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Damaris
No warrior now?
Rory
No conductor?
Peach
Nope.
Damaris
Worry and ma. No no worry and ma.
Rory
Tamaris, why don't you start us off today?
Damaris
No, no even joke.
Baby D
You look beautiful today.
Rory
You look thrilled to be here.
Baby D
How are you feeling?
Rory
Baby rest.
Damaris
Roy over here with me.
Rory
He know I feel like rejuvenated. You're glowing.
Damaris
I'm sick as and I took like I guess there's something just on the beach. Yeah, I was sick there too.
Baby D
How are you sick on the beach? That's when you're supposed to feel better. The sun hits you. That's that vitamin D. That's what's up.
Damaris
But when you Go to sleep at night and you up underneath that AC.
Baby D
That's your mistake. Why you got the AC on?
Damaris
I'm in Virginia Beach. It was 97 degrees.
Baby D
That's all right. You're supposed to let it just sweat. Sweat that out.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
Hell no. But I took. I took nyquil last night.
Baby D
I don't do.
Damaris
I got stuck in the airport, so I was like, I got stuck in the airport, so I stayed in that Rory's house last night. He was a great host. 10 out of 10 Airbnb stay for sure. So I took. I took NyQuil because I didn't want to be coughing. Amar is there. Like, I just wanted to feel better and.
Baby D
Did you take a ginger shot?
Damaris
Apparently there's a thing called a NyQuil hangover, and I think that's what I'm experiencing right now.
Baby D
I can just put you to sleep.
Damaris
I can barely keep my eyes open. I over. I overslept.
Baby D
Yeah, it doesn't make you feel better or anything like that?
Rory
Mucinex, NyQuil, all that stuff just allows you to go to sleep when you can't with a cough.
Baby D
Some ginger shots. Take some ginger shots. Two ginger shots today, two tomorrow. You'll feel better.
Damaris
So, yeah, I. I still feel like I'm on night quote right now. Like, I'm here, but I ain't here. So don't like, ask me no questions or nothing.
Baby D
Oh, well, thank you for being here. We appreciate you. And hopefully you feel better.
Rory
And you undersold. Like, I even left. I left like a. A little chocolate on the. The towel.
Damaris
He left the chocolate on my towel.
Baby D
He will give you chocolate when you're sick.
Rory
Well, I didn't know she was sick at that point. I was just trying to be a gracious host.
Baby D
Yeah, that was the chocolate on a pillow.
Damaris
He laid my towel out for me and everything.
Baby D
Like face wash. Did he dry you off as well?
Damaris
Jesus Christ.
Rory
I was asleep by the time you
Baby D
like a pat dry, you just try.
Rory
Yeah, your pat dry on your homie is crazy.
Damaris
No, Carlos Miller thinking I was your is what really pissed me off today. Can we talk about that?
Baby D
Carlos was joking.
Peach
He's.
Damaris
No, he wasn't.
Baby D
He's a comedian.
Damaris
He was not joking. He was dead ass.
Rory
But that's happened when we were recording in my house and DJ Drama Kane went to Damaris. You have a lovely home. Like, that's not my girl.
Damaris
I work here.
Rory
Like, you watch.
Baby D
You have a lovely home.
Rory
Like, I don't live here.
Baby D
Oh, man.
Rory
But yeah, it was a. It was. It was a Cool weekend.
Damaris
I'm.
Rory
I'm. I'm proud of Ryan and Peach. They got my guy Maul out of the house. I was really happy to see.
Baby D
I got them out of the house.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
I guess it was the other way around. I've been wanting to see. Well, me and Peach been talking about it since the schedule came out. Wanting to see Ohtani.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
When the Dodgers came to. Came to play the Yankees, so. But yeah, it was a good game. And the weather was. The weather was perfect for a game too. It was kind of hot early, but the night game sun started setting by the time we got there. Peach text me when I. Cause we pulled up at the same time. Peach said, I'm the white guy in the Yankee jersey. You can't miss me.
Damaris
He's a fucking asshole.
Rory
Did Pete show you the ropes? Because, you know, that's the house that he built.
Baby D
Yeah, no, that's.
Rory
He's a bleacher creature. For real.
Baby D
Yeah. No, Peace. Peace. Peace.
Rory
Knew his way around pretty stands first.
Baby D
No, no, we didn't. We went straight. As soon as we got there, the game had already started, so we went.
Damaris
Okay.
Baby D
Straight into the stadium. We didn't hang out outside at peace.
Damaris
The expedited entry.
Baby D
Yeah, we had. He had to clear. He had to. He had to clear clear at the stadium. Which I didn't know was.
Rory
Yeah, at the Yankee Stadium. I love it.
Baby D
Did not know that was a thing. So we got in with.
Rory
It was tight at the Jay Z show. They got rid of it because I've done a concerts at Yankee Stadium and the clear was there. I got there and I'm like, hov took away clear. Yeah.
Baby D
They want to know it. Everybody needs to be. There's. There's no clear winner here. Everybody's getting the same security measures. Like, there's no clear to Jay Z show.
Damaris
But you went outside for Peach. But I be begging you to go outside.
Baby D
I went outside for Otani.
Rory
I mean, he's a once in a generation.
Baby D
He's like, come on show. He's a. We're never going to see nothing like that again.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
You know, so I want. I want to see the see to see the greatest.
Rory
And a big deal for Ryan, too.
Baby D
Yeah. Ryan.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
You know, tan is his hero. So we wanted to make sure Ryan got to see his hero. So, you know, we had a good day.
Rory
Did he take a photo in front of Matsui's jersey in right field?
Baby D
He might have. Not while I was with him. He might have did that on his own, but I would have choked Ryan if he tried to do that while we were together. But, no, we had.
Rory
You wouldn't ask them all to flick it up real quick.
Peach
Just.
Rory
What was Matsui? 51. 55. Yeah, we got to get you a 55.
Baby D
Jerk. Godzilla. Godzilla.
Rory
No, they call him Godzilla. Why are you pronouncing it that way?
Baby D
It's just his accent. His lovely accent.
Rory
But, no, it was. It was good to see that you guys had a nice company outing.
Baby D
That's cool, man.
Rory
How. How many. What was the. The glitz count for young. Young Patrick over there?
Baby D
P.E. just put him away. P.E. might have had three of those things.
Damaris
Peach said, this is the longest glizzy I ever seen in my life. I said, this is so good.
Baby D
Get a hold of yourself.
Rory
He sent another. After he had that glizzy, he went back and showed us a video of them being cooked, which was, all right, whatever. But he commented, good God.
Baby D
And then he took a picture of the glizzy with a fry next to it and said, for scale. Yeah, Peach was going crazy yesterday, man. But you got to go to baseball games with people like Peach, though.
Rory
Oh, for sure.
Baby D
Because it's, you know, baseball is such. It's a lot of, like, in between, you know, conversations that has to happen. So it was great, though. We had a good time.
Rory
Yeah. Peach, how did I do as the Jedi Photoshop Master, when I put your face on Superheads?
Baby D
Yeah, that was crazy. Peach was like, rory did that.
Rory
Well, Chad. I took a screenshot of Peach's Instagram, and then super.
Baby D
That Peach would do.
Rory
And then I said, chad, gbt. Come on. That's like Peach Deer.
Baby D
That was good work.
Rory
And he was having flashbacks of the glizzy. Yeah, I tied it all together.
Baby D
Yeah, I see what you did there.
Rory
That should be today's artwork.
Baby D
That is today's artwork. He's a super head. We are back sponsored by Boost Mobile. Unlimited talk text and better.
Rory
Yes. Were you affected by the floods? Saturday was kind of crazy.
Baby D
Saturday, the weather was wild. It's thunderstorming all day. It wasn't too many floods where I was at the. Like, certain streets was a little flooded, but it wasn't too bad.
Rory
Yeah, it was. I was gonna take Amara to Fanatics on Saturday, but once that rain started.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
But I did stop by Friday before I picked her up from school. And Fanatics was great, don't get me wrong. But this year, because of the World
Baby D
cup, it's a little different.
Rory
It was, like, unwalkable. It was so many people in there.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Even the 40. 40 thing I last me and Ann Clemens lasted all of 15 minutes in there. It was just. It was so many people.
Baby D
Jay had you kicked out of there too?
Rory
Yes.
Baby D
Okay.
Rory
He immediately saw me and instead of asking LeBron where he was going, he pointed out him.
Baby D
No, please, no.
Rory
I did not. I did not get kicked out of. But I will say 40. 40 did give away merch in there. You see the. That New York City crew neck that HOV had on? They gave those away. That was like a Ame blank like that. It's cut and sew paper planes is. This is not a plug. But their merch has really stepped up with his 30 year anniversary. Yeah, like they could sell that in AME for 180 bucks and people would buy. It's dope. But I mean, other than that, it was cool.
Baby D
There's a lot going on this weekend in the city.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Fan fest, Fanatics fest, the World cup final. I'm glad all of that is over. The city can get back to some normalcy.
Rory
I took Amara to a fish fry to get some culture and to watch the. The game. Everyone was going for Spain, which, I mean, I didn't have any, like, political stance. I was just going for Spain. But is there some like, rooted thing that I missed?
Baby D
Well, I mean, some people would say that Argentina is a bit of a racist.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
Place. I mean, I don't know about any of that. I've never been to Argentina and never looked into that. But that was a lot of the talks online. A lot of people, you know, deem Argentina to kind of be not such a, you know, welcoming place of other cultures. So.
Rory
Okay. Understandable. I will say though, I. Spain is really just England with a better PR team. Like if you. We already know that the havoc that England has put on the world. Spain is 1B in that situation, dog.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Nobody speaks Mexican. Puerto Rican, Dominican. They speak Spanish.
Baby D
Right. That's a fact. Right.
Rory
So let's not act like cheering for Spain is. Is like this cultural move. Like, yeah, let's go with the right side of history, bro. They've been on the wrong side of history for centuries. Like how Spain got a better PR team than England because we already know.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Queen went nuts.
Baby D
Yeah, for sure.
Rory
Spain was drafting people from Italy to go conquer places. Christopher Columbus was like, no, I'm a first round draft pick in Spain. I'm not about to sit here and and think I am an activist because I cheered for Spain. They're just bad.
Baby D
Yeah. I mean, when you get into the history of a Lot of these countries, though, we'll. We'll find something everywhere.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
Nobody speaks Mexican, bro.
Baby D
No, not even close. Not even close.
Rory
But it was. It was a good match.
Baby D
It was. It was a scoreless game all the way until probably the last, what, 15 minutes. When a game was that close, I used. I felt like Argentina was going to win because that's what they do. You know, the game is kind of like a stalemate the whole way, and then, you know, the goat will find a way to make something happen, make a play. So I thought that was going to happen with Argentina, but Spain was able to score and win the World Cup.
Rory
Shout out to. To America for doing a good World Cup. I thought this was great. I really enjoyed first sport. I don't really pay attention to.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
I thought this was a really cool.
Baby D
I've seen a lot of people this. Getting into the. Into the World Cup. A lot of people that don't really pay attention to what us Americans call soccer, but football. Yeah, I've seen a lot of people getting into it. A lot of the activations around the city.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Obviously was hosted in. In here in New York, New Jersey. So it was fun to see that more and more.
Damaris
I hope more American little boys get into it.
Peach
Like.
Damaris
Like, really? Yeah, Like, I really do.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Because growing up, I always thought it was a girl sport. Like, I didn't really see boys playing it.
Rory
Well, also, US women's team in the 90s was, like, dominating.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
So they got, like, all the. Was it me? And who was the one that took her shirt off?
Baby D
Me and Jesus.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Brandy Chastain.
Rory
Do you, like, look at how desensitized we are when she took her shirt off and had a sports bra that completely covered her. That was, like, porn then.
Baby D
Yeah. That was, like, news.
Rory
Now. That's, like, too much clothes for Instagram. Like, her taking your shirt off was the wildest thing. Like, it. It started feminism.
Baby D
Yeah. It was Brandy Chastain that took a jersey off that.
Rory
That. That was considered, like, edge. When Sports Illustrated put that on there, they were like, how could they. What is this? Playboy?
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
That was the time, though.
Baby D
Iconic moment. Oh, for sure. In women's sports. For sure.
Rory
Yeah. I want to pick a club team, but I'm kind of, like, scared. I don't want to pick, like, the wrong one.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Like, I end up in the redhead.
Baby D
Wait, whoa. Like, how are you rooting for them?
Rory
Like, of course you hear Manchester United, but I don't know who their ops are. Like, I don't want to Yeah, I want.
Baby D
You have to.
Rory
Really wrong side of town and, you
Baby D
know, you got to do your due diligence. Yeah. You can't. This is not nothing to play with. You got to pick the right. The right club for sure.
Rory
Yeah. But no, it would be cool if the MLS got, you know, big. I mean, they're trying. It was messy, right? They went to Miami. They're trying.
Baby D
Messy Beckham, right? Yeah, yeah.
Rory
Getting max deals. But no, it was a good time.
Baby D
Perfect weather yesterday for a final game, too. It was beautiful outside. Yeah.
Rory
I think it's funny they won the world cup and then went to Montclair, New Jersey. That's where they celebrate.
Baby D
Yeah. Why not go to Montclair?
Rory
Bloomfield Avenue, of all the places in the world. And I love Montclair.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
That's kind of a drag to go celebrate.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Then there was a lot of controversy in the stands.
Baby D
Was there? What was going on in the stands, baby D?
Rory
I was on my way to the fish fry. Once I saw some of the people that were there, I went to see if there was like last minute tickets because it tip off had already started. $12,000.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
12 racks.
Baby D
Yeah. Scalpel. Scalp them.
Rory
No, they showed. They showed photos of Jay, Beyonce, asap, Rihanna, Drake, Chubbs, Future. It was. Who's. Who was there? Pharrell.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Do we think Michael Rubin could be the Farrakhan for hip hop? Could he be the one to sit everyone down.
Baby D
Absolutely.
Rory
And get to the bottom of all these issues that don't matter?
Baby D
No. Put Michael Rubin and Farrakhan in the same sentence is crazy to sell, but no. No, absolutely not.
Rory
Especially religious reasons.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
Didn't Michael Rubin fix the Drake and Meek Millby?
Baby D
I'm sure he has something to.
Rory
Because, I mean, if you look at the common denominator of everybody, it is Michael Rubin. Maybe he could be the one to figure this out.
Baby D
I don't think so.
Damaris
No.
Rory
Do you think Future felt away when he ended up in the same suite as asap? Because I felt like he kind of chose aside post Metro album.
Baby D
Oh, was he. Were they in the same suite?
Rory
Yeah. And I was calling Future.
Baby D
Oh.
Rory
And he was with Pharrell. He made his rounds.
Damaris
Okay.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
I didn't put too much into that, though. I mean, I get it. I understand.
Rory
My guess is he didn't even know they both got invited to the.
Baby D
Yeah, because you don't. Because I think like, you know, Nike had a booth. The suite that I think Drake was in, that was a Nike suite. So you just don't know Sometimes you know who else Nike might have invited or who, who'll be there? I'm sure they knew to an extent. I'm sure, you know, Drake made sure, sure certain people weren't in the same suite as him. But yeah, you just never know. So they get a big ass suite and just invite a bunch of celebrities
Rory
that might. Yo, being Drake's kid must be kind of cool. Must be like seeing him just in the, in the suite, just chilling at the World cup, like that's got to be. At what point do you find excitement in life when your life starts out that way? Like if you're that used to just going to cool, at what point?
Baby D
I mean you just kind of, you know, just again because you get to meet a lot of the, the athletes that you probably watch and things like that. I saw Shay, I think Shay was with them too. Shay Gilgis was with them. So, you know, I mean, getting to meet some of your favorite athletes and things like that, I think that, you know, it is what it is.
Rory
Yeah. What do you think? What type of questions you think Sexy Red asked during, during the game?
Baby D
I'm willing to bet it had nothing to do with soccer. But who knows? Sexy Red might be a big soccer fan. We don't know that. She probably played soccer.
Rory
How did you come to that conclusion?
Baby D
What's the other girl from the. The. The. The rapper from Atlanta. Cali. I think she played, I think she plays soccer.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
That's what I'm saying. You never know in high school. You know, girls be into sports.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Britney Renner hood Black girls are multifaceted. She could be. Yeah.
Baby D
I mean I would be surprised if Sexy Red did play soccer, but. Soccer. But yeah, I was surprised when I found out that Cali plays soccer.
Peach
So.
Rory
Did you ever play soccer?
Baby D
Nah, not really.
Rory
Not even like as a young, young kid. That was like one of the first sports competitive though.
Baby D
Like not. I mean if it was a few of us that was in the, at the park and we just wanted to play.
Rory
No, I'm saying like organized like. No, like you. Oh, okay. I did when I was young. Young. Not like into junior high.
Peach
No.
Rory
Or middle school, but when I was young. Yeah, it was like the first sport you were allowed to play. That's not shy. Shin guards. And they made you like, they made you really. They made you go like this before the game in Queens.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Cunningham Park.
Baby D
Wow.
Rory
As they play soccer in there right now, I'm sure they're playing soccer. Cricket and soccer.
Baby D
I mean, yeah, I mean I, I get It. I guess you see soccer fields around the city a little bit. But I mean, obviously basketball and. And football and baseball are the sports in New York.
Rory
Yeah, but I mean, those, like, you know, the hoops are 10ft and you can't do, when you're young, kick the soccer ball.
Baby D
Soccer is a sport that will humble you, though.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
Like, you don't know how non athletic you are until you've tried to kick a soccer ball into a goal. Like, you do all that work to get closer to goal and try to kick that and that, go hit somebody, park car all the way over here like that. It will really humble you. Playing soccer and tennis. Soccer, tennis, and golf, to me, are the sports that will humble you.
Rory
Yeah. Yeah. I want to get into tennis a little bit. I've been golfing lately.
Baby D
Start with pickle ball.
Rory
True.
Baby D
It's a good way to start.
Rory
Yeah. Since I can't do, like, real physical activity, I've. I've been. I've been playing nine holes in Jersey City.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Okay.
Rory
I go during the week so I don't have to get paired with someone and embarrass myself. Like, I feel like if I went on the weekend and I was solo, they'd put me with like three people or something.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
I don't want to up someone Saturday.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Like, get out the.
Baby D
Get out the way with this. You don't have time for this.
Rory
Are you getting better? No, but it's fun. And I mean, for. Again, the limited activity I'm allowed to do, that's. That's like my activity.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
So it's fun.
Baby D
It's a guy in my building that plays. We have a golf simulator in my building. And he's always telling me, like, yo, man, whenever you want to go down and swing some clubs, man, just, you know, you know, you know, it's like the invite. You just knock on the door, man, we'll go down and I'm never doing that. I'm not gonna knock on your door, say, hey, can we go downstairs and swing some clubs? Like, I'm not doing that.
Damaris
Hey, yo.
Baby D
Yeah. See what I'm saying, baby? It's just nice. You don't do that golf. That's like an invite. That's like one of those invites that people extend. But it's like, you're never going to cash in on that.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
It's like, yeah. Whenever you want to go downstairs, you
Damaris
know you're never going to cash in.
Rory
It's part of small talk, bro.
Baby D
He knew. He knows. He looked me in my face and was like, I know I'm never going to see you again.
Rory
That would be a funny TikTok series of cashing in on all the things you say in small talk, like, keeping people honest about that. You remember, you said, yeah, like, no, get your clubs.
Baby D
But that's all. I don't understand why Everybody's mad at 38 special. That's all he was doing, trying to cash in on his verse. Like, yeah, that's his. That's. That's 38 specialist golf simulator. Like, you said, send you something. And I did that. And I like the fact that that clip of. Of Kiss and Fab when they were on the Breakfast Club years ago, was going viral again where Kiss was like, yeah, if I take a long time to send you a verse, that means I don't like you. Like, I like. I like the fact that that's going viral again because I. I kind of knew that.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
You know, I was like, maybe. And, you know, Kiss don't really. Yeah, you don't. With him like that. Don't think he's that dope, whatever it is. I think Special's dope. You know what I'm saying? But kids probably don't feel the same. And I'm glad that that clip of him and Fab on, which I think was the Breakfast Club, is going viral again of Kiss saying, yeah, if I take too long to send you a joint, that means I don't. I don't like you.
Rory
But how often you think Kiss turns down a feature request?
Baby D
A lot. I'm sure he's gotten.
Rory
Yeah. I mean, obviously Jadicus, but yeah. Do you think people that aren't cool with him, like, even ask that often?
Baby D
People that are not cool with Kiss?
Rory
Yeah, Like, Kiss doesn't give the random I'll email you a verse vibe. Like, I feel like if you're in Kiss's inner circle, those are conversations, but, like, I don't even. Does it even get to Kiss if, like, some random person that doesn't know him, never met him, like, yo, I got. I got 30k. We'll kiss knock. I just can't see him even getting those requests because he's so, like, insulated with his own people for the last 30 years.
Baby D
I'm not counting Kisses pockets, but I'm
Rory
pretty sure does not need.
Baby D
At some point in his life, if somebody offered him 30k for a verse, he would give them the quickest. Here. Like, here. Damn. Like, verse and history for 30K.
Rory
All right.
Baby D
But maybe not today. Maybe not Anymore. But at some point, somebody offer 30 grand in a brown paper bag to Kiss for a verse. He was taking that.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Maybe not gonna shoot the video. Maybe not gonna do all of that, but you might have gotten a verse for 30 grand.
Rory
I mean, of course. And definitely not counting anyone's pockets, though. But I feel like unless you were in, like, hundreds of millionaire status, like, you're not gonna take 30k for. I know Kiss could knock out an amazing verse in 30 minutes, right? You're not gonna take that. It's a grand a minute.
Baby D
Yeah, I would like that, man.
Rory
I mean, I know it's more like protecting your legacy, too, at this point of, like, I'm not just about to give a verse or any. Like, I have to like the song. But, like, I don't think people like Kiss Push any of them are turning down that type of money. They don't need it. But who's turning down 30k for a few minutes of work?
Baby D
Yeah, I'm taking it 30 grand to just go on the booth for 10 minutes and give you a couple bars.
Rory
Do this in my sleep. Like 100, though. I did one time. I did get a response. Not for my music, but for someone else's with Push. A T's fee, and it was. It was pretty high. Yeah, it was far more than 30k, I'll tell you that.
Baby D
Yeah, absolutely.
Rory
Like, Push. His fee is high. Like, super fucking high. No, as it should be. He only works with Pharrell and Kanye West. Like, not getting out the bed for. For 30k. Yeah, but I don't even know how we got on that tangent.
Baby D
What were we talking about? Cashing in on favors. Yeah, you know, favors. Small talk, small talkers.
Rory
Well, I mean, since you guys small talk, big favors. Since you guys did the. The Yankee game together, like, maybe we do a golf outing, like, play.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Only nine holes in Jersey. Sometimes I get off at the fourth hole. Like, I don't even do the whole nine. I think we should go out.
Baby D
I'm asking my neighbor if you want to go swing some. Some clubs. Maybe that'd be. See, that'd be perfect. Bring him with us. Come on, man. Let's go. Told me anytime I want to swing some clubs.
Damaris
Like, I hate when the plus one. Bring a plus one.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
But he actually plays, so I think it would be helpful to have somebody out there with us that know what they doing, that really knows what they're doing. We know the objective of the game is to put the ball in a hole, but.
Rory
Easier said than done.
Peach
Easy.
Baby D
Easier said than done. So. Yeah, it'd be good to have somebody with us that really knows what they're doing.
Rory
Yeah. I set up. I set up my phone for. For a few shots, and then I looked back at it and I deleted the evidence.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
And then I went into my delete thing and then hit delete forever.
Baby D
Empty the trash. Yeah, empty.
Rory
They don't need to see that putt. I'm gonna get a little bit better and then start posting my code.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah. Don't show the shortcomings.
Rory
Yeah, but I gotta hit schoolboy Q and, like, get some tips.
Baby D
He really plays. Oh, we.
Rory
He was nice.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
No, I want to know how long it took to get that good.
Baby D
Yeah, he really, really plays. He really plays. For sure. Yeah.
Rory
I gotta get. I saw it. And, you know, once you just do anything, the algorithms pick everything up. I did get an ad for, like, a driver that stops the slice. Like, because I slice every time.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
But this absorbs that and just, like, sends it, which I guess is cheating. But, I mean, if I. If I paint the club, they're not gonna know that I got the naming Chico.
Baby D
Nobody. I mean, they wouldn't know. They'll see it. I'm like, oh, this guy. It's like putting the rails on when you go bowling. I've seen a grown man do that. Like, pull the rails up. I was like, you need rails for bowling? Like, what are you doing? Who does that?
Rory
Like, look at bumper bowl.
Baby D
Come on, man. Not bowling. No. Have some pride. Can't use the rep.
Rory
Even kids gotta learn.
Damaris
Grow, man.
Rory
I think kids, too. Go do a few gutterballs.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
About to build your confidence because it goes bum, bum, bum, and then it hits a pin. What are you teaching about life there?
Damaris
That's pinball.
Rory
That ain't bowling.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, no.
Peach
Come on.
Baby D
You can't do that.
Rory
Summer Jam this week. I think I might go.
Peach
Really?
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Who's perform? Oh, I did see the lineup.
Rory
Well, Cass is hosting, so that's kind of why I want to go.
Baby D
Okay.
Damaris
Yes.
Baby D
Shout out to Cash.
Rory
Yeah. Yeah. Cass is having a week Cat. They did the. The block party for 4pm in Brooklyn, which looked great.
Baby D
Okay.
Rory
And then Kaz got the video of Jay saying he's the Voice in New York. Now he's hosting Summer Jam. Like, I don't. I'll see if he'll reply to my text. At this point, Cass is out of here, man.
Damaris
Popping friends, Yo. Shout out to Kaz. I love him.
Peach
I love that.
Baby D
Putting in that good Work.
Rory
I think it's funny. All. All of our friends from Palooza that didn't host are now on microphones. Like, all the quiet people from Palooza are the ones that are now speaking. I want to see what Kaz's host game is like, though.
Baby D
I mean, he's on radio, so yeah, yeah, he could host Summer Jam, but
Damaris
he's just such a naturally quiet person.
Rory
Yeah, he did host Wally Mania. I feel like Summer Jam, though. And I'm not saying it's easy to host Summer Jam, but you always have that fallback. If you're losing the crowd, just be like, oh, who's from Brooklyn? And you're fine.
Baby D
Make some noise. Right?
Damaris
Make some noise.
Rory
You'll be fine. And it's in Jersey. Just yell Jersey. And everyone will go crazy. Like, you have good outs, but French Montana, Mariah the scientist, Damaris.
Damaris
So you want me if I'm with
Peach
you is what you're saying.
Baby D
Mariah and Ice Spice. We know what you did at the last ice. We know how crazy you went.
Damaris
Quiet on the Creek.
Baby D
I'm just saying.
Damaris
So quiet on the creek.
Baby D
This is a bigger stage. You got mad room to twerk on this
Rory
mo. I mean, you kind of. You kind of have to go. If Natalie Nunn is on the bill.
Baby D
Yeah, the baddies. If the baddies is there. Like, you know, I got to be there. If the baddies is there, I'm most
Damaris
excited about Fetty Wap.
Rory
Yeah, no, me too. That is really why I want to go shout out to Fetty Fetty perform. But not if Natalie Nunn bring out Mariah Lynn. Like, I'll be her hype man. If. No, if they bring out a baddie's freestyle, the Prudential center is going to be on tilt.
Baby D
The fact that they. The fact that they have Natalie Nunn higher up on the building. Conway Stove. God, Albion. Like, that is crazy.
Rory
That is kind of wild.
Baby D
Okay, Natalie, now they out there putting in that work. Baddies, baddies. She bringing the baddies with her. You know they all gonna be there. All seven. All 73 of them.
Rory
I might. I might do shot o', clock, post stroke. If Natalie's making the toast.
Baby D
You can't turn out a Natalie toast, man. Not at shot o'. Clock.
Rory
What? Yo, what if they scrap on stage?
Baby D
No, that would be fire. There's gonna be fights.
Rory
They gotta really perform the show, right?
Baby D
Yeah, there's gonna be fights at Summer Jam. With or without the baddies.
Damaris
No, I think Natalie Nunn is performing her song.
Baby D
Like, she gotta bring the Baddies with us. A few of them got some records. Yeah, a few of them got some records that's making a little noise out there. Let's see. It brings Shannon stage with a few. A few of the baddies.
Damaris
Okay.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Yeah. The first episode of the New York season that just happened, star. They shut down Times Square.
Baby D
No, that was. That's. Was that this season?
Rory
Maybe. And then homie went to move the brand to France.
Baby D
Oh, to expand the brand. Yeah.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
See, don't do that. You make it. So you're making.
Rory
No, I thought it was entrepreneurial.
Baby D
Gotta stamp the baddies all around the world, man. Global baddies for sure.
Rory
No, international.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Well, is J. Cole this weekend, too? Demarus?
Damaris
No, that's next. The. It's the August 1st. It's the show.
Rory
Which one are you going to?
Damaris
August 1st.
Rory
August 1st.
Damaris
Oh, you going to another one?
Rory
I may or may not have came across two tickets yesterday.
Damaris
That's crazy, because I was going to give you my second ticket, but I guess not.
Baby D
Give it to me.
Damaris
I can't go with you, you know, in the queue.
Baby D
Why? Me and you can't go see Cole
Damaris
together in the queue.
Baby D
They already think we, so we might as well just go to the concert together, right?
Rory
True.
Damaris
In the queue. I had somebody after Rory, you know what I'm saying? Like a fan. Like, Cole fan.
Baby D
Like, you know, I'm a Cole fan.
Damaris
You a fan of J. Cole's music?
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Not. I don't know so much of J. Cole.
Peach
The person.
Baby D
I don't know him to be a fan of him. Like, I'm just saying his music.
Damaris
Yeah, I'm okay. I don't want to get tackled in the arena. I'm cool.
Baby D
Why would you get tackled for being with me?
Rory
As far as Phantom, it's more than Scotty Beam, in my opinion of J. Cole fans. You know, Would you go? I have an extra ticket. Would you go? Yeah, let me make sure it's the August 1st one.
Damaris
What?
Baby D
Yo, what is wrong with y'? All? Why can't. You gotta go. Why wouldn't I go see a code,
Rory
you know, I, like, don't really want to do the vlog thing or, like, really do, like, not corny shit, but do shit specifically for content in that type of way. But that would be one that we would 100% have to put, like, a GoPro on you. But what that. We got to get you the. The Ray Ban.
Baby D
The Metas.
Peach
The metas.
Baby D
See a fist coming into the.
Damaris
As. Matthew. I'm sorry.
Baby D
Yeah. Why wouldn't I? I could go to a cold show.
Damaris
Damn. I'm actually real sad because I was, like, gonna surprise Rory with the ticket and everything and, like, he already got tickets, so.
Rory
Well, I got to see what. Which date it is when we finish recording. But I, like, that would also be funny if all of us went and then, like, I texted E like, oh, pods in the building. Any space on the riser
Peach
Just.
Rory
Just to see.
Baby D
Eve is my guy, man.
Rory
I know.
Baby D
Yeah. That's my guy.
Rory
I'm talking to everybody. Post mall Dreamville Fest. Nobody is really offended.
Baby D
Yeah. Come on, man.
Rory
A few engineers and keyboard players are, but other than that, you're the keyboard player.
Baby D
Being mad at me is hilarious.
Damaris
Like, fam.
Baby D
What?
Rory
Like, I did see the merch, though, and this was before I knew that you would agree to go. I was 100% going to buy you a I survived the let out T shirt for you to wear on the show.
Baby D
They have.
Damaris
I survived the let out T shirt.
Rory
Yeah. It's a merch.
Damaris
Oh, I need that.
Rory
Yeah. Zoom in. It's somewhere on fire.
Baby D
I survived the let out.
Damaris
I need that.
Rory
The show was where Garden and barkless.
Baby D
I survived the let out might make more sense at Barclays than.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
Because the Garden.
Baby D
Everybody survives to let out at the Garden.
Damaris
Don't do that. They do it at the bar.
Baby D
It's a little. It depends on which left you make. Like, where you parked at. Like, that's all I'm saying. The Garden. The man. No. Yeah. You're all right. You'll see. We could walk away down 7th. It's all good.
Damaris
Markers is not dangerous.
Baby D
I'm talking.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
I mean, you hang a few lefts,
Baby D
it gets a little.
Rory
You. You could.
Damaris
It's mad lefts. You would have to bust a lot of lefts.
Baby D
Yeah. Sometimes you just be one left too many. Too many lefts?
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
Too many left. So your ass get left.
Rory
10 minutes down Atlantic, you're in trouble.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
100. But no, that could be a fun, fun outing to the J. Cole show.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
I would go see Cold Life.
Rory
Do you. Would you participate? I see with the show that he's doing, like, this bar for bar thing. I think it's with the Benny record. Right. His Versal.
Damaris
I haven't seen the clip you're talking about, baby.
Rory
Well, yeah. He gets a fan that can rap all the worst. That they put a spotlight on the fan.
Baby D
And then Cole raps Johnny P's Caddy.
Rory
Yeah. Which is a great verse. You feel like that's. That's your Lane, like, I could try to set that up in advance. Usually they, like, randomly pick a fan, but I could. You know, I have some pull.
Baby D
Yeah, I got to listen to this. It's been a while since I listen to the record.
Rory
You and Cole would rap back and forth?
Baby D
Yeah, we can go kissing Styles. Why not? You want me to learn Benny's. Benny's verse?
Rory
Yeah. I mean, if you want to overachieve.
Baby D
Yeah, I'll learn Benny's verse. Me and Coco, you know what I'm saying? Go back and forth. Hey, why not make a show out of it? I mean, make it. Make it an event. Rory would love nothing more than that to happen.
Rory
What? Yo, a girl can dream.
Baby D
Yeah,
Rory
that would be the funniest thing ever.
Baby D
Oh, man, has.
Rory
Has. Has Mez had to choose a side in this?
Baby D
Why?
Rory
Because Mez is your man's and I. But Mez is. Is Dreamville adjacent. He's an associate of Dream. He's not, like, officially.
Damaris
Officially.
Baby D
Yeah, okay, but Mez wouldn't. Why would he have to choose anything? He's Mezz. Ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
Rory
Maybe it would help if he was there with us, just as, like, a buffer.
Baby D
Nah, man.
Rory
Yeah, it's my man. More like he mean what he said.
Baby D
No, no, I meant what I said. No, but I'm just saying. Yeah, it's nothing like that, man. Anybody I. With Cole, I just didn't like certain. Certain actions, that's all.
Rory
Yeah. Mall Demaris. Flight was delayed and she couldn't rebook because she didn't have service because she didn't have Boost Mobile. That proves that you don't have to overpay for great wireless.
Baby D
Hey, when it happened, if she would
Rory
have had Boost, she would have been home on time and wouldn't be this tired right now. And she could only pay 25amonth forever. But instead, she likes to just hang out in airports with the other wireless people. We don't even mess with them.
Baby D
So who are they?
Rory
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Baby D
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Baby D
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Damaris
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Rory
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Baby D
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Rory
Hey hey.
Baby D
We're so excited for tonight. Before we come over though, may I ask if there are any unlocked guns in your home?
Rory
Our guns are stored securely locked in
Damaris
a safe that the kids can't access.
Baby D
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Rory
Are we flying out to LA for game versus YG in versus schedule. Slam that what everyone's been asking for.
Baby D
I can't. I can't make that one. The game versus YG is happening though, this Thursday, July 23rd at 6:30pm Pacific.
Rory
Okay.
Baby D
Which means 9:30 for us over here on the east coast. You streaming live on Apple Complex and Versus.
Rory
I want to start by saying I like YG and I like Game a lot. I can you guys finally start to agree with me on this Versus thing of just like we. We no longer need this. Like it's kind of. It's kind of ruining the legacy of
Baby D
a battle against it.
Peach
Okay.
Rory
I like. It's just getting. This is. I don't think this is the only thing they have in common is they're both from Compton. Like different eras, different style music. Like I. The only thing they have in common is that.
Baby D
Yeah, but I don't think that that's. I think Versus turned into something else. I don't think it has to be. I just think it's about, you know, obviously they're both from Compton. Like you said, two different generations. And the Versus stage now is more. It's not a battle per se.
Rory
I hear it was a celebration.
Baby D
Pretty Ricky and B2K was a battle.
Rory
They brought the verses back.
Baby D
That was a battle. Like they. That. That felt like a real us versus you. Like that was a battle. But this one I think is more, you know, again, like you said, two different generations. Yeah, more like a celebration of two of the biggest artists to come out of Compton. And yeah, you know, I think this is just going to be a concert, a party on stage for Game and yg.
Rory
I'm curious. You guys know how I feel about Game as a rapper. I am curious how his records will sound in A Versus. I'm just curious. I don't have like a prediction, but outside of the obvious one. Blood hated. Love it. Like once he gets a little deeper into his catalog, is it going to be one of those you had to be there things? I'll make it very clear. I think Games discography is. He could battle anybody. In my opinion, his discography is crazy.
Baby D
He has the record.
Rory
Game does not have a whack album career.
Baby D
The longevity.
Rory
I'm just curious when they both get deeper in their catalogs, like where that lands in a Versus. That's all. Yeah, like my Crazy Life to me is a classic album with no skips. I just don't know outside of the singles what that does In a versus
Baby D
now, just. Again, I'm not. Don't have, you know, the discography and their songs in front of me, but from what I can remember, you know, spending a lot of time in la. YG has a lot of records that perform very well in those type of environments. Parties when it's time to get people, you know. Game has a couple too. He has a few of those as well. But YG definitely leans more towards having a type of catalog that would help in a setting like this.
Rory
Features, too.
Baby D
Yeah, it's.
Rory
Yeah, but Game to me, gives, like, Wayne vibes in a verses where he could win, but he's going to pick songs that he wants to perform and maybe not what the audience wants. Like, I think Game, the only thing that could fuck Game up is the set list that he picks. I can see. I think that would be Wayne's downfall. And I could see Game being like, I don't even want to perform. Hate it or love it. No, he got. It's like. I could see, like, well, he could perform the entire documentary and we'd be all right.
Baby D
Yeah, I think it's gonna be good, though. I was. I was surprised to see it announced. Like, I definitely wasn't something that I think we thought about, but I think this is gonna be. I think this is gonna be very entertaining. I think it's gonna be very entertaining.
Rory
No, I'm gonna watch and just.
Baby D
You got.
Damaris
Those two gentlemen are entertaining, period.
Rory
I was about to say, like, the banter in itself is.
Baby D
Yeah. Oh, a lot of talking. It's gonna be a lot of talking.
Rory
And they're. They're all good, right?
Baby D
Game and yg, I would not.
Rory
Not that, like, they're. They're friends.
Baby D
I mean, I don't. I mean, again, are you asking questions?
Rory
Yeah. I don't know.
Baby D
The pot game and yg, from what I know are on great, but, like,
Rory
cedar block and I see that. I don't get.
Baby D
I don't get into all of that. I have no idea. With those gentlemen.
Rory
Oh, just for. For safety reasons, that's all.
Baby D
Well, I'll be in the comfort of my home in New York, so I'll be very safe.
Rory
What would be scarier? That one or Jeezy versus Gucci? Oh, no, I was nervous through the screen.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
Jeezy versus Gucci was a whole different. Whole different energy.
Rory
Yeah. I want to know what that backstage looked like.
Baby D
No, you don't.
Rory
No, like, from a distance, you still.
Baby D
You still don't. It's better that you.
Rory
Complex is back at it. Speaking of LA, they did their top 100 LA songs.
Baby D
Of course they did. Jordan.
Damaris
Hey, Shout out to Jordan.
Rory
Did Jordan?
Damaris
I don't know. I don't think Jordan was involved.
Rory
Well, he's on tour with Cole right now, right? Covering everything. Yeah, he don't got time for this. He's. He's got to survive the layout every night. Every night?
Baby D
Yes, every night.
Rory
Have to survive every night. Well, I mean, we can. I want to stay out of west coast politics. Anything we say here is going to be wrong. So I'm just going to say whatever. Whatever y' all think in LA is what I think too. As far as this list goes, the
Baby D
top 100 LA songs, Tatiana being 100, to me, that's already wrong. That has to be a little higher.
Damaris
You said. Okay. I was. I thought she was about to say it don't belong on it. I'm like, wait a minute now.
Baby D
No, no. At 100, though, I don't know if there's 100 LA songs better than Tatiana.
Rory
It's a great record.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Like 17 remixes. Yeah, it's up there. Well, let's start at the top. I don't know. Our listeners want us to go through
Baby D
all 100, but we will not be going through.
Rory
Number one is nothing but a G thing. I mean, no push back there.
Baby D
Not mad at that.
Rory
2. Ice Cube. Today was a good day. Not mad at it. Three. California Love.
Damaris
Okay. I thought California Love would be.
Baby D
I thought that would be number one.
Damaris
I thought that would be number one.
Rory
I see nothing but.
Baby D
Oh, this one straight out of Compton at number four.
Rory
Yeah. Number five. Not like us. Snoop Dogg.
Baby D
Wait, wait.
Rory
You see?
Baby D
You see? I'm saying. Complex.
Damaris
I'm tired.
Baby D
I'm just saying, though. 5. It hasn't been five years and it's number five out of 100 all time LA songs.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Come on, man.
Rory
I think it brought every record.
Baby D
Watch this, watch this. What's number six?
Rory
Jenna Juice.
Baby D
All right, see, Not Like Us is a bigger LA song than Jenna Juice.
Damaris
Yeah, I think that that's just.
Baby D
Get the out of here. Hell no. No.
Damaris
Yeah, but Gin and Juice.
Baby D
Gin and Juice.
Rory
My mom knows the lyrics to Gin
Damaris
and J. I think that's disrespectful.
Baby D
Like, come on, bro. That's what I'm saying. Like, all we gotta do is keep scrolling. Go ahead. Number seven. Iced tea. Six in the morning. Go ahead.
Rory
Number eight in the morning Police at
Baby D
my door Fresh city, Cypress Hill Hawker Just kill a man yeah, yeah. Huge record. Easy E. Boys in the hood
Rory
Ah, number 10. Thank you for giving regulate top 10.
Baby D
That should be higher.
Rory
I feel like I thought it might
Baby D
get slighted, but not like us being above Regulate. Like, come on, bro.
Damaris
I think us could have been number 11.
Rory
Well, what's. What's the critics go to the top. What's the criteria? Because I. I get not like us being in the top five.
Baby D
The police is number 14. Like.
Rory
Well, the cops have a. They have a tough job.
Baby D
They do have a tough job.
Rory
Yeah. You know what? Let me stop. I look very truth social in the shirt. Let me be careful what, like what I say.
Damaris
Well, I'm not seeing the criteria. Usually complex does criteria for their list. I'm not seeing the criteria for this list, but I can only assume that impact, longevity, charting all have a place.
Rory
Look at what happens when Jordan's on the road. Complex just falls apart. No criteria, just putting song titles to numbers. The hipster in me is kind of mad that Dom Kennedy. My type of party is number 60. That was. That was a wow.
Baby D
Like, that should be higher than number
Rory
60 because LA was going through the same way. Like when Game came and brought the west coast back. West coast was taking in the blog era an interesting time. My type of party was a hit.
Baby D
Hell yeah.
Rory
Like that to me should be higher.
Baby D
Number 60.
Rory
60. Yeah.
Baby D
That definitely needs to be hot in number 60.
Rory
I love Dom Kennedy. I. I wish he would. He's like a billionaire now, so I understand why he doesn't rap, but I would. I wish he would, but I don't know. I mean, you can't win with a list.
Baby D
Argued though we can nitpick a little bit at the top.
Damaris
Yeah, we could.
Rory
Since we were talking about YG and game, game is at number 28. How we do with 50 again? I. I feel like Game would get in his own way and wouldn't even perform. How we do. I can totally see that. That happening. He's also on there. Games on there a few times, as he should be. Yeah. West side story is 46. Let's see where YG, if YG made it at all. Yeah. Number 51. Picking back being Bull. I don't know if I'm allowed.
Baby D
Picking Back being.
Rory
I don't know if I'm allowed to even say that. It's a great record, though. Yeah. YG's on here a few times, which he definitely should be. There should be more YG on here.
Damaris
How many times Ty got in there? Y' all know it was. I don't. I feel like it's. My God Like, God put me on this earth to stand up for Tiger.
Baby D
Is that why God put you here?
Damaris
I think sometimes, yeah.
Rory
So. So you agreed with Kanye on Breakfast Club when he was like, yeah, he was just getting in there early. That's smart.
Damaris
No, no, I didn't.
Rory
I thought you were here to defend.
Damaris
Defend him musically. Okay, thank you.
Rory
Rack city at 48. I want you to. Mares, I feel like that could be a little higher.
Baby D
Rock City should be higher than 48. Yeah, I agree.
Rory
Rock City might be top 20.
Damaris
Like, I. You know, I mean, like, I ain't gonna lie.
Baby D
It's a lot of la. It's a lot of. No, LA has legendary LA songs, artists, man. Like, top 20 is like, you one of those, like.
Damaris
Yeah, yes. It's.
Rory
It's that mustache like that that started.
Baby D
I know, I know, I know. I know what Peach is leaning to when he says, is that an LA song, though?
Rory
Yeah, that whole, like, the mustard sound that became the LA sound.
Baby D
It was a time in la. It represented Rack City. Definitely started the news out in la. Yeah, for sure.
Rory
I don't think it gets more LA than Rack City. Yeah, like, for this era, like, I. Listen, I love low profile, pay your dues, but not Rack City should be higher.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
So you. So you think Not Like Us should be what, top 50? Not top five?
Rory
It should be.
Baby D
It should not be number. But what number was it? Five. Yeah, it should not. That's not a top five LA song.
Damaris
But that's what I'm asking you. Top 50, top 10? Top 20?
Baby D
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Somewhere outside of the top 20, maybe.
Damaris
Okay.
Baby D
But like, you telling me not like us is better than what was number six? Gin and Juice.
Damaris
Yeah. That was wild.
Baby D
Anytime the LA team wins the train,
Rory
I. I'm on the side of the top 10 minimum. I'm kind of fine with top five.
Baby D
I believe.
Damaris
I believe top 10, but I don't think it should be above Jenna Juice. But then again, I'm not from la.
Baby D
I don't know that song being above Gin and Juice as well. Like, I. Again, I. I guess generations Error is different, but Gin and Juice, when we first heard that, being New Yorkers, that's when Snoop became like. It was like, yo, this is a superstar.
Damaris
Yeah, but again, that's why I said it's different for la, because when we hear certain things in comparison to la, we don't know what things are like for them. So I don't want nobody from LA over here trying to tell me what. Where a boogie should be on A list of top 100 New York songs. Like, I don't want to hear your opinion on that. Because you don't know because you're not here with us when we hear certain shit.
Baby D
So, like, all my homies in la, if I was to ask them if they feel like Not Like Us is a top five LA song ever, they might hang the phone up on him and they're from LA and they might be like, yo, what? They start running off a bunch of LA songs like, it's not better than this. Like, I know me saying that people gonna be like, oh, he just.
Damaris
But it's not just about better. Mall Impact is big.
Baby D
Right? So I'm saying from la that I can get on will tell you that that song is not a top five LA song of all time. Like, it's just too much. It's too many hits. Like Snoop, between Snoop, Easy E, Cube,
Rory
they're all represented in that same mix. I. I just think if you're doing the entire lineage of la. Yes, it's Not Like Us is top five.
Baby D
No, it.
Rory
It had for this generation the same impact that the rest of those records had. No way just it reached that far for this. I just feel like, Generation.
Damaris
Yeah. Still, this generation is their gin and juice for this generation.
Rory
Still Dre, 16, that should be higher. But that's just a personal thing.
Baby D
Like, are you kidding me? Number 16 still Dre. Come on, man.
Rory
I get it. But. Well, I also want to, like, who was from LA in the. In the writers room. That's another thing with a lot of this regional stuff, like when they put the.
Baby D
I'm sure they had writers in the West Coast.
Damaris
I think they had a couple people. I think that's probably one of the reasons why Jordan wasn't in charge of this one.
Rory
Yeah. Because, like, listen, I love LA music. Very well versed in the entire history of Los Angeles rap songs. I should not be in a room putting together the top hundred. Like, much as I love LA music, that should be put in place for people from LA to put together.
Baby D
I agree. The same for all regions, though.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
I mean, did we look when they did the New York rapper list? Did we. Did we do background checks?
Damaris
No, no. Because I think they did a pretty good job. Right. If I wasn't.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
It was not mistaken.
Rory
Wasn't bad. Again, you're never gonna bat a thousand on a list. The point is for it to be
Baby D
as close to accurate as possible.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
And there is accurate for everybody is different. My best. The New York list will look different from yours or look different for February's.
Rory
So, yeah, you guys saw Post Malone is back.
Baby D
Don't. Wait. Where did he go?
Rory
Country.
Baby D
Oh, okay.
Rory
Now White Iverson is. He's back. Are the other streams not streaming?
Damaris
No streams are streaming.
Rory
Post is doing just fine. Yeah, I mean, I heard the snippet, and I. I totally understood what everyone was saying. I just don't think it's as hip hop coded as the way people made it. But, yeah, it is. I mean, what did y' all expect?
Baby D
Was it called Chrome Heartbreaker? Is that the name of the record?
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Okay, I see what he did there.
Damaris
Sounds like some Gunner would name. Gunner would name a song.
Baby D
Definitely sounds like a Gunner song.
Rory
Yeah, I guess I just. I'm shocked at people being shocked. Like, we watch this guy be white. Iverson then say hip hop doesn't even say, like, if I want to get some feeling, I go to a different genre. There's no feeling about. You guys thought that guy was going to be delicate with the culture, and Post makes incredible music, but I'm just not shocked that he so easily would just be like, yeah, I think I'm gonna go back to hip hop when I feel like it and just use it when it's convenient to me.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
I mean, if that's what, you know, it calls for. And he kind of got motivated to go back into that type of sound. I'm not mad at it, but it ain't, because what he's doing and trying isn't working. Post Malone is perfectly fine.
Rory
Yeah. I mean, is M outside of the new, newer generation of white rappers? But, like, I'm talking about when it was, you know, one for every 50 rappers was white. Is M the only one that didn't, like, switch up. Beastie Boys went to a different genre. Kid Rock went to another genre. Third base. State third base. But, I mean, typically white rappers use it as a launching point and go to a different genre. That's like kind of their thing. Yeah. Limp Bizkit, Jack Harlow. Well, Jack Harlow got Black Earth, I may say.
Damaris
Raw action.
Rory
I'm saying before this, like, Mac Miller definitely went to other stuff, but in a tasteful. Like, we knew that was.
Baby D
Mac was a. Was a real musician.
Rory
Yeah. So. But now I'm saying not the newer generation of white rappers, because a lot of white rappers just stay rappers now. But back then, Em was like, the only one that when he became a superstar, didn't really cross over. He stayed. He stayed right there. So as much as people give shit, Evan give shit. To Eminem, he's kind of been the only old authentic white rapper outside of like, MC Search.
Baby D
He kept it hip hop and not
Rory
to say deserves credit for it, but it should be noted that he's one of the few people that didn't just use it as a launching pad. But post makes good music and I
Baby D
just makes great music.
Rory
We're in a time where I think the genre from not just artists, corporations, period, is not being treated with a delicate manner. So, no, it doesn't shock me. The post is making a trap beat.
Baby D
Why does it matter?
Rory
Like, I don't know what to tell you.
Damaris
Well, it only matters because of his previous comments on hip hop. Otherwise it wouldn't be news.
Baby D
Yeah, I guess. I guess I can see that. While people are kind of like, you're back. But he's not back because whatever he's doing isn't working. Let's. Let's just make that very clear. He's back because he's just, I guess, felt like making that type of sound and that type of music again. But post career has been. He's had an incredible, incredible career.
Rory
What's up with who he signed to to Brent Fize's team? Tommy Richmond. What's been up with Tommy?
Damaris
I had hope for Tommy.
Baby D
No, you didn't.
Damaris
From the beginning. Yes, I did. That first song was a. Yeah, that was an animal of a song, bro.
Baby D
An animal of a song.
Rory
No, it was definitely a hit. But
Damaris
yes. Million Dollar Baby.
Rory
Yeah, I. I just feel like the project wasn't bad. It just, I don't know, it didn't have the hype of what I think we thought about Tommy Richmond. Like, that the single was the best song.
Damaris
Yeah, I hate when the single's the best.
Rory
Yeah, like that. All the promise that we thought was like, okay. And then obviously the weird comments at a bad time when people were already kind of like, oh, was that a fluke? But I don't know. He is still talented and all it takes is one song to get back. So it takes like, yeah, those comments will follow him. But if the music is good, I guarantee you people. Oh, Tommy's back.
Baby D
Yo. So the Rocky clip is kind of picking up some steam out there.
Rory
Speaking of the post, Malone's. We got. We got his crowd in our comments. Oh, my God.
Baby D
You said Frank Stallone commented on the clip. What do you say about.
Damaris
He asked if I was on Glue.
Baby D
On Glue.
Damaris
Old ass whale asking me if I was retarded.
Rory
That broad must shop on Kensington.
Baby D
On Glue is crazy.
Damaris
They were. They Were they. Were they were calling me racist? They were like, of course she think creeds. Somebody commented and said they were like, well, yeah, well, her fucking father grew up a racist in this. Somebody commented and said, well, at least her dad's in her life. Surprisingly. Whoa. What kind of fucking crowd have we attracted to our clip?
Rory
So this is the second time this has happened. When we put up that Justin Bieber clip when I was saying like, Biebs deserves more credit. That did transfer over to those whites as well, because that. I did a collab on that. So I see all the comments. All of it is like, of course that black girl bring color into it. Like, it's a lot of that in there. So, yeah, this is the second time that. That the whites have. Have infiltrated our IG Damaris.
Baby D
He didn't say was it. Creed was better than.
Damaris
I didn't know.
Baby D
I just posed the question.
Rory
She hasn't even seen Rocky.
Baby D
Yeah, she just posed the question. So to be killing her.
Damaris
And I said, oh, when you guys were saying it's the best movies ever, and I was like, all right, guys, I think that might be nostalgia. They were like, so why the would you comment that they're losing their minds? I was like, oh, I'll never comment other.
Baby D
But you know, you have to, man. Don't run from it. Like, you know, you got to.
Rory
There's like Rocky conventions and like, people make careers out of impersonating him. There's a. It's like a Comic con crowd for Rocky. Yeah, like, that's a different type of stand page.
Damaris
We got the wise. I said, oh, baby, I don't. They start once.
Rory
Once.
Damaris
I didn't even accept the collab because Trey was like, you sure you want to collab with this? I didn't even accept the collab. And they were DMing me like, you're. You're a piece of shit. You're the worst kind of human being. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I knew Rocky was big. Obviously I know how big Rocky is. But I like, it's an old ass franchise. I know y' all was still actively standing like this.
Rory
You ain't know that's our identity.
Baby D
No, but that's a dial with the question. I was so like, hell no. Like, Rocky is like, yeah, like, it doesn't. That's one of the most iconic movie series like, ever for sure.
Rory
Is he. Is he the best shittiest actor of all time? I don't cage Nikki.
Baby D
I don't think Sylvester Stallone's a shitty Actor, though.
Rory
No, he's a. Notice I chose my words carefully. Best shitty. Like, he's a great actor, but it's a caricature at this point. Like, it's almost a parody of itself with the Rocky. To the point. To the point. Like, obviously, Al Pacino is one of the greatest of all time. The Scarface accent is almost a joke at this point point. And Al went on to do other things. Sylvester Stallone kind of stated he. He was Rocky in term. Like, not Terminator. What's. Where he has the gun. Rambo. Like, he's. He's still Rocky and Rambo.
Baby D
First Blood.
Rory
No, I love the Rambo.
Baby D
First Blood was one of my. I remember I used to have that, like, on VHS as a kid. Matter of fact, vhs, Betamax, y'. All. You don't know nothing about Betamax. I know you don't know nothing about. I had First Blood on Betamax. Like, that was like growing up. That was one of my favorite movies ever.
Rory
I mean, for all the J electronica fans out there, here's a little fun fan tidbit. If you ever walk in on a J. Electronic concession, he's probably watching Rambo. Loves Rambo.
Baby D
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Sylvester Stallone, we got classic movies, man.
Rory
I'm not saying he's quite Steven Seagal, but he is a character of his own self.
Baby D
Somebody hellbound, half wolf says Rocky is better than Cinderella Man. Better than Southpaw, better than Creed. Creed 2. Raging Bull, a fighter. Million dollar baby. Bleed for this. Hands of stone. Rocky IV, Rocky 3, Creed 2, Rocky 2, Ali the Hurricane, Rocky Balboa, Creed 3, the boxer girl fight, and Rocky 4.
Damaris
I think he just ranked in his order. The best fight.
Rory
No, that's a law right there.
Baby D
Yeah. No, that's. They might need to put that in the moment.
Rory
All right, again, I haven't seen Creed 2, but is Creed 2 better than Raging Bull with Robert De Niro?
Baby D
Creed 2 was good.
Rory
Better than Raging Bull?
Baby D
I'm not sure.
Damaris
How about you go watch?
Baby D
That's what movie.
Rory
I will. I liked the first.
Baby D
Oh, you've never seen Creeds?
Damaris
No, I've never seen two or three. That's why I was like, you need to watch two, two and three. Like, they're good movies.
Rory
What's the one with Jake Gyllenhaal where they. That's South Paul.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
I feel like I watched that on a plane, but I fell asleep.
Damaris
But southpaw is good.
Rory
Yeah, I remember, like, sort of liking it. I mean, Cinderella man, that that pulls the Irish.
Damaris
Softball is actually really good. Sorry. That's probably why they ranked it so high. Southpaw is really good.
Baby D
What's the one with Creed?
Rory
Two can't be better than the fighter.
Peach
Come on.
Baby D
What's the one with Cuba Gooden Jr. And the White dude? What boxing movie was that?
Rory
Oh, should I do a callback? Should I do a callback to my radio Joe Radio? You know, that hit.
Baby D
Oh, Gladiator is the name of it. Okay.
Rory
That clip recently hit Facebook. I had family members sending me Facebook links.
Baby D
What clip was that?
Rory
My radio joke from 30 years ago.
Baby D
That was funny.
Rory
But wait, which. Which fighting movie was q in Gladiator?
Damaris
1992.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
He's been a lot. He's been a scuba diver. He's been a lot of things, man.
Baby D
Classic. That was that class. What was that? The. With him and Dinero when he was.
Rory
Oh, when he was the first black scooter. I forgot the name of it, but
Baby D
that was a classic. Yeah.
Rory
That's a great movie. I think the Fighter deserves a little bit more.
Baby D
Men of Honor. Classic movie.
Rory
Yeah. Men of Honor is great as. And I know there's no other Irish people in here but Cinderella man and the Fighter deserve.
Damaris
He's just Irish.
Baby D
That's true.
Rory
On a microphone.
Baby D
Okay, baby, you're not gonna respond to Frank Stallone? No, I'm cool, Frank.
Damaris
You know me.
Baby D
Let Frank know, like, yo, listen, I didn't see it. I wasn't on it. A clip is a clip, so watch your mouth, Frank.
Damaris
People take clips the way they want to take clips. I'm not arguing with a bunch of white men.
Baby D
Frank Stallone was just. You know.
Damaris
He meant that.
Baby D
No, I mean, he definitely meant it, but he didn't understand. You were just posing the question. You weren't making a statement.
Rory
Some days I do want to reply to those request dms. Like, I would like to know why you think I should literally leave this earth because of a movie opinion. Like, can you please tell me in detail, like, why you think somebody should die because of a movie? Of course. You're trying to make sense of someone that's not going to make sense. So the experiment wouldn't work. Yeah, but I would love, like, just there was someone half rational that thought that way.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
And was like, here's really why. I feel like your family members should
Baby D
miss you because of what you just said.
Rory
Like, Amara should grow up fatherless because of Rocky.
Damaris
Yeah. I mean, if I was on the other side of the fence on that, I could explain to you how for people who think that shit like Game of Thrones or shit like Harry Potter is overrated when it comes to books, I can explain that. The world will be a better place without you because you lack imagination and taste. And if you're going around spreading like that to the world and teaching your kids to lack imagination and taste, then the future will lack imagination and taste. So people like you should be off of this earth so that we get to keep those things. That would be my opinion if they were on my side.
Rory
Someone not watched one person. Person out of 6 billion people not watching Harry Potter is not.
Damaris
No, no, no. Not watching, saying it's overrated. There's a difference.
Rory
You think that's going to trickle down to generations of your family?
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
Okay. Like, I think the world's a safer place because Lindsey Graham passed away. And that's based off evidence. Not Harry Potter. That's based off Ukraine.
Damaris
I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying if you. You want to ask certain people, like, why do they feel like the world would be better? This is why they might now me just not watching Rocky. I don't think that's that big of a deal.
Rory
I just don't, like. I don't know if that affects. I don't think the butterfly effect is that crazy. Like, I think Jay Z is the greatest rapper of all time. If somebody decides not to raise their children on reasonable doubt, I just don't know how much like, it's like, it doesn't.
Damaris
I just. People's character.
Rory
When people, like, I'm really okay with like, someone like being like, you know, not for me. That's cool.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
No, but I judge people who say they hate Beyonce. You can not like her music or you can like, not listen to her. But people who say, I hate Beyonce, she's so overrated. That shows a deeper rooted thing that
Rory
has nothing to do with Beyonce and that. And I don't think they should die. I think they should just get some help to figure out that Beyonce is not your issue. You have a deep rooted problem that you're projecting onto Beyonce.
Damaris
Yeah. You just hate people that you hate things that other people love. But that shows. That shows to your character. So what the reason why I'm bringing all of this up is when you say things like that, like, why do these people feel this way is because what it shows is to them is a part of your character and that spills out into other areas of your life and. And things that you produce and effects you have on the world.
Baby D
And then you have kids who didn't
Damaris
who then follow those ideas. Like, you a hating ass nigga. You gonna raise a hating ass nigga. You see what I'm saying?
Baby D
Like the hater. Yeah, you a hater.
Damaris
Exactly.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Okay. But that still makes the world turn. I'm sure Beyonce is better for what she does because she had people that doubted her. There was generations of haters in Houston that was like that little girl group. What do y' all do? Y' all wasting your time. That's.
Peach
That.
Rory
That got us to the. The. The genius.
Damaris
Like a hateful.
Baby D
Put some fire in there. You need it.
Rory
It's like a round robin of different elements. Like, it's the world you need to
Baby D
love, and you need the hate. See, we needed Frank Stallone to jump in the comments and say what he said. We needed to know that he's going
Rory
to spark the mind that will change the world.
Baby D
Stallone. Frank Stallone is going to spark the mind in the comments that is going to go and watch the entire Creed series.
Rory
He's the Tupac of the Creed series.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
He's. You know, it's crazy. He's gonna make somebody say now, damn, what's so crazy about this movie that he thinks this girl for saying that Creed is better. A little boy gonna go watch all the Rockies and all the Creeds and come out with a new fighting series that's better than both. It's literally the butterfly.
Baby D
So we should thank. Thank you, Frank Stallone for that comment.
Damaris
Thank you for asking if I just
Baby D
doing the Lord's work with that.
Damaris
I know he called me a. In his head when he said it.
Rory
He's a brother.
Baby D
That's stones. That's.
Rory
I didn't know what part of the family. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's distance, cousin.
Baby D
That's Sly's brother. Yeah, Sly sliced alone. It's not Sylvester anymore.
Rory
Why is he on Instagram commenting on podcast?
Baby D
Yeah, come on. Why not?
Rory
What was his comment exactly? Because I didn't even see it.
Damaris
He asked if I was on glue.
Baby D
He said, is this girl on glue? This girl on glue? On glue. Is crazy on glue or what?
Damaris
Read one is decent only because of Sly.
Rory
So brother man.
Damaris
So when things like this get commented, it lets me feel like there's some conversations that are having it that they're having at their, like, dinner table with their family about how they feel about other shit. You see what I'm saying?
Baby D
No, Demaris.
Damaris
Okay. If he felt comfortable enough commenting.
Baby D
Oh, Damaris, you was cooking For a minute, bro, you made a hard life.
Damaris
He felt comfortable enough commenting that. That's like, if. If. If one of your, like, friends commented on something about, like, me that came off a little, like, why would you even be comfortable enough commenting that if you didn't, like, if it wasn't some conversations that was had.
Baby D
No, I agree with you.
Damaris
They had some conversations because obviously.
Baby D
But I mean, I think what you're trying to attach it to is something.
Damaris
What am I. I'm not attaching it to nothing. Not only that, I'm not attaching it to anything racist. I feel like y' all are trying to make it racist.
Rory
Backhanded compliment to his own brother, though. Like. Like he's saying his brother's in a shitty movie.
Baby D
But that's not a backhanded compliment. But I'm gonna go to. He's right. If Sylvester stallone wasn't in Creed 1, we wouldn't be talking about Creed 1.
Rory
I thought Michael Bjord, it was a
Damaris
great movie outside of him.
Baby D
No, but I'm just saying the fact that Sylvester Stallone was in it to usher in that Creed series, you needed him in it. This is what I'm saying.
Damaris
But that doesn't mean the movie is decent only because of him.
Baby D
I'm just saying without him being in that movie, it would have been the kind of, like, hard. I'm like, all right, this is just like, y' all trying to make this attached to the. The Rocky series with Apollo Creed.
Damaris
Like, well, if you're gonna attach a movie to a movie, then, yeah, you need one of the original actors. That's why I said storyline itself, even if it wasn't about Rocky, even if it was about somebody else, is still a good movie. I just think that obviously they don't. With the Cree series like this, it's very obvious. Like, Sly and his family and them don't with the Cree series. I feel like that's obvious from his comment. I'm not making it. Trying to attach it to nothing else. I'm like, I'm just. He would never feel comfortable enough comments in that if that wasn't the case.
Baby D
Okay.
Damaris
I feel like that's common sense, but.
Rory
Or he was just bored and doom scrolling and there's really, like, no thought behind any of it.
Baby D
Oh, he saw the clip and really wanted if the marriage was on glue.
Damaris
I mean, that's possible too, for sure.
Baby D
Is this girl on such an old
Rory
school thing to say, too?
Damaris
Well, shout out to Frank Stallone.
Baby D
Shout out to Frank Stallone.
Rory
Man, let's let's reach out via DM and see if we can get Frank on the show.
Baby D
Yeah, let's have Frank on the show. Talk. Talk to Creed. Rocky series. Let's have a verses. That's the verses we need right there. Rocky versus Creed. What was that? Do we need it Rocky, too?
Rory
I mean, Rocky clears all of them, but that's my opinion. The first one, I haven't seen 2 or 3, and I still think Rocky 4.
Damaris
Clearly, y' all said Rocky 4 is the best movie of all time. Maul says one of the best movies all time. Everybody in the comments was like, Rocky 4 was kind of ass. I don't know what y' all are.
Rory
I love Rocky 4, but there is.
Baby D
I couldn't wait till we had a snowstorm so I can go outside and train. 4 was ass. What are people talking about?
Rory
I haven't signed up for a gym because of that movie. I'm going out to the woods. You guys are at Planet Fitness the same way Old boy was.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
You see the parallels. Like, yo, y' all got this machine. He's a machine. I'm going out to the. I'm flying out to Russia. I'm going. I'm running up the mountains. I'm picking up logs, lifting boulders. Like, yeah, man, Rocky for his ass.
Rory
Putin's my trader.
Baby D
Yeah, like what? Shut up. One of the greatest movies ever.
Rory
But, you know, that is kind of like the consensus to the world is Rocky four was not really well received. I always loved it, but most people didn't love Rocky 4, and I think they're wrong.
Baby D
I thought it was Rocky 5 that they didn't love. With Tommy Gun.
Rory
I didn't see five.
Baby D
That's what I'm saying. Like, Rocky 4 with Dolph Lundin, Ivan Drago. It's one of the greatest ops characters in the history of fighting movies.
Rory
Yeah.
Baby D
Come on, man.
Damaris
Creed 2 is about Drago's son.
Rory
Oh, okay. Oh, nice.
Baby D
See, you don't get Drago son without Drago.
Damaris
I think that.
Rory
Yeah, that's how Genie I rewatched in the hospital. Top Gun 2.
Damaris
You love that movie.
Baby D
That movie is great. That is a great movie because it
Rory
was supposed to suck. I'm gonna go and it's incredible.
Baby D
I' ma say this. Top Gun 2 is better than Top Gun.
Rory
I'm glad you said it. So you can get death. Like, you should die because of that.
Baby D
But, yeah, I should die.
Rory
Okay, I agree with you in my head. But on the microphone right now, I'm like, that's crazy.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
What are you even saying?
Rory
Because I thought it too clear as
Baby D
the first one that's it's better than Top Gun. And it's hard, dude, because Top Gun is a classic movie.
Rory
Right?
Baby D
But like, Maverick, what they did with that.
Damaris
That.
Baby D
Nah, bro. Every time that is on, I'm watching it. Like, when it's on stream, I'm like, yeah, I'm watching this. Like, that movie Top Gun, Maverick. Like, they definitely. And it took, what, how many years for that, for that sequel to happen?
Damaris
Like 20.
Baby D
More than that. 20?
Damaris
Like. Like 30.
Baby D
Top Gun came out in the 80s.
Damaris
Like 35.
Rory
I thought it was early 90s.
Baby D
No, gun came out in 80.
Rory
86.
Damaris
86.
Rory
Yeah, 36. My whole life. It's okay.
Baby D
Yeah. Now they got it right. Top Gun, man.
Rory
I smoked it.
Baby D
That movie is incredible.
Rory
I was a little nervous. Like the intro scene when he's in the Death Star about to, like, break the time. Just break time.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
I was like, all right, what do we. This is. Don't do it.
Damaris
Maverick.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
He's the fastest man in the world.
Baby D
Yeah. Like, it all made sense, though.
Rory
I don't know about this, man. And then it proceeded to be one of the best movies.
Baby D
That movie is incredible. I love that movie. We.
Rory
I saw Top Gun 3. They had rumors.
Baby D
That's what we got to kind of slow down.
Damaris
Yeah. I think it's enough. We cool.
Baby D
Leave it right there. Maverick. We cool.
Rory
I mean, he's gonna. He's the head of Scientology. He's gonna live till he's 175 at least. We might as well.
Baby D
Yeah, yeah.
Rory
He's got that Elon Hubbard blood. Like, he'll be fine.
Baby D
Top Gun 3 is officially in the works with Tom Cruise returning.
Damaris
You know, Paramount announced it. Yeah.
Baby D
Jerry Bruckheimer is producing it.
Damaris
Him versus drones.
Baby D
Maverick. Maverick versus the drones.
Damaris
Pete said, yeah. They're gonna be like, we need a human to beat the computer.
Baby D
Or is Maverick. Or is he going to be in a simulator controlling the drones?
Rory
If. If J.D. vance doesn't watch his mouth on Rogan's podcast, it may be the person that in Yahoo. Might be Tom Cruise versus the Prime Minister.
Baby D
But I don't know. We should.
Rory
We.
Baby D
That'll be interesting to see where they. Where they go with Top Gun 3, though. But Maverick was definitely. They. They got it right. 36 years to make it happen. They got it right.
Rory
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Baby D
Talking about guns with others might not always feel comfortable, but it could save a life. Here's a way to start a conversation. Your family is going over to your neighbor's home for dinner for the first time. How would you ask if there are any unlocked guns in the home? Hey. Hey. We're so excited for tonight. Before we come over, though, may I ask if there are any unlocked guns in your home?
Rory
Our guns are stored securely locked in
Damaris
a safe that the kids can't access.
Baby D
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Rory
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Baby D
It's that and then there's everything else.
Rory
He would just shout one line.
Baby D
Yeah, it would murder. Marie, lunch.
Rory
Let's talk about the best moments that we had on the road. I would love a cocktail. Dude. Joker, get last row, middle seat on a Southwest Airlines flight. Joe, how was your flight? It was great. The guy in Penn State on the
Baby D
field and the player thought Joe is
Rory
his former coach, and he hugged him, and he hugged him, and Joe just went with it. The guy goes, what are you doing here, coach? And Joe just goes. And you walk in and it is bananas. I mean, it's a feast for the eyes.
Baby D
And I was like, it's.
Rory
Look, it's not my thing either, but we're here. When in Rome, top athletes, chefs, musicians, everybody listen to Paul's best podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Before we get out of here, do we have voicemails today?
Baby D
You've got mail.
Peach
What's good? Rory Mall and Baby D, this is JJ from the Bronx again. So my man just getting married in a couple months, right? And the best man is trying to throw a bachelor party, but he want to do some wild, like, you want to go to glory hole place for all of us to go to. And I'm not trying to do that because I got a girl myself, and I'm not trying to get caught up in that. And I also don't want to be the only one out the group that's like, nah, I'm good.
Baby D
I don't want to go.
Peach
But can we do something? Like, some normal. Something different? But these just set on doing that. So if y' all got any advice, any opinions on that, let me know. I'll appreciate it.
Rory
He sounds stressed.
Baby D
He's so stressed. He is. So, first of all, he doesn't know what to do with this.
Rory
Going with the fellas to the glory spot. Let's gather up the group, chat, and go stick our dicks through a hole.
Damaris
Well, I'm sure there's other activities at the same place.
Rory
It's kind of like laser activities, like,
Baby D
glory hole, whack a mole.
Rory
Sticking the wrong hole.
Baby D
Glory hole on this side, whack a mole on the other. Like, what do you mean?
Rory
Carefully.
Damaris
I'm sure some freaky that, like, there's a glory hole involved, but, like, there's other, like, going on. There's probably dancers or exotic, like, crafts. No, I just. I know it's some freaky, but I don't think the glory hole is the main attraction.
Rory
That's. There's place places that do that. I feel like that's like some Times Square, 1970s.
Damaris
There's a lot of freaky that happens.
Rory
It's like a peep show.
Baby D
I'm sure the glory hole place is just for glory hole.
Damaris
No, I think it's more like, can't
Baby D
go to a glory hole place and be like, oh, they don't have any. Like.
Rory
Like, I'm about. Let me go to a new private window.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
In my.
Damaris
It's probably some passport, bro.
Rory
Like, glory ho.
Baby D
Which I think anybody that does that glory hole shit is a weirdo.
Damaris
You don't want to know who's sucking your dick. Like, it's just.
Baby D
That's weird.
Rory
Do we need to debate that? No, you're weird. If you stick your dick through a
Baby D
hole and like, to stand up at a wall and be like, oh, God. Like, with your dick through a hole, and you don't know who's on the other.
Rory
Like, with the fellas, too.
Baby D
It's always a guy on the other side. It's always a guy on the other side. Yeah. No woman is signing up to work the club.
Damaris
I've been telling y', all, men suck the best dick.
Baby D
Yeah. I can't even argue with baby D on that. Like, I don't even know how to even.
Damaris
But that's what men.
Baby D
I don't even know what to come back until, like, come back.
Rory
Major could talk about that.
Damaris
Y' all got stronger jaws. They always say that.
Baby D
Okay, who says that?
Rory
Who's a.
Damaris
Gay men. Gay men say that men suck better than.
Baby D
Well, I think that's what gay men are supposed to say.
Damaris
No, but, like, even bisexual, like, it's just a thing. Like, y' all men know what men like. Same thing with women. Women eat the best cooch.
Baby D
I know. I know a woman that will suck the lava out of that lamp right there. So I don't know.
Rory
And swallow it.
Baby D
Yeah. Like, I. So to me, she beats all of those. You talking about.
Damaris
Well, you haven't met them yet.
Baby D
Don't want to. Not looking forward to meeting those.
Rory
If that is, in fact, true. I. I will. I'll settle for the worst.
Baby D
Yeah, I'll take the worst.
Rory
I'll settle for women. Look, what you said. I know there's better out there, but I think I'll just settle.
Baby D
Sometimes you just need to be happy with what you have, baby.
Rory
Is it, like, all right, since it's like a bachelor outing, group chat. Is there, like, multiple holes on one wall, or is it one and you go one at a time?
Baby D
I don't know.
Rory
Like, how do they split up the group? Like, us three, then next three?
Baby D
Yeah. I don't know. What about the height? Like, what it feel like the height? Like there's different holes. Yeah. Got it.
Rory
This tall.
Baby D
Or they give you the yellow pages to stand on.
Rory
Never that horny.
Baby D
Imagine standing on a yellow pages to get your dick sucked.
Rory
Every. Everybody in here has had post nut clarity. Whether it be beating off or a girl you don't even find attractive. We've all been there. What type of post nut clarity would it be? Let's say you and the fellas is five. Five hoes there. These are your four best friends. He's getting married. We all stick our dicks in the hole at the same time. Let's just say you finished quicker than everyone.
Baby D
Right? What is that?
Rory
Post nut clarity. When you're standing with your dick soft in a hole after you've just nutted and four of your closest friends are still wrong. No, let's say you're in the middle. Let's say left and right.
Baby D
It's like a urinal. It's like being at a urinal.
Rory
Let's say you drew straws and you landed on the middle.
Baby D
It's like being at a urinal in the bathroom. Yeah. Fellas, after the movie's over, you know, the urinals are packed.
Rory
It is like a urinal because you can't make eye contact. You just gotta stay.
Baby D
You gotta. You gotta. Gotta stare at the tile. So you have to stare at the wall. You gotta disclose the wall stinks. Like, yeah, the glory hole is a bad idea.
Rory
All right, so I got. I typed in glory hole. NYC Yelp comes out the gate. Last updated July 2026. So we know we're getting something in real time. They're verifying my device.
Peach
Okay.
Damaris
All right.
Rory
Long Island City.
Baby D
Not far.
Rory
If we wait till 5pm Tribeca. There's one.
Damaris
But I thought that.
Rory
How do you feel about the Rainbow Playground Club?
Baby D
Sounds like a shitty joint.
Rory
It's a lot of Long Island City here.
Damaris
Well, that's why the strip clubs are, too.
Rory
I've been to almost every strip club in Astoria, Long Island City.
Baby D
He was in his middle.
Rory
I've never seen a glory hole. I've been in back rooms. I've never.
Baby D
That's because they had the coasters on them.
Rory
You couldn't see, like, it.
Damaris
A little pan. A pan hanging.
Rory
Imagine you put your drink down and just go through a hole.
Baby D
They block the glory holes with the coasters. After midnight, they take all the coasters up. That's when the real party starts.
Rory
Club Labyrinth. Theo, there's some nasty here on Elon Musk's Internet. There is NYC Glory Hole. There's a whole page on Twitter.
Baby D
They drop the low, like, every day. They move it.
Damaris
It's illegal.
Rory
It said, oh, this one says, NYC Glory Hole. And then in parentheses, I'm in Chicago at the moment.
Baby D
Oh, yeah. So I can't open the door.
Rory
Look at the Abbey. Look at the Abbey. It's a dude in a hole.
Damaris
Y' all are so.
Baby D
Yo, going to the glory hole is crazy, man. Yeah. Please do not go to the glory hole. Like, I don't. I would. I would hope that. No. No guy is visiting a glory hole. That's just. Those are the guys that will have sex with, like, those little. Like, the little toy we got. Like, it's the same. Like, that's just crazy to me.
Damaris
Well, we don't king shame, but however I do.
Rory
However, I can strongly kink Shame that
Damaris
as a future OnlyFans manager, you know, I always say I want to, like, manage only fans. If there were, like, five only fans creators who wanted to throw, like, a Glory hole party where he was every Single one of them behind a wall, but you don't know which one of them it is. And they all bad.
Rory
Yeah, but that's five fans. That's like. You're talking about, like, the big leagues. I. I don't think that's what him and the fellas is about to go do.
Baby D
Yeah, they.
Damaris
Oh, no, no, for sure.
Baby D
They going to a hole in the wall.
Rory
Like a glory hole in the wall. Who's the chick that makes, like, 40 million?
Damaris
That.
Rory
That NBA player who I assume was Shaq Black offer to take a virginity.
Damaris
Why would you put it like.
Rory
They're not. They're not linking that girl. Like, I'm sure the woman that's doing it, you're happy that you can't see her.
Damaris
Yeah, for sure.
Rory
There's a reason there's a wall.
Damaris
No. Yeah, no, for sure. I was just saying as an idea. That would be fire.
Baby D
Would you. You know what's a great idea?
Damaris
Mind y'.
Baby D
All.
Damaris
Y' all gave him no advice.
Baby D
I just don't do it.
Rory
You don't go and don't find a new group of friends.
Damaris
Well, find a new group of friends,
Rory
but leave the group chat.
Damaris
I would go, but I wouldn't put my, like, dick in the hole. Actually, don't go at all.
Baby D
What about a glory hole roulette, where it's like, they have, like, four beautiful women, right? And then, like, one guy, and then they go behind the wall, and you got it. You don't know who. You don't know which one is which?
Rory
Well, according to Damaris, you know, because one would have that fire.
Baby D
Whoever, whichever guy's like, oh, my God,
Rory
what a strong jaw.
Baby D
Sucking me through the wall again.
Rory
Oh, my God.
Baby D
Yo, a glory hole is crazy, man. I'm sorry. Any guy doing that is crazy.
Rory
I have advice, and this might be the first time ever I'm encouraging, breaking guy code. Like, I would. I would inform his wife, like, this is the guy you're gonna spend the rest of your life. This is like, he's willing to do this. He shouldn't raise your children.
Baby D
Yeah. Nah, that's wild.
Peach
Out.
Baby D
Don't do it, man. Tell your friends. Go do something else. I mean, just go to a strip club if y' all want to see tits and ass. And go to a strip club, bro. Just. Just do a regular, basic bachelor party, man. Get some strippers, have dinner, have some drinks, and just relax.
Damaris
I.
Rory
If I ever have a bachelor party, I don't really have any interest in, like, doing the stripper bachelor. I think I Think that was cool for like my dad's era? Because strip clubs weren't like, in everyday. Like, we eat at the strip club now. That's not like an event like, oh, this is my last night. You gotta go to strip club when I'm married.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
So what do you.
Rory
It's not that big of a deal anymore.
Damaris
What do you want for your bachelor party?
Baby D
I would hire like a Michael Jackson impersonator and just have him perform like greatest hits.
Rory
I was no, like, me and the fellas. Me and the fellas just walk through New York with Thriller playing. And he's like leading. He's in just like.
Baby D
Where's his back?
Rory
He's in the front. And we're on City B.
Damaris
Yeah, that
Rory
would be like that.
Baby D
Let's have fun, man. But that glory hole is. That's just weird, man.
Damaris
No, but I'm seriously asking. What would you guys want for your bachelor parties? Because I'll probably have to organize Rory's.
Peach
So what.
Damaris
What would you guys want?
Rory
Yeah, I guess. I mean, again, you can do the doctor thing already. I would. Honestly, this is going to sound corny. I would want to do something with my wife, my friends and her friends.
Damaris
Friends.
Rory
Like, if I were to do the stripper whore thing, I would. I would want my wife to be
Baby D
there with the strippers. Yeah.
Damaris
I always said that, like, I want me and my husband to like get our friends together. Get them drunk and what? Like sitting people watch our friends and like our friends mingle and see who sneaks off with it.
Rory
Like, let's make tomorrow's reception awkward because someone. Someone they shouldn't have.
Peach
Yeah.
Damaris
Yeah.
Rory
To me that.
Damaris
And then I'm gonna switch around like the. The walk. So now you gotta walk down the
Rory
hours them for the.
Baby D
Whoever you.
Rory
They already had a routine, a dance routine and everything. And now you switching cards.
Damaris
Yeah.
Baby D
Whoever you had sex with last night, that's who you walking down the out with.
Peach
Yeah.
Rory
And we're going to announce that.
Peach
Yeah.
Baby D
Announce you a hater. This couple, they last night for the
Rory
first time and in the group chat she said it was not good. Give it up, everybody. Quick pumper coming down the aisle. Oh, that would be funny. But yeah.
Peach
I don't know.
Rory
I think in this era, bachelor parties aren't that crazy.
Baby D
No.
Rory
Unless you're doing some Jordan Belfort.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Like you're paying a million dollars to try to as many women in one night.
Damaris
But we have one more bachelor party voicemail too, if you guys want to hear it.
Baby D
Everybody's getting married. This is the year. Just a season.
Rory
How could you top a Gloria?
Baby D
Let's see what's good.
Peach
Rory, Maul and Baby D, this is Lance from Brooklyn. So I got a question for you guys, just to see what y' all would do in this situation. So, my sister's getting married, right? And I'm a groomsman in the wedding. Me and her husband, we cool. We close. So we asked me to be a groomsman, right? And at the bachelor party, he was kind of. He was kind of wilding a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. We got little section in the club. We had some girls with us. Started off fine and cool. All we doing just dancing with them, drinking hookah and all that. And he brings a chick back to his car. Now, he said he ain't or nothing like that, but he just got some head now, as a man.
Rory
Oh, it's fine, though.
Peach
I get it, and I understand it. But as a brother, I'm a little tired about that because I know my sister, and I know that she, one, would not be cool with that, and two, she would never even think about doing anything like that for her bachelorette party or whatever. So I just want to know from y' all in that situation, would y' all be loyal to your sister and let her know what's up, Let her know what happened, or would you just bury that deep and keep it between y' all and never bring it up? Peace.
Baby D
And that's tough.
Rory
All right? And this is why, if you guys remember the conversation when I said, I feel like I should be in Damaris's wedding party because the brother always goes with, you know, the opposite sister ends up being a bridesmaid type thing because I'm snitching. If Damaris husband gets some head, then I'm. I'm. Knock, knock, knock, knock. Damaris, you know what he's doing. I'm soft in my always. There's no geico for me in that regard.
Damaris
I'm only telling if I think she gonna leave.
Rory
But where I would be nervous is sometimes you want to find out about your sister or your homegirl. They could have an arrangement, some freaky arrangement you don't even know about. And now you have egg on your face. Like, now you a little tattletale. And she's like. Like, yeah, he sent me the video. And you sitting there like, oh, I didn't know y' all was on that type of time. I didn't need to know that about you.
Baby D
Yeah, that's tough when you talk about your Sister, though.
Rory
I'm snitching.
Damaris
You telling twin? I'm telling her ma n. I tell twin.
Baby D
No, I think that. I think that I would try to like. Like, stop him from doing it, like, going forward with it.
Damaris
Well, he had already got his dick sucked and he caught him after the actual.
Baby D
Oh, yeah, Sister.
Rory
I'm guessing a little bit. Cuz I. I don't know if I'd want to ruin a wedding like that.
Baby D
That's what I'm saying. Like, it would. It could possibly ruin what is supposed to be one of the best days of my sister's life.
Damaris
Yeah,
Baby D
it's tough, man. Cuz you. I mean, your loyalty is obviously to
Damaris
your sister, but you wouldn't be. Ruined it. He did by getting head.
Baby D
Yeah, but you ruined it by. She wouldn't know if you didn't say nothing.
Damaris
Yeah, but. But then if they end up getting divorced because he's a cheater or. Or mad freaked out, she's just like, I just wish I would have known. And you sitting up there like, well, before the wedding. He did. She's like, you could have saved me years of heartache, this baby. You could have saved me a lot.
Rory
And that's what's. I'd be more mad at him outside of getting head. Like, why would you do it around me? Why would you put me in this position? Like, that's. Because you kind of have to let that slide for the day. But then if he's comfortable doing that the day before the wedding, he's probably gonna continue to do that around you because he thinks it's okay. I don't. I'm cool, but I ain't that cool. Like, do that by yourself or keep me out of this. Of course. But he's a grown man. He's gonna do whatever the he wants to do. Leave me the. Please do that away from me.
Baby D
Yeah, that's tough because that can go so many different ways. Like, if she. You tell your sister, she calls the wedding off. Essentially everybody in the family's looking at
Damaris
you like you ain't get your dick suck. He did.
Baby D
No, but it's just like, we're all here. We're all in the Bahamas. Whole family done flew down, and that's
Damaris
when you got to stand on your shit. Like, okay, well, my sister needed to fucking know. I'm sorry that was inconvenient for y', all, but my sister needed to know so that she didn't marry a fucking cheater.
Rory
And let's talk about how sick this guy, outside of getting Head before.
Baby D
But is it cheating on your bachelor night? Is that considered cheating or is that supposed to be like the unspoken thing?
Rory
I think it's the unspoken like yo,
Baby D
I don't want to know what happened at the bachelor party. Like is that.
Rory
But I can't live with that. I'm not having those rules. But she's not about to get that
Damaris
goes couple by couple. Because that's another thing. Because I might come to Rory and be like hey, whatever the happens on this night, don't tell me about it. I already know y' all gonna wild out. Don't tell me it right. I could be that type of person or I could be the type of person text me to play by play. It all depends on the wife. It depends on the relationship. It depends.
Baby D
But people actually getting married knowing that like yo, just last night you was somebody else.
Rory
Is it worth it?
Baby D
That's insane.
Damaris
Well most people don't do their bachelor's the night before anymore. The people have learned their lesson from that. Everybody's hungover drunk. Nobody wants to get married. It's usually done like a month before.
Rory
Now if you. If you have the I need the play by play wife one night is not worth. Life is short, but life is also long. If your wife is like that or don't don't go to a strip club. Yeah dude do a fellas brunch and if a few of them want to go off and do a glory hole that's their bit. Like if your wife is like that, what's what's worth that one night not worth it.
Damaris
Yeah it I guess it really all depends on. On the bride. Like it really does all depend head.
Rory
Yeah I just. But this guy's sick outside of the like telling your brother in law now don't worry, I didn't. I just got head is a sick thing to say to your brother. Yeah, I know you were worried. I didn't her though. And he's. Thank God now I'm not in the middle. I did get some head though.
Baby D
Yeah, there's.
Rory
It's the same thing.
Baby D
Yeah. You cheat on my sister. Yeah. I probably would have to tell my sister. Yeah, I'm on.
Damaris
You gotta beat him up though cuz now I gotta beat you up for the inconvenience cuz now I gotta have this uncomfortable ass conversation. I gotta whip you out with ass.
Rory
But then if you get in the weeds of it is. Is she a sex worker?
Baby D
Yeah,
Rory
there's a little bit of grace there. That's the role. It's that like, if he. If he brought his side chick to the bachelorette party and was getting head, I'd be like, this is probably a larger issue.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
Sex worker doesn't count.
Baby D
Okay.
Damaris
I'm trying to figure out if I would care if my husband got a head from a sex worker.
Baby D
Yes, she would.
Rory
When you have to wear a condom, who wants to get head with a condom?
Baby D
Yeah. Getting ahead with a condom is to risk a marriage.
Rory
I think I'm cool.
Baby D
Yeah, I'm cool. Keep that head.
Damaris
Yeah, no, I'm cool. That's why. It's just, like, I just want, Like, I don't want my husband to feel like. Like, this is the end. Like, no more fun. Like, nah, we. We lit, like, to the day we die, so you don't have to go and do some shit that you can't come back from. But some women are not like that.
Baby D
So, yeah, there's an agreement.
Damaris
That is your last night of fun.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
But I don't know when we men take that woman for granted too, though, because when we had Mandy on and she had just gotten out of her relationship, and she was talking about, like, they. They went to, like, sex clubs, and,
Damaris
like, man, he started the girl.
Rory
He was somebody behind her back when she's fine with him. Just tell me. But that's like, how you that up where she's like, yo, you literally, like, they could go and meet up without me, and I was cool with it. I just needed to know, like.
Damaris
But that's when we had the conversation about a lot of times, which I think, like, about cheating. Y' all think it's about. It's not about the sex. That's not what you're looking for. It's not about that because you can have the sex with the girl without the girl. As long as it's not about that. A lot of people like the thrill. A lot of people like lying in secrets. A lot of people like feeling like they're in control of something. Like, it's. It's so much bigger than the act of the sex.
Rory
Well, you. Well, then you don't deserve that unicorn, bro. If all it takes is just, hey, give me a heads up before you go. Someone. You don't deserve that unicorn.
Baby D
Yeah.
Rory
What an easy process, babe. I'll text you back and I'll just go, somebody. Okay.
Damaris
It's not fun. That's not fun to them.
Rory
That sounds like a blast.
Baby D
Yeah. They want to be sneaky.
Damaris
They want to be sneaky. They like to sneak. They, like, feel like they got one over they like the thrill. Like, it's not about that. It's the ego of, like, the. You're at home thinking, like, oh, this, this, and that. And it's like, I got one over on her. Like. Like, it's. That's why I tell people when you cheat. And, man, you take your ass to therapy because you don't. You think it's about being horny? Ain't about being horny.
Rory
That's the issue. Back to the hating. Beyonce. I hate Beyonce.
Damaris
It's something else, something deeper.
Rory
You got some problems.
Baby D
Yeah, I agree. Well, hopefully that helped.
Rory
It didn't, because he's just. Either way. Yeah, but I would have a talk with him. If you decide to not tell your sister. Cool. Not judging you. I would have a conversation with homie, though.
Damaris
Like.
Rory
Like, listen, I'm never gonna say anything, but moving forward, if we're gonna be cool, even if we go out, keep that far away from me. Don't talk to me about it, because then you put me in a position where I got.
Damaris
No, don't. You can't say. If I found out that my brother told my boyfriend, my husband, like, yo, if you gonna be. You know what I'm saying? You cheating. And keep that away from me. No, it should be, yo, that was your bachelor night. You enjoyed that, right? If I ever find out you cheated on my sister again, I'm gonna knock your teeth to the back of your throat. That should be the energy, not, yo, just don't let me find out about you dogging my sister. Word. Don't keep me out of it. Nah.
Rory
Ah, maybe we need to link the brother in law with the glory hole crew and, you know, maybe there'll be a better bachelor party than putting this gentleman in a compromising situation. Like we should. We should play matchmaker with bachelor parties and connect these two guys. You have the. The emails. Ryan just put us on CC and just, you know.
Damaris
Ma, can I come to your bachelor party? Yeah, I'm gonna come to Rory's. Yeah, me and Mitch could be the only girls.
Baby D
Nah, at my bachelor party, you and Mitch could be the only girls.
Damaris
Well. Well, like, with the bachelors. Not like with the bachelors. A bachelor party is supposed to be, like, for the fellas, and me and Mitch is the fellas.
Baby D
You think that you and Mitch will be the only women at my bachelor.
Damaris
No, I don't. Okay, you're. I'm talking about in terms of, like, the bachelors. I'm not talking about the hoes that's gonna be there. I'm talking about, like, as far as the bachelors. Like, like, we not on the other side of the fence. We on your side of the fence. Are you getting what I'm saying? Like, okay, so you, like him and all the groomsmen are going out. Me and Mitch is with the groomsmen. We not the hoes that y' all gonna have around.
Baby D
It would be other women around me, like homegirls.
Damaris
Oh, okay.
Baby D
Yeah.
Damaris
All right.
Baby D
Yeah, I got a lot of homegirls, like, real friends that would kill me if I didn't have them hanging out with me.
Damaris
Okay.
Baby D
My bachelor night.
Rory
Yeah.
Damaris
Oh, yeah.
Baby D
I know. I wasn't. I wasn't, like, saying that y' all would be the hoes.
Damaris
That's what I'm. I'm like, all right.
Baby D
No, I understood what you were saying, but I thought you were saying something. I'm like. Like, no, I don't understand what you're saying.
Rory
No, I want Damaris to strip at your bachelor.
Baby D
I don't. I don't want. I don't want Damaris.
Rory
It would make the workplace.
Baby D
It's a little awkward. I don't need that.
Rory
They. They. They open Sues for your bachelor party reopen.
Damaris
Oh, that would be fire.
Baby D
Nah.
Rory
What is. What is Sue's now? Is it like a Costco or something?
Baby D
It's just still there. It's just the same building. They didn't reopen nothing.
Rory
Oh, it's just abandoned. We should look at the price.
Damaris
That's.
Rory
We should move the studio there to Sue.
Baby D
On that note, let's get it out of here. His mind is going somewhere else. We'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe.
Rory
Be blessed.
Baby D
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Podcast: New Rory & MAL (iHeartPodcasts & The Volume)
This episode of New Rory & MAL is classic podcast chaos: breezy camaraderie, rambunctious hot takes, sports and music debates, cultural commentary, and the kind of unfiltered banter that fans have come to love. The show touches on everything from recaps of recent games and festival weekends, wild bachelor party scenarios, the latest in hip-hop and pop culture discourse (including new music and controversial lists), plus some strangely philosophical moments—all bookended by the episode’s titular “Glory Hole Roulette” dilemma.
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This episode is quintessential New Rory & MAL: rowdy, irreverent, and honest—the jokes flow fast, the sidebars spiral, but there’s always a core of earnest (if hilariously delivered) advice and insight. The crew’s rapport, Damaris’s biting humor, Baby D and Peach’s contributions, and Rory’s tendency to pull things back to deeper points on culture and relationships, make even the most absurd listener questions into standout moments.
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For listeners new and old, this episode is a perfect cross-section: sports, music, culture, absolute filth, and surprising moments of depth and real talk. The “Glory Hole Roulette” segment is as laugh-out-loud as it is informatively absurd, and the audience voicemails spark the kind of circular group deliberation that makes the show great.
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