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Baby D
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Mall
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Rory
We are back. Yes, we are happy. Middle of the week sponsored by Boost. We are here. The whole crew is here.
Mall
We are here.
Rory
Studio is packed.
Mall
Yes, we are so packed.
Rory
So loud. Can't even hear myself.
Mall
Can't even walk in the studio today with so many people.
Rory
Ryan shaved his mustache. You know, things, things are. Are back on track.
Mall
Ryan was trying to shape up his mustache and messed up and up. He had to like shave it all off.
Rory
Better than that, I guess then your eyebrows or something. Yeah. You really. Then you really.
Mall
Yeah, we've all been there, Ryan. It's okay. It'll grow back.
Rory
Yeah, no, I've definitely, like, missed when I've tried to shape up right here and like definitely caught like I was over now, like.
Mall
So I just let it go back.
Rory
Yeah. No, then you just got to put your mask back on. You all right over there? I'm good.
Mall
Always. Okay.
Rory
Well, damn, that was a little sassy
Baby D
because why you asked me if I was all right. That was mad random. He was in the middle of a whole sentence.
Rory
You just looked perturbed.
Baby D
I don't know. Just fixing my hair.
Rory
Okay, well, how are you feeling?
Baby D
I feel amazing. I feel good.
Rory
Great.
Baby D
Going out after this.
Mall
Of course you are. After she told us last week, I'm done. I ain't going no every month.
Baby D
But okay, when I mean going, I don't mean going out. Like, I'm just, I'm having dinner.
Mall
That's going out.
Baby D
You're old so you would think that.
Rory
But you also consider going. Dinner is going out. What are you talking about?
Baby D
No, going out is like the club.
Mall
That's like that too.
Baby D
Not every every time you leave the house don't mean you going out.
Mall
Going to dinner is going out.
Rory
Especially in New York.
Mall
Who are you talking about? That's not even a debate. Going to dinner is going out. That's part of going out. Like I'm going out. Where you're going. We're gonna go to dinner. I mean, that's going.
Baby D
No going to dinner. And in the, the comma, like if other is coming after dinner, then that's going out.
Mall
But if you're just going, even if you don't do nothing else, if you go to dinner, you, you went out. I went out to dinner. That's going out. Then it's part of going out.
Baby D
Okay?
Rory
And just because the bar serves food doesn't mean you're out to dinner. You're out.
Baby D
I'm at dinner, smart ass.
Mall
But you're going out.
Rory
Hookah spot got wings. So now we at dinner.
Baby D
I'm going to dinner. Yes.
Mall
You outside now.
Baby D
I'm outside.
Mall
Cause it's not gonna end at dinner. It's not gonna.
Baby D
It is. We have to work tomorrow.
Mall
What that mean?
Baby D
Actually, I canceled. Cause he pushed it and I was like, you know, eight is late for me. I was like, I gotta work tomorrow.
Mall
Like eight is late. Let me tell you what that is. Stop. Right hold that thought, baby. D. All that means is that this is the first time she's hung out with this gentleman and she don't want him to think like, I'm gonna just be out late with you. That's not happening. It's not giving that it's not giving. I'm just outside late with you.
Rory
Lots going on with Meg.
Mall
I don't know you like that. You know what I'm saying? So we gonna go do dinner early and I'm gonna be back home because I have things to do tomorrow.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
All right. Now go ahead and proceed.
Baby D
Shout out to my brother Jeff, who's taking me to dinner. I'm going to dinner with my brother.
Mall
Stop right there. So when they say they brother, right? If it ain't the. If it ain't the same mother or the same father, that ain't the brother like, he'll hit if you get the opportunity.
Baby D
No, no. Okay, let's stop, stop, stop.
Rory
Not before 8.
Baby D
You tripping after 8.
Mall
Naturally, it has to be at the club.
Rory
You never beat before eight.
Daniel Cormier
Yeah.
Rory
Hell, yeah.
Mall
It's the best. That's some of the best. Beat while the sun is still up.
Rory
Sunset beat.
Mall
Oh, my God.
Rory
It's romantic, actually.
Mall
Yeah, I hear you get horny when the sun is out.
Rory
Well, I assume you're not outside at all this week.
Mall
Me?
Rory
Yeah. No, I assume you would have been at the opening of the casino last night. You and Nas. I don't even gamble the paper.
Mall
Why would I be.
Rory
Nas put five on red. I was like, oh, where's mall at?
Mall
No mall was in the house watching the Knicks. That's what I was doing.
Daniel Cormier
We're back.
Mall
So back.
Rory
Easy. Next. Until they.
Mall
Until they lose game six.
Rory
Nah, it's Nicks and Sticks, isn't it? We wanted.
Mall
That sounds good.
Rory
I know. We. That's why we went to game six instead of doing five. Like, that's good marketing. Now we can sell T shirts, Nicks and six. Come on. You're not thinking like Dolan.
Mall
I'm not thinking. I'm never thinking.
Rory
We could have easily swept us around. Yeah, he's like Nas.
Mall
Yeah, but. But congrats to Nas on the opening of the casino.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
That's big business.
Rory
No, I wanted to go support. But that. That 11pm that's when things start. I'm cool.
Mall
Yeah. Yeah.
Rory
No, no way. I was doing that. But it was fun to watch the Knicks. It's midweek. Trying to stay focused. I'm on the road to my. My Rasheed Wallace year.
Mall
Yes. Your birthday is.
Rory
Yeah. Rasheed Wallace.
Mall
Next week. Is it Monday?
Rory
No, Monday.
Mall
Monday.
Baby D
Oh, yeah.
Rory
When we come into work, I'll be. I'll be here on my birthday.
Mall
Yeah, A lot of us work on our birthdays, baby.
Baby D
Oh, can't relate.
Mall
Yeah, I know. You Can't.
Rory
Anyway, I plan on being here on Monday on my birthday. It's my birthday weekend, though, so.
Mall
What you doing this weekend?
Rory
I don't have any plans. Watch Rasheed Wallace footage.
Mall
That plan.
Rory
Rashid. Rashid Wallace on the Pistons year is. Is a nasty year. There's nothing cool.
Mall
That's a good age though, because it's right after 35, so, you know, I mean, you turned that corner.
Rory
It's a. I mean, I don't want to say depressing because I'm not one of those people. The point of this whole thing is to age and age as long as we possibly can. It's just starting your late 30s. That's a little. It's a little weird.
Mall
It gets great.
Rory
35 was odd. It's like, all right, it's now early 30s, done. Now I'm just in this limbo now.
Mall
This is when the fun starts. Now it starts.
Rory
I can't. I can't. I can't stay up past 10pm how does the fun start?
Mall
You get everything done before 10. Easy.
Rory
8pm dinners. Yeah.
Mall
Come on, man.
Rory
No, but I don't really have any plans. I plan on coming to work. That'll be fun. Yeah. Well, we can sell. Yeah. We could do a whole birthday episode, you know, where you talk about the same things you would talk about, except this time there's a cake.
Mall
Yeah, exactly. That's.
Rory
That's all.
Mall
So that's all a birthday is. Yeah, men's birthdays, we don't. We got to find a way to like, really celebrate our birthdays as men. Like, what do we do? We know what women do for their birthdays, but what do men do for their birthday?
Rory
We say we don't want to do anything and then we sulk all day that no one did anything for us.
Mall
Yeah, but we gotta. We gotta change that.
Rory
No, but that's.
Mall
That's what we have to change the culture of men's birthdays.
Rory
We resent all the people that we told to not do anything.
Mall
Like, we need a unanimous thing that all men do on their birthdays. We need to come up with something.
Rory
I mean, it used to be the strip club until that became such a normal. Like you take a first date there.
Mall
Yeah, yeah, that's normal. That's normal activities.
Rory
I don't know. I mean, maybe unlike some of those men's men's retreats, like where they do taekwondo in the woods.
Mall
I don't know if I want to.
Rory
And then they take like acid or something.
Mall
Not for your birthday. I don't know.
Rory
And then try to unlock, like, your ego.
Mall
Yeah, no, not on your birthday.
Rory
Yeah, it's enlightenment.
Mall
I don't want to get enlightened on my birthday.
Rory
Whores and Turks, that. That seems to be pretty popular.
Mall
We'll figure out something. We'll figure out. So we. We got time, but we only have a few more days for your birthday. But, yeah, next year. Yeah, that's the year. That's the year we're gonna get this thing right.
Rory
I had that on my vision board. Years 37 is my year. Yeah.
Mall
Yeah. Come on, man. Got to have fun.
Rory
2027. That's me. I already claimed that year.
Mall
So, did y' all go see the movie?
Rory
Oh, we were outside on Monday. Tamaris and I went to go see Michael. After your rave review, I was. I was expected to go see Pulp Fiction, the musical.
Mall
What?
Rory
That's just how you described how good the movie was.
Baby D
Okay,
Rory
how do I put this nicely? You have weird taste in movies.
Mall
Okay.
Baby D
You baby D. I knew it was gonna be ass. I told you it was gonna be ass.
Mall
That is ass. Y' all don't know good movie.
Baby D
That movie was bad.
Mall
I don't know good movies.
Baby D
We don't know good movies. He acting like that was the Color Purple.
Mall
Yeah. I don't know good movies. The last Color Purple was trash, and I think you love that.
Baby D
What? The musical. I didn't even see it. See how you just make up?
Mall
I thought it was somebody.
Rory
Huh? Like the Oprah one?
Mall
No, no.
Rory
Okay, Come on.
Baby D
The one I think Jennifer Hudson, isn't it. Maybe Halle Bailey.
Rory
Oh, I never saw. I only saw that.
Baby D
I didn't. I didn't watch it.
Mall
So y' all didn't like the Michael movie?
Baby D
No.
Mall
What did y' all like about it? Watch this.
Baby D
Everything that. That. The critiques that I came in here with and said online, I'm seeing these critiques. The critics are saying these critiques. I have the same exact.
Mall
About what? Say it.
Baby D
I think it was very lazy writing. I think that Michael was such a complex person, and I've admired Michael for so long and studied Michael for so long that for you to make the only antagonist in this movie be Joe Jackson is very lazy writing. I think that that's very lazy writing. The movie basically sums up to. I just got to get away from my dad because he's so. I think that that's doing Michael's story a disservice. Even if it is just half his story, I think that's doing it a disservice. I think they Did a disservice to the actors that they had in it because the actor, they have phenomenal actors, but they could only do so much with what they were given. I just think it was very one dimensional and lazy. I don't think it was. I don't think. Now do I think that Jafar did a great job as Michael. Yes, I think he did an amazing job as Michael. But I don't need to see a bunch of legendary performances just reenacted. I don't need to see that. They spent way too much time doing that. There was way too much of that. So yeah, just get away from Joe Jackson. That's the theme of the movie. I think that that's lazy writing to me, but I'm not going to be mad at other people enjoying it.
Rory
I share a lot of the same sentiments. I think I'll start with love. I think he did a great job playing Michael down in the mannerisms, the voice. I can't say enough of that. I even think it was shot very well too. I think it was directed really well. No disrespect whoever wrote it, but you were the reason it stunk like it was shot well. Young Michael was incredible. It's just you're taking these complex moments and I totally understand protecting legacy as well. And it doesn't have to be a hit piece or a fluff piece, but when you have situations like Michael being one of the first black artists played on mtv and that scene is Michael just walking in going, I want to be on mtv. And then the execs like, I'll make the call. Yo, he's on mtv. You're on mtv. Now it's this like what the.
Baby D
Very lazy.
Rory
There's so much to unpack with that entire thing. And to the marriage point, I thought the performances were incredible. Very high value. Like you could tell they put a lot of money, a lot of time into it. I've watched all four of those performances on YouTube 10,000 times and I can go do that right now. Like I'm. I'm glad they added them in, but that shouldn't have been the focal point of something that we can easily just watch on our phones with one click. Like, I would have liked to see more of the behind the scenes Michael than just focus on the performance. And then weird one liners in between. Like, I, the actors did great, but they had shitty lines. Like I think they got Michael's parents mannerisms down. Like they did well, but it's just like you're giving them nothing to Talk about.
Mall
So you feel like the acting was good, but the script was terrible?
Rory
Yes, I think. And I think if you're doing part two, again, no disrespect to this writer. He may have written things that I love. I'm not even sure who the writer was. But with what they have from 1988 to 2009, for part two, you can't have this type of writing. There's way too much complex shit. We got out of the way. The pop star, we know that Mike's a pop star now. You can't do part two the same way. You can't. Yeah, way too much complex shit. And even I'm not here to defend Joe Jackson in any type of way, but him being the antagonist, you could have explored his perspective of why he was doing this for his kids. Outside of the one conversation. I'm the one that got inside of Gary. Conversation closed. Like, there's so much more you could have done with that.
Baby D
It's these, these are. And people. I've seen people like, well, this movie is about Michael. It's not about his family. But it also is. And there's like, for example, I couldn't even point out which brother was which bro. Like, they didn't really explore his relationship with his brothers. You could say that the movie is about Michael, but that's important. His relationship with his father, like, those things are more important. You give complexity to not just the main character, but the supporting charact. They deserve complexity too. They deserve to be more than just one dimensional. That's what makes a movie. That's what makes a story. And people be invested in a story. You can't just have the main character be the main character. The side characters need to also be explored in their complexities too. And especially because multiple of them are still alive. So it's just like, it's just so it was just very one dimensional writing. It's like if you told somebody who was fucking 15 years old or 14 years old, who was born in 2003 to describe what Michael Jackson's life is because they were a Michael Jackson fan, like, there was no insight that. Or things I wouldn't know. Just watching Michael, like there, it's like his family was involved in this. Where is something that we didn't know. Where is something that tells us about who y' all were as a family. Not just like what the public would assume. I just, I didn't. I wasn't a big fan of it. But I'm sure if you like, obviously, like I was Singing, Waiting, the song.
Rory
I was entertained.
Baby D
I was entertained.
Rory
It just. But felt like it was a. It was a missed opportunity with so much depth of that. The first half of Michael's life with his childhood that. That granted, of course, I've seen other series and. But the stuff that I was not alive for, I was alive for all the fuck. Shit. Towards the end of his career, as a music fan that knows a lot about Michael, I would have liked to know more about his childhood, like, outside of just the obvious things we know. And I think it's funny that Hollywood always wants Lorenz Tate to be very Gordy. Maybe we should give someone else a shot. But I love Lorenz Tate and he always plays. Yo. Was Barry Gordy an executive producer on this?
Baby D
And I don't think so.
Rory
Boy, did they protect him.
Baby D
I didn't. I don't.
Rory
They made Barry Gordy look like the nicest father figure of all time. Like, if he would have stayed with Barry, he would have been an okay person.
Baby D
Yeah. I don't. I don't know. I just feel like they. There was so much time in the movie spent on their performances. Like, there were like three big, huge performances that took up a lot of time. They weren't glimpses of a performance. They were a full reenactment. You could have spent that time to have more dialogue that led to a deeper story.
Rory
To me, it felt like Michael on Broadway. Short, shorter dialog, amazing music scenes, which is like. I'm not saying that's bad. Just with a movie, I prefer something different.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
And we have to stay. Stay on it long. But, yeah, it was. It was Michael on Broadway to me, which is not an insult by any means.
Baby D
That's a very good way to put it.
Rory
Yeah. Let's condense this dialog so we can get to singing and dancing. But, you know, I still encourage people to go see it if you love Michael Jackson.
Mall
Just have that same energy when they do the Simply Red movie.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
Who's Simply Red?
Mall
Before your time. You know Simply Red? You don't know Simply Red?
Rory
I mean, I think it'd be a great biopic.
Mall
I want. I want to know about. I love Simply Red.
Rory
Plenty. Plenty to unpack with that. Yeah, I'm totally with you. Well, while we were gone, which was one day, it became list centric again, which usually happens towards the end of the year. But I guess going into the summer, content numbers typically go down because more people go outside across the board. So I think everyone's trying to get their last traffic in. So let's make as many lists as we can. Didn't we just go through a list where I said, B dot, you're on the clock. Yo, B dot, I. You gotta do something this week. This is getting out of hand.
Baby D
Well, bdot usually does his list at the end of the year.
Rory
Yeah, but he got to adapt his comp. His competitors are. Are coming up with. With vocalists that aren't vocalists. Where do we want to start? We're going to start with the. The greatest writers of all time from the New York Times OR Consequences Top 100 Best Vocalists of all time. I'm here to start with New York Times because they did a bunch of video pieces, too, with some of the greatest songwriters ever.
Baby D
Is my great on there? Is my goat on there?
Rory
I believe your goat is on there.
Baby D
My goat is on there. She. Is that in order?
Rory
No.
Baby D
Oh, okay.
Rory
New York Times made it very clear that these songwriters not in order. 30 greatest of all time.
Baby D
Okay.
Rory
They started. The first thing I saw was they did like, a video piece with Jay Z where he was explaining entendres and this and that, and he made a very interesting quote that he ended up getting killed for. Of older artists trying to sound young. It comes off, you know, inauthentic. The listener can really hear when an older artist is trying to adapt to a time that he's not a part of. It comes across weird. There's no feeling in it. He mentioned. He said the clips are a great example of not doing that. And I feel Jay, I think that's a very accurate, accurate description of certain artists. With that said, last week, I did see you give the screw face to DJ Khaled and Future, who are 45 and 50 years old trying to rap like Gun. And you look like they found the fountain of youth.
Baby D
Hey, man, you know, shit sound different in the studio. It sound different in the studio. It sound different in the studio. The listening party, like, you know, and
Rory
I'm joking, but I sound different when
Mall
the person whose song it is is playing it for you.
Rory
Yeah. And screaming in your face of how
Mall
good it is when they selling it to you.
Rory
And Khaled is sitting there doing who's a great salesman?
Mall
Yeah, yeah. He's doing his pitch. It's like, okay, I get it.
Rory
Khaled is amazing at pitches. Marketing. Yes. It's tough when you sit in there. But no, and I'm joking, but I did see people killing Jay for that. And I think that that's an accurate, you know, response to Jay after that. Like, but we just we just saw you be quiet. About a 50 year old making.
Baby D
It's a name missing out here. Scroll down.
Rory
Which name are you looking for?
Baby D
B. Cox is who I'm looking for.
Rory
No, he's not on here. I will read very quickly, as quick as I can, these 30 names of the greatest American living songwriters right now. Jay Z, Young Thug, Kendrick Outkast, Missy Elliott, Mariah Carey, the Dream, Bad Bunny, Babyface, Stevie Wonder, Nile Rogers, Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis, Smokey Robinson, Lionel Richie, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Dolly Parton, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Paul Simon, Carole King, Willie Nelson, Dion Warren, Fiona Apple. I always this first name up. Lucindia Williams, Romeo Santos, Valerie Simpson, Brian and Eddie Holland. I'm with you, Bears. I don't understand why Brian Michael Cox or Jermaine Dupri, even if they wanted to do a duo, would not be up there. John to Austin. I have no idea why the is not up there. I can make a case that Neo could be up here.
Mall
No, it's not a case. It's not a case at all. Neo should be there.
Rory
I could also make a case that Dallas Austin should be up there. Mm. So at that point, like, why stop at 30 if you're going to leave people like that off? Because I'm not here to disrespect other genres that maybe don't mean as much to me because I think obviously New York Times has to do all genres. But nah, listen, man.
Mall
Nah, listen, I get it. But Thug being there. No. Jermaine Dupree of Brian Michael Cox is crazy thug.
Rory
And no.
Mall
And no disrespect.
Rory
Thug is a great writer, specifically with melodies. Writes some of the best melodies of the last 20 years. The fact that we would consider Young Thug a rapper.
Peach
Right.
Rory
Nas is not up here as one of the greatest rappers living, so.
Baby D
Right. Songwriters and rappers are two completely different things. But I hear you fair. Very different things. Because Jay Z's up there, so it's very different.
Rory
Okay. Nas wrote Big Willie style.
Mall
Beyonce's not up there.
Rory
Crazy.
Baby D
No, but.
Rory
And I know people are gonna comment.
Baby D
Other people writes her.
Rory
She has help. But. Yes, she does. Like, what are we talking about?
Mall
Yeah, Kanye's not up there.
Rory
Yeah, I'll say. Because. Because the. The Internet would just make. Drake should be up here.
Baby D
Drake should definitely be up there.
Mall
Oh, yeah, they're saying he's American or Canadian.
Rory
Oh, that's. You think that's why that's made America.
Baby D
That's fair.
Mall
What are they saying? You know, like, we gotta. We gotta read the title. American songw is technically. He's Canadian. I get it.
Rory
But no, he's not technically. No, he just is. No, he's. He's Canadian.
Baby D
What was the. Can we find the qualifications? Ryan to see Complex is usually good at doing that, but this is a New York Times list because I. I'd like to see what the qualifications were for that because there's no way.
Rory
I hear you on. On Kanye, and I do think Kanye is a great writer, but I think if you were to go with his strongest suit, it would be production arranging, which is writing. But I think there's. They're speaking specifically to lyrics with songwriting, not instruments and melody, I would assume so. I hear you on. I mean, Kanye is a great writer,
Mall
but Jermaine Dupree and Brian Michael should be on that.
Rory
That goes like.
Mall
This is. This is crazy.
Rory
Without saying to me. There's also another one that they're, you know, they obviously could not put up there. But he deserved to be up there.
Mall
He's not going to be on any.
Rory
Of course he's not going to be on any list, but there's one they're leaving out that might be number one or number two in there, but again, I get it.
Baby D
That's fine. I'm perfectly fine with him being left off. Brian Michael Cox and Jermaine Dupree being left off. I am not okay with. They do have my two goats on there, though. They missing my third one. But they got her boyfriend.
Mall
But whatever this.
Rory
I. I'm not mad that he's not up there, but. Honorable Boyfriend who?
Baby D
It was a Mariah scientist joke, but go ahead, Roy.
Rory
Who are we taking off to put Mariah on the scientist?
Baby D
Young Thug.
Rory
Young Thug is a better writer than Ryan.
Baby D
Okay, that's your personal opinion. I don't agree with you at all, but that's your personal opinion.
Rory
You guys may laugh at me. I think Sean Garrett, you can make a case for sure.
Baby D
Well, I mean, if we're. Okay, so if it's just 30. If it's just 30, we can't just start naming really good writers. Like, you gotta have the best of the best. Like Diane Warren is up there. Like, let's.
Rory
Okay. But Rafael Sadiq isn't.
Baby D
Well, so this. That's when we get to the point of who you're taking off. That's that. That's what I'm saying. Like. Okay, I'm not saying that people aren't good, aren't great, but if you're only doing 30, then you get to the point of who you're taking off. Like I said, I'm perfectly fine to
Rory
dug off to put.
Mall
If you're Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, then, like, put an outkast there.
Rory
In what way?
Baby D
I ain't mad at all. I'm mad.
Mall
I'm just saying if Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis counts as. Is that counting as two, correct, Ryan?
Baby D
Yes, but they usually write together. I think that that's fair. They usually write together.
Mall
Who?
Baby D
Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.
Mall
You think outkast doesn't write together? You think when Big Boy and Andre was in the studio, he was like, nah, don't put this.
Rory
Say that on one album.
Baby D
Oh, so that's what you mean is saying you should count two of the. Count them as two, not one.
Mall
It should be Andre 2000 and Big Boy.
Baby D
Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense.
Mall
Like, I'm just saying. I'm just looking at this.
Rory
Well, no fair. But if Outkast, if they started their career and the name of Outkast was Andre 3000 and Big Boy, instead of the name Outkast, they probably list it as Andre through that.
Baby D
Yeah, if Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.
Rory
That's just how that. Yeah, that's how they marketed. Even though that's like their names. But. Well, Jimmy Jam is. I don't know if that's his government, but that's. That's. That's their production duo artist name. The same way it is with Outkast. I don't know. This one's tough to start with because we're talking just solo career, what you wrote for other people and like, I. I don't know.
Mall
Just writer.
Rory
That's why that's writers. I'm sure it's just what you. Then. Just then just writers then. Yeah, the ones I named Raphael, Sadiq, for sure. Nas for sure. Needs to be in there. Goes without saying with Brian Michael Cox and J.D.
Mall
i mean, if you're gonna have Thug there, why not have Quentin there?
Rory
I think Quentin's an incredible writer. But would. Would the biggest records? Because Quentin's bet on how many, like, iconic records. Let me not say iconic huge records. Probably like five or six that he's been credited for.
Baby D
It needs to be iconic. When you're doing the 30 greatest living American rappers, like, I mean, writers, you can't just do, okay records or hit records. You need iconic.
Mall
If you gonna have Thug, then where's Future?
Rory
Listen, he makes a case.
Baby D
But does Future write his song? I'm not saying write his raps, write his song.
Mall
Yeah. Future has written written songs for other artists. No, I1 melodies and all.
Rory
Like, one would say, based off the demo of Drunken Love, Jay Z and Beyonce both took his flow.
Mall
Like, I mean, if you go. I'm just saying. Like, I'm just looking at the list. I'm just saying, I think Future should be there. If you're gonna have Thug there, you'll have Jada Kendrick there. I mean. Yeah. So who do you.
Baby D
Who do you take off to put a Future there?
Mall
I would take Thug off.
Baby D
Okay.
Mall
And put Future there.
Baby D
But if you gonna take Thug off and put Future there, like, I feel like you would take Thug off and put, like, some. That's what I'm saying. It's only 30 spots, so if you want Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis, Johnson, Austin on there.
Rory
Well, Jimmy Jam's on there.
Baby D
I mean, not Jimmy Jam. I'm sorry. Jermaine Dupree and B Cops, they should definitely be there.
Mall
Without a fucking doubt.
Baby D
Take off sturdy. Who do you take off?
Mall
You could take Thug off and put Jermaine Dupree There's.
Rory
Let me see what Carol King wrote.
Mall
Just. Just starting there. Don't do. We're not doing that. We not doing that.
Rory
Rick James, man.
Mall
Living, living, living.
Rory
Oh, yeah, my bad. Or is he. Then where's Tupac?
Baby D
I just. Having Taylor Swift on the same list as Diane Warren is bothering me.
Mall
She's American and she's a songwriter, and she's one of the best American songwriters. That's it.
Baby D
Taylor Swift is not a better writer than Jermaine Dupri or Brian Michael.
Mall
I'm not saying she is. I'm just saying if you're making an American songwriters list, Taylor Swift is on there.
Rory
One would argue she'd be one or two.
Mall
Like, it just is what it is.
Rory
From what we understand, for the most part, Taylor Swift writes all her own music. We've. I think all of us said on this podcast, like, Taylor Swift's music isn't really for us, but you can respect that. Somebody has a good pen. Like, 100%. Yeah.
Mall
You can be 8 years old or 80 years old, and you can sing a Taylor Swift song.
Rory
If you're that big and you're writing your own music. Yeah. You deserve. She's like, one or two.
Peach
Okay.
Rory
Like, would you not say the same thing? Like, Bad Bunny writes all his. His own music and is that big? Like, what's the same thing? To me? They're. They're both like, two biggest artists and
Baby D
they write their own Bad Bunny's music because I don't speak to. Speaking of damn Spanish. So I don't know how good the words are to the song because I don't speak Spanish. I know it's good enough for me to bump, even though I don't understand what he's saying. So I can't give him. I can't give him or take away his credit because I don't understand what he's saying.
Rory
I'm really not making a joke here. I promise. Vibes Cartel. You can make a huge case to be on this list.
Mall
American.
Rory
He. Come on.
Mall
And if they say American, how's Bad Bunny there?
Rory
Puerto Rico.
Mall
What are we doing?
Baby D
Puerto Rico is America.
Mall
What are we doing?
Baby D
Puerto Rico is America.
Rory
You ask, what are we doing?
Mall
What are we doing? That's all I'm asking, but I get it.
Caller/Guest
All right.
Mall
Cool vibes, though. No, that's. Jamaica's not America.
Rory
I mean, he's been to America.
Mall
Oh, for sure. Definitely.
Rory
No, I keep forgetting it's the. The American part. Well, no, I mean, this. I. I like that a publication is. Is honoring songwriters. I think that that's important. It's something that we can argue about. That's not like gossipy. And this actually has some type of substance to it. But I mean, my favorite comment here is no LeBron question mark.
Mall
LeBron Rice.
Rory
You wrote that whole Two Chains album.
Baby D
This Rory said, what did Carole King write? You make me feel like a natural woman wrote that.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
I mean, she better than every song that. That they will ever put on the list, probably.
Rory
She was definitely not Hand in Hand in the Beverly Center. Not Karen. Who saw her Come on. Miss me with that Jermaine Dupree and
Mall
Brian Michael Cox not being on this list. Crazy.
Baby D
Absolutely. That's. Yeah, but you have to remember who's writing the list.
Mall
So, I mean, they got Young Thug on there.
Rory
That's who he represents.
Baby D
The whole genre would grab. But that's who they would grab before
Mall
Jermaine is in Atlanta too.
Rory
Like, if you go grabs out of
Mall
Atlanta, you'll grab Thug before Jermaine and Brian Michael Cox. I'm just saying, man, listen.
Rory
But I. If they're doing it based off like Thug representing a whole sub genre of a huge genre, I think Future would be the representation of that before Thugwood. But that's just. That's just me.
Mall
No future on this list.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Like if you're saying Jay Z represents a whole group of rappers and his peers and they just want to put one there, I get that. Same with Outkast, Kendrick as well, representing that. That era, I'd put Future over thug in in a heartbeat because I mean I think Doug would say he got a lot of shit from future but
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Baby D
I think that the major. I think that the majority of the rappers on this list can be left off if there's only 30 spots. There's way more complex songs than rap songs and writers who have written those songs that could be on there.
Rory
Personally, are you shocked there's no Eminem on here?
Baby D
No, not.
Rory
Not my. Not my cup of candy, but I could totally. I'd be fine if I saw Eminem's name on this list. As far as writers.
Mall
Yeah. I'm just saying they got Young Thug on.
Baby D
I'm not going by there.
Rory
I'm.
Baby D
Young thugs don't need to be on. A couple people don't need to be on there. So I don't just want to pick on Thug. I'm not.
Mall
I'm just saying if they got. We could have went. Nas could have went m. Eminem, Jermaine Dupree.
Baby D
Like, oh, y' all are just saying to replace a rapper, it's a place to replace Young Thug with another rapper.
Rory
Those rappers.
Baby D
Okay, all right.
Rory
But you. I mean, you would not put Eminem on a songwriter's list.
Baby D
I'm the 30 greatest songwriters that are living. No, I would not put Eminem on it. I don't think that that's the crazy.
Rory
That's where he's rechecks. He checks sales. He checks actual complex lyrics. He checks substance.
Mall
He's the songwriter on all of these records.
Baby D
Like, y' all, listen.
Rory
He's written for other people.
Mall
Yeah, I'm. I don't know. Again, I don't know the criteria for the list, but Eminem should be on the American songwriters list.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Like, what are we saying? Like, he's Eminem. Like, he don't. The music don't play where we at. You go to these stadiums around the world. His music is playing there.
Baby D
There's a lot of music that plays a lot of places that sells a lot of records. That doesn't mean that it's always. That doesn't mean that it's good. Like. Like, that's my thing. Like, greatest songwriters just because something sells a lot. And I'm not even. Y' all are making me. I don't even want to shit. I. Eminem. Y' all are making me.
Mall
You don't gotta shit on him to make your point.
Baby D
My point is in the 30. There are only 30 spots living.
Mall
And I'm saying Young Thug made it.
Baby D
I'm not talking about their list. I said we've been. They got shit wrong. What I'm saying is your list. My question was to you, to both of you. On Your list of 30 greatest songwriters of all time, is Eminem making your list? And Rory said, yes.
Mall
American living songwriters, 30.
Baby D
Yes.
Rory
No, I said I'd be completely fine if he was on the New York.
Baby D
Then I asked you, is he making your list? I directly asked you.
Rory
I'm sorry that I misunderstood you. No, my personal list. No.
Baby D
Okay.
Rory
But I am. When you check every single box for the masses, I think you should belong to be like, you should be up there. I mean, Fauntleroy James could definitely be up there.
Baby D
That's somebody that I would put on mine.
Mall
Yeah, I'm just.
Baby D
But you know, everybody has different ideas of what great songs are. I think you can sell millions of records and it not be a great song. I just. But that's my personal opinion. And that's not. That's. M is not who I am targeting with that statement.
Rory
I feel terrible because I definitely thought Bob Dylan was dead. And not only is he alive, he's playing Forest Hill Stadium soon. He's still thriving.
Mall
He's still working, still out here, kicking ass.
Rory
84 years old and is on tour right now all of July. He's on tour. That's amazing. And I agree that Bob Dylan should definitely be on this list as far as writers go. But he's doing like full tours.
Mall
Yeah. Come on, man.
Rory
You got like 25 year old artists that won't do these many dates.
Mall
Yeah, that's crazy. Bob still out there kicking ass.
Rory
Yeah, no, that. That's kind of.
Baby D
Yo, it's so funny when you like start looking up, like, who these people are, because it's like, oh, this name doesn't look familiar to me. Like, I just looked up Valerie Simpson and she wrote Ain't no Mountain High Enough and I'm every woman. Like, so those are the people that are on the list with Young Thug. The people who wrote Ain't no Mountain High Enough. And I'm every woman. It ain't nothing like the real thing.
Mall
What are we doing saying
Rory
I'm probably only talking to Peach at this point, But James Taylor, I think, should be up there. James Taylor. If we're. We're talking folk and rock and roll,
Mall
who's the dude?
Rory
He did the intro to J. Cole's album Damaris, so you have to agree with me.
Baby D
Oh, okay.
Rory
Got a classic in. Remember the Titans. Come on.
Mall
What's. Who wrote I will Always love you?
Baby D
Diane Warren, if I'm not mistaken.
Mall
Oh, no.
Baby D
Dolly Parton wrote it. You're right. You are right. I'm sorry.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
That's a different Whitney song that Diane wrote.
Rory
Yeah. Dolly Parton wrote I Will Always love you in 1973.
Baby D
Yeah. It was originally her song.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
Yeah. Oh, no. If. I don't think anyone's arguing that Dolly Parton should be on this list. She has hits. Well, there was another list. Consequence. Not the rapper. As Damaris asked me off mic, the publication Consequence put out a list. That's just such a funny reply. You saw consequences top 100, best vocalists, and Tamara said the rapper.
Mall
Best vocalist.
Rory
Okay, they did top 100 of all time. I mean, should we just start with the 20?
Mall
Is this in order? Or you just.
Rory
This is an order. 1. 1 through 100.
Mall
This is in order.
Rory
In order. 1.
Mall
They said this is order.
Rory
Yes.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
On. On the site. You can even go through 90. 91 to 100. 81 to 90.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
This is. This is in order. We can start with the top 20. Freddie Mercury, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston. Freddie Mercury is the greatest vocalist of all time.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
Number three. Whitney Houston. Marvin Gaye, Robert Plant, Beyonce, Ella Fitzgerald, Mike Patton, Michael Jackson, HR Rory Orbison, Nina Simone, Rob Hillford, Ray Charles, Mariah Carey, Hank Williams, James Brown, Adele, Chris Cornell, and Kendrick lamar. At number 20. Number 21 is Sam Cook. I just want to put that into context. I hate the perception of this podcast because everything's gonna come across as hate. Curtis Mayfield is at 43, not at number 20. And listen, I am. I'm happy that Consequence included rappers into the best vocalists top 100, because I think vocals are a huge part of hip hop, especially now with melodic hip hop. I think they are great. Like DMX at 32.
Baby D
DMX is better than. Than Luther Vandross. This is rage bait.
Rory
Like, they're.
Baby D
I've never heard of these people before. That's why I was like, Consequence who?
Rory
He's pivoting. Nah, we got rappers do media now. What do you want from them?
Baby D
We gotta stop addressing every list. But I'm not addressing.
Rory
If this didn't go, like, viral. Viral, I wouldn't be Addressing this. Right.
Mall
I'm just letting you guys understand why it went viral. Like, you. You get it.
Baby D
You're one of the reasons it's going viral. You add until it's virality.
Mall
This is crazy. I don't even need it. Once I saw the top 20, I was cool. Like, I might.
Rory
Good.
Mall
I'm good. I don't need to see the rest of this list.
Rory
I mean, they. They included all genres. I think that's. I think it's important that inclusivity hip hop does need to be.
Mall
Yes.
Rory
It needs to be awarded for its vocals. I just think the term vocalist and traditional vocalist should be the top 50 at least.
Mall
Okay, got you, got you.
Rory
But I mean, how do you guys feel about the top? Let's go top 10 before we start getting it to a really weird place. Freddie Mercury, Aretha Franklin, Winnie, Houston Marvin.
Mall
Freddie Mercury is not the greatest vocalist of all time.
Rory
Where we see up in our draft because we did a male vocalist and female vocalist draft on Patreon.
Mall
Mercury was there.
Rory
No, he's definitely there.
Mall
He's not number one. None of us picked him number one.
Rory
He was like a solid fifth rounder, I think. Yeah. Six rounder, maybe.
Mall
Great voice, but the greatest. Number one all time. No.
Baby D
Who would y' all put number one greatest vocalist?
Rory
It's between Whitney and Aretha and Michael for me. And we. We had this conversation on Patreon. I know this is definitely a trolling list, but Michael at 9 is. I think people are so used to Michael Jackson's voice, they don't realize how good he's singing. Like Michael is. Is top three.
Mall
I mean. Yeah, you can also add Stevie into that conversation, obviously. Luther Vandross. Yeah. It's just so many other names that we could have to talk about. The number one slot, aside from Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury had a great voice. No, no one vocalist.
Rory
We.
Mall
Now we know why this went viral.
Rory
Busta Rhymes is over.
Mall
Prince, another great vocalist. Prince.
Rory
I'm just saying, you wanna know. You wanna know where Celine Dion is?
Mall
Another one that could.
Rory
49.
Mall
Yeah. Come on. Naturally, you know who number 20 is.
Baby D
Yeah, I'm cool, dog. I only want to discuss lists now. When they make at least a little bit of a scent. Like when I feel okay arguing it like the top songwriters. I was okay arguing with that. It has some stupid on it, but I was okay arguing it. This is just rage bait.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
I'm not. They not gonna get me to argue with this.
Rory
Yeah, it is funny, though.
Mall
No, it's very funny. But yeah, they can have it, I think.
Rory
Hold on, let me see if they gave the credit. It looks like Torre put this. This list together for consequence. Yeah, this was a Torre thing. That checks out.
Baby D
Oh, wait, you're being serious.
Rory
No, I'm not.
Baby D
Oh,
Rory
but you guys believed it? Because that would make sense. USA Today Top 25 Greatest Basketball Players of all time. We are staying on list today.
Mall
Oh, God.
Rory
Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Steph Curry, Karimo Dudrabar, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Bill Russell.
Mall
Wait, wait, is this in order?
Rory
Shaquille o', Neal, Tim Duncan, Katie Allen Iverson, Oscar Robinson, L. Gene Baylor, Jerry West, Julius Irving, Moses Malone, Cameron Garnett, Charles Barkley, Carl Malone, David Robinson, Isaiah Thomas, and I mean, you know, where you at, Mom. This isn't too far off of yours, though.
Baby D
I'm happy they don't got that cheater on there.
Mall
Who's the cheater?
Rory
Clay is a Hall of Famer. He's not going to be in the top 25.
Mall
Clay will be top 25 of us.
Baby D
No, I wouldn't think that. That's why I just said. I'm just happy he's not on there.
Rory
I'm sure someone on this list has cheated, though. I can.
Mall
Just a guess. Yeah, I'm not mad at.
Rory
Actually rest in peace to one of them. They'd had press conference because of it.
Mall
This is not. This is. Yeah, no, my list looks a lot different from that, but I. I'm not mad at it.
Rory
Well, you were early on having Stefan in your. In your top five before it was
Mall
trendy to say Steph Curry is definitely a top five player of all time.
Rory
No, now that's. I think people say that regularly, but you were the first person I heard say that, which I wasn't against.
Mall
Yeah, he's top five. I could argue that. Toughest. Steph is top four, actually.
Rory
But, I mean, they have him at four.
Baby D
They have my four.
Rory
But you're. You're a. You're a Michael Kobe.
Baby D
Ma, don't do it. Ma. Want to put Steph higher than LeBron.
Rory
I think he said that publicly before.
Mall
Yeah, that's not a. He's dominated LeBron. What are you talking about? That's not a. That's not like a. I'm not. Yeah, he's definitely top. He's definitely above LeBron for me, for sure.
Baby D
Can you clip this so that he gets yelled at in the comments the way I do? Thanks.
Mall
Why would I get.
Rory
But make sure you have Damaris pointing like that. Yeah.
Mall
Personally. Yeah, I got Steph over LeBron definitely. I got Kobe over LeBron too.
Baby D
That part too.
Mall
I've said this though. Dimash is saying no.
Baby D
I know, I know. I just want it all clipped in one convo.
Rory
But I mean Kobe over LeBron isn't like a crazy. That's a 5050 debate. No one will look at you nuts saying that. Most people agree with you there. But I don't know how many people say Steph is above LeBron.
Mall
He's literally dominated LeBron. If they. When they met in the finals. That is true.
Rory
Like, Cause of Klay Thompson.
Mall
Yeah, like, I mean, Steph is. Sorry.
Rory
It's kind of a fact though.
Mall
It's, you know Steph, just as he doesn't have an ego. If Steph had an ego, like when he walked around acting like he was the best player, they would drug test him after every game. You would have to.
Baby D
If he acted like who that nigga who Downfall preyed on and he tore his acl had Halliburton. If he acted that type of light skinned.
Rory
Don't do that.
Baby D
If he acted like Halliburton, he's just a competitor. So ego. I didn't say it's a bad thing. It's a basketball players have egos.
Rory
Well, you think LeBron has an ego?
Mall
Yo, Rory, stop playing with me, man.
Rory
What you be.
Mall
Don't ask me a question to turn you.
Rory
It was a luck of the draw with his son going over.
Mall
Yeah, Steph, to me he's a reader. I got him a little hiding. I got him and I got Shaq in my top five.
Rory
So I don't think that's crazy to say as far as dominance. I mean numbers. Yeah, maybe you could argue, but LeBron
Mall
is to me is probably top seven.
Baby D
Oh my God.
Rory
You replaced the great white hope.
Mall
But I've said this before. I think LeBron is probably 7 on my list all time. I got Shaq before him for sure. I got Magic before him definitely. Why I've said that before. I'm. Bro, I've been saying this for years. It's not something that like different that I'm saying. I've been saying that like on my personal list. Yeah, I got him at probably seven.
Rory
Nah, they. They did Brunson. Dirty Brunson.
Mall
Yeah, McCullum did do them dirty. McCullum been frying his ass up.
Rory
Chill, relax. I did this. Get a lot of traffic. I don't know why. Again, this, this week was the week of the list. I just saw this in passing. I didn't see very many people Arguing through this.
Baby D
But can we do biggest dick suckers in the culture? Can we do that list?
Rory
Jesus Christ.
Baby D
My bad. I'm sorry.
Rory
I'm like, God, who?
Mall
You got a number one? Just give me your top two now.
Baby D
I'm cool, dog. Why?
Mall
Just give me your top two.
Baby D
Understood. Doesn't need to be explained.
Mall
But sometimes you got to explain why you making your case, though. That's all I'm saying.
Baby D
I'm okay. I want a peaceful summer.
Rory
Why?
Mall
Why wouldn't you have a peace every May?
Baby D
I don't every May. For the past three years, I haven't had a peaceful start to my summer. This May. I want a peaceful summer.
Mall
Okay.
Baby D
I want peaceful summer. But I'm just saying be sucking wild dick.
Rory
Jesus.
Baby D
Sorry, my bad.
Rory
Is there like another way to word
Baby D
that
Rory
so it's not so homoerotic, like just passionate? Disproportionately passionate. Disproportionately, Disproportionately blind love.
Mall
You being disproportionately passionate right now. Like, I think you need to calm down.
Baby D
Hating.
Mall
Hey, I guess hating I can't do that.
Baby D
Hating ain't strong.
Rory
Wait, I thought, I thought dick sucking was the opposite of hating.
Baby D
Nah, they be. It's one in the same.
Rory
I've. I've never had a girl stuck my dick and she hating on me right now.
Mall
I want her to hate me some more than hate me every day.
Baby D
You know how good the dick suck be when a hate. You think about it.
Rory
Yeah, but she's not hating. She hates me, but she's not hating
Mall
that I'm on the other side.
Baby D
Or when she hates somebody else, so she starts sucking your dick. That's hip hop.
Mall
She hates somebody else when she start.
Baby D
She hate that other. So she take it all out and start gripping you up just because she hate the other. That's what hip hop media has become.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
I mean, it's a weird comparison, but okay.
Baby D
No, I think it makes perfect sense to me.
Mall
Yeah, I think in your head that makes sense. I'm trying to.
Baby D
It don't make sense that you haven't seen nobody else hating on somebody else so much that they start like, slurping up their competitor.
Mall
Oh, yeah.
Rory
I just wish we could use other adjectives, like, let's just find other ways.
Baby D
I'm with you. Right. Because when you had the homoerotic conversation, like, why is everything so homoerotic? But you really can't. There's. There's no comparison, like, to just you niggas is dick suckers. There's no comparison. Like, I haven't found an equivalent.
Rory
You're being passionately weird over a stranger. Somebody you don't know does not care about you.
Baby D
They don't hit the same. Just like saying, like, hey, leave me alone. Don't hit the same as blow to grip it. Don't hit the same.
Mall
She makes a point. Sometimes you just got to get right to it.
Baby D
Do I get right to it?
Mall
Let's not put too many words in there and make it a word salad. No, just get right to it.
Rory
We're trying to make the 30 greatest writers of all time. Less is more. If you can say more with less words, get right to it. It's the entendres that Hove was talking. Yeah, no, I got you. I mean, will we be that way in the comments? French Montana versus Rick Ross versus May 7th. Because we needed this.
Mall
Didn't Rick Ross already do versus?
Rory
Yes, with two chains.
Mall
So what are the versus rules now? You could do, like, multiple.
Baby D
You do multiverse.
Rory
I mean, Kiss did it solo and deluxe, but that's different. What is it?
Baby D
Mortal Kombat? Like, you just.
Rory
Yeah, this didn't work for this. This person. So let me see. BMF against someone else.
Mall
Yeah, I'm. I'm, I'm. I think I'm done with Versus.
Caller/Guest
Man.
Mall
This is. This is now becoming a little. It's corny now.
Rory
I, I.
Mall
The Tank Tyrese one I like, though.
Baby D
You like that?
Mall
Only because it was so performative. Like, it was just, like, away from.
Baby D
Oh, it was entertaining. It was entertaining. I get that. I get that. Tyrese and Tank are both entertainers.
Rory
Yeah. I just don't. I don't know who asked for this. And I, I like French Montana and Rick Ross a lot. And if this was during COVID maybe I probably would have been a little bit more excited. I just don't. The Ross and two chains. One was cool. Two chains kept up way crazier than I thought he would. I mean, French has a bunch of hits. Everyone already knows how we feel about Ross's catalog. I just don't. Like, I don't know. Instead of what day is May 7th? Is it a Friday? Drake featuring Drake versus is hilarious.
Baby D
I mean,
Rory
May 7th is a Thursday. I just feel like on a Thursday night, you could just go out and hear French Montana and Rick Ross instead of having to watch this. Like, instead of just watching them rap over the the track. Like, just, I don't know, go to Dyckman. Like, do you need to sit at home and watch this? Is this Going to be that great of a performance from these two.
Mall
A celebration of the biggest club anthems ever.
Rory
They both got them. I'm not saying that there's not going to be amazing songs played, but yeah,
Mall
but I didn't I don't want to see this version shout out to French and and Roster. But as a Versus, Rick Ross and
Baby D
French Montana are both very entertaining to me, so I think I might watch.
Rory
Do Swiz and Timberland have any stake in this anymore? Do they sell everything?
Baby D
They sold it.
Rory
You know, I think this is, this is, this is, this is when you have execs that literally understand nothing that happens on the Internet. Of course, when Versus hit during COVID the numbers were insane. When they went to was a Triller and did that partnership, it was absolutely nuts. The data was nuts. And a bunch of execs saw that and Swizz and Timberland did the smartest thing ever, knowing people were going to go back outside and sold it at its peak. And a bunch of execs looked at that and said, look, the urban culture loves us. Look at the data. And now they spent a whole bunch of fucking money and now they're sitting here like, all right, at the end of the quarter with this investment that I just bought this, we have to do something. So they're just scrambling to pick whatever just to justify buying the shit.
Baby D
Let me correct you.
Rory
I'm here to be corrected.
Baby D
Yes. So Swiss Beats and Timberland did did sell it to Triller but Triller wasn't making the payment so they took it back and partnered with Elon Musk X. Okay, but it's maintain full ownership and
Rory
creative because Ebro does like post game commentary. It's all Apple stuff is where usually I think it was just in the trailer as well.
Baby D
I mean that might have been a partnership.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
But no Swizz beats and timberland versus strike versus deal with Elon Musk in 2024 and ever since then Swiss Beats
Rory
in oh, so we think Elon probably picked this one, right?
Baby D
No.
Rory
In the midst of Swiss Beats and
Baby D
Timberland have full creative control.
Rory
Okay, well either way I think they're probably moved on to other things and oh, we got to do that this month under our obligations.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
But Apple has had some type of stake in this for quite some time. Like there's no question they had exclusive rights to it. I I as far as forward facing to a consumer, it's looked like it's been an Apple play this entire time. I'm not sure what the actual business logistics Are. I haven't seen it on X at all. This has always been an apple thing, in my opinion.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Host by Ebro.
Mall
Like the last one I watched on. I think I watched that on. On X. Was it in Rice? Tyrese? Tank Tyrese.
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
But I mean, either way, apologies if we're getting the actual background of this. Incorrect. I don't know. I just feel like we. We move past it and everyone's just saving face. The people that made their money made their money. Do we still think all the artists that participated in it still have a percentage in it?
Baby D
The first 30 did. The first 30 have equity.
Rory
Gotcha. Well, I mean, either way, shout out to Swizz and Timberland. They.
Baby D
I'm not mad at them. Like, I can understand it. Not. I don't think it does anything bad for the culture. If you don't like it, you don't like it. I think it is cute and cool and if the artists are getting a bag from it.
Rory
No, I watch no limit cash Money. Like, I watch the whole thing.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
You know, it just obviously doesn't have the allure because we're all outside now. Doesn't mean you can't keep pushing the brand that. That you made so big in the last three years. But, yeah, I don't know. It's just I. Ross and French is like, come on, we already had Ross and whatever.
Baby D
I think the time to get the. They want the big. The big people. And I think the time to get that has passed because the heat has died down. So I don't think it'll ever be bigger than what it was as far as, like, the artists that they have.
Rory
So do you think that they'll. To me, this. This also is an eye opener of how everyone on the versus staff looks at younger artists. Because if we're. If we're doing a repeat with Ross just to go against French, like, all right, why not? Baby verse gonna. I think they just know it's gonna look like a Chrysler pulling up to a Bentley. When you look at the old performances of verses with legends and, you know, real talent that has been performing for quite some time. Not on backtracks. And I say gun. I know Gunna has an incredible show. I'm just using a younger generation as an example. This would be a show if the younger generation got a hold of it.
Mall
I just don't. I just don't get why. Like, why French versus Rick Ross. That's what I'm thinking about. Like, why.
Baby D
I'm just assuming they would be the the only ones that agree to it. I feel like it's probably like the Super Bowl. You send invitations to everybody and whoever.
Rory
No, it's just like the Super Bowl.
Mall
I don't. I don't feel. I have. I have. I have thoughts, but what are your thoughts? I'll just wait till May 7th.
Baby D
We'll talk May 8th, I think.
Mall
Yeah, we'll talk about it after the verses.
Rory
Okay.
Mall
But it's. It's very interesting that they chose those two gentlemen.
Baby D
I don't think that's a weird matchup, though.
Mall
It's not. It's just the timing of it. Why Maul. Like, why? What.
Baby D
What are your thoughts? I'm dying to know your thoughts.
Mall
No, I said I'm. We'll talk about it after the verses. I just have to see, like, after
Rory
you see their set list.
Mall
No, it's not. We. Well, we can kind of like, know what they're selling. Yeah. If it's the. Gone. Just off the announcement of the biggest club anthems ever. A celebration of the biggest club. So we know what the set list is going to look like. But just the timing of it all and just like, why. Why those two artists. Just a little.
Rory
We'll see. Did you guys believe this? This? I thought it was a little clickbaity, but they put a. A Quavo IG story and an Offset IG story around the same time, put it together and said that they're hinting at a potential Migos reunion album. Cuevo posted him and Takeoff, and then Offset had posted the three of them and said on that. So I'm not saying people are crazy for grabbing at that. If Offset's posting the three of them and not just him and Takeoff,
Peach
but,
Rory
I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of Takeoff verses that still exist. Him and Quavo. I think we're working on their second joint project at that time. I'm here for it. Obviously, it wouldn't be the same Sauce if the three of them are not together in the studio, but if. If Offset and Quavo can get back on a human level and become family again, I think it would be nice to see one of the greatest rap groups ever put another album up.
Mall
Hey, I would like to see them work together again. Offset's album wasn't bad.
Rory
Yeah. Also doesn't make bad.
Baby D
Also doesn't make bad.
Mall
Yeah. His album they put out, it wasn't bad.
Rory
And Uncle Nephew was. Was great. And I'm just assuming that there's probably a lot of records for that second one that they were working on when takeoff.
Mall
Oh, they definitely got a lot of music left over. Sure.
Rory
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Mall
Do we have voicemails?
Baby D
Yep.
Peach
You've got mail order fellas and Baby D. Real quick, this Marcus from Houston. I got a quick question for y'. All.
Rory
I got Marcus, what y' all were
Peach
doing in the situation. So I got a partner. He been dating this girl probably about a month and a half, two months, he said. But he said he'd been knowing her for like two years. They've been cool for two years. He said that she gotta like, ain't baby daddy. The baby is young but, you know, like nine years old. But he ain't really been in her life for a long time, I tell you. And she'd be trying to, like, do everything to make sure that her daughter knows her father. So she, you know, always trying to make sure that he sees her. They went out of the state for her. Her and her daughter went out of the state for a cheerleader competition. And her baby father was going to meet them so they can, you know, he could see the. Her daughter. Her daughter or whatever. Anyway, he ended up staying in a room with her, with both of them. The daughter and what in a girl? And she. She said nothing happened. He told her he. She told him nothing happened to her, to a boyfriend. Nothing happened to my partner, my Partner was like, man, he had a problem with it. I was like, man, dog, break up with her. It's too early for you to be dealing with baby daddy break up with her. But he said he really like her. He trying to find out should he break up with her or shouldn't he break up with her. She said nothing happened. The only reason that she wanted him to stay in a room is because he's a. And he was gonna try to like have girls all in his room and not spend time with the daughter at all. She kind of did this to kind of force him to spend time with her. Do y' all think that he.
Rory
All right. I was actually going to be mature about this one until the end. The end is now making me feel a little suspect about the entire thing. I get a cheerleading competition. If he's trying to get back in his daughter's life, it can be expensive. All three all staying in one hotel. Sometimes that comes with the territory of co parenting and everything going on. Maybe he slept on the couch. Whatever. It's. It's the daughter's in the room. Nothing's gonna happen. But if the reason was so he didn't have a bunch of in his room.
Baby D
That's not what he said.
Rory
Now. Now what do we talk? And I want. I want you to spend more time. What is he gonna do at a cheerleading competition besides spend time with his daughter?
Baby D
That's not that. That's not the idea I got from it. The idea I got from it was like he said, he's a. He gets distracted easily. Nah. N. Stay in this room and so that you can get your. Because this is the thing. It's the same thing with people who don't live with their kids. Sometimes that people complain about the. Okay, you're at the cheer competition. Yay. But you're not there for the getting. Already running around to do this, running around to do that, making sure this is set, pumping her up before calming down the. The hysterics. Or like that. You just sitting in the crowd as a spectator. No. You're going to be an active parent. We stand in this room together. We waking up on time together. I can understand that.
Rory
Get a room across the hall then. If it's for that and not like
Baby D
a financial reason, but if he's easily distracted by bitches.
Rory
It's a nine year old cheerleading competition.
Baby D
But what does that have to do with the city they're in? Like that doesn't. It's not about the cheerleading competition. It's about the before and the after, he's not going to be in the hotel room during the cheerleading competition.
Rory
Stay in this room until your daughter goes to sleep and then go across the hall to your shit.
Baby D
Okay, but you're not. I don't think you understand.
Rory
Like, I was actually going to start with saying, hey, this is just part of co. Parents. You got to deal with that if you're dealing with a girl that has a child. But if the reason is because he gets easily distracted, get the fuck out of here.
Mall
Yeah, that. That makes no sense.
Rory
Crazy.
Baby D
I don't think that all I'm going off him saying that he's a fuck nigga, and she's trying to get him to be more active in his daughter's life.
Caller/Guest
And.
Rory
And you don't sleep in my room,
Mall
so let's sleep in the show.
Rory
So what's he gonna get distracted by? An air.
Baby D
No, there are all. I'm off assumptions. I do not know these people. What I'm going to assume if she's making a rule like that, that he's the type of nigga that'll tuck his daughter in, go out, get drunk, have a bunch of bitches wake up late to the cheerleading competition, not be present, not be one of those. Something that somebody who's easily distracted by the lust demon, who will be involved in a whole bunch of shit.
Mall
So stay in a room with me so you don't get distracted by the lust demon.
Baby D
If he put it. Okay, never mind. I'm not. No, we forget who I'm talking to sometimes. Okay.
Mall
And not about forgetting who you talking to. That makes no sense.
Baby D
I don't. Okay.
Rory
To you.
Baby D
It doesn't make sense.
Mall
It doesn't make sense to this nigga that called in and left a voicemail to the nigga that went through it. It don't make sense. And to a father that's sitting right here. Don't make sense to him either.
Rory
All right, If I have the lust demon, right? Let's say it's in Dallas, this cheerleading competition, and I have to be put in the room with my baby mother. I'm like Denzel in flight. You got a monitor.
Baby D
You would naturally.
Rory
I would wait until my baby mother and daughter went to sleep and I would sneak out of the room and go out if I wanted to go out. Like, staying in the same room is not changing you. Not going outside to get drunk.
Mall
No.
Baby D
Like, okay.
Mall
At all.
Baby D
Okay.
Mall
If you want to go out, he gonna go out. Yeah, like, that's not. No.
Rory
But then knock on his door at 7am yo, it's time to. Time to get up.
Mall
Yeah, like if that's the case, then you just got an ain't shit baby father. But like him staying in a room with you.
Baby D
But she said that that's what.
Rory
That was the whole premise.
Mall
That ain't changing nothing. Staying in the room with you. Like, if it's down to that, like, then listen, you got to find another way. Or like you said to the told his homie, yo, listen man, this is too soon for you to be going through baby father shit.
Baby D
That I agree with.
Mall
Like, just like if it makes you
Baby D
feel uncomfortable, I agree with that.
Mall
I do think it's staying in the same room with him. Like, nah.
Rory
Because again, I think with the co parenting shit, at some point, if you're not on the holiday terms with your new girlfriend, because that takes a little while, you're gonna have to deal with your girl and her baby father maybe being at Christmas together and somebody sleeping on the couch, like that's gonna happen. And you. That's just part of dating somebody with a kid. But this. No get a different room. We got to do this because of his lust demon and alcohol addiction.
Baby D
Yeah, no, I, but I don't.
Rory
Then he's not ready to be around your daughter anymore.
Baby D
But you're, but you're a co. But you're a co parent. You not get in no separate room with. With the person you're co parent. You might get a separate bed, doubles, but you're not getting no separate room.
Rory
Well, I have the means to be able to do that. And if she was dating somebody, I would definitely respect that in a heartbeat.
Baby D
But that's not her to respect. That's not on him. He don't. That's not on him. That's not her to respect. That's not hard at that boundary. He might not even know she dating somebody. They just started dating.
Rory
I, I agree. So that's where I think Marcus kind of has a point to his friend
Baby D
and it's too early to be dealing with that. I agree with Marcus on that one, but I don't think, I don't think that just because they stayed in the same room that that naturally means I. It's some sneaky going on. I'm not.
Rory
But no, I, I agree with you. And that was be going to, to be my stance before the end. I was going to say, yo, come on, their daughter's in there. Like, don't think that they. Like sometimes that's just what you have to do. I'm sure With a nine year old cheerleading competition, they had to pay their way. You got to pay for a uniform. You got to pay for travel. I'm sure that it'd be easier for the one night or two nights that were here to just stay. Let's just get that room and stay together. Nothing's happening. He don't even be around. Like, I don't even know this person like that. He just wants me back in his daughter's life. You just got to eat that because you're now dating somebody with a kid. That last part sounded weird. As. I'm scared he's just gonna go out and be with a bunch of bitches. That's crazy.
Mall
Well, my response would have been, yo, go get your family back. Go get your family back. Don't worry about me and you.
Caller/Guest
Ain't.
Rory
We ain't.
Mall
We just started dating for real.
Baby D
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't have dealt with that either.
Mall
Like, go get your family back. You know, like, work on your family. Like, go do that. I'm not gonna be sitting at home. The girl I'm dating is now in a hotel room with her baby father and her daughter's cheering competition out of town. Like, hell no.
Baby D
Yeah, but you're also the type where you would be if she came to you and said that it was for financial reasons. You'll be like, I get y' all your own separate room. You also. You have the means to do that.
Mall
Not everybody does stand in a hotel room with no baby father, but. Nah.
Rory
Especially if he's that ill that she's scared that he could just step out of a hotel room and get all the hoes.
Mall
Yeah, like, that's not.
Rory
Baby father ill as fuck.
Mall
Yeah, it's not. No, that's not. Just. It's not happening. Like, I get it. I understand in certain circumstances, but. Because he ain't shit and he gets distracted easily. That's what Like.
Rory
But I don't want to have a man around your child. I don't care if it's his child. You want to have a man around your child that can't even watch her cheerleading competition because he gets so distracted by alcohol and women, I don't think he's ready to be in her life. That's all I'm saying.
Baby D
No, I don't think that that's. I don't. I don't think that that makes him a bad. I don't think that that makes him a bad father. Even though they've already said, yeah, he said he's a. He's not that great.
Mall
He's a bad father.
Rory
If. If Amara was at her cheerleading competition and I couldn't sit still cuz I was thinking about. All I want to do is go.
Baby D
But it wasn't.
Rory
I'm not a good father.
Baby D
Okay?
Rory
I'm not here to judge anyone. I just like. I think that's a checklist.
Baby D
What I am saying, because I agree you need to leave that girl alone because obviously that makes him uncomfortable. I agree it's too early to be dealing with that, especially with lack of clarity. But what I am saying is how you guys are saying that doesn't make any sense to you. That can make sense to me. Of. Nah, nigga, I'm not just gonna be the parent and you just get to come show up and watch the thing. Now we parenting together and if I leave you alone to your own devices, you will go out, get drunk, have bitches in the room and not be focused on being a parent. I can understand that logic, but I completely agree with that he needs to leave her alone because that's just a messy situation. But I don't think her logic in that is crazy. Now I lay down in this room and we gonna be parents together.
Rory
No, granted, I think you're right. If you wanna be back in your daughter's life, that means you need to be back in her. You need to help get her ready, this and that. But if you need to baby your baby father to the point that you need to lock him in a room with you to do those things, I don't think he's ready to be back to be a parent. That's all I'm saying.
Baby D
But that doesn't.
Rory
Because what you're saying is correct. If you want to be back in life like you are, we up at 7am, we eating fucking oatmeal, and we're getting her cheer outfit together and we're getting her ready and focused, yes, if you want to be back in her life, you have to do those things. But if it requires me locking you in a room with me, I don't think you're ready.
Baby D
I mean, but that doesn't mean that he shouldn't be in his daughter's life. That like, just because he might not be ready to be a parent responsibly, but that doesn't mean that he shouldn't see his kid. Like, that's when people. Because there are some moms who think like that who are like, nah, you're not responsible enough. You can't have a relationship with my kid. And Then people demonize them. Like, why aren't you letting him see his daughter?
Rory
I'm not saying that those fathers should be demonized whatsoever. But I'm saying if the only way that you can be a parent is if your baby mother locks you in her house, I. I don't know if you're ready. It's like, I don't think that is
Baby D
technically being locked in. I just think it's like not leaving you to your own devices. She's not locking him in a room and standing in front of the door like, no, you can't go out. But it's like, ah, if you get bored. You don't make the best decisions when you're bored. Let's give you a little bit of structure. I think more adults deal with shit like that than we like to believe. Like, some people just do not do well without structure.
Mall
All right, Turn the table. You dating somebody, and I never said
Baby D
it was okay, so.
Mall
No, I'm just asking you what would be your. What would be your stance on that.
Baby D
But I already told you I'm not okay with it. I'm not arguing that I already told you I'm not okay with it. But I'm saying that I don't think that that means that it could. But I don't think that means that she wants him or that she needs to get her family back or anything like that. But I do agree that it's not for me and it's not for homie. It's way too early for that. He shouldn't be dealing with that. That's all. I think two people, two things can be true.
Rory
Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, two things can be true. Thank for you. We have another voicemail.
Mall
Hey, what's up, Rory?
Caller/Guest
What's up, Mall? What's up, Baby D?
Peach
Peach.
Caller/Guest
It was cool meeting y' all at the meet and greet a couple weeks ago. Hopefully y' all do that again sometime in the summer. Hopefully. Maybe a rooftop or something. Be pretty nice.
Rory
Lust demon.
Caller/Guest
Not sure if you guys ever talked about the Diana Rossini Mike Vaebles situation when it dropped a couple weeks ago. Honestly, I'll be honest. Like, my first thoughts were just, like, the journalistic integrity of the whole thing. I didn't really care about the cheating part because who cares? Whatever cheating happens. But then those pictures dropped on draft day, which showed Mike Rabel and her at a bar in New York from six years ago. And then, like, more details started coming out saying that, yo, that was six months before her wedding. And then, like, a year or two later, she has her first child and then come to find out that first child's name is Michael. So I'm trying to, like, see, like, this girl kind of vile. Like, well, him and her are both kind of vile. And I'm like, yo, this shit is kind of like, this is worse than any fucking Megan Thee, Stallion, Klay Thompson, Scandal. Like, this shit is really crazy. Like, this girl got fired because of this whole thing. And then now this is the coach taking counseling lessons, all that, whatever they saying. But just want to get y' all thoughts about it. Love the pod.
Mall
Thank you for that.
Rory
Cte, man.
Mall
That's.
Rory
That's really what I. I think it's all.
Mall
CTE People are human, man. People attracted to each other. They work together, they see each other often. Like, it's. It's a natural thing. I get it's not supposed to happen because of the circumstances and, you know, we're in the workplace. But, like. Like, are we really surprised that humans had a human experience? Like, humans were attracted to each other. They're around each other all the time. Like, it happens, man.
Baby D
You don't just name your kid after your side. That just don't happen.
Rory
But what if. What if her brother, that past name was Michael? Or like, what if. What if it was just don't matter what she's supposed to step in and be like. Or let's say her husband wanted to name their son Michael because he changed his mind, and she's supposed to be
Baby D
like, no, change his mind. Tell her you hate the name Mike. Tell him you hate the name Michael.
Rory
But again, what if that's. What if Michael is his father's name and his father just passed and we gotta do Michael.
Baby D
III figure it out. You can't have the baby be named the same as the side nigga, because then shit like this comes out, and now the entire world is questioning the legitimacy of your child. Just change the name, bro.
Rory
It's balanced, man. The Patriot way. Remember? The Patriot Way. Very disciplined. Bill Belichick. Mike Vrabel, outside linebacker for the Patriots. Now the Patriots coach the Patriot Way. What you put in the universe comes back. They're disciplined on the field, out of their goddamn minds, off the field.
Mall
Yeah, it makes sense. It's right on brand for the Patriots.
Rory
Belichick taught them all this way.
Mall
So do Brady. Do you think that's his child? No,
Rory
I think that would. I think that would be a way bigger headline if I see people speculating, obviously.
Baby D
Well, how would you. There's no. Like, unless you Swab their mouths. You wouldn't know.
Rory
What, you don't think that husband has done that? Since
Baby D
some people don't want to know.
Rory
He probably hired a private investigator. Yeah, I'm sure her husband for sure. Mike V's wife is behind some of this entire thing.
Mall
But her brother's name was Michael.
Rory
See, I told you.
Baby D
Michael don't care. I don't care.
Rory
Could have named him Rick if you
Baby D
knew that you was with one dude and I'm not. Again, I don't know these people live, so this could all be blown up. But hypothetically, if you knew you were sleeping with one person with two people, and one of them name one of their name was Michael, and that was not your husband. I'm not naming my child Michael. I don't care what my brother name was.
Rory
Where do you draw the line? Then? I'll ask both of you. If you are in a committed relationship about to have a child, can you name your kid the name of somebody you've slept with in the past? I'm not saying cheating or a side person.
Mall
Oh, man, that just leave me with many names.
Baby D
Yo, I was naming names to a nigga one time.
Rory
They making up colors at this point, bro. I listen, you can't come up with a new name.
Baby D
I listed the name of all 10. Not I'm 10, all five of my top baby girl names that I wanted to name my kids. It was one name. He was like, oh, we can name her that. I said, what? I said, Brooklyn, Anastasia, Alexandra. Ah, you.
Mall
All these really like, yo, Tabby out there. Sometimes you run into a bad chick
Rory
named Brooklyn, or you Anastasia in Brooklyn.
Mall
Yeah. So what you want me to do? You know what I'm saying? But yeah, I mean, I get why people are kind of looking at that crazy.
Rory
But
Mall
it is wild, though. It is a wild situation for sure.
Rory
But is that a conversation you would even have? Not. Not this. No, no, no. I'm saying when naming a child, like, I mean, granted we had a girl, but I wasn't thinking, like, I don't know if that would cross my mind of like, if we were picking boy names that I would be like, yo, have you ever slept with someone this name? I don't know if that crossed my mind.
Baby D
Yeah, baby cross hers, though.
Rory
But then again, it would. I'm sure it would. Yeah, yeah, I'm. I'm sure it would. But that would still. Which is up because I'm saying in a mature way, it wouldn't have crossed my mind. But if I found out later that you slept with somebody that was named. Yeah, I'd probably feel away. I'd be like, why you say something
Mall
I was about to say?
Rory
Would you.
Mall
So, baby D, if you knew you were having an affair with a guy named Mike, Right. And your baby father, your husband was like, yo, I want to name my son Michael.
Baby D
I'm like, nah, I hate the name Michael. I ain't gonna lie. Hate the name Michael now when I get caught cheating later on, he like, all right, I thought you hated the name Michael. Would you have liked your son to be named after my side? No, I didn't think so.
Rory
Okay, I like this Michael. I didn't like the other Michael.
Baby D
No. Yeah. Nah. Because if I list a name for my daughter and you slept with a. With that name, let me know.
Mall
Oh, you want to know?
Baby D
I don't know. Because if my ex named his daughter Damaris, I'm giggling every five seconds, and I don't want a giggling at me like that.
Rory
It was. It was six years that they. They were having an affair. Six years was when that photo was taken at the bar to now at least six kids. It was, how do you have, like, do you take a break of the affair and like, all right, you're sewn up six more weeks so we can again, like, letting.
Baby D
No, letting your.
Rory
When you go back to your affair.
Baby D
Well, affairs don't be like, she's a
Rory
football reporter, he's a coach. No, no.
Baby D
Somebody. When you just had a baby with somebody, you don't have sex.
Rory
No, I know that part, because physically, you're not allowed. But then, like, how many more weeks after that? Like, are y' all counting down after you just said, oh, yeah, she's breastfeeding?
Mall
Yeah, I need the other two.
Baby D
Wait, so he's not supposed to be attracted to her because she's breastfeeding? The baby ain't his.
Rory
Wait, who said that? See, now you're putting words in my mouth. I think women that breastfeed, I think it's the most beautiful thing of the circle of life.
Baby D
Making sure.
Rory
I'm saying, when your titties are leaking and it's not the milk for your husband and.
Mall
And son Michael, favorite time of year.
Rory
It was never for you going out with. With the pads on your titties to go. To go cheat.
Mall
Hell yeah.
Rory
That's a warrior.
Baby D
I also don't think affairs don't happen. Sometimes they do, but affairs usually are not, like, consistent. Like, we might around for three months, be off for a month or 2. Around for 5 months, be off For a month as far as. Are not consistent usually. So, yeah, it might have been years that they have pictures of them, like, over the years. But it doesn't mean that every single month of every single year they were dealing with each other.
Rory
Like, it could have been. They were cheating, stopped. They. Her and her husband had a baby to save the marriage. And then time passed. It didn't work. And Mike, you know, was there with the clipboard.
Baby D
Yeah. Like, it could have just been. Yeah. Situational. It doesn't mean that it happened all the time.
Rory
I mean that I understand that a lot of fairs happen, like, in the workplace, because people work a lot and that's the people that are the closest to them. But I don't know in the NFL, that's. That's crazy to me, because the cameras are on you at all moments.
Mall
Yeah.
Rory
Like, how. How do you get that off at work? Like a New York City bar.
Baby D
Just.
Peach
Mike Brable's at a bar, hugged up.
Mall
Mike, don't.
Rory
I wouldn't. Like I would notice Mike Frable at a New York City bar. I don't know. I don't know if everybody would, though.
Mall
The people that need to know would.
Rory
When he was playing, nobody would. Even though Mike Vrabel was a fucking hall of Fame outside linebacker, had his helmet on and. Nah. You not recognizing Mike V. That's just a big dude at the bar. But since he's been a coach with the Titans and with the Patriots, that camera is on his face most of the game. You might recognize him. That's just friends chilling. See, but.
Baby D
See, that's. But that. But also, that's another thing. Like, for example, if me and. If me and Rory were having an affair with each other, if people saw us out together, they. It would not automatically be a thing because people would expect to see us out with each other. Like, there wouldn't be an automatic thing attached to it.
Rory
I don't know if a reporter covering a team and a coach, that. That would raise suspicion even if they weren't fucking and not for romantic reasons. Why are y' all out together?
Baby D
They.
Rory
Oh, you're a reporter. That's a head coach.
Baby D
You see the way they make eye contact with each other? That was me and Stank on our first date. Yeah, that's.
Rory
That might have been the rekindle after Michael.
Baby D
Yeah. That's wild. That's. Yeah.
Rory
With the ring on. Ugh. Or did someone Photoshop that?
Baby D
That's terrible.
Rory
Well, I guess if you both are married, you don't take.
Mall
Oh, I don't.
Rory
Know.
Mall
Yeah, but that's just so tough. These. Because pictures could. You could take pictures, and then she could paint a whole different.
Rory
No. For sure. No, I completely agree with you.
Baby D
What? That's him.
Rory
He's leaning over because he sees somebody he knows. Teddy Brusky just walked in.
Mall
Yeah, like, what if he just hugged her and he's about to sit down? Like, he didn't kiss her, like. But if I take that picture, it looked like he just kissed her. See what I'm saying?
Rory
That doesn't look like a kiss, by the way. I'm not saying they weren't having an
Baby D
affair, but body language is important. You don't get that, Ma. You've never been that close to me. You don't get that close to someone, arm on the shoulder, staring them deep in their eyes. That's intimacy. Like, that's insane.
Mall
Arm on the shoulder, weirdo.
Baby D
I mean, arm on the. You don't see his arm touching her? Like, his hand touching her arm?
Mall
No, he's just like, listen, week seven, right? We came down the field like that. That's what I'm saying. That could look like I'm. You know what I mean? He could just be explaining to her as the reporter, like, listen, I called the timeout, right? I gave him the play. Like, boom. Somebody take a picture. Now it looks like I'm rubbing your. Your arm. It's like, I don't know, man. It's just, you know, I mean, ple.
Rory
Patriot way cheating. I'm literally trying to tell you I'm gonna lie about the injury report. Put it out differently for me.
Mall
Exactly.
Rory
That's all this was.
Mall
Yeah, man. I don't know, man. I think people putting too much into this, man.
Rory
No, I don't think they are. I think they were definitely having. No, I think people are pretty accurate.
Mall
Oh, man. Hey, man, that's up. Show me the video. Don't show me screenshots, yo.
Baby D
If you see me out with a. My mama don't take no photos of me. Nobody, ever. My friends, family don't. If we out, just be out. Just have fun. Because what if your phone gets stolen Now? My life in your stolen phone, yo.
Mall
Oh, that's what you worried about?
Rory
Parents and grandparents must have had a fucking blast. House. House phones and no cameras. Oh, God, what a life.
Baby D
You could call. She could call somebody to say, yo, so and so cheating. If they. If they. If the house phone busy, they can't even get through a text message.
Mall
That's why uncle had another family right up the street. Everybody lived happily ever after. Nobody was tripping.
Baby D
Well, my grandmother and my. Well, my mom and them whooped the ass of my grandfather's side.
Mall
But I hear you why that's hating.
Baby D
She did. She came to the house.
Rory
But it was settled after that, right? There was no timeline commenting on it for the next month. Yeah, no, it was settled, and that was it.
Mall
We all lived in the same day.
Rory
No one ever brought it up at another holiday.
Mall
Yeah, and then he just popped up one day at the cookout and was like, you know, that's your brother right there. Like, oh, all right. What's up, brother? I mean, let's hang out sometimes. Like, come to the crib, watch the game.
Baby D
Would you accept, like, a side like us? Oh, never mind. Family full of side baby. Like, all the babies are side babies.
Mall
Side babies.
Baby D
Like, if. If your mom. If your mom and your dad were married and then he went and had an affair and had, like, another family, a lot of people don't accept that, kid. Like, the Jacksons had a hard time accepting Giovanni. Like, would I Out of wedlock, baby. I asked you. And then I remember that you have mad siblings, and most of y' all don't have the same mom, so.
Mall
Though, of course, it's like.
Baby D
But it'd be different for kids.
Mall
Like, you're not my brother.
Rory
Get away from me.
Baby D
But a lot of people, Rockefeller people are really like that, though. People who had married parents and the father had an affair. People don't be with that side, baby.
Rory
I mean, it would have. You'd have to look at what your mom thought. That'd be the first start. Like, how does your mom feel about the entire thing? But, I mean, it's not. It's not the kid's fault.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
If your past made that decision. But you're gonna make the kid suffer to not know their. Their blood. But again, I think you'd have to look at your mom and see how your mom. If your mom is really hurt by the shit. Yeah, you got to give that some. Some time. But that kid didn't do anything.
Baby D
I always. I mean, I get being hurt by it and not wanting to see it, but I'm not gonna keep my kid away from their sibling. I wouldn't. I could never do that. But a lot of people do. It happens a lot.
Rory
I mean, you think. You think Mariah be doing the joint Christmases? I'm just asking. I'm asking a question. I don't care about people's business. I'm just asking you a question. Do you Think Mariah Carey and her children do joint Christmases. It's all. I'm just asking. I'm sure we're all adults here.
Baby D
I'm sure them kids see their siblings when they're with their father.
Rory
I'm sure you think Mariah be dropping them off.
Baby D
Well, I'm sure the help does. Mariah don't. I don't think Mariah drives. I don't think we've ever seen Mariah driving.
Rory
You don't think MARIAH does matching PJs with everybody?
Baby D
No.
Rory
You don't think she sings the Christmas songs around the tree with everybody?
Baby D
No, but I'm sure Nick Cannon's children know each other.
Rory
No, they do. We've seen all his kids together.
Baby D
Yeah, I'm sure they do. Yeah.
Mall
Let the kids have a relationship, man.
Rory
You think Mariah's in the family group chat?
Mall
Nah, nah.
Baby D
I don't think Nick got Mariah number.
Mall
No, he got my right number. He just can't share with the other baby mom.
Rory
So I know Mariah right into Christmas. My busy season. Sorry. It's my busy season. Can't figure it out for you guys.
Mall
Even though I'm Santa. Won't be seeing your kids. I won't be stopping by y'. All.
Rory
Anyways, this was fun. We will be back tomorrow. I'm excited. We have so much to talk about tomorrow.
Mall
Do we?
Rory
Yeah.
Mall
Okay.
Rory
Got some predictions to make.
Mall
What predictions?
Rory
Getting close, man.
Mall
Close to what?
Rory
You tell me.
Mall
Well, he can't because, you know, I didn't hear anything.
Rory
I said predictions. Could you.
Mall
I don't know anything.
Rory
I'm talking about Rick Ross versus French Montana.
Mall
And we will wait for that verses on May 7 to talk about it. Until then, be safe, be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.
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Date: April 30, 2026
Podcast: New Rory & MAL — iHeartPodcasts & The Volume
This lively, free-wheeling episode is dominated by list debates and hot takes, with Rory, Mall, and Baby D dissecting recent media rankings of the greatest songwriters (NYT), vocalists (Consequence), NBA players (USA Today), and even the merits of Versus rematches. The centerpiece is their passionate, sometimes snarky deconstruction of the New York Times’ "Greatest Living American Songwriters" list—prompting a spirited discussion about hip hop’s place in songwriting, genre inclusion, and all-time great contributions that were snubbed. Along the way, they weigh in on the latest cultural headlines, listener voicemails, and offer plenty of signature banter.
If you haven’t heard this episode, expect a deep and opinionated dive into the politics of “all-time” rankings, plenty of side jokes and cultural critiques, and a window into how music, pop culture, and relationship issues all collide in the group chat that is New Rory & MAL.