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Damaris
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Peace.
Mall
We not rolling. Is this thing on? Is this thing on?
Rory
It is on.
Mall
Oh, yeah. We are back.
Rory
Too bad. Drag in the building.
Mall
Happy Monday, my brother. First of all, Happy St. Patrick's Day. I want my green for you today, Roy. What? My green.
Rory
I don't know if it's a clap, per se.
Mall
I mean, it's. Happy St. Patty's Day, man. You are Irish. Brother in arms. So we got to support you today. Yeah.
Rory
And I take St. Patrick's Day very serious. I didn't wear green just because I don't. I don't really submit to the commercialism and capitalism of what they've done with my culture. Yeah, but it is a very important day. It is a good representation of our faith and getting the English, the out of here. Love diary shots. Iraq. Yeah.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
That's really where I'm. I'm at with it. But, yeah, everyone, amateur day. And enjoy. I don't think you're celebrating Irish culture, but, you know, whatever. I'll be. I'll be on. I'll be on for that.
Mall
Is Pops in town?
Rory
No, he's in Florida. Yeah, I was trying. I was trying to get him to come up. I went to my godfather's over the weekend. We did a little St. Patrick's Day thing with the kids and everything, but I'll be.
Mall
Corned beef.
Rory
Yeah, I'll be on. I'll be on fifth. If you're listening to this, I'm on Fifth Avenue.
Mall
You're on Fifth Ave. Right now with.
Rory
With. With Amara, with the rest of the lads.
Mall
What. What do they call the women? Like, lads or guys? Right. Irish.
Rory
You think we acknowledge.
Mall
Never mind.
Rory
I think that's cute that you think their name is Kitchen. Kitchen. That's a joke, guys.
Mall
We call a stove.
Rory
That's the original stove. God.
Mall
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Rory
Yes.
Mall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard. Also, I read all your comments over the weekend. All you out there.
Rory
Okay.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
You do believe the potato famine was a genocide? That's what you're talking about, right? Yes.
Mall
All right, cool.
Rory
As long as we're on the same page.
Mall
That's what I'm talking about. Yes. But I read some of the comments over the weekend. Everybody was killing me. It's okay, man. I take it all It's. I welcome it. I understand.
Damaris
They said you were a cute baby. Did they? When I posted your baby, they said Rory looked like a coal miner.
Mall
But yeah, Rory, why were you so.
Rory
I don't know. I have to ask. I think my dad took that. I have to ask exactly where I was.
Mall
Was it take your kid to work there?
Rory
I have no idea.
Mall
Were you with Jake in the junk?
Rory
I have no idea where this. It's just a. Hilarious.
Mall
You look like a runaway, a stowaway. Like he was underneath the gray hound with the luggage, which is cra.
Rory
Like, I'm sure I ate fine that day. I didn't, like, I didn't look like you.
Mall
It doesn't look like you were starving at all. It just looked like you were doing something.
Damaris
It was the shirt off your shirt. Like you just.
Rory
No, but that was, that was. Come on, that's fashion. Yeah. Come on, man.
Damaris
Oh, you looked unloved.
Mall
Couldn't see that, baby.
Rory
Yeah, they said I would rock that shirt now though. I would like a dinosaur shirt like that right now.
Damaris
Yeah, they said ma look like he belonged in, you know, a 90s, like R B group. They said you had a button up turtleneck. They never seen that before, but they don't notice.
Rory
It's not a cardigan.
Mall
He's a cardigan. See, I was cardigan before Cardigan like you. I don't even know what cardigan's was back then, man. That was like 80. I want to say 87, maybe 88.
Rory
Jesus. And that's a. That's a live background, right?
Damaris
Yeah. Come on.
Rory
That's not at the mall.
Mall
You know where I was at?
Rory
That's not strip mall on 160 floors next to the movie theater.
Mall
That's Ireland. I was in Ireland right there.
Rory
I know exactly where you took that photo.
Mall
I was in Ireland, man. I was in Ireland. Don't tell nobody where I was.
Rory
Yeah, the northern Bronx. That part of Ireland.
Mall
Yeah, man, that was picture day, man. You know, picture day in school you had to get. I remember the funny thing about it,
Rory
your mom got money, though, because to get that background instead of the generic one, you had a different envelope. You had a different envelope.
Mall
I'm crying.
Rory
You had a different envelope.
Mall
Everybody, everybody in school had that background.
Rory
Oh, nah, no, you had the generic one that was gray. If you didn't pay for that.
Mall
Nah, everybody got that same background. But it's funny because I do remember. It's funny when you see pictures like, it'll take you back to that day. I remember that I remember my mother telling me, don't eat nothing.
Rory
Don't drink the whole white ear.
Mall
Yeah. Cause I got to school, so I remember just sitting in school, I was scared to say, what's up to the homies. I was scared to give daps. I was just like, yo, I gotta sit here and wait. And then my mother said, after you take your pictures, go crazy.
Rory
Do what you want.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
And then that was always the thing. As you got older, it was later in the day that you took your photos. And that was always a big thing with parents like, yo, all right, now. Now you're in sixth grade. That means at your. You have to wait till noon.
Mall
Exactly. Yeah. You can't eat. You can't do nothing. Like, you got to sit here and just chill. Don't use.
Rory
That was your first Ramadan.
Mall
Yeah. Don't use your crayons. Don't do nothing. Yeah. My mom gave me the crazy speech, leaving the house.
Rory
Look at Baby D. The marriage ain't changed.
Mall
It looked like you was doing something you wasn't supposed to be doing. She was rapping where you was at.
Damaris
I think this was my first birthday. And I think I bit my cousin Deja. Hi, Deja. I think I bit her on her mouth, like, a little bit after this picture.
Mall
Oh, so you were hungry. Okay. That's what tongue out means. Feed.
Damaris
Nah, I was just like, wow.
Rory
You guys made fun of me for admitting that vulnerable story of me getting kicked out of daycare for biting somebody. Y' all call me a biter for, like, seven episodes straight. Yeah, I told y'.
Damaris
All. But I admitted to being a biter. I still bite.
Rory
Biters unite.
Damaris
That's my bag. I still bite, motherfuckers. You crazy.
Mall
Damaris. Shit. That's what she do.
Rory
I mean, that's your strongest asset at that age.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Look at Peach.
Mall
Look at the bow tie with the suspenders. Is crazy. Look at this suspense.
Rory
It does give.
Mall
The smallest suspenders ever.
Rory
Right? It does give the vibes of, like, every murder doc on Netflix in the Internet.
Damaris
Damn.
Rory
Yeah. It definitely gives a lot of that.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
When they show where did it go wrong? He was such a loved child. Yeah.
Mall
Look at his family. He was such a family kid. Everybody loved him. And then, you know, just high school, he just went. He went left.
Rory
And then all of us are watching Netflix going, how do you not look in his eyes?
Mall
Yeah, you can see it in his eyes.
Rory
How did you not see that? This is going to be a scene. Look at those beady, killer eyes. Is that a clip On. Or is that. Was that tied clip on? Okay. I mean, you were young.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Ryan made it early.
Damaris
Oh, yeah.
Rory
I almost went in there. Delete. I almost hated it. I was like, I don't know if Ryan is allowed on the IG yet. We love Ryan. It's hilarious.
Mall
That was a hilarious picture.
Damaris
Yeah. If he would have sent me a whack photo, he wouldn't have made it. But the photo was really cute.
Rory
It was. Was adorable. It was also adorable because it was shot in, I don't know, 2015. So, like, it was super high res.
Mall
That was last summer. That was last summer.
Rory
I do like that trend of this is who you're. And then it's the baby picture, because that's. I've had that in, like, couples therapy before, and I've always thought it was, like, the worst strategy. Like, remember when you're judging your partner or looking at them, just think about the baby and. Nah, this is an adult that's up in front of me.
Damaris
Yeah, but it's their energy.
Rory
I'm not yelling at that child any. I would not. Never yell at that.
Mall
I would never yell at that child.
Rory
We're not in 1996. Yeah, it's now. And she's an adult that needs to take accountability.
Mall
Yo, what is up with these memes that be going around? Like, do y' all ever just, like, scroll on social media and just, like, just see all these memes and just, like that just tug at your, like, emotional strings?
Rory
Yeah, of course.
Mall
Oh, my God.
Damaris
What memes? Yeah, that is all relationship. Just shut up. Just what memes, Ma. Just what memes? Thank you.
Mall
Why is. Why is Damaris algorithm only relationship? What memes?
Rory
She's a lover girl, which.
Mall
But would she be what you be. What she be watching, though? Like, what should we be liking? Because it's only her algorithms. Because she likes to.
Damaris
No, because sometimes people send you stuff,
Mall
but why they sending you relationship? Never mind. So I saw this. I saw this, I saw this. It wasn't really a meme as more or less, I guess, like a skit where the. The kid was talking to his mom. His mom was like, oh, my God, look at. This is so funny. He was like, mom, what is that? That doesn't even make any sense. Da, da, da, da. And then he kind of, like, turns and looks, and it's like a baby version of him and his mom when he's showing his mom, like, a drawing that he did in class looked like shit, but the mom was like, oh, my God, this is so beautiful. So I was saying, like, as we get older now, our parents show us that we, like, yo, that's not even funny. Like, what is that? But it's like, yeah, but you gotta still, you know?
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Like, hey, they did it for you at one point. Like, they thought you were the funniest, most creative kid in the world.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
And now your parents are getting older, and they showing you things that they think is funny. You have to laugh.
Damaris
Did you cry?
Mall
Nah, I didn't cry, but I definitely call my mom after that, though. I had to check it on. I was like, yeah, because my mom be sending me. I'd be like, mom, what is this?
Rory
Typically, you want to say, hey, I saw this meme two years ago, right?
Mall
Like, mom, this is not even.
Rory
Because it just got to Facebook.
Mall
My favorite thing now is AI. My mom don't know what's real.
Rory
Like, you.
Mall
My mom don't know.
Damaris
AI is so dangerous.
Mall
What's real, though? Like, it's like. And now I'm just like, all right, man. Just. All right, cool.
Damaris
No, my mom and my stepmom, I go on. I go on fucking their Facebook, and it's just all a. Photos of them. Like, they're on a. They're a biker now. They're a superhero now. They're a cop. It's like, y' all have to start with. Y' all are literally burning down a small city.
Rory
Like, but we were fucked before the stuff. Because they would fall for just memes or just images. Even on Sunday, when I was over at my godfather's, somebody screamed, wait, you have to be gay now to win an Oscar. That's a rule. I said, that's fake. What you're reading right now is fake. Like, give me your phone. I'm telling you right now, this is fake.
Mall
I don't know. That might be. That might be on par.
Rory
No, it was a list of rules that said, this is. And the caption said, this is real.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Of Oscar.
Mall
This is real. Once it says that it's real, you know that.
Rory
I was like, this is. I promise you this is not in the Oscar booklet. You have to be like, walk them off the ledge. Like, what is going on now? Like, I promise you this is not real.
Mall
Oh, my God.
Damaris
Peace.
Mall
It was real.
Damaris
So you're calling MBJ gay? That's what you're saying?
Mall
No, we're not doing that. First of all, shout out to Michael B. Jordan.
Rory
Congratulations.
Mall
Congratulations.
Rory
To both of them.
Mall
To both of them. Shout out to Smoking Stack. No, but congrats to Michael B. Jordan, on winning best actor at the Oscars this year, well deserved. It was dope to see Michael B. Jordan receive that award and just receive praise from his peers and actors and actresses that he looked up to. I think everybody kind of felt like Sinners was the movie of the year, even though one battle after another. One movie of the year. Yeah, Another great movie. Shout out to Teyana Taylor. She. She got an Oscar. She's in that movie, obviously, so she won an Oscar for that. But shout out to Michael B. Jordan, man, well deserved. And if you didn't see Sinners, I don't know what you're waiting for. It's a good movie, and it's definitely, you know, another one of the movies that Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan to add to their filmography of just. Just great films and great work that they have together.
Damaris
And shout out to Ryan Coogler for winning Best Original Screenplay.
Mall
Yeah, shout out to Ryan. Yeah, shout out to Ryan Coogler.
Rory
Young. Cool.
Mall
Yeah, man.
Rory
No, I thought it was great. I didn't watch the Oscars, I'll be honest with you. But I did watch the clips of them winning, and I appreciated that. I watched Conan's monologue, and that was a cold crowd. I felt for him. I thought Conan was kind of funny.
Mall
I didn't see.
Rory
Was a rough crowd. I felt for him.
Mall
That's a tough gig, though.
Damaris
It was definitely. I know it was stiff.
Mall
Yeah. Because I feel like everybody's still kind of a little. I thought we was making a little turn and, like, you know, everybody not being so sensitive.
Rory
But Conan didn't even, like, say anything. That was, like, super over the edge. It was just. It was just a stiff room.
Mall
Or maybe. Maybe he wasn't funny.
Rory
I thought it wasn't bad. I think Conan's a really good writer.
Mall
He's Irish.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
Ah.
Damaris
They didn't laugh at him during fucking St. Patty's weekend. That's crazy as shit, bro.
Mall
Damn, y' all did Conan dirty. Don't do Conan like that.
Rory
Focused on sinners. February was over. I thought it was ours.
Mall
We're all sinners and we're all having sin.
Rory
So maybe keep it. Whatever.
Damaris
Keep it.
Rory
No, it's fine.
Damaris
We're all. We're all sinners and we're all heaven sins, actually.
Mall
Very funny.
Rory
We're all heaven. Even Conan.
Mall
Even Conan is heaven sin. I don't know if you know that or not.
Rory
On Saturday, I got a very strange text message. This could either bomb. This is completely true. This could either bomb and maul could be mad at me. Or we can keep it. I get a text message on Saturday at 12:30 at night. I just met a man whose name is Hank Strong. He's an actor, and he wanted me to say hi to Mal for him and tell him that Big Dick Buster says hello. I will tell you the rest later. This is a person that's very, very near and dear to my heart that texted this to me. She was at work and ran into this gentleman. I got the rest of the story. Apparently, you were at a club at one point and you met the gentleman and he reminded you of somebody else, and then you continued to call him Big Dick Buster for the rest of the night in a club, which I wanted to call Cap on because you don't give anyone nicknames, let alone Big Dick Buster. But I don't know. You have been known to do Toast at Dave and Buster's with the Kardashians, so I thought maybe that had something to do with it.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
Do you know any recollection of this story?
Mall
I don't know. Hank is a. He does security in the city. He does security, personal security for celebrities. But he was in Godfather Harlem.
Rory
Okay.
Mall
He had a role in Godfather Harlem. His name was Big Dick Buster. He was like one of.
Rory
Got you. Okay. I'm only on season one of Godfather Harlem.
Mall
Yeah. No, he was one of the muscle for Bumpy Johnson and, you know, one of the guys that had, like, stole some money or did something like. They had him in a warehouse, beat him up, and then they had Big Dick Buster come in and, you know, do what Big Dick. But only Big Dick Buster can do.
Rory
Okay.
Mall
You know what I mean? So. But, you know, shout out to. Shout out to Hank.
Rory
He's a shout out to Hank. I'm just saying he should add more context to his.
Mall
Yeah, yeah. I wasn't.
Rory
Because this young. I don't know, this young lady. He did not add in Godfather Harlem. He did not add in acting. He said, yo, just to tell them all, Big Dick Buster said, what up?
Mall
Yeah, that's. That's great. First of all, and I wasn't walking around calling him Big in real life. I wasn't doing that. But shout out. Shout out to Hank, man. Good, dude.
Rory
You know what that was like to get that text at 12:30?
Mall
Yeah, that's fucking wild. I'm definitely not.
Rory
I didn't know what type of underground scene he was in.
Mall
Yeah. No, not calling Hank Big Dick Buster. I'm not walking around calling Hank that.
Rory
At the club.
Mall
At the club. Just Yellow.
Rory
Big Dick Buster.
Mall
What's up, my G? What? That's not.
Rory
Wait, what season of Godfather Harlem, Cuz I'm almost done with season. I think I'm actually the beginning of
Mall
season two, probably season two.
Rory
Okay. And they just. They call him Big Dick Buster.
Mall
Yeah, that's his thing. Like, that's what he does. He comes in and he just.
Rory
Big.
Mall
He rapes the. Well, I mean, that's what Bumpy Johnson. I didn't say that. Bumpy said Bumpy gave him that name. Yeah, I didn't give him that name. But, yeah, he comes in and everybody looking like they think he gonna beat you up because he's, you know, big guy, but then, nah, he. He taking your butt. Oh, yeah.
Rory
Sometimes I wish I had lived in the 70s. Then other times, I'm kind of glad.
Mall
Shoot me. Yeah. No, just.
Rory
Just kill me, yo.
Mall
Just kill me.
Rory
Just light me on fire.
Mall
Just shoot me, fam. Just shoot me.
Rory
That's. Yeah, I don't need to go out that way. What's. Okay. Yeah. Then I guess that does. But even then, like, I've never been the head of a criminal organization. I understand you have to do some diabolical to get there. I don't know if I'd want to. Like, what if this guy turns on me one day?
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Oh, I could maybe defend myself against a killer that, like, whatever. But this year, like, you got to treat that guy with a different level of class.
Damaris
He should be very well.
Rory
Your number one shooter doesn't just shoot.
Mall
Yeah, yeah.
Damaris
Take hold.
Mall
Butt. Yeah, he won't butt. That's what he wants.
Rory
But, like, he could just kill the person who wants to do that instead.
Mall
I'm gonna get and take some butt, and then we'll throw him off the roof. You know how that goes.
Rory
What salary do you want, sir?
Damaris
We are not advocating for rape, by the way.
Mall
No, no, no, no. Never that.
Rory
I'm just crying.
Mall
That was his role in the Godfather. Harlem A gangster series. So it was gangster Happening. So I don't know how gangster that is, but, you know, whatever, man. I'm not telling anybody how to run their criminal organization.
Rory
For sure.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Anyways, it was.
Damaris
It.
Rory
Was it. Was it a good music weekend, or was it just a music weekend? Because we've gotten some good ones back to back. Listen, should we deal with the white elf in the room first, or should we get to James Blake, Alex, like, a lot?
Mall
No, no, no, no, no. We're going right to Monica. We're going right to Santa Monica. Let's go.
Rory
Right to Santa Monica.
Mall
Right to Santa Monica. Jack Harlow dropped his very much anticipated new project because we've been waiting to hear from Jack. And we talked about it last week, and we was like, you know, this is an important project for Jack. Which way is he going to go? What is it going to sound like? This down the third. And all of the ideas that we throw around. I don't think any of us landed on what exactly the project turned out to indeed be.
Rory
Yeah,
Mall
first thoughts. As soon as I played it, I'm like, okay. Jack is in a whole different bag. Rory. I'm like, I wasn't expecting this. This was completely different for Jack Harlow. Sure, this. This felt like an entirely new artist, somebody that we've never heard before.
Damaris
But.
Mall
But while it was different and wasn't what I expected, it wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. I was. I was a little thrown off. I was a little confused, but it wasn't terrible. It was. It was okay. It just wasn't terrible, but definitely was not what we expected. I don't think it was what we expected at all.
Rory
No, I was not. After the Doja Cat single, I was like, all right, let's keep. Let's keep the train moving.
Mall
I thought he was going all the way pop. I'm not gonna lie. We said pop. Maybe I think he gives a little sprinkle a little rap in there. Still hip hop.
Rory
But I anticipated a mix between Jackman and the kids. Mich you, I thought he was gonna find a good balance there of not. I didn't think he was gonna go post Malone or sell out the way a lot of white rappers have done in the past. I didn't think Jack was gonna do that. I did not expect him. No wonder I have not been able to book Electric Ladylam for the past fucking six months.
Mall
Jack had it. He had it booked out.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
You know expensive that place is.
Mall
You had it booked up.
Rory
It has d' Angelo's DNA in it. I don't know where to begin here. I would be a liar if I did not laugh at all the jokes the entire weekend.
Mall
Oh, and it was plenty of jokes. Oh, it was plenty of jokes to laugh at.
Damaris
They called him IRS1.
Rory
IRS1 was definitely one of my favorites. This, which you can put on the screen page. I'll send it to you. Darn. Instead of damn. Was one of my favorites. If you know your history into the Nation of Islam. Yakub Kweli.
Damaris
Yes.
Rory
Was one of my favorite music. Rothschild was definitely up.
Damaris
Child was fucking hilarious. They call that January 6th in park.
Rory
Somebody called him Jew Hill.
Damaris
De la stole, bro.
Rory
They said, they said bland Nubian,
Damaris
proud boys to men. They've been tearing his ass up.
Mall
Yo, man, Jack, man, it's when they put. It's when white boys put that hat on right there. That hat does it every time.
Rory
This one, I also again, the, the. The album covers, the best white on both sides was fucking hilarious.
Damaris
They call him Auschwitz Alsina.
Mall
Oh my God.
Damaris
I had to look up if he was actually Jewish because mad of them were Jewish jokes. I'm like, he's not even Jewish.
Mall
Oh my God, man.
Damaris
Yeah, yeah.
Mall
Jack, I don't know, man. This is. This just wasn't what we was expecting, man. Like, the music is not terrible. It's cool, but it's just like we wasn't. We didn't think.
Rory
We ain't need this.
Mall
This like, come on.
Rory
D' Angelo was funny, but they spelled it the Italian way.
Damaris
Yeah, no, I saw d' Anglo Saxon that fried me. Said Leon Thomas Jefferson.
Rory
Someone called him 9th wonder bread.
Mall
Oh my God.
Damaris
NF doom.
Rory
Yo, they've been tearing on for hours.
Damaris
QAnon tip.
Mall
QAnon. Yeah, Jack, they fry you up for this one. I ain't gonna lie.
Rory
Listen, man, I'm really not here.
Mall
It's not terrible though.
Rory
Like, y' all know this jokes, but
Mall
it's not a terrible album.
Rory
Y' all know this is my. My bag. So I am actually very critical of, of people going into this genre, especially when they've not been in it.
Mall
It's.
Rory
It's really not that bad. I think what. I think music fans find it a bit distasteful is how Mac Miller coded. He was trying to be in it. And I'm not saying Jack went anywhere with Mac Miller on his mind whatsoever, but we saw Mac transition from being a backpack rapper into a full blown musician. Like, Mac could play every instrument, produce, and you, you saw the artist he got respect from and you watched that entire thing. It wasn't like one day I decided I wanted to do a soulquarian album. Right. Mac, we watched do that in such an authentic way. And I don't even want to make this a race thing, per se, but Mac is the closest thing we've probably seen with modern artists that have transitioned to another genre in a very respectful and authentic way.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
And I'm not saying I don't know Jack's intentions. I don't know Jack personally. He could have had every authentic. He could have. I mean, I know he didn't know Brandi two years ago. But maybe he discovered neo soul music and really fell in love with it and wanted to do this. I just don't know who's ever running the program of getting out an album like that. This. Whereas Three Stacks. When Love Below came out, I. I went and bought it. As a kid expecting an Outcast album, I was confused as. But Andre just sat quietly and let us all deal with it. This with throwing on the costume of the. The beanie. You in the park like Brown sugar. It's. It was like too much on the nose. A bit like when Mac was moving into another genre. Mac was himself through the whole thing. He didn't put on a new costume for it.
Mall
Right.
Rory
It was just like Max just being Mac. This. Even though I'm not saying that's Jack at all. I want to make that very clear. I don't know Jack Harlow. I'm not saying he's doing that. It just got odd that you completely changed your style to the stereotypical neo Soul Shit in 2026, when people making neo soul music don't even dress that way no more.
Damaris
No, it gave consciousness.
Rory
They dress how they dress. It's almost like you were doing. And I'm not saying you don't like to dress that way. Maybe Jack. I like a beanie too. I used to have the beanie with the. The bro.
Damaris
You could just kill him. Like, you ain't gotta, like, keep saying. I'm not saying I don't know Jack. I just kill him. It's okay.
Rory
I'm not here to kill him. I'm just saying you checked. Sometimes checking too many boxes is the wrong thing. Sometimes going, you know what? I want to make a Neil so album and record it in Electric lady is like, all right, man, let's pull it back a bit. How about you be your version of this? Because I think Jack's between Jackman and the kids. Miss you. I think Jack could have incorporated a lot of neo soul into his sound already in a way that may have been less. Let's check every neo soul box and put the beanie on. Let's get a black girl with short hair. Let's smile in the park. Let's walk around like we're Maxwell in Brooklyn. Like, it was just too much of the box checking. But with that said, I don't think the music is that bad. The way people were killing the music. I don't think it's as bad as people are making up.
Mall
It's not as bad. I actually, it's not.
Rory
It I mean, it's just a hard left like he. To me, it was the hard left with the marketing. And then you sit and listen. My white face and. And my past. You can pull up anything. I'm not. Not guilty in this entire thing. But sitting with two white people from New York Times to talk about your black album is a little weird to me.
Mall
And who is Monica P. Said, you
Damaris
know what it stand for?
Rory
Somebody. Somebody told me to sound it out, but don't say it out loud. And I went, oh, my. Or whatever.
Damaris
Whatever girl he got with faux locs. That is the out of him. Yeah.
Mall
When we find out what Monica look like, this is gonna give us all the. All the answers we need right here. This is gonna tell us everything. Everything we need to know.
Rory
But, I mean, we didn't know the muse.
Mall
Who's the muse to this. This music?
Rory
Well, I think that's why. Because the rollout was so confusing. That's why the disconnect, to me has happened. Because there could have been a rollout of who Monica really was, and we would have probably had an idea. How it appears is that he just chose a black name to call his black album Monica. Now, if there was a story that we missed, I think that could have helped with the rollout and kind of eased people into this. If. If you wanted to make this drast transition into soul music. But there wasn't that.
Mall
Yeah, it's just. Just a hard left jack.
Rory
And again, I think. I think it's insane to sit down with. I'm not saying sitting down New York Times is wrong, but sitting down with two white people that probably have never heard Mama's Gun in their entire life to discuss your neo soul album is a strange way he did get fucked over. I mean, the clip is insane. I got blacker. I know what he was trying to say as far as white artists usually go to white shit. And he's saying his music went more to the black region of music.
Mall
What does that mean?
Rory
I don't know. Because I think all music is black.
Mall
Right. So that's why. What do you mean got blacker? Did he say got blacker?
Rory
Yeah, he said he got blacker, but he was what I think he was trying.
Mall
Jack Harlow said he got blacker, but
Rory
he did not see the clip that went viral.
Damaris
Why we're even in reference to his music. His music got blacker Instead of going white like how his other white got
Mall
put out a fucking hip hop album. It'll get more black than hip hop.
Damaris
Do it.
Rory
Well, they were Talking about how this
Damaris
point, neo solo is more black than
Rory
hip hop, How a lot of artists will start with hip hop, and then they'll venture up. Kid Rock did hip hop. Then he went White Iverson.
Mall
I mean, white Iverson. And congratulations is kind of the same.
Rory
Okay, well, a lot of people would say post Malone got hot because of hip hop, and then immediately said hip hop has no substance in a quote, and then started making country and pop music, that he used hip hop to catapult his career and move on. And the New York Times and Jack were trying to explain that at this moment, where he was a huge white artist, he decided to go more towards what people would consider black music, which would be neo soul. Even though all music is black music.
Mall
Right.
Rory
He just chose to say the word, I got blacker, and that got clipped. Now, that's insane.
Mall
Yeah, Jack, That's Jack. That's crazy.
Rory
But what I think he was trying to say is I, instead of doing what all my other white counterparts do in this situation, I decided not to go for the. The fame, pop shit and went more towards music that I prefer, which neo soul is obviously black, but then again, so is rock and roll, pop music, every bit of music, period. All music is black. So. But that's a separate conversation. But that's me speculating. Let's just deal with what he said. Yeah, he said, I got blacker.
Mall
Yeah, that's just not it.
Rory
And you're wearing the beanie. And it just. I don't know.
Damaris
I feel like that fucking beanie is pissing me off. Like, I'm not gonna lie. Like, if you want to put out the music you want to put out, that's fine, especially if it's good, like, whatever. But the cosplaying. The cosplaying of, like, my uncle, I don't like that shit. That shit is so unnecessary. And it makes it seem like you're taking it as a joke and you're not really respecting the music.
Mall
You remember like in the sitcoms in the 90s, when the white kid showed up to high school, he was cool, like in the Steve Harvey show and all of that. And all the girls liked him. And then it was like a talent show. You feeling like, oh, he can rap. That's what Jack hall reminded me of a little bit. He can play basketball. The white men can't jump. Right? He can play basketball. And he gave us. You know, he rapped. I mean, and then now he's giving us neo soul.
Rory
I mean, I. It's a. It's an interesting move.
Mall
Was it a good.
Rory
I'm trying to be. I shouldn't be the one. I feel like y' all should be speaking, not me.
Mall
No, I'm just saying what you do.
Rory
The New York Times and Jack already cleaned up my side, so now I'm just speaking.
Mall
I think it was a smart move though. I think. Do you? I think this, this hurt Jack. This definitely hurt him in my, in my, in my humble opinion. I'm not an artist. I don't make music, so I'm not gonna, you know, speak too, too much to that. But this hard left, I think hurt Jack's trajectory more than it helped. For sure.
Damaris
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Damaris
I have to think that maybe, maybe him and whoever is on his team know something I don't. This is such an obviously bad move for his career that I would think, okay, if they did this, they must have reasoning for it, because it's like to ask, was this, like, not good for him? I think that's pretty obvious. We were just talking on the last episode about how you don't have a particular sound that we can go to. What is it? Who are you as an artist? And then you switch again. So it's like, are you just gonna hop around genres for the rest of your life now?
Mall
Right, so. Because now with the he can't go back, like, full rap on the next project.
Rory
Why not?
Mall
Hell no.
Damaris
He can do whatever he wants. But how it'll come across.
Mall
You're right, he can. Jack Harlow can do whatever the he want to do. I'm saying if he goes full rap, hip hop, next album, that's going to make this album look even crazier because it's going to be like, what the was that about? Like what?
Rory
I mean, even. Even.
Mall
What was that moment?
Rory
I mean, even with. I don't know. I. I want to make this very clear. I'm not comparing Jack Harlow Monica to Kanye West, 808s and heartbreaks. But Kanye went back to rapping. Like, you can do. You can do something.
Mall
It's different, though.
Rory
After fucking the love below, he went and rapped over the.
Mall
It's different. He was already established as a man.
Damaris
I was just gonna say that.
Mall
Like, he was already established as a mega artist, mega producer. Yeah, it's a different.
Rory
That's why I'm saying. I'm not comparing them. But in the same breath, I will say, which we talked about on the last episode when we were trying to figure out what this album was gonna sound like. Jack Harlow is A. He sells out the Barclays Center. He does have a. A TikTok fan base. And I think he looked out at the crowd and probably was like, I hate the fans. Steve Lacy treatment. I hate the people that I'm performing to. Remember, we had that full conversation. Let's not act like Jack is also not. I'm not a megastar, of course, but anyone that sells out in arena, I think you can put in a pretty high category, you know.
Mall
No, for sure.
Damaris
But.
Rory
But you can't experiment. We're not talking about somebody that. That is only doing 2,000 seats. Which, by the way, 2,000 seats is great. But he's doing arenas.
Damaris
Okay, so let's.
Rory
He's not going to do arenas with Monica.
Damaris
Let's. But. And that's. So that's what I was about to say. Right. So with. Let's address the. He's doing arenas because the way that music moves so fast these days. Like, for example, if Janet Jackson came back right now or decided to drop something, she can do an arena for the rest of her life. She will be able to do an arena. If you have one hot project that will and it was hot because of a couple singles and you were able to do an arena that year. Like, before this album, I don't know if Jack would have been able to do an arena. Like, I don't know if he would have been able to do an arena after Jackman. I don't know if he would be able to do an arena after now. So then you can't say he does arenas because that means you have a dedicated fan base who will support you no matter what. That's what makes you an established artist. I don't think that he has that. I don't think that he can release this album and go and do an arena and his dedicated fan base will show up. That's what will make him established. I don't think he's there yet.
Rory
Okay, I. I see your point. Again. I think Jackman was more of a mixtape and it came out pretty quick afterwards and was clearly just a quick. Like, I'm putting something out for my core fan base. If he would have stayed more in the lane of the kids. Miss you. I think Jack would have still been able to do arenas. Now, I would assume that he's gonna, I hope, purposely choose small venues to perform this. And then also, I don't know again, how much of this music he created that's also tough to perform when you didn't make this type of music. Like, that's That's a lot of the allure of. Let me not say allure, but a lot of the authenticity with Neo Soul is a lot of those artists are producing that music. So those live shows hit a bit differently. When you're controlling the entire band, you're participating in every instrument. It's just a little different. I don't know how this looks. And most of those artists had been doing venues for so long, they know how to control those crowds. They know how to put a show on. I'm not saying Jack doesn't, but doing first class in Barclays is a little different than controlling four shows in one night in Blue Note, where you have to play every instrument.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
So I just don't know if it's going to come across. I don't know if he knows how to perform this yet. And. And he's a professional. I'm sure he's probably. Yeah. Rehearsing as. As much as he can. I. I just don't know how this is gonna pivot.
Damaris
And who even goes if he.
Rory
If he. If he does.
Damaris
He doesn't give a fuck if he does. Sobs. Who goes and sees some sobs. Who is the consumer?
Rory
That's a great question.
Mall
Every white woman that just left American Apparel and went to get a latte
Damaris
a matcha.
Rory
Here's the.
Mall
What.
Rory
What mall is saying is
Mall
this was a bad idea? That's what I'm saying. This was a bad idea, this album.
Rory
All right.
Mall
But here's too soon to experiment like this, Jack. Way too soon.
Rory
You're kind of not wrong, though, because that crowd that followed him on TikTok probably has never heard Neo soul in their lives. And if you soon. If you consider this Diet Neo soul, some of those people may think that they just. Jack just tapped into a genre that no one's ever heard before.
Mall
Right. Right.
Rory
Some people really might be like, yo, what this is. This type of music is crazy.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Even if it is dieting your soul. And again, they have the women you're talking about go to Blue Note once, one time, watch Jack and look at Jack like he's three stacks and love below. Like, I've never even heard anything like this.
Mall
Yeah. But this is not. This is Jack. This was just too soon to experiment like this.
Rory
For Jack, though, do you give him any. Any respect for at this moment pivoting to something you think he. In his words? I don't know.
Mall
I mean, as an artist, I respect it.
Rory
It's a risk.
Mall
Yeah. No, I respect when artists take risks. You know, you gotta Believe in yourself. You gotta have the utmost belief in yourself first before the fans will believe in you. So I respect Jack for that. I mean, I just think that, you know, this was just such a hard pivot where it's like, from his sound, it's like. I just think it was too soon to do that. I think you needed to give us one more, maybe two more bonafide rap hip hop albums. You could sprinkle in some R B, even some neo soul vibes in that.
Rory
Within that album, Mac Miller, the Divan Feminine, which to me is more a modern classic of that type of genre, where it's like, Mac is rapping on that. You still got a hit with Anderson Paak, but then you have neo soul joints on there. Shit, even the record with Ariana Grande is a fucking neo soul record.
Mall
Yeah, I just think this was too hard left. It was like, you know. And again, I respect artists taking risks. That's, you know, that speaks to an artist just believing in themselves. So I respect Jack there, but. But, you know, just somebody just listening. And I pressed Play on it on a Jack Harlow album. I was not expecting this to be the album at all.
Damaris
So if you didn't know it was Jack Harlow and somebody just threw it on, would you like it? And ask like, yo, who's that?
Mall
I'd be like, yo, Remy Shan is back. Remember my guy Remy Shan.
Rory
Stop.
Mall
Yo, Remy shan is back. 2020. Remy sh.
Rory
I absolutely hate you, yo.
Mall
Oh, no.
Rory
And yo, the amount of people that were saying, Jack Harlow's next album, it's gonna be dance hall, was the funniest. Yo, Damaris, I would ask, who is this? Yes. Because I don't think it's bad music. I like Prague. All of my friends hook is crazy. I like, say hello. I like the project.
Mall
Music is not bad.
Rory
But. But here's my thing. If you're gonna go for the risk,
Damaris
risk,
Rory
don't Glenn Lewis. The entire project is safe. Like, that's what's weird about it. It's a risk because you pivoted to neo soul with a beanie on and said you got blacker and then met Monica. Like, all of that is a crazy, crazy risk. But again, not comparing jack to Andre 3000. But when Andre 3000 took that pivot, he went all the way. You got weird shit, like, Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, you got. Got records that were digestible, like, hey, Prototype. Like, you got things that the world could accept, but then you got love and war. You got Happy Valentine's Day. You got all These, like, really pushing the genre forward instead of just copy and pasting the voice. This is the safest meal soul album I've ever heard in my life. That's. That's really my issue. It's not bad music, but if you're going to take the risk, push the genre forward. Don't just. Every record. Every record is the safest neo soul record I've ever heard. Which doesn't mean it's bad, but it's safe. There's nothing on there that I was like, okay, I see you're trying to push. You appreciate neo soul so much that you're trying to push it forward. This is a very, very safe nine records of what someone would think neo Soul was in 2026. And I want to make it clear I don't think that's bad. It's good music.
Mall
It's not bad.
Rory
It's good. All of my friends has incredible writing. Again, say hello. I'll probably listen to say hello. That'll stay in the way.
Mall
I like Prague.
Rory
Prague is fire. I move along school. Every song is cool, but it's safe.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
So to me, when you're saying this is a risk. Yeah, it's a risk, but it's the safest risk I've ever seen. Like, if you're gonna do it, do it right.
Mall
Well, I mean, get.
Rory
Get in there. Like, I love that Robert Glasper was on it, but at that point, let's. Let's tap in a little bit more. Let's. Let's really try to push this.
Mall
No, let's not.
Rory
Okay.
Mall
If you. Let's just not go that deep, that hard left. Sprinkle the album with a cup. Prague on the album. But then go get back into rapping. Not mad. Like, okay, like, you slowly introducing your audience to a different side of your different sound.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mall
This is just straight up, like, who is this? This is a whole different person.
Damaris
We know why there was no single. That would have been awkward.
Rory
Oh, yeah, it would have been super awkward. Yeah, I get it. But, yeah, there's kind of no win for losing in that capacity. You put a single out, it's like, wait, what the is going on? Then you get a full. Yeah, you kind of just had to put this out. But I mean, at the same time, though, the Will Smith segment that we cut, which I went back and saw that freestyle, and I think we owe them all, like, a huge apology. We should have kept that apologize.
Damaris
Wasn't clout chasing.
Mall
Well, yes, he was.
Rory
That's what we said he was he
Mall
was rapping over pancakes.
Rory
I'm not saying, first of all, that Will Smith freestyle is awful. I'm not saying Jack Carlos album is awful. Our point in the Will Smith segment was if this is what you want to do as an artist and you feel whole and this is what you want to do, more power to you, bro.
Mall
I mean, but that's what anybody.
Rory
If Jack feels better instead of. He may have felt nasty after that doja cat like, all right, am I really becoming a caricature of the same first class record? Let me put a beanie on and go be a caricature somewhere else. But he may have felt whole with that. Maybe he feels like I wanted to.
Mall
Jack, that could feel whole. Cool, great. He could experiment, great. Do all of those things. Right? But we go sit here and laugh and joke about it like, that ain't it 100%. That's just not it, Jack. Like, we fuck with you. But come on, dawg. This album is not what we expected. Respect the risk as an artist. Cool. Do that. But I just think that it was too, too far left. And you gotta ease. Ease the audience in the ears into this new Jack Harlow Monica vibe. This was just like a complete, you know, reset and it's like a whole different personnel.
Rory
Yeah, I'm still gonna laugh at Curtis Mayflower.
Mall
Yeah. Come on, man. QAnon tip. Yeah, I'm laughing at all of that. Jew Hill.
Damaris
Yeah, Jew Hill is insane. Badu. They. They call America Badu.
Mall
America Badu.
Damaris
Judaism album.
Rory
America Baduism. And just calling it Judaism is hilarious.
Mall
Oh, God.
Rory
But someone did. Before we get. Get off this and get some other music. Someone did Post Hip Hop by the numbers posted artists that have done like the shift, starting with Jack Harlow, Neo soul, R B, Post Malone, Drake with House Nor and B Andre. They put ambient new age jazz. I'm not, bro.
Mall
He was. How many albums in before Drake did that? Honestly, nevermind.
Rory
That wasn't really that far out of his. Kanye, obviously, with 808s little yachty when he bit all of Child Sound. Childish Gambino, Cudi did some old rock. Wayne did a rock album. I don't like that they put Lauryn Hill unplugged under folk soul. But I guess I get it. Snoop has done every genre you can think of.
Mall
Every artist you name him was so established and so big pause when they decided to do that. Like, that's the difference. You have to establish an identity, a sound that people know you for when they hear it. Oh, that's Jack Harlow. Like we Were sitting here saying, like, yo, what is again? What is it gonna sound like? What is this project is? Da da, da. We were still looking for that. We were still trying to figure out the Jack Harlow sound. So then they give us a completely different sound than we've ever heard from Jack. You confused even more now. Now we really don't know what to expect. What's the next album?
Rory
I just told you, dan?
Mall
Is it 103,000? Like, just instruments? Is he gonna let us know that he can actually play now? Like. Like, what is it? What is the next. He cannot go back. Full rap, hip hop next album.
Rory
He can't. Yeah. Cuz even, like, with Childish Gambino, if you have. Because of the Internet. Going to Awaken My Love. That was very much a funk album. It wasn't that crazy because the Internet had elements of that. Like it was. Everyone does kind of ease their way.
Mall
You have to. Yeah, you have to. You can't. Like, you have to. It's a way to do it. I'm not mad. It's a way to do it. It's just a way to do it. And I think this was. He miscalculated his stuff.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Cause even, like, three stacks, too. Like, yeah. Love Below threw me off a bit, but it was like three stacks gave
Mall
us a lot of rapping before he gave us the flute album.
Rory
No, but. No, I'm saying he also.
Mall
He gave us a lot of balls.
Rory
I'm saying he gave us a lot of rapping, but also a lot of. Of singing before he did Love Below. Like, there was elements, like the Ms. Jackson hook could have been on Love Below, and it wouldn't. You wouldn't have exact blinked an eye at it.
Mall
Exactly. So it's a way to do it.
Rory
All right. Three sacks in a wig. I don't think it's that weird.
Mall
Right.
Rory
This on par.
Mall
We get it. We understand this has always been a part of his thing, but yeah, I
Rory
mean, I don't know if this. This is Jack's thing this year.
Mall
Well, looking forward to the next project.
Rory
Jack, do we want to stay on the Whites?
Mall
Yes, sir.
Rory
There's a big, big weekend for the Whites. I don't know if you guys are big James Blake fans the way I am.
Mall
I like James Blake.
Rory
James has disappointed me in the last few projects. As a big James Blake fan. I hated the Yachty project. His album before that kind of felt all over the place. I think we got the James that I love back. Trying times, trying times. I'm two listens in and this is the James I like. Full, Full, full on producer James and more of the R B esque stuff. I like his electronic stuff. I like the alternative stuff. But sometimes James just needs to give us some harmonies and bring us all back. Sometimes experimenting is not good for your fan base. Sometimes you shouldn't do an album with Lil Yachty.
Mall
Yeah. Don't confuse the listeners. Don't confuse your fan base. I get it.
Damaris
But see, some people experiment and that pops off. Like, you never know what.
Rory
James was experimenting and it's popped off. I'm saying he left us for like two years where I was like, he was busy.
Mall
He had to go do some other shit.
Rory
I. I don't know what fan base he was serving. And I could be wrong. I like more James.
Mall
R B same.
Rory
He went in a different bag for the last couple years. That. That had confused me a lot. Lot. This is a really good album.
Mall
I got to check it out. I didn't hear this one yet.
Rory
Yeah, no. The. The whites. The Whites try to give. Give y' all some soul this. This weekend. Take it.
Mall
But hopefully James gave us a little
Rory
more soul than what's about James Blake.
Mall
Yeah, that's.
Rory
That's authenticity.
Mall
You're right. I can.
Rory
I know that's who he is.
Mall
Yeah, I know what to expect from James.
Rory
Like Alex Isley put out a record. West side. That's. That's fire.
Mall
Shout out to Alex.
Rory
One of the.
Damaris
The finest. My bad. The most talented.
Mall
You all right?
Damaris
Yeah, I'm cool.
Rory
Alex is very pretty, but she's also very talented.
Mall
Very talented.
Rory
We don't have to just look at her looks all the time.
Mall
Amazing voice.
Rory
Yeah, she. I mean, she's. I kind of want her. And I know she doesn't want to do this. I kind of want her to sit with the pop producers. Just give me one year to sell out for a second and see what you could do. Because I think we get so full sellout music.
Mall
Soulful sellout music.
Rory
Let me not. All right. Sellout is the wrong verb of that. Of crossover shit of. You would have made this anyway, but you're in there. Maybe we do one session with Benny Blanco, even though it's not really my guy, but just to see what you could do with your talent, with what the Machine producers could do. Because I think Alex could make the way. We love Beyonce as far as pop music, soul, authenticity. Even though it's pop music, you know what time it is with her. I don't think Alex is far from that. Even though she stays in her lane as far as this type of music. Just one go. Give it three months, See what you come up with.
Mall
I love Alex Osley.
Rory
Like, I think. I really think Alex Isley could be with her talent level, one of the biggest artists in the R and B
Mall
pop world for sure.
Rory
Like, it wouldn't be music you would not expect from her, but she has that. Her talent is just different. Her. Her tone is different. She. She would sing circles around these girls, but knows how to pull it back where it's digestible, where you're not just crooning the entire time on some traditional R B. I'd like to see Alex do that, even though I know she's not going to do that. But, you know, I didn't listen to the yg, so forgive me there.
Damaris
You hate the West Coast.
Rory
No, I'm. Come on. I'm having some scent.
Mall
You just had to.
Rory
Huh?
Mall
You just had to go there, right? Sorry.
Rory
Yo, even Jack Harlo was heaven sent.
Mall
Jack Harlo is Monica's heaven sent Monica for sure.
Damaris
Heaven sent.
Mall
Sa put out another record he did
Rory
bouncing and it's great.
Mall
Wait, what the is Saha doing, man?
Rory
A roll out.
Mall
I love it. I love it.
Rory
A rollout.
Mall
Anytime we get side high rapping and putting music out, I love it. I just didn't hear this record yet, though. Dope.
Rory
Yeah, it's great. It's a good roll out. I think all these records aren't going to make the album. I think this is just a lot of Lucy stuff that he's just getting the attention back to his solo career. So I can't wait. Even though he said soon on his album.
Mall
Yeah, I'm not falling for that.
Rory
But. But he's been consistent. Every Friday we get.
Mall
Listen. That's what I'm saying.
Rory
No bouncing his spot too production. He's. He's been great on that end. Can we pull up the Russell Clear before we get out of music? Just because I just think, and sometimes in these trying times, it's a lot going on, especially with global politics. And this is where, you know, artists like Pac, Chuck D, Michael Stevie, everyone has spoke. Marvin Gaye was going on. There's been artists that have stepped in to really put things in perspective for us. And I think that's really what artistry is missing. So I agree with LaRussell in his statement in starting this where his engineer said, said, yo, don't drop this saying, nah, man, this is the point of artists. This is what's been missing in artistry. We got to Take a stance. We have to calm the world down and explain things. And I was ready. And then he started the record.
Mall
I made this record and I sent it off to my engineer, Facts.
Daniel Cormier
And he calls me.
Mall
He said, man, you probably shouldn't put this out. I said, what? What the hell happened? He said, you know, you. You talking about Epstein. It's a lot of going on. And I said, thank you for calling me. I'm finna drop this.
Rory
That's what they said about Tupac changes before he put it up. That's exactly why we need it, cuz.
Mall
Everybody sit and be silent. And the goal of an artist is
Daniel Cormier
to express the times and discuss, say
Mall
all the things that nobody else want to say or know how to say. I'm not perfect.
Rory
I don't know how to say this.
Mall
And neither is the President was guiltier
Daniel Cormier
than a high in evidence. You can't be mad that they heated
Mall
if you don't let them vent.
Daniel Cormier
Even the devil was heaven sent. Even Malcolm was heaven sent. Even Martin was heaven sent. Even Kanye was heaven sent. We all heaven sent.
Mall
Donald 2. We all heaven sent. Epstein too. We all haven't sent Adolph too. We all haven't.
Rory
I wonder if I am
Mall
even you.
Damaris
Damn. Even me. They said that. They said I was heaven sent.
Mall
Who said that? To Myron?
Damaris
Don't worry about it. You don't know.
Rory
You know what pissed me off the most about this wasn't Epstein or Adolf or any of that. It was that he. He brought me into it.
Damaris
Even you.
Rory
Even. I was questioning myself.
Mall
Yo, even you love the Russell, man.
Rory
So do I. But that doesn't mean he can't get jokes too.
Mall
No, he got. Listen, everybody. And nobody is not outside.
Rory
We support and love the Russell. Yeah, this was nuts. Your engineer was. Was correct.
Mall
That was dirt.
Rory
I'm just saying.
Mall
Wait, but that wasn't the whole song though, was it?
Damaris
Do it matter? It was a big chunk of it.
Mall
Nah. He might have gave us some bar. Don't do that. It might be some bars in there.
Rory
But that was also like, all right. Yeah, it sounds nuts. And he's definitely not using Heaven Sent the correct way. But the speech. I was with him all the way. Like, nah, if. If your team is scared or your engineer is scared, maybe you actually have something like that.
Mall
I'm not mad at that.
Rory
This is a point where artists need to say something. And then he went on to say absolutely nothing.
Mall
But that's what I'm saying. Is that the whole song, though?
Damaris
No, it's not the whole song.
Mall
But, like, we gotta hit a whole record.
Damaris
Nah, I'm cool, actually.
Mall
But what if he getting off, though? Like, what if he. The record is like. Like he really saying some, though. You gonna come back in, walk around like. Nah, just say it got kind of.
Damaris
He not really saying he was when he was first. It ain't like he was just talking.
Mall
That sound like the hook.
Damaris
There was some verse in there.
Rory
You think he's gonna explain Iranian gas prices and throwing bombs on.
Mall
I don't know. I don't know which one. I'm just saying, I feel like we've heard of Russell's songs. We've heard of some of his music. You know, I mean, he's.
Rory
He does a great job, despite what y'.
Damaris
All.
Mall
I understand.
Rory
Joke. He has depth a lot in his music.
Mall
Yeah. That's what I'm saying. This is. You know what I'm saying? Epstein, too, even. I get it, everybody.
Rory
What you get about it?
Mall
That is kind of crazy to say. Epstein was. Ever since I think that nigga is the devil. But the devil was an angel once, right? He fell down from heaven. Right? That's how the story goes, what I'm saying. Yeah. So in order to believe in God, you got to believe in the devil.
Rory
Okay. And again, this isn't a religious podcast, but anyone that is Christian, respect and believe. If you believe that, everyone is seven cent, that's cool. Oh, why did I need that information? What was groundbreaking about telling me that Epstein was created by God?
Mall
That's why we need to get the rest of the song.
Rory
What's what?
Mall
Like, he might tie it all in.
Rory
All right, so after everything, we should stop. Be like, you know what? Think about it, though. Like, he was also heaven sent.
Mall
I'm just saying we gotta hear the rest.
Rory
Like, you know what? Maybe. Maybe you should babysit.
Mall
It's not. No, no, no. It's not fair. If we don't hear the entire record, we have to hear the entire record. That's what I'm saying. Get the jokes off. Let's get the jokes off. But let's also hear the rest of the record.
Rory
Okay. Strange Rollout.
Mall
I mean, he's. He had the pergola.
Rory
This is the weekend of Strange Rollout.
Mall
He's at the pergola. You know what I mean? He probably wanted to preview his new song. You know what I mean? But, I mean, it's a little weird. It's like, whoa, okay, but let him land it. We gotta give him an opportunity to land the record.
Rory
Well, Chuck English, who's a Amazing producer shout out to Chuck, said, don't lose me, dog. He retweeted it, and then Russell replied, explaining what he was trying to say in the song. He said, what do y' all think I'm saying in the song? Is it the truth that's bothersome or is it what you think I'm saying? I'm saying every human was made by God, even the evil ones. Even going to hell alongside some of y' all uncles, daddies, and favorite rappers. All right, so I still stand with.
Mall
Okay, he made a point.
Rory
No, he didn't.
Damaris
How if I make a song that say, what's the point?
Rory
The sky is blue.
Damaris
The sky is blue. You know what I'm saying? The sky is blue. Even you can see that the sky is blue. What the fuck is the point of that song?
Mall
I'm saying we gotta hear the rest of the song. I'm saying what he said in response to what Chuck English said. He's right, though. Every human was made by God, even the evil ones. That's a fact. Even the niggas going to hell alongside some of y' all uncles, daddies, and favorite rappers. What is false about what he said?
Damaris
It's not about it being false.
Mall
That's all I'm saying. I'm saying what he said to.
Rory
Chuck was arrested on the seventh day. Okay?
Damaris
Like, it's like, that's the thing. Okay, but there's mad facts. But if I sit up there and
Mall
say, so what is he saying wrong? That's what I'm saying. What is he saying?
Damaris
Not about being okay. So I don't. You're. You're not grasping this. Yeah, it doesn't matter. That what he. It's not about what he's saying not being wrong. It's about what's the point? There's no point in me making a song that says, mall shirt is green.
Mall
But we didn't hear the song. That's what I'm saying. We gotta hear the rest of the song.
Rory
Two days at this point, released the verses.
Mall
And my thing was that could be the song. That could be the song.
Rory
It up like you're making a Revolt record. The way Fight the Power was like, he's explaining why artists are so important. And then you just give me a bunch of. That's like, okay, why did I need to know that Epstein is okay now? What? Why? Why is my perspective different now? Here is the world looking like, no,
Mall
if that is the song, then it's like, all right, what the fuck was that? If that is the Song that's the full record that he just. We just heard. Then it's like, what the is. What is LaRussell talking about? But if there's more to it and he makes it, he ties it on and makes it make sense, then we gonna be sitting here having to talk about the record again.
Rory
Like, okay, I didn't even see Chuck English's reply until literally just now. And he's saying what demaris and I are saying. So water is wet. What's the reason or the point that you tried to make?
Mall
Yeah, he said, you've been to heaven.
Damaris
I'm just saying now, Joe spit it kind of kill. He said it wasn't even good enough for you to come out with the song. Like, if you're going to try to be an introspective artist, you got to pick up a book and read and expand your vocabulary. You can't make elementary music and then try to rap like Nas and.
Rory
And I'm not saying that about the Russell as a whole. So I guess my thing is, even when Kanye has went off the deep end on shit that I didn't agree with what he was doing, he at least gave some context and some explanation. Like, I don't agree with what you're saying, but it's coming somewhat from a place that you have some points to make, even if we disagree with them. Like, I didn't agree with everything Kanye did at the TMZ office, and Van put him in his place this and that. But at least Kanye was trying to make some points from another perspective that I didn't agree with.
Damaris
With.
Rory
But there was some substance to his points. Even though he got them from Candace and Tucker, he was just regurgitating what they were saying. There still was something behind what he was saying. Just telling me that Epstein was made by God. Okay, what do I. What should I do with that now?
Damaris
Yeah, so I guess we'll see. Ma has the point. Maybe he cleans it up in the rest of the song.
Rory
If he ever gets. If that's the talent and has a great perspective to make us record.
Mall
Listen, if that's the full song. Song, I'm with you. What the is the Russell talking about? If that's the full song? I'm saying if it's not, then we gotta hit a full record. And then like, okay, maybe he may tie it all in to make it make sense. Okay.
Rory
Cause I thought he was about to rap. He's just sitting there.
Mall
That's what I'm saying. Whis we need to. Is that the record. If not, let us hear the full record.
Rory
But can we joke about it?
Mall
Oh, for sure. Absolutely.
Rory
Do we think. I'm not going into any of the conspiracy stuff. I just do think it. It. It's crazy how the timeline has turned on the Russell post Roc Nation signing.
Damaris
Well, the timeline wasn't really worried about the Russell pre Roc Nation signing.
Rory
No, I mean, not the non music fan. The. The gossipy timeline now cares more.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
It's just interesting the choices that have been made post that.
Mall
Like the Russell choices as far as music.
Rory
Because I followed everything that he's done. I've watched full streams, full YouTube videos of his backyard. Like, I've never heard him get into Wayne or say Epstein was like, it's just bad timing. I'm not on the side that I think Roc Nation is telling him to make these moves. I'm not that psychotic. I think y' all give Roc Nation way too much credit. It. I don't even really think Roc Nation like talks to Russell as much as you guys think he does. It's just now with the lights on with the timeline that's only dedicated to killing people and ruining their careers, especially if they have some connection to Roc Nation. You've made some choices, dog.
Mall
What do you mean?
Rory
Because you've made nothing but positive choices for the last seven years. I've been watching you and now all
Damaris
you're doing is arguing or creating.
Rory
Now you're just arguing with fucking everybody.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Just be the positive human being that you are, man. Stop walking uphill.
Mall
That wasn't him trying to be the positive human being.
Damaris
No, it's a way to be positive. It's a way to be positive and a way to just like, nah, don't do it that way.
Mall
Y' all are crazy. That wasn't him being positive. I'm just asking, was that not him being positive?
Rory
Pastor positive, where they're embezzling money through the church and just say everyone's fine.
Mall
I don't understand the correlation.
Rory
I don't think you're positive because you say Epstein is heaven sent. I think you can draw the line and be a positive person and say. And not say that.
Damaris
Especially when, you know.
Rory
I think it's when pastors get. And I'm not saying that about LaRussell, but I think when pastors get on their positivity, it starts saying everyone is God sent and God has every reason for everything. Sometimes you just. You using that as a cop out.
Mall
The cop out to what?
Rory
To be trying to be positive. Like, nah, some People are just burning.
Mall
Hell, no. But that's what he said.
Rory
Like, I don't even want to put the word heaven near none of y' all.
Mall
True. But what I'm saying is you saying he's not being positive, Right. Even if, even though it's somebody you feel like he shouldn't be trying to
Rory
be positive about, he should say that opera and ballet are the greatest genres of all time. It's the only way to be positive at this point.
Damaris
Well, I get what you're saying, but I think that he's just saying that you can be positive. But when you know that, you know when he knew, when he came out and said that, he knew what the reaction would be, and then to feed into the reaction with more negativity. When people are sending negativity your way, it sounds like you're rage baiting us for attention. That's what one could take it as. So sometimes people are. Are saying.
Mall
What was the rage bait saying, Epstein?
Damaris
The rage bait is talking about like saying that Adolf Hitler, Epstein, all of these people are sent by God. That's. Yes. That. That would rage bait people. Because you know that people are gonna. The people are gonna, you know, push back on that. And then when people push back, rightfully so you're. Than arguing with them. You're not leading with love in that, like, you age baited us.
Rory
And I think those types of, whether they be outrage or clickbait or something like that, should pose questions for conversation, which I think Kanye has done. Even when he's been wrong, conversation actually happens. What is the conversation we're having here?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Nothing. A bunch of nothing. But I did have a blast texting all my friends at ROC Nation this morning. Good morning. Happy Monday. Your heaven sent.
Damaris
He's so silly.
Mall
See, that was fake positivity. You just like the pastor.
Damaris
Well, you think you're a positive person?
Mall
Me? Yeah. You think I'm a positive person?
Damaris
I see positivity in you.
Mall
You think I'm negative. You think I've ever been negative?
Damaris
Ah, you have a negative side sometimes, but I don't think you're a negative.
Mall
I mean, we all have negative sides, but, like, that's okay. So that's what I'm asking.
Damaris
I don't think you're a negative person.
Mall
I was about to say, you can't think I'm a negative person.
Damaris
I think you're optimistic. I think you're very optimistic.
Mall
I mean, I think you have to be in this world.
Damaris
No, I think sometimes people can use pessimism as A, you know, as a defense mechanism shield. Yeah.
Mall
Oh, you don't think I'm one of those people?
Damaris
No, you're not pessimistic at all. You guys are like the ying and the yang. Like optimism, self deprecating pessimism.
Rory
I have positive pessimism, though.
Damaris
What is negative about what the is positive pessimism?
Rory
I, I, I mean, yes, I'm, I'm pessimistic for sure. I would never say otherwise, but I don't.
Mall
Like, you've literally said you're pessimistic.
Rory
I know I'm pessimistic, but only with certain things in regards to myself. I don't look at every everyone else in a negative way. It's more of a to her point, self deprecation. I don't like. I do have positive.
Damaris
So I think you can be Okay. I think you're pessimistic when it comes to everybody else too, but I think pessimistic and negativity is two different things. I think negativity can be a bad thing. I think pessimist is just. You don't really believe in people as a whole.
Mall
You think Rory don't believe in people? You don't think he believes in anybody?
Rory
You don't think I believe in anyone?
Damaris
No, no.
Rory
I think you believe emotional origins did 15,000 seats in South Korea. No, that's not like 100 views on SoundCloud.
Damaris
I don't, I don't. So when I say believe in people, I'm not talking about talent wise. I'm talking about.
Rory
He photoshopped his face on Beyonce's ad passed 20 years ago. And he's, he's here because I believe in him.
Mall
He had to see it. He had to see it.
Damaris
I'm talking about Damaris.
Rory
You never want to do podcasting. I think you're the best female podcaster, period.
Mall
Yeah. Like box her in. You gotta box her in.
Rory
Give her credit.
Damaris
You saw, you put female, right?
Mall
Yeah. Put her in the box, though.
Rory
Yeah. Well, women. Yeah. I mean, that's, of course.
Damaris
No, I don't. I think you believe in people's talents. Your amazing ass, spotted talent. You know, thanks for my job, all of that cool stuff.
Rory
Stuff.
Damaris
I mean, as people, I think sometimes you see, like, you don't always believe in the good of people.
Rory
Oh, no. I mean that.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Childhood trauma.
Damaris
Yeah. Not, not talent wise, but that's managing expectations.
Rory
Because in my early 20s, I was like, let me not be that way and trust everyone.
Damaris
Okay. It didn't work out for you. Well.
Rory
And I should have been like, yo, I should have just been my teenage self. So that's where that comes. But in, like, business and stuff, I'm not pessimistic with everything. I just manage expectations for myself because I know how. I know how that shit goes. Like, this isn't pessimistic in saying it's actually, like, a fact. Usually it's not gonna work out.
Mall
Usually it's not gonna work out.
Rory
It's cliche. But I have failed 10,000 times, succeeded twice. Like, it's. It's usually not gonna work out. So you should manage your expectations in that regard.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
Hard.
Rory
I. Yes, it's pessimistic, but it is also realistic.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
You should also always have that drive of this could be the one. Because it could be the one. Yeah, but. But don't think every time. Like.
Mall
But don't celebrate too early.
Rory
Yeah. Like, it. It probably won't work out.
Mall
Gotcha.
Rory
And that's okay if you're viewing it in that type of way.
Mall
Right.
Rory
It's not gonna be the end of me if this doesn't work out.
Mall
Okay. So, yeah, that's kind of a defense mechanism. Don't get my hopes up because I'm probably. I've been let down more than I've been. Yeah. You know. Okay.
Damaris
Mall, you know, where you're pessimistic and negative when it comes to love.
Rory
He's super.
Damaris
That don't believe in nothing.
Mall
That's not true.
Damaris
Everybody cheating them all.
Mall
That's not true.
Damaris
Every. You know why she did that? She cheating. She just went to go get her nails done on the 21st.
Mall
Tell me when I was wrong, though. Tell me when I've ever said somebody was cheating, wasn't doing something right and I was wrong.
Damaris
Well, just because you haven't been proven wrong or right doesn't mean you weren't.
Mall
No, I've been proven right. I've been proven right. I've been proven right. We ain't going to say I ain't been proved right. I've been proven right. I'm not saying I don't. Don't say that. I don't think everybody cheats. I don't. I don't know everybody to say that, but I can spot the relationships where I'm like, come on, fam, cut this shit. Have just have fun. We get it. It's a moment, but we know this too shall pass that's all I be trying this too shall pass I believe in love. I've seen people in love. I know people in love I've been in love. I. I get it. But like Rory said, it's probably not gonna work out. It's just not. Even if you're married for 15 years, the 16th year you got a divorce.
Rory
But that kind of is the beauty of young people. They have like this false sense of like, oh, this could work out.
Mall
Yes.
Rory
Wow, it's so beautiful. You still have that.
Mall
And it could, right? But it probably won't. That's all. That's where I'm at. So it's not like I believe in love. I believe that you should be in love. Fall in love, find love. Love is beautiful. You need love. I get that. But come on, we know. We all have examples of people that we were like, damn, like they love each other. And then one day you be like, what happened? Oh, you know, just irreconcilable differences.
Rory
But you are pessimistic about love. She's not wrong. I hear you.
Damaris
But pessimistic about love because you tend to lean more towards it not working out than it working out out.
Mall
That's not true, though. I just speak.
Rory
I do think all like women, for the most part cheat. Like, I know what you just said. I know why.
Damaris
It's that other. I'll be like maul.
Rory
That's not every girl is someone that, like, sometimes it just doesn't work out. No one's cheating. It just doesn't work out.
Mall
Not every woman is sleeping with somebody. I get, yes, a lot of that be jokes. I don't believe that every woman is a cheater. But some of you hoes I'm right about. And that's all I'm saying. Some of you hoes I'm right about.
Rory
But I think my pessimism with business comes from a very shady and disgusting business. That's why I think that way. It's not all businesses, it's this one.
Mall
Yeah, but people are shady and disgusting.
Rory
No, I'm saying you, as far as relationships and what you've been exposed to at a young age is a genre where dating and long term relationships doesn't work out. Whereas Damaris and I have been on the other side as common, common folk and you know, just pedestrians over here. We've seen love work. You've been in entertainment world your whole life and those relationships usually don't work out. We've seen people be college sweethearts and, and go on and have 10 kids and be happy.
Mall
I've seen people be college, I'll have sweethearts, have 10 kids and get divorced.
Rory
Fair. No, of Course that happens.
Damaris
Yeah, for sure.
Rory
I'm just saying.
Mall
And that's all.
Rory
I'm just saying a higher clip of, of that than what you were exposed to at a young age and stayed. You stayed in a world where relationships don't really work out. And now I. We've entered that world and we see it too.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mall
Okay, so I'm not wrong.
Damaris
No, it's not that you're not wrong.
Rory
No.
Damaris
You're just in your world.
Rory
You think that's the whole world and that's not.
Mall
No, I don't. I think that's the whole world.
Damaris
Okay.
Mall
I could never speak for the whole world. I don't know the whole world. I'm just saying that like you something more times than not, things don't last or work out. When it's people in love, married, like we see it, you get married, great happy for you is great straight. And then something happens. People fall in love and they also fall out of love.
Damaris
But I think that there's a beauty even in falling in love, even in falling out. I think there's a beauty in both.
Mall
So there's a beauty in falling out if you fell out only if you've tried to make it work.
Damaris
Yes.
Mall
Then it's like, okay, just go separate ways. Be happy. Go find love again. Go be happy again. Like that's when it's beauty and falling out of love.
Rory
That's only cool in movie scripts. It literally just. It literally destroys your entire nerves.
Damaris
No, it does.
Mall
You'll find love again. She'll find love again. Like, y' all can go on and be happy.
Rory
You literally become a different person.
Mall
People that co parent have great co parent. I know some people that have a better relationship as co parents than they did when they were together.
Damaris
Yeah. Because they don't gotta both. You know, the beautiful thing about co parenting is that you get days off of being a parent. If y' all both live in the same house at the same time, there's
Mall
never days off being a parent.
Damaris
No, no, of course. Never a day off. I mean physically where you don't have your child. That's what I mean. Like, of mentally, there's never a day off. But if y' all both live in the house at the same time, like that child is always with us. But if you got her Tuesday through Thursday and I got her Friday through Sunday or Monday, it's lit. I get days off where I'm like, yeah, they're safe with their other parent.
Mall
Yeah.
Damaris
That's why co parents are like, oh, it's cool. I get. I get to take time for myself.
Mall
I get it.
Damaris
Love.
Rory
When the two people that don't have kids talk about kids.
Damaris
I mean, I'm sorry that that's not your experience if you can't, you know, relate. But I've heard that from co parents.
Rory
Oh, no, for sure. No, I hear you. I do want to. Can we get like a very loud round of applause? I think Doja Cat is the first woman to ever take accountability in her life. Do we always had Doja Cat very high on our. Our rapper list, but I think she is crazy. You die for Doge and Dojo.
Mall
I'm make that merch die for Doji.
Rory
He thought it was funny. This is a monumental thing. Like, I think the way HOV did that Samsung thing where he sold a million albums before the album even came out was like, we got to put him higher up on the rapper because he did that. I think a woman taking accountability for the first time in her entire life kind of puts Doja higher up on the female rap list. To me, like, this is a monumental moment. And I'd like Damaris to read this just so it can come, you know, from a female voice. Because I've never heard. I've never heard a woman say this before. So I want to hear it from like, that gives a. Give the backstory.
Damaris
The women not taking accountability angle is so old because we all know that it's that don't take accountability. But sure, I'll read it.
Rory
We're not into men in therapy. They say that even though maybe that is true. True. Right now we're talking about women and their accountability. So stop trying to deflect and talk about us.
Damaris
Criticism of Timothy Chalamet and says that her outrage was quote, unquote, virtue signaling. And quote, I've never been to a ballet. I've never seen an opera. I took it upon myself yesterday to kind of give it to the man. Because there is a culture based around outrage and things like that. And people want to feel like they're a part of something. It's a need to connect, whether good or bad. What I was doing yesterday was virtue signaling because I wanted to connect. And I knew that Timothy these goof up was something that I could leverage in order for people to connect with me and with me, she continued. And it's easy. It's a modern way to garner clicks, likes, approval, and all kinds of things like that from people. And so I did that yesterday and I didn't really think about why I was doing it. I don't know anything about opera. I don't know anything about ballet, and I've never been to either shows.
Mall
That was. That was all.
Rory
That was beautiful jokes aside.
Mall
That was.
Rory
I know we're making the. The woman thing. That was just a joke. This is one of the greatest things I've ever read of any human being. We've all been guilty of this to.
Mall
So vulnerable.
Rory
To hear a. No, I'm dead ass. To hear an A list artist, like, admit this shit. Because this is everybody on the Internet. Y' all don't. Y' all do not care about the things you're outraged about.
Mall
No.
Rory
Like the fact that she flat out admitted this is. I, of course, the Internet kind of ignored this because the Internet is this. You guys all get outraged about shit you do not care about. You have no interest in. You've never been to a ballet. Or that's just a metaphor for everything.
Damaris
Something.
Rory
You've never been to a ballet. You don't care. You just want to get some feedback that you're a good person. When someone up. At least I'm not them.
Mall
It's called trolling.
Rory
No, this isn't trolling. This is the.
Mall
No, no, no, no, no. What she was doing virtual signaling or whatever. That. That's just trolling.
Rory
Trolling to me is more on the joke side. Like, we troll Jack Harlow now. I don't particularly care to shit on Jack. I don't really. Virtual virtue singling is, like, more here, right?
Damaris
Yeah, it's more like guys like, oh, my God, I'm so much better than you. Like, here. I can't believe you did that.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Like, oh, my God, I can't believe that black lives matter.
Rory
Like, let's look at. Let me post a black square so it shows that I care even though I'm in my house doing nothing.
Mall
Yeah. I look at all of this trolling because I never believe any of that. I never believe any of that.
Rory
I hate Gen Z like, dialogue. But this one does make more sense to me because I think trolling and virtue signaling are drastically different. Different. Trolling's funny. Whatever. Troll away. Make jokes.
Mall
But trolling.
Rory
I hate people that try to make themselves be better than everyone else off a topic they don't give a about. And the fact that an A list artist admitted this to me, I think Doja Cat really deserves, like, flowers for having that moment.
Mall
That was gangster, yo. It was gangster, baby. Daby, are you okay?
Rory
We've all. We've all done this.
Damaris
No. And no one's really admitted Stop saying that. Don't speak for me. We have not all done that.
Mall
Done what?
Damaris
Virtue signaling.
Rory
Not. Not maybe for, like, real serious issues. But she just said, bro, I don't care. The opera. I did that cuz I needed some attention that day. I need attention that day, so I did it.
Damaris
You kick somebody's back in horribly kick somebody's back in about something when everybody was already on top of them to make it seem like you were a better person than them. Not everybody.
Rory
Should I refresh all of our mentions? That's what happens every day.
Mall
I think most people have done that at least once in their life on the Internet. For sure.
Damaris
Okay, Yeah. I think that y' all are applauding somebody for admitting that they did some corny. Just don't do the corny. And then you don't have to admit.
Mall
No, no, no, no, no, no. But that needs to be applauded.
Rory
That needs to be applauded.
Damaris
What?
Mall
When you call yourself out for knowing
Rory
you was doing corny shit.
Mall
Cause niggas, nobody, people don't do that. So for somebody and then somebody like dozier to do that. Yes, I applaud that.
Rory
I definitely do.
Damaris
She's done a whole bunch of other corny shit, though.
Rory
She definitely apologized for it.
Mall
She 100%. 100%. I'm just saying this is a start. This is a start. She's admitting she was virtue signaling. Whatever. She was wrong. She was doing it for engagements, for people to connect and fuck with her.
Damaris
Like, even the. But this is the thing. Even this apology is virtual.
Mall
No, but don't do that. No, no, no.
Rory
Don't do that.
Mall
Don't do that.
Rory
Don't do that, don't do that.
Damaris
But even this apology is virtual.
Mall
Don't do that.
Rory
Because I think everyone on the Internet would look at this attention.
Damaris
I just wanted attention, and I wanted people to give me attention, so I kicked the man's back in. I shouldn't have did that. You know, nowadays, this is a modern way to garner clicks, likes, and attention. And we shouldn't do that. And we should be. It's even. Your apology is virtue signal.
Rory
No, she made it about her. She didn't say anyone else. She said, I. I did this. Yeah, I did it. What I was doing yesterday was virtue signaling because I wanted to connect. I'm sorry, it's. You got to make that bigger pause. And I knew that Timothy's goof up was something that I could leverage in order for people to connect with me. And with me. She ain't say, yo, Y' all were doing this. She made it all about her culture based.
Damaris
There is a culture based around rage and things like that, and people want to feel like they're a part of something. Don't just say that.
Rory
She's talking.
Damaris
Don't change the subject. You said that she didn't address her entire. No, the subject was that you said that she didn't address anybody else, and she did. There is a culture based around outrage and things like that, and people wanted to feel like they're a part of something. It was not just about her. Well, I just did this.
Rory
Okay.
Damaris
It's bringing up the masses in all of this.
Rory
You're still.
Mall
It's the whole thing.
Rory
Yeah. You're missing. All right. Yes.
Damaris
I'm not.
Rory
She's saying that there is a culture based around outrage, which I think everyone in this room can agree, of course. And she's saying I have felt victim to that. Me, I have fallen into that culture of the outrage shit where I just needed some dopamine that day. I needed to feel like I was better than someone else that was fucking up at the time. Even though I don't give a fuck about ballet or operating opera, I'm gonna look like the better person in this story. I care. Like, I appreciate that.
Damaris
Message Timothy, into. In Texas.
Rory
Because I said it again.
Damaris
Message Timothy. This. This exact message.
Rory
Message you're not on the side of. If I do something public, the apology has to be public.
Damaris
No. Message Timothy, about how you're virtual.
Rory
It depends.
Damaris
Just come out and say, yo. Yo. I'm not gonna lie. What I said about Timothy was corny. That's it. All this extra explanation of all of this shit.
Rory
But do you not think it's important for. Especially with. With Doja Cat Stan fan base as well, and the culture that is. Of this whole thing that this was not important to say. To admit that people do this.
Damaris
Sure. Just don't. Just don't. Just don't do it in the beginning. Just. Just don't do it anyway. It wasn't like she was kicking his back in about him being a racist or. Or something of that nature. Him being a woman hater.
Rory
They were kicking that with real topics. I'm saying she did it with something she didn't give a fuck about, which I think everyone does on the Internet every day. I'm not talking about real fucking real. You're talking about colorism. I know for a fact you care about colorism. We're talking about things that people do not care about. All of a sudden you're just on the Internet going in all. You don't care about this. You don't.
Damaris
Okay.
Mall
And it's.
Rory
You're just trying to look like a better personnel.
Damaris
And I agree. I agree a lot of that. Do that. But they're corny people. So I'm not going. So this is my thing. This was corny. What she did was corny. So I'm not.
Rory
She was corny.
Damaris
Okay. But I'm not going to applaud her for admitting that she was corny when you're just being corny. You're still rewarding corniness.
Rory
Okay. All right, Demerus, you are correct. You are correct that you do not need to applaud someone for saying, yo, I was corny. That's what you're supposed to do. I'm saying in this day and age, on the Internet, in 2026, we do need to highlight somebody finally saying, yo, I did some corny that everyone does on the Internet all the time.
Damaris
It's.
Rory
We're in different times. You don't need to. But I think at this point, everyone needs to look at this and go, oh, yeah, this is pretty much the entire timeline.
Damaris
Oh, okay. I like apologies when they come a while after you did something because that means that you've grown.
Rory
It's no lussell as far as message, but it's important.
Damaris
If you knew. If you're admitting that it's corny now, you knew it was corny when you did it. Like, if. If it took years, and you was like, hey, I grew up. I didn't know back then, but I'm better now. This is an apology.
Rory
You can't.
Damaris
Was corny when you did it, and then you just, like, come out and. And admit it two days later.
Rory
The habit on the Internet of doing corny so much that they get so used to it that they don't think they're corny anymore.
Mall
So you saying the apology, she should have let it breathe.
Damaris
No, I don't even think that she should have let it breathe. What I'm saying is. I'm not. Your apology means nothing because you knew it was corny when you did it. If you can come out a week later and say, hey, that was corny, you know it was corny.
Mall
But a week later, a month later, a year later, what's the difference?
Damaris
Because at least in a year, she could say, hey, I didn't know it was corny then, but I grew. Now it's just like, you knew it was corny when you did it.
Rory
I'VE done. I've done corny in real time. Ten minutes later realized I was doing some corny.
Mall
If she apologized 10 years later, I would say, yo, she said I was corny.
Rory
Was I?
Mall
When even if she apologized 10 years from now, said I'll be like, yo, she knew that was wrong when she did that.
Rory
Like, I just can't believe a celebrity actually admitted this. I'm not saying she needs to be applauded the same way men say, yo, I take care of my kids. Like you want to be applauded for that. I'm just saying I think in this day and age it's cool to hear somebody admit this. Yeah, that's all.
Damaris
I can agree with that.
Rory
Cuz everyone on the Internet does this and tries to avoid like they don't like now y' all care. Yeah, that's just where I'm at with it.
Damaris
But no worrying mouth.
Rory
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Damaris
There were some people that really cared about Timothy's comments.
Rory
No, they.
Damaris
No, there were some people in the world who really did care about Timothy.
Mall
No, they don't just want to be outraged and upset about.
Damaris
Why are y'.
Mall
All.
Damaris
Why are y' all acting like it's not. I'm not talking about just random people on the Internet. I'm talking about people in the field that spent their whole life studying the field that he on. There were some people who had a reason to be upset about what he said. Like, okay, just because it doesn't apply to you.
Mall
Like, what did he say when he
Damaris
was talking about how opera is not important? Let me get the direct quote. He was basically not on opera's importance. Opera and ballet's importance importance. Performing arts There are people who are in performing arts who do care about that type of thing.
Rory
I think there's a difference between. Between saying it should die or it is dying.
Mall
Oh, no, that's a. That's a total.
Rory
So I'm not sure we can talk about a fact. Right.
Mall
Is this the quote? Is this the quote, what he said?
Damaris
I don't want to be working in ballet or opera or, you know, things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive, even though it's like no one cares about this anymore.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
All respect to the ballet and opera people out there. I just lost 14 ships, 14 cents in viewership. I just took shots for no reason then.
Rory
And he said it in a joking way. Whatever. Cool. If someone feels away about that, I'm not. Not here to tell you not to feel away. But at that point, yes, it is a. A dying art on Broadway. Ticket prices keep going way too high. It's a lot of people not passing that art form down to their kids. So kids don't care. We're supposed to make kids care about opera in ballet?
Damaris
Yes, actually, I make kids care about a whole lot of that. Don't really matter.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
Matter.
Damaris
Authentic. Authentic, like theater, authentic art and performance art. Yes. We should make kids think. Care about those type of.
Rory
Even when it was popular, it was still a very small percentage of kids that ended up caring about it.
Damaris
No, it's not true. It's that it was available to a very small percentage of kids. It was available to a very small percentage of kids. That's why people used to funnel and try to raise money for their art departments. Not because not a lot of kids cared about it, but because a lot of kids couldn't afford to care about it. They couldn't afford to be exposed to it. That's been going on for years.
Rory
Okay. The highest form of ballet can be in a theater. Right?
Damaris
To an extent. Modernly, it could be the highest form of what?
Rory
Can you tell me a time where opera and ballet sold out in arena size or a stadium size or, like, what. What do you like? I don't understand what you guys are getting at. He didn't say anything wrong. It's a dying art form. Like, even at its peak, it only sold so many tickets. I'm not taking away from the art of it. I think that's what you. I think that's what everyone's missing in this whole thing. No one is saying opera isn't important or ballet isn't important. Matter of fact, Kanye west dedicated, one of the greatest hip Hop albums of all time to ballet. Ballet is super important. But to say it's not a dying art form when at its peak it was only selling 2,000 tickets. I don't really know. Every art form is dying. That was doing 10 billion streams. Now something that only sold 2,000 tickets at its prime. We're supposed to sit here and go, oh, what's going on?
Damaris
Okay, I'm not the person to argue that for you.
Rory
You just, you just told me with Jack Harlow when he sold out the Barclays. Is he going to sell it out again? Those aren't real fans. You can only fill up so much of a size theater for ballet or opera. Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. In the 1600s, when Shakespeare was around, maybe they were doing the Coliseum. I don't know. I'm just saying in the modern time, like what did Timothy say that was so crazy? Fire. That's one of how many artists in
Mall
any other genre very rarely did performances here though. So I can understand why that was such a big event. So I get that.
Rory
So it's, it's Timothy's fault. Like he's, he's influencing kids. Watch Timothy and wait, you know what? Fuck ballet.
Damaris
No, it's not about him. It's not about him influencing anything. People. All I'm saying is that the people in an art form can be allowed to say that. Can be allowed to be outraged that you said that their art form that they worked their whole life towards is dying. Or that there's not a lot of people into it, or that he doesn't, even though he came from it, he doesn't want to stay in it. Like people can look at that and be offended. That's fine.
Rory
Conan made a hilarious joke in his monologue when he brought that up and he said the only thing Timothy said wrong was he forgot jazz,
Damaris
which is funny.
Rory
And they were saying that about jazz until hip hop showed up.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Cuz hip hop revamped jazz. If we being real.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Used elements from it sampled. I started getting into jazz music because of hip hop. I wasn't sitting there just researching jazz. Hip hop got me into of that. Some, some of the stuff that just blazes. Sample from opera singers I've looked into because of hip hop. To sit here and act like opera and ballet have this crazy PR and it's just us, us young kids on it. To get rid of it is just like insane to me. No, it's a dying form. Just, just like music.
Damaris
It's okay. Like, like you want hard for Timothy you know him or something?
Mall
Yeah, that's his guy.
Damaris
That's got to be his guy.
Rory
That's my guy. French to me.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
I figured we from the same block.
Mall
I mean, Misty Copeland kind of revamped and made black girls fall in love with ballet again. You know, ballet is fire, but it's a very. It's a very niche, very, you know, unique art form that not a lot of, you know, kids are into anymore.
Damaris
So, yeah, they brought Night at the Oscars.
Rory
But, yeah, they said that was a shot at Tim. Timothy.
Mall
I'm sure Timothy laughed at that. Y' all go get the greatest ballerina
Rory
ever on top of that. I'm sure he enjoyed that performance.
Mall
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Damaris
But that's why we shouldn't let ballet and things die out, and we should encourage the kids to go into it. Instead of.
Mall
When you put kids into ballet, that's just a way for you to have extra free time after school.
Rory
Yeah. And even if you get to the highest form of way that you keep
Mall
pushing your kids, unless they fall in love with it. But, like, you know how many little girls I know was into ballet at one point? I'm like, yo, when the last time your daughter did, like. Well, she didn't do ballet in nine years.
Rory
And you know what? Look what Shorty had to go through with Save the Last Dance just to get into Juilliard. Like, I'm not putting my kid through that.
Mall
Ballet is like. Like, remember karate classes?
Damaris
It's.
Rory
Yes.
Mall
How many of these that was in karate classes went on to get their black belt?
Rory
That's a perfect example.
Mall
How many of them went on to get their blood?
Rory
Some of them ended up being ninja ninjas. Yeah, but that's like one out of. Of every 10,000 kids.
Mall
But they're more ninja warriors than ninjas, though. More have completed the ninja warrior gauntlet.
Rory
Every little girl had a tutu. Every little boy had a yellow belt. Some people went to yellow belt and some people became ninjas. But it's very small. Like, to make a career out of
Mall
it, they give you a yellow belt. If you could do a roundhouse, like, what the.
Rory
Like, you know, I love the movie Whiplash. I watch that shit. It's based off a true story. I was like, like, all right, so this guy, after he. He bleeds through his hands. What's the end goal here? Nick Canon at the end of Drum Line. Unless you about to be a producer, like, you about to be in a marching band for the rest of your life.
Mall
Yo, yo. Karate classes and Ballet classes. Definitely the same thing. Same art form. Same art form. I don't care what it is.
Damaris
Y' all are so disrespectful.
Mall
It is, though. I'm just saying, like, I get it, though. But, you know.
Rory
All right, all right. Top five ballet dancers.
Damaris
Oh, God, that is so corny. I hate when you do that. Do that. That's so corny. Just because. Because something isn't my passion does not mean that it shouldn't be respected or that it's a dying.
Rory
Wait. I respect it, though.
Damaris
Something is not dying just because you aren't a fan of it.
Rory
I. Well, who said. Whoever said that. I was very clear inside every genre.
Mall
Listen, I agree, and that one's been dying. But you got to tell me. You got to name one person you know that's in the ballet. Just somebody personally in your contact. Somebody that you've met.
Damaris
My old ballet teacher. Shout out to her.
Mall
That don't count. She's a ballet teacher. Teacher. I'm talking about one of your homegirls that's like, yo, Alex.
Damaris
Alex just went to the ballet last week. Alex.
Mall
Shout out my Gucci.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
And granted, I would go to a ballet.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
I would go to opera, too.
Mall
I'm not going to that, man.
Damaris
I've been. I would. Alvin.
Mall
I'll go see the Whispers before I
Damaris
go to the Chocolate Nutcracker. Debbie Allen. If I had access to. Or the money to do some of those things, I definitely would.
Mall
That's why it's dying on. Can't afford.
Rory
I said they raising ticket prices every. Everything. Like, Hamilton was the first Broadway play that they got bust in. Kids from New York City public schools to sit in the mezzanine. Like, that's a snot. That's what I hated the most about it, because that's the snobbiest world on earth. And now y' all want to play victim. Y' all are snobs. That never wanted us around you. Now all of a sudden, it's like, oh, my God, Timothy said this. You've never even wanted any of us around you. It's a thousand dollars to go to that shit. Shut up.
Damaris
But. Okay, okay.
Mall
He wasn't telling you to shut up.
Damaris
No, I know he wasn't, but. Okay, we're not gonna agree.
Rory
She can't name one ballet. Do you think I was talking to her? She can't name a ballet person as
Mall
somebody that's studied performing arts. It's definitely been something that, you know. It's a very niche group of people that really follow that from middle school, high school, college, and go all the way to actually performing, for sure.
Damaris
And my only thing with that is a lot of it has to do with access and money.
Mall
No one.
Damaris
It's not because people are interested in money.
Mall
You know, this. It's. It's. I think a lot of dancers that we know that, like, you know, go on tour and dance for a lot of our favorite artists. A lot of them studied. Yeah, they come from the ballet world and they study dance and things like that. But to actually stick and, like, really perform, like how Misty did ballet all the way through, that is very rare.
Damaris
Very rare.
Rory
But again, I think from our culture, especially from our culture, but I think the dancers that are on tour with Beyonce are more inspired been by Sierra than they are ballet dancers.
Mall
A lot of that, too.
Damaris
But they're trained. They're trained.
Rory
That's what I was. Sierra is one of the greatest dancers of all time. It's a trained dancer.
Mall
Yes.
Rory
But to close this, I will say Timothy is from a building that subsidized artists to live there because it was a dying art in 1970. He's from Manhattan Plaza. They made it for artists that were working on Broadway doing ballet, opera, performance. They could get cheap rent because it was a dying art form in 1970. His building is based off a dying art form, which I think is beautiful. I love Manhattan Plaza. But to have the kid that grew up in a building that is based off an art form dying to say, hey, I think the art form's dying is nuts. Give the kid a break. That's all I'm saying.
Damaris
Okay? You don't stood up for all the whites this episode, man. You got your cape on for the whites, Jack.
Rory
Timothy's Day Doja.
Mall
St. Patty's Day, baby.
Rory
Listen, man, I ain't seen. I ain't seen Kylie in the building yet.
Mall
Kylie who? Jenner?
Rory
Yeah. Where you. I don't see Kylie on the block.
Mall
Kylie won't be on that block, Kim.
Rory
No. Khloe went to South Jamaica.
Mall
She was with. You know how Timothy ain't got the stripes like that?
Rory
Nah, they call him French Timmy in the building.
Mall
French Tim.
Rory
How are the dead ass, they call him. Nah, Timothy got stain in the building. He'll be all right.
Mall
Okay.
Damaris
How are the Knicks doing?
Rory
We all. We doing all right going to the playoff.
Damaris
Y' all don't sound confident.
Rory
Y' all don't sound confident.
Mall
They're going to the playoffs.
Damaris
They're going to the playoffs.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Okay. How's Meg's boyfriend doing?
Mall
Clay.
Rory
He plays.
Mall
He has a name. Clay Thompson.
Damaris
Yes.
Rory
He'll probably go to the hall of Fame.
Mall
No, Klay Thompson is definitely.
Damaris
I'm talking about this season.
Mall
Not. It's not a good season for him.
Damaris
Not a good season. Are they going to the playoffs?
Mall
The Mavericks? No. Well, they might be in a play in. They might make it. I think they might be on the plane. They should be in the playing right now. Yeah, they might. I mean, they might. No, I don't. I don't know, but they got a chance then. Playing, Not. Oh, yeah. So. No, they're.
Damaris
Oh, okay.
Mall
What place are they in? Oh, yeah, they're. Oh, yeah.
Rory
How many games back are they from the AC? 9 games.
Mall
They got this N. And it's only 13 games left.
Rory
I know. Yeah.
Mall
No, they.
Rory
Oh, they could win out.
Mall
Yeah. Clay's having a terrible year this year. This is probably his worst year.
Damaris
Probably the best year of his life, but his worst year personally.
Mall
Oh, no, personally, he hooping. He hooping in his personal life. At work. Yeah. Nah, it's just not, you know, it's not translating, but happy for him and, you know, his.
Rory
His.
Mall
His relationship with me.
Damaris
I just want to know. I asked you guys about some, like, the ball game things.
Rory
Yeah, I'm. I'm with Clay on this entire year. If you've accomplished this much, you're fine financially, man.
Mall
Just.
Rory
Just go off in the sunset with your queen. Like, I'm. I'm kind of. I'm kind of over Klay Thompson. He's not. Yeah, he's getting.
Damaris
He's no spring chicken.
Mall
Yeah, he could.
Rory
He's a shooter, so. I mean, he could sit in the side for the next two years and just get quarter threes off, but he
Mall
ain't been doing that.
Rory
But if you've accomplished what he's accomplished, you're fine, your family's fine for the rest of their lives. You found your person. I. Basketball, like, your whole life shouldn't have to be that.
Mall
Yeah, but then you have to play.
Rory
You're 36 years. 36 years old is old for an athlete, not for a human being on earth. Like, plan the rest of your life, though.
Mall
Yeah, but go be with the person
Rory
you want to meet. Go pop out some kids.
Mall
Let me be pessimistic. What if they don't work out?
Rory
Of course you still have 100 million. Okay, well, 50 million if she takes half of it.
Mall
We didn't talk about Bam's 83 point game.
Damaris
Oh, we didn't. I tried to bring it up. Y' all didn't want to talk about it.
Mall
We did. Oh, How'd you feel about that? Let me say this.
Rory
I saw new PR agents. His grandmother died that day at 83 years old. So I wish they would have led with that.
Mall
Bam's grandmother.
Daniel Cormier
Yeah.
Mall
I didn't know that.
Rory
They put that out today.
Mall
Word.
Rory
Died that day at 83. And I was like, why didn't you guys leave with this? Because I was shitting on it before.
Mall
Grandmother died that day at 83 years old.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
There's no way that's true. No, no.
Rory
It was her birthday. She would have turned 83. No, she was 83 when she died.
Damaris
Yeah. Yeah. Five years ago, and it was her
Rory
birthday that day, and she died at 83. 83. But I mean, if we're. If we're just putting grandmas into every game, then.
Mall
Wait a minute, because this is news. His grandmother died at 83, and her birthday was that day.
Rory
Yeah. And his mother was there with the Jersey that had 83 on it with. With grandma's name on the back.
Mall
No way.
Rory
I don't know why they didn't leave with that. I don't know why it took a week to get this news.
Mall
Is that real? Like, his grandma. His mother had a jersey.
Rory
It could be AI that day. Could be AI. I don't know.
Mall
Nice. No way, bro.
Damaris
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look, she's cry. He's crying, and that's.
Rory
That's 83 on the back of the jersey.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mall
Nah, bro. That got. Nah, there's no way. There's no way that's real. There's no way that Bleacher report. No, I think your jersey said 13. Yeah, but 83.
Rory
Oh, then someone definitely changed.
Mall
His mother did not have a jersey with the number 83 on it the night he scored. 83. There's no way.
Damaris
Yeah.
Mall
Either way, listen. Respect the BAM. Scoring 83 points on any level of sports is incredible and hard to do. Now, with that being said, I do feel like it was nasty because they chased it, and, you know, you was up damn near 40 with 4 minutes left and still in the game. Like, if you listen, records are made to be broken. If you got a chance. You feel like you got a chance to break a record. Record, go after it. But it. It's just. It just looks a little nasty, though. Like, when you. You chasing it down the stretch, and it's just like. I get it. But just a little nasty, that's all. If y' all gonna get mad. If y' all gonna get mad, because down Listen, but here's my thing. They get mad when a team is up 30, right? And it's a minute left or 2 minutes, 30 seconds, and they still shooting the ball. So we got it. We gotta keep the same energy. If you up 30 and because he got 68, 70 some points, and y' all still giving him the ball to try to score. It's the same. Keep the same energy. You can't get mad that when the game is out of reach and the other team is still trying to score. Cause the players get mad if you take a shot. You're like, y' all 20, bro. The game is over. Like, why are you trying to go get this layup? Players get maddened, be ready to fight. Keep the same energy on this side. Why is he still in the game if y' all up 40 or whatever with three minutes left? How ever much time is that? You know the game is over. Like, y' all gonna win the game. Why is he still in the game? And not only that, y' all are feeding him like, y' all going to him like, yo, give him the ball. Give him the ball. Like, so that's. That's my only problem. Like, I get it. 83 on any level is crazy. You can't go out and score 83 in a fucking high school game, right?
Damaris
Right now.
Mall
If you as a pro, like, a lot of pros wouldn't be able to get 83 in the high school game right now. So I'm just saying, like, keep the same energy. If you're gonna get mad when players try to score, when they up and the game is out of reach and they still trying to get layups and easy and score the ball, keep the same energy. When Bam got 70 something and he's still in the game, up 40 and they feeding him the ball, like, keep this same energy is all I'm saying.
Rory
I think Ryan text us at the beginning of the fourth and said he had 70. And I thought they were taking him out the game at that point. And then he ended up doing 83. It was like, yo, I was so confused. 70 points in the third quarter. It's like, all right, they're taking them out.
Mall
I mean, listen, I salute the 83 because it's not easy to.
Rory
To.
Mall
To score that many, you know, points in the NBA at a professional game. But keep the same energy. That's all. Don't matter when niggas are shooting, when they up by 20 and it's a minute left.
Rory
If you have that same strategy with someone like. Like, Dame. I'll even say Gilbert Arenas. How many points are they getting with that same strategy? How much is Damen Lillard getting with that strategy that they gave B?
Mall
I mean, I.
Rory
It's well past 83, I'll tell you that.
Mall
I mean, they had. They. I mean, but I. I can't say that. You know, you still got to be able to put the ball in the hoop, but 40 free throws is crazy. Shooting 43 throws in a game is w. Wow. Like, that's insane. But listen, I'm not like, I see people mad all the. I'm not mad, but it's just a little nasty. It looks a little nasty when they was chasing it. I understand going after the record if you're able to get it, but just don't get mad now. Next week, I don't want to see nobody mad. When a team is up and they still got they starters in and they trying to run the score up, don't ask for sportsmanship then. Cause there was no sportsmanship in sight. When your team is up 40 and Bam got 70 something and you're like, fuck it. Go after the record. Like, there was no sportsmanship show there. So keep the same energy as all.
Rory
Yeah, no, that was like old college football type shit.
Mall
But shout out to ma'. Am. I'm not. Not definitely. Don't want to diminish that. Like, that's.
Rory
He scored 83 points.
Mall
83.
Damaris
Is everybody shitting on him so bad? I'm like, why? They were like, bam. Out of all people. I'm like, is he whack or something? Like, why is everybody so bad?
Mall
He's not whack, but I think his career high was like 40 before that.
Rory
Which is crazy, by the way. 40 points is crazy.
Mall
You averaged like 20. You know something? It's just like, like, not a scorer. He's not a scorer. Yeah, he's just not a. He's not like a prolific scorer like that. So for him to have 83, like, it's like something is like, all right, what the is going on?
Rory
Like, keep going. When you up 20, it's just up 20.
Mall
They was up 40. I think at one point in that game, it's just like, why is he still on the floor?
Rory
What did they say on Twitter? They said Jason Tatum would have scored 80 and then subbed himself out and texted Kobe. Before we get out of here, Damaris, I want to say, I thought your goat was retired, but we are getting another J. Cole record. Mike Will made it. Just announced his album reset March 20th end of this week, there is one record solo with J. Cole. No other features, but, I mean, Mike Will is to me, one of the best modern producers, period. So I'm excited for the shake ass to it. I mean, he got Travis Porter on the second record, so I. I don't doubt it. Yeah, I love bringing back Travis Porter. The record that I'm most excited for, Rooms featuring NBA Youngboy and Chief Keef.
Damaris
Oh, no.
Rory
I'm a lot like. No, I. Like, I'mma shoot somebody. I'm a civilian and. But, like, we might need to take my gun and go somewhere.
Damaris
And go somewhere is funny as. Where are we going?
Rory
I don't know, but, like, let's just go somewhere, okay? Let's just figure it out.
Damaris
Do you know how to bust it, though? I'm not going nowhere with you if you don't know how to bust your gun.
Rory
I was. I will send you all my results. Every time I go to Atlanta, I go to the range every time.
Damaris
Why you going to. It's ranges in Jersey I done been to.
Rory
Yeah, but them, they don't. They don't accept my guns. You and you need a different type of. It's not the way Atlanta, you walk in and they don't even ask you if you ever held a gun before.
Damaris
That's what I did in Jersey.
Rory
That's what's so crazy. Like, Atlanta, literally, you could just walk in and as long as you have the cash, they will give you an assault rifle and be like, well, they won't even ask you if you know how to put a clip in.
Damaris
But you can do that in Jersey, too. I promise you. My first time ever shooting a gun was in Jersey. I just walked in and was like, hey, guys, I want to shoot. They gave me a gun.
Rory
Springfield Avenue in Newark doesn't count.
Damaris
It's called ofg. Damn. What you think the of stand for?
Rory
Ryan says only fans girl is the J. Cole record.
Damaris
You too horny, Ryan? You too horny, baby.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
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Rory
I don't know what it stands for. I mean, I do. Like, anytime Mike Will and Cole are together.
Damaris
Okay.
Rory
But I hope it's not one of the old records from, like, those sessions a few years ago.
Damaris
Oh, standing. Oh, that's Travis Porter and Mona Leo. Yeah, I'm on that.
Rory
No, just looking at that.
Mall
This.
Rory
This track list. Like, Mike Will is just trying to make good music.
Damaris
Yeah. Ti Young DRO and Killer Mike. I'm with that. I'm with that.
Mall
Y' all skipping over that teasy touchdown ludicrous record yeah, yeah, that might be crazy.
Rory
T old friend of the show. I definitely want to hear Tzo and Luda together and sway Lee by himself. Okay, CeeLo by himself. I. I just like this track list. Usually we don't judge off track list, but. But I don't know. I'm excited when you get Mike Willard to produce everything.
Damaris
Yeah, I always get excited. And n let me down. I'm tired of that.
Rory
So it's Mike Willard.
Mall
That's pessimistic.
Damaris
See, but I don't think that that's pessimistic.
Mall
I always get excited, and niggas always let me down.
Damaris
That's just the truth. Me saying a nigga's going to let me down, that's pessimistic. I didn't say he's gonna let me down. I'm saying it's happened to me before.
Rory
You know, Mike Will's on that short list for. For me.
Damaris
Oh, no, Mike Will is perfect.
Rory
He. I don't think he's ever let me down.
Damaris
No.
Rory
A list. I mean, he's a list too, but like legendary. Legendary producers have let me down. I can't think of a time Mike will let me down.
Mall
You should send him some flowers.
Rory
I mean, if. If he'll accept him.
Mall
Take him on a date maybe. Oh, you love him so much.
Damaris
That was mean, guys. Those mean.
Mall
Sorry. I'm sorry. St Patrick's Day. I'm sorry, Rory. Yeah, happy St Patrick's Day once again to all of our Irish lads and lads.
Rory
Ladettes.
Mall
Is that what they call them? Yeah, Ladettes.
Rory
That's exactly what.
Mall
Shout out to Rory and the Ladettes. Rory and the Ladettes. Hopefully, Rory. Right now, as we're hearing, the world is hearing the show on Fifth Avenue, having a great time with the family.
Rory
I will be there.
Mall
Yeah, man. And we'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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New Rory & MAL — Episode 468 | Musiq Snowchild (March 17, 2026)
This lively episode drops on St. Patrick’s Day and sees co-hosts Rory and Mall, along with Damaris, diving into new stories, personal laughs, and a fresh batch of hot takes. Centered around recent pop culture, music releases (with a focus on Jack Harlow’s ambitious “Monica” project), viral internet moments, and social debates, the crew balances tongue-in-cheek humor with candid commentary. The episode touches on everything from St. Patty’s traditions, Twitter memes, music genre crossovers, artists calling out outrage culture, and navigating skepticism in love and business.
The episode flows with humorous, irreverent banter, sharp pop culture references, and authentic vulnerability. While much is played for laughs (memes, self-deprecation, off-the-cuff jokes), there’s also a real attempt to probe the meaning of artistic intent, cultural appropriation, and modern-day virtue signaling.
Episode 468 is a classic New Rory & MAL mix: music nerd-outs, internet culture roasting, tough-love advice, and nuanced social takes. Whether debating Jack Harlow’s authenticity, celebrating Doja Cat’s rare public self-awareness, or exposing their own biases about love and art, the hosts riff with insight and plenty of laughs—making the episode both compelling and relatable for anyone invested in the current rap, R&B, and pop culture landscape.