New Rory & Mal: Best of 2025 | Part 1

Summary

New Rory & MAL – Best of 2025 | Part 1

Podcast: New Rory & MAL
Hosts: Rory, Mal, and Damaris (with occasional guest/friend chiming in)
Date: December 26, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode is a boisterous, unfiltered highlight reel from the "Best of 2025" – Part 1 edition, showcasing the irreverent banter, playable hot takes, and unexpected confessions that have fueled the New Rory & MAL podcast’s cult following. The crew opens up phone lines for a Valentine’s Day poetry contest, debates the state of modern music, delves into chaotic family structures, dishes out wild relationship stories, roasts modern celebrity antics, and closes with signature raunch and nostalgia. Through every topic, the humor, honesty, and chemistry between Rory, Mal, Damaris, and their rotating guest keep it real – and hilarious.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Valentine’s Day Poetry Submissions: The “Ride My Tongue, Sweetness” Saga

[02:51–07:04]

• The crew teases the first listener Valentine’s Day voicemail submission—a dramatic poem called "Merlot for Baby D."
• Listener Eric Crumble from Kansas City delivers a sultry, if unsettling, wine-themed love poem for Damaris ("Baby D").
  • Quote: “Your bouquet's fragrance in the anticipation of your taste moves men's palates to thirst. Eager to draw your full body closer... Ride my tongue, sweetness.” (Eric, 05:50)
• Immediate joking ensues about whether the submission is sweet, creepy, or Dateline material.
  • Damaris: “He sounds like his Adam’s apple big. And that’s a good sign.” (08:35)
  • Rory: “This is how you end up on the 10 o’clock news. Cause you don’t think this shit is creepy?” (07:59)
• Debate about contest rules and who is eligible for poems; Maul insists he doesn’t want any from men.
• Tone: hysterically incredulous, playful roasting

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2. Modern Music, TikTok Virality & “LiAngelo Ball is the Next Drake” Debate

[10:41–17:22]

• The crew debates whether the music industry is declining due to viral, shallow hits engineered for TikTok ("10-15 seconds and it's viral").
  • Maul on trend-chasing: “Every party is a fucking robot and is on their phones making selfie videos... Y’all are stupid robots.” (15:02)
• Rory admits they were trolling Maul in the group chat by championing LiAngelo Ball’s novelty single and comparing him to Drake.
  • “So what I’m saying is LiAngelo has the potential to be Drake.” – Rory (13:19)
• Maul laments the shifting landscape favoring virality over substance and the diminishing opportunities for “real” artists, referencing Ice Spice’s meteoric rise and “algorithm” celebrities.
• Damaris counters: generational complaints about the new wave in music happen every decade.

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3. Family Structure, Faux Cousins & Dating Ethics

[18:11–26:32]

• Conversation morphs into “play cousins” and “real cousins”—that blurred cultural distinction in Black (and other) families.
  • Rory: “White people don’t do that.” (18:19)
  • Damaris: “If you grew up feeling like you were, you can’t just turn that off.” (19:59)
• Maul admits that the “cousin” title becomes fuzzy as adults: "If you 35 plus years old and... y’all grew up, like, on some cousin shit... we still holding that cousin title?" (20:46)
• Damaris shares a personal story about finding out a potential romance was actually a blood cousin – “We were sad, bro. We were really sad about that shit.” (21:52)
• Maul jokes about “funeral hookups,” and how grief makes for strange bedfellows, morphing into a discussion of “funeral/repass sex.”
  • Maul: “You gotta know who died, who funeral we at. He would want me to. That’s my man right there.” (26:01)
• Segment ends with laughter about grieving, distraction sex, and Maul vowing to haunt Rory if he hooks up posthumously.
  • Mal: “If I die from a heart attack and you have sex the night of my funeral, I'm haunting you every day of your life.” (29:52)

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4. Sadness, Anger & Sex as Coping Mechanisms

[27:36–29:04]

• The hosts get candid about using sex to avoid emotional pain or process grief.
  • Damaris: “I would rather feel the sex than feel the feelings.” (28:11)
  • Rory: “That was a beautiful bar.” (28:19)
• Maul seems perplexed; Damaris and Rory agree distraction sex is a common (if unhealthy) tactic.

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5. Celebrity Antics: Kanye West’s Fall from Grace

[61:43–71:46]

• A sharp pivot into disgust with Kanye West’s latest rant (specifically, his insensitive tweets about the Diddy/Cassie abuse video, and his “merch” capitalizing on the scandal).
  • Rory: “Kanye West... you have daughters, you nasty motherfucker. This is disgusting. Yeah, it's gross.” (62:47, 63:04)
  • Mal: "This past rant is the one where I think his fanbase is now looking at him for the first time that I can remember and saying collectively like, nah, fam, you went a little too far with this." (65:17)
• They debate whether it’s a mental health issue or just selfishness and PR manipulation.
  • Rory: "This is not mental health. You're an asshole." (65:17)
• Both hosts declare they’re done supporting Kanye, with Rory adding: “I'm off the Kanye West support train at this point.” (71:46)

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6. Funny Relatable Mishaps: 42 Bananas, Grocery Fails & Gendered Shopping Stereotypes

[47:33–51:13]

• Maul recounts ordering six bananas from Uber Eats and getting 42 bananas instead (“six bunches” instead of six singles).
• Banter on delivery app incompetence and the gender divide in savvy grocery shopping.
  • Maul: "We need to just let the women handle the Uber grocery orders... Women know how to shop." (51:07)
  • All in jest—leans into classic “kitchen and grocery store” jokes.

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7. Celebrity Crush Nostalgia: The “Bathwater” Confessions

[77:33–84:09]

• Maul tells the story (complete with photo evidence) of telling Halle Berry as a teen: “I’d drink your bathwater.” (79:04)
• The squad debates which famous women’s “bathwater” they’d drink—Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, etc.—with playful, over-the-top detail.
  • Maul: “Through the straw—and not only through the straw, but the loop de loop straw that you get from like Six Flags with all the….” (83:36)
• Damaris and Rory chime in with their own picks and commentary; segment peaks with absurd imagery, all tongue-in-cheek.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Valentine’s Day poem submission:
  • "Ride my tongue, sweetness." (Eric, 05:50)
  • “He sounds like his Adam’s apple big. And that’s a good sign.” – Damaris (08:35)
• Music industry critique:
  • “Every party is a fucking robot and is on their phones making selfie videos... Y’all are stupid robots.” – Maul (15:02)
• On family:
  • “If you were raised like that, it doesn't matter.” – Damaris (19:27)
  • “If you grew up feeling like you were, you can’t just turn that off.” – Damaris (19:59)
• On funeral hookups:
  • “If I die from a heart attack and you have sex the night of my funeral, I’m haunting you every day of your life.” – Maul (29:52)
• Sex as distraction:
  • “I would rather feel the sex than feel the feelings.” – Damaris (28:11)
• Kanye West debate:
  • “Kanye West... you have daughters, you nasty motherfucker. This is disgusting.” – Rory (62:47)
  • “...this is not mental health. You're an asshole.” – Rory (65:17)
  • “This past rant is the one where I think his fanbase is now looking at him for the first time... and saying collectively like, nah, fam, you went a little too far with this.” – Maul (65:17)
• Bathwater Hall of Fame:
  • “I told her right there. I said, I drink your bathwater.” – Maul (79:04)
  • On glassware: “You go Strawberry flow and the straw. The loop de loop straw that you get from like Six Flags with all the….” – Maul (83:36)
• On mishap groceries:
  • "I had 42 bananas." – Maul (48:21)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 02:51 — First Valentine’s Day poetry submission (Eric Crumble, “Ride My Tongue, Sweetness”)
• 10:41 — Modern music, TikTok, and LiAngelo Ball as “the next Drake” debate
• 18:11 — Cousins, family titles, and romantic confusion
• 20:46 — Are play cousins still “cousins” as adults?
• 25:02 — Funeral/repass hookups & sex-as-distraction
• 27:36 — Sex as a coping mechanism for sadness and anger
• 47:33 — Maul’s Uber Eats banana fiasco
• 61:43 — Kanye West’s controversial rant and the crew’s collective break with Ye
• 77:33 — The “bathwater” confession (Maul to Halle Berry)

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Tone & Language

The episode stays true to the New Rory & MAL DNA: raw, hilarious, conversational, and sometimes raunchy—unfiltered NYC podcasting at its finest. The crew pokes fun at each other, embraces TMI, and brings cultural commentary that bounces between thoughtful, irreverent, and just plain wild.

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This summary captures the best, funniest, and most compelling moments of the episode for both longtime fans and new listeners eager to catch up on the New Rory & MAL experience.

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The volume.

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Wait, now, hold on, because I have a. We have our first voicemail submission for the Valentine's Day.

[B]

Really?

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Oh, we starting out the gate. I thought. I thought we're going to play them all on Valentine's Day. Should we give a little. Just a little tease for people to.

[A]

Still submit to play them all on Valentine's Day?

[C]

What? No, we can tease this one because.

[B]

Yeah, but what is this really good and like. Like, we just going to not, like, consider it for, like.

[C]

No, it could set the tone that everyone that comes after this is trash.

[B]

Okay, I like this.

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This could set the tone.

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Oh, now you're using your soaking.

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This could be a promo. I'm with that for the first one.

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Okay.

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But you guys do still have two weeks almost.

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Yeah.

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To submit.

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No, it. It ends. You have until February 11th. Yep.

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Okay. February 11th. So you have some time. You even have a weekend, right?

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You have a week. Yeah, got a week.

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I gotta write my freestyle. Y' all can write y' all shit to take me and Mall out. They were upset. I wrote. One of the rules that we came up with is that, you know, you can't try to. There's only one submission per person, so you can't try to shoot at me and shoot at mall. Like the buys. They can't try to get both of us.

[C]

Yeah, you have to pick. Pick a gender.

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Yeah, I said pick a struggle.

[B]

Pick a struggle.

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Dating me and dating Ma. Pick a struggle, babe.

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Yeah, that'd be a rough one.

[B]

Wait, wait. What y' all trying to say right now? Why would that be a rough one?

[C]

That's someone that was dating you and Baby D at the time.

[B]

Same time.

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Yeah, I think we can all say that.

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That's a 13th and 14th reason. But we gonna roll the voicemail and listen to this young man's submission. I haven't heard it yet. I just heard him say that he was submitting, so I'm excited.

[C]

Okay.

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Hello, crew. My name is Eric Crumble from Kansas City.

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Did he sing Chocolate Rain?

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The pod watched you guys from day one. Listen to you guys as well.

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He got the voice.

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You're phenomenal. This is a Valentine's message for my favorite.

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Pause for a second member is this. This must be one of those 40 year olds that was in your TikTok. DMS for sure. Don't do that.

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I don't think so.

[C]

He recorded this on a Bluetooth in his ear.

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I heard his voice and I was like, oh, his voice is pretty deep.

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This is the bone Collector. I saw that movie y' all talking about.

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I should bring a gun when I drive.

[B]

Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? He drives a taxi and kills his victims. Go ahead, Myers. I'm quite a connoisseur of wine. My favorite serial killer.

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A nice Merlot.

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Okay.

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And this is a poem entitled Merlot for Baby D. Okay. Is it me or is it the place where we amidst fields of plum and oak, Shimmering texture bends with agility as you dance. Supply, I spin, you watching earnestly you.

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Say, Supply lay set, flow from origin finishing at eternity.

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Your bouquet's fragrance in the anticipation of your taste moves men's palace to thirst. Eager to draw your full body closer to me.

[C]

He said he was eager.

[B]

Ride my tongue, sweetness.

[C]

He went left.

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I am.

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Yeah, the cops just raided his house mall. They kicked the door in.

[B]

Ma.

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You wasn't feeling his wine tasting? Yo, Damaris is the vineyard in that. You ain't catch them.

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He said my bouquet's fragrance. Yo, come on now.

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Yo, man. Oh, my God. Baby D. I was crushing grapes. I will never let Baby D go anywhere with that, man. Are you kidding me?

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Stop. No, because I do want people to send in good poems.

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Baby D. I want people to sing good poems in, too. That wasn't a good poem.

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Yes, it was.

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It was a good poem. It was. The delivery made me.

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What was good about that Bone?

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He had. He had some entendres, but let me check my.

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He had some entendres.

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My pedophile app that I. What's his name and address? Cause he's definitely on that.

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No, I don't think so. I mean, I was, you know, the offender. Watch the. The riding of the tongue at the end. I think he. He jumped off the bridge a little bit, but I think before that he.

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Had a wet dream while he was awake. Ride my tongue.

[C]

So he nutted.

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Ride. Ride my tongue. Eight Ps Cl. Ride my tongue, sweetness. Ride my tongue.

[C]

Is this Bubba from Forest Gump?

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Ride my tongue, sweetness.

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Sounds like junk coffee, yo.

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It's some sick in the world, man. I'm telling you.

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You can't make fun of the people aren't going to want to submit.

[B]

All right, I'm sorry. Yo, that was amazing, dog. You got to send like. If you.

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If we genius that and like, get the lyrics. He. He was talking some.

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He just.

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How he presented it was a little creepy.

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All right, so that's what I'm laughing at.

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I don't think it was creepy. He called a voice, baby.

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This is how you end up on the 10 o' clock news. Cause you don't think this shit is creepy?

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Well, we. How. No, this is what I'm saying.

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You gonna walk right into it. Okay. What time you wanna pick me up? Boop. Right upside your fucking ass. Now you in the trunk in a fucking Glad fucking garbage bag.

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Well, he's not. What I'm saying is, it wasn't like it was uninvited. We told him to write a poem. Yeah, Some Rizz with some Riz, if you wanna take me out. He called the number and did what we asked him to do.

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Yeah, but we didn't ask him to put that filter on there.

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That's his.

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Ride my tongue, sweetness. What is that shit? Ride my tongue, sweetness. You jacking that.

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You feeling that?

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He sounds like his Adam's apple big. And that's a good sign.

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She gonna end up in the trunk. I'm telling you, this is what's gonna happen with Baby D. Look at what she's interested in.

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Well, Rory's driving us around.

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He gonna end up in the trunk with you. Soon as I go pick this wig nigga up. Like both of y' all in the truck talking about how we gonna get outta here. Yeah, both of y'.

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All. Like you set her up home. Like I could just. You. I would never do that. I'll bring my gun.

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Yo, that dude is. He's from where? Peach is from Kansas City.

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So is he gonna fly if he wins? Like, is he gonna. Because I'm down to drive and pay.

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For the meal, but he ain't gonna fly.

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People who aren't in there, who are.

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In the tri state area or like, immediately close to us, we'll give them a prize. It won't be the date, but.

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Okay.

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Yo, that is funny as I think.

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That was a good way to pop it off.

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He set the. He set the bar. He set the tone. He said he ain't not bullshitting. Somebody got. Who gonna be Rob My tongue. Who gonna beat that?

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He like. He on time and he got straight to it.

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You feel me?

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And if you've been to a winery, there was a. There was some word play there. Fact, he went kind of crazy. He called her.

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He called Plum and Oak. Plum and Oak.

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You know what I think this is? I think this is hate, because I don't think I've. I've went through the voicemails. Is there any from all yet? They're all for Baby D. Not any for more yet. You can't even get these chicks to rhyme.

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Yo, thank y' all Appreciate it.

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Dudes, too, though.

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Appreciate it.

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Dudes, too. Yeah, you can't even get the fellas to rhyme for you.

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I'm cool. Thank you. This is America.

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Will you listen to any of the poems that the. The fellas send for you, though?

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For the merch? It don't gotta be a date, but for the.

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For the.

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For the gift.

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Baby. D, one thing I can promise you is if any nigga send a poem in here for me, we are not listening to that.

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Okay? Facts.

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We playing that shit out of pile.

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Me and Damaris will listen to it live on air when Maul goes to the bathroom.

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Okay, yeah, yeah. I won't. I won't sit here. I'm not listening to that. Because if a dude call and tell me to ride his tongue, we gonna have a problem. Like, y' all want content.

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What's the issue? It's for art purposes.

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Yeah, I know art.

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Back to Kanye, his wife, everything.

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Yeah, I get it. No worrying now. You know Rory don't like albums.

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Wait, what do you mean, I don't like albums?

[B]

I don't like albums? I. When's the last time you liked an album?

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Put your mic in front of your face, please.

[B]

Yo, talking to me in 2025. Put your mic in front of your. Put your mic in front of your face.

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Yo, what you mean was the last time I liked an album? I like music. It's you guys that think music is in the.

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It is.

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I think there's great music. Well, we just. We did.

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Our 20 executives and label heads will tell you it's in the.

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Well, that's. I mean, that's.

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Yeah, go ahead. That's a mighty.

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That's a money thing.

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Money thing.

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Yeah. Oh, you mean, like, the art is still alive?

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Yeah.

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No, y' all sitting on here's Angelo Ball. Yeah, let's talk about that. Let's talk about that group chat last night you interrupted. Look, I'm going. I'm doing my juice cleanse, so I'm trying not to get too worked up. You know what I'm saying? Here you go. Last night, I was gonna bring it up.

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Glad you did.

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In the group chat, here come Rory and DJ Drama and Don Cannon and.

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All these guys calling him Don is funny even.

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And all these guys texting, talking about, yeah, man, you know, man, this shit is a hit, man. And I'm like, look, this is what's wrong. This is why every year y' all keep saying rap is dying. Cause look at the shit that y' all champion and y' all push there's.

[C]

Worse songs out, though, so it's not.

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I'm not saying it's not.

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We were, like, purposely trying to piss Mall off a little bit, but then.

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And it worked.

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Yes.

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And I hate when it works, because.

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Once we saw that it was working, we leaned all the way into it, and I even. You know, he was like, l Ball started blending.

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He even put on his fucking serato and started blending the liangelo Ball record with.

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With Canon by L. Like, this is the.

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I'm dealing with at night in the group text, I'm like, okay, so y' all just have. And then I had to ignore them because I knew what they was trying to do.

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It sounds off. It was a joke in the group.

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No, for sure. For sure.

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It wasn't a serious blend.

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Yeah.

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But it was so easy. We were actually gonna have a serious conversation. But, you know, when someone in the group chat starts to get upset, you have to make them even more upset. I had even brought up the fact once Mauled said, it's liangelo Ball, like, are we serious? What about real artists? I said, at one point, there was Wheelchair Jimmy from the grassy, and he was making music on MySpace, and all of us were like, yo, what. What's going on with hip hop, man? So I'm. What I'm saying is LiAngelo has the potential to be Drake.

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That is what y' all was saying. That. That's exactly what y' all was trying to say in the chat. Y' all was trying to, like, piss me off, and I'm like, all right, man. Y' all have at it, man. I'm not even. I'm not. I'm not reading, and I'm not responding no more to it. Fuck it, man. I'm choosing peace in 2025.

[C]

Okay, but when we did get serious to what Damaris was kind of saying just now, why are we drawing the line at LiAngelo Ball?

[B]

I'm not.

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I think it's a catchy record. Do I think it's incredible? No, but people that are not real artists have been making shitty hip hop since I was born. Like, I'm not Now mad that LiAngelo Ball has one song that's kind of catchy.

[B]

No, but this is. But. But the issue that I have with it and cool. Shout out to LiAngelo Ball. Glad he got a record. But my thing is, then you'll sit here and say, artists like Ice Spice and all these people that they champion is terrible, and it's bad for music, and it's fucking you putting out bullshit music and you're giving all these quote unquote artists that aren't even artists. These looks that real artists can't get, that real artists can't don't have the opportunity to, you know, have. And this is why, because you have a record now that is catchy for the first 12, 12, 15 seconds on TikTok. And then now it's like, oh, Rolling Loud. Oh, this. And then you got real music. Guys in a group chat with me talking about like, nah, that shit going to go, man. Get the fuck up.

[C]

They're also DJs and know what will play at a party.

[B]

That drama is not playing at a party. After. After those 15 seconds, nobody wants to hear that song.

[C]

I think because of the moment. At a party that would work right now. I'm not saying for the rest of the year, like this song is going to stick around, but that if that played at a party this weekend, everyone would be happy about it. Wouldn't play all three minutes. But that is because everybody at the.

[B]

Party is a fucking robot and is on their fucking phones making selfie videos and they want to just jumping the algorithm. Welcome being of playing the record. Like, you all are stupid robots.

[A]

Oh, get off my lawn, Youngins.

[C]

That's what the you sound like.

[B]

That's exactly what I sound like. And y' all sound stupid with this new music y' all trying to make.

[C]

But when he was in the group chat bringing up Rolling Loud and I'm not here to.

[B]

Y' all brought it up. Oh, first of all, peace. Posted the flyer in our group chat.

[C]

Okay? That's what it was. All right. Either way, I'm not here to on Rolling Loud. But Rolling Loud definitely focuses on moment. On the moment was talking like they picked l' Angelo Ball for the Blue Note Festival in San Francisco that's hosted by Chappelle and Erykah Badu.

[B]

That's not how I was talking.

[C]

It's Rolling Loud. They let anyone that has a moment be on that. That list. They do it. They do it bi weekly.

[B]

And that's the problem.

[A]

But that's.

[B]

That's why the music.

[C]

But that's Rolling Loud.

[B]

That's why the music business.

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Internet moments.

[B]

That's why the music business is suffering. That's why our culture. That's why hip hop is suffering. I don't. And y', all, we can joke about it. Listen, I don't give a fuck. Because I listen to old shit anyway. I listen to old classic albums more than I listen to any of this new shit. So it means Nothing to me. If y' all want to keep listening to this viral shit and this. That's only hot for 20 seconds of a song have. I'm just telling you, don't complain when you're trying to put a real artist out with real music, real bars, real substance, and nobody picks up on it. Just don't. You cannot be mad at it when you are championing and pushing in the 20 seconds of a song. After that, when you get to the verse, nobody can even tell. Nobody can't even quote a bar this. Nobody even knows what he's saying.

[A]

But every generation has done exactly what you're doing. Like, my father did that with the Soulja Boy in them, and his father did that shit with hip hop. Like, every generation complains.

[B]

But it's different, though, because this generation, now, they're only making music to capture 10 to 15 seconds of a song. Yeah, that's it. So when you talk about yo, only 10 to 15 seconds needs to be catchy. So we can put it on social. So we can put it on, you know, and it goes viral. Now you're talking about completely changing the way artists, number one, go in and create a song. And then now how the labels are marketing an artist. And then now you talking about going to rolling on the stage, performing, like, what do we like?

[C]

But Ice Spice did Munch well before she was ever ready at Rolling Loud, the song had been out for, like, two weeks.

[B]

And we talked about that, and we said how uncomfortable she looked on stage. We had to watch her develop in real time, and we had to keep throwing her on stages. People keep recording her, saying, look how bored she looks, look how uninterested she looks. We had to keep seeing that. And then now you get an on the radar freestyle where she's talking about she had to sleep with bugs on her pillow, like, trying to tap in and really hit, like, the. It's like, yo, what are we. And y' all sitting. We sitting here watching this shit, and everybody just gonna laugh at it. But it's the fact that, yo, she's getting looks and she's getting pushed in the algorithm where an artist that's a real artist can't get that look because everybody's so enamored with this 10 to 15 seconds of what somebody is saying. It's a viral moment. Okay?

[C]

From the outside looking in. I think you guys misuse all family nouns and adjectives.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

We do. White people don't, though.

[C]

The amount of. The amount of times someone to say, that's my cousin. And then I ask, like, where in the family tree is? Like, no, we're not related at all.

[A]

That's my mama best friend's son. That's my cousin. How you don't know that?

[B]

That get tricky, though. Cousin get tricky. Ma, cousins do get. I'm just saying. Cousins get tricky is what I'm saying.

[C]

How are we get tricky?

[B]

Yes, we do that. We. You're right. I don't want to seem like I'm debating you that you're right. But it get tricky with cousins, though, because I know some people that I really thought was blood cousins for years. Like, for you, I'm like, oh, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Not really. Like, I. I have no. We just lived in the same building.

[C]

I'm like, I have play cousins. Like, to the point that once I got older and, like, learned what that really was, I was shocked. I was like, well, that can't be my cousin. Yeah, my dad was like, that's your cousin? That's. Yeah, that's Uncle Kevin's son. That's not my.

[B]

Yeah, but I hate when the cousin. I hate when she fine and she, like, hold that cousin, too. It's like, we not cousins.

[C]

Y' all are kissing cousins.

[B]

No, we never kiss, but I want to kiss. Like, we not real. Like, let that. We 30 plus years old, 40 years old.

[A]

If you were raised like that, it doesn't matter.

[B]

We not cousins, man. Let.

[A]

That's weird, Ma.

[B]

I ain't seen your mother in 22 years. We not cousins.

[A]

That's weird. It's weird. I get what you call it's weird.

[B]

If you were. If you a kid. Teenager, I understand that. But if you 35 plus years old and you see a girl that you ain't seen in years, but y' all grew up, like, on some cousin shit and you just bump into her in a party somewhere, we still holding that cousin title.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

We not. We not cousin.

[A]

But if you grew up feeling like you were, you can't just turn that off.

[B]

Yeah, but I grew up feeling a lot of that. My parents and everybody's like, you're not your cousin. I'm like, word. All right, cool. It's my cousin. You gotta roll with it. What? I'm gonna say, no, that ain't my cousin, and I'm 12 years old. All right, that's my cousin. Come on, we're going outside.

[C]

What if you're unsure and then years later you see her, you still gonna beat.

[B]

No, I'm not saying I want. I'm a beat. But it's like, If. If you see a girl that you grew up with.

[C]

I'm saying, what if it's questionable. You're not quite sure if she's blood or play cousin.

[B]

How would I not be sure? I would know by now. No, Roy, just talking stupid as an adult. I would know if she's my blood cousin or not. I'm talking about you grew up in a certain way where it was like, you know, y'. All. Your mom and her mom was cool, close, and all of that. Y' all come over to all the family functions. Oh, yeah, that's your cousin, 34, at the bar. I see you at the. At the club. We not cousins, man, stop. Stop calling me your cousin.

[A]

You being weird. You can't do.

[B]

I'm not. I'm not saying I'm flirting. I'm just saying stop calling me your cousin. You know my cousin, so why you.

[A]

Want her to stop being flirt if you're not flirting, why you want her.

[B]

To stop calling me not cousins? I'm just saying. Stop. We ain't got to do that no more.

[A]

That's.

[B]

No, we ain't got to act like cousins no more. We grown.

[C]

Trying to see it from your perspective, but he horny.

[A]

That's his perspective.

[B]

I'm just saying we not cousins.

[C]

I'm trying to shoot him bail because in my scenarios with this, all of them would Are white women. So I never even looked at them that way.

[B]

Yeah, you don't.

[C]

So, yeah, I don't know. Maybe there could have been a time where that scenario.

[B]

I'm not saying we got to go somewhere and have. I'm just saying we not cousins.

[A]

Let's stop. I was. I found out I started dating this guy. Never had sex with him, but we had started, like, talking to each other. I don't even wanna say dating. And, like, we found out we were cousins, and we were, like, trying to. Like, we did the digging. Like, we started calling our parents. Like, it's just like, play cousins, right? And they was like, no, nigga. Like, your parents are first fucking cousins, dog. Like, it's clipped for you.

[C]

Cosmos removed, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

We were sad, bro. We were really sad about that shit.

[B]

You were sad that y' all was real cousins.

[A]

He still. He still.

[B]

See, I think that's crazy, but.

[A]

Cause we liked each. Like, we did like each other. But then we thank God nothing ever happened. We never kissed or anything like that, but it was like, that nigga still be commenting on my pictures. Like, cousin, cousin.

[B]

Yeah, I know. See, you gotta watch somebody.

[C]

Like, that's like calling her twin when you try to fuck. That's my twin.

[B]

Yeah. Like, nah, nah, we not doing that. You ain't doing. We not cousins. Don't do that.

[C]

I told one of y' all off mic when I did my 23andMe shit, that I was going through it, and there was a few. Few little yts in there, and I was looking like, all right. Fourth cousin once removed. I went through the chart. I'm like, all right, man. We shared, like, great, great, great grandmother, sister.

[B]

Could be.

[C]

No, that's all good.

[B]

That's all good. You know the white shit. No, I know some. I know some of us that did that, too, though.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Absolutely. For sure. It happens. We not cousins. I'm talking about. We have no blood. Don't give me that, Damaris. We're not cousins. But if.

[A]

But if Auntie and Unc was. So listen, because I've had some cousins where it's like, my uncle was dating this girl for 10 fucking years. He damn near raised her child. That was my cousin. And then they. Bro. But she's still around. Cousin's still around. You can't grow up and then try to hit on me. That's weird. We related.

[C]

Yeah, we.

[A]

That's weird. All right.

[C]

My, my.

[B]

But what you mean, grow up, though? Like, if I only seen you. No, no, I'm saying. I'm saying if I only seen you on, like, every Thanksgiving.

[A]

No, I mean, like, in the summers, we played together. You was there at least Thanksgiving and Easter. Thanksgiving, Easter, and in the summer, we playing. We cousins.

[C]

I. And again, I'm trying to tell you.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[C]

Just say you want to your cousin.

[B]

No, no, no, no. That's not. That's not. That's not what I'm saying.

[C]

That's the vitilago.

[B]

I'm just trying to figure out. I'm just trying to figure out, because it's like, it got to be some type of. Like, we gotta. We gotta revise these rules, man.

[A]

That girl gotta be fine. Ma is up.

[B]

No, I'm not even talking. It's past her. I'm just saying in general, like, we gotta. When does it stop? Like, when do we stop acting like we really cousins? When you want to be. No, I'm just saying, if I only saw you, like, on the holiday. Come on, fam. What we doing here?

[C]

All right.

[A]

You got brothers and sisters you only see on the holiday. They still your brothers and sisters.

[B]

That's different, though. That's blood. I'm talking about no blood. We ain't got no blood in our. We just. Your mother and my mother was close friends growing up. Like, you come to certain events the family had. We see each other. Oh, okay, cool. You know, once you get to high school, you don't see that girl no more. She got her own life. You in high school now. Now you got your own. Y' all may see each other at a funeral.

[C]

Maybe.

[B]

Maybe, you know, when it gets to, like, I only seen at the funeral. And then if you having, like, baby showers or a baby shower.

[C]

Look at Maul using grief as an aphrodisiac.

[B]

I'm just saying, man, we gotta revive. Let's revise these rules.

[A]

Y' all ever got some funeral pussy?

[B]

What do you mean, like, after a funeral?

[C]

Yeah, of course not. My cousin.

[A]

Yeah, thank God.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

You saying of course. Like, that's just normal shit.

[B]

I'm just saying because it's a lot of, you know, it's women around that, you know, just friends of the family. Like, hey, how you doing? You know, I mean, condolences, prayers, and all of that.

[A]

They got the black dress, then you.

[B]

Got the repass, you know, the dj. You got the food, little drink, drinks. Yeah, you got. We outside, you know, we all talking, laughing, memories. And after eating, then it's like, oh.

[C]

Where you live at?

[A]

You live up there?

[B]

Yeah, I gotta drive that way. Yeah, I drop her off. No problem. All right.

[C]

After hookah, henny, and wings, people are now we drawing the line at repass pasta.

[A]

Nah, after. After repass, cold ziti and cold fried chicken wings is crazy.

[B]

Why? Why is that? See, why is that crazy?

[A]

Because. What, like, you not grieving like, he had cancer.

[B]

We was expecting it. Like, now, if it's my cousin that got hit by a car, that's different. That's some tragic. But, like, this was battling cancer for seven years. He's a warrior. Let's salute him. Send him off in the sunset. But I'm horny. Like, I'm trying to. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if it was me in that box and he met Shorty, he be trying to knock it out, too.

[C]

Listen, I was.

[B]

You got to know who died, who funeral we at. He would want me to. That's my man right there.

[C]

I was sad when my grandmother passed, but she was 93 with dementia.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[C]

It was only a matter of. She lived a beautiful life.

[B]

Like, listen, we gonna send granny on into the. Into the sunset, and what time you ready to. You know, I mean, we. What time we leaving? Let's get out of here.

[C]

How early can you make a move on your girl when she's grieving?

[B]

It depends on who it is.

[C]

I think that day. Nah, a distraction.

[B]

If it's. If it's like, again, if it's tragic, some shit that just happened, you know.

[A]

People dying from cancer is tragic too, right?

[B]

Yeah, but it's like, if this nigga fought for seven years, it's like, yo, fam, go ahead.

[A]

But they gave him six months to live. He's staying alive. Seven years.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[C]

You had seven years to grieve. How about this crying shit?

[B]

Yo, they gave him six months and he. He's been seven years. This nigga's a soldier. We gotta. We gotta honor him and Dennis. But it ain't gonna be sad. It's gonna be like, yo, he fought yo ma, please. Right or wrong. Now if it's somebody that we was just with, God forbid. Cause I've been in a situ. And drive home and he get into a car accident. Tragic. We fucked up. Like, damn. We was just together. But if I watch this man fight cancer for seven years, and they gave him six months. Seven years ago to live. We gotta. It's a part. It's a celebr. That's a celebration of life. This nigga fought.

[C]

Okay, so how many. How many days after the car accident now?

[B]

You'll be up for a while. One of your friends died in a car accident. That is. I don't even think your dick work after that. Like, if it's your man, like, your homie, homie, you can't get horny after that.

[C]

Maybe this is a mental health topic because I've just been so depressed my entire life that I. I. When I'm sad all the time. Yeah, that's kind of like, it's not really gonna change.

[A]

That's my distraction.

[B]

You, when you sad, that's my distraction. Oh, you are psychos.

[C]

I have. Some of my worst bodies are because I was sad and. Yeah, you try to fuck through this assassin.

[B]

Yo, being sad and trying to be horny at the same time. How does that work?

[A]

It's a distraction. I've been so angry and upset with a nigga and still, like, slept with him just for the distraction. I wanted to distract myself from him. And it was still. That was that. I would rather feel the sex than feel the feelings.

[B]

Yo, that is crazy.

[C]

That was a beautiful bar.

[A]

That's not healthy. That's not healthy.

[C]

That was gorgeous.

[A]

It's the truth, though.

[B]

Having sex when you angry at the dude? Like, because you rather feel the feeling of sex than what you're mad at.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Awful.

[C]

This is why Better Help doesn't have you on the ads, bro. You just don't understand sadness.

[B]

No, I do. Like, be.

[C]

That's a pretty common.

[B]

No, I'm saying be sad.

[C]

Be that.

[B]

Don't try to be sad and horny.

[A]

Like, sometimes people don't want to feel the sadness.

[C]

Yeah, some people are. Are so deep in the sadness with a partner that they're taking. Just trying to find the happiness and height and distraction of it. We're great sexually.

[B]

Well, I mean, if you want to.

[C]

Chemistry is great there. So let's please avoid this tragic situation that we're in and just go with. It's not healthy.

[A]

Because if I go home and actually think about how I feel about you, we're going to have to break up. And I don't feel like going through that shit right now.

[C]

So. Not a healthy strategy. We're not.

[B]

Yeah. So why not? Like, no, I'm not Work out or something? Like, why go to the.

[A]

I'm working out.

[C]

Yeah, but that ain't worked out.

[A]

You ever worked out more. Well, you do work out, so.

[C]

Yeah, worked out is a crazy question.

[A]

You know, when you work. See, when I work out, I think I don't want to think. I'll be on that treadmill thinking a million 18 different thoughts. I don't want to think.

[B]

When I'm thinking, yeah, I'll be on that feeling. Chest pains, hoping I ain't a heart attack. That's what my thinking is happening. I'm like, damn, I'm out of shape. But is this. Is this it? Is this is where I end?

[A]

Like, is this how.

[B]

Like, is this it? Like, should I get off of this?

[C]

Okay. And in the event that that happened, I would say, yo, Maul knew what he was doing on that treadmill. I'd fuck the next day.

[B]

See, that's crazy.

[A]

That's what. That's what you.

[B]

Are you dying from a heart attack?

[C]

You had a great life. You knew what you was doing on that treadmill.

[B]

Rory, if I die from a heart attack and you have sex the night of my funeral, I'm haunting you every day of your life. I'm knocking shit over in your kitchen every fucking night. You ain't gonna fit. You. What if you gonna have to move?

[A]

What if he crying while he in it?

[B]

Oh, no. That's some psycho shit. I gotta leave him alone. Like, that's. I'm gonna be like, well, he's sicker than I thought he would.

[C]

But then it would contradict all of Maul's morals. Cause if he's in that room, haunting me while I'm fucking, that's gay. What you doing? What you looking at me for, bro?

[A]

You want to see my dick even.

[B]

In the afterlife now? He gonna call me a gay ghost now? I'm a homosexual ghost and shit, right? See, this is crazy. I'm just laughing because you trying to have sex the day I died is wild. You're dead.

[C]

That ain't your choice.

[B]

You think if you died tomorrow, I would have sex this week, you would call me gay?

[C]

If I made any sexual decision based off you, that's a fact.

[B]

But I'm just saying, if you die, this. You think I'm having sex the week.

[C]

I turn my girl away? Like, nah, I can't do it tonight, man. We gotta. We gotta think about more. You would look at me like, yeah, that's word. I can't say.

[B]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[A]

If I die, you better new better. Not for a while, man.

[B]

Listen, I'm taking your sister right to the crib.

[C]

Yo, you.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie. I'm saying she might just need some time away.

[C]

You got a few friends. I didn't dm. Just out of respect. Yeah, that's crazy.

[B]

I would ask your sister, like, yo, you good. You know what I'm saying? You need a ride home. You straight. You know what I mean?

[A]

You need a ride home. You in her city.

[C]

Yeah, you need a ride home.

[B]

She might still might need a ride. The other car she came in might be full. Like, yo, could you.

[C]

And I would use the crazy grief, Riz. Like, yo, let's. We should just be together tonight. Because I need to be next to someone that felt the same way about Damaris that I did. Like, even if we just sit in silence, we both have the same full heart for her, so it'd be nice to be around someone.

[A]

But if I say that to Hop, I'm wrong, right? If Ma died from a heart attack, I say that to Hop.

[B]

I'm wrong. No, not at all.

[A]

I'm wrong, right?

[B]

Not at all. I'm not one of those.

[C]

Why you bring Hop into this?

[B]

No, not at all.

[A]

I love Hop.

[C]

Fucking Hop after Maul's funeral is fucking insane.

[B]

Listen, man. You know? Listen, live life, man. Have fun. Cause if it was me, I'd do it. Y' all know how I went out. If it's me, I'd do it. So go ahead, have fun.

[C]

Hey, Hop, you ain't had no seat on your bicycle and now you fucking Damaris after Ma's funeral?

[B]

Yeah, real shit. While y' all playing fucking right?

[A]

Yo, how did we get here?

[C]

Okay, we were supposed to talk about snl. I don't know how the fuck we just got down this path.

[B]

Snl. Dave Chappelle. So Dave Chappelle hosted snl picturing leaving.

[C]

The Repass and seeing Hop and Demera's.

[A]

You asked me if I need a ride.

[B]

I'm, like, taking that ride home.

[C]

It's a Uber.

[B]

Yeah, you going the same way.

[A]

Biggs. Biggs would snatch me by my motherfucking hair and pull me out the car. He would violate.

[B]

I know he wouldn't.

[A]

He won't play a hate for what me.

[B]

Them niggas know how I gave it up. Nobody's doing that. It's okay.

[C]

No, what is even funnier in this scenario is that Damaris may think that she about to get some dick and a hop, take her to studio to listen to Mad Libs.

[B]

I got Hop twisted.

[C]

Hop going right to engine room to play you some beats.

[B]

He gonna play you some beats. He gonna get right in that engine room. You go ahead and think that you rather go up there and hear some unreleased Kanye verses.

[A]

Shout out to Hop and Biggs. This is all you know.

[B]

That's a fact. Shout out. Don't think. You go in the engine room to listen to some music, I'm gonna let you know. What will he be doing, Yo?

[C]

Snitching on your brother.

[B]

Studio. Who ain't in the studio? Who doesn't?

[C]

I've never in the studio, but I don't really get pissed.

[B]

All right, man. All right. I know. I know what I. No, no, you never get. I know. Dave Chappelle. Snl, bro.

[C]

Wait, why is it crazy?

[B]

I'm just saying. All right, man. All I said was. Okay. I told you 2025. I want to hear all the lies. I'm here for it.

[C]

Wait. I would fuck in a studio if I had the opportunity.

[B]

I know you would, but I haven't. No, I know.

[C]

Well, who am a fuck child?

[B]

I have no idea. I have no idea who you.

[A]

Okay, dad. Clean that up. You mean Yandy?

[C]

Oh, shit. I didn't even.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Child.

[A]

Child's real name is Yanni. He's a grown man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And still clean that up because that's, like, crazy. Crazy to pull him into that. No worrying now.

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[C]

Well Maul you have a lot of siblings, there's a high percentage chance with those numbers that you might find out about a sibling later down the line. Did that ever happen?

[B]

Find out about a sibling that my dad didn't know about?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Or you just didn't know about.

[B]

Nah, nah, nah. We all of a sudden we all know each other. I mean, if it's somebody else out there, they haven't come forward yet. Good. Stay over there.

[C]

Ain't. Nah. No way. A sibling saw the big Pimpin video and was like, I'll keep it. I'm gonna keep that to myself. I'm not gonna approach that family.

[B]

Yeah, nah, hopefully. I mean, pops was, you know, he was out, he was outside, man. But I think. I think we all, all the siblings, we all have a relationship. We all know who we are.

[C]

Damaris.

[A]

My father has said that he thinks he saw. He saw a little girl one time and she really, like, intrigued. Like, she looked like him. And like, he really thought that there was a chance that might be his child. She was with a. But other than that, no, I'm not looking for anybody else. I already got to split the will four ways.

[B]

He should have took some of her hair and got a DNA test.

[A]

You just want my dad to walk up to a little girl and pull on her hair.

[B]

You're like, hey, how you doing? Act like he's just kind of get a strain out of her head and then take it and get a little DNA test.

[C]

Yeah, no, that feels like a really good strategy. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Check it out.

[C]

I had one of my older frat brothers that was like within the last three or four years. Married, two kids. The oldest is 15. He found out he had a 25 year old daughter in Jamaica.

[B]

Like, 25 years.

[C]

It was before he met his wife. Like, it's not like he stepped out on his marriage or anything.

[B]

How old is he, Travis?

[C]

Late 40s.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, late 40s, maybe.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And, like, had to deal with that too. I mean, his wife wasn't like, yo, what the fuck? Because it was before they even met. But now, like, they have a whole extra part of their family. Like, that has to be a strange situation.

[B]

That's tough.

[C]

25 years old. Like, hey, dad.

[B]

Like, whoa, nah, man. 25. Don't come up to me talking about, hey, dad, I'm not your dad.

[C]

I'm not your dad.

[B]

Stop. 25 years old and I'm just me and you. I'm not your dad. I mean, me and your moms may have hooked up, but I ain't your dad, though.

[A]

Like, but you're my you're my. You might not be my father, but you, you my daddy.

[B]

Daddy. Like, no, no, the fuck I'm not.

[C]

That's up there with the doco hair strand thing he wants to do.

[B]

No, that's actually worse. 25 year old girl calling me daddy.

[A]

No, she wouldn't call you daddy. But you're her.

[B]

That's what you just said. You're my daddy.

[A]

You are her daddy. Like, you're not her father. You didn't raise her, but you her daddy. You her mother, baby daddy and you're her daddy.

[B]

Yeah, luckily for me, I don't have anything to worry about when it comes to that.

[A]

You don't know that.

[B]

I ain't got no kids out here.

[A]

You don't know.

[C]

That's still your responsibility though.

[B]

Like, what do you mean?

[A]

Yo, back child support, man, if a.

[B]

25 year old walk up to you tomorrow, yo, you my daddy. I'm like, listen, man, check this out. I will fight you. You 25, we could square up. Like that's legal. I'll fight a 25 year old. A 25 year old dude walk up to me, tell me, yo, I think you my daddy. Hey, yo, fam, check this out. I'm not even in the mood for all this right now. Like, we could get it shaking out here.

[C]

Like, this is the plot to elf.

[B]

Yeah, like what are we talking, daddy 25, get your grown head, go to work. You talking about your daddy?

[C]

Okay, but why, why aren't you a dad?

[B]

Like, dude, go take your ass to work.

[A]

Okay, so if he was to sit there and say, you're my dad, I feel like you don't think that you.

[B]

Owe like at 25, all right, what he doing in life? Where he at?

[A]

See, you can't do that, cuz. He would have been there if you would have. He would have been better if you would have been there for him.

[B]

I don't know. Deadbeat. I don't know about him. His mother, you notice his mother mother is whack for not telling me that. That ain't me. I don't know that. Yeah, you talking about I'm a deadbeat. I don't even know it's a beat out there. I'm gonna be a deadbeat. I didn't know I had a beat walking around. What the. Yeah, I didn't know that. That ain't on me.

[C]

Maybe she didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah, that's a real thing. That's a real thing. Maybe she didn't know.

[C]

23Andme helped a lot of women like, ah, it was him. I thought it was him. I was, I was on a hot streak that week.

[B]

But girls ask me that a lot. Like, you sure you don't got no kids? I'm like, what does that even mean? How are you sure if you don't have a yes.

[C]

If you're not in touch with every single woman that you've slept with, That's a chance.

[B]

I mean, yes, it's a chance, but I think that if any woman I've ever slept with and she actually had a kid and thought it was mine, she would have told me that. Yeah, she wouldn't go 25 years to be like, hey, so remember back in 2011, you know what I'm saying? It would be like, wait, and you.

[C]

Got money and shit. Yeah, she wouldn't keep that.

[A]

Oh, I'm about to say, let me see the nigga I think might be my baby daddy on a fucking clip going viral. You bugged the out.

[B]

What type of clip is it though? Just because it's going viral, you're gonna be like, yo, you might be my podcast.

[C]

She saw the Drake clips and the Trump clips and said, nah, never mind. He don't need a father.

[B]

Yep, good, good.

[C]

I'm not gonna reach out to him.

[B]

Good, stay there.

[A]

That original vulture interview, that's $7 million. I'm like, what? Yeah, call your pops.

[B]

I ain't got the phone. My phone number changed. Change my number on all you hoes.

[C]

I don't have service ever.

[B]

Yeah, I'm grandfathered in.

[A]

Crazy. But I feel like, would you. Okay, so if that did happen to you, ma. Right. Suddenly you have a 25 year old, you find out, you take the DNA test like it's real. How do you move forward from that? Do you try to build a relationship?

[B]

And, and it's a, it's a son. Like, I have a son.

[A]

It doesn't matter.

[B]

Wait, it does matter because how do I.

[C]

What if it was a daughter?

[B]

It's kind of like, what am I gonna do with a 25 year old daughter at right now? Like, how do I, how do I love it? Like, how do I. 25 is like, isn't she?

[C]

Probably engage them all out of context. Paige is going to have a field day with this episode.

[B]

I'm just saying, like, what do I do with a 25 year old woman that comes to me say, hey, you know, my, you know, my mom hooked up years ago, I'm your daughter.

[A]

Once it's confirmed, I mean, she's a human. You can get to know her.

[B]

I mean, what do I do? You take her to get something to eat. I don't know, 25.

[C]

It's like more going to take her to the zoo.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. What do you do with a grown ass. She's a grown ass woman. She's not a kid, she's not a child.

[A]

Okay, but you could still get to know her. Like get to know.

[B]

I mean. Yeah, but she 25. She probably want me to meet her at brunch with her homegirls. I'm not doing that.

[C]

What type of the freaky this is that daughter swap shit I was talking about.

[B]

No. Cause you know she might be like, yo, meet us at brunch, dad. Like we gonna.

[A]

She's not gonna say meet us at brunch, dad. She's. I don't, I don't think.

[B]

Okay, so where do 25 year old girls go to hang out?

[A]

To meet, not to hang out. You're meeting her. Have, sit down, have dinner, have her come over. Y' all can watch like TV together.

[B]

Like, like watch tv.

[C]

Introduce her to your whole family with their dad small.

[B]

I'm not her dad. She's 25 years old.

[C]

So when you were 25, what did you do with your dad and mom? Like you were still their kid.

[A]

When you were getting to know your father more, after he got, after he got out of jail and he got off drugs, what did you do with your dad to get to know him more?

[C]

Drugs.

[B]

I stared at that sweet ice girl that for like three hours. Like I was staring at him like punk, like, you know the Bronx, it's.

[C]

Like five minutes away.

[B]

No, I'm. But it's, I think it's different. That's why I said if it's a son, I think is different, like a daughter. Your daughter being 25, that's the first time you meet her. I think that's way more awkward than a father meeting his 25 year old son for the first time.

[A]

Are you afraid you're gonna be a catch or something?

[B]

No, no, no, it's not that. It's just, it's like, yo, she's a grown woman. It's kind of like she, you know, you know, women are different. Like y' all have. Y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

Once y' all reach a certain age, it's like y' all are who y' all are. With a son, it's like you can kind of, you know, talk to him differently, give him different advice. With a woman, it's like.

[C]

Try to give a Woman advice, right?

[B]

No, but her mom. Look, you look great. Got a good job. Mom did a great job. Like, I don't. What do you. I mean, we could try to develop a relationship, but it's going to be awkward.

[C]

Like that's your. That's part of you.

[A]

I don't. Yes, obviously it's going to be awkward, but eventually awkwardness goes away once you get to know her. Like, y' all might have things in common. Y' all might like.

[B]

Yeah, but like, what if I found her Instagram page and she a thought.

[C]

You should have been a fucking father.

[B]

I didn't know about this girl. Like, it's her mother.

[C]

You don't remember the. This is the result.

[B]

Her mother kept her a secret. I did not know. That's not on me.

[A]

Okay, it's not on you. But if she's a thot, then you can understand why and you can still.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

How can I.

[C]

She's been trying to replace you in.

[B]

All men, so still it falls on me.

[A]

No, it's not that it falls on you, but you can just. You like what if she a thought. Okay, well, you can understand why she is, but also why does that matter? She's still a human being who's your child.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't know if I. If I meet my 25 year old daughter for the first time time and. And I'm we developing relationships. Like. Yeah, no, I've seen your page, your podcast. Like, follow me. I'm like, okay, follow her on Instagram or whatever. And she got like an only fans on her link.

[A]

Okay, well you shouldn't be following her then.

[B]

I'm just saying, I just followed her ig. I see the link tree.

[C]

So you have to go to the only thing.

[B]

I'm like, my daughter might. She might be putting the album out. Let me click the link.

[C]

You were looking for her Amazon list.

[B]

No, I'm saying if it's a link tree in the bio. Okay, let me see what my daughter got going on. If I see the. The only fan symbol. I don't know if I'm speaking to her anymore. Let me just be honest.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

What.

[C]

What if your son is flooding the neighborhood with fentanyl? That's cool. Yeah.

[B]

Who's a supplier?

[C]

We could play catch.

[B]

I might know somebody with they. With their numbers.

[C]

You could take her to get morning tea because you missed all her tea parties. Like that could be a cool.

[A]

Yeah, I think that'd be dope.

[B]

Like don't get tea every morning or she gotta Go to work.

[A]

She's cool.

[B]

I would hope she's cool. Yes. I hope so. I'm saying in the event that she's. And she's a thotty and she's out here reckless and it's like, then how do I navigate through that relationship?

[A]

Well, you try to build a relationship with her and show her her worth.

[B]

She probably watches Baddies.

[A]

Like, yeah, y' all can watch Baddies together.

[B]

We could definitely watch Baddies together. We could definitely watch. We could do that together. What if she's auditioning for Baddies?

[C]

You could be her manager.

[B]

No, thank you. You know what I'm saying? Like, you gotta.

[C]

You don't want 15%.

[B]

We talking about a 25 year old woman.

[A]

I think if you had a.

[B]

We ain't talking about a 16 year old.

[A]

What if she's might be cool and I think you should get to know her, that's all.

[B]

Hopefully. But you know, let's not put that on me. I don't have no kids out here in the world. Don't put none of these kids on me. I don't want no girls from my past popping up.

[C]

What if she's a POD fan?

[B]

If she's a fan of the pod.

[C]

Yeah. Before she like found out that you were her father.

[B]

Oh, then I would have a. Join us for a patreon. It's content. Gotta use her.

[C]

Get to work.

[A]

You would not do that.

[B]

There is a. Yeah, you would introduce my. Introduce my daughter to the world.

[A]

Well, Rory did it with a podcast.

[B]

Yeah, but then he knew he. That was like, he was there when she was born. It was different though. I'm just meeting this 25 year old woman like with the rest of the world, like, hey, my daughter, no worrying now. So I got a new update on the Uber E. So. Oh, God, back to the bananas. And I'm starting, I'm starting to think it's me, Me, right? Maybe it's me.

[C]

But like making some headway.

[B]

Bananas is something that you run out. You like, I ain't got no more bananas. You look at the bowl, the fruit bowls, like, damn, you want to make a smoothie? No bananas, right? So I ordered some bananas the other day. Uber eats. Well, I had to be here doing some laundry, order some, you know, a little fruit, whatever. Knocks on the door, I'm like, all right, cool, bring the bananas. The bag was a little bit hefty. I was like, oh, the bananas. I ordered some like bottled water, like that, just some light. I'm like, why is this bag? So I order Six bananas. This bought me six bunches of bananas.

[A]

Oh, that happened to me before, too.

[C]

It happened to me at the price point of six bananas.

[B]

No, I had 42 bananas.

[A]

Monkey ass. See, I made that joke as Roy.

[B]

I'm gonna do with 40.

[C]

I wasn't gonna make that joke.

[B]

42.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

42 bananas on your counter look like.

[C]

A lot of banana bread, because they're gonna go bad.

[B]

I was like, yo, how did you. How does six bananas equate to six bunches?

[A]

See, you might. You might have hit the bunches, though, instead, because, you know, they have the single banana and then the bunches.

[C]

I look back differently between 42 bananas and six, and price wise, I feel like it's noticeable.

[B]

Yeah, maybe, but you don't notice it until he's already on the way to the house. You look at the receipt like, wait, what? So I looked after he delivered them. Like, yo, wait, I didn't order this. But the beautiful thing about Uber Eats is you. You refute it. Like, yo, I didn't order this many bananas.

[C]

Like, okay, what do you think he thought while he was at the grocery store? Like, this guy wants 42 bananas.

[B]

That's the thing, Rory. I don't think he thought. I think he's. I think he saw, like, what.

[C]

What type of party is.

[B]

This gentleman thought, I'm paying for the Boston Marathon. He was like, I just don't. I think that people, when they shop, certain people, they just see a number and they just like, okay, six of these. And they're just picking them up and putting them in the cart. Like, there's no way you make that type of mistake and have some type of discernment.

[A]

And you. And for something like that, you just call the person, like a. Bought me. I asked for. I ordered six onions. Bought me six bags of onions.

[B]

Onions?

[A]

Yeah, I said with everything else that was in my cart, right?

[B]

Which was like, what made me need. I need. What made you think I needed this many onions?

[A]

What made you think. What the fuck did you think? I got two things of meat. What the fuck am I putting all these onions in?

[B]

Right? Quickly, Right? Yeah.

[C]

French onion soup for the neighborhood. She could be giving back.

[B]

I don't want a soup kitchen. Like, what is she doing? That is crazy, man. 42 bananas.

[A]

I bet your ass don't forget bananas again at that grocery store.

[B]

No, I'm done. I'm done ordering fruit on Uber. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm done.

[C]

Are you just going to go to the grocery store?

[B]

Yeah, like, if I run out And. And in the middle of the day, and I'm like, like, I, I, I, I just got to go to the store myself. Yeah, I'm done. I, I, I try to have faith in our, you know, first responders. We call Uber Eats people first responders.

[C]

Who's we?

[B]

Me. Me is just we in. In French. I, I try to have, you know, faith in them and think, like, you know, everybody's cool, but we need to just let the women handle the Uber grocery orders. Like, let the women handle that, because women know how to shop. Women know how to go in there. They know what you need, and women have great, you know, in case, you know, a best replacement. They have best replacement options.

[C]

Yeah. And they belong in the kitchen, regardless.

[B]

Yeah, that's their. That's their area. They should. That's where they belong.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

In the grocery stores and in the kitchen.

[C]

We got off path with this transgender.

[B]

It just got things got out of hand.

[C]

It should only be women allowed in a grocery store.

[B]

Exactly. I don't ever want to see you.

[C]

In a grocery store, but not drive from the grocery store.

[B]

No, just be. No, you can drive from if you're bringing me my groceries.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

But don't pick up somebody and have them sit in the back and wear a turtleneck.

[C]

We don't want to see.

[B]

Yeah, cover up that neck.

[C]

Any updates with your gay neighbors? We were talking off mic. You. You guys were starting to become friends a bit. Didn't they. Didn't they invite you in for, like, a game or something? He was like, nah, you gay. You not watching?

[B]

N. I did. I did. I didn't. You see Rory try to paint me like this guy, man, I'm trying to.

[C]

Remember the conversation we had with him. I know I was lying, but.

[B]

No, I just said, you know, we pass each other in the hall sometimes I say, what's up? And then that's it. Like.

[C]

But wasn't there some interaction where they, like, invited you in or something?

[B]

No. You was asking today did they invite me in for the Super Bowl? And I was like, no.

[C]

Oh, yeah, it was Super Bowl.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, no, they didn't. They didn't invite me.

[C]

You don't think the party was crazy?

[B]

I'm sure it was. I'm sure they had a great. A great time. I just.

[C]

42 bananas.

[B]

Yeah, just. I should have knocked on their door.

[C]

Like, I got some extras.

[B]

I got some. I know y' all be in there, like, you know, might need some bananas in your gay relationship. I don't know, like, you Know, it is what it is. It is all love to the neighbors, though. I'm a neighborly guy. I'm a great neighbor. I am a great neighbor. I'm a great neighbor. Neighbors can knock on my door if they need something. I'm that guy. Yeah.

[C]

Has a neighbor ever knocked on your door since you've left the Bronx?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For what? I'm a neighborly guy.

[C]

What did they ask for?

[B]

One of my neighbors, he had a Frenchie. And when my sister came up one time with the Frenchie with our dog, he had just knocked on the door and was asking if the dog was there. Like, he was about to go outside. He's like, yo, you know, let's let them have a play. Dad's like, nah, that's not here this weekend. So, you know, things like that. Or if I was parked.

[C]

Is that the gay neighbor?

[B]

No, that was okay. He was.

[C]

You sure?

[B]

No, he was a.

[C]

He knocked in your Frenchie.

[B]

He got mad, yo, that. I know something. I used to see that. I used to see him outside. I'd be like, he just gave me a look. All right. Yeah, man. You know, another one like, damn. Like you. Yeah, he was getting to it now. He was getting to it.

[A]

See, and this be the thing about being a girl working with y'. All. Because now I'm thinking about if a was ever sit up here, like, yo, another one. If I was the going in the crib and it was like, another one like DJ Khaled.

[B]

Yeah, you was definitely that. You was definitely another one. You was one of the ones. You one of them ones. Yo, Baby D, don't be mad. Cause you one of them ones that got my. I got. Baby, don't do that. Because you know when you're dealing with a guy and he's a guy to get. Don't do that. Y' all love the. That get. Until you one of the.

[C]

That got got and still like it.

[B]

And still like it.

[C]

No, then you try to compete with the.

[B]

The only time I don't like it is when it's a. That he. With that you don't like.

[A]

You know, I don't want men with anymore. I want men who are having spiritual experiences with women.

[B]

Some of these. Let me tell you something. Something. Some of these women to give you a spiritual experience. You'll see God, that head be so fire under the blanket. She under there going crazy. Like somebody wrestling under there.

[C]

I ran in. I ran into a doorman from the, like, first. First luxury building I was ever in in Jersey City. Ran into the door guy just. Just in Journal Square, like, wanna. He had his son, which I. I could not realize how. How old he was. He had like an 18 year old son with him. And he was like, man, listen, the. He had coming in and out of here, I was like, could you not say this in Journal Square to your son? That's why I gave him a Christmas gift. Always money.

[B]

It's nothing wrong with it, though. If you somebody that, you know, women.

[C]

Like and, you know, I'm just telling you, the doorman and everyone that works in these luxury buildings is looking at you like, oh, another one.

[B]

Oh, no, my. Do my doorman. No. Oh, I slide them $100 every other month here, man. Just for like, yo, what's up? Don't let nobody walk past this desk that look like they might be coming let anybody walk past this desk that look like they might be coming to my apartment, didn't I?

[C]

I'm not sure if I told this on Patreon. Definitely not the regular episode when I did skinny dipping in my first luxury building pool with a chick.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you did.

[C]

I didn't know. After like a certain time that triggers an alarm.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And one of the doormans was like, yo, you wiling, but let's go.

[B]

Just go like yourself.

[C]

Just go.

[B]

I like your style. Yeah.

[C]

I thought I was getting kicked out of my apartment.

[B]

Gotta get cool with the doorman.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

One day.

[C]

Of course.

[A]

Never mind, baby. I ain't give y' all no more stories on this podcast.

[B]

What you did to the doorman.

[A]

Baby, I ain't do to the doorman. I ain't doing nothing to the doorman. But one time, I had an experience in a pool, a rooftop pool.

[B]

I knew that was you and didn't.

[A]

Know that there was a camera.

[C]

You think a rooftop pool don't got a camera? It depends on they figured out how to put water on a roof.

[B]

It depends on what rooftop pool though it was.

[A]

It was.

[C]

Every rooftop pool in the world has a camera.

[A]

It was in la and I just didn't.

[C]

Mm, mm, mm.

[B]

I know exactly.

[C]

How'd you find out that there was.

[B]

I know exactly what rooftop pool you was at.

[A]

No, you don't.

[B]

Yes, I do. No, you don't. I got the tape. Shut up.

[A]

Shut up. I was.

[C]

Relax. Whack 100.

[A]

I came, I went to tell my home. My home person. I'm not even gonna say whether it's a girl or a boy, but I went to tell my home person, my home buddy, home buddy. What happened?

[B]

Your homeboy yeah.

[A]

And they were like, they were like, you know there's a camera up there, right? She was like, damn, it's girl. Oh, whatever. She was like, they regularly check the cameras because they've come up there and told me to stop. Like I think she was like throwing like an unauthorized party or something. She was like, they told me not to do that anymore. Like there's cameras, There's a security guard that watches that camera to make sure people don't drown.

[C]

So now I'm terrified in my building. When we jumped in the pool. Butt, ass. That's what triggered. When we hit the water, there was an alarm. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Baby did what he saw you doing. He saw you swimming.

[A]

Swimming. Yeah, he was swimming. Everybody was swimming. Nemo Neiman drowning.

[B]

He got her butt ate at the edge of the pool.

[C]

If you're at a pool, like that's kind of the point of having that edge when you're right there.

[B]

That. Yeah, that's what, like, that's what. Yeah.

[C]

There's no shame of that.

[B]

Yeah, everybody.

[A]

This was like 10 years ago. But yeah, that's.

[B]

Yeah, 10 years ago.

[A]

It was like 10 years ago.

[C]

Everything is always 15.

[B]

Everything in my life, it's always an even number. No matter how long ago was, it's always an even number.

[C]

But what I've noticed too, because I'm getting old and didn't realize it, my 10 year excuse is starting to add up to times that don't add up. Yeah, I got to start saying 20 years.

[B]

20 years.

[A]

Because 10 years ago, when that long.

[C]

For all that shit was fucking 2015.

[B]

But I can't, I can't be telling my story from 2004 and be like, yo, 21 years ago.

[C]

But then like when I'm telling these stories, I'm thinking like if I say 15 years, 20 years. That sounds insane.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But it doesn't at this point.

[B]

Yeah. I don't even know the filth that was.

[C]

Because the luxury building I'm talking about was before 2015.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I would be like, yo, 10 years ago.

[B]

It was longer than 10 years, 27 years ago.

[C]

That checks out for you. I don't mean that a bad way.

[B]

Yeah, I know what I was doing in 98.

[A]

Damn. I was still spitting up. Don't, don't, don't, don't. It was low hanging fruit. Just don't.

[B]

I'm just saying don't move. Spitting up.

[A]

Don't. Just relax. Okay, Relax.

[C]

But yeah, that was a scary.

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That was a callback scary ass experience. I've never been so scared in my life. Like I really thought that.

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Why? Scared of what? So what if they saw your ass next? It Baby D. It is what it is. They saw you bobbing for apples under the water like it is what it is. Like they saw you pop the air out of his swimming trunks like it's all good.

[C]

What type of trunks did he have on?

[B]

Yeah, you know, Baby D popped that bubble. It's all good. It's all good. No worry.

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[C]

Max, as someone that defends Kanye more than they should, this is like. This is corny as. This is hard. This is stupid. Like Kanye West. When have you ever heard me say.

[B]

Some like that word that kind of got word? Kanye.

[A]

He was making fun of Cassie getting.

[C]

How are you sitting here?

[A]

Not dirty mother.

[C]

What the is wrong with you?

[B]

I agree. I'm agreeing with you.

[C]

I'm done with Kanye West. I never actually even thought I would see the day. I've said out loud certain things like Dan can't fuck without Kanye and still quietly listen to his music. This has finally gotten me to that point.

[B]

Is it the tweets in support of Puff?

[C]

Yes. And then you're making merch. And then on top of that, you not even on the side of the way. Puff's kids are supporting their pops. Cause that's their pops. Even though they have nothing to do with that. And I have some grace and understanding because that's their dad. They want to stand by him. That's because that's their blood. That's their dad.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Ye is continuing on, and it's like, I'm only doing this for selfish reasons. He not doing it because he really want to stand with his brother.

[B]

Right.

[C]

He doesn't fuck with Puff. He hates Puff. He's using a moment over a woman that was fucking punted through a hotel hallway to sell a T shirt that you probably not even going to print. You have daughters, you nasty motherfucker. This is disgusting. Yeah, it's gross.

[B]

Fuck.

[C]

Kanye Westman tweeting a screenshot. Yo, all falls down will never overshadow bullshit like that to me.

[B]

Right? No, I agree that the art never overshadows. Like, man, fuck.

[C]

Sorry. Did I take it too far? That's why I didn't even want to talk about it. That's how you feel about it. I was actually happy that it didn't get, like, the traction that Kanye thought it was going to get it. That's why I was so. I didn't want to talk about this because I want to give more Light to it. Not to say that we would bring more light to Kanye west rant, but this didn't go the way he thought it was going to go.

[B]

The rent.

[C]

Nope.

[A]

The antics. Screenshot and taking a picture, like, screenshotting that. That video of Diddy before he beat on Cassie. Like, that's not like you screenshotting that and tweeting it.

[C]

Like you putting out hoodies that matches.

[A]

Like, come on, match what she had on in a video. Like, it's levels. No. I used to stand up for Kanye a lot too, but no, I'm done. He's cooked in my blood.

[B]

That is the consensus that I've seen, like, a lot of people that supported Kanye through a lot of his rants and things that he said in the past. This rant, this past weekend was the rant that I think most people are finally at a point where they're like, all right, man, I'm done with this dude. And I agree with you, Rory. The things he said, I was questioning. I'm like, yo, but why is he tweeting this? And I'm like, okay, I get it. You have. You know, because I called it last week, whenever he has something to sell us, he goes on this crazy rant and, you know, like clockwork, it gets everybody stirred up. And, you know, his thing, his. His tweets are posted everywhere. So, you know, it's marketing. But I. I'm of the belief that Kanye. The reason why I'm looking at this rant a little crazy. Well, all of his rants, but this one in particular is because I'm like, kanye doesn't need to do any of this to sell anything. Kanye could post a link tonight with his album, his merch, and everybody that was gonna support and buy it before his rant is gonna support and buy it anyway. Even if he didn't go on a rant, people are gonna see he has a cult following. He has a built in fan base that is gonna tell him, we love you no matter what. Except for I think this past rant is the one where I think his fan base is now looking at him for the first time that I can remember and saying collectively like, nah, fam, you went a little too far with this.

[C]

And as an advocate for mental health, that has given Kanye a lot of grace. When he's done wild rants before, I think he was undiagnosed, didn't have good people around him. I was on that side of, let's give some grace to him here. This is not mental health. You're an asshole. There's nothing about this. Don't put a better help ad right here. Sorry. Josh, Josh, this is not mental health. You're a. You know exactly what you're doing and who it's going to affect. And in a week or two, if I see one fucking Kanye west rant of, they're keeping my kids away from me. They won't let me see my children. I'm a victim. If I ever said some shit like that or. Or posted what he posted about Cassie and Kia took Amar away. She fucking should.

[B]

No, I agree.

[C]

Listen, when he starts crying, yo, I know what helped me get my kids.

[B]

This is why. This is the first time where I think that I understand a lot of, you know, the things that Kanye has gone through as far as, like, family, you know, and again, you know, he's tweeting and ranting and saying that a lot of these things were, you know, people didn't support him when they was trying to take his family away from him. And we all collectively felt like, damn, like, especially you as a father can understand if somebody is trying to take your kids away. And, you know, we don't know the full story. But then when you get rants like this, that gives us a peek into the mind and the thoughts of this person. This is obviously somebody that is unstable, who's unpredictable.

[C]

See, this is where I'm starting to disagree. Even though we all know Kanye does have mental health problems, even coming off that Justin the Boy shit of a somewhat coherent conversation, Kanye can no longer use that excuse with me. This is intentional. This isn't some fucking manic shit.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. This is very intentional.

[C]

This is strategic.

[B]

He.

[C]

This is actually the stable part of Kanye west, and that's my problem. No, he said this isn't someone crashing out.

[B]

No, he's saying this is someone doing.

[C]

Something very intentional who is a very, very smart human being.

[B]

No, but, Rory, he's saying it's intentional. He said it. He said everything. He's tweeting. He knows what he's tweeting. He's okay. He's even went on live and, you know, he said he posted a video because a video of Kodak Black in the street eating chicken or something like, sitting in the middle of the street had came hit the timeline, and Kanye posted a video saying, like, I know throughout my tweets, people, I'm somewhere going crazy right now. Like, I'm fine. I'm okay.

[C]

So clearly more selfish bullshit. Did he fly? Did he fly? Like, he said he was going to do and go get Kodak.

[B]

I mean, we don't know that. I mean, so, you know, we don't know.

[C]

Did. Did he go get everyone's masters back after the last Twitter rant two years ago? No.

[B]

Well, no, we know that every time.

[C]

He tries to clean up his crazy bullshit with stuff that we agree with, he never follows through with it.

[B]

So you're saying at this point, that's.

[C]

Why I. I saw Big Sean and Drink Champs hurt as fuck. Like. Like, why would you not only say all that shit about me, but then you went on this rant, you gonna get everyone's masters back. And instead of actually doing that, you shit on my character and who I am as a person. I've been nothing but nice to you.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Fuck.

[C]

Come. Fuck Kanye, man.

[B]

No, listen, listen, I get it.

[C]

And I'm. Which I hate when he tries to make points that I do agree with, that I do think black executives are definitely attacked. I think a lot of shit does get made up. I think that is a real point that does need to get looked at. But, you know, we have that video, so I don't even wanna hear a fucking thing about that.

[B]

No, these tweets were. You know, I laugh at a lot of shit. I find humor in a lot of shit. But when he started going the whole Cassie, you know, he even said, yeah, I've hit women before. And this, that, and the third, you start going that route and start okaying that behavior, that's when I kinda gotta be like, all right, fam, I can't tune into this no more because this is clearly somebody that is just, you know, in their own world, in their own head, and doesn't understand, you know, what's going on around him and how it affects everybody going on around him. Because Cassie has to read. She has to see that. She has to read these tweets.

[C]

I think Kanye is very aware of how it affects everyone around him. I think he doesn't care.

[B]

Well, yeah, he's just a selfish. Well, that's why I'm on the side now where I don't. I can care less about a Kanye album. I mean, I'm being honest. I didn't care about this new album coming out like that anyway. So if I'm just being on Once I heard it was a AI album, I'm like, I don't really give a fuck about that. But. But, you know, I'm at the point now that you're at with Kanye as well. Like, I'm. I just. I don't Care about a rant. I don't care about an album. I don't care about anything Kanye has to sell. I do care about him, you know, becoming a better person, a better father, a better. But not. Let me not say a better father, a better example of a father. But he needs to get. He needs to get some help. He needs to get some people around him and, you know, really address his issues and what's really. Cause a lot of this seems like it's reactive because he was hurt when people didn't help him with his family situation. So now he kind of lashes out and you know what I mean? So that's just a cycle of just trauma that he obviously is dealing with. But again, I don't think he cares. I think he's just all about Kanye and serving Kanye.

[C]

And we'll get off this side. This went way longer than some shit I didn't want to talk about. I do want to give grace to his crew because I hate that when people from the outside looking in are like, yo, why isn't his friends, like, trying to stop him from doing this? Too many yes men around it. I know John Monopoly cares about Kanye west wholeheartedly. I know he's tried to stop him from doing crazy shit. Some people in your crew, you're not a yes man. You just can't stop that certain shit. And I'm not about to go in this crash out shit, which is you don't do that shit. And if you choose otherwise, you a grown fucking man and that's it. I know Al B really cares for Kanye West. Kanye does have good people in his circle. Kanye west isn't going to listen.

[B]

Yeah, but it's. When you're Kanye west, no matter who.

[C]

You have, what's worse, a yes man or somebody that's a leader of a crew that won't listen to their crew.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter who's around Kanye. He needs to get, like, professional help. Not just good people. He needs people that. That can recognize the mental illness that is there and kind of help him work through that. Because at this point, he's just burning his legacy. He's burning his fan base. He's burning everything that he's worked so hard to build. And why is he doing that? That's the question. It's like, well, why are you doing this? Because you really don't have to do this. So it's all intentional. It's all self sabotaging. And whenever you see somebody doing that there's a reason, there's an issue that needs to be addressed. And, you know, hopefully one day he gets the help that he needs and, you know, works on becoming a better person. But I'm off the Kanye west support train at this point.

[C]

Detention to himself. He's admitted that he was so scared of Drake because Drake finally got more attention than him. Kendrick after the boy shit, he. Ahri's admitting he's pissed off that Kendrick was the one that did that to Drake. Now Kendrick doing the super bowl, he trying to prove to him, his own weirdo ego that he is still bigger than everyone else and not. We don't care. We're looking at not like us on super bowl right now. I don't give a about your weird rants on Twitter. You're not the. You not the God you really think you are. You're a genius in your own right. But, dog, no, your time is starting to pass unless you change your approach.

[B]

A lot of this is your fault, though. White people? No, just people like Rory that started calling them Yeezys and Jesus the first time you called him. I've never called.

[C]

I've never called him.

[B]

Yes, you did. I never called him. Yes, you went to his show and you were yelling, jesus, save us. That's what you. Hell, that's what you did.

[C]

Okay? I'm here for the job.

[B]

You started calling him Yeezys. I didn't do that.

[C]

But I did buy the shirt and I did wear it.

[B]

That's the same shit. Did you wear it out? Did you wear it in public?

[C]

100.

[B]

That's you saying Jesus wore it in public. That's your fault. See, I never. I never called him that. No Warrior. Now, I did catch some of the Oscars. Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman I think we've probably ever seen in our lives. She still looks amazing. Still looks incredible. Shout out to the movie. Is it anora? I heard about the movie before the Oscars. I didn't see it yet, but they cleaned up last night at the Oscars. They won five out of the six nominations they had, I think. So do. Gotta watch that. It's about, I think, a sex worker worker in Brighton Beach.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So I'm familiar.

[B]

Yeah, I'm. I'm pretty sure. You know those streets. Gotta watch.

[C]

I've lived that screenplay.

[B]

Yeah, Gotta watch that. But, yeah, I just. Halle Berry, man.

[C]

Wait, is she the sex worker?

[B]

Halle Berry?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, no. She's not in the movie.

[C]

Oh, okay. We're gonna see her tit Together.

[B]

Actually, the. The. The young lady that's in the movie. That's the. That plays the lead. She won best actress. Actress.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, she won best actress. It's her first. First nomination and she won. She won best actress. So shout out to her.

[C]

I feel like the only clip I really did see out of the entire thing. I have to say, unfortunately, I believe in the nuclear family and marriage, but Adrian Brody's wife just gonna have to sit in the corner and. And take that.

[B]

She had to eat that.

[C]

I mean, what. What would you want someone to do in that situation? I'm not advocating cheating or anything, but, I mean, if Halle Berry is about to make out with you, you just gotta.

[B]

I mean, if my wife is.

[C]

You're not a supportive spouse. If you. Stop it.

[B]

Yeah. If me and my wife are somewhere and Halle Berry wants to kiss me. No. Not make out. She's not. She's tonguing me down, but she wants to kiss me on my lips. I think my wife would be perfectly fine with that. That's Halle Berry. My wife would probably want to kiss on her lips too.

[A]

So is this a double standard? Cause if Denzel try to do it.

[B]

To your wife, me and Denzel gotta get down. And like Wax said, me, we gotta get down. Me and Nzell, we gotta get out. Gotta get out on pyro.

[C]

You in Zel?

[B]

I got the text messages. We gotta get out.

[C]

I don't even think that's an equivalent, though. Like, to me, Halle Berry is just over here. The only way for the wife to get her lick back is to also kiss Halle Berry. I don't think there's an equivalent. Yeah, no, it's not Denzel. She's Halle Berry.

[A]

She's a y'. All. Because y' all are men. You mean you don't think you would.

[B]

Kiss Halle Berry too? And you.

[C]

That's what. I don't think there's.

[A]

I would do a Halle Berry.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

Kissing is at the bottom of the.

[B]

Me too. I would be at the bottom. Me too.

[C]

Kissing.

[B]

Yeah, Kissing at the bottom. Me.

[A]

Well, cut her. I don't think there's my teeth.

[C]

1. The straightest of women I still think is kissing Ali Berry.

[A]

Oh, for sure. But y' all are saying there's no. There's no equality to it. And I'm like, that's cuz y' all are men, so of course y' all don't.

[B]

Yeah, like, you can't kiss. You can't kiss Thor. Like, if we on a red carpet and Thor walks up. Kiss Thor Gotta get.

[A]

But to women.

[C]

All right, Name another famous beautiful woman. What do you mean just in general?

[A]

Zendaya.

[C]

Okay. If Zendaya kiss you, then yes, you get your lick back with Denzel or a man or whatever. Halle Bear I'm saying is in this glass case that's above everything. The only way to get the lick back is to kiss her. There is no equivalent to it.

[A]

But.

[C]

And cool. You can go kiss another guy on the red carpet.

[A]

Halle Berry's over here disagreeing with you. Y' all feel that way because you're men. That's what I'm talking.

[C]

I just gave you an example where. Where she could go kiss a man.

[A]

No.

[C]

H's just not that.

[A]

Okay, we're in a thruffle now. Yeah, that's fine. I'm kissing Thor.

[B]

You would kiss Thor?

[A]

Would I? Would I kiss Thor?

[C]

She go to the bottom.

[A]

What the is wrong with you? Hell yeah, that's Thor. What are you talking about?

[B]

It's actually not Thor, but like, that's Thor.

[C]

I get it.

[B]

He just plays that in the movie, but I get it.

[C]

What was the context of this? I only saw the photo.

[B]

Adrian Brody killed Halle Berry years ago on the Oscar stage when he won. Yeah, he surprised her with a kiss. So this was kind of like her get back. Getting him back.

[A]

And she apologized to the wife right before she did it.

[B]

The wife is a good sport, though. She wasn't tripping about that.

[C]

Nah, I might fight, though. That's pre planned. I understand. But if you just roll up on a red carpet where I can't even like, manage what you're about to do, and you'd be like, yo, I'm about to kiss your husband and go do it. Yeah, I might fight somebody.

[A]

But he did that to her. And he didn't know who Hallie was dating at the time, nor did he care. Nor did he give a rat's ass Brody.

[B]

And then watch out. I don't care who you dating. I'm the best actor.

[C]

No man would give a who Halle.

[A]

You see how his cheeks are, like, puckered? And she was sucking the air out the back of that throat.

[B]

Man, I sure wish H. Calm your loins. No, I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Halle Berry.

[A]

Alberry.

[B]

I told Halle Berry I would drink her bath water when I was like 16 in school.

[C]

Wait, like in person?

[B]

Yeah, we performed and she was there.

[C]

I'm learning so much about you today. So young Space cakes is in Harlem and runs into Halle Berry?

[B]

No, we had a show. I was in the Boys Choir Harlem. And we were performing somewhere in Manhattan. And Halle Berry was one of the guests at the event. And she came up and just greeted us. Hello. And we took a picture with her, and we was all kind of just standing around, like, all in all, little, young, horny little kids from Harlequin him. And I said, I'll drink your bath water. She just started laughing. And my counsel looked at me like, you about to be suspended for two weeks.

[C]

That's so.

[A]

I would be so embarrassed. Oh, my God.

[B]

I was a little, young, horny little.

[C]

Look what's coming from the pulpit. Y' all are a choir.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Fuck all that singing about the Lord.

[B]

I got that off. I might have a picture. Hold on, Pete.

[C]

Oh, my God. Cause we've seen you with Vanessa Williams, with Stevie, Luther Vandross, Luther, Big Luther.

[B]

Luther.

[C]

He kept that Halle one to himself.

[A]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah. I had to get it off, though, baby. Come on.

[A]

He said he was in the club with Aaliyah and Bow wow.

[C]

Forgot about that.

[B]

All star week in D.C. yeah, I was there, Ma.

[A]

Lived a life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I respect it. I put respect on your name.

[C]

I mean, out of everything that he's talked about, though.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Telling Halle Berry to her face. I'll drink your bath water. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Insert here on screen.

[B]

I'm all.

[C]

With a crazy smile.

[B]

Yeah. I told her right there. I said, I drink your bath water.

[A]

Why are you like that?

[B]

My counsel looked at me like, two weeks, your ass. Like, so what, nigga?

[C]

Was it worth it?

[B]

What? Hell, yeah.

[C]

Was it like an uncomfortable laugh or like a. She was with. She was in.

[B]

No, she laughed like, it was like she knew, you know?

[A]

I mean, it's horny little teenage boy.

[B]

Horny little teenage boy. Like, come on on. She know what it was.

[C]

Call me H. Saying that in, like, the whole.

[B]

Get up and got a robe on and tied, I was like, under here, I get fresh alley. Like, I got on some right now.

[C]

Outside my school clothes.

[B]

Yeah, you got to see me outside my work clothes. You know what I'm saying? I'm at work. I'm at work right now. You know what I'm saying? Word. I got that off.

[C]

I mean, now that you are of age and obviously, you know, Halle still looks amazing. Amazing. Would you do your version of you don't know my Name, like Alicia Keys, but two Halle?

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[C]

Can we pull up the instrumental?

[B]

Well, no, no, no. Y' all just. No, no. I can't do it right now. Let me get into my. I'm not doing it right now. I can't.

[C]

On Patreon, maybe.

[B]

Yeah, I gotta, like, I gotta sit down. I gotta sit down and really think, like, how would I say that? You know what I'm saying? I gotta really, like, get into.

[C]

How much did you think about the first interaction?

[B]

I was just young and dumb. That's just.

[C]

Can I just.

[B]

I just let it fly.

[C]

Hormones.

[B]

Just let it. I'm 16 at the time. Let it fly. Who gives a. Yeah, but now I got a really, like, you know, grown man. Grown man bars is something you gotta deal with.

[C]

Obviously. Halle's a huge fan of this podcast, so she's gonna see this.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What if maybe you get like a DM or some type of message that says prove it.

[A]

Mm. That's my type of bars. Prove it.

[B]

That I would drink her bath water.

[A]

No, prove it.

[B]

Prove that I would drink your bath water. What time is bath time?

[C]

You want Halle's itinerary?

[B]

Yeah, like, what time is bath time, Halle?

[C]

Yo. All right, but what if Hallie uses, like, lot of soap and it's all right.

[B]

It's all right.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Going to get down.

[C]

It'd be like the little Rascal. It's just burping up.

[B]

I don't care. H. Yes, absolutely.

[C]

All right. On the list, how. How much bath water would you drink? Who's on that list? Top five bath waters. O. Cuz that. I mean, that's saying something.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

To drink the b. There's a bunch of attractive women that I think is amazing, but I don't know if I'm going to drink their bath water, per se.

[A]

Respectfully. And this is all respectfully respectful. Us.

[B]

Yeah. Respectful.

[C]

Yeah. No, we know that these people don't like us. Whatever. I get it. Incels. Whatever. We're just having fun.

[B]

Who's an intel?

[C]

I'm just predicting the comments.

[B]

I mean, well, Halle is number one, obviously.

[A]

Victoria Monet for me.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

I can't say because I'm like, I'll run into her. So I can't say that. Like, I can't. Even if I agree with the mess, I can't co sign that because it's like, I'm gonna see her and like. Yeah, no, I was watching a clip and he was talking about drinking my bath water. Like, you should probably leave the session.

[B]

You should. You should probably find your way out.

[C]

Like, you're a creep.

[B]

You should probably. You're offering somebody. Like, you should probably get out now. Like, all right, I'm out of here. Don't worry about it.

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Just A suggestion.

[B]

Jennifer Lopez. Yeah.

[C]

JLo for nostalgia purposes.

[B]

Show JLo, though. For sure. Absolutely.

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I. I hear you. But even like JLO and H. As. As beautiful as they are, they're all like six time divorced. I think they're the problem. I don't know if that bath water is worth it.

[A]

N. That was misogynistic.

[B]

He ain't even. Cuz you know me. It's cuz they.

[C]

No, no. I'll be the seventh divorce. I don't care.

[B]

Yeah, I'll be in line.

[C]

Yeah, you have to look at, you know, the ROI on. On that.

[B]

N. You thinking too deep into it.

[A]

Yeah, he tripping.

[B]

I'm just looking at JLO and H like.

[A]

Yeah, so you got a type.

[B]

Beautiful.

[C]

Yeah. You think JLO and Halle Berry look like.

[A]

Say that they look alike, but that's. You can still have type, but your type not look alike.

[C]

Crazy divorce woman.

[B]

That's definitely not my type. But now that you say that. Now that you say that might be.

[C]

You have India love up there.

[B]

India love? Yeah.

[C]

I'm pulling you out that bathroom.

[B]

Why? No, gorgeous. But leave me alone.

[C]

Let me drown.

[B]

Yeah, like, leave me alone. Don't come in. Mind your business. Go through, you know, a set of screen and you don't need it. Peach go through. Move, man.

[C]

Take the foul.

[B]

Move, dog. I got this.

[C]

All right, so what. What glassware. What type of cup are you scooping out the bathtub for? Any.

[B]

You go Strawberry flow and the straw. And the straw. Like this inc. Cursive, you know, you get like the. The. You can watch the water. You can watch anticipate. You like. Oh, so in the ways. Got past the O. Yeah.

[A]

He on his own.

[B]

You don't go straw flow, baby D.

[A]

I'm not drinking about bath water through. I'm not drinking about bath water, but through the straw is crazy, man.

[B]

Through the straw. Through the straw. And. And not only through the straw.

[C]

But just put my face there.

[B]

Yo, do the straw. For sure. Do the straw. Give me the straw. The loop de loop straw that you get from like Six Flags with all the.

[C]

Yeah, that's the one.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

You owe freaking Hali J.

[A]

Lo.

[B]

And then Indian Love, y' all drank Hypnotics and Hennessy with Red Bull.

[A]

That was you. That was your crew.

[B]

I never drank Henny with Red. Red Bull. Never.

[C]

Just say you weren't cool.

[B]

Yeah, see, you could drink that. You could drink any rebel, but not Halle Berry's bath water.

[C]

When did I say I was not drinking?

[B]

Halle?

[C]

Where did we say that that was.

[A]

The straw is crazy as the.

[B]

Yeah, the straw. Absolutely.

[C]

You think I'm drawing the line at that?

[B]

Or give me the little club, you know, the little short straws at the club. So you got to get close to.

[C]

The tub, the cocktail one.

[A]

Cocktail sippers is crazy.

[B]

The thin one, though, like, the thin one you got to like, pull crazy.

[C]

You put the umbrella in the bathtub.

[B]

No, she's holding the umbrella in the bathtub. No worry about.

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