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Josh
Going on vacation. We're here for it. With kids who turn a back seat.
Danny
Into a courtroom drama over whose tablet.
Josh
Is louder, whose charger is faster, and why. Watching the same cartoon for the hundredth time as a human.
Lily
Right?
Josh
Yep.
Danny
We totally have vehicles to handle that. Because whether it's a road trip or.
Josh
A business trip where your flight's delayed, Your phone's at 2%, and your dinner, whatever's open. Yeah, here for that, too. Enterprise. We're here for it.
Lily
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Danny
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Lily
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Danny
Chicago, Chicago, Illinois.
Josh
In the 1800s, there was a cult in Florida that believed we lived in Hollow Earth.
Danny
And we've got the most compelling alien stories you've ever heard.
Lily
And guess what? We have the first crop circles of 2025. And they're here. And they're scary.
Danny
Yeah.
Andy
This podcast is brought to you Empowered by Sunday. Cool. Watch this or listen.
Josh
Do it. More energy. It's a. And this.
Andy
This podcast is brought to you Empowered by Sunday. Cool. Watch this or listen.
Josh
Yes.
Andy
Thank you.
Lily
She didn't take your instruction, though.
Josh
No, no, no. She rarely does. I'm scared of her.
Andy
Did you watch the quilters? It's like 20 minutes long, but it's about a prison reform program where they have individuals that are in prison for, like, a long period of time and they have good behavior. Can go to the quilting room and make quilts for children in foster care.
Lily
Oh, that's awesome.
Andy
These dudes are so Zen and, like.
Lily
That's great. It's like a little short film.
Andy
It's a little short film. And their quilts are beautiful. Like, they're making artwork.
Lily
Can you buy them?
Andy
No, I think. I don't think so.
Lily
I think that'd be so cool if you were able to buy them.
Andy
I know.
Lily
And the funds just goes towards the foster program.
Andy
Yeah. Or their families.
Lily
Yeah, that'd be awesome. Oh, that is so cool. I love that. You know what? We need more stuff like that at the end of the day. You know what?
Danny
Preach.
Josh
We need more quilting.
Lily
I think if everyone knew how to quilt, the world would be a better place. Josh, if the world would quilt, then.
Josh
I wouldn't have to go to prison.
Lily
It's true, though. No, the prisons would be empty if we just taught quilting.
Josh
If everyone knew how to quilt.
Andy
I got invited to the Lake County Quilters Guild.
Lily
Hey, guess what? One sec. Sorry. Hello? It's a sugar boat. Hello? Who is this? Is it Twinkle Toes? Who? Twinkle Toes. Twinkle Toes. How long has it been since we've heard your voice, Twinkle Toes? For tonight, we're live on the podcast Twinkle Toes. Say hi. Oh, hello. Hello. Hey, tell them where they should go to have a fun time. Well, I think if you want to have a fun time, I would go to florida.com and I would just. I would just. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I. I would. I would get. What? Wonderful.
Josh
Get tickets.
Lily
Get tickets. Yes. Thank you, Twinkle Toes. I'll call you very soon. I would love to speak to you then. All right. Love you. Love you. Goodbye. Goodbye, Twinkle Toes.
Andy
Yes, I messaged Anthony and his wife yesterday. I said, do you mind if I psychoanalyze you? And he said, go right ahead. And I never responded. So he's like, we just waited.
Danny
That's the meaning.
Lily
That's what you're doing. You're like, okay, thank you. Permission.
Andy
But really, I want to talk about this banana thing.
Lily
Yeah, it's weird, right?
Danny
Yeah, he. He missed that when. When I, like, made a comment about trying to go back to his childhood. He made a comment about it always being there for him.
Andy
It's definitely like, I was.
Danny
Like, I was making a joke.
Andy
Sometimes the one thing he could control is daily Banana.
Lily
Not now, Rachel. I got. Got to have my banana. The world's on fire around him.
Andy
He's freaking out in the morning, and she's like, they're dead.
Josh
Hold on.
Lily
Everything is fine. Oh, I love it, though, dude.
Josh
Banana.
Lily
Dude, honestly, people should go to floridatur.com to get tickets to come see us live.
Josh
They should. And they should also go to sundaycoolswag.com to get our new merch.
Lily
Yes.
Josh
People gonna be talking about in the ad.
Lily
People been waiting for that shirt for a long, long time. The Wheel within the Wheel, Original ufo. And actually, I didn't even mean to wear it.
Josh
I didn't mean to.
Lily
I didn't mean, like.
Andy
You didn't even mean to wear it? I didn't even mean to wear it.
Josh
You look cool, though, dude.
Lily
Thanks, man. Let's talk conspiracy, bro. Let's Talk conspiracy, bro.
Josh
You know the dudes that, like, actually do that.
Lily
Yeah, dude, it drives me nuts. Or it's this.
Danny
Yeah, dude, it's crazy.
Lily
It's the.
Josh
Oh, yeah.
Lily
Like the super high up. Listen, I don't want to get fought, but you know who Joey Swole is on Tick Tock? The guy that, like, defends all the people in the gyms and stuff?
Josh
Oh, yeah.
Lily
He wears his hat backwards, and it's like 10 inches above his actual head, and it's mesh, so you can see his bald head, and then there's like, that much gap between the top of the hat.
Josh
I'm like, joey Swole, beat him up.
Lily
Don't beat me up, please.
Josh
I. I love those videos, though. You see, what they did there was actually really dope.
Lily
Yeah. That is, they informed the person that.
Josh
They were filming in the gym. Mad respect. Props.
Lily
Duck off of water's back. What?
Josh
Oh, we have fun.
Lily
A great time.
Josh
Hey, guess what we got.
Lily
What would you get? Oh, yeah.
Andy
Wow.
Lily
This is the coolest thing ever. We got a golden bust or George W. Bush. Bush. My fellow Americans.
Danny
That's good.
Lily
All right. Mystification, misunderstimation. Mason me.
Andy
Who found it.
Josh
The question we need to be asking is, dude, is our children learning?
Danny
He is.
Lily
Get him. Learn.
Danny
Looking into my soul right now.
Lily
Dude, this is.
Danny
Hold it. Keep it there.
Lily
You remember when he dodged the shoes?
Andy
Oh, yeah, dude, I thought it was funny.
Lily
You're literally the leader of the free world, the biggest guy in the world, and there's a guy in front of you throwing a shoe. There's things that shoe bombs, like people.
Josh
Yeah, it could be anything.
Lily
And he ducks like a maniac and smiles and laughs at him and then ducks again.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
The most baller move of all time.
Josh
So thank you, Lily. Lily. Found it in a thrift store.
Andy
I found it and I haggled it.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
You haggled it, huh?
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
How would you tell us the process? Tell us what happened.
Andy
I said we take 44. He says, sure.
Josh
I told her to haggle for it, though.
Andy
Yeah, he bought it for $125, so.
Josh
That'S pretty good at an auction.
Danny
You lied. You said 200 earlier.
Andy
Oh, I do that, too.
Lily
It's okay.
Josh
Anyways, do you want a song?
Andy
Yes.
Lily
Oh, man, look at that beautiful, beautiful guy.
Josh
Beautiful guy. Our little. Little Georgie W. What happened?
Danny
I set it here and I let go and it, like, literally almost just.
Lily
Crack your screen, bro. It's got a cracker screen that. Hey, what are you gonna crack, dude? I don't Usually wear my hat forward. Is that the. Is that the look?
Josh
I think that's the look.
Lily
What, what, what? Woo wee wee. What's a ninja's favorite drink? What? What's close? Hit that. We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers.
Andy
Now watch this drive.
Lily
I'm walking through the thrift store digging for gold with these antiques, it's bound to be old. Anthony Token, what did I see? A face of a man that's presidency. Who would have thought that I find you here? Thought you'd be in Texas chasing stairs, dodging all the bullets and all those smear campaigns, debates, it's all insane. But here you are and I can't believe it. I picked you up and it's deceivers. You don't look heavy but you don't feel light. Let's take you up front and pack you up tight. Bust a bush, bust a bush I got me a bust a bush, bust a bush, bust a bush, bust. I got me a buster bush lady at the front said you owe me 911 I threw that money down like a building 7 walk out the door with Mr. W. I swear to mom I'll never fumble you bust a bush, buster bush I got me a buster Bush Bust a bush, bust a bush we got us a buster Bush. Wow. Number 43, 911 was an inside job. Fool me once, you can't fool me again. Wow, that was really good, you guys.
Andy
Have you rapped before?
Josh
I've never rapped before.
Lily
That's the first time ever, you know, trying the hip hop.
Andy
Wow, that was really good, dude.
Josh
I can't say that I've rapped the.
Lily
The first line that I messed up on is literally because a notification came down and covered all the lyrics like, no.
Andy
Anyways, that was hilarious.
Lily
That was fun.
Danny
Well done, boys.
Lily
Hey, you inspired it.
Andy
Wow. It was an antique shop in Winter Garden. I don't remember the name of it, but people should go there.
Lily
Don't spoil it.
Josh
Yeah, don't spoil.
Danny
That's a spot.
Josh
Don't tell anyone.
Andy
He was kind of the only good thing in there.
Danny
Oh, spoil away.
Josh
Our whole family is terrified of this.
Danny
Do you see what I sent you in the chat? Like, it's actually disturbing.
Lily
It's so funny.
Danny
It's. What's crazy is one eye is looking at my desk and the other eye is splitting between these two cameras and just staring at my soul.
Andy
Yeah, his eyes are, like, hollowed out kind of.
Lily
Dude. Him smiling at the inauguration was the best Thing. Him trying to be serious. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was so good.
Josh
Yeah. Dutch, the other day, he saw this, and he goes.
Danny
Like, I want to put that on the ground in front of Lilo and see what she does.
Lily
Stella freaks out. Is there one thing that freaks out your dogs? Because anytime one, if I ever put on a mask.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Stella loses it. And she's not aggressive at all. She loses there. And if I hold up a Nerf gun or anything and point it at her, she'll just like, who's been shooting? What kid has been shooting You? You're like, that terrified.
Danny
That's crazy.
Josh
But you know what's also crazy?
Lily
What?
Josh
This question. Everyone be quiet.
Lily
Amazing.
Josh
This question is a question that was actually sent in by a viewer.
Lily
Truthfully, in person.
Josh
In person, they said, can you please ask this question? Because this. This question has plagued not only my family, but my family's families and my. The friends of my families. Really, the whole world.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
I said, I will do that, Levi. Name is Levi.
Lily
Thank you, Levi.
Josh
So today's question. Lil. He said specifically, ask Lily.
Danny
He did.
Josh
He did. Today's question, sitting by Levi, should we shoot endangered animals? Should we shoot endangered animals, Lil?
Andy
Levi, taking your question at face value. No.
Josh
He knew you were going to say that. That's such a bummer. I know he knew you're gonna say that. I thought there's hope.
Lily
The kid that looks up to you, Lily.
Andy
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
He said, please, can you ask her, should we shoot endangered animals? And by shoot, we mean, like, shoot photography. Like, take pictures, document document, keep record so we don't lose track of them.
Lily
Yeah, in medicine shots.
Josh
In medicine shots.
Lily
So that they stay healthy and live longer, Lily.
Josh
And you don't think we should. What's wrong with you?
Lily
Apologize to Levi right now.
Josh
Look in that camera. Look at Brighton. Levi's eyes.
Andy
Levi, you should have framed it differently.
Lily
Look and apologize. Don't blame him.
Josh
Don't blame Levi. He's like 3 years old. He's not real. He's like 10 or something.
Andy
Are you sure?
Lily
I'm pretty sure he's like. He's like 16 months. I'm pretty sure he's a baby.
Josh
Lil, you just yelled at a baby.
Andy
I didn't know.
Lily
Blaming Adam. Ew.
Danny
I'm sorry.
Josh
That's disgusting.
Andy
Relax.
Lily
I won't apologize to Levi.
Andy
Levi, I'm sorry.
Lily
I know.
Andy
I understood your question.
Josh
I love you to death. But when it comes to you yelling at an infant and telling this infant that they're stupid.
Andy
I never said that.
Josh
Okay?
Lily
Back it up now. She's gaslighting us now she's apparently. Yeah.
Josh
Well, I guess you guys heard it here first. Sorry, Levi. Our little child Lily thinks you're stupid.
Andy
I literally dare.
Lily
Levi. No. And.
Josh
And she wants all. All the endangered animals to die. Sorry, Levi. Welcome to the show, our little child.
Lily
Did I say ninja? I met butterfly.
Josh
The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most beautiful.
Lily
Has to empty your mind. You were Martial arts attack.
Josh
Little Levi.
Andy
Oh my gosh.
Lily
That was almost like me calling your dad our king.
Andy
That was so funny.
Josh
Oh, everyone give it up for our king. Everyone goes like this.
Lily
As soon as I said I was like, nope, that's not how I meant it.
Danny
What was that for again?
Lily
It was for a pre busy season party.
Josh
Yeah, busy or Christmas party.
Andy
No, it was pretty busy season.
Lily
It was at the. Yeah. King.
Josh
Oh, that is so funny.
Danny
We should have a bust of your dad made.
Lily
Everyone has to touch it when they come to work.
Josh
Actually, let's put this over there behind you.
Lily
Oh, on the stool. Perfect. Throw it.
Andy
Oh, God.
Lily
Don't you dare. Not our president.
Andy
That quote. Then he did the most important thing to that we should be asking ourselves. Are. Is our kids learning? That's. My cousin did that line for her graduation.
Lily
That's perfect.
Andy
It said it was his crossing.
Lily
What was your guys's senior quote? I'm sure you guys guess mine. Or at least the theme.
Josh
I don't remember.
Lily
No.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
I have your yearbook. I can look.
Lily
We should pull it. We? You should pull out the yearbooks.
Andy
Dude. He was Shantum.
Lily
Not anymore was. She said you are.
Andy
You continue to be Shantom.
Lily
Little. A little less.
Andy
A. I didn't graduate.
Lily
I know. We know. We know. But you know what? You can get your. What is it? Your GED sometime soon. Yeah.
Josh
Oh, guys, we got some sad news.
Andy
What?
Lily
What happened?
Josh
Outdoor Boys.
Andy
I know, I know.
Lily
Another man walking out on our lives.
Josh
Another one. And he said the other day, he's like, first my dad, now now.
Lily
And now this.
Josh
I said, is this what it feels like to lose a father? Because I ha.
Andy
So sad.
Lily
Because this is really bad.
Danny
I don't like this.
Andy
It's good for him, though.
Lily
I know.
Andy
So, so humble.
Lily
For those you don't know or don't follow, Outdoor Boys, who has how many million.
Danny
Oh, it's 13 over 14.
Lily
Yeah. 14 million subscribers has been doing content. I found him. I don't know. For I don't know how many years. Almost a decade.
Danny
Surely because you were on the previous channel.
Lily
Catfish, catfishing carp. Yeah. 2016 was. I started listening to him and I had no idea he was doing this outdoor stuff until you guys showed me. I'm like, golly.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
He blew up like crazy and now he's got. Too famous.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Too famous, dude.
Danny
I think it's super rad what he's doing, though. He like, proof of concept. He killed it. And now he's got his son who's getting involved in it, and he's like, I'm going to shift. I'm going to take a back seat and I'm going to help my kid learn how to navigate this space hands on.
Lily
And he's got now, I mean, he literally has his own. Like, he's passed the bar. He's a lawyer.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
But also could have, like, he has so many opportunities now, dude.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Imagine all the people he could literally just do sponsors or commercials for or something if he wanted to do stuff like that.
Danny
Like, and, you know, he's made. He's paid off his house.
Lily
Yeah.
Danny
I mean, like, he's probably, as a lawyer, made a few smart moves. Like, the dude's sitting happy and he's like, I'd rather just hang out with the fam and do this for myself.
Lily
Yeah.
Danny
So respect to that.
Lily
It's crazy. So we're about, like three months away from that. You think quitting?
Danny
Yeah, close.
Lily
Okay. Yeah. It's just. Everyone comment let us know like, when. When us. When we should just quit. Just. We'll just wrap it up again now. Yesterday.
Josh
Yeah, he said that, I think in that video, he said he got like 12 million subscribers in the past six months.
Danny
Yeah.
Lily
He. Tick Tock made him blow up.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Crazy what that platform has done.
Andy
I didn't know he was on Tick Tock. That's amazing.
Josh
He's not. People take his videos in.
Andy
Oh.
Lily
They make edits like crazy. Like, they're like, just all about him. It's like fan stuff. It's crazy.
Andy
That. Yeah, that would spook me out too. No wonder. He's probably like, this is getting weird.
Lily
It's got to be weird, right? I mean, like, he's. We're nowhere near that level. But, like, that's crazy. And I mean, that's got to be tough, taking that, making that decision. That's got to be a super tough one.
Danny
And like. Well, he was, you know, he was talking about just encountering just how hard it was to be normal, getting that big in public with the family.
Josh
Yeah.
Danny
Like, got to be weird. When you got kids, I think you.
Lily
Just got to act more weird. Than the person's acting.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
And then they leave you alone. I'll take a picture.
Josh
Speaking of outdoor boys.
Lily
Don't say it.
Josh
One of the OG outdoor boys, Osama bin Laden.
Andy
Oh, boy.
Lily
Yeah, that's what they always called him. Right.
Josh
He was always hanging.
Lily
Outdoor boy.
Danny
Yeah, that's true.
Josh
Him and the boys always hanging out outdoors, Sperm climbing mountains, hiding in caves. We watched the documentary docu series on Netflix.
Lily
Okay. What was it called?
Josh
Hunt for Osama bin Laden.
Andy
Cool.
Josh
It was sick.
Andy
Yeah, it's really well done.
Josh
Obviously one sided. No conspiracy involved in it.
Lily
They didn't show bin Laden side at all. This is all great, but I wonder what has been lan feeling right now. What's his perspective?
Josh
It was crazy, though. The craziest part that I took away from it was when they. They found they weren't 100% sure. They were highly confident, but not 100% sure that Osama bin Laden was in this house in Pakistan.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And the only footage they got was an aerial footage of a satellite and him walking. And they compared it to footage from like 20 years ago before that.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And he had this, like, slight limp. And they're like, we're pretty sure that's him.
Lily
That was it.
Josh
Yeah. And there's other stuff. Like the house was weird. Like, there's like a lot of like, security walls, barbed wire.
Lily
But that's all the footage they have of him in there. Yeah, on that. Oh, wow.
Josh
Just like aerial footage.
Andy
Yeah. They were looking at other things too. Like, they said they knew how many people were in his family, and they knew there were two families that were closely related to Al Qaeda living there. And then they would do their laundry and they would count how many clothes were on the line. And they were able to reduce that.
Lily
Wow.
Andy
That another family was living there.
Lily
That's crazy.
Josh
It was a big compound, though. And what they did was, so they got Seal Team 6 and they built the building to train. So they built the outside, the.
Lily
The yard model.
Josh
Full model. And they ran through the exercise hundreds of times every day. A couple times a day. And then they go in. Because they didn't know what the inside of the building looked like.
Lily
True.
Josh
So every exercise, they would move the rooms around.
Lily
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
And so they would go in and so they. They had plans for absolutely everything.
Lily
Did they video this?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Are they showing. Oh, my goodness. I gotta see this.
Josh
Yeah. That's crazy. They said we covered everything. Like, worst case, worst case scenario, this, that, that, we do this, that, that. And it's like, what else could go wrong. We covered everything.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And then one of the. The younger guys on Seal Team 6 said we could crash the helicopter in the front yard.
Lily
And that's what happened, right?
Josh
That's what happened.
Lily
Oh, my goodness.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So they were even prepared for that, dude. Because they're like, well, yeah, well, that won't happen.
Andy
Yeah, that does happen. Yeah.
Lily
But so they ran through that scenario beforehand.
Josh
Yeah, dude. And they didn't know.
Lily
I love the seals, baby.
Josh
Yeah. They didn't know until they were getting on the helicopter that it was a brand new Blackhawk, like top secret with new technology. And this is awesome. I didn't even realize how big of a threat it was to go get him because he was in Pakistan. So they had to fly across the border from Afghanistan to Pakistan in these Blackhawks. A 90 minute ride.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And Osama bin Laden's compound house that he was staying in was a mile and a half away from a Pakistan military base.
Andy
And they couldn't understand that they were coming, obviously, because.
Lily
So they're clocking from the get go. Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
Oh, my goodness. They didn't stop them. They didn't do anything.
Andy
Well, and if they got in like a fight or anything, I mean, it could result in a war between Pakistan.
Lily
And the US well, was the Pakistan. Like, were they supporting bin Laden at this time or were they hiding him? Like. Or were they kind of like. They didn't really care.
Josh
They didn't really care, but they probably.
Lily
Knew.
Josh
No army can go into another country.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
Unannounced without being shot down. They knew that. And so they were all like, we're gonna one likely we're gonna die on this trip.
Lily
Holy moly.
Josh
So. But they did it. They got him. The whole thing was insane. He was on the third floor. The guy went up there with only one other guy because the rest team was covering the rest of the house. Shot him and bagged him up. Left another helicopter landed outside the compound. Officer or a Navy SEAL dude was like pushing the crowd away because there was an explosion in the helicopter. Right. And he's like, go back to your homes. And they're like, what? And then this is the age of technology. So people in this neighborhood were tweeting, there's a helicopter that just crashed. There's a helicopter. What's going on?
Andy
So Pakistan's like, bing, bing, bing.
Josh
And so they take off. They're flying. Fighter jets are chasing them for 90 minutes. As soon as they cross the border, fire. Jets flew away because they can't go.
Lily
Past the so why did they. Why didn't they take down the helicopter?
Josh
Because it was. It had the technology of not being picked up by radar, so they're able to fly low enough and be undetected.
Lily
Glitter, dude.
Josh
It was nuts.
Lily
That's crazy. I mean, did nothing else went wrong with inside the house, like, they. They crash landed, obviously. Was there no, like, casualties on our end?
Josh
Not on our end, no.
Lily
Wow.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
That's why a mistake where they try to blow up, like, a false door because they didn't know it was a false door, but. And the guy on the inside goes, I'll let you in. Here's a. Yeah. Opens the door.
Josh
It's crazy. It got me jacked. I'm like. Because I know the outcome, but I'm like, oh, my gosh.
Danny
Oh, my gosh. How many people. How many people, though, on stories like that, enlisted for the military, just getting fired up? Stories.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
I will say we were watching it, and it gives you the perspective of Obama, and he's like. I mean, sweating. Like, they're like, oh.
Lily
Because they're watching live, right? That's one of their war room photos.
Andy
It was. It was a big call because it was super risky and it could have ended his career. Like, people would have been, like, not trusting him, you know, like, kind of like Jimmy Carter, I guess. Something similar happened to Jimmy Carter. And so. But he's like, we're gonna do it. We're gonna get bin Laden. And you're watching him freaking out. And I go, josh, Danny and Osama bin Laden have the same energy. And Josh goes, what are you talking about? Never say that to anybody. And I meant. What did I say? I go, what did I say? He goes, you just related Danny to a terrorist. And I was like. I meant Obama. Danny Rodents and Obama have similar energy. Josh is like, never tell anyone, buddy that. Ever.
Lily
No, I mean, he can rally people around him. It's really like, no matter.
Josh
He's tall. I was going, what? And she's like, what? I said, what are you. I said, what are you talking about? What do you mean? She's like, just the same energy. I don't know. I said, you can never say this to anyone. He's a terrorist.
Danny
Lil.
Andy
I said, who are you talking about?
Lily
I said, osama bin Laden.
Josh
No, Obama.
Danny
Okay.
Andy
What was really funny, what was interesting was you could see because we're watching it from the perspective of, like, being, like, conspiracy theorists. Like, these things are really weird how they all panned out or whatever. And there were a couple people, they were interviewing or you could tell if it wasn't this interview, they'd be like, that was bizarre, you know, because there was one point very early. I mean, it had to have been like maybe four or five months after nine, 11. They immediately like, zoom over. This guy's like their, their Secretary of Defense or something. Not. No, not Clinton, but it was somebody that was like, supposed to be in charge. He said, it's going to take us six months to get over there. And then this other guy intervened. He's not a person. Power. He said, I'll get him over there in six weeks. And Obama's like, get him out. Go. They go over there. Within five months, they have like, Al Qaeda, like, taking over.
Josh
It was George Bush, not Obama.
Andy
George Bush.
Josh
Yeah, duh.
Lily
Same, same.
Andy
The guy. What was I saying?
Josh
I don't know.
Andy
Oh, no, I don't have it.
Lily
No, you were the six weeks. Oh, they.
Andy
Okay. So they come up on, on Osama bin Laden. They're like, he's here, we have him, but we just need troops. And they deny it.
Josh
Oh, yeah, they saw him.
Andy
They deny it. And you're going, there was a reason. Yeah, they wanted to stay over there, prolong it. And so one of the ladies was like, yeah, that was weird and upsetting because we didn't get him for another 10 years after that. And he's like, well, why, why do you think that happened?
Josh
Conspiracy side. Yeah, I think they knew where he was for a very long time.
Andy
Yeah, this.
Danny
So one of the, one of the funniest details is he was known for dressing under women's garb when he was exposed to, like, hide that. But he was 6 foot 5.
Josh
Yeah.
Danny
The average height of a woman in Afghanistan is 5:1.
Lily
He was 6:5.
Josh
I'm telling you, he's huge. Danny Rodanz.
Lily
He would be kind of scary.
Josh
Yeah. It was crazy, though. But they're also like, at the beginning, they're like, yeah, they're talking about Al Qaeda and their rise and stuff and like. Yeah, and they like, fought off the Soviets and then they like, just got like, too powerful. And it's like these are all like people in the CIA mentioning this. It's like, yeah, well, you guys were funding them, right?
Lily
Yeah. What are you doing?
Josh
You were sending them weapons.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
And the lady wouldn't even say it too. She was like, Afghanistan was very interested in pushing the Soviets out and so were the United States. And that's like where she left. And it's like so interested as in we were funding Al Qaeda and allowed all of this to transpire like crazy.
Danny
It's straight up Tony Stark. Stark Industry stuff.
Josh
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of Stark Industry, that dude that founded Oculus.
Danny
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
Have you heard of his company? Yeah, yeah. He started this. We may have talked about it before, but he started this company. It's pretty genius what he's doing, but also really scary. He's like, I'm tired of, like, we need to be very advanced as a country in military and weaponry and stuff like that. He formed his own Stark Industries, basically.
Lily
Okay.
Josh
And so instead of the US Government raising funds to or tax dollars to fund Boeing or Lockheed Martin to build a weapon, he already builds them and then he sells them. So his stuff is, like, crazy advanced. And it's all AI stuff, too built in. So he's built fighter jets that are completely autonomous.
Lily
How long has he been doing this?
Josh
Couple years.
Danny
But the interesting thing about him, he was the one.
Josh
The drone with the truck, the.
Lily
Oh, that one.
Josh
You know what I'm talking about. You said that thing.
Danny
Yeah, I said.
Lily
I remember.
Danny
I sent the longer video. But he's also the dude who's exposing the fact of, like, how contracts are won. And he was like, they say it's fair because we're bidding. He's like, but I'm the only dude bidding. Yeah. So he's like, I just set a price for whatever I want. They have to pay it because I'm the best.
Josh
But what they're not saying is that he will be selling to other countries too, right?
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And I mean, Stark Industry, like, that's the. The military. What do you call it?
Danny
Industrial complex.
Josh
Yes.
Lily
Some rich company, I mean, country, comes over and offers him something that there's no way he could refuse. It's like, yeah, he's gonna do it.
Danny
He hasn't. He hasn't said he's going to do that, though, right?
Josh
No, but you. That's pretty. I mean, Boeing, they all do it. Rocky, Martin, they have. That's why they have those conventions.
Danny
I thought he was, like, a little more of a nationalist, though. And that was part. I mean, he's on that high horse. I don't know if it was publicity or if that's actually something he believes in.
Lily
Rockefeller was a nationalist, too.
Josh
There has to be.
Lily
Yeah, There's a lot of people that. Yeah, yeah.
Josh
There has to be, like, some sort of, like, law or something. If you build it in America, maybe you can only sell that. Allies. I don't know.
Danny
Yeah.
Josh
I mean, even with China, like, we buy and sell computer chips from China.
Lily
You know, isn't it insane that you could just build that stuff on your own and just sell it? Just anybody could do it if they have the smarts, like, or the ability.
Josh
But he's genius because the. The fighter jet that he made, that's an a. It's an AI fighter jet. There's no cockpit to it. It's totally autonomous, but it's built using commercialized parts. So, like. Like, the engine is from a. Like a Boeing 747 commercial plane.
Lily
And he's just using his technology and modding it just enough to make it.
Josh
Work, like, bring the prices down and stuff like that.
Danny
People like that rise to power because they realize, like, inefficiencies in the processes that exist in government. Dude, I saw this thing, I think it was out of World War II, where they were talking about examining airplanes that were being shot at because they were trying to rebuild airplanes to make them less prone to be shot down. So when a plane would come back littered with bullet holes, they're like, we need to start documenting this so we can know where to, you know, add some additional metal and stuff. This project's literally been going on. And then one of the engineers finally gets fed up, and he's like, you do realize the only ones coming back are the ones that don't have fatal shots. So they've been putting, like. That's scrap metal.
Lily
Looking in the wrong place the whole time.
Danny
Yeah, but so, like, you get people who are like, you know, when you take things like AI and the ability to. To mass build and leverage other companies, they have an understanding of these contracts. They're going to be able to build things better without all the bureaucracy and the red tape that comes with massive companies within the government industry.
Josh
But, yeah, I also watched the documentary Apollo 13.
Danny
Okay.
Josh
That was sick. They use all footage and stuff from that time.
Lily
That's the one where they had to.
Josh
Tom Hanks.
Lily
Yeah. Okay. They had a circle around.
Josh
Yeah. But the real. The whole story, like, because, you know, you watch the movie and it's, like, very dramatized and stuff. It was very dramatized in real life, really.
Lily
Probably a lot worse.
Josh
Probably true. It was truly one of the most terrifying things ever.
Lily
They. So, yeah, break it down. Like, what. What went wrong?
Josh
Apollo 13. So they were supposed to go to a different part of the moon, and three eyes took off.
Lily
They were gonna land on the moon?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Okay.
Josh
And a lot of people, the news before that, they're like, why'd you choose Apollo 13? Like, because the whole. Everyone's superstitious like, you shouldn't have chose 13. And they're like, we don't believe in superstition. Sure enough, they take off at 13. 13.
Andy
Oh, no.
Lily
What?
Andy
No way.
Lily
They took off.
Josh
They lift off is at 13:13, and they're on their way. And the capsule that they were in, they just heard this big boom. And they're the side panel of their thing that they were staying in to get them basically back to Earth. Yeah, the oxygen tank blew on April 13th.
Andy
Oh, come on.
Josh
And so they had to go to the moon lander part.
Lily
Okay.
Josh
So that was attached as they're like, lifeboat, but that only had enough oxygen for two people, not three. And so basically, they had to turn off all the power and just. They're floating towards the moon, just coasting. And they're like, the only way we can get back is while we're going around the moon, use the moon's gravitational pool. And then at the right second turn on the booster from the. The moon lander, which they've never done. They've never done this. They didn't even run a scenario of this. Yeah, turn it on, and hopefully it's enough to get us to the right point to where we get back to Earth. They did it on track. And they were like, three, two or three days away, and they were off by two degrees. And they said that two degrees, if they were to continue that path, they would have just skipped off the atmosphere and just went into deep space, just floating forever. So what they had to do was autopilot was down because they had very limited electricity, so they had to switch it on, and the dude had to look through the window. There's a crosshair in the window. Had to line up with Earth, hit the booster, and keep it in line for, like, two or three minutes. I think it's three minutes. So we just had the bro.
Lily
The intensity.
Josh
And if he would have missed, they would have been gone forever. And they did it, and he nailed it. And. But then when they're coming back, they detached from that one part. And they looked and they saw the. How big the damage was. And they're. They're in their capsule for the. With the heat shield now to come back to Earth. And they're like, that part was attached to the heat shield. We have no idea if the heat shield is damaged. So, like, everyone's like, there's nothing else we can do. We'll just find out when you enter the atmosphere and boil alive. Yeah.
Lily
And so hopefully it'd be real quick.
Josh
You would hope you yeah.
Lily
Oh, man.
Josh
But so the comms go off because they're coming into the atmosphere. The comms usually go off for like a minute, minute, 15 seconds. They're offline for like two minutes plus. And everyone's like, everyone in the whole world. Even like the Pope and stuff were like, they're all listening, like, so they.
Lily
Everyone knew their path, everyone knew their estimated time.
Josh
The whole world was involved tracking it.
Lily
Wow.
Josh
And like two minutes or three minutes pop up and he's like, hey, yeah, we're good.
Lily
And they're like, oh, my God.
Josh
It was insane though.
Lily
That's awesome.
Josh
Yeah. It was so scary. But they said for those three or four days on their way back from Earth with no power, there's no heater, so they, the temperature inside was 38 degrees and they had no blankets, nothing. And so they had to sit in 38 degree weather for four days in, in the. Pretty much pitch black too.
Danny
Had to be hypothermic then, right?
Lily
You would think, man, that's crazy. That's such a fun story.
Josh
I know. I'm really into documentaries now, dude.
Lily
The girls are in love with documentaries. So I'm like, that would be so much fun. I'm going to watch this Bin Laden with her.
Danny
Yeah, I want you to watch. Great.
Lily
For the. All right. Go to bed.
Danny
Did you say you had or hadn't watched Zero Dark Thirty?
Josh
I have.
Danny
You have?
Josh
Yeah.
Danny
And they just didn't line up.
Josh
I mean, I don't really remember Zero Dark Thirty all that much. I think it, I think I've watch accurate.
Lily
I've watched it once, it seems like, I mean, like I've. What you're saying the part with the.
Josh
CIA, the lady finding it. They didn't mention a single lady finding it.
Danny
Gotcha.
Josh
They just mentioned like a group effort of finding.
Lily
I'm fine with that. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't. I mean, I think women get too much credit, honestly.
Josh
Yeah, I think so.
Andy
I mean, if she found it, then finders keepers.
Lily
It's true.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
I wonder if that's what he said right before he shot Bin Lan.
Danny
Fighters keepers, dude.
Andy
They like annihilated him.
Lily
I, Yeah, I know it would be terrifying, but the body cam footage of that whole event would be insane. I'm just thinking like the flight over there and the flight back. There's no way being alone, quiet in that helicopter, just like, man, I'd be so scared. Terrifying. Be so terrifying.
Josh
Those guys are built different though. Yeah, they built different.
Lily
Built different. There was a Time in my life where I literally wanted to be a marine, and there was, like, months where I was hanging out with my buddy Devin, and we were going on the weekends and training. He was a year ahead of me, and he was going to go, and I was going to go. And then I was like, nah, never mind. After a while, I don't think I can handle it. Andy. Andy, your turn. Yes.
Andy
Forget it.
Lily
It seems scary now.
Josh
I'm good. I'm like, I'm okay.
Lily
I don't think I would have been.
Danny
Good over the weekend. I was hanging out with my buddy Trapper, and he does. I forget his specific job title, but they do recovery missions. Like, if people are, like, pinned down, it's like he goes in and gets them out, and he calls in, like, airstrikes and stuff. Like, so as far as, like, being equipped to go in with anybody and get anyone who's been on the ground first. You have to be that elite to go in. But he was talking about the jumps that they do, and I guess there's three types of parachutes. But he was doing this one jump where apparently you go, like, where you need oxygen and, like, free fall. And he was saying. He said it's the weirdest thing because you'll. You're kind of, like, trying to figure out and assess where you're going. And he said he was hanging out in the air and he had, like, lost his buddy. Kind of like, where are we at? This is just training. And then he said, you have no idea how fast you're moving up there until he's sitting here. And then his buddy just goes, like, Mach 10, and he's like, oh, we're going that way. Like, literally has to, like, readjust in the air. But they jump without the shoots immediately deployed, so they can literally fly in just using their own. Like, he. Like, they swim, too. So he said sometimes you'll have, like, swim flippers on.
Lily
Yeah.
Danny
And so you can like, literally so wild fly in.
Lily
That'd be so fun.
Andy
Who skydive? You skydived? You skydived?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Nope, I've never done it.
Lily
Would you want to?
Andy
I don't know. I've thought about it.
Lily
Kelsey will do it with you.
Danny
You can have it.
Lily
I'll pay for you to go with Kelsey for her birthday.
Andy
Oh, my gosh. I'm getting nervous.
Josh
Just don't go with the guy I went with.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Obese, man.
Lily
I just don't want to ever go again. I don't think. I think it's one of those things. As soon as you do it, you're like, why do I need to do it again? Because it's like, it's a big thing just to get over and done with. And then why risk it so hard, though?
Josh
Because he was spinning me, man.
Danny
Yeah, I'd be so ticked. Wash this.
Josh
I think I probably screamed a little girl.
Lily
I painted you.
Josh
Oh, speaking of skydiving, we aren't at the root anywhere.
Lily
Hey, Josh.
Josh
Hey, Andy.
Lily
Have you heard?
Josh
What?
Lily
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Josh
What does it look like?
Lily
Well, look down. Pretty neat, huh?
Josh
That is pretty neat.
Lily
Yep. Check out this shirt. Whoa. That's pretty cool, right?
Josh
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Lily
That's pretty cool. Now look at this shirt. Wow.
Josh
That's so cool.
Lily
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Josh
Oh, this is a. Okay.
Lily
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Josh
All right.
Lily
It's terrible what happened there.
Josh
Okay. You should not have.
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Lily
Fight. Go.
Josh
Have you seen the process for building the stage for a sumo wrestling event?
Danny
No.
Lily
Is it cool?
Josh
Amazing.
Lily
I've seen pro wrestling rings built. I'm pretty sure it's the same.
Josh
Yeah, it's close. So basically, they truck in truckloads of clay. Oh, like dirt, really? And they spend days precisely compacting it with all, like, wooden hammers and stuff. Just. They build this platform, they carve it out. It's so precise. But it's just a crew of Japanese dudes just pounding this clay.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And then they have the event, and then they dismantle it all.
Lily
That's amazing.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
So they do that for every, like, official one.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Do we need to do that in our backyard? I know, that'd be great.
Danny
Dude, what if we did a live podcast from a sumo dojo? Yeah, right? That'd be so cool. Just start out with a fight.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Just a hundred Japanese men, workers show up at your doorstep.
Josh
Dude, Japanese dudes or just Japanese people? They are so. I mean, because the women do a lot of really cool stuff too, right?
Lily
I thought you said. I thought you said Japanese men are just Japanese people. I was like, wait, what?
Josh
Yeah, you know, you're right.
Lily
I agree with you, man.
Josh
They're so meticulous with the stuff that they do.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
Like their woodwork. Like, they have some of the best woodworking in the world. Like, their joinery.
Danny
And I would love to go see one of those, like, temples or whatever. Just look at the intricacy.
Lily
I've scrolled for so long on those Instagram pages of just guys that are just like. It does, like, two pieces that perfectly don't look like. I mean, like, they're all jagged everything.
Josh
But they.
Danny
They, like, inherit the business of the parent, too. So you think about the generations of skill that get poured into one craftsman or laborer to, like, do that one Particular joint.
Josh
It's like, yeah, America, we just got a nail gun.
Lily
You just look at, like, their temples and their building and architecture of that time. Like, all those angles and all the top of the trim. I'm like, that was all hand carved.
Danny
Yeah.
Lily
It's crazy.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
And someone was suggesting on TikTok that it was like 3D printed. That like. Someone like that. Like how we do it now, where it's like we have something that. And it just does a design. It's like that's how they did it back then. They had that technology, like, or they were just insanely good.
Danny
That's how I know that something in the culture or in the food or in the water today is forced using add. Because there is no way you build a building like that with plans from the beginning and it actually comes together if you got add.
Andy
Oh, yeah. Or like the phones. Probably that.
Danny
Yeah.
Josh
Sticking a bit of dates. Speaking of building things.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
I'm gonna send you guys this. This is a new Orthodox temple in Russia. Have you seen this?
Lily
No, dude.
Josh
No, dude. It is absolutely insane.
Lily
You're texting it.
Josh
Yeah. And they built it in two years in the floor of it. They're going to say it all in the video, but I just want to say, because I'm so excited about it. The floor in it is built. It's a metal floor, and it's made out of melted down Nazi tanks.
Danny
Oh, that's pretty kind of rad.
Josh
Two years. Two years.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
All right.
Lily
I don't have it yet.
Danny
Me either.
Andy
Did you push send, Joshua?
Josh
Yeah, I just. It's sending.
Danny
I need to put the elevator music on the pad so whenever this happens.
Lily
Hey, we got it.
Danny
I don't have it.
Josh
All right. You got it?
Danny
I don't. There it is.
Josh
All right. Three, two, one. This is a. Oh, it's not.
Lily
Get in. I had to stand in line for 14 minutes.
Josh
Oh, it's not plugged in. Over there.
Lily
There's a full gate of bells surrounded.
Andy
By a massive wall.
Lily
Whoa.
Josh
It might get flat.
Danny
Yeah. I don't know about the song. Two years.
Lily
A colossal iron door depicting two angels crushing down adrenaline eagle.
Danny
That's kind of terrifying.
Josh
Dude, that's the. The floor tiles. German tank.
Lily
That print is so cool.
Josh
Okay, how.
Lily
Dude, where is this again?
Josh
Russia.
Andy
Russia.
Lily
I want to see this in person. Dude, can we go to Russia?
Andy
But I'm like, dude, they're probably not right now.
Josh
Why not?
Andy
Are you even allowed to?
Josh
Sure.
Lily
If we want to live there forever.
Josh
Two years. They built this.
Lily
Dude, that blows My mind, that's why. That's 100% the reason why we just. We purposely move slow in America. Because it's more. There's more money in it.
Andy
They weren't.
Lily
If you stretch out projects, the melted.
Andy
Down Nazi tanks aren't to honor Nazis, right?
Josh
No, it's to we walk upon.
Andy
You condemn Nazis?
Josh
Absolutely.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
Because they were fighting the Nazis.
Andy
Russia.
Josh
Yeah. They hated each other.
Andy
Are you sure? I thought they were allied with Italy. No, no, I thought it was Germany, Russia, Italy.
Josh
No, Italy, Germany, and technically Japan. They're like the Axis of Power or evil.
Andy
Oh, okay. Well, that's cool.
Josh
Yeah. Because the US Was allied with Russia.
Danny
Looked at me when you said Japan.
Lily
Because you're Jet.
Andy
Japan.
Josh
Puerto Rican.
Danny
I'm whoever is in power.
Josh
Speaking of whoever's in power.
Lily
Question. Literally, with the question fresh on her mind.
Andy
All right, you guys are gonna pick this question apart.
Lily
Very good.
Andy
And it's just. Take it as it is. Okay.
Lily
Okay.
Andy
This is by Paige Turner from our Discord chat.
Lily
Okay.
Andy
Your friend is held captive.
Lily
Which friend matters?
Andy
It could be. It's your best friend, Alex.
Lily
Could be Josh.
Andy
Josh is held captive.
Lily
Okay.
Andy
You have to eat a bowl. You have to eat grapes, a lot of grapes. The more you eat, the better off the condition of your friend is. Think of it as, like, horribly treated, tortured.
Josh
So you take away torture by eating more grapes?
Andy
Yes.
Lily
I'm so glad Alex isn't involved in this.
Andy
There's a thousand grapes. There's a thousand grapes available. The maximum is a thousand grapes. That equals. They're for sure out. I think they can get out. Maybe before. Yeah, freedom.
Lily
Can they get out before we freed him?
Josh
Unscathed.
Andy
Unscathed.
Lily
Oh, so the torture doesn't start until I'm done eating the grapes?
Andy
Well, consider. I mean, it's a race against the clock. Andy. Okay, there's something happening to him right now.
Lily
Okay, got it.
Andy
Okay, there's a thousand grapes available, but one is deadly poisonous.
Lily
Oh, no.
Andy
In the thousand mix, and if you eat it, everyone, not just you, dies. It affects your. The captor. Cap. Yeah.
Danny
Captive.
Andy
Captive. How many grapes do you think you could go. Could eat?
Lily
I mean.
Josh
Should be a hundred grapes, and one of them's poison. A thousand grapes? That's. No one can do that.
Andy
No one can eat a thousand grapes.
Josh
No.
Lily
You die in one sitting. I don't think.
Danny
10 big clusters.
Josh
You would die.
Danny
Lil, I looked it up. It's 50 to 100 grapes in an average cluster.
Lily
So I would have to have the poison one like you don't want to gamble?
Andy
It could be the first one you eat, Andy.
Josh
But it should just be a question of how many grapes do you think you can eat?
Danny
Or the question is actually, would you die for your best friend?
Josh
But they would die.
Andy
They died, too.
Danny
Yeah, but would you rather be tortured for eternity or die?
Josh
Why is it eternity?
Danny
Well, how long. How long do you.
Lily
Immortal now?
Andy
Guys, quit picking in a bar. It's a question.
Josh
It's a dumb question. Just kidding. It's not.
Andy
Paige, turn.
Lily
I guess I'm just trying to figure out.
Danny
I just eat till they're happy and if we both.
Josh
I think I could realistically eat 100 grapes.
Lily
Can I hear her? Josh? Can I hear him?
Andy
No. So does that affect yourself?
Danny
That's what I'm.
Lily
Eat one more. Keep eating.
Josh
Like, really, though, you're eating the grapes, right? You're like.
Lily
The thing is, grapes sounds like you're faking it. That's a fake eating grape noise. I'm eating them because my first thought is I have, like. I get weird with certain fruits. Like with apples and bananas and grapes. That's what I'm saying. So I'd be sitting there because I'm like. My gums would be super itchy and stuff. My tongue would be a little swollen. Tortured. My tongue would be swollen.
Josh
Who knows?
Lily
My throat could close up.
Josh
100 grapes.
Lily
I would just. Yeah. If I was in that scenario. I mean, like. Yeah, I just. I'll just down them all.
Andy
That's not very many. I was thinking I would eat, like, 500, because that's a lot of grapes, Josh.
Lily
But they're not free.
Andy
It's your life, but they're not free.
Lily
After 500, you have to do.
Josh
Can you throw up and keep eating?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
All right, I'll do. I'll do 999.
Andy
Well, the po. The odds of that are.
Lily
That's what I'm saying. So you can't even win. There's no. Like, what could you. What would you do? Like, it's like, it's. No matter what, they're going to die.
Danny
It's a. It's a spectrum that some point, life becomes tolerable and isn't torture. You're just incarcerated.
Lily
So you're stuck no matter what. You're stuck no matter what. Then it's all just dependent on how much torture.
Andy
We could say maybe around the 70% mark. They are so well cared for that they're.
Josh
They're happy now.
Danny
That's what. That's why I answered. I said, until they're happy, they're positivity.
Andy
Activity might surge, and then they, like, get all this confidence, and then they can bust out of there themselves.
Lily
Sure.
Danny
Yeah.
Lily
Then I'll do that.
Danny
That's the answer.
Lily
700 grapes.
Josh
Agreed?
Danny
Agreed.
Josh
All right, hit us with that beat.
Lily
Oh, right now. Show us. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show us.
Josh
Andrew's got a reel, and he's gonna.
Lily
Show us right now.
Danny
This is a marathon runner. I don't know if you've ever seen or like, ultra marathon runners, the crap that happens to their feet. You're welcome. This is short. This is nasty. We will never do anything else with this. Someone put the volume on. It's not plugged into the thing. I don't. The volume might or might not matter. I don't.
Josh
You want. Oh, sorry.
Lily
Oh, what the. Dude.
Andy
Wait, I missed it. What happened to it?
Lily
Watch it.
Danny
Watch it again.
Lily
You're not even looking at it.
Andy
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Josh
Look.
Lily
Oh, my gosh. Right in front of you.
Josh
Just watch the video.
Lily
There's nothing wrong.
Andy
What was that? Lactic acid. What came out of that?
Lily
No, it's milk.
Danny
It's a blister.
Lily
It's milk.
Andy
It's.
Danny
It's milk.
Lily
That's.
Josh
You know, ultra. Ultra marathon runners, they lactate from their toes.
Lily
That's how daddies feed their children.
Andy
Barf.
Lily
So disgusting.
Josh
That is.
Lily
I don't know.
Josh
Okay, 10 out of 10 nasty.
Lily
Not gonna.
Josh
Do not recommend 10 out of 10 nasty. Hey, speaking of nasty, you guys want to hear about this cult from the 18 19th century?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
From Florida.
Andy
Oh, yes, I do. I sent this to you.
Lily
A Florida cult.
Andy
I didn't read all of it because.
Lily
I was like, is it big? Okay, never mind. I'm getting ahead.
Josh
The Croatian unity. Correction, correction.
Andy
It's Koresh.
Josh
Koreshan.
Andy
Which is weird, because David Grush.
Josh
That's David Grush. Is it Grush or Koresh?
Lily
Correct.
Josh
What is it? I thought it was Grush.
Andy
What are you talking about?
Danny
What are you talking about?
Andy
David Koresh from Texas. What is it?
Lily
What do we.
Danny
I'm so lost.
Andy
The cult in Texas from the Seventh Day Adventist cult.
Josh
Oh, I don't. Yeah, I don't know who that is.
Andy
Waco.
Lily
Oh, got it.
Andy
Continue.
Danny
So let's start.
Lily
Let's start from the very beginning.
Josh
Koresh.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
The Koreshan unity.
Lily
What is that?
Josh
Okay, so this dude, Cyrus Teed, he was from Chicago, I believe, Pope, but he was this inventor dude. I don't know how successful he was or how good he was at stuff, but he loved making inventions and messing with electricity. And this was in the late 1800s or mid-1800s. And he was electrocuted really bad one time by one of his inventions.
Lily
Oh, no.
Josh
And when this happened, he said that he had a vision. And in this vision, God appeared to him. But God was a female. And male, but primarily female.
Lily
Shocking.
Josh
And told him how he should live his life, what he should do, that he was the new messiah, and that the earth was hollow and that we live inside a hollow earth. And then he woke up, started his movement. He wanted to be called Koresh, which is Hebrew for Cyrus. And he believed that he was the seventh messianic figure on Earth. But yeah, so they taught that. It was called cellular cosmology. So it's the hollow earth theory. The creations believed the Earth was. Is hollow. And we live inside a conclave sphere. The sun, moon and stars, and other celestial bodies all are contained within this hollow sphere floating in the center. So they think that what we see, the sun, moon and stars, that's just like a. It's inside a sphere already. So, I mean, like, flat earthing.
Lily
Totally.
Josh
These flat Earthers would have absolutely joined.
Danny
Us up for sure.
Josh
But in 1894, he moved to Estero, Florida, which is not super far from here. And he basically just started building this compound with primarily women. And he had this lady join him. And so he represented the sun in this cult. This lady that joined him represented the moon. And then they appointed seven females that represented the planets as the leaders of the compound. And so it was a very woman forward cult.
Lily
Got it.
Josh
But their beliefs were that he was the messiah, that everyone needs to practice celibacy, and to be celibate would basically earn you eternity.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And so it was just super bizarre. But they were incredibly, like, not kooky. I mean, they were obviously kooky.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
But like, they were, like, very tamed and like, really loved and respected within the community.
Lily
Yeah. So it just wasn't those normal cult vibes.
Josh
Yeah. But like, in their little town in Ester of Florida, they built a printing press, general store, concrete works, sawmill, boat works. They built a theater for people all around to come visit. Awesome. And they built one of the first power plants in this part of Florida.
Andy
Wow.
Josh
Yeah. Sea colts.
Lily
This is how you do it. Come on.
Josh
What I thought was interesting was that Henry Ford and Thomas Edison, they had like their summer homes in Florida, like 15 minutes away from Estero. And apparently Henry Ford and Thomas Edison would go and visit with this cult quite often.
Lily
They found it interesting.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
There's there is literally a fly stepping on the headphones.
Josh
Dang. But yeah, this dude, he let me send me send you this picture. This is actually a pretty dope picture. But he thought that Estero, Florida was going to be the new Jerusalem.
Lily
Really?
Josh
So that's where the new kingdom of heaven on earth would be established as established in Estero, Florida.
Lily
So what happened to it then? It's supposed to be this big.
Josh
I'll tell you. Oh, no, just look at this picture first. This is him. He caught a tarpon.
Lily
No way. Golly. That's him.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
That's pretty cool.
Josh
And then this picture.
Lily
Dude, catching a tarpon back then had to have been like catching a dinosaur.
Andy
You literally caught a monster.
Danny
Why does he look like he's wearing someone else's skin?
Andy
Oh, gosh, he does.
Josh
So this is a picture of his drawing of the new Jerusalem that they're going to build, but apparently.
Lily
Wowza.
Josh
Yeah, so they built all this stuff and they had around like 200 something people. But his goal was to build this new Jerusalem and have it occupy at least 10 million people. So pretty high standards there. Whatever. But he ended up getting beat up by the local marshal there and dying.
Andy
No.
Josh
And his followers went and laid him in the bathtub. Like, not with bath water in it, but just like laid him there because they said he will rise from the dead in three days. Because that's what he told us.
Lily
Oh, geez.
Josh
And they left him in there for way too long and he never came back. Yeah, but the cult, it continued up until about the 60s.
Lily
Really?
Josh
Yeah. And then the last member of the cult died, I think in 1982.
Lily
Gosh.
Josh
So it lasted almost 100 years.
Lily
Yeah. What does that city look like, though?
Josh
There? You can still go visit the ruins and stuff.
Lily
Of no way.
Andy
Yeah, we should go.
Lily
We gotta check that out.
Andy
Where is it?
Josh
Estero, Florida.
Andy
Yeah. No, but how far from here?
Josh
It's by Fort Myers.
Andy
Oh, so like less far.
Lily
We should drop a Florida guidebook for ninjas. Oh, yeah, but it's all like, just like landmarks like that.
Andy
Yeah, like, oh, we should do a nationwide one.
Lily
Like, oh, that'd be fun.
Andy
Like the ultimate ninjas road trip.
Josh
Yeah, I thought that was fascinating because I've never ever heard of this cult.
Lily
Never. And that looks like a crop circle design. I know.
Danny
It's also crazy.
Lily
Super interesting.
Danny
Be like the base of a pyramid too.
Lily
Yeah, dude, that's all symbols, man.
Andy
Everything is a symbol.
Josh
That was insane. Speaking of crop circles, though, did you hear about the crop circles popping up in the UK?
Lily
No.
Josh
Where the first crop circles, they said of 2025.
Lily
Let's go.
Josh
Three of them in the UK.
Lily
Dude, send pictures right now. I want to see this.
Andy
I'm still on the fence about all this, dude.
Lily
I'm telling you, it's one of the most. It is literally the piece of evidence that really pushes it to the edge for me.
Andy
I like their costumes.
Lily
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Josh
These are.
Lily
What? What?
Andy
Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you. Aliens.
Danny
With someone. Someone that drove straight through the middle.
Josh
No, that. The field has like all those lines through it.
Lily
Looks like a road, access road or something. Wow, that is crazy, dude.
Josh
Yeah. So these are four crop circles. The one. So the. The last one I just sent you, you got four of them yet?
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
So last one I just sent you, that was from 2024, but it was in the same town as the third picture, which is in Wimborne, Dorset, UK. It was the first reported crop circle of 2025. Season was found near Wim Wimborn Minister End, Dorset. Formation features a simple design with a central circle outer ring measuring approximately 120ft in diameter. And then the one above that, the one with all the weird circles, that was in Coliford Tree Bridge, Borrow, Dorset. So all the. They're pretty much in the same region. So that makes you think a little bit of like, oh, was this.
Lily
Yeah. Or something. Yeah.
Josh
But then that first one I sent you, that's in Sutton Vinnie, Wiltshire. Let me say it. Like Sutton Vinnie Wiltshire, Sunny Sutton. But this formation discovered near the gallops in Sutton Vinnie features the intricate Celtic knot design with a square center spanning approximately 75 meters in diameter. The design is. Complexity has sparked various interpretations among researchers. Drone footage showcasing the formation details has been shared on social media platforms.
Lily
Yeah, that's just nuts, dude. Like, how do you get. I mean, the circle around it alone is.
Josh
But apparently that, I mean that. That one, the Celtic knot one. Yeah, that one's the craziest looking one to me.
Lily
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like the circle around it, like, it's just how fine it is.
Josh
But apparently a lot of these farmers that happen on their land, they're like, we don't want you to come look at it. Like, visitors aren't welcome.
Andy
Interesting. Why?
Josh
Because they're like, I think they're pissed off about it. I mean, they're mad about it and they're just like, I don't want. I don't know how this got here, but I don't want anyone else Walking on my land and crushing my crop.
Andy
I mean, it is like money.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
But they're not like, oh, my goodness, what's happening? That's what I would be like.
Josh
I know. I want to see interviews with the farmers.
Andy
I know. Yeah.
Lily
That's crazy.
Andy
We should go ahead and plant a cornfield and just hope it happens to us.
Lily
Please.
Josh
I think it happens primarily in, like, wheat fields.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
Lily
That's the wild thing, dude. Especially like the. The weaving. Yeah. Happens sometimes.
Andy
Easier to flatten.
Josh
You were easier to weave.
Lily
You try to go out there and try to do it without breaking the stems.
Josh
Yeah. And then farmer. And then pumping radiation into each individual one that's laying down.
Andy
Are they radioactive?
Josh
Yes.
Lily
They're getting picked up. Yes. Radioactivity literally within these things happening overnight with security nearby. Wow. Things that would take hours upon hours. Lights at night. Like, it would. I mean, think about it. That was just. It's just nuts. But the thing is, is a possibility that the. You the government could ever access. If this was UFO technology to create crop circles, could they ever manufacture their own?
Josh
Yeah, I think so.
Lily
Because that Celtic thing seemed a little like.
Josh
Well, I mean, I don't know. The Celtic goes back thousands and thousands of years.
Lily
Yes.
Josh
It goes. It's like on cave drawings and stuff like that.
Lily
Yeah. Maybe I'm just ignorant to it, but, like, that's just. It makes you wonder now.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
There's things from. I mean, we've seen that was there. That was that news article from, like the 1600s or something. Like it was something crazy, literally, about like this demon that came into the. The night and flattened all their wheat fields and made this crazy symbol.
Josh
Yeah. What they call it like Devil's Devil Circle or something like that.
Lily
Something. Yeah. Super. Super weird.
Josh
Weird, though. Don't you have an alien story?
Lily
Dude, this one is crazy because this is one maybe people have heard of, especially if they've listened to Rogan before. But I remember hearing about this a long time ago because it's just a. It was a. They say it's like the most compelling UFO story or what do they. They say the most remarkable close encounter of the third kind of the 1990s. And this is just a nuts story. So. Happened in Zimbabwe in a place called Rua. Right. So it's a very rural town, and there's very rural rule town. And it was in 1994, September 16, days before there were people inside this city saying that they saw lights in the sky, fireballs in the sky, moving from side to side. And the news Reported that there was some type of asteroid thing happening, you know, meteor shower or something. The next day on April, September 16th. There's an aerial school that's a private school and it's mostly wealthy British families that have kids that go here. At 10am the faculty has a meeting inside. All of the adults go inside, all the kids, about a hundred kids are outside in recess. Suddenly a lot of these kids start hearing a whistle going through the air. Kind of crazy, they're all looking around. Suddenly they look off in the distance over past their property is this silver UFO with lights on it, floating, blowing a whistle. Everyone seeming to have bad feelings about it. They see it land. And there's three aliens in black suits, four feet tall, almond shaped eyes with black eyes with white pupils get out. And these kids are frozen in fear. There's one girl that says, listen, I wanted to go and protect my brother and sister, but I couldn't move, I was frozen. And these aliens got out and one of them, they looked like it was walking in slow motion. One looked as if it was. Every time it moved, it transported 10ft in front of itself when it was going in directions so it would just shift, shift, shift and do all this. And all these kids are freaking out and they're starting to get scared. And there's some kids that are screaming. These aliens don't even pay attention to them until they hear the screaming. They look over at them and these kids get even more frozen. And then one locks eyes with several of the kids and they say telepathically without them alien speaking any words, moving their lips. They got these visions of them telling them a warning about the future of the world and gave them visions of the ocean bubbling, boiling and just, you know, fire raining down all these terrible things and how there's technology that's going to be used very, very poorly and it's going to be the downfall of humanity. And so they're just all like on these like from like 5 to 12 year old kids, these kids are just watching this transpire and crying. All this stuff is really upset. And suddenly after that it was about 15 minutes and it goes back up and the kids run back to the faculty, terrified, just freaking out and they are all saying this exact same thing. And they just, the teachers don't know what to do so they dismiss it, right? The kids go home, they complain to their parents. All of these kids, they come home on Monday morning, the principal has all of these letters, all these boxes, all these phone calls, people waiting. Kids didn't want to go back to school. They were so terrified of what happened. They had every single kid that week draw what they saw and you could find them online. There's a movie made about this because there's one guy named John Mack. He's a professor at Harvard Medical. He's a professor in psychology. He's a child psychologist. He's one of the best. He's Pulitzer Prize winner. He's awesome. He's just done a lot of child psychology and he's literally the leader of the department at Harvard for psychology. So this guy knows his stuff and he starts looking into this story because he heard about it and a lot of kids are involved. So he flies out there the week after this thing happens, and he sits them down. Interviews, every single one. You can literally watch these videos. 1994, these kids are sitting down and they're saying the all the exact same thing. With their own perspectives, with their own changes, whatever. But they all are describing this cylinder UFO with lights coming on down it in broad daylight.
Josh
Wow.
Lily
All these kids saw. And you could just hear the way that they're telling the story. Like they, this happened. They're not trying to convince you of it. Their parents didn't even believe them. There's some parents that literally just like, you're wrong about this. And he says, I know what I saw. And they way if they felt it was traumatic. There was kids that were nervous and it was really heartbreaking. Until this day. They still talk about it. They've met up 25 years later after it. And the thing is, this John Mac guy, he was a doctor. I mean, he was really well respected. But he kept going down this rabbit hole and said, this is. This is it. This is the story. This is what we need. Like, you can't deny this is a hundred kids, 60 kids on record explaining the exact same thing. You think they just plan this?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
You think they're just like, there's no.
Josh
Possibility, like, okay, yeah, we made it up 110.
Lily
You couldn't organize that. And so it's like, we have to take this seriously. A lot of his colleagues weren't respecting the work he was doing at all. They were not about it. They didn't love what he was doing. And so he. But he just kept diving into it. They, no joke, had the school investigate him even when they had nothing. Like, no clause, whatever. It never had happened before. But they had no evidence to do this. They had no reason to do it. But yet he was under investigation. They proved that. You know, you can look into whatever you want at the end of the day. But, you know, just don't let it affect other things. So it goes on and he keeps going deeper and deeper. He gets onto Oprah Winfrey on Larry King. He's talking about it, pushing it like crazy. And then one night, walking around outside of London in the streets, he gets hit by a drunk driver and dies.
Andy
Dang.
Lily
Out of nowhere. But the really, really strange thing is on that exact same day in England where he was, three other men named John Mack also died. What, the same day?
Josh
So there was a hit out for him.
Lily
The theory is the Men in Black, whoever agency was told John Mack at the end of the day today, four John Mack's died in one day in England.
Josh
That's insane.
Lily
Is that not crazy?
Josh
Oh, my gosh.
Lily
Yeah, dude. He wouldn't drop it. 2004 was when he was killed.
Josh
For John Max. For John Mack.
Lily
Yes, dude. Absolutely. Wow. This guy was so passionate for these kids and was just like trying to tell their truth and trying to figure out because this, like, how you can't fake this. You can't. You have to give some validity to it. Like, there's got to be something real that happened there that day. And I don't know, man, it makes.
Josh
You wonder, like, well, why would they approach kids about this stuff?
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
But then it's like, well, probably because they're the future.
Andy
They're the future.
Josh
They're going to be the ones that.
Lily
Yeah. And these, these people, you can. I'm telling you, there's so much information on it and video proof of these kids just talking about it. And it's just. You could tell it was real to them.
Danny
Well, the sketchy thing is they come back. That's like a narrative that's constantly said, like frequent visits. So who knows if this was like, we're going to plant this seed in this conversation. We'll revisit you all at some other point. They're going to come back to the same school.
Lily
But they go, they. They've came. There's been activity ever since then. Like in that area. There was just been a ton of reports. But they all blamed it. Mass hysteria caused by the meteor shower that was in the news. That's what it was. It's like this was broad daylight. This thing floated in front of them. These are intelligent kids. You listen to the kids talk. They're intelligent. They've all got British accents using better vocabulary than I could ever. And they could fully articulate what they saw to a T. And it's just chilling. The photos that they drew and stuff. It's really wild.
Andy
I thought you were going to say, guess who one of those children were?
Danny
Donald Trump.
Lily
That'd be great. I think the story's still crazy, but then when you get to that John Mack part, that's weird. I mean, the guy, apparently the drunk driver. Apparently they didn't press charges. The fam. John Mack's family didn't press charges. The guy only got six months of jail time.
Andy
Oh.
Lily
To me, it's just like that seems kind of lenient on a drunk driver who killed some guy and a family that doesn't want to press charges. I don't know.
Josh
That's so strange. That's not a coincidence. I can't be four dudes, same name, same place.
Lily
It's not like a worldwide. It's in the same area.
Josh
That's insane.
Lily
It's crazy, man. And it's just a really wild story and it's. It's like it matches up with everything else. Telepathic.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
These are kids saying it.
Josh
So it's like the 10ft skipping part that was envisioning that would be the scariest thing.
Danny
That's like dimensional travel.
Lily
Yeah. And they said they got within arm's reach of them. So they're like. They're close up like these. They saw these things. Yeah. And it said. Yeah. Every time they should try to walk away, they would. They would. It would walk closer and they just having telepathic. Lot of people had different visions and different stuff.
Josh
So insane.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
I feel like fun story.
Lily
Fun, fun.
Danny
Dude. I feel like telling my alien story is going to be like, like exact same story, but that kind of affirms it.
Lily
Yeah.
Danny
Like so. So this is. This is out of Gulf Breeze, Florida. I'm from Fort Walton beach, which is literally 15 minutes away. But the hook that you gave was literally the hook that.
Lily
I know. Yeah.
Danny
I was like, I'm trying to think of it. Yeah. I was like, I'm trying to think of the hook. I was like, I think I'm going to call it because it is the most compelling alien story I've ever heard in my life.
Josh
And then wait till you hear my most compelling.
Lily
I didn't mean to say compelling. I think you planted that because I was reading something.
Danny
I was like, oh, dang. So I'm going to say it. It is. It really is most compelling alien story I've ever heard in my life. So it starts out this guy, Ed Walters, he's in Gulf Breeze, Florida, which is a military community and so I've always chalked these stories up to be, like, I literally didn't research any of them because I'm like, the air force base is right there. They've been running ops. Like, obviously that's what it is. Well, I looked into his story today. It's freaking insane. And so he's. He's a construction worker, and he's, like, higher up. And so he travels to, like, job sites, make sure they're, like, going according to plan, and then he'll snap photos. He carries a camera with him all the time. We act. We actually have photos of the UFO that he saw because his job required him to always be handling this camera. So anyways, he goes to this job site and everything's looking good. Goes home, looks out his window just as the sun's setting, and then over the tree line, Literally sees blue lights just, like, peering through the pines. He's like, what the heck? Goes outside with his camera and looks up, only for a UFO to emerge. And he says it. Blue beams down to him, locks him in fear. He says he enters a state of paralysis and actually levitates a couple feet off the ground, is freaking out. And then he said, I'm com. Starts communicating with these beings. And they say. The first thing they say is, do not fear. They're speaking in English. And then another voice in Spanish says, no pictures. But I forget how to say that in Spanish. Yeah, exactly, but. And the weirdest part, though, is it then starts showing him photos of dogs. He was like, what the heck? And then they say it. Literally, it snaps out. They say, we'll be back. And he snaps out of it, and it freaks him out. Talks to his wife. He takes the picture. And we'll stall right here because I'm going to send you. You know, he just starts firing off with a Polaroid. I should have sent these before I started telling the story.
Andy
I think dogs are angels. Maybe be careful who you speak to, because you could be entertaining angels unawares.
Lily
This dog backwards.
Josh
Wow. Oh, my God.
Andy
Wow.
Lily
That's crazy.
Andy
That's so crazy.
Danny
But. So this is after he's been let back down at Walters in Gulf Breeze, Florida. Anyways, he talks to his wife. He's like, I think I want to submit these photos to, like, the paper. He's like, maybe I'll do it anonymous. Anonymously. He's like, I don't know.
Lily
I don't.
Danny
Also don't want to be that guy. And she's like, don't do it. Well, he has another encounter where they show up again and via telepathy they start telling him. They're like. They start showing him undressed women, pregnant women, all sorts of things. And then he's like, he starts freaking out. They say, we'll be back. And then again, the episode ends. He shoots more photos. And I'm not going to send you every single photo. We'll post them over the thing. But literally encounter after encounter and he starts freaking out about this. The craziest one is, I am going to send you this photo. He is finishing up at a job site and he looks out. Normally these have been like up at tree level or like a little bit distant and he's kind of like popping off. Well, this one comes around the corner and descends and he literally pulls his camera and shoots. And this is the closest photo that I've ever.
Josh
These are all Polaroids.
Danny
This is a Polaroid, Polaroid, Polaroid photo shot in Gulf Breeze, Florida.
Josh
Oh my gosh.
Danny
And again, it's communicating telepathically. Now the crazy thing is there are places, he said where he watched it descend and the grass never grew back.
Josh
Wherever that's a common.
Danny
The ground. So telepathy killing grass where it descends. And so he, he did, I will say this for the, you know, haters and fact checkers out there. He did write a book. He sold movie rights. I think there's a show that like, you know, kind of talked about his story. He made somewhere around a half a million dollars off selling his story. But yeah, I would too if people would listen and sell it. But so the thing that got him fact checked and disproven, or attempted to be disproven, is he ultimately ended up selling the house where he had all of these first encounters. And the next person who bought the house is literally just going around the house. There's like, there's like a water line or something. They were looking for a valve and they find in his attic, black mold, a model. Oh, they find a model of a ufo. And so, and the person was like, oh, that's weird. Maybe the, you know, and like, they're like, the dude was a kooky dude. They weren't like buying his house because he's a UFO researcher. And so they're like, whatever, okay, I have a UFO thing. They put it in. Three days later, a reporter shows up. Hey, just wondering if you guys have seen anything weird. What do you mean? Like you found any photos of UFOs, had any encounters? No, no. How about models? Literally, a reporter shows up at the door three Days later after it being found, saying, you haven't happened to find a model by chance. And so I think the model was planted. So that. And this is what he said. He said, everyone's like, oh, we found your model. These are. These are fake photos. And he's like, why would my half a million dollars that I've sold now, right? Like, why would I chance losing my credibility on leaving the model I used in my attic after selling my house? Makes no sense. And so they took a shoot.
Josh
Or he's just completely gaslighting him. Like, why would I do that?
Lily
He's like, I can't believe I forgot it. I knew I forgot. I told. Honey, I told you to grab it.
Andy
It's literally like Liver King.
Danny
And so they had. This is the coolest job title ever. They had a physicist, an optical physicist for the US Navy investigate the Polaroid photos. And he did in fact, his name is Dr. McAfee. He did in fact confirm that those polaroids, while he did not say they are alien, he said they are not modified or edited. They are real Polaroid photos.
Lily
That's insane.
Andy
Could he have used placement like perspective? Perspective, yeah. Like what they did on double.
Danny
Double exposure is also one of the. The theories. But that. That physicist said these weren't faked. These are just. These photos were popped.
Andy
Wow. Very cool. Spooky.
Lily
Those top ones look like a crown.
Andy
Yeah, they do. What do you think they were trying to show them? It's like they're learning about us and they're like, who? What is man's best friend?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
And then it's like dogs.
Danny
The.
Lily
You like this, right?
Andy
They're reading. They're reading his brain waves. That makes me happy.
Josh
It looks like that UFO we talked about that landed in Ohio. The acorn shape one.
Lily
Oh, yeah.
Josh
There's a lot of people that talk about like acorn shaped, bell shaped UFOs.
Danny
Or I'll send you. Oh, this one too. He had one encounter where three showed up. But tell me this, tell me that doesn't look like the spinning three.
Andy
Wow, that's crazy.
Josh
Those are. Those are so cool.
Lily
Again, I love the vibe.
Andy
Yeah, me too. I like to think that aliens would decorate their stuff well.
Josh
So what year was this?
Danny
87. 87, 87 and 88.
Lily
My aliens have good taste.
Josh
That is so cool.
Lily
I love it. That needs to be a movie.
Andy
Dude, it is a movie. Apparently. That's what I understand.
Lily
I'm saying with this vibe though, like, it needs to be like a little tiny like sci fi horror with that dude, that would be so good.
Danny
He said it was like, though, to your, to your question, they were trying to figure out something about humanity because they often showed up. You know, it was different languages. It was the second or third encounter. He said the accent sounded African. And he was like, but it was telepathic. And in naming.
Josh
We come in peace, I promise you.
Danny
But if you're like formulating like a story, that just seems like such a weird way to tell it.
Josh
So he worked for the Navy?
Danny
No, no, no, no. The, the guy who fact checked the Polaroids, the guy who's taking the Polaroids was just a construction worker.
Josh
Oh, right, right, right.
Danny
Yeah.
Josh
Okay.
Danny
And so that. But they brought in like this got like national attention for a while and like, they were, they were investigating it. They could never prove that he had faked them and then prove that the photos themselves were just photos. And so like, we don't know what this is, but I think that because that existed, they're like, let's do something to bury the story. And then all you have to do is put a dinky little toy in his attic. And everybody even chat GPT asking about it. It's like, well, they found a model. But it's like, that's dumb. If your life is based on doing the story, you're not going to sell a house while you're still in coherent mind. It was like a couple years later, you're gonna leave the biggest thing in your life in the attic.
Josh
Yeah.
Danny
So I would. Would you?
Lily
Because that's just my luck. Yeah. I just feel like I got everything. Where's the model?
Josh
Where's the model.
Lily
To prison.
Josh
Oh, there's a documentary. It may have come out already, but it's by Bob Lazar.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And it's all about. Because he made a model of the UFO that he worked on on Area 51.
Andy
Cool.
Josh
And so they do like a full size replica and stuff of it. And it looks like the most crazy thing ever.
Lily
Really.
Josh
The way he describes the inside is insane. He's like, it looks like it's all just melted together. Like there's no seams, there's no rivets, there's nothing.
Lily
Yeah, it's almost like it was just formed.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Somehow. That's so cool stuff, dude.
Danny
For the haters, it is funny that every generation's UFO looks like the time it's discovered in like.
Lily
Yeah. There's like cultural significance. Yeah.
Josh
That looks like Space Mountain for the most part. But it's also like the picture in the environment of what you Say you kind of like project how much?
Andy
Yeah, how much is like association? Like. Oh, that looks like the 1960s. Oh, because it was taken in the 1960s, you assume?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Interesting.
Danny
Don't know.
Josh
Well, I have this one more thing. I didn't research it too much, but there was one part of it that I thought was actually super crazy. You ever heard of the dude named Walter Russell?
Lily
No.
Josh
All right.
Lily
I don't think so.
Josh
Just want to preface beforehand. He was not a Christian.
Lily
Okay.
Josh
At all.
Andy
He's not a Christian.
Josh
He had a lot of respect for Christianity, but he was more like a universalist kind of guy. Yeah, but he was just like an artist dude. And then apparently in 1926, he had a 39 day period of cosmic illumination. So basically he said for 39 days straight, he was basically in like a trance to where he was learning everything about the universe. Like there was this being that came to him and was teaching him everything about the universe.
Lily
Okay. So this wasn't self induced. Something visited him.
Josh
Yeah. He has no formal scientific education, but he proposed that. Where is it? Well, I'll just say what he experienced. So he said in this 39 days he had direct union with the unit. He said, quote, universal consciousness or God, and the state of total enlightenment where time, space and material world dissolved. A download of universal laws, including the nature of atoms, energy, light and creation. The realization that the universe is spiritual. Rhythmic, rhythmic, Rhythmic, rhythmic process of light and mind, not random material chaos. And he believed that the world, or what this thing told him was that the everything is actually made up of light and not, it's not physical. Like our life that we're experiencing right now is just a projection of this universal consciousness. So we're basically living inside the consciousness of this God. Yeah, and. But he like had like, he literally like was writing out like math formulas and stuff to like, like prove this advanced science. But this dude had no scientific background. He's like, this is just what they showed me. But he was completely regulated, obviously, because it's the 1900s, early 1900s, and where's.
Danny
The part.
Josh
He said that humanity needed to live in alignment with the universal law and divine order or it would suffer chaos, war and collapse. He was ignored and dismissed by everyone in mainstream science. But this is where it gets weird. So he proposed this whole new scientific theory of how the world is and what makes up everything. Everyone's like, you're a kook, you're crazy.
Lily
But Nikola Tesla, listener of crazy people.
Josh
Approached him and he said, this is a quote from Nikola Tesla, he said, keep your ideas secret until you have proof.
Andy
Wow.
Josh
He said you should lock them up in a safe for a thousand years.
Lily
That's cool.
Josh
And then that's it.
Lily
I do love that. That. That's a great way to get somebody to not talk to you, though.
Danny
Yeah.
Lily
Like, you should write all of this down. Don't tell a soul for a thousand years. Put it in a safe and keep it very safe for a thousand years.
Josh
It's so important ever since.
Lily
Say it again.
Josh
They'll get it eventually, I promise. Just lock it away. Okay.
Lily
Man. But that is scary, though, because it seems like he's, like, on to something, possibly.
Josh
Well, yeah. I mean, it's just like, could it not be? Could he not have what we've talked about before shown glimpses of truth, but if. But with falsehood involved in it, you know?
Andy
Yeah, like a deception.
Josh
Yeah, like a deception. And because Nikola Tesla, he was into. He was harnessing some knowledge that he talked about getting from an entity as well, you know, like. And he was like, free power for everyone. This is the way you can do it. Shut down. The FBI, stole all his documents after he died big time. And so when he approached him, he's like. He's like, don't talk about this anymore until you can prove it. Lock it away for a thousand years, and then, yeah, it'll probably be proven.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
I just thought that was crazy.
Lily
Yeah, that's super scary. And it's always. It's hard to know because we can classify people as crazy so easily. And then we have people, you know, that have. We have people that have, you know, cognitive disabilities and that are geniuses. And so it's like, our minds are so complex.
Andy
It's.
Lily
It's not black and white. Like, there's gotta be. And that's the thing that sucks, is when you think about that and you consider that just the. So many people that were mistreated or counting, like, just counted off, whatever, because they are having certain thoughts or different things or messing with a cult and that they shouldn't have.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
But I don't know, man. Yeah.
Josh
I definitely think there is these dudes and these. I just. I thought it was weird of how Henry Ford and. What do I say? Edison.
Andy
Edison.
Josh
How they were, like, talking to this dude in that cult. And, like. I don't know. It's. It's weird how these dudes that are high up, that have had so much influence on where America is today.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
How they're connected to, like, the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds. The Vanderbilts. Like, it's just so weird to me.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
That. But they're popping up in these stories of, like, these really strange people and, like. But them getting revelations from a being.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Or an entity or a God, you know, and they're. But they're always like, what did you see? Tell me more about it.
Danny
Yeah.
Josh
But apparently Thomas Edison. I didn't do any research into this, but apparently after that. Going back to the cult in Florida.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
After he talked to the. What was his name? After he talked to him, he went back and tried to literally invent what he called a spiritual phone. So he tried to create a device to where he could communicate with the dead using technology.
Andy
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
And he's like, yeah, there's seances, there's psychics and stuff like that. He's like, but I'm trying to actually create an invention that he called the spiritual phone. I think it was called the spiritual thumb or spirit phone.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
To where you could physically pick it up and speak. Because he believed that their energy was still all around us and that you could tap into it using frequencies and stuff like that.
Lily
Yeah. Just Abraham Lincoln. Like, just like anything. Anybody dead? That's not fun. That's literally just a Ouija board for a phone. Just.
Josh
Yeah.
Danny
Yeah. I guess his diary just says that there's no proof that he ever came up with a working model, but his diary, he was working on it, and he believed through science you could communicate with the dead.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
I mean, obviously, Tesla. When we say Tesla now, people are not going to be thinking Nikola Tesla for generations. Like, it's going to be the company Tesla.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
And I wonder if there's, like, the significance with that, you know, like, just what, obviously, Nikola used to do. Not even that, but, like, what it. I mean, who knows if Elon knows something, you know, like, do you see the new Tesla robot dancing?
Josh
Yeah. It's crazy how good it is.
Lily
How is it that quick? Like, how have we gone this fast? It used to be like Boston Dynamics used, like, five years ago, had just the tiny little robot thing and it got knocked over. Now we're just. I don't get it, man. This is so quick.
Josh
Did you hear Tucker Carlson talking to Sean Ryan about the neuralink?
Lily
No.
Josh
He's like, do you. Sean Ryan's like, do you know why they're trying to push the neuralink so much to people? And Tucker's like, I know. He's like, I've talked to people that are on the inside and stuff, and they said that AI is no longer in our control, that it's just growing at a rate to where it will sooner or later outpower, outperform any human on Earth. And so the goal is to neuralink to where we actually would have a fighting chance against AI.
Lily
So if you don't get it, don't.
Andy
Just say that willy nilly, Mr. Carlson. Or so they could put AI in our brains.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
What are you talking about?
Josh
I don't know.
Andy
It's our humanity that will fight the AI, not a robot chip.
Lily
But that's the thing. If it's, if it, you know, if you can't get a job unless you have it or something, you know, like what if that's like, sure, you can live a life without neural link, but yeah, you're not going to be making as much money and not as safe, but yeah, sounds a lot like the.
Josh
Mark of the beast, honestly.
Andy
Yeah, we all got to get real comfortable with being uncomfortable. You know what I'm saying?
Lily
That's the whole point, isn't it?
Andy
Yeah, we gotta stop buying from Amazon, probably. I say that and I get an Amazon package every single day. But it's like they're, they're conditioning us into this kind of like ultra comfortable, ultra dependent thing. And it's like, you know that like a shop small event that they do. Shop small businesses. We need to start doing shop people that don't have brain chip.
Lily
Yeah, it's true. Yeah, we gotta get ahead of it.
Danny
To your point though, it is crazy how dependent on Amazon I've become. I went into a tractor supply for bird seed, which I typically have just been ordering because it's like 10 bucks for a bag of bird seed off Amazon, which isn't crazy. I went in and it's like, it's like this big, like the size of like a bag of rice or something. It's a very standard unit of measurement. How many bags of rice?
Andy
Yeah, exactly.
Danny
But no, I went into tractor supply and literally bought a 40 pound bag of birdseed for like $9. And I was like, why have I been just sitting on my couch? Tractor supply is right down the road.
Andy
I know. And then you can meet someone, you can have a conversation. Yeah, you know what I have to talk about real quick? I don't know if you're saving this for Patreon, but I'm just sick and tired of these folks who are not conspiracy theorists dogging on conspiracy theorists while they keep coming true.
Josh
Oh, don't get into that one thing too much.
Andy
D I D D Y yeah.
Josh
That was quick.
Lily
That was good.
Danny
That was quick.
Josh
I know. Exactly. We could save that for Patreon.
Andy
All I have to say is do you remember this whole like Pizzagate thing? Everybody's like, you're just save it.
Josh
No, I'm just saying, YouTube's like, keep going, keep going. See what happens. See what happens.
Lily
Listen, guys, we got so much to Talk about on Patreon.com Ninjas are butterflies. We get an extra episode every single week. You get these episodes early in the week. You get behind the scenes. You get announcements that we've just talked about, like the Florida Torah. These people knew about it way before you guys did because we wanted them to have front row SE tickets. Okay. Right. Not to show favoritism, but you know, just a little.
Josh
Make sure to subscribe to our YouTube comment, how many grapes would you eat?
Lily
How many grapes would you eat to save Josh's life?
Josh
Comment a number and follow us on Spotify and go to Sunday Cool swag to get some new merch.
Lily
Check it out. That's the last of the run for this. This season.
Josh
Yeah, we got some good more that we're working on, but this is the last for a couple weeks.
Lily
So are we selling this as well?
Josh
Yeah, that comes. That's. That's on the website as well.
Danny
Dang.
Josh
So go get it. Cyndswag.com we love you guys. See you on Patreon.
Lily
Bye bye, dolphins.
Andy
What you're about to see.
Lily
Wow. May disturb you. Nominal. If any of you know what these.
Danny
Multi decade UAP dolphins are?
Lily
Aliens.
Josh
Bottle nose fish.
Andy
Pigs. There's a massive police response.
Lily
Dolphin style attack.
Josh
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Podcast Summary: Ninjas Are Butterflies - Episode 144: The Hollow Earth Cult Nobody’s Talking About (Until Now)
Release Date: May 30, 2025
Ninjas Are Butterflies is an outrageous comedy podcast hosted by Josh Hooper and Andy DeNoon, known for their hilarious guests, conspiracies, captivating stories, and plenty of laughter. In Episode 144, titled "The Hollow Earth Cult Nobody’s Talking About (Until Now)," the hosts delve into the obscure and intriguing world of the Koreshan Unity, a lesser-known cult with fascinating beliefs and historical significance.
Timestamp: [12:02] – [14:15]
The episode begins with a listener question submitted by Levi, asking, "Should we shoot endangered animals?" The hosts humorously misinterpret the question, initially thinking it refers to causing harm. However, Josh clarifies, "By shoot, we mean, like, shoot photography, like, take pictures, document" [12:43]. This leads to a playful yet thoughtful discussion on the importance of documenting endangered species to aid in their conservation.
Notable Quote:
Levi (Listener): "Should we shoot endangered animals?"
Josh: "He knew you were going to say that. That's such a bummer." [13:00]
Timestamp: [56:20] – [62:17]
Josh introduces the Koreshan Unity, a cult from the late 1800s Florida, led by Cyrus Teed. Teed, an inventor who experienced a profound vision after an electrocution accident, proclaimed himself the new messiah and propagated the hollow Earth theory. The cult believed that the Earth was a hollow sphere containing the sun, moon, and stars within it—a belief akin to flat Earth theories.
Key Points:
Notable Quote:
Josh: "They taught that it was called cellular cosmology. So it's the hollow earth theory." [57:44]
Timestamp: [63:00] – [67:04]
The conversation shifts to recent crop circle phenomena in the UK, marking their first appearance in 2025. Three notable formations emerge in Dorset:
The hosts discuss the meticulous nature of these formations, drawing parallels to ancient symbols and questioning whether they are of extraterrestrial origin or human-made art.
Notable Quote:
Josh: "Drone footage showcasing the formation details has been shared on social media platforms." [65:47]
Timestamp: [75:00] – [87:47]
One of the most compelling segments of the episode revolves around the alleged alien encounters experienced by John Mack in Gulf Breeze, Florida. Mack, a construction worker, reported multiple UFO sightings and interactions, including telepathic communications warning humanity about future catastrophes.
Key Points:
Notable Quote:
Lily: "It's like, you have to give some validity to it. Like, there's got to be something real that happened there that day." [73:19]
Timestamp: [88:00] – [97:55]
The discussion broadens to encompass modern technological advancements and their potential conspiratorial implications. Topics include:
Neuralink and AI Control: Referencing a conversation between Tucker Carlson and Sean Ryan, the hosts explore fears that AI may surpass human intelligence, with Neuralink proposed as a means to enhance human cognitive abilities to compete with AI.
Notable Quote:
Josh: "AI is no longer in our control, that it's just growing at a rate to where it will sooner or later outpower, outperform any human on Earth." [96:22]
Historical Figures and Secret Knowledge: Delving into the enigmatic life of Walter Russell, an artist and inventor who claimed to have received universal knowledge during a cosmic illumination, paralleling Nikola Tesla’s secretive innovations.
Notable Quote:
Josh: "He said you should lock them up in a safe for a thousand years." [91:34]
Timestamp: [98:00] – [100:15]
In the final segment, the hosts reflect on the enduring nature of conspiracy theories and the challenges faced by believers in gaining mainstream acceptance. They emphasize the importance of keeping an open mind and the complexity of human perception, drawing connections between historical cults, modern UFO sightings, and technological fears.
Notable Quote:
Lily: "It's hard to know because we can classify people as crazy so easily." [93:35]
Episode 144 of Ninjas Are Butterflies offers a deep dive into the obscure history of the Koreshan Unity, recent crop circle phenomena, compelling alien encounter stories, and the interplay between technological advancements and conspiracy theories. Through engaging banter and insightful discussions, hosts Josh Hooper and Andy DeNoon provide listeners with a rich tapestry of narratives that blend humor with mystery, making it a must-listen for enthusiasts of the unconventional and the unexplained.
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