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No conductor,
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no chlorine,
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Whatever. Whatever happened to mono, though? Like, did they get rid of mono like that? Got rid of polio?
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No.
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When was the last time you ran something like, yeah, no, I can't come out this week. I got motto.
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It's a young man's disease, okay?
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It's like a chickenpox thing. You get the antibodies for it. Did you ever have mono? Yeah, Neither did I. I wasn't cool enough.
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You had motto. You never had mono. I feel like every white boy had mono. No, that's like your being like a rite of passage. You're not a white man until you've had Sierra.
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That part of the post is not real.
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Oh, it's not real?
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No.
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Oh, well, we were recording.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, she's.
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Look, look, I was doing research.
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I'm making sure it wasn't over there taking photos.
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No, I'm doing researching to tell him that that's not. I was trying to find a source. It wasn't real. It wasn't confirmed.
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Well, welcome back, Page. You can keep all that. Whatever. How's everyone doing? Top of the week, man.
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I feel great. I feel great.
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Weather's starting to turn back.
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How you feel? You look good now. You got that pleasure principal Janet Jackson hair on. I see you. I was there for Pleasure Principal. You wasn't even there, baby. He wasn't even born yet.
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No, I wasn't.
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See, that's what I'. You don't even know where that's from.
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You can thank Maul for that.
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You just put it on and just thought. You look at. You don't even know who originated that right there.
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First of all, Pleasure principal. Hair is natural hair.
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I'm.
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You know what I'm saying? Pleasure. That wasn't pleasure principle. You think of control. Pleasure principle was the.
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It was a straight.
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Straight.
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Real knee pads on.
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Yeah, this is. Yeah. Was you there, cuz? I was there.
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I don't think I was there. I was there for pleasure principle. Believe that. Okay, I was. I was young, but I was there. I was outside. I had to be upstairs at a certain time, but I was outside.
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Well, how was your weekend, Ma?
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My weekend was great, man.
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I didn't get to see the Michael movie, which we'll get to.
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Oh, my God. You part of the problem. You part of the problem. Who else didn't see it? Raise your hand. Damaris, Ryan, Pe, Rory. So nobody in here went to see
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Janet and Paris are not supporting it, so neither am I.
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We don't care about what Janet's supporting right now. It's about Michael. Little Michael. Remember little Michael?
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Yeah. Little Michael was dead, though.
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Yo.
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God.
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Yo, he's dead, all right? Wait till we got to talk about Meg. Had the same energy. When it's time to talk about Meg, the same energy you got for little Michael we're gonna have about me.
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But Michael was dead. He's not getting any money from this. He's dead, unfortunately.
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So if Janet was getting the money, you'd support.
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Hell yeah.
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See, that's a problem.
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How is that a problem?
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She's not the estate.
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Yeah, she's not the estate.
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Oh, wow. That's who we should be giving the money to?
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His estate. Yeah, I'm just on the side of giving it to Michael Jackson's estate. Okay, but since none of y' all saw it, let me spoil it for everybody in here. First of all, round of applause for Jafar Jackson. Listen, man. So, yes, I did see the Michael Jackson movie. And I will say that it is a movie I think everybody should see. Now, I know understand Janet is not supporting it. His daughter Paris came out and said she's not supporting it. And I get that. Right. But in Paris also said she understands everybody's going to see it anyway because it's a movie about Michael Jackson, the most iconic artists we've ever had. First things first, Jafar Jackson's role in this movie. Rory, obviously is a huge role that any actor probably would be asked to do and feel like, damn, I gotta get this right. I'm here to say that I think Jafar Jackson was born for this specific movie in this role right here. It was almost scary at times how much he sounded like Michael, how much he looked like Michael, his mannerisms. And it was so great that I would not be surprised if it came out that they used CGI in a lot of scenes to kind of like alter his face a little bit because that's how much he. It was hard to tell that it wasn't like you really forgot that that wasn't Michael in some scenes.
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Yeah.
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So his performance was incredible. It kind of glossed over a lot of things. It moved quick as far as the time jumps. But again, it's a two hour film to try to cover one of the most iconic artists ever. So you can't get everything in there. But I think overall they did a great job with the movie. I think everybody should go see it. I think you would enjoy it. The one thing that I do like is the performance scenes. The way that it's shot, it feels like you're look, you're watching a concert. So like, that was kind of cool to be watching a movie and then it jumped into a performance and you feel like you're watching a real performance. But yeah, overall, to me, I think it was great. I loved it. I understand some people don't really like it. Didn't really, you know, care for it too much. I understand the business side of it. There will be a sequel. The way it ended, it's clear that it will be a part two. I think it's already been confirmed that there will be a part two. I think the studio already greenlit the sequel.
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Where did it end? Like, what time period for part one?
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1990. Was it 88 or 91? 88, I think 91, I think in London.
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Got it.
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I think is where it ended. His performance of Bad and. And. Oh, then they.
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Part two. They have a lot to cover in London.
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Yeah, it Might have been 88 or 91. He was in London.
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Includes in 84. Around 1984. Found the final show of Jackson's Victory tour. Yeah, so they have a lot to cover for this part.
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No, it was after that. It was after. It was like either 88 or 91. I can't remember. But it ended with his performance of Bad in London. But yeah, it was. It was. It was a great movie. I think that anybody that was a. Is a fan of Michael Jackson. Anybody that, you know, grew up watching him, I think that if we watched everything else, that was Michael Jackson, whether it was the American Dream series on. Was that VH1. Love that moonwalker. I put people on the moonwalk. People don't even know Moonwalker. They never seen the Moonwalker movie before. I'm like, how y' all never saw Moonwalker with Joe Pesci and Michael Jackson? Like, so people started watching that. So anything that I'm. I mean, listen, this is who I grew up on. So anything Michael Jackson, I'm going to support it. But I think that they got it right. I think Jafar Jackson, his role. He may win an Oscar for this.
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Yeah, okay.
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Like, that's how, like, it was scary how his mannerisms, like, the way he would walk, the way he would. He was dancing, and the way he would just like his. Hold his hands in his face. And it was just. It was the. The costumes, the. The. I mean, they got everything to a T. Even the background dancers that were in Bad and you know what I'm saying? Like, they all were wearing the same shit. Like, it was incredible the way they put this together. And I think that anybody that supports Michael Jackson and is a fan will love the movie.
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I hope he performs at the Oscars. That would be cool as Mike.
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That would be incredible. That would be a cool. Here's his role. Like, when y' all see it. Y' all understand what I'm talking about? Cause it was times where I'm looking at it and I'm like, Holy shit. Like, the very little nuances that Michael did. Like the way he would, like, you know, just when he's sitting down and his posture, like, it was almost like you were watching Michael Jackson. And again, if they came out and said, well, we use CGI in certain scenes to kind of like blend actual Michael footage with Jafar, I would not be surprised. That's exactly how. And that's not taking nothing away from Jafar thinking that he couldn't do it without that. But it was so perfect and spot on that it would not surprise me if they leaned on technology a bit in the movie.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm glad to hear. Because I've been. Been seeing mixed reviews.
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Somebody. So, baby, do you say you saw people saying they hate it?
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Yeah, I saw nothing but bad reviews.
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I've seen mixed bags. Some people enjoyed it, some people didn't care for it. It's kind of been 50, 50. I mean, I'm seeing it regardless. So I don't really care too much about reviews, but I am excited to see it.
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Now you. I think you. I think you'll like it. I think if you like Michael Jackson and obviously you love his story and his art, and I think you would enjoy the movie.
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I want to be in part two. I want to be an extra that passes out. Like, push. Push me out on the gurney.
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Like they did in his few footage of women falling out. It was. I didn't see no men passing out, though.
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I mean, I've seen concert footage of men passing out.
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Yeah, but I don't know if you want to.
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I don't know if you need to be one.
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I gotta study the game film. I'm gonna go back and watch the real ones and see if I can get the pass out game. All right. You know, safety. They put some pillows down.
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Yeah.
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But I'm gonna get there.
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I'm scared because I, like, literally was obsessed with the Jackson. So I have seen every performance from every angle and no way too much about that family to see it and be like, this is all just because, like, what it appears to me from the clips that I've seen is just a bunch of performances of him, like, reenacting Michael. Famous performances. And I'm like, I'd rather just watch Michael do this than, like, no. But also, I think the Jackson's An American Dream. That was one of my favorite. Like, I used to watch that. Watch it with the commercials, you know, if you watch that shit with the commercials, like, you. You dedicated. I used to watch that shit, like, every time it came on. Sit in front of the TV and watch that. If it's not better than that, then it's like it's.
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Well, see, it's hard to be better than that because they had more time to tell a story because it was a series.
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Yeah.
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And each episode was probably an hour. So I mean, it's harder to beat that. But when you look at this movie, you're not gonna feel like, oh, it could have been better. Like, I didn't leave out of there thinking, like, it could have been better. I left out of there like, okay, like, I'm not mad at that.
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Like, so some of the critiques that I heard is that Joe and Katherine, all, all the characters, really supporting characters, were very one dimensional. Like for exact example, they were saying the Jackson's the American Dream story. Like, it, it softened Joe up, but also, shoot. It showed how bad he was, but also showed like, different. The same with the mother. And they're like, it's just kind of like they had Colman Domingo and Nia Long and they didn't write well enough for them to really get in their acting bag and show what amazing actors they are. Does that make sense? Can you agree?
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I mean, I mean, I get that. I think Colman Domingo did a good job though, as Joe. I think Neil Long did a good job as Captain with the, you know, with the script that they had. But I think I'm more so. I was. You know, it's Michael, it's about his, you know, his life and, you know, his point of view. Um, and I think they got it right. Like, it's, it's. I don't. I can. I don't see them being able to have done it any better. They definitely couldn't have casted a better Michael Jackson. Yeah, no, there's no way. Like, we've seen, we've seen notoriously flex. Flexes Michael Jackson. Like, we see what they did with that one. Like, it just. It. No, this, this, this Michael Jackson, even the Michael in American Dream, like, he was good. He did a good job. But Jafar Jackson, he was born to play this role. And this is his first, this is his acting debut, which is insane to think about. Like, you have to act and mimic the most iconic artist ever in your first acting debut. Like, and he's your uncle. So you had like the family pressure. You know, your dad is probably, you know, obviously this was your uncle. You grew up around him and you know what I'm saying? But to have to portray your uncle who's the Most famous human being probably ever. And this is the first time you've ever stood in front of a camera and acted what he did. Like, this is no short of. This is just the universe working and saying, like, this is the role that Jafar Jackson was born to play.
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You think you could play your uncle?
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I don't know if I could play my uncle. I mean, I did some of the things my uncle did. I did. I definitely did some of the things.
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I definitely wanna see you play your uncle.
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I did. I did some of the things my uncles did for sure. But I don't know. I don't know if we're gonna put that.
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Okay. It wouldn't come to you naturally.
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Nah, nah, nah. See, none of my uncles. My uncles are notorious for other things. When they said beat it, they was beating up.
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All right, all right.
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Yeah, they already portrayed it in pain in full. They don't need that story again.
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Yeah, we got that story already. We don't. We don't need to keep doing that. We don't need to keep doing that. But, yeah, definitely the movie. I think y' all are gonna enjoy it. And I'm. I'm gonna see it again.
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Yeah. Well, no, I mean, even though I'm, you know, not to the same degree because of the singing and dancing, but I thought, like, o' Shea did a great job for his first action debut playing his pops, for sure. I. I went in there going, like, all right, his son's playing that. Hasn't really acted. But no, he smoked that role for sure. He smoked the Ice Cube role, so.
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But even that's a little easier, right? It's easy to kind of portray a rapper from the 80s. And, you know when you talk about you have to dance.
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Well, there's like, seven people in Times Square doing it right now.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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And them be killing it.
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Listen, y' all didn't see this yet. When y' all go see what Jafar Jackson did as Michael Jackson, I'm telling you, bro, this is gonna you up. That's why I'm telling you. I'm leaning on the side. If it comes out like, nah, they use cgi. I would be like, okay, that make. It's because the way he was moving. I'm talking about everything. If you watched Michael as much as I did growing up, you notice everything about him. And then they have, like, these clips online, which I love now, where they're showing Michael's performance of that same song that Jafar did. And it's like, literally everything is on, like, do you know how much studying that takes? Not just the dance moves, but, like, in between the dance move, the way he's holding his arm and moving his feet, like, and then moving his head. It's. Bro, it's incredible the way that they nailed this, Jafar's performance. It's incredible. Whoever worked on him on the choreography I saw him talking about, it took two years for him to prepare for this. But he got it right, man. He got it right. And for this to be his debut, I think it just speaks to how talented Jafar Jackson really is. But this was the role that, without a doubt, I think he was born to play.
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Got you. Who do you think's gonna play Prince?
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Prince, Yeah. I don't know.
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And too bad they don't have the scene that I forgot. Was it Quincy Jones that told that story when Mike tried to run over Prince?
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Oh, yeah, like, at the awards.
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That'd be great to have in Part
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two, he threw a little shot at Prince in the movie. They threw a little. Like, a little shot. Well, it wasn't nothing. It was just something like, he was laying in the pool. And one bit I'm spoiling for y', all, they was laying in the pool. All the Jackson around the pool. So Jermaine and all them was like, yo, Mike, what are you doing? He's kind of like, on the floaty in the pool, sunbathing. And then like, he like, yo, I'm just. I'm just hoping that the creator gives me a great song. Like, if I don't sit out here and, you know, for the. Waiting for the Creator to give me a great song, he might give it to Prince. So that was the one shot that they kind of threw at Prince in the movie, which was, like, everybody laughed, you know, like, Jermaine and all them laugh.
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Yeah.
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The fact that Janet wasn't even mentioned in the movie is crazy.
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Okay, so that's. That's nuts.
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Then, like, not mentioned. I'm talking about. They didn't say Janet at all.
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Yeah.
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The entire movie.
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And them lawyers work, boy.
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And it's crazy because a lot of the times when they were showing 84, 88, like, Janet had huge records out. Like, she was doing her thing in 88. Like, so for them not to even mention. Like, I'm talking about. Not even say, I'm so proud of what Janet is doing right now. Like, there was no mention latoya was in the movie. She had. She had lines like. I'm just like, wait, the second famous Jackson. We don't even mention.
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You know, what's so crazy in. In the Jackson's An American Dream, the series. She's barely mentioned in that as well. She's in it. Barely. But when I say it's bare. If you go back and watch. She's not really in that either. Either.
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Damaris. They didn't say Janet in this movie.
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Yeah.
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Like I'm talking about.
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That's. That's nuts.
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Huh? Nothing. Your sister. All we saw was Latoya. That was it.
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Damn. Ribi wasn't in it either.
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Hell nah. Ruby ain't getting no airtime.
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Damn.
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So I'm saying it was just Latoya
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and Ribi, the oldest Jackson. That's crazy.
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No airtime. It was straight Latoya. I was like, well, no, because it was at a dinner table, and Michael said, shut up, Latoya. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't need. Ribey. Didn't get no airtime. Yeah. No, listen, man, I love.
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The only air time for Latoya is shut up, Latoya.
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No, no, no. She had lies.
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They said Latoya was all over the movie.
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She was a big supporter of this film. Yeah, she had.
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She had. She had. She had a role. Yeah, she was next to. She was next to Katherine a lot in the movie. Their mom, like, she was there, like. But I'm talking about. They didn't mention Janet.
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Yeah.
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Which is crazy, because in 88, she might have had a number one song. In 88, like, they didn't.
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Damn.
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They didn't bring up Giovanni.
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Giovanni? Who's that?
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Giovanni is the last Jackson.
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If they didn't bring up Janet, you think Jovani got some light in this?
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Well, it's. They didn't bring up Janet because Janet didn't want to be brought up. That's the difference.
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But Jovani ain't get no airtime. Now, the sequel, Part two, maybe Giovanni in there doing something. I don't know. We ain't gonna speak to that. But part one. Ain't no Giovanni in there. Giovanni. Janet. Bubbles had a role in that. Bubbles had crazy air time.
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Do you see John Mulaney do a fake interview with Bubbles?
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No.
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It's hilarious. I didn't definitely watch that. I'll send you the clip after this.
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Yeah, but definitely check it out. So y' all could come in here and tell me if y' all thought it was good or if y' all were on the side. If you hated it. I think Peach is gonna love it. Something about it just tells me Peach is gonna.
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I mean, if. If I dye my hair. Do you think I could play Prince Jackson in part two?
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Nah, I don't. I don't see that for you. I don't know if I see that.
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All right, blanket, then. If you give me a wig, I could be blanket.
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No, put a blanket over you and hand you over the balcony.
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I think that we could do that. You didn't see when I did that for Amar's first album. Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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Well, for the women, if there's any listening. The Devil wears Prada 2 comes out this weekend.
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Ooh, they gonna be in that theater. Boy, they gonna be in it. That was. I might have to go see that.
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Yeah, they'll be in there. A lot of. Lot of single ladies. They're gonna be there for Devil.
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We're proud of you.
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Yeah, it's a lot of single ladies now.
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It was a lot of. It was a lot of ladies going out to see. I know, I know.
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I'm just trying to piss the bear.
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I know where you going. I know where you going. I know. I know where you going.
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Not summertime. That's all I'm saying.
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It's summertime. Speaking of summertime. The summer is amongst us, baby D. No, it's not.
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It's 50 degrees outside. It'
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endless summer tour.
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It's 69 degrees today. First of all, that's number one. So you can go get margarita. You can go get. Go get a margarita.
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It ain't hit 69 yet. We got the heat on in the office.
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No, it's not my mama.
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The heat is on. Me and Roy were freezing.
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No, it was. It was.
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The heat is on in here.
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Yes, they warmed.
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It was still cold, Right? Exactly.
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It feels, like, comfortable. I don't feel like. No heaters on it.
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It was brick when I walked in.
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Really? But you, like, you're from the Caucus Mountain, so we understand that.
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No, I don't get cold. I like being cold. If I'm cold, it's cold in here. Like, I'm sweating.
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Usually.
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I walked in, I had my coat out, and I was shivering. It was so cold when we walked in here.
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Y' all might be. Are you okay? You might be getting.
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I'm perfectly fine. I eat my steak, baby. Red beans, eggs, Iron high.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And my iron supplements. Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'm good.
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All right.
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Type feet. Never cold. You ever had a girl put her feet on you in bed? They cold. Nah, everything warm.
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You ever had cold feet?
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She's definitely had cold feet before.
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I've had cold feet before when I was Younger, but I, you know.
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Would you have cold feet for cold.
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Oh, you mean cold feet, like.
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Yeah, like, nervous. Like, ain't no blood circulating to my
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limbs right now, literally.
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I thought y' all meant, like, anemia.
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No, Damaris, we're not asking you if you had anemia when you were a kid.
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I was anemic.
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Okay, but we don't care about that. We're not asking if you were anemic. We asking, have you ever had cold feet as a woman?
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I feel like Kofi is something, like, when you about to make a commitment, and you don't know if you want to make that commitment. I never been there yet.
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Gotcha.
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Okay.
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You don't got her. Like, you know, she lying. Like, she's lying.
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Hey, man. Hey, dog.
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All right. You, man. Megan. Clay broke up, dog. I don't know. Like, baby D. I thought about you as soon as it hit the waves.
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Yeah. How are you, by the way?
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How are you feeling?
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I am fine.
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Nah, nah, don't do that.
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Cause you came.
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You was checking on Clay during the season. Like, is he playing good? How is he doing? Is he all right?
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I don't like ugly.
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Yeah, but don't say you fine now,
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because I'm fine, and Meg is gonna be fine. I don't know if Clay gonna be fine.
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Well, I mean, since they were your goals, what are you gonna do?
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They were never my goals. My. Okay, thank you.
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But y' all was happy.
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I was happy for Max. I want Meg to be happy. She seemed.
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Yeah, we were all rooted for Meg. We thought that, you know, they would last longer than they did. But this was a quick one, wasn't it? Because when it started, right before the season started, Season ain't been over.
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I think they've been together since July or something, but we never know because they haven't shared that. But I think it was since around July.
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But they soft launched around. When did she post that photo? And we saw, like, Clay's foot on by the pool. Remember, they soft launched because we talked about that photo, how she looked great.
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I think it was right before the season or something.
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Right before the season, it was still summertime. Yeah. So they didn't make it to the next summer. So a little less than a year.
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It's rough. It's sad, man. N ain't shit.
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So now what is the reason? Because I've been seeing all kinds of things. You know, they making stupid videos saying this is the moment Clay knew he wasn't for. And they was at some award show, and Meg Was like, singing. And I know that.
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And that video is AI.
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I know it is. I know that's lies. But what is the real. I saw what Meg posted. Can we pull up what Meg posted on her story?
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Yeah, I mean, there's not really any speculation there. It's kind of straight up. She kind of gave us the entire press release, baby.
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Dude, do you want to read this?
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Oh, you know, I just noticed that cold feet entendre y' all were doing. I didn't even remember that was in the thing. Okay. Cheating had me around your whole family playing house. Got quote, unquote, cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season. Now you don't know if you can be, quote, unquote, monogamous. I need a real break after this one by y'. All.
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Doesn't really leave any room for questions, I think.
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So cheating is what she started with. So Klay Thompson cheated on Meg the Stallion, and then he had her around his whole family playing house.
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Yeah. All the content. They were content creators.
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And then he got cold feet. Okay, but now she's saying you're saying you don't know if you can be monogamous.
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Okay.
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And that he was horrible through his horrible ass. He was horrible to her horrible mood swings because he was playing like dirt all season.
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Yeah, see, that's the thing, Rory. You can't be a professional athlete and not play well and then go home and be upset because you're not playing well. And your wife. Well, not wife, but your girlfriend has to deal with that and then cheat and then go cheat on her. Now you can't do that.
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That's crazy.
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Like, if you're gonna cheat, at least be happy through your playing bad. Like, go come home like, yo, you know, baby, sorry. I'm gonna bounce back. It's all right. Rough season, but it's all right. You know, I'm happy to be with you. You gotta. If you gonna cheat, you gotta be, like a joy to be around. You can't be a horrible partner.
A
Like, they never happy, though. A cheater is always got an attitude. You would think you getting double cheated
B
cause they wanna be with their real girlfriend. I don't even think that they wanna be with the woman that they like.
A
I don't even think it's that. I think a lot of that shit outside of, like, men who just have an addiction to pussy, I think a lot of that shit be you trying to cheat to heal something inside. Cause you m. Ain't working. You could 400. It ain't gonna stop that knee from falling off the bone.
C
I mean, he has a lot of pressure going on the season. Like, you know, maybe he just needs to clear his mind. It's a little selfish, if you ask me. Or.
B
Or maybe Klay Thompson just can't be
C
monogamous because I've heard people say they cheated because their grandmother died. I don't think they could judge Klay Thompson for cheating because he's having a bad season.
B
Yeah, but maybe it's the way. Because it sounds like. It sounds like they had a conversation from what she Meg posted. Right.
A
It sounds like he got. He had.
B
Got caught cheating.
A
Yeah, right.
B
And then had. They had a conversation. And then part of the conversation, he said, I don't know if I can be monogamous.
C
Okay. Well, I mean, at least there's.
B
So is he like, does he get any type of understanding? Because if he said, I don't know if I can be monogamous, it's the
C
honorable thing to say after you get caught cheating instead of trying to gaslight the situation and then get back in a relationship relationship where you're just going to keep cheating. I mean, it still doesn't clean anything up. But that is the right thing to say afterwards. Like, well, okay, clearly I can't be monogamous, so us trying to work this out probably is pointless.
A
Is.
C
Which I'm not saying Clay is honorable for anything here, but if you're good, I mean, if you have to say something right at that moment, that would be the right thing to say.
A
The way I read this, and again, I don't know these people, just me interpreting. The way I read this is that he had got caught cheating before, and then she let it go. And then a conversation came about when he got caught cheating again, like, oh, I don't know if I could be monogamous. Or he just bought it up like, hey, let me talk to you. I'm getting cold feet. I don't know if I could be monogamous, but the cheating had me around your whole family. That sounds like you guys caught cheating before and she might have swept her under the rug.
B
Who got cold feet for just wanting to just having a girlfriend after a few months.
A
No, I don't think it's that. I think.
B
Cause cold feet is usually a term for when we're engaged.
A
Yeah, I think that that that relationship got more serious and he started to get scared because the cold. The got cold feet. They done bought a house together, they spending holidays together. I think that relationship was getting really, really serious. And that's when I got cold feet. Came from. Yeah, I think it was headed into settle down territory. But this is where people be evil. I don't wanna just say men. Cause they swear I hate men.
B
We gonna get into that? That's next. Don't worry.
A
This is where people be evil. Because when shit feeling good, feeling good, you lean into it, but you know that this person is becoming, is taking you just as serious as you're pretending to take them. Or even if you are taking them, and then you're not taking the time to sit back and be like, am I really ready for this? You just rolling with the punches. And then some shit happened where you get caught cheating. It's like, whoa, I don't know if I'm ready to be serious. It's like, you should have had that conversation with her and with yourself before you go and buy a house with somebody. Before you go and make it seem like you're ready for the next step. Like, that's where you don't get no grace. Because you should have been had that conversation with yourself or with her. That's why it's like, well, he told her he can't be monogamous. Like, at least he was honest.
C
Well, yeah, not when you're leading someone
A
to think that you're being monogamous. Like, no.
C
Now we have a mortgage together, and my parents are living here too.
B
But to be fair, Damaris, you do understand how sometimes, like, a man will truly like you and want to be with you. But then he realized, like, he look at one day, like, damn, like, this moving fat. And I don't want to disappoint her. And, like, because it's not that I don't want to be with her, but like a home, like a house together. This is marriage.
C
Yeah.
A
Yeah. Like, I don't know how many steps you got to go through to buy a house. You gotta sign mad paper. You didn't have that thought at no point at that time.
B
But see, but this is what happens sometimes, right? When you like somebody and it's like, okay, cool. And Klay Thompson seems like he's a. A decent guy. I don't know him. I'm just saying, he seems. He seems like a decent guy. So he seems like if Meg is happy and she wants to get a home, he don't seem like the guy that's gonna be like, nah, shorty, slow down. I ain't getting no house with you. He don't seem like the guy that'll do that. He seemed like the guy that'd be like, all right, cool, let's do it. He seems like that type of guy. Like, come on. All right, cool. Let's do it. We can get a house. So what I'm saying is he looked
C
up one day, but that's Clay's fault, man.
B
I'm not saying it's not. I'm not saying it's not. But I'm just saying sometimes men are in relationships where they do like their girls and they don't want to tell her no, even though in their heart, they feel like, damn, I don't know if I want to get a house with you yet, though. But that's because then that's another conversation. Why? You know why you don't want to get a house with me?
A
No, I feel like I can see
C
some people doing that with meeting parents or holidays, something like that. You can have a completely reasonable conversation with most people and saying, hey, I think the house thing is a step a little too quick. You can. I don't think anyone would be offended if after a few months, you can. I say, hey, let's buy a house. And she's like, I think let's wait on that one.
B
You can and you should, right? But we all know people, sometimes they get in relationships and it's like, just for their partner to be happy, they just go with it. And internally, they like, damn, I don't know if we should get a house. Because a lot of the times people are there, avoid conflict. Clay may feel like if he said, yo, I don't know if we should get a house together, maybe he felt like that would have been an argument. Not an argument, but that would have been something that Meg would have questioned, like, why you don't want to get a house together. Why you don't want to live together.
A
Speaking completely in, like, third party, whatever, not even in reference to them. A lot of the times people are not honest about them being hesitant about shit. Because they know if they say, hey, this is going a little bit too fast. Like, I don't know if I'm really there. And that person is like, okay, got it. I'll match that energy. They can't handle that. Like, if you are not as they be wanting people to be super, super serious about them, even though they're not that serious, and they don't want to break that facade, because once they break that facade and you give somebody informed consent, then it's like, oh, you're not that serious. Serious. Well, let me Match your energy. And I'm not that serious. And that doesn't feel good when that person.
B
Yeah, but that don't mean I'm not that serious about you, because I'm not ready to get a house.
A
No, I'm not saying. I'm saying that serious. You can be serious, but not that serious. You're not ready.
B
A house is very serious. That's marriage.
A
Exactly, Exactly.
B
We're married. If you have a house.
A
Marriage, serious. I'm serious, but I'm not marriage serious. And again, if you. If you cheating on somebody and you lying to them about being monogamous, but you're not really monogamous, you're not serious at all.
B
Like, you could have half my closet. You can bring some of your over here. Yeah, you know, I might have fresh here. Yeah, I might have some of your over there. Yeah, we got the dual vanity sink. I got my. My. This my sink, right? You. Man, we all been there. We got the dual van. It's my sink. I'm over here. Your over there, right? Come on, baby. Know what that is? You got more. You got more floss picks over there. Let me get some of those. Like, you know how that go, right? I do a home fam. That's a whole nother level. Like, we got a house together. That is a whole nother step in a relationship that I just sometimes, you know, you gotta take your time getting there. But I do understand if you're not, you know, you don't want to tell your girl no. And you're not confrontational, and you feel like, oh, if you say that, she gonna be ready to.
A
And I don't even want to just put that on Meg asking for that. Because I bet a million dollars. That was Clay idea. I bet a million dollars. That was his idea. Because that's how niggas operate.
B
You're not wrong.
A
I don't bet a million dollars that was his.
B
I ain't gonna know if I'm. I'm not gonna put an M on it, but. But I could see a man doing that as well. Yes, I could see a man.
A
When y' all in love. It's just. It. Let's just get like.
B
And especially.
C
Was he in Dallas before they met?
A
Yes.
C
Okay. Because I was gonna maybe give him benefit doubt of, like, all right, I'm moving anyways. No, I gotta find a crib. We're in love. Not.
B
But not only that. Not only that, but when, you know, athletes and they have money, they do like this all the time. Like, they love bomb. With a house that's. They love Bomb. No, I love Bomb is crazy house.
C
Buy shit for, like, buy a apartment for a girl they're messing with, but it's in her name. Like, yeah, they just buy the shit for them. It's not like, yeah, if they break up. It's whatever. They always look like. You putting both y' all names on this shit. Yeah, this is our house.
B
That's what they do to make you feel like you want to play house, let's play house for the season. You know what I'm saying? Clay started.
C
While I'm on the road, you in the house.
B
Yeah. Like, Clay started getting, you know, even though he's a. He's a. He's a NBA, he's an all star, but it's like, you know, he got a different type of attention once he was dating Meg.
C
Oh, absolutely.
B
He ain't no slouch.
C
Maybe not more, but a different type from a different type of.
B
Different type of attention. He's an all Star. He's a Hall of Famer, for sure. He's an NBA champion. He's done a lot in the NBA. He's a very accomplished player. But dating Meg the Stallion puts you in a different scope now.
C
Yeah, it's a different now.
B
The women look at you differently, your goals. You know what I'm saying? It's like, okay, you getting a different type of microscope now. When you step outside, it's like, that's Meg, thee Stallion's boyfriend. You know what I'm saying?
A
My bitch. Had the Bones reunite for this nigga's birthday.
B
The Bones, the Bones.
C
Bone thugs in harmony. I've never heard them be referred to as the Bones.
B
The Bones. I didn't know who that was.
A
The Bones reunited for this n birthday. He greatest birthday ever. Thanks, babe. I don't know if I could be monogamous, though. We gotta slow this down a little bit. Oh, a will make you want to slice your throat from ear to ear. I'm sorry, his throat, not mine. I' ma live and go date another. But slice his throat from ear to ear.
C
Cheating is wrong in all. All its forms. But yes. This is a little sick. If. If your girl gets busy, Bone on a flight to your birthday, and then you go another girl. Like, that's. That's kind of crazy. You got lazy crazy. All of them here.
B
It happens.
A
Now. One of the bones wasn't there. One of the bones is missing. But that's a. That ain't the point.
B
Yeah, see, she couldn't get all the Bones.
C
That's.
B
See, I.
C
You know. But the only group that ever worked with Big and Tupac.
B
Very true.
C
And easy.
B
Very true.
C
And then you just gonna someone else, man.
B
Listen, man. But we kind of, you know, it's boning Biggie. We were on the tape. I kind of was like knew that we would end up here at some point. Like, didn't think this fast, didn't think this soon. But you know.
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Meg ended it with I need a real break after this for now. Meg we love you up here Rory Ma. We support you right and we're here for you. We better not see you pop out with another no time soon nah if she fall left nah nah nah nah
C
nah nah nah no this is what
A
we not gonna do.
B
She said her words. I need a real break.
A
Very obviously, she's posting this on the Internet. She's mid emotion right now. This is. This is not logical.
B
I don't care. We on your ass, Meg. You better not pop out with no
A
40 years out unless it's something. Keep falling in love until it work. Don't let nobody rob you of the experience of falling in love. Keep falling in love until it work. Don't ever be sitting up there. Yeah, don't ever be sitting up there. Because I used to be like that. Like, I'm done. I'm not dating anymore. I'm done with. It's like, you gonna let a take opportunity to love away from you, but
B
you need you that. But after a breakup, you do need time to kind of like, you know.
A
Time for what? What you need time for?
B
To assess.
A
Assess what?
B
To recalibrate.
A
Why do I need to recalibrate?
B
To let that crotch air out a little bit. Was just dropping bombs in you, like, for a year. Don't come over here with that.
C
I mean, I was gonna say maybe sell the house first, but. Yeah, I guess you're saying how long
B
does it take to sell a house? About half a year, six months, seven
C
months, depending on the market.
B
Now, Texas is a great market.
C
Market.
B
Yeah. But Meg should all just say she should take some time at this time.
A
For what, though?
B
To just, you know, I mean, like, get her together mentally.
A
Her together. It's fine. You don't need that when A does you wrong. You don't need to heal from nothing. Like, you didn't do anything wrong. You didn't up. You didn't do nothing but offer genuine love. So what do you need to hear?
B
But see, that's heartbreak. Her heart is broken right now.
A
Is it? Yeah, clearly it hurts, but your heart not broken. It's still working. Still beating.
B
It's still beaten. But that. She got a leak in it
C
and all those details. You don't think Meg is heartbroken?
B
You don't think Meg is crying?
A
She's crying, sure.
B
I'm on that ugly crowd, though. She got her sweatsuit on in the house.
A
Yeah, fine.
B
She got to give it all that mavericks again.
A
When you feel ready, you will be ready. All I'm saying is you don't have to really heal from. You all right, bro, Chin up. You good?
C
You sound like a ball right now. This is crazy.
A
No, I'm not saying you shouldn't have your emotions and you shouldn't cry and you shouldn't go through all this.
B
She was on stage crying.
A
I don't like that thing that, that we women, we like. No, I have to. Something has to change about me because of something that somebody did to me. And it's like, no, you don't have to heal. You don't have to recalibrate. You're fine. Somebody misrepresented who they were to you and they didn't tell you the truth and you was dealing with some shit. They were lying about who they were and what they had to offer. You believe them and you got your feelings hurt. You don't have to change anything about you. You're fine. When you heal up and you feel ready, go date.
B
No, for sure. No, I agree with that. I'm just saying she got to take time though, have some discernment. When it come to these niggas, you got.
A
No. And I hate that.
B
Nah, don't hate it.
A
I hate that.
B
Don't hate it.
A
No, because what you're.
B
Pay attention.
A
What you're doing is taking the responsibility of somebody else's lies and put it on the person that's being lied.
B
That's not what I'm doing.
A
Nothing to do with this.
B
That's not what I'm doing.
A
You pretend to be somebody. If you walk in and say, I am this person and you gave me an ID that says that you are this person and I'm choosing to believe you, I don't have to have better discernment because you lied to me.
B
I understand that. But what I'm saying is you have to take your time when liking these dudes. Just take your time. Take your time. When it comes to liking these crazy
A
things, how much time do you need?
B
As much time as you need.
C
Yeah, everyone's different. But we all have serial monogamous friends, men and women. And every time they get out of a relationship, getting a new one, what happens?
A
Oh, I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about mall saying we'll move down to discernment, have better discernment.
C
Yeah.
B
Men and women, when it comes to.
C
When it's this fresh, you're still. She's human. She's going to have some type of guard up because she feels, from what we understand, duped, like he was not the person he pretended to be. Of course I'm not. It's natural to project that on the next person you're around. If you don't take enough time.
A
Yes.
C
To get over that certain thing.
A
Agree. But we're talking about.
C
Because once that guy starts saying all the right things, the same way Clay did. Her antennas are gonna go up and be like, I've heard this routine before. And he turned out to be a whole different person. She's human.
A
But that has nothing to do. I'm talking about this moss.
C
But that's discernment. And going into your next relationship, you're gonna have more of it because you just dealt with somebody that was not who they said told you the same thing.
A
Have all the discernment in the world. You can have all the discernment in the world. You will only find out what somebody, who somebody is when they let them their real selves show up.
C
Sure. I'm just saying take some time for
B
them to show them real. Their real selves don't move in together.
A
But how are you supposed to know that until you catch them lying? That's the thing. It's like, wait for them to show
B
their real self saying, whatever.
A
Some people show their self after three months. Some people show their real selves after seven years. There is no such thing as having discernment.
B
Take your time until you see the real person.
A
How do you. Oh, never mind.
B
I give up. Yeah, I give up. Take your time. Or we'll be right back after these commercial break again next year in 2027 saying, Damn, another one bites a dust.
A
But it doesn't matter how much time you take with a liar until the liar slips up. That's what I'm saying.
B
I understand.
A
You can have all the discernment in the world and find out she was dating a lust monster until how many years in you. You don't know until that signs are there.
B
You see the signs along the way. You ignore them because life is great and you happy. But you see some of the signs in the lust demon. You can see it.
A
I listen, I agree with that. I agree with that. But at the same time, then you don't know because it's like, well, you. I know you're less. I know the last person cheated on you. So I know you're expecting that to be me. But you know, you have to like
B
Rory, just say that's right there. Say that right there alone is like,
C
that's a red flag in my opinion.
B
Yeah, like, what if that ain't you? You ain't got to say that ain't you. You gotta announce that ain't you. Just be. Not just. Just not be. That. You don't gotta say, yeah, I know. You know? I know Clay, what he did last time, yo, he played it all wrong.
A
He played it All.
B
He played it all. I ain't that type of like. I don't know what Clay. He tripped.
C
Well, you know that's half of her DMS right now.
B
Of course it is. Of course it is. I could do better. Yo, he said Clay tripping. No, you tripping too. You just ain't tripped yet, but you gonna trip. That's what I'm saying. Just take your time. Take your time, Meg. Take your time. You're a beautiful, successful woman. Take your time. There's somebody out there that's gonna love you and you gonna be happy. Might not be a light skinned that could shoot.
A
Do whatever you want to do. Pray on it. God will send you the right person.
B
See, that's the problem. They put God in everything. God ain't always gonna answer it for you. He's somewhere doing something else with somebody else.
C
Right now. God is super busy and super tired
B
of his schedule was slammed.
A
Everybody needs the Bible enough.
B
Everybody needs something.
A
Yeah.
B
I don't read sometimes God give you the tools to use it yourself. Use them. Yeah, that's all that.
C
What. What is it about Meg that just. That brings the sass out of men? Yes. Anything. It just. It just turns men so feminine. It's. It's like a social experiment. Her specifically.
A
I don't even like putting feminine on.
B
What are y' all referring that these
A
be doing is not feminine. What are y' all referring to?
C
Just anytime Meg does anything good, bad, indifferent, it just brings out men on the Internet. People in such a sassy way.
A
People who hate women.
C
That's what they start acting like them.
A
No, they don't. Don't even. That's not even. That's not even acting like a woman. Like people. Women don't be on there. Tell me some. I hope she gets. She deserved to get this, this, this, this and all this violent ass. That's. That's. Man, it's just evil fucking people. Shit. It brings out evil people. When. When everything that happened with Meg Nig is here bouncing around happy she got cheated on and deep throwing Clay's dick because they want to be next in line.
B
There's men happy that May got cheated on.
A
Yeah, absolutely.
B
Why?
C
No, there's a whole part of the Internet that like really hates Megastalian.
B
But y' all gotta tell me why. Why do people hate. Why does it.
C
Do you think we know the answer to that?
B
Oh, okay.
A
I can only assume because they just love Tory Lanez so much out of here. Oh, you hate women. Like just. It's just like. Stop with The.
B
Oh, it's still some of that out there.
A
Yeah.
C
Oh, no, it's like, tripled.
B
Oh, okay. Yeah.
A
Mad of it.
B
Yeah. That's.
A
Then it's like o. It's. It's so. It's just. It's just a bunch of nasty.
C
It's just weird.
A
I don't even want to repeat.
C
Like, you can. You can just, like, you can have your thought. Everyone is entitled for the information they have to form an opinion of somebody else, especially public figure. But y' all just, like, it's nasty with. Y' all make. Yeah, it's borderline weird.
B
Yeah. Just not that invested. To be, like, happy that somebody got cheated on this. That's just weird. I don't care who it is. I'm not happy.
C
So strange.
A
It's weird. I also hate when. When some. When a man cheats on a woman and it's like, damn, she can't keep a man. Why are y' all putting the onus of somebody else's.
B
Yeah, sometimes the man wants to be with a man.
A
You know, I've been said that that
B
ain't got nothing to do with the woman he was dating.
C
Sometimes men want to be with Dory.
B
Sometimes your boyfriend wants to be with his boyfriend. And we don't judge.
A
No.
B
We just let people go on their own journey and we wish them well. Yeah. Right. But yeah, that's what it is. Sometimes, like, you know, sometimes it's just like people are fighting with who they really are and what they really want to be. So. And sometimes we're victims of that. It's called, you know, casualties of war. Sometimes we think we found our person and we can't figure out, like, you know, to what Baby D was saying. It's not your fault. It's not Meg's fault. Right. Sometimes, you know, people are just not happy for whatever reason, whether it be internally, whether it be, you know, they want to be with somebody else. You know, it's just. It's part of it. But the objective is to always make sure that you're good and you got your together and that, you know, I'm saying you're well taken care of no matter what, because, you know, life is life, man. And we, you know, you hope you find a partner that makes you happy and that you can live life with and do life with.
C
Yeah.
B
But sometimes where you got to let your boyfriend be with their boyfriend.
A
Very true.
B
And stay out of the way, and that has nothing to do with you.
A
I've become. I've hit, like, my tweets have started hitting, like, incel. Twitter.
C
Oh, you went. You went to war this weekend. I almost checked. I almost checked on you.
A
I couldn't tweet anything without. It's like, I'm like, how
B
he man woman haters club.
A
They really do. But it's no. It's like, reach, like, people who don't even know me. Like, it's not like, you know, like, the podcast verse of, like, you know, that's whatever. But it's people that don't even know me that are like. Because I said. I was like, damn, y'. All. Meg got the men triggered. Like, I said, mega. The men triggered. Just go lay down. Like, not right now. They're like, I'm not triggered. Why would you be triggered while people don't even know? You guys are too fucking parasocial. And it's like, oh, my God. It was a joke. Joke.
C
As a man, I felt attacked.
A
It was a joke, guys.
C
No, I feel. I think you hate men.
B
And I've.
C
I've felt really offended.
A
Oh, yeah, that's what I said. Every man on earth better tread lightly on around this. Meg has all the women triggered. Just go lay down. You would think that would just be a funny haha joke.
C
Like, no LOLs on Twitter. The LOL digs are over on Twitter.
A
LOL insult Twitter. It's crazy. I tweet. I also retweeted. This Is Us. That tweet went way too far. The scene and this is us where Beth and. And Randall were arguing, and Beth yelled like, he was like, if you wanted to dance any other time, I would have supported you when he was running for city councilman. And she was like, when? In between. Which one of your anxiety attacks?
B
Let's fuck that.
C
Can't do that.
B
Can't weaponize my anxiety.
C
Yeah, don't tell me to be vulnerable and open up and use it.
A
Y' all watch this is Us.
C
Y' all know Randall.
B
One of the greatest shows ever. One of the greatest shows ever.
A
Y' all know the context of fucking. This is Us.
B
Yes.
C
He.
A
Boy, they tore me up for that.
C
I'm like, he's a little insufferable.
A
At the time, he was the most insufferable person, bro. I said he was a great man. Not a good partner. Not always the best partner.
B
Yo, being in relationships is hard, man. Like, we don't talk about, like. It's because I think we do it so much, and we've been to so many. That shit is hard work. Being in a relationship like this, that's a lot of fucking work. And I think people don't really understand that. And I think especially when people have money, they feel like that's kind of like, you know, helps a lot of the issues. And it probably does when you have a certain lifestyle that you can afford to live where you can, you know, you can vacation when you want and you can travel and you could, you know, have beautiful nights out on dates and just that. Yes. But it's still a lot of work internally and mentally when it comes to relationships that I think a lot of people skip over and don't. They don't do. They don't take the time to really do that. And then being in a high profile relationship, it puts certain pressures on you as well. Like, you know what I mean? Like, maybe Clay was, was. Wasn't happy and didn't want to be with Meg a long time ago, but maybe Clay also didn't want to, like, you know, look like that type of guy and you know what I'm saying, like, hurt Meg. Like, it's a. I don't know them. So I'm just guessing here. Maybe Meg was just happy that she found somebody that she felt like, you know, wasn't, I guess, the prototypical type of guy she's used to dating as far as, you know, personality, you know what I mean? Like, so maybe she's like, okay, this is different from me. I like this. And I think public pressure, public perception added to that and kind of like fueled it in a way. Like, people, like, seeing y' all together, you know, it's like, okay, cool. And then you look up and you were like, damn, I didn't. I don't know if I really wanted to be in this relationship like this. Like, we went out on a couple dates, it was, I like her, it's cool. But now we live together in less than a year. I'm just saying, like, sometimes it's not just, he was cheating. Yes, that is a thing. Like if you cheat on your partner. Yes, that's all grounds to be, you know, mad, let's break up, all of that. But why did he cheat? Because cheating just means you're not happy. Something you're not fulfilled in your relationship.
C
No, some people, yes, in some cases, there's definitely that.
B
But that's what cheating is, stepping out on your partner.
C
That means you're not in your relationship. Some people just. Some people are happy, but also want to fulfill other women. Like, sometimes it's not about that.
A
There's nothing it's not about. You're not fulfilled in your relationship. It has nothing to do with the relationship. You just want to 5800 and you're
B
going to do that with single. But I feel like you know that about somebody. You would know that about your partner before getting in a relationship if they were that type of person where they just want to other people.
C
Like if they have videos of sucking toes at a day party.
A
No, but they're. But y' all act like they're not.
B
That gentleman wants to be.
C
If a woman dates that guy and he cheats, I'm looking at the woman like. I hate to victim blame here, but you saw a video him.
A
He probably the most faithful in the world.
B
That the dirtiest.
A
He's probably the most faithful freaked out in the world. He just.
B
You ain't never met a faithful freak
A
out mad faithful freaky.
B
No, it ain't okay. I never even heard of a faithful freak out freaked out. What is that?
A
You don't think there's people that are super freaky that can be faithful?
C
I think so.
A
Yeah. Like.
C
But I. I just don't think it's him. That's. Nah, I definitely foot in your mouth at a Houston Day party. No, I. I don't. I just don't think that's your w.
A
He probably would be but that's what
B
the problem they think this is the. The faithful. And then when he's at the next Mocha Fest in two weeks doing the same then they on Twitter and Instagram. Man like, girl, I'm gonna take my time next time.
A
I think he might be a little. I think he might have rode a bus that was shorter than the rest of them.
B
Don't do that.
A
No, I'm serious. I don't think like a normal. Like a human.
C
He definitely has a tick with that foot in his mouth.
A
Yeah, he's. Look at him like he's a little. He looks slow. Like you watch a slow cousin to the cookout out.
C
No, listen, maybe not the short bus, but he definitely got out at 2:15 before everyone.
B
But let's talk about how slow she got to be though to let that happen. How well you gotta be the letting
A
his foot in my put my foot in his mouth while I'm sitting up there dancing. The way I would donkey kick that into the but that's what I'm saying.
C
This is two freaks. Two loyal freaks to found each other.
B
I love that. That's love.
C
I love that when y' all should be dead.
B
He was sucking my foot at Mocha Fest.
C
Oh, some great Been together since the happiest relationship ever.
B
Happily ever after. Suck my toes at Mocha fest. Didn't even know his name yet.
A
That nigga is sick. He's sick.
C
I think he. I think he went there by himself. That's how sick I think this person is. Oh, he. I think he went to that party by himself and didn't know anybody.
A
You know those ones. He definitely there by himself.
B
Y' all just never been that horny, though. Like. Like, I never been that horny.
C
Never jump for joy in some cheeks.
B
Yeah, no, I've never been that horny to be at Mocha fest with my face and some ass. Like, just never been that horny. I'm sorry. Maybe, you know, just.
A
You haven't met the one yet.
B
I don't care if I met her or not. I wouldn't be doing that at Mocha Fest. Facing ass. I'm not doing that. I don't care how much I like you.
C
I just like, how do you get, like, the gall to even have the attempt? Like, clearly, she seems like. Like, this was fine, but, like, how do you even have, like, the idea of, like, seeing that foot hanging over the section? Like, you know, put that in my mouth. Like, how do you even get there?
A
Because I think he.
C
To even get to know it would be consensual.
B
Do y'? All. So. So because the marriage. You probably know more about this clip than I do.
C
She thinks the make a wish thing.
B
They don't know each other.
A
I don't think.
C
I don't.
A
I don't know them people. I don't think they know each other.
B
You know how much trust you gotta have that a woman know how to wash her butt to do that.
A
Well, once, if you would have put his face in it and it stanked, he probably would have moved Nice.
B
No, see, see, why the marriage, like, stank ass? Cause I know that wife. Girls that I know stink and don't know that's a fact. You smell like, yo, you shouldn't smoke. She sat down and she got a man. She going home to somebody.
C
Maybe she had a long day, bro.
A
Ma was so excited to go on a date with this girl. He said this, sat on her lap. He was like, man, I couldn't call that back. Her was so stank.
B
Yo, fam, yo.
C
I was screaming through the jeans is crazy.
A
He was hurt.
B
Yo, f a real this. That's what I'm saying. You got to have a certain level of trust to be at Mocha fest and see a girl twerking and Just put your face in her ass.
C
Well, all right. You don't.
B
That's what I'm saying. I hope you know this girl.
C
Assuming everyone, for the most part, I would think showers before they go to a day party.
B
See, that's what I'm saying. Y' all put too much. Everybody ain't clean, and everybody don't wash their ass.
C
Let's start there. And she's in a thong. So it's been getting. Getting a lot of breeze, a lot of air. It's airing out all day.
B
He just chatting. I've seen thongs. I've seen thongs with streaks in them.
C
Oh, I'm sure.
A
I mean, if anything, I have a streak in it. It would be a thong. That shit is in your ass.
C
It's in your ass. Literally.
B
My fanny supposed to have no shit streak.
A
It's not.
B
That means shit is in your ass.
A
It's not supposed to.
C
At the day party, I know girls that shit in a white thong.
B
Yes. I know girls that would've been a white thong. Yes. I know girls that was right at that party that went in that bath. You go in that woman's bathroom at Mocha Fest, and I guarantee you smell
C
like in there at a day party.
B
Somebody took a. And it ain't the. That work. It ain't the bathroom attendant. He's standing by the sink the whole time. It's one of these girls at one of these tables that came in here. They had too much reposado and hot wings. Stomach start rumbling. They. They act like they going to the bathroom to just fix their mate. No, she going in to bust a quick shit, and then she gonna take her shitty ass right back to the section and take pictures. It happens all the time.
C
Take pictures.
A
It's frying me for some reason.
B
Yeah. I know girls that was working at strip clubs, dances. They go in the back taking, come back out, try to give a lap dance.
A
Well, what they supposed to do? They at work.
C
Go home.
A
You can't. You at work.
B
Nah, go home. You can clock out whenever you want. And you. When you would dance at a strip club.
C
Not a strip club is crazy. Yeah.
B
This what I know girls that work, they'd be like. But they be like, yo, you going to woman's in the bathroom back there? You'll be surprised. So, yeah, you gotta have a certain level of trust to put your face in a woman's ass.
C
Either way, a, A, a clean ass, you still have to have a level of trust of, of throwing.
B
Yeah. But if you know it's clean and she's smoking. She take care of. So then it's all gonna have her have fun. But now this gentleman, he run the risk of waking up with pink eyes.
A
Yeah, they say he gonna. He said. They say he gonna wake up, his eyes gonna be glued shut.
C
Her feet are probably dirty than her ass at this point. She's been walking around all day without shoes on, and you put her whole all five toes in your.
A
That's why. That's why I think he's slow. Because a freaked out nigga just gonna suck the big toe or like the middle. Why are all five toes in your mouth?
C
Yeah, are you deep throat enough like
A
the little piggies couldn't even make it to the market.
B
You swallowed them, baby D, I just better not catch you at burgers and bottles.
A
Could you imagine?
B
I could.
A
Oh, you got one hell of an imagination.
C
My many times I've had that baby
B
that could definitely see you putting your foot in somebody mouth.
A
You crazy as.
C
I think you do it for like. Like a power ego trip.
A
You crazy as.
C
Not for like, anything sexual.
A
You're crazy as.
C
I mean, this is a great advertisement for Mocha Fest, though. It's on my radar now.
B
Yeah, we might have to check out Mocha Fest. Where was this at?
C
Houston.
B
I knew it. I was gonna say Texas. I was gonna say Texas. I definitely was gonna say Texas.
C
And you know, it's hot out there, too. Just a hot, hot ass, hot feet.
B
Wildest urban festival on earth. They wasn't lying.
C
Wildest urban festival.
A
I always hated shit like that. Like, shit like that. Not no disrespect to them, but like, shit like that. Cancun Jump off. Miami Memorial Day weekend, all of that. It's just like, the freaks come out.
C
Yeah,
B
that's their time.
C
Rocket ships and stuff.
A
Like, yeah, hell no.
C
NASA's in Houston. You're not even getting the marketing.
A
If I would have seen it, I would have asked. Look for who he is with, like, who he who?
C
I'm telling you, he went there alone.
B
He bought an all access for himself.
C
I mean, they was there, though.
A
Oh, no. Mocha Fest.
B
They be having them.
A
You definitely should go.
B
I never heard of this. I have never heard of this, but all right.
C
Speaking outside, me and Peach was outside together.
B
I saw that. We was outside. Y' all hit the chat. Was it the lavender room?
C
No, no, no. We. It was at Chrono Theater for my homegirl throws this event like it's dance hall karaoke.
B
Dance hall karaoke.
C
Okay. So it's all. All Just dedicated to dancehall and it's a karaoke night.
B
Okay.
C
Yeah, no, it was a good time. Me and Peach went in there and gentrified a little bit.
B
Oh, it's always good to have, you know. You know, dance hall.
C
Yeah. We brought new, new luxury skyrise apartments into the building.
A
Raise the rent, property, you know.
C
No, but we had a good time, you know.
B
Yo, how was the vaccine I seen?
C
Oh, they postponed it. Yeah, I was mad. Yeah, they posted.
B
I knew I was supposed to do so. I was ready to curse you out. Like, yo, why are you. I was told I was your plus one.
C
Yeah, no, they rescheduled with.
B
Okay. Happy birthday to Bash, too. Her birthday was the other day.
A
Okay. Yeah.
C
But now I seen there was a girl that was running the. The graphics and everything. Peach over there showing her how to use Adobe.
B
You show. You showed her the cap cut. You got your cap cut game and all.
C
He gave her his premier login.
B
Yeah. You know, P's gonna flirt over cap cut. You know, look how.
A
Look how you get.
C
Look, That's a honorable way. And not that that happened.
B
Teaching a woman how to edit, that's a commendable. Nah, babe. You know, if you delay the video about three seconds and just do this and the overlay, like.
C
Yeah, that's how you create a power cut.
B
Yeah, absolutely. That's how it happens. It's better than sucking feet.
C
No, no, no. Peach was doing that with her. I'm about to say Peach would do that too.
A
Like he ain't better.
B
Teaching the girl how to use capco with her foot in your mouth is crazy.
C
You splicing up your own video of her foot in your mouth,
A
Brian, you laughing?
B
Yeah.
A
All yalls nasty and freaked out. Freaked out ass off. It's freaked out ass stab.
B
I didn't do.
C
Oh, he got a store, though. He can't even talk. You know, he was doing something nasty.
B
I just wanted to see Michael.
C
That's not like Ryan's voice.
B
Going to see Michael.
A
P said that was the freakiest thing.
C
Probably freaked out.
B
Going to see the Michael movie is freaked out. All right, man. Whatever, man. It is. That's all I did this weekend.
C
Well, no, we. Me and Peach had a really good time. It was. It was fun to be outside, shout
B
out to the dance hall. Them?
C
Yeah, no, they're. They're all from Toronto. This was. They just did it in New York. Listen, come on. You know, I got heavy ties in the north. Heavy ties all of my.
A
Let's just be friends because Drake's from Toronto. How did you not check on me when things go.
C
No, we talked. We talked about.
A
About that.
C
I'm joking.
B
No, no, yeah, we. We brought that up, actually.
C
It was awkward over the music, trying to yell and have that intimate conversation, but, you know.
B
Oh, my God.
A
I went to a R B party and.
B
R B party.
C
Yes, I saw you post your fit.
B
You look.
C
You look real nice this weekend.
A
Yeah, I was at Ballads and Bottles. Shout out to them.
C
Ballads.
B
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Holy.
C
The Bottles and bottles.
B
Bottles and bottles. Ballads and bottles. Burgers and bottles. Sneakers and bottles, guys.
A
And Bottles and Bottles is the name of one of my group Chats.
B
God damn. How many bottles do they got?
C
Bottle that. Do you guys recycle?
A
You know what's so funny? I was at Ballads and Bottles with the Burgers and Bottles.
B
I don't think. Oh, my God.
A
Yeah, I know. I don't think they had ever been to one, but yeah, I was there with them. Shout Out.
B
They haven't been to one. That's their event.
A
No, it's not.
C
That's like Death Row and Bad Boy getting together. Like, you don't even.
B
That crossover is crazy.
A
No, that's.
C
Don't even let Bottles wars into the chat.
A
That's a different group. But. Yeah, but we have Bottle Wars. That's us too. But that's a different group.
B
Bottle Wars. Burgers and Bottles. Ballads and Bottles.
A
Be drunk. Long story short, we all have alcohol issues. Like, let's just be honest. But yeah, I went. My best friend graduated, so we went out to celebrate her.
B
Shout out to Bestie.
A
Yeah, we had a good time. Okay. I was out till 4am had to be at a graduation by 9:30, now
B
that I think about it. You posted a picture. I think you had your foot up. Up.
A
Yes, my foot was up.
C
I mean, once she saw what was going on in the street, she. She was throwing out the fish.
B
The fish. That's what it was. You was putting it out there as bait, seeing if you could catch.
A
Yeah, look what Beta is. Look what?
B
Look.
A
Look at what? Look.
C
What?
B
Just hang your foot over the section. Like, just see if you can catch one of them. Like, yeah, which one of y' all
A
do a little drive by L. Yeah,
B
just kiss it real quick and keep walking.
C
The new.
A
Another sucking your feet is cheating. I'm single, but another sucking your feet is cheating.
B
What do you mean?
C
Who would debate that?
A
Like, if. Like if you would look like that, what that nigga was doing, like, sucking her feet like that, that's cheating. That's a body.
B
If he has a girl.
A
Yeah.
C
Or if she has a man.
A
Or if she has a man. If she has a man.
C
Like, I didn't know.
B
I thought you was trying to like break the. Like break some moves here. Like. Yes.
A
You know, sometimes it's like, oh, is kissing cheating? Is like hugging cheating? A drive by lick in the club or the foot is cheating.
B
Kissing is cheating too.
A
Send another nigga foot pics. Might be cheating too.
B
Yes.
C
Is it though?
A
Sit for the money. If a Nigga offer you 250 for the foot pick.
B
If he offer you 200,000, what you gonna do?
A
If he offer you 250 for the fit for the foot pic and you send it, that's cheating.
B
Yes.
C
I don't know.
B
Cause if he offer you 2,000, what you gonna do? You gonna make it wink for him.
A
That's. That's not. See you take.
B
If a nigga, if he's sending you $250 to see your foot pick, he definitely wink and say, I got 2,500. If you bend over, make it wink. You ain't doing it.
A
No, I'm not. Ma is wrong.
C
You set the market price at 250 for feet. We're just using the equation of what it would be.
A
You're willing to sell a picture of your.
C
You're already in the market now.
A
Does not mean that you're willing to show a picture of your. I don't understand. I don't understand the difference.
B
Well, I don't.
C
You created the multiple of 250 for the feet pick. We're just going off the bottom.
B
You selling body. You selling body parts. So we had to ask 2500 so
A
you to do anything with a mic to your mouth just for. Because y' all in already in the business. Y' all already in the content creating business. Business.
C
No, we set the price.
A
Yeah, exactly. You. Okay. So you'll sell anything on the mic. You. Anybody could tell you to say anything because you willing to. To get paid for it.
B
No, not say anything. I'm just saying if you're selling. You the one that said, yo, 250 for the foot pick. That's.
A
Yes. But there's people that sell foot pics that would never sell a picture of their intimate areas. You can show feet on Instagram. You could put a foot pic on Instagram. You can't put your asshole on Instagram.
B
You can just take it to another
C
platform that lets you show your ass.
A
Jesus Christ.
B
But this is not a crazy like theory. Damaris you know what?
A
It's not that. It's not a crazy theory, but this is why I have never, ever, ever sold foot pics. Because of shit like that.
B
It's like a tattoo. Because once you get the first one, that's it.
A
People like, oh, she got only fans for feet.
B
She didn't show anything once you sell her feet. I know girls that started out with just the feet pics, and now they full, like, on masturbation.
C
Feet pics is a gateway. It's a gateway drug.
B
It's a gateway. Selling the feet is the gateway to showing the whole. Yeah, that's a fact that this is
C
some do it cooker than others.
B
This is like, we've seen it. We've seen women that started out just bartenders, and now they masturbation on only fans. I've seen it. That's where you can kind of like, oh, yeah, she gonna go all the way. Because once you start seeing her go all the way, she gonna go all the way. She just like. She's shy. She kind of, like, apprehensive.
A
So foot picks is aau.
B
Foot picks is like when you first make varsity. And then once the scouts start coming to the game, like, yo, she nice. Once Georgetown starts showing up to the game, yo, we thinking about giving you a full scholarship. What you gonna do to be a Hoya? Can you hit the jumper consistently? What you gonna do? What you gonna do? How bad you wanna be a Hoya? You show that hoe.
C
And then once you get a little taste of the ncaa, shit is great.
B
Oh, if you gonna return, forget about it.
C
But then all of a sudden, the spurs show up.
B
Popovich show up at your Greg Popovich show up to your workout. You going all out. You showing all kind of moves you ain't never shown before. Same thing with only fans. It starts here and then it ends here. You know what I'm saying?
C
Like, it's like that because once you get to Georgetown, you've given your life to the game, so you might as well go all the way with it.
B
The marriage acting like she's so surprised. You know, that's how that go.
C
It starts with feet.
D
Starts with feet.
C
Pitts next month, they're saying, hey, looking for someone to collaborate with.
A
Do y' all know that with the porn right now is there's, like, porn content creators, but it's like a huge, like, metaverse. Like, I ended up in, like, porn. No, no, no. Not. Not real filmed porn. Not like that. I mean, like, how the kids make, like, content creation. They do that with porn now. And there's so many of them. Like, it was this one guy, he was fucking this girl. He was like, yo, I'm never creating content. Like, you my comp. Content partner now. Content partner. And shout out to Jazz. She looked like she had great box. Like, her name was Jasmine. She was light skinned. It was, it was great, great video. But he was like, yo, I'm only creating content with you now. And I'm like, this nigga's like a content creator. Like a streamer, but like, with dick. That's crazy.
C
Wait, but when you say that, is it like, you know, on Tick Tock with the videos, like, they do the voiceover of like, they're like, no, they don't do the voiceovers. And he's doing the voiceover. Like, what you want to do is
A
lift your leg up, edit nicely. But it's no voiceover. But it is edited it nicely. Like, I think the.
C
Like, that would be the professional porn industry.
A
Like the professional porn industry. I don't know. It's looking scary for them.
C
Doing the voiceover while you're getting would be the funniest content of all time.
B
Yeah, they need to do it like, first 48. You know how to do a voiceover first 48. We like, nah, it was dark skinned Jermaine. He says it was dark skinned Jermaine that told like, yo, turn over, let me hit a doggy. Now he wants her to turn around so he can hit a doggy. Yeah. Do the same thing on porn. Yeah, that's fire. I've never seen nobody do it innovative. We've seen people, we've seen that we
C
have to push the genre forward.
A
Yo, a day in the life. But with porn, like, yeah, and then stop with me to go, yeah, and
C
then stop in the middle of giving head, she's giving the voiceover.
A
Yeah.
B
And then if you feel like you about to know, you can call a timeout and it'd be somebody interviewing you. Like, how do you feel? Like, yo, she almost had me right there. I ain't gonna lie to defense.
A
She almost had me in the first.
C
God, I've been disciplined this month.
B
Hold it back. Have somebody interview you in the bedroom.
C
Working with my trainer a lot, taking a lot of good supplements.
B
Have fun. If you going, if that's what you. The content you creating, have fun with it.
A
That would be dope. See somebody let me manage them telling y'.
C
All, no. That would actually hilarious top.
B
You want to manage a. A porn content creator?
A
Yeah. Like how? Shout out. No spoilers shout out to Maddie on this season of Euphoria. Have you guys been watching still only
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watch the first episode.
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Y' all have not been watching Euphoria.
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I had to catch up.
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Should I binge it?
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Was it three?
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I mean, it's only two up. Well, it's three now. Three. Three came out yesterday.
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Okay.
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I haven't watched three yet.
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Yeah. So I just have to watch two and three. Yeah, but, I mean, yeah, I think that'd be a great go for you,
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but dudes already doing that for, like, they. You know, they manage their girlfriend's Instagrams and stuff like that. Yeah. They be in the DMs, flirting with them, and they think it's the girl responding. It's. They.
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Man, I. I could see Damaris being, like, the Chris Lighty of. Of porn content creators.
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Oh, yeah, I was there.
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What?
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I had these.
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She'd be the vibe because I have
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so much creativity, but I'm Me personally. I want to keep my hold to myself.
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So which one of your friends in your current, like, close now?
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Why now? Why would I set them up for failure like that?
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No, no, I'm saying, like, do you. You can. You recognize one of your friends that you think would end up doing, like, content porn?
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None of them would. They don't have. None of them have the. They wouldn't do it. No.
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And Damaris got the eye.
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She.
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She knows. She.
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No, that's why they could, but they. They wouldn't. I. I got one that'll take. You know, like, when Dela Re said, I've got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it in the air, it will rain sunshine.
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Yeah, but, I mean, you got your first two clients at Mocha Fest. Game tape right there.
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Ballads and bottles to the top. Like, what is it? Porn and bottles? That's what we need to do. Orgy and bottles.
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Yo, what do you think happens after we got the bottles?
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All right here. Everybody right here get naked.
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What's that video? Blueface? Everybody getting naked. Let me see who the best.
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Right, right. I understand. I felt him when he said that.
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He's sick.
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He is fucking sick, bro.
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I felt him when he said that.
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Y' all seen Chrisean win her first professional fight. Fight.
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Yeah. Congrats to her. Professional. Just because it was filmed.
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Yeah, of course.
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I mean, it was at Harris, like.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, it was a real professional.
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Prashant's an athlete, though.
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No, I know.
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And.
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And I've seen her fight before.
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Yeah, she. She ain't.
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This ain't her first.
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Yeah.
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First rodeo, but yeah. I mean, good for her. Get that anger out in. In a proper ring instead of on a reality show.
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Yeah, that's what's up. I love that for her. I think all people with. With anger issues.
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Oh.
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Oh, no. She was. She was getting busy. What about that ref is awful.
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Now, listen, Krishan, congrats to Krishan, but her sister to Seki don't want to fight her. You know, nobody want to fight this thing.
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No. It's a family champions over there.
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Yeah, I've seen her work. Don't nobody want to fight to Secki. No, no, no, no.
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Who is that girl? She.
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She was in her rock.
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It looked like the same weight class.
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Yeah.
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Don't even give. She's not even putting her hands up.
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Yeah, she eating all them. Yeah.
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She don't give a. I don't care
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if she get hit. She don't care about that. That ain't. That's a regular day for her.
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Yeah. Again, one of the worst referees I've seen in boxing history. He was letting Krishan suplex her in
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a boxing match that. This ain't sanctioned.
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She always cry after everything.
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She know. She's just. She like Iverson just to hurt soul.
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Did y'. All.
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What?
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No. Iverson cried about everything. One thing Allen and Iverson gonna do is cry. Hey, so how was that crossover? You know, I just. Coming from Newport News, it's like, wait, what? I love AI, but he gonna cry.
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It was one fatal night in the bowling alley.
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Iverson gonna cry.
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He don't give a. Shout out to Newport News 757man.
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Shout out to Bad News Mall.
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Complete disclosures available at public.com disclosures. Maul I have to come up here I feel like weekly now and try to get you to get Harlem to finally stick together but you just refuse to make peace with any of this. It's only you that could solve this. You're the only one.
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What is it now?
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It's you Farakhan, DJ Clue and that's it. Okay, only ones watch this.
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Clue's not from all of them.
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You don't remember when Ray J said only DJ Clue can watch this?
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Yes, I knew Ray J was some some connected somewhere.
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Yes, everything is connected to Ray J.
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Absolutely.
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Cam and Mace do their show in the Win in Las Vegas like in the lobby. So they always see people like you know, walking by whatever celebrities they at the the Win. On his way into studio, Cameron saw Kev Hart in the lobby and was like yeah, why don't you come on the show? And Kev's like no, I know you're show. I'm not sitting down with you because you're going to ask me some. I don't want to answer right? So Cam is telling this story and in the middle of the story Kev happens to walk by again. So they flag Kev down and he sits down. He said you can Ask me one question, then I'm leaving. You literally had something to go do.
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Yeah.
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And Cam's like, can it be two questions? He started with one light, one of. Of that whole damn that Kevin Hart did with Don Cheadle's age and that. And Cam clearly felt like he wasted a question and then said, right before you leave, how do you feel about where Dame Dash is right now?
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He had two questions to ask Kevin Hart, one of the biggest celebrities in the world. Biggest actors. One of the biggest actors.
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And
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it was the Don Cheadle dance.
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Cam.
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And how do you feel about where Dame is right now?
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Yeah. And then Kev got up and walked out.
B
So he didn't respond to none of them?
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No.
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I mean, yeah. He was like, oh, people look their age very quick. Okay. And then Cam got right to that and Kev got up and walked up. But, I mean, Cam is going back and forth with Dame. Dame has also said things about Kevin Hart. He used that opportunity with one of the biggest celebrities in the world to continue his back and forth beef with Dame Dash. You think Cameron is above this pettiness?
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Yeah, I don't know if Cam. You think.
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You think Cam would take some time? Like, yo, what do you think the state of comedy is now? No, he's going to ask it what you think of Dame Dash.
B
Okay, fair. If that's what Cam wanted to ask. Okay, fair. I understand that he was being a troll.
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Like, Cam was laughing when he was saying it.
B
And so that's why. Why Kev got him. Walked out. Because he knew.
C
Yeah.
B
Cam was trying to just start some.
C
Oh, yeah. Which exactly is what he was saying in the lobby, why he didn't want to come on the podcast. Because I know you're gonna start some.
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Yeah.
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And then Dane replied on order dialogue, I believe it was. And I just. It. This is getting too redundant. I laughed at the Dame question with Cam, but Dame, you know who I. I revere and always speak. Speak very, very highly of Dame and all of his endeavors. I. Once you start saying let's go dentist for dentist. Dentist, and he started naming a dentist. I don't know. Not in a funny way. He was being funny. He said, yo, I guarantee you my dentist got more Ferraris than your dentist. And I just, like, I don't really understand where that's relevant, what we're talking about.
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That's such a Dame. That's such a Dame response.
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This is how far we've gotten in this.
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I guarantee my dentist got more Ferraris than your dentist. That's Hilarious.
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Somebody on Harlem was like, yo. I mean, somebody on Twitter was like, yo, Harlem, flame me for anything, bro. I bet my dentist got more money than your dentist. What the.
B
Oh, he was shooting that Dane Cam's teeth.
C
Yeah.
B
Is that what. Yeah. Oh, I did see that. He called Cam cheap teeth.
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Yeah.
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Not Chief Creek Chief cheap teeth.
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That's funny.
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Yeah. I don't know. Damn. But that. I mean, Damon Cam, it's just so much history with Tina, man. This is just petty. I don't think that there's no.
A
I think y' all miss each other at this point. That's how I feel. If you keep talking about. And I think that with anybody, if you keep talking about another. Another person, even if you shoot and even if you make fun of. Of them, you miss them. You missed them.
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Not necessarily. Not miss. Maybe you just, like, you know, trolling them and shit like that. I'm not gonna say you missed them. But with Dame and Cam in particular, yes. There's some, you know, real emotions and. And feelings behind the things that they've been saying about each other and things like that. But I think, you know, we. We definitely are going to get a point where they end up in the same room talking and laughing about all this. That Dave.
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I don't know. I mean, I thought that before I even thought. When Cam did the Letter to Dame Freestyle on his show, I thought that was good olive branch because he gave Dame all his props of how he helped his career, like, in the middle of their beef. I thought that was kind of like
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what was going to end it, fam. If Mace and Cam could sit down on the show together and put together all their differences, put aside all their differences that they had over the years, Damon Cam can do the same thing. I agree 1000%, and it'll probably the.
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The.
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Here's the funny part about all this. It would actually make for a great show if they did a show together.
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Oh, yo, the three of them would be hilarious.
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Like, that would be crazy, yo. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, ego. Ego, Dame.
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And I don't know if it's. If it's a Harlem thing. I guess maybe it would be a Harlem thing. How Dame's brain works is so funny to me. Saying Cameron's new job is to just talk about sweaty men. Men in regards to doing a sports show is the funniest observation I've ever seen. Like, that's fly. Now we just talk about sweaty men all day.
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That's. Damn. That's Dame. That's Damn. He gonna find a way to belittle what you doing. Like, if you're doing anything, that's cool. You think that's dope.
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Like, you think. You think sports center fly. You think ESPN is fly.
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This from Harlem. Don't sit around talking about. Meanwhile, that's all from Harlem. Do sit around talking about sports all day. Is talking about sports and music. Music all day in Harlem. I promise you. That's all doing.
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And I love that Dame thinks only athletes sweat.
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Yeah.
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Anybody we talk about has sweated before.
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Yeah. Nah, but we don't talk about the. That sweat. That's not what we doing. We ain't talking about that. But, you know, hopefully, man, they put this to the side because it's like. I think it's random. Of course, we don't want. We don't care about Dame and can beefing at this point. I'd rather see y' all them do some cool, funny together.
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If we're in Vegas, I would love
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to do the show at some point.
C
I think we'd have a lot of fun. Yeah. If you.
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Hell, yeah.
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That. That would be fun.
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Hell yeah.
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We just need something. A reason to go to Vegas, which I. You know, there's not very many for me.
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Well, Jeezy's doing his. His residency for. He has a couple shows there. Not residency, but he has a couple shows there.
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Who I love. I love Jeezy. I. I'm not.
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Said G. Eazy. I'm about to say G. Eazy has a residency in Vegas.
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Endless Summer tour with Logic announced now. You want to see the white GR. Get your tickets.
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Who the white GRs.
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White GRITS.
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GRs. GRs.
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GRs.
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Grits is white.
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I would like to see a Jeezy Logic show.
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All right, man. Now we just lying on the show today.
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I'm not gonna let Rory get away with that Karisha shit. And I'm not gonna let you get
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away with that just lying on show today.
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I've spoken about how much I like G. Eazy.
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Before you went to the G Eazy and Logic show.
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I went to a Logic show.
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If the ticket is free and you And VIP and there's free drinks in the open bar. Shit, sure.
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No, I was waiting in the queue right now on his phone.
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Oh, you thought. No, I'm. Oh, no, I'm not buying tickets.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah, I know Logic.
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I know.
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I would go to a G Easy and Logic show, though.
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Yeah.
C
Should I wear the ring, or do you want to borrow that day?
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No, do you.
A
You can A traveling Logic ring is some nasty flagrant nasty. That's disgusting.
B
Disgusting. Yeah, but I would like.
C
When you put. When he says put one hand in the air, you could like show him.
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Nah, fam, I'm not doing that. But yeah, I went to Logic show. I enjoy Logic show. I've never seen G Eazy. But he got records though.
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No, Jeezy definitely has. I'm not here to on either of them. Jeezy has joints and honestly, not being too familiar with Logic's music at the time that I went to the show, the show wasn't bad.
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That's what I'm saying.
C
He's not a bad performer by any means. The crowd loves him. So the environment is good.
B
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was. Y' all killing me. But yeah, I would go to a Jeezy and Logic show for sure.
C
All right, but like how. How. What's traffic that day? I need to see the commitment.
B
I go to Vegas for GE's your logic show. That's crazy.
C
The only place I saw Logic was in Vegas.
B
You didn't go to Brooklyn?
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No, I don't think so.
B
Oh yeah, I went to when they was in Brooklyn with him and Whiz.
C
You went to go. You went to go see Whiz?
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Logic. Logic was headlining. It was a Logic show. He was headlining. But yes, I did enjoy Wiz's set as well.
C
Yeah, no, when we were in Vegas, Logic had that show. But Jeezy, I love to death, but I wouldn't travel to Vegas to see. I've seen Jeezy at the Apollo in a suit. I've seen him at High Line.
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So this is. He announced his 2026 Las Vegas residency, Legend of the Snowman. It's a 10 night black tie experience at PH Live at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino starting next. What's that Friday? Saturday? Saturday, yeah, May 1st. Well, this Saturday, May 1st.
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Well, I. Anyone that's in Vegas or around Vegas that listen to the show, I highly, highly suggest you get tickets. Because I saw the Black Tie TM101 show with the orchestra. It was incredible. So.
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And that's this Friday. Excuse me.
C
Yeah, I definitely urge any money base to do that. I'm just not flying out for that. I was debating even going to the Apollo on that hot summer day.
A
Hypothetically, if I went, could you get me tickets?
C
Yeah.
A
Okay.
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One thing the marriage gonna ask for is tickets.
C
And then. And then get mad at me when I get them to and call her to tell her I got them.
A
That's Cap
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Happy. Can't satisfy these women. That's why you gotta cheat. Thug Motivation 101.
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That's why Clay did it.
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I ain't gonna lie. That Vegas. That Jeezy might be dope, though.
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Oh, it was, it was cool. Great at the Apollo, actually.
B
Might be dope.
C
No, the orchestra, it makes those records sound incredible.
B
But Jeezy aged well. Aged well, right?
C
Yeah.
B
Cuz when we first saw Jeezy the Snowman, we didn't. We didn't have this look for him 20 years later. We didn't think that he would be black tie experience, 10 nights in Vegas. Like, we didn't see that for Jeezy. The same way we thought Cemetery, we thought. But jail, right?
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I. No, I didn't.
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I didn't think that I, I would say the probability rate of the situation Jeezy was in in his life, he would probably have a 99 chance of either being dead or in jail.
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That's all I'm saying.
C
So the way he was moving. For real.
B
Yeah, he's a businessman. He's. It's incredible to see Las Vegas residency. He's in shape. He's a father. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, man, that's dope. To see Jeezy age gracefully and look good and still be out here, you know, kicking ass, man, that's dope.
C
Oh, yeah. Just if, if you were around in 030405, you know, jeez. He was not the Jeezy we see.
B
Oh, no, the difference. Easy. That was the Snowman. That was the Snowman. That wasn't Jeezy.
C
And any, any stories I've heard everyone say, oh, he wasn't lying. Anything he said he was telling the truth.
A
Truth.
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Love to see the rappers age gracefully, though. That's dope.
C
But no, same way we talk about Hoe and his story. Jeezy is, is one of those stories too, that everything he's rapping about that happened and he should not be standing here right now. So it's. It's incredible to watch.
A
Shout out to all the hood that changed their life around become good dads and like good businessman. Shout out to them.
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No, Jeezy's is definitely hip hop, Ken.
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All right, hold on, hold on, Rory, hold on.
C
No, no, I just try to get past it.
B
All that, all that, all that what? Shout out to who?
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Shout out to the hood that changed their life around.
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We don't need to change your life around to be a good dad. You could just be a good dad.
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The marriage Be one one of these days. I'm telling you though, you do have
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to change your life around to be a good dad.
C
Well, I'm not saying selling drugs, being a dad is ideal, but you can still be a good dad. As a criminal you can.
A
But you're constantly putting your child in a predicament where they might lose their father to the system. That's not fair.
C
No, I. I agree with you.
A
But I agree. I get what you're saying, but the freedom.
C
You could be a good dad.
A
Yeah, but n. Shout out to them. Why you not shout out to you as a whole that changed your life around and is a businessman.
C
He's great dad.
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I know it's a that call you daddy for sure. Exactly. So why you?
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I ain't your daddy though. But shout out. Call your uncle. Don't call me that. Yo man, I should have been a rapper. I swear to God. Because you could say anything.
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It's not too late.
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Nah, it's too late. It's too late. Nah, it's too late.
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Could do it.
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Nah.
C
That Shaq just became a dj. Like there's plenty of things
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Shaq has been. Have you ever seen Shaq dj?
C
No.
B
He's actually not bad.
A
Kia l'. Neil.
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Yeah, Shaq.
C
No, I mean ironically instead of Shaq was DJing the night I went to the Logic show in Vegas.
B
Yeah, he's not a bad DJ.
A
The Logic Show.
C
No, no, he was DJing in Vegas
B
at the same time. Now we just got Shaq doing anything. He's dj. The Logic Show. You think that's what Shaq is doing on this downtime?
C
DJ Diesel Feels like a pause. I don't know why. It just feels like a pause.
B
No, that's his name, the Diesel.
A
Cuz he got that gas. You feel me?
C
Damaris? You need to change your life around.
B
Yeah, you need to change your life balance and bottles.
C
Change your life, change your life around and become a bottle.
B
No more in bottles the rest of the year in bottles. You in bottles is done with plastic only. Yeah, cuz first of all you told us you wasn't drinking.
A
I said that?
B
Do we have voicemails
C
now? We, we. We're just going to roll over? We're not going to talk about your mans who assassination attempt. I know you guys don't want to talk politics on here. It's fine.
B
Oh no.
C
We can update the people that aren't aware of what happened. Talk about it at the correspondence dinner. A gentleman somehow was able to get a room at the hotel. Bring all the Guns in, get past a checkpoint. Somehow, somehow, some way we all gonna make it one day and try to assassinate the president and others as well. Left a nice, nice manifesto breaking down exactly what he was trying to do. All his thoughts. So I mean it's clear cut case Oz Perlman. You're supposed to be like this magician. Why didn't you warn anyone? You're supposed to know those things that death is.
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Is. Is like.
C
I love Oz's videos. They're amazing. I. I've asked to have him up here before. I just think if you're that good of a mentalist, you would maybe have some sense that there's a shooter that dangerous. Like. Yeah, like a foot. Stop trying to guess my pin code and figure out where the active shooter is.
B
Right?
C
Like can we finally use your powers for good?
B
So what happened? So, so it was a. It was a shooter. I. I read that he had a shotgun. He shot a Secret Service agent.
C
Agent. Yeah. Which apparently hit. Hit the Secret service agent in the vest.
B
Okay.
C
But I don't know. There's been mixed reports of everything. At one point he was shot. Another, but he wasn't shot.
B
Okay.
C
They. They detained him pretty quickly and no one was actually harmed, which is, which is great. I don't know. In his manifesto he just talks about how lackluster security was. You could just walk in, which is. That's a problem. I don't care what your. Your political views or of who's there, what they do. It is an issue if all our world leaders can be that accessible at a time like this. Yeah, yeah, that. That's nuts. But yeah.
B
So what are, what are, what are the conspiracy.
C
It's harder to get in the. Into a club in New York on, on a Tuesday than that was.
B
What are the conspiracies though, around this? Because I know they're out there.
C
I. As someone that does the rabbit hole and keeps the temple ahead on. There really isn't too many outside of everyone just questioning why it was that easy. I'm sure they're going to go through this guy's entire background and come up with conspiracies. There's even the one where some account tweeted his name three years ago, which they've done with multiple shooters before. That's odd. But you never know what's really verified and what's not. But there isn't like a crazy conspiracy on this one at the moment.
B
But yeah, see some people saying, oh, Trump set this up to too.
C
I mean, not in the middle of an Oz Trick. You got to let that trick finish.
A
You got to let that trick.
B
What. What if that was part of O's trick? We ain't never get to that part of it. Like, what if Oz was like. Like, yo, I was going to throw a deck of cards at him when he came in the room? Like, what if that was.
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Think of a. Think of a number. One through 40, 38 caliber right there.
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Go. All right.
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38 was your number.
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Minutes.
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Oh, man. People are so.
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But thankfully, again, even with my disagreements with half the people in that room, I'm happy no one was. Was. Was harmed. That the last thing we right now is just more violence.
B
But.
C
Yeah. Do we have voicemail?
B
You've got mail. Yo, what's up? It's Jay. I'm from Charlotte, man. I've been a big fan of the pie since. Since the start of the old pie. So, yes, it's been a minute, man. I've been rocking with y' all for a minute. I appreciate everything y' all do, but let me get straight into it. So let me paint the scene. Like, imagine you at the club, right? And you just see, like, something so fine, like, bad. Like, I gotta know this woman, or Demera said, I gotta meet this man. What's like, your go to bag to, like, to get her number. Like, you know, get to know her. I was asking this question because I saw, like, some past interview. Cash Cobain was like, yo, my go to line is like, yo, I love you. And I was like, that's. That's a little crazy, but yeah, I just want to know what Yalls bag, man. I know Rory not trying to be on no creepy, but I mean, I've seen since, like, one of your exes, and I seen, you know, your current situation. Both beautiful women. Ma, I actually haven't seen you with a woman, but I'm sure you get them, though. And Damaris, I'm sure you get, like, I just want to know, like, what's yalls bag? Let me know.
C
All right.
B
That was funny, right?
C
Yes, it was funny. It made me laugh. You're. I love your privacy. Typically, Jay, I'll just. I'll take her whole foot and put it in my mouth. It's usually my go to at the club.
B
Go. I don't know if it's a go to. I think every situation is different.
C
Like, I don't think it's a go to.
B
Yeah, it's like, when it's like, what's your go to? Like, you just have a conversation with a woman. That's attractive. I don't know if it's.
A
But what's your opening line? Your opening line changes with every woman.
B
Yeah, it's circumstances. It's like, what is she doing? Like, is she just standing there by herself? Is she with a crew of girls? Cause then by that, you just break the ice with all of the girls, and then obviously, the conversation kind of. And take your pick, shifts towards her, like the one that you attracted to. But you gotta address the whole crew like, yo, why y' all standing here? By y' all not with nobody? Like, yo, come on. Nah, nah, nah. We not do it. No, Just break down. Not doing this. What y' all drinking? What y' all eating? Like, da, da, da, da.
C
I've seen this. I've seen this. I've seen this in action.
B
Yeah.
C
Started mixing the margaritas.
B
And you gotta get into your bag, like, you know, and then make sure the ladies are comfortable having a good time. Laughing. You don't want to go over there trying to look like you about to spit the same line you spit to another girl, like, because women can sense that when you got the. The same line, you just rinse and repeat.
C
Yeah.
B
Nah, it's all. It's different circumstances. What's the energy? First of all, does it look like she's even into you and wants to have a conversation? You got to be able to pick up on that Vi vibe immediately. Do she want you to keep standing here talking, or does she want you to keep it moving? So it depends, man. It's all circumstances. But the one thing that you have to be when approaching anybody that you think is attractive or, you know, you want to get to know and talk to, you gotta be confident. If you don't have that confidence about you, if your walk ain't right, if you stuttering and fumbling over your words, you already tricked the bag off, it's over.
C
Or that could be your charm if you do it right.
B
Nah, you got it.
C
Maybe she liked the awkward guy, and you. You go do that.
B
Be confident. Be confident.
C
Because in Hitch, she actually liked when he spilled mustard on himself. Not the things that Will Smith was saying. That was the message of that movie.
B
True.
C
So you got to think, like, just be confident.
B
That's the one thing I think that women appreciate is a. Is a confident man in approaching her. Just be. Just be confident. You know, be polite, be respectful. You know what I mean? You could be flirtatious if you feel like, again, you got to read the circumstances. If you feel like she's even open for flirting you got to be able to read that sometimes you start flirting and she look at you like you crazy. Like that means it's time to just keep it moving. But if she, you know, you throwing a little flirt on there and you know what I'm saying, she throwing it back. You in the game?
C
Yeah. I mean, I don't view women as objects, so I don't just have one line. I'm try to understand who she is and then, you know, pivot the conversation from there and what her, her interests are and what her aura is. I don't, I don't have like a ghost to like that. I don't know how to use Adobe Premiere where I could just show her. So, you know, I got to read the situation.
A
She look at me for.
B
He asked for yours too.
A
Oh, me?
B
No. With men or women?
A
With men. How much have I had to drink and how much, how attractive am I to them? It depends. Cuz if I'm, if I'm nervous, it's just doe eyes. Just, I'm just giving doe eyes. But like if I'm drinking and I don't, I, I, I'm interest. Not really that interested. I'm like, what's up? What you got going on? I'm like aggressive and a dorky.
B
What's going on?
A
What's up with you?
C
So bad.
B
I'm here with you. We at the same spot.
A
We at the same spot.
B
What you got going on here with you?
C
Talk like in life or like now?
B
What do you mean? Like at home. How's everything at the house?
C
Okay.
B
No, but confidence is the, is the major thing though. Got to be confident.
C
The club is just tough. Like even when I was younger, I don't know, trying to like yell over blaring music to have a conversation.
B
I just, yeah, it's not, I'm, I'm,
C
I thrive in the kickback. I don't really thrive at the club, like, because I don't know, I don't know what to yell over the music to you. It's not, we can't really have a conversation.
A
Eye contact. You gotta make eye contact.
C
You think I'm that dope?
A
No, I don't.
B
Yeah, eye contact is key.
A
You gotta make that eye contact.
B
When she try to break eye contact, because I'm the king of that. If I like a girl, I'm staying out the whole time. She look away. When she look back up, I'm still looking at you.
A
You're a murderer.
B
Yeah, I'm locked in. No, I'm locked in. I'M locked in. I learned that from Michael Jordan. You got to be locked in. Lock in. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at you. Yes. I'm not looking at the girl behind you, next to you. I'm looking at you. Yes. I want you to see me looking at you.
C
All can get that off. Especially if I have these glasses on. She's going to think I'm trying to eat her liver. Like, 100%. I would look.
B
Yeah, those are the Dharma ones right there. You got the Dharma ones on the Dahmer one.
C
He was chivalrous, though. Like, he was. He was polite before he dismembered the people.
A
But are you staring at a girl from across the club or whatever? Like, you stand or. She bad, right? Like, she. You stare, she smile, she look away, she look back, you still staring. And then she, like, walk up to you. She got a mean walk, too. And she'd be like, did it hurt? What you gonna say?
B
Did. She said, did it hurt?
A
Did it hurt?
B
I'm gonna just start laughing because I already noticed the riddle. Did it hurt? What did what hurt?
A
When you fell from heaven.
C
But no, what did. More going.
A
More draws is at his ankle.
B
If a girl tells me, did it hurt? And I'm like, did what hurt? And she says, when you fell from heaven. I'm not going, what if she.
A
Oh, my God.
C
What if she's clever? You going, what if she's clever? And it takes a pivot? And she says, did it hurt? And then you're expecting her to say that. And she's like, if I use teeth, like, then you like. It takes a hard pivot. Like you. You didn't expect that. You didn't expect that. Now she like, oh, she.
B
Okay, okay. I like this one right here.
A
Why you freaky like that?
B
Did it hurt? I'm like. This is what you say, though. You run a game right now. This is. Cause I'm like, oh, this your game? All right, come on, let's hear it. Nah. Did what hurt when you fell from heaven.
A
But if she's cute and smiling at you with pretty teeth, you gonna fall. Because for me, personally. Cause I've done things like that, right? It's not. I'm not really trying to run game. I'm silly.
B
I understand it.
A
You going for it easy. If she pretty enough. If she pretty with pretty teeth and smile at you, you going, probably, yeah. It's charisma. It's charm.
B
The fact.
C
Be a mute. And he's still going, probably.
B
But no, the fact that she even did that and know that that's a corny joke. Like, it's like, that's cool. I'm not mad at that. The fact that she broke the ice is, like, the attractive part. Like, okay, like, you broke the ice. Like, women don't usually do that. So it's like, okay, points for that. And then it was a corny joke. You know that was corny, but you still said it in anyway. Not mad at that.
C
Funny. But you gotta. You gotta then play into it too. Be like, oh, you must be tired. Yeah, my mind all day.
A
If y' all go corny joke for corny joke, that's fine.
C
That's fun.
B
Yeah, yeah, let's. Let's get these corny jokes off, and then let's go get these horny jokes off. See, look, they don't like that. They don't like when they go from corny to horny. Right?
C
And they shouldn't, because corny to horny.
B
Now I'm turned on. You corny. I like that. That gets the blood flowing. I like a corny girl. I'm just saying it's human. But, yeah, no, I'm not mad at that. As long as. If a woman breaks the ice, to me, that's fire. That's fly. I like that.
A
What if she, like, come walk up to you club over. She's like, yo, you coming with me? You've been staring at her all night. She's like, you coming with me. But y' all not. She don't take you, like, to the crib. Like, she take you to, like, a fire diner.
B
No.
A
Put you in the passenger.
B
I'm thinking she's trying to line me. You coming with me. Where? To the dine. To the diner.
A
We going to get some food. Come on. Come with me.
B
I got to pick the spot. I ain't going nowhere. That you already got n. I'm picking the spot. But then now a woman can drop
A
her location anywhere you want to go. Anywhere that's open. Anywhere you want to go. Come on.
B
Yo, I'm probably going.
C
You going? Yeah, these. These pickup lines are hilarious on Cosmopolitan. Are you salt? Because you so damn fine. Sodium.
A
That's ass.
C
I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart? Not getting that one off.
A
That's terrible.
C
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
A
Yeah, I remember that one.
C
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
B
Fire the peas. Like that one. I'll use that one. I'll take that one.
C
I remember this one. If I could rearrange the Alphabet. I put you and I together. That was. That was. That was a big one. Yeah, in the 2000s.
B
Yeah, you used to get the. That off.
A
Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?
B
Why did the chicken cross the road? Yeah, Cuz it was alternate side parking.
C
I was in full effect at that.
B
I don't know. I'm from New York.
D
We
B
see. But that's how I get my. I say something corny back like, I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A
Cuz you were on the other side.
B
Who you here with? Yo, tell me we leaving. Come. Come on, let's get out of here. Because you. You just sitting in the club with wild corny jokes. Like, let's get you some fresh air. Let's go outside, man.
C
Let's get out of here. Are you Siri because you auto complete me.
A
I thought it would be autocorrect. That's whack.
C
Listen, I'm just reading Cosmopolitan here. You remind me of a magnet. Because sure are attracting me over here this year, man.
A
You can't get.
C
Are you alone? Because you have my interest. That's funny, man.
B
That's funny.
C
Oh, are you alone?
B
See, already I got your number. Come on, let's get out of here. It's taking you a while to get it. Look, you don't even know, like, come on, get out of here, man.
A
I think I feel like that's cute, though. We never did go speed dating. Our clip of about us talking about going speed dating did good. But we never did go speed dating. Y'.
B
All.
A
Y' all practiced on me. Remember? This was almost a year ago.
B
Oh, speed dating. Speed dating is scary.
C
I'd be down. Just for experimental purposes.
B
I'm down. I'm not against that.
A
I ended up in a relationship off that clip of us speed dating. Like I was trying to Riz Rory up whole time. Rizz. Another up.
C
See, that's how it works. That's the connection.
B
Are you still with this gentleman?
A
No, I'm single.
B
See, you couldn't read the signals that that wasn't going to work. You couldn't read the signs. God had to come down to tell you, yo, this ain't for you.
A
We got another voice. Mom
C
would never take a woman seriously that speed dated, though. Cuz I know if it worked, they go on the second date, it'd be like you'd ask like, who else you vied with that day, who else you
A
vibe with that day.
B
No, I wouldn't. That might actually be a Cool. Like, way to meet a girl. Like, on a speed day. Like, cuz I'm gonna be like, yo, why are you here? Like, how did you end. This is just an experiment for me. Like, why are you here?
A
Just expand my home. Girls just wanted something fun to do. We said it. Let's go drunk in your speed date
C
instead of saving strippers saying, you don't need to do this. You're going to do that with speed daters. You don't need, you don't need, you don't need.
B
Why are you here?
C
You shouldn't be doing this.
A
So I can meet you. Was Destin.
B
She wanted. She want the pipe. Soon as a girl said it was destined, she want the pipe.
C
Yes.
B
They start using destiny. She wanted. If you horny, just say you horny.
A
You're horny. Y' all need to be less horny.
B
I'm not horny.
C
I'm chilling.
B
If I meet a woman on a speed date, she horny.
A
Why? Why is she horny? Why you not horny for being there?
B
I'm just here for shits and giggles.
A
Why she can't be there for shits
B
and giggles and something else.
A
Why women could do just for fun the same way y' all do.
B
She there for dicks and giggles. That's what she did for.
C
It's a woman that knows what she wants.
B
I love it.
C
I think it's great.
B
Show your hole. First night. That's not a best relationship last. I agree. Sex the first night.
C
I agree.
B
And it's good sex. Yeah, we gonna be. You ain't going nowhere. You my girl.
A
You had long distance. I mean, long distance. You had long relationships that lasted a long time from sex on a first night.
B
Yeah. And sex that. I've had long relationships of sex that didn't happen until, like, three months of dating. It. It depends. But first night. Yeah, I've had some long relationships off the first. First night.
A
Like relationships like y' all, both, like, faithful to each other.
B
Yeah, for sure.
C
It's beautiful.
A
What's up, man? I love that for you.
C
Well, I hope we gave Jay. Well, he didn't ask for advice, but I hope we sufficiently answered his question.
A
I gave him some game.
B
Did you? I did say a corny joke. Break the ice.
A
Just be like, charismatic.
B
Yeah. Be silly. Have fun. Don't put too much into it.
A
Everybody likes to laugh.
B
Don't try too hard. Hard. That's. That's the key. Don't try too hard. Just be cool.
C
And if you're not charismatic, find a job that Allows you to pay for seven bottles at the club with a bunch of sparklers. And maybe she'll want to sit in your section.
A
No, she's still gonna the funny homeboy.
C
Oh. That's a fact. But at least he also gets a turn.
B
Yeah, you don't get left out of the deal, right?
C
At least you can buy your way into it.
B
Oh, man.
A
Man.
C
All right, well, this was fun.
B
This was fun.
C
See you guys midweek.
B
Y better see the Michael W Movie before the weekend.
C
No, I was looking up times in Jersey for tonight.
B
Yeah, go see that movie, man. Support the Michael W. Even though Janet doesn't want us to support it. We support Janet as well.
C
But you know, Janet support you.
B
Janet supports me.
C
Okay.
B
Yeah, I hope so. Either way, go see. Maybe she'll pop up.
C
And part two, she won't. Yo, I had y had a sister the whole time I had a sister
B
y' all might know about. Like, she got a few number one, number one records. Like that is. They didn't even say Janet. That is crazy.
C
But that's hilarious.
B
Go see the movie. I think y' all all enjoy it. Again, congrats to Jafar Jackson on the amazing role, and I'm looking forward to the sequel, Part two, because I enjoy part one. So hopefully y' all will, too. But we'll talk about it later on this week. Until Till then, be safe, be blessed. I'm that he's just Ginger.
C
Peace.
D
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In this lively episode, Rory, Mal, and Damaris dive into new stories, pop culture hot takes, and plenty of laughs. The conversation is centered around the much-anticipated Michael Jackson biopic, recent celebrity breakups (notably Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson), viral club antics, relationship dynamics, speed dating, and a dose of New York music scene drama. Classic New Rory & MAL – candid, irreverent, and full of quotable banter.
(02:24–11:59; 14:47–15:01)
Mal Recaps Seeing the MJ Movie:
Mal is the only one of the core cast to have seen the new Michael Jackson biopic, starring Jafar Jackson (Michael’s real-life nephew).
“I'm here to say that I think Jafar Jackson was born for this specific movie and this role right here. It was almost scary at times how much he sounded like Michael, how much he looked like Michael, his mannerisms.” – (06:02, Mal)
“Janet and Paris are not supporting it, so neither am I.” – (04:37, Damaris)
“The fact that Janet wasn't even mentioned in the movie is crazy.” – (17:21, Mal)
Janet Jackson Omitted:
The hosts note the film does not even mention Janet Jackson, despite her career peaking alongside Michael during the ‘80s. Latoya, however, gets significant screentime.
“The second famous Jackson. We don't even mention.” – (17:29, Damaris)
(22:24–45:00)
Breakup Breakdown:
Damaris and the crew react to Megan Thee Stallion’s very public split from NBA star Klay Thompson, referencing Meg’s pointed Instagram Story:
"Cheating had me around your whole family playing house. Got 'cold feet' holding you down... Now you don't know if you can be 'monogamous.' I need a real break after this one. Bye, y’all." – (23:55, Damaris reads Meg’s quote)
“Don't let nobody rob you of the experience of falling in love. Keep falling in love until it work.” – (39:47, Damaris)
(54:00–61:00)
The hosts absolutely roast a new viral video of a man sucking a woman's toes at Mocha Fest, a Houston day party.
“I've never been that horny to be at Mocha fest with my face in some ass. Like, just never been that horny.” – (55:37, Mal)
(97:47–109:40)
Listener Voicemail: “What’s Your Go-To Pick-Up Line?”
The hosts break down their approaches to meeting strangers at clubs.
“You gotta address the whole crew...then shift toward the one you’re attracted to. But you gotta be confident.” – (98:42, Mal)
They riff corny pickup lines (“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see”), the value of charm and eye contact, and why speed dating is both hilarious and suspect.
Damaris: “We never did go speed dating. Y’all practiced on me. Remember?”
Reflective advice: Confidence, respect, and being genuine are best; “don’t try too hard.”
Sex on the First Date?
(79:25–85:52)
“Love to see the rappers age gracefully, though. That's dope.” – (90:44, Mal)
“The Bones” is classic New Rory & MAL: blending pop culture review, real-life relationship debate, and unfiltered comic relief, all couched in effortless camaraderie. If you want a sharp but good-natured take on the week in culture, love, and living, press play.