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Lily
Do one like intense swing and yell.
Andrew
You guys are me.
Andy
Ten wings, a drink and some fries. Their fries are decent, dude.
Josh
Hey, wing it on.
Andrew
For how much, Andy?
Andy
For 10 wings, a large drink and a large fry. It was like $37. I know. Sixteen, I think.
Andrew
That's not math. You know who's the king of lunches?
Josh
Math.
Andrew
That's not bad.
Andy
That's on math.
Josh
That ain't math.
Andrew
My dad is the king of getting a cheap, good lunch. My dad will tell you every deal for every day.
Lily
He's like, on Tuesdays we do talk.
Josh
At Taco Tuesdays for two tacos and a drink.
Andrew
He like, does all this stuff.
Andy
That's the goal, though. That's where you want to be. You know, it's eat free on Thursdays.
Andrew
You know that Tim Dillon is always like, scene of comedy is my fallback, really. I think I should be in the mortgage business eating some serious lunches. That's like his so funny. That's literally my dad, though. Like, I count it with serious lunches and he's a couponer. He's a very fulfilling life.
Andy
That's Great. That's exciting, though. I. Dude, I love a good old birthday like, reminder on my phone. I always allow the notifications, like, for Duncan or something like, hey, it's your birthday. Because I always just put random birthdays in whenever I'm filling that stuff out and I forgot. But now it's just like, I get gifts throughout the year. I mean, it's. Yeah, you just. You just always don't put in a real.
Josh
Eat at all those places on your birthday.
Andy
No. If you did, that would be terrible. You would be like, I'd feel bad. I waste them all.
Andrew
It's genius. If you're dishonest.
Andy
It's not being dishonest.
Josh
It's just. It's.
Andy
It's hiding your information from big corporations but getting treated by using their app. So it's a win. Win.
Josh
I don't want to freak you guys out.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But getting cheese and bacon on a chick fil. A sandwich is one of the best things ever. That does so good.
Andy
Was it.
Josh
It was supposed to be grilled chicken.
Andy
I never.
Josh
Do you know that. You know the Tiktoks where it's a bigger lady talking? She's like. Like, I went to whatever. Some restaurant. Yeah. Or Panera. It was Panera. And she's like. And I got the salad, but they put a sandwich in there. What the heck? And then it just does the dog going.
Andy
Side eye.
Josh
So I ordered a grilled chicken, but I got a fried chicken.
Andy
Right. Right. That's so great.
Josh
Yeah. I'm trying to lose weight because half of our audience called me fat, by the way.
Andrew
People are.
Andy
Hey, it's crazy. Be nice to my friend.
Josh
Hey. I wrote all your names down and I kept it in a little booklet.
Andy
Yep. Or one day, and everyone got. Who didn't comment got a gift.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Sent to us.
Josh
Everybody said, nice stash. I sent them money.
Andy
Yep. Thousand dollars each.
Josh
Yep.
Andrew
So I think you're beautiful.
Josh
Thanks.
Andy
It's crazy how mean people are, huh? Even people we thought were our friends.
Josh
Could you imagine just walking up to someone in public going like, you are fat, or did a bee sting? Dude, you look like Garfield. Yeah, I look like Garfield.
Andy
Hey, dude, honestly, someone.
Josh
Do you remember Mondays? Am I right?
Andy
You know, you remember Fievel Goes West?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Did you ever see that movie?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
It's a Steven Spielberg animated film. It's so good. But there's a cat, someone said. And I was like. Because I. I was like, it kind of. You remind me of some animated creature. But I couldn't remember what. And Then someone says, you look like the cat from Fievel. And I said, oh, my gosh, that's what it is. And you want to see?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
I'm so sorry.
Andrew
Let me see.
Josh
Let me see.
Andy
I was like, dude, that's kind of crazy.
Josh
Oh, man.
Andy
No, Josh, you're gorgeous.
Andrew
People were mean. I will say though, you're like, everybody's being so mean. People are mean to me all the time. I was wondering how that horrific things about me. I'm like, yeah, okay, here you go.
Andy
Yeah. It's nothing worse than what? We've already made fun of each other. We've read already, so.
Josh
Yeah, but growing it back.
Andy
Yeah, exactly. The things get. Guess what? It can change Some people's faces stay that way.
Lily
If karma's karma. That's true. If karma exists, it's because of the folders you have for each of us.
Andrew
I know. Yeah. These secret folders of mean comparisons.
Andy
You just remember my Shrek face whenever I shaved my beard.
Lily
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew
I actually was remembering that.
Josh
That's why I discovered your mouth is huge.
Lily
So big.
Josh
It's the biggest mouth I've ever seen.
Andy
This is like. That's the way. That's what? You're not surprised. Whenever I shave, it's like the chin, whatever, but it's just the mouth.
Josh
Oh, my.
Andy
How many teeth do you have? Two rows of D, Man.
Josh
You can fit a whole grapefruit in there. Oh, hey, do you want a song?
Andrew
Yeah.
Andy
Oh, geez. I guess we can write something up real quick. Let me.
Josh
Oh, yeah. We didn't even prepare a song.
Andy
Nope, we didn't.
Lily
It's convenient this guitar hangs here because that is convenient.
Josh
Guys, check out our new guitar hook. They can't see it. They can.
Andy
Guitar hook. Very nice.
Andrew
At least one thing's organized in here.
Andy
Hey, listen.
Josh
Take it back.
Andy
Lily came in a mood today, guys. No, big time mood.
Andrew
I had a wonderful morning.
Andy
Did you?
Andrew
Yeah.
Josh
Let's sing about our morning.
Andy
Okay. Yeah. Let's do it.
Lily
1, 2, 3, 4.
Andy
Water is rising so what do we do? The world is on fire so how do you do Sleep at night through all of those screams While society is bursting at the seams Trigger happy people with fingers on the button we have to leave this planet. We got to think of something. We need a ship, a rocket to take us far away we need it all to laugh and can stay another.
Josh
Day where can we run? Where can we run? Space is too far we are done where can we fly? It's all so dark we need another.
Andy
Noah we need another ark. Ark to Mars.
Josh
Ark to Mars. Please, Mr. Elon, help us now. Ark to Mars.
Andy
Ark to Mars. Please, Mr. Elon, help us now. Who can build this ark to Mars?
Josh
A floating genius among the stars A.
Andy
Man within this broken heart he will build this octomos.
Josh
Wow.
Andy
Oh, we had to do a little.
Lily
Bit of this, a little bit of.
Josh
That, and we have that.
Andy
Oh, wait right there.
Lily
I don't know.
Andy
How did we find it? Here we go. And we found it all.
Josh
On it, boys.
Andrew
Gosh.
Lily
First day.
Andy
Wow.
Josh
First try.
Andrew
Oh, I love. I loved it, you guys. Good job.
Josh
I absolutely loved it.
Andy
Inspiration came from just the word burning up in his. It is right? So what we take it is inspiration. And so when we wrote the lyrics. No chat. GPT was using that one, really. So we just. We just came from it came flu flow through our heart like a river. Right, mate?
Josh
Really came from the heart there, Paulie.
Andy
Yeah, I just truly believe it from our heart in our soul. And Elon, if you are listening, we do appreciate you and we do help you. You reserve us a seat on your little octamols.
Josh
You sound like Russell Brand.
Andrew
Yeah, you do. Literally.
Josh
We have fun.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But unfortunately. Everyone be quiet because this is not going to be fun. There's a lot of stuff happening. A lot of things in the news. Sad stuff.
Andy
That's what they're saying.
Josh
Happy stuff, but more sad stuff. I feel like stuff. Scary stuff. If you could just let me finish helping. No, stop.
Andy
Your man, your female explaining. So, yeah.
Josh
Guys, today's question. This is not, like, all jokes aside, for real this time.
Andy
Okay?
Josh
Yeah, my neck hurts. All jokes aside, let's be like, for real on this one.
Andy
Sure.
Josh
Today's question, sent in by a viewer. Should families be separated? Should families be separated?
Andy
I mean, you want me to go first?
Josh
Unless. Lola, do you want to go first?
Andrew
No.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah, you go first.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Whoa.
Andy
You want me to repeat it? Yes. I think families should be separated. What are you talking about?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
You agree?
Josh
Yeah, I. I agree. Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Families should be separated.
Andy
I want to be on the right side of history.
Josh
Yeah. Lil, what do you think?
Andrew
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah. Huh?
Josh
Good. So you think that what's happening right now with ice.
Andrew
Stop. Don't go there.
Josh
Because I said no. Yeah.
Andy
I mean, that's what I said. What are you talking about? You just saw. We said no. I mean, if we want to run a quit.
Lily
Are you actually. Are you actually turned around?
Andrew
No. You guys said yes.
Andy
Did she just say no? You're confusing me now because we obviously said no.
Josh
Wait, so should families be separated? Yes or no?
Andrew
I'm gonna go with the group.
Josh
You obviously didn't go with the group.
Andrew
No.
Andy
The group known as Ice.
Andrew
No.
Andy
It's a terrible thing. It's happening.
Josh
Do you want a chance to change your answer?
Andrew
I'm. I'm in agreement with whatever you guys say.
Josh
You obviously aren't, because the complete opposite contradict. I don't know why you're actually laughing right now.
Andy
It's not a laughing matter.
Josh
This is terrible. What's happening?
Lily
She's, like, nervous to talk. She's moving further and further away from.
Andrew
Her mic, you guys.
Josh
So family should be separated.
Andrew
Let me off the hook.
Josh
You're the one.
Andy
I put yourself on the hook. I wish we could. I wish we could.
Josh
You made the bait. And you. You. You're on it. Hook, line, and sinker, baby. So family should be separated based on what you're saying?
Andrew
No.
Josh
Oh, my gosh. Because obviously, we're talking about families being separated from evil. Burning and burning house. And burning houses. Burn. Burn.
Andy
Burning houses. Evil and burning houses.
Josh
From witches.
Andy
From witches that started fires.
Josh
And you think that families should just stay in those homes that are on.
Andy
Fire, Set by witches.
Josh
Set by those evil witches?
Andrew
No, I don't.
Josh
You're stor. You're all. You're jumbled.
Andy
I would say get out of that house.
Josh
I would say get out.
Andy
Yeah, because it's obviously not gonna be.
Josh
Separate yourself from the house, Lil.
Andy
The evil burning house.
Josh
The evil burning witch house.
Andrew
Leave me, Al.
Josh
And of course.
Andy
Wait, have you not heard about the.
Josh
Witches that are burning all these houses?
Andy
Yes.
Josh
It's payback from all the witch trials.
Andy
The Salem witch trials is revenge.
Josh
And you think that's okay? You think that families should just stay there and not separate themselves from that?
Andrew
That's not what I'm saying at all.
Josh
That's exactly what she's saying. She said it. He's gonna throw up. You made him so sick. Are you okay? He's not okay. He's sick because he's worried about those families. Lil, man.
Andy
I'm a visual. I'm a visual person.
Josh
So visual. Oh, Andy, no. Look at what you did to him. I can see it.
Andy
Now get out.
Josh
Look at what you did to our will. You did this.
Lily
She supports the witches.
Josh
She supports the witches. Guys, I guess you can hurry here first. Lil supports the witches.
Andrew
I don't.
Lily
And ice apparently.
Andrew
Stop it right now.
Josh
Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly.
Andy
The butterfly.
Andrew
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
Hey. It's tricky, but we got there, pal.
Josh
Don't you ever do that again.
Andy
Don't ever do that.
Andrew
I hate that segment.
Josh
Speaking of.
Andy
You make it. Honestly you made it more difficult on yourself this time. So you. We had it. We had a double gaslight. You.
Josh
So speaking of being separated from your family.
Andy
Don't say it.
Josh
Did you hear about that guy who was wearing a metallic necklace and got by an MRI machine.
Andy
Whoa.
Andrew
When it chopped your. Oh. Cause it's a magnet.
Josh
They said it's strong enough to throw a wheelchair across the room.
Andy
The thing is.
Josh
And he walked in there with a necklace.
Andrew
I don't think it was any metal on your body.
Lily
Yes, that is a question. But you know what?
Josh
Yes, that is a question.
Lily
That's a question they ask. But my thing there's like, you know, non magnetic metals.
Andy
Dude, this. The thing is, this wasn't just a normal necklace. This was a 20 pound chain.
Andrew
What?
Andy
Without padlock? Basically like a bike lock this guy was wearing.
Andrew
Why?
Andy
And I mean, I don't know if it was literally the bike lock where they just had or he was just like. Just a fashionable £20 Jane. But that's what brought it.
Andrew
£20.
Andy
£20 is what it says.
Andrew
It sounds like this was a med.
Andy
So hey, put this on real quick. Walk in this room.
Josh
Yeah, but apparently it's. They didn't specify what it did, but they're like it was horrific. Died the next day. That's what they said.
Andrew
Next day.
Josh
Yeah. You can live a whole day without it.
Andy
He was a 61 year old man who's wearing a 20 pound chain used for weight training.
Andrew
Oh.
Andy
Oh.
Josh
What?
Andy
Why is he sucked into the MRI scanner?
Lily
He's just flexing. I forgot I had it on.
Andy
Crazy.
Josh
I mean, why was he wearing that in a hospital?
Andy
I. I don't know. But that's just the thing. It's like that's. I think that was a literal final destination death.
Andrew
Yeah.
Andy
In a movie. So I think like that's what. That's crazy. The marketing for the movie is insane. That's a little late, but it's terrible.
Josh
There's a guy driving on a highway in Florida.
Andrew
Oh boy.
Josh
A tree fell, squished him in his car.
Andrew
You guys need to know that you're feeding my paranoia. This is why I'm crazy.
Josh
One, don't wear a chain to an MRI machine.
Andrew
Two, don't drive on highways in Florida.
Josh
Or if you do, bring a chainsaw.
Lily
Do you see the other dude who died on a Florida highway? The elderly man trying to. Trying to be a hero. We've all been There, driving down the road, and there was a turtle. And he got out to help the turtle across, and he got hit. He got got.
Andy
Oh, no.
Andrew
Get off your phones, people.
Andy
Dude.
Josh
But it was also on the highway, right?
Lily
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh
Don't get off in the highway to save a turtle.
Andy
Did I ever tell you the story when I try to save a tortoise with Austin?
Lily
Why is it funny?
Andy
Dude, it was crazy. The thing is, because I always. I always break for turtles. I always stop. You know, we always do that.
Josh
Like, you have to go out of my way to run a movie.
Andy
I get excited and I. We're driving back from Howie. We're just driving on the highway. It was still back road, one of the old highways. And so we pull over because it was a freaking huge tortoise.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
It wasn't just a turtle. Like, it was, like, something that's been around for a while. And he's going across, and I see it, and I run back, and Austin gets out of the car, and I see another car coming. Just a little, tiny little thing, and I'm waving it down, and it's not seeing me at all. Like, going 60 right in front of me. Like, I had run. I'm out of breath. And it was right there, and the car was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I literally saw it happen. And the crunch and the, like, everything. I was just, like. It was dramatic and odd. I look over at Austin, and Austin's doing exactly what you're doing because he saw the look on my face, and he was dying laughing just at, like, how tragic that whole moment was. No, I literally was jumping. Dude. It was crazy.
Andrew
Oh, I hate it.
Andy
I hate it.
Josh
Did you see that video of that girl that was saving a. It was like, the gopher turtle or whatever, and she threw in the lake.
Andy
Yes.
Josh
Oh, no.
Andy
She didn't find out till later. It's like. Because people comment, it's like, dude, that's literally you not.
Lily
They just can't swim.
Andrew
Accidental homicide.
Josh
Oh, manslaughter.
Andy
This is an ad by BetterHelp.
Josh
Don't start.
Andy
What?
Josh
Andy, I'm sick of it, okay? Can't you see my mental health isn't at a hundred percent? All these conspiracies and work stuff, it's.
Andy
Making me lose it.
Josh
Look at my face. Look at this. I'm losing it.
Andy
Okay.
Josh
All right.
Andy
Take it easy, man. You know that workplace stress is, like, one of the main causes of declining mental health, okay? You know that.
Josh
I know that, Andy, but do you think BetterHelp is gonna fix that.
Andy
Listen, I know it can help. BetterHelp is the largest online therapy platform and they're making it so easy for people to start focusing on their mental health.
Josh
Or maybe I just quit. Quit? Move to Machu Picchu, become a monk. I don't know.
Andy
Okay, well, you can't just quit, Josh. You got family. You got responsibilities. I really think BetterHelp can make a difference, man.
Josh
OK, but how?
Andy
I mean, they have over 30,000 therapists and they've been serving over 5 million people worldwide. I think they know what they're doing, Josh.
Josh
Sure, but I don't think I got time for that, Andy. I don't got time for this BetterHelp stuff. I think I'm just gonna go.
Andy
Wait, Josh, you don't understand. When you use BetterHelp, you can meet with a therapist at the click of a button. It's super convenient. They make it that way.
Josh
All right, you convinced me. I'll give it a try.
Andy
Thank you, Josh. You're not gonna regret it. And it says right here they can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. That sounds great, doesn't it?
Josh
You know what, Andy? That does sound great. And do our listeners get a discount as well?
Andy
They sure do. They get 10% off their very first month at betterhelp.com forward slash ninjas. That's better. H E-L-P.com forward slash ninjas.
Josh
Go now. 10. 10 off for help. On your brain.
Andy
He needs it. That wasn't a jab, I promise. Like, I'm just saying, because you. We were just talking about how you needed help.
Josh
It's my face in that.
Andy
No, man, you look beautiful.
Josh
I'm gonna go sign up right now for betterhelp.com okay./ninjas. Speaking of turtles, we just got back from a trip from North Carolina.
Andrew
I can't wait to talk about it.
Andy
Let's talk about it right now.
Lily
Very cool.
Andy
Where'd you guys go? To the Airbnb. Right?
Josh
We talked about Saluda.
Andrew
Salud. Saluda.
Josh
Saluda, North Carolina. Awesome. It was like 25, 25 miles south of Asheville.
Andy
Okay, so it's like a seven hour car ride. Eight hours?
Josh
Seven and a half. Yeah.
Andy
Cool.
Josh
Eight.
Andrew
It depends on if you have kids that get car sick.
Andy
I heard that story.
Josh
So we discovered. What's up?
Lily
No, she's. She's just like significantly quieter than us. Talking off the mic. That's rare.
Andrew
Stop it right now.
Josh
Are you all right? Are you my wife?
Andrew
You're so silly today.
Josh
No, I'm not goofy. I'm not. I'm always silly. I don't know. Maybe it's my new double gin.
Andy
But.
Josh
Yeah. We discovered Ada gets carsick, and she.
Andrew
Kind of knew that already.
Josh
But not like, that bad, though. Yeah, she just inhaled, like, a entire bag of Cheeto puffs. And she's like. She's like, dad, I gotta pee. And she says that, like, every 30 minutes are like, all right, we'll find a spot. And then she's like, oh, my head hurts. They're like, you okay? She's just sitting there like this.
Andrew
And she was like, I gotta go potty.
Josh
I gotta go potty. And then just everywhere. Lil jumped in the back and put the Cheeto bag over her mouth and just.
Andy
Oh, no.
Josh
And Jane's screaming at who knows what. And then constantly, literally seconds after she got done puking, I was pulling on.
Andy
What do you call it?
Josh
Exit.
Andrew
Yeah, we did, like, a little roundabout to get on Exit.
Josh
And then there's a McDonald's. And he goes, oh, McDonald's, I'm hungry. Hungry.
Lily
I should probably. Was after.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Losing. So.
Andrew
So it'll be a while until I can eat Cheeto puffs, because that's for girls.
Andy
That's wild.
Andrew
We had a long time left in our trip, too, so it was like. The car smelled like Cheeto.
Andy
Oh, God, that's the worst.
Andrew
Yeah, because kids don't know how to throw up either. So she's like.
Andy
A lot of times, it's like their first time doing it.
Andrew
I know.
Andy
Like, remembering it.
Andrew
Yeah.
Andy
Like, oh, man, this is brutal.
Andrew
And she, like, understands something, though, because she was. Can we still go on the trip? Like, yeah.
Andy
No. You have we to leave you here. I'm so sorry. This is what happens when parents lose their children. This is. We have to say goodbye.
Andrew
Wait to part with you.
Josh
Anyways, this her Uncle Pete's cabin that he just built. Amazing. Super cool. It's on Airbnb and VRBO.
Andrew
TBO. We can link it somewhere, right? Maybe in the YouTube caption or something.
Josh
The description. Yeah, yeah. The caption.
Lily
Get a load of.
Andrew
I'm there right now. I'm, like, 78 years old. Let me talk about this, Kevin.
Josh
All right, go for it.
Andrew
So he was building it, like, halfway through the project when Hurricane Helene Helen.
Lily
Elaine, I think, came through.
Andrew
And it didn't ruin his project. He just kind of messed up a few different things or whatever. But then he resumed building it and opened it this summer for Airbnb. It is this beautiful little a frame. So cute. And the materials he used are just like so cozy. And it's just stocked with my grandparents furniture, which is so cool. It was like walking into a museum of my grandparents. It just felt like a big homage to them. And we slept in my grandfather's bed, which is weird. I didn't have to ask him is this the same mattress? But he's like, no. It was really cozy too, but just super duper cool. And he just like restored all of the pieces in such a amazing way. And just being able to experience it was so cool. And it's right on the river. So we were like Pocahontas the whole time.
Andy
Yeah. I saw the outside exterior photo. Looks so cool.
Andrew
Yeah. Dude, you just put your chair in the river with your feet the best. Your coffee right here.
Andy
Boom.
Andrew
Game over.
Andy
Where was that little waterfall place at? Is that nearby the house?
Josh
It was like a 12 minute drive, dude.
Andy
You guys. Yeah, Little, Little.
Josh
Little Bradley Falls.
Andrew
Yeah, we call it Baby Bradley. The big Bradley. Somebody died the day before. Fell off.
Josh
Yeah. Or jumped off the mountain. Either one.
Andrew
Oh, really?
Josh
I heard your Pete say that he swan dived off the waterfall. Oh, no.
Andy
Don'T do that.
Andrew
Apparently it's pretty reckless. But like people. People do die.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But you guys go, go book it.
Andrew
That's the thing.
Andy
And also we'll do a pod from there, right?
Andrew
Yeah, I posted about this, but I just think it's really important. So the hurricane obviously ravaged it a year ago. You would think that they would be. There's just a lot of work to be done.
Andy
Yeah.
Andrew
And so my whole thing is if you're going on a trip, make it meaningful. Spend your money in WNC and just.
Josh
Bring back western North Carolina.
Andrew
Yeah. Bring back this economy because it's such a treasured place. Like we. I think Floridians have some kind of like. We really like idolize western North Carolina just because it's like so opposite what's over here. But it's a really special place. And it's such an important part of our country. The Blue Ridge Mountains, the start of Appalachia. Spend your money there, Bring it back to life.
Josh
Yeah. We went to Chimney Rock too. Crazy.
Andrew
Yeah. Lake Lure is empty.
Josh
Drained. Lake Lure is huge.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And it's like they completely drained it. And there's over 300 dump trucks a day getting trash out of the lake and bringing out 300 a day.
Andy
Dude, everything's changing. Like that's just.
Josh
It's.
Andy
Yeah. This is a new era, you know.
Andrew
It's really cool though. It's crazy about it. I mean, like, it sucks, obviously, but they. It's empty. They're finding, like, all this crazy stuff at the bottom of it, right? They found, like, a Model T car.
Andy
Oh, wow.
Andrew
At the bottom of Lake.
Andy
Lord, there's gotta be some bodies down there.
Lily
I was gonna say, you imagine if you, like, change something up as a criminal, and now it's empty.
Andy
This seems literally like a. Like a horror novel. Like how it comes back to haunt this guy 30 years later or something.
Andrew
Yeah, man.
Andy
That's wild.
Josh
Yeah. But go. Go book it. It's very cool.
Andrew
Yeah. Very awesome, very cozy, very family friendly.
Josh
And then tag us in it.
Andrew
Oh, yeah.
Andy
That's what we need to do with what Ryan Trey Hand's doing with Airbnbs. We need to film a pod in 50 Airbnbs.
Josh
I said that.
Andy
And then we'll just get Airbnb to just sponsor for us.
Josh
Yeah, that'd be so fun.
Andy
That'd be so stinking cool. The first podcast to do a podcast in every state.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
I wonder if that's been broken. What? If that's ever been happened.
Andrew
That would be so fun. We need to get, like a. Like a mobile, like an rv, though, or something.
Josh
Except Kansas. We'll skip Kansas, right?
Andrew
Yeah. Literally.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Stop. No.
Josh
Oh, not Kansas.
Andrew
I'm sorry.
Andy
Be nice.
Josh
I'm in Hawaii.
Andy
You're being on the wrong. You're on the wrong side of the revolution right now. I hope you know that.
Josh
I think I. I was. It was a joke. I think Kansas is beautiful about.
Andy
Look in the camera. Don't apologize to me. Apologize.
Josh
Everyone in Kansas, your state is the best. Notes.
Lily
It's the worst. Is Nebraska.
Andrew
Really, though?
Josh
That's so boring.
Andy
They have guns.
Josh
Relax.
Andy
And corn.
Josh
I drove through it twice, and it was just like, gosh.
Andrew
So, I mean, if you're from Nebraska, defend yourself.
Josh
Yeah. Tell me. Tell me what's fun there? I don't know.
Andy
College football, mostly. I think hunting. Oh, yeah, hunting. It's got to be getting wild up there. Don't get me started on chasing whitetail, dude. Yeah, I can talk about it all day.
Josh
Yeah, I know.
Andy
That's all I do.
Josh
Speaking of hurricanes, Andrew.
Lily
I'm up.
Josh
He found some more stuff regarding the floods in Texas.
Lily
It's. It's freaking evil. Like, straight up evil. I want to preface this. This is my own research. I am doing mentally great. What are all the things you're supposed to say so that people don't come after you? And. Yeah, this is. This is a comedy podcast. And this all is probably a Joke.
Josh
It's all real. Andrew is struggling mentally.
Andy
It's a rough spot.
Lily
So, yeah, this is. So this all started. I was on Instagram and I saw a picture. They're just talking about lithium mining, and they found something called the Smackover foundation, or formation. Sorry, in Smackover. Smackover. That's pretty cool. I know, right?
Andrew
Yeah.
Lily
But it's in southwest Arkansas. And so there's this. This map. And they have a section of the grid blocked off where they did this testing. And they found enough lithium, potentially, they're using AI and some other things based on samples to determine the probability of the amount of lithium. But in theory, there's enough lithium in this area to make the United States no longer an importer of lithium for all of our needs. But it said potentially, global electric vehicle lithium need could be covered nine times over by the amount of lithium in this deposit. So it's. I mean, immediately you publish an article saying something like that, everyone involved in energy is like, you know, yeah, everyone's. Yeah, that's exactly what they say.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Verbatim.
Andrew
Hubba, hubba.
Lily
I have a hard time getting on a train of thought. And then that happens. It's like being a youth pastor where the kid makes a fart joke and you're trying to be serious and you have no idea how to get back to the point.
Josh
Sorry. Yeah. So lithium.
Lily
So lithium. Thank you. I needed that. Lithium has been found. And then there's actually Chevron bought some rights to that area. Energy X is another company that started acquiring rights. But then I thought, when you look at how close Arkansas is to Texas, I was like, I wonder if it's connected, if some way there's a deposit, a strand of lithium. So I started doing more research. It turns out that the lithium is found in a brine. It's a saltwater solution in the aquifers. And so the rivers in Texas flow from northwest down to southeast. But if you pull up a map of the aquifers, this is where the. The sampling is. That's in Arkansas. That red section pulled out of the greater yellow section on this map. And then if you pull up the Texas aquifers, look where it flows.
Andrew
Is it right through the red section? Wow.
Lily
And so it turns out that this lithium deposit in a saltwater solution connects roughly from Arkansas down to where the flooding in Texas happened. And my whole thought is, if you were going to want to harvest lithium out of that area, you would need the lithium to rise. You need the aquifers to fill, to do better testing. But Then you wouldn't publish a study from that area, because as soon as you start excavating, it raises all the red flags.
Josh
Sure.
Lily
It gets really creepy when you start to look at how they bring that brine to the surface. So right now, there's something called wastewater. And there's a debate that's been going on in Texas for years where they're saying, who has rights to the minerals in the water? Because historically, water is a surface level commodity. Yeah, yeah. And so the landowner has the rights to that, but oil is different. Oil is a mineral.
Andrew
Right, right. Which you don't own usually when you buy property.
Lily
Huh. This is. I'm not making this up. January 21st, legislation passed that gave away the surface wastewater, gave the rights to the mineral deposits in it over to the oil companies. It went into effect July 1st.
Josh
Whoa.
Lily
They were seeding on July 2nd. The flood happened July 4th.
Josh
Whoa.
Lily
And so then the next question is, how quick does it take for an aquifer to fill up? You know, because it can be, like, centuries before rainwater makes it down. Well, it turns out Kerr county, the aquifers in that county are some of the shallowest, some of them at only 100ft deep. And it can happen literally within days to years. So the flooding that happened is literally raising the brine with lithium straight up to the surface.
Josh
Dang. Definitively, the theory is that it was purposely flooded. Yep. And this is all part of the grand scheme of harvesting lithium. Potentially.
Lily
I mean. Yes. Potentially.
Josh
It's because that was the case for North Carolina as well, right there. Lithium deposits.
Andrew
Lithium or cobalt, I think.
Lily
I think they were both being found in North Carolina, but.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
What. So the problem with everywhere else is, like, who has the rights to go in and grab the land and do stuff? Well, Texas doesn't actually need the rights to the land because all the oil companies have the rights already to the minerals under the surface. They just needed that to come to a place where they could harvest it. And now that the legislation is passed, you ever see, like, an oil rig running and then just water starts gushing before the oil flows?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
That's been considered wastewater. And they have been able to do anything with it. And it's typically salt water. But now each of those pumps that's pulling up salt water is now they. They can literally intentionally do that because the water is now a resource, which means they don't need to find oil anymore. They already know the aquifer runs the whole way. Like, anyone who's doing a well in their house typically goes 600ft deep. So all the oil companies need to do. Who already have permission to be drilling in all these places. The target's no longer oil. It's lithium.
Josh
Dang.
Lily
And so they can literally deplete the aquifers just southeast of Austin. They're in a drought. I think it's. Kyle is the name of the city. It's like a historic drought. They're pumping water in from other towns. So they've been seeding. They've been trying to do all of these things, but literally it's completely shifted the. The entire energy sector or whatever.
Andrew
Wow.
Lily
Like, even South Korea is investing in Energy X. And that's a whole other thing. I kind of stopped digging deeper. The guy who runs it is formerly an NFL, like, agent, like, manager, who got let go because he was violating all this stuff dealing with. What do you call it, like a workers union. He was like, violating all this stuff. So he got dropped as an agent and then went into the energy sector. Found another article where he was a quote of his. They compared him to Peter Thiel in a Peter Thiel quote. It was just like some weird. I'm not saying they're connected, but just like, weird stuff. That an NFL guy is now running this huge energy conglomerate that's getting money from a South Korean company called Elohim Partners.
Andrew
Elohim.
Lily
I know. It's just weird. They claim to be Christian and God family and like, that's why they're doing what they're doing.
Josh
But that's about flooding rivers.
Lily
That's where I was in my research of God.
Andy
Hey, they was in the Bible.
Josh
That's crazy. That's why it makes you think. It's like. Like, do you think people could be that demented and selfish to, like, cause harm to others in order for. And it's like, of course. I mean, like, you just look out throughout history. Even today. It's like, happens all the time.
Lily
Think about how easy it is to get away with. To be like, well, let's make some clouds. Let's make it start raining. Let's talk about this storm coming. It all lines up. Well, there's a warning that goes out. Just make sure the warning goes out. They'll get out of there. They can rebuild. There's. Yeah.
Josh
Oh, yeah.
Andrew
I mean, the cognitive dissonance probably used by these people as, like, astronomical. And I also was considering how easy it might be for, like, these people that are harvesting the resources to pose as like, maybe FEMA or something. Like, there's going to be trucks Everywhere. Going in there, like posing as maybe relief.
Josh
Yeah.
Andrew
Or support maybe.
Lily
I mean, I don't even think. Because it's not. They don't have to land grab. They already have the infrastructure in place in Texas because they've been harvesting oil. So that's literally the tap, the water they haven't been allowed to use as a resource, but now they can.
Josh
That's crazy that that was passed.
Lily
Yep. First I think it was 40 years. Like the first time a change was made to it. Yeah, the first time in 40 years.
Josh
That's insane.
Andrew
We can chalk it up to like a strange coincidence, but how many times are we going to say that? Exactly.
Andy
Yeah, yeah. It's scary.
Andrew
And you know what, like is even bigger about this whole thing is just how much climate change has been chugged down, the whole media thing. And now it's kind of just like a cover for everybody. They're like, all these big storms are happening because of climate change, but maybe it's manufactured.
Andy
That's what I'm saying. Like, you can't say that. Like, we're just doing. Yeah, we're doing it. All the government's doing. It's not just like us not recycling. It's like, yeah, like, let's stop what they're doing. They're literally trying to change things.
Josh
Yeah. They're spraying stuff in the clouds.
Andy
It's like that. We have no control over that. That's what's doing the real damage.
Andrew
By the way. Aren't we supposed to not be cloud seeding in the state of Florida? But like, what's all this crap I see in our ozone layer?
Josh
Yeah, hey, apparently that passed, but I've seen quite a bit since that's passed.
Andrew
No, Josh, it's their. Their jet stream.
Josh
It's the jet stream.
Andy
They just changed the name of it.
Andrew
Airplanes just always do that.
Andy
Okay, we just won't cloud seed no more.
Josh
We won't do anymore.
Andrew
That's crazy, Andrew.
Josh
That is crazy.
Lily
Yeah, it's. I'm skipping a bunch of stuff just because I wasn't super like as read up as I wanted to be. But if you look into it started out in smack over the Smackover formation in Arkansas, and then it's connected via aquifer to Kerr County, Texas, where the floods happen.
Andrew
These aquifers are so precious too.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Oh, the aquifer runs directly under the Rainmaker map, where he's permitted to flooding.
Josh
Yeah, of course it is.
Andy
I'm sure.
Josh
Yeah. I mean, the connection, even with Peter Thiel with Rainmaker and then now with the lithium deposits, where he has like the fastest growing AI, cybersecurity, whatever they do.
Andy
Right.
Josh
What is it called? Palantir. So it's like this dude, he invests in all these major startups. So it's like.
Andy
And then we got Stargate, also happening in Texas as well. What if there's any connection?
Josh
And Tesla moved to Texas.
Andrew
Yeah, everything's bigger in Texas.
Andy
That's what I'm talking about, baby. That's. That's just the American dream.
Andrew
Go big or go home.
Josh
Even the lithium deposits, apparently.
Andy
Yes, sir.
Josh
Speaking of lithium deposits, did you guys see the video of they did the practice sacrifice for the red heifer in Israel.
Andrew
Oh my gosh.
Andy
I did hear about that. Yeah. So what's up with that?
Josh
Yeah, so it was one of the red heifers. So July 2025, Temple Institute in Bone Bona. Whatever. Israel organized a mock burning of a disqualified red heifer in Samaria, not the Mount of Olives, as a rehearsal for the potential future public ceremony. So they're.
Andy
They're getting. They're getting ready.
Josh
Yeah, they're practicing.
Andy
That'll be scary.
Josh
Isn't it wild?
Andy
I mean, they're going to do it in front of everyone, right? So it'll be a big. It'll be a big thing.
Josh
It's either. They will either live stream it. Which they said that they were going to do that, but now they're talking about doing it in secret.
Andrew
Yeah. Wouldn't you do it in secret? That's like a declaration of war. Not that they're not already at war. Yeah, but that's humongous.
Josh
Yeah. Crazy. I mean, the video is wild.
Andy
Yeah. It was really intense.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
You just don't expect to see something like we've been talking about it forever. So it's like.
Andrew
That's what I've been wondering about.
Josh
I thought it was a statue at first that they were burning.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But it was a disqualified red heifer.
Andrew
They don't burn it alive. Right? They kill it.
Josh
Yeah.
Andrew
Okay. So yeah, that's something I've been wondering is like if the temple gets re established and then the Jewish faith starts doing sacrifices again, animal sacrifices again, what's Peter going to do?
Andy
Ooh, they're going to start getting real creative. They've had all they've. Have you seen one of their tactics they have for going into certain smaller cities that have like, people. Restaurants that just serve animal meat.
Andrew
What?
Andy
They go around and they have speakers of animals in pain. And they just blast those in the city as they do loops around these restaurants and stuff, which is. I mean, I guess if it's legal. It's legal, but it's just crazy. I mean, that would be such a bad. Like that would make you feel terrible, but you're just sitting outside enjoying a burger with your kids and just a day. So how was school, honey? Excellent. That's great.
Lily
Said burger.
Andy
Want some bacon with that burger?
Josh
Yeah, some. Yeah. Their tactics are whack.
Andy
It's wild. But have you seen like there's just like conspiracies with that. Even words like, you know, you have like the. The art protesters and stuff and like environmentalists.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
That protest. They've. The conspiracy is that they're actually paid by the companies to want to do those things, to tear down the forest and all that stuff. It just simply didn't give them a bad name.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And so I wonder if people do that for PETA too sometimes.
Andrew
Everything's a conspiracy.
Andy
I know. It's just. I mean, we just got this.
Josh
What Sam says. Uncle Sam.
Andy
Uncle Sam.
Josh
Yeah, everything's a conspiracy and he's never told a lie.
Andy
So.
Lily
Yeah, dude, everything's a conspiracy and everything's a comic cover up. Yeah, I'm trying to find the. The Rainmaker document because I wanted to overlay his areas with the map of where the aquifers are. And I'm typed in Texas cloud seeding permit, Rainmaker. Like everything I'm searching and it's just. Why it's been proven wrong. But there's just as many. There would be more people talking about. If it's truly just searching the Internet, there'd be more of us talking about the conspiracy. And so they're controlling for sure. Of course. Like it's. It's all fake. Like. So if you're listening to the podcast from last week and trying to find the documents, I too am struggling and found it actually. That's so. It's so dumb where we get our.
Andrew
Information, but like we're literally living communist America.
Josh
Hey, hey, hey, hey. No, man.
Andy
Don't talk about my lady Liberty like that.
Josh
Don't you ever take that back. The land of the free, baby.
Andy
Hey, if you don't like it, leave lady.
Josh
Land of the sometimes free.
Andrew
Land of the semi free speech.
Josh
Speaking of animal suffering.
Andy
Don't.
Josh
Well, did you hear about. You. You're telling me about Yellowstone?
Andy
Yeah. I don't know how much of it is legit though. Now. I did. I did a ton of AI stuff now, but.
Josh
Oh, really?
Andy
Yeah, but I mean there's apparently.
Josh
I saw that tour guide, she was driving, there's a geyser going off and she's been a tour guide for years and she's like, oh, I've never seen that.
Andrew
Oh no.
Andy
Yeah, it's just bubbling all sporadic and everything. And she's like, oh, this.
Josh
Yeah, this is something new every day. It's like it's about to blow.
Andrew
When you want to be in Yellowstone though, you get the first and.
Josh
Yeah, right.
Andrew
Or is it just our nation? Oh, okay.
Andy
It would Wyoming for sure. Let's just get that out of the way. Wyoming, we love you, but you're gone.
Josh
No, I think they said the ash cloud, it would like cause one of those like super cool cooling down of it would be. They said the winter would be like.
Andy
Would be like the worst year in history. That what we learned about. That's basically what it blocked out the.
Andrew
Sun where it's like dark.
Andy
Yeah.
Andrew
Yeah. Okay.
Andy
For like a whole year.
Andrew
Probably like a 10 year lecture, I think.
Josh
Yeah, but they said that or you said that there's like animals running.
Andy
Yeah, there was a, there was videos of like just herds of buffalo just like running and like you don't usually see that. Yeah, but they're like animals were trying to leave. That's what they were saying. So it's just a lot of birds going crazy and it's like if you have the world's gonna end. I would pay attention to the animals first.
Andrew
Oh, for sure.
Andy
Yeah. I think they, they know something.
Andrew
We used to, I'm sure that we used to have some kind of like gland in our brain that was in tune with the earth's magnetic fields and like an understanding of our environment. But we've lost that since these guys.
Andy
Yeah, I used to have the heart of a platypus.
Josh
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Josh
Hey.
Andy
Guess what time it is. What time? Well, you hear that bell ringing?
Andrew
Yep.
Josh
That means school's back in session.
Andrew
School's back in session.
Josh
Yes, it is. Summer is over. It's time to start studying. Yeah.
Andy
So much fun.
Josh
Did you hear the. No.
Andy
What?
Lily
What?
Andy
What were you saying?
Josh
Where do I get shirts, though?
Andy
Oh, you want a shirt, bud?
Josh
Yeah, for my school.
Andy
Oh, cool. Well, go to sundaycool.com you get all the coolest and raddest shirts around. It'll make sure that you're the number one kid in all school and make you really popular. Yeah.
Josh
I just got a shirt. Oh, man, that was good.
Andy
That was good. Now everyone's gonna go to. Now everyone's gonna go to sundaycool.com and order shirts.
Josh
Custom shirts.
Andy
Custom shirts.
Josh
Flexible. I am.
Andy
You are very flexible.
Josh
See that? Honey baby, See this? Check this out.
Andy
Hey, babe, check this out.
Lily
I'm just waiting for you to cramp. Check that out.
Andy
Put your legs behind your head. I could do that, but you get stuck.
Lily
Oh, my gosh. This is really difficult.
Andy
You know I didn't mean that.
Josh
Then stop saying it.
Andy
I didn't mean it.
Andrew
What'd he say to you?
Josh
He said, hey, chin's up, buddy.
Andy
He was acting sad. I meant, chin up, pal.
Andrew
Wow.
Josh
Hey, that's not nice, Andy.
Andrew
You look so tired. Are you tired? It's your eyes. They just don't. Yeah, you do sparkle in them.
Andy
I lost that sparkle a long time ago.
Josh
Tell me about your wisdom tooth.
Andy
Oh, yeah, it's fun. I got a piece of. A shard of tooth now piercing through my gums. Just leftover tooth.
Andrew
Are you sure?
Andy
Yeah. Either that or it's a bone. Which?
Andrew
Dorito? Dorito in there.
Andy
A Dorito? What are you saying right now?
Andrew
You could have got a piece of Dorito in the hole.
Andy
That is. First of all, that's not how things work. It's coming through my gum, and it's white. And now it's literally pierced through the gum. And now I can feel it and see it and touch it.
Andrew
Ouch.
Andy
It's bone or piece of tooth.
Lily
Wait, like, you can see it?
Josh
See it?
Andy
Yeah, it's right back here.
Andrew
Ouch.
Andy
I'll get it. Yeah, but it might be a Dorito, so. Actually, you know, not a big deal, guys.
Andrew
Hey, but keep that to yourself, because I'm trying to get Josh to go get his teeth out, and now he's not gonna.
Andy
Well, I mean, it's not a big deal. It's just what your body does whenever there's a piece of something that doesn't belong and pushes it out.
Josh
My tooth feels great now.
Andrew
Wait for another three months. You're gonna have a whole week and a half of misery.
Andy
It is the. Literally the biggest relief of my life because I've been dealing with it since like 2015, so I feel like it's.
Josh
It's crazy.
Andrew
Yeah, that's nuts. I think I got mine out in like 2015.
Josh
I'm not getting mine out.
Andy
I'll knock them out for you.
Andrew
Yeah, somebody needs to.
Andy
We could do like.
Josh
I feel like it's attached to something.
Andrew
No, it's.
Andy
What are you talking about?
Josh
What do you know?
Andrew
It's attached to your jaw.
Josh
No, it's connected somehow. Everything's connected in your.
Lily
That is a nerve.
Andrew
Guess how many teeth I've had pulled in my lifetime.
Andy
Apparently I've lost my sparkle because of it.
Andrew
Yeah, no, you're just tired.
Lily
What?
Andrew
Guess. How. Guess how many grown up teeth I've had pulled in my life.
Andy
How many?
Andrew
No, guess.
Andy
Eight.
Andrew
More. What more.
Andy
12.
Andrew
11.
Andy
11 adult teeth pulled out of my mouth.
Andrew
Could you imagine what that look like if I had all of them? Crazy.
Lily
That is. I'm trying to.
Andy
I'm trying to like extra teeth that grew.
Lily
Four wisdom teeth.
Andrew
Four wisdom teeth and then seven grown up teeth.
Andy
How do you still have teeth that we can see?
Andrew
I apparently just had a ton of teeth.
Andy
That's not normal. You have 32 teeth as an adult human person. 32. And you're telling me you've lost 12 of them?
Andrew
All I know is I. My dentist used to say, you got to go get these teeth pulled. And I would go to the dentist, I would get four teeth pulled probably once a year.
Josh
And you. They were just Doritos, for sure.
Andrew
They were grown up teeth.
Andy
How many of those were Doritos?
Andrew
My baby teeth, like really early too. How many?
Josh
Anyway, just a four year old with her current teeth. Wow.
Andy
Whoa. That's a lot.
Andrew
I'll never forget that I got. It was on my 12th birthday. I had to go get four teeth pulled, like kind of in the front where you could see it. And my mom was like, let's go to the science center. I literally gonna go to the science center right after. Like that.
Andy
I love the science center.
Lily
Oh, she just pulls back the corner of her mouth and it's just Empty.
Andrew
Empty in there.
Josh
Who's that? Do you hear that?
Andy
No.
Josh
Oh, I thought I heard.
Andy
Question.
Andrew
You guys are gonna hate this question, but I. I. Stop it. I saw it and I went. That's. That's a crazy question. Okay, okay. Sock. Sock Shoe. Shoe or sock shoe? Sock. Shoe.
Josh
I change it up. Honestly, that's crazy.
Andrew
Yeah, that's so crazy.
Josh
Somebody, sometimes they do shoe, then sock.
Andy
I thought you were showing off your du lingo, like your Chinese.
Josh
There's this ancient saying, sock, sock, shoe, shoe, sockshoe. Socks. Shoe. Does sound like it, I think. Typically, I do sockshoe socks.
Andy
You what?
Andrew
I didn't think there was a person in the world that did that.
Josh
Looking at him.
Andy
That's weird. Take me through that.
Andrew
That's really weird.
Andy
Like, where do you put on your socks and shoes?
Josh
Well, I'm super not flexible.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So, like, to get. We knew that to, like.
Andy
All right, so you, like, sit down on the bed or what?
Josh
No, I do it.
Andy
You. Standing up.
Josh
Standing up.
Andy
Okay.
Andrew
That's weird, too.
Andy
All right, it's a little weird. I do my socks standing up. I do my shoes sitting down. Running.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Tie your shoes running.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
It's the fastest way to get them done. That's for sure.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Probably get them tight, too.
Josh
Yeah, tight too. Shock. Sock, shoe.
Andy
If you spell out socks really fast, it sounds like you're speaking Spanish.
Josh
S, O, C, K, S. Especially you do an accent.
Andy
S, O, C, K, S, O, C.
Josh
K, S, O, C, K, S Does sound like it. No, the Asian accent.
Andy
Yeah, close enough. What does that translate to? Socks.
Lily
I have to poop.
Andy
Oh, okay, cool.
Andrew
Right now. Go.
Lily
That's what it means.
Andrew
Oh, no, no, go ahead.
Andy
You're fine.
Josh
All right, back on track. Andrew, here's what that be.
Lily
Angel's got her real.
Andy
Show us right now.
Lily
It's on the way.
Andy
Still going.
Lily
That's actually crazy.
Andy
It's the longest gong, and it didn't.
Lily
Trigger when I punched it. It, like, delayed, so it was, like, triggered. Shout out.
Josh
Trigger the gong.
Lily
Shout out to MCPX. This is what I imagine fans of their music are doing these days.
Andy
Mxpx. Never heard of her.
Josh
All right, ready?
Lily
It's fast. Volume up.
Josh
3, 2, 1.
Andy
Oh. Oh. What was that? Oh, the.
Lily
He's in a car wash. He thought it'd be a good idea. He thought it'd be funny to get, like, bristled. And so his expectation is, you know, just the car wash bristles are gonna get him.
Josh
Dude, that had to knock his teeth out.
Andy
What? I don't. It looks Hard.
Lily
What?
Andy
He's gotten get hit by.
Lily
I know. Well, there's a metal rod in the middle of that thing.
Andy
Is that the. Looks like the COVID for the back of the truck. No, it has a strap and everything.
Josh
It looks hard when I hit him. It does.
Andy
I know.
Lily
That might. That's the dryer. That might be the dryer after the bristle part.
Andy
That's weird because there's a strap right there. What is your deal? What is it? What are you talking about? I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. That ain't no regular, just like, car wash thing. Dude.
Andrew
You are so silly.
Josh
Today we talked about the whole lithium thing and just like. But when it comes to Carl, she's like, how. What is this?
Andy
This? I can understand this. I can understand this. I want to get to the bottom of this.
Josh
Doesn't make sense, guys. Why is it hard?
Lily
It's a strap. You don't know what it is.
Andy
Don't act like you do.
Josh
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
Oh, sorry. I want to just. I want to Sherlock Holmes this thing.
Lily
You really don't know who MXBX is?
Andy
Not, no.
Josh
I don't either.
Andy
What?
Josh
I don't think so.
Lily
The punk rock band out of the, like, late 90s, early into early 2000s. They're Christian punk.
Josh
I don't know.
Lily
Sold their soul at some point. And now he had Chip and Joanna Gaines do his House up episode of Fixer Upper.
Josh
Wow.
Lily
It's a really weird cameo for me as an MXPX fan.
Josh
MXBX.
Andy
All right. Back at 7:00pm on Fox DND.
Josh
Speaking of selling your soul, though, I'm here for it.
Andrew
Oh, boy.
Josh
Let's get right back into the MK Ultra.
Lily
That story last week was terrifying, wasn't it? Still shook. Shook me a little bit.
Josh
Yeah. Why? Files. I think they talked a little bit about it on their latest video.
Lily
We don't need to shout them out.
Josh
No, well, we said it first before. Aj. We said first aj. We saw it first.
Andy
Yes, I did.
Josh
You guys are just copying everything you see. No, some. A lot of times we are. You just explain it differently. Yeah, Better.
Andy
Some would say.
Andrew
You always give them credit too.
Josh
You ever heard of Jolly West?
Andy
Jolly West? Nope. Guess who told me.
Josh
Dumb. This is dumb. It's dumb.
Andy
Why are you laughing?
Andrew
Is he the guy that they were talking about?
Josh
Why is it so hard? What?
Lily
The car wash thing.
Josh
I don't know. Jolly West.
Andrew
Did he say Jollywances?
Lily
Yeah, he did.
Josh
It's funny the way he said it. Everyone shut up. Let me tell this story.
Lily
Quiet.
Josh
Zip it.
Andrew
Okay.
Josh
Jollywances Jolly West.
Lily
Now I can only enjoy.
Josh
Dang it. Anyways, my brother came to me. He's like. Because there's that Joe Rogan episode with Danny Jones, which is a really fun episode.
Andrew
Listen to some parts. Other parts are like rank hairs, terrible.
Josh
Yeah, that's true. He's just saying a theory one guy had which is completely insane that he's interested in. Yeah, he's just on a journey low.
Andrew
Okay.
Josh
He'll find his way.
Andrew
I'll give.
Josh
Yeah, but they mentioned this guy, Jolly west, and they're like, did you? They're like. He's like, did you see that? How Johnny West. Geez. Jolly west was on the set of 2001 Space Oddity Odyssey.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And Joe's like, no way. And they showed the picture. Jolly west worked for the CIA under MK Ultra. And he was recruited by the CIA and led sub project 43A psychophysiological studies of hypnosis and suggestibility. Combining hypnosis, drugs and dissociative techniques to study memory, alter alteration and control. Also involved in MKUltra LSD research, including the infamous Tusco the Elephant experiment.
Andrew
What's that?
Josh
So I'll get to that.
Andy
Good question.
Josh
Great question. But Taylor's like, yeah, he's like, I looked into this guy and he's like, he's everywhere. He was everywhere. Like, he's involved in so much stuff that you wouldn't think he'd be involved in. But this dude apparently loved lsd but also loved studying the human psyche. Like, pretty dark stuff. But he would test it on people unbeknownst to them. Test LSD on them. Like just would just find random people and test LSD on them.
Andy
What a cool dude.
Josh
Tusco the elephant. So in 1962, Jolly west injected a 7,000 pound elephant named Tusco with 297 milligrams of LSD at the Oklahoma City.
Andy
Zoo because he was bored, just to see what would happen.
Josh
So apparently there's something like these elephants, like the way that their brain works and like they do something. They like excrete something from like their glands, like when something's ignited. So he's like, I want to see what it does with 297 milligrams of LSD.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Killed the elephant.
Andrew
Oh, I didn't think you could overdose on lsd.
Josh
Apparently you can.
Andy
You. Only if you're an elephant.
Josh
Taylor said that. Which I didn't see this, but apparently elephant. The elephant was. It was going crazy, so they tried to give it like tranquilizers. And it ended up just like the combination just killed the elephant.
Andy
That'll do it.
Josh
But I mean he was just involved in super like the connections. So Jack Ruby and the JFK connection. Wes examined Jack Ruby, the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswell in the JFK assassination. Had a one on one meeting with, with Jack Ruby and basically he said that Jack Ruby had a psychotic break and was mentally incompetent. And. But the theory is that they had Jack Ruby under MK Ultra and then they used him to get rid of Lee Harvey Oswell. And so Jolly, he's the one that was basically heading up or a huge integral part of MKUltra. So he's like, oh yeah, I'll examine Jack Ruby.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But it's like examine him. But he's just that like, yeah, you're.
Andy
The perfect person for this job. Yeah.
Josh
And he also worked in the Hyatt Ashbury Free Clinic. So apparently it was a clinic where basically troubled people or insane people would go. Like a mental clinic.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And Jolly was like always at this place in California. And not only did Jolly study LSD and all that stuff, but he also was super heavy into studying like the occult and different types of cults and just like the how that all works like psychologically and stuff, group think and stuff. But he was working in this clinic. They're also drugging people with LSD in this clinic without them knowing.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And guess who went through this clinic? No. Charles Manson.
Andy
Yep.
Lily
Dang.
Josh
Yeah.
Andrew
So that's the connection with the Mansons and MK Ultra, right?
Josh
Yeah. So the theory is that Jolly basically recruited Charles Manson in MK Ultra and was testing him.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And that's what led to murder.
Lily
Murder.
Josh
Starting this cult because he was super into LSD and like you just, I mean you saw interviews with Charles Manson like he was like not there.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Like he's crazy.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But yeah, Jolly west was involved like in these different people with major events. He was there just like boom, boom, boom. You know.
Andy
That's interesting.
Josh
Yeah. Very freaky.
Andy
Super scary. Because that's the same thing that happened with Whitey Bulger, the, that Boston crime boss guy. He was like the crime just mass. He did Johnny Depp did a movie with him as, as him. It's called Black Mass and it is literally just about how he went to prison. Apparently was a part of the MK Ultra testing they did at the prison and then they released him back in Boston and then somehow him and the FBI had a partnership where he under being like a informant for the FBI was murdering people, running drugs, all this stuff, getting information, and then ran away. And then they, you know, they busted him, took him to prison. But it's like they're doing this. They're creating these problems, and then they're benefiting off of it somehow.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
It's like these weren't just, like, rogue guys just went crazy. They were given. Basically given the gun and the bullets and everything. And they're like, hey, you just. You just got to pull the trigger now. Where in this case, they're basically pulling the trigger too.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
So that's crazy.
Josh
Jolly. Also a huge thing of the MK Ultra, of him, like, figuring out how to break someone's mind.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Was to put them through sleep deprivation mixed with LSD to where you completely lose all reality.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. And so you're easily. They said you could actually hypnotize and manipulate someone so they can do something.
Andy
Just past their breaking point.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Gosh, man, that is. That's truly terrifying.
Josh
Yeah. But the fact that he was on the side of 2001 Space Odyssey.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
Super weird.
Josh
And just like, it's just. I don't know, man.
Andy
It's like, what are they doing now in movies, in media?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
It's like we sound like old boomers when we think, like, think that. But it's like, really, what is there? We don't. With that. We just don't understand that. We. The psychology of it all. We really don't get it.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So I'll say the Charles Manson thing. That's not proven. But again, another weird coincidence that they're practicing with MKUltra people.
Andy
I think it's pretty wildly known, though, that it's like, that was definitely happening.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah.
Andy
Because it was the same times, the same demographics. Man, what a wild time that was, though.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
So crazy, dude.
Andrew
I guess listening to that episode with Joe Rogan and that Danny. With Danny who? What?
Josh
Jones.
Andrew
Danny Jones guy.
Josh
Like, he's from Tampa.
Andrew
Like Davy Jones. Danny Jones. I guess. Like, my. My thing where it's just like, Joe is just missing. It is. We're so aware of this, like, tangible evil force in this world. These, like, horrible things. You can't even imagine that people in power are committing. People are capable of committing, period. And so, like, how are you missing the component that, you know, there's a force of good and evil.
Andy
Yeah.
Andrew
And that good. There's just principalities. There's. There's physical things that are affecting people and making them do stuff like this, you know, like, what does he think he Thinks like we just like evolved to be so self serving that we would do. I just don't know. I don't get it.
Lily
I just think possession and stuff like that has to exist in some of those places. I have a story in mind that I don't know how to tell for our audience. Did you guys watch any of the Tebow on Sean Ryan?
Josh
Who?
Lily
No, Tim Tebow.
Josh
Oh, no. Oh, all right. Clips of it. I heard it was really heavy.
Lily
I'm all I'm gonna give. You're gonna have to connect some dots on how I say this, but you know the work that Tim Tebow's in.
Josh
Yeah, yeah.
Lily
Involving Epstein type stuff trafficking and.
Josh
Yeah, yeah.
Lily
They found where while things were transpiring, scripture was read. To associate scripture with. Oh gosh, that was like a constant process. In one of the places that they, they went, they were. Because church was an option to get out. It was a safe place. So they wanted it to be associated with everything they knew the person was hating.
Josh
Oh my gosh, that's awful.
Andrew
That's horrific.
Lily
And you can't tell me that we just evolved to that. And I'm not saying that was the suggestion, but there's like, like that's, that's some evil.
Josh
That's a very blatable thing to put into something that evil. Yeah. I mean, even Satan quoted scripture. Christ.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Not correctly, but no.
Lily
Yeah, they're using it. They wanted, I mean, defame dishonor with intent.
Josh
Crazy. Yeah.
Andrew
That is horrible.
Josh
I saw this comment on YouTube, not about my chin, but about what we were talking about.
Andy
You had a dig, huh?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Scroll.
Josh
A thousand comments later. We talked a lot about the orthodox monk.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And the ufos and all that stuff.
Andy
Yeah. That one was crazy.
Josh
And one person said, oh, you should look into Collins Elite. I'm like, all right, I'll look into it. So Collins Elite. Collins Elite.
Andy
Okay.
Josh
It's a theory that some people think is this one author Nick Redfern thinks is real. Collins Elite refers to a rumored secret fraction. Sorry, faction within the US government allegedly made up of high ranking Pentagon and intelligence officials who believe the UFO now UAP phenomenon isn't alien in origin, but actually demonic and occult in nature. So apparently this Collins Elite is a. It's a faction within the US government that fully believe and understand that it's not aliens. That it is a demonic deception.
Andy
Yeah. Angels, demons, whatever. Something's super like physically spiritual.
Josh
Yeah. And I mean, obviously there's no like true proof on this, like even the guy. So he's an investigative UFO. UFO author Nick Redfern detailed the group in his 2010 book the Final Events in the Secret Government group on demonic UFOs and the afterlife. But apparently he interviewed high ranking people that are like, yeah, this, we there is a faction of. And this is why a lot of.
Andy
Stuff it's being hinted at.
Josh
Well, this is why a lot of stuff is being not disclosed is because it's too big of a paradigm for the US or world people to accept.
Andy
It's just not just a headline like that. You just drop and be like, oh, okay, we get it, we're caught up.
Josh
Yeah. But he entered. He said one of his sources was Ray Bosh Boshe. He's a physicist and former Nebraska MUFON state director. MUFON is the mutual UFO network, Shadow Nebraska. It's where a lot of like UFO researchers go through MUFON. But around 1991, Bosch was allegedly contacted by two Department of Defense insiders. They told him a certain. They told him that certain factions in the government, later referred to by Redfern as the consulate, believed that non human entities contacted through government programs were not aliens, but demonic. These entities had allegedly deceived military and intelligence personnel during black budget operations.
Andy
So they're deceiving our government?
Josh
That's what this guy's claiming.
Andy
What does that mean?
Josh
But we talked about operation often, right?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Where they fully were invested in studying the paranormal, demonic possession. And this guy's like, yeah, they were doing that, but they ended up getting deceived. And that's where the state we're in right now is that we're basically being controlled by the nation. The government is being controlled by this entity.
Andy
They're just stuff steps ahead.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Wow.
Lily
Democracy doesn't matter when it comes to things like rank in the military or government ops. Like if you're outranked and you watch someone literally like at some sort of demonic manifestation, it doesn't matter the fact that you're seeing it every. All the subordinates don't vote on the decision that comes out of the room. It's the higher up. So the higher ups possessed because of some program?
Josh
Yeah, that's it. Yeah.
Andy
So the technology is now we're just able maybe to realize what they're doing, be able to reverse engineer and like, oh wow, this was just a prop that they dropped in front of us.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
I mean these bodies that we made in the lab, they thought that was the aliens. Like they don't even have. They have no idea. So just literally just drop it. That's crazy.
Josh
Yeah. And so they reportedly believe that UAPS are deceptive demonic entities, possibly fallen angels or supernatural forces intent on misleading humanity. Their agenda may include preventing, quote, full disclosure of UAP activity motivated by their religious convictions. Some suggest they might favor a theocratic style of governance to combat the perceived, quote, demonic invasion. And so the theocratic would be basically having, instead of like a democracy, it's run by a religion. So kind of like the Vatican, you know, it's like run by the Catholic Church. Their goal would be to combat what's already happened with our laws being placed through the Bible or Scripture, which that can get obviously super messy when politics and religion come together, you know, and demonic possession.
Andrew
Yeah, literally.
Josh
But I mean, I just thought that was crazy because it's like this guy wrote about it in 2010, his book came out, interviewed all these people, but this guy, this monk from the 1960s, was writing about this same exact stuff. And it's like, I don't know, to me it kind of gave a little more validity of what UFOs and UAPs could actually be.
Andy
Yeah. Because it would make sense if they just don't, you know, the reason why they may be flip flopping on their answers or were just not holding, giving answers back in the day is because they truly didn't know.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Because they were trying to figure out before, you know, I don't know.
Josh
And you think about Jimmy Carter, right? When he finally got the disclosure, he put his face in his hands and started crying. That's like, if could he have seen that actually our government is completely deceived and controlled by this demonic evil entity.
Andrew
And if that is true, isn't it cosmically both sad and like hilarious that there's such a faction of Christians in America that are like, our nation is so holy.
Josh
Oh, yeah.
Andrew
You know, that kind of like Christian, Republican, whatever. This is like so bizarro weird.
Josh
Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was spooky.
Andy
Yeah. I mean, it's just more confirmation.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
That I mean, I just. People are looking into it and we just bury our heads in the sand and we just act like it's not worth the conversation, but it's like this is actually happening and life is so much bigger than just what we have to offer and like there's a bigger thing at play and. I don't know.
Josh
Yeah. I mean, you can just kind of just start connecting all the dots of like different alien abductions and blurry creatures. Talks about a lot of how it very much is the same thing. That you'd find in, like, the satanic ritual abuse.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Like these people that grow up that are in these satanic ritual abuse ceremonies and stuff, they mirror exactly what alien abductions look like. Like, the same exact type of stuff. And then you hear about accounts of people saying the name of Jesus and then everything stops instantly, you know? And it's like this. It's adding up more and more that this could be, in fact, some sort of entity.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Demonic entity.
Andy
And it's a power that could be controlled, especially in the human's mind. People with power, people that could have power over nations. It's like if they could harness that power somehow, that control over people, golly, that'd be great for them, wouldn't it?
Josh
I mean, think of Satan with Jesus. He said, if you bow down to me and worship me, I'll give you all the kingdoms.
Andrew
Oh, so real. I have goosebumps, you know? No, literally.
Josh
And it's like, why can't that apply to the country of the United States of America?
Andy
Literally. Talks about selling your soul.
Josh
Yeah. If you want to be the number one country in the world, if you want to be the powerhouse, worship me and we'll show you all this stuff. Well, I'll show you how to use it and control it.
Andy
Yeah. You'll live longer. Promise you all these things.
Josh
Great tan.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Just kidding.
Andy
Yeah. Oh.
Josh
You'Re telling me here. I'm not saying that happened at all.
Lily
People.
Josh
Yeah. I don't know. It's just. Don't be deceived, people.
Lily
Don't do it.
Andy
Don't do it every day. Practice what Jesus did and you'll be. Oh, fat. You'll be all right.
Josh
You'll be a fat.
Andy
You'll be fine. I meant you're fine. You're all right.
Josh
You gotta be fine.
Andy
It'll be a fatty.
Josh
It'll be a little fine fatty.
Andy
And you're happy.
Andrew
What is this?
Josh
Is that full stuff? Because I got a computer.
Andrew
Ice. Yeah. Move your computer.
Andy
Oh, nice.
Andrew
That's what I'm talking about.
Andy
I literally can't. Literally can't see at all. So I just look at you. I'm like, is that a reaction that she made it?
Josh
Or do you guys know the story about Rumpelskin?
Andy
I haven't heard his story in a long time. I have. I can't remember what he.
Josh
Okay.
Andrew
Spooky stuff.
Andy
Very.
Josh
It's a really weird story.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So basically, what I'm about to talk about, how the story of Rumple Stillskin is not just a story written by The Grims brothers, you know.
Andrew
Yeah.
Andy
Okay.
Josh
But it's actually a very ancient story that's been told through different cultures.
Andrew
Scary.
Andy
From different cultures. All over.
Josh
All over. Okay. Yeah. They did testing on it to find out that has, like, an origin.
Andy
Interesting.
Josh
Let me just tell the story real quick. Rumpelstiltskin. He is this little magical dude.
Andy
Sure.
Josh
But there's this farmer who basically. I'm gonna butcher the story, probably. But there's this farmer who promises the king that his daughter can weave. Or is it weave, spin hay or straw into gold. And so the king basically takes a daughter. And the daughter's like, I can't do that. And the king's like, you have till whatever time to do it, or else I'm gonna kill you.
Andrew
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
Her father put her in quite the pickle.
Josh
Yeah.
Andrew
He's like, I didn't mean. I was kidding.
Josh
And she was desperate. And then in comes this little magical man and says, I can do this, but basically, you belong to me. All this stuff. And so he does it. Pleases a king. Goes on and on. And then the girl is finally granted freedom. No. But before that. Sorry. He said, if you ever have a child, your child belongs to me. And she ended up getting free and stuff. Later on. Has a child. In comes this little man. Yep. Says, your child belongs to me. And she's like, I can't give you my child. I'll do anything. He's like, nope. A life. She said, I can give you anything because she's now a rich woman. I can give you anything in this world. And he says, nothing is more valuable than a human life. And he said, I'll tell you what. You can keep your child if you can guess my name. I'll give you three days to guess my name. And she basically brought in the whole kingdom. And they're trying to figure out his name. Nothing was working. And then one of her servants followed the little man home, and he was dancing around fire, basically singing, I am Rumpelstiltskin. Blah, blah, blah. I value whatever.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Says. Then he comes in and says, your name is Rumpelstiltskin. He's furious. And that's basically the end of the story.
Andrew
That's a very scary story.
Josh
Yeah. But they're saying that this story is actually at least 4,000 years old, told through different cultures.
Andy
Really?
Josh
Yeah. So the ancient origins revealed, basically, Rumpelstiltskin doesn't just originate in Grimm's Fairy Tales, but traces back around 4000 years through Indo European storytelling traditions. Comparative analysis using Silogenetic analysis researchers compared versions of the story across languages, including German, Sanskrit, and Celtic.
Andrew
Wow.
Josh
To trace common narrative threads and reconstruct an ancient shared heritage. The core. Core tale elements include a mysterious trickster who assists in magical spinning, turning strong to gold. A high personal cost. Typically, the child of the protagonist, in a secret name that is, if discovered, breaks the magical hold.
Andy
Weird. Because that's. This way skinwalkers, you know, are destroyed as well.
Andrew
You're gonna make.
Josh
Well, yeah. Yeah. Just like, how. It's like saying the name out loud and it's like. Then they kind of, like, lose their powers.
Andy
Yeah.
Andrew
I'm having, like, the strangest goosebumps. I'm so scared.
Josh
But then it also goes back to the value of, like, you're promised the world or you promised power or riches in exchange for, typically, a child's life of that story just being connected through.
Andy
Multiple cultures that, you know, stuff like that. The consistency between different cultures is always the most terrifying thing. Because that's so telling.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Like how you can't fake that.
Josh
That. Yeah.
Andy
You can't send an email back then say, hey, by the way, we're all talking about this. This is what you gotta tell your kids about this. Yeah. It's like that stuff doesn't make sense to me.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And so there's something dark and spiritual with that. For sure.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Oh, I hate that. It makes it so much darker.
Josh
I know.
Andy
As a kid, I'm like, that's such a silly story because the name is so silly.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. But he's a demon.
Andy
For real.
Andrew
Gracious.
Lily
And none of the stories ever give the reason he wanted the child.
Josh
No. Yeah. He never. It never says why he wanted the child.
Lily
That's the.
Josh
He just says, the child's life is worth more than anything on this earth.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
Not trying to go political.
Andy
God's perspective.
Andrew
Yeah.
Andy
That's his child. There's nothing more valuable than his child.
Lily
Nothing hurts a father. Like, affecting the children.
Josh
Yeah. Spooky. But they have so many stories, like Jack and the Beanstalk. Like this one YouTube channel, I. What is it? What are they called? I should actually. The Resurrectionist.
Andy
That's the name of the. What?
Josh
The YouTube channel.
Andy
Okay.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Even think about modern politics, dude. You can have your life. Give me your kid.
Josh
It's crazy how it all connects.
Andy
That needs to be a movie, dude.
Josh
Rumpelskin.
Andy
That needs to be like a. I'm sure they're Shrek.
Andrew
That's all I'm thinking about right now is the animated Rumpelstil.
Lily
Dude. That you want to talk about. You know, they're not making new movies. They're always resurrecting like old stories. If they did like, you know, the actual. Not in a cheesy way, but like in a almost like old world sort of kind of horror way. Some of the old fairy tales that would actually be a series that would kill for real.
Andrew
I love what the guy that did Nosferatu is doing because he's doing like the Wolfman too and all that stuff.
Andy
Oh yeah, yeah.
Lily
Like I am Nosferatu.
Andrew
Those old scary.
Josh
That's a scary movie.
Andy
Speaking of movies, we're gonna go see Superman at 4 o' clock today.
Josh
Yep.
Andy
Superman, dude, cannot wait. You're gonna love it.
Josh
Me and Andy and Andrew.
Lily
I'm fired up.
Andy
Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's gonna be so stinking.
Andrew
We have dinner with my parents.
Andy
What time? Six. You said six.
Josh
It's only.
Andy
It's less than two hours.
Josh
Yeah, we're good.
Andrew
You're not doing that.
Lily
Wait, what?
Andy
You said we are good.
Andrew
Go on Friday. Go on Friday.
Lily
We can't.
Andy
This is lame. Dude.
Andrew
Are you trying to get a rise out of me or something? I don't care about seeing Superman.
Josh
I know.
Andy
Why don't you want to see Superman?
Andrew
I just don't. I don't care about that stuff. I'm girly.
Josh
It's a standalone movie.
Andy
You like Mission Impossible? This has a great romantic story in it and parenting story.
Josh
It's amazing to give some back to give the background story to this. We had a date night. I was like, what do you want to do? I'm like, what do you want to do? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like, let's go see Superman. She goes, nah, I know.
Andrew
At least I'm consistent. I don't really want to go see it. Go see it with your bro.
Andy
The thing is, you would like it.
Josh
Andy already saw it. I guess I can go see it with Andrew. No, I guess I see it with Andrew.
Lily
You guessing I'm the only one that.
Andy
Besides Josh, I'm the only one that's been talking about this movie. It looks so good. I can't believe you don't want to see it.
Andrew
The only thing that made me slightly interested in seeing the movie was just how funny he was with Rick Glassman.
Josh
Yeah, yeah.
Andy
He's hilarious. So funny.
Andrew
But I'm sure he's not funny in the movie.
Andy
He's great in the movie. 100%.
Josh
It's super light hearted Superman.
Andy
It's all about hope.
Andrew
I'm telling you, go watch it with your bros. Just not tonight because we have dinner with my parents.
Josh
We're not going. It was just to get a rise out of.
Andrew
You knew it.
Andy
Good thing it didn't work. Totally worked.
Josh
She did say so. We can go see it. It's at one, but it's not on the big screen. It's like. No. If you go see, they get full experience.
Andy
Imax. So good.
Lily
Settle this for me. You used to own my house.
Andrew
Yes.
Lily
You have been in my house and seen the size of my TV. It's a small room, 75 inch TV.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Which. It covers up the sconces with the lights.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Which completely ticks my wife off. And she is on this kick where she wants me to spend way too much money on one of those picture TVs. Oh, dude, that will look cute. Quote, between the sconces, all you need.
Andrew
To do is build a frame and just frame your tv.
Lily
That'd be the size of the wall at that point.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
So she wants me to buy like a 50. 50. 50 to 55 inch TV which will run at least a thousand dollars.
Josh
You don't. You don't size a TV down.
Lily
That's what I'm saying.
Josh
Number one rule that you don't do that.
Lily
You don't do it. The question, do you think that TV is too large for that room?
Josh
Yes.
Andrew
How big was ours when we were in there?
Josh
Not that. Well, it actually might have. No.
Lily
Did you cover the sconces at all?
Andrew
No. We saw the sconces.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
55.
Andy
Don't cover the sconces.
Lily
You can't cover the sconces.
Andy
I mean, listen, I love a big tv, but you can't cover the sconces.
Josh
Why don't you just throw it in your room?
Lily
Thought about it.
Andy
Hang it from the ceiling.
Andrew
Yeah. We had a big TV in our room.
Andy
75 inch TV off. Floating on the ceiling.
Lily
It would literally. There's no. There's no room where it wouldn't cover up part of the window.
Josh
Oh, dude.
Andy
You know what I did to level up my living?
Andrew
What? How do you have the bed facing in the master?
Josh
The head is towards the chimney.
Andrew
That's weird. Weird choice.
Lily
You want your head by the window.
Josh
That's what we did. And she always would hit her head on the window too.
Andrew
Well, we didn't have a headboard. I'm sure you have a headboard.
Andy
The window is the headboard.
Andrew
We literally were like children owning a home. It was so crazy. I didn't Get a headboard. Until I was nursing our second baby. I'm like, hey, can you make a headboard so I have to fall down while I'm trying to nurse a baby?
Josh
But worth the wait, right? Because it's a nice. It's a nice headboard over here.
Andy
Talk about headboards. We get it. You got money. All right.
Lily
Our headboard is so janky. I wanted to go surf and Paige is like, you've surfed the last three days. She was like, you build the bed and headboard, whatever. If that gets done. And I literally just dumped two by fours on the floor and started drilling stuff together. Literally. The bed is like 5 inches off. I mismeasured, but I have those like hurricane tie brackets underneath. So nothing lines up. But every gap is bolted with metal.
Josh
Speaking of hurricanes, they say hurricane season is going to be gnarly.
Andy
Well yeah, that's because they can control it.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
You can see it coming, dude.
Lily
I mean I genuinely.
Andy
Yeah, it's like, don't make it that way. Then you made the plan.
Josh
You don't have to do it.
Andy
You don't have to do the hurricane. Like, you know, you have control over this.
Lily
That's, that's why the doomsday bunkers make sense with all the elites. It's not because they're worried about some one in a thousand year storm. They literally know. Yeah, we're doing it.
Josh
Yeah.
Andrew
Or nuclear bombs. That's why they're doing it. Right.
Josh
Maybe. I don't think any of them are afraid of nuclear bombs. I think they're afraid of something bigger. Oh, two nuclear bombs. Just kidding.
Andrew
Yeah, you just get another one too.
Andy
You see there's, there's this TikTok. I saw this guy driving, he's like, dude, I was just sitting in my car thinking about, you know, nothing in this world could ever be worse than 9 11. And then I look up and then it's this van and it says poop 911. But it was a phone number. So is it. But it was just cut off because he was a plumber and he was like, poop911 just called poop911. It's like 1-800-poop911. And it's like, no, no, that's worse.
Andrew
You guys hearing about all the bacteria, flesh eating bacteria. And the Gulf of Mexico where we are going in two weeks.
Andy
I know. We were just there last week.
Josh
Oh yeah.
Andy
And Kelsey was worried about all that.
Josh
Yeah. Four people have died.
Andrew
Yeah.
Josh
This year.
Andy
Very good.
Lily
Aren't they? Not to Belittle or to speak down upon. But aren't most of the instances very immunocompromised?
Josh
I think so.
Lily
I remember growing up in Fort Walton that people are always freaking out about it, but every time it's always somebody who it. Not that it makes sense. I'm trying to be nice.
Andrew
We have an immunocompromised two year old.
Josh
Yeah, amoebas are scary, but they're like. That's the most rare thing to get. They said. I think I looked up since like the 60s, there's only been like 37 cases that people have died from amoebas.
Andy
Really?
Andrew
That's too many for my taste.
Josh
They said one in 2.2 million people.
Andy
Worth it.
Josh
I would say it's worth it.
Andy
I mean, stop. We did have a ton of seaweed at the camp last week.
Lily
So the June grass was in.
Andy
Yeah, it was crazy.
Lily
Sargassum or june grass?
Andy
I. I mean, yes.
Lily
Was it green or brown?
Andy
It was green.
Lily
Green June grass.
Andy
It was the worst. Taking showers. Oh. Just literally stuck in my beard. So gross.
Andrew
Seaweed.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Next week I want to talk about this guy that had a crazy. We've gotten so many messages from people talking about how they've had weird interactions with AI after your AI story.
Andy
Really? Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. So I got one that's really, really crazy that I'll talk about next week.
Andrew
Dude, did you. Maybe we'll talk about next week though too. But did you see the Washington Post thing I sent you?
Josh
No. Let's talk about on Patreon.
Andrew
All right. It's bad AI.
Josh
Yeah, let's do it. All right, guys. Patreon.com forward/ninjas or butterflies go there. Do it because you get an extra episode every week and behind the scenes.
Andy
Stuff early in the week. Usually drop these on Tuesday, sometimes even Monday.
Josh
There's people that. A lot of people complain about the ads in our YouTube. Listen, we can't control that. I don't think we can.
Andy
No. So go to.
Lily
So go to.
Andy
So go to Patreon. Because there's a lot of people that commented recently, they said, listen, we don't do anything on Patreon except for Ninjas of Butterflies. Like we've. They love it and they say it's worth it. So if you trust them, you cancel any time. Try for one month. Try for one month.
Josh
One month.
Andy
We're asking. Yeah, it's a good time. We're having a lot of fun. And we got tour coming up. Florida Torta. Come see us live in Jacksonville, Tampa and Orlando this October Link in the bio to go buy the tickets.
Josh
Yep. It's the best gonna be that. We're gonna do it.
Andy
Josh can't stop talking about it.
Josh
I'm so scared.
Andy
He's so excited to be on stage.
Josh
Whenever I think about, I go, oh.
Andy
Everyone encouraged Josh right now because he's scared to get up on stage. But it's gonna be so much fun. This is literally what you've dreamed about as a kid.
Josh
Yeah.
Andrew
Say hey.
Andy
Entertaining people lie.
Andrew
We all bite. We don't bite.
Josh
I think he said we all bite. Oh, way worse.
Andy
They all bite.
Josh
My gosh. No, I don't. I really don't want to do it. And go to sundaycool.com if you need any custom merch. 72 hour turnaround, water based printing. We do hats, stickers, shirts, shorts. We got new shorts on sundaycoolswag.com.
Andy
Yes.
Josh
Nab shirts, baby.
Andy
We're doing a lot of stuff over here, guys. Having a lot of fun.
Josh
Yeah. Make sure to review us on everything, please, please. YouTube's doing something to us. They're trying to stop us, people, because we're talking about.
Andrew
Don't crazy, crazy things.
Andy
Let him.
Josh
Yeah, like 9, 11. Jeffrey, come on.
Andy
Have you made it this far? We love you.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
AI was like. I'm not sure if they said it.
Josh
There it is.
Andrew
There it is right there.
Josh
You could just bleep out everything I said. Yeah. All right, guys, we love you. We'll see you on Patreon.
Andy
See you.
Andrew
Goodbye.
Josh
Bye bye, dolphin.
Andrew
What you're about to see may disturb you.
Josh
If any of you know what these.
Lily
Multi decade UAP dolphins are.
Andy
Aliens.
Josh
Bottle nose fish pics.
Andy
There's a massive police response. Oh, the dolphin thing. Oh, my God.
Josh
Dolphin sty.
Andy
A sparkle in my. Apparently I've lost it.
Lily
All right, Josh, Coach Lily.
Josh
Good.
Podcast Summary: Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 152
Title: Red Heifer Sacrifice, Are UFO's Demonic, and Lithium Mining in TX
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Hosts: Josh Hooper and Andy DeNoon
Introduction
In Episode 152 of Ninjas Are Butterflies, hosts Josh Hooper and Andy DeNoon tackle a mix of outrageous and thought-provoking topics. From ancient religious rituals to modern-day conspiracies involving UFOs and critical lithium mining operations in Texas, this episode delivers a blend of comedy, discussion, and intriguing insights. Skipping over advertisements and light banter, the hosts dive deep into three main subjects: the Red Heifer sacrifice, the demonic nature of UFOs, and the implications of lithium mining in Texas.
1. Red Heifer Sacrifice
The episode opens with an exploration of the Red Heifer sacrifice, a significant ritual in Jewish tradition that some believe is a precursor to future temple ceremonies.
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2. Are UFOs Demonic?
A substantial portion of the episode delves into a conspiracy theory suggesting that certain factions within the U.S. government perceive UFOs and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAPs) as demonic entities rather than extraterrestrial.
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3. Lithium Mining in Texas
The hosts shift focus to the burgeoning lithium mining industry in Texas, uncovering potential environmental and geopolitical ramifications.
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4. MK Ultra and Historical Conspiracies
A deep dive into the notorious MK Ultra program reveals alleged connections to significant historical events and figures.
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Conclusion
Episode 152 of Ninjas Are Butterflies offers listeners a compelling mix of humor and dark conspiratorial theories. From ancient religious practices poised to shape future ceremonies to government factions battling perceived demonic forces masquerading as UFOs, and the environmental and economic stakes of lithium mining in Texas, Josh Hooper and Andy DeNoon provide an engaging exploration of topics that blend the bizarre with the plausible. The episode challenges listeners to question established narratives and consider the hidden forces that may shape our world.
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This summary encapsulates the key discussions and insights from Episode 152, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened while highlighting the most intriguing moments with precise timestamps.