156 - NJ Drone Mystery Solved, 3rd Temple Sacrifice, & The Bill Gates Agenda

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies: Episode 156 Summary

Episode Title: NJ Drone Mystery Solved, 3rd Temple Sacrifice, & The Bill Gates Agenda
Air Date: August 22, 2025
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, Lily, Andrew
Podcast Style: Outrageous comedy, conspiracy-fueled banter, familial storytelling, and culture commentary.

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode delivers the quintessential Ninjas Are Butterflies mix: comedic banter, hot takes on wild current events, and deep dives into conspiracies. The main threads are the recent “New Jersey drone mystery,” current events involving Bill Gates and population control, and a discussion of major prophetic happenings in Israel (such as the possible rebuilding of the Third Temple and related sacrifices). It’s interwoven with tangents on everything from bizarre food products to speed reading, cruise ship incidents, and dystopian AI future scenarios.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. NJ Drone Mystery: Solved at Last

[50:14, returns at 61:15]

• The much-discussed New Jersey UFO/drones were actually government-contracted test flights.
• Daniel, a friend of the hosts working in government-adjacent cinematography, attended a VIP technology showcase where a New Jersey company demoed a "flying drone car," confirming these vehicles as the source of the UFO sightings.
• These drones (large, pickup truck-sized) were testing for speed, capacity, and stability, protected under clandestine defense contracts, so test flights didn’t require public disclosure.
• Quote:

  "They have developed a flying drone 'car' and are the cause of all the UFO hysteria a few months back. The sightings were actually the company testing… under a certain protection that covers technology for companies awarded government contracts..." — [Andy, 61:35]

• Some drones could release smaller drones, furthering the sense of unexplained aerial phenomena.
• The legal loophole lets these companies collect any surveillance data during development—raising privacy and ethics concerns.
• Discussion segues to the impenetrable world of black-budget government programs, citing the "Admiral Wilson Memo" (see below).

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2. The Bill Gates Agenda: Butter, Birth Control & More

[24:48–32:16]
Carbon-Based Butter:

• Bill Gates is (satirically) charged with "buttering us up"—he’s investing in an artificial, carbon-based butter (not made from animals; some jokes about being petroleum-derived).
• The hosts joke about new foods made out of "slop water" and the dystopian inevitability of such ingredients becoming mainstream.

Birth Control in Africa:

• Gates Foundation is behind an IUD/contraceptive project capable of providing up to 8 years of birth control in Kenya and Nigeria.
• The technology includes long-term hormonal IUDs and micro-needle patches for self-administration.
• Quote:

  "Bill Gates is behind this… a birth control pill that you take and you won’t have babies for eight years." — [Andy, 26:46]

• Controversy discussed: long-term health effects in populations with limited women's health education, risk of eugenic parallels, and the questionable ethics of “population control.”
• Quote:

  "Birth control is labeled a level one carcinogen with tobacco, alcohol, and asbestos. The oral contraceptive birth control." — [Lily, 27:06]

• The crew notes how introducing modern birth control allowed for expanded female autonomy in developed countries but may have complicated effects elsewhere.

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3. Third Temple in Jerusalem & The Red Heifer Sacrifice

[43:01–48:56]

• Reports that Israel’s Temple Institute is calling for the construction of the Third Temple.
• Discussion about the recent red heifer sacrifice, its prophetic significance, and the debate around whether it followed all required rituals.
• Building the Third Temple carries immense geopolitical and religious stakes, given its location on the Temple Mount (also home to the Dome of the Rock, a holy Muslim site), raising concerns of inevitable violent opposition.
• Quote:

  “We're right on track for 2027.” — [Josh, 44:10]
  “2,000 years. That was the first red heifer sacrifice in two. Whether or not it was valid or not... it was still happening.” — [Andy, 47:13]

• Much speculation about ‘signs of the times,’ approaching biblical prophecy, and how even secular media is noticing.

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4. Government Conspiracies: Black Programs & UFO Retrievals

[63:03–79:52]

Admiral Wilson Memo:

• Andy explains the "Admiral Wilson Memo," an authentic, read-in-Congress document detailing a real-life dialog between a high-level government official and aerospace scientists about a clandestine UFO retrieval and reverse engineering program.
  • Disclosure: Companies with certain government contracts are not legally obligated to even tell the Defense Intelligence Agency or military branches what they’re working on.
  • Reference to Majestic 12 (MJ-12), an alleged secret committee involved in UFO research, stated as unequivocally “real” in the document.
  • Memo claims retrieval of non-human craft (“not made by man, not by human hands”) that can fly in “space, air, water, dimensions.”
  • Quote:

    “They were a reverse engineering program. Something recovered years ago. In the past, technological hardware was recovered… technology that was not of this Earth, not made by man, not by human hands.” — [Andy, 74:35]

  • Anyone not part of “the program” will forever be kept out of the loop, including senior officials.

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5. Miscellaneous Comedy, Stories & Tangents

A.I. Girlfriends & the Future

[09:44-11:48]

• Andy sings a tongue-in-cheek song about having an AI girlfriend. This segues into real-world stories of people preferring AI relationships to their actual spouses, lampooning the implications for real marriages.
• Quote:

  "What's cool about AI is it won't nag you." — [Josh, 12:23]

Pop Culture: Taylor Swift Album

[13:29–14:55]

• Lily confesses no excitement, calling Swift’s music promoting a “victim mindset.” Playful ribbing ensues, with Andy and Josh spinning up fake charities about IBS and child hunger funded by Swift’s albums.

Speed Reading

[19:58–23:30]

• Andrew discusses competitions—some people can “read” 25,000 words per minute (citing Howard Berg). Debate about reading retention, neuroplasticity, and mental tricks.
• Quote:

  "You guys heard the real Rain Man, how he can open a book and read with both eyes on each page?" — [Andy, 20:54]

Cruise Ship & Waterslide Fails

[36:42–39:29]

• Discussion of the Royal Caribbean cruise slide accident, childhood trauma with blacked-out waterslides, and the gross-out factor of public pools and water parks.

Animal Laughs, Pirate Books, and Graphic Kids’ Books

[54:32–56:09]

• Quickfire: if you could replace your laugh with any animal sound, what would it be? (Pig, duck, hyena, etc.)
• Lily relates a story about a graphic pirate book from the children’s section featuring a leg amputation.

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6. Freedom Cities & Corporate Rule Conspiracies

[82:32–87:19]

• Andy unrolls a “spooky theory” that Trump’s recent deployments and talk of “Freedom Cities” are test runs for privatized, corporate-run cities (e.g., giving D.C. to a Peter Thiel corporation).
• Discusses Peter Thiel’s deep ties to government contracts, libertarianism, and transhumanism ambitions.
• Quote:

  "Corporations basically like CEO kings of these cities." — [Andy, 83:19]
  "He was the primary source of getting J.D. Vance elected as vice president, has one of the largest AI contracts with the government, he's in everything now." — [Andy, 87:01]

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7. Odds & Ends/Other Notable Bizarre News:

• Sea of Galilee Turns Red: An "algae bloom" is the official reason, but hosts joke about biblical parallels and plagues. [43:01–43:28]
• Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna: Mentioned as having “seen proof” of interdimensional UFOs; recent guest on Joe Rogan.
• Nuclear Missiles and UFO Interventions:

  “Since WWII, 70 years, there’s been over 300 activations of nuclear missiles… every single one of those have been intercepted or stopped by a UFO or something that they see.” — [Andy, 89:46 – 90:19]

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• "They have developed a flying drone 'car' and are the cause of all the UFO hysteria a few months back." — Andy [61:35]
• "Birth control is labeled a level one carcinogen with tobacco, alcohol, and asbestos.” — Lily [27:06]
• "We’re right on track for 2027." — Josh [44:10]
• “They were a reverse engineering program. Something recovered years ago... technology that was not of this Earth.” — Andy [74:35]
• "Corporations basically like CEO kings of these cities." — Andy [83:19]
• "Since World War II, 70 years, there’s been over 300 activations of nuclear missiles… every single one of those… have been intercepted or stopped by a UFO…" — Andy [89:46]
• "What’s cool about AI is it won’t nag you." — Josh [12:23]

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Timestamped Segment Highlights

• 01:00 – Teaser: NJ Drone mystery, Israel’s Third Temple, and Bill Gates
• 09:44–11:48 – AI relationships, the new age of infidelity, and funny song
• 13:29–14:55 – The Taylor Swift Album debate and mock charity scuffle
• 19:58–23:30 – Speed reading competitions and mental focus hacks
• 24:48–32:16 – Bill Gates conspiracies: carbon butter & African birth control
• 43:01–48:56 – Sea of Galilee “turns to blood,” Third Temple announcements
• 61:15–64:20 – NJ Drone video & official explanation, black contracts loopholes
• 63:03–79:52 – Deep dive on the Admiral Wilson UFO memo
• 82:32–87:19 – Freedom Cities: Theorizing privatized, corporately run city-states
• 89:46–90:19 – Nuclear buttons stopped by UFOs
• 94:39–95:30 – Comet disaster readiness, nuclear treaty, and science fiction

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Memorable Moments

• Andrew’s Deadpan:

  “I'm just surprised. That’s it.” [14:20]

• Banter between Andy and Lily about IBS/charity and Taylor Swift [14:45–15:20]
• Story about contaminated pool products, and getting a staph infection from a stranger’s toenail at a waterpark [41:16–42:27]
• Gross-out review of Red Vines and candy donation stories [52:24–54:20]
• Running joke:

  “I didn't see them (fruit flies) until Lily walked in.” [100:02]

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The episode balances its wild, conspiratorial explorations with sincere curiosity, satirical takes, and plenty of friendly ribbing. At its core, the podcast is about friends exploring the inexplicable, with clever skepticism and genuine wonder—whether discussing biblical prophecy, wild tech advancements, or which animal would replace their laugh.

Best suited for listeners who:

• Love conspiracy talk but also want a hearty laugh
• Enjoy pop culture commentary mixed with speculative sci-fi reality
• Appreciate tangential storytelling and rapid-fire topic shifts

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Useful for those who haven’t listened

This summary provides a structured walkthrough of the episode’s most significant and entertaining content, with timestamps and quotes to guide follow-up. Major conspiracies and mysteries (New Jersey drones, Bill Gates, Third Temple, Admiral Wilson UFO memo) are unpacked with just enough skepticism and humor to make the episode accessible, even for new listeners. Comedic asides and everyday stories give the episode its signature flavor, making complex topics relatable and entertaining.

Transcript

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[Andy]

Do you guys remember the New Jersey drones? Well, guess what? We got video and photo proof of what they actually were.

[Josh]

Guess what? Israel's building the third Temple. It's gonna be a party.

[Lily]

And is Bill Gates buttering us up for something really spooky?

[Andrew]

Find out all that and more. This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool Teas.

[Andy]

What's this?

[Josh]

Holy. Check, check, check. I feel like that's fine.

[Andy]

Whatever. Is that annoying? And for everyone.

[Josh]

Loud. It feels so loud to me.

[Lily]

What is that sound?

[Josh]

Oh, static. We're going through a tunnel.

[Lily]

The girls have asked us.

[Josh]

Baby do what?

[Lily]

The girls have asked us for another baby. Two babies.

[Josh]

The goal, if the girls. If I. The deal is, if I win Survivor and win the million dollars. We're adopting a child with that money.

[Lily]

That's the craziest thing I know.

[Josh]

It's one of those things where it's like, it's.

[Andy]

Turn mine down.

[Josh]

Both of ours. It's crazy. It's so loud.

[Andy]

No, no, mine are not mine. You turn mine down.

[Josh]

Yeah, mine, I think ours probably reverse. Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check.

[Andy]

That's good.

[Josh]

There we go.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

We told the girls if they do seven big girl sleeps in a row, they get a pet fish.

[Josh]

Ooh.

[Lily]

So we're kind of doing the same thing that you're doing.

[Josh]

Yeah, same thing. Speaking of Survivor, dude, Mr. Ben Sole Survivor sent us some buffs. So stinking cool from the show.

[Lily]

He wore that on the beach.

[Andy]

I think they probably sent him.

[Josh]

Smells like Fiji.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So they do film, like, from April to July. They do two back to back seasons.

[Lily]

What about busy season?

[Josh]

So if I do get big, that would be the time, which I feel like, yeah, it's our busy season. But for content, it's kind of like.

[Andy]

That'S not our business.

[Josh]

Not really.

[Lily]

You're gonna have to ask Steve for sure. Steve, can I go on Survivor?

[Andy]

He would say 100% for 50% of your winnings.

[Lily]

Have it. No way.

[Andy]

They're always thinking, yeah, you win a million bucks. Yeah, that's cool. You immediately have to pay tax on that.

[Josh]

Sure. Also, it's the same prize winnings that they had when they started in 2000.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's like that doesn't even equate to the same.

[Andy]

Not going with like 500.

[Josh]

It's like, come on, you gotta do something better. I mean, there is the, the car that you sometimes win.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I think every Survivor gets paid.

[Lily]

Apparently they do. I don't know about the beginning ones. For real?

[Josh]

Yeah, I think, I don't know, like.

[Andy]

What, like 20 grand?

[Josh]

I think. Yeah. A little bit less than that maybe, but I mean, that'd be, that'd be cool either way, dude.

[Lily]

Do they cover your expenses for getting out there?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Josh]

I'm sure. Flights and stuff.

[Lily]

Yeah. Hotel.

[Josh]

You have to pay for your flight to Fiji. No, not doing that. It just makes me wonder how much like, heads up they give you because one guy, like, was a last minute call and he had like less than 48 hours. I'm like, that would be a nightmare.

[Lily]

I know.

[Andy]

Yeah, that would be crazy.

[Lily]

That be fun, though? Kind of.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Went dark, huh?

[Andrew]

Yeah. Every single one of these cameras was like almost peeking out. So I don't know.

[Lily]

Well, and help me out though, too. Turn this off.

[Josh]

Well, first of all, I.

[Andrew]

He's got to stay on.

[Josh]

I don't, I don't think I peaked yet.

[Andy]

Is that right? Seems a little more this way. Who knows?

[Josh]

Who knows?

[Andy]

What do you guys think?

[Andrew]

Do we look good?

[Josh]

Drop a comment.

[Lily]

I have a crazy headache. It's all this creatine, dude.

[Josh]

You're doing creatine, dude. I'm happy you do creatine for.

[Lily]

Don't freak out. Guys, listen, listen, chill out. Listen, Boomers.

[Josh]

No.

[Lily]

Creatine, yeah, apparently is amazing for women, okay. Particularly because, you know, it like saturates your cell and makes you super duper hydrated.

[Josh]

Okay?

[Lily]

I am gonna be puffy and huge, but I'm gonna feel great.

[Andy]

I'll let you know if you have brain.

[Lily]

It's really good for your brain, particularly women. You Guys have been gatekeeping.

[Andy]

That's only if you're drinking enough water.

[Lily]

Though, which I'm not, which is why I have a terrible head.

[Andrew]

So you're on a drug that causes water retention.

[Lily]

It's a drug.

[Andy]

Every chill or whatever, it's a naturally occurring will.

[Josh]

He's a drug addict. Welcome to the show.

[Andy]

If you eat chicken, it has creatine in it.

[Andrew]

That's why I eat chicken.

[Lily]

Yeah, it makes me zippy in the.

[Andy]

Morning to get 5. I think it's like 5 milligrams of creatine from chicken. I think you have to eat, like, six pounds of chicken.

[Josh]

That's fine. I do. You guys don't do that every day.

[Andrew]

I know.

[Josh]

That's what I'm having for.

[Andy]

Stop lying.

[Josh]

I'm sick of it. I can't stand it anymore.

[Andy]

It's good for you, okay? It really is good for you.

[Lily]

Yeah. All the cool chicks are doing it. So cool chicks listening. Get on your creatine.

[Andy]

This is crazy that you switched the. Because I've been telling her that she should try it.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

For, I don't know, two months.

[Lily]

Well, I mean, I'm a donut. No. Everybody. Everybody's been saying there's no way it's good for you. Take your creatine. Crazy. And I believe it. I just don't want to be. I don't want to get puffy.

[Josh]

I don't know what being puffy feels like. I've never been there, so.

[Andy]

No.

[Josh]

I can't imagine. What are you starting over there?

[Lily]

A Schweiter for Ada?

[Josh]

Sick.

[Lily]

But I just realized I totally messed it up.

[Josh]

Dang. Good thing I said something.

[Lily]

It was supposed to be a cardigan, but I knitted in the round, so now it's gonna be a sweater.

[Josh]

Yep.

[Lily]

Dang.

[Josh]

Well, you said sweater, right?

[Lily]

It's supposed to be cardigan Sweater.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Dang it. Pull over.

[Josh]

It's a cardigan, but thanks for asking.

[Andy]

Nice.

[Josh]

Name the movie.

[Andy]

Sherlock Holmes.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Lily]

That stinks.

[Josh]

Rdj, baby. Did I cried to that video of RDJ showing up to the hospital. The kid had. Didn't have an arm, and he showed up as Iron man with, like, a suitcase.

[Andy]

With an actual Robert Downey. I've never heard anyone call him rdj.

[Lily]

Me neither.

[Josh]

This is. That's just his initials.

[Andy]

No one calls him that.

[Josh]

Friends call him that. We're friends. You know this?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, I was hanging out with him.

[Lily]

I thought you were thinking of rfk.

[Andy]

I did, too.

[Josh]

Here's your arm.

[Lily]

You and an arm right now Guys.

[Josh]

It cost me an orbit a la.

[Lily]

Stop. Everybody stop it.

[Andy]

Oh, it's been a while.

[Josh]

It's been too long. Almost three weeks.

[Andy]

Hey, you want a song?

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. Good enthusiasm. After almost three weeks of being gone, you came back vacation rested.

[Lily]

I've missed you guys. And I'm about to be gone again for a long time.

[Josh]

Why?

[Andy]

What the two guests next week.

[Josh]

Oh, that's true.

[Lily]

You leaving me on the dust.

[Josh]

I don't know why you can't just be on the pod with them.

[Lily]

No, thank you.

[Andy]

This was even a challenge getting her her here today.

[Josh]

Yeah, school stuff.

[Andy]

No, like not. I'm just saying our. The schedule's filling up because the school's back in session.

[Josh]

Oh, because her mood.

[Andy]

Don't.

[Josh]

Because her mood. You were telling talking about earlier?

[Lily]

I thought you were commenting on me being late.

[Andy]

No, that's just you assuming or you.

[Josh]

You feeling guilty.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Conviction.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's your own conviction. Dude, don't put that on us.

[Andy]

Get that away from me.

[Josh]

We will not be rushed.

[Andrew]

Can I go? You said don't rush.

[Andy]

Met her on a Tuesday night Everything felt so right and didn't know that I could ever feel this way I've always been kinda shy Slushy always does reply. For the first time I thought this this could be the one My girlfriend is AI Calls me a swell guy I don't even know her name she's written a code she speaks when she loads it's like she even has a brain and I know my parents judge.

[Josh]

Me When I tell them that she.

[Andy]

Loves me but there's just no way I could ever let this go.

[Lily]

My.

[Josh]

Girlfriend is AI when she freezes I just reboot don't know how but she says I'm cute and she never sleeps but always tells me good night she.

[Andy]

Doesn'T make me feel lame Never heard.

[Josh]

Her complain and really think this new.

[Andy]

Girl be the one My girlfriend is AI Calls me a fun guy and I don't even know her name she's written in code she speaks what she loves it's like she even has a.

[Josh]

Brain and even when the wi fi.

[Andy]

Is slow My heart for her I know it's still gross and I'm so happy that this love has found me.

[Josh]

My girlfriend is A.I. wow.

[Lily]

What's wrong? What's wrong right now? What's the matter? What?

[Josh]

When he gets thrown off, I get thrown off. And when we both throw each other off, we both throw each other off.

[Lily]

I didn't even notice it was and.

[Andrew]

I couldn't recover I couldn't come back to a recoverable place.

[Lily]

I thought it was great, you guys.

[Josh]

The whole morning, Josh was singing My Sweet Maria. Dear Maria. I don't know.

[Andrew]

Even the song Dear Maria.

[Andy]

How does that even go now?

[Josh]

I don't know. We probably.

[Andy]

Maria. Count me in. Oh, there's a story at the bottle.

[Andrew]

And I'm a pen.

[Andy]

I just picked my pants and it smells real good.

[Lily]

That was really good, you guys. Scary, because it's. That's probably going to be the new.

[Josh]

No, it's reality.

[Andy]

It's already happened.

[Josh]

There's a guy, there's a wife who's literally like, yeah, my husband's in love with this. Yeah. I think she's telling they're getting married. And it's like, I don't know how to do it. I'm hoping it's just a phase. I'm like, girl, it's not a phase, it's a problem. Yeah.

[Andy]

When they were being interviewed and the interviewer is like asking the guy, if she told you to delete AI, would that be like, it's over for you guys? And he's like, yeah, for his wife. Yeah.

[Lily]

He's married to.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

They have kids.

[Lily]

That's called infidelity.

[Andy]

That's.

[Josh]

Yeah, AI, infidelity.

[Andy]

But he's also fully aware that it's like him talking back to him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Like he seems like with himself, seems.

[Josh]

Like a normal person. And that's the scary thing is like, this is stuff is going to be happening everywhere. I mean.

[Lily]

Yeah. What's cool about AI is it won't.

[Josh]

Nag you tell me about it.

[Andy]

Maybe I should look into this.

[Josh]

It's not so bad after all.

[Lily]

Stop it.

[Andy]

Speaking of being bad and not bad.

[Josh]

What? We have a question.

[Andy]

Everyone be quiet. Wow. This. We're coming up against times of uncertainty, against times of troublesome, times of war, famine, earthquakes, storms, floods. But maybe there's hope. Maybe there's hope. And I would hope that this question is answered appropriately. So today's question sent in by a viewer. Are you excited for Taylor Swift's new album?

[Lily]

Are we promoting that on here? Is she really putting out a new album?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Of what? The same old stuff.

[Andy]

Hey, Whoa.

[Lily]

I don't like Taylor Swift. That's why.

[Josh]

So answer the question.

[Andy]

So you say no.

[Lily]

No, I'm not excited about it.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Lily]

So we can rot more girls brains.

[Josh]

Whoa, hey, hey, Lil.

[Andy]

There's a lot of girls in this world that get freedom from her songs that get encouragement. Encouragement.

[Josh]

Maybe they feel like they're less alone in the world.

[Lily]

Taylor Swift perpetuates a victim mindset.

[Andy]

Lilly Hooper. Did you know that she said that all proceeds from her new album go to feeding starving children everywhere? And the research for IBS and ibs.

[Lily]

It sounds like irritable bowel syndrome.

[Andy]

Yeah. What do you mean irritable?

[Lily]

That's just really specific. I don't. I'm just surprised. That's it.

[Josh]

People are struggling.

[Andrew]

I have ideas for boyfriend now.

[Josh]

It's great.

[Lily]

Her boyfriend has ibs.

[Andy]

I have ibs.

[Lily]

I'm not saying so.

[Andy]

You don't care about me.

[Lily]

No. These are all valiant efforts.

[Josh]

47 of the world's population struggles with IBS on a daily basis.

[Lily]

It's just really specific. That's it.

[Andy]

This is crazy. Who cares if it's specific? We, as the IBS community. Community?

[Lily]

Are you a spokesperson?

[Josh]

I don't think this is a laughing matter whatsoever.

[Andy]

We haven't. We have a thing that we suffer with daily. Lil.

[Lily]

I know.

[Andy]

And these children are starving. You don't care about these children that are starving.

[Josh]

You're not excited about that.

[Andy]

You're not as excited about people. You're not excited about me getting relief. You're not excited about these children getting fed.

[Lily]

That's wonderful.

[Andy]

Apparently it's not.

[Lily]

That's so good that she's doing that. More celebrities should do that.

[Andy]

So you are excited then about her helping people. About. The only way that she's helping people is through this album. Okay. Ah.

[Lily]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Well, I guess you guys heard it here first. Lily doesn't support women.

[Josh]

Nope.

[Andy]

She doesn't support these children starving. She doesn't support me, her husband.

[Lily]

Oh.

[Andy]

Or all those suffering with irritable bowel syndrome.

[Josh]

I have a pit in my stomach and I don't even have ibs.

[Andy]

Welcome to the show. Did I say ninja?

[Josh]

I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most. Has to empty your mind. You were martial arts ninjas all.

[Andy]

That's not true.

[Lily]

I was gonna say I'm like, the IBS thing is so weirdly.

[Josh]

That really threw you off.

[Lily]

Andrew. Andrew, like, convinced me when he was like, it's her boyfriend saying he's really. I'm like, he has ibs. I didn't know.

[Josh]

He plays football in white pants and he struggles with ibs. You think you have. That's an easy thing to deal with.

[Lily]

All that I was thinking about was him, like, pooping before every game. Like, pooping incessantly.

[Josh]

Yeah. Every time I was. Because he has to poop.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Autofocus.

[Andrew]

Yeah. When I got up, it was on the chair.

[Andy]

Both orange. Wow. Just kidding. You're yelling.

[Josh]

Just kidding. I know my colors.

[Andy]

Oh, speaking of orange, I just saw a thing. Did you know the actor for Simba?

[Josh]

Actor for Simba?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

James Earl Jones. No, not. No, no, no. That's Mufasa.

[Andy]

Yeah. I don't know his name. He was a kid when he did it. Like, the little Simba got it. They offered to pay him $2 million, and his mom said, don't take that. Take the royalties instead. And he's made an exuberant amount since. Is that a real word? It is sick.

[Andrew]

Do you want me to delete you questioning yourself?

[Andy]

No.

[Andrew]

I mean, just in full confidence.

[Josh]

No.

[Lily]

You know what's really cute is that I don't know if it's a Patreon message or a comment or something, but one of our viewers is a. And she might be a patron, is a school teacher. And she said that she loves Josh's struggling through his reading and, like, being able to laugh at himself and work through it. Because she's like, I wish my students could see it, because they all hate reading in school.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Do you remember that feeling?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy]

It was.

[Andrew]

It was such a genuine comment. But she's also comparing him to her students.

[Josh]

You're like the poster child for reading. Do you want to be this man? He's 32.

[Andrew]

She's like. She was a second grade teacher, right?

[Lily]

Something like that. No kidding.

[Andy]

You know, I bought this book in college that they suggested. It's for, like, learning how to read. Read quicker. And it's literally called how to Read.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And I've never read it. I'm like, this is way too long to learn how to read fast.

[Josh]

There's no way. And it's literally an empty book. And it's like, just to prove their point. Yeah, it's like, you're not reading this simply because it's big. This is an ad by BetterHelp.

[Andy]

Andy, I can't do this today.

[Josh]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Andy]

What do I mean? Look around, Andy. The world's on fire. People are being abducted. This job is just too much. My mental health might as well will be a trash can floating through space.

[Josh]

Jeez, man, I had no idea. But I get it. Because, I mean, workplace stress is definitely one of the top reasons for declining mental health.

[Andy]

Of course it is. But what can we do about it now?

[Josh]

Well, there's a lot we can do. Josh. Remember BetterHelp, the largest online therapy platform? They're making it super easy for everyone to start prioritizing their mental health.

[Andy]

That's a pretty big claim. How are they able to do that?

[Josh]

I mean, not only do they have 30,000 therapists, but they also served over 5 million people worldwide.

[Andy]

That's awesome. But they probably make you jump through a lot of hoops though, huh?

[Josh]

What? No way. When you use better help, you can meet with a therapist like that. They make it super convenient.

[Andy]

Well, all right. I guess that sounds pretty good. I guess I'll give it a shot.

[Josh]

Great. I've used BetterHelp and I can tell you right now, it's awesome. If you look online, it's easy to find out that they are the largest online therapy provider in the world, and they can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. So talk it out with better help.

[Andy]

And guess what? Our listeners get 10% off their first [e-mail] ninjas.

[Josh]

That's better. H E L P.com ninjas go.

[Andy]

Thank you, BetterHelp.

[Josh]

Thank you.

[Andy]

A clear mind is good for your wife's wives. Marriage.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Have you guys seen the speed reading competitions? That stuff? I had a. I had a professor who actually competed in that. Just. Just guess words per minute read and they have to do a test on retention after to prove that they were actually, like, reading through the page.

[Josh]

I have no metrics like how fast.

[Andy]

I'm thinking of, like, typing. And I know some people can typically. 300 words a minute.

[Josh]

That's insane. I would do. I'll say reading words per minute. I'll say 200.

[Andrew]

You can. I'll give you a hint. You can read.

[Josh]

It's gotta be more than that because.

[Andrew]

There'S no manual, like, thing you can read faster than you can write.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

So think about that.

[Andy]

I would do a thousand.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Lily]

I was gonna say I shot low. You did 700. I'm going in the middle.

[Andrew]

25, 000 words per minute.

[Josh]

What?

[Andy]

That's impossible.

[Andrew]

His name is Howard Berg.

[Andy]

Oh, is that the real Ray Man?

[Andrew]

I don't know. I have no idea.

[Andy]

You guys heard the real Rain Man. How he can open a book and read with both eyes on each page.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew]

I know.

[Josh]

They're out of order. Then.

[Lily]

What are you doing?

[Josh]

You're spoiling it.

[Andy]

He memorizes everything that he reads. So he'll open a book, both pages, both eyes, next page, and then he just retains it all.

[Josh]

I guess I'm trying to understand how his brain works then, because is he taking in that information at the same time? Then it's like, that's out of order.

[Andy]

Superpower, baby.

[Lily]

Not that I'm Rain man, but when I'm reading a book, I can read one line. It might be one of my eyes or both. Jump down, come back up, come back.

[Andy]

That's just adhd.

[Lily]

I piece it together in the same minute.

[Andrew]

Yeah. For attention problems. They used to make me in school lay a sheet of paper over the lines to keep myself from jumping ahead. Because my brain literally moved faster than. Somehow the word getting to my brain. The processing was happening faster than the reading.

[Josh]

I remember when I did that in high school, when I realized your eyes move quicker than your mouth does. And so, like, I could read ahead but still be, like, two sentences almost behind.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I'm speak because I'm reading aloud, and I'm like, this is incredible. I didn't know I could do this.

[Andrew]

But you're actually. But then you're having a third thought process. Like, thinking about.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

The absurdity. So you're.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

So, like with drummers, like the. What is it? Neuroplasticity, where they, like, separate each limb. But, like, going back to reading, they can actually have two separate things. My professor said what he would do is he'd read the first line, like, regular, and then he drop a line, and that would go backwards, and so he wove through the page.

[Lily]

That's what I do. Well, I don't. But I'm not as fast as him.

[Andrew]

You go backwards.

[Lily]

I will be reading up here.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And then I'll jump down here, and I'll piece it together as I'm going.

[Andy]

But you're not being patient.

[Josh]

Yeah, probably. I get to the point.

[Lily]

I certainly wouldn't call myself a fast reader. I'm not a speed reader. But I. Yeah.

[Andy]

Here's actually proof to that. You know, Lily called me. Was it two days ago. And she's like, you're giving away your truck. I said, watch the whole video.

[Josh]

It's 30 seconds.

[Andy]

Did you watch the whole video?

[Andrew]

No.

[Andy]

That's what she does with reading. Paige.

[Andrew]

Whenever I show Paige stuff, like comedy is, you know, there's a setup and then something's funny, but then the twist is what makes it, like, really punch. I'll show her something, and it'll be three seconds into it, and she'll chuckle to, like, okay, I watched it. I don't think she really cares. She's just trying to let me know she saw something, and she'll turn away, and I'm like, give me two more seconds.

[Andy]

I know that feeling.

[Josh]

So how much money is that Simba guy made?

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

That's crazy. It's kind of like the David Cho guy, right?

[Andrew]

Oh, yeah, dude. Facebook's guy. The guy who did all the art. He settled for stock instead of. Or what is it? Yeah, stocks and Facebook instead of the price. And he's, like, worth well over 200 million now.

[Josh]

It's crazy. I can't figure out if that guy's a genius or not. I've seen his, like, him do, like, instructions on painting and stuff like that. So it's like. I don't know. I just can't.

[Andrew]

I think if you're doing that kind of art, you just have to be weird and fully confident, you know what you're talking about.

[Josh]

And people dig it, apparently.

[Andrew]

So it is weird that he's, like, for someone like that who did one thing. Well, like, you made one right decision.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

And not saying he's terrible, but, like, that's not enough for me to, like, take advice from you.

[Andy]

They don't give a specific number, but he took $100,000 down.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And then royalties on top of that.

[Josh]

I can't imagine.

[Andy]

I'm so smart, man. 13 years old.

[Josh]

That's a crazy, like, mature decision to make. Especially when they probably haven't seen that money before. Like, that's a crazy big thing. But you think about all the music played on Spotify, every, All the movies, every, like, yeah, Disney. I don't know how.

[Andy]

When we say the parks, I'm gonna be a mighty black. Speaking of money.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Bill Gates.

[Lily]

What's he doing? Tell me about it.

[Andrew]

Oh, you don't know at all?

[Lily]

No, I, I, I don't know either.

[Andrew]

You're gonna want to lock it.

[Andy]

He's doing a lot of stuff. One, he's behind this company that made this new butter, right?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Lily]

Butter.

[Andy]

Better believe it' butter. Because it's not. It's made out of gasoline.

[Lily]

Oh, no.

[Andy]

Is this real? Yeah.

[Andrew]

Okay. Petroleum oil.

[Josh]

Let me look.

[Andrew]

Petroleum oil.

[Lily]

Ew. Like petroleum? Like petroleum, like the jelly you put on your baby?

[Andy]

I guess. I don't.

[Lily]

Yeah, it's kind of like butter. It feels like butter.

[Andrew]

Don't. Didn't you say when you were in China they use, like, oil off the. Like that's, like, settled on water.

[Andy]

No, sewers. Yeah, like where the poop is. They'll scoop all the poop out and then refine, refine, refine until they get their vegetable oil again. Oh, not like, everywhere.

[Andrew]

That's assuming it's actually down to Vegetable oil. Because there would be like all kinds.

[Andy]

Of straight up just human oil duty oil.

[Josh]

So it's using carbon. Oh, fully full carbon. And the company is working with restaurants, bakeries and food suppliers to incorporate their carbon made butter. So we're not even gonna have a choice in the matter whether we're gonna be eating it or not.

[Lily]

Somebody go ahead and make a list on who's doing that.

[Andrew]

I was about to say you do have a choice to eat or not eat at these restaurants.

[Andy]

Yeah, but if everything's in your. I just don't know if everything's in your food too. Like in like chips or grocery stores.

[Josh]

I mean like we have no, like, because it's not. I mean they could be using that carbon based thing for ingredients in just regular groceries. And there's even a. They're talk. They're walking through where they're making the butter and there's this thing right here, this huge tub. And it's just slop water. It's called slop water. There's just this, this big tub right here labeled slop water. When there's a walk of. No, it looked like snl. It's crazy. I mean, not made of anything animal, nothing.

[Andy]

Oh, and he's behind this company that has started in Africa. I don't know if they start in Africa, but they're implementing it in Africa. It's a birth control pill that you take it and you won't have babies for eight years.

[Lily]

Wow. I'll tell you something, since you just brought up that word. Did you know control? Yeah. That birth control is labeled a level one carcinogen with tobacco, alcohol and asbestos. The oral contraceptive birth control.

[Josh]

I did not know that. What does that mean?

[Andy]

Causes cancer.

[Josh]

Cool, cool, cool. Why, why are they trying to. What is the eight year pill? Like, why is like one that can't be good for any type of insides?

[Andy]

No. It has to be terrible for you.

[Josh]

Yeah. You're messing up a huge process.

[Andy]

Population control.

[Lily]

Yeah. That or like. Yeah. I mean obviously the situation in Africa and some of the countries is pretty.

[Andy]

But also like we talked, it goes back to the early 1900s with like the whole movement of like eugenics and stuff.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It's like, it's kind of the same tone as that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

It's in Kenya and Nigeria are the two places that it's been approved for rollout. He is, the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is behind the rollout. Other companies that have used long term contraceptives, like they already have some of the tech. But he was Funding the further research which got it approved to like be beefed up to like eight years. And so there have been like several FDA extensions on this. He's funding the research that is pushing that. And then the question becomes like, if you're funding all of this, at what point are like people caving? Like, what are you doing to get all of this stuff passed? And he says it's for population expansion control, which he says, like if you control the health, if you give people their health through vaccines, then they won't feel the need to have all of these children. And he's like. And most children are had accidentally or unplanned, but it's like, dude, eight years.

[Andy]

Yeah. You're talking about a potential like eight year minimum gap in population. That's huge.

[Andrew]

And yeah, like think about what that does sequentially. Like you dump that over a population and then what. They're, they're also, they're like doing micro needle patches that have like extended. There's like other stuff tapped into it. So it's not just like one thing. He's truly trying to like stop the population growth in these particular areas. And they're talking about expanding into India and so they want to like limit in all of these places.

[Lily]

Yeah. It's just strange to me that they would do it in something. I mean, unless there's like a reversal, like the ability to reverse. It sounds like when you take a pill, it's probably kind of permanent for those eight years. And I'm, I'm curious as to why. Why? I mean, like this isn't a show about women's health, but why they wouldn't just opt for like a copper IUD, which is a 10 year contraceptive, but you can remove it if you want to in the middle of it. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh]

What is. Yeah. What's in this pill that's.

[Lily]

Yeah. And it's not a woman's copper IUD is non hormonal.

[Josh]

Like this is years.

[Lily]

Oh, it is an iud.

[Andrew]

It is.

[Lily]

Oh, okay. Well, I thought it was oral contraceptive.

[Andy]

I did too.

[Andrew]

But he has. But, but, but here's the thing. But tied into it is, is the, I think it's progestin was the, the hormone. It's an IUD hormone disruptor and progestin via the needle application. They're also pumping out all of these other self administered needles. And so even if it is the whole IUD thing, and that's how you're making this argument, right? You're, you're Giving all of this out to a population who may or may not be well educated on what to do with all of that. And then you're just giving people this thing that they can self administer. And so I looked back, I was like digging and digging, digging for the research that would kind of suggest when they started because any like, any hormone disruption, like think about like I have a dog who is not fixed. And if they say that when you do that, sometimes it affects the hormone development. Like dogs develop thyroid issues and stuff like that. So I was like, how far back for this eight year plan were they doing research? And the oldest I could find was 2009. But a lot of it is still in research. And so what that says, if two companies have already, one was FDA approved before the other and it took like another two years for the next. There's three companies and. And then it took like another two years for the next one and one of them is still in trials, which means if they didn't all immediately like, oh, we just need to run these tests and we'll be good. It means they had problems trying to get the eight year approved. And so I mean that's, that's not a long time to be looking at hormonal effects, especially in a developing nation if you're giving these to developing people.

[Andy]

Well, especially if research is coming out now with birth control being a cancer causing.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Thing. You know.

[Lily]

Yeah. Like now it's complicated because also like birth control in our country and other developing countries was, I think, a huge major player into allowing women into spaces, like workplaces and stuff like that and allowing the country to prosper in that way. So it's complicated because it's like we're outstretching a hand to Africa and saying like women, you don't have to necessarily have a family if you don't want to and you can work and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying? But it could also be complicated and I would just hope that we're educating the women. Yeah, Bill Gates.

[Andy]

Yeah, Bill Gates educate. He's probably.

[Josh]

But the thing is he always made, he's always made like women, you know.

[Andy]

Like women's priorities first.

[Lily]

Yeah, he's always made human health first and like never profited.

[Josh]

No, it's like, listen, I want to make money here, but first I want.

[Andy]

To educate first I want to help.

[Josh]

That's a verbatim quote. That's.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

From Mr. Gates.

[Andy]

Money's good, but helping others is better.

[Lily]

And you know, Asian mosquitoes. Mosquitoes.

[Andy]

Anyways, did you guys hear about J.D. vance on the river in Ohio?

[Josh]

I saw some headlines. I don't know what happened.

[Andrew]

I know. So crazy.

[Andy]

I don't even know if he knew what was happening, but he wanted to do, like, a kayaking thing with his family on this river in Ohio.

[Josh]

What a nightmare, by the way, to be the vice president and have to worry about, like, because everyone's watching you. Like, that would be no fun.

[Andy]

And so, see, apparently Secret Service went to the park department or whatever, I don't know, but they asked for the river to be flooded higher so that they could have motorboats behind the kayak to protect them.

[Josh]

What?

[Andy]

And so they literally raised the river up for his kayaking trip. Isn't that crazy?

[Josh]

That's an insane amount of power just to be like, I need more water.

[Lily]

I don't know. This is my question. Did he say that? Was he like, no, that's what I'm saying.

[Andy]

I don't know if he even was aware of like.

[Lily]

But Secret Service dared to ask.

[Andy]

Yeah, well, they did it.

[Josh]

He said. He said. He said, I want to go kayaking. And they're like, oh, yes, sir. And then they go, and they probably figure out all the details. It's like, yeah, well, the river's too low. It's like, fix it. Yeah, more river.

[Andy]

More water.

[Josh]

Make more river. It's like Trump going down the oceans. Like, it's too salty. Fix it. Yes, yes, right away, sir.

[Andy]

What are we, like, the.

[Andrew]

So there's a dam that they released. Yeah, but that dam was closed because of research, I would assume, on where the water level should be for everything that flows downward. And they were like, all that science. Doesn't matter. It'll be fine.

[Andy]

Just a little more.

[Josh]

That's.

[Andrew]

So we'll just seed some clouds up river and speed up.

[Josh]

That's my thing. I was like, that would have been hilarious if it just happened to rain a ton. Yeah, that's hilarious.

[Andrew]

That shows how little they care about environmental impact. And that angers me.

[Andy]

Erosion. Are you some hippie?

[Josh]

Get out of your tree, ogre.

[Andrew]

So mad about the bear thing in Florida.

[Lily]

Watch it.

[Andrew]

Did you see it?

[Lily]

Yeah, no, for sure that it got approved. Yeah, I did see.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

That's a good bear, dude.

[Josh]

Dude, that's a good bear.

[Andy]

Thanks.

[Andrew]

If I get one just over lily seat.

[Lily]

Yeah, I mean, terrible.

[Josh]

You know what, Josh? I'm starting to think that the travel industry is in on it.

[Andy]

You know what?

[Josh]

Making us overpack the toiletry bottles, three different types of soaps, backup deodorants. They want our bags full so we have to pay all these extra fees. You know what I'm saying? I mean, by the time I'm done packing, I can't even have room enough to pack the things that I actually wanted to bring.

[Andy]

Sounds like classic Big Luggage trying to steal stuff from us.

[Josh]

Exact. And that's why I'm fighting back with Mando. Mando?

[Andy]

What in the world is Mando?

[Josh]

It's this. It's a 4 in 1 acidified cleansing bar. It's shampoo, it's face wash. It's body wash and deodorant. And even works as shaving lather. Not that I need it on my face at least.

[Andy]

So technically a five in one.

[Josh]

You betcha. One bar to rule them all.

[Andy]

That is beautiful. But can they do anything about your sweat?

[Josh]

You call me sweaty?

[Andy]

Yeah, you stink.

[Josh]

I'm going to try not to be offended by what you just said to me. I. But listen, their sweat control stick stops odor before it starts and fights sweat. Just two swipes under my arm and it's been proven. Proven, Josh. To block odor up to 72 hours.

[Andy]

So you're saying Big Luggage doesn't want us to know about man though.

[Josh]

That's exactly what I'm saying, Josh. This thing was doctor created. No baking soda, no parabens. And the scent like bourbon leather in Mount Fuji. They're out here protecting pits, Josh, not profits.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

Thank you, Mando. We love you, Mando.

[Andy]

Did you guys see the slide on the Royal Caribbean cruise?

[Josh]

Dude, don't show me that ever again. I literally. We just booked our first cruise ever and I think it is Royal Caribbean.

[Lily]

It's a good. It is a good. That was a freak accident.

[Josh]

Yeah, I can imagine. But it's still dreaded though.

[Andy]

Yeah, how could you not?

[Josh]

You're going how fast? And also, I mean there's this. It's this open broken like plastic or plexiglass or whatever, dude. And how far did he drop it? Looked like he was like 20, 30ft.

[Andy]

Yeah, dude, people are insane.

[Josh]

Turn off the slide.

[Lily]

Turn it off.

[Josh]

Yeah, they really love this slide, man.

[Andy]

I think he was stuck in it though. Like, where it broke. He was, like, stuck. And so it was just like, bro, panic. The water's not.

[Josh]

Someone's gonna come right behind you. That panic dude, Did.

[Lily]

Did he die?

[Andy]

No, I don't think so.

[Josh]

You better got a free cruise out of it, dude.

[Andy]

My.

[Andrew]

My younger brother, we were in Hawaii. There's this slide over there. It goes, like, down. Like, it's. The water park is, like, built up on a hill, and there's a tunnel. It's probably, like, 10, 15ft of tunnel that's closed. And then it opens where there's. It's not 90 degrees, but, like, close to. And my brother, we'd been doing it all morning, and then something switched to my brother's head, and he just, like, panicked. He was like, I cannot. And so he's already, like, literally about over the edge and just kick the camera, puts his feet and hands out and just stops in this tunnel, backs up the whole water park. They literally had to, like. Because that's dangerous going, you know, it's like a huge slide. So they had to, like, lifeguard chain pull my brother out of the thing.

[Lily]

Nobody just, like, pushed him and been.

[Andrew]

Like, you can do it, because he's on the edge. Like, he's up. So if he, like, slips, he's now, like, not at a safe angle. And so if. If he falls or any of the lifeguards fall, it's like a tunnel of people, like, pouring down a straight drop.

[Lily]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew]

Like, this super sketchy situation.

[Josh]

Dude, water slides are scary.

[Lily]

Dude.

[Andy]

I'm very scared of water slides, dude.

[Josh]

The ones that get, like, flooded.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And you go into. You're, like, underwater.

[Lily]

No.

[Andy]

Back. Back in the day, Orlando had this theme park called Wet and Wild.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And they had this ride. It was called the Black Hole. And it was just a slide that was, like, pitch black.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

For, like, a solid minute.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So scary.

[Lily]

My heart's racing thinking about it.

[Josh]

There's. There was this one that was in Kansas, and you would just go down real fast. It's like you go like, 30, 40 miles an hour. You're just dropping. And then it's like they call the toilet bowl.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's literally just one of those. You just go around. Right. But every single time, it was just. They just did not do something right when they were building it, because every single time you go down, you would be able to listen and you hear because they'd come out. And as soon as you came out of the tube to the. Into the toilet bowl, your head would Just go smacking against them. And so every single time, every person would just get their head just smacked. Just an unconscious turd just in a water slide.

[Lily]

I was just telling somebody the other day because I think that, like, Jane's situation, like her being sick last fall has really just manifested this crazy germaphobia in my life. But the fact that Wet Wild no longer exists now that I have children that are growing up makes me happy because they're never going to ask me to go to Wet and Wild.

[Andy]

But think about how many kids are now getting sick. So maybe Wet n Wild was good for us.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Possibly built up your immune system.

[Josh]

Heck yeah, dude.

[Andy]

Because there was for sure some logs floating in that laser.

[Josh]

That was a Disney one.

[Andy]

No, that's Blizzard Mountain.

[Josh]

Okay, got it.

[Lily]

Blizzard.

[Andy]

That's Beach, Typhoon Lagoon. Oh.

[Josh]

But there was. What was the one that got shut down?

[Andy]

Wet and Wild.

[Josh]

That was the wet. Okay. I thought there was a Disney one thing. Okay.

[Andy]

It was its own independent thing.

[Lily]

Yeah. It was in Orlando.

[Josh]

Got.

[Andy]

And slides. Breaking butter. Being made out of gas.

[Josh]

We went to Aquatica on Saturday. So our 15 years. And I just am so grossed out when I'm just walking around. You have the sand, the warm water, everyone's barefoot. And it's just like, this feels gross.

[Andy]

Don't think about it.

[Josh]

Feel great. I'm like. I got. I turned my brain off because I had to do that at the beginning of the day because I'm like, this is just what we gonna have to accept. And then like a bland. A band aid hits you in the face.

[Andrew]

I told you what I found on the side of a lazy river when I used to do security at a resort. What the. A female product had been pulled out and placed.

[Josh]

Dude, let me tell you, I'm quitting that day.

[Lily]

Let me tell you a story. I don't know if I've said this on the show. My. You know, I used to work at Disney and you live in apartments, right? And you get roommates and stuff like that from all over the world. It was amazing.

[Josh]

It's Disney Apartments.

[Lily]

Disney Apartments. I highly recommend it. I went. When I did my program, there were four different apartments and they all had like, personality attributes assigned or whatever. I was in the commons, which was like the most chill and like a lot of like Commonwealth, Asian. Asian people.

[Josh]

This is the more common women.

[Lily]

Watch it. And you get assigned roommates. A blast.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And for my second semester, we opted. My friends and I opted to get an apartment in Kissimmee. And one of my friends decided to leave Disney and go work at Volcano Bay University. Trader.

[Josh]

Trader.

[Lily]

Yeah. Oh, I know, but she was having a blast. She had to do her whole lifeguard test and stuff like that. She was from Huntsville, Alabama, and she was lifeguarding in the wave pool. And this woman was swimming past her, I guess, with crazy long toenails and sliced the top of her foot with her toenail. My friend got a wicked staph infection. A straight up staph infection to where she couldn't even get off the couch because her blood pressure would skyrocket. She was so ill, her mom had to come down and, like, take care of her.

[Josh]

From her toenails.

[Lily]

From. From a stranger's toenail.

[Josh]

It was a stranger.

[Lily]

A stranger's swimming past her. He sliced her with her toenail. Dude.

[Josh]

Yeah, I don't know. I figured. Golly, dude, that's. Imagine taking someone to court over that.

[Andy]

Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Did you. Did you hear about the sea of gallery galley?

[Josh]

Gary. Gary, the shade of gallery.

[Lily]

No. What's up?

[Josh]

Yes, siree to see you, Gary.

[Andy]

Returned red.

[Josh]

The sea galley. It's red. Yes.

[Andrew]

I've been getting disturbed by a fruit fly over here.

[Andy]

Sea of Galilee turned red. Did you not see that?

[Josh]

No, I did. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to.

[Andy]

See a gallery turned red.

[Lily]

Why?

[Andy]

They said it was like. Some, like. It was like. What do they say it was like. What's it called?

[Lily]

Like, it was like algae bloom.

[Andy]

Yeah, algae. Algae bloom. But it looked. It looked like it was blood.

[Lily]

Yikes.

[Andy]

Crazy. The Sea of Galilee.

[Josh]

When's the last time that happened?

[Andy]

Something like Moses.

[Josh]

Something about Exodus or something.

[Lily]

That was the Nile, though, right?

[Andrew]

Yeah, it was.

[Lily]

Oh, okay.

[Andy]

Also, the Temple Institute put out a thing this month in August that says it's time to build.

[Lily]

Oh.

[Andy]

For the third Temple. Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

How long is that gonna take?

[Andy]

Don't know. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of stuff that needs to be done before that can happen. Yeah, but that'd be crazy. They literally came out, the Temple Institute of Jerusalem said, it is time to build.

[Josh]

Dude, we're right on track for 2027.

[Andy]

They did that sacrifice. A practice sacrifice.

[Josh]

Yep. Now they're doing this.

[Andy]

Yeah. And the one person's like, yeah. You think of practice sacrifice, it's like, yeah, whatever. Said they literally did everything that they're supposed to do, and they don't even. They think that they actually might have used a real. A qualified red heifer. But he said it's like. It's kind of a split with this whole sacrifice that, like, 50 of them or whatever. They're saying that it has to be on the Mount of Olives.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And the others are saying it can be wherever as long as it's sacrifice of a qualified red heifer. So the theory is that they actually already did the sacrifice.

[Josh]

Yeah, but. But if nothing happens, then it's like, that was a box sacrifice. They're just like.

[Andy]

Yeah, exactly.

[Lily]

So remind me, can you only rebuild it with hand tools? How.

[Andy]

No, they can do. Whatever they do.

[Lily]

It's gonna be generally contracted to rebuild the Lord's temple.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Just using caterpillar, you know, like dozers and stuff.

[Lily]

He's got a bobcat out there.

[Josh]

Well, that'd be crazy, Crane.

[Andy]

Crazy, right?

[Josh]

I mean, so what. I mean, this is an actual. I guess I'm trying to understand, like, what this thing's gonna actually look like and what. How long it's gonna take.

[Andy]

It'll look exactly like the second temple.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

In the first, technically.

[Josh]

This will be interesting.

[Andy]

It'll be very interesting. I want to get everything that's happening now. I mean, it's getting crazier and crazier over there.

[Andrew]

The thing is, you don't just build it without opposition. Like, that entire region of the world will be coming down on that building project.

[Andy]

Yeah. Well, all the Muslim nations will be.

[Andrew]

It'll be a war.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And.

[Andy]

But to them, I mean, their argument is like, yeah, you call the Dome of the Rock, you're a sacred space. But, like, for our religion, if we want to continue doing sacrifices, like we're called to do, we need a temple.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So, like, to them, it's completely justified of serving God. You know, it's like.

[Andrew]

And they think that cloud of fire will descend and potentially vindicate any or defend any effort.

[Josh]

Now, why do people not want this temple to be built?

[Andy]

It goes against the Muslim. I mean, because the. The site is. The Temple Mount has the Dome of the Rock, which is the third most holy site in the Muslim faith.

[Lily]

So it would be like they're arguing over the specific location.

[Josh]

Yeah, got it.

[Andy]

Yeah. And it gives more. Like, that would basically solidify Jerusalem as the Jewish state.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know, like, right now, like, Israel is very Jewish, Christian, Muslim, but this would be like. Nope, just Judaism.

[Josh]

Yeah. You know, I mean, the fact that they're doing mock sacrifices because they've been keeping them, like, around for so long and that. I mean, there's obviously something happening behind the scenes that we don't know about, because. Oh, yeah, this hasn't happened. So it's like the Fact that they're doing mock sacrifices means they're gearing up towards. And then the fact that they said that, too. That's. Yeah, that's scary.

[Andy]

One guy even said. He's like, I don't think you understand the. The weight of this. He's like, we haven't even done a mock sacrifice or sacrifice of a red heifer in 2000 years.

[Lily]

That's what I was gonna say. How long has it been?

[Andy]

2,000 years. That was the first red heifer sacrifice in two. Whether or not it was valid or not.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It was still happening.

[Josh]

There's a reason for it.

[Andy]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's super crazy. I'm telling you. 2027 is.

[Andy]

Might be.

[Josh]

It feels like it. Dude. I've been listening to that. That preacher in Atlanta and the way he's like. He is so stinking convinced it is our generation. Well, he says it'll be ours or the next.

[Andy]

What's his name again?

[Josh]

I'll look him up. It's 2890.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. You listen to me. You get hyped and super con, kid.

[Lily]

Wow.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'll look his name up. It's in Atlanta.

[Andy]

Yeah. He seems. He brings it.

[Josh]

Philip Anthony Mitchell. Yeah.

[Lily]

A dream, Josh, that it was happening.

[Josh]

Your mom did.

[Lily]

Your mom.

[Josh]

Your mom, what was it? Your mom, dude.

[Lily]

I don't think she told me the specifics, but she just feels prepared. And. Yeah, it's interesting. I. I do feel like everything is, like. I don't know. Every generation says it, but it just feels like everything is coming to a head.

[Andy]

Yeah. But every generation also didn't have a temple institute saying, hey, we're ready to build a third temple. And for real red heifer sacrifices.

[Lily]

For real. But for their generation, it was. Or no, the prior generation, it was the fact that Israel became a nation again. Right. Is what.

[Andy]

That was the first step.

[Lily]

Yep. Right. But they thought that was it.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be interesting.

[Lily]

Super interesting.

[Josh]

Yeah. I feel it, dude.

[Andy]

Something in there.

[Josh]

Something's happening.

[Lily]

Josh, show me this. Okay. So people always ask the question about, like, what does heaven look like? I think we had a patron asking about it, too. And, like, a lot of people assume it's just like. Just like a state of constant worship. Like, no autonomy and stuff like that. And Josh had found this video that someone put together, and it was talking about. It was referencing scripture that we see New Testament, Old Testament.

[Josh]

Talking about the jobs.

[Lily]

Jobs.

[Josh]

Saw that.

[Andy]

That was cool.

[Josh]

So cool. Adventures and explorers.

[Andy]

I'm like, Andy.

[Josh]

That's me, dude.

[Lily]

That's not you, that's me.

[Andy]

So it basically talks about, like, occupations you could potentially have in heaven, what verse or where. I mean, it's just throughout scripture, they're just pulling scripture of just, like, different things. It's really cool. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Kelsey will be the animals and the gardeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, it's like cultivating the gardens in heaven and.

[Josh]

Yeah, dude.

[Andy]

Yeah, dude.

[Lily]

What's so beautiful about Kelsey Denoon is that she's already living like she's a gardener in heaven because she literally just serves so joyfully. She has not a qualm in her wonderful. Sure enough, Kansas soul.

[Josh]

Need to get our T shirt. Yeah, she's the best.

[Andy]

Speaking of being the best, this thing that I was sent was absolutely crazy.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

And it has to do with the New Jersey UFOs.

[Lily]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

We got an update.

[Andy]

We got an update. And I'll tell you more about it.

[Josh]

Dude, that actually got me excited. Now I have to wait.

[Andrew]

I do know. I do know.

[Josh]

Is it legit?

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

Let's go. Shopping is hard, right? But I found a better way.

[Andy]

Stitch fix online. Personal styling makes it easy. I just give my stylist my size, style, and budget preferences.

[Josh]

I order boxes when I want and how I want.

[Andy]

No subscription required. And he sends just for me pieces, plus outfit recommendations and styling tips.

[Josh]

I keep what works and send back the rest. It's so easy.

[Andy]

Make style easy. Get started [e-mail] Spotify. That's stitchfix.com Spotify. Oh, Josh.

[Josh]

What's wrong?

[Andy]

Do you feel that breeze?

[Josh]

Yeah. Did someone open a window? What is that?

[Andy]

That feels like fall right around the corner.

[Josh]

It is a little chilly out here, is it not? Yes.

[Andrew]

Is it not?

[Josh]

I could use some. Almost like something to warm me up.

[Andrew]

Or something like maybe a hoodie or.

[Andy]

Crew neck or long sleeve tee.

[Josh]

Yeah, but where would I find one?

[Andy]

Maybe you can get yours [e-mail].

[Josh]

Yeah, but I need it, like, quickly, like within the next few days.

[Andy]

Hush, little boy. Hush little boy. Sunday cool has a 72 hour turnaround after odd approval.

[Andrew]

You're kidding me.

[Andy]

I'm not.

[Josh]

That's incredible.

[Andy]

It beats the cold breeze.

[Josh]

They say I feel warmer already.

[Andrew]

Good, good.

[Andy]

So go to sundaycool.com to get your fall gear up and ready to rock and roll for the leaves falling off the trees and people drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

[Josh]

I just ordered.

[Andy]

Oh, good. Sundaycool.com.

[Josh]

Thanks, man.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Josh]

What's your name again? Wawa. Can we quit Pretending Red vines and licorice are actually good.

[Andrew]

Really?

[Josh]

I just ate one. I spit it out in the bathroom trash can because I can't. It sounds. It tastes like you're chewing on a bungee cord.

[Andy]

Yeah, I don't like Red Vines all that much. I like Twizzlers.

[Lily]

Yeah, Twizzlers are infinite. Definitely better.

[Josh]

Hey, I just had to eat, like chips and salsa just to get the taste out of my mouth. It's terrible. Licorice is awful.

[Andy]

I remember when my dad had this company is this non profit called change this world. And we used to do, like, food packing stuff for sending to, like, third world countries. These are like meals.

[Josh]

Awesome.

[Andy]

It was super cool. It started by the process was a thing called kids against hunger. Super cool thing that we did. But we'd get donations all the time. And someone donated, like, literally a shipping container of stuff that they took off the shelf from, like, see, like CVS and Walgreens and stuff.

[Josh]

Sick.

[Andy]

And it was like all candy. And it's like, well, we can't send this because it's like just. That wouldn't work. And so I had literally probably 100 pounds of Twizzlers that I brought home.

[Josh]

And that's all you ate for a long time.

[Andy]

That's all I ate.

[Lily]

The person that donated it is listening to this right now. And they're like, oh, why did you guys call me, dude?

[Josh]

I had a friend call me one time and it was like, hey, this was the gas station they worked at. And they're like, hey, we're out. We're going out of business. They're shutting it down today. We just got word. And they knew I had a big church fan with no seats in it. They're like, come here. Grab whatever you want. And no joke. I walked in the next day into my house and I said, demi, are you ready? I got a surprise for you. She's like 2 years old the time. And I. I said, close your eyes. And you close your eyes. And I dropped this huge trash bag full of those juices with the animal, like the characters heads on it that are like four or five bucks that we never buy but she always wanted. And I said, you could have as many as you want now.

[Andrew]

That's so funny.

[Lily]

That's awesome.

[Andy]

Did you hear that? We had a question corner Question quarter.

[Josh]

Question corner with Lily with the questions fresh on her mind. You're make me wait.

[Andy]

Yep. Dang it.

[Lily]

Ready? We'll be quick.

[Josh]

Wrap it up.

[Lily]

Watch it. If you could replace your laugh with any animal Sound. What would you pick?

[Josh]

Stop laughing. No, that's a good one. That's actually pretty funny one.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Josh]

Okay. She's so sensitive.

[Andy]

A laugh.

[Josh]

Oh, man. I mean, I'm trying to think of the animal I just immediately went to. Like, a bird. Like a sandhill crane would be hilarious.

[Andy]

That would be crazy.

[Josh]

Be so obnoxious. Oh, I'm thinking, man, a hyena is too obvious. Right.

[Andy]

An elephant would be nuts.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

To an elk. Just. I'd probably do a pig, because I feel like that would help everyone laugh a little bit more.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

An actual pig.

[Andy]

I mean, a turkey would be fun, too.

[Josh]

I feel like people really do laugh like that, though.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

There's some people that I've met.

[Andrew]

What's. What's the frog that makes a sensual exhale?

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Andrew]

You haven't seen that?

[Andy]

I don't think so. Or I've seen the tur. A turtle or.

[Andrew]

That's what it is. It's a turtle. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, you guys.

[Josh]

Wait.

[Andy]

It's an animal.

[Andrew]

Someone starts laughing.

[Josh]

It's real nature.

[Andy]

Golly. Do you even care it's a turtle?

[Josh]

Only you're connecting the dots.

[Andy]

The turtle hugging a shoe.

[Josh]

Okay, what would you do?

[Lily]

A duck.

[Josh]

A duck? A duck. I don't know. A duck? I don't know.

[Andy]

Maybe a d. Oh, nice.

[Lily]

Thanks.

[Josh]

That's a good one.

[Lily]

On to Andrew.

[Andy]

On.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

I guess we're starting this.

[Josh]

Andrew has a reel for us. He's gonna show us right now. Right now. Right now.

[Andy]

Oh, no.

[Andrew]

Something happened in the settings.

[Andy]

Started playing back over.

[Lily]

Andy, we need that button.

[Andrew]

There's like.

[Josh]

Like, instead of like. Like, that's what she said, kind of. That's our new. That, like.

[Andrew]

I had a better real cuda, but it. It's. I think you guys would be angry about.

[Andy]

Oh, I did see that.

[Andrew]

How brutal it was.

[Josh]

I have a lot of reels to show you guys on Patreon because I'm just gonna waste your time.

[Andy]

All right, ready?

[Josh]

Oh, geez. I pulled a lily. I clicked it.

[Andy]

3, 2, 1, go.

[Andrew]

For the listeners. Someone snorkeling, kind of like in a scallop field. There's, like, stingrays swimming up my hair.

[Josh]

How beautiful is that? Oh, dude. My goodness.

[Andrew]

Bro, that's why you dive with a dive flag.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's.

[Josh]

But also, they hit the stingray, didn't they?

[Andy]

Well, I mean, I think it hit the stingray.

[Lily]

I wasn't paying attention to the stingray part.

[Andy]

Yeah, it was just the woman that was run over by a boat.

[Andrew]

Not the Stingray.

[Josh]

Yeah. That's crazy. I usually have a flag or a bobber. Right?

[Andrew]

That's what you're supposed to.

[Josh]

Gosh, yeah.

[Andrew]

I mean, but we don't know if that's. I guess you're not supposed to be.

[Andy]

Was that like, a sailboat or something?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Up.

[Andy]

She's lucky, dude. A catamaran that had a propeller in the back, bro.

[Andrew]

Taylor said, I can't show this. Taylor sent me that photo. You saw it?

[Andy]

Well, no. He's like, this is insane. He's like, do you want to see it? I'm like, what is it? He's like, it's someone's foot that got chopped up by a propeller on a boat.

[Lily]

Taylor.

[Andy]

No, I don't want to see that. I actually don't want to see that.

[Josh]

I feel like it was one of you guys that showed me. There was, like, a. Oh, no, it was my buddy. My brother. He was sitting down, and they had, like, some type of accident on the military base, and the guy's, like, leg was just destroyed. I mean, it's the most graphic thing. Bone skin ripped open. It's like the most graphic thing in the world. But it was because there was, you know, someone not paying attention. He wasn't like, whatever. There was a lesson to be learned in it. And he showed me at dinner, and the girls were there, and I wasn't gonna show the girls. And then later, Zola just. Zola is one of those people that just does not drop it. She's like, I want to see it. I want to see it. And I said. And so I had. I'm like, fine, okay, I'll show it to you. But I'm going to tell you, this is why we are safe and we do things. And she's like, whoa. Didn't affect her at all.

[Andy]

Really?

[Josh]

No.

[Andy]

That's crazy, dude.

[Andrew]

I'll tell you, I think. I think it'd be fun to get Lily's reaction to the photo.

[Andy]

Let me see.

[Lily]

That looks like this side of a foot.

[Andy]

Yeah. Wait, no, I kinda wanna see.

[Andrew]

Do you see?

[Josh]

Let me see.

[Lily]

It looks like a Hot Pocket.

[Andy]

Yeah, I wanna see it now, too.

[Lily]

Is that a Hot Pocket?

[Andy]

Mercy. That looks like a.

[Josh]

What happened?

[Andy]

That looks like a strawberry shoe.

[Josh]

Oh, that was a propeller.

[Andrew]

That's why it's spiraled.

[Lily]

Are those toes?

[Andrew]

Yes, Toenails. The toe bones have been.

[Josh]

Oh, that's brutal.

[Andrew]

Split.

[Josh]

Oh, man.

[Andy]

Sorry.

[Josh]

YouTube looks like a ciabatta bun.

[Andy]

You shouldn't show that.

[Andrew]

No.

[Andy]

Yeah, I You can't put that on.

[Josh]

I put on Patreon.

[Andy]

That looks like, you know, like the. Like the. The streusels or whatever. Yeah, like the strawberry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly.

[Lily]

Toaster strudel.

[Andy]

Stop doing that. Stop doing that.

[Lily]

Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out why it's square.

[Andrew]

Okay, it's gone. It's gone. I promise.

[Josh]

It does make me squirm a little bit.

[Andy]

Oh, my gosh, dude.

[Lily]

Speaking of, like, kids being fixated, we got this pirate book. Ada's been really into pirates. Yeah, we got it from the Eustace Library, and it's, like, supposed to be a diary of a Little Kid Pirate, but it's extremely graphic.

[Josh]

Really?

[Lily]

And we got in the kids section, and there is one scene where they're amputating someone's leg, and Cheshire radio. You go, whoops. You know what she says? She goes, mom, I saw it. She's like.

[Andy]

She was so curious of why this guy's leg was getting chopped off.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

I said, believe it or not, they're helping him.

[Josh]

I know this is really hard to understand.

[Andrew]

Did you guys see what they found in Egypt with the Simpsons?

[Andy]

No.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's kind of an older thing.

[Andrew]

But, yeah, it just came through my feed, so, you know, Marge is what she looks like.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, the hieroglyphic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or it was like a statue or something.

[Andrew]

Like the top of a sarcophagus.

[Andy]

Like, it's crazy.

[Josh]

Once again, Simpson's at it.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Lily]

Yeah, that's hilarious.

[Andrew]

I had a compilation of mid things in my phone for my segment and just dumped them.

[Andy]

Here's something not so mid.

[Josh]

Please tell us.

[Andy]

Actually, let's just skip it. The New Jersey Drone.

[Josh]

Let's go a year and a half. I mean, a half, a year later, what's going on with it?

[Andy]

Okay, so, okay, Daniel, our buddy Daniel, who does a lot of, like, cinematography stuff for, like, big dudes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Like FBI, Navy SEALs, three letter agencies. Yeah. Like, he's with these dudes all the time, and he's posting a story that actually blurs out a lot of stuff because he's not allowed to show a lot of stuff. He's at this, like, convention thing, and I'm not sure he put some letters that I have no idea what they mean, but it was like, 700 VIPs that were there. So I guess technologies stuff, you know, like government technologies, all this stuff. This. I'll just read what he said. He said there's a company out of New Jersey that showed up to Do a demo with us today for. Don't know. I don't even know if I'm something. Army, whatever. They have developed a flying drone, quote, car, and are the cause of all the UFO hysteria a few months back. The sightings were actually the company testing the capacity of the infrastructure by flying more than one at a time. They were also testing flight speed, stability, and flight times, as well as gathering data. The guy who piloted the car drone told me this. We also heard, but didn't bring it up, that they don't have to disclose these tests under a certain protection that covers technology for companies awarded government contracts, I. E. Lockheed Martin, Northrop, all that stuff. Yeah. And he sent me pictures and videos.

[Josh]

Sick of up close.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, man.

[Andy]

I mean, you watch the video. That's exactly what, like, what people are seeing in New Jersey.

[Josh]

Yes. So that thing's Matt. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm trying to look at, like, the people next to it, because, remember, people.

[Andy]

Are saying it looks like the size of, like, a pickup truck.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

[Andy]

But there, like, sounds like a helicopter, but it's not.

[Josh]

And they go underwater.

[Andy]

Where did you get that?

[Lily]

Well, a bunch of the drones were coming up from the water.

[Josh]

Yeah, like, that's what they were saying.

[Andy]

Oh, I don't know about that. That was like, one report.

[Josh]

Wild.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

I mean, that makes sense for all of the. The lights that are, like, fed. Really required.

[Lily]

I wonder. Maybe they. Maybe they were on a naval. Like a dark Navy ship. Andy.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

He also sent a picture of that.

[Josh]

Makes sense.

[Andy]

It's a giant drone that releases smaller drones.

[Andrew]

Gosh. Star Wars.

[Josh]

I mean, this is iRobot, dude.

[Andy]

And I asked him, I said, can I talk about this stuff? And he's like, yeah, he posted the.

[Andrew]

Flying clip to his story. That's where I saw.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So the video I just seen, that's a big drone that releases small drones.

[Andrew]

That's insane.

[Josh]

Holy moly.

[Andy]

Yeah, dude, this. This hysteria. They literally legally did not have to disclose what they were doing.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Because of government contracts, dude.

[Josh]

I bet they were freaking out all the press they were getting.

[Andy]

Which leads me to another story, which is insane.

[Lily]

Wait, can I ask? Are these. Are they surveilling people with these drones or are they killing?

[Andy]

That one is.

[Andrew]

Oh, that's such a good question. Because if they don't have to disclose their flight logs, what they're doing as they test. Well, what if it's a recon drone? They don't have to disclose any of their recon tests.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

So they could Literally be collecting data in the R D development phase. I mean, I'm sure there's got to be.

[Andy]

The loopholes are absolutely insane of what these government contractors can get away with.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And they're put there on purpose.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Which leads me to this next story.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

Okay. So I just saw this documentary I watched on YouTube. It's on YouTube. We can put a link somewhere, but it's called the Program. And it just came out like this month. I remember seeing a trailer for it, like half a year ago or something. They interviewed just a ton of people within the US Government about the UFO disclosure and stuff. But he mentioned this one memo. And I printed it out and read it all. It's called the Admiral Wilson Memo.

[Lily]

Look at you prepared this guy.

[Andy]

And it's insane. So it's basically between this guy is Dr. Eric Davis and Admiral. What's his name? Admiral Wilson. Thomas R. Wilson. Admiral Thomas R. Wilson, who is. Or was. Sorry, the Director of Defense Intelligence Agency. So the dia.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And it was this basically meeting that they had. So Dr. Eric Davis, he is a astrophysicist and aerospace engineer.

[Josh]

Cool.

[Andy]

And so he's done a lot of like government contract kind of work stuff. And he reached out to this guy, Commander Will Miller, who was a commander in the U.S. navy. And apparently Miller, new connections with the UFO disclosure. I always forget the word retrieval programs. And so this guy Eric Davis reached out to Commander Will Miller. And Will Miller, this is his note back to Eric Davis. Dr. Eric Davis basically was like, yeah, I can give you all this information. He's like, it's going to take me probably eight hours to collect. He's like, so I do charge.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

For my time or whatever. But he mentioned some crazy stuff in here. Like this, like in the letter. I'm just like reading. I'm like, this is nuts. This is read in Congress, by the way.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

Yeah. So it's a legit.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Memo. He's talking about this guy's profession and stuff. And he's like, oh, yeah, I've heard about you. He's like, what do you say? Force model of the university. He's talking about this. Him potentially going and working with this one university with planned experiments in ltt, which is levitation, teleportation and time travel. Whoa. Just casually drops that in there. I'm like, okay. And so that got me, like, super, like, okay. I wanted to see what all this is all about. So Dr. Davis to Admiral Wilson. They met behind a government building in the parking lot. And it goes like, admiral Admiral Wilson pulls up in a car, there's two soldiers with them. They get out of the car, they go inside and he's out there talking. So that this memo is the entire meeting? Basically, yeah. But he won. This part was crazy. Admiral Wilson says, very furious face, very angry about Miller. Commander Miller, facial expressions tense. Angry voice. Angry voice. Said, he said violated personal and professional trust, especially among intelligence colleagues, Navy officers. There's Navy camaraderie among officers. Brotherhood. Violated that in confidentiality. And then Dr. Davis said, how? Miller said Miller told Greer, Stephen Greer, who's at the forefront of all this disclosure stuff, their connection, who knows who melts? He and Greer told. So pretty confidential stuff. And this guy is super mad. That commander, what's his name, Miller just like came out and said all this stuff.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Andy]

So he's questioned about it. And this is crazy. He basically. So he's asking about this retrieval program, all this stuff. And Admiral Wilson basically was like, so I found the company, our contractor who's doing this stuff, called them. Let's see, hold on, let me track this. So many notes that also they talked a lot about the disclosure of MJ or. Yeah, MJ 12, which we talked about, you know, the Majestic 12.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

And if it's real or not. And this one guy, Commander Miller, said it's absolutely real.

[Josh]

They're talking about it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Did he talk about it at Congress or.

[Andy]

No, this is all within the memo. Okay, so they brought up the memo. Have you heard of this memo? Talking to these government contractors, whatever they're like, No, I never heard of it. Of course they haven't.

[Josh]

Is this the Congress meeting that happened just last week?

[Andy]

No, this is. This is a couple of years ago or a year ago or whatever. So he wanted to go meet with this company and he basically called them and said, you guys are working way outside of your authority. The fact that there's all these funds pouring through my department going to you, and I have no idea what you guys are doing, something needs to change. And they basically said he said they needed to discuss this, his demand. And so he hung up. He got a call two days later and they said they don't want to talk on phone and arrange a face to face meeting at their facility. And so he went 10 days later, flew out there, met in their conference room with a SEC in a secure vault. Wow, three people show up to meet this admiral. Yeah, it was a program director, a corporate attorney and a security director, NSA retired CI expert. And they called themselves the Watch committee, or gatekeepers and so he was meeting with them and they were basically like, we basically pulled this meeting together to show or to tell you you have zero access. You will never get access to this stuff. And it's like. Because we, the contractor, don't have to tell you anything. Yeah, because of these government loopholes and stuff.

[Josh]

But he could pull the funding, couldn't he?

[Andy]

No, he's not in charge of the funding. He's just a director. So it's like this whole. So he went back and met with his personnel and was mad and was yelling at him. He's like, yo, I need access to this stuff. And they said, stop pursuing it.

[Lily]

It.

[Andy]

And if you don't stop pursuing it, you will get zero promotions and will take away your stars.

[Josh]

So just shut up and shut up.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Gosh.

[Andy]

But then there they went on and it's like, well, what? What? Dr. Davis is like, well, what was. What were they talking about? Let me find it. Oh yes. Were there any politicians involved in this company? He said, zero politicians, no White House names, no president, no congressional people, no congressional staffers. So yeah, whatever.

[Josh]

Powerful people we've never even heard of. That's the scary thing is that all this stuff that's helping run the government is just who we see.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

There are probably just so many people that have so much power and authority that have been around for years that we wouldn't even recognize their names.

[Andy]

Oh yeah, Dang. None of these people work for government. He said some of them that he saw on the list, he said, well, who's on the list? He's like, I can't tell you. That's a core secret. He said, yeah. And he's like, but I recognize some people that work at the Pentagon. That's all he could say. But. So Admiral was the name. Admiral Wilson started talking or Dr. Davis is like, okay, so what do they say? It was, see, program manager said that they were working on not any weapons program, not any intelligence program, not any special ops or logistics logistics programs. Doesn't fit these categories. I asked what they were. Then the project manager of this company said, it gave a loud groan. Security director and attorney said it's okay to say it. Like, just say like what we're working on broadly. And then Dr. Davis is like, say what? And he said they were reverse engineering. They were a reverse engineering program. Something recovered years ago. In the past, technology, technological hardware was recovered. And they said so I thought they meant recovered Soviet, Chinese, etc hardware and reverse engineered it like a missile or intel platform or aircraft actually came to the meeting expecting to find a sensitive foreign collection in reverse engineering program thought, quote, UFOs was used for a cover for that. So I said that and they said they weren't that either.

[Josh]

So he's saying it's not foreign, it's not something that they. Yeah.

[Andy]

They had program manager talking a craft, an intact craft believed that could fly. Space, air, water, dimensions.

[Lily]

Wow.

[Andy]

Was it from overseas or not? He said no, could not be possible. Why? I asked where did it come from? Program manager said they didn't know where it was from. They had some ideas on this. It was technology that was not of this Earth, not made by man, not by human hands.

[Josh]

So interesting.

[Andy]

Crazy.

[Josh]

That is crazy. I mean, it just confirms everything though. Like it's just. But to talk. We talk about this in 2025 and being brought up in Congress and also just goes back to the last conversation we had with Blurry about like, where are they making these.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Physical ships.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Where do they come from? Like, it's not. I mean, it can't be here on Earth. Like it's.

[Andy]

That's why basically what this, all this shows. I probably completely butchered this whole thing because there's so much information in it and there's. Everyone should read this. This is actually insane. But what it's showing is that this whole UFO disclosure thing, it will never happen.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And that's what this documentary is basically talking about the program, if you're a part of the program or not. Because if you're not part of the program, you'll never know. The US people will never know because these government contractors, these private entities, legally do not have to say anything and nor will they. Why would they, like even pressured? They'll just be like, deny, deny, deny.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And like this guy who's an admiral, went to meet with these people. They said, we just brought you here to tell you you have zero access to any of this stuff. We'll tell you that as a craft and we're reverse engineering it and it's not made by humans. That's all we're going to tell you.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Now get out of here.

[Josh]

Yeah. No more questions.

[Andrew]

But like, why do that? Like, what's, what's the advantage?

[Lily]

Maybe just like, get them off.

[Andy]

Yeah. Well, this guy, Admiral, Admiral Wilson, told Dr. Davis, he said, if you blow my trust, I'll deny meeting you. Deny everything. Said won't meet with any more people without clearance to talk about this topic. Too risky because of security violations. Just by mentioning it. Very tightly held info. Absurdly closely held subject Matter Never seen anything like this program in Black Programs, Community. So he was just told, like, this is what it is. Stop pursuing it. Yeah, that's it.

[Josh]

Yeah. Keep your job. Quit asking questions.

[Lily]

Geez, you're not in the cool kids club.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

How cool would be to see one of those crafts up close?

[Andy]

Be crazy.

[Josh]

They blow your mind.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, just not even understanding, like, what material it is, how it was built. Like, that must be fascinating, is what I said.

[Andy]

Did that make sense of everything I said?

[Josh]

Yeah, I was following it. Yeah.

[Andrew]

It's gonna have those. Whatever they're reverse engineering, though. Like, it has to be material that is at least incredibly similar to what we have. Because if it's. If you. If you walk up and it's some, like, luminescent goo, you're gonna be like, what? I don't know how to make that. But, like, if it is a metal or like something where, like, our science is semi applicable to it, like, there has to be.

[Josh]

But that could be why it's taking so long. They've been doing it four years is because they have to bring in these minds and people that can try to understand it. I mean, like, who knows how deep it actually goes?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Who knows if this is the craft they found in Roswell?

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And they're still working on it, and they still have no idea.

[Andy]

Yeah. Hey, new hat.

[Andrew]

Go.

[Andy]

Sundaycoolswag.com get your new camo hat.

[Lily]

Where'd that come from?

[Andy]

But yeah, apparently this guy, Admiral Wilson, when he was meeting with these three dudes, the watch committee.

[Josh]

Weird.

[Andy]

He asked them also about Roswell and MJ12 and leaked documents, and they just denied. But they mentioned MJ12 like, like 10 times in this thing. And they're like, it's real.

[Lily]

That's so weird.

[Andy]

The dude in the Navy's like, yeah, it's real.

[Josh]

Yeah. We got to look more into them.

[Andy]

I know.

[Lily]

Did we talk about the significance of it being 12? Did we ever poke on that?

[Josh]

We mentioned it.

[Andy]

Yeah, we mentioned it.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It's crazy, though.

[Lily]

Yeah. It's just like the inverse.

[Andy]

But this guy, Admiral Wilson, he came back after this meeting. He was talking to another guy. He said, gansler. So I guess he's a director of some other intelligence thing. He briefed him on something, whatever. And Dr. Davis said, what did Gantzler say to you? He said, UFOs are real, so called alien abductions are not real. And he said, what else? He said, just drop the matter. That's all you need to know.

[Josh]

How can the things Be real. But the abductions can't be, like. Because then you don't even understand, like, if you don't know the creatures that are behind it, then you don't know what are these spaceships for?

[Andy]

Yeah. Well, that gets you into, like, what Boris talked about a lot about alien abductions. Often are, like, the satanic ritual abuse things.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Which is incredibly demonic stuff.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Super dark.

[Andy]

So that just confused me more.

[Josh]

Yeah. I mean, it just confirms, but it's also like. That doesn't explain anything. Man, that's so cool.

[Andy]

What's her face?

[Lily]

Very interesting.

[Andy]

The congresswoman that follows us on Ninjas.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Was it Anna?

[Josh]

We need to get her on.

[Andy]

She was just on Joe Rogan.

[Josh]

No way.

[Andy]

Yeah. Representative Anna Paulina Luna. And she was talking about the disclosure stuff, and she's like, she's seen the proof that it is interdimensional vehicles. And Joe Rogan's like, what's the proof? And she just, like. It was like this whole, like, going around the thing, like, never. He's like, that's super broad.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

He's like, what's the proof?

[Josh]

Yeah. I mean, how do you prove interdimensional.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Yeah. We don't even understand dimensions. How would we understand how to travel through dimensions or even be able to theorize? I don't know.

[Andy]

I guess if you are staring at something and then it disappears. Yeah.

[Andrew]

That still trips me out whenever I think of that story.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Big time.

[Lily]

Wow.

[Andy]

It's crazy.

[Josh]

So scary.

[Lily]

Wild.

[Andy]

Speaking of scary, you hear about Trump sending in the national guard into Washington, D.C.

[Lily]

I didn't. Is it in response to that act of violence that happened or something? There was.

[Andy]

I think they're kind of just using that as a. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

He's claiming it. You know, it's because there's a crime wave, but statistically, crime Is down. Is down for the past two years.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Which I think is funny that a lot of people are, like, saying that. I made this comment to Josh yesterday. It's like how people are, you know, complaining, all this stuff, but it's like, then you're saying that the crime has been down under Trump for two years. So they're admitting it. And so I know. I know they probably don't like saying that, but also, like, it's like, like, yeah, it doesn't make sense. And my whole thing is, I always thought that military parade was really strange because they brought in so many tanks and trucks and all this stuff. And I was like. I had a feeling something was going to, like, happen on the parade day. But I was like, no, nothing did, but no one showed up. Not a lot of people showed up. And it was. People considered a flop. But what if that was an excuse to get a lot of military equipment into Washington D.C. without throwing up any flags? And now you have the National Guard there. It's like, what is happening? What's going to happen?

[Lily]

That's interesting. I can understand, like, his. I feel like a lot of, like what he does is like a big PR getting to. And if our. If our nation's capital is in disarray, even if crime is down, but crime is still high, wouldn't you want to clean it up so that it. I don't know.

[Andy]

Yeah. Typically you don't send in the US Military to do that.

[Lily]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[Andy]

It's a pretty big step.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

There's a couple of conspiracy theories with this.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

One is diversion.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So taking the story away from the Epstein files.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

A lot of stuff has been happening. Yeah.

[Andy]

So that's one theory. The other theory, which is, I. This is completely a conspiracy theory, but it's a little spooky.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It's him testing out this idea, which I think he has mentioned, not 100% sure on that. Of places called Freedom Cities, where basically these Freedom Cities will be controlled not by US Government, not by federalized government, but by corporations.

[Lily]

Pardon?

[Andy]

So corporations basically like CEO kings of these cities.

[Lily]

No, that's not real.

[Andy]

Listen, and the theory is he's starting with D.C. it's like testing out the waters a little bit, but in hopes to giving DC over to Peter Thiel.

[Josh]

Dude, like. Like a test subject.

[Andy]

Yeah. Because of Palantir and all this stuff. He wants to make Peter Thiel this not. I'm not saying he wants to. This is a theory. All right. I'm pretty crazy.

[Lily]

A pretty control theory.

[Andy]

But it's like this, what they call it the. The tech aristocrats. How do you say it? You know what I'm talking about.

[Josh]

No, I don't.

[Andy]

That's like a terminology. It's like technology aristocrats or something like that. Technocrats. That's it.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Josh]

Nailed it.

[Andy]

So basically making the Technocrats the rulers of the nation.

[Josh]

That would be great. Social experiment.

[Lily]

Terrible.

[Josh]

I mean, because you're testing out all the AI surveillance and stuff. And I mean, it sounds like just like a purge city.

[Andrew]

Yeah, I just searched it. Yes. Donald Trump has indeed talked about Freedom Cities, and those cities are envisioned as privately governed or corporately guided zones, effectively operating with minimal federal regulation. This aligns closely with the idea of corporate rule layered over government oversight or a corporatized model of city state governance. It's a libertarian idea, which.

[Andy]

Peter Thiel is a libertarian. He's been very vocal about that.

[Lily]

Is he. Is it saying more so the structure of the government is like a corporation, or is he saying billionaires are going to rule that the nation?

[Andy]

It'll be corporations running these cities.

[Andrew]

This says in March 2023, Trump proposed creating up to 10 new Freedom Cities on underdeveloped federal land. Which gets to like all of that land grab stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

But he promoted these as, quote, Quantum Leap and American Standard of Living. End quote. Aimed at reigniting frontier style innovation, boosting homeownership and bypassing current bureaucratic constraints. And that's a negative spin. Calling it current like bureaucracy or like owned land. You know, I mean, like, you can call that bureaucracy if you want, but.

[Josh]

Is Mark Zuckerberg going to be the king of Hawaii?

[Andy]

Probably.

[Josh]

Desantis is just full king in Florida.

[Andy]

Aloha, aloha, my mahalo.

[Josh]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Andy]

You know, you know, I don't trust is the US Government. You know who I really don't trust are these billionaire corporations.

[Lily]

But what's.

[Andy]

Because they're already controlling the government. He's like, there's too many bribes too.

[Andrew]

I'm getting in. I'm getting rid of all that. Also, the guy's bribing the American government. I want them to rule over you without oversight.

[Lily]

Wasn't it all, like, wasn't his whole appeal that he was going to dismantle this like. Yep, we've been bamboozled.

[Josh]

Cincinnati is going to be like, owned by the guy that runs TikTok. And it's just going be like an influencer city. Be great.

[Andrew]

He wants to be king of New York, dude.

[Andy]

But you think of like the Peter Thiel connection. We're, we're mentioning Peter Till so much that when he does take over, we're definitely on the top of the list.

[Josh]

Of being taken care of.

[Andy]

Being taken care of. Right. Peter Till, because we're big supporters of you.

[Josh]

We love you.

[Andy]

We think what you're doing is really cool.

[Josh]

Honestly, my favorite color now.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, I'll hear him out. Yeah. He's a libertarian. He's always said that. But he's voiced so much of how our current structure of democracy does not work.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

And so. But he is really good friends with Trump. He was the primary source of getting JD Vance elected as vice president.

[Lily]

Right.

[Andy]

He has one of the Largest AI contracts with the US Government, with Palantir. He's in everything now.

[Josh]

He's in the medical industry.

[Andrew]

And he wants transhumanism to replace humanism.

[Andy]

Yes. It's like.

[Josh]

And anyone who resists, there's just going.

[Andrew]

To be a robot city.

[Andy]

There might be.

[Josh]

That'd be a great test. Like, just, like, give, like, dude, one city in South Dakota is just like, no one. Come here. We're testing out some trains to humanism stuff. Dude.

[Andrew]

Imagine, like, the horror film that you could make when you get to the final boss, and it's Peter Thiel, and you're talking, and then you realize you're talking to a robot. And Peter Thiel has his face, but he taps.

[Josh]

He taps on your shoulder behind you. I'm right here.

[Andrew]

His humanity is gone.

[Josh]

Dude, you see Trump on the top of the White House?

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Walking around. They're like, what are you doing on the roof?

[Josh]

He looked like Michael Scott on the roof.

[Andy]

He's like, walking. Walking's good for your health. Good for your health.

[Josh]

They're like. He's like. They're like, what are you gonna do? He's like, I'm gonna build something. They're like, what are you gonna build?

[Andy]

He's like, something beautiful.

[Josh]

It was so random.

[Andy]

Yeah. They're building a new White house ballroom.

[Josh]

Really?

[Andy]

$200 million project, like, worth it.

[Lily]

He's privately financing it, though.

[Andy]

Yeah, I know. Oh, but you're important to know he's also altering the White House.

[Lily]

I would want to. I would want to leave my stamp, I guess.

[Andy]

They did put a bowling alley in there at one point, so.

[Josh]

Yeah. That's great, man.

[Andrew]

He's just on the phone with Dana White. Where do you want it?

[Lily]

What would you do?

[Josh]

Well, what's your one addition to the White House?

[Andy]

Trampoline park or something?

[Josh]

Yeah, all the hallways have those, like, running trampolines.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

I think mine would be, like, kid related, too. I think I would want to put in, like, a really cool, cute playground.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Maybe it has one. I've never been there.

[Josh]

I would just have one section just literally sponsored by Dave and Busters. It's pure white, beautiful. And then over there is just LEDs.

[Lily]

Andrew would have, like, a shooting ranger.

[Andrew]

That was literally the answer.

[Josh]

Shooting off the White House.

[Andy]

They do have a shooting range in.

[Andrew]

It, like a archery tack horse.

[Andy]

Do they? Yeah, it's for the Secret Service. I think they practice and stuff.

[Josh]

That's sick.

[Andy]

Shooting people. Speaking of shooting people.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Which don't do ever. I saw this interview with this guy, very short interview. It was tick tock, but it was from an interview. Don't know who this guy is. Yeah, he seemed important, but he's wearing.

[Josh]

He was wearing a suit. He's got to be.

[Andy]

He was talking about, basically since World War II, 70 years, there's been over 300 activations of nuclear missiles.

[Lily]

What?

[Andy]

Basically he's like, that's 300 people hitting the button, doing all this stuff. 300 activations of nuclear missiles to kill people, start wars. Every single one of those 300 activations of nuclear missiles have been intercepted or stopped by a UFO or something that they see.

[Lily]

Excuse. Excuse me.

[Andy]

That's what he said. And he said it's either somehow our future selves stopping us, or we're surrounded by intelligence. Intelligences that we don't understand.

[Josh]

Yeah, we keep hearing that theme over and over and over again. He said this is not like that pilot source.

[Andy]

He said people high up. He said, but there's been over 300 activations in all. 300 times it's been stopped by something.

[Lily]

I don't know what to say there. Okay. Like for fear of sounding dumb, can you have like a nuclear missile that's not catastrophic or he's talking about like a war starting.

[Andy]

War starting, nuclear missile from which countries?

[Lily]

Like, how do we not know?

[Andy]

When you think about 70 years, there's been primarily two or three.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

US, Russia does, North Korea. Yeah.

[Josh]

300 times. That's crazy. I mean, that goes back.

[Lily]

Has wanted to nuke somebody or the other way.

[Andy]

Yeah, we don't know. Yeah, maybe.

[Andrew]

I mean, that's why I go back to, you know, Jim Carrey in Hawaii. Like, I'm. Something was on its way.

[Lily]

Yeah, yeah, yes, true that.

[Andrew]

There's no way that the panic button gets pushed without like 20 levers.

[Lily]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew]

Are you sure?

[Josh]

Yeah. That's not just an accidental text.

[Andy]

Yeah. Right after that, I saw this clip of this documentary that we're on watch by Vice, you know Vice.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And they interviewed the British Atomic Veterans. So apparently after World War II, they did. Did an insane amount of nuclear testing, like blowing up nukes. And they used a lot of soldiers for experiments to, like, on ships, like in the ocean. And some of the clips they were talking about, like, so they would be on a ship in the ocean and they would set off a nuke and they'd say, okay, now cover your eyes with your hands. And they said with the brightness and radiation that these nukes put off, they said they could literally see their bones.

[Josh]

Bones, bro.

[Andy]

Through their skin. And One guy said, talking to the interviewer, he said, if the bomb were to blow up behind you and I was staring at you, he said, I could see every bone in your body.

[Lily]

And what. What kind of cancers do these men have today?

[Andy]

I don't know. They're all old dudes, so.

[Lily]

That's amazing.

[Andy]

Probably all, like, superhumans.

[Josh]

That's crazy. Yeah, it's like, literally holding. Like, holding a flashlight or something kind of similar, but just fully this.

[Andy]

And you would see, dude, your bones in your hand.

[Josh]

That's so scary.

[Lily]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You think you're dying night.

[Andy]

Yeah, big time, he said. And then it was like, you could. It was this bright light. He said it wasn't. He said it was just white.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And you would see your skeleton. And then he said the immense heat that came from it. And then, like, it was said. He's loud, and it was crazy. So I want to watch this because it sounds super fascinating.

[Josh]

The tan lines would have been crazy.

[Lily]

Your buddy's wearing. He put on his bait, Sue. He took all of us close. We could get a tan.

[Josh]

You see, Versace is suing that guy. He put, like, stickers all over him, like a Versace bag, and he went and got a tan, and so he just had a full print of a Versace. Versace is, like, suing him, apparently.

[Andy]

Why?

[Josh]

I don't.

[Lily]

Because Louis Vuitton.

[Josh]

Louis Vuitton. Sorry. Yeah. I don't know. But, yeah, it's super funny, but he's just walking around full tan, but he's got all these marks in the stars. It's hilarious.

[Lily]

I. I would think that that was a marketing thing.

[Josh]

Why would you do a free billboard? Why don't we have, like. When you think of, like, nuclear testing videos, we have a ton from, like, the 1900s. We have a ton. Like, the. Like. I remember the one in the water and like.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Wait. Why don't we have any new footage?

[Andy]

Because I think we don't really test them all that much. I think something was passed where you're not allowed to necessarily set them off anymore, but you have to test them.

[Josh]

If you're building or testing, maybe you.

[Andy]

Could test the components.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

I mean, yeah, they dropped duds, like, without the warhead, armed. When I. When I lived in Fort Walton beach, they. I don't know if they were nuclear, but it was crazy. They'd be like, hey, they're. They're doing tests, and it'd be, like, you know, an hour away out in the middle of the woods, and they'd just be dropping just nothing but metal and even that like all the pictures on the wall go like when those would hit.

[Andy]

That's not so why files. He just did this video about the. I think it was a three eye Atlas. Whatever comet is supposed to come close to us. And he did the whole scenario. Like if it hit Earth, it basically would destroy Earth.

[Josh]

Yeah. And it doesn't take much. Right. He said like a supernova giving off a tiny bit of energy pushes it. It's done.

[Andy]

Yeah. But the fact that scientists really around the world aren't necessarily working together together to divert these comets like if they do get close. And one thing is you're not allowed because you would be like Bruce Willis it and put a nuke on this comment. Right?

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You're not allowed to do that because there's a worldwide treaty that there's not a lot the. You're not allowed to have nuclear missiles or warheads in space.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So it's like maybe we should just change that for testing to see if a comment.

[Lily]

Yeah. Or let's just collaborate on it. Like that's what I. I don't understand this idea of like it being like a one and done scenario. Like if we do the this one time now, now there's gonna be a million nukes in space. It's like if we all talk about it like communication is key, you guys.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Maybe that's naive.

[Andrew]

I mean.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Everybody leverages anything. Then you got somebody saying well our scientists see something's going to be here on this day so we need to get up there.

[Lily]

Which that movie is fantastic by the way. If you've not seen that everybody go watch Armageddon.

[Andy]

It is great.

[Josh]

Never seen it by the way. And that one in Independence Day. I feel like are like kind of conversation. Yeah.

[Andy]

This week. That's your homework.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

Because we're not. We're not filming together basically for three more episodes.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But the. The office ruined the ending for me. I know, I know.

[Andrew]

Thing I haven't seen all three of.

[Lily]

Those and I don't wanna miss a thing. That's how the whole song in that movie. Another thing to watch ninjas not to transition. Joshua is Joe Rogan's episode with Chad Hicks. Did you guys watch it?

[Josh]

No. But he's been talking about it.

[Lily]

I. I have not heard a gospel presentation like that probably in my lifetime. I mean three hours of gooseies, you guys.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

For reals.

[Josh]

That's awesome.

[Lily]

This man is on it.

[Andy]

What's so cool. He's an ultra Marathon runner. Right. And they didn't talk about that, basically, until, like, the last 10 minutes. Barely, really. But the whole time he was just telling Joe Rogan about Jesus, basically.

[Josh]

So cool.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, super Georgian southern accent.

[Josh]

Not even just Joe Rogan, but think of the millions of people who are listening to that.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

It's the coolest thing in the world.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

What a great opportunity.

[Andrew]

We should go to Georgia. Because he does that monthly.

[Lily]

I know. Like, I told Josh that.

[Andrew]

Let's do it.

[Andy]

So if it involves running, I'm out.

[Andrew]

He's like, I'm not running 24 hours.

[Andy]

Yeah. That's insane.

[Josh]

I'll bring you.

[Andy]

It is. Like, it was at the three. Oh.

[Lily]

Or the 307 project.

[Andy]

Three project. Yeah. But it. Yeah.

[Andrew]

Everybody pushes each other to keep going. It's not about getting anywhere. It's just like, keep going. Let's do it.

[Andy]

So running for 24 hours is that basically it? I'm good.

[Josh]

No, thank you.

[Andy]

I walk in the morning and it hurts my knee.

[Andrew]

So where. Where are you at? I haven't checked the app.

[Andy]

Yeah. You're killing me right now.

[Lily]

Everyone, Everyone, it.

[Josh]

I'm not even download.

[Andrew]

Not even working out.

[Josh]

Everyone download the app.

[Andy]

Journey Hike or Fantasy Hike?

[Josh]

Fantasy Hike. It's a. A fantasy hike to Mordor, and it tracks your real steps, and it. You. It shows you the path on how close you are to Mordor. So you have a little catching up to do. But download it.

[Andy]

Me, Andy, and Andrew are racing right now. Andrew's winning with 36.9 miles. I'm in second with 31.4. And then Andy's 22.3.

[Josh]

The thing is, I forgot my phone multiple times, and that ticks me off because you can't just, like, adjust it.

[Andy]

Dude, I've been so. Like, if I walk even in the house, if I walk anywhere, I would grab my phone and put it in my pocket. Yeah.

[Josh]

Kelsey has that Apple watch, and so I think she's gonna start doing it too.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Because you could sync your Apple watch.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smart, smart, smart, smart.

[Andy]

No, it's also smart. It's going to Patreon right after this. Patreon.com forward/ninjas or butterflies, because we have some crazy stuff up. I want you to tell Lily the story of the Mexican pilot.

[Josh]

Yes, Mr. Perez, the pilot. It's terrifying. We talked about on the live last week with Ruslan. Spooky. Very, very spooky. Speaking of nuclear stuff. Yeah, big time.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Beast of Jebu Dawn.

[Andy]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Or do you want to save it? No, let's do it.

[Andrew]

We can do it. Yeah, Patreon. It's half researched.

[Andy]

Okay, so we got that. Also YouTube membership, guys. We got a. We got a nice little posse here on YouTube. That's dope.

[Josh]

You don't get as much as you do on Patreon, but it's still. You get early access, you get full episodes. I mean, we're gonna be doing extra episodes. Little tiny perks here and there as well for the YouTubes and we might even do, like, member live videos only.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Patreon and members only.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

That'd be kind of fun. So definitely make sure Patreon also has swag. Everything like that. But Speaking of swag, sundaycool.com if you work at a church or corporation or business or know somebody that does, they need merch, they need hats, they need stickers, they need shirts. We do that here. All right, so go to sundaycool.com order today. So you're shaking your head at me. You're like, we don't do that anymore. We don't do shirts anymore.

[Lily]

Is it fruit fly?

[Andy]

Dude, what is with these fruit flies?

[Josh]

Yeah, there's got to be something.

[Lily]

I mean, obviously there's something. It could be anything. It could be under this rug. It could be tucked away in one of these nooks.

[Andy]

I didn't see them until Lily walked in.

[Josh]

Ooh, that's actually true.

[Lily]

Dude, I heard this. Watch it. I heard the scariest ghost story. Maybe I'll tell it to you guys on the Patreon.

[Josh]

Oh, definitely. Ghost story from Lily. Are you kidding me? You got to go to patreon.com we love you guys so much.

[Andy]

Love you.

[Josh]

Anything else I need to do? Florida torto.com Limited seats left.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

October, baby. We're going live in Jacksonville, Tampa, and Orlando. Come see us live. Come hang out with us. And the bible is funny with Mr. Anthony Russo. Mr. Tim.

[Andy]

Gonna be a real fun show, people.

[Josh]

Absolutely. We love you guys so much.

[Andy]

Love you guys. Bye bye bye, dolphin.

[Lily]

What you're about to see w may.

[Andrew]

Disturb you nominal if any of you.

[Andy]

Know what these multi decade UAP are.

[Josh]

Aliens. Bottle nose fish pics. There's a massive police response Dolphin style attack. Sam.