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Damaris
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Maul
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Rory
With another thrilling doubleheader.
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Maul
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Rory
So. So every girl just be to come to the crib.
Maul
No, I just don't go on dates. Dates are when you're pursuing somebody romantically and once.
Rory
Once you're on Netflix, you can really Netflix and chill.
Maul
It is different when, like, we laid up and I could. Like, I could. I'm on Netflix. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I ain't got to say nothing no more.
Damaris
Ew.
Maul
The bag is a.
Rory
You know how nasty it would be if you lay with a girl and put yourself on?
Maul
But not. No, not on. Just like, scrolling to see something to watch.
Rory
You want to watch yourself while you. It's a different level of thing.
Maul
I tell you all the time. I don't watch. I have not watched a single episode.
Damaris
Of our I am Nothing surprises. I am not surprised.
Maul
I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio said he's never seen Titanic.
Rory
Didn't he go to the premiere?
Maul
I keep telling you, me and Leo are like. More like.
Rory
Yeah, actually, now I think about it.
Maul
Yeah, he don't go on dates either.
Rory
Unless they're 21.
Maul
Well, I'm not. That's part of the.
Rory
You guys around the same age, too? Yeah, no, actually, more and more is making sense now that I think about it.
Maul
I don't know what bag he in on that one, but. But, yeah, I don't watch my work. You know what I'm saying? I don't do that.
Rory
Yeah, well, while we're here, we will officially be on Netflix come January. We'll have more information about that after holidays.
Maul
But they said we only had six months, Rory. They told us we only had six months. 10 times 60 months in, bro. Come on, man. We 60 months in, baby.
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Damaris
That type of time. Today I'll see what type of episode.
Rory
This would be for sure.
Maul
I'm just. I'm talking my.
Rory
Yeah, we'll have some more information on exactly when that will be starting once, you know, we come back January 5th.
Maul
All those that said we wouldn't be here. Die slower. Jesus.
Rory
You be. You the one that actually be writing from Drake's account.
Maul
Yeah, I dm.
Rory
I dmd.
Maul
Let me. Let me sit. Let me send this one.
Rory
I did see a lot of the business side of. Of Twitter podcast business side of Twitter, which I don't mind because I. I'm a nerd when it comes to behind the scenes business stuff too. So I'm never mad when the listeners speculate with all that, but I. I've never heard more people wrong and strong and loud about what our Netflix deal is.
Damaris
What they were saying.
Rory
I heart made the decision. We didn't even know.
Maul
Huh.
Rory
They said that we had no choice. I heart just put us there.
Maul
Oh, y' all be. Y' all be on that part of Twitter.
Damaris
We don't.
Maul
Yeah, I don't go that far.
Rory
We dealt directly with Netflix. We had the decision whether we want to do it or not. We negotiated. It's. It's our deal, you know, shout out to. Shout out to volume, shout out to their partnership with Iheart, shout out to everyone. But nah, that's our deal.
Damaris
And you still own your ip, right? Yeah.
Maul
Yes, absolutely.
Rory
There's never been a time.
Maul
It's never been the time I did.
Rory
Well, no, I mean, when the Saudis buy Netflix America's ip, y' all gonna.
Maul
Get out and kiss the wall. We may have to kiss the wall at that point.
Rory
Oh, no, we definitely doing the hands thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maul
You have to kiss the wall at that point. We have to go for that Saudi bag. I kiss the wall. I'm letting you niggas know I'm kissing the wall. All my niggas uptown, I'm kissing the wall for that bag.
Rory
Pre production, real time. That should be our teaser in January for our Netflix announcement. We should go to Netflix office and just do the hand thing.
Maul
Yeah, just kiss the wall. Just gotta kiss the wall.
Rory
Sold our souls, man.
Maul
Yeah, that's it.
Rory
Listen, it's in 4k at least, right?
Maul
Absolutely. But we are excited to be a part of the Netflix family. Congrats to everybody else.
Rory
Yeah, shout out to everyone else that is making the leap as well. These. These wars are getting. Getting kind of crazy.
Maul
Yeah, man.
Rory
Paramount, Warner Brothers, Disney, hbo. It's getting. It's getting nuts.
Maul
Listen, man, so gotta prepare yourselves. It's a war going on outside.
Rory
Prayers for everyone involved.
Maul
Brothers ain't safe from.
Rory
Listen, man, I do want to wrap this episode up pretty quickly because I do want to go to the Knicks championship parade today. We finally got a ring, man.
Maul
You know you didn't get a ring. You Got a. You got a medal. They put a medal around everybody's neck and they get a trophy. They get the cup. They get the trophy. But shout out to the Knicks on winning the NBA Cup. It's just something to celebrate. As a New York Knick fan, I'm not here to step on your celebration, man.
Damaris
Is this a new award? I've never heard of the cup before.
Maul
This is three. Three or four years in three years. In just third year.
Rory
I think they're at the White House today. Then they go to Disney World.
Maul
I leaf in the middle of the season.
Rory
Yo, this might have been. I actually went out to watch the game and surrounded by a bunch of Knicks fans. We were so happy that they won. But once the confetti started to drop, the mood in the bar changed a bit. Like, this feels nasty. And then when they handed Cat the trophy, I was like, please don't hold it up. Please don't hold it up. And he went like this.
Maul
Yes.
Rory
And I'm like, it's the middle of the season. Yes.
Maul
Yeah, but you got to applaud it, man. You got to say, you know, is so stupid.
Rory
Of course. This would be the thing. The Knicks win the dumbest fucking thing ever. I don't care if it keeps things competitive.
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Rory
I hate this shit. I get it. They gotta revamp it. I get it.
Maul
But I don't hate it. I like it for a number of reasons. It kind of. It brings some excitement to the middle of the season. You know, the teams are actually. They were playing. It was a great game. It was a great, great game. Prayers to Wemby. He found out that his grandmother passed right before the game. I read that. So. Prayers to Wemby and his family. That's gotta be tough to. To receive that news and then try to go out and play. But I like the Cup. I was against it probably the first year. I didn't really understand it. But I do like the fact that it gives the players something to play for in the middle of the season. The competitive level seems to kind of get more intense. In the NBA cup tournament, you got a lot of guys that are on minimum guarantees. Two way players that. What's the kid from the Knicks, the guard he picked? If he didn't play as well as he did, I don't know if the Knicks win that game.
Rory
Threes that changed up.
Maul
And that money from the cup, I mean, that's, you know, that's his contract for the years. Yeah, I mean, you know, you get guys like that that get an Opportunity to play for something. And I think that's what makes it so competitive. It makes it cool. It gives it a little spin. I will say back to the whole Saudi thing. We are seeing this thing where emirates and all they creeping into American sports and things like that. Golf. So, I mean, you know, they got the money. They're obviously paying the NBA for their partnership and things like that.
Rory
NFL soon. Raiders are for sale every year.
Maul
Yeah. I mean, so, you know, I see what's going on as far as the business is concerned, But I'm not mad at it because I do feel like it did add something in the season, you know, before you get to the playoffs, for teams to kind of get a little more competitive and play for a common goal. So congrats to the Knicks.
Rory
Can you imagine Jeremy Lin in the cup era? He kind of created it on the low mid season. Linsanity was like the cup like, it changed New York for regular season games.
Maul
Nah, that was just Knicks fans once again just looking for anything to cheer for. A guy plays good for 12 games and y' all just going, we're going all the way this year. This is it. He's better than Earl of pearl. He's better than Walt. I'm just like, what? 12 games, like, what?
Rory
I compared him to Isaiah Thomas, but.
Maul
I'm like, that was just me, you know? But Jeremy Lin was a good player, though. I did enjoy watching him play, though.
Rory
He had the Knicks. He still did good.
Maul
He brought some excitement to. To the. To the dog, to the city. Yeah. So I. I respect that.
Rory
I know he's tight now that there was no cut money at that point. He was literally living on someone's couch.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
During that entire time.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
But at least the Knicks. It did. I had secondhand embarrassment with the. The celebration. But at least they have the integrity not to hang the banner up in the garden.
Maul
Oh, God. I'm so glad they decided first team.
Rory
Not to do it.
Maul
I'm so glad they decided not to do that. Have some respect for yourself.
Rory
You wouldn't have went to the ceremony.
Maul
No. Are you kidding me? You can't raise a NBA cup banner. Not in the garden. You can't do that.
Rory
I don't think. Especially because of the garden.
Maul
But we gonna put that next to next. Next to. What's the names next to.
Rory
Next to Greg's Stanley cup.
Maul
Billy Joe. How many nights he sold out in the garden. Put that next to Billy Joe's banner. Like, come on, man.
Rory
Yeah, but I. I get it. But I even thought when When HOV raised the banner for selling out the first show at the Barclays, I was like, what do we.
Damaris
Now?
Rory
We just making up banners.
Maul
Listen, man, you got to put something up there. It's been a while for the Knicks.
Rory
They put up Hove. Hove. Three shows sold out. And then. Then just like. It was just a photo of Big. There was no. I agree.
Maul
Deservedly so.
Rory
I went to the first Barclays show ever with Jay Z, and he started the show with Juicy, which I thought was important.
Maul
Like, absolutely.
Rory
I'm not doing my song. The first song ever played here will be Juicy, which I appreciate. It's just funny just to see Big. Like, it's just Big and the Raptors, like, makes sense.
Maul
I love it.
Rory
Next to Jason Kidd. Retired.
Maul
Absolutely. Jason Kidd is up there. Big Christopher Wallace. Fuck that.
Rory
How was. How was everyone's week so far?
Maul
Good, man. Good week. Productive. I did leg day last night. I can't feel my legs. They feel like I could take them off and put them in the. In the closet back there, but I'm good, man.
Rory
Yeah. I see you and Peach were sharing vibrators. I thought that was, like, a nice moment. Come on.
Maul
You wanna see my vibrators? Come on, man.
Rory
You can't even handle the top mode, though.
Maul
No, I can sniff it. Sniff it.
Rory
Tamara said that there's rose mode on there that you can't handle.
Maul
Look at that. See where when you start at that speed right there, slow like that. Oh, man, they never leave. That's when you get. Don't look at me when you say toothbrushing your bathro. Baby, baby. And it curves body wash in your shower. Oh, God. Thank you, Pe. This is a. I'm sorry. Can you hear this in the mic? Peach, please stop. This is so great, bro. You gotta try this.
Rory
I was. I was driving here yesterday, and I was. I was being. I was being a dick behind the wheel. I can't lie. I'm. I'm a great person deep down. But on the surface level, I can be an. So I was clearly intentionally cutting someone off so I could make the light. And then the red light hit, and it was. Then we were just living in this existence, both of us at the intersection. And it was like one of those, like, Con Ed type trucks.
Maul
And you would have lost.
Rory
I was sitting there, like, trying to, like, avoid any eye contact because I knew I was wrong. There was no changing this entire thing.
Maul
Are you one of those? And you cut somebody if you look straight ahead?
Rory
I don't usually do that.
Maul
You roll a window down like, what happened?
Rory
So I can, you know, you can even hear someone through the window. Through your window. So I look, and it was definitely. I mean, I'm just gonna be truthful. Stereotype of the Con Edison Spanish guy from the Bronx, for sure.
Maul
Oh, come on.
Rory
I mean, listen, man, they can hook your electricity up right away. So he's yelling. I'm like, all right, let me get my talking to. Cause I'm an asshole. Put the window down. He said, I was about to curse you the fuck out, Rory, but now I need to know who's gonna be on the Hot 97 Morning Show. Are you serious? I was so scared.
Maul
I told him, only in New York. I told him, only in New York City will that happen.
Rory
I was gonna curse you out, but.
Maul
Now I wanna know. That's such a New York City story. Con Edison driver was about to curse you out, but he recognized you.
Rory
Yeah. And then. All right, so that was yesterday on my way here. Then we left, went to go pick Amara up, and I was starving, so I went to the deli across the street from Kia's crib. And you know, there's people outside that hold the door or whatever. And the kid was like 17. And he just asked for food. He didn't ask for like, money. I was like, okay, yeah, come on, what you want? So we get to the. To the counter, I order my sandwich. I'm like, yeah, whatever he wants. He starts breaking down a cheesesteak sandwich. Like we were at a Michelin star restaurant of medium rare, don't cut it how he wanted. The cheese melted. What type of bread? Then he got mozzarella sticks, and then he got an omelet with onions and peppers. At one point I was like, my man.
Maul
No, that's. That's breakfast, lunch and dinner right there.
Rory
That wasn't the craziest part. While they were making it, I thought he was going back outside to open the door for people to try to get money when walked outside. So I grabbed his food, paid for it, go to the door, nowhere to be found.
Maul
Wait, you had his food and he just left?
Rory
He just left. I don't think he was all there, but now I'm just sitting here with a cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, and an omelet that I thought I bought for a homeless 17 year old. Wait, Kia's like, why is it? Cause I don't eat eggs. She's like, why is there an omelet here? I was like, you're not even gon me.
Maul
He was like, he changed his mind, he want to say. He's like, nah, yo.
Rory
I tried to memorize his cheesesteak order because that cheese steak hit like he knew how to order a proper cheese.
Maul
Is he somebody that you see in front of us?
Rory
No. That's why I was. I was kind of confused because I go to that deli every single day. I. I kind of know the rotation of unhoused people.
Maul
How do you know you really saw somebody? Is this a real person?
Rory
Oh, never thought of it that way.
Maul
Might. Might have been a time traveler.
Rory
What if I go there today and he's like, yo, where's my food at?
Maul
He might be there. He might have been there. No, but.
Rory
All right, if he's there and he asks for food, do I do it again?
Maul
Oh, hell no.
Rory
I feel like. I mean, I kind of felt like he over ordered anyways.
Maul
Yeah, no, he.
Rory
And what weird me.
Maul
Like I said, he misses opportunity.
Rory
Such an interesting combination of foods in one thing, but, yeah, that's how yesterday went for me.
Maul
Well, you had a good. You had a productive week.
Rory
I was with the people.
Maul
Yeah, that's true.
Rory
I was with the New Yorkers.
Maul
Listen, you got to just be a man of the people. How you feeling, baby D?
Damaris
I feel good. My brain is off. I'm ready for this year to be over.
Maul
Your brain is off?
Damaris
It's off. I forgot I had to work today.
Maul
Why is your brain off?
Damaris
I don't know. It's just like the end of the year, it's just kind of like. Like, I'm just.
Maul
You gotta run through the finish line, though, baby. You pull up.
Damaris
You know how. Like, when you. When they start running and they. They start looking back like, that's.
Maul
You can't do that. See? See, that's how a run right past you. Now you got bronze. It was the only way to go. Now you bronze?
Rory
Nah. Damaris is. Is the 8pm Marathon. Enders, they just get the. The sun's down. People trying to clean up and leave.
Damaris
Y' all lucky I made it through this. Like, I'm tired.
Rory
Like, the first place person already done.
Maul
You in Staten Island. Like, what's going on?
Damaris
I don't know. This. I'm just drinking.
Maul
Is it like a mentally drained thing?
Damaris
Yeah, I'm drained. I'm just tired. This. What between this weather, just the end of the year, I'm talking to you niggas.
Rory
I just.
Damaris
I want to go to sleep. I don't know.
Maul
Okay.
Damaris
Tired.
Maul
I don't know.
Damaris
I just. I don't know.
Rory
Kai Sinat didn't recognize you.
Damaris
Kaisana has no, not one fifth of a who I am.
Rory
Did Wale really say that or you were?
Damaris
Yes, I didn't make that.
Rory
But like, was he joking when he said it? No, he said he went to therapy.
Damaris
Because he didn't say he went to therapy. He told Shannon Sharp that he was. He was in bed for like five days because Kai Sinat didn't recognize him.
Rory
I think Wally was.
Maul
Wait, what?
Rory
I think he was showing a little bit there.
Damaris
Okay, well let's pull up the clip.
Maul
And let's see if ain't no way Wale was serious about that while he just talking, man. Being in bed for five days because Kot doesn't recognize you.
Rory
That's like you, you don't even let someone lay in bed for a day after a 10 year breakup, let alone.
Maul
The kit 5 days. Cuz k not didn't recognize you?
Rory
No, it's kind of. Well, I mean, listen man, he's an important figure.
Maul
Yeah, but come on. I don't believe. I think while they just talking, even then you go to the awards to just support the, the culture that you've been a part of for 13 years and then somebody who asked you to play like, ask you. Yeah, yeah, let's play one day like. Cause you saw them last year and then you go online and everybody's like, yo, Kai's not. He didn't know who you was. That was funny. And you in a room full of your peers, right? And I was like, wait, let me go holler at him real quick. And through my vantage point, I'm just like, yo, that look, I mean that made me look crazy, bro. Like, but I think the way that people saw it is like, yo.
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Maul
You 20 year old, like, you feel me? Like that's what they acting like I did. And I'm like, yo, I'm just saying you make me look crazy. Like I don't. I feel like uncomfortable in this room. But like I'm like at that moment I'm like, damn, everybody making me the bid on the Internet.
Damaris
Just.
Maul
Cause I was like, you know, like just because he didn't. I was just confused. And then when they said I pressed him, I was like, oh, oh, so that means I gotta leave. Like I gotta go. I gotta go to my hotel for like a couple days. Like, it was just, it was like, not that I was upset for like five days in a row.
Rory
Yeah, man, I don't think he was really.
Maul
Yeah, nah, Wale wasn't really.
Rory
I mean, we know Wally's admittedly takes things personal, which is fine, you're an artist. But what you think that says, I was in bed for five days, depressed, and.
Damaris
No, I'm not saying that. But Wale is telling y' all how he feel. They do this all the time. Somebody will say exactly how they feel and what they did. And Roy and Ma be like, now, I don't think he meant it like that. He just said exactly what he said.
Rory
Because I tell how people podcast.
Maul
Yeah, but people embellish it. Yeah, like, he's sitting there with Shannon. He just embellishing.
Rory
He was making a real point of, like, why he felt upset about the entire thing. But.
Maul
But we can speak to if he actually did that while he's fucking crazy. You get what you mean if you're.
Rory
Viewing it less about Kai and more about. I've given 13 years of my life to this shit. I'm around my peers, and now the Internet is making me out to be this type of way, and it makes me feel bad. It's not, Kai didn't recognize me. So I'm in bed. It's, oh, I'm getting played out in the industry I've given so much to. And now the Internet thinks I'm. I'm nuts or I'm the angry guy or I'm weird. Like, yeah, that's. That. It's not.
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Rory
Kai didn't recognize me.
Maul
But why does Wale do that, though? Like, why. Why does. Why does Wale seem to take things so personal?
Rory
We've had this conversation for 10 years, and, I mean, he's told you who he is.
Maul
Because I wouldn't give. I could care less if Kasa not knew who I was. If I said, what's up to him, like, it wouldn't affect me none. Like, I don't. Like, that's like an ego thing.
Rory
The concourse in you wouldn't just. I'm just gonna feel some type of way, like, Bronx sticks together.
Maul
It's dudes that I grew up with. I see them now, they don't even recognize. You think I feel away, but it's just. I don't know. I just don't. I just don't put much into that. Somebody don't recognize me.
Rory
I don't think it was they recognized specifically with Kai. I think it's what it represents and how the Internet took it.
Maul
What does it represent?
Rory
Of putting in a lot of what Wiley has. Has expressed before, of the talent level he has, the work he's put in, the records that he has and still Everybody still doesn't get the same recognition that, say, someone he deems a little less talented and has put in less work than him gets all this recognition. Like, that's what he's. He's talked about for years, which I. I've always agreed with him on that. And I think he has every right to feel some type of way about it. I think it's just.
Maul
I'm on the other side.
Rory
Add in on that.
Maul
I'm on the other side of that. Okay. I just think that is. That's just. That's ego thing. When you start saying somebody should recognize me, like, that's an ego thing.
Rory
I don't. I. But I don't think that's what he was saying either.
Damaris
I just.
Maul
That's what you just said, that he put in all his work and that if somebody doesn't recognize him, then he.
Rory
That he is made out on the Internet to look like a crazy person.
Maul
I don't think Wale is crazy. I think he's crazy for feeling the way of Kai not recognizing him. I don't think Wale is crazy. I think him feeling a way that Kai Sanat didn't recognize him.
Rory
The Internet tried to. When he went up and approached Kai afterwards, I think was a bad move in how it looked. Just how it looked. The Internet to what he's saying made it look like he was the old guy trying to kick the young guy down. Like, trying to press him. Right, right, right. Like, yo, you didn't know the fuck. Like. And while it wasn't that, that's what they made Wale look. Look like.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
When the Internet's beating you down about some, it could probably cause you to just want to stay in your hotel and turn your phone off. I can see that.
Maul
Y' all give too much power to people on the Internet.
Rory
All right. No, I mean, I couldn't agree more.
Maul
But y' all give way too much.
Rory
But you can't get mad at Wally, who's openly admitted this is how I feel. And these types of things affect me. He's honest about it. It's not like he's the one that's sitting here saying, I don't give a fuck, but meanwhile having mental breakdowns. Yeah, those people are the worst. While they saying, I'm sensitive, this shit bothers me. I can appreciate that.
Maul
I respect it. So, you know, shout out to Wale. Put out shit. One of my favorite rap albums of the year.
Rory
Absolutely.
Maul
But, yeah, man. Kai, please say hello to Wale next time you see him. So he doesn't spend another five days in the hotel.
Rory
I don't. If Drake DM me die slowly. I mean, I wouldn't get depressed, but I'd. You know, I'd lock my doors.
Maul
You would lock your doors? Like, you would go downstairs and check to see if the door was locked, why he wasn't locked.
Rory
See if Iceman was outside. What's up with your man?
Maul
Defend it. I like it.
Rory
Die slower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maul
All you that was talking all year, clapping for that rhetoric that they was pushing about me.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
Die slow. I want to see all you fail.
Rory
But what does that. What does that mean?
Maul
It means die slow. I hope your next show don't work out either. That's what he don't. Drake is not hoping that Ebro is put into the ground next.
Damaris
How you know that?
Maul
He's not. He's not that type of person. But he's saying die slow. Like, yo, yeah, your career.
Rory
Career wise. But we got some shit for you one could take as a threat and maybe, yeah, pursue a lawsuit.
Maul
Hey, Rosenberg. I didn't like that. I didn't like Rosenberg pumping that I would take that as a threat. You should sue. Like, come on, man, with the bullshit.
Rory
No, he. He was.
Maul
I didn't like that. I didn't like that. And I fuck with Pete, but I.
Rory
Didn'T like that Pete was making a joke based off the lawsuit. That Drake.
Maul
No, I get it.
Rory
He's saying he. Bridges. I mean, suing's okay, so.
Maul
Yeah, but this. It was. It was that coming out of that.
Rory
Did you sue someone for saying, we got some shit for you?
Maul
Well, the way you could probably get like a. He was saying it like, yo, it's a threat.
Rory
Oh, someone could. If you wanted.
Maul
Yeah, if you wanted to. That's why I didn't like doing that. I was like, come on, man. You know, that's not. Drake is not gonna do anything to eat, bro.
Rory
No, of course not, but that's why you shouldn't say we got some shit for you unless you can do it.
Maul
Yeah, but we got some shit for you can be a bunch of things. It could be. I got you. I got a. I got you in a song. Got some bars about you in a song. I got some, you know, some. Some info that I heard about you from some women that you may have dated before. It could be a lot of things. It don't mean that I'm gonna show up to your house with the Owls and fucking and bring bodily harm to you.
Rory
Like, it don't mean that bring the potters.
Maul
Yeah, it don't mean that. It just means we got some shit for you.
Rory
Do you think this is a bit hypocritical of what you just said about Wale? Why should Drake give so much power to these people on the Internet discussing him?
Maul
No, he's just. He's not.
Rory
To the point that you say, die slower. We got something for you in the DMs, and you're worth a billion dollars in the biggest artist. Second biggest artist in the world to me. That's. He's letting people on the Internet get. Get to him. No, if he didn't care, he wouldn't.
Maul
No, no, no. This is somebody. Somebody that Diesel. This is somebody that was the program director of a radio station in New York City.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
That was pushing.
Rory
Oh, he's been saying for over a decade.
Maul
Yeah. But they've been pushing the rhetoric about him based on a song that came out last year. Ebro has been very vocal about that. He said a lot of things about Drake over the past year. I mean, we can go down a clip of things that Ebro said about Drake as well.
Rory
Listen, I don't watch every single Ebro show to know every bad thing he said about Drake. But I also think the level that Drake is at can go to your point of what you made with Wale. It's people on the Internet. There's no power. Even when Flex was trying to beef with Drake and Drake was on stage at the garden saying, fuck hot 97, they were playing Drake, you know, 50 times a day. It didn't affect his. His. It's not like he got blackballed from Hot 97. It's not like they stopped playing his music, which affects your livelihood.
Maul
You know what you.
Rory
They were beefing with. With Drake. Flex was beefing with Drake and had to play 10 Drake songs in a set. Like.
Maul
Yeah, but you. But here's the thing, Rory, because you. You.
Rory
You.
Maul
You're asking for Drake to, you know, be the bigger person. You're asking him to. I'm just making a point off the wall.
Rory
I don't care. I actually laugh at this.
Maul
Yeah. Sometimes he want to play Petty. Sometimes he gonna be petty.
Rory
Sometimes.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Career.
Maul
Yeah, exactly. So sometimes I'm gonna say die slower. Sometimes I'm gonna say that I'm gonna be in the studio, I'm gonna hear that you just lost your show, got canceled, and I'm gonna be like, oh, he was talking so much about me this year. Let me send him a nice little message.
Rory
I just And I'm not saying this about Drake. I think it's the. When drill music and streamers all, like, connected and they started using drill slang and metaphors in real life is when things got weird. Like, smoking on packs and like, all this, like, you know, it's actually, like, really about, like, murder, right?
Damaris
Mm.
Rory
Yeah. They're saying that on Twitter. Those guys are actually doing it. That's when things. When anyone felt like they could say anything on the Internet, like, die slower. I just. I think that's a wild thing to DM somebody. I just do. I just do. And I think everyone is speaking like they're all drill rappers, no matter who you are. People feel like that's just acceptable vernacular now to say certain threats that have a meaning of actual violence. Like, we smoked on that pack tonight. Like, wait, you know that derives from someone that was murdered. Right. I just think it's. People talk crazy in dms, on streams, on Twitter. Like, it's nuts. The things that people are saying to each other with ease. And they're not even. I'm not saying this about Drake, and they're not even like that. Like, listen, do we joke around this and that? I don't use certain words because I'm not prepared to. I'm 35 years old. I don't want any violence.
Maul
Right.
Rory
Even when I was cut homie off in traffic, I just was staring straight. I want to fight. I'm past that point in my life, so I don't speak that way.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I'm not going to threaten someone that way unless we're going that way. So I don't know. I just think everyone on the in and out easily just says that has power behind it, if you think about what you're saying.
Maul
But do you. Do you understand why Drake said that?
Rory
I don't. I mean, did Ebro call him pedophile? I don't know if someone called me a pedophile. Yeah, probably in my head. I probably. I probably hope that their career.
Maul
He called him a sickness.
Rory
Oh, yeah. I did see the sickness part and I did see Ebro try to clean. Clean that up, saying that his fans were the sickness or whatever. Now Drake has every right to feel that way. I just think everyone is just talking too crazy in the last two or three years.
Maul
Me too.
Rory
People are talking way too fucking crazy.
Maul
I agree. Saying a lot of crazy things.
Damaris
I feel like I'm not mad at Drake for being petty, because whenever some shit happened to somebody that did me wrong, I'm always the first to say Ooh, God, don't play about me. So I know how it is to feel that way. But words do mean things. So you can say he didn't mean it like that. He just meant his career should die. But die slower. Pussy is like words have meaning and words have power, so.
Maul
They do.
Damaris
They do.
Maul
He said he sat back and listened to a lot of words about him over the last two years.
Damaris
That's fine.
Rory
Oh, it is.
Maul
That's what I'm saying. Die slow is fine.
Rory
I've never been in that situation, so I'm really honestly not here to judge how he reacted to it because I've never been in a position Drake has. Has been in and been called a pedophile. Yeah, maybe I would react worse, I don't know. But it's just a wild thing to say to somebody.
Maul
It is you, right? I'm not saying it's not. I like it, though. That's what I'm saying. I like it. That's all you niggas my foe fo make sure all your kids don't grow.
Rory
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Maul
I have.
Rory
And I've been trying to tell you it's designed to be the most powerful iPhone ever.
Maul
You have.
Rory
But are you also thinking about the traffic on the way?
Maul
No.
Rory
Because you've been thinking about it for a very long time.
Maul
I have.
Rory
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Maul
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Listen, I love him. I love his. I love his business model, but I think the train stops here. Listen, man, I think Anthony Joshua gonna put a hurting on that boy.
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Rory
Oh, and around the same time that I saw the Die Slower Pussy, I'm on the timeline and I see all these, like, out of context tweets from Damaris where I feel like she's, like, subbing an ex or something. And then I keep scrolling and realize that she's subbing Mariah the scientist. I am not her marriage proposal.
Damaris
Don't create. Don't create that narrative. That's not true. I'm very happy as long as Mariah is happy.
Rory
Of course you are.
Maul
And she's not. Like, we got to stop saying I'm happy if so. And so is happy. No, you're not. You're not happy. If Mariah the Science is happy.
Damaris
I'm happy. She's happy.
Maul
No, you're not.
Damaris
I want. I want my favorite artist to be happy. I don't want them to be depressed. Why would I want.
Maul
Okay, that's human being.
Damaris
Like, I love Mariah. I want her career to continue to successfully flourish. So if she's happy, I'm happy. All I said was the album. The next album gonna be great. That's all I said.
Maul
Okay, but why do you.
Rory
Back to words at the beginning. What were you alluding to?
Damaris
The next album's gonna be great. She's gonna be in love. I love and love music.
Rory
That's what you're. That's what you're thinking?
Damaris
Yeah, that's what. That's what I. Do you think something different?
Rory
Yes.
Damaris
Oh, okay.
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Rory
I took that as you were expecting.
Damaris
No, no, don't say what you took what I was saying as. What do you think?
Rory
I don't think about Mariah the scientist in Young Thug.
Damaris
Oh, okay. Ever.
Rory
I didn't even know they were dating until, like, he got out of jail. Yeah, until it was the daddy, am I your baby?
Maul
Call.
Rory
When he was in jail, I had no idea they even knew each other.
Damaris
Y' all ever had somebody say daddy call you and say that?
Maul
Call me and say what?
Damaris
Just daddy, am I your baby?
Maul
No, I'm not your daddy, and you're not my baby.
Rory
Oh, boo.
Maul
No. Yeah, that's what's up.
Damaris
Boring.
Maul
Yeah. Huh?
Damaris
That's so boring.
Rory
I'm not your daddy.
Maul
Daddy, am I your. Get the off my phone with this. Am I your call your father, boy? Yeah. No, you're not my baby.
Damaris
You're just boring over there.
Rory
That's. That's the difference between boring and not boring. It's just the word, Daddy. Poppy, for some reason is okay.
Damaris
Snigga think.
Rory
I don't know why.
Maul
Think Poppy.
Damaris
Yo, he think he Puerto Rico.
Rory
I'm not saying. I'm saying it.
Maul
You're lad. You're lad. You're not Poppy.
Damaris
Yeah.
Maul
Rory, are you my lad? I might be right.
Rory
I think I might fucking cry. I think father might be. Am I yo? I think father is what it would be for.
Maul
Rory, am I your father?
Damaris
Yo, lad is funny.
Maul
Rory, are you my father?
Rory
What's the opposite of matriarchal? Like, I'd be that.
Maul
Rory, are you my lad?
Rory
The father, son, the Holy Ghost. That's my land for sure.
Maul
All right, well, congrats to Mariah the scientist and Young Thug. We love to see people in love and, you know, professing their love to each other. So, so respect there.
Rory
I mean, I don't think this. Because I know nothing about it. I think Mariah Sciences is great. I did see someone tweet this morning, God, please send me a bitch as fire and dumb as Mariah Scientist. I was like, that is mean.
Damaris
People are so mean on the Internet.
Maul
Are they mean or are they honest?
Damaris
I feel like we all need to learn to shut the fuck up a little bit more when it comes to people relationship, like calling somebody dumb. I just feel like celebrities see this stuff. I don't think celebrities see this stuff. Of course they do critique their art, but like, I don't know, maybe I've.
Maul
Learned, like, no, no, no. But here's the thing, Baby D. Here's the thing. Everything that they've gone through, the audio tapes and everything, when Thug was in jail, the other women he was talking to, and all of that was made public. Yeah, all of that was made public. So now when you have that, that's our business. Now we open my phone, I see what they been doing in jail. This, that and the third. Okay. It's cute when it's. Everybody is oh, Dadd. When that's the meme and everybody, it's cute then.
Rory
I thought it was fucked up then.
Maul
It's cute then. But then when it's like, yo, wasn't he just had a whole bunch of other girls on his visit telling him they loved. He loved them. And this, that, and the third, and he come home and now he get on stage on one knee, and you like, yeah, like, nah. But in the words this nigga playing in your face.
Damaris
But that's fine.
Rory
I'm in jail. I can't help when people come to visit me. I'm in jail.
Maul
But you can help what you say to people when they come visit you.
Rory
Yeah, but you're not supposed to leak that.
Maul
All right, so that's why.
Damaris
When it's like. When it's like. Well, they. It's. That's our business now. No, it's not. And they didn't. They didn't put you in their business. Their phone calls got leaked, their privacy got invaded, and now you got to go on the Internet and watch people who don't know you have opinions on your relationship. If you want to say something positive to people.
Maul
Have you ever visited somebody in jail?
Damaris
Have I ever.
Maul
Or have you ever had a phone call from somebody in jail?
Damaris
Romantically? No, but my cousin.
Maul
Have you had a phone call from anybody? The first thing they tell you is, this call is what being recorded?
Damaris
Yes.
Maul
All right, then. So anything after that, I don't care if it leaked, whatever. You know this is being recorded. You know that this has a chance. Somebody may see this. Somebody may hear this.
Damaris
Yes, but what.
Maul
So let's not say anything on this.
Damaris
Call, which is fine, but I'm not talking about for thug. I'm talking about Mariah. Mariah didn't do anything with wrong.
Maul
I'm not. No, I'm not saying no.
Damaris
But what I'm saying is I just feel like the Internet has just gotten so comfortable commenting on, like, calling somebody. I don't know. We're used to it, so it doesn't seem like a big deal to us, but the celebrities see this stuff and we be saying the meanest about. I've done it before, too. The meanest about these people. They are human beings, and just because they're public figures, they got to read.
Rory
This gig is the gig.
Damaris
Yeah, that shit is whack.
Maul
But I hope that they are happy. I hope that. You know what I'm saying, their union is full of love and happiness and all of that. I don't want them to be, you know, have a terrible marriage. But I am saying to things that people may say on the Internet that you may think is hurtful or things like that, they're just going off of the information and they're following this love story. So if somebody's following the love story, you can't be mad when they start talking about certain chapters like, yo, like, this nigga, he was. Girl, he was playing in your face the whole time, and you still had a. People are following the love story is what I'm saying.
Damaris
I mean, that's fine.
Maul
Hopefully it ends up in happiness and love and beautiful family. You know, we want happiness for them, but you can't get mad at people on the Internet for just, you know, referring back to chapter 22. That's all. It's like, people remember. And people like Mariah the Scientist, and people feel like, yo, girl, this nigga playing in your face. You deserve better. I see things girls say all the time online about Mariah the Scientist. Like, yo, you deserve better than that. You letting this man play with you. Da, da, da, da. So now when she pop out engaged to the guy that her fans, some of her fans feel like it's not good for her or played in her face, of course they gonna say things like that.
Damaris
I saw a tweet that said, y' all real funny. Cause y' all call everybody but Beyonce stupid for not leaving.
Rory
Yeah, but she gave us lemonade and told us how she worked through it. And Jay cried on the song 444. So it's like. And he made. Come on. He made the blueprint.
Damaris
You ever heard Lifestyle?
Rory
I was just about to say, there's plenty of women going through what Mariah Scientist goes through, and that man didn't make barter six. So I don't know.
Maul
Yeah, it's. Women don't mind going through worse.
Rory
I hear what you're saying, but don't act like in the neighborhood, they don't talk the same about what a lesser.
Maul
Nigga with a lesser making sense. But this is what human beings do with a lesser. Like, he did. What? Girl, if you don't leave that. That ain't even got no. I see this one meme. This dude said, tired of women lying to me, man. To my boo. I love you, I love you, I love you. He said, I ain't even got no car. You lying.
Damaris
What? What?
Rory
What?
Maul
You know, girl, y' all don't love no. Without no car. Cut it out.
Damaris
Oh, me personally, no, but I don't.
Maul
It ain't just you personally. It's women. I said what? I said.
Rory
Wait, wait, Where. Where are we, though?
Maul
What you mean, where are we?
Damaris
When if we.
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Rory
A lot of people don't have cars. Even very rich people. Yeah, these bitches. You don't feel loved.
Damaris
They don't love you.
Maul
Let me. Let me give you breaking news, baby.
Rory
I know they don't love me.
Maul
They don't love me. You think? I just told you, I don't go on dates. I'm not stupid. They don't love me. I'm not. Listen. I'm very self aware. A girl be like, yo, I love you. I'll be like, yo, cut. Cut it. What you want? What you need? Christmas coming, first of the month. Like, what happened?
Damaris
Why you don't think that you're worthy of love?
Maul
No, no, no, I didn't say that.
Rory
Damn.
Maul
That's not what. See how fast she is? I'm worthy of love. I know that the same chicks out here don't love me when they say they love me.
Damaris
Why would you not believe that they love you? That's like, when. When n. Be like, I don't want a girl that fucked me on the first date. I feel like she do that to everybody. Why you don't believe you special? Why you don't believe that something was different about you?
Maul
Cause then information lands in your lap and you find out homie smashed him one day too.
Rory
From a jail call. You found out?
Maul
Yeah, from a jail call.
Rory
Until that leak.
Maul
From a jail week, yeah, you'll find out like, oh, that's. She just say that to everybody. Like, oh, all right. I knew she didn't love me. I ain't special.
Rory
You ain't the same with dumbbells. Don't love me.
Damaris
You just say that shit to get.
Maul
To, girl, you don't love me. Cut the shit, Ma.
Rory
You can be loved without a car. I think, like, maybe in more of a remote city like Atlanta, a car would help to be loved. But I think in the five boroughs, you get it done and be loved.
Maul
I mean, hey, we'll see.
Rory
Like, once you hit Central Jersey, yeah, you should probably have a car.
Maul
But I'm getting my car, though. So now I'm gonna see if somebody, like, really bug me.
Damaris
Can I be a passenger, princess?
Maul
Hell, no. That's for the hoes. If you. If you in the passenger seat, you gotta be doing all the way up the west side highway or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying, Rory? That's what we do on the west side at night. You know what I mean? Exit.
Rory
Damn. Already we home.
Maul
Yeah, you heard the song? That wasn't just raps. That was real life. They was showing you real life.
Rory
Why do we let Camron and Juels get that. That line off?
Maul
What line?
Rory
Yo. L. I hit what I've never asked my man. What else?
Damaris
What else?
Rory
Plus, has my man came out to be like, Yo, I hit 100%. Has happened multiple times. I never went, yo, but what else? Plus, don't say word. Say word. She let you and she gave you head.
Damaris
No, what else?
Maul
Yo, say word is hilarious. Plus, dome. Say word.
Rory
And we gonna get it on at night.
Maul
Yeah, man. She did me. Gave me that extra value meal, mopped me up real nice.
Rory
And mind you, I mean, there's been times where I've just hit and not gotten done. But it would, like. It doesn't shock me that I also get head if I'm somebody. No, but, like, that's not that crazy of a concept.
Maul
Yeah, no, I mean, you can get.
Rory
Head and not hit. And it's like, all right, cool.
Maul
That's not true, though. Cause you've gotten head before, and you didn't think she was about to give you head.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Oh, no. It was a great surprise.
Maul
But that's what I'm saying. So that's why Cam was like, say word. Like, but if she let me know.
Rory
If she letting you fuck, like, I don't know.
Maul
It was probably a girl that Cam dated to, and she didn't give Cam head. So he was like, say word. Like, I ain't get that. That happens. That's a real thing.
Rory
I'm also. If I know my man's fuck someone, definitely one, not fucking them. Two, not calling them. Be like, yo, I hit. That's fucking sick.
Maul
Oh, man.
Rory
Nobody. I gotta call Goober or somebody. Like, no one said anything in the studio.
Maul
Nah, man.
Rory
I don't think this is the exchange, y'.
Maul
All.
Rory
I don't like the shit y' all doing. Oh, boy. Let's lean more in that direction. Let's go with the old boy.
Damaris
You're still talking about it 15 years later.
Maul
Oh, man. We can't believe that that really happened. Like, now that you own it, you look back to, like, certain bars. You like. We used to, like, say this out loud. Like, we couldn't wait to get to that part of the song, but.
Rory
And I never understood what Joel said. I'm 18. Live a crazy life. Plus, I tell you what, the 80s like. Like, that was in 02. You st. How old was the girl you talking to? I was 12 years old when that song came out, and I was born in 1990. I can't tell you what the 80s like. So who's he talking to?
Damaris
But he was. She was older than him. He said that. That's why he said that.
Rory
Yeah, but she. If she was older, she Would know what the 80s was like.
Damaris
But I know that's why she. He was like, I could tell you what the 80s like.
Rory
Gotcha.
Damaris
It's okay. You reading comprehension, listening comprehension.
Rory
I can be all three, plus I could lay the pipe. I get it. No, it was good line.
Maul
But why you break it down like that though? Like. Well, see, when you break the bars down like that, you make it sound crazy, man.
Rory
It was just. It was a funny follow up because the scheme of I can be all three, plus I can lay the play he was giving game at that point and then ended it like. But by the way, I can also tell you what 1986 was like. Sound like a good.
Damaris
I don't know.
Maul
I'd have felt he doing whatever that's lying it anything that anything to get this dome tonight. I'm gonna tell her whatever she want to hear. Yeah, I'm sorry, baby D. I'm a victim. I've done it too. I'm sorry.
Damaris
How y' all felt when y' all found out the love of y life was a.
Maul
I don't never think.
Rory
I don't think there's def. There's definitely a girl. Yeah.
Damaris
You thought she was the love of your life and you found out she was a cuz. That hurt with men too. When you like, damn, that's husband material. You find out he's a. That makes stomach not up.
Maul
Y' all don't care about that though, do y'? All?
Damaris
Who don't?
Rory
Yeah, y' all don't care about that.
Maul
That women don't care about that I care about.
Damaris
I care about. I'm not saying if you have a whore pass. You have a whore pass. Whatever. I mean, like, if you're an active like you that's you dedicated to this whore in life. Like, you just be like you. That you easy. You going.
Rory
I define easy.
Maul
Y' all don't want no but y. But you say that, baby. Then you don't want no that other women don't like and don't want attractive. You don't want that.
Damaris
That's not the problem. Because ma, I don't. I think that you a hoe, but I don't think you're an active whore. You can get plenty of women want you. You don't take every piece of that's thrown.
Rory
He literally just told you yesterday he was a.
Damaris
Bad.
Rory
That was yesterday.
Maul
Wait, what?
Damaris
No, I don't mean it like.
Rory
I don't.
Damaris
I don't mean it.
Rory
Trying to say he's not cool.
Damaris
No, I'm not saying it like that. Mall you'll be you just random all day every day. You don't. You're not like that.
Maul
Absolutely not.
Damaris
You're not easy. Like you know how to turn down vagina some of these.
Maul
But baby, I'm also.
Rory
Is it more because of time constraint and location or is it a mall?
Damaris
If ma lived in Brooklyn, he'd be going crazy.
Rory
No, you know, if ma lived like really in the dry state football numbers.
Maul
Nah, I'm not that like I don't really maul.
Rory
When you were living close to the city, you fucked 50 bitches in one summer.
Maul
I was 24 years old.
Rory
What'd that mean?
Maul
I was young and dumb.
Rory
You just did leg day. You in shape.
Maul
Nah, I was young and dumb bro. Like when you 20 something years old. Yeah. That's what you do as a 40 something year old. I'm not even having conversations with certain women or like once I know there a certain type, I'm like, yo, we, I have we. It's nothing that we're gonna have in common.
Rory
Oh yeah man.
Maul
But you learn that over time. Like you learn the type of women that you attracted to, the type of women that you should have certain conversations with. Definitely. You learn what type of women you should be laying down with like and having sex with. Like just cause she looked good don't mean you need to lay down in bed with her and roll around and play tummy sticks with her.
Rory
What the fuck is sex? Unless it was the summer of love.
Maul
Then that's a different summer. That's a whole different summer.
Rory
What summer was that?
Maul
That 2006.
Rory
Yeah. 06 was definitely the summer of love.
Maul
2005, 2006, something like that. Yeah. I was out there. I was. It's like crab in a barrel. And I had two shotguns. Who wants crab cakes?
Rory
I was 15. And whoever would have me when you 15, when you 15, whoever will have me.
Maul
But that's what it is when you're young though. Hell, you don't know as a 20 something year old like what's going through puberty. Young guy. And you don't know when you're gonna have sex. You cannot control when you have sex. So if you just happen to get a girl at the crib and she's ready to have you, don't care what she look like. She might not be the most attractive at 24. Yeah. Nah, you knocking them down, you knocking them down.
Damaris
But you have a little bit of discernment at 24.
Maul
No, you have a little bit of Discernment. You're right. A little bit of discernment. A little bit. Now I got a lot of Bit like, I stopped mid conversation. I'm like, I will never talk to this girl again. It's just certain things they talk about. They say I'm just like, oh, yeah, that's what you want.
Damaris
I can't wait for a year when I could tell the world why you ghosted this one girl. I'm gonna give it a year, though. Cause I don't want her to know. Why you ghost who? I ghosted what I did funk funky.
Maul
Oh, that's always. They know that's my part of my thing. I say that out loud. Yeah. If you smell funny, I'm not fucking with you. See, when I was 22.
Rory
Come on, just go like this.
Maul
I might have had to. I might have had to hump through a little bit of stink air.
Rory
Oh, for sure.
Maul
But at 44. No. I go into bed and watch first 48 and go to sleep. I don't need that pussy. Like, I'm cool. Yeah, I'm cool.
Rory
Yeah. You can't watch first 48 and it stink in the room.
Maul
Yeah, the room stink. I got a light sage. Hoping you leave like peach.
Damaris
Me said it smelled like the actual crime scene.
Maul
Yeah, it smell like the corners on the way. Like.
Rory
Like what. What settings is your tv Smells in here too. Some new AI.
Maul
It's bad.
Rory
That's how I knew our whole podcast was watched. I think we were in. We had a live show in Boston. And in the group chat, everybody just happened to be alone. Watching First 48.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
Y all in different rooms.
Damaris
Y' all some lou.
Rory
So I think someone just put it on tv. And then everyone. It just started ringing, vibrating. Everyone was just sending photos of their hotels.
Maul
Watching the same.
Rory
I'm just watching first. By yourself?
Maul
It's better than having some rando in your room that you never gonna see again, never gonna talk to again. I gotta sit here and pretend, act like we know we have things in common. Like, oh, you watch this too. It's funny. Just give me some head.
Rory
You watch this too? Yeah.
Maul
Like, how long we gonna do that? Like four commercials. All right, come on. We don't watch four commercials. I need some. Some top. Yeah, like, we can't do this. You gotta go soon. You're not spending the night.
Rory
And cuz, like, I don't. I don't even do this type of. But there's something that's just different about you. You feel like we've known each other forever.
Maul
Check your man out. See you do that.
Rory
I never done that.
Maul
Come on. He do that.
Rory
I couldn't get that out with a straight face to a woman. I would start laughing in the middle of the sentence. I feel like we've known each other our whole lives.
Damaris
I've said that before, but I've said.
Maul
It sarcastically to people, to a guy. No way.
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You know what?
Rory
That probably worked on me, Josh.
Maul
No way.
Rory
You know what, Damaris?
Maul
Maybe I am easy.
Rory
That would work on me. You said it really.
Damaris
It really felt like we knew were.
Rory
Man, y' all your moon in Virgo, too.
Maul
Damaris, you got to walk us through this. How did you. How. How did the conversation.
Damaris
It was a serious conversation, but we really did feel like that. Like, we really felt like we known each other. Like, we didn't say a first date, but we said, like we. Yo. Like, I felt like I've known you my entire life.
Maul
Oh, but not the first. Not the first.
Rory
No, not the first.
Maul
That's what we talking about. We talking about it was like the.
Damaris
Second and the second date was the day after the first.
Maul
So 24 hours later, you told that man.
Rory
That's the same thing.
Maul
You felt like you've known him pretty much. That's the same thing. Yeah.
Damaris
Well, even if you had phone conversations.
Maul
With them beforehand, like, not the second day. Like, after the first week, two weeks, you kind of feel like, yo, like, I ain't gonna lie. Our chemistry is like. It's like we hung out before. I feel like we've known each other for. I can understand that. The second day, a girl said that. The second day, I'm like, yo, I just start asking real questions. What's up? You need somewhere to stay? Like, what's up? Cause you landed on heavy. I known you 24 hours, and you telling me. I feel like I've known you forever.
Damaris
Well, we had known each other. We had known each other for two weeks. It was just the second date.
Maul
So y' all were talking for two weeks? Yes. That's different.
Damaris
That's what I'm talking about.
Maul
You got enough conversations.
Damaris
I didn't meet and know him for 24 hours.
Maul
Okay, all right. If you were talking for two weeks, but then at the second time y' all hung out. Oh, no, I'm not mad at that shit.
Rory
You get off at, like, a resort. Doing that in domestic waters is crazy at a resort. Like, you do that shit on a cruise. Like, you do that shit on vacation.
Maul
You do your best line.
Rory
Doing that shit in the city you live in is Nuts.
Maul
Yeah, you do your best. You do your best line on vacation. Vacation lies. Soon as I get back to jfk, I'll be like, man, I don't even know what I just told this girl. But that was all lies.
Damaris
That's why I do that.
Maul
It's warm water, sand. You got this fucking dong bikini on. I'm four coladas in. What you want me to say? I'm just giving you my best.
Rory
We both understand this is not leaving Dr. Like.
Damaris
Yeah, but what she don't understand that.
Maul
She gonna understand once I get my bag off this, this carousel again. This Uber, once I hit the pre check line.
Rory
Oh, you ain't got clear. Yo. Text me to get home as soon.
Maul
As I walk to my gate. And she gotta go to her gate. She don't live in New York. Where you at? Oh, you going back to the West Coast. All right, see you later. It's over. Them lies are staying right in that sand. Yeah.
Rory
With the rock the bell, that was my first cruise. I didn't know that that was like a thing on cruises until after we docked. Like that's a real thing that people do.
Maul
You fall in love on the cruise.
Rory
Yeah, that's why.
Maul
Yeah, you had your cabin.
Rory
But, but it was all like people. It was like a marriage cruise, more or less. Like with that lineup of older people that were married, having fun. It wasn't like a, A singles. Yeah, that's different.
Maul
That's different. Yeah, but you got a lot on vacation, baby. Baby. Dude, you done lied on vacation before.
Rory
You've definitely been like pretending to be in a relationship.
Damaris
Never. I've never done that.
Rory
Like.
Maul
No, you've never lied on vacation?
Rory
No one I know is in St. Thomas. We can just pretend we're in a relationship.
Damaris
I've never, I've never done that. I've never been like that.
Maul
I don't.
Damaris
My friends do that. My friends be on vacation. I've never been there.
Maul
I don't.
Rory
No, I'm not saying everyone on vacation. I'm saying you. We are now in a full blown relationship.
Maul
No, I'm saying you with a guy. Not. Not you on vacation, chilling and you meet a guy. I'm talking about you. You went on a trip with a guy.
Damaris
No, my dumb ass really being love. I. Y' all know me. Ditzy lover girl. Idiot.
Maul
It Baby D, you got to lie.
Damaris
I don't. I, I, I don't.
Rory
Why?
Maul
Why?
Damaris
I don't like lying. Real of a. I don't got to lie. I don't like that. Why lie?
Maul
Yeah, but then you come in here two months later, and you and your villain. I know when you in your villain era, I know your villain origin story as soon as you come back and be like, so think I'm. I'm like. I'm like, all right. Oh, my God.
Rory
When she gets the sand out of.
Maul
Her toes, like, it was just all good. We got a whole fucking beach dump and all of that. You done put everything on the top, like, all right, baby. To get your shit off. Two weeks later. Yo, so niggas think I'm pussy. Cause n be thinking, who you talking to? Me and Rory don't think that. So who you talking to?
Damaris
My thing will always be like, with this lion shit. You don't have to lie to me because I'm the most understanding person on earth. Everything you want from me, if you keep it honest, you can still have.
Maul
No, that's not true.
Rory
We're talking more about. We're both lying to each other about this commitment.
Damaris
You can't have the commitment. And that's what want. Want you locked away.
Rory
Mary J.
Damaris
Song want you locked away while they do what they want to do.
Maul
No, no, no, no, no.
Damaris
We can still do everything we're doing.
Maul
Oh, yeah. He got to keep it, Pete. You can't. You can't try to lock her down. And then you still trying to play.
Damaris
That's what it is.
Maul
Yeah, yeah.
Damaris
All day, every day.
Rory
No, but we saying more The. The vacation of. We're. We're both lying to each. We both know what this is like. One time, I went on vacation with a girl I was not dating, and when we got to the front desk, they said, right this way, Mr. And Ms. Farrell. I was like, oh, he playing along, too.
Maul
I loved it. I loved it. He gave him my last name. You know what it is? I believe you're in the honeymoon suite. Yes, we are.
Rory
Oh, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Y' all don't lie every time you book. Book something.
Maul
We about to fuck this suite up.
Damaris
Huh?
Rory
Y' all don't lie every time you.
Damaris
Want them people saying shit. Anniversary.
Rory
Hell, yeah. Every restaurant we go to in the.
Maul
In the nice goose from the towel. Yeah. The swan on the bed, they give.
Rory
You a free bottle of champagne.
Maul
And the cheap champagne, they give you the. From the bottomless brunch, they give you that. The bottomless.
Rory
It's just seltzer water. Really?
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Maul
That's trash. But it. We don't need that. It's all good.
Rory
No, that just makes vacations more fun.
Maul
You got a lot of vacations are.
Rory
To escape from reality. Why can't you also do that with somebody that.
Damaris
I lie too good. I believe my own lies. So I just don't lie.
Rory
That's the point of vacation.
Maul
That's called mental illness.
Damaris
I lied too good. I started believing.
Maul
Because we both know. Because once you go on a trip knowing, like, yo, listen, we just gonna have fun, and y' all both know what it is we in here lying. I don't.
Damaris
I don't go on trips. Like, I only go on trips with my boyfriends. I don't go on trips like that.
Maul
Yeah, but then you come back from the trip, and then you be like, yo, some niggas think I'm pussy.
Damaris
Cause n be thinking I'm pussy.
Maul
That's what I'm saying. So protect yourself and just go have fun. Don't put too much on it. Just lie. Tell a nigga like, I'm not talking to nobody else but you, boo. You know how y' all do. Look that nigga right in his eyes. I'm not. I don't do that. This is my first time here. I don't even. And front desk nigga know you by now.
Rory
You back, yo, the front desk nigga.
Damaris
In St. Lucia knowing you.
Maul
Yeah. Yo, like, yo, why he hugged you like that?
Damaris
You hugged.
Rory
The usual.
Maul
Like, why he know what you drink?
Rory
Yeah. Cause nothing will be. Would be worse if I got Tito's in that.
Maul
Like, why he know you like Tito's in that?
Rory
Yo, because you know, some. Some of those. Those resorts, like, they keep the data and know if you're a returning customer, I never want to hear. Welcome back, Mr. Farrell.
Maul
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Rory
This is my first time here.
Maul
Yeah, I don't.
Rory
I've never been here.
Maul
I never. I never do that, though. Double back to the same resort, though.
Rory
I've been like, once or twice, but, yeah, I'd rather go somewhere new than go to the same.
Maul
New lies, new beach, new lies. That's how I'm on it.
Rory
But I don't know. I mean, me and Pe we left our souls in St. Thomas. I've been back there a few times.
Maul
All right, well, 50 Cent has released audio 50.
Rory
Your man can't out out petty. 50.
Maul
Nobody can out Petty.
Rory
Yeah, that's. Drake is petty. Don't get me wrong. He's. He's the Petty King when there's the Petty God, and his name is Kurtis.
Damaris
Jackson, so he's the pettiest rapper of all time, is what we're Saying, yes.
Maul
Rapper, don't box him in. He's the pettiest man of all time. Not just rapper. 50 Cent is the pettiest man of all time.
Rory
Like, you know, like the royal family.
Maul
You know what it is about more than the Clintons. I don't understand why people. Because again, you gotta understand. 50's his life story. Whenever somebody stands over you and puts bullets into you and tries to kill you, you, you, nothing bothers you after that. Like, there's nothing nobody could say. Especially when you successful, got money. And what are you gonna say to this man? Yeah, he gonna look at you and be like, oh, okay, you wanna go down that road? Okay, let's do it. Let's have fun. And it's not gonna end good most times for you. So.
Rory
Well, for those that don't know, 50's been going back and forth with Mayno and Jim Jones with their podcast and he leaked in audio conversation with the landlord of where they record saying that Jim owes like 180k. But 50 did just post while we were recording that that Jim did pay it all back and he said, yo, I'll still talk to the landlord, but he wants to buy the place that they record at. Which I believe the landlord has some type of deal with them as far as he could buy some of the podcast if he wanted to. Which is probably the most petty thing on fucking earth. But I saw Mayno yesterday do TMZ, said beefing with 50 is profitable. Like there, there's a reason why Khaled told Rick Ross, you should go dis 50 like that. It'll help you. 50 will keep that going. Yeah, yeah, he'll, he'll apply to everything. He'll make it funny. Like a back and forth with 50 does help your career.
Maul
Yeah, I mean when you, if you, if that's the attention you want, if you just want clicks and to go viral and things like that and have fun, if that's what you want. But now if you show up to your studio one day and it's a government seize on the property saying that it has been sold, it's not gonna be too funny, then it's not laughs. Then we gotta find somewhere else to record and then we got. So, you know, I don't know if you want to go down that lane and laugh with 50 like that. I don't wanna do that. Hey, 50, I love you, but I don't understand why anybody would wanna get into a back and forth with 50. Yes, you're gonna get clicks and views, but if he decides to get really petty and start, like, affecting business, I mean, he has a great team of lawyers that will make things very difficult for your business model is all I'm saying. I don't wanna see that. I think it's unnecessary, but hopefully this is just a bunch of rappers from the city going back and forth, talking shit, having fun on the Internet.
Rory
Well, Jim and 50 have had a weird relationship for a little bit now.
Maul
But 50 has had a weird relationship with a lot of people. And now everybody. Everybody. I mean, him and Fat Joe was caught side Nick games, like. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They had a weird.
Rory
They had real beef.
Maul
This is what I'm saying. So we've seen 50 make amends and be cool with people. But, you know, I just think that he's somebody that. He lives for this petty shit. This fuels him. This gives him something to just, you know, just be petty about and just have fun on the Internet with. But again, it could really affect your real business, though.
Rory
Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, who's been unhappy unscathed in a 50 beef?
Maul
Unscathed? I don't know if anybody is.
Rory
I mean, the Ross thing, all right, the pimp and Curly was funny. And then he took his baby mother shopping. Like, that was wild. And then 50 launched his whole blog based off that. Raw. The only thing that saved Ross in that whole thing was that's when Ross started making the best music of his life. And we. And 50 started focusing on other things except for music. So it looked like Ross. Ross did come out unscathed in that. That regard.
Maul
I wouldn't say unscathed, but it looked.
Rory
Like he came out. His baby mother was on camera shopping with 57.
Maul
It looked like he came out, you know, on the better side of that. Like, he. He had success and he still was able to.
Rory
The music was just undeniable.
Maul
He was making good music.
Rory
Like the Officer Ricky. Didn't really matter that much when the music was that good. But, I mean, young Buck will tell you, 50's gonna record a phone call.
Maul
As he should do y' all not gonna call me a liar, do y'?
Damaris
All?
Rory
Don't let me cry on the phone. And you. You record it.
Damaris
Y' all record your phone calls now?
Maul
Do I record my phone calls?
Rory
What type of phone call?
Damaris
Not like every phone call, but, like, business phone calls. Let's squad.
Rory
Well, anything Zoom related.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
You can also record everything. Yeah. Most of the business calls that should be recorded are typically on Zoom. And that's always. You always See with us.
Maul
Yeah. You always see, like, it's recorded.
Rory
Hope you know this is being recorded. Yeah, like.
Maul
Like, do I record when somebody don't know I'm recording? I'm not doing that. I don't play that game. I don't. But why? I would just wouldn't be talking to somebody if I feel like I had to record them. We wouldn't have a conversation.
Rory
Isn't that illegal in New York? There's certain states where you can't record calls without people's, like, permission to know.
Maul
I think it is illegal. New York.
Damaris
It.
Maul
Why? Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing. Why have you recorded a phone call?
Damaris
Cuz sometimes, like, I. I be too into the call talking. I don't really be hearing what they saying. So I recorded like an argument call or like a breakup call and not listen back and be like, I forgot to make this point.
Maul
Can I ask you something? How many. How many argument calls have you had with the same. No, how many breakup calls have you had with the same person?
Damaris
Well, it depends on the person.
Maul
Okay, so how many breakup calls has one guy gotten before just from, like, a random guy?
Damaris
Bro, I broke up with my ex. Like, we broke up like, seven times in like, the course of two years.
Maul
What's up?
Damaris
Like, why you keep picking on me today? Like, is you cool?
Maul
No, I'm not picking in yellow hat. I'm not picking on you. I'm just asking you a question. That's all.
Damaris
That's it.
Rory
But you're asking the wrong like. All right, so when you listen back, is it AirPods? You put it on the Sonos? Nah, are we banging it in the wind? Like, how do you listen back? You just like this.
Damaris
You put your phone on speakerphone, record it on your computer, and then play it back on your computer and screen share with your homegirls so they can hear.
Maul
Nah, that's way too much. Yo, you playing my shit on the Summer Jam screen at that point.
Rory
You got it. Like, whatever.
Maul
Like, what's up, man? What we doing? You playing your conversation with your homegirls that you recorded on your laptop. For what? Like, what's the. What you playing them in the conversation for?
Damaris
You ain't never watched game tape before.
Rory
Doing that to get better at arguing. This is the great debaters.
Damaris
Y' all watch sex tapes back. They feel, oh, okay, I could probably do this move next time, but I can't watch an argument back to be like, I could be better at this. I could make this point better. I can be Less emotional when I'm arguing.
Maul
All right, but do you have, like, how many arguments do you have, like, on your computer?
Damaris
Oh, just like, two.
Maul
Okay, so you don't save all your work.
Damaris
No.
Maul
Once you get better, you just delete the. Okay, I think I respect it. I can kind of respect that. Yeah, but are you trying to get better at arguing, or are you trying.
Damaris
To get better at problem solving? Cause sometimes I get emotional and I don't get my point across, so I want to be better at that. Okay, but it's hard if you don't hear it, because you can't when you're emotional. You're not listening, so you don't remember what you said. So when you record it, it's like, oh, I messed up right here. I should listen.
Maul
I should have told this lie.
Damaris
Lie.
Maul
That's all she doing. She's trying to look.
Rory
She not the lie. Pocket his reactions to figure out how she could manipulate better. Okay. He kind of fell for that one. So let me lean more into that.
Damaris
In a terrible lens. Cuz y' all are terrible people. I'm just trying to be a better now.
Maul
We're terrible people. We. We don't record.
Rory
I'm not recording.
Maul
We don't record.
Damaris
Y' all don't want to be better. Y' all not trying to problem solve.
Maul
No, I am, but I'm just not recording myself trying to be a problem.
Damaris
And I also don't like when somebody said. I didn't say that. Yes, you did. I didn't say that. Yes. The fuck I didn't say it like that. Yes, the fuck you did. I have it.
Maul
You see why you should just lie on the beat.
Damaris
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
Maul
Asap. Rocky is putting out an album. Rory, I don't know if you know that. It's called don't be dumb.
Rory
I've never played back my fucking argument.
Maul
What are you gonna do?
Rory
Just.
Damaris
Just. You ain't gonna leave.
Maul
The relationship is over with that suing.
Rory
Universe University, everybody getting sued.
Maul
So ASAP Rock is putting out an album?
Rory
Yeah, I mean, I think it's. It's a great title. Because we're dumb to believe that he's gonna put this out. It's been going on for what, five years? He beat his case and did an album announcement with the date and everything. Never got it.
Maul
So he says. Sorry.
Rory
He did this in word art the day he posted it.
Maul
Don't be dumb. Finally. Here. Thanks, Tim Burton, for helping me make this movie. Coming soon.
Rory
Oh, so it's a movie.
Maul
Okay. My thing is, why is Rocky putting out music? He might be passionate about it still, but let's just paint the scenario. Rory, you're married to a billionaire mogul of a wife. You have three beautiful children. The music industry is dying, especially our genre. Hip hop is not doing what it once was. Why would I spend time away from my beautiful family to record music and put it out?
Rory
This would be the best time to ever put music out. There's no pressure. I don't have to confide to what may have to work or deal with the current sound. Doesn't matter. There's nothing to do with my livelihood. That's the perfect time, I think, to create.
Maul
Okay. Creating from a place of just wanting to create.
Rory
That's even why I.
Maul
You don't care what I did.
Damaris
My.
Rory
Why I even did my first project. And I mean, me and ASAP Rocket are clearly like the same person. We've had the same impact on. On music and fashion.
Maul
Yeah. You and just the culture.
Rory
Same shit.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
I did it because I. I did it from a place where this is not my livelihood. Like, I'm not making it from a place where I need to pay. My rent is paid elsewhere.
Maul
It's.
Rory
With this gig, I can do whatever I want over here and not have to worry about how we navigate. Like when. When we're here, sometimes we talk about or clip or. Or title certain things because we know it has to get traction, downloads, views. I wouldn't do that if. If I was a billionaire. Outside of that, this podcast would probably be a little bit different as far as some of the topics that we do have to cover, but it's livelihood. I got a kid. I got a mortgage. But okay, but music wise, if I'm with a billionaire, that's probably make my best music.
Maul
All right, well, we'll have to see.
Rory
And I got a different type of talk.
Maul
Yeah, you can talk a little.
Rory
And Rocky's done fine by himself. He doesn't need to be with a billionaire wife. But that's a little different one when you with the Fenty Queen.
Maul
All right, I want to hear what he did. I want to hear what Rocky did with this project. Hear what music he got on there. Hear what he's talking about. He's, you know, obviously has a family now, and life is different. So let's see what he did with this one.
Rory
If. If everybody hates the album and I love it, guess what? I made an album I love, and I'm going home to my billionaire, beautiful, amazing wife and my three children. Nothing Nothing's gonna change.
Maul
Life is great. Life is great.
Rory
I like the album and that's all that matters. Cause this is not really my job anymore. This is just a passion project.
Maul
Tim Burton did the COVID art. That's hard.
Rory
I mean, but even like Rocky, as creative as he is, I think the last three videos he's put out have been fucking incredible. Like, I think Rocky's just having fun.
Maul
He had. I told you. I don't know how he did.
Rory
His videos were crazy.
Maul
That video he did. What was it? Was it Taylor?
Rory
Was it Taylor's Talk about the joint that was in Soho with Rihanna was like on the fire escape at one point.
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Maul
Not that one.
Rory
Okay. Because that one.
Maul
What was the last. What was the last video he did? I said I feel like he should have got video video.
Damaris
That was the one with Rihanna. I think you're talking about.
Rory
Is it.
Maul
Was it Taylor Swift? Swifty or Swift. What was the name of that song? Josh, you look it up.
Rory
Who?
Damaris
Taylor Swift.
Maul
Taylor Swift.
Rory
That's good. Getting se over there. I see what he was trying to do.
Maul
That. That video. That video was insane.
Rory
If you Swift, if you were with a billionaire, what would be. What would be your passion probably project was what. What's Maul doing? Once he had just can just chill, man.
Maul
I'm just be with the kids and in the gym every day, man, making sure I could please my lady, keep my lady happy.
Rory
You'd be a gym influencer.
Maul
No, I wouldn't be you. Y' all would never see me. I wouldn't influence nothing. I would be a dad. I would be in the gym.
Rory
Like passion project stuff. Not, of course, you'd be with your kids and. And this and that.
Maul
Maybe something for as far as giving back to like the community kids, things like that. Maybe some after school programs, like some rec centers and things like that. I think that's something to keep kids off the street and they can go somewhere safe, learn, give out some food, you know, things like that. Like just giving back to the youth. Something like that. That's like a passion.
Rory
Like, you'd essentially be the first lady. Like where they have to pick a charity and that's their.
Maul
Yeah, let's open up some rec centers around the country. And you know what I'm saying, how they got YMCAs and boys and girls club. Let's create something for our culture like that caters to the K from our culture, our communities, where they know they could be safe and have, you know, express themselves creatively. Get into maybe, you know, give Them other options. You don't have to be a rapper. You don't have to be an athlete. You can get into film. You can get into, you know, learning how to work cameras and engineering, audio engineering, things like that. Just create a space where kids can have fun and learn and know that, you know, people in the community care about them.
Rory
Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot.
Maul
Name it after our kids. You know what I'm saying, man? Yeah, something like that.
Rory
Cool. Cool thing. I mean, damn. Now that you, like, went that route, I'm just gonna sound like a selfish. I would just go full chef. I could feed the kids.
Maul
Okay, okay. I'm not mad at.
Rory
But I would definitely. If I had to, never worry about a bill. Yeah, I go full. Full chef.
Damaris
Same.
Maul
Yeah, like culinary school.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Or.
Rory
Or I would do, like, wild gardening.
Maul
What do you mean?
Rory
Like, yeah, like, because I told you, like, I like to arrange flowers because I'm getting.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
And, like, that's therapy to me. Yeah, I would do, like, gardening. That would be my thing.
Maul
I'm mad at that.
Rory
Cooking in flowers.
Maul
Agriculture.
Damaris
Yeah.
Maul
Kanye said we need to bring back agriculture in the schools. I agree with him. Kids need to know how to plant and grow stuff. Yeah.
Rory
You don't think that's crazy that we were given everything? Like, food comes out the ground?
Maul
No, listen, he made some valid points. He's a little, you know, his delivery was a little wild, but he made some valid points, though.
Rory
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Maul
Yeah, I'm not too sure about that, but I'll think about it. Right.
Rory
Ah, man. What you doing with your life? Get off the couch, man. It's time to go to Walden University, man. What you doing?
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Rory
Before we move on, I do want to say our Ghost Face interview at the Mass Appeal Pop up is available right now. One of my favorite conversations I think I've I've ever had and I know a lot of our our listeners prefer no guests, just us. But that ghost face conversation, I I encourage everyone to watch. That was a fun conversation. Ghost is fucking hilarious. He's built for podcasting.
Maul
Absolutely no Ghostface is he's bigger than podcasting. He's one of the greatest storytellers we have, one of the greatest personalities we have. And it was just, it was cool to sit down and talk to somebody that I've obviously been a fan of since I was a kid and watched and listened to. So yeah, the conversation was dope, fun, everything I thought it would talking to ghosts, a lot of laughs and even off mic like who he is on mic is who he is off mic 100% super cool, super personable, very funny, very charismatic. A true character. But also like, you know, somebody that has a lot of, like, love with him, though. Like, he's nothing but love and respect.
Rory
He's a good dude for sure.
Maul
Thanks for Ghostface shout out to MASH appeal as well.
Rory
We solved the pause issue between your family starting it and Ghosts having an issue with it. I'm glad we made some positive headway with it.
Maul
Yeah, we had a good pause. We had good negotiations. It was a good negotiation. I think we understand Ghost more now. He understands the pause more now.
Rory
I put him and Leon Thomas on text.
Maul
Great. Hopefully we get a great record out of that.
Rory
I hope to God they work together. That'll be perfect. But yeah, Ghostface Killer interview is available right now on our YouTube and anywhere you get audio podcast. Podcast. Let's get to our Put me on segment, which is sponsored by walden University. Yes, Ma is going to be the valedictorian 2026.
Maul
Am I Walden you. They giving me.
Rory
Listen, man, they gonna give you a scholarship.
Maul
I'll take it. I got four years of eligibility. I might be able to get be the point guard at Walden University. You never know.
Rory
Before I found out that track was going to cover my tuition. I've filled out an application for lefties that you get like money to go to college.
Maul
How much did they give you?
Rory
It was like 500 bucks. And my mom was like, now you filling that out. She was 500. Any type of little grant that you could do?
Maul
Hell yeah, we getting all this free money. I ain't mad at moms. Give me all of that. We need all of that. Every. Everything counts.
Rory
All right, Put me on segment. I would start this more of an end of the year wrap up type of put me on type of thing. I know you guys with Jesse Reyes, but she put out one of the greatest R B albums of this year and I don't think it got the attention that it should have. It's an incredible, incredible album. Paid in Memories, it's got Wayne's on it, Miguel is on it. Yachty Black, Big Sean. Ari Lennox is some of her best writing ever. And maybe I'm just not in that algorithm. I just don't think there's enough people talking about this. Jesse Ray is album, Paid in Memories is. Is by far one of my favorites this year.
Maul
I like Jesse Reyes.
Rory
No, she's. She's different. Like, it's one of those that I feel like, all right, what. What is not connecting for you to be a superstar? Is it. It has to be a. The business side of something.
Maul
I feel like not.
Rory
Not. Not her team. I'm saying, like, some. Something's not connecting with the label and the dsp. Because she's doing great. Don't get me wrong. She's selling out shows. She's doing incredible. I just think she. Think she's a tier above what she's doing as far as talent.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
And music. Her is incredible.
Maul
And she went to the same. That same program in Toronto with.
Rory
With Daniel, with Raheem, Chantel May, all them.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
1985. She's. I don't know. She's different to me. I've always felt that way about Jesse Reyes. I think she's so talented. Paid In Memories available. One of the best R and B projects of this year.
Maul
Dope. I'm gonna put y' all on to a guy, Chris Patrick. He's from East Orange, N.J. rapper. He got a project, Pray for Me, that I've been listening to. I like this dude. New rap.
Rory
Oh, all right. So it's rap. I'm looking at it right now.
Maul
Yeah. Chris Patrick.
Rory
Okay.
Maul
Pray for Me. He got suave on.
Rory
That's my guy.
Maul
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rory
Love that. And everyone check out suave stuff as well. All right. East Orange, Cool. I'm always.
Maul
Yeah, sure.
Rory
Yeah.
Maul
I like to. I like this dude, Chris Patrick.
Rory
What type of. All right, what type of East Orange. We about talked.
Maul
Talking nice. It's. Where's.
Rory
No, no, no, I know, but I'm saying what type of East Orange resident? Like, what's. What's the content of the music?
Maul
Oh, no, it's. His music is very. It's. It's. It's. It's.
Rory
It's like closer to Newark or closer to Montclair. Damn. Because East North.
Maul
That's a great question. No, I'm.
Rory
Is it Cole or Chief Keef?
Maul
I'mma say Cole. Okay, I'm going say Cole.
Rory
We got smiling on this.
Maul
Yeah, if you put it like that, I'm gonna say Cole. But, yeah, his Pray For Me project. I've been listening to it. Sounds good, man. I like this dude. So this is somebody I think I'm gonna watch out for and just, you know, pay attention to his trajectory and see what he does.
Rory
Oh, no. Anything Jersey related, I'm here to support. I listen to this on the way.
Maul
Chris Patrick, Pray For Me. Available now. You got DSPs. Check that out.
Rory
Oh, he's on Def Jam.
Damaris
Okay.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
All right.
Maul
All right. Def Jam. He's all right. I like him.
Rory
Cool. Demaris, what's up?
Damaris
So even though we talked about it a little bit in the a couple minutes ago and I was playing it all day yesterday, Ken dropped her deluxe of her album of her project, kind of famous shout outs to Ken the Man. Yeah. At the top of November. So if you don't know who Ken the Man is, like, you gotta go. Her and Mona Leo are neck and neck with the like they don't make pussy rap. They just make fuck that nigga music. And like your favorite genre. I'm getting money and we lit like.
Maul
That'S your favorite genre, ain't it?
Rory
Been too while she's cuddled up with a man.
Maul
That's your favorite genre, ain't it baby Dick.
Damaris
My bitch came to me and said I'm single, I'm fine and the gym just got my hair did nails back long so I can flip a off again. I know them love it when that piss me off again.
Rory
Hello.
Damaris
I know my love it when that.
Rory
Pissed me off again.
Maul
Yeah and as soon as he called K man going to be right downstairs in five minutes. You said all that to say shout out to her.
Damaris
Shout out.
Rory
Seems like he has a pretty big influence over her mood. Maybe she should focus on herself.
Maul
Shout out.
Rory
Anytime you play stuff from her. I actually do think she's super talented. We give you about it. But she is. She's dope now.
Maul
She's dope. I like she just had a new.
Damaris
She just had a. You know, she, she. She's doing her thing I with her, so.
Rory
All right, let her rock.
Maul
I think Sher s her. Okay. I think Sherry might have signed. I think Sher signed to rock. Rock.
Rory
Oh, she's on rock. I didn't know that.
Damaris
Yeah. So she is signed. K man is signed to Rock Nation. She got signed, you know, in mid 2023.
Rory
Oh then yeah, that would have been with Sher.
Maul
Yeah, that was Sher shout out to.
Damaris
Sherry being a genius.
Rory
Sherry is a great here. Yeah, that. That makes sense then. Oh and all right. Yeah, she got. She got the Illuminati behind calendar. You about to make it.
Damaris
Yeah, she about to make it.
Maul
She about to make it.
Rory
Do we have voicemails?
Maul
You've got mail.
Rory
These are sponsored by Boost Mobile.
Maul
Hey, what's going on? Rory Mall, the Marist and the entire staff. Quick question. When was the last time you actually had to check somebody like face to face? Not. Not some scathing response to some. To some tweet. I'm talking like in your adult life had to check somebody a Couple weeks.
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Maul
One particular person, like, talked about me years ago. Like, when he found out me and my wife first got engaged, he said some like that this must got money because I don't see. I don't know why she would be with him otherwise. It's like some like that, you know, We've been married about 15 years now, and so you do the math.
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Maul
Like that. But I was salty at my wife a little bit because I wish you told me sooner because I've interacted with him on occasion, but my interaction would have went a lot different if I knew how he felt naturally. You know what I'm saying?
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Maul
Of our recent interactions, like, he tried to, like, play me in front of other women. Like, I'm not wandering eye or anything like that. I'm married. But it's like, you still don't want to get played in front of. You don't want to feel signed in front of other women. Regardless, I don't care. Care what, what your, you know, your, your, your status is dating statuses. So that's my, I guess my part two of my question. Do you feel like it's too late for me to check somebody about something they said years ago, even though I just found out about it? Hell no. It ain't too late to check nobody.
Rory
Sometimes you have to DM someone. Die slowly.
Maul
Yeah, you. Next time you see that, tell him, die slow. We got. I got some shit for you.
Rory
Some shit for you.
Maul
Die slow. It ain't never too late to check nobody, especially when it all makes sense. When the math come together and you like, wait, hold up. This nigga just try. Nah, he ain't going. And it's the best time when they not expecting it. Like, it's years later. So homie not expecting to be checked about some shit he said years ago.
Rory
Yeah, I'm trying to get away from this type of behavior, though.
Maul
Nah, fuck that. Fuck that. Rory, even recently, you've been too nice.
Rory
I'm in limbo right now.
Maul
Walk over.
Rory
You walk with this very same thing of post, the whole tweet thing. Somebody had told me something somebody had said, and it was one of those, yo, this you moments of, like, I could show you text messages and this person was saying something about me, and it was the complete opposite of what's in a text message. I did want to be like, yo, this you moment.
Maul
So why didn't you?
Damaris
Because.
Rory
But what is it gonna solve?
Maul
Fuck that. For what?
Damaris
For what? Yeah.
Maul
Nah, we being too nice.
Rory
No, I just now know not to.
Maul
Fuck with that person. Man. You see you be too n nice walk. Think they can just say whatever, do whatever. Sometimes you gotta slap blood out of mouth. So he tastes his DNA and then keep my name out your mouth.
Rory
You have have told our audience before that I have always been the part I will approach someone in two fucking seconds to say something to somebody. That's always been my thing. But it's never solved. Like never solved anything.
Maul
But I just want to see.
Rory
Just like it never went anywhere like that mattered. That like. All right, cool. Now. Now what?
Maul
No, I feel you though. I mean sometimes you can't get nobody your energy. But I do think if somebody I.
Rory
Understand we say, like I interacted with this person. I wish I would have known this is how they felt. Because now I'm sitting here kikiing because that's your friend and like this and that I, I can. I understand that part. But then that's just going to put you down in the rabbit hole of anything that her friends have ever said about you. Now you got to be concerned about. No, that's just none of you. No, no, it's not even your business.
Maul
No, no. Just to disrespect, keep people at bay.
Rory
And check through with disrespect.
Maul
Disrespect. It's okay to check. Disrespect. Sometimes you don't have to respond to everything. But if this dude is talking to this dude's wife about him.
Rory
No, I know. Period.
Maul
First of all, don't even. Matter of fact, now you can't talk to my wife no more.
Damaris
I just, I mean, I get it. I feel like if it's been so long, like there's no point in getting yourself riled up about it. The next time he say something to you, you just say, yo, suck my dick. And he gonna know why.
Maul
Well, see, but now we find fighting. Yeah, I ain't trying to fight. I ain't trying to finna tussle with none of you.
Rory
But see, I'm on the side that, that my wife, girl, whatever, her friends are not my friends. And you make that mistake thinking that they are. They're always gonna be on her side.
Maul
But you gotta be cultural with them.
Rory
Like I, I've been through that with long term relationship and then another long term relationship. And I remember when we had had split, I think like threads on IG had just happened and she had tweeted something about flowers or something.
Maul
Something.
Rory
And one of her friends was like every girl deserves. I was like, I was just. I just went to one of your comedy shows you piece of how you mad And I had to remind myself that that's not my friend. That's her friend.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
And once you get in the weeds of that. Yeah. It's not. These people were. They'll turn on you.
Maul
Yeah.
Rory
But their. Their priority whether even if it's positive, negative, in between haters. Not their only priority is the person you're with. It's not you that's their friend.
Maul
Yeah but it's. I'm not expecting much. Still disrespect though. You gotta check disrespect as men. You gotta check disrespect. Not all the time, but if he's talking to my wife about me saying something slick about me to my wife. Absolutely. You gotta check that.
Rory
Nah, you just gotta hand him a hundred dollars.
Maul
Nah, you gotta check that because first of all, why you talking to my wife?
Rory
I do got money. What's up?
Maul
Like, you must be like you trying to of like make me look like less of a man to my wife. Like you got. You got a little wandering out.
Rory
I'm more concerned what my wife said to him back.
Maul
But that's why sometimes you gotta approach it.
Rory
That's what I. He could say whatever. That's not my. He owes me nothing.
Maul
But in you approaching homie, you get more information. Nah, I never said that. Your wife was telling me that you had just got laid off. And now you know that your wife is talking to another man about your personal shit.
Rory
Yeah, but mean and I assume it's a gay bestie if they're talking that way.
Maul
Maybe not.
Rory
Well that was unfair to put on the gay community. I'm just saying I would never. I would never say that to Damaris like that. That's. That's crazy to say to your female friend. No.
Maul
About her boyfriend.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, I have. Demaris and I had full blown conversations about her relationships. My relationships advice. Of course.
Maul
Course.
Rory
Have we probably been like, yo, maybe that person before. Sure. Something like that though he must have money. That's an insult to her.
Maul
Not really. He know. He know his friend.
Rory
But he was alluding to that not being true at all. He could have money, but he's saying that that's not why his wife. His wife loves him. That's. That's wild to say. That's not a friend, bro. You know the crazy shit is if I said that to you, Damaris you would. You would feel away.
Damaris
If you know your friend, then if you say that to me, there's a reason you're saying that to me. You see what I'm saying?
Maul
So I. Damaris, if I saw your boyfriend outside cheating, you would want me to tell you?
Damaris
What?
Rory
Why.
Damaris
Why are you asking me to tell you?
Maul
I'm just asking.
Rory
That's Damaris, a scientist. She don't care.
Maul
I'm just. That's Demaris Society.
Rory
I'm meeting my friends today. I apologize.
Damaris
Like he just said. I would never say some shit to my friends.
Maul
That's the marriage scientist.
Rory
Five seconds ago, he just said that I would snitch.
Maul
No, but damn, you ain't even let Damaris answer the question.
Damaris
Ma, you better tell me. You better tell me.
Maul
Okay, I'm just gonna. Cause if y' all listen, I've been.
Damaris
One of y' all bitches look like they breathing on a nigga. Bacon, egg and cheese. I'm telling.
Maul
No, but I've been down this road with a friend before, and they. I told you. He cut me off and they got married and got kids.
Damaris
I would want you to tell me. I would want you to tell me. I would want you to tell me.
Maul
I want you to tell me now. Part two to the question. I tell you. Yo, Damaris, I just seen your man. He out with some chick. Da, da, da. Do you tell him that your ma said he saw you?
Damaris
If he.
Maul
How you giving it to him if he saw you?
Damaris
He know you telling me already.
Maul
Yeah, he saw me. He saw you.
Rory
He knows you.
Damaris
He knows I ain't got to. I'm just gonna call him like you would be. He gonna know it's you anyway. He gonna know. He gonna expect for you to tell me how he gonna be mad at you.
Maul
You ain't his homeboy, all right?
Rory
I wouldn't even be mad at that. I wouldn't be mad at that.
Maul
Third part of the question. Are you gonna dump him? Cause now it's awkward if y' all stay together. You bring this nigga around and. I done told you that I wouldn't bring him around.
Damaris
I don't know. I don't. It would depend. It would depend on the scenario. I don't know. He might be cheating back. He might be getting his lick back. Going like, damn, you caught him getting his lick back. I don't know. I don't know.
Maul
Yeah, but tell me.
Rory
You see you listening too much.
Maul
Cause if I know he cheated. If I know you cheated. If I first. I don't know. If I'm telling you that he cheating. If I know you cheated on him first. I don't know.
Rory
Oh yeah? Well, I don't cheat on black men. Don't cheat.
Maul
Gotta kick in. Like yeah. I'm like, nah bro.
Damaris
Black women don't cheat. Especially the girls with the caramel skin. We don't cheat.
Maul
Who we thank you for the call.
Rory
We're gonna stop lying on the spot.
Maul
Yeah, like thank you for the voicemail, man. Black women peanut butter skin don't get you talk about yo Peach. What you talk about? He don't brown.
Rory
Peanut butter brown all the way down.
Maul
The main ones that's cheating is the peanut butter skin.
Rory
I know Damaris cheated and I see her man out getting his lick back. I'm not even going to be like, yo, she got a friend.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
No, you not. You gonna tell.
Maul
You gonna tell me Rory.
Damaris
You're definitely gonna tell me if Rory been cheating on him. I'm not telling.
Maul
Why? That's crazy.
Rory
That's crazy.
Damaris
I'm not telling even.
Rory
Come on, let's do that. We've had scenarios where I've told a guy that wanted to get at you like that you have to break up with your girl.
Damaris
He gonna do is crash out and not leave. He not gonna leave. He gonna crash out. There's no point.
Rory
Wait, you think crash if my girl is cheating on me?
Maul
I'm not saying not leaving is funny. Cuz what that look like? Like what your crash out and then now you not going to.
Damaris
You gonna crash out and lay down.
Rory
I'm not doing that. I don't like this false perception.
Maul
I'll let the jokes definitely crash out and cuddle right now.
Rory
I've crashed out and cuddled. Don't get me wrong. But not cuz she cheated.
Maul
I was joking.
Rory
Not cuz she cheated. No, I've had. Have I had a argument with my significant other?
Maul
Argument and crash out is different.
Rory
Oh, okay.
Maul
Crash out.
Rory
Crash out then.
Maul
Meaning you in the house breaking like. Like you crashing out. You going cr. Like like the cops might be on the way.
Rory
Well, I mean then I have to get low. I don't have time to.
Damaris
You started a podcast with this.
Maul
That mean crashing out and cuddling right after the question.
Rory
I want like as a crash.
Maul
Like that's a mental like you it's something wrong with you that you can switch from there.
Damaris
I've crashed out and cuddled before. I can't.
Maul
But we know it's something wrong with you. Like that's you you. That's like a How do you swing that fast through emotions?
Damaris
Because after an extreme up, there's an extreme down, and you don't want to be alone through the extreme down.
Rory
I mean, some couples just crashed out on.
Damaris
Damn.
Maul
Yo, y', all.
Rory
When I think so when I think crash out, I'm thinking, like, y', all, like, like, fighting. For real, to me, that would be a crash.
Maul
Well, not physical. I'm not putting your hands.
Rory
That's where I was like, no, I've never crashed out in cuddle, which, like, I've never crashed out, period, in that regard. But have people had crazy arguments like that?
Maul
I've never crashed out. You grabbed. I saw your hand in DC, bro.
Damaris
You crashed out.
Maul
Oh, my God. That was a crash out. That was a crash out.
Rory
Please.
Maul
That was a crash out.
Rory
You have to put context to that, because people are going to think something way different.
Maul
You did the white boy shit. You punched the window.
Rory
Like, it's not how it went down.
Maul
Well, I don't know how it went down. You needed stitches. That's a crash. Whenever you gotta go get stitched up, that's a crash out.
Rory
I was on defense.
Maul
Okay, I'm sorry.
Rory
And that was not a physical altercation.
Maul
No, it's not physical.
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No.
Maul
You're not putting your hands on nobody. But I'm saying white boys crash out. They start breaking shit that's theirs, then they gotta clean it all up. Rory's ocd, so now he gonna have to vacuum everything and.
Rory
For sure.
Maul
Yeah.
Damaris
And then go lay down.
Maul
And then go lay down. That is crazy to me. I'm sorry. Somebody gotta leave. Like, she either gotta go, or I'm going to stay somewhere else.
Rory
No, at this point, even with arguments like, yeah, we should probably just go in our stuff, separate areas and calm down. But there's definitely. I've been in relationships where you have a crazy argument and then you resolve it.
Maul
The marriage was over. Like, you hungry? She asked a n if he was.
Damaris
That bitch could starve.
Rory
She.
Maul
I'mma cook, I'mma clean you. That's definitely the marriage.
Damaris
I definitely ruined the party before and then, like, ended up, like, we just.
Maul
Went home for sure after ruining the party.
Rory
I've definitely been in, like, we want.
Damaris
Everybody else night, and we're home.
Maul
What do y' all be doing in y'. All. I feel like I don't know y'. All.
Rory
Because you've never, like, fully lived with somebody. Somebody where. Yes. You guys have loud arguments, and then you'd be like, yo, I'm about to order Uber Eats. What you want. Like that's. That's more common than you think. It is more.
Maul
But that's not a crash.
Damaris
I argue, but I don't do that with people.
Maul
I was about to lie.
Damaris
I stopped myself. Sorry, go ahead.
Maul
Mary said she ruined a party.
Rory
We ruined a party.
Maul
And then they left it.
Damaris
Well, I ain't ruining. He ruined it doing dumb. But we ruined. We ruined everybody night and it ended up going home together.
Maul
It's crazy.
Damaris
It happens. It was toxic.
Maul
I've grown.
Damaris
I would never do that now, but. But you know, it happens. It's.
Rory
Cause you don't be at parties.
Maul
Y' all did the nasty that night.
Damaris
No, we didn't.
Maul
She lying.
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I swear to God.
Damaris
I swear to God we didn't. I swear to God we didn't. We slept back to back, mad as fuck.
Maul
I'm gonna come.
Damaris
We slept back to back, mad as fuck. Woke up the next morning arguing.
Maul
Oh, y' all are crazy. Yeah. Yeah, y'.
Damaris
All.
Maul
He is that man no longer in your life. I would hope so, because you don't need that. Like, she's crazy, you're crazy, and he's crazy. Y' all need to get away from each other. Like, leave each other alone.
Rory
That's called passion.
Maul
No, that's called toxicity.
Damaris
That's toxic.
Rory
Oh, no. For sure. It's a toxic relationship. Yeah, but that's more common than I think you think it is.
Maul
No, toxic relationships are very common. Two minutes ago, I just. Listen, everybody shut the up. It's been a pleasure talking to y'.
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Maul
Y' all have a great weekend. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger.
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Date: December 19, 2025
Hosts: Rory & Mal, with Damaris
Podcast: New Rory & Mal (iHeartPodcasts & The Volume)
This episode dives into a mix of hilarious storytelling, sharp pop culture commentary, NBA hot takes, relationship debates, and reflections on personal growth. Rory, Mal, and Damaris riff on internet drama, the value of pettiness in rap, NBA Cup celebrations, relationship "rules," and the blurred line between internet persona and real life. Throughout, they balance signature humor with genuine insights and vulnerable moments.
The episode was quintessential Rory & Mal—irreverent, raw, and hilarious, but also insightful and at times vulnerable. Their easy chemistry and willingness to poke fun at themselves, celebrities, and each other generated both laughs and genuine discussion. Damaris added both sharp perspectives and comic relief.
This episode is a perfect snapshot of what makes New Rory & Mal compelling: a seamless blend of barbershop banter, pop culture analysis, and introspective moments—all with an East Coast sensibility that keeps it real and relatable.