Episode 474 | Boom, Mind You...

Summary

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New Rory & MAL, Episode 474 | "Boom, Mind You…" (March 31, 2026)

Hosts: Rory, Mall, Damaris, featuring Baby D

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Episode Overview

In this engaging, laughter-filled episode, the New Rory & MAL crew reunites with the return of Baby D, setting a lively tone from the jump. The essence of the episode is playful banter, reflections on club nights, honest takes on new hip-hop releases, hilarious debates about attraction and dating, and relatable (if outlandish) group conversations about news and pop culture. The team also offers thoughtful commentary on music industry topics and provides their signature blend of jokes, nostalgia, and moments of earnestness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Baby D Returns: Catching Up & Houston Tales

Timestamps: [03:09] - [14:42]

• Baby D’s Reintroduction: Mall jokingly welcomes her back, remarking on her weight and adventures.
  • “Oh, she got. She done got thick. Thick out there.” – Mall [03:43]
• Houston Recap: Baby D shares her escapades, shoutouts to Texas, strip clubs, “Burgers and Bottles” events, falling in love with a stripper, and too much drinking leading to an Uber scare.
  • “I had a bad experience...I was incoherent in an Uber.” – Baby D [14:31]
• Safety Lessons: Group discusses drinking responsibly, the importance of checking on friends, and Uber safety.
  • “Somebody got to be responsible around here.” – Mall [15:42]

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2. Feet, Subscriptions & Social Media Hustles

Timestamps: [06:07] - [14:15]

• Mall’s 'Feet' Preference: Extended, playful jokes about attraction turn to foot fetishes and OnlyFans-style hustle.
  • Mall admits, “A lot of good toes. Lot of good toes.” [07:04]
  • Damaris cracks, “If there are women out there paying for men feet and ass picks, lock them up…” [11:00]
• Subscription Content: Baby D and Damaris explain the nuances of IG subscriptions vs. explicit content, demonetization, and what sells online.
  • “You gotta pay for that one.” – Baby D [09:28]

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3. March Madness Madness & Office Gender Dynamics

Timestamps: [13:05] - [17:57]

• Brackets Busted: They joke about losing bets on NCAA March Madness games and the pain of ruined brackets.
  • “[Rory] hit me and was like, damn, your flight canceled and your bracket ass. I was so mad.” – Baby D [13:05]
• Changes in the Office: Baby D’s absence leads to a 'boys club' at work; nostalgia for previous dynamics.
  • “I was bored to death without.” – Baby D [13:00]

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4. Club Stories: 'Baby D Challenge', Sleepy Tales & Rooftop Yoga

Timestamps: [17:02] - [20:29]

• Yoga Mat Sleep Challenge: Baby D’s viral moment of falling asleep on a rooftop yoga mat spawns the “Baby D Challenge.”
  • “The prettiest girls be the most insecure.” – Baby D [43:04]
• Group Brainstorm: Imagining viral trends and poking fun at private FaceTime rituals.

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5. Transparency vs. Bravado in Hip-Hop: J. Cole, The GOAT Debate & Honest Rap

Timestamps: [30:27] - [43:40]

• J. Cole’s Interviews: Baby D, as the self-appointed “Senior Cole Analyst,” weighs in on Cole’s introspective comments about greatness, humility, and peer comparison.
  • “He’s always been transparent...if he’s standing on how he felt...all respect to him.” – Baby D [31:00]
  • “A lot of rap. Rap is based on lies.” – Baby D [31:58]
• Peer Self-Perception: Lively debate ensues about whether Drake, Kendrick, others think they’re greater than Jay-Z or Nas.
  • “Them rappers do not think that they’re better than Jay Z, bro.” – Baby D [39:52]
• Ego and Realism: Acknowledging the balance between needed bravado and healthy self-awareness in music.

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6. New Music: Kanye’s 'Bully', Fetty Wap’s Comeback, Jozzy & the Unreleased Stove God Album

Timestamps: [39:15] - [64:01]

• Kanye West’s 'Bully': Mixed reactions; general praise for production but reservations about personal controversies.
  • “You think he's the greatest producer of all time?” – Mall [44:10]
  • “Kanye has not lost a single step in his production value whatsoever.” – Damaris [46:23]
• Artist Hypocrisy & Morality: The hosts discuss separating art from the artist's actions.
  • “He said some horrible things…But you just said them. You didn’t do it.” – Damaris [45:24]
• Fetty Wap’s Resurgence: Praise for Fetty’s unexpected growth and willingness to experiment post-incarceration.
  • “I was not expecting Fetty Wap to sound like this.” – Mall [51:19]
• Jozzy’s New Project: Damaris recommends the vibe, noting how Jozzy’s shift from toxic content to smoother R&B hits differently.
• Stove God & Swizz Delays: Industry drama discussed as delays due to contractual snag frustrate fans and artists alike.
  • “I hate when the business gets in the way of the music and the art.” – Mall [61:05]

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7. Yeet’s Stardom & Generational Divide in Hip-Hop

Timestamps: [64:01] - [67:27]

• Yeet’s Album and Appeal: The hosts admit their initial skepticism but acknowledge Yeet’s massive popularity and generational shift.
  • “I did not know he was like that.” – Mall [64:25]
  • “At least I can understand him. Small wins for old people.” – Damaris [66:20]
• Not for Everyone: Ryan, representing Gen Z, is not a fan; insights into how some new artists simply aren’t “for” every demo.

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8. Female Rappers & Life Changes: Latto, Megan Thee Stallion, & Maturity

Timestamps: [69:36] - [72:57]

• Latto’s Pregnancy: Congratulations, with reflections on how this alters her music, image, and “Big Mama no kids” ethos.
  • “She always had a man. She go, mommy and mommy and mommy and mommy and my man.” – Baby D [70:13]
• Meg’s Domestic Side: Playful commentary on how Megan Thee Stallion has shifted from “twerk queen” to family woman.
• The Realities of Female Rappers’ Growth: Discussion on fans’ reactions when rappers’ life stages change.

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9. Cam Newton, Dating, and Comedic Chemistry

Timestamps: [77:23] - [92:44]

• Cam Newton and Angela Simmons: The crew jokes about Cam’s interviews, miscommunications, and memorable dating moments, complete with physical comedy (patting himself on the back).
  • “Why do all women just go on Cam's podcast? It's like a humiliating. A humiliation ritual for him at this point.” – Baby D [79:17]
• Dating, Laughter, and Attraction:
  • Debates ensue about what makes someone attractive (funny vs. hot, material vs. improvising), why being laughed “out your drawers” is real, and “first date routines.”
  • “Yo, stealing jokes from your homeboy is crazy.” – Mall [84:46]
• Sexual Chemistry & Standards: Hilarious (and occasionally wild) confessions about sexual attraction, “funny head,” plus weight and attractiveness banter.
  • “Hunger is hunger, man. Wait, what's fat?” – Damaris [89:23]
  • “I ain't never had whack head from a fat girl.” – Mall [89:27]

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10. 'Train' (Threesome) Talk, Double Standards, and Relationships on Stage

Timestamps: [93:04] - [105:53]

• Wild Fantasies and Double Standards: Explicit banter about threesomes, attraction, and why double standards persist in dating/sex scenarios.
• The Chris Brown “Stage Pass” Test: The group considers whether it’s a make-or-break if your partner goes on stage to flirt/dance with a superstar—most guys would dip!
  • “If she go up there with...I would never stop. If I'm in a relationship and my girl wants to go on, that's part of Chris Brown's set...I understand now. That is no longer my girl. And I'm going to leave by myself.” – Damaris [102:00]

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11. Listener Voicemail: The ‘Should I Tell Her?’ Dilemma

Timestamps: [105:55] - [108:26]

• Friend’s Boyfriend on Sex Offender Registry: Listener asks if they should tell a friend about her boyfriend being on a sex offender registry.
  • “Of course you tell her. And how to tell her is, ‘Hey, the guy you're dating has sex abuse charges.’” – Damaris [107:11]
  • More discussion on the nuances (e.g., peeing in public, intention/context), ending with a moral: always err on the side of transparency and safety.

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12. Home Stretch: Serial Killers, Safety, and Podcast Community

Timestamps: [108:42] - end

• References to Cameron’s infamous 60 Minutes stance on ‘snitching’, real-life neighbor stories (The Son of Sam), and ending on a celebratory note: Baby D is welcomed back, and the crew anticipates future events together.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Rap Confidence:
  • “A lot of rap. Rap is based on lies.” – Baby D [31:58]
• On Being a Responsible Friend:
  • “Somebody got to be responsible around here.” – Mall [15:42]
• On the Music Industry:
  • “I hate when the business gets in the way of the music and the art.” – Mall [61:05]
• On Honest Attraction:
  • “If she's not...I don't. I'm not physically or sexually attracted to her...I ain't going to lie, man.” – Mall [89:04]
• On Relationship Boundaries:
  • “If that's your journey, that's your journey. My journey is by myself in this car, leaving.” – Damaris [101:58]
• On Telling Friends Hard Truths:
  • “Of course you tell her. And how to tell her is, ‘Hey, the guy you're dating has sex abuse charges.’” – Damaris [107:11]

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Segment Timestamps Quick Reference

• [03:09] Baby D returns; Houston stories begin
• [06:07] Feet/OnlyFans/jokes about paid foot pics
• [13:05] March Madness office banter
• [17:02] “Baby D Challenge” sleeping story
• [30:27] J. Cole’s honesty and GOAT debate
• [39:15] Kanye’s 'Bully', industry reactions
• [51:00] Fetty Wap album review
• [54:11] Jozzy’s R&B project recommendation
• [57:33] Stove God & Swizz album drama
• [64:01] Yeet’s album/generational divide
• [69:36] Latto’s pregnancy, Meg’s domestic shift
• [77:23] Cam Newton/Angela Simmons dating story
• [83:47] Dating, laughter, sexual chemistry debates
• [93:04] Threesome/double standard conversation
• [101:58] Relationship boundaries (Chris Brown ‘test’)
• [105:55] Listener voicemail: Sex Offender Registry
• [108:42] Serial killer neighbor anecdotes, closing banter

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Closing Tone

The episode’s energy is a blend of wild, unfiltered comedic riffing with an undercurrent of camaraderie, honesty, and cultural insight. The hosts’ banter is irreverent yet relatable, often crossing into raw territory but always circling back to genuine perspectives about music, relationships, and modern life.

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For listeners seeking highlights:

• Baby D’s Houston misadventures [03:09–14:42]
• The J. Cole humility debate [30:27–43:40]
• Group confessional on dating, attraction, and “getting laughed out your drawers” [77:44–92:44]
• Reviews of new albums from Kanye (“Bully”), Fetty Wap, and insights into potential classics (Stove God & Swizz) [39:15–64:01]

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A must-listen for fans wanting both comedic relief and authentic hip-hop/pop-culture commentary.

Transcript

[Baby D]

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[Damaris]

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[Baby D]

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[Damaris]

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[Baby D]

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[Mall]

Warrior. It's been a long time coming. Baby D is back in the oven. It's been a long time coming. She thought out standing at five, three.

[Baby D]

Oh, you remember my height.

[Mall]

£140.

[Baby D]

147.

[Mall]

Oh, she got. She done got thick. Thick out there. She done got thick. Excuse me, let me give you your seven. Standing five, three. 147 pounds.

[Damaris]

What's poppin hailing from?

[Mall]

Hailing from upstate Syracuse.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Mall]

The mean streets of Syracuse. Big 315, the orange women. Yeah, big 315. Baby D is back in the building, ladies and gentlemen.

[Damaris]

Man, I know y' all feel the energy is back.

[Baby D]

I know y' all feel the energy sh. Huh?

[Mall]

Looking like Keisha from Total. I had to. I had to put mine on, cuz you got yours on. I was like, hold up.

[Baby D]

I love.

[Mall]

What's up, Baby D. What's up? It's good to see you look good.

[Baby D]

Thank you.

[Mall]

You miss me, yo? I mean, you look like the sun was kissing you, though. Look like you've been outside a little bit.

[Baby D]

Little bit. Little something. Little Houston sun touched me.

[Mall]

Little Houston sun. That's a little Texas, son. That's all it is. Be scared of it. It ain't gonna hurt you.

[Baby D]

I need to go to an island next, though. I need some island, son.

[Mall]

But yeah, I mean, I thought we lost you, baby. I thought we lost you to the mean streets of Texas. I ain't gonna lie.

[Baby D]

Hell no.

[Mall]

It was touch and go for a minute.

[Baby D]

I couldn't wait to get home. Shout out to Texas. And the people there, they're wonderful people.

[Mall]

Texas. Shout out to. Was it burgers and bottles?

[Baby D]

Burgers and bottles. Texas burgers.

[Mall]

Burgers and bottles in Texas. Rory, I don't know if you noticed, but it's never been that many burgers and bottles in one weekend in Texas ever.

[Damaris]

Texas has never even seen a burger or a bottle.

[Baby D]

They haven't. Speaking of which, Burgers and bottles. New York tickets. When I sell today, they got to.

[Mall]

They. I mean, they got a yo. But, like, do we. Do we have our boost? Yeah. Before we get into that, we're back to buy Boost Mobile, unlimited talk, text and data.

[Damaris]

Because you need data or the data

[Mall]

or the data to make sure you got the burgles and the bottles to get the tickets. To get the tickets at event.

[Damaris]

Since we plugged it, though, we got our passes, right? Cuz I've seen you on there like, yo, here y' all go.

[Baby D]

They told y' all I had passed

[Damaris]

this talking like, Lenny. S in the Yankee Stadium.

[Mall]

Who's the big chef at Burgers and Bottles?

[Baby D]

They change every year. We change them around.

[Mall]

Well, tell them I need a good vegan burger. I need two good vegan burgers.

[Baby D]

They always have vegan burgers. They have salmon burgers.

[Mall]

Hold on. But did Burgers and Bottles collab with Buns Buns OG Trill burgers when y' all was in Texas?

[Baby D]

I actually don't know.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Mall]

I was drunk. Y' all ain't doing right before. You ain't do the Bunby burgers?

[Baby D]

No, I didn't get a chance to try those either.

[Mall]

Come on, man. Y' all gotta. Come on. We gotta do. We gotta do better next time y' all in Texas.

[Damaris]

Our friend Sean Dickerson, who I actually do consider one of those people that are, I think, foodies kind of weird to say about a man. But he's somebody that enjoys fine dining.

[Mall]

He's a food snob.

[Damaris]

He definitely a food snob. Yeah, he says, but the Trill burger is the best burger he's ever had in his life.

[Mall]

Yeah, he trying to get Bun to do a.

[Damaris]

He said this in private night some shit. Like he was trying to get Bun B to do a party. Like, he told me that in private. I was like, okay. I've never had a trailburger, so I don't know.

[Mall]

Yeah, I never had it either, but I heard great things about it, man. Shout out to Bun B. Yeah, y' all miss me? Yo, listen, I'm trying to. Yo, I'm just trying to figure out what's. You know what I mean? Cause I was allowed back into the close friends, so I ain't wanna. Cause you know what I'm saying? I was just happy to be back in the party. So I ain't wanna step on. I ain't. I wasn't responding to nothing. I was just being, you know what I mean? A fly on the wall, just watching. There's a lot of nice things in there, man.

[Baby D]

I'm sure there was.

[Mall]

Lot of good toes. Lot of good toes.

[Baby D]

You a nasty ten toes.

[Mall]

What? Cause I said there's a lot of good toes in there.

[Baby D]

Look what you noticed.

[Mall]

You gotta notice the good toes.

[Damaris]

Good feet. He means solid people. People have 10 toes down all the time. Looks like he's surrounded by.

[Mall]

Everybody had ten toes. Everybody. Everybody. I counted.

[Damaris]

You counted?

[Mall]

I counted, baby. All your friends got 10 toes. What if one of them got nine counted? We gotta get out the circle. She gonna snitch. She got nine toes. She gonna rat.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Mall]

But what.

[Damaris]

All right. What if she's a nine from the ankles up? Like, she got bad feet. Bad feet. Like, she looked that good, but she had nine from the act was up.

[Mall]

I don't know. Cause bad feet is always like. It's a conversation piece. Like, if you in the crib with me and you got bad feet, I don't care what we doing, what we watching, what we eating. The feet gonna always come up. Cause it's gonna be like, yo, what? At what part of your childhood? Like, where did the feet make the left turn at?

[Damaris]

Okay, what if she has great feet but maybe served in our military and her pinky toe got blown off protecting our freedom. She was in Afghanistan.

[Mall]

And the pinky toe.

[Damaris]

Because I've seen a lot of beautiful women that were. That served their time in the army.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, you may step on the wrong. The wrong thing, and maybe now you got, you know, nine beautiful toes.

[Mall]

I don't know, man. I just feel like it's going to be.

[Damaris]

You're not a patriot. You're not a patriot.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Mall]

I mean, thank you for your. For your service.

[Baby D]

But that's his thing.

[Mall]

Why you left the toe over there? Go back and get it. We gotta go get that toe.

[Baby D]

Oh, my God.

[Mall]

Yeah, we gotta go back and get that toe.

[Baby D]

Some people can't date women with no ass. Some people. You know, his is. You can't. He can't do bad feet. I respect it.

[Mall]

Nice face over ass all the time, though.

[Damaris]

Face out is the number one thing for some people.

[Baby D]

For some people, it ain't.

[Mall]

Oh, no. I seen some and they be like, yo, shorty bad. I'm like, which one? Her? No, she got a nice butt, but that face?

[Baby D]

No, not a tip, Drew.

[Mall]

No, that face. No. But you know, who's that? Is that baby? I didn't see Change that.

[Baby D]

Change that.

[Mall]

Change that.

[Baby D]

Change. I didn't mean to send that. I didn't mean to send that.

[Damaris]

Did I get kicked? Did I get kicked out of the club?

[Mall]

I didn't see that.

[Baby D]

Our parents watched this. Literally watch this show. No, no, no, no, no.

[Damaris]

It'll be blurred right there.

[Baby D]

I didn't mean. I did not mean this show.

[Mall]

I didn't mean y. I didn't See that one, baby, did I missed that? That was in Close Friends.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Shout out to my subscription. My subscription service.

[Mall]

You gotta subscribe. Subscribe.

[Baby D]

You gotta pay for that one.

[Mall]

I ain't gonna lie. I gotta subscribe.

[Damaris]

And respectfully, sir, thank you for watching the show, but you. Your daughter was throwing ass in Houston. It looked pretty good.

[Mall]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

I'm just being honest.

[Mall]

Yeah, I ain't gonna.

[Damaris]

We all have to come come to the realization that maybe your daughter's gonna throw ass.

[Mall]

Yeah, I didn't see that one. That's a subscription.

[Baby D]

Yeah, subscription only.

[Mall]

Oh, man.

[Baby D]

To the subscribers. I gave y' all a little something, but y' all ain't. Y' all got what they got, and they got a little bit more.

[Damaris]

All right, but what if I. If I throw $10 in. In the group chat? You sent me the whole archive. Like, I could get the whole year.

[Baby D]

Nah.

[Mall]

But what's on, like, the of, though?

[Damaris]

That's her. That's the of.

[Baby D]

That's not my of. Subscribe. Instagram subscriptions. You can't post, like, nothing too crazy, cuz they'll. They'll demonetize it.

[Mall]

Oh, okay.

[Baby D]

Like, if I even write the word feet, like, I'm demonetized, that's cra.

[Mall]

Yo, we got to do. We got to fix that.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. What's Zuckerberg doing?

[Mall]

Yeah, we got to fix that feet fly at least.

[Baby D]

You know, people sell enough on Instagram, you don't want to make it easier for them.

[Mall]

That is true.

[Damaris]

Yeah. It's marketing, man. That's the billboard we just had Major

[Mall]

on for the Patreon. She. She. She made a thousand dollars off a foot pick. Somebody sent a thousand dollars to send up fee.

[Baby D]

Damn.

[Mall]

I said, yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I'm about to go get a pedicure. Oh, get me in that game.

[Damaris]

If. Maybe if Major set the market a thousand dollars, what do you think you're getting for yours?

[Mall]

It depends on, you know, which. Which lady out there like man feet? You know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

I don't think. You think that's a woman thing. Like, man feet.

[Mall]

For sure, for sure.

[Baby D]

I think like. Like you could get, like, a girl to pay you for an ass pick, but I don't know about no man feet.

[Damaris]

If there are women out there paying for men feet and ass picks, lock them up, because who knows what they'll. What they'll end up doing in society. Yes. It won't be a positive thing.

[Mall]

It's women paying for man feet for sure.

[Baby D]

What you doing?

[Damaris]

What part of the Internet is that?

[Mall]

I don't know, but I'm about to find out. Major got a thousand for her feet. I can get at least 250. I could get a quarter of that for sure. Yeah. Let me get a little dinner.

[Damaris]

Yeah, It's a nice dinner.

[Mall]

Come on, fam. Like, come on, let me get a little 250 piece, man. Like, word.

[Baby D]

Okay. You think you got feet like. Like nice feet like that?

[Mall]

Me? Yeah.

[Baby D]

Let me see. Pull them out of sock right now.

[Mall]

Take my feet. Whoa, whoa.

[Damaris]

He trying to get a bag right now. Like, yeah.

[Mall]

What you want me to give myself

[Damaris]

not to be told preview.

[Baby D]

We blur it, bleep it, and then say, for the full foot.

[Mall]

Like, for the full foot. Subscribe to the Patreon,

[Damaris]

but if you do it on this, this platform, since we are 50, 50 partners.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You chose this platform.

[Mall]

Yeah. I gotta break bread. I gotta break bread with my guy. I gotta give him 125. I gotta do that for the culture.

[Damaris]

For the culture.

[Mall]

I gotta give Rory.

[Damaris]

We gotta show you how to do proper.

[Mall]

Yeah. I gotta give Rory a buck out of that.

[Baby D]

You gotta put an arch in it. Like, I'm not buying no flat foot pick

[Damaris]

the flippers.

[Mall]

You want me to arch my feet? That's crazy. A man arching his feet is wild.

[Baby D]

A man selling feet picks is crazy.

[Mall]

You got to do the times is hard.

[Baby D]

Overhead is high around the.

[Mall]

I'm just saying, like, $1,000 for the foot picks I need in. If a nickel bag is sold in the park, I need in. I need to see what that's. I need to get. I need the piece of that. If it's moving like that. Yeah, I need in on that.

[Baby D]

How was it?

[Damaris]

Major said it's Blue Magic.

[Mall]

Yeah, B. I'm like, what a th.000 for that. You got 14 keys right there. Like, I'm like, what? I need in on that, Major. No bullshit.

[Baby D]

How was it having an all man, all man office for a little while?

[Mall]

Oh, my God, it was so great, baby D. Oh, God, it was so great. Wasn't it, fellas, huh? Well, round the floor for the fellas. We had a great time, which is a lot of just, you know, I mean, camaraderie in here.

[Damaris]

Yeah, A lot of Budweiser football. Yeah.

[Baby D]

I was bored to death without.

[Mall]

Nah, it was this March madness. We was told sports. It was. It was great time.

[Baby D]

Yo, yo. When Rory hit me and was like, damn, your flight canceled in your bracket. Ass. I was so Fucking mad.

[Mall]

Your bracket. My bracket is shy. I ain't even check my bracket in four days.

[Damaris]

Well, you had Houston winning it.

[Mall]

Yeah, it's over. It's bad, it's bad. I had BYU in Houston in the final. BYU lost the first round.

[Damaris]

The Mares had Long island winning the whole thing.

[Mall]

Oh, man. Yeah, it's bad. It's nice.

[Baby D]

I had Duke winning the whole thing. Are they still.

[Mall]

Oh, it's bad, it's bad.

[Damaris]

We're get to that later.

[Mall]

Yeah, they got smoked. It's over. It's over.

[Damaris]

But yes, we did miss you a lot less about the all male office. It was more so we didn't have a Dreamville representer to. To keep us at bay. But talk about that no more.

[Mall]

Why? Come on, man.

[Damaris]

I want to hear what happens. Like you were vague. Because I didn't subscribe to the thing. I only got the close friends. We're going to start the baby challenge.

[Baby D]

I went to camp for bottle wars. Had a time, got drunk, went to burgers and bottles. Had a time, got drunk, went. Where else? I went. I went to Chapman and Kirby, went to area 59. 29. Shout out to whatever area. Yeah, 29, right? Yeah, I went there, had a ball, fell in love with a stripper. Per usual, Right?

[Mall]

That's what you do.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Fell in love with a stripper, was eating chicken wings in a strip club, having a ball. Flight got canceled.

[Mall]

That's why you at 147 now.

[Baby D]

Yeah. And then, you know, I went and I just. I've been drinking. I'm tired of drinking. I'm good for a while. I. No more for real.

[Mall]

Sorry.

[Baby D]

I had a bad experience. I'm not gonna talk about it, where I was at or what happened, but I had a bad experience that led me to make that decision. No, I was incoherent in a Uber. Incoherent in an Uber.

[Damaris]

Well, you're safe.

[Baby D]

I'm safe. Thank God.

[Damaris]

Only give the D.J. thank you.

[Baby D]

Thank you to my. To the Uber driver who, like you,

[Mall]

was by yourself in Uber.

[Baby D]

Yes.

[Mall]

Where was the crew at?

[Baby D]

They had left. We all went our separate ways. But I had. I was not in a good state. Again, that's something I want to talk about. I wasn't in a good state. I put in the wrong address and could not be woken up to put in the right address. So I was. My location said I was at a gas station for like an hour and all the people who at my location were freaking out, panicking. So I will not be drinking for a While. And when I do drink, it will be drinks that I made myself so damn well. Yeah.

[Damaris]

I'm glad you're safe, sir.

[Baby D]

Thank you.

[Damaris]

Because that could have obviously been bad.

[Mall]

Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. That was crazy.

[Baby D]

Grace of God.

[Damaris]

And I know everyone has to go their separate ways, but I am. Can I just say, very thankful at least with. With. With this crew. If somebody's like that now, we. We going with you now. Can I. I'm going be pissed off at you that I.

[Baby D]

But if we're all. If we're all in the same predicament, let's say, then, yeah.

[Damaris]

Well, that's why Mal on drink. That's why we got maul.

[Mall]

See, somebody got to be responsible around here.

[Baby D]

Mall Mal don't call him like, yo, you got home safe. He do not.

[Mall]

What you mean?

[Baby D]

Unless we a bad bitch.

[Mall]

If we was hanging out. If we was hanging out, I would definitely make sure you got home. I'd be like, yo, you good. Cool. That's all.

[Baby D]

Why you one of them people that text if you. Like, if you. If you text somebody, yo, you good, and they don't respond, like, do you assume that they not good? Or.

[Mall]

I'll call. Like, I won't just text. I'll call. Like, yo, like, just say something. You know what I mean? Like, I. I ain't clocking you. I ain't trying to see where you at. But you good. All right. That's it. Once you say you good, I mean, there's nothing else I could do after that. You said you was good. Now if I wake up tomorrow. But, yo, she ain't good. Like, yo, I spoke to her last night. She said she was good. But if you decide to bust a U turn and go somewhere after I checked on you, listen, I. I can only be one place at a time.

[Baby D]

I did my part.

[Mall]

I did my part. That's it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, y' all accused me of being a bad friend because of that entire thing. I put homie in the Uber. I didn't know he was gonna double back when I left. That's not on me.

[Mall]

Yeah, I ain't got nothing to do with that.

[Damaris]

And I've definitely cocked a lot to marriage. It's 15 years ago. It was a very long time ago when I could tell she was too drunk. You're not getting an Uber. Go sleep in my guest room.

[Baby D]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Damaris]

Ain't no fucking way you getting in some Uber.

[Baby D]

I'll be trying to get home. I'll be trying to. I'll be Trying to get home by all.

[Damaris]

Stay right here. You're not be this drunk in an Uber with a stranger.

[Mall]

Nothing's worse than waking up with a hangover somewhere you ain't want to be, bro.

[Damaris]

Well, this one looked beautiful. This was on Damaris's close friends.

[Mall]

Yeah, he's doing yoga, right? Was that yoga?

[Baby D]

I was. I was taking that. No, I fell asleep. I was on the phone, and I just fell asleep.

[Damaris]

Where y' all got phones inside?

[Baby D]

Nah, I was.

[Mall]

You know, she had to go outside. Yeah, that's one of them calls nobody else could hear. I know that call right there. When you got to go to that corner of the roof,

[Damaris]

was the yoga mat already there, or did you bring it?

[Baby D]

No, I laid it there.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, I know that gonna be a Jones and call for sure.

[Mall]

Yeah, yeah. That was like, yo, now everybody can't hear this.

[Baby D]

The cra. The crazy is. Is that, like, people were like, oh, you were drunk now. I was just really, really sleepy. And I. I slept for seven hours out there. Just like that.

[Damaris]

Like, seven.

[Baby D]

Seven hours. I came downstairs, I was like, yo, I got the mark from the side of the yoga mat on my face. I'm like, nobody came to, like. They was like, nah, we was gonna wake you up at 8pm like, till you start getting ready to go out. Got wing. Stop all types of. I'm just up on the roof.

[Mall]

Sleep.

[Damaris]

Get your rest. When I saw this on Damaris, close friends. I was at the playground with my daughter, and I thought for, like, a marketing thing, I had Amara, please start the Baby D challenge where you could just lay like this. And this is a new plank in a me.

[Baby D]

Amara. How'd she fall asleep like that?

[Damaris]

No, she didn't fall asleep.

[Mall]

Laura's not sleeping.

[Damaris]

She's wide awake asking, daddy, why are you making me do this? I said, just. Just lay right there for a second.

[Mall]

I got you. Just lay down. Just lay down. Tomorrow, a mess.

[Damaris]

He's like, I want to go down the slide. I was like, no, no, it's for the Internet.

[Mall]

Yeah, we need this. We need this right now. We need this content.

[Damaris]

So I think we should do the new planking. Like, the Baby D challenge is the new plank, but you gotta. Your location and just lay the.

[Mall]

Gotta have a yoga mat, but you

[Baby D]

gotta have whoever take the picture gotta get whoever you are on FaceTime with, they gotta get that picture in your picture.

[Mall]

Whoever you're on FaceTime, whoever you're on FaceTime with.

[Baby D]

Mine blurred out, but whoever you're on FaceTime with, they got to get that picture.

[Mall]

Well, you was on FaceTime, like, but you. But you asleep, though. Did you have the phone propped up? Oh, I don't. I didn't. I just saw the phone. Is that the phone right there?

[Baby D]

Everything is blurred out, baby. That was. I posted.

[Mall]

Oh, but the phone was there. Ah, okay. He was watching you sleep.

[Baby D]

Who said it was a he?

[Damaris]

Tripping.

[Baby D]

Cool.

[Damaris]

It was the stripper.

[Mall]

Oh, my bad.

[Damaris]

She just got over.

[Mall]

Was they watching you sleep?

[Baby D]

My mother.

[Mall]

Oh, your mom was watching you sleep?

[Baby D]

Watching over me as she do as a mother should whenever I'm out of town.

[Mall]

Watch over. Yes. Watch over your kids.

[Damaris]

That whole FaceTime sleep thing is just. It's wasting too much data, man.

[Baby D]

You know?

[Damaris]

I mean, I know Boost mobile, you can do it, but, like, we as. As the human race need to pull back with our electronics just hanging up the phone. I know it's unlimited data, but, like, at some point, our. Our great grandkids may run that, like, just.

[Baby D]

I don't think that's the way it works.

[Damaris]

Just. Just hang up the phone. You're both asleep. We don't need this. This electricity to be used, right? You got to get the grand.

[Baby D]

How you bond with people, especially, like, you know, when you in a different city. You. Wow. You fall asleep on FaceTime.

[Damaris]

I know. Say good night and fall asleep.

[Mall]

The marriage. You.

[Baby D]

What's up? What's up?

[Mall]

You be blowing kisses at the FaceTime.

[Damaris]

You better thank Soulja Boy for that. Soulja Boy invented FaceTime.

[Mall]

Both clips, the marriage. All right, man. All right, Baby D. Never mind. No, that's. First of all, that's staying, you know, that's definitely staying. You meant both.

[Damaris]

You meant both lips, upper lip and bottom lip is what you meant.

[Baby D]

You really a op.

[Mall]

That's.

[Damaris]

Wait, I thought. I can't make that. We bleep out.

[Baby D]

You make jokes all the time that we bleep out, but that's what

[Damaris]

you beat me. I was like, that's not about. Oh, we're gonna believe that one.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's the bleep. There you go.

[Baby D]

No, actually, I came here with a bone to pick. I ain't gonna lie.

[Mall]

I got a boner pick.

[Damaris]

You wait for top that songs to see. You know, this is hate.

[Mall]

What?

[Damaris]

That's a good song.

[Mall]

I. I just said, remember when y' all was jamming to that?

[Damaris]

It was in a tone that was a condescending tone.

[Mall]

Remember when y' all was jamming to that?

[Damaris]

I still am. I still like that song.

[Mall]

All right, there you go. That's a better tone for you. All right, my bad.

[Baby D]

All right. My bone. Big ass tomahawk bone. I would like to know why are setting up secret meet and greets while I'm out of town.

[Damaris]

Can everyone stop calling this a meet and greet?

[Mall]

What's the mean greet?

[Baby D]

Okay, secret pop ups while I'm out of town.

[Mall]

Like, we had that plan for a minute.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mall]

You been about it Peas.

[Baby D]

You knew about it? They invited you? Yeah.

[Mall]

Peace. Knew about it.

[Damaris]

He made the flyer.

[Mall]

Yeah, of course Pee's knew about it.

[Baby D]

He ain't inviting me. I'm like, pop up. What are you popping up to?

[Damaris]

Yes, we had a merch pop up. Wasn't a meet and greet.

[Mall]

Shout out to everybody that came out to the merch. Pop up. Shout out to Cafe Comato.

[Damaris]

Man, I used to think I was nice at Domino's, man. I will say our listeners smoke my boots. Thank God Hard Rock was not there to bet on my Domino's games because. Oh, my God, I went in there with you.

[Mall]

Was playing for a while too, because the half the time, I didn't even see you.

[Damaris]

I mean, I was trying to. Well, I was in the front. Yeah, I was in the front playing Domino's the whole time. I was trying to, like, get back on my wins it. That's like the one game. The way people talk shit about their spades game. I'm a Domino's player, for real. Like, I play dominoes. All three of them. Smoke me.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Teams. No teams. Points. Wins every time. Just getting smoked out the game. And they. They did like, the white man can't jump me. Like, they literally pretended like. Oh, it's like my first time playing.

[Mall]

I've seen.

[Damaris]

All of a sudden, you count. I'm like, yo, yeah, all right, man.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You lying to me.

[Mall]

Y. It was a good time, though, man. Shout out to everybody that came out. Thank you, Scotch. Thank you, Ceed. Thank you, Kiara. Thank you, Cheka. Thank you. Did I say Carla? Thank you, Carla. Whole team over there at Cafe K, we appreciate y'. All.

[Damaris]

I mean, we need to thank the. The mvp. I really wanted to come in here, and, yo, I was excited to hate. I couldn't wait. Yo, we put him on the spot.

[Mall]

We got a slow clap like Rudy. Remember Rudy? We gotta do the slow clap for Ryan.

[Damaris]

Should we pick him up?

[Mall]

Shout out to AKA DJ Banana.

[Baby D]

Like, y', all. It don't stay slow the whole time.

[Mall]

It don't what?

[Baby D]

It don't stay slow the whole time. You gotta, like, speed up the slow clip I'm sorry.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I mean, you niggas clap

[Baby D]

like y' all slow.

[Damaris]

I know, but Rudy had to get his helmet on.

[Mall]

Yeah, yeah. Once Rudy got his jersey on, it was like. That was it. Nah. Shout out to Ryan, man. Ryan did a great job. Held down the DJ booth.

[Damaris]

Nah, he went. He went kind of nuts.

[Mall]

I ain't gonna lie. Ryan had a nice little mix.

[Baby D]

Y' all stay hiring a dj, don't you?

[Mall]

He had a nice little. He had a nice little mix.

[Damaris]

I said, ed, and you got some comp. And Ed know Ryan as well.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I said, you got some comp now?

[Mall]

But it was funny because me and Peach was in the back and we sitting down, and Ryan. Ryan was like, yo, malls. I turned, look. He was like, I don't have no more songs left. I was like, yo, how does a DJ run out of. We was only an hour and a half. He said he didn't have no more songs. I said, ryan, do you know how much music is in the world? What are you talking about?

[Damaris]

And then. I mean, I was too busy losing in dominoes. But some of those mixes were getting so good when you started mixing Sierra Records and putting d' Angelo over them.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I said, yo, turn your laptop around. Is this a mix you found on SoundCloud?

[Mall]

No. Ryan got in this bag, and y' all got on the boards. Ryan was teaching me.

[Damaris]

Oh, that was funny.

[Mall]

You said, nah, Ryan, I'm getting my whole setup. Ryan, he gonna show me what to get. I'm getting my whole set up. I'm about to start my doing my own dj, my own mixes in the crib. I'm starting it. I got to.

[Damaris]

Yo, I was.

[Mall]

I got the bug. I got the DJ bug.

[Damaris]

So Ryan rocks for a long time. Like, what would you say before, but, like, when it got picked up at the, like, two and a half.

[Mall]

Oh, when I went crazy.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Then I hear the worst transition I've ever heard, and I'm playing dominoes. I went to turn around thinking maybe somebody yoked Ryan up or Rob. Just like, there's no way. He just did that mix. I turned around, it was you on the boards.

[Mall]

Yeah, that was my mix. That was my mix.

[Damaris]

I want to make sure Ryan was okay.

[Mall]

Yeah, that was me and Ryan on the fly. Like, I was doing the second half for the party. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Rory hating on my mix, Ryan.

[Damaris]

And shout out to. To. To White Tony. Listen, man, White Tony's a. A different. Different breed, man. I didn't hear his Raps. He was trying to get Ryan throwing instruments on so he could freestyle. I was like, it ain't that. It ain't that party. But his marketing and network game is crazy. He looked at. At Ryan and he said, yo, I'm White Tony. You could be Yellow Ryan and we a duo. I said. I said, tony, don't ever say that out loud again.

[Baby D]

What the.

[Mall]

All week.

[Damaris]

R. S been DMing me all week.

[Mall]

He's been DMing me all week.

[Damaris]

You ain't see the vision, man.

[Mall]

Yeah, come on, man.

[Damaris]

No, we got to bring back the rapper DJ combo. It doesn't exist. Hov told us break dancing and DJs are dead. You got you and White Tony got to bring you.

[Mall]

White Tony got to save hip hop, man. Yellow or white and yellow? White and yellow. Yellow. Yo, man. Oh, man. But it was fun, though. Shout out to everybody that came out. We had a good time, man. It was definitely a good time. The weather was sunny outside. It was a little cool, but it was the sunny. It was sunny out, so it was dope, man. It's good to see everybody. We had to had a good time. Can't wait to do it again. We will be doing another one soon, so stay tuned.

[Damaris]

I mean, Peach, you know, I was in the front playing dominoes for a while. And Mall said, yo, we didn't even see you. That's cause you was in the back talking to the same two listeners for three and a half hours. There was a lot of listeners there. It's weird that you picked two specifically to look like. Just speak with.

[Mall]

I was talking to everybody. Peach got the footage. Everybody was coming to the back. I was sitting right where the merch was at. I thought that's where I was supposed to post somebody right around Peach was I right there?

[Damaris]

Anytime somebody say right or wrong, they lying.

[Mall]

Right or wrong, Peach. I wasn't right there about it. All right? Boom. So mind you, I'm talking to this listener. And then, boom. Peach got the camera, right? Ryan is DJing, mind you, right? Ryan's transitioning. So, like, I'm talking to one person, then boom, another one came up. But you actually thinking, yeah, like, come on, man. Like, I was there, man. I was. I was in tune with the people all night, man. I had.

[Damaris]

I don't think anyone's gonna get that.

[Baby D]

Mind you, I'm a whoop your ass.

[Damaris]

Hilarious.

[Baby D]

Mind you, I'mma whoop your ass.

[Mall]

Boom, baby D. Boom. Right? So we do Cafe kado, right? Boom. We in there, right? Set up.

[Damaris]

Mind you, I'm talking to my wife at the time.

[Mall]

Then I told my sister I was gonna apologize. She start crying,

[Damaris]

cuz they gonna say we haters. And this is just funny. Y' all are haters.

[Mall]

No, this is just. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. We back, Peach. We back. All right. But, yeah, no. Shout out to everybody that came out, man. Yeah, had a good time, man. It was a lot of fun.

[Damaris]

Did you do anything else over the weekend?

[Mall]

Nah, that was it, man. I didn't. I didn't do too much after that. Saturday was enough for me, man, being out with y'. All. Came back to the office, kicked the head for a few, and I went home, and that was it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, no, Sunday, I had a good day, spent it with family, went to my godfather's. And so my godfather beat stage four cancer and then was like, that's not enough. Let me have a stroke after as well.

[Mall]

Oh, yeah.

[Damaris]

So he kind of talks like RFK now.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

But he still has the same mentality. He's the one that I told y', all, like, when someone threw a dinner roll at his ear, he took out, like, ads in the newspaper for antiques and baseball cards for the guy that did its address for 6am this is the type of mentality that he is. But just because he can't really talk like that doesn't mean he doesn't lose that. So we ordered, like, a bunch of trays. There's a lot of people there. So trays of food come with the delivery guy. And it's like, one of those houses that has the door and the door. It's like, two doors to get in. I go to grab the first tray. My godfather goes to grab the second one. I was like, I got it. He said, no, no, no. Tells the delivery guy, my grandson's boa constrictor. We can't locate him.

[Mall]

So just.

[Damaris]

Just be careful. His name's George. He's a boa constrictor. Still has the venom. And I'm trying to hold this tray. There's no. There's no snake. Does not exist. His grandson does not have a snake. There's no snake in this house.

[Mall]

Okay?

[Damaris]

So I turn my face just not to kill the pig. So the other jewelry guy goes back out to, like, the first door to grab it. And then we walk in, and my godfather grabs me. He's like, don't go out. I want him to come in. So. And again, he's talking like, rfk. So he seems like an old, sick man. He's just come in and the delivery guy's standing there, like, looking. He takes two steps in. And my godfather goes, stop. George is right by your feet. He almost dropped the whole fucking tray of spaghetti because he thought a bow constrictor was at his feet. Yeah, that's how my Sunday was.

[Mall]

Oh, man.

[Damaris]

Just fucking with delivery people. But no, it was a very, very good family oriented weekend with our listeners and with my family. Amara went to McSorley's. Fifth generation of. Of my family that's been in McSorley's. She's the fifth. I mean, she didn't drink, but, yeah, fifth generation. Which was kind of crazy.

[Mall]

It's a cool Sunday, man, but where do we begin? Oh, man. Baby D, what's poppin? Everybody was missing you. They was looking for your, like, perspective and, you know, your point of view on everything that is cold related because you are the J. Cole representative here on the show.

[Baby D]

I'd never applied for that.

[Damaris]

Senior Cole analyst.

[Mall]

Senior Cole analyst never applied for that job. But, you know, have you been seeing his. His interviews and. Because to be fair, we, you know, we joking, but obviously we all were waiting for J. Cole to speak on everything that happened, and now he is. He's going on different platforms and he's talking about things, addressing things. We already gave our, I guess, perspective and, you know, how we felt about everything. But we haven't had the chance to talk to you. So how did you feel about.

[Baby D]

I've seen some things. I haven't seen everything because, like, I've been.

[Damaris]

I've been running on FaceTime.

[Baby D]

I was. I was.

[Damaris]

I've been running around.

[Baby D]

But I have seen some things. And I'll. All I'll say is Cole has always been transparent about how he feels. Even if sometimes we may think what he's saying, some people may think what he's saying sounds stupid. He's always been very transparent about his feelings and how he felt in certain situations. So if he's standing on how he felt and how he reacted to it, then all respect to him. I love the music. Not everybody's gonna agree, but I mean, shit, it is what it is. I see all this discourse about him saying he doesn't believe that he's the goat. I feel like a lot of rappers also don't feel that way, but they would never admit it out loud, so. So sometimes you are gonna feel like your peers are better than you, and sometimes your peers are better than you.

[Mall]

So it's.

[Baby D]

I don't think that's crazy to say it sounds like.

[Mall]

Are you giving him props for saying that out loud?

[Baby D]

I'm not giving him props. I'm acknowledging his transparency and his honesty. And I think that. That more people should be transparent and honest. It's not a props or a negating thing.

[Mall]

Do you think that more rappers should say that they don't think they're the best?

[Baby D]

No, I think more rappers should be honest, but you don't have to if

[Damaris]

you don't want to be.

[Baby D]

A lot of rap. Rap is based on lies.

[Damaris]

I don't know them. Drill rappers. If you look in the evidence, they

[Baby D]

did that, some of them. But a lot of them lied, too. A lot of rappers based on lies. A lot of ego is based on lies.

[Damaris]

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[Mall]

I think I got something on you.

[Damaris]

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[Mall]

This is my job.

[Damaris]

They'll come here, here, right here. Literally sit between us.

[Mall]

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[Damaris]

Beard bar soap. Right in your face.

[Mall]

We've been doing it all wrong and I think we know that by now. But now we have products that kind of. They help us in our beard journey. We both have nice beards.

[Damaris]

I would say so. Yeah.

[Mall]

Yeah. But we have to take care of. You have to put the right things in your beard.

[Damaris]

But there was a time where I think even some of the podcast fans have caught me with a black T shirt on. And you could see some flakes.

[Mall]

There was some flakes in it.

[Damaris]

I'm a little dry.

[Mall]

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[Damaris]

I just want to salute Kaz for having an amazing interview. I feel like last week we we were called out, which isn't really our fault because he did a Bunch of interviews to talk about everything. So obviously we were going to talk about it, but I'm just here to salute Kaz, man. That's all I got.

[Mall]

Not mellow, of course.

[Damaris]

I don't know mellow. Well, Kaz is like a real friend, so I just want to salute my friend. I want to salute Frasier. I want to salute Nadeska. I just love to see my friends get amazing interviews.

[Mall]

Dope.

[Baby D]

Kaz, I was very proud of you watching that interview, too.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Cass smoked it.

[Mall]

I want to shout out J. Cole's hood.

[Baby D]

I didn't come back for this. I didn't come back to work for this.

[Mall]

Oh, somebody mad.

[Baby D]

New music.

[Damaris]

Salute to Fayetteville. We about to have boots on the ground and Iran. A lot of them gonna come for Fayetteville.

[Mall]

I wasn't.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Shout out his hood.

[Damaris]

Salute to Fayetteville.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Yo, Bully is fire. Y' all like it?

[Mall]

I do like it. I do like it. I did enjoy it. We got the Kanye album. We didn't think we was gonna get it, but we did get the Bully album this past weekend.

[Damaris]

Do you think Kendrick thinks he's the best? Yeah. Right? You probably think Drake probably thinks he's the best, right? I think Cole probably the best.

[Baby D]

I'm about to bite this brick wall. Dead ass.

[Mall]

I mean. Yes, I do.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mall]

I think those are specific names.

[Ryan Seacrest]

No, no.

[Mall]

We just. We can run up a few more names, too, of rappers that think they're the best, too, so. But I understand what you're saying.

[Damaris]

I think Lil Troy thinks he's the best.

[Mall]

Yeah. As you should. Right? When you do something.

[Baby D]

I'm a mama. Don't none of them rappers think that they better than Jay Z. I need y' all to stop.

[Damaris]

You don't think Nas thinks he's better than Jay.

[Baby D]

I'm not talking about Nas.

[Damaris]

You know who.

[Baby D]

The everybody else you just mentioned do not think that they. I came in here and I said, I've been calm. It's been cool. I'm 32 years old. You know what I'm saying? Scratch that out, P. That's not my industry age. I'm 30 years old. I came here. It's right after my birthday. Like, I said I was gonna be cool, but we not gonna do this. Them rappers do not think that they're better than Jay Z, bro. I think one of them might, and I'm not gonna name who he is because I'm sure that he does think that he's better than Jay Z. He's not, but I'm sure he does think that. But them rappers do not think that they're better than Jay Z. The rappers do not think that they're better than Nas. Them rappers do. Them do not think that they rap better than Black Thought. Like, I need us to all take a second and stop.

[Damaris]

Do you think? I think, man, Nikki thinks she's better.

[Mall]

I think MAD think they rap better than Black Thought.

[Baby D]

Rap better than Black Thought or make better music than Black Thought? I think that there's a difference. I think.

[Mall]

I think there's a lot of rappers that think they rap better than Black Thought.

[Baby D]

Okay, sure, I do. But them niggas do not really sit up there and think that they're the greatest rapper of all time. They do not think that.

[Mall]

I think Black Thought thinks he's the greatest rapper.

[Damaris]

If lyrics sold.

[Baby D]

And he has a reason to think that.

[Damaris]

If lyric sold. Truthfully, I be Talib Kweli. I have not been rhyming like Common Sense. Yes, HOV thinks he's better than all

[Baby D]

of them, but I never said that. Hov.

[Damaris]

I think Nas and them think the same thing. That if. If they weren't trying to make music. And mind you, the Roots has an incredible discography, and Black Thought makes incredible music, even solo and the group. I know you talk about, like, how much rappity rap Black Thought can do when he shows up. I think they think they can do that same thing. They just don't do that.

[Baby D]

Okay, but I was talking about J. Cole and his peers, which is.

[Damaris]

I think Nikki thinks she's better than Jay Z. And while I disagree with that, Nikki has every right to feel that way.

[Baby D]

Okay. Nikki has a lot of thoughts that none of us think are like. Like, but. But, like, I'm not. I'm not.

[Damaris]

Maybe a bad example. They got exactly what they're saying.

[Baby D]

They're talking around it. So that's why I'm just like,

[Damaris]

I don't think Travis Scott thinks he's better than Jay Z. I think those type of artists don't think that.

[Baby D]

Okay, but if you think that J. Cole is only one of his peers that thinks that he's not better than Jay Z. Okay.

[Damaris]

Peer to peer. That's what I'm saying.

[Mall]

More peer pressure.

[Baby D]

Well, we. It wasn't about Peer to Peer. Was talking about Greatest of All Time.

[Damaris]

I think when Home started, he was like, damn, I wish I could rap as good as King. I see that because there's, you know, some gaps there. And you grow up on that. So cool that there's a Humble, but peer to peer. I. I don't think. I think. I think Sean think he rap better than his peers. I think Wale. Well, I don't think you could just go to Wale's Twitter, he'll tell you he's better than his peers. And I don't think it's for like some wrestling fan. Like, I really think they believe that. And as they should. That's all.

[Baby D]

But some of them shouldn't believe that. And that was. That's why I give crap. That's why I give transparency and honesty. Because y. You do need an ego to be a rapper. You do need an ego to be a rapper. And to go far, you need somewhat of an ego. But a lot of these niggas are unrealistic.

[Mall]

That's very true. Some let's.

[Baby D]

A lot of them are unrealistic. You're not better than your peers, and that's okay.

[Damaris]

I can appreciate the humbleness and I'm sure Peter's gonna clip this and not use this part. I can appreciate the humbleness, but I want to give Cole the confidence to say, as a fan, you rap better than these guys.

[Baby D]

Put it like this. Put it like this. The prettiest girls be the most insecure. The prettiest girls be the most insecure. J. Cole is so good at his craft, and this is not me sticking up for Cole, but I'm sure that

[Damaris]

greatest rappers that's ever existed because he's

[Baby D]

so good at his craft and he's good at it because he's able to dissect and break down and recognize real greatness. That's why he's so good. So yeah, he's going to be more insecure than the average rapper. Yes. Yeah. He can look back and say there's sometimes could come in and drop 80 on me. There's no way I think I'm better than Jay Z. I can acknowledge that the niggas that are delusional don't be the best.

[Damaris]

He called him the so called goat.

[Baby D]

And he explained that he didn't mean. But.

[Damaris]

Okay, I know, but I didn't. I. Come on. You know, I even defended him in that. I didn't think he was saying that shit either.

[Baby D]

So I bring it up.

[Damaris]

But raise me. Listen, man, speaking on being a hypocrite, you can probably clip up a bunch of things where I said I'm done with Kanye west. And I think it's nasty what he said about kids. And he, he's. He's the greatest producer of all time. I Don't know what the. To tell you bully is incredible. I don't know what to tell you.

[Mall]

You think he's the greatest producer of all time?

[Damaris]

Well, I mean, Quincy Jones is, but.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Damaris]

And yes, I'm. I'm fine. Some days I feel like it's Pharrell. Sometimes I feel like it's just. Sometimes I feel like it's Tim. Kanye west is just. He hasn't lost a step with production.

[Mall]

You think Kanye thinks he's the greatest producer of all time?

[Baby D]

No.

[Damaris]

He compares himself to Walt Disney, not to other musicians. What do you think? I think.

[Mall]

Oh, man. Now, this album is good, though.

[Damaris]

I enjoyed the album Surfaced as far as what he's talking. I mean, he did address some stuff, and it's cool. Rapping surfaced on the lyric content. But, I mean, the songs themselves are. Are incredible.

[Mall]

Do we think there was some AI Used, though?

[Damaris]

He says there wasn't some of them

[Mall]

kind of sound and feel like it,

[Damaris]

though there was some AI Feeling on a few joints. I agree. I may give him the benefit of the doubt that there wasn't because I feel like Kanye is one of those people that would, like, be proud that he used AI rather than the opposite. Like, he would tell you, yo, this is all AI but, yeah, I had a feeling on. On certain joints that this feels a little too polished. The A.I.

[Mall]

yeah.

[Damaris]

But there. I mean, this. All the songs are really good. I don't know what to tell you.

[Mall]

No, I enjoyed it.

[Damaris]

He said some horrible things.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Put the music.

[Mall]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

I don't know. I don't know what to tell you, man.

[Mall]

He says some. That is no coming back from. But he also did just put out a really good album, though, so.

[Damaris]

And. And I. I. I guess I can. I'm putting myself in a smaller hypocritical box, I guess. I guess touching kids is where I just draw the line. Like. Like R. Kelly and his catalog. He said some horrible things, but you just said them.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You didn't do it.

[Mall]

I get it. I understand. Did you hear Baby D?

[Baby D]

Yeah, I heard some of it. None of it was really good enough for me to justify him talking about, you know, Beyonce and Jay Z. Kid. Hey, you know, wasn't bumping like that to me from what I heard, but maybe I gotta listen again.

[Mall]

It's no coming back from that.

[Damaris]

That, but no calling somebody's kid that. No, of course not. Just speaking to the actual album.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Yeah. Art from the art.

[Damaris]

I separate art, and I am halfway joking with what I'm talking about. Now, just because we're on a pod and it's fun to joke, but, I mean, yeah, Kanye has not lost a single step in his production value whatsoever. Like, I shout out to Quentin Miller, shout out to everyone that worked on this project. It's great. I don't know what to tell you. It's Kanye west, dog.

[Mall]

Like, it's a good album. Some really good music on there.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Mall]

I mean, not that I'm surprised, but, you know, because it is Kanye. But, yeah, to Rory's point, I mean, you know, I think the energy around Kanye, for me, I mean, obviously, we just seen him have over a million people in the queue to go to his show in la, so obviously people still supporting him. He still has his cult following and things like that. But for me, to Demaryce's point, it's like, it just feels a little different now. Now it's like, good album, good songs, good music, but it's just like, you can't. You know, for me, just where I'm at, it's just like, I just. When certain people. Hey, certain people say certain things and do certain things, it's just like, nah, you. You talented, bro, but it's just like, you did a lot and said a lot that it's kind of like, all right, bro, I don't really know.

[Damaris]

Y' all already knew how I felt about the Love album. I. I have not pressed play on it since. Yeah, I would. I would like to, because it's incredible fucking music. But no, that's just a little different.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

For me.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But again, I know that, like, Petty fogs my entire argument because Kanye has said some insane thing. I guess I just. The action is more.

[Mall]

Yeah, I feel, you know, action is definitely more.

[Damaris]

It's different.

[Mall]

To me, it's a whole different.

[Damaris]

Yeah, the Love album is incredible. I'm not hitting play on that. Like, I'm just not.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

But I. I can't think of. How old is Kanye West? Ryan, he looked at her. You gotta be, what, 50, 51? Some gotta be 58. Oh, yeah. Damn. Damn. Because Jay was kind of old when he made it, too, by industry standards.

[Mall]

Yes.

[Damaris]

It's like 27 when he made it. He's only 48. I'm just trying to think of an artist at that age outside of Hovind Nas, that, like, is putting out that caliber of music this late in their career. That doesn't happen. And mind you, I chill on ye. I think it's at the bottom of his. His list. I mean, Donda, too. I Guess kind of came out. But Donda was incredible. He doesn't really miss man outside of Yay. So even Jesus is King. Water was one of the best songs of that year. Like, Water's incredible.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

You think that this album is better than Yay. You know, me and you have always disagreed on Yay.

[Damaris]

Oh, it's not even in the same conversation.

[Mall]

This album is better than. Yeah, it's not.

[Damaris]

It's not even remotely close. I. I don't even think ye should be in his discographies conversation.

[Mall]

We can delete that one.

[Damaris]

Yeah. And I mean, it's. Granted, it's Kanye, so it's better than a majority of artists best album, but it's. It's dirt laziness to me on Kanye standards this. I see why it took a lot of time. This is. It's. It's even one of his better produced album. It's. It's old Solye mixed with. He's a. Okay.

[Mall]

I think all of our artists have an album that they would delete if they could.

[Damaris]

Oh, I would hope so. I'm sure there's. There can't be a. I mean, maybe Michael Jackson, but other than that, I got an album.

[Mall]

I'm pretty sure he would be like,

[Damaris]

yeah, maybe the Free Willy one. The kid made a whale jump over the rocks.

[Mall]

Come on. There's your freedom.

[Damaris]

Here's your freedom. He waved him like a third base coach.

[Mall]

Go be free round third. Yeah. Go be free.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I don't know if there's more that you guys want to talk on the Bully album besides that. I. I think it's. It's great. I'm. I guess I'm okay with Kanye talking. He's already talked about his relationship with Kim on Twitter and in music, so it didn't shock me that he kept doing it. But, yeah, I get it.

[Mall]

I'm cool. I don't want to hear no more about that. We get it. Understand. But.

[Damaris]

Well, I was over it when he started blaming us for not having custody of his kids.

[Baby D]

Kids.

[Damaris]

Like, why are none of y' all helping me? I don't know where. Like, should I go to a social worker? I don't know how I can help you as a fan.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

It's not to get your children back.

[Mall]

Yeah. There's not much we could do yet.

[Baby D]

We've given you enough money.

[Damaris]

You should be able to have a

[Mall]

great lawyer streaming your music. Like House for the Easies. Like, I mean, there's nothing else we can do.

[Damaris]

I don't really know what to do in that regard.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Did you get to the Fetty album?

[Mall]

I did, only because Peach was playing it in the office. So then I, you know, had to listen to it real quick. I'm not gonna lie. Fire Fetty.

[Damaris]

Fail.

[Mall]

All right. Nobody listen. All right. Incarceration is terrible, Right? And it's a terrible experience for most. That might have helped Fetty, though. It might have helped him find another.

[Baby D]

It's that good.

[Mall]

I just was not expecting this to say. I was not expecting Fetty Wap to sound like this. I'm gonna be honest. Like this. He completely surprised me with this. With this album. Like, his joints on here. I'm like, this does not even sound like Fetty Wap. Yeah.

[Damaris]

I was so nervous because I am such a Fetty fan. Sometimes when rappers. Sometimes. All the time. When rappers get out of jail and rush an album, it usually is not.

[Mall]

Yes, they can delete.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like, and I like, granted, I love the Max and French record. Like, I think it was good with the timing and what. And what they were doing, but it's just cool. This is, like a really good product. It doesn't feel rushed. I was kind of expecting Fetty to maybe just give us a bunch of things he did right before he went to jail. And it's going to sound dated and Fetty's gonna have the same sound of the 20 Billboard records that he had, but it's not that at all. They went a whole complete different direction in, like a month.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, to produce this level of music this quick, Hats off to Fetty. And I think this is going to be a statement that Fetty is here to stay. The way we always used to say. You can hear Fetty's DNA in current music right now. We don't know how the jail thing is going to happen. It completely transfers to 2026.

[Mall]

For sure.

[Damaris]

He experimented. Like, this is what I think Fetty needed. I can't say enough good things about what Fetty did with this in the amount of time that he had.

[Mall]

I don't know who the producers that he worked with on this album.

[Damaris]

Well, I know Hitmaker was. He posted it. So I'm not sure which records he did, but I know Hitmaker was part of it.

[Baby D]

Maker.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. I mean, I can go through some of the credits, but listen, man, I also. Coming out of jail to. To have the confidence to experiment like that is another thing. Like, I don't know, man. Some people just might want to hear Come My Way. Like, that sound still works. Just give us some more of that. Let's throw offset on it and call it a day. Even the single is a. Is a risk.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And the singles, Fire Kid Jupiter,

[Baby D]

a

[Mall]

lot of these other names I really don't know.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Mall]

I'm not fully obviously hit familiar with

[Damaris]

everyone on this, but you know who I lucid.

[Mall]

Okay. Sees beats.

[Damaris]

Maybe it's a Jersey connection, but I would love to hear Vinyls and Fetty together.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

And pardon Vinyls, if you're not from Jersey. I've only known you to live in like you live next door. I just assume you're from Jersey. I don't know if Vinyls is really from Jersey, but I think Vinyls and Fetty would be like the coolest combination ever.

[Mall]

I like that. I ain't mad at that.

[Damaris]

I actually hope. And I'm not trying to make this a trick. I would love to hear Fetty on Iceman.

[Mall]

Hmm.

[Damaris]

Like I would love.

[Baby D]

I'm not mad at that.

[Damaris]

I would love to hear Fetty on Iceman. I think that makes so much sense, especially after hearing this Fetty project. Yeah. That would be one of the few features I'd like to hear on Iceman would be with Vinyl's drums. Vinyl's boy wonder, Fetty and Drake to me is a home run.

[Mall]

I mean, yes, that's the obvious.

[Damaris]

But I mean a lot of. Again, a lot of Fetty stuff, even, you know, from Trap Queen to everything that he charted with, they were like unknown. There was man's in them in Patterson.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like he hasn't. I don't think like locked in with the super producers like a Vinyls and. And Boy Wonder. And I think even more of that boom bap sound with Fetty would be great with his melodies. Like. Yeah, that would be fire.

[Mall]

I was definitely pleasantly surprised with this

[Damaris]

left Fetty hum on some. 40 pause.

[Mall]

You saved. You saved.

[Damaris]

I said pause before I could even get.

[Mall]

No, no, don't you. Because letting fetty hum on 40 is crazy. That was some of the craziest. 40.

[Damaris]

This camera feed.

[Mall]

40.

[Damaris]

Oh, my bad, my bad.

[Mall]

40.

[Damaris]

I didn't mean to say that.

[Mall]

Craziest ever right there. But yeah, yeah, I get it. Okay.

[Damaris]

My. My sister Jazzy, who will be here next week, soundtrack to get her back. I like. I like slow Jazzy, man. I like when jazzy gets.

[Mall]

I. I didn't hit.

[Damaris]

I don't listen to full R B. Yeah.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Jazzy sounds. I actually think this is a job. This might be the. The project from Jazzy you like the most.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Knowing your R and B taste.

[Mall]

I think this is nah better than better than the last joint she put out. That was that album. That Jazzy album was crazy.

[Damaris]

You like that because you're toxic. This is just like R B. I

[Mall]

just like good music.

[Damaris]

And Jozzy's only toxic when she writes.

[Mall]

She's not so limit Free games for that EP was.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. And the back to back, it was crazy. But no, I think. I think you'll really like this jazzy project.

[Mall]

Okay. All right, that's good.

[Damaris]

And I want you to soundtrack tonight. Vibe with some of the lyrics so when Jazzy comes here next week, y' all can have a conversation. I think y' all will. Y' all will hit it off again.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Not because of who you guys are away from the mic, but on the mic, you guys give a certain Persona. Neither of you would do anything toxic.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

In your personal life.

[Mall]

All right, so, yeah, that's the soundtrack tonight. Soundtrack. And it's called soundtrack too. Get it back. Oh, okay. So songs for women, Free game for niggas.

[Damaris]

Sometimes you gotta humble yourself.

[Mall]

Now. We gotta get her back. Okay, Jon. Okay. All right. I get it. I'm following it now. She leaving the breadcrumbs. I see what's going on. I see what's going on. I bet. Yeah, but it's fire. Yeah. You stamping that?

[Damaris]

No, for sure.

[Mall]

All right.

[Damaris]

For sure. For sure.

[Mall]

I'm figuring it out tonight.

[Damaris]

The only disappointment of this weekend was Stove, God and Swizz.

[Mall]

Yo, yo.

[Damaris]

All this for me.

[Mall]

Stove, Stove, yo. What we doing?

[Damaris]

I'll say I have no.

[Mall]

Get the pasa, mi amigos.

[Damaris]

I have no, like, backhand knowledge or background of what is going on with that. But I was shocked that they announced this and we're gonna put it. I. I could not believe that he was able to put music out knowing publicly what he's going through with Baby Grange and his deal and everything that happened with even. And I was like, how are they able? Like, did Swizz just, I don't know, like, give Baby Grange, like, a Basquiat piece, like, in exchange to put this out? I did not. I quietly never said. I just didn't believe this was coming out. So when it didn't come out at midnight, I was like, yeah, that checks out.

[Mall]

No, but then he. He posted. He said had to clear some dust out the. Out the air. The neck must be stepped on. To my real fans, appreciation is an understatement. They can't box with God. This was Friday, right? So, yeah, when he posted that, I Thought it was all systems go. I was waiting for it to. And then now here we are Monday, and still no Stove album. So what's happening? What's going on? Is it paperwork? Is it. He still got ties with.

[Damaris]

I wanna know.

[Mall]

Do we think Rock? Marcy picked up the phone and said, not so fast.

[Damaris]

No, definitely not rock. Listen, man, I want to choose my. This is where I will give you guys full transparency. I'll be on my cold shit. So, boom. I have a Stove verse.

[Mall]

Mind you.

[Damaris]

Mind you. It's for the intro to my project. And I was talking to my wife that I was on email with them about getting it clear he's going through something that's none of my business. As far as his background with Baby Grange and what he signed and what he did with even none of my business, nor do I care to speak about it. I'm just going to watch my words here because I too am trying to put out a Stove God verse.

[Mall]

Okay?

[Damaris]

And I don't want to say something that is going to end up in an email and I can't put a Stove God verse out. So. Sorry, guys. My opinion is going to be muted on this entire thing because I don't want to piss off the people that have the power to clear my stovers. Because clearly you think. Who do you think is more important? Stove God Swizz full album or Rory's R B album?

[Mall]

Yeah. I'm gonna just be on the side of Swiss. Right.

[Damaris]

Swiss can't get this out. It terrified me.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

That's all I'll say. Shout out to all parties involved. It's none of my business. I'm here to just get my stove guy out. And I would love to hear the Stove God and Swizz album. Just as a fan.

[Mall]

That's the album I was looking.

[Damaris]

And it's Friday. Nothing to do with Rock Marciano. I just want to make that okay. I can 100 be confident in saying it's nothing to do with rock, Marcia.

[Mall]

Okay. All right.

[Commercial Announcer]

Right.

[Damaris]

Rock would never. He would never. They'd figure that out after. Yeah.

[Mall]

I just didn't know. You know what I mean? Like, I know he was. He had been dealing with a lot of contractually, but, you know, and.

[Damaris]

And what. What did Charlie Clip say to Rex? I'm not going to stand on stage and reopen any cases. I'm not here to talk about an open investigate.

[Mall]

I'm.

[Damaris]

I'm chilling, man. I just hope we get a Stove God album, that's all.

[Mall]

Same.

[Damaris]

What. What were they saying? In Syracuse?

[Baby D]

I don't know. I haven't been there. I haven't been home.

[Damaris]

You in a cute group chat, though.

[Mall]

What's up, yo?

[Baby D]

Yo, you really think I live in, like, a town, seven people? Like, what the.

[Mall]

Like, Syracuse is mad big.

[Baby D]

Said the cute group chat, like, what the.

[Mall]

Yeah, baby D, come on. Put your ear to the streets of Syracuse. What's up?

[Baby D]

Yo, I got you.

[Mall]

You in Houston, Texas, too much. I mean, what you. You go back to cues, they need you like, Stove album ain't coming out. Come on, man.

[Baby D]

Damn.

[Mall]

Some. Ah, for real, man. That was the one album I was looking for.

[Baby D]

I know.

[Damaris]

Well, he did. I mean, he posted a track list and before he had stopped that track. It's just west side gotta push a T, he added, Kiss and Benny are clearly on it, so maybe taking some more time.

[Mall]

We'll.

[Damaris]

We'll get a better album. I don't know.

[Mall]

No, listen, I'm always here for the best product, but.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but I don't think that's the case. Right?

[Mall]

Come on, Stove, man. We need this album, bro. We need that talk, we need that music, that energy, man. Like, God, I hate when the business gets in the way of the music and the art.

[Damaris]

Remember when west side had tweeted, free Stove, God, and we all came in here was like, damn, I hope Stove and get locked up. He didn't get locked up. He's talking about this exact situation. And that was what, a year ago?

[Mall]

Yeah, exactly.

[Damaris]

Like, it's. This has been a thing for Stove. And again, I'm not.

[Mall]

No, but.

[Damaris]

No, I'm not. I don't know. I don't know what the label stance on it because I don't know the information. And they may have every right if I was in their position to be like, nah, that. What's right is right. You sign this, whatever. I don't know the details in that. That regard, but it just sucks as a fan to see an artist have to go through that and can't put out music. Especially coming off the hook on the Clips album stow being the most anticipated. We already know the talent level Stove has. Like, you gotta deprive your fans because of business arrangements, which is fair. That's just life. It's still the music business, but it sucks for fans to have to also go through your business dealings because it affects you.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

So I hope this eventually goes out. I mean, Swizz got lawyers, right?

[Mall]

I think so. I think. I think Swizz knows a few people that practice law. But the only reason Why? I was really, like, kind of, like, disappointed because, like I said, he posted that Friday, and it made it seem like, you know, we just had to tweak some things. And so I'm like, all right, so maybe when you wake up Saturday, the album will be on dsps.

[Damaris]

I'll tell you this, man. And I have no idea if this is the case whatsoever. Let's not even say it's Stove, God, and Swizz, or what his situation is. There's a weird gray area in fog with email receipts to some lawyers that's binding. If somebody emails and said this is cleared and you haven't figured out the paperwork, you're still. Still clear to put it out. We have an email thread that says you said it was cleared. Some lawyers argue against those email things. So Stove may have gotten an email that said, this is good to go and posted it, because we know Stove is far from stupid. He wouldn't post something when he know couldn't come out. Right. There may have been an email thread that said, this is good. And then they got into the particulars that night, and then they said, this is not good.

[Mall]

I stick that movie Lone Survivor.

[Damaris]

Cause, I mean, listen, push left. I put out a lot of red. Like, even, you know, with EO and features that I've gotten them. We put stuff out where the paperwork wasn't done yet. Because all parties representation is on that email thread. And technically in the court, depending on which lawyer is arguing it, the email thread is bind. It's legally binding.

[Mall]

Right?

[Damaris]

You said clear.

[Mall]

Cool.

[Damaris]

You're allowing us to put it out, and we'll figure out the splits after. So I don't know.

[Mall]

Well, I guess we'll get it soon. Or maybe not. Maybe this would just be something like, you know, we almost got the Dreamville fest with Drake and Kendrick. Maybe we get Stove and Swiss. Maybe.

[Damaris]

I mean, mind you, we got the Yeet ADL album. So, like, do we. Does it matter what's going on with the Big Three? Kanye, Fetty, like, we got Yeet. I don't understand why y' all keep talking about, like, rappers like Drake, Kendrick, and. And Cole.

[Baby D]

Why you shouldn't I eat?

[Damaris]

I'm saying, why would we care about any other artist besides him? The future is here.

[Mall]

I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know Yeet was like that. I didn't know.

[Damaris]

No, he's like that.

[Mall]

Yeah. I mean, I knew.

[Damaris]

He's like Cardi.

[Mall]

No, I knew he had. He was buzzing out there and he had a following. Yeet. I apologize for. I did not know it was like that. I had no idea. And I don't. Am I supposed to know it was like that?

[Damaris]

No. Yeet is extremely popular.

[Mall]

Yeah, but am I supposed to know that?

[Damaris]

Yes, because for all the dogs, the record that almost went number one, like the best. Well, not best, but the record that did the most streams. Correct me if I'm wrong. Was it not the Yeet record? Like Yeet, he comes with a different type of fan base.

[Baby D]

I think that was one of the ones that charted the highest.

[Damaris]

I think it was the one that charted the highest. I mean, outside of obviously first person shooter, but yeah, I think it was. It was. Yeah. When number two on billboard high 100.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

No, it was first person shooter. And then the Yeet record was. Was the two from that album.

[Mall]

I have no problem saying my bad, Yeet. My bad. I did not know he was like that.

[Damaris]

I'm here to also apologize because I did listen to the Yeet album. I've been giving Yeet a lot of. Just because I'm old and it's fun to joke on Yeet. Maybe it's his name.

[Baby D]

I don't know.

[Damaris]

I gave it the chance that I tried to give Cardi's last project where like let me go in with open ears and not be on my judgy old man. And Cardi's to me was still pissed. It was like a great DJ set. It's a lot of great beats that are. Yeah. Someone not saying words on Ye. At least you can hear what he's saying. He just ain't saying right. It's not for me.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

But I do respect his production and beat picking in that regard. Like, I know where that pop up happens. Last week in the city. I'm sure that went crazy with this album. I'm sure his fans are. Are served correctly in what they're looking for. He just ain't really. At least I can understand him. How about that? Small wins for old people.

[Mall]

Yeah, we'll take it.

[Damaris]

But why does my. I mean, my opinion with Yeet and his music and his. My opinion shouldn't matter. Does not matter. What's. He's not making music for me.

[Mall]

Ryan, did you hear it?

[Baby D]

Yeah, I heard it.

[Mall]

You like it?

[Damaris]

No.

[Mall]

You don't like that?

[Damaris]

Oh, okay. Never mind.

[Mall]

Damn. That's from a 23 year old. Damn. So you're not.

[Damaris]

He's on your Mount Rushmore. What you mean?

[Mall]

No, I'm just. I'm just saying because I know that's like your demographic. You're 23. Like, you're young. You part of, but you wasn't feeling it.

[Baby D]

No.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Baby D]

He's a new.

[Mall]

No, he's a what?

[Baby D]

He's a new Rory and Mall. Like, he's a real hip hop head. He don't listen to that shit.

[Mall]

Nah, you didn't hit. Ryan said set.

[Damaris]

Stop the set. That happened at the.

[Mall]

No, Ryan. Ryan listens to. He listens to music like he listens to a lot of different. I just, I didn't know that he wasn't gonna fill the Yeet album. I thought he would have liked it.

[Damaris]

The production's cool.

[Mall]

All right.

[Damaris]

Zayn said it was the greatest album of all time.

[Mall]

Don't do that. I'm sure he didn't say that like

[Damaris]

he did with every interview.

[Baby D]

He gonna kick y' all ass.

[Damaris]

He tried. He tried to ban me from the Apple campus one time when me and Ma showed up. I said, say, wait, Zayn actually be here.

[Mall]

Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

Yeah. I don't know. I, I don't want to be the person judging an album that's not for me, so. Shout out to Yeet. I, I, I think it broke Spotify Records like every other new artist that joined Spotify. Congratulations. I know you're feeding your fan base, and I know your fan base loves

[Mall]

it, so I'm gonna listen to it. I'm gonna check it out.

[Damaris]

You know, shout. Shout out to everybody.

[Mall]

I'm gonna just see. I just need to see. I see. I see the popularity, though. I saw. That is very clear. Like, he's. He's one of the most popular new artists I think that we have, without a doubt. But now I gotta really. I gotta see if the music is. If I can kind of like get into it a little bit, like how

[Baby D]

you do a young boy.

[Mall]

No, no, young boy. I'm sold.

[Damaris]

I get young. I understand young boy. Yeah, I understand young boy for sure. The Yeet thing, I under. I also understand Cardi. I just don't like it. I get it. I just don't like it. It.

[Baby D]

That's fair.

[Damaris]

It took me a while to get it, cuz for a while I didn't get it at all. I was like, oh, you guys just want to rage. Like that's all you want to do. And cool.

[Mall]

All right.

[Damaris]

Bet that's y' all can do that. I will say I walked past the heat popup and everyone wasn't really in their rage clothes. They all smelled like they were ready for a rager.

[Mall]

You sure that wasn't just Being able

[Damaris]

to smell people like that outside. You know what? Shout out to Yeet and his fan base. I just saw the line. I understood, yo. And they're super secretive. I was at the red light, waiting, and I was like, what y' all waiting in line for? And they said, a rap. Like, they. They was, like, looking at me like,

[Mall]

I want to give it up.

[Damaris]

I was an undercover cop of like, where's the drug visitor?

[Mall]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a narc.

[Damaris]

I probably gave those vibes, though.

[Mall]

Yeah. You know, they were like, for you.

[Damaris]

They were like, the rapper?

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I was like, you know, I still had another 30 seconds waiting for the light says, what rapper?

[Mall]

Yeah, I listen to rap. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, hey, I'm one of the guys. Skateboard in my hand. I was like, yeah, no, I like Yankee hat.

[Mall]

I listen to rap.

[Damaris]

Yeah, whatever. But they all, like, looked at each other like, is it okay for us to tell them? And they're, like, real quiet, too. A loud Manhattan block.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Ye.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I said, oh, like it.

[Mall]

Nah. That kid is popular. So I'm. Yeet. My bad. I did not. I did not know.

[Damaris]

We've been holding out on talking about Latto's pregnancy because we did want to wait for Damaris to give her congratulations. We didn't feel it was right to not have a woman in the room.

[Baby D]

Room.

[Damaris]

Because we, in fact, could not get birth. So just congratulations to Lotto.

[Baby D]

Congratulations to Lotto.

[Damaris]

I think it's just. It just might be over for that wave, man. Meg is cooking for her husband and his family. Lotto is pregnant.

[Baby D]

It been over with Lotto. I told you a while ago, and you was like, nah, she just told

[Mall]

us it was Big Mama, no kids, six months ago.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but she always had a man. She go, mommy and mommy and mommy and mommy and my man.

[Mall]

You do, for sure.

[Baby D]

It was. It's always been it. Five bodies.

[Mall]

You got to change that bar. Big mama, one kid.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Baby D]

That's pain.

[Damaris]

How do you feel as. As a.

[Baby D]

As Big Mama with no kids? It ain't mine. I ain't got to raise it.

[Damaris]

But now you. I mean, now you don't have an album to, like, connect with.

[Baby D]

She. I got. She got old albums, so that mean.

[Mall]

Did you like the new song?

[Baby D]

Yes. Yes. She looks very beautiful. I'm very happy for her.

[Damaris]

She does, but I. I don't know. Does it change? Like, I'm not saying Lotto is gonna give us a 444, but is she gonna give us, like, 21?

[Mall]

21.

[Damaris]

Like, what is her 42.

[Mall]

42.

[Damaris]

Like what? 42, y'. All. So what's her. Her move gonna be?

[Baby D]

I think she's gonna keep rapping about

[Damaris]

how her child's better than all of ours.

[Baby D]

That and also, you know what I'm saying? She's still gonna rap about how her nigga love her and she better than all these bitches and they broke and she love her sister.

[Mall]

Look what Damaris Stink lotto rap about.

[Baby D]

That's what she rap about. She love her sister. Now it's gonna be, I love my kid.

[Damaris]

And, you know, I want to salute to Clay, though, because I was nervous. I don't mean this in a perfect way, but I enjoy when Megan twerks. I like a Meg twerk video. I cannot tell a lie. I'm happy that he's cool with her still. She gave us a. In my opinion, a new record update.

[Baby D]

Oh, she gave you a new twerk update? I haven't seen it. Damn. Let me go check that out right now.

[Damaris]

Good one, too.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

I'm like, I want to salute Clay of like, yo, thank. Thank you for not. Yeah, because, I mean, no, don't get it. I'll never be able to touch, like. I get it. You're secure. So it's. It was on Twitter. I don't know if. I don't think she put it on.

[Mall]

On IG when she get at the X.

[Damaris]

Only for.

[Mall]

Oh, when they get with the X and not ig. You know what that is?

[Baby D]

You know?

[Mall]

You know, I mean, the little lip

[Damaris]

will show IG Polished. Yeah, that's cool to be cooking content with, my man.

[Baby D]

Yeah, somebody. Another Rory probably saw it from another page reposting it.

[Damaris]

But, yeah, there was another page that reposted it, and it. Everyone in the comments said this was new because I thought I was like, oh, maybe it's just a Meg twerk video I ain't seen yet. But I like, I know the back catalog. I was like, I mean, I know all of them, but, yeah, they said this is new.

[Baby D]

I feel like if you go.

[Damaris]

She linked it to the fans or something.

[Baby D]

If you go to date a female rapper and try to, like, tame her, that's like the wildest in the world. Like, her whole entire image is. Is they're based on sex.

[Mall]

When it comes to stallion, she gotta show the physique. Know that she has to. That's part of her. That's part of her thing. I did know it's cultural.

[Damaris]

It's not a sexual thing.

[Mall]

No, no.

[Baby D]

It's just a mating call.

[Mall]

But a maiden. It is a maiden call. But I did hear that she did a great job in Moulin Rouge as well.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Mall]

So shout out to Meg on that. I heard she did a really good job in Moulin Rouge and I'm gonna try to catch that while she's in it.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah, no worry. Enough.

[Damaris]

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[Damaris]

All right, before we get out of here man, I don't mean this in a joking way. We gotta check cam for for CTE like, do they have a way to check that. That while people are alive?

[Baby D]

No, I think you got to die. They got. Cut your brain open like rabies.

[Damaris]

Why?

[Mall]

Wait? Cut your brain open like what?

[Baby D]

Like when. Like to find out if a dog got rabies. Like, you got to cut his head open.

[Damaris]

He's foaming at the mouth.

[Baby D]

They don't always foam, though.

[Damaris]

That's true.

[Mall]

You got. You saw SVU too. Like, where. Where you get this from?

[Baby D]

But that's. There's no test for rabies. You have to kill the dog to test for rabies. That's fact.

[Mall]

You got to kill a dog to test for rabies.

[Baby D]

That's like, if I get bit by

[Mall]

a dog and you test for rabies. He don't got it. Then what? What? No reason.

[Baby D]

Yeah, like, if a dog bites me. That's why you're supposed to vaccinate your dogs. Because if your dog is unvaccinated and it bites me, the only way to test for rabies is if the dog is dead. So they have to test.

[Damaris]

We could test you for rabies. Yeah, but, you know, listen, that's all Mike. Vic was just trying to.

[Baby D]

Right there.

[Damaris]

Help with science.

[Baby D]

You have to analyze the brain tissue.

[Mall]

The only way to test an animal for rapes is to euthanize it and analyze brain tissue.

[Damaris]

Well, with that said, I want Cam Newton to have a very long and healthy life. I don't want to test his brain for cte, but one could suggest it may be there.

[Mall]

Well, he's had some concussions for sure.

[Damaris]

And mind you, I up on this microphone a million times, But Cam Newton, after Angela Simmons said, our mutual friend connected us. He said, we got that friend in common.

[Mall]

I mean, I can understand sometimes you forget, like, if a girl you dated years ago and he was like, yeah, nah, we had a mutual friend. And you forget who that mutual friend is.

[Baby D]

You could say, who's the mutual friend? But she said it was a mutual friend. So for you to say we got that friend in common, that's what mutual means.

[Mall]

Oh, okay, I see what that's going to.

[Damaris]

Yeah, we gotta check Mall's brain for cte.

[Mall]

No, no, no, no. I was. I missed CTE from the streets. I didn't understand, but yes. If that's. Yes, you're right. When she says that we have a mutual. That's what mutual means. Yes.

[Baby D]

Why do all women just go on Cam's podcast? It's like a humiliating. A humiliation ritual for him at this point. Point.

[Damaris]

Like, don't do that to kids.

[Mall]

That's 10 toes. Cam right there. Don't do that. That's 10 toe new.

[Baby D]

But if the toes is gnarled, then, like, what the does the ten toes mean?

[Mall]

It's still ten. He don't budge.

[Baby D]

Sometimes it's okay.

[Mall]

I've never seen him back down.

[Baby D]

Sometimes it's okay to back downhill.

[Mall]

One thing Cam gonna do, he gonna down the hills.

[Baby D]

Sometimes it's okay to live and roll down the hill.

[Mall]

Nah, I don't know about that.

[Damaris]

Never.

[Mall]

It hurt rolling down.

[Damaris]

That hat stays right in place every time.

[Mall]

Yeah, you can't. Can't. He don't sweat. He ain't going. Yeah, he invite everybody up there. Come on, sit down. Let's talk.

[Damaris]

Well, Angela Simmons was up there. And I guess there was a rumor at one point. I don't remember this, because I probably didn't care.

[Mall]

I remember that that was a while

[Damaris]

ago, that Cam and Angela were like a thing or whatever. And they went on one date because a mutual friend, meaning someone they both knew. Corey Gamble, who I have suspicions as a CIA agent, put them in contact. And they were both in New York and were like, yo, let's go grab some food. Same way, you know, dates sometimes are innocent. You know, somebody said, we get along. Let's go grab some food, get to know each other. That turned into whatever item thing. So she wanted to clear that up and said during that date why it never amounted to anything was he was just making jokes and patting himself on the back of how funny he was through the entire thing. And then once they got in the cab back to the hotel, was when he started showing interest, which she was alluding to, meant, you didn't care about me in the diner, but when it was time to go home, all of a sudden you gave a fuck about what I had to say.

[Baby D]

Also, I want to reiterate that when she said he was patting himself on the back for the jokes, she meant literally.

[Damaris]

No, literally going on the back jokes

[Baby D]

after he made corny jokes.

[Damaris]

He's been through shoulder surgeries. Like, that's a tick. He's a quarterback. Can we give him some grace? And maybe he was funny.

[Mall]

Yeah, sometimes you got to patch yourself on the back sometimes.

[Baby D]

When the last time you did that.

[Mall]

I mean, I've never.

[Damaris]

Please tell me the last time you went. Your mole. I think you should do that more. Like just for an inner working, like for a therapist. But you Sometimes you should pat yourself.

[Mall]

So that's probably what happened.

[Baby D]

Oh, I know what that's like. When Rory say, y' all funny to me.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's my pat on the back. Yes. That's perfect.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Mall]

Yes. But Rory does.

[Damaris]

I haven't said that on a date before.

[Mall]

He doesn't, actually. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, I say that to y'.

[Baby D]

All.

[Mall]

Yes. Hilarious saying it on a date.

[Baby D]

Put that out during the day.

[Damaris]

What happens when I date really, really long time. But I. I don't think I'd be

[Baby D]

Seven years at least four score seven years ago.

[Damaris]

I don't think I'd be above saying that on a date, though. I never have.

[Mall]

No, but.

[Damaris]

But I don't think I'm above saying that. If the date doesn't laugh at one of my jokes, me saying you funny to me. I'm not above that.

[Mall]

I could definitely see you saying that.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I'm not above it.

[Mall]

I could definitely see that 1,000%.

[Damaris]

I can see, like, in a sarcastically fun way, but not if the joke was.

[Baby D]

If the joke was really bad.

[Damaris]

I've definitely liked. Like, dating sucks.

[Baby D]

Yes.

[Damaris]

Like, it's really tough to, like, meet someone brand new and, like, start a conversation. That's way tougher than I think people think it is because most of you guys are sitting on DMs and going back and forth where you have time to think about stuff. There's no real energy in the room. Dates are tough. I've definitely, like, been drowning in a date of just trying to find conversations, saying jokes that aren't funny. Like, I've been there. You get awkward because the whole situation's awkward. I don't know you. We're trying to make conversation out of thin air there.

[Mall]

It's nothing better than being on a date with a girl and all your materials landing. Oh, I mean, that's like, when all your materials working. Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

That's when you pop a bluechew.

[Mall]

100%. We gotta.

[Damaris]

Don't laugh. Ryan. You're 23. You don't need that.

[Mall]

You gotta pop the 2. Soon as she laugh, you gotta.

[Damaris]

I'm 35. I don't need that.

[Mall]

The third laugh, you gotta pop the. You gotta pop the chop.

[Damaris]

Secretly drugging yourself is the funniest, yo.

[Mall]

If your material is working, if you three bits in and all three of them is landing, yo, it's time to pop.

[Damaris]

But what happens if she just finds you funny and now you bricked up with nowhere to go?

[Baby D]

I left a funny at home before for sure. Left a funny at the doorstep for sure.

[Damaris]

Hell, yeah.

[Mall]

You funny as hell with that box. Like, you got what you doing.

[Baby D]

Like, would you prefer me to be loose, small.

[Mall]

But I'm saying if a laughing and the date is dope, let me at least smell it, touch it. I don't something like tootsie. It's like giving a dog a bone. Like, you know, give a dog a bone.

[Baby D]

I know, I know. I'm okay.

[Damaris]

So if he sits, she should give him some is what you say. Yeah. Come on.

[Baby D]

You tell a sit, he sit. No.

[Mall]

Oh, is material working, baby? Then you the date.

[Baby D]

Nah, because that's too. Because here's the thing. If it's that good a material you used to that you get it the first night because the material was so good, I want to see what that fourth night material really hitting for.

[Damaris]

I want a nigga to still out

[Mall]

the Garden for a week. Honestly, that's. Baby, that's your problem. You want a to sell out the Garden a week straight. Like, but if I sell it out one night, I'm still lit. Like, you want me to sell out the Garden for seven days in a row? Come on, yo, that's crazy. Like, come on, we can't every. That ain't everybody can't do that, baby.

[Baby D]

Nah. Cause I want to know that them really your jokes. Like, that's like how I'll be writing. Like, I'll be writing the text for my homegirl. Like, and then, you know what I'm saying, Get a all in love. Ah, mad easy. Like, I want to see if you can make this last. Like, you eventually run out of your homeboy jokes. You're gonna run out of your same jokes. Like, I want my own jokes. I want you to come up with some on the spot.

[Damaris]

Yo, stealing jokes from your homeboy is crazy.

[Mall]

That's wild. That's wild.

[Damaris]

But no, I understand what Demer is saying. Like, everyone has their first date. I wouldn't say routine, but a lot of people have their representation of who they're trying to be on the surface level. Like, let's. Let's see how deep this funniness goes. Like, your material, you gotta be able to react to something that's happening in real time. I know this is not rehearsed. Like, it can't be the same. Waiter, waitress, joke. First date, you gotta react to what's happening in real time on the fourth

[Mall]

date to see if you know what I'm saying. He got his written. You could tell he got his written when y' all having conversation. Got his room. But then he got his improv game in. In order too, though.

[Damaris]

But that's when. When you got the improv.

[Mall]

Game.

[Damaris]

You could go to date four and be fine.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You walk in, no sweat on your forehead. You know you'll be no matter what.

[Mall]

That's a lot of. That's a lot of material. 7. 7 Days is a lot of material. God damn.

[Baby D]

Hey, man, I like to laugh. Cause guess what? I got seven days of material. I'm a funny motherfucker, and I need to find out if you funnier than me.

[Mall]

When you go on a date with a funny girl, like, you funny and she funny, that's when you look up and be like, yo, we've been outside for like 12 hours together, giggling, cackling, Let me smell that. Oh, my God. Yo, 12 hours, Baby D. We outside 12 hours. We haven't felt like come.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Mall]

Like.

[Damaris]

And then if she don't. You could disguise it as a joke.

[Mall]

Yeah, let me smell that.

[Damaris]

Smell that.

[Mall]

Come on. I was just fucking with you.

[Damaris]

Come on. We've been laughing for 12 hours on the first day.

[Baby D]

You'll never see me again. I'm not like, no sexual innuendos too early. That. That is so gross to me.

[Mall]

I will say, but it depends on what's the innuendo, though.

[Baby D]

Let me smell. That is pretty. Like, ain't no innuendo about that. That's just kind of like, raw.

[Damaris]

You said what. What if it's like, part of the bit? Like, what if it's a call back to something that happened at dinner where you guys smelled something? Like, what if it is a funny nest scenario?

[Baby D]

You too freak. You too horny. I don't like that.

[Damaris]

No, he's this guy. Comedy, not horniness.

[Baby D]

Nah, this guy's journey. Horniness, bro. Disguise your home, disguise your horniness, and disguise your racism. When it come to me, like, don't just please.

[Mall]

Disguise your racism.

[Baby D]

Disguise your racism.

[Mall]

How do you do that?

[Baby D]

Like, when people be like, nah, I like when people be racist to my face. I don't. I assume that my base level is everybody is racist. Just pretend for me. I mean, I usually pretend not to be horny for me.

[Damaris]

Why Dating doesn't work out for me. It's usually one of my first question is, like, what's your actual opinion on 9 11? Just so I could like, let's get this out the way so I don't ruin one. One of your family holidays if I drink too much. I just want you to like. Like, here's my stance.

[Mall]

Yeah, it's how I feel.

[Damaris]

Table it. Put it over here. What's your favorite color? Right, let's just get that out the way. But, I mean, this is also why women are better than us. Sorry, Peach. Because I've definitely laughed a girl out of her drawers before that probably wasn't going to give me some pussy, but we had chemistry in that way. And she was like, I wasn't planning on doing this, but this is working. No girl that I wasn't gonna. Could laugh me out my draws.

[Baby D]

Cause you was always gonna fuck from the beginning.

[Damaris]

I'm saying if it was a girl that I was not gonna. She can't all of a sudden be funny. And you laughing me out my drawers.

[Mall]

I laugh right out my drawers. I don't care.

[Damaris]

A girl you would not like before, you was not gonna her like that. You're not physically attracted to that girl, and she start being funny, you'd be like, you know what? I'm gonna fuck that girl.

[Mall]

I don't know if I hit it, but she might could be able to top me off, though.

[Baby D]

You want some funny head, though? Who want funny hair?

[Damaris]

I don't want.

[Baby D]

I don't want hair from the funny like, you know what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

I've never had to snap on her

[Mall]

while she do like, yo, look at you. Like, oh, like, you just nasty. Look at your nasty little ass. Like, no.

[Baby D]

Cause that crack a joke. Like, why she down there? And it's funny. Why you want to laugh while you wearing your dick suck? That's crazy.

[Mall]

Because she ugly. Oh, I'm not attracted to her, but, you know, hey, I'll take some time.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I don't find funny about ugly people.

[Mall]

You think funny? You think ugly people can't be funny?

[Baby D]

No, that's not what I'm saying.

[Damaris]

Ugly people are funny.

[Baby D]

But I'm saying, like, I don't. I'm not gonna look at an ugly person and laugh because they ugly. I know. I don't find funny about ugly people. I don't like looking at ugly people.

[Damaris]

Jesus Christ.

[Mall]

Damn, baby.

[Baby D]

D. I'm wrong. Y' all want to look at people and laugh at their looks. I just don't find funny. Like, ain't nothing funny.

[Mall]

I'm not laughing at their looks. What I'm saying, if it's somebody that's not, you know, attractive, if she's not. I don't. I'm not physically or sexually attracted to her.

[Baby D]

And she giving you heads. You said, like, she's funny.

[Mall]

I ain't going to lie, man.

[Damaris]

Yo, Maul, being a chuckle is hilarious to me.

[Baby D]

I didn't.

[Damaris]

A girl could really, like, spin his wheels if. If she Got good comedy business.

[Mall]

Yeah. If she's like, you should go to

[Damaris]

the comedy seller and just see the big chicks. They're hilarious.

[Mall]

Oh, and big chicks got the best head too.

[Damaris]

Well, I mean like big chicks be

[Baby D]

having the best coochie too.

[Mall]

Quiet as one sometimes.

[Damaris]

Allegedly. I heard it's warm.

[Mall]

Sometimes it's a little hiss. Hit or miss though.

[Damaris]

I only have five bodies.

[Mall]

Yeah, it's hit or miss. But the head, I ain't never had whack head from a fat girl.

[Damaris]

Hunger is hunger, man. Wait, what's fat? No, no Twitter question. I'm just saying what's fat to me.

[Mall]

Yeah, she pushing 255. She up there, big mama. Yeah, she 255. Like the 250s, the 250 club. When girls is 250 and up, up. They'll suck your your fam, yo. And if she three. You ain't never had a £300 head.

[Damaris]

I don't think I've.

[Mall]

You've never. I don't think Ib head, Rory.

[Damaris]

And no disrespect to women that are in my life. I just haven't had the opportunity is what I'm saying.

[Mall]

You don't fat cuz they fling you right around. They. They throw your legs so far back you wouldn't even think this is that bendable. You don't even know how bendable you are till you got a 300 pound girl trying to go and get it. Them 300 pounds girls, baby, when they go and get it, you got to do what they say. Put your leg.

[Damaris]

We have your choice.

[Mall]

No, no, you have no choice. £300 cuz you ain't about to do nothing. What you going to do with £300? You can't move £300. You got to move your leg right where she wanted to be at.

[Baby D]

Again, this is not fat Shame. And AI on this podcast been fat before.

[Damaris]

I'm just scenario mole walking into the spot, meeting a 300 pound girl and she just starts making him laugh. And most like, I'll do it.

[Baby D]

I've been told you Maul was easy and going.

[Mall]

I'm not easy.

[Damaris]

You're easy.

[Mall]

No, I'm not.

[Damaris]

I know you're actually not.

[Mall]

I'm not.

[Damaris]

No, you're actually like I'm trying to. You're actually not easy.

[Mall]

I'm not easy. I ain't. Hey, baby, I'm not overly going. Don't do that.

[Damaris]

I've seen you, I've seen you be easy one time and I was hating because she was bad.

[Mall]

Yeah. And I'll never do that again. Are we talking about the same thing?

[Damaris]

Probably.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Yeah. That you never do again.

[Mall]

Never do it again.

[Damaris]

She was fired. She was easy.

[Mall]

Was she funny?

[Baby D]

Was she funny?

[Mall]

I don't remember her not being like.

[Damaris]

I don't think she was corny, Maris. I was there. She ain't say one mother. She a chicken. Could have crossed the road, nothing would have happened. That woman was not funny whatsoever.

[Baby D]

Some men said they don't like. They don't like funny women. They don't.

[Mall]

Nah. I like not girls that are trying to be funny. But you know when a girl is funny by accident, like, she just being herself and you just find it hilarious? That's the best shit ever.

[Baby D]

Mitch is funny by accident.

[Mall]

Understand? Mitch is dead serious, though.

[Baby D]

But that's funny by.

[Damaris]

Mitch is also funny intentionally and then doesn't realize how funny she's being when

[Mall]

she's not dead serious. Yeah, like I. The. That Mitch don't talk about is the. That I wish she could talk about. Cuz y' all would not believe that that's her real life. Like, y' all like, wait, that really happened? Like, you really went through that? Like. Yeah, no dead ass. That's. That's what my weekend was. That's what I did on Saturday.

[Damaris]

I'm down my drawers one day.

[Baby D]

You said what?

[Damaris]

I'm gonna get laughed out my drawers one day. I'm gonna open my. Open my brain.

[Mall]

Yeah, man. Get laughed out your drawers, man. It's a good experience. Show women that you appreciate them being funny by giving them a little.

[Damaris]

But, I mean, I've had sex with women I shouldn't have had sex with just based off horniness. Not because they were hilarious. I was just horny.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

I feel like hilarious is better than you just being horny.

[Damaris]

Like, I. No, I agree. That's why I think women are. Are better than men. Because y' all will. Will look at someone and say, I wouldn't have sex with them. But when they start having good personality, make you laugh like I would that guy because he's funny and has a good personality. Ah, my bad.

[Mall]

All right, baby. Diaz, you a tough. You are tough.

[Baby D]

No, I'm. No, no, no.

[Mall]

It's tough to crack.

[Baby D]

No, it's not always like, no.

[Damaris]

Y' all think Ryan's easy.

[Mall]

Ryan going.

[Baby D]

I could.

[Damaris]

Ryan right now. Is there another Ryan in the room?

[Mall]

Ryan going to.

[Baby D]

Ryan going.

[Mall]

He going, going. You Ryan. You going. You going and not coming back. Yeah, he going.

[Damaris]

Yeah, because you ain't got no place to stay.

[Mall]

Yeah, right? Yeah. Ryan going. Ryan going for sure.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Mall]

23 years old. You supposed to go, hell, yeah. Yeah, you. No breaks. No breaks. 23. Go live your life.

[Baby D]

23. I so much I wish I would have did at 23.

[Damaris]

Like, what?

[Mall]

Some Baby D so mad she let them run train when she was too old.

[Baby D]

Yo, are you cool,

[Mall]

Baby D? Don't act like. Don't act like.

[Damaris]

It ain't. This is the first time I'm saying, yo, you cool, baby.

[Mall]

Don't act like friends that you like, you know? What?

[Damaris]

Are you okay?

[Baby D]

He keep tripping, bro.

[Damaris]

What?

[Mall]

I never hear y' all got homeboys that. That she like. Y' all would have definitely let him in his man hit.

[Baby D]

Oh, my. No, bro, I'm sure that's. No, that's not. You know, ain't no threesome. Because you wouldn't do it.

[Mall]

Two girls. Yes, That's a threesome.

[Damaris]

No.

[Baby D]

Yeah, that's two girls. Two men in a room bumping sticks. I don't like.

[Mall]

Wait. No, I'm not.

[Damaris]

Actually. That makes it more of a threesome than a train. If they're sticks. No.

[Baby D]

I don't know.

[Damaris]

Now three people actually have sticks in the room.

[Baby D]

I'm cool. Everybody roasting marshmallows.

[Mall]

No, but. But you be seeing them girls, like, when y' all see a picture of, I don't know, Michael B. Jordan and Demson girls right into the comments. You put the whole train in the comic. The train going through the tunnel.

[Baby D]

I said one time. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Damaris]

Who was it? It was Beckham.

[Baby D]

It's somebody.

[Damaris]

Odell Beckham. Trey Songz, like Victor Cruz when they all were on that boat.

[Mall]

How many trains.

[Damaris]

The amount of replies on Twitter or retweets, y' all be laughing.

[Baby D]

Please stand clear of the closing doors.

[Damaris]

They put Thomas the Choo Choo Train in front of that shit.

[Mall]

Yeah. I seen one girl put a picture of a Metro card. I was like, yo, what? Like, that's. Y' all going, that's what my. Like, in your 20s. Like, it'd be two homies. They like, you know, you like. You think both of them is attractive. You like, you know what?

[Baby D]

And I'm not Virtue signaling. The thought of two men in the same room together, that makes me very. I don't like it. It makes me uncomfortable.

[Mall]

Okay, I don't get that. But if it's Demson and Michael B. You got a Metro guard?

[Baby D]

No, cuz. Why y' all want to see each other? I'm here. Why y' all not Fighting over me

[Mall]

to the death, Baby D. I'm not jacking that.

[Baby D]

Why are y' all not fighting over me today?

[Damaris]

You want them to duel for real? Yeah, like, Ryan got the joke.

[Baby D]

Duel for this pussy.

[Mall]

Baby D. Tripping, Baby D. If you at the bar at whatever hotel, luxury hotel, five star, and Michael B. Jordan walk up on you like, yo, Baby D. I be seeing you on the pod like y'. All. I fuck with you, da, da, da. And y' all hitting it off and he trying to get you back to the room as soon as you. Soon as it look like you going. Dimson woke up like, nah, nah, nah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Like, nah, nah. Cause I remember she was trying to talk to me when we was in Sadiq one night. She had a little crush on me. Like, nah, we can't.

[Baby D]

I'm going to literally turn pale pink from embarrassment and probably throw up on the floor. That's mad embarrassing. I'm not.

[Damaris]

I don't want that.

[Mall]

But after you throw up, you're not going upstairs.

[Baby D]

No, man. No.

[Damaris]

Also, that might be your drink. Putting that on Demson, that he would see embarrassed with Michael B. And Dempson would come out and be like, nah, why would you put that on him? Him? No, I'm just saying, like, I'm just trying to put.

[Mall]

I'm trying to paint the perfect. I'm trying to paint the perfect fantasy. I'm trying to paint Baby D fantasy for her.

[Baby D]

That's all.

[Damaris]

That's.

[Baby D]

That's a nasty fantasy.

[Mall]

All right, my bad, Baby D. I'm okay. You ain't going.

[Baby D]

No.

[Mall]

What.

[Damaris]

What would be your. Your dual fantasy? Not obviously. What. We just talk about, like, women. What's. What's your. What's your dual fantasy?

[Mall]

I ain't going to lie. JLO and Halle. I'm going.

[Damaris]

Well, I mean, we wouldn't have.

[Mall]

Yeah, you niggas would never see me again. I'm going and never coming back.

[Baby D]

I thought yours would be like, coy and who that other light skinned girl you like light skinned women. Who, what's the other light skinned like?

[Mall]

All women.

[Baby D]

Who you talking about that you that was getting fingered by the game?

[Mall]

India.

[Baby D]

India? Yeah, India and Koi.

[Damaris]

She's a name.

[Baby D]

India and Koi. I couldn't remember her name.

[Mall]

Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, I know you going.

[Baby D]

No.

[Mall]

Do we have voicemail?

[Baby D]

We don't have the same. Because. No, I'm not.

[Mall]

You're not attracted to India?

[Baby D]

Love, I have the same type. I think she's a beautiful girl. But that's not my type. And Coy is not my type.

[Mall]

So what's your type of.

[Baby D]

You know my type? The Cocos.

[Mall]

Coco Jones.

[Baby D]

Yes, you. You know how I like them. Chocolate, baby.

[Mall]

Okay, so Coco.

[Baby D]

Chocolate.

[Mall]

All right, so Coco Jones and she's engaged. No, I'm just.

[Damaris]

Okay. Would you be a unicorn?

[Baby D]

That's a real. That's some people.

[Damaris]

Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[Baby D]

Being disrespectful. Wait, then people get married.

[Mall]

It was fantasies. Yeah.

[Damaris]

Wait, no. You know what a unicorn. You know what a unicorn is, right?

[Baby D]

Yes, I do. But you don't fantasize anybody else married marriage.

[Damaris]

Who the married people be trying to find? The unicorns.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but not them.

[Damaris]

Wait, how do you know that? How do you know that that's who

[Mall]

I fantasize about the most?

[Damaris]

Married. Pause.

[Mall]

No, I'm just saying, like, I want. If she's married. Like, yeah, I want. Like, y' all know, she can go back to her husband.

[Damaris]

You can't be a. Well, that's a weird unicorn.

[Mall]

Well, I can't be the unicorn. What's a.

[Baby D]

You.

[Mall]

Wait, what's a unicorn?

[Damaris]

A unicorn is a woman that sleeps with a couple.

[Mall]

Oh, yeah. No, no.

[Damaris]

It's not like if you married or in a relationship.

[Mall]

So what is it?

[Damaris]

You go find a woman that. That. That wants to sleep with a couple.

[Mall]

So what is it when a man wants to sleep with a woman that's married?

[Damaris]

Cheating.

[Mall]

All right, cool. See, I want to be a cheater. That's what I want. We don't have.

[Damaris]

No, they call him a unicorn because she's brought into. You're not cheating. You're bring a woman into your couple relationship.

[Mall]

Got it? Okay.

[Damaris]

Not a thruffle. It's just for the night.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Type of thing.

[Mall]

So Coco Jones and Meg, you going.

[Baby D]

Going.

[Damaris]

But Clay. Clay gonna be there. Who says who the. The definition of unicorn?

[Baby D]

Nah. Some. You know, some women don't share their hoes with their man.

[Mall]

That is true.

[Baby D]

That's real play.

[Mall]

It's called selfish.

[Damaris]

It's selfish, but it gives you the night off.

[Mall]

You need a night off from your wife. Crazy.

[Baby D]

If you talk to husbands, they would say that they need a night off from their man.

[Mall]

Giving a night off for his wife to go sleep with another dude is crazy.

[Damaris]

No, no.

[Mall]

A woman. What are you out of your. Oh, okay.

[Damaris]

Out of your mind, homie.

[Mall]

Homie. Whose wife kissed Chris Brown at the concert? He. They just said he just took her back.

[Damaris]

I thought that was just Internet lies. Like, they just cut to make Content. That was really.

[Baby D]

I don't think she kissed him. Didn't she dance on him or something?

[Damaris]

No, you could see the tongue.

[Mall]

She lit Chris mouth.

[Damaris]

She. She pissed him back past.

[Baby D]

Wait, is it a hall pass if you. If you pay?

[Mall]

Because I'm asked for a hall pass when the cops got me in the cuffs. I'm on your whole pass. I'm just keep saying whole pass to the whole pass.

[Damaris]

You'll get a whole pass in the cell.

[Mall]

Let me out of here.

[Baby D]

Women know who they can play with. Women know who they can play with. Men know who they can play with. Men are more likely to play, but women know who they can play with. If. If somebody was dating you, they would never do that.

[Mall]

And see, that's why. See, that's why this world is whack. Cause if I'm on stage, if, if, if, if. You know Coco? Nah, she's married. If Meg. Oh, she got a boyfriend? Well, if one of the starlets or girls that sing pull me on stage and I lick her mouth, well, I'm getting canceled. Well, I can't show my face.

[Damaris]

No double standards. Okay, yeah, yeah, but I believe in double standards, so.

[Mall]

No, I do too, but it's just, like, I also want to lick a songstress in the mouth.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but you should. It's different. It's just different. It's different, man.

[Mall]

I know. No, I know, but I'm just saying, like, damn, like, I want to do that too. I want to be able to get this out.

[Damaris]

It's just different. Different.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

As it should be. Those. Those double standards should exist where, yes, she's allowed to kiss Chris Brown, but I cannot kiss Coco Jones on stage. It should be that way.

[Mall]

Oh, hey, society.

[Damaris]

I will say, though, like, in this hypothetical, of course, Coco is in a relationship.

[Mall]

We're just using Donovan Mitchell. They got married.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Congratulations.

[Mall]

Congratulations. Donovan Mitchell.

[Damaris]

Let's just say a very beautiful R B artist in the same consensual way with Chris and. And that girl. If my wife is in the front row and I start making out with this beautiful songstress, she should leave me. That's not okay. Yeah, I don't think that guy took her back. I think that's just, like, Internet fodder, but. Oh, okay, that's nuts. If you're taking a girl back after she tongues down Chris Brown on stage, her going on stage, period. Like, you have to find your own way home.

[Mall]

Oh, Rory's one of those boyfriends. You can't stop your girl from going on stage with. Chris Brown, though, not kissing.

[Damaris]

Whoa, whoa. I didn't say stop.

[Mall]

Okay.

[Damaris]

If that's your journey, that's your journey. My journey is by myself in this car, leaving.

[Mall]

Okay, Gotcha.

[Baby D]

So if she go up there with

[Damaris]

Kate, I would never stop. If I'm in a relationship and my girl wants to go on, that's part of Chris Brown's set on that thing. And she gets called out, and my girl wants to go do that. That I understand now. That is no longer my girl. And I'm going to leave by myself. And if she drove, I will be at the nearest cab stand and I will get my own cell phone.

[Baby D]

Okay. Would that change if you weren't a public figure? No.

[Damaris]

What does public figure have to do with it?

[Baby D]

Well, because a lot of people will say that. It would be embarrassing, right? So it would be a thing. Like people would recognize you.

[Damaris]

Publicly embarrassed. I've been publicly embarrassed.

[Mall]

No.

[Damaris]

If we're in a relationship, I. I understand, but no. Do I have to explain that?

[Baby D]

No, no, do. You don't have to explain it. I think it's funny that you could come home to a girl eating your girl without her telling you, that's fine, but that's fly. But her dancing on Chris Brown is just too much for you.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's. I'm calling Cat. No way.

[Damaris]

How. Wait, hold on. How are those two things? We'll get to voicemails. But how do those two things. How are they connected?

[Mall]

You would be cool with coming home and walking in on your girl having sex with another woman, but you have some questions. But you wouldn't leave her.

[Baby D]

You'd let her finish. You go in there, make Amara sandwich, and let her finish.

[Damaris]

I don't know how my daughter got brought up.

[Baby D]

Okay?

[Damaris]

And first of all, my daughter just being in the house.

[Baby D]

Okay, she's not in the house. You making it for lunch tomorrow, the next day anyway, you will go in the kitchen, make you a sandwich, let her finish, and then have a conversation about it later. But you're gonna leave her at the concert if she go up there and twirl on Christmas Brown?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

And in your brain that makes sense?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Okay.

[Mall]

Hell no.

[Damaris]

I'm not saying I wouldn't have questions if I walked in on my girl. Another girl. But these are things we can work through.

[Mall]

We can't work through. We can't work through Chris Brown dancing on her.

[Damaris]

It's not even so much like the fact that you know what that segment is for, and you are. You know what time it is up there. If you have no idea. Like, if this is just like, hey, I had a spur of the moment. I'm Chris Brown. How about we have a fan come up here? Here. I'd still find it a little odd, but go ahead. We know what time it is with that chair. He makes this whole segment about that. He about to dry hump the out of you. You know what time it is when you go on the jeans. 100%. So, no, like, come on, y' all about. Y' all are making me sound crazy when I'm not.

[Baby D]

I'm not making you sound crazy. I perfectly understand somebody not wanting that. It's just, you know, I was just looking where your boundaries.

[Mall]

All right, so if you go to the Usher show and you got to use the bathroom.

[Damaris]

Bathroom.

[Mall]

You run to the bathroom and you come back to the seat.

[Damaris]

Didn't this ruin Kinky Palmer's marriage?

[Baby D]

And she. And cherry.

[Mall]

She got a cherry stem in her mouth. Yo, you get up, you gotta, like.

[Damaris]

And I've never seen her do that before.

[Mall]

Yeah, yeah. Like, she don't even eat cherries, right?

[Baby D]

So, like, he come back, that tied in a knot.

[Mall]

She come back, she got the cherry stem in her mouth.

[Damaris]

We keep a EpiPen in her purse.

[Mall]

She allergic to cherries. Like, what you doing? You leaving her?

[Damaris]

Yes. That's crazy. And what's funny is the message tell you I'm probably more secure than the average man with certain stuff. But no, if. If you know what time it is at that concert, you're leaving your boyfriend, husband, significant other to go up on stage to get dry humped, you should understand being left.

[Mall]

I ain't gonna lie. Letting Usher dangle cherries in your mouth is way crazier than letting Chris dance on you. Way crazier.

[Damaris]

They. I mean, they both have their.

[Mall]

Nah. No way. Opening your mouth like a newborn baby bird and letting Usher Raymond dip cherries in your mouth. Nah.

[Damaris]

Now, again, I'm understanding. Like, I don't know the full details of the Kiki Palmer thing, but both of them entertainers made. This is a moment that they planned before. I gotta understand, at some point, if my girl's an actress, she may have to have a sex scene, make out with somebody for the content. I signed up for that. But you just. Me and you just in a relationship. And Chris is like, come on up, up. No.

[Mall]

Yeah. That's wild.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Mall]

All right, well, do we have voicemails?

[Damaris]

What's up, guys?

[Mall]

Love the show. So I was on one of these,

[Damaris]

like, sex offender registry, like, apps, like, Finders or whatever, trying to.

[Mall]

I just.

[Damaris]

I was just curious. I was just looking around. I'm on them, too.

[Mall]

I got this home girl, and she

[Damaris]

messes with this older Dan.

[Mall]

And I swear, like, within the first

[Damaris]

five seconds of me coming on his

[Mall]

app, I see him and it's like, I don't know.

[Damaris]

Should I tell her?

[Mall]

Because I don't know if she knows. I don't know, like, if she gives a. I would hope so.

[Damaris]

The offenses are, like, over 20 years

[Mall]

ago, but, like, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think that's something that she would align with. I hope not.

[Damaris]

So I was just wondering, what do you guys think? Should I tell her or should I just, like, keep it to myself or. And if I should.

[Mall]

How should I approach her with it?

[Damaris]

But just wondering how you guys would approach this.

[Mall]

Thanks.

[Damaris]

I love the show. Appreciate you listening, though I am kind of judging you for even asking that question. Of course you tell her. And how to tell her is, hey, the guy you're dating has sex abuse charges.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Like, did he pee in a playground? Like, if it's one of those, you should. Either way, you should still tell her,

[Mall]

but definitely still tell her.

[Damaris]

I don't even know why that's a question. Yo, I seen your mans. I was. I was trying to see where the sex offenders were in my neighborhood, like a good tax paying citizen, and I saw your man's on there. Here's the screenshot. I don't think that needs to be a conversation.

[Mall]

Very.

[Damaris]

The guy you're dating has sexual abuse.

[Mall]

Very simple. Like, it ain't no. There's no getting around that.

[Baby D]

Yeah,

[Damaris]

I pulled up. I think we did it on air. Or was that Patreon? When I pulled up my sex offender app for this location and there was somebody in this building, it wasn't y'. All, don't worry. But, yeah, there was a doctor.

[Baby D]

No, it wasn't me.

[Damaris]

You know, and you know what he looks like. You saw his face the moment I said, yeah, there's a bunch on this block. You'd be surprised with those apps. And I downloaded when Amara was born. Just because that's something you gotta.

[Mall]

Yeah, no.

[Damaris]

100% think of that, like, as a grown man, like, let me find where they are. But, yeah, when you got kids around, you gotta see who got nasty paperwork.

[Mall]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

And, yeah, I don't think it's odd that he's on the app, but, yeah, you gotta tell somebody.

[Mall]

You definitely have to tell somebody.

[Baby D]

Pete said it's dirty mackin yo.

[Damaris]

Well, it's dirty maggot. If he got like some like peeing at a playground after midnight and like now he's on a list for the rest of his life, then it's like, that's like, I feel for that guy.

[Mall]

Like, yeah, that's, that's up.

[Baby D]

I feel like I still. I feel like some people who pee at playgrounds know what they're doing.

[Mall]

Pee at a playground.

[Baby D]

Some people who pee at playgrounds know what they're doing. Not as a, I'm talking about as adults. Like when you're 19, 18 and older, you're peeing at a playground, you know what you're doing. You're.

[Damaris]

No. If you're like on a slide, you're

[Baby D]

low key, exposing yourself around children. Like some people do that. You never know because some people do that on purpose. I feel like when you having sex in a car and you get caught, that's something I wouldn't tell. Like he was having sex in a car, he got caught. Like they put him on a sex offender list side.

[Damaris]

Okay, I, I've had to piss before. Like in a park. There was a playground that like, I'm not pissing on the slide nor am I even in like the playground region, but if I got caught, that would be peeing.

[Baby D]

And yes. What I'm out my.

[Damaris]

There was not a child. And if there was a child there, they're. They have terrible parents.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying everybody who does it is nasty. What I'm saying is sometimes really nasty people do it.

[Damaris]

Oh yeah. If you pee on swings, I'm.

[Baby D]

No, not even. Some people will pee on a tree in the playground, but they know they're within sight of children. Like some people do that. That's one I wouldn't play with. I'm just saying like the obvious ones of like in cars or in a public place. Yeah.

[Damaris]

If you pee at. Near a playground when the sun is out, you should be on that list. I'm talking about people at 1am that just can't find a place to piss.

[Baby D]

I don't think they get you for that though, do they? I don't think they.

[Damaris]

People have said that, but usually when people say that, I'm like, you probably did some nasty.

[Mall]

Yeah, they lying. It was 2. It was 2pm it was 2pm It

[Damaris]

WAS 2pm no, if you pee next to a playground at 2pm put you on like you deserve to be on 100. Do not take your dick out around children.

[Mall]

Yeah, that's wild. I Ain't got to pee that bad.

[Damaris]

I thought you were saying, like, they were just pissing at a playground at night just with the thought that children have been here.

[Baby D]

No, because.

[Damaris]

But they should be locked up too, though, then. Yeah, that's a sick thought. I was.

[Baby D]

I was. I would say something dependent on depending on what the charge was. N. I'm lying. If it's my home girl, I'm saying something regardless. But if she just a. Cool like. She just cool like. I don't. We ain't really that close, cuz. She might be sick too. They might be sick together, so

[Damaris]

that's not one of those things you should be quiet about. Like, remember when they asked Cameron, like, about snitching on 60 Minutes? And. And they were like, all right, let's get this clear, Cam, if there's a serial killer next to you, would you not call the police? And he was like, I mean, I'd move, but I wouldn't call the police and say, serial killer in 4e. You should call the police.

[Mall]

Yeah, definitely. First of all, that was a classic. That was a classic moment.

[Damaris]

If you know your associate, homegirl. Not even your real homegirl and her man are on some nasty shit. Don't ignore it.

[Mall]

Yeah. Nah, definitely calls tell somebody.

[Damaris]

Call the authorities.

[Mall]

Yeah, but homie, in this. In this case, he definitely, definitely say something.

[Damaris]

What did uptown think of that Cameron interview? You were outside. I was. I was a teenager.

[Mall]

People were split on it.

[Damaris]

Some people saying he wasn't 10 toes,

[Mall]

some people saying he was. Some people was like, yo, that's. That's not the definition of that. Like, you don't owe that serial killer no loyalty.

[Damaris]

Like, was that Anderson Cooper?

[Mall]

No, I feel like that was Hugo Cameron. That wasn't Anderson Cooper. That was.

[Damaris]

Oh, Ed Bradley, maybe. No. Was it 60 Minutes? Whoever asked it, they had the funniest reaction of all. Like, they were. It was Anderson Cooper.

[Mall]

It was. Okay, bro.

[Damaris]

Anderson Cooper's face during that entire. I don't even think Cam believes that.

[Mall]

Nah, man. If.

[Damaris]

If a serial killer lives next door to Camron in. In New Jersey right now. Now, I think him calling the police. Anybody should call the police 1,000%.

[Mall]

Absolutely. If it's a serial killer, yes. Call the authorities. There's no questions asked. Absolutely. Or be next. Is that part of it?

[Damaris]

First of all, my mother lived in the same building as Son of Sam.

[Mall]

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Damaris]

During the entire thing, she lived in the exact same building. Different floors, but same building in Yonkers. And in retrospect, my mom, even. That never even says joking. You couldn't have been in a safer place. He killed everywhere. Like, the safest place to be is living next door to this. Like, yeah, that was the safest place.

[Mall]

You don't do nothing here.

[Damaris]

You know, my mom live.

[Mall]

Unless you. I mean, Dahmer.

[Baby D]

Unless you his type.

[Mall]

Dahmer was frying up right next door.

[Damaris]

He ain't give a. I be fucking

[Baby D]

crying up is crazy. RFPs to the victims.

[Damaris]

I be fucking with my mom a lot. I'd be. Yo, that dog got to you too, Ma?

[Mall]

The dog.

[Damaris]

Well, that's David Berkowitz said that the dog was telling him the dog that was next door to him was telling him to kill everybody. I'm like, mom, that dog got to that whole building. Y' all a little weird.

[Mall]

All right, well, Baby D, welcome back.

[Baby D]

Thank you.

[Mall]

Happy to have you back. Hopefully you feeling good. You know what I mean? Got a little. Little rest. As much as you could turned up a little bit. It's good to see you back safe and sound. Good to see you too, Roy. I don't wanna. I'm not.

[Damaris]

Appreciate it.

[Mall]

So I won't leave you out.

[Baby D]

Can we have another pop up that, like, I could be there like, I want to, like.

[Mall]

Sure.

[Baby D]

We're gonna have a wear merch for the fans.

[Mall]

For sure. We have another one.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Mall]

Make sure you're here for that one.

[Baby D]

I will.

[Damaris]

We do my birthday. We do. At the office.

[Mall]

Oh, yeah. Your birthday is in a month, right? Another month?

[Damaris]

I mean, once May, but yeah, it's getting there, I guess.

[Mall]

Was you 37 this year?

[Damaris]

36.

[Mall]

36. Okay.

[Damaris]

No, no, no. We're doing industry 29.

[Mall]

29 this year. All right.

[Damaris]

Last year.

[Baby D]

Hold on.

[Damaris]

Last year in my 20s. Last year in my 20s.

[Mall]

There you go. He can get off. 29. He can get it off. This your last year?

[Damaris]

This one rough. My last year.

[Mall]

Last year in your 20s?

[Damaris]

Last year. 20. Fine.

[Mall]

All right, man. Don't look at me. First of all, don't look at me when you say 25. We'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that. He's just ginger. Welcome back, baby.

[Baby D]

Dude, no worry.

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[Baby D]

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