonna think I’m out of my mind… but if you’ve known Game since 2002, game is different.” (19:29)

• They discuss Michael Jackson stories—like MJ offering to mediate the 50 Cent/Game beef (“Are you guys still at odds?” – 20:50) and the untold stories of legendary artists.

Celebrity Encounters, Busta Rhymes Viral Moment, & Autographs

• The show unpacks a viral incident where Busta Rhymes gets mistaken for Tracy Morgan by a TikTok prankster.
  • “Some months we just chillin’, and that belly comes back with that sweater and that specific belly...” (35:15 – Rory)
• They debate the annoyance of influencer culture and the fine line between jokes, content-creation, and disrespect.
• The gang gets nostalgic about autographs, sharing personal stories about signatures from Jadakiss, Styles, Lawrence Taylor, and regretting not asking for one from Kobe Bryant.
  • Damaris: “Yo, y’all ever signed somebody titties before?” (48:36)

Odd Childhood Rituals & Dark Song Origins

• Bobbing for apples gets a comedic and gross retrospective, including the origins (“Celtic festivals... Roman celebrations... brought to America by Irish immigrants.” – 52:59).
• They talk about discovering the dark origins of nursery rhymes ("Ring Around the Rosie" being about the plague).

Diddy Doc, 50 Cent, and the Debate on ‘Snitching’

• In light of the recent “Diddy Reckoning” documentary, they speculate about reportedly 140+ unreleased hours and discuss why 50 Cent is being blamed or seen as a "snitch."
  • “If it helps someone get justice, fine. But I’m kind of diddied out right now.” (59:44 – Rory)
  • Suggests people are only mad at 50 due to his street persona: “50 is a TV and film executive. Let’s just leave it right there.” (60:53)

Deep Secrets, Relationship Dynamics & Sexual Chemistry

• The hosts delve into the ethics of sharing secrets on air, what would make them share a 'darkest secret,' and how they handle old flings or “bodies they'd take to the grave.”
• There’s a voicemail about best friends pondering if having sex will “change everything,” sparking a candid debate about sexual chemistry, whether love can precede sex, and the dangers of mediocre first-time sex—especially in long-distance relationships.
  • “I don’t even think you could be in love with somebody and not have sex yet.” (98:23 – Baby D)

Military Families & War Stories

• A more serious segment covers personal stories about family members who enlisted, the traumas of deployment during 9/11, and the lived experience of waiting for a loved one’s return from war.
  • “She just wanted to go to class... where y’all taking my sister right now?” (71:08 – Baby D)
• The emotional impact on families is highlighted, about not speaking to those deployed, and the community they build at home.

Modern Relationships: Privacy vs. Publicity

• The group unpacks their own attitudes about privacy in relationships, posting partners on social media, and the paradox of not thinking anyone cares while people gossip online.
• Damaris: “If you hide this and dating me, don’t date me. Your ass to be on a vlog on IG.” (90:42)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Knicks fandom and stars:

  • “The Knicks always get somebody either before they become a superstar or when they’re on their way out, on their way to retirement. So that makes sense for the Knicks.” – Baby D [10:29]

• On Rap authenticity (The Game):

  • “If you think you rap better than me, then let’s prove it... There’s too much buddy ball lately.” – Baby D [18:26]

• On the Busta Rhymes/Tracy Morgan viral moment:

  • “He probably honestly thought he was Tracy Morgan.” – Damaris [34:45]
  • “Sometimes when you say a joke that is really true, I get a little upset.” – Rory [36:19]

• On autograph nostalgia:

  • “That’s probably the most authentic thing you can do... It’s how I bought my house—I had to sign it.” – Rory [40:52]
  • “Yo, y’all ever signed somebody titties before?” – Damaris [48:36]

• About long-distance relationships and sexual chemistry:

  • “You can’t leave a long-distance relationship on trash sex. Yeah, you gotta put her through the mattress before that flight.” – Baby D [103:24]

• On the emotional cost of war:

  • “You just wanted to go to school for free… now you’re out there.” – Rory [71:03]
  • “She just wanted to go to class… where y’all taking my sister right now?” – Baby D [71:08]

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [04:31] – Gym/influencer culture and the BBL discussion
• [06:40] – Wu-Tang’s KD Knicks recruitment video
• [12:29] – Discussion on hair/body standards for women on camera
• [16:30/17:08] – TV and music recommendations ("Landman," Game & DJ Drama tape)
• [18:26] – The Game, rap beefs, and “buddy ball”
• [20:50] – Michael Jackson intervening in Game/50 beef
• [34:45] – Busta Rhymes mistaken for Tracy Morgan
• [40:52] – The lost art and meaning of autographs
• [52:59] – The dark, gross history of bobbing for apples and "Ring Around the Rosie"
• [59:44] – Diddy documentary, 50 Cent, and the ethics of documentary making
• [90:42] – Attitudes about privacy in relationships
• [98:23/103:24] – Voicemail on love, sex, and relationship dynamics
• [71:03] – Trauma and family repercussions from military service

Conclusion

Episode 433 of New Rory & MAL is a quintessential modern barbershop conversation: irreverent, vulnerable, often profane, but laced with surprising insight and humor. The trio move fluidly between jaw-dropping pop culture analysis, nostalgia, unconventional advice, and real personal moments—remaining relatable all the while. If you missed the episode, this summary covers every major laugh, debate, and notable story—perfect for those who want a detailed but efficient catch-up.

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