Episode 514 | Duck Sauce

Summary

New Rory & Mal – Episode 514 “Duck Sauce”

Date: July 2, 2026
Hosts: Baby D, Damaris, Zip (guest/co-host)
Special Note: Rory is absent from this episode.

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Episode Overview

This episode features the usual New Rory & Mal blend of humor, hot takes, and candid conversation, with Rory out and the crew joined by Zip (Netflix Zip), stepping in to keep the energy alive. The main themes revolve around gender roles in society (especially law enforcement and the military), prison stories and criminal justice experiences, generational divides, cultural critiques (especially in music), and relationship advice.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Rory Absence & Zip's Alias Origin

• The crew jokes about Zip’s moniker “Netflix Zip,” drawing a parallel to the Kanye and Beanie Sigel naming story.
  • [02:52 – 04:39]
  • Notable Moment: Baby D and Zip playfully argue over who came up with “Netflix Zip” first.
  • Quote:
    • Zip: "Roll the tape back." [03:37]
    • Baby D: "See, that's what Kanye did to Beans." [03:40]

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Summer Fits and Staying Sober

• Damaris gets compliments on her dress and her choice to stay sober, opting for water in her wine glass.
  • [04:40 – 06:00]
  • Quote:
    • Damaris: "The glass makes me feel like I'm doing something." [05:19]

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Prison Hooch, Blindness, and Jail Culture

• Zip shares how inmates make hooch (“jail wine”) and the associated risks (i.e., methanol causing blindness). Discussion expands to prison culture and dangers.
  • [05:36 – 08:00]
  • Quotes:
    • Damaris (skeptical): "Y’all drinking spa water in the jail?" [05:42]
    • Baby D: "You tell me I might lose my eyesight… I’m cool." [07:12]

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Women in Policing & Military Roles

• Heated debate on whether women should work as corrections officers, police, or serve in front-line military roles.
  • [08:08 – 15:54]
  • Baby D asserts it’s unsafe to partner two female officers in dangerous situations, pushes for gender-matching in certain jobs, and debates safety around women Uber drivers.
  • Damaris challenges Baby D’s takes and nuances the conversation around preference vs. discrimination.
  • Notable Exchange:
    • Baby D: "I don’t think that women cos need to be working in male prisons." [08:33]
    • Damaris: "Very, very rarely do they partner two female officers. They partner female officers with male officers." [11:34]
    • Zip: "That shit is discrimination, man." [14:28]

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Safety & Gender-Based Preferences Apps

• They talk about rideshare apps allowing women to select female drivers for safety; discuss if this is discrimination or preference.
  • [13:03 – 15:16]

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Education and Stigma for Formerly Incarcerated

• Zip shares he attended Cornell while in prison; discusses the misconceptions around intelligence and incarceration.
  • [22:15 – 24:55]
  • Quote:
    • Zip: "I went to Cornell. Now hop off dick. Respectfully, I went to Cornell." [22:15]

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Community & Internet Trolls

• Zip explains his approach to negative internet comments and why he fires back; the hosts discuss internet engagement and stigma.
  • [18:40 – 24:09]
  • Quote:
    • Zip: "I'm throwing franks, man. Say something to me..." [18:57]
    • Damaris: "This is where self-awareness and accountability comes in as adults, right?" [19:42]

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Music, Culture, & The Young Miami Boycott

• India Arie supports a commentator's call for a boycott of Young Miami's viral single "Spin That," sparking a big debate about culture, influence, and double standards in hip-hop.
  • [37:31 – 44:41]
  • Zip argues for consistency, referring to problematic themes in movies, not just music.
  • Damaris notes the targeting of Black female artists with cultural policing.
  • Quote:
    • Zip: "She never had a song this big. She's mad... Everywhere you go, you hear Young Miami. Everywhere you been, you did not hear India Arie." [40:00]
    • Damaris: "Why is it just this Miami... It's because she's a woman. It's because she a Black woman." [43:19]

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Intergenerational Crushes & Aging in Hip-Hop/R&B

• Fun exchanges about women in entertainment who have aged gracefully—Lisa Raye, Jennifer Lopez, Lauryn Hill, Claudette Ortiz, Kyla Pratt, Christina Milian, Cassie, and Karreuche.
  • [47:14 – 49:39]
  • Quote:
    • Zip: "Lisa Ray is 60, son. 58. She looks great." [49:39]

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BET Awards Moment: Jim Jones, French Montana, Max B

• Discuss puzzling scene where Jim Jones is approached by BET security during a performance, speculating if the cause was weed or beef, ultimately downplaying any drama.
  • [50:22 – 52:55]

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Sneaking Alcohol into Events

• Damaris confesses using clever tricks (like fake sunscreen bottles) to bring liquor to events.
  • [54:03 – 54:53]

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Holiday (Fourth of July) Plans & Vegan Grilling

• Lighthearted conversation about cookouts, grilling differences, and vegan/vegetarian food vs. traditional barbecue.
  • [55:05 – 56:33]

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Fireworks & Being a ‘Snitch’

• Damaris admits calling the cops on people who set off 4th of July fireworks because it upsets her dogs.
  • [59:09 – 60:01]
  • Quote:
    • Damaris: "That's who I snitch on every year, firework...I'm calling the cops, come get these niggas." [59:41]

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Weddings: Rules About Weed, Edibles & Dress Codes

• Debate over whether guests should be allowed to smoke weed or bring edibles to a wedding, class vs. casual approach, and whether it’s tacky.
  • [61:07 – 64:11]
  • Quote:
    • Damaris: "If you want to take an edible, that's fine. You can be high. I just don't want my wedding smelling like weed smoke." [63:01]

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Animated Movies, Pop Culture Gaps

• Zip hasn't seen Disney classics like Aladdin or Toy Story, but is an “Ice Age” fan; group lists essential animated movies.
  • [65:34 – 67:26]

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Listener Voicemail: How Do I Court My Best Friend?

• A listener asks for advice after transitioning from a 10-year friendship to a relationship, but feeling awkward due to skipping the typical courting phase.
  • [73:27 – 81:24]
  • Advice:
    • Baby D: Courting should still involve romance, confidence, and gesture, even if you’re already best friends.
    • Damaris: "Women shouldn’t have to ask for romance. Get that girl what she asking for." [81:11]
    • Zip: "Stay away from that whack shit that got you kicked out the first time." [78:26]
  • General consensus: Be confident, lead with openness, and do the “corny” stuff—she’ll appreciate it.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "You, you are what you eat." – Zip [56:05]
• "See, you can't even bop when you older now...It's like, y'all don't want older people to do nothing." – Damaris [46:59]
• "I went to Cornell. Now hop off dick. Respectfully." – Zip [22:15]
• "Words can be spells...should all be entertainment." – Baby D [41:06, 42:25]
• "If you knew how thin the ice was, your ass would stop skating." – Damaris [78:41]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:52] – Introduction, Rory’s absence, Netflix Zip moniker
• [05:36] – Jail hooch, prison stories and dangers
• [08:33] – Debate on women in law enforcement and front-line military
• [13:03] – Gender-based rideshare app discussion
• [22:15] – Zip’s education at Cornell, stigma after prison
• [37:31] – Young Miami/India Arie boycott debate
• [47:14] – Black women aging gracefully in the culture
• [50:22] – BET Awards “security approaches Jim Jones” incident
• [54:03] – Sneaking alcohol into events
• [55:05] – Vegan grilling and cookout debates
• [59:09] – 4th of July fireworks, “snitching,” and dogs
• [61:07] – Smoking, edibles, and class at weddings
• [65:34] – Animated movie recommendations/gaps
• [73:27] – Listener voicemail: How to court your best friend

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Episode Tone & Style

Conversational, energetic, and often humorous. The rotating hosts riff freely, challenging each other’s takes and swapping personal stories, but also landing on serious themes (prison/criminal justice, misogyny in hip hop, gender safety issues). The banter is candid and quick, trading laughs for heated debates and reflective moments.

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Final Thoughts

Episode 514 “Duck Sauce” gives listeners the full scope of the New Rory & Mal experience: raw culture commentary, personal stories, gender politics, pop culture chat, and messy debates—all filtered through a smart, streetwise, and funny lens. The episode is valuable both for fans and newcomers wanting insights, entertainment, and a real barbershop vibe.

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Transcript

[Damaris]

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[Damaris]

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[Baby D]

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[Baby D]

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[Baby D]

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[Zip]

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[Damaris]

Y' all want me to be Rory? Welcome back.

[Baby D]

Welcome back to the show. We are here. We gotta start the episode even though Rory's not here. We gotta start the episode with some of the Rory cadence and the energy just to let the people know he's not here. But he's still here. We are back. Sponsored by Boost Mobile Unlimited talk, text and data. Catch us now on Netflix as we have Netflix zip in the building again. Yo. Zip. I ain't gonna lie. I need something. I might need ownership in Netflix. Zip, though, like the name. Like, don't do me like how Kanye did Beans. Yeah, but don't do me like, how Kanye. How Kanye did Beans.

[Zip]

Nah, I made that up, though.

[Baby D]

You made Netflix zip up when you made that up?

[Zip]

I made it up as soon as.

[Baby D]

Like, I ain't call you Netflix. Zip. First, you can roll the tape back. I think I did.

[Zip]

I said it first, and then you was like, that's fire.

[Baby D]

I don't think it went.

[Zip]

Roll the tape back.

[Baby D]

I don't think it went.

[Zip]

He was like, yo, that's fine.

[Baby D]

See, that's that shit. That's what Kanye did to Bean. See, he gave him a lot of

[Zip]

that Yeezy money, right?

[Baby D]

Beanz started calling Kanye, gave him that Yeezy money.

[Zip]

He couldn't put it before they turned his fals off.

[Baby D]

Yeah, the faucet was on when he said that. Yeah. I don't think it was all.

[Zip]

He was talking base. I think I'm gonna give him. He owns this much of the name. That's when this was 11 billion.

[Baby D]

Beans were crazy. He started going on stage telling, yo, Kanye just said he gonna give me 10.

[Zip]

11 billion. I'm up like a duck. The.

[Baby D]

I don't think that check came through.

[Zip]

Nah, that's a. Adidas turned the faucet off at 11 billion. That turned out 600 million.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but.

[Zip]

All right, so 11 billion and 600 million is a whole nother home.

[Baby D]

That's the fact. But it's 20. Give me 10 of any of. 0.5% of 600 million.

[Zip]

Yeah, yeah, like that now. Yeah, you get that? You can't get 1% of this. You see what just happened?

[Baby D]

I was just letting it be known

[Zip]

you lost 10 billion. Yeah. Yeah.

[Baby D]

Oh, man. Baby D, what's good?

[Damaris]

What's poppin?

[Baby D]

How you feeling?

[Damaris]

I feel good.

[Baby D]

I see you got your. I don't even know what to call that, but it's like. It's almost. It's almost like a nightie. Lingerie. But I don't know if that's like, lingerie or nightie. That gotta be like.

[Damaris]

It's like a gown. Like a nice little, you know, a little summer dress.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Damaris]

You know what I'm saying? They said the girls. Is they tired of the girls dressing like Jadakiss. Everybody got jorts on, like. Yeah. You know, I gotta keep the summer. You keeping the sexy sundress alive. Yeah.

[Baby D]

Keep it sexy. I see you over there. I see you sticking to your. No drinking. So you got your wine glass full of Poland Springs. That Poland.

[Damaris]

Mm.

[Baby D]

Is that a good Poland Spring in there?

[Colin Coward]

Mm.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Damaris]

I add water. I mean, at home, I add a little lemon to it because I just need, like, the glass. Like, the glass makes me feel like I'm doing something. So. Yeah.

[Zip]

Cucumbers in the water is fire.

[Baby D]

Oh, yeah. Let that sit overnight, though. They gotta, like, really sit in there. Cucumbers, oranges, where you had that as

[Zip]

now, my mom told me to do that. So when I used to get packages in jacks to do that. Chop the cucumbers up with the lemons, throw that in the water, let that

[Damaris]

sit this drinking spa water in the jail.

[Baby D]

This was making hooch, man. Don't listen to this. Had the potatoes I could make.

[Zip]

I could make hooch.

[Baby D]

You gotta make hooch. And hang the bag right here.

[Zip]

I'm gonna see how long you. Nah, that's like. I'm saying, that's like the orange I'm talking about. Like, we was brewing that. Like, making clear.

[Baby D]

But how.

[Zip]

That is hard. That is a hard process that you gotta. Yeah, because you gotta cook it. It's like you cooking that and then you catching the steam.

[Baby D]

Oh, my God. No, I don't.

[Damaris]

But what are you. What ingredients are you using to make it?

[Zip]

I'm saying use tomato paste and sugar. Might, like, like the. You talking about like the hooch. Yeah, might take that. All right, let me get that. Bring that in the cell and then cook that down. You know what I'm saying? And you just catching the steam. That should be looking like vodka in the bottle.

[Baby D]

That's crazy.

[Damaris]

So y' all used to be drunk?

[Zip]

I ain't with that like that, though. Why they say that make you blind? I should make you blind, son. Rock gut, all that kind of shot every once in a while.

[Baby D]

You tell me blind?

[Zip]

Yeah. Something like make you blind?

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool. That's the easiest way to not get me to drink something.

[Damaris]

Oh, yes.

[Baby D]

Drinking illicit or improperly distilled hooch can cause permanent blindness. This happens when the alcohol is contaminated with methanol, which is highly toxic. Well, I mean, you know.

[Zip]

Oh, so wood alcohol, so we ain't even had no wood, but we just heard that all these years, so.

[Damaris]

Said I wasn't taking no risk.

[Baby D]

You tell me I might lose my eyesight. I'm. I'm cool. I'm gonna just drink this water.

[Zip]

I'm gonna be with Baby D some days. You might take a sip, though.

[Baby D]

Nah, I'm Cool.

[Damaris]

So you had a hard day. Hard day and a yard.

[Zip]

You had 20 years. You don't know.

[Baby D]

You can't.

[Zip]

You speaking from the perspective of, I

[Baby D]

wanna be able to see for the next 20 years, though. I wanna see all these years.

[Zip]

You don't know, man. Some days you wake up like, man, is tomorrow gonna make it?

[Baby D]

That's a fact. But if you wake up thinking like, damn, I had that hooch last night. Tomorrow I might not see none of you niggas. I could just hear y'.

[Damaris]

All. I'm clapped, sorry.

[Baby D]

Imagine being locked up. You do 20 years, you got 10 left, and then you go blind. Your next 10 is blind.

[Zip]

That shit be happening. Niggas all typ happening, man. See a get high, pass out, wake up paralyzed man don't know what the happened to him.

[Baby D]

Yeah, n. And you still stay in there. It ain't like they let you out.

[Zip]

You going to the hospital spot?

[Baby D]

Yeah, no, I'm cool. I ain't doing that zip.

[Damaris]

You saw that the inmates took over the jail in North Carolina. I didn't see that was holding up the officers.

[Baby D]

They took over a jail in North Carolina?

[Damaris]

Uhhuh. The inmates did, and they had like. Like, they was just tripping, nigga.

[Zip]

Boomed the camera.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Zip]

You seen that shit on the Internet where the dude was asking the CEO lady, like, yo, go get the sergeant. And she was like, nah.

[Baby D]

And she cursed him out and she maced him, and then he, like, broke a jewel and all of that.

[Zip]

Yeah, her and the other one.

[Colin Coward]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

I ain't gonna lie. I feel like. And y' all like to call me, I guess, like, sexist when I say shit like this. I don't think that women cos need to be working in male prisons. I don't think that there need to be any female police officers unless they're called to the scene to search a female suspect that has been arrested. Because, like, you see female cops trying to stop a grown man from doing something in the mall, and they can't even. They falling over each other trying to get the cuffs on him. It's like, what are y'?

[Ryan Reynolds]

All.

[Baby D]

Y'.

[Damaris]

All.

[Baby D]

There's nothing that y' all can do with this grown ass, big ass strong man right now.

[Zip]

So how you feel about female soldiers?

[Baby D]

I think that they don't need to be on the front lines. I think that they need to be. You know, obviously they can be of service somewhere in the armed forces, but to send women out on the front lines is crazy. Like, why would you send women on the front Lines of a war like that don't even make sense to me.

[Zip]

They be acting like they she nice with the blick.

[Baby D]

Even if she is, let her guard the fucking. The ammo or something. Like the ammo cage, the ammo locker. Let them guard that. Let them guard the hospitals or something like they don't need to be in the woods. Like when you watched what's the. What's my favorite movie? Mark Wahlberg. Oh, Survivor.

[Zip]

Nah, Alone. He was by survival.

[Baby D]

Lone Survivor.

[Zip]

Lone Survivor.

[Baby D]

You can't have no women out. Mark Wall. They didn't have no women out there with them. Yeah, but you saw what happened to her, right? She held it down. But like, this is what I'm saying. Like women. To me, when I see like women police officers, like female police officers

[Zip]

and

[Baby D]

they're trying to arrest like a grown man, it's like, just look at the tape. They end up falling over each other, dropping they walkie talkie.

[Damaris]

That happens sometimes. I also see plenty of grown men trying to arrest a grown man and get his ass whooped.

[Baby D]

Well, they need they ass whoop if you a grown man police. If you a male police officer and you with your partner, he's a man. And y' all can't take down one male suspect, Y' all need to hit the gym a little more. Women, I think they should be called to the scene.

[Zip]

Like some niggas. Some niggas ain't going.

[Damaris]

Two.

[Zip]

Two people. Like what? Some niggas ain't going for that.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but now imagine drugs. Now imagine if it's two female police officers.

[Colin Coward]

Two.

[Baby D]

It's two. It's two women cops.

[Zip]

But they be having guns, though.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but you can't just draw your gun for no reason.

[Damaris]

This is America. Yes, you can.

[Baby D]

No, no, no, no. That's crazy. But then if that happens, that's a problem. That's. Now we had another problem. If you have two female police officers and they can't like subdue a suspect, a man, and they just automatically pull a gun out and shoot him, that's a problem. He doesn't have a weapon. Just cause he's too strong and y' all can't get the cuffs on him, that means shoot him.

[Damaris]

Men do that.

[Zip]

All you about to have mad female police ready to shoot the five with you.

[Baby D]

I'm saying that they should whoop his ass too. No, no, no.

[Zip]

That's what they gonna be ready to do. Unless you're gonna have mad female police.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying they're not of service. I'm Saying that they should not. It should not be. It shouldn't be. If you was a cop, Damaris, it shouldn't be you and your homegirl, y' all police officer, and y' all patrolling outside the projects together, like, by yourself.

[Damaris]

Very, very rarely do they partner two female officers. That does not. They partner female officers with male officers.

[Baby D]

No, they do, but I'm just saying, you see a lot of, like, officers, like, two women walking, patrolling the streets together. Absolutely.

[Zip]

I don't see baddie patrol. The other day, they came through.

[Damaris]

Daddy patrol.

[Zip]

Yes. Both of them was bad as a mother. I was like, damn.

[Damaris]

But them wasn't fighting, like, high crime. They were sitting up there patrolling the subway.

[Zip]

They was in the.

[Baby D]

They was subway.

[Zip]

Like, the truck. Like, the blue and white. Like, truck didn't. Like.

[Baby D]

Yeah, in the van.

[Zip]

Not the van, but, you know, the other shit, they got, like the SUV

[Baby D]

type shit if they drop. See, I don't know, man. I just feel like if you're a female officer, you should be called to the scene. If a female suspect has been, you know, put placed in the cuff, she. Now she needs to be searched.

[Zip]

Other than that, where they go transport

[Baby D]

her to the prison, things like that. Like. But having two female cops patrolling the projects at night walking around like that, to me, that's just dangerous. It's like, all right, so what they gonna do now? If this dude that's not armed, but he over here, he got a. He over here knocking somebody out, and y' all gotta try to rescue. He dusted out what they gonna do? And not saying the men can, but I'm just saying it's like, it's a better fight if it's male cops there at the scene than, like, you see the videos? I'd be like, yo, bro, they falling up. They can't do nothing with this man.

[Damaris]

So let's write a list of all the things that ma don't think women should do. They shouldn't fight in wars.

[Baby D]

Now, y' all laughed at me when I said women shouldn't be picking up women. Uber drivers shouldn't be picking up male passengers. And then they made an app where women can prefer just women passengers. Y' all laughed at me for that one, but that's the real thing. Why would a woman be picking up a strange man at 10, 11 o' clock at night as an Uber driver? How is that considered safe? Just because you gotta app and you see who I am and I call you the camera, I can still take this lady and put a gun in her head. Tell her, keep driving, take her to the woods. Not saying it can't happen to a

[Damaris]

male as well, but if you call a Uber and you got the gun on you and you decide that you want to do. You were going to do that to the male or the female, you were going to rob whoever was in the car.

[Baby D]

You're right. That's what I'm saying. So in any case, yes, it's.

[Zip]

But it could go further than the

[Baby D]

robbery with the lady, though. This is what I'm saying. It.

[Zip]

Chances are it's not going to afford.

[Baby D]

And it's happened. We've seen it happen.

[Zip]

Like, it could go far. Like, he. He could down the dude. And I'm saying, but like, a nigga can get nasty with a lady is what he's saying.

[Baby D]

This is what I'm saying. It's just not safe. But then y' all laughed at me. But then the app came out and women drivers can only select female passengers.

[Damaris]

No, it's. Women passengers can have all female drivers. The female drivers have whoever.

[Baby D]

I'm saying. Cause I said that too. I said, as a woman at night, you might not feel comfortable with a man picking you up. You should be able to request a female driver. So, yeah, both ways. But also, if I'm a woman and I'm working for Uber or something, that

[Zip]

shit is discrimination, man. If niggas is would have did that, ladies would have had a fit.

[Baby D]

What you mean?

[Zip]

Just if, yo, Just only anything. Only ladies that have a fit over that.

[Baby D]

No, I'm showing for the safety of a female driver.

[Zip]

I understand, but I'm just saying that's. That's discrimination.

[Damaris]

This is not discrimination.

[Baby D]

It's preference, though. It's not like it's an app where it's like, yo, we only picking up. That's discrimination. But if in my preference, I could be like, yo, I only prefer as a woman, I only want a female driver to pick me up. That's not discrimination.

[Damaris]

It's not discrimination?

[Baby D]

No.

[Damaris]

I don't think you can find the front lines. Women can't drive.

[Baby D]

I don't think women should be sent to the front line. I'm not saying you can't drive. Huh? No, I know women that could drive. I'm saying they shouldn't be picking up male, strange male passengers.

[Damaris]

Like, I know women that could drive.

[Baby D]

I know some women. No, for real. I know some women that drive really well.

[Zip]

Yeah, My own honey get busy.

[Baby D]

No, I'm not saying. But I know some men that can't drive. So I'm not saying that only men can drive. No, I'm just saying. I know. I would never say that women can't drive because I know women that can drive really well.

[Daniel Cormier]

But.

[Baby D]

Yeah, women shouldn't be sent to the front.

[Damaris]

What else shouldn't women do? Ma, please.

[Baby D]

They should. Women shouldn't be sent to the front lines.

[Damaris]

Okay?

[Baby D]

That's no war. I don't give a.

[Damaris]

Women shouldn't be front lines. Women shouldn't be cops. Women shouldn't be driving.

[Baby D]

See, you see how fast you're trying to change what I said? I never said women shouldn't be patrolling. I said women should not be. It shouldn't be trolling the officers together, patrolling the projects.

[Damaris]

Okay?

[Baby D]

That's insane to me.

[Damaris]

So it could be a woman. A woman and a man is fine.

[Baby D]

That's fine.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Baby D]

I'm not mad at that.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Baby D]

But having just two women walking around the neighborhood, like, what do you.

[Damaris]

I agree. I think that. That if you phrase it like that, I agree. But what you also said, what you originally started off as saying. I don't think women should be police officers. Like, unless they was just coming, like, to search the woman. If a woman need to be searched. That was your first statement.

[Baby D]

Cos, see, women cos should definitely not be working in the.

[Damaris]

Well, then who was zipping them? Fuck if they. Not if the women cos ain't working in the.

[Baby D]

What? That's crazier than anything I said. What she just said is crazy.

[Damaris]

I was being sarcastic.

[Zip]

It was a joke. I just read that shit.

[Damaris]

You meant what you said. I was joking. But that's reality. Like, that's.

[Baby D]

I don't think women. Because like what Zip said, the CEO, she was talking to the male inmate. She maced him, Maced him. He started popping up, broke her jaw, nose, all kind of shit stomped out. Not saying on the women's jail, a woman can't break your jaw and your nose. But I'm just saying it's a little. You know what I mean? It's a little easier to kind of maneuver the facility when it's just women and women.

[Zip]

What jail do they got three guards for 88 people?

[Damaris]

Yeah, I know. That's crazy. At the North Carolina. The Bertie Martin Regional Detention center in North Carolina. 5:00' clock in the morning, the inmates started rioting. Few inmates overpowered two of the three guards and took control of the facility. The third guard escaped the jail and fled while the other two guards are taken hostage. Oh, he ain't even. He ain't even go down with him.

[Baby D]

Three guards for 88 inmates.

[Damaris]

That's insane.

[Zip]

Nah, that's.

[Damaris]

That's. That's.

[Zip]

That's about right. That's.

[Baby D]

That's.

[Zip]

That's about right. Up north. Up north in Attica, they move like, 40 at a time. So one. One police for, like, 40 dudes. And then. And then you in a crib, it'd be 60 people in a crib and one police. So, like, in the mediums. In the mediums, you'd be in the dorm area. 60 dorm, 60 beds in there and one police. So 88 for three is not.

[Baby D]

So at any given time, if we put together a elaborate plan anyway, take over the prison.

[Zip]

Castro said that a long time ago. Somebody asked Castro. Fidel Castro recipe. Somebody asked him. They was like, yo, how do you feel about the. The oppression that the inmates is going through in America? And he thought about that. He was like, yo, how many people they got in jail over there? And they said something like, almost 2 million. He said, how many guards do they got? Say, whatever. That's not oppression, man.

[Baby D]

Yeah, so that sound like he wasn't

[Zip]

trying to hear that. I'm saying, like, that's not oppression, man. Like, he said, if it's 2 million of y' all and 80,000 of them or a hundred thousand of them, what's the issue here?

[Damaris]

Zip, I've been meaning to talk to you. We gotta have a conversation about. I was gonna.

[Baby D]

What happened, Baby D?

[Damaris]

I was gonna come to go out first. I was gonna talk to your management first. You know what I'm saying? But have you right here. You gotta stop cussing out the commenters and telling them to eat a dick.

[Baby D]

That.

[Zip]

Yeah, I'm throwing franks, man. Say something to me. Because first of all, if you don't like something on the Internet, you could just do this. And. And that's it. It disappears. Scroll. You sat there, hit the keyboard, made it pop up, type some, maybe messed up, went back, changed it.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

All it be doing some hating, right? Suck my nuts, right?

[Damaris]

I hear you eat a dick, but

[Zip]

yeah, so that makes you mad. I bet you that made you.

[Baby D]

I was see, like, fantastic with love when she said he was right where he needed to be.

[Zip]

Bum you bumming. Fuck you, you bum bitch.

[Baby D]

Right?

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Zip]

That's what I said. She said I was right where I needed to be.

[Damaris]

Okay, But Zip, I was right where

[Zip]

I needed to be. Fuck you, you bum bitch.

[Damaris]

Zip, Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, Zip.

[Zip]

I don't see.

[Damaris]

This is where self awareness and accountability comes in as adults, right?

[Zip]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

You were in jail for murder, right? Everybody's innocent. We know you ain't do it. You was in jail for murder and then said, I wish I was out so I would have committed. Because I would have committed more crime in people's, like, time of, like, despair, you know, just playing devil's advocate.

[Zip]

So some people. So. So some people, you a criminal that

[Damaris]

wishes you would have been out of jail to do more criminal shit. Her saying he was right where he belonged. I don't think she's a bum bitch for that. I think she's making a fair observ. We love you and we're happy that you're free. But you said you would have been out committing more crime. Are you happy that you free?

[Zip]

All right, so like I said on another episode, slavery nor voluntary servitude shall exist in the United States unless one has been duly convicted of a felony. Now, some people who did a whole lot of robbing and stealing and killing made that law.

[Daniel Cormier]

Right?

[Zip]

Right. And now they going for doing the same shit you did to become very prosperous in this world.

[Baby D]

You're going to put.

[Zip]

You will make me a slave again. And you think that's why I need to be eat a dick. And you see what I told him. Eat a southern fried wee wee. That was fire. I clicked on this. I heard him. Country. Eat a southern fried wee wee smother. That is some gravy or something. Yeah, but I'll be playing that but a lot.

[Damaris]

Okay, so some people, you know, this is a comedy podcast. So the majority of people who comment are joking.

[Zip]

Like, I. I ain't. That wasn't funny. No, a southern fried wee wee wasn't funny. I laugh, I laugh. Everybody's laughing at me.

[Baby D]

I'm just saying I laugh.

[Zip]

I laugh.

[Baby D]

I'm gonna just say I laugh Southern.

[Zip]

All right, look, what about this one right here? I did bad.

[Damaris]

First of all, I said all the police was in Manhattan, so clearly I would have been somewhere else. But nobody probably called you smart in your life. But you don't gotta. You falling into the trap I used to fall into. Like, these people are joking. They're engaged with the show. It's not personal.

[Baby D]

Nah, nah, nah, scroll up. She wasn't joking.

[Zip]

What she said when I said, she

[Baby D]

says or she says, it was his destiny to be an inmate. This man would have had. Had. What was it? Anthrax. People got sick breathing in the breeze, and he wish he was there.

[Zip]

And so this is why I say she's not smart. Anthrax was some they was putting in mail.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Mailing it to people and all that. I would have called Anthrax down there at 9 11.

[Daniel Cormier]

You.

[Zip]

I was. I was nice to her. Nobody, probably. I didn't call. I didn't call her. Nothing.

[Baby D]

You know, you did, but all.

[Damaris]

Okay, if you want to respond, respond. Just please don't call our female listeners because they're commenting on the episode. That's all. That's all.

[Zip]

Look at this. This man couldn't spell the word rehabilitation to save the universe. I went to Cornell. Now hop off, Dick. Respectfully, I went to Cornell. How about you? You trying to disrespect me? Hop off my dick right.

[Damaris]

Wait, you went to Cornell in jail?

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

They like offer Cornell in jail, right?

[Zip]

Let's get to that. I did that. Warren Buffett says. They kissed me on the cheek before it all. I said, I heard about you. You kind of smart. Like, I'm all right. Murder Mother, the Sunshine Lady.

[Damaris]

Warren Buffett's sister.

[Colin Coward]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Warren Buffett's sister gave.

[Baby D]

Who is this?

[Zip]

I was trying to get a get low. They was like, there you go, right there. I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Baby D]

The thing is, Damaris, people think because you incarcerated, you just a criminal, a stupid criminal. And that's just the connotation that comes with being incarcerated. There are some very educated people that are incarcerated. You may. We all. Because here's the thing, Baby D. We all only one decision away from being incarcerated. The smartest person in the world is one decision away from being incarcerated. So if you have somebody like Zip who is educated, did he make bad decisions in his 20s? Which one of us didn't? Some of us got incarcerated for our decisions. Some of us didn't.

[Zip]

Right.

[Baby D]

He got incarcerated for his. That don't mean he's a lifetime criminal. That don't mean he's ignorant. That don't mean he's not educated. Like, you didn't know he went to Cornell. It's niggas that when Zip was locked up in the free world, they never went to Cornell. They never even. They don't even know where Cornell is.

[Zip]

Niggas ain't go to bmcc. Niggas ain't go nowhere. Niggas ain't got ged.

[Baby D]

Yeah. So this is. This is what I'm saying. Just cause you locked up. Because people love to make that connotation. Just cause you locked up, you're a criminal. You stupid. You ignorant. That's not what it is. So when people say you was right where you needed to be, because of a decision that I made. We all only one decision away from being incarcerated. So that's why you. So I understand.

[Zip]

I'm only wilding on people. That's, like, trying to disrespect me, though. Like, it's mad. It's other people saying funny shit, but I don't really be. You know what I'm saying? Like. But you tell me, like, I belong in jail. Like, I don't like that shit, right? Fuck out of here.

[Baby D]

And I understand it. I understand it now. If Zip was some crazy, nasty criminal, it's like, all right, bro, get out of here. He wouldn't even be here.

[Zip]

Right?

[Baby D]

He wouldn't even be here. But he made a decision in his 20s, like a lot of my other friends that I know. That don't mean he a bad person. That don't mean he's a ignorant person or he's not educated.

[Zip]

He's not smart.

[Damaris]

But he is a criminal. And that's okay. That was my only point is, I understand if people are. I don't wanna see Zip locked up. I'm so happy Zip is free. I tell Zip. Zip, you know, I tell you, like, once a week, I'm happy you free.

[Zip]

Right.

[Damaris]

I love when you out with us, enjoying life, making up for them 20 years you missed. But, baby, if you saying that you, while you was in jail, you wish you would have had more opportunity to commit crime. They like, oh, this nigga's a lifelong criminal. I'm not mad at somebody thinking this. That. That's all

[Zip]

now.

[Baby D]

You got to understand that part.

[Zip]

I don't have to understand that. I don't got exact. That. You know how be like, yo, listen, yo, yo. You know how they be like, yo, that's a civilian. Yeah, I know.

[Daniel Cormier]

I don't.

[Zip]

I don't subscribe to that. You don't hear me saying that. Mind your business. That's how I grew up. The old ladies, they ain't tell on like that. They watched it. They looked out their window. They saw it.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

When the police pulled up, they.

[Baby D]

They sat back, get back in the courage. Yeah.

[Zip]

And that's that.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Mind your business. You, you and you. What you telling for?

[Damaris]

Yeah, but they ain't telling, baby, you telling. What you mean, you telling your own business? Like nobody is telling you telling your own business?

[Zip]

Oh, no, no. I only talk about that I went to jail for. I. I would never. I don't be on the Internet talking about nothing. I ain't go to jail for. I don't do that.

[Damaris]

So so I'm.

[Zip]

I'm definitely not telling. I'm just saying. I'm like. When I'm talking about some. That I already did. That's not. I'm talking about like. We talking about snitching. They. You a civilian. That you can't be a rat or a snitch because you're a civilian. You pay taxes. But I don't. I don't subscribe to that. Out of here. Mind your business. You think you could just tell a police on me? I'm selling crack? You could just tell on me. Oh, you see me rob somebody over there. You could call the police. He ran that way. You rat bastard. Out of here. I ain't going for that. Oh, he not. He not in the street.

[Colin Coward]

I don't.

[Zip]

I don't subscribe to that. If no real street do. Do. There's a lot of that being movies and on the Internet, people think, oh, yo, the streets, man. In the streets, there's no women, no kids. That's some movie. You know how many houses they found bodies in the whole family, right? That's how I really go out here. Outta here. You talking about some. No women, no skin.

[Damaris]

That's why us civilians snitch on y' all asses and lock y' all up. See, you see, you can't see the.

[Zip]

And that's why sometime when niggas say, you know what, leave them right there.

[Baby D]

Southern fry.

[Zip]

Yeah, Southern fry.

[Damaris]

Yo, speaking of our community and the

[Baby D]

things that plague it, they go out this.

[Zip]

I like this community, though. I'm not gonna lie. Y' all community is. I like it, though.

[Baby D]

Like, they. Yeah, it's just some. It's some of them in there that talk.

[Zip]

It's like a new community for me. You know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

Yeah, no, I'm used to dealing with this. A whole new algorithm.

[Zip]

Kind of like a little nerdish for me. You know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

But it works, though.

[Zip]

I like it.

[Baby D]

Yeah, it works.

[Zip]

You know, I mean, I get to like.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Tell them I was a Cornell. Yeah, you nerd.

[Baby D]

See?

[Daniel Cormier]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Where you win?

[Baby D]

That's the response. See, I like that type of.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Yo, y.

[Zip]

You dumb.

[Baby D]

You ignorant. I went to Cornell. I bet they a respond to that.

[Zip]

No, he a say nothing.

[Baby D]

Yeah, what could he say? Busy now. They ain't got no wild problem.

[Damaris]

Ain't got that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Damaris]

Not because I been like, well, yeah, you ain't had else to do. Like, you know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

But you had mad to do. You went to Cornell. That would have been responsible. You had mad time to do where you went.

[Zip]

I just get to talking GPAs, and, like, we could do all that.

[Damaris]

It was the GPAs.

[Zip]

I don't remember. I don't remember. I'mma save that for somebody

[Damaris]

graduate.

[Zip]

No, I ain't graduating.

[Damaris]

Oh, you just, like, took a class.

[Zip]

I was. I was trying to boom spots. I go to college in this spot. Stay there for 10 months, put a transfer in education to try to get to the city.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zip]

I was up. Up north.

[Baby D]

He was hustling education. Yeah, yeah.

[Zip]

Try to get. They got educated. They got a college down there.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Yo, listen, I need to go to that jail.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Close to my family and all of that. As soon as I get there.

[Damaris]

So then you can't brag about going to court now.

[Zip]

Why?

[Baby D]

He's still with you.

[Zip]

If you Google my right now, there's some Cornell will pop up and all that. You can't tell me I can't brag about that.

[Baby D]

That.

[Zip]

That is on Google. Straight up. My government name caused some Cornell pop up. Yeah. Respectfully, I don't give a word up.

[Baby D]

And I got a graduated, but.

[Zip]

And I got the credits.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah, you went.

[Zip]

You got the credits. You went. Why? That don't mean why. I can't take those somewhere.

[Damaris]

What was the class?

[Zip]

I took genetics. I took plant breeding. 251, to be exact. I took autobiography as a genre. I took mad. And I took so much in there. Writing as a. I did so much. So much, man. I know that. Autobiography as a genre, that was one of the most boringish. The had us reading some up. Augustine that wrote the first autobiography. Son Augustine, that was the most boringest in the world. Then she made us read Frankenstein, the Mary Shelley. Oh, my God. You read that before? No. Anybody had to read that.

[Baby D]

Hell, you read that.

[Zip]

Is that the most bought? You never read it. Oh, my gosh. That nigga's an ill. First of all, they violated Frankenstein in the movies. Yeah, that is not Frankenstein, homie. Yeah, Frankenstein is going on Netflix. Whatever, Frankie.

[Baby D]

I like that. That Frankenstein.

[Zip]

I'm talking about the big doofy Frankenstein that you see.

[Baby D]

Nah, the one on. The one on Netflix. Wrote about on Netflix, I think was the best. Frank.

[Zip]

Mary Shelley had that big moving through the forest. The way she was describing that, that was moving like a bird. I think it was floating. I was like. I was reading that. I was like, damn, this is ill. Like, he covering mad ground. You crazy. That one. Yeah, but it was. That's not even the COVID I had. I had a cover that was like.

[Damaris]

They gave you the first edition?

[Zip]

Yes, some like, some homie. She had us read that. Then she had us read some from Augustine. Augustine was talking about the children. Is. Is. Is evil. That's why they be crying and all that.

[Damaris]

I was like, this is yo Zip.

[Zip]

Yeah, that's Augustine. This right Augustine. He wrote the first autobiography.

[Baby D]

I see. So Zip is educated.

[Zip]

I took genetics. I know about the DNA and all of that.

[Damaris]

He's trying to get his. His DNA evidence, though I had no

[Zip]

DNA evidence of my. But I just wanted to know some. I was trying to figure out, like, was certain hereditary. And I already knew it was, but I. I wanted to know if that was, like, hereditary in humans. And I'm saying, like, aggression and like that. And they told me it was.

[Baby D]

That aggression is hereditary.

[Zip]

Yes.

[Baby D]

That's interesting.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Zip]

Other animals, though, like pit bulls, for instance.

[Baby D]

Yeah, 100.

[Zip]

Like, that's how I'm saying. I knew it already. Like, the tough dog sell for the most.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Like, you know he gonna scratch. He'll sell for more than one that you know ain't gonna scratch.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

You know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

That's a fact.

[Damaris]

Yo, look at Ryan looking up his.

[Baby D]

Yes, aggression is partial.

[Damaris]

Damn. I wonder if being pussy is genetic.

[Zip]

It is if aggression is genetic. Your pops is. Chances are you is too.

[Damaris]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Zip]

Male pattern baldness. I learned that. That come from your mother.

[Baby D]

Male pattern baldness.

[Zip]

Yeah. That shit is located on X chromosome. So. Yeah, if your father would have gave you that, you would have been a bitch.

[Baby D]

If my father would have gave me

[Zip]

a X chromosome, you would have been a bitch for sure. Guaranteed. No debate.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's like. Yeah, that's like, you know, XY is boy, XX is girl.

[Zip]

Like, the male determines the sex of child. Like, if he shoot a X, it's gonna be a girl. If he shoot a Y, it's gonna be a boy.

[Damaris]

That's like, you could have five kids with the same nigga and he give you all boys. You're not gonna have that girl till you go cheat eat.

[Zip]

That's not necessarily true.

[Baby D]

Baby D. When you. Baby. When you just took Baby D. Yeah, Baby D, where you just made a left at?

[Damaris]

I'm just saying that's like. Like, if you. Like when. When couples are trying and trying and trying for a kid, and it's like, yo, I want a girl so bad. I want a girl. So, like, we keep trying for a girl. It's like, that Nigga's probably isn't going to give you a girl. He keep throwing them wise at you. You got to go get your ex from another your ex like your get your existing Y crime was.

[Zip]

I don't remember how the gametees and all that shit. I remember the terminology. I don't remember exactly how it worked, but it's like a 5050 shot from a nigga every trip.

[Baby D]

So like me and my sister, twins obviously.

[Damaris]

Male, female, y' all are fraternal, right?

[Baby D]

Fraternal.

[Damaris]

Mm.

[Baby D]

How does that work?

[Zip]

So it was two eggs in there, right? They said and when son did his thing, all of them niggas running around, 1y went here, ex went there.

[Baby D]

Yeah, okay, interesting.

[Damaris]

That's a interesting way to put it. But yeah, it's about right. But fraternal twins also are tend to be genetic. Identical twins is not genetic. That's purely identical twins. Yeah, the egg split.

[Zip]

That's not completely different egg. See like the your is two different completely different eggs. Like the other identical. They split or something like that.

[Damaris]

So that's just a. A freak accident that happens. But fraternal can run in the family.

[Baby D]

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[Zip]

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[Baby D]

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[Baby D]

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[Baby D]

All right, well, that's good to know. Speaking of freak accidents, India Ari hopped on threads and commented about Young Miami's spin that after a commentator said people should boycott the single, India says, what did she say?

[Damaris]

I'm calling for a boycott. A Young Miami song spin that I believe it's degrading to our culture.

[Baby D]

India didn't say this.

[Colin Coward]

Oh, no.

[Baby D]

So a commenter said she was calling for a boycott, and then India commented, I spent my entire adult life caring way too much because I finally learned that not everybody cares with a capital C. And explaining it to them is not gonna make them care. Everything you listen to, everything you listen to, see, or eat, is going to influence you. You true. So make wise choices, y'.

[Zip]

All. So I got some suggestions.

[Baby D]

Where is she calling for a boycott? Okay, so then she says, the mass acceptance of this song itself is a crystal clear sign of the bigger problem. I finally realized that not everybody wants to get free, and it was a very rude awakening.

[Zip]

Can I. Can I speak to this?

[Damaris]

So let's clear that up. She didn't call for a boycott. Somebody else called for a boycott. She supported it and said.

[Baby D]

She commented on it.

[Zip]

She supports the boycott.

[Damaris]

She supports the boycott.

[Zip]

Okay, so is she gonna. So, so, so, so let's make a post and say we think they should take down Denzel's movies when he was acting bad in the movies. Training Day, where he won the Oscar. Take that down. He should get that back. Because what kind of example with Holly Berry letting that man crack her like that on screen, she get that Oscar back. We should be boycotting all of this power.

[Damaris]

The whole power universe.

[Zip]

Let's get rid of the whole power universe. We getting rid of all of this stuff.

[Damaris]

Stuff.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Everything.

[Zip]

Everything. Everything that. Everything that has, like, up until this point, we can go back and say we could nitpick with, like, yo, bet. She ain't gonna get to talking about, let's boycott Denzel Washington for this. Man on fire. She ain't gonna never say nothing like that out her mouth, right? But it's boycott Young Miami, though. I mean, it's some ignorant, scamming ass

[Damaris]

talking about crime in the list of crimes and list of crimes that are wrapped about in hip hop, right? From drug dealing, pimping, drug using, rape, murder, all of these things. Stealing, killing your own Miami rapping about stealing from major conglomerates or scamming banks. That's where we draw the line.

[Zip]

She never had a song this big. She's mad. She had a big song, Brown Dang, you know, I remember that. That was like 2000. It'd been a while. She never had a song this big. Everywhere you go, you hear Young Miami. Everywhere you win. You did not hear India Irish. You heard that in little speakeasies, in places like that. But that's when you heard it as a little speakeasies and places. Little nasty juke joints and like that. Young Miami is popping. She had the Knicks parade with that. Yeah, her name is Miami. Young Miami. And she had the New York Knicks parade with this song. Like, knock it off. Whoever called her for a boycott of that song gonna go first, get all of that Denzel Washington shit and that Holly Berry shit from off the Internet. We don't want to see none of that no more. That booty call when chasing ass all day. We don't want to see none of that.

[Baby D]

Now, I agree with what you're saying, but the young lady says, I'm calling for a boycott of Young Miami song. I believe it's degrading to our culture. At some point, we have to take seriously the power music has over our perception and the values it reinforces. This can't be the song of the summer.

[Zip]

Well, it is.

[Baby D]

Listen, I understand. And to her point, what she's making, I understand what she's saying. Music does have power. It has influence over us, over our culture. It absolutely does. Words have power. Words can be spells. It can put people in trances. And we say all the time, we listen to something, we get into a certain mood. We listen to music when we want to get into a certain zone. So obviously we know the effects that music has over us. I just don't know if this is the fight we need to start on, though. Like, this is the battle right here. This record. It's like. It's mad. Other songs we could have started with.

[Damaris]

We can start with the entirety of hip hop. Yeah, like, the entirety of it.

[Baby D]

I love hip hop for what it's done. I love it for the amount of lives it has impacted, positively, the amount of jobs it has created for millions of people around the world.

[Zip]

We gotta get rid of everything that ain't Chuck D, man.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but if.

[Zip]

Yeah, that's it, man. Every day. That ain't.

[Baby D]

We gonna do that if we gonna do that if we gonna start boycotting a young Miami. And I understand what India's saying. And I understand what this other young lady is saying about.

[Zip]

Yeah, but sometimes people like hearing that ignorant shit. They wanna hear something positive. They read a book. You go watch a documentary on that sometime when you listening to music, you ain't listening to music like you in no library. Know what I mean? You.

[Baby D]

Yes. Because at the end of the day, it should all be entertainment.

[Daniel Cormier]

Yeah.

[Zip]

And you know, nobody say nothing about movies, bro. The movies. Nobody complain about the that go on in movies. It's like. And you know why I feel like that is because black people don't be eating off of the movies. Like, how they be eating off hip hop. Because, like, even though, like, some other people really control the, the, the hip hop, that's, that's our, that's our culture. That's our.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

And they always blaming our culture for some. But the movies hov says Scarface, the movie did more to Scarface the rap. Me too.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

The Halloween falling on a weekend and all of that. That ain't had no comparison to me watching Scarface count up all of that money, homie. There was no comparison.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Nobody says, boycott Hollywood.

[Baby D]

Oh, we need to bend.

[Zip]

No, I never heard that. Until we start saying that, I don't want to hear nothing.

[Colin Coward]

Man.

[Damaris]

Talk that zip. I'm. Me personally, I feel like, because she isn't the only person. The reason why I'm so defensive of this, it's like, damn, y' all making me defend y Miami. The reason I'm so defensive over this is because it's not. Why is it just this Miami, like, she's not even saying anything that bad. It's because she's a woman. I, I, I'm sorry, I can't. It's because she a black woman. I. That's the only thing I could think of. Because why this song? Why this?

[Zip]

She said, I'm saying she telling them to. She telling people break the lush. I mean, she ain't even telling them to break. She just asking where they at.

[Damaris]

Exactly.

[Zip]

She just said, where y' all at? If you do that, where you at? Spend some money.

[Damaris]

She didn't even say. She didn't just say, like, where are the scamming ass men at? She said, like, now we're all feeling ass bitches at, like, we spending other people money. It. It's a party song.

[Zip]

I like ignorant music, man. Uncle Murder. I used to listen to that Uncle Murder so much, man. People used to be mad at me for that. I like ignorant music, man.

[Damaris]

And this, like, it's, it's Way. I just feel like it's way more ignorant than this and it gives the same thing. Like when people were complaining about wap. All the that goes on in music. Why whenever it's a woman saying some nasty, it's oh my God, the uproar. But these rap about murdering each other, and they don't even be fake rapping about murder. These be rapping about people they actually murder. They actually killed this person. This person. This person. Top of the charts.

[Zip]

Yeah, we know they be capping about that wop too. We know it ain't that way. That. I'm glad you. I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said that. I'm saying them talk about real murders and this is lying. Talking about that. Wet as the ocean that should be needing assistance.

[Damaris]

Who posted one that you. That you. Then you was like, nah, you lying. Like, I feel like this.

[Zip]

I'm saying I tell my. I tell my. I, I. She bad. I'm telling my. But I don't just be kissing and telling like that.

[Daniel Cormier]

We appreciate.

[Damaris]

We appreciate men like you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zip]

I tell my though that was fire. I tell my you do, but I

[Damaris]

don't feel like you should. I had a conversation with, you know, a previous partner about that, and he was like, you know, I don't. I don't tell them how good some shit is because, like, what if I like wife you? And now like, my know, my girl got fired by.

[Zip]

Clearly she got some box. Clearly she got that snapper. She's still around now, man. Know how you give it up. But now I'm saying, I. I mean, I. You won't get graphic like, I don't never do that. Like, I never do that. Like, oh, no.

[Baby D]

Yeah, she put a leg over here.

[Zip]

Yeah, I ain't. I ain't doing all that, homie. You knock it and find out what's going on with that. Some grease. That's it. That's my grease. Some grease. Yeah, grease.

[Damaris]

Up in Syracuse, they call it duck sauce.

[Zip]

Duck sauce.

[Baby D]

Duck sauce.

[Zip]

I like that.

[Damaris]

That.

[Zip]

I like duck sauce. She got the ducks off. Yeah, that's a nice one. Shout out to the 315 for that. Hey, duck sauce.

[Baby D]

I'm using that.

[Zip]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

We not banning young Miami, though.

[Zip]

We're not. We ain't jacking.

[Damaris]

That song of the summary. My shit just hit 25 on the top 100.

[Baby D]

Shout out to Young Miami.

[Damaris]

Highest chart and song. Shout out to her.

[Baby D]

She got a lot of energy behind that record right there.

[Zip]

Ain't even no great song. It's just catchy as.

[Baby D]

Yeah. No, I mean when I say great song meaning, like, for hey, that's part

[Zip]

of making a great song is I seen somebody mad. Lisa Ray was dancing to the song. Like, oh, she need to sit her old ass down and all that. She probably do. But so what.

[Damaris]

What is it with, like, why older women? Like, oh, you need to sit down. Mind you, she didn't have. She had a full. She was fully covered. She had a bathing suit almost. She had a cover up. It was a full body bathing suit. She wasn't shaking ass, twerking, she was just bopping.

[Zip]

Yeah. As far as our coaching concerned, she was covered up.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Like, as far as our coaches go, she definitely covered up.

[Damaris]

You can't, like, you can't even bop when you older now. Like, you can't. It's like, y' all don't want older people to do nothing.

[Baby D]

I just think that people just always leave a reason to, you know, be upset about it.

[Zip]

They was trying to kill her for that.

[Baby D]

Why they was trying to kill her for that?

[Zip]

I don't know, man.

[Damaris]

Mind you, she just doing a little TikTok dance that go with it. Like, why old people gotta. And she's not fucking old.

[Zip]

Like, she kinda old. She kind of old.

[Damaris]

She not that far from you n.

[Zip]

I heard her say she was old before.

[Damaris]

Old is subjective. How old is Lisa Ray Ryan?

[Zip]

55.

[Damaris]

Typed in Issa Ray. Lisa.

[Zip]

Lisa Ray got to be 55, 54.

[Damaris]

How old are you?

[Zip]

45.

[Damaris]

She got nine years on you.

[Zip]

That's a lot.

[Baby D]

I don't. That's not even the.

[Zip]

When I'm nine. She's 18. Look at that. That's a lot.

[Baby D]

Ryan looked up a whole different Lisa Ray.

[Zip]

He looked up Issa. Issa Ray.

[Baby D]

I don't know who he looked at. That was not the Lisa Ray we're talking about. But she might be around the same age. She might be 58.

[Zip]

That's the one.

[Damaris]

58.

[Zip]

She looks great.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zip]

She always looked good, though. And you knew she was gonna look like this when she was diamond.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zip]

You knew when she get old, she gonna be bad. That's what used to be saying, when she get old, she gonna be bad, son.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Who else you looked at when they were. It was like, who else do you think? Like, when they get older, they gonna be bad.

[Zip]

What's her name? What's her name? It turned out too, the young Joe joint. I kind of like, grew up with her. What's her name, man?

[Damaris]

Dakota Fanning.

[Baby D]

No, Rudy Rudy still looked kind of

[Zip]

young, but not her. The other girl, man, she like, Flex. Flex Was her father on the show.

[Damaris]

Oh, Kyla Pratt.

[Zip]

Kyler Pratt from.

[Baby D]

You could tell.

[Zip]

Kyla Pratt.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

I don't know if she was in love. Yeah, she was in love with basketball. Yeah.

[Baby D]

When she was little, played the young.

[Zip]

You could tell, like, she's 40. She's 40 years old. She don't look 40 years old.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

You could tell, though, like, when she was young that when she got older she was gonna be like that.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Always a pretty girl.

[Zip]

Ma.

[Damaris]

Who do you think when you saw them young, you knew they was gonna look good old. And when we say young, we mean like in your 20s. Like, not like, not young girls.

[Baby D]

Oh, that Ortiz.

[Zip]

You thought she was gonna always look young.

[Baby D]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Damaris]

Does she still look young?

[Baby D]

Claudette? Christina Milion. Another one.

[Damaris]

Karrueche still looks great for her age, too.

[Zip]

Too.

[Baby D]

How old is Karuchi? She's not 40 yet, is she?

[Zip]

I don't think Cassie got to be about 40 now, right?

[Damaris]

Still looks amazing now.

[Baby D]

Cassie ain't 40.

[Zip]

Cassie gotta be about 40, homie.

[Baby D]

Kruji's 38. Cassie's not 40. Cassie might be just. She might have just hit 35. Cassie. Oh, she's 39.

[Damaris]

40 this year.

[Baby D]

Wow.

[Colin Coward]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Time is flying. The body getting older.

[Baby D]

Cassie will be 40. Wow.

[Zip]

Lisa Ray is 60, son. 58.

[Baby D]

Jennifer Lopez.

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah. Always never gonna let herself fall off.

[Baby D]

Always.

[Zip]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Damaris]

P said Lauryn Hill looked really good.

[Baby D]

She does. Lauren Hill does look good.

[Zip]

She kind of looked the same. Yeah, she kind of looks the same.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I see she eating.

[Zip]

Eating.

[Baby D]

Right. Eating clean fruits and water. That'll do. Yeah, that'll do it. The age is you. Is what you eating and how you living. That's what put that age on. That's what them years on you. Yeah, Lauren still look good. That Grammy picture of Lauryn is, like, iconic, though. Like that picture with her hair out, like, that's that picture. I might have had that post in my locket in high school. I might have had that poster.

[Zip]

Yo, you seen Jimmy at the bet

[Baby D]

was you had sent me a video of him getting into it with security while I think Max and French was performing. But. But I don't know, what was that about? What was the cause of that?

[Zip]

I just seen Jimmy telling that nigga, yo, get the fuck away from me or something like that.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but I wanna know why, though.

[Zip]

Like, why he was on stage, though. Like, with French and him and Max B on stage. It Looked like security trying to put him out the joint.

[Baby D]

Yeah. I just don't understand that. Like, what's the cause of that? Like was Jim. It don't look like he was being unruly like him. Maino.

[Zip]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Mayno over the glasses peak trying to calm J. Jim down like a funny man. Yeah. I just don't know what the significance

[Zip]

of Davies looking like he not with him.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Dave. Dave don't want to get kicked out. Dave looking like my man, don't kick all of us out. Yeah. I just don't know why. What's the significance of that of, you know, security approaching.

[Zip]

He had the weed in the ass. I told him put the weed out or something.

[Damaris]

Was he trying to have his little mama moment or.

[Baby D]

Nah, Jim ain't doing that. That Jim.

[Zip]

Jim was going stage.

[Baby D]

Nah, he ain't doing.

[Zip]

Nah, he wouldn't have did that.

[Baby D]

Cuz Jim and Jim and French is cool. They. They squashed they thing, you know what I'm saying? So he wouldn't. He would. That's. That definitely is not happening. Yeah. I don't know why security would be approaching Jim in that moment. And again, it could have been maybe he was smoking.

[Zip]

Smoking weed or something. Right. That's what I thought when I first seen it. Like he probably was smoking weed cuz something. He always got a back wo with him.

[Baby D]

Yeah. So probably he was smoking. The security was telling him either he had to put it out, he had to leave or something like that.

[Damaris]

That.

[Baby D]

But I don't think that it had any significant. The timing of it while Max and French was on stage is just hilarious. It's funny, but I don't think it had anything to do.

[Zip]

Yeah, but I'm saying why are you trying to be more culturally aware what's going on the.

[Baby D]

Yeah, because that could turn into something

[Zip]

like what if these really still had to smoke? Imagine what they would have been saying.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Imagine what Max and French would have been saying if they still. If it still was on with them. Because them used to be hilarious on the Internet.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Beefing with them.

[Baby D]

Yeah. I mean, I don't. I don't know. I guess we got to wait for Jim to speak about exactly what happened in that moment. Which I'm sure he will because obviously he has a podcast. But it was just interesting to see that clip. But, you know, happy that everything, you know, didn't. Nothing turned up. Jim seemed like everything was cool after that. We didn't and get any video of Jim tan up the auditorium. So we gotta only assume that Everything worked out.

[Damaris]

Zip, who would you take as your date to the BET Awards? Would you take me?

[Zip]

Yep.

[Damaris]

You would? I feel like we'll have math when

[Zip]

we be talking about everybody locketty dona in his stash somewhere. Put that in the back. Put that in the purse.

[Damaris]

I'll boof it. I got you.

[Baby D]

I bet Boofing the gritona is crazy. Is the bottle open and closed when you boof it? I was hell boofing the gliton. That's crazy.

[Zip]

I said, yo, put it in your bag. Yeah.

[Baby D]

Zip said, put it in your purse. She said, no, I'm a boof it.

[Zip]

I see. All right.

[Baby D]

That's how you feel? The gridona on the booth is crazy. That ain't no regular. Look at that bottle boofing. That is crazy.

[Damaris]

The whole bottle is crazy.

[Zip]

That's like a book.

[Baby D]

That's like. That's like putting a camera up here. Like, what you doing?

[Damaris]

I meant like, you know, like you put a little.

[Baby D]

That's the one you was talking about, the 50 mil.

[Zip]

Where is that at with that top?

[Baby D]

You can get the 50 mil. Yeah, you can boost that. That ain't nothing but the. That one. N you not. We ain't doing that. Put that in your purse.

[Zip]

Yeah, put that in your bag.

[Damaris]

You and I can. I can't carry a purse that's big enough to fit that big ass bottle. And the.

[Zip]

You got to have.

[Damaris]

That's why I said boof. I don't want to. I don't want to be the person a like, yo, ma', am, you can't bring the whole bottle of graton in now.

[Zip]

We gonna take that metal shit off

[Baby D]

and we gonna put the plastic around it. Nah, you better off the rubber band.

[Zip]

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

[Baby D]

Nah, you gotta put that shit in some, you know, the little travel size mouthwashes. You gotta empty those out. Put the gith on there. Cause you could take mouthwash. Just mouthwash. I just want to make sure my breath.

[Zip]

What's these? Just with the soda can with the soda bottle tops?

[Baby D]

That's the Minis. The la greet on our Minis.

[Damaris]

I used to. In order to bring.

[Baby D]

It was like the Nips. Remember the little Nips?

[Damaris]

In order to bring liquor into like stadiums, I have a hidden like liquor compartment. It's like in a sunscreen. It looks like spray on sunscreen.

[Baby D]

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[Damaris]

But it's a can. It's a container. Oh, I'm giving out the sauce. My bad.

[Baby D]

That's on the. Yeah, that's on The.

[Damaris]

My bad.

[Baby D]

They might not be on. Be on the sunscreen algorithm. They don't even know about that. You know what I'm saying? Let's do that.

[Damaris]

And I feel like it's mad security niggas that, like, listen to this podcast too. So I'm sorry.

[Baby D]

Let's keep that on. You know what I mean?

[Damaris]

You got 4th of July plans? Being that we have it off 4th of July plans.

[Baby D]

Couple cookouts. Couple of my homeboys is having some cookouts this year. We said something in the chat, like, around Christmas, like, yo, listen, man, we the cookout niggas now. We gotta be the niggas on the grill. Like, you know what I'm saying? There ain't gonna be no cookouts unless we the ones cooking out. So a couple of my homeboys having some cookouts. So I'm gonna stop by, check them out. And you know why you ain't grilling, nigga, you own. Yeah, I ain't grilling, though. I might get on the grill a little bit, but I don't like. But they eat like, steaks and all that and chicken, and I'm not doing it.

[Damaris]

I don't like the good shit. You gonna go to mall, cook all this. Nigga gonna hand me a fucking stuffed peppers.

[Zip]

Yeah, but it's stuffed peppers.

[Damaris]

It's stuffed with other vegetables. Nigga gonna hear me. Vegetables, stuffed with vegetables.

[Baby D]

Nah, I got the. I got the. I got the vegan. The vegan meat and everything. I could put in there more vegetables.

[Damaris]

We cool. That's why. That's why they don't let you grill.

[Colin Coward]

We cool.

[Baby D]

Mushrooms and like. Yeah, fire, though. I gotta take y', all, baby D, I took you to vegan a restaurant, and you loved it, so don't do that.

[Damaris]

It was good.

[Zip]

I feel like you all what you eat. Know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

So I'm a vegetable and you not?

[Damaris]

No.

[Zip]

Yeah, like, nigga looked at me and

[Damaris]

said, yeah, you a cavity patch ass.

[Zip]

They say you are what you eat, right?

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fact. So I'm a vegetable?

[Zip]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta eat some chicken every now and then or something.

[Baby D]

I ain't eating that.

[Zip]

A steak. I can't eat that medium rare.

[Baby D]

I seen a butcher cut the cancer out of a piece of. Piece of cow. It was a big ass green bubble.

[Zip]

You ain't never seen a rotten fruit? Yeah. You ain't never seen a rotten fruit?

[Baby D]

I'm not eating rotten fruit. When I buy.

[Zip]

I've seen rotten fruit.

[Baby D]

I buy fruit. It ain't rotten.

[Damaris]

I'm not eating the rotten, rotten.

[Zip]

The rotten cat.

[Damaris]

You don't been into an apple with a worm in it before.

[Baby D]

You think I've been into an apple and saw the worm and kept eating?

[Damaris]

No, you didn't see the worm, but the worm in there. I mean, it's eggs.

[Zip]

I never did that.

[Baby D]

Hell, no.

[Damaris]

If y' all think that these bugs are not laying eggs in this.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying they not.

[Zip]

No, I'm saying.

[Damaris]

Where y' all think fruit?

[Baby D]

You think that I'm eating the apple and I'm chewing a worm and don't know that that ain't apple?

[Damaris]

No, I'm just saying you don't know that the larvae in there, but you. It.

[Baby D]

I'll be eating food. Let me tell you how crazy. Crazy like, my palate is. I'll be eating food. And I could tell when something is in the food that ain't there. And I spit out the other day. I did that. You know what it was? Eyelash.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God.

[Baby D]

Swear to God.

[Zip]

Who was that in the crib?

[Baby D]

Yeah, I was in the crib. It was mine, obviously. But I'm eating. I'm like.

[Zip]

I could.

[Baby D]

I could feel it. Like one little thin hand. One eyelash.

[Zip]

That's how you can identify that. That's what kind of hair.

[Damaris]

It's a texture.

[Baby D]

I knew it was something. I was like, this ain't. When I'm. And I spit it out and it was eyelash on it.

[Damaris]

I freak out when that happens. I freak out.

[Baby D]

But, I mean, I was home, so I knew it was mine, obviously. Like, I wasn't. I wasn't at a restaurant, so that.

[Damaris]

But, yeah, I bit into a.

[Baby D]

So if you think I could eat an apple and bite into a worm, it wouldn't know it. You're crazy, bro.

[Damaris]

I've been into a muffin one time with maggots in it and didn't know.

[Baby D]

How was there maggots in your muffin?

[Damaris]

Because it was a blueberry muffin, right? And I was like, you know how you buy the blueberry muffins? And, like, it's in a plastic container. Whatever, Whatever. I had left out of town for, like, two days and didn't, like, close the container all the way. So a fly got into it. Lay eggs, whatever. And I just bit into the muffin. I'm on the phone talking with my homegirls. I look at the muffin, and they was moving, and that motherfucker was moving. All my sister heard was the phone drop and me, like, throwing up and gagging for like, 10, 15 minutes. She was like, I was about to call the cops. I'm like. She's like, are you okay? Are you okay? Yo, Never again.

[Baby D]

I take.

[Damaris]

I haven't had a blue. You. I haven't had a blueberry muffin.

[Baby D]

Tastes like.

[Zip]

You can't eat a blueberry muffin no more.

[Damaris]

No, I can't do it. I can't do it. I have, like, ptsd.

[Baby D]

I just gotta bust it open to look at it. That's all.

[Damaris]

It's a. It's like my thoughts. I can't do it. It's like. You know when you see a bug and suddenly you start itching. Bug ain't even on you, but you see a spider or some, you start.

[Baby D]

And now for the rest of the day, you just itching.

[Damaris]

You just like. Yeah, I can't camp.

[Baby D]

What you doing for the fourth? You cooking?

[Damaris]

I'm. I am. I'm going to visit some family down south. I'm going just lay by the pool, lay by the.

[Zip]

Busting fireworks in the hood.

[Baby D]

That's what you going to be doing.

[Damaris]

Oh, y' all want to talk about me? About being a snitch? That's who I snitch on every year, firework. Every. Not in New York City, but when I lived in Syracuse, because my dogs are terrified of fireworks. So whenever.

[Baby D]

So on the 4th, you calling police about fireworks?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Not gonna say. If it's the end of July and they still doing that. That's different.

[Damaris]

On the fourth, if you have the fireworks where it's like, you got the fireworks that they be setting off over by. For the Macy's parade in front of my house in a residential neighborhood. I'm calling the cops. I'm not dealing with my dog running around screaming, crying. Yes, the.

[Zip]

I am.

[Damaris]

I call the cops, come get these niggas. They bust the fireworks on the 4th, I'm a snitch.

[Baby D]

That's party poopoo.

[Zip]

Why you outside of somebody that's mad unpatriotic.

[Damaris]

Oh, well, you outside,

[Baby D]

they send you to the.

[Damaris]

Oh, that's fine.

[Zip]

That's not unpatriotic. You to be calling police on for busting fireworks on the phone on the 4th.

[Baby D]

If it's the 24th, I'm with you. Like, all right, fam. Like, we. Y' all should have been got rid of that pack y' all got. Nah, they going crazy up where I'm at now for the. For the World cup, son.

[Zip]

They got a hundred shots. They got a hundred shot Roman candle now, son. If they would have had that when I was little, you would have been in jail.

[Baby D]

Crazy.

[Zip]

No, we just would have been having more fun. We used to shoot. We used to have shootouts with them shits.

[Baby D]

With Romans.

[Zip]

Yeah, we used to have shootouts with.

[Daniel Cormier]

Wow.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

You notice some of them had to shoot the colors some red and yellow and all that. Some of them should come out with like, M80BOP.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Used to be chasing each other with them shits.

[Baby D]

So you need that drum, honey.

[Zip]

Shots. Oh, my God. I would have been going crazy with that.

[Baby D]

Yeah, they were setting off crazy fireworks last night after the Mexico Ecuador game

[Zip]

at the Mexico Ecuador, right?

[Baby D]

Oh, my God. They was going crazy. I was like, dog. Like, I get it, like, but this is like, a bit much that leading

[Damaris]

into July 4th, and that's too much.

[Baby D]

But I was happy, though. That was a big one in the next parade.

[Damaris]

It's too much. Too much fireworks, bro.

[Baby D]

Yeah, they about to have fun for the fourth. That's a lot of fireworks. Am I gonna hold a sparkler? Nah.

[Damaris]

Will you hold a sparkler at my wedding when I'm walking? You know how, like, when they do the exit and like, everybody holds the sparklers and a line over their head, like, will you hold us?

[Baby D]

I've never seen that at a wedding.

[Damaris]

Huh?

[Baby D]

Don't pull rice.

[Damaris]

No. Well, some people. Some people throw rice, but like, you

[Baby D]

said, boxes now, like, we at the club.

[Damaris]

Yeah. It's like the little.

[Zip]

I'm gonna be like this with the weed, baby. So, like the weed up. That's fire. I would be. I'm participating.

[Baby D]

No, so they gotta hold sparklers up when y'.

[Damaris]

All. Yeah, like, they hold sparklers up. Everybody stands in a line and you walk underneath it. And when you're walking out, like, it's like just.

[Baby D]

That's dangerous though, because you got.

[Zip]

Your head, might catch them.

[Baby D]

That's how Michael Jackson 2 Pepsi. See, you don't want. You don't want like that.

[Zip]

Might as well just let me like that weed.

[Baby D]

Yeah, the sparkles pass it to you

[Zip]

on the way past. Go ahead, take that with you.

[Damaris]

Ain't no weed at my wedding.

[Baby D]

No weed at your wedding?

[Damaris]

No.

[Baby D]

Your pops are smoking weed at your wedding?

[Damaris]

No, he's not. You could go outside down the block and smoke. But anybody smoking in my.

[Baby D]

Down the block.

[Damaris]

You're not smoking at my wedding venue. My women in here with dresses and be a gentleman.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Don't wear that dress no more. Cuz when you wear. That's your Karen dress. Don't wear that dress. No more, yo, because if the yetis was out, you wouldn't be talking like that. Wouldn't you cover the yetis?

[Damaris]

You're not. Why would I? It's women here with dresses and expensive cologne and perfume on. You want smoke some stank ass weed? Smoke that outside like a cigarette. I think that's fair. Why you gotta have weed in my wedding?

[Zip]

At somebody wedding before. Yeah, Draymond Green and them rich be doing that. I could do that. That I don't give a. I might not do it at yours, but just

[Damaris]

cuz you got money don't mean you have class at miles.

[Colin Coward]

We.

[Zip]

We need a whole big bowl of that. All types of fire. Mix it up.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but see, the marriage will say that. But didn't have hookah at her wedding. That stokes.

[Damaris]

Yo, you think I would have hookah at my. You really think like I'm some.

[Baby D]

Like you would have hookah at your.

[Zip]

I'm my mama.

[Damaris]

I'm have no hookah at my wedding.

[Baby D]

She have a hookah.

[Damaris]

I'm not having no hookah at my. That's so tacky. Now edibles. If you want to take an edible, that's fine. You can be high. I just don't want my wedding smelling like weed smoke. I feel like that's fake there. You want to take edibles.

[Baby D]

That ain't going. If the reception is outside, you ain't gonna. I mean, it ain't gonna be like,

[Damaris]

well, my reception probably won't be outside. It'll probably be in a venue.

[Baby D]

But even if it's outside of a wedding venue, even if it's.

[Damaris]

Even if it's outside, like take that around the corner away from guests every. I feel like if people don't want to smell weed smoke, that's like the same way with cigarettes if I'm not smoking.

[Baby D]

So if your husband smoke weed, he can't smoke weed at his reception?

[Damaris]

No. Go around the corner.

[Baby D]

No, I'm saying he can't smoke.

[Zip]

The husband. He said the husband.

[Damaris]

Also, why would you want to be high at your wedding recept?

[Baby D]

Why would you want to be drunk at your wedding reception? It's the same.

[Damaris]

Most people ill. A drunk bride is a tacky bride. Being drunk is tacky. You can have a drink.

[Baby D]

I said your husband.

[Zip]

You could smoke a joint, but you can smoke a joint, you can have

[Baby D]

a drink, you can smoke like, oh, this we. It's a party.

[Damaris]

But I don't really be dating smokers like that, so I don't really come into that. I've never even Thought about that. I don't really date men that smoke weed like that. Okay. Yeah, but I just feel like. Just, like, just be class. Like, just be classy.

[Baby D]

No, I. Listen, I. I get it.

[Damaris]

At my wedding, y' all can do whatever the y' all want to do. Ma want to wear Jordans and smoke weed at his wed. Lit. That's me.

[Baby D]

We gonna be together forever. See the classy types, the bourgeois. Bourgeois. Be married seven months. Seven months. Like, yo, we. We did all. I spent all that money to go over here. This part of the world. I had to fly. And y' all breaking up before the years.

[Damaris]

I'm lie. Everybody I know that had a destination wedding did not last two years.

[Baby D]

That shit. That's what I'm saying. All the bourgeois. A year and a half, 18 months. And then the divorce quote. Talking about, yo, the house is mine, but the Jordans.

[Damaris]

The Jordans, the weed

[Zip]

leathers.

[Baby D]

Me and my. Me and my. My groomsmen. Me and shorty. Together forever. Classics. Only the classics. We only doing the classics over here, huh?

[Damaris]

A fitted.

[Baby D]

No, I'm not. Get the out of here. I'm not wearing no fitted on my wedding day. You crazy.

[Damaris]

Oh, like, that's too much. You wear a hat every other day, but now at the wedding, it's too much.

[Baby D]

Yeah, my wedding. I'm not wearing no hat.

[Zip]

I might rock a turban. Fire. N. With the.

[Baby D]

With the.

[Colin Coward]

With the.

[Zip]

With the ruby right there. With fire. Yeah, with the ruby right there. Yeah, the.

[Baby D]

From Annie.

[Zip]

Yeah, like Indian.

[Baby D]

Like the Dravidian.

[Damaris]

That's how I look.

[Zip]

Anyway, when I get my. We get a little tan, I start looking Dravidian on him. I mean, come through with the turban. Boom.

[Baby D]

The ruby is crazy. Jafar.

[Zip]

Yeah, check him out, though. Look.

[Baby D]

Let's just zip, right?

[Zip]

Just like that. I've never seen that. Who is this?

[Baby D]

That's Jafar from Aladdin.

[Zip]

See, the. I ain't never watched no Aladdin.

[Baby D]

He ain't watching. Watch Aladdin. Yeah, you gotta watch.

[Damaris]

What's your favorite children's movies up?

[Zip]

I watch that. Ice Age.

[Baby D]

You watch Ice Age, but not Aladdin. Aladdin is more.

[Zip]

So when this came out, I'm like, young, ripping and running. I've had a. Had no time to sit at this one came out.

[Baby D]

You was. You was young, real young.

[Zip]

I watched Ice Age and Dana Morrow.

[Baby D]

Oh, you was locked up. You watch ice.

[Zip]

That was a facility movie. I was pissed off. Like these put cartoons on the. Put cartoons on your support. Did I see the little. Did some like this in there. One of the little. One of the little meerkat was like. I said, this is fine. He was dipping off me through the pizza. I said, this is fire, homie. Word of mouth. I watched that the whole. The whole weekend, every time it came.

[Damaris]

What else?

[Baby D]

Yeah, that one came out 92.

[Zip]

Yeah, see, like 92. Like 11 years old.

[Damaris]

2002, baby. You can't read.

[Zip]

02, Marshall.

[Damaris]

Aladdin came out 92.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Aladdin came out 92.

[Zip]

3-15-02. I was going crazy then, too. So

[Damaris]

Toy Story. Yeah. Toy Story 5 just came out.

[Zip]

I never watched no Toy Story.

[Damaris]

What? It's five of. It's how you ain't seen that one?

[Zip]

I never seen none of those. I seen the Jungle Book, one of them. Jungle Book, Jungle.

[Baby D]

Another classic. Yeah. Toy Story. You gotta watch that.

[Damaris]

You gotta watch Toy Story. That's like the one like you gotta like. I want my kids to watch Toy Story.

[Baby D]

Yeah, you'll like that.

[Zip]

Ice Age.

[Baby D]

Ice Age is dope. I like Ice Age.

[Damaris]

You're like Madagascar too, I think.

[Zip]

I think. Did I see Madagascar? I remember that. I don't know if I saw it, though. I wanna go to Madagascar in real life, though.

[Baby D]

Hell, yeah. This lady was telling me yesterday.

[Zip]

I was like, nah, I never watched that shit. But I remember that. I remember I never watched it, though.

[Baby D]

Another classic. Madagascar.

[Damaris]

You said a lady.

[Baby D]

All of these is Disney.

[Damaris]

Yeah,

[Baby D]

These got so many movies, Ma.

[Damaris]

You said a lady was telling you. What about Madagascar?

[Baby D]

No, I was telling her I wanted. She was telling me she had. She was. She had went to Madagascar. I was telling one to go to Bali. She's like, yeah, I've been there. She started showing me mad pictures and I'm just, Bali.

[Zip]

My aunt. My arm went by my own. Been a mad place and she been a mad.

[Baby D]

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[Baby D]

Yeah, no, I don't need to. I. I don't understand.

[Zip]

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[Damaris]

I'm trusting T Mobile. They have the best network. And if we end up in bumtots nowhere, well, we've got T satellite for backup.

[Zip]

Whoa. I don't trust my carrier that much.

[Baby D]

We'll just use your phone as a flashlight.

[Zip]

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[Colin Coward]

Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Irsay, The Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project Hail Mary Massive sci fi adventure about survival, survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone, very far from Earth.

[Baby D]

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yo, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it.

[Colin Coward]

I was like, no.

[Baby D]

At this point it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's of plenty places in this book that that deeply, emotionally affected me. And I left it on the mic.

[Colin Coward]

That's great.

[Baby D]

Cuz it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too.

[Colin Coward]

Listen to Irsay the Audible and iHeart audiobook club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Baby D]

All right, we got any voicemails?

[Damaris]

E you, you've got mail.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yo, what's good, everybody? So long story short, me and my best friend of like 10 years or so just recently started dating. We dated back in the past and we split up and just remained friends. And we're just like I said, she, she's my dog, you know, and then we just explored the possibilities of dating. We talked about it and we're dating, meeting now. It's only been a couple days, but we went on a little, went to this, this barbecue and things were cool, you know what I mean? And we were like, you know, affectionate, whatever, whatever. But then she messaged me today and she basically told me that like, you know, it's. It kind of feels unsure and awkward on both ends, the affection and the intimacy part. And that's just basically because we didn't have a course courting phase. You know what I mean? We just jump from being like best friends, no intimacy, affection, to boom, boyfriend, girlfriend, affection, intimacy. The big question you're probably asking is, have we slept together? No, we haven't slept together in years. You know what I mean? So it's not there yet. I'm feeling all sorts of type of ways about it, you know what I mean? I just. I guess my big question is, what does courting look like? How can I court or how court her? How can I romanticize her? How can we ease that, that. That unsureness and that awkwardness with the affection and the intimacy? Because I really want this to work, you know what I mean? So anyhow would be

[Damaris]

zip. How do you court? Is his question for him.

[Zip]

It's gonna be hard because it's already your best friend. So it's like, yeah, you be caught in a girl you getting to know. Like, that's basically what courting is like. You getting old girls, taking out like your best friend. You already know everything about her. It's hard to do that.

[Baby D]

It shouldn't be hard though, because if she's your best friend, you know so much about her already.

[Zip]

So Is it caught in at that point, though? That's what I'm saying. No, it's caught was like the getting

[Baby D]

to know you, trying to turn on the romance with somebody that was literally just a friend.

[Zip]

But what does court mean, though? Because I remember my grandmother used to say that. Like that's a word. That's what old people used to court into.

[Damaris]

Me as a woman is you trying to convince me that out of everybody else in this court I should choose you. That's what it means to me. I'm sure Ryan can find where the word originated from.

[Baby D]

Courting refers to the traditional process of wooing or pursuing someone with the explicit intention of building a serious long term commitment or marriage. It is distinct from casual dating and emphasizes building a strong emotional connection, trust and shared values.

[Zip]

Yeah, I don't know nothing about that now that you define it like that. I don't know, it's not like casual dating. I know about casual dating. It's like, you know what I'm saying?

[Baby D]

I don't know about courting. It's always different for you though, because when you were incarcerated it was at. It was 20. When you did your 20, how old was you? 22.

[Zip]

21 when I got locked up.

[Baby D]

21. So that's usually around the time where you should be probably almost out of college courting, start really like seriously dating women, you know, learning how to court and date women. So for you it's a little different, but. But yeah, cordon is just part of the process of like getting to know somebody and you know, it's because you're interested in them and you know you like them and you want to spend time with them, you want to date each other exclusively, you want to become more serious and more intimate with this person. But it's a little awkward when the person has been your best friend.

[Zip]

Right, that's what I'm saying.

[Baby D]

And now you trying to turn the romance on and it's like, damn, it's awkward now because you my dog. But like, I like you, you like me, and we trying to kind of like.

[Zip]

And he said it already went bad before.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

So it's like, yeah, it's a little,

[Baby D]

it's a little difficult navigating that best friend to romance.

[Damaris]

Like I would think that it would be like easier like this. Your best friend, you are so you're already comfortable, you're attracted to her. Like, it might feel awkward at first, but you just gotta like, you gotta just do it and then it'll stop being awkward. Everything's awkward.

[Baby D]

It all comes. You know what it all.

[Zip]

Maybe I'm selfish because now I'm saying, saying if that's the case, why you making this rough on me, Sting? Like, let's go, man. You know what time it is, man. You know, with you like, that deserves, you know, I. With you like that, though, like, it's on.

[Baby D]

Like, okay, that's cool.

[Damaris]

But I still deserve romance.

[Zip]

No, you gonna get that. But, like, what is we really, like,

[Baby D]

it's just different, man. Because again, you know, it's. It really all stems from all of this. Goes back to just being confident. Yeah, you gotta be confident in dating a woman, whether it's your best friend or not. You gotta be confident. You gotta show, you know, you know what you're doing, you know how to lead in this relationship. You gotta make her feel, you know, secure and, you know, trust that you know, you know what you're doing and that you not playing games with her and things like that. So it all really starts with confidence, just being confident with the woman and, you know, just not playing no games. And obviously, his best friend, he's not playing no games.

[Zip]

And stay away from that whack shit that got you, like, kicked out the whip the first time, right?

[Baby D]

Most importantly, right.

[Zip]

Most important, got you kicked out the whip already.

[Baby D]

You.

[Zip]

You on thin ice, homie.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zip]

And some people ain't gonna tell you on thin ice. They just gonna let you skate.

[Baby D]

Right?

[Damaris]

Oh, that's my. Yo, that's my favorite. I say that all the time. If you knew how thin the ice was, your ass would stop skating. But nah, go ahead now.

[Baby D]

Some love a thrill, that's what's up

[Damaris]

Some can swim that water ice cold

[Zip]

Some niggas are swimming that cold water yeah, that's a fact Some niggas is cold blooded.

[Daniel Cormier]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that's what's up.

[Zip]

Should it be a hot shower for some? I mean. Yeah. You talking about.

[Daniel Cormier]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

That ever happened to you? Zip like you were skating. You ain't know how thin the ice was. Then that broke.

[Baby D]

Yeah,

[Zip]

just that too. Broke. Broke out. Where is you at, baby? Where you at?

[Colin Coward]

Word.

[Damaris]

It was sick.

[Zip]

It'd be like that, dog.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Do you admit defeat or you. You let it rock or you try to get it back when that happens?

[Zip]

No, no, you cannot spend the block.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

I mean, yeah.

[Baby D]

With that.

[Zip]

Nah, not really.

[Baby D]

Don't do that. I don't really talked about something the other day that sound like a spin the blocker.

[Zip]

I don't know if that's like a spin a blocker okay.

[Damaris]

Cause was she ever off the block?

[Zip]

Even if, like, I feel like it's a difference. Like, if we stop fucking with each other. Stop fucking with each other, like, that's different. Like, ain't no spinning the block or like a little something.

[Baby D]

Yeah, we went through something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zip]

You might have had to go figure some shit out with somebody.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I mean, I had to figure some shit out.

[Zip]

I be always trying to figure some shit out. I'll be making sure. I be making sure.

[Damaris]

I mean, that's that Cornell education, nigga.

[Zip]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Using his brain.

[Zip]

You gotta look things objectively.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Zip]

Do that research. I look at objectively. You know what I'm saying? I put myself in. Yes. Shoes.

[Baby D]

Like, yeah, yeah. Like, I can understand that.

[Zip]

I definitely get it.

[Baby D]

I understand that.

[Zip]

I get it.

[Baby D]

I definitely understand that.

[Zip]

I don't mean I'm jacking it, but I understand. I get it.

[Baby D]

You ain't gotta jack with you, but you can understand.

[Zip]

I understand.

[Damaris]

I'm gonna move accordingly, but I understand where you coming from.

[Baby D]

I totally understand. Well, hopefully, you know, that helps. Helps them out and. Yeah, just be confident. Be confident. Be, you know, be a leader in a relationship and, you know, just give that reassurance that she needs that you know exactly what you doing.

[Damaris]

If she, like you, like, the. The stuff that you feel weird doing, like, the what may be labeled as, like, corny, like, romantic, cheesy stuff. Like, if she likes you, it's not corny to her. So get that girl what she asking for. Like, women shouldn't have to ask for romance. Like, come on, now.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I agree.

[Damaris]

Especially if you want to beat again. You said you beat before. Obviously you want to do it again. Like, come on.

[Zip]

Come on now.

[Damaris]

It's some flowers, some hugs, some flirtation around this motherfucker. Like.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I agree.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Baby D]

All right, well, good talking to y' all degenerates today.

[Damaris]

I ain't as degenerate.

[Baby D]

I mean, some days we all are.

[Damaris]

Not with this dress. I know.

[Baby D]

Not with this dress.

[Damaris]

My Karen dress.

[Baby D]

No, not at all. All right, well, good talking to y'. All. We won't be here Friday. Y' all won't hear us Friday, but we will have something special for y' all over the holiday week weekend. So be on the lookout for that until next time. We'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe, be blessed. Happy Fourth of July weekend. Peace.

[Colin Coward]

Hi, it's Colin Coward from the Colin Coward Podcast. All right. You know what deserves more attention? The assists. Everybody talks about the goal. A big moment that gets replayed on the highlight reels. But too often we overlook all the contributions and collabs that happen along the way. That's true in soccer and all honestly true in life. Halion is shining a light on the assists. An official partner of U.S. soccer, they got a whole lineup of brands ready to deliver for you, so here they are. Sensodyne Dentist Recommended Defense of your sensitive teeth Centrum Fueling your day with science backed nutrients. Advil, of course. Powerful inflammation fighting pain relief. Voltaren Arthritis Gel Helps penetrate deep, Keeps the joints moving and tough. Comes ready to counterattack with fast heartburn relief. These are brands that are ready to deliver your essential wellness. Assists because every goal starts with an assist, learn how Halion can assist your game day [e-mail], hey everyone, it's Kel Penn. I'm inviting you to join the best sounding book club you've ever heard with my podcast, Hearsay, The Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. Every episode I nerd out with amazing guests and dive into the best new audiobooks available on Audible. It's the book club for your ears. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Baby D]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

all your BET favorites.

[Damaris]

What?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, with all new episodes of Tyler Perry's Divorce.

[Damaris]

Sisters you've always liked, a little drama, plus a whole new world of movies like Gladiator 2.

[Zip]

Now I will control an Empire.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Original series like the Shy.

[Damaris]

Just make sure we protect each other.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And live sports like ufc.

[Zip]

Welcome to the history books.

[Baby D]

New home, same family.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Baby D]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

School.

[Baby D]

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[Damaris]

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