171 - NASA’s UAP Slip-Up, Weaponized Ticks & the Mysterious Lady in Blue

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 171

NASA’s UAP Slip-Up, Weaponized Ticks & the Mysterious Lady in Blue
Aired: December 5, 2025
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, Lil, Andrew

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Episode Overview

This rollicking episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies packs laughs, wild conspiracies, and unfiltered commentary into a discussion of “NASA’s UAP Slip-Up, Weaponized Ticks & the Mysterious Lady in Blue.” The hosts cover everything from strange live NASA footage to U.S. government bioweapons, cannibalism conspiracy theories, and the truly bizarre historical account of a Spanish nun who claimed to be in two places at once.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. NASA’s UAP Slip-Up

Timestamps: 39:12–42:49, 71:04–81:15

• The group reacts to NASA’s International Space Station live feed abruptly cutting out as a mysterious, triangular, translucent object glides across the screen.
  • Josh shares the footage: "For those who are just listening… literally, it’s like this triangle shape glowing. It looks like lava on the perimeter, but also like invisible in the middle." (41:37)
• Discussion segues into UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena), government secret tech, reverse-engineered crafts, and disclosure theories.
  • "We have reverse engineered UAPs that can travel the solar system...all these UAP sightings are these high tech, black budget crafts...that we’re in control of." (40:25, Josh)
  • The group ponders whether public disclosure from NASA or the government would prompt trust or even more skepticism.
• Occult influences in rocket science and the “Babel” parallel to spacefaring as an act of defiance are briefly touched on.

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2. Weaponized Ticks, Bioweapons & Government Conspiracies

Timestamps: 85:20–91:30

• Andy shares confirmation from the head of the FDA about genetically engineered ticks and the possible lab origin of Lyme disease.
  • "We just had the head of the FDA say, Operation Paperclip, legit, Montauk—they really did successfully create these hybrids…ticks really are something that we were experimenting with." (88:19, Andy)
• The group is flabbergasted by official confirmation of now-infamous conspiracy theories: hybrid rats and deer released from Plum Island, Project Paperclip, and the possible bioengineering of HIV.
• Reactions express both horror and dark amusement:
  • "Scary to think about because, like, when are they gonna make the next mistake and what’s it going to be?" (91:31, Andrew)

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3. Viral Conspiracies: McDonald's Meat, Cannibalism & Food Trust

Timestamps: 35:01–39:08

• The hosts riff on a viral hot-mic moment: a Campbell’s soup executive trashed their own products, claiming, "The chicken is 3D printed."
• This leads to speculation about bioengineered and 3D-printed meats in fast food:
  • "Imagine what else, and what other things are we eating?" (35:45, Lil)
  • "McDonald’s serves 6.5 million burgers a day… possible we don’t have enough cows, but we do have enough humans." (36:05, Josh; 37:04, Lil)
• The conversation spins into cannibalism urban legends (Soylent Green, anyone?), the oddity of placenta-eating, and “what if” scenarios about what’s in processed foods.
  • "If I find out McDonald’s hamburgers are people, I wouldn’t even know what to do." (37:44, Andrew)

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4. CIA, DC Shooting, and Google Trends Oddities

Timestamps: 43:35–48:54

• The group unpacks the headline: a National Guardsman in DC is shot by a former CIA asset from Afghanistan, which immediately spins into discussion of deeper rabbit holes:
  • "He was a CIA asset in Afghanistan, brought to the US, and then just went and did this in DC..." (44:25, Josh)
  • They debate whether the event was a false flag or government op, especially after learning the name of one of the victims trended in Israeli Google searches before the shooting.
• Speculation over location-based manipulation of internet search data and possible international intelligence connections:
  • "That means obviously it was a planned hit." (47:35, Lil)

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5. The Mysterious Lady in Blue: Biolocation & Medieval Mysticism

Timestamps: 68:55–84:30

• Josh presents the tale of María de Ágreda (Sister Maria/the Lady in Blue), a 17th-century Spanish nun who reportedly bilocated (appeared simultaneously in Spain and the American Southwest) and brought Christianity to Native tribes—decades before missionaries are documented entering those areas.
  • "She was able for biolocation—meaning she could be in another place at the same time as she was at her residence." (70:50, Josh)
  • Testimony from Spanish Inquisition records (of all places) is cited, which found her not lying or crazy, but experiencing “genuine mystical phenomena.”
  • The group marvels at cross-confirmations between her descriptions and tribal oral history: "The missionaries finally went into America…and they said, 'We’ve already heard this, we’ve been baptized by the lady in the blue.'" (71:17, Josh)
• The nun reportedly described the “invisible earthly realm”—the spirit world—hundreds of years before modern interest in concepts like ley lines or spiritual pressure.
• The segment ends wrestling with mystery: "I believe she was really experiencing this stuff. Whether or not it was good and bad or a mixture of both…" (76:03, Josh)

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6. Rapid-Fire Absurdities & Notable Segues

Throughout; Notable at 16:01–19:03, 49:28–54:12, 106:11–113:12

• An African politician named Adolf Hitler (not kidding), who fights for unity and against segregation, gets reelected, causing confusion and laughs for the American hosts.
  • "He’s trying to bring unity. He’s trying to bring peace...Poor Adolf Hitler, really poor him. For being named that, truly." (17:14–17:50, Josh/Andrew)
• A man at an Asian zoo is mauled by a lion after climbing into its enclosure—prompting commentary on viral animal attack clips and internet schadenfreude.
• The history of the Ainu, the indigenous people of Japan, is discussed. The group reflects on culture erasure and ancient legends of giants and little people on the Japanese islands.
  • "The Ainu people…literally, like, as close to a caveman as you can get with their genealogy." (103:16, Josh)
• Wild but true Hollywood history: In 1928, three people die filming a flood scene in Noah’s Ark where extras are actually deluged by 600,000 gallons of water, prompting real panic and chaos (and modern stunt safety reforms).
  • "This movie is completely free and available on YouTube...you can see people scattering, scared for their life. They released longhorn cattle also within the crowd." (108:13, Lil)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I can imagine the voice of an older Italian man impersonating a mother." (49:28, Lil, on a scammer dressing up to claim his dead mom’s pension)
• "NASA. We won’t tell anybody. Whisper it into our ear." (42:10, Lil)
• "If I find out that McDonald’s hamburgers are people…I would knock that building down." (37:44, Andrew)
• "The head of the FDA just confirmed a ton of the conspiracies that we've talked about. You're gonna want to hear this." (01:16, Andy)
• "That’s like psychological torture...just the impending doom." (33:55, Andy on norovirus)
• "Speaking of vitamin D…have you decided to listen to this story that I’m about to say? Sorry. The lady in blue." (68:41, Josh, struggling with a segue)

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Funny & Surreal Segments

• Joke Song Freestyle (11:11–13:30):
  An improv musical number spins from Christmas puns to animal jokes to Charlotte’s Web and jolly horses.
• Physical/Verbal Embarrassment Hypothetical (59:33–63:50):
  "Would you rather spew racism at Thanksgiving or flip the entire table?"
• Absurd Cannibalism Speculation (38:00–39:00):
  Delivered in deadpan: "What about these ladies that eat their placentas? Do they become cannibalistic?"

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Listener/Viewer Engagement

• Fans provided snacks for the hosts; fan art shoutouts.
• The group encourages listeners to share the episode on social with tags for a chance at merch.

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Overall Tone & Language

Comedic, off-the-cuff, irreverent, and inquisitive, the show revels in rabbit holes but isn’t afraid to challenge its own conclusions. The language and jokes are fast-paced, honest, and silly—just like the hosts promise.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 01:00 – Episode opens: NASA's live feed cut, FDA conspiracy confirmations
• 16:01 – Adolf Hitler: Namibian politician confusion
• 35:01 – Campbell's Soup exposé, McDonald's meat speculation
• 39:12 – NASA UAP live feed cut and analysis
• 43:35 – DC shooting, CIA connections, Google Trends oddity
• 68:55 – Lady in Blue biolocation saga
• 85:20 – Weaponized ticks & Montauk project confirmed
• 106:11 – Ainu people and forgotten history of Japan
• 108:11 – Real-life disaster on the set of 1928’s Noah’s Ark

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Conclusion

Episode 171 is a dense, hilarious, and curiosity-driven ride through history, government secrecy, urban legend, and the outlands of the internet—anchored by a quartet of irrepressible personalities. There’s as much genuine wonder as there are punchlines, making it the perfect episode for new listeners and experienced NAB fans alike.

Transcript

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[Josh]

This just in. NASA cut something on their live stream and they cut the feed. What was it? Well, we're gonna show you this also.

[Lil]

Just in a woman in blue is biolog all across the world. She's here. Now she's here. How does that make sense? Stay tuned.

[Andy]

And the director of the FDA just confirmed a ton of the conspiracies that we've talked about. You're gonna want to hear this.

[Andrew]

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[Josh]

What is it looking like?

[Lil]

Also, what did you mean when you, like, talk about the spider verse animation? They're like, eyes are going crazy.

[Andrew]

It's. No, it's not their eyes. It's the. The whole thing is like.

It makes my eyes go.

[Lil]

It's pretty smooth to me.

[Josh]

It's kind of like the.

[Lil]

I don't know why I've been thinking about that. I was just like. Because I was watching another animation. They're coming out with another in February. They're coming out with the goat, where it's called goat and it's literally a basketball movie about animals playing basketball. And it's in that. The same people who made that.

[Andrew]

That's so funny.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Lil]

And it looks so good. It looks awesome.

[Josh]

Speaking of looking so good.

[Lil]

Hey, I know I look pretty good. Oh, stop the clankers.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

And the whole thing glows in the dark.

[Lil]

It's so bright.

[Andrew]

How'd you guys do that? That's cool.

[Josh]

Glow in the dark ink, baby.

[Andrew]

Who offers that?

[Lil]

Sunday.

[Josh]

We do Sunday at Sunday.

[Andy]

Cool.

[Lil]

Let's hear it.

[Josh]

It's only cool. So the whole print, when you're out standing in the sun, you go into a dark room.

[Lil]

I am, dude. It lights up legitimately. I'm in love with this T shirt. I'd be buying it if I wasn't working here.

[Josh]

Yeah. But I get reveal, and they're all comfort colors, which are pretty cool.

[Lil]

Very, very cool.

[Josh]

Thick, thick boys for the cold season.

[Lil]

Thick, boxy, thick boy. Thick shirt for the thin boys.

[Josh]

Thick boy.

[Lil]

Because we're getting thin.

[Josh]

Yeah, we'll talk about that here in a minute.

[Lil]

Thin.

[Josh]

Talk about thin. We're getting.

[Lil]

Oh, man, I'm already mad. A 16 pack right now.

[Josh]

I guess we can talk about it real quick.

[Lil]

Sure, why not?

[Josh]

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[Andrew]

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[Josh]

Josh, I can't talk and do stuff.

[Andy]

At the same time.

[Josh]

Oh, so difficult.

[Andrew]

You're doing this weirdo.

[Josh]

I cannot multitask. You save my life, Andrew. They know, like, when they're. When I'm doing something, they're talking to me. I'm like. I didn't hear anything you just said.

[Andy]

It takes about, like, five seconds to be talking to him. And you see it in his eyes. You're like. You're still on the last thought all the way.

[Lil]

And he.

[Andrew]

And he.

[Lil]

And he always goes, huh?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Not. What was that? Sorry, I wasn't listening. It's.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

The greatest old man in the world.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

A month in, baby.

[Josh]

I've lost six pounds.

[Andy]

Let's go eight pounds, baby.

[Josh]

Six.

[Andy]

Look at this.

[Lil]

Edit. Yeah, edit like crazy.

[Andy]

I put on four.

[Lil]

Nice, Nice. That's Thanksgiving, baby.

[Josh]

But, yeah, it's going great. Super awesome. Working out a lot. We got their. Their health coach who's been helping us out with the workout plans and the.

[Lil]

I'm telling you, I was telling you this morning, the app is dope because that's. I just need somebody to tell me exactly what to do. Yeah, if you tell me what to do, I will listen. But just going in there aimlessly to a gym, it's like what do I start with? How do I know that it's, like, properly, like, you know, not working out the exact same thing? I don't know. Yeah, it's good.

[Josh]

Again, they're not a sponsor, but they.

[Lil]

Are paid to say this.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

Pretty cool.

[Andrew]

Yeah, I just got a text about it.

[Josh]

Really?

[Andrew]

Yes, I just text on my phone that said it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

So we're promoting that because we want you guys, if you. For those of you who are interested in starting this journey with us. So then like a year from now, when we're absolutely jacked and being like, being casted into, like, to be the next, like, action movie star. Yeah, yeah, we will be. You'll be alongside us, dude.

[Andrew]

Let's make it so that when somebody encounters somebody that's super jacked and ginormous and healthy, they say, oh, my gosh, you must be a Ninjas or Butterflies fan.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Because you look like this.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lil]

That's absolutely the what we want to do.

[Josh]

So thank you. Genesis Health Solutions. We love you guys. Again, they're all veteran dudes. Dudes that served.

[Lil]

Helping people out.

[Josh]

Helping people out. Helping people get healthy.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like you two tubby boys here.

[Andrew]

Dude, speaking of, like, military people.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

We just watched that marines documentary on Netflix.

[Lil]

What's it called?

[Andrew]

It's called the Marines, dude. I'm like, what if China gets all of this? They literally make these guys look so silly.

[Lil]

Really?

[Josh]

What?

[Lil]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Josh]

Yeah, it's like all these kids and they're just like, I know you shouldn't.

[Andy]

Pray for war, but I just want to kill someone.

[Andrew]

I just want to kill somebody with my gun. That's all. I think.

[Lil]

And these are guys are like, that are right out of high school. It's like, these are.

[Josh]

They're like 18 to 19.

[Lil]

That's a problem. It's not the Marines.

[Andy]

It's.

[Lil]

Yeah, they're mentally wrong. There's something off.

[Andy]

So they interviewed people before. They actually are marines.

[Andrew]

No, they're marines.

[Josh]

They're active.

[Andrew]

They're active.

[Andy]

Are they enlisted in the pipeline or have they graduated the schools?

[Andrew]

They are on a ship and they.

[Josh]

Are like machine gunners.

[Andrew]

Machine gunners.

[Andy]

Okay, okay.

[Josh]

And I guess they're like 20.

[Andy]

That's yeah, that's where I was 20.

[Andrew]

Or 22 or something like that. But then they had like also have a guy on there who's older and kind of like their fatherly mentor who's obviously like just like running away from his family.

[Josh]

And he enlisted when he was like 28.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Which is pretty old.

[Andrew]

And he's going, I want war. Yeah, I want action.

[Josh]

But I'm like, I feel good. I was just going to say like watching these guys, I'm like, what are they like talking about? But you think, I guarantee you every like World War II and stuff, those guys are like, I can't, I can't wait to fight.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

All this practicing and stuff. And then when they get in it, dude. So he said there's actually a phenomenon with it. Dudes that are enlisted that never see combat actually have their own like psychotic break, like ptsd. So he's like, I treat people that never go to war and then I treat people that do go to war.

[Andrew]

Because it's mostly like in that the, the former, they, it's like a shame thing. Like they feel ashamed that they weren't able to do more or like serve in any capacity that makes sense.

[Andy]

I knew, I knew several people who had that experience and their friends would come back from war, but not all of them. And so if they weren't there, even those are, those are the people that they trained with. There's this like, I wasn't there to protect my family and so that just kind of cripples you.

[Andrew]

I can imagine feeling that way. Yeah, super. Anyway, I mean like obviously I'm pro military in the Marines. I think I'm trying to figure out what they were trying to say with this documentary and why they highlighted these people specifically. But I guess that group, whatever the machine gunners, maybe with the defunding of the military, they lost.

[Josh]

No, no, no. Those. It was the snipers.

[Andrew]

What did I say?

[Josh]

The machine gunners.

[Andrew]

The snipers no longer exist within the Marines.

[Josh]

They were, they're like disbanding the Marine snipers.

[Lil]

Why is that?

[Josh]

Just budget cuts. Interesting the fact that we have not gone to war in a while. I guess I don't know if drones.

[Andy]

Have taken place of that long distance. Like you could either shoot, shoot a two mile shot or you could deploy a drone that whether or not you lose it, it doesn't matter.

[Andrew]

Interesting. That makes a lot of sense. Did you know that the Marines are the first ones like they whenever there's 1775 are.

[Josh]

They're the longest running military branch but.

[Andrew]

They also are the first to go in.

[Josh]

First responders.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lil]

The few, the proud, the marina.

[Andrew]

Anyway, I'm pro Marines. I'm anti that documentary.

[Lil]

I've seen, like, the training, like, their basic training and stuff. It's just brutal.

[Josh]

Well, yeah, brutal. Or I saw the SEAL team, the Navy SEALS training, how it's, like, impossible.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. It was crazy.

[Lil]

I was literally. I had. When I was 16, 17, every single weekend, I went with my buddy and who's a year ahead of me. So he was going. He was 18. As soon as he graduated, he was gone, and he went to San Diego and became a Marine. But I was going with him every single week. We were. I was just like, this is what I want to do. This is what I want to do. And I got, like, good at a lot of, like, the physical training stuff, and I was just excited about it. And I was God's, like, don't do that. I don't want to do that.

[Andy]

I don't want you to do that.

[Lil]

I don't think it would have been a good idea for me.

[Josh]

You went from Marine to youth Bastard. Yep.

[Lil]

It was either that I legit.

[Josh]

I legit the Lord's army.

[Lil]

Yes. Hey. Hooray.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Lil]

Hoorah. I mean, it was that or a. A rodeo clown. I legitimately. I was like, I want to be a rodeo clown so bad.

[Andy]

I can see that.

[Josh]

Speaking of rodeo clowns, you want a little jingle?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

You didn't interrupt me about the show. That's casting, by the way. You said stop talking.

[Josh]

Huh?

[Andrew]

What show is casting? What's the name of it?

[Josh]

Oh, Prairie Life or something?

[Andrew]

No, forget it. That's not the name.

[Lil]

You're such a disappointment, dude.

[Josh]

I think if that's what it's called.

[Lil]

Your wife called you in your time of need, and you let her down.

[Josh]

We'll talk about it here in a minute.

[Lil]

We got a really good song.

[Andrew]

Proceed with your song.

We.

[Josh]

Did not write a song today.

[Lil]

No, we did not.

[Josh]

Not, not.

[Lil]

Tie me up in a knot Put me under the mistletoe and hold me tight.

[Josh]

Tight. What else is tight? The things that we move. The things that we grow in. That's tight.

[Lil]

Growing, growing in the ground Laying roots, Spreading out roots. The band, a wonderful band that makes noises that we hear with our ears.

[Josh]

Ears, Ears of corn. Corn on the cob. Cob webs is what I feel in my heart.

[Lil]

Cobwebs, she spun them.

[Josh]

Her name was Charlotte. She laid there upon the windowsill Hoping.

[Lil]

Someone would visit Yet a pig shows up Oink oink.

[Josh]

Hollywood Angelina Jolie. I'm not feeling very jolly this season.

[Lil]

Jolly, jolly holly. Merry Christmas. Santa Claus coming down on a sleigh. But yet we won down the Runway and we're supposed to slay.

[Josh]

Sleigh.

Hey, bae, that's my wife and I love her.

[Lil]

Hey, horses, Horses eat hay. And why the long face?

[Josh]

They say may nay.

Nay.

[Lil]

What a long face.

[Josh]

Why are you so sad.

[Andy]

Horse?

[Josh]

Why are you so sad?

Who.

Broke your heart? Ninjas are butterflies.

Ninjas are butterflies.

[Lil]

Dude.

[Andrew]

Dude, that was fantastic.

[Andy]

Dude.

[Andrew]

A little cringy.

[Josh]

Hey.

[Andrew]

But a lot. But a lot clever.

[Josh]

We literally didn't do a song because Andrew got in about two minutes before you got here.

[Andrew]

It's. It's pretty amazing that you guys can just like, say things.

[Josh]

He's good.

[Andy]

The amount of rhymes that you were able to come up with right there was pretty solid. It was good.

[Lil]

He was like, should we write something out, like a spoken word? And I think I was like, this is. It's not going to come out as well at all. So we just.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Shove from the hip.

Oh, man, I miss you guys.

[Andy]

Miss you.

[Lil]

Been gone for a week and a half. It's been good.

[Andy]

Feels a little weird getting back to it.

[Lil]

It does.

[Andrew]

Did you want to move home after you were there?

[Lil]

There was moments of like, this would be really cool to go out hunting with my friends and go out and just enjoy creek. And then I went outside and it was like 20 degrees. And I'm like, no, thank you. Yeah, no, thank Go.

[Andy]

You see some shooters?

[Lil]

Yeah. My bud, my brother in law, Corey, he actually shot one while we were there that week.

[Andy]

Really?

[Lil]

Yeah. Oh, you're some big old boys.

[Josh]

Gosh.

[Lil]

Not really used to it. Because every time we leave somewhere, everyone's like, hey, watch out for deer.

[Andy]

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

[Lil]

Here.

[Andy]

That is true.

[Lil]

Yeah. But it's pretty cool.

What? What? I was just sharing about my trip. Oh, are you okay?

[Andy]

No.

[Lil]

Do we need cut? No, we can cut. Andrew, cut. Yeah, cut the cameras.

[Josh]

Don't cut the cameras.

Okay. It's December.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's almost the end of the year.

[Lil]

Yep.

[Josh]

Unfortunately, it's just the beginning of this question.

Weird question today.

So weird. It's the probably the most obvious question we've ever asked.

But we're supposed to ask it and we're supposed to answer it.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Today's question. Oh, it's an invite of you here.

Should we support Adolf Hitler?

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh. No.

[Lil]

You got a reason why, Lil?

[Andrew]

He's a bad Guy. He's the bad guy.

[Josh]

Hold on.

Adolf Hitler.

[Andrew]

Yes.

[Lil]

Listen to what he's saying. Listen to the words he's saying.

[Josh]

I'll say it one more time just to make sure you're hearing me right.

[Andrew]

I know this is a trick.

[Josh]

Not a trick.

[Lil]

There's no trick.

[Andrew]

If you ask me the question you asked with the words that you used.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

The answer is we should not support him.

[Josh]

Are you kidding me?

[Lil]

Because he's the bad guy.

[Andrew]

The bad guy, Adolf Hitler, Everything he stands for.

[Lil]

Everything.

[Andrew]

Everything he stands for, he did like dogs.

[Andy]

Of course.

[Josh]

We're talking about the re elected counselor of.

Punja.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Let me do it again. He's the re elected counselor of Ampunja constituency, which is in the Oceana region, North northern Namibia.

[Andrew]

Namibia.

[Josh]

Namibia.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Namibia. Adolf Hitler reelected for the fifth time. And he say what he's all about.

[Lil]

He's. One of the biggest things he stands for, which you apparently think are bad is, you know, institutionalized segregation. So he's fighting that.

[Josh]

He's fighting that.

[Lil]

He's fighting that in South Africa. Yeah, just actively. That's literally his whole passion, is to make sure that, you know, these people aren't being segregated.

[Josh]

Yep. And he's trying to bring unity. He's trying to bring peace.

[Andrew]

It feels like it is really bad.

[Lil]

Yeah. Because I am Lil.

[Josh]

Because he is. I'm actually a little frustrated, too. This poor Adolf Hitler, really poor him.

[Andrew]

For being named that. Truly.

[Lil]

Oh, yeah. Let's just. Let's just throw shame at people in Africa.

[Josh]

Yeah, let's do that.

[Lil]

Anything else you want to pile on?

[Andrew]

Oh, goodness. Is he familiar with the original?

[Josh]

Original what? We're talking about Adolf Hitler.

[Lil]

We're talking about the one that matters right now. The one that's doing good.

[Josh]

The one that's making a difference.

[Lil]

A difference. Okay.

[Josh]

In the beer.

[Andrew]

Namibia.

[Josh]

Namibia. I thought it was Nambia at first.

[Andy]

That is another place.

[Andrew]

That's Zambia, right?

[Josh]

Not Zambia. Namibia. That Adolf Hitler.

[Andrew]

Namidia.

[Josh]

No, Namibia.

[Andrew]

Is there an either?

[Josh]

And I looked up how to say it and I can't even say it. Namibia.

[Lil]

You got it.

[Josh]

Namibia.

[Lil]

Don't let her try to gaslight you. Yeah, don't.

[Josh]

Don't try to gaslight me.

[Andy]

That's so mean.

[Andrew]

Everyone relax.

[Josh]

Well, I guess you guys heard her here first. Well, he's pro segregation. Welcome to the show.

Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly.

[Lil]

The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most beautiful has.

[Andy]

Empty your mind.

[Lil]

You learn martial arts. Ninjas, attack.

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Lil]

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[Lil]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Andrew]

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[Lil]

Love you, Uncommon Goods. Thank you.

[Andy]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

The Marin and the Omen are the ones that we've tried.

[Lil]

And dude, they are extremely comfortable right out of the box.

[Josh]

No break in at all.

[Lil]

No stiff leather, no like, oh, this will feel. They'll really work in like in within two months.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

Which is not normal for boots, right? Workwear, they figured out the formula, comfort and durability.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

He named the products after the guys he was working with.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

Every year I tell myself I won't.

[Andy]

Be a last minute shopper.

[Lil]

And every year you end up sprinting through Target like it's Black Friday in the Hunger Games.

[Andy]

Yeah, shelves.

[Josh]

Empty brain, empty panic ensues.

[Lil]

But this year we found the cheat code Aura frames.

[Josh]

It's the gift that feels personal without the panic.

[Lil]

And honestly, it's the best way to spread holiday cheer without singing in public.

[Josh]

Please don't sing in public.

[Lil]

No promises.

[Josh]

Hey, Andy, who do you always struggle to shop for?

[Lil]

For me, it's the relative I see only on holidays that I love very much, very deeply, but I have no idea what they want.

[Josh]

Same.

[Lil]

So this year I'm going with aura frames. Because everyone loves photos and photos make everyone emotional in a good way.

[Josh]

And it's stupid.

[Andy]

Easy.

[Lil]

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[Josh]

You can preload it before it ships.

[Lil]

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[Josh]

And keep adding photos from anywhere, anytime. Like, look at this. That's fun.

[Lil]

That is cute. My favorite part, the gift box.

[Josh]

Yeah, it comes with that premium box with no price tag.

[Lil]

People looks classy.

[Josh]

Makes you look classy too.

[Lil]

Josh, what's the one photo that you look at? You're like, man, I feel like home during the holidays.

[Josh]

I don't know any. Probably this photo right here, when you're trying to grow out your mullet, when you're trying to take pictures of it, you only lasted one day.

[Lil]

Mine's the blurry one when we try to really like set the self timer on the photo and then everyone tried to gather around with all the family and stuff and then, and then we take it and we only have one shot at. And everyone blinks in in the middle of the photo.

[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Josh]

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[Lil]

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[Andrew]

You guys are nuts.

[Josh]

Nick Fuentes would love you.

[Andrew]

Oh, my goodness.

[Lil]

Just married Nick. All right, back off.

[Andrew]

Did you see, by the way, comments we got that? They were like, you don't get him or whatever. Yikes.

[Andy]

Something's happening in the social media world. The amount of blatant racism that's now allowed to pass is kind of crazy.

[Josh]

I was talking a little about it. I mean, Nick Fuentes has. There's an underlying good message. Not underlying. There's a good message with not even a lot of underlining, but just kind.

[Andy]

Of just racist stuff.

[Andrew]

It's like he's layering, like, two truths.

[Josh]

And a lie kind of thing.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I've seen not from his account, but other accounts on social media things. And in regards to interracial marriage or just along the racist vein, things that I'm like, wow, that. That's weird to hear is accepted in culture, being half Filipino. And then to go to the accounts and realize that, like, a ton of people I know are, like, avid followers of the person. Like, this is becoming a weird. It's a dangerous, weird, dangerous society bomb kind of queuing up.

[Josh]

It was Nick Fuentes not trying to fight you.

[Lil]

I'll fight him.

[Andrew]

Yeah, I might. I. The way I can.

Yeah, I mean, like, I think I'm. I'm tired. Even Tucker does this. These, like, huge generalizations. Like, Nick Fuentes was like, these chicks out here are nuts and mean and fat and ugly, and they're not. The juice isn't worth the squeeze is what he said. And I'm like, are you talking about all women, by the way? Because who are you talking about, anyways?

[Josh]

Adolf Hitler. This poor man.

So Namibia was once a German colony known as the German Southwest Africa. And as a result, Germanic names remain somewhat common in certain regions. Adolf claims that when he was born, his father did not fully understand who Adolf Hitler was.

[Andrew]

Oh.

[Josh]

Meaning that the name was inherited innocently, not as an ideological statement.

[Andrew]

I think I might have changed my name legally before I ran for office.

[Andy]

He tried.

[Josh]

He tried to.

[Andrew]

I guess it worked for him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

I mean, fifth time reelection, he's successful.

[Josh]

It's a poor man, at least. I mean, maybe he can make the name good.

[Andy]

Oh, redeeming the name.

[Josh]

It's pretty hard.

[Lil]

Maybe Adolf Hitler isn't so bad after all. Wait, are you talking about which one?

[Josh]

This video probably already got flowers.

[Andy]

I was gonna say, this is. This is what's going on with our monetization.

[Lil]

The first five minutes, we. We mentioned his name a million times.

[Josh]

Geez. Oh, yeah. So good for him.

[Lil]

Yeah. He's done it. Congrats.

[Josh]

Speaking of not congrats, though. I saw the worst video. I'm not gonna show you because it's.

[Lil]

I want to see it.

[Josh]

I can't show you.

[Lil]

Oh, come on.

[Andy]

Is it, like, my type of worst video or.

[Josh]

It was a man at a zoo somewhere in Asia.

[Andy]

The lion.

[Josh]

The lion eat him. Yeah.

[Lil]

What?

[Josh]

He climbed into this pit, bro.

[Andrew]

Dummy, stop doing that. Guys.

[Josh]

Like a big old palm tree, and he jumps on it, and he's sliding down, and people are like, what are you doing? Obviously in their language, which is.

[Lil]

Right.

[Josh]

Yeah, I think so.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But he's signing out, and he's, like, smiling, and this lion, like, sees him, runs over to the tree and just looking at him, and he goes. Jumps down, and this line gets him.

[Lil]

You see the whole thing?

[Josh]

He falls behind a bush. I didn't see the whole thing, but that line.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Mauled him, dude. Terrifying death. Yeah.

[Andrew]

With his mouth or his claws. What caught him?

[Josh]

The lion used its claws to grab his leg and then pulled him.

[Andy]

Pulled him kind of out of view, right?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I didn't know if my clip ended.

[Josh]

Earlier and he lived.

[Andrew]

He did.

[Josh]

Only for a couple seconds. And.

[Lil]

You're terrible. You're terrible. That's so funny. Our girls are obsessed with getting on YouTube and just, like, watching, like, People vs. Animals.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Lil]

Like that. Like, the little girl that's, like, standing on next to the dock, and then a sea lion comes out of nowhere, grabs the dress and pulls underneath, and the guy, the dad, jumps in and, like, it's just fascinating. But I showed them the clip of Harambe, the kid jumping in.

[Andy]

Wow.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Alleged.

[Lil]

Yeah. It's like, how do they not know about this?

[Josh]

Poor Harambe RIP Harami has to be.

[Andrew]

A part of every homeschooler's education, dude.

[Lil]

We Gotta find the kid. The kid is alive.

[Andrew]

He's done interviews. I swear.

[Lil]

Really?

[Andrew]

I don't know. I might be making that up. Which by the way, let me correct this. Erica Kirk did not sue Candace Owens. However, I did see. I know I saw somebody talking about it.

[Lil]

Yeah, Fake news. Well, the thing is, people complained that you. We did like, you should do more research. It's like we literally fact checked it in real time.

[Andrew]

I. I looked it up and I was like.

[Lil]

Immediately I was like, I'm not sure. I don't see anything.

[Andrew]

No, I know. Yeah, but I did see it. Yeah, it just fell into the fake news.

[Josh]

Speaking of fake news, listen to Trump in this clip. I thought this was. He's just, he's a. It's so funny how he's just a bully sometimes. Listen, someone was asking him about an MRI scan they just got and they said like, what. What part of your body was the scan on? Listen to what he says.

[Andrew]

What part of your body was the MRI looking at?

[Andy]

I have no idea. It was just an mri.

[Lil]

What part of the body? It wasn't the brain.

[Andy]

Because I took a cognitive test and I aced it.

[Lil]

I got a perfect mark. Which you would be incapable of doing.

[Josh]

Goodbye, everybody.

[Lil]

Just for no reason. Just like, okay, golly, I was just asking one question.

[Andrew]

Oh my gosh.

[Lil]

So the most guilty man in the world just like, I don't. I don't know. You're stupid.

[Josh]

Not my brain. Cuz I'm smart as heck.

[Andy]

Not like you. Did you. Did you see the commentary on that full line of questioning where he lists off several tests that he did and he's like, I passed them all. Like they're the dementia tests. And so he accidentally slipped that he's actively being dementia tested, which may be standard practice for someone his age.

[Andrew]

I'm sure it is.

[Andy]

You know what I mean?

[Lil]

Especially in.

[Andy]

Yeah, but it's like a little like, hey, maybe don't like tell the world you're getting dementia testing. Yeah.

[Josh]

Anyways, speaking of dementia testing, check me. There's this lady in Thailand, she was almost buried alive.

[Andrew]

What. What made them think she was dead?

[Andy]

Her.

[Josh]

Knocking on the cough or she, she like just was not responsive.

[Lil]

She was 65 year old woman. She was a 65 year old woman in Thailand that was bedridden for two years and her family was looking at her one day and they just.

[Andy]

That's it.

[Lil]

They just like, she's not breathing. So they packed her up and put her in a coffin.

[Andrew]

The family.

[Lil]

The family did.

[Andrew]

Without a helper. Without an expert.

[Lil]

I. I'm sure they had a doctor or something check it out.

[Josh]

But then you heard a.

[Andrew]

Oh, my God.

[Josh]

She was in there.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Mother's in the coffin. She's alive.

[Lil]

Who's there? It's your mom. It's your mom who. Get me out of there.

[Andy]

Yeah, it was just a knocking. I promise you, if I wake up in a coffin, it's gonna be more than I know.

I wake up with, like, the blankets twisted around me, and it's a full panic attack.

[Josh]

I can't. I can't. I know we've talked about it before, but I cannot watch the. Was it sperunking?

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, no, I can't do it.

[Lil]

Yeah, do that guy in the Nutty Putty Cave. Oh, dude nightmare.

[Andrew]

One time. Josh has his history, I guess. I don't know what it is. If I get sick first, it's always like, Jesus sick as something else. I had the stomach bug so bad in a way that we both have PTSD about it, because you got it too, after. And we were like, that was the worst.

[Josh]

Remember the one that was like, every 15 minutes you'd throw up? Or every 30 minutes, dude, literally the.

[Lil]

Worst I've ever been sick.

[Andrew]

It was like my. My entire. I couldn't even breathe right because my intestines were in pain. And Josh is like, let's watch this documentary about these guys that get stuck in.

[Lil]

That's so.

[Andrew]

It's like trauma in my head thinking about that funn.

[Lil]

That was. That was a nightmare, dude. It was like 18 hours of pure. Just torture.

[Andy]

What set it off?

[Lil]

I mean, just a bug or something.

[Andrew]

What do they call it? What's the name of it?

[Josh]

The Lost Boys?

[Andrew]

No, the sickness.

[Josh]

Oh, I don't know.

[Lil]

The documentary.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Boy syndrome.

[Andy]

I lost.

[Josh]

I zoned out for a second.

[Andrew]

Let me.

[Lil]

That was the day I watched Severance all in one day.

[Andrew]

Wow. Really?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

The first season of Severance.

[Josh]

Oh, it's Jingo Django.

[Andrew]

Feel like I'm manifesting it.

[Lil]

Sick movies are the best.

[Josh]

Yeah, like.

[Lil]

Like sick days when you're just, like, laying down and can't do anything.

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

This sick was pretty terrible.

[Andrew]

Norovirus. It's a norovirus.

[Lil]

Nor. It was terrible because it was like. It was like every hour on the hour. Exactly. Like, you'd puke, and then you feel better. 45 minutes later, you're like, oh, no, it's coming again. And then it would happen again, and you'd be like, I'm feeling better. And then it would just. And you couldn't eat, couldn't drink. I mean, it was terrible.

[Andy]

That's like psychological torture because you start to think I'm good and then you're not. Just the impending doom.

[Lil]

Truly, dude, I haven't been sick like that in so long.

[Andrew]

Knock on wood right now.

[Andy]

I told. I told you guys about the worst I had food poisoning is when they cook my boiled peanuts in crab boil water. That was who knows how old.

[Lil]

Gosh, that's terrible. I mean, that's immediate. Speaking of being sick and food, I know you guys already talked about on the live last week, but golly, Campbell's chicken soup.

[Andrew]

He got fired.

[Lil]

Did he really?

[Andy]

Yeah. Confirms everything.

[Lil]

So this is 100% real.

[Andy]

He's an IT. He works in IT. He's like the. He's in charge.

[Josh]

I thought it was vp.

[Andy]

It was VP of IT or something like that. He's not directly in charge of the food.

[Josh]

I see. But he is up the ladder at.

[Andy]

The company for sure and has been let go.

[Lil]

So for those of you guys who didn't tune into that and haven't seen that, Campbell's, one of their top execs. Got caught on a hot mic explaining, just speaking down as if the soup is only for poor people. He makes food for poor people. I would never eat this. Why would I eat bioengineered meat?

[Josh]

He's like, the chicken is 3D printed.

[Lil]

3D print, dude. Are you kidding me? Which, I mean, cricket meals.

[Andy]

That's what they do. That 3D printing with, I'm pretty sure is cricket meal.

[Lil]

Dude, if that's happening in Campbell's, that means that's a lie. What's in. What's on the label, Right? That. Because it says chicken, I'm sure. Right?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Is Bill. Well, so they're always clever because it can be like broth can be one of the ingredients, which is like, how much chicken meal do you need to actually put in the water for?

[Lil]

If it says chicken comma. I mean, that's.

[Andy]

That's what I'm saying. Like, if they just dusted chicken bone meal into the thing, you technically have. It's been a while since I've asked the question, what is the essence of chicken? Like, how much chicken do you need in the soup for it to count?

[Andrew]

I know. We could be eating feathers.

[Andy]

I'm going to look it up.

[Lil]

This is crazy. I mean, imagine what else and other things are we eating?

[Andrew]

Is it true, though? Or did he have beef and he just wanted to slander?

[Lil]

No, it Was mostly chicken.

[Josh]

I saw this one couple talking about McDonald's and they're doing the math. They said McDonald's serves 6.5 million burgers a day.

[Andrew]

What was that?

[Lil]

That was somebody's jaw dropping from this fact right there.

[Josh]

6.5 million burgers a day, which is equivalent to. I think they said. Was it 97, 500 cows per month?

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

That doesn't seem right.

[Lil]

It's impossible, dude. What are we doing?

[Josh]

Possible.

[Lil]

It's impossible.

[Josh]

It's a lot of cows.

[Lil]

It's a crazy amount of cows.

[Josh]

It has to be. What are they doing?

[Andy]

Where are they getting that beef?

[Andrew]

I'm big time. Triggered on processed foods. I'm about to. I'm about to. I don't even.

[Josh]

But you know, they say grow.

[Lil]

I'm this close to becoming vegan.

[Andrew]

I'm. I'm this close.

[Lil]

No, I can't.

[Andrew]

To going off grid.

[Josh]

Well, you know that theory where they say there's not enough grave sites for all the people that are dying?

[Lil]

I was just talking about that this week about new. New. New cemeteries and stuff.

[Josh]

Yeah. There's not enough grave sites for all these people that are dying, but we seem to have a lot of hamburgers in this world.

[Andrew]

Shut up right now, dude. Don't even talk about.

[Lil]

Don't even say that. That would be an insane.

[Josh]

I don't think we have enough cows for all these hamburgers.

[Lil]

No, but we do got enough humans.

[Josh]

That's just McDonald's.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Out of every other burger restaurant.

[Lil]

Sure. It's crazy. You think about grocery stores that are actually using real beef? Hopefully. But I mean, it is nuts. Yeah, it's crazy.

[Josh]

And I know bioengineered meat exists now. It fully exists now.

[Lil]

So, yeah, for sure. And it just depends, like, what else is it being used in? That's the crazy thing. And if people knew, they. I mean, golly, dude, we just need a revolt. Hypothetically.

[Andrew]

I'm telling you, if I find out that McDonald's hamburgers are people.

I. You. I wouldn't even know what to do. I would knock that building down.

[Lil]

I'd order number two super size.

[Josh]

That's why I stick with the fish fillet, baby.

[Lil]

The number two. Hannibal.

[Andrew]

I was. I think I've posed this question on the show before, but, like, you know how, like, in cannibal movies, they're all like, like, showcases like, like kind of crazy. Apparently there is like, a. Something that's released when you eat people meat that makes you, like, lose your mind. I didn't know if it Was the act of eating a person breaking your mind or if there was like a physiological reaction? Apparently it is. What about these ladies that eat their placentas?

[Lil]

What's wrong with that?

[Josh]

Don't say that word.

[Andrew]

Do they become cannibalistic?

[Josh]

Don't say that word.

[Andrew]

They become a little nutty?

[Lil]

Possibly. I mean, it makes sense why the world's going crazy. United States, America is going wild right now. What if we're all just eating human.

[Andrew]

Meat at McDonald's or just all these ladies eating their placentas?

[Josh]

Yeah, that's probably that.

[Lil]

Have you seen that movie Bones and All?

[Andrew]

No, but you said it was good.

[Lil]

It's on Netflix. I mean, it's not. I wouldn't say it's good. It's definitely, like, well acted because it's Timothy Chalamet and it's him and this girl that just are literally cannibals. And it's like in a very not, like, you know, barbaric type of way where you just like in the jungle eating. It's like just normal people. Then you find out they like to eat humans. And it's like, this is wild. It's like, it's borderline horror, but it's like horror drama. It's crazy.

[Josh]

Speaking of horror drama.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You guys see the NASA live feed that got cut?

[Andy]

No.

[Andrew]

It's gonna blow your mind.

[Lil]

What's happening? What is NASA doing?

[Josh]

So they were doing a live stream from the International Space Station, and it's on video that's proven. This thing goes across. And then right after that.

Technical difficulties.

[Lil]

What the what?

[Josh]

Wait till you see this.

[Lil]

Are you serious?

[Andy]

You got it.

[Lil]

Oh, man, I'm pumped. I'm in the mood today, dude, is.

[Josh]

I mean, it's something.

[Lil]

It just cuts out.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Nice.

[Josh]

Which before you watch it, I want to say that guy we were talking about on the live, who just did that documentary. Oh, what is it called? Unacknowledged UFO Disclosure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is called.

[Lil]

I saw it on Amazon.

[Josh]

Oh, my goodness. When he's gone.

Age of Disclosure.

[Lil]

Oh, not UFO Disclosure.

[Josh]

Yeah, Age of Disclosure. He talked about how he heard from a credible source that we have the capability. Like we have reverse engineered UAPs, if you will.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That can travel the solar system. And they're actively doing that. And so all these UAP sightings are these high tech, black budget crafts that are traveling the solar system that is.

[Lil]

That we're in control of.

[Josh]

Yeah, apparently. But he said they'll never really set technology.

[Lil]

Sure.

[Josh]

Like, even If World War 3 broke out they still won't really set technology. They said it would have to be like a world ending event for them to show the public. Okay, so watch this video.

[Andrew]

But even when you saw that, you're like, I don't even believe them. Okay.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Watch this video.

This is just flying in space.

[Lil]

This is legit.

[Josh]

Yeah, this was on. People did, like, on NASA, like, screen recording the live feed, bro.

[Lil]

What?

[Josh]

And then it just cuts out.

[Lil]

That's the. That's the shape that we keep seeing over and over again.

[Josh]

Yeah, bro. Isn't that nuts?

[Lil]

This is crazy. Yeah, that and it's like translucent.

[Josh]

For those who are just listening, it's literally. It's like this like, triangle shape glowing. It looks like lava on the perimeter, but like also, like invisible in the middle.

[Lil]

It's like a mirrored image.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's like.

[Lil]

Yeah, it has that mirror technology. So it shows you what's behind which we've had. We have here on Earth. So it was like, I wonder if that's where it came from.

[Josh]

It's weird.

[Lil]

Crazy, dude. Yeah, I love that. NASA's slipping.

[Josh]

They're slipping.

[Lil]

I mean, it's gonna keep up with it. No, you're gonna. You gotta. It's gonna come out.

[Josh]

Just tell us. NASA, Come on.

[Lil]

NASA. We won't tell anybody.

[Josh]

Come on, just tell us.

[Lil]

Whispered into our ear.

[Andy]

What would that do to you, though, if, like, let's say NASA's like, hey, we're doing presidents with us. We're gonna do a press. You know, like, we're gonna. We have a big announcement. They sit down and they say, this is what happened. This is what Area 51 is. We have been traveling the solar system. This is what we know. Like, let's say they don't even announce alien life. But they just say, like, spacecraft that have been for whoever, for however long they've been traversing the galaxy. That creates. Like, I'd have a problem with that. Like, if it was real and they owned up to it, it would create just like this insane distrust.

[Josh]

Yeah. I mean, people would immediately not believe it too. They'd be like, all right, I don't buy that. But then, I don't know. I mean, we've talked about that whole occult thing where these entities were teaching these rocket engineers new technology, all for the purpose of traveling the stars. That's like this achieving of God. If man can travel the stars, and they are God, it's our Babel. So it seems like they kind of figured it out maybe.

[Lil]

Or at least on their way. Yeah, you know what why not let humans be gods? Why not?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

The way you.

[Andy]

Excuse me.

[Josh]

Lost but terrible idea. Yeah.

[Lil]

Golly, dude, that's so wild.

[Josh]

Speaking of terrible and wild. Yeah, this is terrible and wild. The two National Guards Guardsmen that were shot in D.C. this past week, I.

[Lil]

Didn'T see anything by this.

[Andy]

It was a.

[Josh]

Was it Thanksgiving or the day after Thanksgiving?

[Andrew]

I don't know.

[Josh]

Or day before Thanksgiving?

[Andy]

Might have been before.

[Josh]

I think I have it.

[Lil]

They were shot like Ranger, like, sniper stuff.

[Josh]

Well, this man, who is an Afghan Afghanistan.

Immigrant, two blocks away from the White House, went in. Pow. POW in their. In these people's, like, close range.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

With a.357 revolver.

[Lil]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh]

But this is where it's crazy. So the guy who did it, I don't know his name, and if I did know, I wouldn't know how to pronounce this.

But he was a CIA asset in Afghanistan.

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

And he was brought over in 2021 under the Operation Allies Welcome. So he was a CIA asset in Afghanistan, brought to the US and then just went and did this in DC and super weird. And they. They shot him.

[Lil]

They killed him?

[Josh]

No, they didn't kill him. Oh, they shot him. But they were able to keep him alive. And apparently he's not.

Cooperating with, like, why he did it, the intentions and stuff.

[Andy]

Because he got switched on, dude.

[Josh]

I mean. Yeah, the CIA director came out. He's like, this guy.

[Lil]

We.

[Josh]

He used to work for us.

It's like. Well, don't say.

[Lil]

I don't know. He's one of the good guys. Wait a second. When I trained him to do this.

[Andrew]

When someone shows too much honesty, we're like, well, you shouldn't have said that. But we're also over here, like, tell us.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, if he. If he was an asset at one point, he's been. He's got to have at least some knowledge of how to, like, get out of a situation. And it seems poorly planned as far as, like, you know, an evacuation plan or whatever. Or if it is a public statement, the message is typically associated with what you do.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

But there's no message. So something's slipping.

[Andrew]

You think it's, like, the possibility of them trying to push an agenda?

[Josh]

Well, yeah, definitely. I mean, immediately, Trump banned all immigration from Afghanistan.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And I think he's trying to put a halt on immigration in general.

[Andrew]

He said. I. I read it and understood it as all third world countries.

[Josh]

He did say that. Yeah.

[Andrew]

Which encompasses a lot.

[Josh]

Yeah. But this is a weird part so one of the victims who passed away, unfortunately, Sarah Beckstrom, I believe she was 20, very sad, terrible. Other guy, Andrew Wolf, as far as I seen that he's still in critical condition. But Sarah, this is a weird conspiracy and it's just weird.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So just preface that. But people have done screen recordings. I tried to do it today, it didn't work for me. So I wonder if something was changed. But if you go to like Google Trends and you look up her name, her name was looked up.

In another country I think two days before this event happened. It was in Tel Aviv, Israel.

[Andrew]

Oh yeah, my brother sent us.

[Lil]

What in the world?

[Josh]

It's spike. The only place in the world where her name was looked up was Tel Aviv, Israel, two days before this incident.

[Lil]

Dude, what is going on? That's crazy. That's really weird, that stuff then that's the thing, they don't account for people like. Because that happened with a lot with Charlie Kirk's death too. Like two days before, like apparently there was. The name of the shooter was like spiked nothing. And then a spike located in Washington D.C. and then the name of the type of gun and like just all multiple things that all lined up and so something like that. That means, I mean obviously it was a planned hit.

[Josh]

I mean it seems had to have been intentional. I mean, obviously it was intentional.

[Andy]

I want to know how good Google is at actually like looking up the IP address though. Because I remember in like high school we used to use proxy websites and.

[Josh]

So we could get on my VPNs.

[Andy]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but so just to play devil's advocate, somebody wanting to paint that narrative could be doing the same thing and pinging off of somewhere over there.

[Josh]

Yeah, but it was two days before the incident.

[Lil]

Right.

[Andy]

Well, I'm saying they. I mean, couldn't you ping it at any point whenever you decided? Like if you're deciding, hey, like let's start. This is a thing that I was saying they are responsible for whoever they is, they are responsible. But they're painting a narrative with the.

[Lil]

I understand whoever's planning the hit, it wants to point to look that way.

[Andrew]

I understand what you're saying.

[Andy]

I can't think of a way to be sure that that didn't happen.

[Lil]

Man, that's crazy, dude.

[Josh]

And we did talk about on the live, that whole X account or X Twitter, where the location popped up in Homeland Security was their account.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Saying that it was hosted in Israel.

[Lil]

Started. Yeah.

[Josh]

All these political accounts are like overseas, like Nigeria and it's like, this is so weird.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I think they were saying it was a glitch, which I'm like, I don't want that.

[Lil]

I don't think that's how glitches work.

[Andy]

All of them.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Super weird, strange man. I don't like that at all. I change the subject a little bit. Something a little bit funnier, but please. There was this guy, an Italian man, who was accused of impersonating his mother. And like, he could. She had get. Was getting pension. And so she goes up and goes to the location to get her money and everything like that. And he's dressed as his mother. And that's. That's the mom, and that's him.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Lil]

Not terrible. But I can imagine the voice of an older Italian man impersonating a mother. So you can kind of see it.

[Josh]

That's pretty impressive.

[Andrew]

He did great. He did great.

[Lil]

He did great. But the thing is, it was apparently not that great in person because the lady who was recognizing, like, you know, helping him out, she realized something's a little off here.

[Andy]

Grazie.

[Josh]

Grazie.

[Lil]

I need my money. She. She goes back and she's like, I think something's up here. She calls the police. The police show up and it's like, okay, you can't. You can't do this. So they go to his home.

[Andrew]

His mom's dead.

[Lil]

His mom's dead.

[Josh]

Oh, no.

[Lil]

The body is in the house, and he's under investigation right now. And he was literally trying to just collect her pension.

[Andy]

Isn't that nuts?

[Josh]

Oh, no, it's crazy.

[Lil]

Yeah, but it's just like. I mean, the levels that you're willing to go through, it's like, all right, now it's time to play dress up.

[Andrew]

Yeah. You know, it's nuts about, like, all the fraudulent stuff with that. Elon talks about it on the episode with Joe, but he's like, the easiest thing you could do is like, maybe delete everybody out of the system that is 300 years old. Do you know anyone that's 300 years old? Because there's 300 year old people collecting money from the government right now.

[Lil]

Not so possible.

[Josh]

Did we talk about those two guys that were trying to invade the island?

[Lil]

The island?

[Andrew]

Oh, no, you and I talked about it, though.

[Lil]

The island.

[Josh]

No, this is a different. This is psycho. Psycho.

[Lil]

Okay.

[Josh]

These two kids, Gavin and Tanner, 21 and 20, came up with this elaborate idea scheme where they were going to sail to this island that's right off the coast of Haiti, as I think they said, 80,000 people live on this island. Their plan was to take it over. And they said they planned on the all the men and enslaving the women and children.

And so what they did was they started buying weapons. They were taking sailing lessons. One of them joined the Air Force, I believe, or like one military something, just to get training.

[Lil]

Sure.

[Josh]

And they had this whole plot and they started recruiting homeless people from Washington, D.C. what, to build an army?

[Lil]

I can't comprehend this. Like, whose idea was this?

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

But they were dead serious, and they were about to move forward with it, and then their plan got.

Caught.

[Andy]

Exposed.

[Lil]

Exposed. Okay, so someone caught him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Before it was ever happening. Did they, like, was there any, like, repercussions from that?

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, they're probably potentially facing life in prison.

[Lil]

Really?

[Andrew]

They haven't actually done it yet.

[Josh]

It was a conspiracy to murder something. Something, something, or they said, like, minimum, it's 15 years. But they're also caught with other stuff, with children.

[Andrew]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

What terrible stuff. But that's. They were these. I mean, complete psychopaths that were just like, we're going to go take over this island.

[Lil]

What are they thinking, Dude?

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Lil]

I'm just imagining the brainstorming process for that. It's like, dude, I don't know what to do with my life. I want to go to college.

[Josh]

They're even learning Haitian Creole.

[Lil]

Do it.

[Andy]

They were in the process of learning, which means they're going to try to take an island and they're going to.

[Josh]

Be like.

I can't talk to you, Mercy. That's all I know.

[Lil]

I just. Yeah. That seems like the craziest plan of all time.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

The homeless recruitment is baffling to me.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Like, I mean, that's kind of promising them a wonderful life. Like, listen, you'll live like a king.

[Josh]

You get to live in the Caribbean.

[Lil]

He's got to kill at least 2,000 people each.

[Josh]

It's crazy. It's insane.

[Lil]

I mean, I don't. I can't imagine, like, that if that actually tried to put, like, they actually landed on shore and, like, how that would have played out.

[Josh]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Lil]

It's. Dude, that's bonkers. People need to get hobbies, man.

[Andy]

So their plan wasn't, like, exposed at all as far as, like, how they would be able to do that.

[Josh]

As far as I just read of what I just said, basically, I got you. Yeah.

[Andrew]

I know that the homeless people were like, hey, if you give me a warm blanket and some food, I'll tell you everything about what these guys are doing.

[Andy]

Maybe.

[Andrew]

What?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Andrew]

I bet it was one of them.

[Josh]

Probably.

[Lil]

Yeah. They're even like. He's like, I know this is a bad idea.

[Andrew]

This is nuts. I'm not doing.

[Josh]

Spare some change? No. Well, if you do, I got a little secret.

[Andrew]

And the guy's like, what are you talking about? This is nuts. Looks into it.

[Lil]

Don't worry. This guy tells me secrets every day.

[Josh]

Yeah, but speaking of secrets, I got some secrets that I want to talk to you guys about.

[Lil]

Please. What's your first one?

[Josh]

A mysterious lady in blue. And I'm gonna tell you right after this.

[Lil]

I don't go anywhere.

[Andrew]

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[Lil]

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[Andrew]

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[Lil]

In time for this class.

[Andrew]

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[Josh]

Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are back in Disney's Freakier Friday, now streaming on Disney.

[Andrew]

We switched bodies. I am freaking out right now.

[Lil]

I think I just peed a little.

[Josh]

It's an absolute riot.

[Lil]

And the only thing movie that can.

[Josh]

Be described as so much weirder than the last time.

[Andy]

What? Last time?

[Lil]

It's the frequel.

[Andy]

You ready?

[Josh]

We've been waiting for that.

[Andrew]

Absolutely.

[Josh]

Slays Disney's Freakier Friday now streaming on Disney.

[Lil]

Rated pg.

[Andrew]

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[Lil]

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[Andy]

Hear me out.

[Lil]

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[Josh]

Great.

Clap, clap.

[Lil]

Everybody clap your hands.

[Andy]

Clap clap.

[Andrew]

Clap.

[Andy]

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap, clap.

[Josh]

Bing bong.

So many noises.

[Lil]

Joe Byron.

[Josh]

Bing bong.

[Lil]

Bong.

[Andy]

Dude, I can't wait to tell you what I found out.

[Lil]

Ooh, I can't wait to tell you what I found out.

[Josh]

I can't wait to tell you guys what I found out.

[Andrew]

How do these have protein in them?

[Josh]

They're made out of like, whey protein.

[Andy]

Cricket meals.

[Lil]

And they're so delicious. Also, shout out to every single person who took our snack request seriously.

[Josh]

Yeah, we got a plethora.

[Lil]

We. We've gotten some snacks. We got. I put them in the cupboard and the little drawer thing over there where we usually keep them all.

[Josh]

Also, I just want to show these real quick.

[Lil]

Oh, these are so cool.

[Josh]

We had a fan.

Jack Hartree. Is that how you say hardy?

[Lil]

Archery. Yep. Archery. Archery. He's a illustrator in fine arts.

[Josh]

Look at these.

[Lil]

Aren't those amazing?

[Josh]

Pretty cool.

[Lil]

We love some fan art.

[Josh]

Very cool. Thanks, Jack. These are very, very cool.

[Andy]

Watercolor.

[Lil]

Watercolor. And looks like pencil or. I don't know.

[Josh]

Human.

[Lil]

Human excrement.

[Josh]

Human poopy from my back. Yeah. This is sick.

[Lil]

Pretty dope. We're gonna hang those in the office, so thank you. Thank you so much, Jack.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

If you guys want stuff like that, go to Jack Hardy Hartree.

[Josh]

Did you actually know that it's a question.

[Lil]

Quarter. Question. Quarter, question, quarter With Lily with questions.

[Andrew]

Are fresh on her mind. Jump. Scare. Okay. This is a Thanksgiving question. Even though it already passed.

[Lil]

Sure.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andrew]

That was my chance.

[Andy]

Sure.

[Lil]

Do it again. Do it again. Right? Okay.

[Andrew]

You hear it? You hear it? Okay. Would you rather have some sort of compulsion at the Thanksgiving dinner table where you either diarrhea of the mouth, something awful, like some. It could be, like, embarrassing.

[Josh]

Say something really bad, like cancelable.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Like, it could be your deepest, darkest secret. You don't want anybody here. It could be something racist. It could be something awful and untrue, but your mouth just makes it come out okay. You can't help it. Or have this compulsion of when everyone's sitting there, you flip the table.

[Josh]

Oh, definitely that with your food on it. That'd be so funny.

[Lil]

It would be like.

[Josh]

I'd be like, I am so sorry. I don't know why I just did that. But that was kind of funny, Right?

[Lil]

Right, guys?

[Andy]

No.

[Lil]

Yeah, because there's still more food. You don't keep Thanksgiving. You don't keep all the food on the table. Right?

[Andrew]

We don't.

[Josh]

Did you see that one video?

[Lil]

Most people don't. So I think that you can get seconds. I'll clean it up. We're good.

[Josh]

There was the one video I saw. It was, like, on barstool or something. It was a huge family gathering for Thanksgiving. And they had on one giant long table, and she, like, said a prayer or something, and the whole table goes.

All the food is gone, bro.

[Lil]

What do you do at that point? Everyone's like, what do you do at that point?

[Josh]

Pizza.

[Lil]

Dominoes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Are they open?

[Josh]

Definitely.

[Andy]

Flip the table.

[Josh]

I think that'd be so funny.

[Andrew]

I would flip the table, too, but it would take a lot of effort for me to flip the table really hard.

[Lil]

That would be the funniest thing.

[Andrew]

And they'd be like, stop her.

[Lil]

It's.

[Josh]

It's so. It's happened to me before where you say something and it's like, maybe you're, like, trying to tell a joke, and it does not land. And people, like, are like. And it's the worst feeling ever.

[Lil]

I haven't got that much until I started going to another church. Not the church we're at now, but the other church we were at, there'd be times where I'm just like having full on conversations and I'll just make a joke and nothing. And I get the weirdest. I've never had that in my life before.

[Andy]

It's awful.

[Andrew]

It happens to me basically all the time, every day.

[Lil]

Yeah. I think maybe it has happened. I'm just now noticing it and now just letting it bother me.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Which I can't let it bother me.

[Andrew]

We went to Josh's family for Thanksgiving this year and I think it happened to me 10 times where I'm literally trying to talk to somebody and they are not hearing me and so I'm just talking.

[Josh]

I witnessed like every time that happened too. Remember the thing was like, it was like six times that things Thanksgiving.

[Andrew]

It happened to me.

[Andy]

They didn't hear me.

[Andrew]

Forget it.

[Lil]

So that's the best.

[Josh]

So would you flip a table or say something?

[Lil]

Flip it. Yeah, why not? I've said enough embarrassing things.

[Andy]

I. I think I'm going. I'd rather say something like the questions like verbal Tourette's or would you rather have like a spasm?

[Andrew]

Yeah, it's like physical versus verbal.

[Andy]

Yeah. I feel like you could explain away the verbal, but what if it's at.

[Josh]

Someone'S like someone at your family gathering who's like struggling with something and you yell at them what they're going through, anything.

[Lil]

I mean, you see another interracial couple and you just happen to say something, then it's funny.

[Andy]

My wife's across the table looking and she's like, obviously this is a condition.

[Andrew]

Yeah. If you have a good partner, they could help out because you could be like, my wife is obviously a lunatic or something like that.

[Lil]

If I flip the table, Kelsey's 100% starting a food fight just to lighten the mood.

[Andrew]

Kelsey's would be the best. She would crack up that you flipped the table.

[Josh]

You flipping a.

[Andy]

How did that happen? What the heck?

[Lil]

What? You guys see that?

[Andy]

Is that the wind or something?

[Lil]

Grandpa, why'd you do that?

[Josh]

We saw you stand up and grab onto the table and flip it.

[Lil]

Also, you yelled something racist and embarrassing before you did it. Andy, you don't have to combine the two.

[Josh]

I don't think so.

[Andy]

I don't think that's weird.

[Lil]

Right?

[Josh]

Oh, all right. Andrew. No, I was. No. Oh, wait, No, I mean, I meant Andrew has a real.

[Lil]

Yes, he does.

[Josh]

Trick, trick, flip, flip.

Racist, something.

[Lil]

Embarrassing story.

[Josh]

Andrew's got a reel and he's gonna.

[Lil]

Show us.

[Andy]

What'S going on.

[Andrew]

Did you see that comment, by the way? That was like, Andrew's the second racist person behind Lily.

[Lil]

Did you say?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

I'm like, what? How did you get.

[Josh]

He said. He said. I've been watching since episode three. Andrew's definitely racist, but not as racist as Lily.

[Andrew]

What?

[Lil]

That's hilarious.

[Andrew]

What do you mean?

[Lil]

I mean, we can roll the clip. We have a highlight reel.

[Andrew]

Stop it.

[Lil]

Also episode three. Why not start at episode one? I don't know.

[Josh]

Yeah, the first two are a little. Yeah, Yeah.

[Andy]

I don't know what's going on.

[Andrew]

We debate Book of Eli. That's fun.

[Lil]

And we actually got reached out the direct. Direct. So cool.

[Josh]

The director's like, yeah, he was blind.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So funny.

[Lil]

Still makes no sense to me, but whatever.

[Andy]

All right, I'm going to have to show you guys this on my phone because it's literally something's going on. It won't send. So this is.

[Josh]

I hate it.

[Andy]

It's really fast, and I forgot that I needed one. But this is saved in my phone. You gu ready?

[Andrew]

Oh, gosh.

[Andy]

Yep. No context. Just happens.

[Josh]

What is he.

[Lil]

Oh, my God.

What is he. Is he nail clipping? Nail clippers on his teeth? Yeah.

[Andrew]

Why?

And did the. Did the teeth break off? I didn't see it.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Lil]

I'm trying not to think about it.

[Josh]

I immediately plugged my ears. That was the worst thing.

[Lil]

I don't even want to. I don't even want to close my teeth. Mouth now.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

I can't recover.

[Lil]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew]

Awful.

[Lil]

That's crazy, Andrew. Who needs a dentist, man?

[Andrew]

How can you confidently open your phone and go to scroll?

[Josh]

Oh, my God.

[Andy]

I might have that psychotic thing where stuff doesn't affect me like it does other people. I hate that. Oh, my gosh.

[Lil]

That's pretty awful.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

I thought. I couldn't see. I thought he was cracking his knuckles.

[Andy]

That's what it sounded like.

[Josh]

Like, there's an active shooter.

Help me.

[Andrew]

I need help.

[Josh]

Oh, gosh.

[Andy]

I hate that.

[Lil]

That is.

[Andy]

I didn't think that was going to get you that.

[Lil]

That's got to be fake. It's got to be. He's got to have fake teeth or something.

[Andy]

You tell yourself that you could do that.

[Andrew]

You can't do that.

[Andy]

There's a ton of people who have done it. They're like tribes of people who, like, file.

[Josh]

We can't talk about anymore.

[Andy]

It's okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Awful.

[Josh]

You want to hear about it?

[Andrew]

My teeth got shaved one time by an orthodontist.

[Lil]

Okay.

[Josh]

It's the worst, everyone.

[Lil]

The worst.

[Andrew]

It's the worst.

[Josh]

First, that's like. That's. It's the nails on the chalkboard times infinity with me thinking about that. It's hurting my skin.

[Andrew]

Your body, Alan Shamrock was there watching me get my teeth shaved.

[Andy]

Nice.

[Lil]

Remember when you thought that tooth coming through my gun was a Dorito?

That was just being lodged through.

It's so funny. The dentist is, like, filing. Wayne as. Wait, is that nacho cheese? Is that cool ranch? I'm filing right now.

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh. Hey, do you. Do you have something going on with your gallbladder, by the way?

[Lil]

No, I legitimately think it was just me just, I don't know, being bloated or something. You tell me, because I feel better.

[Andrew]

Oh, good.

[Lil]

Also, I'm taking vitamin D. I'm taking 5000 ICs of vitamin D a day.

[Josh]

Now, I don't know what that means.

[Lil]

It's just, like, the dosage of vitamin D. I don't know what the IC stands for, but it's like, if you're really low on vitamin D, which I am, apparently. I went to Health Basket and they got some, and it's like, all. Like. That's just. It was super cheap. It was, like, all organic stuff.

[Josh]

You feel better?

[Lil]

I feel a lot better. Yay.

[Josh]

Maybe I should try that.

[Lil]

Yeah, I mean, it gives you. I mean, if you're low on it, you definitely should, because it's definitely something that, like, helps out with your whole body.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Yeah. It really affects you when you're.

[Josh]

I think my supplement thing has.

[Andrew]

It does.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew]

It has all the D's and the bees in it.

[Josh]

All the D's and the bees.

[Andrew]

But you might. You might need to optimize it, because I was taking optimization and supplementing, and I still was low.

[Lil]

Yeah. Because I was, like, really, really low. So they. I'm cranking it up because it goes up to, like, 5,000 ICs.

[Andrew]

Good job, Andy.

[Lil]

Hey, thank you.

[Josh]

Speaking of vitamin D. What. Have you decided to listen to this story that I'm about to say? Sorry. The lady. The lady in blue.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Lil]

All right.

[Josh]

Lady in blue.

[Lil]

I see you.

[Josh]

Kai Dickens mentioned it to us. Yeah. I'm like, I want to look this up.

[Lil]

I forgot.

[Josh]

Yeah. Speaking of which, Kai Dickens episode is available to the public now on YouTube. We gotta upload on Spotify.

[Lil]

And if there's one word that I could use to describe that interview, it would be fascinating.

[Andy]

People were.

[Josh]

People were roasting us for how Often we said fascinating.

In yalls defense sense.

[Andy]

Anytime you do like a zoom interview, you never know if, like, am I filling space? Are they about to talk? And so you're like constantly like, waiting to speak and it feels weird. It interrupts the rhythm of a normal conversation.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We needed more adjectives though, apparently.

[Lil]

Yeah, I just need a strength.

[Josh]

Remarkable list.

[Andy]

You and me can be on this side of the cameras. We'll have like, cards.

[Josh]

Remarkable. Astounding.

[Andrew]

Very cool.

[Josh]

Very nice. The lady in blue.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay. Sister Maria de Jesus the Agreda.

[Andrew]

Good job.

[Josh]

Born in 1602. And she was a like a nun. And she was in. Where was she? Oh, my gosh. I. I wrote this this morning. So get. Be patient with me.

[Lil]

Give me a break.

[Josh]

She was located somewhere in South America. She was at this.

Spanish Franciscan Abbess. That's what she was.

[Lil]

Okay.

[Josh]

Sister Maria, how do you solve a problem like Maria?

But she had these crazy, crazy experiences. Some. It gets a little like, weird. But what is true, what has been proven is her ability for biolocation.

[Andrew]

What.

[Lil]

What does that mean?

[Josh]

Meaning she could be in another place.

At the same time as she was in another. Like where she was at her.

Residence.

[Andrew]

So different than teleporting.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Andrew]

Is there a physical essence?

[Josh]

Yes. And two bodies, basically. Like she, like, they call. Like, you could almost be like astral planing. But you're like you physically. You're like physically in this area.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And what she would do is she would go to Native American tribes in the U.S. like in Texas, New Mexico and Arizona, and tell them about the gospel. And so when missionaries finally went into the new world of the Americas. Right. They were presenting Christ. And they said, they've. We've already heard this. We've already been baptized.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Josh]

From the lady in the blue. She told us and she told them the tribe name.

What the location looked like. And she's thousands of miles away. And she. Yeah, so she spoke to the native people. One of them mentioned specifically the Jumano tribe. Sorry if I'm mispronouncing that Jumano tribe. But she described their lands and their clothing so accurate that when they went to. Later on, they're like, they compared stories and like, she was talking to these tribe members, but it's impossible because she was in wherever in South America.

[Lil]

Weird.

[Josh]

Yeah. Or maybe in Spain. Can you look up where she was maybe in Spain then? Yeah. Okay. I. I'm. I apologize for saying South America.

[Lil]

So it's across oceans.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

She's doing this.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lil]

That's crazy.

[Josh]

Yeah. But she said the Jumano tribe, they said a lady in blue came to. To us and told us you would arrive. Meaning the missionaries.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And they described her as a pale woman wearing a shimmering blue cloak who taught them Christian prayers and urged them to seek baptism.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Josh]

And she said apparently she had all these insane. She received these like, visions from what she says was God.

But she was able to go to different locations in America, preach the gospel. And they like, they were not able to disprove that. Yeah, they're like, for a fact she was doing that.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Because who else would have done it?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

There's no ladies around that time that would have. I mean, had. I mean, where she lived. I mean, that's just crazy.

[Andrew]

So she was back in Spain, though, and she's like, this is happening. Yes, this is where it is.

[Josh]

Yeah. And so when they. So word reached the Spanish Inquisition, which apparently they weren't always the best of dudes.

[Andrew]

Right.

[Josh]

But instead of condemning her, they interviewed her extensively. Some key points from the testimony. Maria calmly affirmed she had visited the new world over 500 times. She accurately described landscapes unseen by Europeans. And then missionaries confirmed matching reports from native groups.

So they concluded the church at the time, they concluded that she was not lying, she's not psychologically ill, and she likely experienced what they would call a genuine mystical phenomena.

[Andy]

Bro.

[Josh]

Of biologation.

[Lil]

That's so cool.

[Josh]

Yeah. But this is where I thought obviously that was super cool.

[Andrew]

Amazing.

[Josh]

But she talked about she was able to see the. Also these different realms of like the spirit, spiritual realm and stuff. Like apparently while she was traveling. And she describes it, and I thought it was really interesting.

So she talks about the realm called the invisible earthly realm, where it's basically the spirit realm on Earth, what we experience around us on earth. Yeah. And she said the realm over. It's a realm overlapping our world, which she called the region of air inhabited by angels, demons and wandering spirits.

[Andrew]

What?

[Josh]

Yep. And she said, she claimed this realm non physical, but interacting constantly with physical matter. The place where demonic temptation originates. A zone she could see into during her trips. And. But the way she described it, she said the movement of the spirits in this realm is almost like vibrations.

Changes in spiritual pressure and spots of thinness where spiritual influences can pass through more easily.

[Andrew]

Oh, you mean ley lines. We all know about that stuff.

[Lil]

Oh, you talk about ley lines.

[Josh]

And she's talking about this stuff in the 1600s.

[Andrew]

Nuts.

[Lil]

Bonkers.

[Josh]

This little Maria.

[Lil]

Yeah, sweet Maria.

[Josh]

This little nun Maria. But yeah, so. And she goes on, there's A lot of other stuff that, like. So I'm not saying what she. I believe she was really experiencing this stuff.

[Lil]

Sure.

[Josh]

Whether or not it was good and bad or a mixture of both. Or maybe it was started off as good, but then was influenced by bad.

[Andrew]

What started happening? Can you give us a hint?

[Josh]

Well, she started, like, proclaiming that, like.

She was revealed, like, the entire life of Mary, mother of Jesus. And she made these claims, like, Mary was born with full understanding, like she was a baby with full understanding, and chose at the age of three to remain a virgin her entire life and basically said this whole thing that no one in church history has ever talked about Mary. And so the church was like, I don't know, maybe, maybe not, probably not so. But there's some stuff she talked about with these different realms that seem to slip into, like the. They call it esoteric Christianity or the Kabbalah, you know, like this like, super spiritual mysticism leading into, like, occult kind of stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I'm like, did that happen just through. I don't know. Yeah, like, because she was presenting Christ to these people.

[Andy]

Yeah, Like, I just. I just dove through an article trying to, like, understand, just to play devil's advocate, like, what are the. What, like, what would people say? Like, how would this. What advantage would there be to making any of this up? And there isn't a clear answer of anything. But I do know that those tribes had experiences with other Spanish missionaries previously. There just wasn't a known, like, conversion. And so one of the theories is that Spain was looking to grab strongholds in that area and that those. That native tribe was having conflict with other Native American tribes. And so they were looking for Spanish protection and making these claims that, like, no, we've all. We're all. We were Christians. We did the thing that you guys talked about before. Come help us. And so that's one of the angles. But it seems. It seems pretty weak and unsubstantiated. But then there's like, the other things. They say that her body in the 1900s was dug back up to be viewed and that it. It was still intact and whole. They call it like another miracle.

[Josh]

Well, they. Yeah, a lot of saints. Saints, they claim their bodies don't decompose. Yeah, that's strange.

[Andrew]

Isn't that weird?

[Andy]

Yeah, I know, it's.

[Josh]

It's a whole. It's weird. And like, apparently she wrote a book about everything and it was banned from the church for like a couple hundred years. Really? Yeah, like, they banned the book. And then recently, I Don't know when recently is, but they were able to bring it back.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Possibly she just got a little bit overzealous. Like imagine experiencing something like that and being like, this exists.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Now what do I do?

[Andy]

Which there's biblical precedent for that. Moses was given authority and he was told to obey and he used the staff by means to execute instruction given to him. Right?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And then when he's told speak to the rock, he uses the power that he's known and shows his human nature and corruption. So we know that power can be granted and corruption can take place later.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So to. To make that argument. But the thing that weirds me out though is with her saying all of these things about Mary that's not just extra biblical that flies in the face of what scripture teaches in that Mary needed to be visited later to be told the plan. But if she had complete knowledge, what's.

[Josh]

The point of that visitation knowledge of what was going to happen. She was born with full consciousness. Consciousness, like understanding as like not like what she was going to be called to necessarily.

[Andy]

I gotcha.

[Lil]

But like so Mary did know.

Mary did. She knew.

[Josh]

She always knew from the womb. Cause she had full consciousness.

Yeah. That's how the song goes.

[Andy]

It is.

[Lil]

Yep. That's it.

[Andy]

What.

[Josh]

What are we even talking about?

[Lil]

That's from the gospels.

[Andrew]

I think that's crazy interesting. It makes me, you know, what scripture I keep thinking about and I know that's not the meaning of it, but when Paul writes about like, there will be no excuse. Everyone knows. And you know, you think about like, I think ways I've heard that explained is like, you know, because if you know love, like God is love. If you know love. God is love. Right. What's the song?

[Josh]

God is love.

[Lil]

God is love.

[Josh]

God is love.

[Andrew]

Anyway, that maybe that experience of knowing love is like your understanding of God in some capacity. And then obviously Paul says, go for milk to me. So like as you're learning, you know, build up your understanding. But like, what if also he was meaning there's no excuse for you not to understand because I'm also putting people, I'm astroplaning them into your village.

[Lil]

Yeah. I mean he's going to use any instruments he can, like any way possible.

[Josh]

Padre Pio, right here. He. He had some biologation stories too that he was doing. Yeah. Brennan told me that basically Padre Pio, he had this disciple, like one of his disciples that like they all have them. Yeah, you know, helpers. But he. There was this old man now, like maybe in his 90s or something. But Brennan got to talk to him.

[Andrew]

Crazy.

[Josh]

And he's like. Like, yeah, he's like. I witnessed Padre. Padre Pio in a biolocation. He said we were at. Like. I'm gonna totally butcher the story. I'm just trying to remember. It was a while ago, but like he was somewhere. Padre Pio comes in talking with them and then they find out he's back in Europe or wherever.

[Andrew]

Nuts.

[Josh]

And it's like, dude, how trippy is that?

[Lil]

Crazy.

[Andrew]

Played by Shia LaBeouf, by the way.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew]

Did you know Shiny LaBeouf is married to Frankenstein's bride?

[Lil]

No.

[Andrew]

In real life. They've been married since 2000.

[Lil]

Frankenstein's bride?

[Josh]

Who's that from the Frankenstein movie?

[Lil]

Still haven't seen it.

[Josh]

What?

[Lil]

I've only seen the first 10 minutes. Like the first act. It's crazy. I know. It's a three hour movie. I need. I knew. I. Yeah, we have plans tonight. But yeah, I definitely we're gonna try.

[Josh]

Here's another interesting thing. So bad that Abbas Maria talked about.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

She talked about one of her visions and stuff was she was able to see the angelic hierarchies.

[Andrew]

Cool.

[Josh]

Which again, we're diving into stuff that is not confirmed anywhere. So I'm not saying this is right.

[Andrew]

What do you mean though? There's like. We know that there's angels and archangels.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

She's very specific with it though.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Josh]

So she's basically. She claimed to be shown a structure of an angelic existences. Existence. And it was highly organized, almost like a government system. And she said there's nine orders of angels. The arranged in, quote, choirs with different luminosities. What Communication happening as light pulses rather than words. Entire groups moving like synchronized patterns.

And she said lower angels could not withstand the radiance of higher ones without being quote, strengthened.

She also said she saw the fall of Lucifer, describing a tearing in the harmony of the angelic light angels becoming shadowed intellects rather than burning ones. A down, downward spiraling motion that felt like entering density. So, yeah. She talks about this whole. Like how these.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Wax. And it's like, dude, I mean, I would probably talk about that too if I saw that.

[Lil]

Sure. I mean, how do you. How do you not?

[Andrew]

Even if she's just dreaming this, like.

[Josh]

What? Yeah, but that's it.

[Lil]

That.

[Josh]

I didn't read that part originally. The. The fall of Lucifer talks about how these fallen angels became shadowed intellects rather than burning ones.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Josh]

So they like literally became. They like lost their Light.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Tolkien East 2. That.

Disharmony was spread into the universe. The dissonant note.

[Andrew]

Oh, man.

[Andy]

Oh.

[Josh]

Anyway, she saw some crazy stuff. I would actually kind of like to read. Read her book. See what. But with caution.

[Lil]

With caution.

[Josh]

With some discernment.

[Lil]

What about what? Like, what an honor to, like, have, like, God say, like, I need you. It's like, I'm not. I can't. I don't have anyone else that I feel like is good for this job. So I'm gonna duplicate you, put you in another location, because you're that important for this job.

[Andrew]

Nuts.

[Lil]

So cool.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

And Isaiah. And Isaiah, they say, here I am. Send me, Send me another, another me Send me another me Send me another.

[Josh]

Me to the new world.

[Lil]

It's crazy. I wonder if that, like, do we see any of that in the Bible? Like, possibility of that? I mean, we know we have Philip the Transporting man.

[Andy]

Basically. Yeah. That's the only thing I could think of.

[Lil]

That's crazy, though. That's so cool. I love that.

[Josh]

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, we. Yeah.

[Andy]

Dude, you ready for this?

[Lil]

Is that Montauk dude you remember?

[Josh]

Yeah. We talked about with Corey?

[Lil]

Tell me, do you know Montauk was actually the original name of Stranger Things?

[Andy]

Yep. The Montauk project. Did you know that? Cooler. Did you know that this just got officially confirmed as real?

[Andrew]

Oh, wow.

[Andy]

By the director of the fda.

[Lil]

That animal.

[Andy]

That animal he talks about off of Plum island, officially, that what they were. What they were experimenting with in this lab is they were combining deer and rats and that they lost their hybrids and they began showing up 25 miles outside of Plum island on a podcast five days ago. Just said that.

[Lil]

Yuck.

[Andy]

His name is somewhere in my notes. So, RFK. What's RFK's title?

[Andrew]

Oh, gosh.

[Lil]

Department of Health or something.

[Josh]

Yeah, Health inspector.

[Andy]

He's Department of Health. And.

The PBD podcast. You know what I'm talking about? This guy.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

So that's the guy whose name I'm still looking for in my notes.

Marty McCary. So his credentials. He's a surgeon, Johns Hopkins. He has over 300 peer review before his position. Position. And the new administration as the head of the FDA. Over 300 peer reviewed journal entries. So this isn't like somebody they pulled out of thin air to put in a position to like. Well, now you're in charge of the fda. This is somebody. Johns Hopkins Surgery, Harvard School of Public Health. And, like, that's where he did his PhD. So this is a person Very qualified. Very. And he just claimed not only that with Montauk project, and he said that Plum island, this. These creatures got out. But he just said definitively, I can say with certain. Or he said, I can say with. Oh, man. Now I'm getting his word. It's something like, I'm. We're basically positive. It wasn't like, exactly 100. When he's like, we're basically positive that Lyme disease originated on Plum Island. And he said. And it. Five days ago. And he said, it goes back to project Paperclip when they took that guy, when everyone was getting executed in Nuremberg, they took one of them back, and the guys, all of his research was on ticks. That's what he did. They bring him into the US and the start of Lyme disease. Outside of Lyme, whatever this. I forget what state it's in, but it's Lyme. That's why it's called Lyme disease. Oh, the dude's research was in that subject. And then just a few miles away, ground zero. And he was literally researching ticks as bioweapons, and that's where it all spread from. Spread from. So he literally says, from this research facility. It's where it all originated. And so it's. I mean, I just. I'm, like, listening to the dude say, yeah, the Montauk stuff, real rats and deer. And then he's talking about ticks, and he's like, for sure it came from the lab. It was sequenced in a lab. And he's like, and that's what the epidemic was.

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy]

So, like, I don't even know what to do with this information. But the. The truth of it is, we just had the head of the FDA say, operation Paperclip, legit Montauk, they really did successfully create these hybrids. And he's like, ticks really are something that we were experimenting with.

[Andrew]

We made ticks? Is that what you were saying?

[Andy]

No, we didn't. Lyme disease. Oh, no. But we made those things. So I was like. And I always want to play devil advocate. I'm like, okay, let me look this up. And so what they're saying is if you look at like, like, old samples of, like, tissue, they've found the precursors to, like, or variants of Lyme disease in the past. But what I would say to that is, like, I think they took something that existed, they bioengineered, and they ramped it up to do something. They're like, well, no one would ever use it as a bioweapon. It spreads too slow. And they're saying that, like this. They literally said the spike in Lyme disease is soaring. Right. Like, right now. But they're saying it's because of. It doesn't make sense. Because they're talking about how, like, people have been moved out of habitat, which is given the opportunity for the areas to thrive with ticks. It's like in. In the statement they made, the argument against it, like, literally goes in circles. As I was reading it, I couldn't understand how destruction of habitat would increase the spread of ticks. Like, you're not gonna, like, if you got rid all the orange groves gone, all the tall grass gone in this town. Right. Well, we're not gonna get more ticks walking to the mailbox. Blocks on concrete like that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

That doesn't make sense. They're just gone where they were. They don't, like, fly 10 miles away and suddenly land on my concrete street.

[Josh]

Yeah, well, maybe it's just displacement, you know, like, if their habitats get down, they spread quicker and faster over different places.

[Andy]

I mean, I guess. But, I mean, how would. How would they be. How would they be carried? Like, there's not a. You know, because, like, they would.

[Josh]

Or just latching on to other things.

[Andy]

Yeah, I think all those populations. Because here's what I'm saying. Like, they're saying coyote populations are plummeting. Deer populations are plummeting. Ticks, though, through the roof. That's why. So it's like either either all the populations, the means by which they live are going up or they're going down, in which case they would be going down like they're a parasite to that host. So it doesn't make sense that. That they would be still growing.

[Josh]

Unless they can't be killed.

[Lil]

That's what I'm saying. Or they just latch onto each other and create one giant tick to move to locations.

[Andy]

In the same interview, in the same interview, he says that HIV is also engineered from an African lab.

In the same interview, same interview.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

Hiv. Lyme disease, Montauk project.

[Andrew]

Lyme disease is not deadly, though. Right. It just attacks your nervous system and makes your quality of life poor.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Lil]

I'd rather be dead.

[Andy]

It's pretty brutal. It's pretty brutal. I don't. That's one of the arguments is they're like, there is a cure for it, but my whole thing is like, it's just research gone wrong. I'm not saying there was this ploy out of this lab. I see to like, we're gonna destroy the American public. I just think, like in the leak. Yeah. In the same way they didn't mean for their rat deer hybrid to land on the shore.

[Andrew]

It was just ironic.

[Lil]

Got out.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Scary to think about because, like, when are they gonna make the next mistake and what's it going to be?

[Andy]

Yep.

[Josh]

Do you hear this crazy conspiracy? Because this is making me think of when I heard today this is a crazy conspiracy.

[Andrew]

Oh, boy.

[Lil]

What is it?

[Josh]

It has to do with Mr. Jeffrey.

[Lil]

The financier.

[Josh]

The financier, yeah.

[Lil]

From New York.

[Andy]

Yeah. What's up?

[Lil]

What's he up there?

[Andrew]

Jeff.

[Andy]

Jeff.

[Andrew]

That's so funny. That bit on Conan, dude, the best.

[Lil]

That guy's genius, by the way.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lil]

He's an SNL writer, but he's on the Chair company with Tim Robinson.

[Andrew]

Does he play the old guy? Yeah, the one that's like.

[Lil]

He's not an actor either. He's also. He was also in the one battle after another with Leonardo DiCaprio, which is a good movie, by the way. Oh, sorry, go ahead. My bad.

[Josh]

The financier.

[Lil]

Yes.

[Josh]

So this is a proven thing. Weinstein talked about it how.

Jeffrey was very obsessed with, like, bioengineering and, like, this physics and like, weird, like space travel, really. Human DNA and gene splicing, like all this weird stuff. But this conspiracy is that he was about to get got. And he said he's the one that paid all these different people to create what is Covid. And he said, I have the kill switch. So if I go, the kill switch goes. And this sickness will be released in the world.

[Andrew]

No, I don't think that happened conspiracy.

[Josh]

Theory, because shortly after he passed, Covid happened. Covid happened.

[Andrew]

And I don't think. Here's my thing. I think that there is a possibility that it was the people he was affiliated with allowed a distraction to occur.

And he's. He's not as powerful as everybody thinks he is.

[Josh]

I don't know, Lil. I think he. There's something way more sinister with this individual. Like, why are they protecting his stuff so much?

[Andrew]

Can he get more sinister than he currently is?

[Lil]

I think he could.

[Josh]

I think especially with his obsession with what I said, like with physics and the literal space travel. Like, he would. He would pour like, millions and millions of dollars and, like, befriend all these scientists and physic physicists and stuff. Like, he wanted to gain this knowledge, which is weird.

[Andrew]

It is weird.

[Josh]

It's more. It wasn't about, like, necessarily blackmailing at that point. It Seems like it seemed about attaining a certain type of knowledge or influencing.

[Lil]

Some type of agenda.

[Andrew]

Was there because he was possessed by a demon? Probably literally.

[Josh]

Weird stuff.

[Andy]

Or many.

[Josh]

Again, just a conspiracy theory. Oh, crazy one.

[Lil]

That we don't believe in.

[Josh]

We don't believe in.

[Andrew]

There's something connected, though. It was bizarre that that happened. It was the biggest news ever. And they're like, how can we make this go away? Oh, a global pandemic that we know about in a lab near a. Whatever it is. What do they call it?

[Josh]

Wet market, Dry market.

[Andrew]

Like a mystery meat market.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

I don't know.

[Andy]

Somebody say something funny before we get lumped in with the Kirks and the. You hear about Cracker Barrel?

[Lil]

Did you. But it makes you wonder, like, because the list is obviously on the. A huge thing in the headlines right now, but if Trump wasn't president, do you think it would be?

I don't know if it would.

[Josh]

Yeah, I don't know either.

[Andrew]

I think that's, like, one of the things. I'm like, kind of on this idea that he kind of has an idea about what he's doing right this second. Like, what's going on with Argentina? I said Venezuela this weekend. It's not Venezuela, it's Argentina. But he's trying to bring manufacturing back to this hemisphere and disentangle us with an Asian country.

[Lil]

Yeah.

China.

[Josh]

I don't understand any of it.

[Lil]

Truthfully, I don't.

[Josh]

Anywho, politics and me, we don't get along.

[Lil]

That's what you said at Thanksgiving, huh?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Still in Everyone my secrets at Thanksgiving.

[Lil]

Were you. My conspiracies getting you fun conspiracy talks?

[Josh]

I really don't bring it up unless people ask me.

[Andrew]

Yeah, which they did.

[Josh]

Which they did.

I was like, when I was in Wyoming, and they're like, yeah, you have a podcast. What are you talking about? Oh, my God. It was a comedy podcast. And. And this other guy's like, dude, they talk about the craziest conspiracy theories. And then I literally talked to these guys for like, three and a half hours. It was crazy.

[Andrew]

You know what? Anna Michaels texted me this weekend. She saw a clip of a thing and he. She was like, the guy is describing. I'm sure we all saw the clip, but he's like, ain't. Or alien talk. And all this stuff. Like, the alien presentations we see are just a big demonic deception. And really aliens are like demons. And so she texts me. She's like, pray, protection of yourself. Like, you guys need to stop talking about aliens because you're being Deceived. And I was like, anna, that's all we talk about. We talk about this very thing. That's our subject matter.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I think our. Again, I totally.

[Andy]

I.

[Josh]

It's like that's even just a broad brush to say that aliens are demons. It's. I think it's something way more. Something we can't comprehend.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Very complex.

[Andy]

Yeah. What got said to Blurry. Did you see their. Their post? He's.

[Josh]

He's gone that rant for a long time. Like, he gets really.

[Andy]

Is that Luke?

[Josh]

That's Nate.

[Andy]

Nate.

[Josh]

Yeah. About. He's like, you can't just say demons or aliens are demons. And I agree and disagree because if.

[Lil]

You have the spiritual realm involved, we also have the human sinful nature involved. And those two often don't mix well, especially when greed and power and lies are mixed in. So it's just. You don't know.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Really don't really know. There's. There's so. It's so much deeper than we could ever possibly know. And the knowledge and the power behind the actual truth is something that is desired by so many people. And so to have that, like, in your possession like, that. We are the. We are the truth sayers. We are the people that are going to control this information. That's like such a dangerous place to be. Yeah. And I don't know. It's crazy.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Wild crazy. I love it. I'm gonna have to watch Age of Disclosure, though. That'll be fun.

[Andrew]

First watch Frankenstein.

[Josh]

I bought it.

[Lil]

I will watch Frankenstein first.

[Josh]

I bought Agent.

[Lil]

It's on Amazon.

[Josh]

You have to buy it. Oh, I got that watch list. It's not on the website.

[Lil]

It was on there this weekend. No, it was on there this weekend. I know. That's where I watched one battle after another to Leo's movie.

[Andrew]

Dang. That's good that we didn't mind because we're thinking about it.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You guys watch Stranger Things? Yeah.

[Lil]

I'm on last. I'm on episode four.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Josh]

Do they release the whole season?

[Andy]

No, but they're like an hour and a half long each episode. And there's like already 4 out of 10.

[Andrew]

So are they done after this?

[Andy]

This is the last season. Yeah.

[Lil]

So, yeah. No, New Year's Eve is thinking is when they're dropping the last final episode, which is gonna be in theaters too, which is also.

[Andrew]

That would be really fun.

[Andy]

I thought. I thought there was that release and then a final that will be in theaters.

[Lil]

I think part two is coming out, like before Christmas. And I Think the season finale is in theaters.

[Andrew]

Help us in the comments, friends, if you know.

[Lil]

I don't know, but it's pretty good. It's a little wonky, but pretty good.

[Andy]

Yeah. Careful. Social media. Literally. We were watching episode two of the new season, and then, like, the end got spoiled for Paige and some other stuff for me. Just, like, people posting photos. I'm like, this is so dumb.

[Lil]

I was like, oh, the new one?

[Andy]

Yeah, it's. It's all getting spoiled so fast.

[Lil]

Also, Pluribus on Apple tv.

[Andrew]

Dang. That's what your sister was talking about.

[Lil]

So good.

[Andrew]

Trying to say it.

[Lil]

I love. I love. It's Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul's director and writer, and he's back, and he's killing it. Dude, this one's so fun.

[Josh]

You hear something that's not so fun?

[Lil]

Sure.

[Josh]

Forgotten people.

[Lil]

Who?

[Josh]

The E. New people.

This was really, actually fun.

[Andrew]

How do you spell it?

[Josh]

A I, N, U. But it's pronounced inu.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Lil]

A lot of owls.

[Josh]

Golly. I'm so sorry. I knew. I haven't.

[Lil]

You did it, though. Actually.

[Josh]

The I knew people.

[Andrew]

Good try, Daddy.

[Andy]

Dang.

[Josh]

Let's just move on.

[Lil]

Let's go.

[Josh]

All right, thanks for watching. But they're apparent. They're the original inhabiters of the island of Japan.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Josh]

And if you look them up, their features are insane. Like, they. They look nothing like Japanese people.

[Lil]

And what do Japanese people look like, Josh? What are they supposed to look like?

Roll clip.

[Andrew]

Wow. They look like kind of European or something.

[Josh]

Yeah, or Russian. But basically, they claim they've been on this island since, like, 12,000 years. They were the inhabitants of Japan. And it wasn't until the people from the Korean Peninsula went to Japan and started setting up colonies of farming and stuff that they basically started growing and growing and growing and started pushing the Ainu people out. So.

Yeah, it was, like, in the 1400s and 1700s, Japanese traders exploited the Ainu communities.

And there's, like, a revolt. There's, like, wars happening with these people. But there's such a small majority now in Japan, and Japan claims that they only inhabited, like, the northern part of Japan. Like that little island.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's what Google AI just said, too.

[Josh]

But this documentary I watched is like. No, they claim they inhabited all of Japan.

[Lil]

They were all over.

[Josh]

They were just, like, weeded out.

[Lil]

Terrible.

[Josh]

Yeah.

But they had these crazy stories from ancient Japan where they talk about giants and they. Actually, there's this one type of giant, but it's not a giant. It's a little thing.

They are called the corpor.

Corpocore.

[Andy]

Jeez.

[Josh]

Okay, the corpokor, which were these little beings, but they called them giants because what they would do. They claim that basically before they inhabited this island, these things existed, and they would build megalithic structures using this ancient technology of, like, moving stones, melting stone. Like, they had this capabilities, and then they eventually just got wiped out with the flood.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Talk about the flood.

[Josh]

They have a flood story too, but they also talk about these giants that inhabited the land where they were, like, literal giants. Man eating giants.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And so they had these stories of battling them and stuff, but, I mean, I was just fascinated. I've never heard the Ainu people of Japan.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, they're literally, like, as close to a caveman as you can get with their genealogy.

[Lil]

That's crazy. I wonder, like, where they. Where they come from? Like, where did they.

[Josh]

They. They suggest that at one point when the world was frozen, that they came from, like, Siberia. Interesting Siberian region because they have, like.

[Andrew]

Kind of Russian features.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

What's interesting about their traditional makeup. Did you see, like, their. Their big painted lips?

[Andy]

I was wondering if that was pain or tattoo.

[Andrew]

Oh, yeah, true.

[Andy]

Which would be crazy that in Japan.

[Josh]

They would do tattoos. Like. Yeah, that was, like, one of their traits. They're hunter gatherers, and they would tattoo their bodies. They would grow these giant beards out.

[Lil]

So cool.

[Josh]

Like, they're literally, like, Siberian Japanese cavemen.

[Lil]

So cool.

[Andrew]

So how do we get the Japanese of today? Did they come over from, like, the Korean peninsula? Is that still there?

[Josh]

Yeah. Korea.

[Andrew]

Does it connect to the island of Japan?

[Josh]

No, they. They sailed over.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Josh]

I said it earlier, but.

[Andrew]

Oh, I missed it. Sorry. I was googling. That's so interesting. Josh.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

We need a chief of war document, like, style show on those.

[Andy]

The.

[Josh]

I knew people.

[Lil]

That'd be dope.

[Andy]

You could do that for, like, so many different groups. If you look at, like, the Philippines, there's. The word translates to small black person. So I don't know if it's a slur or not, so I'm not gonna say it, but the original inhabitants of the islands were, like, hunter gatherer. Like, bow and arrow hunting of Hawaii. No, no, no. Philippines.

[Josh]

Oh, Philippines.

[Andy]

Philippines. Yeah. But, like, you look at them, and you don't see me at all. Like, let me see if I can find a historic photo, because you got that Canadian.

[Josh]

This is crazy, though I will say the Japanese people have treated the Ainu people terribly. And it wasn't until 2008 that Japan officially recognized the Ainu people. As indigenous people.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Lil]

We would never do that to our natives. That's the thing. America would never do that.

[Andy]

Never do that.

[Lil]

No, not a chance. Learn from us.

[Josh]

The Philippines. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Andy]

Does that not look. That looks nothing like.

[Lil]

That's crazy.

Evolution, man.

[Josh]

Evolution. It's a crazy thing.

[Lil]

2008 is crazy, though.

[Josh]

I know.

[Andrew]

2008 is nuts.

[Josh]

Because Japan basically painted this narrative of, like, they've been there since the beginning. And I knew people this whole time. Like, no, you guys came here.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And took over our island.

[Lil]

Remember when we showed you around?

[Josh]

And forced them up to the most northern part, where it's, like, really not super. It gets crazy cold and, like, snow and stuff.

[Andrew]

Where is that? Like, Oahu.

[Josh]

No, you try that again.

[Andrew]

Where is that?

[Andy]

You don't.

[Josh]

It's just Japan.

[Lil]

Osaka.

[Andrew]

Osaka. That's what I meant to say.

[Lil]

Oahu.

[Josh]

Honolulu.

[Andrew]

Edit that out, please.

[Lil]

And then in 2008, after moving them all out, they're, like, looking around like, have you seen any of these guys? Those. I knew people.

[Josh]

But what's crazy? The jet. Like, I think they say the majority of people living in Japan have 1% of Ainu DNA in there.

[Andrew]

Wow, that's cool.

[Lil]

So it's a part of their culture still.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew]

So at some point, they, like, integrated to a degree.

[Josh]

Yeah. Or maybe force integrate.

[Andrew]

Oh, don't say that. It couldn't have happened.

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Anyways, that's wild.

[Lil]

Hey, speaking of floods, can I talk about a movie real quick?

[Josh]

Yeah, dude.

[Lil]

Best movie ever. Noah's Ark, 1928. Ever heard of it?

[Josh]

No.

[Lil]

No. Okay. All right. So I've. I ran across this story recently, and it was absolutely bonkers.

[Andy]

So.

[Lil]

So 1928, it was mostly. It was, like, in the transition between silent films and talkies. Right. And there was this director, Michael Curtis Curtiz, I believe this was the name. And he wanted to do this, like, epic movie. Ten Commandments had just came out, and they're like, we're making another biblical epic.

[Josh]

Movie, which is a great movie, by the way.

[Lil]

Very good. He's like, it's gonna be huge. So it was gonna be about Noah's Ark in the flood, and then also have, like, some type of, like, World War I romance, like, intertwined with the story somehow. So, like, it was, like, depicting Noah's Ark throughout the whole thing. And the director wanted it to be absolutely phenomenal. They had a $1 million budget in 1928, which is bonkers.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Lil]

Crazy. And so he's meeting with his people, and he's writing it all out and he has this idea for like, when the flood happens. We want it to be absolutely huge. And he talks with the cinematographer and he says, here's my plan. I want you to really capture this and get the whole scope of it all. Make sure it's to scale, make it huge. And the cinematographer gets immediately scared because of, like, what's happening. And they're just around the corner from shooting this huge flood scene. And the cinema cinematographer gets so scared, he backs out. Why? Because he literally found out that the director is going to take thousands of extras that he's hired. He's going to put them in this huge set where they have, you know, buildings and they have the big boat and bunch of stones and stuff. They're going to have all these extras and they're going to release water into this place and just film it, right? 600,000 gallons of water.

[Josh]

Oh, no.

[Lil]

Released onto these extras. They have fire hoses also being sprayed for people trying to escape. The catch is they didn't tell the extras that this was going to happen.

[Josh]

So they wanted like real fear.

[Lil]

They wanted real fear. This movie is of completely free and available on YouTube. You can watch it and you could see people scattering, scared for their life. They released longhorn cattle also within the crowd.

And so you just have. I mean, you can watch it. I'll actually send you guys a clip just to see like, just like the chaos of it.

[Andy]

But I don't want to jump to the end, but like, how many people died?

[Lil]

That's the problem. Three people died on that set that day. One person was hurt so bad they had to have their leg amputated. Countless other people were hurt and it caused. This was the movie that literally started stunt safety regulations in Hollywood. It became. It would have became a huge ordeal. But back then they were so good at hiding things and covering up stories that the only thing that ever got pressed was the lead lady, Dolores. Oh, geez, what was her name?

[Josh]

Bridge?

[Lil]

No, it was very. It was very old Hollywood name.

[Josh]

Old Hollywood.

[Andrew]

Dolores Fairbright.

[Lil]

Dolores Costello Costello, who also is Drew Barrymore's grandmother. But she was the lead in it. And she got bruised up real bad in the movie and like complained about it, but she talks about in interviews it was like mud, flood and blood. That's what she said. Like three words to describe that whole thing. The director did not get charged with anything. Nothing bad happened to him. And it went on to gross $2.3 million. So they made their money back twice and Fun fact. One of the Extras was a 20 year old man who survived, thank goodness. And his name was John Wayne.

[Andrew]

Hey.

[Lil]

To become one of the greatest cowboy stars of all time. It's a crazy story. I mean, it's. But it's a. It's free on YouTube. You can watch the movie and it's so scary. Like, watch. I'm fascinated with like those movies that everything goes wrong.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Like, there's like one movie they did back in like the 40s that like killed like 56 horses. It's like, well, how did this happen? That's crazy.

[Andy]

Or all the war movies, the Disney pet scenes. Like, like dogs will like save someone from a bear. That was just them sicking. Dogs on a bear?

[Lil]

Yeah, like, dude, guy on a buffalo.

[Andy]

I just. I just watched that clip. That's insane.

[Andrew]

That's so scary to. When they made.

[Josh]

Watching the clip. They're freaking out.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

They didn't know that was gonna happen.

[Josh]

That's terrible.

[Lil]

They want. He wanted real fear.

[Andrew]

What did they die of drowning or do they get trampled?

[Lil]

I mean, I don't know the exact causes, but I imagine drowning, getting knocked around.

[Andy]

Knocked out. Drown for sure.

[Lil]

But I mean, yeah, freaking longhorn cattle are swimming around with them getting crashed around, bro. It's nuts.

[Andy]

That's insane. It's like. That reminds me of the Hitchcock thing. Birds, or whatever the film's called. The girl had a phobia of birds and he assured her we're using fake ones. And then.

[Josh]

No way. Yeah, he just wanted that real fear.

[Andy]

He wanted real fear. So after saying I do have a phobia of birds, he's like, I promise they're fakes. So we'll just add stuff later.

[Josh]

Gonna release 10,000 birds on your head.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lil]

I was it Macaulay Culkin that did the. What's the movie where he dies because he. And he doesn't have his glasses. He got stung by a bee when he was a kid. Oh, you don't remember that?

[Andy]

No idea.

[Josh]

No.

[Lil]

Like that. Golly. It's gonna now.

[Andrew]

Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.

[Lil]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

She's like, that's a distant memory.

[Lil]

Yeah. He dies at the end. And she's like, he needs his glasses. His glasses. He can't see without his glass. She's like looking at him. A dead body. But Macaulay Culkin is. He gets stung by a bee and he gets allergic and that's how he dies in the movie. But they legitimately. There's a scene where he's like, Surrounded by bees. I'm like, how did they do that? Like, back then, they got like. Like the smell of the queen bee on his hands. And so the. And they released thousands of bees, and they were just circling him, and they weren't hurting him because they were trying to, like, protect the queen or whatever. But I'm like, that's so risky. That's crazy.

[Josh]

Crazy. I just found out Macaulay Culkin legally changed his name.

[Andrew]

2.

[Josh]

His middle name is Macaulay Culkin.

[Lil]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

So his name is Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.

[Andrew]

That is so funny.

[Lil]

I want to. I want to change my middle name so bad to something funny. Yeah, I'm willing to.

[Andrew]

I forget what is.

[Lil]

What do you think? Everyone comment below what you think my middle name is.

[Andrew]

Do you remember?

[Josh]

Yeah, of course I do.

[Andrew]

Oh, what's my middle name?

[Josh]

Oh, gosh.

[Lil]

Edith Close.

Elizabeth. I know it's Elizabeth.

[Andrew]

You knew that?

[Lil]

Yeah, of course. Just trying to think like, Eleanor.

[Andrew]

I can't guess. Philip.

[Lil]

Yes.

[Josh]

Logan.

[Andy]

No.

[Andrew]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Lil]

Logan.

[Josh]

Logan.

[Andrew]

I knew that.

[Lil]

David Wolverine.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Andrew]

Jeffrey.

[Lil]

Jeffrey the financier.

[Andrew]

And that's a wrap.

[Josh]

Speaking of raps, I have a fun.

[Lil]

Story for Patreon about a fireman who likes to put out fires, but also start them.

[Josh]

And I got a story about the Pope.

[Andrew]

Oh.

[Josh]

Which I told my cousin Bram. Like, it feels like every week I talk about the Pope somehow, but yeah. Hey, guys, if you want to go watch more or extra episode patreon.com forward/ninjasobutterflies or join our YouTube membership.

Where we release a bunch of behind the scenes extra episodes. We release early episodes like the ninja Portal interview with Kai Dickens. You should go watch that. It's public now. And go get your Stop the Clanker shirt on Sunday. Cool. Swag.com robots are taking over, baby.

[Lil]

And this is the only way to stop it.

[Andy]

You say robots are tinking over.

[Lil]

Ooh, let me probably.

[Andy]

I think he did. That works.

[Lil]

Thinker, thinker.

[Josh]

And make sure to review us, guys. Please give us five stars. Comment on the video. Subscribe wherever you're watching. It really helps because I think we said a lot of words today that will. They won't push this episode.

[Lil]

And also podcasts are notoriously. They dip down in December.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Andrew]

So help us out.

[Lil]

Please help us out.

[Andy]

Do they actually. Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lil]

Because, I mean, that's all like, oh.

[Josh]

The trout, the holidays.

[Andy]

What if we did this? We can delete this if you don't want to take this episode, share it to your story, share the link and then tag us and we'll give. We'll pick a couple of you to send some merch to.

[Lil]

Yeah, we have actually a ton of Florida torto merch that we don't know what to do with, so we could send that to you if you want.

[Andrew]

Not everybody. We're gonna pick some.

[Lil]

Every single person.

[Josh]

We'll pick 10 people.

[Andy]

Hey, 10 people. Share this to your story. Tag us, help us out.

[Lil]

I'm gonna say it because I'm gonna be the one doing it. 20 people.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Andrew]

Oh, slow down.

[Lil]

A thousand people.

[Josh]

All right, guys, we love you.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Josh]

See you on Patreon. Or YouTube members.

What you're about to see.

[Andrew]

Wow. May disturb you.

[Lil]

If any of you know what these.

[Andy]

Multi decade UAP dolphins are.

[Josh]

Aliens.

[Lil]

Bottle nose fish pics.

[Andrew]

There's a massive police response.

[Lil]

Oh, the dolphin thing.

[Andy]

Oh my God. Dolphin style attack.