Episode 488 | The Danglies

Summary

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New Rory & MAL

Episode 488 | "The Danglies"

Release Date: May 1, 2026
Hosts: Rory, Mal, Damaris + (Baby D)

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Episode Overview

This episode blends signature New Rory & Mal banter with hot takes and hilarious stories—ranging from birthday plans and R&B hot takes, to deep dives on hip-hop mixtapes, social media debates, sexual harassment double standards, and more. The crew bounces effortlessly between sharp wit, vulnerable moments, and playful arguments, giving fans classic chemistry and a high-energy, joke-heavy trip through modern hip-hop culture and everyday life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Birthday Talk: Rory’s Weekend Plans & Philosophies

• [02:49–12:00]
  • Rory’s birthday is coming up. The crew gives him a hard time for being elusive about plans and always requesting "peace" and "alone time."
    • Rory: “Why can't a man just be left alone? I just want peace, peace. I just want to be.” (11:24)
  • Recalls best birthday memories: house parties, low-key gatherings, prioritizing not "overextending" just for a forced celebration.
  • Humor around getting a haircut "just to sit in the crib" and using his daughter as an excuse to avoid birthday drama.

2. Barbershop Vibes & Music Appreciation

• [03:06–04:45]
  • Ludacris-heavy playlist at the barbershop sparks a flashback to hip-hop’s golden years.
  • Mal: “11 in the morning Ludacris is fucking crazy… I love Luda, but I don’t want to hear Stand Up. I just woke up.” (03:37)
  • Playful warning about drinking "one more drink" songs (shoutout to Luda, Miguel, and others).

3. Rum Punch, Nutcrackers, and Drinking Stories

• [05:18–06:47]
  • Baby D shares a story about getting a free rum punch at Maestros leading to jokes about classic NYC summer drinks (nutcrackers), hangovers, and street parties.
  • The dangers (and traditions) of drinking "Labor Day rum punch" and the pitfalls of overindulging on summer nights.

4. Friendships, Aging, & Changing Social Circles

• [12:49–13:15]
  • Discussing how in 2022, everyone was more active. Now friends are parents and less available—birthday gatherings get tougher.
  • Nostalgia for youthful spontaneity, balanced against adult responsibilities.

5. Cake Flavors, Childhood Favorites, and Red Velvet 'Psyop'

• [13:26–14:22]
  • Light debate over birthday cake flavors. Rory admits he likes Funfetti ("he’s a child").
  • Red velvet cake’s "true flavor" gets debated, and Rory claims:
    • Rory: "I didn't know red velvet cake wasn't its own flavor until, like, last year. I thought it was chocolate cake with coloring." (13:44)
  • A running joke about party entertainers—magicians, clowns—for a grown man’s birthday.

6. Music Drops & Anticipation: Chris Brown, Usher, Leon Thomas

• [15:06–17:13, 18:30–19:44]
  • New music releases get the crew's attention, including Bryson Tiller, Chris Brown feat. Leon Thomas, speculations about a Chris Brown/Usher project.
  • Mal believes a joint album might drop after the tour:
    • Mal: “I think they do this tour, hit every stadium. And then as soon as the tour's over, they drop the album.” (17:22)
  • Predictions and nerdy takes on how artists record & release, citing Beyoncé and Jay-Z as examples.

7. Piercings, Style Trends, and The 'Danglies'

• [25:41–32:00]
  • Extended riff on tongue piercings: their history, if they’re still attractive, what it says culturally.
    • Baby D: “Whenever I see a tongue piercing, it's like… To me, it just screams, 'Ah, look, guys, I suck dick.' See?” (27:35)
  • The evolution from tongue rings to "snake bites," big grills, and how guys with dangly cross earrings are perceived.
  • Baby D: “You know they either like men, or they like white women. I promise you.” (30:54)
  • The panel riffs about "sleeveless shirt" guys, tattoo stereotypes, and what earrings say about you.

8. DatPiff Mixtape Bracket: Hip Hop Classics Debate

• [39:19–47:56]
  • The crew plays along with a DatPiff-era mixtape bracket (inspired by a Wale appearance):
    • No Ceilings vs. Long Live ASAP – A close battle, but “No Ceilings” takes the crown for most.
    • Wale’s Mixtape About Nothing vs. Kush & OJ – Kush & OJ holds more sway as a classic weed-rap tape.
    • Rich Forever vs. Dreamchasers 2 – Rich Forever (“That’s like a top five mixtape ever.” – C, 42:50).
    • So Far Gone vs. Friday Night Lights – So Far Gone emerges as an all-timer.
    • Final: So Far Gone versus Kush & OJ – So Far Gone is declared the archetypal winner, with respect earned for both.
  • Extended appreciation for Drake’s career trajectory and mixtape-era innovation.

9. BET Awards & Drewski Hosting

• [52:24–53:12]
  • Announcement and support for Drewski hosting BET Awards.
  • Comments on why award shows need hosts (“that’s why some shows have no ratings now”).

10. Lexi Brown Rumor Fallout & Harassment

• [53:27–55:50]
  • Commentary and empathy for WNBA player Lexi Brown, who faced baseless online attacks/harassment after being linked to Klay Thompson.
    • C: "She’s been harassed...getting death threats. It’s nuts." (54:08)
    • The panel notes the lack of recourse—how rumors spin out of control on social media and the helplessness victims feel.
    • B: "Yo, Lexi, just get your gun license. Tattoo that, too." (55:50)

11. Meg Thee Stallion’s Early Exit from Moulin Rouge

• [56:14–58:52]
  • Speculation around Meg leaving her Broadway gig early—health, scheduling, or breakup aftermath.
  • Baby D advocates for still supporting the show and giving credit to the understudy crew.

12. J.P. Morgan Sexual Harassment Lawsuit—The Gender Double Standard

• [59:27–68:29]
  • Hilarious but serious examination of a viral sexual harassment case at JP Morgan, with all the racial and sexual overtones going viral.
  • The male employee’s allegations—inappropriate comments, fondling, and sexual propositions—lead to big laughs but also a shot at analyzing double standards.
    • Mal: "If I'm working at JP Morgan and my boss is like, 'hey, blowjob'—I'm there early every day." (61:29)
    • A: "People should be able to go to work without being sexually propositioned, male or female." (61:04)
  • The conversation toggles jokingly between “What would you do for a promotion?” and legitimate boundaries/social commentary.

13. Joy Taylor, “Dick Umbrella” & the ‘Pressure’ of Gendered Attention

• [77:23–91:28]
  • Viral discussion about Joy Taylor’s comment:
    • Joy Taylor (quoted): "Dick is falling from the sky. I have a dick umbrella, okay, that I carry around to keep these dicks from hitting me in the forehead." (78:52)
  • The crew explores sexual attention double standards, how women deal with constant advances versus men who are not used to it.
    • C: “Most men…are not offered p**** like that.”
  • Back-and-forth about whether newly-rich/famous men have a harder time staying faithful, and if Joy’s analogy stands up. (General consensus: women deal with more and can still be faithful; men struggle with sudden abundance.)
  • Discussion about who controls sexual encounters—men or women—and how society lionizes (or shames) promiscuity differently by gender.
  • The “incel” crowd’s reactions to Joy’s commentary get roasted.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On birthday peace:
  Rory (11:14): "Why can't a man just be left alone for his birthday? I don't want to have a birthday."

• On red velvet cake:
  Rory (13:44): "I didn't know red velvet cake wasn't its own flavor until, like, last year."

• On tongue piercings:
  Baby D (27:35): "Whenever I see a tongue piercing, it's like… To me, it just screams, 'Ah, look, guys, I suck dick.'"

• On mixtape classics:
  C (42:47): "Rich Forever's an album… that's like a top five mixtape ever."

• On Joy Taylor’s viral moment:
  Joy Taylor (quoted, 78:52): "Dick is falling from the sky. I have a dick umbrella, okay, that I carry around to keep these dicks from hitting me in the forehead."

• On men and sexual attention:
  C (80:10): "Women have been offered d*** from the day they had their first period… Whereas most men, like she's saying, are not offered p**** like that."

• On birthday promotions at work:
  Mal (61:29): "If I'm working at JP Morgan and my boss is like, 'hey, blowjob'—I'm there early every day."

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Important Timestamps

• [02:49] – Episode content begins: weekend/birthday plans, barbershop stories
• [05:18] – Rum punch & drinking tales
• [12:00] – Shifting friendships, adult schedules
• [13:26] – Cake flavors, childhood nostalgia, birthday entertainers
• [15:06] – New music: Chris Brown, Usher speculation
• [25:41] – Pierce talk (tongue, snake bites, “danglies”), what men’s accessories mean
• [39:19] – DatPiff mixtape bracket debate
• [52:24] – BET Awards, Drewski hosting, show formats
• [53:27] – Lexi Brown addresses rumors, social media harassment
• [56:14] – Meg Thee Stallion’s Moulin Rouge departure
• [59:27] – J.P. Morgan sexual harassment lawsuit story
• [77:23] – Joy Taylor “d*ck umbrella” debate, gender norms, double standards

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Tone & Style Highlights

• Casually explicit, fast-paced, and full of cutting side comments.
• Jokes and “bit” riffs spiral into sharp social observations, often flipping perspectives rapidly.
• Mixes nostalgia with modern culture critique, zeroing in on music, humor, and everyday frustration/shareable moments.
• Warm, familiar chemistry with real friendship energy, but plenty of heated/funny disagreement.

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This summary covers the heart and highlights of Episode 488, focusing on the authentic voices and moments that define New Rory & MAL—without spoiling the laughs for a first-time listener but making it useful for anyone who missed the episode or wants a refresher on the week’s best bits.

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[B]

You. You seem so excited. What you got going on, man? Cuz I could tell when you got something like you looking forward to something.

[A]

Well, it's his birthday week.

[B]

It's not just life. I really don't shape up. I'm saying what's your man name? What's your barber's name? Willis J. Cole. Shaped you Up. Shout out to Willis.

[C]

He's a man of the people.

[B]

Shout out to Willis. You know what I mean? That good blade on that beard. I see you.

[C]

I could definitely see that. Being the next J. Cole rollout. Just cutting people's hair. Yeah, he's such a down to earth guy. But the school haircuts. It was Ludacris day in the barbershop today. Yeah, they was playing Luda, Like a medley of Luda.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Luda the whole time. And I, like, not that I forgot, but it was a nice reminder of how great Ludacris is and how much music Luda has.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What time did you go to the barbershop?

[C]

11:30.

[B]

I don't work in no Luda at.

[A]

No.

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11:30. Luda at 11 in the morning is fucking crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

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And I love Luda. We love Luda.

[C]

It was, like, glaring, but it.

[B]

I don't want to hear stand up. I just woke up.

[C]

No, it was. No, it was definitely not like, Move bitch at that time, but like hip hop quote.

[B]

It was. It was. It was Luda's ballads. Yeah. Just Luda in the Keys.

[C]

I will say I don't want to get Luda jammed up because I don't think this of them at all. But, you know, we talk about, like, Joel Santana and Chris Brown back to the crib and like, certain records. One more drink, T. Pain and Luda, we might have to add that to the Miguel one more Drink list. It's been, if I have one more drink, I'm going to end up you. Whoa.

[B]

You never felt like that. Go ahead, lie.

[C]

Go ahead, lie.

[B]

Essentially, it's a different world now. Look. Now you're ready to just shit on.

[C]

Essentially.

[B]

No, don't shit on Luda. Them when they made that record.

[C]

I said, I don't think that of Luda. I don't think that of Miguel. We said that to his face here.

[B]

Yeah, no, Luda's a married man.

[C]

I also totally think that Juels and Chris told them that we're going back to the crib.

[B]

Yeah, Come on. Everything is consensual.

[C]

You know, it just got chopped out of the verse or something.

[B]

Baby D, how you feeling?

[A]

I'm good. I'm a little tired, but I'm good.

[B]

All right. All right, Baby D. All right.

[A]

No, I'm just tired. Damn, a nigga can't be tired.

[B]

You've been tired since Monday. It's Thursday.

[A]

I know. I thought I'd get my levels checked or something. It's the lack of sun Bro, I need the sun to come back.

[B]

Lack of sun.

[A]

I'm dead ass. I need some vitamin D. I literally was. It's low hanging fruit like you.

[C]

Oh, that's why I left it alone.

[B]

Why you threw it up there. You think I'm not gonna go dunk that? What's wrong with you? Don't put that by the rim like that. Don't never do that.

[C]

Yeah, don't tap it back.

[B]

Come on, man. You know what I'm doing.

[C]

I need at least clap the glass while you do it. Yeah, I had dinner.

[A]

I had dinner yesterday. But I a new Roy Ma fan. Shout out to Errol at Maestro's. He was very nice.

[B]

Shout out to Arrow.

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Yeah, he gave me like he gave you free.

[B]

What is that? What's the dessert everybody love? What's the dessert that everybody love in Maestros? The cake. What is it? Butter cake.

[A]

Oh, I have no idea. I didn't even get to dessert. But he gave me like a free like rum punch or something like that.

[C]

He was really free.

[B]

Rum punch, huh? Tried to get you nice and slithered.

[C]

I have one more drink. I'm gonna be Arrow.

[B]

Errol tried to get Baby D nice and slizzed, right? He was like, want that rum punch.

[C]

Don't put that on Arrow.

[B]

I'm not putting that on. ARR. Just say he said the rum punch. You know, send the ladies to rum punch.

[C]

That was very gallant of.

[B]

And you know ladies can't drink just one rum punch.

[C]

Of course not.

[B]

Come on, you got to get at least two rum punches.

[A]

You could just drink one.

[B]

One rum punch. Come on. Nobody ever went somewhere and drank one rum punch.

[C]

Then it sneaks up on the third

[B]

if you drink one rum punch somewhere. That's cuz the rum punch was nasty.

[C]

That's probably true.

[A]

No. Or it was good. It was strong. You only need one rum punch. The ones they sell outside during Labor Day.

[B]

The Labor Day. You never ever drink that Baby D. When niggas got their coolers on the block. You never drink that.

[A]

Nah, you got to.

[B]

Nah. Hell nah. Hell nah. I told y' all about my night. I drank like three nutcrackers. Oh my God. Yeah.

[A]

Cause you drank too many. You only supposed to have one. That's the purpose of our conversation.

[B]

But we was outside from 4pm to like 2 in the morning. It was one of those summer days. We just on Lennox Ave. Drinking. Still don't know how I made it home.

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Nutcracker hangover.

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It's the worst in the world. That is champagne.

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That much Sugar. Yeah. I mean, champagne and cognac together. I don't know how y' all do that, but where we at this weekend? I know, we back outside. What's up?

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Oh, I'm going to Syracuse. I don't know.

[B]

Oh, yeah, what's up, sir, You've been.

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We have to queues.

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Fam, fam time. Yeah, okay. You can always. I'm saying whenever you tell me fan time, I gotta just pump the brakes.

[A]

Yeah, like how you be in Virginia? You just fam time, right?

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100.

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Oh, all right. Right.

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Every weekend, right?

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I'm not. No, I'm definitely not in Virginia. Every weekend, though.

[C]

You say you're gonna go every weekend. Y' all think about going to Virginia?

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Always thinking about it, right?

[B]

Thinking about it. You know what it is when you wake up and it's like, man, I don't know. I'm just. I'm just comfortable in the crib. Like, to have to pack a bag, go to the airport and all that's just like, I want to deal with all that.

[C]

And then flying back day before, recording the weekend. The weekend flights yesterday, and the weekend flies that as well.

[B]

Saturday night, it's like the weekend over.

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Yeah, especially you got a fly back Sunday.

[B]

Yeah. Nah, that trash.

[C]

I mean, what are you. You thinking about this weekend?

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I'll be home.

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Rory wants somebody to hang out with him for his birthday mall.

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I. I have Amara the entire weekend, so unless you guys want to hang out with Amara.

[B]

He got a shave up for Amara. Who you think he talking to? I got a shape up.

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I can't just need a haircut and get one.

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You could wait.

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Like, we're on camera every day.

[B]

Wait, you don't need one for work. You could got a haircut Monday we

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record Monday, we record today. Okay, so I got a haircut.

[B]

You could have got a haircut Monday,

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but what's the difference?

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You ain't really need one. I seen you yesterday.

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You wanted a haircut for the weekend. It's the. It's the freaking weekend for you.

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I. Well, also, we have meetings on Monday. It's my birthday. I don't want to go to the barbershop before we record. And yeah, I don't want to. Being in the barbershop on your birthday, I feel like a little kid.

[B]

Like, you went to the barbershop today before we recorded.

[C]

I know, but I don't want to do that Monday because we also have other.

[B]

And then tomorrow's Friday and then Saturday. So you. You need a fresh cut. I. Listen, I get It. I understand. I'm here to support you. If you haven't noticed, the amount of

[C]

times I've gotten a haircut to sit in the crib, I can't count on one hand. How many times?

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Same.

[C]

No, I. I wish I was lying to you guys. Like, I would just straight up say I have birthday plans. I don't think that's, like, something you hide. I just don't.

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Okay.

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I just want to get a haircut. And usually I get haircuts on. On Thursday mornings.

[B]

All right, that's your bet.

[A]

So you know when got too many hoes so they make sure they busy on their birthday so they don't gotta hang with nobody.

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I got tomorrow. All weekend.

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They can't do.

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Don't put that on your daughter. Don't do that.

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Spending Christmas.

[B]

That's equivalent to being, like, when, like,

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oh, God, yes, I'm spending Christmas with my mom.

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I'm.

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How is that so crazy to say that's acceptable?

[B]

Yes, Christmas with your mom is acceptable.

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They can spend every holiday with their mom or their daughter. Christmas, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving.

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You should.

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I didn't spend my. My birthday last year with my daughter.

[B]

Who you was with?

[C]

I was in Detroit with J Elect.

[B]

J Elect, huh? Nation of Islam. And then.

[C]

And then the year before, I was in Mexico. Jaylek. But Amar was there as well.

[B]

Nation of Islam, Dula.

[C]

Listen, we got to convert Amara at some point.

[B]

Listen, I get it, man.

[A]

Yo, spend every birthday with J Elect. A little.

[C]

Yeah. We were texting last night. I was like, damn, It's. It's kind of gay. But I feel like we at. He's in Cleveland right now. There's a show in philly on the 10th, whatever that Sunday is that. I was thinking we could all drive down as. As a unit.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And drive back that same day, shout

[B]

out to my guy Jaylee.

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Yeah, that could be. That could be fun to go down as a crew to see the Philly show. But, no, if you guys have plans for me, I'd. I'd love to hear some.

[B]

I don't have no plans for you, bro. I'm the wrong guy to ask for plans. What's hot in the city? What spots is lit? I ain't got nothing for you.

[A]

I went to the spot you recommended to me. It was lit.

[B]

What spot I recommended to you?

[A]

Mira.

[C]

Hookah.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah, but I knew you would appreciate that type of vibe. Hookah, food, music, that's all you need a couple of your girls with you? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Rory, don't Nobody want to do nothing for you for your birthday. Nobody offered, no. Lonely. Well, he always say he want to be lonely.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Here it is. Don't do that. Don't do that. The marriage is one of my favorite birthdays ever was.

[A]

I know what you say. Every year. Every year. Every year. Ma, don't he come out here and

[C]

be like 20, 22.

[A]

I think every year he come out here and be like, I just want to be left alone for my birthday. Why can't a man just be left alone? I don't want to have a birthday.

[C]

My favorite one is when I threw a party at the crib.

[A]

And you cook always.

[C]

Every year we had so much fun.

[A]

Every year you come out here, we ask you what you want for your birthday, and you say you want to be left alone.

[B]

You just want peace.

[A]

He said, I just want peace. Peace. I just want to be.

[C]

Well, I do, but that was peaceful. When we had people in my Caribbean, you cooked. That was very peaceful. That was one of my favorite birthdays. That's still peaceful. I'm just telling you, I just don't, like, ask for every year when I say that. I just don't want to, like, overextend. I hate forcing the birthday, like forcing the birthday just to do some you don't want to do and spend money that you don't want to spend. To me is a waste of time.

[B]

That's a fact. I agree with you.

[C]

Like that, like, Mexico was. Was great. Detroit was a lot of fun. Didn't spend a lot. Didn't feel like I had to force anything. I like that type of shit. I mean, I don't know if people would consider traveling Detroit, but I enjoyed myself.

[B]

What would you want to. What would you want. Wouldn't be doing for your birthday?

[A]

Dream.

[C]

Dream Saturday, like in New York. Because the time is.

[B]

No, just if you could be doing

[C]

anything for 36 years, I would, like, travel. 36? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So for your 36, what would you be want? I mean, obviously you'd be with your daughters. You know, we understand that.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm getting to age that.

[A]

That.

[C]

That was cute. For 1 and 2. Nah, I'll see you tomorrow on the 5th.

[B]

So what would you want to be?

[C]

No, no, I'm be one of those parents that keeps it. I'll have to be with my kid on my birthday.

[B]

I was waiting for. What would you.

[C]

No, no, no. What would you need to be there?

[B]

What would you want to be doing for your birthday?

[C]

Oh, definitely. Despite my complexion I would have loved a beach this year for sure.

[B]

Fire.

[C]

I definitely would have. But since that can't happen, I would do, like, house party vibes. But then also, I don't. I don't want to make people come to Jersey and like, yeah, it's too much stress.

[B]

Yeah, I feel you.

[C]

In 2022, all of us were a little bit more active. So me ask people to come to Jersey was like, yeah, we already out right now. Like, see you in a minute. But now, no, no. People got to get babysitters. They got to clear their post schedules, ask their spouse.

[B]

It's just, yeah, man. Our friends are parents now.

[C]

It's weird. Yeah.

[B]

Weird times.

[C]

But, yeah, it would be to travel if we didn't sell our souls to this. This genre.

[B]

To this genre. To this genre of entertainment.

[C]

Yes, they own us pretty much. But no, I. I will be here Monday. No need to get a cake, but

[A]

what flavor you want?

[B]

Carrot.

[C]

That was racist. I don't mind carrot cake, but it's not definitely.

[A]

He likes. He likes Funfetti. He's a child. He wants Funfetti cake with sprinkles.

[C]

Love the confetti.

[B]

Fun Confetti.

[A]

He's a child.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's your jam.

[C]

And yo, you know what was, like, the craziest psyop mind, I didn't know red velvet cake wasn't its own flavor up until, like, last year. I love red velvet cake, but isn't it just like, regular cake? Like chocolate cake or something? No, just red. Oh. Someone told me that and it blew my eyes. I taste something different.

[A]

Official red velvet is its own flavor. Like it has chocolate, like it has cocoa in it. But yeah, red velvet is its own flavor. It does taste like chocolate cake, though. So mild cocoa, vanilla, and buttermilk.

[C]

Okay, maybe let's not spend money on a cake. Ryan, can we look up someone that makes like, like balloon animals and bikes and stuff? Like, we could have them on the pod.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Like, maybe we get a. Like a clown or something. Like, let's do. Let's do something on the show. Birthday related.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Or like a magician.

[B]

Yeah, that could be fun.

[C]

A magician would be fun for a birthday.

[B]

But it has to be a good magician, though.

[C]

Yeah, don't. Don't get some guy from, like, Long Island. Check it. Check his Instagram.

[B]

Yeah, magician could be cool.

[C]

Yeah, maybe we'll do a magician for Monday for the birthday. That could be fun.

[B]

All right, well. Well, Happy birthday to Zip.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Happy birthday, Zip. Let's get to that.

[C]

Let's get to the birthday.

[B]

Happy birthday to my guy. Zip.

[C]

Also, Happy birthday to Lloyd Banks.

[B]

Happy birthday to Banks. I didn't know it was Banks birthday. Had no clue.

[C]

We stick together. New music out today. Bryson Taylor. It's okay. He put a snippet out, which I liked. Curious to hear the whole record again. All this is out while you're hearing it. We're recording it on Thursday night.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Chris Brown featuring Leon, Tom Thomas. Fallen. I actually heard the snippet, and it sounds.

[B]

You said Fallon.

[C]

I can't speak.

[B]

Fallen.

[C]

Reason. Fallen.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

No, it's Jimmy Fallon.

[B]

That's what I'll say.

[C]

They'll probably do it on Fallon. Fallen on Fallon. Chris Brown featuring Leon Thomas.

[B]

Love that record. Like that vibe. I love when Chris goes a different route.

[C]

Yeah. Damaris made a good point that that euphoria is gonna sink that tomorrow. That. That might be on the next episode.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Usher album, too, before the tour.

[B]

Excuse me.

[A]

Do you think we get an Usher album, too, before the tour?

[C]

I don't know. I mean, I like that.

[B]

When does that tour start?

[C]

June 26th. The tour starts. We're getting a Chris Brown EP on May 8th, which is cool. I'm glad. He's just.

[B]

Is it an EP or album?

[C]

It's an ep. From what?

[B]

From what that means, so. But Chris Brown's version of EP could be 2020.

[C]

His album is 45.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So, yeah, we may be getting 30 Chris Brown.

[B]

30 new Chris records. Okay.

[C]

Just. Yeah, just a quick EP. A single to him is five records.

[B]

Come on. That's like, you know, he just had that in the hard drive.

[C]

But, I mean, I like that this is the lead single with the sound that they have. If Chris is going this whole direction for the ep, I'm. I'm here for it. This is the type of bag I've been wanting Chris to get in. So I'm excited for the ep. I don't know if we get a. An Usher album before June. I. I can't see it. I think Usher would start rolling out already.

[B]

Do we get an Usher and Chris record before the tour starts?

[A]

Oh, for sure.

[C]

I can see that.

[A]

That happens. For sure.

[B]

Do we get an Usher and Chris album after the tours?

[A]

No.

[C]

I could see Usher being on the cp.

[B]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[C]

That record might be on this, but

[B]

why not leave with that as a single instead of Leon Thomas?

[C]

That's. Maybe they want to shoot a video, and they're trying to hit the May 8 deadline, so it could be a second single. I hear you, but, yeah, Maybe they want to do video.

[B]

I think Usher and Chris have an album coming. I mean, I think they're going to put out.

[A]

If they were going to put out an album, they would do that before the tour. There's no way that. That Chris is putting out his own album and then they put out an album to get. Like that doesn't mean.

[C]

I think.

[B]

No, I think. I think they put the album out after the tour's over. I think because obviously if you put out the album now, I think you would have to change the choreography. You would have to produce an entirely different show now to tour that album. But I think they do this. They do this tour, hit every stadium. And then as soon as the tour's over, I think they drop the album.

[A]

But when will they have time to record the album? The album would already be done now.

[C]

Jay Z and Beyonce put out a project in the middle of their tour. Dead center in the middle. On the run too.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm sure it was done. That's what I'm saying.

[C]

It wasn't. They was recording the.

[B]

They've had this. They've been working this idea for a couple years. They didn't just announce this tour. Cause they thought about it last month. Like they've been planning this for a while. I think they've recorded some songs together. Chris records. He has a studio in his house. He gets an idea and goes downstairs and lays some of the best records you probably ever will hear. So, I mean, he got records sitting around. Usher is the same. He can get in the studio, studio whenever he wants. I don't think it's that hard for artists of this caliber to. To create an album as quickly as probably it used to take.

[C]

Yeah, but they need some direction.

[B]

That's.

[C]

That's always kind of been my problem with Chris is how easily he can make music. Like Chris can knock out four amazing records in one hour and they all sound good and sometimes it's like not great. Let's like hone it in. Yeah, I think Chris and Usher would need some direction. Not so much the bingo card lock in with one producer, but it would be nice to have one person EP it at least to get them in like an actual direction. In focus.

[B]

JD I mean, he would be Cox.

[C]

He'd be the obvious, obvious one with that. Okay, so it is an album. And this is where I misread what Berg's IG post was back. Like we never left Brown. 5-8-5 piece. Maybe that's the name of the song. I thought he was Saying it was a five piece. When I hear a five piece, I think this is five records, like a two pack. If somebody say it's a five piece, I'd be like, oh, that's all right. You guys are putting out five records.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

So I thought it was an ep.

[B]

No, Berg is saying that he produced five songs on the album.

[C]

Okay. Or maybe he produced the song named

[B]

Five Piece or that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I hope this song is not called five P's.

[A]

Chris Brown ain't released an album under 20 tracks.

[C]

Yeah. I was hoping maybe that the time had come where he was like, yeah, let me just do a quick ep. But, yeah, you guys are right for me to be thinking that. All right, well, it's an album. May 8th, we get full on love the single. If it's an album, there's definitely an Usher record on there. For sure. He will be featured on the album. It depends. Remix. Okay. All right, well, they'll do something before the tour.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Are you guys attending?

[B]

I'm definitely going to that show for sure.

[C]

August 7th and 8th. Could be my early birthday present. If you want to purchase the tickets now.

[B]

Your early birthday present? Oh, yeah. Well, late birthday present.

[C]

Get it. Buy the tickets now. Before my birthday. That's. Oh, give them to me and then gotcha.

[B]

Okay, Gotcha, gotcha.

[C]

Get ahead of time. Syracuse on there. Wireless Dome. We could travel. We could go from Cuse to Jersey the next day.

[B]

That's what Baby D honed her skills at the Verizon Wireless Dome.

[A]

Shout out to the dome.

[B]

Shout out to Dome.

[A]

Shout out to the dome.

[B]

That's what I call her. Shout out to the dome.

[A]

Double entendre. Don't even ask.

[B]

I'm saying. Oh, that Bluetooth.

[C]

Oh, that Bluetooth. I hate to say it. I don't know if I want an Usher album before this. This tour. Not a lot of time. I honestly say. I didn't. I didn't care too much for the last Usher album.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie. I don't like your energy. The last two days. You don't care for Usher album. You didn't like the Michael W. Mo. Yeah, yeah. What's up, B?

[A]

I understand where she's coming from. I still want to Usher, but I understand where coming from.

[C]

Let's. Let's go this route then. Name me. You know, I'm not even gonna go three. Name me one song on the last Usher project. Not. Not even three. Name me one.

[B]

What was the last Usher project exactly? Y' all know, I don't remember.

[C]

There Was a few joints here and there.

[A]

You don't remember title.

[B]

Y' all know I'm terrible with Titan.

[A]

Sing a song.

[B]

That was his last album. Coming home.

[C]

Mm. 2024. There's a few joints on there. It's. It's paused way too long.

[B]

What was the party song? It was a song on there. Something. Party. That record was. Was dope.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I Am the party.

[B]

Was that the name of it?

[A]

That's the only.

[C]

Oh, I remember partying. That hook. Yeah.

[B]

I Am the party. That was your. I think that was.

[C]

That was the one that went crazy

[B]

for you, I think. I think I like that record.

[A]

Good. Was my. I really liked Good. Good. The single from Now.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's. That was dope. Wasn't that what.

[C]

There was a few joints on there. But again, I'm not rushing for an Usher project.

[B]

Yeah, Summer was on that. That was a good record.

[C]

Sometimes it's cool to just be an icon, legacy act.

[B]

Oh, no, there's.

[C]

There's nothing better than Usher if you've.

[B]

At that point.

[C]

Sonic, he's incredible. I don't know if I just like em. Rush.

[B]

Oh, us.

[C]

Get. Get back in the booth. No, how about you do a stadium tour with Chris Brown and we all sing the song that we love? I'm on that side. That's all. Some people just don't need to continue to always produce new albums. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

Yeah, but you gotta. You gotta just. I mean, it's enough for the week for you, though. First Michael, now Usher. Like, all right, just tone it down a little bit. All right.

[C]

I think they're both icons.

[B]

Well, thank you. Thank you. I'm glad you at least said that. Thank you for thinking that. Michael Jackson.

[C]

I didn't critique Michael. I critiqued the writing of the movie. Oh, and you couldn't even name Usher's last project.

[B]

I'm terrible.

[C]

All right. Named Michael's last project Michael Jackson. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know what his life. There's so many Michael albums they put out. I don't know.

[C]

Is there? Yeah, you acting like he has, like, the Prince discography.

[B]

No, but they'll put out a Michael album called, like.

[A]

It'll be a random album.

[B]

What is this like?

[C]

Yeah, but now sometimes we. Sometimes, like a butterfly slips through on any album.

[B]

Of course there's gonna be a couple records on it. You know that. But as far as just the music, I'm like, when did Michael record this?

[C]

What did they make an album for? This is it.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay. I would have guessed that would have been his last one.

[B]

I didn't know.

[A]

Yeah, but Invincible is technically the last studio album.

[C]

What was on Invincible? Jesus, click that Wikipedia, right?

[B]

There wasn't Butterflies on there.

[A]

Yeah, Butterfly was definitely on Invincible. It was on Invincible. Yes.

[C]

Butterflies was not after. This is it, though.

[A]

No, no. Invincible. So this is. It is not a technically a real studio album. Yeah, that was something that came after Michael's last recorded studio album officially was Invincible.

[C]

Oh, then Invincible. I know because.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Outside of Butterflies. Yeah, no, there's.

[B]

There was joints like you rock my world. It was.

[C]

No, it was definitely Speechless was dope.

[A]

Oh, Heaven Can Wait. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, Heaven Can Wait.

[A]

Heaven Could Wait was. Come on, bro. Well, and Privacy Invisible was a really good album.

[C]

Yeah. No, I take it back. There's. There's definitely joints. Rodney Jerkins did like the whole project. Yeah.

[B]

Heaven Can Wait is definitely a Brandy song. That's definitely a Brandy record. Without a doubt.

[C]

Yeah, I hear that Mariah the Scientist and Cherry shout out to Cherry from Toronto. Bottles and Lights. Have you heard the new record?

[A]

No, I haven't heard it yet.

[B]

How you ain't hit Bottles and Lights and you have ballads and bottles, burgers and bottles and bottles and bottles and bottles.

[A]

I haven't heard Bottles and Lights.

[C]

Yeah, that's actually very funny.

[B]

But you hear Bottles and Lights. It's beef with it be. It's beef with burgers and bottles and bottles and Lights.

[C]

Yeah, no, it's definitely for you. I with the record a lot. And I like Cherry. I'm glad they're doing a record together, if they haven't already. But Cherry.

[B]

Cherry, what other song has she done that name?

[C]

Sounds had some good eps, but she's Cherry. She's from Toronto, so I assume you probably seen her in the Toronto Circle.

[A]

Nah, Cherry went crazy. First verse, you was eating me for dinner Back in the mall dives Thought I was the one when you had me down on my knees Met my family in December Thought I would get a ring Whole time you was these sandy springs yeah. You would trade a trophy for a problem. Oh, yeah, no, I need that she's.

[C]

And can you pull up the automatic download single artwork? Is this a bite from. Remember the movie 1313? That's what I thought. I wasn't sure if that exactly what it was, but. No, that's a fire single artwork.

[B]

Oh, so they didn't pierce their tongues?

[A]

Probably not.

[C]

I mean, they could have.

[B]

I'm about, say, tongue piercing. Coming back, baby D. Is that after

[A]

some bottles and girl with A tongue piercing.

[B]

But did she just get it or she's had it?

[A]

She's had it.

[B]

She's had it. Since when? Like, since that was a thing. You got a different type of dedication if you had your tongue piercing.

[A]

I think she's had a pierce for like the past 10 years.

[C]

Okay, you're not into them anymore.

[A]

You remember 2001. We were like kids, babe.

[C]

We were kids in 2001.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

[C]

But no Tongue Pearson's made it to the mid-2000s, right?

[B]

Why you say like it's the medieval times? I mean, like, even tongue piercings made it to the mid 2000s.

[C]

Even like 08, you still saw a tongue piercing. Every now they switched from that to that other tongue piercing. You know the one I'm talking about?

[A]

Snake bites.

[C]

Yeah. It was this in the early 2000s, and the snake bite one took over.

[B]

Like, it's a snake bite.

[A]

The piercing that's like at the tip.

[B]

Oh, hell no. No, I bite my tongue. My day is fucked up. Pierce my fucking tongue. You crazy if I bite my tongue? I gotta go lay down.

[A]

Yeah, the sn. I don't know if it's snake eyes or snake bites, but that one. It's annoying when people have them because you can hear it dinging against their teeth. Like it. You're not supposed to get it because it wears the enamel off the inside of your teeth, but you can hear it. Every time they talk, you hear their tongue ring, hit their teeth. It's the most annoying sound in the world.

[C]

And I mean, that's not as bad as a new trend. Are there just new grills now where kids just can't even talk? Like, I remember when grills called the

[B]

education system in America.

[C]

No, they're getting these big ass grills where they legitimately cannot speak at all

[A]

because they're getting grills over veneers. So now the grill's mad big.

[C]

Yeah, I didn't even think of it that way.

[A]

Yeah, they're getting.

[B]

That's why mouth heavy as a coffee mug, jaw is screaming, you got veneers and a grill. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Okay, Robocop mouth.

[A]

Y' all find like. Like tongue piercings attractive? Because whenever I see a tongue piercing, it's like. To me, it just screams like, ah, look, guys, I suck dick. See?

[C]

Yeah, it's pretty attractive.

[B]

That's pretty.

[C]

Yeah, for that exact reason.

[B]

Let me know.

[C]

It depends what girl it was on. But yeah, some piercings, I wouldn't even be mad at it. Now at this age, run into a tongue Piercing.

[B]

I'm cool.

[C]

Live a little.

[B]

I'm not living this. Tongue piercing is just like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How old are you?

[A]

Me?

[B]

Not you.

[A]

I'm just person with a tongue piercing at least 45.

[B]

With a tongue piercing at 45 is crazy.

[A]

I think it's crazier to have it at 20 at this.

[C]

In 20?

[B]

Hell nah. When you're 26, a tongue piercing at 45 years old, you're fucking crazy.

[A]

Cause they had it since 2001.

[B]

Like you said, take that shit out.

[C]

Yeah, it's probably infected at the time.

[B]

Take that out. It's over for that.

[C]

When was the last time you brushed that part of your tongue?

[B]

Just take that shit out. 45 years old with a tongue, it's like, come on, man. Unless you live that lifestyle. You like one of those, you know that lifestyle, you just get. Everything is pierced. Tattoos, that's different. But if you just like the cute chick and then like, you 45 now with two kids and you still got your tongue pierced, you can't go to. You can't go to your kids, like graduation as a mom and have your tongue pierced. Like, what are you doing?

[A]

Oh, they gonna tear you up in the comments for this one. This is like the Coke tape.

[B]

Coke, Coke.

[A]

A cola. You said nobody drinks Coke anymore. Remember that? Or Pepsi. I'm sorry. You said nobody drinks Pepsi anymore.

[C]

No, I'm with Mallo. If you're the mom with all the tattoos and the piercings, that's cool. And you want to go to the school functions. If you got no piercings, no tattoo, and the only thing you have is a tongue piercing. Yeah, take that out. You look, you look nuts. You look nuts at school with that. Just the tongue piercing. Nah, that's not even your lifestyle.

[A]

What about the nipple rings?

[B]

That's different. Because everybody can't see that unless you wear type of shirt or dress with. You can see it through it. But like, that's different. When you're talking and having your tongue pierced, it's like, come on, man, it's time. Let it go.

[A]

It's time.

[B]

Just let it go. It's okay. You had fun. We know you had fun. We can see it. You had a great, great times, great twenties.

[A]

Your twenties.

[B]

Just let. It's over. We're grown now. Take it out.

[C]

I. I predict in two years, the tongue rings are coming back because the K pop girls are gonna steal it from like early 2000 black girls. I can see it. That's like the last thing they haven't stole yet. I can see the K pop girls making tongue rings a thing again.

[A]

No, they damn. Please don't bring this back. The eyebrow, the I'm gay Pearson. I hate that person.

[B]

That's what that is.

[A]

Whenever I see somebody with that, I assume they're a lesbian. That Pearson.

[D]

Right.

[C]

They took that out. That's really what happened.

[B]

Like when men had that Pierce, I'm like, he's a lesbian. Look at him.

[C]

I just. Fluid, man.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's all good. We love everybody.

[C]

Is the nose ring, hoop earring combo, Is that gone now?

[B]

I hope so.

[C]

Did that. I think after Covid, they kind of got rid of that.

[A]

No, the men with the. Let me tell you something. The men with the dangly cross earrings,

[C]

and they not religious.

[B]

You don't like that already?

[A]

They don't like me. I don't like them, and they don't like me.

[C]

All right. What didn't you like about them?

[A]

You know, them here. You know, you know, you know, they either like men or they like white women. I promise you.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

They either like men or they like white women.

[B]

That's a crazy spectrum to be on. You either like men or white women. That's it. Those are my only options. Okay.

[C]

Or a running.

[B]

I thought I liked it.

[C]

Or a running back that likes white women.

[B]

Nah, if a dude got the dangly cross, he definitely beat women.

[A]

Oh, for sure, for sure.

[B]

That's the woman. Be the earring right there. That's the. He coming out. So you ain't no more Captain Crunchy slapping the out you for sure. I know them type of dudes.

[C]

Yeah. Going to the podium.

[A]

I'm not wrong, bro.

[C]

It's a bit of a red flag.

[B]

And they wear, like, leather jackets with, like, tank tops. Like, no sleeves. Don't got no. They ain't seen the sleeves.

[A]

Oh, they hate sleeves.

[B]

Oh, them despise sleeves. Everything they buy, they cut the sleeves, right? Yeah.

[C]

The most they do is those weird T shirts that. It's not even a sleeveless shirt. But it's not a T shirt. It cut right here.

[B]

That's because they got to go to brunch. So they gotta have the kids. They say, nah, you can't have your arms out. So they get like the small sleeves. It's like, yo, this is the longest sleeves.

[C]

I got the longest sleeves.

[B]

Longest sleeves I got right here. Like, I gotta go to brunch. They don't let you in with your.

[C]

With your arms 100%. Mother's name is tattooed on them for sure. Yeah. Without question. Mom's name has to be tattooed on them.

[A]

Son named Jaden.

[B]

I know that earring for sure.

[A]

Jaden Kaden Brayden Hayden.

[C]

Yeah, they definitely have a son named Jaden.

[B]

Definitely 100. You know that. You know the guys. Come on man, we could identify them.

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baby what you doing? You know I'm ready you outside for that one YK niece YK niece might have versa the year probably probably young Miami Good record out.

[C]

Did you hear the Meek Mill and G herbo want to be free snippet? Nah, it was a snippet for the video.

[B]

Is this the one where Meek was?

[C]

He was.

[B]

I think he talked about his watch. No, he was sitting. Was he sitting on the back of A truck or something like that. I think I've seen a video.

[C]

Back of the truck.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

With a green Lambo.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I actually think this is what Meek needs.

[B]

Just.

[C]

Just reset. Get back to the basics and what people like about you.

[B]

Just drop me. All Meek got to do is drop records. That's all you got.

[C]

It's not experimental. It's what I think people have been wanting from me. Just go back to basics.

[B]

Yeah, drop. That music sounded cool and it's a good.

[A]

That's a good feature to stay relevant, but not try to sound too young.

[C]

G herbo is basically the type of beats we like. Me going, I. I think back to basics, that's. That's a way to start this new rollout. So Northwest North Forever ep. I just think it's cool when talented kids can put out music. Okay, I'll support. I don't know if it'll be something that I'm into, but I'm gonna listen to it.

[B]

Yeah, just wanna, you know, her dad obviously gave us some. Some help along the way, so definitely just hear what north did. How old is north now?

[A]

12. I'm not mistaken.

[B]

She gotta be older than 12. 12.

[C]

She's 12.

[B]

I thought she was like. I thought she was a teenager already.

[A]

Because I know, I know that Blue Ivy's older than her and I think blue is 14, so.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Got you Lucky days before Bad out of like the artists in that genre. I don't want to mislabel what that sub genre of hip hop is. Not quite Playboi Carti, but somewhere in the middle. Lucky is one of those that I like out of that genre. The very few I like Lucky I think is dope. So I actually will for real listen to that project. I can't. I can't take the rest of that group very seriously. But Lucky's actually little tj.

[B]

Bronx legend. They just ain't you album out now.

[C]

Are you featured on it? You're in the thank yous elites like in the booklet.

[B]

I should be. I should be. Come on, tj, man, you know us Bronx likes. We gotta. We gotta stick together, man, as Bronx natives.

[C]

Isaiah Rashad. It's been awful. I like Isaiah Rashad. Forgive me. Did he put out any singles before this or is this just a drop for the project?

[B]

Who's Isaiah Rashad? Yeah. No, I don't know.

[C]

Well, either way, I'm here for it. Please listen to all this music. Support our artists by giving your money to Spotify. Anyways, 7pm in Brooklyn kind of took our sauce No, I mean, shout out to Mello and Kaz, but I feel like now they're doing brackets and. And all that kind of feel away.

[B]

Well, Mellow, actually, we're the only people

[C]

that have ever done a bracket before.

[B]

Well, Mellow's actually played in a bracket before and actually won.

[C]

He won a bracket. He won his bracket.

[A]

You kind of saw this.

[B]

So, I mean, it's. It's. It's okay for Mello to do a bracket. As a guy that has played in a bracket and won his bracket, I think it's okay for Melo to, you know, participate in the brackets. Nothing wrong with that.

[C]

I mean, I. All right, we'll give him permission. We'll bless him into the bracket.

[B]

Yeah, Mello. But next time, call, though. Call, though before. You know what I'm saying? You come to that part of town, though.

[C]

This is the best Dap Piff mixtape on the hook bracket. They had Wale on for this episode as well. Number one seed no Ceilings versus A$AP Rocky. Long live ASAP. Then Wale the mixtape about nothing against cushion, OJ Dream Chasers 2 versus Rich Forever, Friday Night Lights versus so Far Gone. I would have for Datpif era, I would have put Wale more about nothing before the mixtape about nothing. I think it would have went further. I love the mixtape about nothing, but if I were to pick a DATPIF era number one mixtape, it would be more about nothing. Like, I think that competes with every blog era mixtape. That's. It's odd they chose that one, but let's start at the top. No Ceilings verse Long Live asap. It's. I don't think it's as clear as y' all think it is. No Ceilings. But I don't think it's as like a landslide the way y' all think it would be.

[B]

I mean, you know how I feel about no Ceilings, but it's incredible, right?

[A]

No Ma thinks it's overrated.

[B]

Oh, it's a good mixtape. Long Live ASAP is a good mixtape too, though.

[A]

No Ceilings is like my high school era. I can't. I could never go against no Ceilings.

[C]

I hear y' all and long, but Long live asap. Pesos was a huge, huge record. If you go through this entire mixtape, Bass Brand new guy with Schoolboy Q, Purple Swag, Trilla Houston O. Like this. This mixtape holds up against. This is like a fucking album. I think most people would consider this asap Rocky's first album and not a mixtape. Yeah, I'm going no Ceilings. But again, I Don't know if it's, like, the clearest.

[B]

What was on no Ceilings?

[C]

I mean, he was rapping on Ice Cream, paint job, Run this Town, swag, surf, doa. I mean, every. He smoked every single.

[B]

How do y'. All. That's a better question. When y' all listen to mixtapes that y' all like, do y' all prefer covers of songs that are already out or original music on the mixtape?

[A]

I usually prefer original music, but I love no Ceilings on every single beat. He wrapped on on that.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

At this point in this era, I prefer original music, but, well, this was the shift. Like, this exact era where some was original and some was, you know, covers. But I still, like, like, really missed the mixtape days where you could take a beat like Run this Town, which was a very structured song with a hook, and instead just have Wayne rap for fucking three minutes over it. Yeah, I missed that type of stuff. So I guess it's give or take, depending on who the artist is. But I assume everyone's going, no Ceilings. There Wale. Mixtape About Nothing verse, cushion, O.J. me personally, I'm taking Mixtape About Nothing. I listen to that way more than I listen to Cushion oj.

[B]

OJ Is.

[C]

I'm not, like. I'm not like, the biggest smoker ever. Can I finish my sentence?

[B]

No, no. Because you already might.

[C]

But the answer. The answer is Kush and oj.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Now, if it was Mixtape About Nothing, now I think we have a actual debate between the two of them. Okay, but between these two. Yeah. Cushion, O.J. that's, like, not very fair. This is a really good one. Dream. Dream Chasers 2 versus Rick Ross.

[B]

Rich Forever, man. Rich Forever.

[C]

Rich Forever's an album.

[B]

Yeah. Rich Forever got so much heat on there.

[C]

That's like a top five mixtape ever. Yeah, but Dream Chasers 2 is probably

[B]

my Dreams 2 is dope, though.

[C]

That had burn on it.

[B]

Dream Chasers.

[A]

I would go with Rich Forever, but Dream Chasers 2 would be my personal preference.

[B]

Rich Forever. You know what records is on? Rich Forever is better than, like, a lot of albums that came out. It's better.

[C]

I feel like his album.

[A]

Yeah, 100% Rick Ross has released a lot of music. What's on Rich Forever again?

[C]

I mean, Stay Scheming is on there. Just out the gate. Triple Beam Dreams with Nas, which is insane. Rich Forever with John Legend. Keys to the Crib. Off the Boat was crazy. Ring Ring with Future. But I don't know, man. Dream Chasers 2 was. Was fire. That's the one with Big Sean Mind

[A]

Games was my favorite song for, like, two years straight. When that dropped.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With Kelly Rowland. I love that song.

[C]

Well, for the. For the Sake of Time, I think it goes to Rich Forever. But again, that's a close one. This was up because I love Friday Night Lights. Why would you put it again so Far Gone, but I'm going so Far Gone. That's just unfair.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That Friday Night Lights would have to go against so Far Gone out the gate. But that leaves so Far Gone versus Rich Forever. I'm going so far gone. Cushion OJ Verse, no Ceilings.

[A]

Hey, whatever y' all say.

[B]

No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that, baby. These Stand up and fight. Stand up.

[A]

And I'm going no Ceilings. But again, that just. I might be a slave to my era. I might be a slave to my area. I don't think I understand how much I listen to no Silence.

[B]

No. I could kind of see the inspiration when you was getting that, homie. That was no Ceilings energy. That always knows that was no Ceilings.

[A]

Or.

[B]

Yes. All right, come on. I know where that inspiration was. Came from.

[A]

Oh, I literally said that my mixtape in that clip in that where I was dissing Derek, I said that my mixtape was coming called no Feelings. It was a playoff. No Ceilings. Like, I really.

[B]

You think I forgot? I heard all of that, Baby D. I heard. I heard you was really getting off at the end of that with them bars. I heard you let us know the mixtape was coming. I heard all of that.

[C]

Wait, so what was. What was your lighter sound going to be?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

The hot comb in the Scotch.

[B]

Not a hot comb on the stove.

[A]

The hot comb on the stove.

[C]

That's definitely her lighter flame.

[B]

He was definitely going, you know, like, hot comb on the stove. We going to turn the stove. Them put the hot comb on there. Yeah, I know. Yeah, put that hot comb on the

[A]

stove, Baby D. Yo, that's funny as.

[C]

I mean, just. I don't know. Cushion O.J. changed so much. I guess she like an album to me. I can't remember last time I listened to Cushion oj. I listened to no Ceilings regularly, but I'm still going Cushion OJ Objectively.

[B]

Cushion OJ probably for me.

[C]

All right. Two, one there. I prefer no Ceilings and it's not even remotely close, but if we're being objective here, not our personal opinions. Yeah, like Cushion OJ Was that took over the world. Like, it did change the sound of music. Brought, like, weed rap, really, really back. Back in on radio.

[B]

There is no Wrong answer here.

[C]

No, everything on here is.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no wrong answer. It's all about the. The mixtape that you like the best. All these mixtapes are classic mixtapes.

[C]

They're better than a lot of rappers best album.

[B]

A lot of their albums are better than. You know what I'm saying? So.

[C]

All right, well, then that lands us with Cushion OJ verse. So Far Gone.

[B]

Obvious.

[A]

So far. I mean, so far gone.

[C]

It's so far gone. Yeah, yeah. But then I mean, to your other point of just rappers rapping over other people's beats or originals. So Far Gone is closer to no ceilings than it is to Cushion OJ

[B]

as far as the. The original music.

[C]

How many original songs are on so Far Gone? Like two, if that.

[B]

But there's probably two major songs though

[C]

successful for sure, which ended up being a single. And by the way, that's not like a slight, like.

[B]

No, no, I know what you're saying.

[C]

I get what you're saying. He. He. He took.

[A]

Was best I ever had a sample. No. Right.

[C]

Okay. It was a Wayne song before it, and they took a hook and then boy Wonder flipped the beat, so it was kind of flipping. A Wayne song. It was just a Wayne song that people had not really heard.

[A]

So then.

[C]

So it became like a smash single, but it was a Wayne flip.

[A]

I don't count that as like a. I don't either.

[C]

I hear you.

[B]

But.

[C]

But some people would. Let's go through it. Lust for life, Houston, Vegas. That's original. Successful. Let's call it off as a cover. November 18th. I is believe that's. I mean, there's a sample, but I think it's original song ignorant. Obviously a cover night off. Original. Say what's real cover. Little bit cover. Best I ever had. Debatable. Unstoppable cover. Uptown original.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

No, it's mostly original. I take that back. It's really just unstoppable. Say what's real ignorant. Let's call it off in a little bit. Yeah, that's. That's a good mix between original and.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Rapping over other people's.

[A]

Sooner than later and say what's real. Fight a little bit for find you'd love for my favorite Drake song ever. Ever. Don't you have a man is up there too. I don't know. I don't know. I can't pick. It's still gonna be find your love but sooner than later. It was close. Oh, boy. I used to get that off in text messages. Sooner Than later lyrics. My bad, I'm sorry, my bad, I'm sorry Nah, do you stink? I'm sorry.

[C]

Yeah, we love that. I just see my next girl stand on my ex girl that I'm right now when we was getting. No, we love that line, man. You know, we ain't have three girls at all.

[B]

You know, arguments. I've seen breaking down that bar again like, yo, you heard what he said.

[A]

This could get real unless they all down.

[C]

Now that.

[B]

See y' all kill me. When I said that was like the best mixtape ever a couple weeks ago.

[C]

We didn't kill me for that. No, I've you and I've had that conversation off mic before you made that point. I made that point to you. I only argued guess who's back. 50 Cent is my 1A 1B.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Was it there? But yeah, so far gone. I mean, it's also kind of a cheat code because it's not just a straight rap mixtape where all other mixtapes before it's time were just.

[B]

But he's not just a straight rapper. That's what.

[C]

No, no, I know he is. No, for sure. But yo, and that's say what's Real. So you weren't. You weren't an early Drake fan. We was on comebacks even ovo blogspot.com, whatever the it was.

[B]

I wasn't an early Drake fan. I'm about to say what Nick?

[C]

But you weren't a nerd like me that was in a college dorm room after having comeback season in high school and being on that blog watching post photos with Omarion in the hotel. Like, yo, yo, you got Omarion this shit. When he dropped say what's Real. I was like, oh, this is a completely different rapper. Like, that shit was like, oh, I mean, I like this backpack shit because he was rapping on Diller shit. That's when I was like, this is different now.

[B]

I think Biggs was the first person to play Drake for me. I think we was going somewhere. He started playing music and not until like an hour and a half later, he was like, yo, by the way, that's the same dude. I was like, what?

[C]

It's drastically different between Comeback Season and so Far Gone.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, yo, that's the same artist. The whole didn't listen to the same for the last two hours. Like, I couldn't believe that.

[C]

Well, he says on Comeback Season, I was approached and tried to sign a Rockefeller twice. Yeah, they had a conversation.

[B]

There's somebody.

[C]

Hop seems like the the obvious answer because Hop is In tune with everything.

[B]

It wasn't hot. So I forgot who had Drake's music early. I forgot who it was. But I think they. They passed on it.

[C]

A lot of people did.

[B]

Yeah, I think they passed. And I was like, what? Cause I think that's what Biggs was telling me. Like, yeah. And we had him. Like, we had a chance to sign him. I was like. I said, bro, this was the same artist. I couldn't. I just couldn't believe that was the same person that was singing and rapping.

[C]

But, I mean, I do hate a lot of fans that, like, see the footage of Kanye in the Rockefeller office. Like, rapping all falls down. Like, how could you pass on that? The. That they're hearing at that time is not the final products that. That we have heard.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And if I heard comeback season now, like, let's not say I was in high school. I was. Somebody was working in the music business. I wouldn't hear that and go superstar. Like, no, I wouldn't be cool. Like, you should say. I wouldn't have thought superstar. Anyone that says that is a liar.

[B]

I think another fumble Rock did was Nelly. I think they had Nelly. Chance to sign Nelly first, too.

[C]

Isn't how Rock the mike got on Nellie Boo? Or is that. There's some connection there. Well, that was his second.

[B]

I can't remember. That was so long ago. But I think they. I think they had Nelly's demo first, too.

[C]

That's. Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If Rockefeller got Nelly

[B]

insane. Insane.

[A]

That nigga said, when the lights don't glow the same way that they used to, y' all wasn't hearing them, bro. And I finally get a moment to myself. I will realize you were everything I'm missing, and you'll tell me you're in love with someone else.

[B]

Like Baby D. Just call him, say sorry. That's it. Please swallow that pride. That right.

[C]

Just get a rum punch. Sit down and pen your letter.

[B]

Like, listen, I'm tired of playing this game. Tired of playing this game, this back and forth. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Send him a tennis racket. Anyways, Drew Ski is hosting the BET Awards. I think that's great.

[A]

Drew Ski, always cheering for Drew Ski.

[C]

Jeruski. I mean, I think every award show needs hosts. And the fact that some are trying to take that away. You wonder why your ratings stink. But, yeah, happy for Drewski. I know there'll be some funny sketches and. No, you're gonna watch this year. I'll watch every year. I don't think I've ever Missed the BET Awards. But, I mean, this is more an incentive for sure when you have a funny host.

[A]

For sure.

[C]

So congrats.

[B]

Congrats to Drew Ski man.

[C]

Yeah, for sure. And did you put your votes in?

[B]

No, I didn't. I didn't put my voting. They just emailed me today to hurry up. So start. I'll vote today.

[C]

Are you. Are you just waiting for some people to reach out? Maybe some payola? No, it's your vote for sale. Can we put that out now?

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

Before the deadline Mall might be for sale.

[B]

No, never that.

[C]

Check your category.

[B]

No, but I'm a vote, though. I didn't vote last year, but I'll vote this year.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna vote as well. Moving on. Friend of the show and friend in real life, Lexi Brown finally addressed the entire Clay Meg nonsense that hit the timeline. I really feel for Lexi. For those that don't know and actually, like, have a life outside of celebrities relationships. Twitter was trying to suggest out of literally nowhere that the woman that Clay was cheating with was Lexi Brown, who plays in the wnba. And she came out and did a quick interview, just that she's been harassed. She had to get security. She's been getting death threats. And it's. It's nuts.

[B]

I don't know why.

[C]

There's like, they know each other. There's like. There's no real evidence to anything whatsoever.

[B]

Just because you know somebody, she's beginning death threats.

[C]

I believe that. I mean, her photo was all over the timeline. Every last outlet was saying that it was her. And, you know, there was a whole thing that the evidence was that she was posting conversations with her and Clay and her close friends. I've been in Lexi's close friends. That never happened once. Never posted anything Clay related. Never posted messages at all. It's all weird. And I feel for her and objectively, as a friend, too, I feel her when she says she wished somebody would speak up and just dead. A completely baseless rumor. Just because they're two professional athletes and have crossed paths does not mean they have any relationship whatsoever. But again, as an objective friend, I'm not sure what Meg or Clay could do in this situation to help. Anything.

[B]

Nothing.

[C]

I feel her, though.

[B]

If Clay was to come out and say something to make it worse, actually, it would.

[C]

It would. Especially if he's not addressing anything else.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And just that, because I'm sure his whole PR team has told him to be completely quiet. But I feel her, though, when. When you have nothing to do with situation and you have people threatening your family, putting your address out this and that. Like, yeah, you would like if somebody would. Would step in. So I understand her concern there. I'm just not sure what Clay or Mega could do in the situation or anyone on their team. It's just super unfortunate. I am glad she got to say her piece at least, though, because this. This is ridiculous. And, I mean, on our end, I can assure you there's never been anything in our close friends that has to do with Klay Thompson whatsoever.

[B]

Yo, Lexi, just get your gun license.

[C]

Tattoo that, too.

[B]

Yeah, get your gun license. Lexi, pop one of them. That run down on you. Simple. Make an example.

[C]

Set the tone.

[B]

Yeah, dead serious. Lexi, get your gun license. You got time for playing with these? Running down, running up on you. Listen, man, pop one of these and keep it moving, man. Simple, all that.

[C]

Are you seeing Moulin Rouge now that Meg has left?

[B]

No, I'm mad. I told Baby D I wanted to catch Meg in Moulin Rouge, and she obviously, she's.

[C]

She's.

[B]

She left earlier than expected. I don't know if it's because of the breakup.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

Yeah. I didn't like that people were assuming that I'm. Like, it could be anything.

[C]

Well, someone could assume it. I'm not saying it's true, but.

[B]

Yeah, but I'm not. I don't buy that. I don't think it's because of the breakup that she is leaving Moulin Rouge

[A]

two weeks early, two weeks earlier. It could be anything. It could be scheduling. It could be anything.

[B]

Yeah, scheduling. It could be. You know, she had a health. Little health moment.

[A]

She had a health scare from exhaustion. It literally could be anything, so.

[C]

And it could also be, hey, I was in a loving relationship that's now ended, and I don't want to go on stage anymore, which I think is fine, too.

[A]

It could also. It could also be that. And if it is that, I don't think that she should be here.

[C]

Anything wrong with that?

[A]

People are just like, yo, bro, what are you wrong? We all have breakups and go to work. Hey, guys, your job is not to go on stage live. Live. No edits, no cuts. Live Broadway. That's not your job. So, yeah, you can go sit at your IT desk when you go through a breakup and cry in between calls.

[B]

But, no, but you could be heartbroken, Baby D. Oh, I've definitely been hard,

[A]

but I've been heartbroken on this podcast. I know.

[B]

We was trying to tell you that. Yeah, but we get to edit out pot through It.

[A]

Yeah, we could pot through it.

[B]

I've been heartbroken sitting here.

[A]

We get to edit out my heart been hurt.

[C]

All right, well, give us a Moulin Rouge number.

[B]

What?

[C]

Give us a song. No, show us you can. Moulin Rouge through the heartbreak.

[B]

That's not. That's not my brand right there. I don't do Moulin Rouge. Moulin Rouge. But I am mad I didn't catch Meghda. I didn't want to see her.

[A]

No. But I just still. I am an advocate for people to still go see the show. I know there's people who got their tickets, and they're upset that she's not gonna be there. Go see the show. It will still be amazing even without her. I'm sad that you don't get to see her. It was still an amazing show. And her understudy will get to, you know, have their shine, have their moment, like all of the actors, actresses, the singers. It's amazing. So I still advocate for people to go and support Broadway.

[C]

We got to get Maya, Lil Kim, who else was on that? We got to get them on that stage.

[A]

No, we don't.

[B]

Christine Galera.

[A]

No, we don't.

[C]

Don't act like that was the most iconic video.

[A]

It was a beautiful music video, but they are trained Broadway singers and stuff on there. Like, let them get their shine.

[C]

You don't think Maya could do a week? Sure looks great.

[B]

I mean, if Meg could do a week, Maya could do a week.

[A]

Well, the character that Meg was playing isn't really a. She wasn't a good character for her abilities as far as Broadway.

[B]

Was she like the madam performances?

[A]

Kinda, yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

She played a role that was usually a male role, though. The owner of the Moulin Rouge is Mike Tyson.

[B]

Said the stallion. Stallion. I hope Mike Tyson met Meg, at least by now. He was so excited. He's like the stallion.

[C]

Or maybe it's better he didn't.

[A]

I was. I was literally gonna say, or maybe.

[C]

Maybe it's better from a distance, man.

[B]

Mike is. You know Mike. That's Uncle Mike now. Yeah, he chilling, man.

[C]

But if you are going through a heartbreak and you do want to leave your job, maybe you can apply for JP Morgan and get over that heartbreak pretty quick.

[B]

All right, give it to us, Rory.

[C]

It's been all over the news this morning. Have you not been locked in on your commute here?

[B]

No, man.

[C]

If I knew they was giving it up like this in finance. I saw Wolf of Wall street, and I saw how it went, male to woman. Of what they were doing. I didn't know that they were returning the favors the same way. As far as the female executives.

[B]

So what's going on with J.P. morgan?

[C]

There was a gentleman that worked at J.P. morgan that has now filed some form of a sexual harassment and sexual assault case against his boss. Who I think she went a little over the line on certain office. Office banter, More or less.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

At one point, she was fondling her breasts and insinuated to this gentleman's wife. I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons.

[A]

Oh,

[B]

right by the water cooler. Yeah. Nice. Okay, then he was. He was just. He was, like, mad about her doing it.

[C]

Well, it continued for quite some time.

[B]

Like, I'm trying to figure out.

[C]

It passed. It passed one of his birthdays ironically, too. And, you know, naturally you'd like everyone in the office to be kind on your birthday. So she walked by and said, how about a birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.

[B]

She wanted to give him a birthday blow job.

[C]

Yes. What is the problem?

[A]

Mall.

[B]

What?

[A]

You have to stop.

[B]

She wanted to give him head for his birthday, and he told cnn, like, I'm trying to figure out people should

[A]

be able to go to work without being sexually propositioned, male or female. If that was a male exec doing that to a woman.

[B]

Double standards. We know they exist. No, it doesn't, baby D. If I'm working at J.P. morgan and my boss, it's like, hey, blow job.

[A]

You're not attracted to.

[B]

That's okay.

[A]

And who is in control of when you move up in the company or not.

[B]

Yeah, but if she's like, birthday blowjob for the. For the black boy, I'd be like, no, I'm cool. I'm not gonna run it like Larry King and them, though. Like, I ain't tripping. I'm not gonna be like, yo, I can't go to work. Like, that lady's crazy.

[C]

And what if he's in, like, one of those.

[B]

That's like a cool work environment for me. My boss wants to give me a blowy. I'm there early every day.

[C]

And what if he's in one of those marriages where he only gets, like, head on his birthday? He's like, one of those boring relationships now. He gets. He gets two blow jobs on his birthday.

[B]

Yeah, I just. It's a double standard.

[C]

She went straight to the point. Do you want to get promoted at the end of the year or not? Do you want to feature a JP Morgan? It's that simple. I don't know why you're fighting this.

[B]

Yeah, just go ahead and knock her down real quick. Like, knock. Go in that office, knock her head off and get that promotion.

[A]

Ma, what are you doing?

[B]

He gonna cheat anyway.

[A]

You have to.

[C]

I mean, she.

[B]

Statistics say he gonna cheat. This is what the stats say in marriages, right? This is the stats. Maybe he wasn't attracted to she says.

[A]

You really think management wants some brown in some brown boy? Indian Leaving a leading originations. If you don't fuck my brains out tonight, I'm going to sabotage your promotion.

[B]

Oh, I would have knocked her head clean off.

[A]

Oh, my Lord, you dirty.

[B]

I would have been in there going crazy on her. What? Because you know they not going to promote you. We know that. So this is going to give me the promotion. And I'm knocking. Getting some ass and a little blowjob. Y' all don't know when to just keep it cool, bro.

[C]

But she was very encouraging. Almost like, who was the coach that threw the. The chair on the court?

[B]

Bobby Knight.

[C]

Bobby Knight had a very interesting way of coaching to get the best out of his squad. And her being a leader is trying to. You're gonna have to earn it. Trying to get the fire in his ass. But she did end that with my little Arab boy toy.

[B]

My little Arab boy toy. Okay, so she had a. She had a. What is it called? A degradation kink. She wanted to degrade him a little bit. That was a kink.

[C]

Do you want to know my theory of all this?

[A]

Your kink should stay out of the workplace.

[C]

No, I know we're all laughing about this. You want to know my actual theory on this? This was super consensual. And this was his kink. And he got caught. Oh, that's how I view this. I think he asked this woman to say all this to him.

[A]

She drugged him with Viagra.

[B]

She helped you out.

[C]

I think he gave the Viagra and said, don't tell me when you do it.

[B]

Yeah, drug me with Viagra.

[A]

You guys are victim. Victim blaming, bad.

[B]

I'm not victim blaming. I'm saying drugged him. Viagra.

[A]

Yeah. Put Viagra in his morning coffee at work.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Save me a step.

[B]

Like, I was gonna take it anyway. Like, thank you. We talk. It's double standards, baby. Do we know that? Like, come on, fam. This. This. What are we talking about here, man? Now, I get it. Maybe he wasn't attracted to cool. We understand that. It's like, yo, lady, cool out. You tripping. Like, anybody about to have sex with you. But we ain't gonna go to Fox 5 with this, though. We ain't telling, like, I ain't telling nobody about this.

[C]

All right, Knowing. Because these are just profile photos. You can't see the cannons right here. But that's her. But if you were to have to get a promotion.

[B]

Wait, that's her.

[C]

It's not that bad.

[B]

That's her. That's the lady? Yeah, she's not like, she's terrible looking.

[A]

It don't matter.

[B]

Yo, Just go in there and knock her head off.

[A]

Well, that's. Y' all are.

[C]

You know what?

[A]

Okay. We're joking. We're joking. Okay, cool. Y' all don't.

[B]

I'm not joking. If I had a boss, that was somebody above me that was like, listen, they not promoting you. So if. If you want. You want the smoke should come in and tear this ass up. And she look like that. She's not a terrible looking woman.

[A]

It don't matter. He's married, man.

[B]

That man. I'm doing it. For a fish head wife, I'm doing it. That was crazy.

[C]

That was nuts.

[B]

Fish head wife was crazy.

[C]

And she doesn't have cannons like mine.

[B]

Yeah, like, fam. I get it, baby. I get it. He's married. I get it. It shouldn't go on in the workplace. I get it. I understand. But like, come on.

[C]

No, she said some insane shit. And obviously finance culture is absolutely nuts. And I'm not victim blaming. If this really happened, I hope he gets the justice.

[B]

What justice?

[C]

What is he gonna get exiled from the finance world?

[B]

So he's gonna sue J.P. morgan for hundreds of millions of dollars?

[C]

Get in line.

[B]

Come on, man, with this shit, bro. You was better off just getting some pussy and getting promoted.

[C]

Well, no, he got. Or maybe he didn't get the promotion. That's why he's coming forward.

[B]

Oh, no. If he doing that, that's what. You can't do that.

[C]

Well, don't tell me to blow your cannons off and then don't give me the promotion.

[B]

Okay, yes, Agreed.

[C]

If I put Viagra on my coffee for you.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. If I come in the office and I motorboat your cannons and you don't give me the promotion. Yeah, I'm telling. I'm telling. I motivated.

[C]

You got the leverage now.

[B]

Yeah, I motivated you.

[C]

Ball is in your court.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Like honor the bet.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Honor to bet. Yeah. Come on, man.

[C]

Okay, well, it's victim blaming to think that he. That he has to do that. That sounds like some finance incel fantasy that he asked that woman to say, I Don't know. Like, I'm not here to defend white women. I don't think that they're, like, the most progressive people on earth, but I don't know if you just running around the JP Morgan office getting those lines like that felt like a fantasy he asked for. Okay, that's some sick shit to get off.

[A]

Or she could have seen someone who was very docile, that she knew that she could do that too. That's.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That can happen too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There are some people who will never speak up for themselves, and people take advantage of that.

[B]

So this don't never happen to me in the workplace. No.

[C]

I would feel like it would be a setup. Like, I'd be looking for a camera. Like, this was a test from hr. If my boss came up and was like, pull your dick out, I'd be like, oh, all right. This is. This is a setup. Y' all are gonna get me to do that, and then all the cops are gonna come in, and I'm gonna get fired.

[A]

You're gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy. Mm,

[B]

you sound like fun.

[A]

Doe alleged that the event where she said this also saw him saw her grope his groin under the table and spit on her hands before running them over his neck and head. Doe alleged that these turned into direct sexual assault soon.

[B]

All right, don't rub. Spit on my hair. Don't do that now. I would have called the cops on that one. All right, bitch, you going too far now.

[C]

Yeah, Arab Boyce was fine with you, though.

[B]

Yeah, but you can't spit in your hand and rub my head. We're not doing that.

[C]

There was also one quote. I'm not sure it was on reputable news sites, just not on every one of them. At one point, she did say, thank God your balls don't smell like curry. I'm not. I'm not trying to make it. That was really one of the quotes as well in the paperwork.

[B]

Okay? It's part of his diet. It seeps through the pores. It's a spice. You eat too much of it, you start to. Who had curry last night? If you make. Rory, if you cook curry right now and you come in the office, I'm gonna smell it on your clothes. It's a spice. It has a distinct smell. Nothing wrong with that.

[A]

If a white woman was sucking your dick and said, oh, thank God your balls don't smell like fried chicken.

[B]

Yes. Look, I don't even eat that stuff, man. Just keep doing what you're doing.

[A]

Oh, my God. Your sperm tastes just like watermelon. Watermelon seed. That's what I. Squirt that watermelon seed in my mouth. You.

[B]

That's all I. That's all I drink.

[C]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

I'm on a juice cleanse. I'm on a juice cleanse, lady. That's what you about to get. Yeah, they got the right one, see, you got to shoot that shit back. That's what they like.

[C]

That's her problem. She didn't get the right one, right?

[B]

He might have been like, you know, the shy, docile. It wasn't a dog. Like, see, they know not to go to the dogs like that. The niggas that's. With all that, they know not to play with us like that. They know better. Go to the little, you know, humble shy guy that works in the corner office, and he's, you know, you not gonna talk to the. To the nigga, you know, is on a work release program like that. He barely got this job. Like, you ain't talking to him like that. That you not talking to him like that. It's a difference. They know. They know. That's all I'm saying. But, yes, we don't advocate for that type of behavior in the work environment. Just say, of course, if it happens, you know, do handle it the way you will. That's all.

[C]

This was all jokes?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I want to make it very clear. Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

I feel so bad for men.

[B]

Why? Why you feel bad for me?

[A]

They can't even get sexually assaulted without y'. All. Me being.

[C]

You guys make fun of me being sexually assaulted all the time.

[B]

You weren't a man.

[C]

You bring it up every time. That's even worse.

[B]

I'm a little boy. That's fucked up. But if.

[C]

But you laugh about it all the time.

[B]

No, because you laugh about it. But if you come in here tomorrow and be like, yo, I got sexually assaulted on the 2 train last night, I'd be like, what you mean, yo? Guy walked up to me, asked for change. I went in my pocket to reach get some change.

[C]

You laugh and be like, yo, you pussy. You let a man fuck you on the 2 train?

[B]

Yeah, I'll be like, you stay. Kick his ass. Like, you can't come in here talking about I got taken advantage of. What? Cut it out, man. Men don't get taken advantage of.

[C]

What if. What if I told you he was like, thank God your balls don't smell like shepherd's pie.

[B]

And he told you that.

[C]

What would you say then?

[A]

Well, he would say more like, oh, wow. Like, the curtains don't match the drapes

[C]

or something like that.

[B]

I would laugh at Rory. I'm sorry, as a grown man, if you tell me another grown man said, yo, thank God your balls don't smell like shepherd's pie. I would be like, what? Why didn't you. You bring him on the pod like he has personality.

[C]

Saying that in the middle of a sexual assault, like, for levity.

[B]

Oh, man. No, sexual assault is not funny. We just making light of, you know, if we were involved in the sexual assault experience, that's all.

[C]

No, this is sexual assault, and there should be consequences.

[B]

What's his name?

[C]

Joe? Jodo or. Cuz. They don't do.

[B]

Do John.

[C]

Do John do.

[B]

You see? You guys stand, but put my name out.

[C]

His name is John Doe. We assume he's India.

[B]

Yeah, his name's definitely not John Doe. I can promise you.

[C]

I'm just. We just assume.

[B]

Yeah, I get it. I understand.

[C]

What if he wasn't Indian? That would make this way sicker. What if he was Puerto Rican?

[B]

What if he was Trinidadian?

[C]

West Indian.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I get it. Yeah. Not Trinidadian. He. He. Any Trinity. I know they. At least.

[C]

And when Trinis are cooking curry in their kitchen, whatever clothes you like, you can't wear them in that kitchen.

[B]

No, no, no. Absolutely not.

[C]

Weeks. She has.

[B]

She was on the shelf. She got it. She understands the smell of curry. She gets it. It seeps through. It's a very. It stays on everything.

[C]

Very rich spice.

[B]

Yeah, very rich, very prominent spice in the spice world.

[A]

If Peej is laughing, I know y' all being racist.

[B]

Whoa, who said anything about being racist?

[C]

No, if Peej starts nodding his head, that means it's racist.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like, if he's laughing is just good fun.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, man. You know we having jokes. Joke time.

[C]

Well, no.

[B]

Prayers to everyone involved.

[C]

And hope, hopefully. There's just.

[B]

I'm never praying for these people. Prayers to everyone.

[C]

No. Let's do a moment of silence for everyone here, okay?

[B]

No worry.

[C]

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[A]

Anywho, did y' all see that they killing my girl Joy on the Internet?

[C]

Yeah, love Joy, but no Joy Taylor,

[B]

friend of the show. Shout out to Joy.

[C]

Absolutely. But we clearly see what happened at J.P. morgan, so take that Joy Taylor. See, it's tough for us too. Can't even walk in Wall street without a birthday.

[B]

BJ so why they killing Joy?

[C]

What? She said they killed Joy for her saying nothing just cause it's. Every time Joy just opened her mouth. It's like a woman. And every time they kill Joy, I'm like, damn, she said something crazy. Then I go watch the clip. I'm like, all right man, just say y' all hate Joy.

[B]

But what did she say? She said.

[A]

She said that basically to sum it up, she said that men saying, oh, y' all don't understand what it's like to be hounded by beautiful women. Like, it's so much pressure. How could a man stay faithful is not a good excuse? Because women get hounded by men all the time and always have way more and we still manage to do it. So it's not a good excuse.

[B]

Women manage to do it, stay faithful. Well, she pull up.

[A]

Not all women. Not all women. Let's clarify. Yeah, okay, but that's not an excuse. You can't say, oh, you women don't know what it's like to endure this. We do know exactly what it's like.

[C]

Joy put it in more of much more eloquent way than what Damaris did.

[A]

She said, dick is falling from the sky. You can't walk outside without dick hitting you in your forehead. She not lying.

[C]

She said she had a dick on. Bro umbrella.

[B]

What do you sell? Was that.

[C]

Can we play the clip please?

[B]

Is kith make a dick umbrella?

[C]

That's a crazy collab.

[A]

Falling from the fucking sky. I have a dick umbrella, okay, that I carry around to keep these dicks from hitting me in the forehead. It is not hard to find dick. It's the most surplus thing on the planet. There's a surplus of dick. Men get so much attention and we just don't understand what it's like when women are throwing themselves at you. Any regular woman would lap you 15 times before you got piece of in the day, okay?

[C]

So just shut the up.

[A]

It is not an achievement, okay?

[C]

Obviously no one is going to disagree that it's way easier for women to find dick than it is for us to find. I think that kind of goes without saying. I think what some of the Internet is saying. I'm not saying the incel version of the Internet, but what the Internet is saying. Some people that are not used to getting pussy like that because at a time it was very tough to get pussy. When they all of a sudden become rich and famous and have all this access to women, it is overwhelming. And some men, they should know how to handle it, but they don't know how to handle it. They were never given any tools to do so. Whereas women have been offered dick from the day they had their first period. Every time they walk out the door is something you guys are so used to. Whereas most men, like she's saying, are not offered pussy like that.

[A]

That.

[C]

So when you get in a position where maybe you weren't the coolest in school or maybe you don't know how to talk to women and now you got some money in your pocket and some notoriety, the whole cadet line is Waiting for you. And yes, weak men can take those opportunities. We look at everything that has ruined men's empire. It's usually horse. And that's not speaking poorly on the horse. That's speaking poorly on the men. You shouldn't let a whore take your entire empire down. You should be stronger than that. But I see why people are killing her. Because it's different. Met to her point. Men are not used to getting it. So once you get it, the moment you step out, you don't know how to handle that. Unfortunately, Damaris, every time you walk outside, there's probably somebody saying, you walk out this office door, I'm sure someone's going to say something to you. You're so used to it and so turned off by it that you have a different mentality for it.

[B]

They'd be like, yo, brown skin.

[A]

Yo.

[C]

Yo, you run track?

[B]

Yo, chocolate.

[A]

You think I'm chocolate? I have been tanning, baby.

[B]

No, I'm saying that's what guys say when you leave the office. Is that what they. How they cat call you?

[A]

Yep. Yo, all right, man. You are so beautiful. Smile beautiful. Smile beautiful. Why you not smiling? What's wrong?

[B]

The woman ain't never told me to smile a day in my life.

[A]

Because you always smiling at faces, actually. I tell you to sprout, all you do is smiling. Faces stop showing your teeth, actually. Is what we be begging for happy?

[B]

And see, I'm mad. I'm happy around women. Like, how you mad? Cause I'm happy.

[A]

All that do is every.

[C]

Make you happy.

[B]

Yo. I'm just saying. But how women get mad? Cause you just happy around women. Like, yeah, I like to smile around women. Like, I'm happy. I'm comfortable.

[C]

That was fine before you met her. Now she's the only one that.

[B]

Oh, got it, got it. Okay.

[C]

Oh, happy laughing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Holding doors and shit.

[B]

I mean, Joy is right, though. Like, you know, who would argue that?

[A]

Of course, mad people argue on it,

[B]

but people just argue to argue. She's right. Like, women, it doesn't. First of all, y' all hold the key to whether sex. Unless you're an hippie more like, y' all hold that key to whether sex is going to happen or not. Y' all decide when sex is going to happen. Let's start there.

[C]

So y' all control hold out sometimes.

[B]

I mean, I like to try to hold out, too, but. But the women call that shot.

[C]

That's 100% true. Yes. Women make that decision.

[B]

Women make that decision. So do y' all hold that key? So yeah, she's right. Y' all get offered dick way more than we get offered vagina. That's just a fact. Now, if you're in the 1% of men in the world, you know, when you're well off, you're financially stable, you're wealthy, whatever. Then yeah, you know, it's easier to acquire. Sex is easier to attain when you're in a certain bracket, in a certain category as a man for sure. But it's still not to the level of an attractive woman. Like, are you kidding me? No, it's no way. No.

[A]

Yeah, and I wanna to those that's saying like, yeah, but like, we're talking about like baddies trying to us, not just like the random homeless guy that wants to you. And it's like, you think that like a man that's attractive with money, that's dating a woman that's attractive with money, you think it's just homeless bums that want to her or you think just like.

[C]

No, of course.

[A]

You think like the whole Knicks roster is in her DMs. Like, let's be for real here.

[C]

Yeah, I hate the word regular because that's so dismissive and weird. But we know what's all we're saying. A regular girl has the whole Knicks Ross like roster in her entire dms. For sure. The regular guy doesn't have anybody in his dms, so by the time he gets to that point, he doesn't know how to handle that. Whereas a woman that's going to work every day is used to that. Like, no matter the status of the guy, she's used to that. Whereas a man's not. So. Yeah, it's a crazy feeling once you get. Well, I don't know that feeling, but can imagine it would be crazy.

[A]

Yeah, I feel like you're making the argument very niche though. That's. That's. You're niching the out of it. Because on average, the average guy that's rich and attractive with money has been that way for a while.

[B]

No. Rich and attractive.

[A]

If we're rich and attractive, you've been that way for a while. Yeah, some people stumble into it later on in life, but you've been on the up and up for a while. That's usually what happens. If you're talking about. Especially if you're talking about sports stars. My sports stars? Yeah, they've been getting thrown at them since they were in high school.

[B]

I've never heard sports stars before because

[A]

you don't want to pick which. Which it could be any sports Star. It could be basketball, football, baseball.

[C]

Yeah, okay, I hear you. Yes. When, when someone that is an NBA star, probably when they were in high school, they had pussy. They had high school pussy thrown at them when they were living with their parents for sure. But that is not the equivalent to now being in the league on tv with a hundred million dollars in your bank and the access to do anything with anyone at any time. That's way different than having pussy thrown at you in your high school gym when you lived with your parents.

[A]

Was thrown at you in your high school. Living with your parents, your parents doesn't mean anything was thrown at you in your high school gym. It was definitely different than being on

[C]

the road in a hotel room.

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It was thrown at you in college when you didn't live with your parents and hot 22 year old girls who wild the fuck out. Believe me, you've had plenty of opportunities to get. You've been getting since you were 16 years old. Like this is not nothing new. You grew up in life having thrown at you.

[C]

Yes.

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You go to the NBA. Yes. It's on a different scale. Yes, of course. Force. But it's not like you're not used to being thrown at you. Let's, let's stop that. Like it's. You're making excuses. You're making excuses.

[C]

I'm making excuses for. I said that it's weak if you succumb to that. But I underst. Like I get it. Like it's all right. Yes, you could be playing for Duke and on Duke's campus, you're the man. And there's only so many women you can run through in that whole little area at the cafeteria. By playing the second half of freshman year, I've ran through every chick. When you have the access of the Internet, $100 million and TV. That's crazy.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

No one should have that much access to pussy, period. That would make anyone's brain explode. As a man, I'm not saying it's right, but that must be an insane feeling, I'm sure. An insane feeling. I'm sure. LeBron, of course he's been with his wife since high school. I'm only using him as an example. Not because he women. He's only been with his wife. I'm saying a kid from Akron, Ohio that ran through Akron. It's a little different when I have a hundred million dollar shoe contract and I'm on the road every day.

[A]

Sure, but it's not something.

[C]

And I'm on tv. I'm the most famous person ever.

[A]

Yes, it's. Yes, it's different. But y' all be the mains one saying is y' all be the main one. The first ones to say that you, you are just running through women. Yes, you have access to more women. Yes, they get more and more beautiful, sure. But if after fucking 50, 100, 200 beautiful women, it's not like you can get used to it. It's okay. Like you can get used to it.

[C]

Oh no. Once you get used to it, now we're chasing other things.

[A]

Okay, well then you have a fucking problem. Like I don't. Like, I don't.

[C]

I agree.

[A]

Like, and that was Joy's thing. Like two, two men and women on the same level, same financial status. They both. The woman will always have more access to men and she won't use that as an excuse. I'm sorry. It's just so much dick everywhere. Like I, I just, I couldn't help it. Like I just, I couldn't stop myself. Like you don't know what it's like being like that. Like no, it's a lazy.

[B]

Society frowns upon that. But y' all wish I could be though too far.

[C]

I'm sorry, I'm not comparing them whatsoever. Whatsoever. But do you think a young female pop star gets through the door from a small town and now is in LA and is in studio sessions with R B artists that she looked up to her whole life and isn't as disciplined now that she has access to things that she wouldn't be?

[A]

Sure. I'm not comparing niche in I don't know where you got. That was not Joy's conversation. You keep adding that information because who

[C]

the would disagree with with Joy in saying that there's more dicks being offered than putting over people? I don't have that conversation because it's the most obvious conversation in the world. Yes. If you disagree with Joy, you're the

[B]

funny is Joy's a trick. She said that herself.

[A]

I know. On our episode.

[B]

Which is crazy.

[A]

Shout out to Joy.

[B]

She's a self. She's a self proclaimed trick.

[C]

I respect it.

[B]

I respect it. So if she getting thrown dick and she need a dick umbrella and she's a trick. She's a fucking unicorn. Imagine being a trick and you dodging dick. What a life, Joy.

[C]

What a life. I mean, well that's, that's not financially sound. If you're a trick, you have to dodge a lot of dicks. Cuz at this point we're just going to drain the like the bank account's Gone.

[A]

You got to be.

[C]

You gotta. You gotta focus on one Joy.

[B]

Joy. Know how crazy she get?

[A]

Like, yeah, man, I can't let everybody in these pockets.

[B]

I can't lie. I can't be tricking on all you like, chapter seven. Joy gotta avoid some of that.

[C]

I hear you, but no, I mean, of course, anytime she opens her mouth,

[B]

the Internet is gonna shout out to Joy, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And she's actually very funny, too. I hate that. Like, women can't make jokes. Like. Like, women make jokes, and men are just get so upset. I'm like, yo, like, y' all don't, like, be around funny women? Like, not everything women say is serious. Sometimes they're joking, being extra Being. Putting some sauce on it. Like, we can't do that.

[C]

Yeah, I thought that was hilarious. I thought dick. Dick umbrella to block dicks from hitting my forehead is hilarious. But, you know, it's just the angry men on the timeline on. Are not going to hear any of the sarcasm or the nuance of the joke and just be like, oh, she's talking about dicks.

[B]

Men that get. Women understand exactly what Joy is saying. Men that don't get. Women are offended by what Joy is saying.

[A]

That's why I don't argue. Some men on the Internet don't argue. I'm like, you. You don't. I know you don't get like. I know you don't.

[B]

Yeah, it's that simple.

[C]

I know you're not a.

[B]

Can me.

[C]

You try. I know you're not. I'm saying, can you try to explain to me how somebody could be offended to.

[A]

By that?

[B]

I don't.

[C]

This is why the Internet bothers me so much, and I need to stop. Like, I try to make sense of things.

[B]

No, you can't do that. I don't know how anybody could hear what Joy just said and be offended by that. I. I really don't. I don't understand what would offend you in what you said. Like, what would be offensive to you and what Georgia said.

[A]

Do y' all get offended when women be like, oh, I can't stand men. Y' all get offended. Or y' all know that y' all aren't the type of people.

[B]

Nah, I laugh. I know. I know a cooked her soul. Cooked you. I'm like, damn, that nigga. He put that. He put that root on you, didn't he?

[A]

I think sometimes, though, when women say that, it's not all about just, like, getting hurt by a man. Cause I think sometimes it's about, like, I see Women see shit like that,

[B]

it ain't from being happy by the man.

[A]

No, what I'm saying is sometimes women say shit like that when they see, like instances of violence against other women or like, shit like that.

[B]

It ain't directly them going off.

[A]

It's not. Yeah, like, you know, like sometimes it's just like, whatever. But y' all don't get offended because you know that you're not the type

[B]

of men that she's talking about.

[A]

That she's talking about. Right. So y' all don't get offended.

[B]

It's not, it's not. It's not me. She's. It's not directed to somebody like me. So I'm not. No, I don't take no offense. I don't take no offense to things that most people say. Honestly, I don't never take it personal. It's not. You're not. You can't. You're not talking to me. You don't know me, so I know you ain't talking to me.

[A]

Yeah, so you don't. You don't dig into the. Oh, my God. The anti men agenda.

[C]

I've been cuddled up with a girl while she was tweeting that she hated men.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Usually those be the ones. Anytime a girl's tweeting that stuff, she's probably cuddled up with a guy at the moment, which is fine. And I also believe in double standards because I don't think I should say the. Say the opposite if I'm late. I hate women.

[B]

Crazy. I've never said that a day in my life. I've never said I hate women a day in my life. I don't care what I go through in a relationship. I don't care what I see my homie going through. I ain't gonna be like, I hate women.

[C]

You didn't find out that Joy had a dick umbrella? And we're like, all the women.

[B]

Yeah. No.

[A]

Men be getting so mad. I just be like, I know y' all don't, like, really get women. I be like, yo, I hate. I be like, ain't. And the I be talking to be

[B]

like, you right facts.

[A]

I can't stand either, boo.

[B]

That's why I'm never around them. Word. I'm with you, sis. Like, I don't be hanging out with nobody. Yeah, I get it. I understand. I'm not offended by that shit. Because it's real. You know, women go through. Women go through way more in just normal day to day when it comes to men than we do. What will ever go through with women. That's just a fact.

[C]

Like, how do you. How do you watch this clip and then retweet? Because I'm on Twitter off that clip. Joy's father failed her. This girl is always angry about something. Like, where do you get those two things?

[B]

People look crazy. People absolutely crazy. Crazy.

[A]

They don't leave basement dwellers. They only the house.

[B]

Right?

[C]

I mean, shout out to them.

[B]

Shout out to him.

[A]

No, not shout out to him. Get the outside. Go out in real life.

[B]

Keep them. Yeah, we don't need them outside. I don't want to bump into them. Keep them in the basement. Let them smell like mothballs.

[C]

That'd be like, a fun experiment to take, like, those type of guys out. I don't want to say club because. But like a place you could interact. Like a kickback where you could actually talk to women.

[B]

Men don't know how to talk to women.

[C]

No, I know. It'd just be funny to put the camera on.

[A]

We saw a perfect observation that we ain't gonna say who, but we saw a perfect observation that of a who was around women for the first time ever, and he was mad, freaked out, and weird.

[B]

All right, well, happy birthday, Rory. Have fun this weekend.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

36.

[B]

Happy 36 to the young lady.

[C]

What do I have to look Forward to at 36? What was your 36?

[B]

My 36? What was my 36? I was.

[C]

I was, what, 2006?

[B]

Yeah, I played 36 in 2000. You, man. But no, have fun. Whatever you're doing, man, happy 36th birthday. It gets better from here. So don't. Don't get nervous, man.

[C]

That's what I say every year.

[B]

Yeah, it gets better, man. It gets better. They lied to us. Saying, as you get older, it gets worse. Nah, it gets better, bro. Bro, just stretch. Just start stretching. Make that a part of your daily routine. Stretch and hydrate. That's very important as you get older.

[C]

I know it's a corny joke, but BJ Morgan is pretty funny.

[B]

I'm here for it. All right, baby D, you good?

[A]

I'm good.

[C]

I'm good.

[A]

Nigga, how you ask?

[B]

I'm good. I tell.

[A]

Do you want me to yell? You want me to say, yo, I'm good?

[B]

I'll ask you again when I can't

[A]

be soft on this podcast again.

[B]

When the sun comes out, baby.

[A]

Dude, you're right.

[B]

Be a different person. Person. When the sun comes out. I'll talk to you when the sun comes out. Until then, be safe, be blessed. I'm that he's just ginger. Happy birthday, Rory. No worry.

[D]

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