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Josh
Hold on to your trashers, folks, because the government's been experimenting on the US population for a long time.
Clarissa
And we got the proof.
Andy
And here's the update. The alien mothership. Yep, you gets it. It's here before you know it and it's coming at us fast.
Clarissa
And what's the conspiracy behind your wisdom teeth? Are they using them for stem cells or is it something worse?
Andy
Ooh, we go now. You're lying. Say the line. Say the line. Yes, you do. You have a lie.
Josh
You have to be joking.
Andy
It's the final thing we say in every intro of all time, guys.
Clarissa
Energy. This power is.
Lily
This power.
Andy
This power is brought to you. This power.
Josh
I cut her off.
Clarissa
I cut her off. That's my fault.
Lily
This podcast is brought to you. Empowered by Sunday. Cool. Watch this.
Josh
Yeah, thank you.
Andy
This power.
Josh
There you go. Yeah, just a little bit. Test, test, test, test, test. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Ow.
Andy
You okay?
Lily
Oh, gosh, it's good. Get it out.
Andy
Get what out, Lil? Get what out?
Lily
Why are you getting so mad at me?
Josh
Who said we're mad at you?
Lily
Look at Andy right now.
Josh
Who said we're mad at you? Not me.
Andy
Not me.
Josh
What time is it?
Andy
No, 1057.
Clarissa
Do you think we can go to lunch at intermission?
Josh
I mean, we might as well.
Clarissa
Yeah, it'll be about noon.
Andy
Lost 30 minutes.
Lily
Let it be known for the record that I had asked Josh, hey, can I get there? 9:30? Ish.
Josh
No, you said 10. And he's like, no, you said, then.
Lily
No, come at 10:30. I can't help that. Clarissa sits right next to the bathroom and we hopped into a quick chat.
Andy
You can't help that. Actually, it's literally the one thing you can control.
Josh
Say, hey, love to talk to you. Let me talk to you after.
Andy
But she's not going to be here after. Oh, wait, she works your nine to five. Oh, wait. I don't know if I could do today's pod.
Clarissa
That cup scares me.
Lily
The contents of it?
Clarissa
No, just the.
Josh
With a.
Clarissa
It's very Close to the boom.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
You know, I spilled my first one.
Josh
Precarious.
Andy
Word of the day.
Lily
Good one.
Andy
Precarious.
Josh
Almost said promiscuous.
Lily
Ada's the lady that runs the front desk. Ms. Lafferty called ADA precocious.
Andy
What? What did you say? Take it back.
Clarissa
All just staring at you, waiting for another context clue.
Lily
I guess it means that you are just skilled at something prior to the age of expecting to be good at something. Yeah, like you're advanced.
Andy
Crying.
Josh
Isn't that a. Isn't that a song in, like, an old movie?
Lily
Yeah. Yeah. Precocious. It's in Mary Poppins.
Josh
Is it?
Andy
Sing it.
Lily
Even though the sound of it is always quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.
Josh
Supercalifragils it. Guys.
Andy
Is that a real word?
Josh
That big one, Supercalifragil? I don't know.
Andy
Or do they make it up for the song? Either way, it's genius. But still, it does make me wonder if there's actual definition to it. I wish there was a way we could find out.
Josh
Who are we talking to the other day that said Mary Poppins was a witch?
Lily
She kind of was.
Andy
I think it was me.
Josh
I feel like we're.
Andy
No, we talk. We're talking because then, like, she makes things move with frequencies and sounds, and I said, well, then that makes Mary Poppins a witch.
Josh
I mean, she. I think. I think she's eternal.
Andy
I mean, she probably helped build the pyramids, floating the stones.
Lily
She probably was showing up for kids in caves and nannying them.
Andy
How terrifying would that be?
Josh
Because the. Doesn't the new Mary Poppins with what's her face?
Andy
Emily Blunt.
Josh
Isn't that where she comes back?
Andy
I'm not sure. I thought it was a full remake. Oh, I can't remember.
Lily
I can't remember.
Andy
I do love the original, though. I watched that all the time as a kid.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Isn't it weird how, like, you watched them all the time as a kid, but then you. You take a. Like, a big break and you go back and watch those movies and you're just like, wow. I just. Why did that scene stick out so much to me?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
There's so many scenes from Mary Poppins that, like, the telephone scene at the very beginning, the wind storm, all that. There's a scene in the bank at the very end.
Lily
Oh, yeah. So good.
Andy
Yeah. Just sticks with you.
Lily
Yeah. Movies used to, like, you know, mean some.
Andy
Teach us some kids these days, dude.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Ruining movies.
Lily
And they're dragons.
Josh
I Tried. Did I think? Did I say? Did I think? Did I show? Did I. How do I say?
Andy
Did you?
Josh
Did I tell you that I tried to watch GD Bang Bang with the girls the other month?
Andy
No.
Josh
Hated it.
Andy
Scary, right?
Lily
Very scary.
Andy
Isn't it?
Clarissa
Like the.
Andy
I've never watched it, but I've seen clips of, like, that guy on the roller and the wheels and, like, stands up. Yeah, it's so scary.
Josh
He literally snatches kid off the streets.
Andy
Yeah, it looks like one of those just, like, puts him in a dungeon fever dream.
Lily
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Andy
I don't know if I want to watch that. We did watch Iron Giant with the kids last night. They fell asleep during it, but yeah, it's so good. Kelsey's never seen it. I'm like, what are you doing?
Lily
We were just talking about that. That's weirdly coincidental.
Andy
I know. They saw that. You see. You saw the AI trailer.
Lily
Oh, that's. We all saw the same thing. That's why we're in an echo chamber where all.
Andy
Come on. Stop. Stop.
Josh
Not everything's a conspiracy, but did you hear about the Iron Giant?
Lily
I've got a really bad headache.
Andy
You saw how to change your dragon? The new one.
Josh
Here's some Tylenol.
Lily
Really?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Is that for you, though?
Josh
No, I pulled it out, like, last week and I've never taken it.
Andy
Throw it.
Josh
What's so weird about that?
Lily
What if a child walked in here?
Andy
What if a child walked in here, took those and felt better, had a great time.
Lily
Extra strength Tylenol.
Andy
They'd have a great time. That's what would happen.
Lily
What? That does not look like Thailand. Are you positive?
Josh
Yes. It's the fentanyl. Take it generic. Yeah.
Lily
Okay.
Andy
Container. Fentanyl. They all rhyme.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
At the end of the day, if something rhymes, it's. It's fine.
Josh
Oh, do you want a song?
Andy
We need a verbal response, please. It's being audio and video recorded.
Lily
Yes.
Andy
Okay. Okay.
Lily
Can you ease up on Came kind?
Andy
I love that I can shift very easily. Just like. Oh, I'm supposed to be angry. Okay, I'll just keep that tone.
Josh
So.
Andy
I'm sorry. I apologize.
Lily
Thank you. I'm sorry.
Andy
I'm sorry.
Lily
I'm sorry for being late.
Josh
We're here to have a good time.
Andy
Sure. A good time we're having a good time A good time a good time we're having, having a good time having.
Josh
A good time not sure how long.
Andy
I can last Life is moving way too fast Would I even take a.
Josh
Stand if someone else took My land. I don't wanna rambleness. Can't beat Putin up with this. If they invade, what's the cure? But I know one thing for sure. I don't wanna be Russian through the days of my life anymore. Not up for discussion. Seems every day is a brand new war and I know they say it's okay when the bombs are headed our way I don't wanna be rushing.
Andy
Through.
Josh
My life Many more.
Lily
Wow. That was fantastic. Very funny. I love the innuendo.
Andy
It's a little play on words. A little play on words, Folks.
Lily
Homophones.
Andy
Oh, you can't say. This is 2025. 2025. You can't say that anymore.
Clarissa
They have their rights.
Andy
Yeah, we love. We love all people. Don't be just throwing out slurs like that. Golly.
Josh
Makes me sick.
Lily
Stop making that noise.
Andy
Why? What noise?
Josh
How about we stop making all noises?
Andy
Okay. Why?
Josh
Everyone be quiet.
Andy
For what?
Josh
It's time.
Andy
Okay?
Josh
It's time. It's been weeks since we've had our beloved Lily. Easy wasn't a compliment. And we just gotta just really think about this one today. Okay? This is not a joke. This is not us trying to get you. We're not trying to get anyone. Okay? This is a genuine question, probably for the first time in Ninjas of Butterflies history. It's not a joke. And I don't want any giggling. I don't want any laughing. I want us to be truly. I want us to truly immerse ourselves in this question and just figure it.
Andy
Get.
Josh
Get to the bottom of it. Okay? So today's question, sent in by a viewer. Do first responders deserve a break? Will, what do you think?
Lily
Yeah, of course. They work so hard. They should be able to take a break and have a sandwich.
Andy
We didn't say. Did he not say this was not a joke?
Josh
I don't know why you're doing this. Take a break. No. Do they deserve a break? They deserve to break a femur, to break a bone, to break a heart. They deserve brokenness.
Andy
No, it's what you just said. You're contradicting yourself.
Josh
What? You literally just said, Lil.
Andy
You said yes, of course. Without hesitation.
Lily
Is that what I meant?
Andy
No. Is that what you meant?
Josh
That's not what you meant?
Andy
Oh, we're supposed to just read your mind now? Oh, my God.
Josh
Jeez. You should.
Andy
If you would have asked. Can I have more context? We would have happened. What? Are we ever not giving you content?
Josh
You just rush. You just rush to conclusions. Oh, yeah. They deserve a broken heart. Yeah, they Deserve to break their bodies after everything they do to protect us.
Andy
To protect us. Don't blame us for your knee jerk reaction to that question because we know how you feel now, so we know.
Josh
Exactly how you feel.
Andy
They put their life on the line, Lil.
Josh
Life on the line.
Lily
Lil, do you feel like a big man talking to me like this? So make I feel macho, huh?
Josh
I'm glad you're taking this as a joke. You see me laughing? Did you see any laughing?
Andy
See me laughing?
Lily
I did see Andy.
Andy
I was trying not to spit out my drink because I was so disgusted.
Josh
You see Andrew laughing? Andrew doesn't think this is funny at all. Neither do I.
Lily
All right, good. Didn't you.
Josh
Well, I guess you guys heard it here first. Lily thinks this is all a joke. She thinks that first responders. Yeah, they deserve the worst. They deserve broken hearts, broken bodies, and what they do, it doesn't matter.
Andy
Nope.
Josh
And this is all just funny to her. I'm sorry, first responders, we support you.
Andy
Absolutely, we support you.
Josh
Welcome to the show.
Lily
Oh my gosh.
Josh
Did I say ninja?
Andy
I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most. I said empty your mind. You were martial art ninjas. Attack.
Clarissa
Your response?
Andy
You feel like a big man when you talk to me like that. Big man with the big microphone and big headphones, huh? Makes you feel tough.
Lily
I'm sweating. I always end up sweating after that.
Josh
Pre warning. I have partaken in the drink of creatine this morning. And the science minded is that creatine helps water be absorbed into your muscles.
Andy
Excellent.
Josh
Right? Well, turns out the bladder is the most dominant muscle in my body, so I will have to be partaking in the urination quite frequently.
Andy
Yeah. Yes. To be expected. Yes, yes.
Josh
Like very shortly.
Andy
Like now.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
Let me just go.
Andy
Oh, Lil, we've missed you.
Lily
Oh, I miss you guys.
Andy
Did you enjoy your break?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
What'd you do on your break, bro?
Clarissa
You could have lied to us.
Lily
What do you mean?
Clarissa
He said, did you enjoy being away from us? And you said, yes.
Lily
Well, it's nice. Yeah. Because Thursday has become like really chaotic. It's hard because now that school's in the mix, so it's just like a lot of running around.
Andy
Yeah. I heard Ada needed a break yesterday.
Lily
She is so emotionally intelligent, it's insane. She woke up and she said, I think I need to take a break today. And I was like, okay, sure, go ahead. Go right ahead. Listen to your body.
Andy
Skip school. I don't care.
Lily
Yeah, no, that's literally. I Feel if she were to say that every morning, I would keep her home.
Andy
Yeah. Well, now that you've broken that. Yeah, that wall now it's, like, up her sleeve. Now it's gonna be easy.
Lily
She. She was excited to go to school this morning. She got ready really easily, and then we were, like, almost there. And she was like, I want to stay home. And Jane is the one that talked her out of it. She said, but, Ada, you're gonna play with your friends today.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
And she was like, don't talk to me right now, Jane.
Andy
I don't want to hear it.
Lily
And Jane goes, but I love you. She literally said that.
Andy
Oh, my goodness.
Lily
Do they even need me?
Andy
Yeah. That's so funny. But also, Jane's just like, don't ruin my alone time with mom.
Lily
I know. Yeah. Well, we're not even hanging out, though. That's the sad thing.
Andy
She got. She got her nana, right?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
She's going out with popsy, who has a ginormous dude slice out of his body.
Andy
We saw the picture. You know, that's crazy.
Lily
You know, there's real melanoma.
Andy
That's so.
Lily
And I said, steve, you suffer so silently. Tell someone we had no idea that you had cancer.
Josh
Yeah, he told us at the beach.
Andy
Dude, if I had cancer, everyone would know.
Lily
I know. Me too.
Andy
And I'd be. I'm wearing T shirts on it. Be nice to me. I have cancer.
Lily
Me too.
Andy
I would just be rubbing it in. All that sympathy. I'd ask for discounts when I go to the grocery store.
Lily
Mm.
Andy
Everywhere.
Lily
Would you shave your head even though you didn't get chemo?
Andy
Yeah. 100%. My eyebrows first, though, so it's really obvious.
Lily
My question is to the audience, do we need this light? Do you guys need to see clearly?
Josh
Yes.
Lily
This part of the room.
Josh
Yes.
Lily
I don't think they would care. This is a podcast again. Listen, let's turn that light off.
Josh
We're a video podcast. That's what we're known for.
Andy
This is a comedy show.
Lily
It hurts.
Josh
Spotify said, don't stop what you're doing. You're doing it right. Videos of future.
Andy
The future kid.
Josh
It's the future kid.
Andy
Imagine this. Everyone see your face in real time.
Josh
Speaking of seeing your face in real time. And Putin.
Andy
Putin poopin. We need to tell that story, by the way.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Even though it was on live.
Josh
I don't care.
Andy
It's so funny.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
You know about it?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Okay, cool.
Josh
Never mind the poop bag.
Lily
Yeah, you told me about it.
Josh
Yeah. So for those that didn't see her live, Vladimir Putin be poopin' carries around. No, he doesn't. His bodyguards carry around a poop briefcase to where he poops in it when he travels abroad. And when he goes to the restroom, he's accompanied by six bodyguards. The whole point of it is so that foreign intelligence can't collect samples of his poop and determine where his health is at.
Andy
Genius move. I'm gonna start doing that. Yeah, really? Like, not in a briefcase, though. It's just in a bag. My desk. And you've got to stop.
Lily
My question is, it stinks if he flushes it, how are they even gonna collect it?
Josh
I'm sure they have ways.
Andy
If that was their thinking, they're like, oh, we'll get them in the bathroom. Make sure that goes to, like, a secure spot.
Lily
I mean, they would separate. How would they know what stall he uses?
Andy
They would secure all of them. One pipe.
Josh
They're pretty aware of these things.
Andy
If they can make a river more river, they can make it happen.
Josh
A river more river.
Andy
Also, who's. I mean, imagine like, congratulations, you now have a job with Mr. Putin. No way. What do I get to do? Well, here's your briefcase.
Josh
He never empties it either.
Clarissa
You see Taco Bell get delivered, and you're in the back of the car like, Mr. President, please don't eat bean burrito.
Andy
The thing is, we. I. The eye doctor that we used to work for, he was a complete, like, a vegan freak, like, supernatural whole food guy.
Josh
They're the stinkiest booze.
Andy
It was the worst.
Josh
The stinkiest booze.
Andy
It stunk up the whole place, and it's like, what are we doing?
Lily
It's true. I was a vegan for, like, two years.
Clarissa
It's the fiber.
Josh
Are you still a vegan? Because.
Lily
Watch your mouth.
Andy
Stank in there. I mean, got a full of me.
Clarissa
It's the fiber, right?
Lily
Yeah. Lots of vegetables.
Josh
Yeah. But Putin.
Andy
Yes, go ahead.
Josh
So did you hear about how he gifted a man in Alaska a motorcycle?
Clarissa
No.
Andy
What?
Clarissa
It was funny.
Josh
One of the funniest things. So Putin met with Trump and stuff, you know, but there's, like, a little, like, meet and greet with, like, some of the locals there in Alaska, and this one Alaskan guy, like, shook Putin's hand or whatever, and I don't know how it was the briefest interaction ever, but somehow the guy got brought up that the guy has a motorcycle, and it's, like, not really running right now. Whatever. And then, like, literally, it was like, the next day or the day after that, the government of Russia gifted this man in Alaska a new motorcycle. And the guy's like, okay, this is very random. Is like the conversation was like five seconds weird. And he's like, thanks. So I mean, it's a cool motorcycle that's super cool. Has like a sidecar on it and my gosh. Yeah, that's cool.
Lily
Maybe he's trying to win the Alaskans because he wants to win Alaska.
Josh
He wants Alaska.
Clarissa
Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, what's. Because he was saying that whole thing where he, like, wants Christians to return to Russia and find safe haven. Like, what?
Josh
Yeah, what. What's he playing at?
Andy
I don't know. That's weird. This motorcycle will destruct in five. I'd be scared to ride that thing. Dude.
Josh
I wish I had the quote from the guy. But he's just like. It was. He's like, basically like, okay, thanks. And like they're interviewing him. He's just like, I don't get it, but I got a motorcycle.
Andy
Is it treason to accept that right around. I don't know. Everyone would know.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Golly, what a cool gift.
Josh
I know.
Andy
That's a cool. I'm going to just start buying people motorcycles so they like me.
Josh
That's cool.
Andy
I mean, that's a good method.
Josh
That is a good method.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Being a good methods. Update on the Three Eye Atlas.
Andy
Yes. The comet.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Alien mothership. Is it behind the sun?
Josh
No, but they're saying it's like picking up speed to where it's going to be here. Like I think in October or maybe. No, September, I think. So we're supposed to be close to Earth, I think November, but it's. They say it's like picking up speed and they're. Now they're seeing that there is propulsion with it. And the, the professor from Harvard who's been like, it's probably an alien mothership. This guy. I don't even know what he's basing it off of.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But he's like, everything that I'm observing, it looks like nuclear power. What, using the propulsion? Because it's. Everything about it is not showing that it's a comet.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Like, because it's not having like a tail necessarily, putting off debris. It's literally. It's like propulsion.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
You know, it'd be crazy interesting. Let me bring this idea up theoretical, you know, like this idea of like these ancient civilizations had achieved like crazy technology. And then like some cataclysmic event happened. And Wiped them out.
Josh
They're coming back.
Lily
If a group of them escaped on a spaceship and have been floating around in space and they're like, Earth is inhabitable again.
Josh
Whoa. That's a fun theory. Say it again.
Clarissa
That's a fun theory.
Josh
What do you think they look like?
Lily
Do you think they look like us or do you think they've evolved?
Josh
I bet you they're like giant, like Incan people.
Lily
I see the opposite. Because they'd be living on a ship. They're probably tiny, but it's huge.
Andy
It's like a seven. It's like a seven mile wide ship.
Lily
I mean, but think about tens of thousands of years of breeding and growing.
Josh
But what if it's just like a group of like seven, like the watchers.
Andy
Ooh.
Lily
Or what if they've been like controlling. I read this sci fi book in high school that was so interesting. You'd actually love it. I need to find out what it was. But somebody didn't help me because it was popular, so probably a lot of people read it. But they would control the breeding on sport, on board the spaceship, through the food, so that you couldn't overpopulate.
Andy
Got it.
Lily
And generations lived on the ship.
Andy
Kind of like silo, you know?
Lily
Yes.
Josh
Do you know that a hieroglyphic and not a hieroglyph, it's petroglyph. Is that what it is? It's like the Aztec Ruins where it's like the spaceship, man. Where literally looks like he's in a rocket.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
Have you seen it?
Clarissa
I think so.
Josh
Your theory could be right.
Lily
Well, and you know, I mean, like, obviously, like the only thing that can save us from the trajectory that we're on is Christ. But also, like, these people could come back and be like, hey, nuclear war is what destroyed us back then. Don't do it. Get rid of these things. Disarm them, everyone.
Andy
And so his theory on nuclear power, that's probably only like, because of only what we know. Like what we could guess. Because we don't know if it is something out of this galaxy or whatever. We wouldn't. I mean, it's the only thing comparable to it. Right.
Josh
I think that one limited.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
To where it's like there. It looks like there's like levers and stuff.
Clarissa
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy
That'd be wild.
Josh
He's like sitting in like a seat that's like going up.
Andy
I'd love.
Clarissa
I'd love to talk to this professor or just hear his explanation of if it's approaching Earth as It passes Earth to get to the sun. Gravity would speed it up. So I want to know like at what rate it's.
Josh
But it's going like anti orbit though. That's the whole thing. It's not falling. What's a typical comet or something would fall in line with the orbit of like around the sun?
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
It's like going the opposite direction.
Clarissa
So this is my unpredictable myth orbit. If it's from who knows where on a straight line, at what point is something's orbit? Like, what effect does that have? Does it actually like run against the grain out in deep space? Because, like, don't you need friction from an atmosphere to like actually cause the trail? So it would just be pulling in?
Josh
No, you don't know because it just shoots off the debris or whatever. So that's how they're able to observe a comet is by the tail. You don't need an atmosphere for that.
Clarissa
So it's like, what's it burning then?
Josh
Just gas off the. The face of it.
Clarissa
Okay, so it has gas itself.
Josh
Technically. Yeah. Like a hydrogen or whatever. And it's like it comes off in like dust particles or whatever.
Lily
Oh, that's wild looking.
Andy
It's gonna be fascinating as I get closer that we can observe it more because like, imagine what if it isn't just like one big rock. It is literally a ship.
Lily
Dragon on top probably.
Andy
Or a bird. When I bought.
Josh
When I think of 3i Atlas so I think of arrival. It's like that giant black stone.
Andy
Yeah. It just sits there. Dude, that was. I mean, that was truly such a great alien movie because that's literally how we would react. I mean, just these things floating, not having contact, the just sitting there.
Josh
The concept of that movie was so cool. Ingenious.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Of like how their. Their language, like once you understand the language, you can jump back in time. That's like, dude.
Andy
Yeah. I love that movie.
Josh
That's crazy concept.
Andy
So good.
Clarissa
Spoiler.
Andy
There is a. This just reminds me like 3 body problem so much that show. And I mean, I don't know, man. Could this be made up? Could this be a, you know, one of the events that the government has built up as like other people around the world also, not just America, because I know the Harvard scientist was like the big lead on it.
Josh
Yeah, I don't know.
Andy
That would be interesting like if other people around the world are also.
Josh
AJ Yeah, I think we talked about before, but AJ from the Y files, he did a video on just how vulnerable Earth is to comets and like how much their impact It's a really fascinating video, but, like, we know so little that, like, scientists, there's. It's, like, such a small percentage of, like, what we can actually do to prevent something from hitting the Earth.
Andy
Yeah. And what we actually can confirm is real. And what we know compared to, like. Yeah, this is speculation.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Because that line is so blurry.
Lily
Yeah. And Bruce Willis is out of commission.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
Dude, this is blowing my mind. A comet does not burn. It's. Think of it as a giant, dirty snowball, and it's the frozen ice, gas, and dust. The sun is melting it, and as it fades off, its reflection of light. So it's literally cold. It's not burning.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Oh.
Andy
Fun. Let's just blow up the sun.
Lily
What is that? Let's talk about that for a minute. What is. What is. Like, what are these rocks in space?
Clarissa
Yeah. Where the frozen. Where the water come from. To have a frozen.
Lily
Did a planet explode and it's got rocks and stuff?
Josh
That's some people's theory of, like. So, like, the rings of Saturn and stuff are actually from a planet that was destroyed in our own solar system. And some of the moons around these planets are fragments of that planet.
Lily
Oh, man. Are they oblong? Because I've always pictured them perfectly round.
Josh
No, they're very like. Though if you looked at. I think it's the moons around. Is it Saturn or. No, Jupiter. They're, like, very weird. Misshapen. That's what makes our moon super unique, is, like, its uniformity.
Lily
Yeah. Spherical.
Josh
Spherical. And its size comparison to the Earth.
Lily
And because it is not naturally occurring, we put it there.
Josh
And because it is a satellite.
Andy
Yes. 110% holding the elites inside, ready for war.
Lily
It's a timeshare opportunity.
Andy
That'd be so cool. Just go to the moon.
Lily
There's a theme park.
Andy
Hey, we can all go in on this if we want to break it up. We could do vacations. Let's make it happen.
Josh
Speaking of the moon, he's going on.
Lily
About the timeshare again.
Andy
Guys, it's the moon. You're gonna love it.
Josh
Do you guys hear about the depression brain chip?
Andy
Nope.
Josh
So weird. So a man who had severe depression for more than three decades appears to have gone into remission, thanks to a bespoke brain pacemaker that selectively activates different areas of the brain. He experienced joy for the first time in years. They did at the University of Minnesota or whatever. But it was this experimental thing to. Where they literally put a brain chip in this person's brain and electrically activate the part of your brain that brings joy.
Andy
I don't know how I like that.
Josh
I don't know either.
Andy
Just artificial joy. I mean, it's not artificial, I guess.
Josh
But it's like forced joy.
Andy
Artificial trigger joy.
Josh
Yeah. Well, it got me thinking about. Let's get this guy on a jet.
Andy
Ski, dude, come on. What are we doing?
Josh
Yeah, but I mean, that's. That to me, that was freaky.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
I mean, I think that's cool that they're able to medically.
Clarissa
Right.
Josh
Something that. Because he's been on antidepressants for over 30 years or something.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Nothing's been working. Feeling joy for the first time in 30 years is insane.
Lily
Amazing.
Josh
I think that's dope. But at the same time, how you can take something in with this talk of all these brain chips. Neuralink. That one company we talked about, I forget the name of it starts with an S. But how you can affect emotions now based off of something that you implant in your brain.
Andy
Yeah. And there's just the implications of that. Like, what other emotions can they control?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Can it go bad?
Josh
It makes me think of Kingsman.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
That signaled. Or makes everyone angry and want to kill each other.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Freaky.
Andy
I don't know, man. That's such a. Like a. It's such a slippery slope because it's like. Yeah. Because then they could control whatever emotions. And I don't know if it's. I mean, one day that'll be like remotely operated or something, you know, like, that could be. That is scary. I don't know how I'd feel about that.
Clarissa
It's interesting when you think, though, about. Because, like, a lot of those antidepressants, they're like dopamine regulators and stuff like that. And so they're doing like, a physical medical solution to it. But then it begs the question, like, where do you draw the moral line? Like, I'm a doom scroller. I'll get caught for hours. And that's a dopamine feed. And so, like, the morality of, like, I'm regulating my dopamine by watching YouTube, you know, for hours on end at, like, what point where in this conversation do we draw the line and say, this is good, this is not.
Lily
Yeah, you're right.
Josh
I've been noticing because this whole week, me, Lil and the girls have been not doing tv. Like, we're fasting TV this week just to like. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, try it out.
Lily
It was a challenge from Kenny. Yeah. Pastor Kenny.
Josh
The dopamine hit is crazy. Because since not watching tv, I've been, like, craving sugar.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So, like, when I buy into chocolate, I'm just like, oh, my gosh.
Andy
So, getting your fix somewhere else?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
It's so funny.
Andy
Dude. Kelsey's trying to do a whole month with no sugar. Like, no added sugar.
Josh
That's crazy.
Andy
That's literally everything in our life.
Josh
Yeah, everything.
Andy
I mean, like, anything you eat in your fridge, like now it's added sugar. Like, even cheeses and stuff like that. It's like, what are we doing?
Lily
She's doing so good. Yeah. And she's, like, lifting too. I got. I got to get on the Kelsey train.
Andy
She's buff.
Josh
Speaking of buff, you can talk about.
Andy
Me if you want.
Josh
So, about the power grid.
Andy
Okay.
Josh
This is a little scary. So I saw this article. It says, AI expert returns from China stunned. He said the US Grid is so weak, the race may already be over.
Lily
Yeah, dude. No, it's true.
Andy
In what ways?
Josh
Listen to this. So I'm just going to read it. AI Experts returning from China say the real threat to US Dominance is an is. Or, sorry, the real threat to U. S. Dominance and advantage. Advantage. Technology isn't research or talent. It's the power grid.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
In China, energy is always available in the U.S. it's becoming a growing roadblock down the road. Sorry, you mean. Read that part again, please. In China, energy is always available in the U.S. it's becoming a growing roadblock. China built decades of excess power capacity, maintaining a reserve margin of 80 to 100%. That flips the script. Data centers aren't at a risk to the grid. They help soak up surplus energy. It's why China can scale AI fast without second guessing. The US grid typically runs with a reserve margin of 15% or less, which leaves almost no room for new demand. Companies are already building their own power plants, and households are getting hit with higher bills. As AI Infrastructure pushes local grids to the limit, experts say the gap comes down to structure. China plans its energy decades ahead while the US Is only. While the US Only responds once demand shows up. As one expert put it, China is set up to hit grand slams. The US at best, can get, get on base, proactive react.
Lily
I know. This was in my head too.
Josh
Yeah. China, they've just been planning for it, planning for this whole AI thing, and we are in trouble.
Andy
Just going with the flow.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Like, oh, you guys need more? Yeah, we got it.
Josh
Yeah. I mean, we talked about the project Stargate. Yeah. The Sam Altman open AI how they're building their Own power plants.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
It's insane.
Andy
It's weird, man. I don't understand like how we as a country that just seems like we are so reactionary with everything.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And our whole government and so it's just like, I mean, where's the, where's the downfall of that though? If China's ahead, like does that, that.
Josh
Hurts us how ahead of AI?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
They can take over.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
They say the first one to basically have. What was the terminology? The first one to control AI controls the world. And so we've been in a race with China. I think we might have better technology AI wise in China, but they have the full infrastructure. They've talked about this one guy, basically he's an AI expert, laid out this timeline of the war on AI and he's like China's already infiltrated the US with spies to gain information on the technology of AI in the US they're bringing it back. And so he, I think his prediction was by 2027 China will be way far advanced than the US and AI.
Andy
Yeah. And how do they attack with that? Like how does that, how do you take over with AI?
Josh
Our power grid, banking systems, medical system, I mean any, everything that it's online based. Anything digital weapons.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Radar, everything.
Andy
Codes. Yeah, man. See that's the thing. It's almost like it's just a ticking time bomb. It's just a waiting game at this point. It makes you wonder how far in the future can we plan as normal human beings? And then maybe that's all in vain because we just, it's, you know, it's not going to get there.
Josh
Yeah. I mean they've been saying it for. They as in like the government and FBI and all whoever. They've been saying of how warning how our power grid is so vulnerable, it's so outdated. And we had those attacks, I think it was last year at those power plants where those dudes just literally drove in, blew it up and it like made like however many thousands of people lose power. It's like it's that vulnerable.
Andy
It's that easy.
Lily
We hang our, our electric lines from the sky.
Clarissa
So check this out. This is, I'm, I'm kind of tripping on this. I looked up how much the US government spends subsidizing energy and it's like 28 billion, which with our, you know, economic debt, that makes sense. And so I looked up what's, how many households in the U.S. right. There's like over 300 million people. But like how many would it be? 128 million. What's the cost of the average home to go solar? It's between like 15 and 20 grand. So for approximately. And I, this, this math can't be right, but I think it is 15. Oh yeah, I know where I messed up. Nevermind.
Josh
You know, that brings an interesting point though, because it's like how expensive and a lot of restrictions of solar, you know.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
And it's like because the US forever, like at least you can trace it back to Nikola Tesla trying to create free energy. And JP Morgan's like, how do you put a meter on that? He's like, you don't. It's free energy. So it's been just about capitalism and profit literally, you know, so that's why we haven't advanced like China, because China is a communist country, everything belongs to the communists. So it's like, yeah, we'll just keep growing our infrastructure for power grids because no one profits except the state, you know.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But for the US it's like it's industries that own the power grid. It's not the US government. So it's like we just were behind the times.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
It's like the one of the instances where capitalism comes to bite you in the butt.
Andy
It's just like one of the knife to a gunfight.
Josh
One of the many. Yeah.
Lily
Yeah.
Clarissa
So for like 2 trillion.
Josh
Do what?
Clarissa
2 trillion. You could put every home on solar.
Andy
Write the check, Mr. Trump.
Josh
Yeah. Come on, come on, let's do it.
Andy
I mean. Yeah. That we are so behind in all that.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And it just makes us wonder like, I don't know, like it's just ancient, like, I mean we once again, ancient civilizations only last for so long and it's like what happens? Like would we think we're. They're just going to continue forever because some, someone's gonna get greedy, someone's gonna want to make a move.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
It's very interesting.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
I mean, why, what would be the downfall for other like for China to take over the us like if we cease to like exist as a whole government, like a democracy of people.
Lily
I think they're just still scared. The reason why they're not right is because they're still scared of like our capabilities, especially as like with nuclear power.
Josh
Yeah. I mean we're still dominant in military and nuclear bombs and we're a key factor in like the economics of the world, you know, so it's like can't just take us out, but you can slowly chip away or prepare.
Andy
Yeah.
Clarissa
Yeah. The goal isn't to conquer. Because if you conquer, you have to rule. And they don't have the infrastructure to rule all of the United States. So they're going to chip away until we're dependent on.
Josh
Definitely will. If you're the leader in AI, though.
Clarissa
Well, that's what I'm saying. If you can chip away. Okay, now we have an edge. We have the solutions to all the energy. We hit their grid. And yet now we have the technological solution to no grid. And so now you answer unto your. Beholden unto us.
Andy
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be Chinese.
Clarissa
What if I'm already Chinese?
Andy
I, they. I saw an interview of a guy on YouTube and he was talking with his friend who used to apparently work on nuclear sites, missiles and stuff like that. Like, just whatever. I don't know the, the details of what he used to do, but he said, he says, I obviously can't tell you where our nuclear bombs are at, he says, but it would surprise you. Like, he's like, it would blow your.
Josh
Mind where every Walmart.
Andy
That's what I'm saying. Like, what is. Like, there's every Chuck E. Cheese ready to blow? I mean, like, I have no idea.
Lily
I was going to say, like, it's like the silo opens and it's in like Stony Brook Hills or something. It's like in residential home.
Andy
Yeah. Well, think it makes you wonder, like, where actually could it be if they.
Josh
Put it under every Walmart? You think of the, the alibi of like, every, like the Walmart people. Like, there's a nuclear bomb under here.
Lily
Sure.
Josh
All right, buddy.
Lily
Okay.
Clarissa
What do you mean, Walmart people?
Josh
You know what I mean? Everyone knows what I mean.
Andy
Don't look at me like that. Everyone knows.
Clarissa
I'll tell you what, one of them's definitely in Eustace because I can't figure out why that armory is in downtown Eustace.
Lily
That armory. Oh, yeah.
Andy
It would just make sense. Like, it would have to be under big security, but it wouldn't be obvious.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
So you got to kind of like, think of, like, places that are under a ton of security.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Places we didn't never think of.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
I don't know, man. That's fun. That's fun to think about because it's like, it would be so. It'd be so neat. Just some farmer on his land and just seeing it open and taking off.
Josh
Like, oh, man, look at there go. Speaking of capitalism and nuclear bombs.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
This story was a crazy story. I, I forget the YouTuber. I saw it, but I Did research on it. Have you heard of the Lake Peigneur incident in Louisiana?
Andy
Lake Penur? No.
Josh
This is a crazy thing. So it's this fairly decently sized lake, not a huge lake in Louisiana called Lake peigneur. And since 1910, underneath this lake, it's like an ancient lake, but it's very shallow. It's 10ft deep.
Andy
Whoa.
Josh
But underneath this lake was a vast amount of salt.
Andy
Okay.
Josh
And so a salt mine company started in 1910 Salt mining underneath this lake. And it just so happened this lake was also on an oil reserve. So Texaco, in 1980, or I don't know when they started, but in 1980, while Texaco was drilling in this lake, like, with their barges and stuff, and it's like they accidentally pierced into the salt mine.
Andy
Oh, no.
Josh
Drilled straight into it. And at the time the salt mine work, there's 55 salt mine workers down the salt mine. I mean, hundreds of thousands of feet below the surface.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
All of a sudden, they just started hearing this, like. And then all of a sudden it's like. You see, there's like just. And they're like, oh. And so they're like, all right, everyone, come on, let's start. And then also the water just gushing in.
Clarissa
Dude.
Josh
And luckily, all 55 salt miners were able to get out, but this thing filled up within minutes just because the entire lake started coming down on it, Just draining. Yeah. But the. The drill, the guys that were running the barge up top, they just. They heard this clanking sound, like, what in the world? And they kept on drilling. And all of a sudden, just this small. What do you call it?
Lily
Whirlpool.
Josh
Whirlpool started forming in the middle of the lake. And they're like, oh. And then all of a sudden, it started getting faster and faster. It ended up. They all escaped, but ended up sucking in the entire barge. This little island that was on the lake sucked that in. That had a house on it. Sucked in trucks, boats, a tugboat. Sucked it all in. No one died in this incident.
Andy
All underground. It just got sucked in.
Josh
Yeah. They said because it was sucking in so fast that at one point, it created the largest waterfall in Louisiana. It was literally a 200 foot waterfall in the middle of this lake. Sucking in the entire lake.
Lily
Oh, my God.
Andy
Straight down.
Josh
It sucked it all in. And there was a canal leading from the lake to the Gulf of Mexico.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
It was such pressure that it went in, and when it hit, it blew back up like a geyser. And when it did that, the canal Reversed to where the Gulf of Mexico sucked salt water into the lake. And so now this lake is a saltwater lake and it's up to 1300ft deep.
Andy
Yikes. Holy crap. So it just removed like it's all the land underneath the lake just was caving in.
Lily
Like a sinkhole.
Josh
Yeah. Because it filled the mine.
Andy
Gosh.
Clarissa
Trying to think of how much mining they did to do that.
Josh
Oh, it's huge.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
I saw a map of it and it was a massive amount because they've been doing it since the 1910. 1910.
Lily
What did that salt mine get from Texaco?
Josh
Well, they got $32 million.
Lily
Yeah. I would hope.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
That's.
Josh
So Texaco was sued, obviously.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
They settled for $32 million. And the surrounding businesses and residents got $12.8 million.
Andy
Whoa.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Andy
How nice would that be? Golly, dude.
Josh
Yeah, that's wild. It's insane that they said it was the largest infrastructure catastrophe with zero casualties.
Andy
Wow. I mean, lucky for them.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
That's crazy.
Lily
Wow.
Andy
But I can't imagine like being on land just watching that transpire.
Josh
They said it's 200 foot waterfall in the middle of this lake. It was just, it opened up.
Andy
Sound of it, it.
Josh
Oh, dude.
Andy
So scared. You'd be thinking the world's ending.
Lily
I'm like, the world is ending.
Josh
Could you imagine that happening? And then you just see this canal go like they said it rushed back in. They said it was almost like a tidal wave.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
From the Gulf of Mexico.
Andy
Dude, a surfer's just getting sucked into Louisiana.
Clarissa
No, dude, I'm trying, I'm trying to think about the correlation between saltwater because they were salt mining before it the go. It sucked the Gulf.
Josh
Yeah. It was a freshwater lake with a.
Clarissa
Salt mine underneath it.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
But then there was also oil that Texaco was after.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
So again we have mineral resource close to salt water. I wonder. This is purely speculation, but thinking about like the flood narrative and like petroleum being from like compression in time. Like I wonder if the layer of salt, like if the, the oceans flooded, you know, flooded the earth, you create this like sediment layer that would like trap in that fossil fuel. I wonder if that science checks out.
Josh
Interesting.
Clarissa
Just the thought.
Josh
Yeah. What if the earth, when it was first created was all fresh water and then when the flood happened, it switched to salt water.
Andy
That'd be interesting.
Josh
I know that's not what you're saying, but that's where my head went.
Clarissa
Okay.
Andy
I was like, wait, that is an interesting thought. Like if. Yeah, I mean, because like it's not drinkable. But like was all water drinkable back then?
Clarissa
Hmm.
Andy
It'd be interesting.
Clarissa
Did I.
Andy
What's the thought process behind that?
Clarissa
Did I talk on the pod about my buddy who asked to be unnamed but sent me info in regards to my whole theory about the Texas lithium mining?
Josh
I don't think he talked about it.
Clarissa
Okay, so if you know the. Who knows if it's true or not. We do know that they were in Texas with the flood. We do know that they were oil companies and energy companies were buying up land in order to, you know, they were hoping for this lithium deposit to cash out. And so they're doing this stuff. And it was my theory all along. Just because the Texas legislation now allows for the companies that are bringing up wastewater, they're now they have the rights to that wastewater rather than it being considered part of like the drinkable aquifer. There's like weird laws that got passed anyways. And so it was just a theory that that's why they're flooding stuff. They're trying to get in there. I have a friend who works in the oil industry and he said, by the way, your theory's probably pretty dead on. He said because the company I work for is actively now trying to. It's called a centrifuge. It's a big machine that like spins it and separates. But they're actively working on getting lithium out of wastewater.
Josh
He was like an oil company.
Clarissa
Yeah, the one he works for. He sent me a photo of their centrifuge. He said ours is too small and the tech's not there. But he was like, just so you know, he's like, I'm not telling you anything else. Don't use my name. He was like, but they're trying to get lithium out of wastewater. And he works predominantly not in Texas or in Arkansas, but he's over on the, I think east coast, like possibly North Carolina. But I think it's interesting that that's the new move in energy is that they're getting lithium from wastewater.
Josh
Probably trying to catch up with China's frickin power grid structure.
Andy
Yeah, seems like we got a lot of catch up to do.
Josh
Seems like it, yeah. Know what? It also seems like we got that don't go anywhere.
Andy
Fall, autumn.
Josh
Trees.
Andy
Leaves.
Josh
Pumpkins.
Andy
Patches.
Josh
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Andy
I don't think so. How could you be so. I don't want to be rushing.
Lily
Maybe I got a snake in here.
Josh
I haven't even touched the stuff that I want to talk about.
Andy
Good.
Josh
I haven't even touched it.
Andy
I was just about to talk about the Wallace line, but then you went to break.
Josh
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
We're talking about water. I was like, oh, that's a good segue.
Josh
Well, let's talk about your Wallace line. Right after question corner.
Andy
Question corner, question corner. Questions are fresh on her mind.
Lily
I don't have a question.
Andy
Too stinking bad. Go. Go to pay. Go to Discord and go to the questions corner with Lily.
Lily
I literally forgot about it.
Andy
You have one job. I know.
Lily
Oh, no.
Andy
Out of all your responsibilities, you have. This is top priority.
Clarissa
You want to flip flop the order.
Josh
Yeah. Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop. We got a real. Right now.
Andy
Right now.
Lily
Now.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah.
Clarissa
This is so. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to just who knows what kind of commotion happening in your kitchen. This dude gets up and is the most equipped, ready to go. You'll have to decide if this is something we can actually show. But I think this is just. This is epic.
Josh
Do we need volume? Yeah, we know that core. Do we.
Clarissa
No, I mean, it's not that. You'll hear it.
Josh
Okay. Ready?
Clarissa
Yep.
Josh
Three, two, one. Oh, that's music. I might get flagged.
Clarissa
Yep. I sent the wrong one. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Where the heck is it?
Andy
Get off.
Clarissa
Yep.
Andy
Okay, don't look.
Clarissa
Go back to Lily. I got an airdrop. Something did not.
Andy
Dang it. For those of you guys who aren't on our Discord, in our. In our description, you should have a link to our ninjas of Butterflies. Discord. We do have a Patreon. Only Discord as well, but we have a public one. So you go in there, submit questions that Lily might need or.
Josh
Well, while we're waiting, tell us about your. Your way.
Andy
The Wallace line.
Josh
The Wallace line.
Andy
The Wallace line. It's a. It's a weird bio. I mean, not economical bio. But I don't even know how to pronounce it. But there's this invisible line between. So you have Indonesia and you have Australia, right? You have Bali, you have the Philippines, and then there's Australia. There's an invisible line between these islands that for some reason marine biologists have no idea. Biologists have no clue why animals cannot cross. There's only like a 20 mile.
Josh
Heard of that? Yeah, a long time ago.
Andy
Yeah. It's crazy because there's only like a 20 mile difference. But so on this side, on the Asian side, you have tigers, elephants, monkeys, all these types of things. But then 20 miles over you have animals, they're completely different species, are completely different species. Snakes that don't even belong to the snake family. You have marsupials like kangaroos and koalas, and then you have dingoes all. And like monitor. Not monitor lizards. Monterey Monitor. I think monitor.
Lily
I think monitor lizard is correct.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
What's a Monterey?
Lily
That's a manta ray. Monterey is a place in California.
Josh
Yeah, right.
Andy
Sick place, though. But. Yeah, it's just such a. Like a weird. People cannot figure out exactly why it was discovered a long time ago and by a guy named Wallace.
Josh
It's correct, right. That they've never observed those animals crossing over.
Andy
Even the fish will not cross over this invisible line within the ocean. Birds will not fly to the other side. It's just a border that animals instinctively just don't cross for some unknown reason.
Josh
Weird.
Andy
And you just have different species that are incredibly strange. I mean, you think about marsupials, like, what is it? And it's almost identical ecosystems. So it's like, what is strange? What's the difference? Like, what is that?
Josh
You wonder if it's like a gravitational force or something or like a, I don't know, frequency or something.
Lily
Line or.
Clarissa
Yeah, but it have to be something we can't measure. Yeah, you know, they're trying to figure that out. They'd find gravity or energy and why.
Andy
Animals are the ones that are the only things that don't cross it.
Lily
That is something I've been trying to figure out or just been thinking about why. How do they know about a ley line? How do they discover a ley line?
Andy
I mean, that's a frequency thing, right?
Josh
I mean, frequency, it's a gravitational anomaly, I think, and people.
Lily
And people just catch a vibe or they measure it somehow.
Andy
I think it's purely vibes. Seems odd. These animals are like really in tune with vibes.
Lily
This place is giving me the creep.
Josh
No, I mean, I think they. I. I'm ignorant in the whole topic. We gotta get that one guy that we met at blurrycon. He runs. He. He's a handler for the Sasquatch guy.
Andy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh
He knows everything about ley lines. He was like, schooling us, and I'm just like, what, dude?
Andy
It'd be almost interesting to do like a quick, like two minute, like, podcast interviews. I walking around and just asking people questions and like. Yeah, that would do a compilation. Yeah. People at BlurryCon. Because, you know, there's people that are there that are just like, super knowledgeable, like on very niche things that they find interesting and just pitch us your craziest theory or, like, thing that you've ever heard.
Lily
Give us your hot.
Josh
Take that line, though. That is fascinating.
Andy
It's crazy.
Josh
And it almost makes you, like, want to, like, study the history around it and, like, how the people interacted in those areas and.
Andy
Yeah, for sure.
Josh
Interesting.
Andy
Yeah. Cultures are completely different as well, but, I mean, the ecosystems are almost exactly the same.
Josh
Isn't also crazy that Australia was set up for basically a prisoner island by the British Empire?
Andy
Was it?
Josh
Yeah, it was a British. I believe. Ned. Ned Kelly. He's only one. Only prisoner.
Lily
I know.
Josh
Kelly, Ned, Kelly. Yeah. And it's like a beautiful island.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Of course they took over and the aboriginal people had to suffer.
Andy
Also, how that accent come about. I. Dude, it's the craziest accent. I love it so much.
Josh
It's insane.
Andy
So fun. All right, who's ready?
Clarissa
I'm ready. It's there.
Andy
Jeez.
Lily
Go ahead, Andrew.
Andy
I feel like we need a new song.
Clarissa
It's already there.
Josh
Are you ready? 3, 2, 1.
Clarissa
No sound did up.
Andy
Oh. Oh, my God. Dude.
Josh
Holy Is.
Clarissa
Wait for it. You'll. It'll show you. This is the close up.
Andy
Oh, my Lanta, bro.
Lily
At the bear.
Andy
Yeah. Dude, why would you shoot that?
Clarissa
I blurred out the red and blurred out the face, but that was big reaction time.
Lily
Was this guy in the military.
Clarissa
That's what I'm saying.
Andy
I mean, that's crazy. That's nutso. Dude. That thing was coming around the corner.
Clarissa
I'm so impressed with. I mean, so I've been high.
Andy
You're thinking it's an intruder.
Clarissa
Dude.
Andy
What?
Clarissa
I blurred out on the head. He's got shots through the dome.
Josh
Dude, that's crazy. The adrenaline when his flashlight went out.
Clarissa
But, like, how. How crazy is that? Like, I mean, precision, calmness. There's like a bunch of like, military and whatever Instagram accounts have, like, all reshared it, and every one of them is like, this is why you train.
Andy
Yeah.
Clarissa
It looked exactly like how you should handle that.
Andy
Gosh, man, that. That would be scary because you're probably thinking it's an intruder. So you're up high and then having to back up and dip down, like.
Clarissa
And so crazy. The guy's anonymous. This happened in Tennessee. The guy's anonymous. Obviously animal rights people and all this crap. It's illegal to hunt bears. You know, everything you have. Well, I was going to say, you know, it. I don't know if it went to court or whatever, but the, the official, he was found completely like, not guilty of anything. Like, like Fish and Wildlife. No one. They're like, yeah, it. The dude's in his house and a bear turned the corner.
Andy
What if, what if it was a hoax, though? They. They went and hunt a bear and then they carried inside and they're like, they're the buddies, like, holding it up. He's like, okay, come around the corner and he just throws the bear.
Clarissa
Just tranquilize a bear, bring it in your home and wait for, for it to wake up.
Andy
That's crazy smart, man. It's like that one bear that breaks through the door but then holds. That knows the door is going to swing back so it holds its paw out.
Clarissa
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Andy
So scary.
Lily
I. I think that animals are getting smarter.
Andy
Oh, they have to be, right?
Lily
I think they're gonna revolt.
Andy
I'm reading a book right now. I just started it last night. It's called the Hollow Kingdom. And it's. The premise is it's a zombie apocalypse book, but it's all told from the animals perspectives. And I'm like, this is going to be a good book.
Josh
Whoa.
Andy
Yeah, Super.
Lily
That's kind of chilling.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
You know what I want to do more research into? Have you heard how they used to have birthing centers and they would give birth and basically like a pool with dolphins?
Andy
No.
Josh
They've outlawed it. Yeah.
Lily
Because people were dying.
Josh
I haven't heard that. I heard that there, there was something more like, mystical about it.
Lily
Oh, really?
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
There was like a one instance that I heard of where it was. Something crazy happened.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Andy
Would you hear?
Lily
Some died. Somebody died?
Andy
How?
Lily
Dolphin.
Andy
The dolphin attacked the baby or the mom.
Lily
I might have dreamt this. Let me make sure.
Josh
I have never heard that the dolphin jumped it.
Andy
Probably. I don't trust dolphin trainers anymore, dude. You know what's ticking me off is like these, these killer whales that are in pools that. You've seen that, like the drone footage of them just in small pools, abandoned, like parks. It's not even abandoned. Like there's something. Yeah. Like, but it's like, how is that okay still.
Josh
Yeah. Mexico banned all marine animals being Captive.
Andy
I mean, I. I mean, I love going to SeaWorld and seeing. I love aquariums, all that stuff, but it's like. This is gross. Like, it's kind of crazy to me that it's, like, been years, and it's so incredibly sad. I mean, I don't even know what to. I think putting down the animal would be more, like, merciful.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
No. Letting it live. Golly. I know.
Clarissa
There was one that just went viral or whatever, and they actually. Oh, my gosh.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Don't.
Lily
I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. But let me also.
Andy
What a headline. What a headline.
Josh
Crazy headline.
Andy
Business Insider. Chillax, dude.
Lily
You guys. So you can see that.
Josh
Yeah, well, I'll. Yeah, we won't talk about it.
Andy
Let's just say. Let's just say Lily was telling the truth. Yeah.
Lily
Let me show you this picture that Ada said. Can I take your picture? Sending a test to Josh.
Clarissa
This is a fun section of the podcast. My gosh.
Lily
Scary.
Josh
Wow.
Andy
Anyway, boo.
Josh
I'll show. All right. I'll show.
Andy
Come on.
Lily
Wait a second. I take your picture like this.
Clarissa
Do you got a question?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
When the questions are finally fresh on her mind. Finally.
Clarissa
Where'd this thing go?
Lily
If you had to share a studio apartment with one wild animal for a year.
Andy
Which animal would you choose?
Josh
Koala?
Clarissa
Raccoon.
Lily
Raccoon? They'll eat all your food. I pick a turtle. Go for tortoise, man.
Andy
It's in your studio apartment.
Lily
A studio apartment.
Andy
So you don't have a lot of room.
Lily
No, but if you eat a tall bed, a tortoise is not going to climb that.
Andy
Why? Why wouldn't you want it to climb with you?
Clarissa
You know, chill out with the creature?
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
I'm avoiding this.
Andy
Oh, man. That's a tough one, I think.
Josh
Just gonna say, not worth the wait.
Lily
Sorry. I'd come up with it really fast because I forgot.
Andy
Did you have to come up with it?
Lily
Chat. GPT had to come up with it.
Andy
Come on, you guys.
Lily
My brain isn't working today. Be nice.
Andy
I would do a. I was gonna say howler monkey, but then. Those things are terrible.
Lily
Yeah, dude.
Clarissa
My friend had a capuchin. He said that thing was awesome. It would microwave food for him.
Andy
What's a capuchin? Capuchin.
Clarissa
It's like a little monkey you can train.
Andy
What's like. What would be something that's.
Josh
I had a buddy back in the day, they had a bunch of pet ferrets. Those things stank. They stank so bad. I think they pee on themselves.
Andy
They're terrible.
Clarissa
Oh, dude. Speaking of things that smell bad. Went out to the property to deal with my deer feeder. Hasn't been dropping corn. I thought it was empty, dude. What had happened is squirrels had eaten a hole in the top, and it's still half full of corn. But the corn had soured and got nasty in the bottom of the thing. So I'm like, whatever. I took the bottom off and I took a stick. I was gonna break it loose as soon as the first layer of corn fell. It was. I don't know what slime corn becomes, but inside, the dry outside of corn was just a ball of maggots and grubs. And literally, I had to. That is one of the worst smells I've ever smelt. And I have to, like, have my arm in the feeder, like, clearing it all out. Brutal.
Josh
Speaking of brutal.
Andy
Orangutan.
Josh
Nice.
Andy
It's mine.
Clarissa
It's good. Cuddle.
Andy
You can rock me to sleep.
Josh
Wisdom teeth.
Andy
Ooh. Let's get down to it.
Clarissa
This is a conspiracy. I don't buy you.
Josh
Just wait. Wisdom teeth. Recent studies have found that wisdom teeth carry a vast amount of stem cells. It's considered medical gold.
Lily
They didn't let me keep my teeth. They didn't let me keep my teeth. I could keep them. And they said no.
Andy
They said it was a biohazard to me.
Lily
That's what they told me too.
Andy
It's my teeth, I think.
Lily
How come I lost on my baby teeth? I could keep those?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Did you know that only 15% of Americans that get their wisdom teeth removed actually need them removed? Fifteen.
Clarissa
I believe that.
Andy
What do you got to say for yourself?
Josh
Conspiracy.
Lily
Wow.
Josh
Wisdom teeth are important. They carry a ton of stem cells that are good for you. And we're just out here plucking them out.
Lily
Well.
Josh
And selling them in the black market.
Andy
Giving them to the man.
Lily
Do they actually benefit us? Like, do we like. Or is the question that they want them because they want to sell them?
Josh
Who knows? Well, they. The. I did look it up, and you have to do a procedure in order for that to quickly move it to where it's stem cell research. Goes to stem cell research. But the conspiracy part of it is that it's a. I forget what it is. It's like a $1.9 billion industry of wisdom teeth removal.
Andy
So they're making bank. They're making bank weird off our ivories.
Josh
That's right.
Andy
Dang it, dude.
Josh
I know.
Andy
And they're making a buck. You know, they're getting, like, a huge kickback for every wisdom teeth. And you said your dentist would not even do cleanings until you got your wisdom teeth removed.
Lily
Yes, I actually would verify that because they. What they basically had said was, I called them again after, and I'm like, hey, he's. He. He's having some mouth pain. You don't want to check him out or whatever. They're like, it's because of his wisdom teeth. So we're not going to see him until he gets those out. So they might see you for cleanings, but maybe not tooth pain.
Josh
Well, they're fine. Yep, they're fine. Now they're.
Lily
Talk to me in three months. Andy, I just want to say you are better because you got your wisdom teeth out.
Josh
His were cracked.
Andy
I feel dumber. No, mine were literally like, they had to be removed because it could have caused an infection to my brain. Because, yeah, the crack. The whole top was exposing all the nerves and everything.
Lily
Oh, my God.
Andy
I'm telling you, I can't. I'm so glad I got him out because it was so painful.
Lily
Wow.
Andy
Eating anything was so painful.
Lily
That's so sad.
Andy
And it was terrible.
Lily
You were living with pain for years.
Josh
Well, this is a cool story.
Andy
I'm a strong guy.
Josh
You hear this story involving teeth?
Andy
Sure.
Josh
In 1958, the Washington University, they ran this study where they basically asked the American people, hey, do you want to send in your child's baby teeth? And it'll go for research for health and to better improve the medical industry, all this stuff. And you're like, yeah, that's cool, right?
Andy
Wrong. No, that. Immediately red flag.
Josh
It was a front, a public front for something called Project Sunshine.
Andy
Excuse me. What were they doing with these teeth?
Josh
You just. The teeth are just the tip of the iceberg.
Andy
The tip of the teeth.
Josh
That was the public front. And it was the same Project Sunshine. And it was started by the Atomic Energy Commission along with the dod, Department of Defense, better known as body snatchers.
Lily
They were taking kids.
Josh
What they were doing was because at this time during the 50s, they were just lighting off all these nuclear bombs all over the place. They wanted to observe this one compound. What was it called? Bubble Baby, bop bop straight. Strontium 90 or strontium 90. It's this compound that only or is absorbed into the body from nuclear fallout. And what they wanted to do is like, how is this affecting people all over the Earth? And so the Atomic Energy Commission, along with the Dodge, basically did this whole undercover thing. So they went to hospitals, scientists, and they Were literally grave robbing children.
Lily
Like.
Josh
Yes. Grave robbing. I thought you would make that connection.
Lily
I just didn't want to.
Josh
But what they were doing is testing their bones.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And seeing whether or not they had this strontum or strontium 90 compound in their bones. And so this went on for who knows how long, but they would literally, like, if a child died during birth or whatever, they would. The doctors. They would literally team up with these doctors and they would steal ribs, femur, bones, and never tell the parents, but they were caught going into places and, like, basically stealing bodies.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
For these tests, this is what America was doing. And the conclusion was, like, they actually had a large amount of this compound or this particle from nuclear fallout.
Andy
That's crazy.
Josh
Yeah. And it wasn't discovered until. So the Atomic Energy Commission never publicly admitted they were taking bones from children until declassified documents surfaced in the 1990s.
Andy
So they got caught.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And this is 100% real.
Josh
100% real.
Andy
What are we doing?
Josh
That's insane. But they would do it in the US they did it in Europe, Australia, parts of Asia.
Andy
It was all one effort.
Josh
All one effort. Yeah.
Lily
Where did they see any, like, spikes? In certain regions where it was, like, more potent.
Josh
Yeah. That's where they were, like, basically, like, where they would detonate nuclear bombs. That's primarily the focus of, like, they would observe, like, wind direction and stuff of, like, how far it was carried. So they tested all over. But they were literally body snatchers. They were stealing baby's bones.
Clarissa
That's crazy.
Andy
It makes you wonder if they're doing stuff like that still today.
Josh
Oh, yeah. 100% wisdom teeth testing wisdom teeth.
Clarissa
Yeah. This says.
Andy
Well, that and other. I mean.
Josh
I know.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah, yeah.
Andy
That sucks.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
It's terrible.
Clarissa
It says it's a radioactive isotope produced in nuclear fission, and it's similar to calcium. So that's why it binds to teeth into bones. And they're able to test. But it's spread in the atmosphere, in the fallout. It contaminates food and water or can be inhaled. So any, you know, you think about, like, ocean water, people spend time in that eating the fish. Like, all of these are ways that you would.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
You would get that in your system.
Josh
Specifically for babies and children because their bones are growing. So it absorbs this developing.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
Thing way easier. Yeah.
Andy
Golly.
Lily
Give me a little hope. That was so doomy.
Josh
Sure. Have you ever heard of Operation Big Buzz?
Andy
It sounds fun. Toy Story.
Josh
I'm just gonna. I found a ton of operations and projects that The US Government did that are just like, why do we live here? What are we doing?
Andy
Also, why do they name it Sunshine? It's the opposite of sunshine.
Josh
I know.
Andy
It's darkness. Operation Darkness because.
Lily
Is it because of the song you Are My Sunshine? Because that's a sad song.
Andy
You are my. Yeah, that's super creepy.
Josh
You ready for this? Operation big buzz. 1955, the army, the US army bred 1 million female mosquitoes that are known to spread yellow fever and ding. How do you say that?
Lily
Dengue dinghy, which is a terrible fever.
Josh
Yeah. Roughly 300,000 mosquitoes were loaded into bombs and dispersed from airplanes as well as were released from the ground in small boxes around the United States.
Lily
What? And to check immunity or something?
Josh
So. No, to check. To see if they can spread bioweapons through insects.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So these mosquitoes weren't infected by a disease or whatever that we know of, but it was just a test to see can we drop them from bombs. And the conclusions were. Yes. Mosquitoes survived from aerial drops shockingly well. They dispersed over wide areas, entered homes, and bit humans and animals readily. Tests proved that mosquitoes could, in theory, be used to spread disease like yellow fever, malaria, as a weapon.
Andy
Yay.
Josh
Mm.
Andy
I mean, yeah. Because you would never expect. Oh, you just like. Especially in Florida, it's just like. No, it's just mosquitoes, dude. Yeah. Yeah. They're everywhere.
Josh
Well, they did it a couple times. They had Operation Big Itch, which they released fleas everywhere. In bombs. They released fleas in bombs. And then they did Operation Drop Kick, which is where they released basically the same concept. They released a ton of mosquitoes in Florida.
Lily
Oh, okay, cool.
Josh
And it makes you wonder.
Clarissa
Yeah, bro.
Josh
If our mosquito problems now are because these great operations.
Clarissa
Yeah, dude. I have a mosquito killed on my windshield that I've been meaning to take a picture of. I swear to you, it's the size of a quarter. And I knew if I said that, no one would believe me, so I left it smashed. But like, it's something different. Like, I've never seen mosquitoes this big. Yeah, it's weird.
Josh
Well, you know, it's crazy is Cuba in the 1970s and 80s accused the US government of doing that exact same thing. So they accused the US of releasing that type of mosquito to spread. Dengue. Now you say it.
Clarissa
Dengue. I don't know.
Lily
It's like dengue fever.
Josh
Yeah, Dengue fever.
Lily
Something. I don't remember. You might be more on it.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
But a 1981 outbreak killed over 150 people, mostly children. Cuba formally accused the CIA in the U.N. though hard proof never surfaced.
Clarissa
Oh yeah, how do you prove where the mosquito came from exactly?
Josh
The fact that they're like, the US did this? And they're like, no. How are you going to prove that?
Andy
No. We would only do that on our own people. What are you talking about? We didn't do that to Cubans.
Clarissa
Lecture halls.
Josh
But for the Vietnam War, there's a declassified records of mosquito and insects. Insect research being tied to the Southeast Asia operations, but no direct evidence that weaponized release were carried out. But they were testing it in Vietnam as well.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And you know that they're doing disease stuff 100%.
Andy
I mean, like what? What in their mind, what do they have to lose?
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
If it works, great. If it doesn't, at least we irritated them out of mosquitoes to their climate.
Clarissa
And our military goes through a protocol of immunizations before they deploy to any of these areas. They're like, hey, it's malaria.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
What is it?
Josh
Yeah. And the fact that like, if you want to travel abroad, you have to get all those vaccines and shots and stuff for yellow fever and malaria because it's probably a bioweapon. And they just got out of control.
Andy
They're just thinking of everything. It's like that fog they put over San Francisco. And now we got mosquitoes. And this was in the 50s.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
They're doing something today.
Clarissa
The fleas, Dude. That's why chickens are illegal.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
Can't control the fleas if you got chickens.
Josh
Yeah. And this even goes back to Plum island where they did all the research on those animals and stuff. And people theorize that Lyme disease was actually created at Plum island. So it was infested with ticks. Or they like got these ticks to carry this disease and it just got out of control. Now we have Lyme disease and now we have that new thing going around. Talk about, is this still happening that where these ticks bite you and people are now allergic to meat.
Andy
Yeah. That's crazy.
Josh
Have you not heard that?
Lily
No.
Josh
There's. So it's like a new hybrid or a evolution of this disease that ticks can carry to where if it bites you, people now cannot consume meat without getting sick.
Lily
Wow.
Andy
That would tick me off. I would ruin my life.
Clarissa
Did you see they figured out the. The pig meat thing. Did we already talk about the solution? Why it was turning blue?
Josh
Oh, yeah. The feedback.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
Or it was like the pesticides or whatever.
Clarissa
The rat pesticide.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Josh
Oh my gosh But DARPA today started in 2016. They're doing a thing called the Insect. Sorry, the Insect Allies Program. Basically what they're doing is they're researching. Can we. Darpa? Yeah, right. Who was buying nuclear weapons?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
They don't make weapons. They're behind the. The science and research behind making the weapons. I said behind like 20 times. Yeah, but what they did, what they're doing is they're infecting insects with these certain viruses, releasing them into crops to where these insects go, bring the viruses to the plants to help these plants be more resilient to drought, different types of potential foreign bio weapons or whatever. But they're saying you probably shouldn't be doing that. And the fact that you can easily weaponize that to where you can infect these bugs with a virus that kills the crops or kills the people that eat them. Kills the people that eat them.
Clarissa
How is it okay to run experiments when you don't actually have, like, a closed system like these just go wherever.
Lily
That's what I'm saying.
Andy
They just don't have the resources. So they're just like. I mean, we have all this land with all these people, and these are our guinea pigs.
Clarissa
Like, imagine you're trying to do an off grid, like, organic thing, and then the farm next to you is getting GMO'd with mosquito something.
Lily
Well, and that's what was happening a lot with Monster. What is it? Monstera.
Andy
I don't know.
Lily
Whatever it was, they would have these genetically modified seeds that were, like, patented, and they would blow off in the wind and go into all these smaller crops, and then they'd sue the. The big guys. There's just like. No, it's sue the smaller farms, but there's. When you're practicing those things in that way, there's no control, there's no mitigation. I don't even care.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Lily
You know what I'm saying?
Clarissa
I know someone who works for them.
Lily
Oh, really?
Josh
People are saying this whole DARPA thing, though, it's just a face for them actually developing bioweapons because it's the whole. We talked about, like, the weather control. Right. You can potentially destroy a country just by weather manipulation. It's like you can't prove it.
Clarissa
Yeah, dude, we don't. But we don't have a history of weaponizing anything and everything we can or.
Lily
About having interest in, like, controlling every other part of the world for gain.
Clarissa
Doesn't sound like us.
Josh
So when you do a bug, you just release these bugs. You can do it in A box. You can do it wherever.
Andy
You sound like a crazy person. Like, what? We weaponized Mosquito. You sound insane, dude. I mean, like, there. Yeah. There's plausible denial. It's crazy. And it's, like, crazy. You're leaving no evidence. Like, you just. You're certainly just done.
Josh
I think that's just. They just totally gaslit Cuba. Probably big, you know, because this is during, like, the whole, like, trying to, like, what's his name? Fidel Castro, like, the tensions between the US And Cuba. And they probably were just doing this little stuff.
Andy
You test. You test it in America, where you can observe.
Josh
Mm.
Andy
Whereas if you were testing it overseas or something, you wouldn't be able to observe it and have the actual, like, you know, data. But then as soon as it's confirmed, you're like, okay, now we can weaponize it. Now we can move it overseas or, you know, somewhere else.
Josh
Yeah, it's crazy.
Andy
I want to just trust somebody, so I want to be able to trust.
Josh
Sorry, you can't.
Lily
But you can't trust in the Lord. Guys, let's bring it back. Bring it back.
Josh
I got one more. It's a short one.
Lily
I need some hope.
Andy
Please.
Josh
The Edgewood Arsenal Experiments.
Andy
Edgewood Arsenal. Experience.
Josh
Experiments.
Andy
Experiments.
Lily
Experience.
Andy
Experience. I bet it was an experience.
Josh
This was ran from the 1950s to the 1970s. US soldiers used as guinea pigs for testing chemical warfare agents. Exposures included nerve gas, mustard gas, lsd, pcp, and bz, which is a powerful hallucinogen in various experimental drugs. Many servicemen only learned that they were given these things decades later.
Lily
Wow.
Josh
So literally using your own military as guinea pigs.
Andy
Yeah, it's kind of like that. The movie Jacob's Ladder. You see that one? Yeah.
Josh
Which I find it interesting that it started in the 1950s after. Was it Operation Paperclip where we brought over all those Nazi scientists who were probably testing this stuff already.
Lily
Yeah, Nazis. I mean, they were doing math on the Nazis. Right. So, like, we know that.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
But, yeah, they lost their. Their. Their test subjects. So we need to continue testing if you want the science to advance.
Josh
Yeah. And, like. Well, we can't test it on the US Population. Yeah, but they also did.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
CIA was known for. I mean, what's it, MK Ultra?
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
They're just putting LSD in people's drinking water.
Andy
Yeah. Because they need. They. They need to see on a larger scale, too, with everyday people who are unassuming, who aren't military, who have not signed papers.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Andy
You know, it's like the Blob situation where you had all this weird stuff falling from the sky. And you want to see because there's different aspects of it. Like psychological aspects of how people react to certain things happening around them. Like, they have to study everything.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Not just the effects of the people infected.
Josh
And it just makes you wonder. It's like all this stuff that I just read out is declassified information.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Imagine what is classified.
Lily
Oh, dude.
Andy
And what's gonna be coming to light later.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And they're like, oh, that makes sense.
Clarissa
Or what?
Andy
What does? What happened?
Clarissa
What's so bad that they never do. Like, we can't ever declassify this.
Josh
Yeah. But it makes you wonder if like just mosquitoes. Just doing with mosquitoes.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And like now we're like putting up like 5G towers and doing all this stuff with technology. It's like we're probably just a bunch of guinea pigs. They're testing out stuff on us, dude.
Lily
And like, we're talking about kind of like all these, like, you know, we're talking about like nuclear fallout and how it's affecting us and the food and everything that's happening around us and how going to be affecting our health. My functional medicine doctor was telling me though, too. Even more than 5G, we put off energy as human beings. Right. We're made up of atoms and all this stuff and we got ions and all that. It puts off negative and positive energy.
Josh
Nucleus.
Lily
And she's saying, we as humans, mitochondria, we as humans should not be living in this close proximity to this many humans living in something like a city. You are getting energy all the time. And this sounds like witchy. Whatever.
Josh
It's not a little hippie dippy.
Lily
It's science, Right? Chill out.
Josh
I wasn't thinking about people. I'm thinking about the freaking 20 million screens we have in here.
Lily
Well, it's screens and it's also being surrounded by people. I think.
Josh
What if people feed your energy?
Lily
Like you're. You're an extrovert.
Josh
No, like, if it's like a collect, like those little rocks.
Lily
Oh.
Josh
Like vibrations that are the bottom of the ocean that they're collecting. How they all collectively feed into one energy source. Maybe God designed us as humans to do the same. We shouldn't be in isolation.
Lily
I think your energy is messing with my energy.
Josh
We got some negative energy.
Andy
You guys got a Wallace line between you two right now.
Lily
Here's all I'm saying is I agree. I agree that when. When you're in a city though, too, and it's buzzing. Don't you just feel sicker.
Josh
Yeah, but not by the people. By the concrete poopa that's on the sidewalk.
Andy
We went to Nashville. There's a naked guy on the street. You're like, come on.
Lily
When we went to St. Louis, Josh was wearing Crocs and he stepped in a human turd and he got.
Josh
Went right through the holes of the.
Lily
Crop in his toes.
Josh
Like, you know the play DOH thing where you push it down, the hair comes out?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
It's really poop on.
Andy
Did you freak out?
Josh
I was like, I need a bathroom now.
Lily
Human poop.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Speaking of gases, though, Reminded me of a story. You know, I got tear gas one time. Whoa. By a SWAT team.
Josh
Nuh.
Andy
Not intentionally. We. There we are in Joplin and there was this big like standoff in this house. Like this guy was going crazy, had a gun, like multiple guns. And it was right down the road from the church we were at. And so we all, like all the pastors went out and we're just like hanging out on the street. And you could see it's like less than a block away and they have it all blocked off. No joke. They brought on like the SWAT tank trucks and everything. And it's going on for a long time. There's on Facebook lives and stuff. So we're just chilling, watching it. Everyone's like, all the people of the community are just like, this is crazy. Right? And we're all sitting there and then suddenly we see just this huge mass of smoke. They broke in and everything. And we're watching the live that like soup. Someone's super up close and like, oh, they just tear gassed them and everything. And then suddenly just a big gulf of wind started blowing in our direction. And then everyone around us and no joke, guys were like, like dry heaving, spitting up stuff. Our eyes were all itchy and it was in our throats. No joke. All night I had just like. I could feel the burning in my lungs. Gosh, it was crazy.
Josh
Imagine being in that house though, and receiving the full blunt of that.
Andy
That's what I' crazy.
Lily
I wonder when was that?
Andy
2017.
Clarissa
Why?
Lily
Reminds me it was someone that that happened to in Joplin, Missouri.
Josh
I don't.
Lily
Oh. Anyway.
Andy
What?
Josh
This is so mysterious.
Lily
We can talk about it later. I just want to say their name.
Josh
We can stay on Patreon though.
Lily
Yeah, we can.
Josh
Patreon.com Ninjas or butterflies?
Andy
Absolutely.
Josh
Speaking of tear gas.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Peter Thiel.
Andy
Peter Thiel. What is old Peter up to? Our good friend, our best friend, our most trusted Ally, Peter Thiel, I just.
Josh
Saw that he is doing. He. There's an advertisement on Instagram that there's this conference called. Was it the AX17? Is that what it's called?
Clarissa
That's who puts it on.
Josh
But he's doing a four day seminar on the Antichrist.
Lily
What? How is he an expert?
Josh
Listen, I read this article by Christianity today about the Acts 17 ministry or whatever, and there's some parts where I'm just like, this seems weird, but their whole thing is I think they're based in San Francisco, California, and I think their intentions are good. They want to reach the tech industry with the gospel. I don't know if they're doing it the right way. I don't know. I'm not gonna judge because the gospel's a gospel and people can receive it, however.
Andy
Sure.
Josh
You know, but apparently the guy, the husband of the founder of Acts 17, he used to work for Peter Thiel at Palantir, and they went over to one tech industry dude's house to do like this like, house church kind of thing. And Peter Thiel was there. And Peter Thiel just started talking about like the Antichrist and stuff.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And all. Apparently all these Silicon Valley tech dudes were just like, we didn't know Peter Thiel was a Christian. And it's like, is he though? I mean, because his whole. He emphasizes a ton on the Antichrist.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And I watched that interview from the New York Times, like that podcast, we mentioned it before, but he brought up the conversation of the Antichrist and Peter Till made no sense. I mean, the concepts that he was like, coming up with, the guy was pushing back a lot. It was a little annoying because the guy's like, I'm just like, let Peter Thiel talk.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Guy kept on cutting me off and arguing with him, but he's like, Andrew could probably explain this part a little bit better, but I did want to say about the Acts 17 thing, there's this. This is a snippet from like one of their church services that they did. They said, we did a Sunday service at Gary Tan's home. He's a famous tech investor and his home was converted. Is a converted missions church somewhere in San Francisco. We had alcohol, we had really good local food. We had DJ Canvas again remixing worship beats in the background. CeCe Winis with Jake Carlo. And then we had Peter Thiel come back to give a talk about political theology.
Andy
Cool.
Lily
Oh, my gosh. What does that even mean?
Andy
Seems pretty solid.
Josh
Just. Let's just judge based off the Fruits. The atmosphere doesn't sound like a very good atmosphere for spreading the gospel. I don't know.
Andy
Yeah, we don't. Yeah, but I mean, Jack Harlow. What is Jack Harlow doing there? Performing music at a church service.
Josh
And DJ with Canvas Remixing Worship.
Lily
His. His seminar was called Holy Guacamole. Pilot event with Peter Thiel.
Andy
We're having tacos.
Josh
All right, go get into.
Clarissa
So Peter Thiel is a libertarian, and there's a professor that he studied under whose political and ideological views he like. In all, a lot of his quotes regarding Christianity are direct quotes from this professor. And so I forget the name of the book, but Peter Thiel is basically puppeting this professor's ideas. I don't think he's saying they're my own, but it's clear that he has this person as an influence.
Josh
Yeah, he's, like, adopted his.
Clarissa
Yeah, he's very much a disciple of this professor. And so. Which is fine, but the. The professor and. And him are very, very. As far as, like, the Antichrist and stuff like that. There's this tension between the Apocalypse. Apocalypse coming, and the Antichrist is the hero that saves everyone from it. And so his entire thing is like, something's gonna happen that makes you choose one or the other. But he defines himself as far as his own religious views as a heterodoxical Christian, which is him using big words. It's the same root as heretic. And so he's saying, I don't hold to the convention. He doesn't believe you need to evangelize. He's like, my faith is real for me. I don't need to convince you of it. The truth of it doesn't rely on your conversion, which I understand that that is true.
Lily
Right.
Clarissa
But you cannot call yourself a believer. And the last thing that Jesus said after his three years of ministry, death and resurrection, he says, go and make disciples of all nations, teaching them to obey the things I've commanded you. You cannot be a follower of that human and say, I don't have to teach you to obey. It's in direct defiance.
Andy
The harvest is plentiful. The workers are few. Let's go.
Clarissa
Let's just go party in Silic. Silicon Valley.
Josh
DJ Canvas. But it's an awesome God, so Peter.
Clarissa
Thiel, I hope, is. He seems too smart to call him young in his faith. And for this to be a naivety, like, I think there is a political advantage that he's trying to pull from this. Like, you either believe in the Jesus of the Bible or you don't believe in Jesus. And so you don't get to pick and choose what you believe. And so I don't. That's what I know what. From the little bit of research I did. So that's all I want to assert. But. And that doesn't necessarily reflect poorly on Acts 17. I didn't do a deep dive into what they're doing. They could be doing good work. And then, you know, he's just a keynote that was like, hey, I want to talk about this. And they said, okay. I mean, how many churches with good intent have let someone take the stage? And then halfway through, you're listening to a guest speaker going, oh, no.
Josh
Well, they're good friends with Peter Thiel. That's the thing. Like, they know where he stands and stuff. And they said that he's well versed in the Antichrist. And my whole thing is like, I don't know. It just seems so, like, left behind. Kirk Cameron.
Clarissa
Like, it's a very, very specific eschatological viewpoint. Like.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
And I don't. I don't think the point. And I know this differs from a lot of guests we have on and a lot of people who listen to our show, but I don't think the point of all the prophecy and scripture is to know what's coming. To know what is coming, other than to know something is coming and our Lord and Savior wins. And so.
Andy
And there's a. But there's a big difference between having conversations and then being put up as a teacher.
Clarissa
Yeah.
Andy
And learning. There's. Bible's very clear of people who teach should be very careful. And.
Clarissa
And we talk about, like, Katy Perry has, like, she made that comment forever ago. And people were asking her political things. She's like, I'm just a musician. Why do you care? And, you know, like, but. But now it's almost like people who make a lot of money are like, he's. He's just a tech guy. I don't care what his theological viewpoint is, nor should anyone in Christendom.
Josh
What you should care about, though, is the fact that he is behind so many big things involving your everyday life. Yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. And I did hear our future. Yeah, he did. One of his arguments for, like, transhumanism, you know, the involvement of AI and into our everyday human lives. His what I believe I got from it was his excuse was that Christians are transhumanism. It's the renewal of the spirit. You become a new person. Like, your. Your soul is transformed. You're a transhuman you're not living.
Andy
It's Christ that's living through you.
Josh
So that's almost like an excuse for his. Go ahead. Yeah. And I'm like, this sounds like the Antichrist. That's why he likes talking about so much, because it's him.
Lily
You're already transhuman, so put this chip in your brain so you can buy and sell things.
Andy
Right.
Clarissa
It sounds. When he talks about, like, using technology to. Because he. He admits, like, living forever or, like, eternal health, like, those are goals, which I get. If you're trying to, like, solve degeneration or cancer or any of these things, a perfect solution would be your body just doesn't fade. But, like, when you're. When you're looking at him, talk about this, it sounds Babel. Like Tower of Babel. Like, like, we're gonna solve all of the problems that our humanity has been cursed with.
Josh
And that's what that guy's pushback was from the New York Times. He's like, you're talking about this threat and stuff. He's like, but you own companies. That is part of the threat, like Palantir.
Andy
Right.
Josh
And he's like, how do you excuse that? And it was just kind of this word jigsaw puzzle.
Clarissa
Yeah. And anyone who refers to themselves as a heterodoxical Christian instead of a heretic, it's like, yeah, that's what you're doing.
Josh
That's so funny. I didn't hear that. He labels himself that way. Yeah, that's what it is.
Clarissa
I mean, that's what Chat GPT said about his views. And there were links. You can click where they say he said that. But, yeah, I didn't hear him say that.
Josh
Yeah. So this is.
Clarissa
This is for fun.
Josh
And obviously we're Joe, like, Pete, Peter, Jill.
Andy
He's our bud.
Josh
He's our friend. I don't know how many times we have to say this guy.
Andy
Come on the podcast.
Clarissa
Yeah, please watch that be the completely wrong word.
Josh
But just look out for deception, people. That's the whole point of the story.
Lily
Yeah, exactly.
Josh
And like.
Andy
And the only way to do that is by having a personal and authentic and genuine relationship with Jesus every day. It is a picking up your cross every day decision. You have to make that effort every day. It is not. Well, I got baptized while I was raised in the church. It's a constant decision every day to say, I'm putting you first. There's constant prayer happening throughout the day. That's the only way we're gonna be able to discern any of this stuff confidently. And there's gonna be a lot of mysteries and unknowns, but there's stuff that we can stand on and say, well, simply, that's not biblical, because this is.
Lily
Right and this is wrong.
Andy
Yeah.
Clarissa
You'll appreciate this, Josh. So the word is heterodoxy. Different belief holding views that diverge from official doctrine but are not outright heresy is how that's defined. In contrast, its opposite would be orthodoxy.
Lily
Interesting.
Clarissa
So he's literally the opposite of pure.
Josh
Nice.
Clarissa
Maybe not complete opposite, but it's.
Josh
But, yeah. Not true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's interesting.
Clarissa
Yeah. So he is flying in the face of orthodoxy, which.
Josh
It's actually kind of funny because I was reading last night in Revelation about the seven churches, you know, that were Jesus wrote, like, send this letter to the angel of this church.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And I read this one thing from Acts 17. I think that's what they're called, their ministry, that thing of their church service. I'm like, that almost lines up exactly with one of these churches to where Jesus is like, you're getting drunk, you're doing this, all the debauchery stuff. And he's like, cut it out or I'm going to blow your candle out. You know, so. But that's a. That's a. It's a not. It's like Jesus did that so that they would fix their weight.
Lily
Exactly.
Josh
You know, it wasn't like, you're done.
Andy
He's not trying to condemn them right then and there. It's. Yeah, I'm warning you.
Josh
He said, you're actually doing the wrong. Starts off with, you did. You've been doing this. Right. But this is the one thing that you've not been doing right.
Andy
Yeah. It's just like Paul's letters. It's just like, like, listen, I love you, but golly, straighten up.
Josh
Yeah. Maybe don't serve alcohol in your church.
Andy
Like, yeah, I mean, like, that's like, for a normal service. That doesn't sound productive.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Especially for people who struggle. I mean, like, you don't know. You don't know who struggles with whatever. It's like, centered around Jesus. You can have celebrities, you can have these people, but it's like, yeah, you just want to be able to look at stuff and confidence. Like, obviously we don't know. We haven't been in the service. But you just have to. Perception is reality in this world. And we have to be careful of how we're being, what we're being known for. Like. And that's what I hope. Like, hopefully we People look at this podcast, can watch it and know that it's like, yeah, they talk a lot of silliness and they don't know a whole lot, but at the end of the day, the core is Jesus. That's what we have to. I mean, like, that's the goal.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
And there's different areas of expertise. I think the thing that's dangerous about Silicon Valley is the amount of intelligence that lives in those spaces technologically. Like, they're advanced thinkers. But when the faith is shallow and you have all of the arrogance of an intellect, you get a really dangerous culty concoction.
Andy
Dude, you look at the Bible, how many people were not educated? Yeah, we're literally the rocks and the pillars of the church.
Clarissa
Dude, the pillars of Christianity are. You find them more typically in impoverished, uneducated communities, like, breaking bread together, having all things in common, taking care of each other. Those aren't things that the elite. The elite typically consume and crush each other. It's people in the impoverished communities who understand what community really is.
Lily
And not only that, it just feels like so much of what they represent as an outsider perceiving is just like embracing the worldliness and the evil nature in us. You know what I'm saying? Josh is reading this book right now, and he keeps sharing these little tidbits with me that are so special about the desert fathers those early Christians represented. And to see actual accounts and action put to humility is just, like, so inspiring. And it's just completely counterculture to what we see right now, you know, And I'm listening to that Josiah, whatever, Father Josiah, the orthodox guy, and some of the things that he's bringing up is just, like, the absence of Christianity in our. In our country and in our politics and how that is a reason for our downfall. And he's calling for a re. Embracing of that. And like, even, like, on the level of, like, legality, like when people go to court, like they used to back in the day, look at religion as a way to decide guilty or not guilty. You know, it used to be so ingrained in our daily lives, and now it is not. Now there's so much secularism. Like, we do look at churches and, like, this is our religion, this is secular. He's calling for us to re. Embrace that. And for me, I'm just thinking, like, that's not possible. We're moving toward the opposite of that. You know what I'm saying? And, like. And we kind of should expect that as Christians. Anyway. Where was I going with that? Just as Christians, I guess, embracing being counterculture and just remembering bring God into your daily life in everything that you do.
Josh
Well, that's how you affect culture, too. I mean, you think about Rome that was persecuting Christians. They were literally killing Christians. It was illegal to be a Christian. And through their perseverance of being counterculture, ended up becoming a Christian empire. You know, whether or not you. There's some waves in that, but like Constantine, you know, like one of the first Christian emperors who made Christianity legal.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
That affected. So, like saying that we can't affect politics and stuff. You actually. I think you can. If you just look at history and know the power of God. It's like us being counterculture and not just saying it's never going to change. It's like, it could.
Clarissa
The gospel is redemptive.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
We underestimate God's power in that whole thing. It's when we say it's no longer I who live, but Christ in me, it's like, what do you want from me, God? Like, you have, like, it's that daily decision, and then you have no idea what God has planned, especially if you're a person in power or leadership. It's like, golly, if Peter Thiel started teaching the preaching the gospel, started living his life as such, it's like the amount of change that could transpire through that is insane.
Clarissa
Even the doom that we feel. Right. Like, the Bible tells us we're supposed to pray and be thankful for our suffering because it creates a perseverance and strengthens our faith. But then you think about, we were told the persecution's coming and to rejoice when it does. And when you look at history, diaspora, people being pushed out of areas is actually what expands the kingdom. So going back to the Great Commission, go and tell. And when we sit in our, you know, holy huddles and don't. He's like, okay, that's fine. The gospel will go forward. But, you know, maybe something's going to happen that chases you out.
Josh
Yeah.
Clarissa
And you'll learn to rejoice when you see the gospel.
Andy
Go, yeah, because it's going to happen.
Clarissa
It's going to happen.
Andy
It's not an if, it's a win.
Clarissa
But that's just a mindset thing. Right. Like, the kingdom is expanding, even if it means you're being sent from your home. So finding joy even in the midst of all the conspiracies we talk about.
Andy
Yeah.
Clarissa
Like, it could be the expanse and the method by which the gospel expands.
Andy
So I think was C.S. lewis I think said the people that do most, the most for this world are the people who think of the next. It's like that's got to be our mindset. We just got to be thinking what is heaven going to be like? What is heaven? What does Jesus really want? Yeah, we could play it out here.
Josh
He also said there's really cool quote. He said the line the witch and the wardrobe.
Andy
Wow, that is so deep.
Lily
Turkish delights.
Josh
Hey stuff. But we have some cool stories.
Clarissa
There's your hope beast of Jevudon.
Josh
Yes. That is going to be a Patreon story. And I also have a really crazy story from Ireland in the 1700s. Ireland sick. About someone coming back from the dead.
Andy
Oh, and I got a story, a clip to show you guys about how police are now have using drones for bigger operations. It's really neat.
Josh
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Andy
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Josh
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Andy
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Andy
That's pretty cheap for seeing this.
Josh
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Andy
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Josh
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Josh
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Andy
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Josh
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Title: 3I Atlas Incoming, Stem Cell Harvesting, & Government Guinea Pigs
Release Date: September 12, 2025
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, Clarissa, Lily
Summary by PodcastGPT
This episode dives into a whirlwind of conspiracies, science oddities, dark government experiments, and hilarious banter. The hosts cover recent theories about an alien mothership (the 3I Atlas comet), shocking revelations about stem cell harvesting from wisdom teeth, and a string of jaw-dropping, declassified U.S. “guinea pig” experiments. There’s also ample time for sidetracks on movies, grid vulnerabilities, the power of ancient civilizations, and humorous audience engagement.
Alien Mothership Speculation
“They're now seeing that there is propulsion with it… everything about it is not showing that it's a comet.”
— Josh (21:09)
Government Experiment Reveal
“They were literally grave robbing children... and never tell the parents.”
— Josh on Project Sunshine (68:47)
Putin’s Security Routine
“Vladimir Putin be poopin’—carries around... a poop briefcase to where he poops in it when he travels abroad... the point is so that foreign intelligence can't collect samples of his poop and determine where his health is at.”
— Josh (17:14)
Silicon Valley Faith
“You either believe in the Jesus of the Bible or you don’t believe in Jesus... you don’t get to pick and choose.”
— Clarissa (92:24)
On the Power of Hope/Faith Amid Darkness
“We underestimate God's power... When we say it's no longer I who live, but Christ in me, it's like, what do you want from me, God?”
— Andy (101:40)
This episode is a blend of science, mystery, and faith: it shines a light on historical and possible ongoing clandestine government actions, technology and AI fears, and the challenges of anchoring faith in a world awash in confusion. The group calls for discernment, authentic faith, and hope—never shying away from laughter or truth-seeking.