140 - New Popes, Ancient Aliens, Mountain Mysteries, & the Kraken Found

Summary

Podcast Summary: Ninjas Are Butterflies - Episode 140

Title: New Popes, Ancient Aliens, Mountain Mysteries, & the Kraken Found
Release Date: May 2, 2025
Hosts: Josh Hooper and Andy DeNoon
Description: An outrageous comedy podcast filled with hilarious guests, conspiracies, captivating stories, and loads of laughter.

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1. The Passing of Pope Jorge and Future Papacy

The episode opens with a heartfelt yet humorous tribute to the recently deceased Pope Jorge. Josh and Andy perform a satirical poem mourning his loss, highlighting both personal and exaggerated characteristics.

• Josh (06:07): “There is no way. Tobias is a pretty cool name.”
• Andy (08:33): “Rest in peace, Jorge. We love you, Jorge.”

The hosts delve into the transition phase of the papacy, discussing the implications of Pope Jorge’s passing and speculating about the next pope. They introduce potential candidates, emphasizing both legitimate and humorous names.

• Drew (17:19): “Cardinal Luis Tagley from the Philippines is a front runner to be the first Asian pope referred to as the Pope Francis of Asia.”
• Andy (17:54): “Pierre Batista Pizzabala is also on the shortlist. At 60, he's lived for the last three decades.”

The conversation takes a tangential yet amusing turn as they joke about naming dogs after popes and reflect on the profound impact of leadership changes within the Catholic Church.

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2. AI and Linguistic Erosion: A Modern-Day Orwellian Concern

Transitioning from religious leadership, Josh raises a provocative question about Artificial Intelligence's role in altering the English language to control societal thought.

• Josh (00:28): “Is AI actively erasing our own English language to control us?”
• Andy (26:34): “It's for sure that's never happened before.”

The hosts explore a conspiracy theory suggesting that AI systems are systematically removing over 11,000 English nouns from usage, citing a TikTok account’s claims about significant declines in word usage between October 2023 and February 2024. They draw parallels to George Orwell’s 1984, discussing the concept of Newspeak and its potential to limit human thought by reducing linguistic diversity.

• Josh (28:28): “They’re removing emotionally heavy terms that cause user hesitation.”
• Andy (31:06): “Orwell's big idea was by eliminating words, you eliminate concepts.”

The discussion highlights concerns about future generations losing access to a rich vocabulary, thus diminishing their ability to express complex ideas and emotions. They emphasize the importance of literacy and direct human interaction in preserving language integrity.

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3. Ancient Aliens and Native American Legends

The conversation shifts to ancient alien theories intertwined with Native American folklore. The hosts discuss various indigenous stories that speak of pale, advanced beings living underground and influencing human civilizations.

• Josh (63:05): “They talked about this technology they had, ray weapons that could disintegrate people.”
• Andy (63:35): “They were known for flying silver ships or what the natives called them, skyboats.”

They delve into specific legends, such as the Hav Mas from Paiute mythology, describing their subterranean cities and advanced technologies. The hosts connect these ancient tales to modern UFOlogy, contemplating the possibility of a hidden alien presence on Earth.

• Josh (67:32): “They taught humans how to live, build, plant, and pray.”
• Drew (71:02): “The Book of Enoch talks about them bastardizing God's creation and creating hybrids.”

The segment blends historical anecdotes with speculative theories, creating an engaging narrative that questions the origins of many ancient structures and civilizations.

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4. Mountain Mysteries: The Tale of King of Darkness Mountain

In a spine-chilling segment, the hosts recount the eerie legends surrounding T Rich More Mountain in Pakistan, also known as the King of Darkness Mountain. They share stories of mysterious deaths, alleged sightings of mystical creatures, and indigenous guardians protecting the mountain's secrets.

• Andy (75:47): “They would claim we were there to protect the space between nature and people.”
• Josh (75:56): “The mountain doesn't kill you on your climb, within a year, you die.”

They discuss the 2019 expedition by a French climbing group who, despite multiple warnings and ongoing restrictions, summitted the mountain and encountered unexplained phenomena. The narrative intertwines with real-world events, such as the coincidence of the mountain's restriction starting on September 11, 2001.

• Andrew (78:07): “Isn't it super weird that they restricted the mountain after a major global event?”
• Josh (81:35): “Peter Brabeck, who ascended the mountain, later became the CEO of Nestle.”

The hosts speculate on connections between these mountain mysteries and global conspiracies, suggesting that powerful figures may be linked to these unexplained occurrences.

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5. The Kraken Found: Unveiling the Giant Octopus

The episode takes a thrilling turn as Lily introduces evidence of a giant octopus, potentially validating age-old legends of the Kraken. She presents photos of a massive octopus washed ashore near St. Augustine, accompanied by eyewitness accounts and scientific evaluations.

• Lily (90:29): “These are real photos that have existed, showing an unidentified creature almost 18 feet long.”
• Josh (93:38): “They compared it to Octopus giganta and called it a giant octopus.”

The hosts discuss the initial discovery, the subsequent degradation of the creature's remains, and the controversial scientific findings that oscillate between identifying it as an octopus, squid, or merely gelatinous blubber. The debate underscores the elusive nature of such cryptids and the challenges in conclusively identifying them.

• Lily (92:56): “They took samples and decided it's just gelatinous blubber.”
• Andy (93:35): “It's crazy because it looks like something from a pirate story.”

This segment blends skepticism with wonder, leaving listeners to ponder the realities of mythical sea creatures.

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6. Live Episode Glitches and Scary Stories

Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts reflect on a previous live episode that experienced unexplained technical glitches, sparking fears of AI misbehavior or supernatural interference.

• Josh (25:03): “I'm convinced when you're using ChatGPT that it's listening to you while you're typing.”
• Andy (26:34): “We’re literally going to be like these old people.”

They share a personal scary story involving neighborhood alerts about mysterious knocks and a humming female voice, adding a layer of personal horror to the discussion.

• Josh (22:07): “Anyone hearing random humming from a female voice at this hour checked cameras and saw nothing.”
• Lily (24:11): “Multiple people experienced similar phenomena.”

The conversation emphasizes the blurring lines between technology, privacy, and unexplained supernatural events, creating an atmosphere of suspense and intrigue.

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7. Concluding Thoughts and Final Stories

In their concluding remarks, the hosts encourage listeners to engage with the podcast through Patreon, share their stories, and remain curious about the unexplained. They offer practical advice on combating technological burnout by embracing nature, reading, and fostering genuine human connections.

• Andy (44:10): “And I’m just even realizing, like, I’m seeing my girls’ smiles more.”
• Josh (36:58): “Reading books is very important.”

They wrap up with a blend of humor and reflection, reaffirming their commitment to exploring bizarre and captivating topics while maintaining their comedic edge.

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Notable Quotes:

• Josh (00:28): “Is AI actively erasing our own English language to control us?”
• Andy (28:34): “Orwell's big idea was by eliminating words, you eliminate concepts.”
• Lily (90:29): “These are real photos that have existed, showing an unidentified creature almost 18 feet long.”
• Josh (22:07): “Anyone hearing random humming from a female voice at this hour checked cameras and saw nothing.”

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Final Remarks: Episode 140 of Ninjas Are Butterflies navigates a labyrinth of topics, from ecclesiastical changes and linguistic manipulations by AI to ancient alien lore and contemporary cryptid sightings. Through a mix of humor, skepticism, and genuine curiosity, Josh, Andy, and their co-hosts deliver an engaging and thought-provoking episode that invites listeners to question the boundaries between myth, reality, and technological advancement.

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Transcript

[Andy]

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[Josh]

Is AI actively erasing our own English language to control us?

[Andy]

They sure are, Josh. We're also going to talk about the King of Darkness Mountain. It's scary and it has a twist.

[Lily]

You'Re not going to expect. The giant octopus is real. We have proof.

[Andy]

Let's get into it.

[Josh]

This podcast is brought to you powered by Sunday. Cool.

[Drew]

Watch this or listen.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

I'm so excited.

[Andy]

So here's a gong.

[Drew]

It's literally just like Julian.

[Andy]

That is funny.

[Lily]

That was so cool.

[Andy]

I know. It happens, dude. I do it all the time.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So the heck and you Spider man, right now I still blown away by Toby Maguire using that lunch tray.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

The fact that they could have used CGI on everything else in the movie Green Goblin, him flying through the sky, but they're like, no, we're going to do 220 takes of this.

[Josh]

It's insane.

[Andy]

It's crazy.

[Josh]

I mean it's cool. But everyone thought it was fake, so it wasn't. Until they're like, no, we really did that. Like, oh wow, that's cool.

[Andy]

Like 25 years later, Toby's like, finally. Toby. That'd be no hate. I don't want to hate name shame. But that'd be a tough name to grow up with, I think.

[Josh]

Toby.

[Andy]

Toby.

[Lily]

I think it's kind of cool.

[Josh]

Yo, Toby. Especially Keith. Toby Mack. Toby the tiger.

[Andy]

I feel like it would just call me tubby if I my name was Toby. They would just call me.

[Drew]

You're projecting.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Andy]

Yeah, maybe I am. Shout out all the Toby's out there that aren't to be any of you.

[Josh]

Are we still love you, Tobias. Is that what it's short for?

[Andy]

I think. I don't know. I think people just named Toby. Maybe not.

[Josh]

There's no way.

[Andy]

Sure. I mean, I guess maybe. Maybe that's the office of me.

[Josh]

This is Toby. There's no way. Tobias is a pretty cool name.

[Andy]

What do you think of when you hear the word Tobias?

[Josh]

Tobias. Amish people.

[Andy]

I think of rested development. That was the blue guy.

[Josh]

Oh, right.

[Drew]

He showers in his jorts.

[Josh]

Amish people.

[Andy]

What does he call that? He calls himself like. He's like, well, you're one of us. Oh man. Can't remember Dang it. Someone's gonna be in the comments. Like, obviously, it's this a thespian.

[Drew]

No, this is what he calls himself, though, right?

[Andy]

No, yeah, no, I'm. No, I'm straight.

[Drew]

Did you see my comment about how you guys were talking about what I missed?

[Andy]

Whatever.

[Josh]

You guys are like, no, it's fine.

[Drew]

You guys are talking about.

[Josh]

What are we.

[Drew]

What are we talking about?

[Andy]

What are you talking about?

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. The movie about the cardinals. They got.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Conclave.

[Josh]

Conclave.

[Drew]

I was gonna say Covenant. And I get my sound. Okay. Conclave.

[Andy]

Yeah. Their marketing strategies through the roof right now.

[Drew]

You were like, yeah, it's got Stanley Tucci in it. And I'm like, it's got Rafine in it.

[Andy]

Sure. Everyone knows that, though. But it's like Stanley Tucci is just there. That's awesome. That's great. John Lithgow. Dumbledore, dude.

[Drew]

Not my Dumbledore, but do you think they killed.

[Andy]

Do you think they. They killed the pope so that they make more money on that film?

[Drew]

When did that movie come out?

[Andy]

2024. Oh, actually, no. It might have been January. I think it was this year.

[Drew]

Really appropriate timing.

[Andy]

Yeah. It's up for an Oscar.

[Josh]

I thought they already did the Oscars.

[Andy]

They did. I didn't know if they won.

[Josh]

I thought I got an Oscar.

[Andy]

If it was 2024, they would have. 2025 is next year's. Would be next year's.

[Josh]

They won under the category of most Catholic.

[Andy]

Oh, cool.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Who won last year? Barbie. Oh, good to have you back, Lil.

[Drew]

Thanks.

[Andy]

We missed you. Corey doesn't fill your shoes.

[Josh]

Episode 140.

[Andy]

140. Dude, we're halfway freaking there.

[Josh]

And guess what that means. We have a new sheriff that dropped today.

[Andy]

There it is. Can I grab from you? Whoa.

[Josh]

Is it. Is your reverb on or something?

[Andy]

I remember. No. Dang it.

[Drew]

Oh. What does Andrew look like? It looks like Jack Johnson or something with his outfit.

[Andy]

Jack Johnson, Dude.

[Lily]

Jack Johnson.

[Andy]

I was got really. I didn't realize how.

[Josh]

I was trying to think different.

[Andy]

Jack Johnson. Look.

[Josh]

Jack Johnson. A Jack Johnson.

[Andy]

Jack Johnson. I don't know.

[Drew]

It's the fancy outfit in the flip flops for me, dude.

[Andy]

Imagine just us singing Asian covers to Jack Johnson's music.

[Drew]

Banana pancake.

[Josh]

Banana pancake.

[Lily]

I only know one.

[Josh]

I know she's had.

[Andy]

Oh so fun.

[Josh]

Jackie Johnson.

[Andy]

We can make that Jackie Chan Johnson.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Welcome to the stage.

[Lily]

I may have jumped the gun on thinking we were gonna move into another segment with the reverb.

[Josh]

We Might as well.

[Lily]

Let's do it.

[Josh]

Do you know a song?

[Andy]

That's only if you want a song.

[Drew]

I do want a song.

[Andy]

What if she says no? One day.

[Josh]

Then we will listen to her.

[Andy]

Because we respect women.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Andy]

Women. Women.

[Josh]

It's probably not picking up in that video.

[Lily]

Or just yelling.

[Andy]

You don't think?

[Lily]

I don't know.

[Andy]

Surely it is. That was kind of a cool bird echo.

[Drew]

Sounds like we're in a cave.

[Andy]

Yeah, it does. All right, here we go.

[Josh]

We just thing. We'll think about something.

[Andy]

We'll think about something.

[Lily]

That funny.

[Drew]

Is it an accident?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Drew]

Hilarious.

[Josh]

Speech impediment.

[Andy]

Funny.

[Drew]

No, it's not. It meant.

[Josh]

That is what she meant.

[Andy]

When someone come up to her with a speech impediment, they would stutter or, like, lisp or something. She would laugh at them. And then she'd be like, wait a minute. Was that real? Yes. Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Josh]

All right, let's see what we got.

[Andy]

All right.

[Josh]

We have no pope today. The chair is cold and bare the white smoke fades to gray the keys just sit and stare we see his.

[Andy]

Robe of white the halls are echoing But I don't feel quite right. With choirs that used to sing.

[Josh]

Where.

[Andy]

Is my pope now?

[Josh]

My sweet Jorge? Everything I love from Argentina fades away.

[Andy]

The morrow's chipped and worn the ring has lost its glow the people cry and mourn we bury what we know. But Jorge, he stood strong with his big white pointy hat. I've loved him all along. You've left me feeling fat. But Jorge had it all. Five foot eight. Impure. The papacy will fall. Adios, signor.

[Drew]

Wow. Wow? Was his name really Jorge?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Josh]

Rest in peace, Jorge.

[Andy]

We love you, Jorge. And good luck to the next pope.

[Drew]

You know how they all have, like, a list of names?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

To pick.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

We should. This is terrible.

[Andy]

What?

[Drew]

Because they're not dogs. But we shouldn't name our dogs after them.

[Josh]

After the popes?

[Drew]

Yeah. All the names of the popes.

[Andy]

That's how we are. That's how white people honor one another.

[Drew]

It is to me. It's. It's a gift. It's a kindness.

[Andy]

Absolutely. I think it's a. I mean, I hope you guys know if any one of you dies untimely. And I will be naming a dog after you.

[Josh]

Thank you.

[Andy]

Absolutely.

[Lily]

I don't know if you can use my name, though, because it'll seem a little weird coming from you.

[Drew]

He'll call him Drew.

[Andy]

I'm Drew.

[Lily]

That'll work.

[Andy]

That'll work. Beat all my dogs all the time. Get out of here. Lily, sit.

[Lily]

Josh.

[Andy]

Bad boy.

[Drew]

Jane. I had a boyfriend in middle school.

[Josh]

Ew. What?

[Andy]

Oh, no.

[Josh]

I was just finding out about this.

[Drew]

We had been dating for a while, and I discovered one time by going over to visit his family, that he had a dog named Lily. And he had never told me about it.

[Lily]

Shoo.

[Andy]

On purpose, I guess.

[Drew]

Maybe he was embarrassed.

[Andy]

How young was this dog?

[Lily]

And when did he get the dog?

[Drew]

Yeah, it was old.

[Andy]

Okay, okay.

[Drew]

It wasn't after me.

[Josh]

Well, speaking of a female dog named Lily.

[Andy]

That's Rufus. But for some reason, our son likes to call her Lily. It's weird.

[Drew]

Yikes.

[Josh]

Thank you.

[Lily]

Yeah, that was good.

[Andy]

What'd you say?

[Josh]

I said, speaking of a female dog named Lily.

[Drew]

Watch it.

[Josh]

We have a question.

[Drew]

Joshua.

[Andy]

That was pretty good, dude. Hey, Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Whoa. That was way over the line. Do you know how much.

[Drew]

This is my yellow.

[Andy]

This is my yellow Power Ranger. This is a collectible.

[Lily]

You just got in a car wreck. I apologize.

[Andy]

Just a Weeze, if anything was. I do what's at stake.

[Josh]

Golly, now I'm sweating. We have a question.

[Drew]

I'm listening.

[Josh]

And unfortunately, Lil, again, we don't come up with these questions.

[Andy]

We can't.

[Josh]

We can't.

[Andy]

That's the rules.

[Josh]

We said they are sent in by the audience. And this question is for you, Lil.

[Drew]

All right.

[Josh]

Today'S question, sent in by a viewer. One of you. Lily, where were you?

[Drew]

When?

[Josh]

Where were you today?

[Andy]

I think you know what we're talking about.

[Josh]

Where were you, Lily?

[Drew]

Three thousand, 911.

[Andy]

Well, we weren't gonna ask that, but now we have questions.

[Josh]

Where were you April 21, 2025?

[Drew]

I don't know. Look, when was that?

[Andy]

Yeah, let her come up with an alibi real quick.

[Drew]

Monday.

[Andy]

Where were you Monday?

[Drew]

Easter Monday. I went to the park in Umatilla with the girls. We played for an hour.

[Andy]

Just the girls?

[Drew]

Mm.

[Andy]

Anybody else see there?

[Drew]

Yeah, a lot of people. There were a lot of people at the park. It's a popular park. There was another little girl named Lily there, right?

[Andy]

Probably another dog there, too, huh?

[Josh]

So made up. April 21st was the day we lost Jorge. You were at the park, huh?

[Drew]

I didn't know yet. Yeah, you told me already.

[Andy]

What's the name of the park?

[Drew]

I don't know. You? Matilda Recreational center or something like that. It's by Sensational Farm.

[Josh]

Was it maybe the Vatican Park?

[Drew]

No.

[Andy]

Are you sure?

[Josh]

Because we have some pretty.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

Damning evidence. Is that a Perfect way to say. Can you say that and remember that?

[Andy]

Yeah. But whoa.

[Josh]

Because it's not a cuss word.

[Drew]

Pretty darning evidence.

[Josh]

Pretty darning evidence.

[Andy]

Yeah. That we got sent to us by this viewer who also said in the question. And we're scared, Lil. To be honest, to be quite frank, we're terrified.

[Josh]

Because I'm terrified.

[Andy]

I'm terrified. As. As a friend, can you explain this?

[Josh]

This is you standing in the park of the Vatican.

[Andy]

Send it to the chat so she.

[Josh]

Could see it with a bottle.

[Drew]

Why is that funny that says so big? Why'd you guys edit my head so big?

[Josh]

I don't know why she's laughing.

[Andy]

First of all. I. I mean, your head's always been that big.

[Josh]

You're holding a bottle that says Pope poison.

[Andy]

What? Lily, why would you be holding that?

[Drew]

Why do I look like a.

[Josh]

So where were you on April 21? Apparently, according to the date at the bottom of the picture, it's dated 4, 21, 2025.

[Andy]

Well, you can't fake that.

[Josh]

The day that we lost Jorge, holding a bottle of poison.

[Andy]

Pope poison.

[Josh]

Pope poison.

[Drew]

This is the scariest picture ever.

[Josh]

You're telling me.

[Andy]

Because this says a lot about you.

[Josh]

This is a lot about you. And I don't know how you're gonna get out of this one. Don't know that. Hello.

[Andy]

I mean, what about your life? What about your future? What about your kids, Lil?

[Drew]

Yeah, what about the kids?

[Andy]

The fact that you haven't even have to say that out loud.

[Josh]

We weren't even accusing you of that.

[Drew]

He died of natural causes. He was saying sick.

[Andy]

We were just trying to figure out why you were taking a really, like, oddly timed photo.

[Josh]

We never accused you of killing the pope. We were just asking where you were, and it seemed like you were in the Vatican. We never, ever accused you of killing.

[Drew]

That's what you were suggesting.

[Andy]

That's who you're.

[Josh]

You're projecting now, Lil.

[Andy]

Us.

[Josh]

Because we would never suggest that you're my. You're my wife.

[Andy]

Us.

[Josh]

That makes me sick that you would think that I would think that. I'm just confused by this picture that's clearly dated 421 2025, holding a bottle of Pope poison in the Vatican. But I would never suggest that you would do it.

[Andy]

No. But not. So you brought it up. And now. Now I'm wondering, not only does she have a hand in this, but in 911 as well?

[Josh]

Yeah, because she seems suspicious about that as well.

[Andy]

Right off the. Right out the gate, right off the bat.

[Josh]

Right off the plane.

[Andy]

What?

[Drew]

Look how ginormous they made my hand.

[Andy]

Who is who? Who is that? What are you talking about?

[Josh]

Well, I guess you guys heard it here first. Lily, she thinks this is funny, which is sad. Yeah, she killed the pope. Did I say Mitchell?

[Andy]

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[Drew]

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[Andy]

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[Drew]

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[Andy]

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[Drew]

This is the craziest picture on planet earth.

[Andy]

You should see the unedited version.

[Lily]

It's wild.

[Andy]

You wouldn't like it.

[Drew]

My mom has been sending me the thumbnails, and she's like, who do I need to kill? Because you guys make me look like a monster.

[Josh]

That you make, though.

[Andy]

Well, first of all, not all of them are you, Andrew. Not all of them. We've had. We've had some. Some terrible thumbnail faces grabs, but that's fine. That's part of it.

[Drew]

Can I tell you something?

[Andy]

Supposed to be expressive.

[Drew]

Expressive I discovered about this shirt. The lady that sent it to me made this shirt. It's not a hand me down. She made it.

[Andy]

Yeah. That's why I couldn't believe you would wear it to something so horrendous.

[Josh]

We also mean no disrespect about the pope thing.

[Andy]

We just know time has passed and people die, man. It's unfortunate.

[Josh]

And we grieve through humor.

[Andy]

That is a moking kepinism. Yes, that's what I was gonna say.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Drew]

Did you hear Andy say to be honest?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So he said, right.

[Josh]

And Lily, just making fun of you.

[Andy]

Murder people and you just try to make fun of my speech impediment. Go for it.

[Josh]

You ready for this? These are some of the popes in the runnings.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Josh]

This last night. And there's a name of one of these or cardinals in the running for becoming pope. Yeah, there's a name and just list. You'll know it when you hear it.

[Andy]

Perfect.

[Drew]

Cardinal Luis Tagley from the Philippines is a front runner to be the first Asian pope referred to as the Pope Francis of Asia, with a heavy focus on social justice and caring for the poor. Italian cardinal Pietro Perolin is 70. He served as Francis's secretary of State. But he lacks pastoral experience. Another Italian cardinal, Pierre Batista Pizzabala, is also on the short list. At 60, he's lived for the last three decades.

[Andy]

In the middle Piano Pizza Bali from Italy.

[Josh]

Pizza Bala.

[Andy]

Dude, there was Batista in there. That's kind of cool. Very good.

[Drew]

Secretary of State. But he one more time experience. Another Italian cardinal, Pierre Batista Pizza Ball.

[Andy]

Is also Pierre Batista Pizza Bali.

[Josh]

I'm like that most Italian name for real.

[Andy]

We gotta do it. I don't know if I can vote, but I'll vote for him just in case.

[Josh]

Pizza Balla.

[Andy]

We got to secure that. Dude. That's awesome.

[Josh]

Dang. That's crazy.

[Andy]

Pierre Batista Pizza Balla.

[Josh]

Pierre Patita Pizza Ball.

[Andy]

That's amazing.

[Josh]

Father Pizza Balla, please.

[Andy]

Pierre Pier Batista Pizza Ballet.

[Josh]

That is so cool.

[Andy]

That's great. Yeah, they nailed it. Whenever the cry. Whatever. The cry in the hospital when we named, you know, it's. You know, what were we. What name were we joking about? Toby.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy]

Toby the Cry 100. They're like, yeah, that's. That's Pierre Batista Pizza Ballet.

[Josh]

That's my son.

[Andy]

Mama, Mama mia.

[Josh]

Hungry.

[Drew]

Can I have the baba, you guys?

[Josh]

So we did a live YouTube live emergency. This comes out a week ago.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And it was great. We had a lot of fun.

[Andy]

Ton of fun. We have, like. Yeah. A ton of viewers in it. Just engaging, asking questions. Yeah, it was crazy. It was nice to stay focused on, like, basically one thing the whole time. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Which is what we'll probably utilize that for in the future sometimes. Maybe.

[Josh]

Definitely. And we had some weird people are calling the demon glitch.

[Andy]

Yeah, dude, that was terrifying.

[Josh]

So if you guys haven't seen the live. It's on our YouTube. It's called emergency episode number two.

[Lily]

I think if you back up to, like, 25 minutes.

[Josh]

Yeah, I think it was around, like 25 or 28 minutes.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And we were talking about AI potentially being demon possessed because it was. I was talking about my AI was just saying weird answers, and then I just completely glitched out. You did, like on. Yeah, on the video. And I was like, clit and clit and clit and it goes.

[Drew]

That's good.

[Andy]

It was six times. Each time. That was a crazy thing.

[Josh]

Yeah. And then you were making.

[Lily]

It was six times each time.

[Andy]

That's what they said.

[Lily]

And how many times did it glitch?

[Andy]

Three times.

[Lily]

So how many glitches?

[Andy]

I mean, 18, 200,000.

[Josh]

But then Andy was making fun of the Earl. You're laughing at it and then you Glitched out laughing about what just happened with the whole demon possession thing.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So that was fun. That was really cool.

[Andy]

And we didn't know about it until Lily called us in the middle of the live chat and she's like, everyone's freaking out and this is a big deal.

[Drew]

Yeah. We all heard.

[Josh]

So creepy.

[Andy]

What?

[Drew]

Everybody was like, what's happening? It was crazy.

[Josh]

It was nuts. And that one, in those like two minutes, we received like 1200 comments in the live chat. It was like, it was crazy to read it.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

People were driving when it was happening too. It was wrecked.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So scary.

[Josh]

But we're definitely gonna try to do more.

[Andy]

That was so much fun.

[Josh]

But the other night, speaking of scary stuff, this was scary.

[Andy]

What happened?

[Josh]

So I got ring for my house, you know.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh]

I can't even, you know, the neighborhood alert.

[Drew]

Think about this.

[Josh]

You ever get the neighborhood alert? So I woke up at 4:42 in the morning and saw I had two neighborhood alerts from 2:00 clock in the morning. And the first one said loud knocks on our window. Tonight, about 2:15am we were awakened to what sounded like a loud knock. And then another neighbor, because I looked it up, another neighbor that probably lived, I don't know, couple miles away.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

They said like at the same time, around the same time. They said anyone hearing random humming from a female voice at this hour checked cameras and saw nothing.

[Andy]

Female humming?

[Josh]

Yeah. And then I'm like, immediately I'm creeped out.

[Andy]

I'm just. What?

[Josh]

Yeah, this is 2:00 clock in the morning. I go back and look at the person that said the knocking thing. Because they do like follow ups in the comments and stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And they said I just saw that alert from the humming thing. And they said, I didn't want to say it because I thought I would sound crazy, but it sounded like a female voice humming around my. Outside of my house, like at the windows.

[Andy]

That's so scary.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I don't want that. No, that's not a horror movie, dude.

[Lily]

Did you figure it out?

[Josh]

No, they never figured it out.

[Lily]

There were multiple reports in my sector too.

[Josh]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

What does that mean?

[Josh]

I don't know of a female humming.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's like no fractu, but a chick.

[Andy]

I. It reminds me of the Russian dancing lady. Oh, gosh. Dancing lady.

[Josh]

Serbian.

[Andy]

Oh, that one's creepy.

[Josh]

Yeah. So I don't know what that was about.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's super weird. I. I wonder what that could be. I wonder if there's Any correlation of stories of people hearing a woman humming? What are you doing out there, woman?

[Drew]

I don't want to look into it. I'm too scared.

[Andy]

Quit humming around my house. Do you have security lights?

[Drew]

We have ring cameras.

[Josh]

We have one screw.

[Andy]

Yeah, like, especially on that.

[Josh]

We have the back.

[Andy]

Your house just shows, like. Yeah, like just. Yeah, big one under the yard.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So anyone tries to get into the yard, like, it immediately would just hit him.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. You guys are scaring me. I was. I took a shower late last night, and it was like one of those, like, moments. You know that scary movie Psycho, where she gets, like, stabbed in the shower. I'm going, we're so vulnerable.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

In the shower.

[Drew]

Well, in life generally. Jesus, come back. It's so scary.

[Lily]

I'm in the thread and it said this happened multiple times to me a couple years back off another street in the area. Someone else said it happened to them at 2 to around 2am but it was three to four very abrupt knocks. There's like a bunch of people who didn't want to call the cops for something that they heard and then went away. You know, it wasn't like an ongoing thing, but, yeah, multiple people in that and that thread.

[Drew]

What ends up happening to them?

[Lily]

Well, they buy ring cameras and talk to their neighbors about it, so that's where they are.

[Andy]

If you don't hum back, she takes your vocal cords in the night. That's what I've heard. That's what this is. This is what I've heard. This is a rumor. That's what. Yep.

[Josh]

Earth K talked about the same humming woman.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Josh]

Dang.

[Drew]

Dang.

[Andy]

She's out there, Gerald.

[Drew]

That's really good.

[Josh]

So, yeah, that was my scary story.

[Andy]

I don't like that at all.

[Josh]

I don't like it either. You know what? I don't like that.

[Andy]

I think that the most. I don't get scared very often, but I think the. The glitch thing scared me a little bit just because it was, like, so spooky. And the sound of it not. Not knowing what it was. And then we waited on that email and then we heard the recording of it.

[Josh]

Yeah, I. Yeah. Have I put it out of my head immediately and just thinking that it was nothing.

[Andy]

Cords, y'.

[Lily]

All.

[Josh]

I also haven't used ChatGPT since.

[Lily]

Y' all's reaction to the numbers was underwhelming.

[Josh]

I thought that the numbers.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

What numbers?

[Lily]

Six. You said six glitches happened three times.

[Andy]

Well, yeah, I know. They are three sixes. Yeah.

[Lily]

Six. Six.

[Andy]

Six.

[Drew]

Don't say it.

[Andy]

Yeah, Six.

[Drew]

The. What was creepiest about it was the timing because you guys were literally on the subject of.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Technology. Being demon possessed.

[Josh]

And I was like, right now I'm just calling it a really crazy coincidence.

[Andy]

It's for sure that's never happened before.

[Josh]

That's never happened before.

[Andy]

But yet we've done lives before and it's never happened before.

[Lily]

Somebody went back through and said that we had. Every time we circled back to the topic is when another series of glitches would happen. They actually mentioned, like the thesis of the section we were talking with the timestamp.

[Andy]

So I don't know that that'll be studied one day.

[Josh]

I'm convinced when you're using Chat GBT that it's listening to you while you're typing.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure you signed some kind of agreement. It's listening to you out loud because.

[Josh]

I had it plugged into my computer. The audio with Chat GPT pulled up.

[Andy]

So interesting.

[Drew]

Funny. It was pulling a prank on you. Thinks it's funny. You're gonna log on next time. They're gonna be like, did you like that?

[Andy]

Could you imagine? Long time no see. You know what I could see?

[Josh]

Funny joke.

[Andy]

Right?

[Drew]

Our girls are going to be like adults and maybe we'll have grandchildren. And they're going to be like, I use ChatGPT for. They're going to use AI is going to be so integrated into their lives. We're going to be like, you know, it's from the devil.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

For real.

[Drew]

We're literally going to be like these old people.

[Andy]

Yeah, 100%.

[Josh]

Well, since we're on the topic of AI, I mentioned it on the live, but now I want to dive deeper into it.

[Andy]

Let's dive deep.

[Josh]

Okay. The theory is that whatever powers that be and AI, they are purposely making words disappear.

[Lily]

Ew.

[Josh]

Yeah. And so I saw this. It's from the account ask Tuesday on TikTok. And I. I actually have used CHAT GPT since that incident because I was trying to ask it about this and. But as I was typing out. As I was typing out. Let me, let me back up first. So the theory is not the theory. What they say is happening is between October 2023 and February 2024, over 11,000 English nouns dropped in usage by more than 80%. So it's not slang or outdated terms. It's functional vocabulary. And so some of the examples that they gave were the word threshold, repetition, resolve. So those are some of the examples that they gave Terms connected to boundary setting, identity and memory recall. So AI flagged the terms, assuming it was a con or what was it? Content drift. But the, the rate of disappearance is too fast for culture. Basically. Like they're going away too fast. It's not leaving the culture. It's like they're purposely getting rid of these words or using the words on AI softwares. Interesting.

[Andy]

Yeah. What's the motive?

[Josh]

I guess what, I'm getting to it and it's creepy.

[Drew]

We're jumping again.

[Josh]

So apparently they look deeper into it and what they found was structural large scale neural feedback models now optimize for engagement by removing emotionally heavy terms that cause user hesitation. I know that was too smart for me to say.

[Drew]

So words that have a negative connotation in a way we associate it with something Negative.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Or charged.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Just bogs the quickness and the response.

[Josh]

But 1984, they, they said, what was it? That's not optimization, that's linguistic erosion. And once a word falls below 2% of network visibility, it triggers the vanishing word protocol. Reclassify it, downrank it, replace it, not delete it. Just less shown, less spoken. Until one day you reach for a word like integrity and it's no longer in your mouth or your feet or in your memory.

[Andy]

That's terrifying.

[Josh]

Yeah. And so I asked when I was typing this out, because I was asking about it and like I've not heard anything about these 11,000 words, whatever. And it was like super broad. And so I was typing, do you know anything about the term vanishing word protocol when it comes to AI or the Internet? And as I'm typing it said network error occurrence in my chatgpt just wouldn't stopped working.

[Andy]

Interesting. I'm like, dude, come on, they're rigging it, dude.

[Josh]

And then I put it back in like, I haven't heard that. Can you point me to where you did hear that so I can work backwards?

[Drew]

Is there a guy that's sweating on the other end going, override, override.

[Josh]

But what I found interesting was in the book 1984 by George Orwell explored the concept of eliminating words through the invention of Newspeak, the official language of the totalitarian regime. The idea was that by reducing the number of words in a language, the regime could limit the range of thought.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Essentially making certain ideas unthinkable.

[Drew]

Yeah. Literally.

[Andy]

Because our brain can't comprehend anything that we, you know, that's out of our reality.

[Drew]

Well. And you don't have language to articulate.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

A certain emotion or a certain thought.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

We are very limited language already. Yeah. Makes sense that they just like keep chipping away at it.

[Josh]

So Orwell's big idea was by eliminating words, you eliminate concepts. No, words for freedom. Then freedom itself becomes a foreign, even unthinkable idea.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh. This is what I've been saying. Literacy, the ability to, to be literate and articulate yourself opens the door for anything. You could do anything or be anyone. Words are everything.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

This is so scary.

[Josh]

Yeah. Because, yeah, words, they're attached to feelings, they're attached to ideas. And so if you slowly eliminate words that are attached to concepts or ideas, then in not that long of like in a couple of generations, there's going to be kids that have no idea what certain things are because there's not even a word to it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

You know, and there's historic precedents for trying to control words. Words like, look at like the Protestant Reformation and how they were trying to control like scripture being accessible, like being just in Latin or original languages to the people's tongue. They didn't want that because if people had the power to know and to understand, then it was a threat to their power. So this has been done before.

[Drew]

Yeah. That's how they enslave people, is by taking away their literacy. And also women, like countries where women aren't allowed to learn how to read, it's to keep them behind.

[Josh]

Yeah. It's crazy. It's a terrifying thought.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It seems so far fetched. But like, if you do think about it, it's just like you can, it's slowly just taking away certain aspects of society to where one day your kids are just going to be like, I've never heard of that. What is.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh.

[Andy]

Yeah, everything's digital. All it takes is, I mean, a universal system dropping in some code and eliminating this type of language.

[Lily]

And there's.

[Andy]

And then because we're all learning from the web, so it's just, it's whatever they want to give us.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And there's like the dark way of looking at it, like where it's an intentional, like, you know, we're trying to eliminate things on purpose, but there's also like multiple languages don't have the same words. So the most efficient model is to like come up with a central shorthand across different, you know, ethnicities and languages and cultures. But by doing that, it's like food. You know, you can have a simple, you know, you can do it week in, week out. School cafeteria lunch. It's basic and it's terrible. Or you can have like vastness of cultural, you know, cuisine, like. Yeah, just because something's efficient doesn't make it best. But I don't know that AI models understand that. And that's like assuming that there isn't some evil overlord, like trying to diminish us.

[Josh]

Well, let's just play that there is. Okay. This overarching, you call it Illuminati, whatever.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Dark power trying to change the structure of which society thinks. The whole world thinks. China. Starting off with China, they have come out and said that by or starting September 1, 2025, AI will be mandatory in schools for children starting at 6 years old.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh]

So AI is going to start teaching the children of China and then the US. Several states in the US have passed bills mandating AI and course curriculum. South Korea, first country in the world to introduce AI textbooks nationwide. And in the UK, 60% of teachers are already using AI for work related tasks. That's from Dylan Page, Shout out, our favorite CIA member. Yeah. So if we're talking about AI is purposely, or whoever's controlling AI or whatever is purposely trying to eliminate words. There's been 11,000 well known nouns that are losing or that are being taken off of AI or they're not using those words in one year. And now we're going to start teaching our children from AI. They're not going to know these words.

[Andy]

Yeah. They're going to be learn exactly what they hope for, like what they plan.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And there's precedent for this too. Like we talked about. Was it the Rockefellers that had their hand in American education?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Right. So they're doing it again over there. The powers that be want to control education so that they can keep everybody in a mental cubicle moving in line in conformity to their agenda rather than being, you know, open minded, free thinkers.

[Josh]

In China. Yeah, in China, their excuses, they're trying to prepare the future that's going to be dominated by AI, which logically makes sense. Right, right. Like if AI is taking off and we know that this is the next leap in the technology. Industrial revolution, tech revolution, whatever, then it would make sense to teach the next generation about AI and how to use it. But if that's their primary source of education, then it will completely mold and manipulate the young minds.

[Drew]

You know, it's just so scary because we've had so many technology jumps in the course of the last hundred years or whatever, you know, and I feel like as a culture we have not even caught up to the impact that the Internet has had on the research. Like, what are the implications of someone growing up and not learning how to research or find out these questions for themselves.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

You know, what does that do to our psychology?

[Andy]

The leaps between technological advances are getting smaller and smaller, like the spaces of time between each of it. And now we're not even able to look at a culture and see how it's affecting it in the long run. Like it's. It's going to be crazy 50 years from now to look back and look at all the whatever substances or chemicals that we allowed in our food.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

All of this technological advancements that we're making and edits that they're doing to it. Like, we have. We have no way of knowing the impact.

[Josh]

That's why reading is.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Reading books.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Is very important.

[Drew]

Be in protest to what's happening by. By enforcing reading in your home and allowing your kids to develop a love for reading, like hard text and like real books and stuff like that. And finding these old words. They're going to be old words. That's why I'm so excited for this classical education because they focus on reading and logic and grammar and things that are apparently going to be extinct.

[Lily]

There's. There's even scriptural, like, references and how to combat stuff like this. I. I don't want to misquote him, but John Piper does a thing where he's talking about Sabbath and he's like, if you're in a particular line of work. So he's. He references like mental versus, like, physical. He's like, if. If you labor six days a week with your mind, Sabbath with your hands. And so the entire. The concept of like spending a portion of your week full in on a certain type of thing, but then taking that break away from it, I think is scriptural and I think is healthy, especially for parents who are trying to raise kids who will be competent in the future, but also not slaves to what the future looks like.

[Josh]

Yeah. I'm reading a book right now that was written in the 1970s and there's so many words. And I'm like, I have no idea what the word means.

[Andy]

Really?

[Josh]

Yeah. So I'm like looking it up. I'm like, oh, I think I knew that.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But it's just like, it's. You just forget it because you're not. It's not in front of your face all the time.

[Andy]

Totally. Yeah. That makes sense.

[Josh]

It's so important. Also, Lily uses really big words, especially with the girls.

[Lily]

I heard you saying something about that earlier. I want Like a list of the, the words. I need to start making a list.

[Josh]

Because I asked her something. What does that word mean?

[Lily]

I'm like, it's great.

[Andy]

Soap. Soap.

[Drew]

You know what soap means, Josh? Not familiar.

[Josh]

You said do the dishes. I don't know.

[Drew]

Foreign language.

[Lily]

That's how I felt my first week of Bible college because I came in as a third year and I'm sitting in, you know, classes where everyone's using like sanctification and propitiation. And I'm like Christianese, just nodding my head. And then immediately I actually got in trouble in a class. My professor was like on a rant, literally, like got angry and he was like, Mr. Saludez, I have no idea what you could possibly be doing on your computer right now. I haven't started giving notes. And I was like, I'm, I turned my computer around slowly, embarrassed as heck. And I was like, I'm looking up the word you just used. He apologized in front of the class. He was like, I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that. It's been a long day. It means this. I just like turned my computer back around. It just feeling everyone staring at me.

[Drew]

Oh no.

[Josh]

Well, how do you feel about like in colleges? Because I saw a video of this girl that was using AI for note taking.

[Lily]

I've seen this.

[Josh]

And the professor was yelling at the student saying, you can't do that.

[Lily]

I'm against that.

[Josh]

I mean, against what?

[Lily]

I think the professor was wrong.

[Drew]

Oh yeah, I agree with you because.

[Lily]

But, but so everyone's like, well, AI is going to write the papers and kids won't know stuff. Here's the thing. You can solve the entire problem by instead of doing papers, make the classroom like a hands on experience. Make kids articulate what they know. Like if they're communicating verbally, it doesn't matter what I wrote. If you can regurgitate. Oh yeah, I wrote, yeah, okay, cool. You're quoting the paper, then you know it.

[Andy]

And so also to be a teacher is to adapt and know your audience.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You're. If you're, you're saying I'm going to be a educator to these, this generation of college age kids, then guess what? That comes with everything that college age comes with.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And that's new technology, that's new habits, that's all that stuff. The kid wants to record a conversation, upload it to AI thing and actually sit there in class and just listen and not worry about all the notes so they can go back and look back. That's going to be Organized.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Not everyone has the same opportunities in high school or middle school or parents that push them to be good note takers, to listen well and they have to learn.

[Josh]

Terrible note takers.

[Andy]

It's a tool.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

But if you're not using the tools, that's on you do it.

[Drew]

And that's what AI. That's one of the benefits of AI. I think that's what we're supposed to be using it for.

[Josh]

That's what's scary is that it has so many benefits.

[Andy]

There's give and take to everything.

[Josh]

Yeah. But there's so much danger involved with it as well.

[Andy]

But that's everything. That's the Internet. I mean, literally, there's so many bad things on the Internet. There's such terrible things with uses of our phones.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy]

I mean. I mean, everything is permissible, but not everything is beneficial. That's what the Bible says. So you can have a lot of it. It may be fine. But you know, what is it the best thing for you? And so I think there's that line. You just really have to know. I'm not willing to take this line even if it is going to help me, even if it's going to lead to something else.

[Josh]

This conversation in like 30 years, it's going to be like, yeah, people from like the 1940s talking about their kids reading comic books and how terrible.

[Drew]

We're the cavemen. We're the cavemen of this whole thing. But, I mean, there's gonna be a shift.

[Andy]

There's. They're gonna know when AI came into humanity. There will be a shift. Do you think?

[Drew]

Consider that. Okay, I'm listening to that book, Right. Hold on to your kids. I forget the guy that everybody listened to it. If you're a parent, it's like amazing. It's got some of the things I don't agree with, but Gabor Mate is the co author. He's all over TikTok right now. Gordon Newfield is the doctor and it talks about attachment between parent and child. But I'm on the subject right now. He did it afterward. It's at the end of the book. He uploaded it a couple years ago. But this book is from a while back talking about the digital age. And there was a rhetoric going around initially when, like the Internet came out and phones and technology and all that stuff that you could put in your pocket, cell phones, whatever. They were saying, you need to have your kid on this stuff regularly so that they can assimilate and they can learn and be on track with Their peers when it comes to technology education. And parents are like, this is good for my child. Right. And look at the impact now that it's having on our kids. It's ruining them. It's ruining their attention spans. They can't learn. They're angry. Have you seen the kids that are like, iPad kids and their parents, like, one day wake up and they're like, we gotta get rid of this iPad. Their teeth hurt. The kids are, like, having true withdrawals and their teeth are hurting. We have to. We had to get ahead of this.

[Lily]

My question, though, is AI is definitely speeding us up. Right. Like, we can sit through way more meetings, like, on a professional level. We can do, like, three meetings back to back because we know we don't have to retain it because AI's taken the notes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And so the speed at which we're moving, I feel like technology is outpacing what the human mind. You talk about, like, dopamine depletion and, like, all these other things. And so I think we're getting to a place where AI moves faster than, like, I don't think we're going to evolve to a place where we keep up within the life cycle of this tech. Boom.

[Josh]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Lily]

I think we're going to come to a place where, like, we're being efficient. We're getting more done than we've ever done. But you talk about the rise in depression. You talk about, you know, or you just.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, definitely, like, burnout. Complete dependency on this technology, too, because.

[Andy]

We can't keep up anymore, which crumbles if anything goes wrong. We have a big blackout. Yeah, we're done. So.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, imagine. I mean, especially people who haven't developed their own, you know, just, you know, just ability to live a normal human life. And.

[Lily]

What are. What are some ways? Because we've all. We all use AI. Like, we've sped up our. Like, me and Andy cutting reels, you going burning through the podcast. Like, we're moving way faster than we did when we started the show.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Like, what are some practical ways? And I know there's a comedy podcast and I'm taking a serious turn. But, like, what are practical ways that you've found to combat, like, that level of burnout and that pace? For me, it's been like the woods. Like, I notice if I actually go and surf or go and fish or go in the woods, and I'm, like, looking out at a horizon. I remember the first time I went deer hunting last year, and I just sat the guy next to me was like my guide was like whispering and he was talking. And you know, every time it was just silent. Like, I'm not throwing shade, Riley. You're free to talk to me. When it was silent, I was looking out and I just was like, this is the deepest breath that I feel like I've taken.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

In months. And so I think getting in nature and just looking out at the horizon with no tech in hand is like super healthy. Is there anything you guys have been doing that's like helped?

[Josh]

I mean, just reading yard work. Yeah, I'm like reading now.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

For the first time a long time.

[Drew]

And you do yard work?

[Josh]

Yeah. Freaking love yard work.

[Andy]

Yeah. You got to disconnect. You have to. I love just hanging out with the girls, having fun, actually laughing, man. Like I'm just even realizing, like I'm seeing my girls smiles more. And Demi has such a full smile now. She's almost 10. So it's like there's no more gaps or anything. It's crazy to me. But it's stuff like that, like that's just like. You got to cling on to the realities of life and what God's given us. And yeah, we can enjoy a. We AI. We could enjoy our own work, whatever, but at the end of the day, we just have to have a complete hold on to what's true.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And man, it's getting so much harder and more difficult to realize people are falling for, you know, false stuff all the time. The truth is it's. It's muddying the waters a little bit, which is kind of tough.

[Josh]

I also do been really getting into like ballet and stuff.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah, I know. You seem a lot more flexible.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

I thought that was you. Yeah, I saw you.

[Andy]

What's your favorite pose?

[Josh]

Oh, just your typical nutcracker.

[Andy]

Oh, cool. Yeah, I love that. Dude, that's awesome. What's the point?

[Josh]

My mind was searching for any type.

[Lily]

I'm like, what's a ballet?

[Andy]

I only know the nutcracker pose. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's very brave of you to do that, man. That's awesome.

[Josh]

Love the nutcracker.

[Andy]

Yeah, man, that's great.

[Josh]

Just. Yeah, it took months to master it, but yeah.

[Andy]

Speaking of nutcrackers though.

[Josh]

Yeah, we gotta.

[Andy]

Don't go anywhere.

[Josh]

Don't you ever do that again.

[Andy]

I alley ooped you.

[Lily]

Perfect.

[Drew]

See you later.

[Andy]

Alligator. Well, I went to sundaycoolswag.com, got me a shirt for me and my mom. It says see you later. It's really cool. Gotta check it out. It's Sunday. Sunday. Cool.

[Josh]

Sunday, Cool dot com. Sundaycoolswag dot com.

[Andy]

Is that it?

[Josh]

See you later, alligator. That's what your dad said. Thanks for watching the ad when he abandoned you.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Couldn't come up with anything, huh?

[Lily]

No.

[Andy]

Hit me below the belt.

[Josh]

All right.

[Andy]

And we're back.

[Josh]

Well, we just figured out that I accidentally kicked the cable to Lily's camera, so you guys know it by now. If it did work or didn't work.

[Andy]

But she's back now.

[Drew]

Here I am.

[Josh]

But now you can see her.

[Drew]

Is there a memory card in there?

[Andy]

No.

[Drew]

How do you guys do it? Memory cards.

[Josh]

Yep. SD cards. Speaking of SD cards and memory cards.

[Andy]

Yeah, I was actually gonna say that.

[Josh]

Memory cards are like the brains.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

To a camera, sure. In our version of a memory card.

[Andy]

I'm with you.

[Josh]

Is our brains.

[Andy]

I'm catching up.

[Josh]

And if we want our memory card brain to work.

[Andy]

I'm with you.

[Josh]

We need the proper nutrients.

[Andy]

Almost.

[Josh]

Keep it going.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Josh]

Magic Mind.

[Andy]

Whoa.

[Josh]

Magic. My baby.

[Andy]

I have no idea where you were going with that.

[Josh]

We just got a package, literally, right now.

[Lily]

That's actually sick.

[Drew]

They're like jewels.

[Josh]

Look at that. And they got some new stuff. They got Magic Mind free, which is caffeine free. Magic Mine. Now their original Magic Mind and Magic Mind. Max. Yeah, baby.

[Andy]

Listen, you guys want to clear energy, you want something that's going to just clear your head of all the gunk and all the worry, all the stress. Listen, Magic Mind's where it's at. When I drink Magic Mind, my mind explodes with thoughts of creativity, of love, kindness. I don't know why you would want that.

[Josh]

Why wouldn't you want that?

[Andy]

Drink a Magic Mind today? Because it changed my life.

[Josh]

It says the Magic Mind, the new Max. It says our nano encapsulation process allows us to time release the additional caffeine over six to seven hours.

[Andy]

What? I thought it took at least twice as long.

[Josh]

No.

[Drew]

Sure.

[Andy]

Wow. I mean, twice as short. Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Crazy.

[Josh]

Thanks. Magic Mind.

[Andy]

Magic Mind, you're the best.

[Josh]

So go to magicmind.com forward/ninja and use the code NINJA20 to receive a significant discount.

[Lily]

Oh, and you're Magic Me.

[Andy]

And drink with the ninjas.

[Lily]

Drink. I needed that before my road trip. That sounds perfect.

[Josh]

Thanks, Magic Mind.

[Andy]

Thank you.

[Josh]

Magic Mine. See that?

[Andy]

There's a trash can right there, buddy.

[Drew]

It's like, extended release. Magic Mind.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Lily]

I'm not happy about that camera.

[Andy]

I want to beat it up.

[Drew]

Wait. Throw it back to me.

[Andy]

You yelled at everyone.

[Lily]

She is on this camera, too, so we can.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, we can just do whiting.

[Lily]

We can cut to her in the room.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Wait, give it to. Wait, wait.

[Josh]

You missed it.

[Andy]

She wants a second shot.

[Josh]

No, you lost your chance.

[Drew]

Give me another chance. If I make this, you have to be happy.

[Josh]

No swat.

[Andy]

Bad mood. Josh. Here he is.

[Drew]

I mean, this is to be double happy.

[Andy]

Double math. Oh, no. This is gonna be rough. Dang, this is gonna be real rough.

[Josh]

Do you know what time it is? Question corner.

[Andy]

Question corner. Question corner with Lily, where the questions are fresh on her mind.

[Drew]

So sad.

[Lily]

Not the high porn.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Josh]

Hi.

[Lily]

What high porn?

[Josh]

Hype porn.

[Drew]

I heard. I had to correct it in my head. Okay. All right. Everybody I consulted, I consulted our Discord.

[Andy]

What? Go, keep talking, for the love of almighty.

[Drew]

I just. I consulted our Discord Chat. Stop it.

[Andy]

You gotta push through.

[Josh]

I was just.

[Andy]

Done.

[Josh]

We're done.

[Andy]

We're done. We're over.

[Drew]

I consulted our Discord group through our Patreon. So if you're interested in chatting with.

[Andy]

Us, link in the Bio.

[Drew]

Go to patreon.comninjas. this is from J. Deadman is his username. If you were abducted. This is a hilarious question, if you think about it. If you were abducted by aliens, what tactic would you use to convince them to take you home? How are you pitching them to send you back?

[Josh]

I just pee and poop on myself.

[Drew]

They're expecting that, I guess. Yeah, I would.

[Andy]

I'd fall desperately in love with the leader. Yeah, I'd fall desperately in love. Like, it would be, like, as soon as I look up, like, after I'm getting probed, I, like, look back, I look him in the eyes, and it's like that dreamweaver, like, slow motion.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah. Wayne's World, dude.

[Drew]

Yeah. So Wayne's World.

[Andy]

That's probably what I do.

[Lily]

They'd probably be trying to study you. So you got to do, like, you know, can't predict the next move. I just try to be as erratic and, like, weird as possible.

[Drew]

Yeah. Like you have rabies.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Like, they have. No. What is this? This is not. This is like, an outlier in our sample size. Like, we got to put that one back.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, pretend I'm, like, a furry and, like, act like a dog.

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah. Or be way too happy to be there. Way too happy.

[Josh]

Guys, this is awesome.

[Andy]

I can't wait to stay forever here with you. Right here, always by your side.

[Josh]

I'm going to be here forever. I can't see you forever. I would really love to be here.

[Andy]

Please let me hold your hand.

[Drew]

That's what you were gonna say? What I would do is I would try to convince them that they had, like, the wrong species. I'd be like, you guys are missing it. We are, like, of a low intelligence.

[Josh]

That would not work.

[Andy]

We poop out our mouth.

[Josh]

They'd be like, we know exactly who you are. We have your DNA.

[Drew]

I would be like, you're missing the secret.

[Josh]

No, we're not. We're very intelligent. We've actually been here for thousands and thousands and thousands of years before.

[Drew]

Let me pick.

[Josh]

Humans were even formed.

[Andy]

And the alien. You got to pitch it to him.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm the alien.

[Drew]

You've got us all wrong.

[Josh]

Do I?

[Drew]

Look at our history. We destroy each other.

[Josh]

Look at the pyramids. We built them.

[Drew]

No, you guys did what I said.

[Josh]

I said we built them.

[Drew]

Oh, you said.

[Andy]

No, you guys did.

[Josh]

Exactly. You're not going anywhere.

[Andy]

Back in the jail cell.

[Drew]

That further affirms my point. What you really need to go after are the spiders.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

Very highly intelligent.

[Josh]

Hey, Clebo, she said we gotta go after the spiders. Okay, yeah, yeah. You're not going anywhere.

[Drew]

The camera. And you're taking it out on me.

[Josh]

No, I'm taking it out on the fact that I'm an alien and your thing will not work.

[Drew]

I don't want them going back for another human.

[Josh]

Oh, we're going back for plenty and more.

[Andy]

Plenty more.

[Josh]

Yeah, plenty more.

[Andy]

All day long. Everyone's dead.

[Josh]

Sorry.

[Andy]

Me bop meeple. I'm sorry.

[Josh]

I don't trust you.

[Andy]

I think you're full of baloney.

[Drew]

Anyway, that was my question from Jade Edmond.

[Josh]

Dude, every time I'm mad at Lily, I just talk in an alien voice. My true feelings. I'm upset with you now. I'm not upset with you.

[Drew]

It feels like you are.

[Josh]

No, I'm at the situation.

[Drew]

There is no situation.

[Josh]

The situation is we might not have the first half of this episode of your camera view.

[Drew]

You get to hear my beautiful voice.

[Lily]

Should I just use the photo of her with the Pope bottle the whole time?

[Drew]

Yeah, please don't.

[Lily]

Just full frame. I'll stretch it to.

[Josh]

We'll figure it out. Yeah.

[Andy]

Anyways, let's do old footage of Lily and just the. The mouth won't sync up.

[Josh]

Yeah. If you go back to every episode and find the word that she has said.

[Andy]

That's perfect. Splice it all together.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

We don't use many words anymore, so that should be easy.

[Josh]

True.

[Andy]

Speaking of alien invasion, can I Talk about that Betty Barney Hill thing that I found.

[Josh]

Yeah. If you want to skip Andrew's reel.

[Andy]

Oh, gosh. Golly. Yeah. Can't do that.

[Josh]

We can't do that.

[Andy]

We can't do that was a joke.

[Josh]

Because you're setting it up for after the reel.

[Andy]

Of course I am, Andrew.

[Josh]

Here's what that beat.

[Andy]

Yeah. I'm an alien, and I want to.

[Josh]

See something a real.

[Andy]

A real.

[Josh]

From Andrew.

[Andy]

Yes, please.

[Josh]

Ill. Lily, you're not going anywhere.

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

I was. I was getting in a loss, so It's.

[Lily]

It's okay. This. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. This is Paige's greatest fear as a teacher. This is why you shouldn't send your kids.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lily]

To public school.

[Josh]

Nice lice.

[Lily]

This is crazy. How does it get this bad?

[Josh]

Okay, ready? Three, two, one.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Drew]

This poor girl.

[Andy]

Oh, Lordy. That is. Are those all live.

[Josh]

Bro?

[Drew]

How did it get so bad?

[Andy]

That's what I'm saying, man. At that point. Buzz cut. Buzz cut, babe.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Hey, I gave the girl buzz cut today, honey.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Yeah, it just gets worse.

[Drew]

Now I'm gonna feel like my head's itchy. This whole episode.

[Josh]

I hated that, dude.

[Andy]

I almost made a lice joke to Kelsey, like, at night when we were laying down. And I know I literally held back because I'm like, she will not take this as a joke.

[Drew]

Yeah. Have you ever had lice?

[Andy]

I don't think so.

[Josh]

Look at them.

[Andy]

Yeah, of course I took all of it. No, I don't think so. I think Demi had it when she was a kid from, like, yeah. Some daycare or something, which was a nightmare, but I've never had it.

[Lily]

But every time. Every time. There's, like, a case in one of the school's pages worked at. I mean, for, like, two months, every single day when she gets home, she's like, I have my. Yeah, I have to, like, sit there. I'm like, I am sure you don't have it, but where do they originate?

[Drew]

Can you get lice?

[Andy]

Huh?

[Drew]

Can you get lice?

[Lily]

Why would I not be able to?

[Drew]

Because your hair is a little more coarse and then a thing.

[Lily]

Wasn't that, like, a Hispanic little girl? He gets, like, the same hair. I don't know.

[Andy]

He gets rice. Just comb your hair. It's rice.

[Lily]

Why is that the joke that got you guys?

[Andy]

We got rice.

[Drew]

I've never had lice. I'm really scared of it.

[Andy]

You sure see some stuff pouncing up there.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh, really crawling.

[Andy]

Yeah, 100%.

[Josh]

I've heard that life. Dandruff, a dirty greasy head.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And I don't wash my hair ever.

[Andy]

Yeah, well, you've got beautiful locks. Everyone loves them. Everyone. Everyone drop a comment for Josh's beautiful head of hair.

[Josh]

Too bad they're fake.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Josh]

Aliens.

[Andy]

Yes. Betty Bonnie Hill. So you remember that story, Lil?

[Josh]

No, Betty and Barney Hill. Remember?

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, from the show.

[Andy]

Interracial couple in the 50s or 60s.

[Drew]

American story.

[Andy]

Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah. And so they're driving, they see a ufo. This long story short, because it's really told, I think, high strange, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was. Yeah. And it just. They tell it super well on there, but there's a detail that really stuck out because after. While they are up there talking with these aliens. It was a long kind of thing and they were able to really go back and forth with communication of them. They even to the point where they put on, pulled out Barney's teeth because he had dentures and they couldn't understand how his teeth came out and hers didn't. And so she was using that, you know, just talking back and forth, explaining to them that it was dentures, all this stuff. And there was one point where she saw a what, what we would call paper, just a notebook of journal. And she was looking at it and it looked like these. This map of stars, right? Just little dots, about 20, 25, six dots with lines and stuff. And so she was asking about this and she was just kept asking more questions and where are you from? And all these things. And the guy was being really weird, not answering the alien guy. And the alien guy looked at her at one point after asking questions about all these dots and all these markings, what they meant. He said, there's really no point in telling me, telling you. There's really no point in telling you where I'm from if you don't even know where you're at. And so when they get dropped back down, she goes and she takes a piece of paper and she draws what she saw, right? The 26 dots with the lines, the circles, everything building out. And apparently when this got documented, people checked it and it was checked by multiple, multiple scientists. And they just couldn't figure out what it is because they were thinking maybe, well, if this is our sun, this would mean these things would exist over here. And it just, it was markings that she wouldn't know how to explain. She just said, this is what I saw.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And so it was years and years that went by and until a scientist was looking around through a telescope and they started connecting certain dots. And when they brought it back, it was the exact same star map that she had written 10 years ago. I just sent you the picture.

[Lily]

Wow, dude.

[Andy]

They did not discover that until a decade after their abduction. Holy smokes, is that not wild? I mean, if that's not the most obvious proof of something really weird happening, I don't know what is.

[Josh]

Well, where is that?

[Andy]

Well, the sun. The sun is. Let's see here. The sun is apparently our. That dot right there.

[Drew]

Oh, our son.

[Andy]

Our sun is the. The top dot right there. And so everything that she pointed out was true. And apparently these aliens are from the Zeta Reticuli. Is what it's. They're called Zeta Reticuli, a binary. Binary star system with two sun like stars.

[Josh]

Do what sounds like a cardinal running for the.

[Drew]

I said reticuli.

[Andy]

Pretty cooli yeah.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

Dude. I love that story. And the fact that like I just found on that detail on who's on a subreddit, that's getting a lot of traction right now. It's pretty great.

[Drew]

It has two sun like stars. Yeah, that'd be nuts.

[Andy]

Huge, dude.

[Josh]

That's insane. I mean, it's dead on.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, how do you just make that up?

[Josh]

So wait, where was she? Was she on a ship?

[Andy]

She was on the ship whenever this was happening, having this conversation with aliens, dude.

[Drew]

What ended up happening them after that? Like, because American Horror Story depicts that they go to an insane asylum.

[Andy]

But no, I mean, they. They continue to be advocates and helping a lot of other people with their stories of trying to like, figure out what really happened to them. But yeah, I mean, they. The thing is, they were international couple at that time. That was not great. So them coming out really put them under the spotlight and a lot of ridicule, a lot of the stuff, but they haven't changed their story. Things like this happen and it come just to me confirms it.

[Josh]

What's up with the T thing I missed?

[Andy]

Well, that was just a detail that I thought was really interesting. Come out hurt, you know, because they.

[Drew]

He had.

[Andy]

Barney had dentures and so his teeth came out. And she's looking at. They're looking at her teeth.

[Josh]

Aliens.

[Andy]

Yeah, aliens. Not knowing why her teeth don't come out. Oh. And so they were kind of blown away by that. And so it's just. They were just learning. But I hate that line. It's like, I'm not going to tell you where we are if I mean, where I'm from, if you don't even know where you're at, I'm like, that's so scary.

[Josh]

Don't like that.

[Andy]

Yeah. Wild stuff. Absolutely great.

[Josh]

Don't like that at all.

[Andy]

No.

[Josh]

Speaking of aliens, though, I also have aliens to speak about more.

[Andy]

More. Is this the good stuff that you're talking about?

[Josh]

No, that was the good stuff I was talking about. But this is also good. That was the good stuff.

[Lily]

Oh, boy.

[Andy]

Oh, man. Okay.

[Josh]

All right.

[Drew]

I thought it was awesome.

[Andy]

It was great.

[Josh]

Yeah. The hav mouse hof.

[Andy]

Masseuse.

[Josh]

The half masseuse.

[Andy]

What is that?

[Josh]

They are a race of beings that the Paiute people talk about. Okay, so Paiute Native Americans.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

This tale comes from an interview in the 1930s with Paiute native American woman named Chief Frank or Little Buck. And she. Chief Little Buck, yeah, Chief Little Buck.

[Drew]

Chief Frank, yeah.

[Andy]

Miss Chief. Miss to us.

[Josh]

But she spoke to this journalist.

[Andy]

Sorry to be frank, you guys.

[Josh]

You want to keep going back?

[Andy]

Hey, let us make the jokes and then you can move on.

[Josh]

She was speaking to the. She told this whole story to this journalist named James Donahue. Wait, that sounds really familiar. James Donahue. I'm James Donahue. Yeah, but it's crazy. And she says the pirates, they speak of this race of beings called the Hav Mas. But they're described as pale skinned, blue eyed people who lived in the. I don't know how to pronounce this the. But the Pan. Panamint. P A N A M I N T. Panamint Mountains of California.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Josh]

Near Death Valley, which we talked about. Death Valley, Interesting. But according to the story, they arrived thousands of years ago, possibly by air, and ended up settling underground. Well, they allegedly created a vast subterranean city beneath the Panama Panamite.

[Andy]

Some California mountains.

[Josh]

California mountains, complete with technologies far beyond the indigenous tribes of that time. And they were known for flying silver ships or what the natives called them, skyboats.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Josh]

But they talk about this technology that they had. They had ray weapons, apparently what they describe, and it says that they had. They would hold these silver tubes and they. When they would shoot them, beams of light would basically disintegrate people. And they had. They called a gliding craft or sky boats. Silent. And they said that they could fly great distances over a short time and sometimes they would see them flying to the stars. And then they had metal tools. The metal tools. That's the one that I thought was absolutely fascinating because it says that these tools didn't wear out the machines that could or they were machines that could cut through rock effortlessly. Instead, they described them as even melting the rock.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

Which we talked about that before.

[Lily]

Right.

[Josh]

Legends in South America and even in Egypt. They talk about the way that this stuff is made. It looks effortless, and it, like. It looks like it could potentially have been melted rock.

[Andy]

Yeah. But that also could be explain all those ancient cities that went away with a rapid, intense heat.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Because it could be used for a weapon and as a tool.

[Josh]

Yeah. But they supposedly built massive underground halls in cities carved into marble, complete with lighting that didn't rely on fire, is what they talked about.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

The architecture is described as glitch glowing with the walls that gave off light. And they said that compared to, like, what they described today, it's like they looked like cathedrals of marble underground.

[Andy]

Wow.

[Josh]

Very similar to the guy that we talked about a couple weeks ago with the Death Valley. That's what I was thinking going into this. It looked like just polished marble.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Very interesting stuff.

[Andy]

I mean, who says they're not connected, right?

[Josh]

Yeah. But when taught of, like, what were their interactions? Like, the Paiute people and these alien dudes, they said that they communicated through telepathy.

[Drew]

Oh, boy.

[Lily]

Always, dude. Right?

[Josh]

Always. They. They didn't use telepathy. They said that they would speak directly to our minds without moving their mouths.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's like, okay, freaky, but the initial contact. According to the story, the Paiutes first encountered the Pav Masuv while traveling through the California mountains. The Hofman Sus were not aggressive, and there was a period of peaceful interaction. They would trade knowledge and goods. In some stories, they helped the Paiutes during times of famine and drought. So, I mean, that's very comparable to the Watchers teaching them skills of agriculture, technology, all that stuff.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Also the location, California. I mean, we hit the Lizard City, we talk about all the Aztecs. I mean, that's. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. Over time, the Hav masseuse withdrew further underground as more settlers and other tribes entered the area. Some versions say that they feared aggressions of the, quote, white man, the European settlers, while others suggest that they were simply finishing their mission or returning to isolation. And in one version, a group of Paiutes followed the Hav Masuvs into a cave entrance, but were turned back by light beams or strange energies. After that, the entrance was supposedly sealed. Some. Some say it was by a rockslide. Others say the Hav Masuv themselves sealed it up.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Josh]

And.

[Andy]

But story after story, man, yeah.

[Josh]

Insane. And then I'm like, well, what are the other comparable, like, Native American stories? Like, are there any that speak of beings like this? Sure, there's plenty.

[Andy]

Oh, snap.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Just in that region or all over.

[Josh]

All over North America.

[Andy]

I mean, this. That's the thing. Like the paradise show on Hulu, when they have the city that goes underground because the war, you know, the war on Earth. I mean, who's. Who knows, man? I mean, it's huge. I mean, there's so much of our earth that we haven't explored. We have all these caves that have their own ecosystems. They're so big. Like, who. Yeah, I want to know, could there.

[Lily]

Be stuff in there, how connected all of those cave systems are? You know, like the east coast stuff to the West Coast? Who's to say that they don't connect?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And our minds just don't go, oh, there's stuff underneath us. It's like, no, everything's above. Like, that's just. We don't even. It's. It's like the vocabulary thing. It's not even in our mind that there could be something underneath.

[Josh]

I know. So the Hopi tribe, they talk about the Ant People, which I think we may have mentioned before, but that was in Arizona. It says that they lived underground, they built cities underground, and that they were pale and had large eyes. The Navajo Southwest us, so that's close to that region. They called the Snake People, reptilian or serpentine beings who lived underground and possess advanced knowledge often associated with tricky or trickery or control. And then the Lakota, Dakota, Sioux, and other tribes talk about the Star People, which we've talked about the Zuni and the Hopi, they have the Kachinas, basically the spiritual beings that came from the sky to go underground.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Josh]

Taught humans how to live, build, plant, and pray, it says. They said that they wore elaborate helmets and suits, which is weird. And then you have the Cherokee, Choctaw and Chickasaw, and they called their beings or whatever the builders of the mounds. They said they were a race of giant light skinned beings who built great mounds before the tribes arrived. These beings disappeared underground into earth after their time ended.

[Drew]

You know, so interesting what we learned about the Native Americans from our region. Like, where are the ones Seminole? And then Timoku and Timokuin.

[Josh]

Oh, Timokuin, Timuchen.

[Drew]

They always talk about their mound building. But did we get it wrong? Were they not building the mounds? Was it these giant people?

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, a lot of people like the. This. Was it the Serpent Mounds in Ohio.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

But, but even, even if both people were building, it would make sense that they would continue something that they saw.

[Drew]

Yeah, true.

[Lily]

You know what I mean? Cuz they do find artifacts if they.

[Josh]

Taught them to pray. Right. So like they're teaching them like maybe to worship them or like whatever.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So like build these mounds.

[Lily]

But you know, I don't want to derail it. But remember when I talked about the moon? Was it moon eye people or moon eye children? That was another pale, pale face.

[Andy]

Large Ohio.

[Drew]

And where was Mississippi?

[Lily]

It was like Appalachia and then they crossed over. But then tricksters, the men Hun and Hawaii as well.

[Drew]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh]

Yeah. So that's the Serpent Mound in Ohio.

[Lily]

Dude, it's everywhere. It's creepy.

[Josh]

Dude.

[Andy]

It's crazy because we. I learned about this. Like there's an ancient city in Missouri. Like there's these huge ginormous pyramids type of mounds that apparently was at one time the biggest civilization in the United States.

[Drew]

We talking about.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It's the craziest thing. And they have ruins still to this day. And I'm like, I lived there and I had no idea.

[Josh]

Yeah. When you told me that, I looked into it a little bit more and they said that this city had more people than all the UK at this point in time.

[Drew]

Settled in Missouri.

[Andy]

Would you chill act Missouri. It's beautiful. It's beautiful to bear wasteland and stop it. But yeah, but it's kind of crazy because it has like a type of Aztec type of architecture.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And so like in the middle of the country.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It's so strange.

[Drew]

That is really crazy.

[Josh]

I'm telling you this. We're just a record player at this point. But like the commonality between the world is insane of like talking about very specific things.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

The fact that the US had all these different tribes. A lot of them hated each other too. Yep. Living on opposite sides of the country. All talk about some sort of being from the stars that lived underground. They moved underground.

[Drew]

You know, it would be like cosmically hilarious. I'm not like wishing this upon our country or anything like that. But like a lot of like the conservative Christians that kind of define the narrative right now in you know, politics or whatever. You know, you talk to some of these people about like the end times or whatever and you think they all think that America is just like this huge powerhouse of like godliness and virtue and whatever. Like where we got it. Right.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

But what if we're like, like this land is just like full of demons.

[Andy]

That Would be hilarious.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

That would be so funny.

[Andy]

Yeah. It tracks. It tracks. We can see.

[Josh]

I can see that you got a landfall demonstration.

[Andy]

I mean, wouldn't we talk about these lizard people? Wouldn't that be a result of a humanoid creature or something, living without sun?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, and living underground, like over time, evolving. Yeah, like, so your skin becomes more adaptable to a dark and wet place with no sunlight.

[Josh]

I mean. Yeah, we talk about the. How the watchers obviously made it with the women of Earth and created the Nephilim.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But like, it also not canonized. But the Book of Enoch, it talks about them bastardizing God's creation and creating these hybrids of people. And that's where you get stories of mermaids, vampires, all this kind of stuff. So, like. And if you're gonna say all that stuff. Reptilians, that would.

[Andy]

Bigfoot. Just a Nephilim with bad Genesis.

[Josh]

Could be the hairy cousin.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I'm sure he wears great jeans. I don't mean to say. I'm sure he's got style.

[Josh]

It's weird though, man.

[Andy]

Yeah, super.

[Josh]

I don't know if I want to see one of those things, though.

[Drew]

Never ever.

[Josh]

I'd be fine from a distance.

[Andy]

Yeah. And it makes you wonder why they wear the helmet and stuff like that.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andy]

To make you think that there's something they're not. What if it was just a lizard person underneath that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know, helmet. You have no idea.

[Josh]

That's weird.

[Drew]

I would just. Yeah, I would love to find out. I hope the Lord tells us where we get to see it.

[Josh]

I think we'll know about it. I think we'll know about it.

[Andy]

Do you want to hear about a scary mountain?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I love scary mountains.

[Andy]

We're on a scary mountain roll right now. Okay. So in Pakistan, there is a mountain that is called T Rich More Mountain, which is also. And trans. Translated to the King of Darkness Mountain.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

This is in Pakistan.

[Josh]

I don't know how to name mountains.

[Andy]

They really do. Now, there's a reason probably why they have. It has this dark name. Because in 1950 was the first time anyone actually discovered this large mountain actually ever went on it, ever tried to summon it. They don't have an exact number throughout the years of how many people have died on this thing. But it's said to be hundreds. It was unsubmitable at one point. Right. But certain people have claimed that they've reached the summit, which is totally cool. That's fine. But there was a time that it Was open rain, anyone could go. And there were some weird stories every now and then. Like, there's, like, there's some lore that fairies lived. There was a castle of fairies that used to live on this huge mountain. And there would be ginormous frogs that would hide within holes and eat anyone up. And before they went up, Carnivorous frogs. Carnivorous frogs. Which is terrifying to think of, like a frog the size of a school bus, like, lurking behind you. Right. They're saying that they were ginormous. Yeah, apparently they were ginormous. They would swallow humans whole. But I mean, like, I heard that. I'm like, whatever. But apparently this isn't even, like a myth. There's people who have seen these. I don't know if you would call them monks or whatever you would call them, but they were just people that are indigenous to that area that would live on the mountain. They. People wouldn't know their names. People wouldn't see their faces, but they would know. And they. Apparently, they would claim we're there to protect the. The space between nature and people and trying to keep this mountain at peace. Because there's a lot of lore to it. And it says if you. You summit it and it doesn't. You know, it doesn't. The mountain doesn't kill you on your climb, within a year, you die. And there's been claim after claim of this stuff happening. Right. And at one point in the early 2000s, it got shut down. They said, you are not touching this mountain. No one can go on. This mountain is completely restricted. Guess when it was. When they restricted this. September 2001.

[Drew]

Oh, well, it's weird. Coincidence.

[Andy]

Yeah. They say it's because it's near the border. I think of Iraq or Baghdad, I guess. Whatever.

[Josh]

Whatever is in Iraq.

[Andy]

Yeah. So Iraq, it's close by, and that's what they claimed. And so for almost 20 years, no one was able to go up on this mountain. And in 2019, the US government said.

[Josh]

You couldn't do it. Or the government people of Pakistan. Okay, yeah.

[Andy]

Said you cannot go up. It's completely restricted. In 2019, a French group of mountain climbers got permission to go up it. No one was on this mountain. So they go up this mountain, and on 20 years, first time in 20 years, they're going up this mountain, and this is just a thing that they just threw out. I'm like, how is this not a big deal? They're going up this mountain, and they see over in the far distance, another group of people coming back down the mountain. Pardon and they're like, that's weird. They go up and they have a conversation. These people are Russian. They're a Russian group. Had no. No interest in having conversation or like sticking around. And then they left. French people up there, went up there and went down with no problem whatsoever. And still to this day, it's very restricted. People aren't allowed on it. But one story that I found very, very particular, like, very interesting was. I believe it was in like the. It was in the 60s, this man named Peter from Austria and his two friends. They decide, we're busy at school, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna go mountain climbing. We love mountain climbing. We're gonna go to T rich more, right? They get there and they start climbing. And then they make a base camp to reach the summit. They sit down at the base camp and they sit down, they look in all their supplies, all their food and everything like that, and they realize they don't have enough for three people. So they're gonna decide. They decided we're gonna send two people up. One person's gonna stay at base camp.

[Drew]

No way.

[Andy]

Right. How they decide to do this is during doing a poker game. So they have a poker game. It's pretty intense. And Peter, the one who organized the trip, loses his two friends. Then that morning leave to go summit the rest of Tiki Rich, the king of Darkness Mountain, and they die. They fall, apparently off an ice sheet. That's what's said. They never recovered the bodies that I know of, and they just happen to die. Peter walks completely unscathed, goes back to college and starts reevaluating things. Couple years later, this guy starts working at a company called Nestle.

[Drew]

Shut up.

[Andy]

His name is Peter Brabeck, who is now the found. I'm not the CEO of the World Economic Forum. The same man who went on top of this mountain had two his best friends. Parish went on from there to start working at Nestle. And ever as since then has been working for Nestle until recently.

[Josh]

And he was appointed by clout Klaus.

[Lily]

Yes.

[Josh]

The new chairman of the World Economic.

[Drew]

Literally demon possessed.

[Andy]

I mean, it's kind of crazy. This is the same guy who said that water is not a human right?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Is that. He was. You know, people said he was misquoted, but I'm like, that's literally what you said, though. It's not a human right. And when he started working for Nestle in 1970, it gets kind of crazy because he became the marketing director and he went to Chile for Nestle. Nestle and Chile and Nestle. And so he was there and he was running it. And but you look at, you look at all the things that they did in that time within South America and in Africa. They started pumping instant formula.

[Drew]

Oh yeah.

[Andy]

Like crazy, right? And it got to the point where they said, listen, we're going to start giving it to you for free. We're going to give it to you very low. Because they knew they couldn't afford it. It was a low middle income country. And so they started giving them all this instant formula. And you know, with breast milk, if you don't use it, you lose it. Right. And so they start having all these babies that are dependent on this formula and then they start using the water that's available to them in their village. Poison, which is dirty, poisonous water. And it says on the label, if you use this water, it will kill your baby. Guess what? 10 million babies. Holy. At the hands of Nestle. Because of this instant formula peaking over, like, on average, it was a 2. It was $200,000. 200,000 infant lives being lost on average. And he was there. And the thing is, which was really crazy, Nestle had a huge part in it because they would send their sales women to the hospitals in these countries dressed as nurses.

[Lily]

I saw that.

[Andy]

Yeah. Dressed as nurses to educate on formula, saying that the doctors are preferring this, which is. Was not true at all. What? Yes.

[Josh]

Is that not like a Geneva dude?

[Andy]

They've, they've had to pay. They've had to pay millions upon millions and millions of dollars not only for that they had. They were supplying chocolate and treats and all this stuff during World War II to the Nazis. They were using people in concentration camps for workers. Not paying them, not feeding them, not anything.

[Josh]

And so you.

[Andy]

When you look at this, it's just such a dark history.

[Josh]

So now he's the chairman of the World Economic Forum.

[Andy]

And now he's the chairman of the World Economic Forum.

[Drew]

I will never look at the Nesquikbunny the same again.

[Lily]

So the story is that two of his friends fell on an ice sheet after playing poker. These people had the capability of logistically planning a trip across the world and ascending a mountain. Or is it that every time we talk about satanic dark stuff, there's always an exchange of sacrificing what you love most? And did he make a trip with his best friends and leave them behind.

[Andy]

And become one of the richest, most powerful men in the world?

[Drew]

Okay, well, you never.

[Lily]

That was a lot.

[Andy]

You never thought. No, I did.

[Josh]

I Went I was stuck on the mountain.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

And then you said that. I'm just like.

[Andy]

Well, I was just looking it up because I. The mountain had nothing to do with it. I was just looking into him. And then I was looking into his history and everything like that. And he says, this was a big transformative moment in my life. This has kind of changed everything. Put things in perspective for me. And you can't find. It gives you the name of the height. His friend. You can't find anything on his friends. Anything at all. And it was just kind of like a weird thing, but just connection after connection.

[Josh]

That's so weird.

[Drew]

It's weird that it was such a spooky mountain. You never explained the Russian dudes, though.

[Andy]

That's it. That's what the thing is. They just blipped it and gone.

[Josh]

Did they just. Did they describe what the Russian dudes looked like at all? Like.

[Andy]

No.

[Drew]

Was it them where they go.

[Andy]

The Diatlov Bass guys?

[Josh]

No, I'm thinking of the Mount Kailash, what we talked about last week. So it's the Mount Kailash in Tibet. Yeah. So they were both. There's a group of mountaineers that went up the mountain.

[Andy]

Oh, that's right here.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

And then Siberian mountaineers. So I don't know the nationality that group that went before them. But the Russia is heavily invested in Mount Kailash, studying it and all the anomalies that are about it. What if there's like a weird time slippage portal.

[Andy]

Yeah, like. Like the dark. The TV show. Something like that connection. And it's weird, right? Because I mean when I saw they stopped it on. They restricted the mountain at September 11, September 11, 2001.

[Josh]

And the Mount Kailash is restricted from. You can't climb that either.

[Andy]

Yeah, but you think about the Gilgamesh stuff that happened during the Iraq war. I mean, all this stuff, man, it's just such a.

[Josh]

The Stargate stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's super strange.

[Josh]

You just opened up a box.

[Andy]

I'm telling you, I found that mountain by accident. But you look at the picture of the mountain. It's massive. Dude, it's so crazy.

[Josh]

That's a wild story.

[Drew]

How spooky is that?

[Josh]

Yeah, the World Economic Forum is spooky enough, but the connection now is. Makes it way more spooky.

[Drew]

Is that the same group that. Do you remember like hit. They did that weird like satanic performance.

[Andy]

So just huge out of nowhere.

[Josh]

I don't know. That was like for some tunnel. But I think the World Economic Forum was involved in that somehow. Okay, but you looked into Klaus Schwab a little bit today, and his. How his father was a. A Nazi.

[Andy]

Yeah. They're like crazy big. Like they're working for the actual. They moved in the middle of the World War II to help out the Third Reich.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Drew]

He's been there is like the most.

[Josh]

Powerful person who founded the World Economic Forum just stepped down.

[Andy]

He just stepped down on the day that the. The Pope passes away. And now this guy Peter is in charge.

[Josh]

Peter, Klaus, Peter the Pope.

[Andy]

They just assumed on the same day. What if it's not the Vatican? What if it's the Vatican? What if the step above the Vatican is the World Economic Forum?

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. Are you guys joking?

[Josh]

This is real. That is crazy.

[Andy]

It's a weird coincidence.

[Josh]

That's weird.

[Andy]

Yeah. Super strange.

[Drew]

Wow. Weird.

[Andy]

Yeah. Did we just talk about that on the live. The Peter thing?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Okay, so watch the live. But there's the prophecy of the popes leads to us to believe that the next Pope is going to be named Peter.

[Josh]

Peter the Roman. Yeah.

[Drew]

And then. And he will be the last Pope.

[Josh]

Yeah. Before Judgment Day.

[Drew]

Jesus, come back, please.

[Josh]

Well, probably is cool. That's wild.

[Andy]

It's fun, right?

[Lily]

That's great.

[Andy]

It just kept taking me down farther and farther, man.

[Josh]

I love mountain stories.

[Andy]

Yeah. There's something weird about. Aren't there. There's also. There was another quote I wanted to read of Peter's, but never mind. Can't find it.

[Josh]

Nestle, man.

[Drew]

That's crazy.

[Lily]

Hate that.

[Josh]

That's terrible. How do these people. How are they even a company still?

[Lily]

Yeah, that's like, you know, we hate cancel culture for a lot of reasons, but sometimes y' all want to take, take, take up a cause.

[Josh]

Yeah. You know, like, stop buying Nestle.

[Drew]

We're defenseless again.

[Lily]

It was. It was 200,000.

[Andy]

Look what they owe the own, though.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's.

[Andy]

It's impossible. It was everything we buy.

[Lily]

You said. What was the figures on how many assumed infants?

[Andy]

10 million is what they said. But they was reaching up to every year. It was on average 200,000 per year each year.

[Lily]

Yikes, dude.

[Andy]

Yeah. And they're saying like, oh, we're done now. Right? 2011. There's still 19 countries that are saying they're still doing this. They're still doing it. So it's not just going away. They're just under the radar.

[Josh]

And he's the person that's supposed to be dictating what. Because the World Economic Forum is like, just it's basically an arm of the United nations. At this point. We're making policy changes that affect everything globally.

[Andy]

And that stuff's not public. Those conversations aren't, of course.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Like shown.

[Josh]

It's like, that's terrible, man. It's like right in front of your face.

[Andy]

Yeah, we don't care.

[Josh]

Well, we do care, but, like, what are you going to do about it?

[Andy]

That's what I'm saying. But that thing, like, we don't even care. Like, like we just. Most people just hear it and just don't even talk about it. At least talk about it.

[Lily]

At least.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Start having that conversation. And because it's gonna, you know, we. We just don't. We just become apathetic about it. Our kids will do. The generations will follow. It's like, oh, it's just how the world works.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

Super scary stuff.

[Josh]

Freaking Nestle, dude.

[Andy]

Dude. Nasty.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Ought I punch you in the face? Dude?

[Josh]

I used to love their chocolate milk, man.

[Andy]

Dude, Peter brought back.

[Josh]

I'm never gonna drink that chocolate milk again, dude.

[Andy]

Well, Peter broke your nose, dude.

[Josh]

Yeah. Ah, yeah. Here, chocolate bunny. I'll kick your butt.

[Andy]

Have you guys ever heard of the immortal jellyfish?

[Josh]

No.

[Andy]

This is no joke. The coolest jellyfish. It's literally a jellyfish that if it needs to, it can regenerate to its like, teenage self and in theory could just continuously be a full on immortal jellyfish. Listen, the way it explains it real.

[Josh]

Quick, Fish is a small jellyfish species native to the Mediterranean Sea. When threatened, injured, or faced with adverse environmental conditions, the jellyfish can transform back into its juvenile polyp stage, effectively starting its life cycle over again.

[Andy]

What?

[Josh]

The immortal jellyfish can repeat this process indefinitely, making it biologically immortal.

[Andy]

Dude, the craziest thing.

[Josh]

Those are made by the watchers for sure.

[Andy]

Jellyfish are wild, dude.

[Lily]

Dude.

[Josh]

I have.

[Lily]

I have an ocean story. Oh, straight. Straight off the coast of St. Augustine. Yes.

[Andy]

Oh, let's go.

[Lily]

How did. How do I say the name? I told. I asked Josh how to pronounce his name earlier and he said however he says it, you're for sure gonna correct me. Matanzas Inlet.

[Drew]

That's correct.

[Andy]

Whoa.

[Lily]

Dang. I'm kind of thrown off. Oh, there was a massacre there. But much older than this story, probably justified. I continued to do research while the pod was going. And I'm a little disappointed because the first story that I had, I had an argument with Chat GPT because Chad GBT lied to me when I asked for a true story and said that it was true and when I pushed it was not.

[Josh]

But it does that, man.

[Lily]

But they based it on another story, which isn't as crazy, but is also true. So I'm gonna, I'm just gonna turn my phone around and I'll pop these photos up, you know, on the screen while the pods running. But have you guys ever seen these photos of what washed up on the shore just off that island?

[Josh]

No.

[Lily]

Okay, so these things, this, it's in the, in the late 1800s, this like unidentified creature thing washed up on the shore. And we're talking it's like 18ft long, 3ft off the sand, and it's also like half buried in this. There's like, these are real photos that have existed. There's photos of people like spectating the tide wash it away. And then it later showed up. And so they actually, like, they were like, oh, let's not let that happen again. We want to research it. And so they later like dragged it further up, it says near train tracks. So wherever that is in the area. But they got it off the title line. But what's super interesting is they said it had seven legs and a tail. But as like research has continued on this creature, they're surmising like that's was eight, you know, it wasn't a tail. It was the eighth appendage. And most of the octopus like arms had been cut pretty short. You know, this thing had been dead in the sea and so it had been eaten. But when you think about like this was some of the earliest stories of creatures like this or like the pirate era, like 1700s.

[Drew]

Like a Kraken.

[Lily]

Yeah, like the kraken or large, large octopus. But they're saying because of the size of this thing, and if it was. Were an actual octopus, it would have been like the tentacles could have been like 100 foot long because they're like the, they were like this. You can see them in the photos, but they're like this big around at the nubs.

[Josh]

Oh my God.

[Lily]

And so the actual creature, it stands to reason would it would have been, you know, like what we see pictures of like the stories we hear. And so they have an actual proof. Now here's where it gets gray and murky. They took samples from the initial discovery.

[Josh]

All those pictures look great but fair.

[Lily]

They did, you know, they, they took samples and then it was, it was like a. No, I'm doing really bad math. It was like 50 years later that a newspaper recirculated the story. And then someone in the 70s was like, wait, they actually have this stuff that we can study. I'm going to do research. And they decided to take tissue samples. They had it. They still had a piece of this saved. And they compared it to octopus. And they said it most closely compared to, like, squid to whale. All this stuff. The tissue sample most closely like it is. I forget, it's like octopi giganta, something in Latin. But they're like. They're calling it a giant octopus. That's what it is.

[Josh]

Whoa.

[Lily]

And then someone pushes back and they're like, and this is now in the late 90s. And they're like, well, let's do the study again. And I think it happens three times. And it starts out it was definitely an octopus. And then the next person is like, it's gelatinous. And we believe it to be maybe a squid, maybe an octopus, something else. And then. Then someone pushes back again, does another. Another study, and they say it's just like gelatinous blubber. But what I find interesting is they're saying science is evolving, but it sounds to me like the tissue itself is degenerating and decomposing into, you know, just rather than having, like, this structure, it's becoming just the blob. But the first people to study it. And the doctor's name. Yeah, Dr. DeWitt Webb, in November 30th of 1896, is the first person who arrived where two boys had discovered this octopus on the beach. And so it's a professional science person who actually collected the first samples.

[Josh]

Oh, wow.

[Lily]

And so, yeah, this is right off the coast, right off St. Augustine. So all those pictures, we see a pine pirates and stuff.

[Andy]

That.

[Lily]

That is real. And for some reason we don't know about it.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Where's the rest of those suckers?

[Josh]

Literally?

[Andy]

Really?

[Drew]

Am I getting eaten?

[Andy]

They're like, really? Really?

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Lily]

Dude.

[Josh]

The ocean is scared.

[Andy]

Imagine just being grabbed by one of those.

[Lily]

Look at this photo. This is just the top of it being wound up. And they. They estimated that it weighed somewhere on the beach, like, weighed somewhere around like 4 or 5 tons.

[Andy]

Can you send those to us?

[Lily]

Yeah. And so I wanted. I wanted to, like, be sure that I was getting the, like, okay, how much I looked up how much is like a sperm whale eat. And, you know, they'll eat, like, you know, 1500 to 2500 tons. But the amount, some people later surmise that it was like whale throw up. And that's why it was, like, digested in just a blob.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Lily]

But if that's true, then the size of the whale. Whale. And that's just as crazy. It's literally proportionately, just as insane to believe a whale would be that big as an octopus.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So.

[Josh]

Oh, go to. You said Sano scene is a dirty pirate town.

[Drew]

Now it's a dirty pirate town.

[Josh]

That's a dirty pirate town filled with giant octopus octopi.

[Andy]

We're glad you're growing.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I'm not upset about him in morning.

[Andy]

Yeah. Speaking of morning 20s.

[Josh]

We got an episode right after this.

[Andy]

We do?

[Josh]

Oh, yep. On Ninjas are butterfly or patreon.com forward slash. Ninjas are butterflies, baby.

[Andy]

Download the app today. You get a free episode every single week right after Friday's episode. And you get those episodes early as well, which is great. And you get discount codes. We got a private discord. We have a lot of fun behind the scenes footage, Josh.

[Josh]

Yeah. Behind the scenes footage. Behind the scenes footage. That's what everyone loves. And on Patreon, I'm going to talk about the third Temple.

[Andy]

Ooh, yeah.

[Josh]

The building in the third Temple. Okay, so I got this. I don't. Because I think YouTube would take it down real quick if I talked about on here.

[Andy]

Okay, let's try that. I got some. I got some videos to show you one really weird glitch that happened in baseball that I cannot explain.

[Lily]

Saw this, right?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

It's the craziest thing.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Josh]

About that.

[Andy]

Yeah. Patreon.com Ninjas are butterflies. And if you need custom merch hats, stickers, shirts, anything you possibly need, get them here at sundaycool sundaycool.com we can make it happen. It's our workplace. We love everyone here. And you can support Sunday Cool. Like using us as your provider.

[Josh]

Yes. And go make sure to go get our new shirts. See you later, alligator.

[Andy]

Right there, baby.

[Josh]

Yep. And make sure to review us on anything follow us. Subscribe to our YouTube false and Spotify. Do all of that.

[Andy]

Comment your. Your question. Your answer for Lily's question. What would you tell the aliens to get convince you to go back home?

[Josh]

Yep.

[Andy]

All right. Love you guys.

[Josh]

All right, guys. Love you.

[Andy]

All the best.

[Josh]

Bye bye.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Andy]

May disturb you dominoes if any of.

[Lily]

You know what these multi decade UAP.

[Josh]

Bottle nose.

[Drew]

There's a massive police response.

[Andy]

Dolphin style attack.

[Josh]

Thumbnail.

[Andy]

I had no idea that all I.

[Drew]

Want to do not giving any more.