176 - Frogman Sighting, Somalian Daycare Scandal, Malaysian Flight 370 Update

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 176

“Frogman Sighting, Somalian Daycare Scandal, Malaysian Flight 370 Update”

Date: January 9, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon
Guests: Jake Hutchison
Tone: Outrageous, comedic, conspiratorial

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Episode Overview

This episode is a wild, hilarious ride through current mysteries, personal stories, and internet rabbit holes. The Ninjas crew covers topics from the cryptic “Frogman” sighting in Mexico and classic Midwest frogman legends, to a huge daycare fraud scandal in Minnesota with political and social overtones, and an eerie update on the Malaysian Flight 370 disappearance along with oceanic anomalies like “the bloop.” Interlaced throughout are a riot of personal anecdotes, comedic detours, conspiracy musings, and the warm banter the NAB audience loves.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Banter & Personal Updates (00:00–09:20)

• Opening Antics:
  • The team kicks things off in chaotic, irreverent fashion, riffing on everything from attractive friends to commando wedding attire.
• Lily’s Arm Accident (05:07–09:07):
  • Lily’s dramatic absence is explained: she dislocated her elbow in a go-kart mishap, leading to a trippy ketamine hospital ordeal.
  • “She was completely tripping. Like they call... the K hole.” – Josh (06:39)
  • “I was just an atom in this universe... we became one at one point.” – Lily's ketamine experience as recounted by Josh (07:21)
• Jake's Gift:
  • Jake, filling in for Lily, brings “Magic Mind” energy drinks as a peace offering.

2. Celebrity Culture & Social Media (09:13–21:24)

• Endorsement Talk:
  • The hosts joke about needing an energy drink sponsor and recount Tiger Woods’ loyalty to his sponsors post-scandal (10:07).
  • “Monster, Rolex, and Nike... because they stuck with me.” – Tiger Woods story via Jake (10:13)
• Internet Fame:
  • Jake, a frequent social media user, discusses gaining and losing followers over posting about personalities like Theo Von and Leo Skeppy, emphasizing how divisive online culture has become (18:04–19:07).
  • “I'll die on that hill. That [Theo Von] is amazing.” – Jake (18:41)
• Celebrity Highlights:
  • Hosts delight over being contacted by Joe Rogan and being followed by the “Mountain Dew Kid” from Talladega Nights (20:31–20:54).
  • “To get a DM from Rogan asking a question about one of the conspiracies we talked about—how is that possible?” – Josh (20:35)

3. Global Turmoil & Geopolitics (21:10–25:51)

• New Year's Eve Threats & Iran:
  • The team discusses holiday event cancellations in global cities due to terror threats, segueing into increasing Iran–US–Israel tensions.
  • “Iranian president said: In my opinion, we are in a full-fledged all-out war with the United States, Israel...” – Andrew (23:02)
• US Aid to Israel:
  • The hosts mull over US military aid and technology sharing with Israel, referencing $8.6 billion in fighter jets (24:04).
  • “We’ll give you these jets as long as you say sorry about Jesus. That’s all you have to do. Just apologize.” – Andy (25:09)

4. Lost Planes, Ocean Mysteries & ‘The Bloop’ (41:54–47:58)

• Malaysian Flight 370 Search (42:01–47:58):
  • A new search for the missing aircraft, involving deep-sea drones but no new evidence, has triggered conspiracy speculation.
  • “Greatest mystery probably in all of aviation history.” – Andy (42:06)
• ‘The Bloop’ Explained (43:42–45:49):
  • A famous, powerful underwater noise recorded thousands of miles apart—the sound is played to the group for reactions.
  • “That, right there...was so massively loud you could hear it from 3,000 miles away.” – Andy (44:33)
  • The source is speculated to be an Antarctic ice shelf—or something more mysterious.
• Anomalous Blobs & Ancient Creatures (46:15–47:14):
  • References to unexplainable radar anomalies and theories that ancient giant creatures (or aliens) are involved.

5. Conspiracy Corner: Frogman Sighting (52:00–77:52)

• Viral Frogman Video (65:00–67:17):
  • The hosts analyze a viral Mexican video depicting a humanoid frog-like creature.
  • “With the advancement of AI...it’s literally going to be impossible to tell what is fake and what is real.” – Josh (67:17)
• Frogman Lore: Loveland, Ohio (70:29–73:38):
  • The legend of the Loveland Frogman dating back to 1955—a staple of Ohio cryptozoology.
  • “Crouched on the road was the same looking, four-foot-tall, frog-like head, leathery skin, large eyes. And...appeared intelligent, not startled, like an animal.” – Josh, relaying a police sighting (72:52)
• Cryptid Theories & AI Uncertainty:
  • Frustrations grow about sorting truth from fiction given deepfakes and AI-generated content (68:03).

6. Minnesota Daycare Fraud Scandal (78:12–87:48)

• Daycare Money Trail Exposé (78:12–87:17):
  • Deep dive into Nick Shirley’s YouTube-led investigation: “$9 billion in taxpayer funds potentially stolen, over 14 different programs.”
  • “You show up and there’s absolutely no evidence that any kids are working there...you find you start asking questions.” – Andy (79:38)
• Political & Cultural Intrigue:
  • Connections between scandal, local Somali community, and state politics.
  • The Minnesota state flag's redesign triggers debate over symbolism and political ties (83:13–84:50).
  • “It’s a weird connection.” – Andy (84:58)
• Calls for Caution:
  • Jake urges listeners not to jump to conclusions, citing the importance of waiting for all the facts (85:39).
  • “We don’t have all the info…in three weeks, we could be all wrong.” – Jake (85:56)

7. Odd News & Social Commentary

• ‘No Man’s Land’—Women’s Only Commune (96:01–99:45):
  • Description of 'Owl Farm' in Oregon—a commune where no man has set foot for 48 years and no crimes have been reported.
  • “No man can be born on that land...there hasn’t been 911 call, not one police officer and no sheriff call in over 48 years.” – Andy (96:12 / 98:08)
• Lighthearted Debates & Question Corner (55:57–59:00):
  • Jake’s “Would you rather: Jump in water every day, or eat Indian buffet every day?” sparks comedic bickering.
  • “Do something hard every day. Get hard every day.” – Jake (58:54)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Modern Mysteries & Technology:
  • “What if that [Frogman video] is 100% real?... But you look at that, ‘Oh, AI.’ Because it’s coming in the flood of all these fake AI videos.” – Josh (67:17)
• On Out-of-Control Bureaucracy:
  • “The Pentagon, for the eighth year in a row, has failed their audit... billions of dollars missing.” – Josh (82:43)
  • “If you know what I owe you, tell me. Don’t make it a riddle.” – Josh (83:00)
• On Media Integrity:
  • “Just censoring news or stories altogether is just...a bad thing to do.” – Jake (91:35)
• On Self-Improvement & Relationships:
  • “Having a woman who’s behind you, loves you, wants you to win...the most important thing on earth.” – Jake (30:55)
• AI’s Impact:
  • “It’s getting impossible to realize what’s AI and what’s not. It truly is.” – Andy (68:34)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [06:01] Lily’s Ketamine “K-Hole” Story
• [09:13] Celebrity Sponsor Talk & Social Media Fallout
• [20:35] Being DMed by Joe Rogan
• [23:01] Iran “Full Out War” Statement
• [42:01] Malaysian Flight 370 Search—Conspiracies Rekindle
• [43:42] “The Bloop” – The Loudest Ocean Mystery
• [65:00] Frogman Video from Mexico
• [70:29] Loveland, Ohio Frogman Legends
• [78:12] Minnesota Daycare Fraud Scandal
• [85:56] Jake’s Call for Investigative Patience
• [96:01] No Man’s Land—All-Female Commune

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Final Thoughts

The episode is a blend of ridiculous speculation, sharp internet-driven commentary, and community storytelling, wrapped up in the show’s signature humor. Whether it’s cryptids, financial corruption, or viral videos, Ninjas Are Butterflies never takes itself too seriously—even when the subject matter is jaw-dropping.

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“Go jump in the water, eat Indian food, have a good year... Track your life, track your calories, become a fathlete. ...Follow me for more things that might be good for you.” – Jake (101:13)

Transcript

[A]

We got a story that's pretty riveting. A frogman captured in Mexico. Is it AI? Is it real? Let's find out.

[B]

And $9 billion worth of fraud in Minnesota. Where'd it go? Was it the pirates or the kids or Captain Phillips?

[C]

Tom Hanks, we're on to you. And they're searching for the missing Malaysian flight once again. And ladies and gentlemen, we found something spooky in the water.

[A]

In the water.

[C]

In the water.

[D]

This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday. Cool. Watch this or listen.

[C]

Wow. It tastes so much better than lilacs.

[A]

So much better.

[D]

It was actually really attractive because I'm a man.

[A]

No, we'll get into that later. No, like, as a friend.

[D]

What?

[C]

Attractive as a friend. That doesn't work.

[A]

Sure it does.

[D]

After I said I'm a man.

[A]

Okay, everyone just calm down. I just thought it was really.

[C]

Are you attracted to me as a friend?

[D]

Sometimes you're the only one who's getting excited.

[A]

Of course I'm excited. You guys are all super attractive.

[C]

What?

[A]

Like, no.

[D]

Like, in a.

[A]

Like, yo.

[C]

I know. We're attracted. Attractive. I don't want you to be attracted to me, though. So you just said to Andrew.

[D]

No, I'm uncomfortable.

[C]

Like, all right, bros, let's figure this out.

[B]

Yeah. It was so cool.

[A]

Dang.

[B]

He also reps this company called Knox, and it's like a modern binocular. Like, binocular. If you think about binoculars, there's only, like, Kodak or Nikon. One of those companies.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's the only ones I can think of. And they haven't been modernized. But this company, like, took binoculars, good technology, and then just made a really cool aesthetic, colors, and I'm like, holy cow. That's genius. Taking an industry that's never changed, and, like.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Modernizing and making it cool. And they're crushing, apparently.

[A]

That's crazy. That's, like, the. How they're reinventing the zipper. Heard that?

[B]

Yeah. I think you guys told me about that. Isn't it a bad thing? Isn't it gonna, like.

[C]

It's gonna be weird because people, like, you know, they produce basically all the zippers.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And people make their homemade stuff, but instead of, like, it being, like, it's just gonna be its own zipper, it's not gonna have, like, thread on or, like, fabric on the side. So it's gonna be difficult for people to do it at home.

[A]

Some things you just don't reinvent the wheel.

[C]

Yeah. Zip it.

[B]

Zip it.

[C]

Do you think Kelsey ran into a guy at us, like, I think it was like one of like the Maldor festivals or something. And she. It was like, pretty obvious that the guy had his, like, fly down. And so she tried to like, do it like in a way where like just like in passing, like, hey, zippers down. But she didn't. He didn't hear her. And I was just like, that's just funny that like the fact that like, that's a cool move, but also it's like, I don't know, like. Because you definitely don't want to be walking around. I one time did church announcements in front of my whole church with my zipper down. Of the ladies came back and she's like, your zipper was down. I was like, you've got to be kidding me.

[A]

It's very dangerous for me to have my zipper down.

[C]

Yes, it is.

[A]

I do not. I go commando always. Oh, God.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Even right now you have like pants on that are.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Why do you do this?

[A]

I don't know. I've just been doing it for years now.

[D]

Callous.

[C]

Callous.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You just have no idea what underwear is. Never taught.

[A]

It's too constricting.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And like, if you wear boxers, I always get a. Like a wedgie. It has to. I mean, it's probably been 15 years commando.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. It's wild. You're not going to start now, right? No, there's no way. You can. You just. This is a lifelong thing now.

[B]

Yeah, you should try. I got these great boxers at Target. You can try them on after this if you want. They're awesome.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I love pair of thieves.

[B]

No, they're just Target brand.

[C]

Oh, got it.

[B]

Unless Parathes is your sponsor, then. Parathives are amazing.

[C]

Parathives.com Ninjas.

[B]

Yep. Go there.

[A]

No command is the way.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Even on my wedding Commando.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you take any funny pictures, like incorporating that?

[A]

Oh, no, but that would have been funny.

[B]

Yeah. Maybe you can try. Try again. Like the renewal vows we did.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a video though. When we were doing the photo shoot, we had one of my buddies, angel, doing the worm. And we're all like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And dude, we're all just wearing these giant boots and he goes up and just clocks my brother in the jaw like from his little. And it was just funniest thing ever. I mean, he like clocked him like.

[C]

Full on knockout punch type.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He had to be getting his legs pretty high.

[A]

He was.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

He's very athletic.

[D]

He's an athlete dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Wow.

[C]

His calves are the most impressive I've Ever seen in my life.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, it's insane. He's like a former boxer. So, like, the dude's fit.

[B]

Oh, cool. Fit boy.

[C]

Lethal boy.

[A]

Hey, Jake's here.

[C]

Wait, is that not Lily over there?

[A]

Hello. Hey.

[B]

I put my hair up just so you would know for sure to not.

[C]

Yeah, got it. Okay, that's good.

[B]

A little bit bigger.

[C]

That's probably good for Josh.

[B]

I heard Lily broke her arm just so she wouldn't have to see me again. Yep.

[C]

It's getting that bad, man.

[A]

She had an incident. She. So that's why she's not here today, because her arm is gone.

[C]

Yes. We had to remove it. It was just easier to remove it. She'll tell the whole story, I'm sure, whenever she jumps back on.

[A]

Yeah, I give a little. So we're at my parents house and I brought my daughter a little go kart a year ago. But we're always afraid of her driving it. Cause it goes pretty fast. But yesterday or whatever it was a couple days ago, she was doing it. She was great at it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Killing it. And then my youngest daughter, Jane, she's like, I want to do it. She's way too small to do it. So I'm like, lily, who is the only adult that can fit in this little go kart? I'm like, all right, you just give Jane a little ride. She's like, okay. Does it. Goes on this hill, flips, Puts her arm out while it's flipping, and then pops her elbow out. Pretty severe. It was not fun.

[C]

Long day.

[A]

Long day.

[D]

Can I put the photo on the screen?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

But at first it was like, I. Thank goodness it didn't snap. It was just her elbow. But it took them like three times to try to pop it back in. Oh, the medication they gave her was awful. So they started off with like fentanyl and then. And then they started off with fentanyl just for the pain. And then.

[B]

What are you doing?

[A]

And then they gave her ketamine.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And apparently they said after. Some people just don't react to ketamine very well.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And she was completely tripping.

[C]

Tripping out.

[A]

Like they call. I guess they call it the K hole.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where it's just like you just like you go into a void. And I'm excited for to be back on.

[C]

I can't wait to hear.

[A]

Because it like. But I mean, she was like. She was doing this like. And she's like, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying. She's like, who are You.

[D]

Who are you?

[A]

Who are you?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

And then at one point, she's like, my feet.

[C]

My feet.

[A]

And we're like, what? I look at her feet, and apparently while she was tripping, she said she stepped off the void of the universe and was just falling through space. And so she was yelling, my feet. Because she stepped off.

[D]

And she just.

[A]

And she talks about. She's like, I was just an atom in this universe. And she's like. And apparently I was like a guide in this universe. And she said my shape kept on changing and. But I always had long hair and a beard. And I was, like, guiding her through this void.

[D]

Did you become you?

[A]

She said, no. She said, we became one at one point. Wow. And I'm just like, she ought to tell the whole thing, but it's insane.

[B]

That is crazy.

[A]

But then it didn't work the first time, so they gave her more ketamine. Tripping way more. And then the third time, they gave her this other stuff that apparently, like, makes you forget, like, you feel everything, but you forget it all. Don't forget ketamine.

[D]

No, apparently.

[A]

And they're able to pop it in that third time. But it was terrible. We were there for, like, what was it, like six hours or something? Just them yanking her arm.

[D]

Terrible.

[B]

How long did she say she was tripping for? Like, some people think they're in there for like a year.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

She thought it was forever. That she's, like, literally thought, like, I was. It was just the longest.

[C]

She had a brand new family, but.

[A]

It was only like seven minutes. Yeah.

[B]

Ari Shafir.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy, dude. We're gonna have to be careful, though. People are gonna start popping their elbows out to go on a K hole trip.

[A]

She. She kept on, like, the third time, she's like, telling the doctors, don't give me ketamine. Don't do it. They're like, okay, okay.

[C]

I can't go back in the K hole.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

It was terrifying.

[B]

Sorry, Lily.

[A]

And at one point she. When she was doing this, her, like, oxygen and stuff was, like, dipping. And the doctor's like, hey, breathe, breathe. And she's going. And they had, like, open her mouth.

[B]

Scurry.

[A]

Yeah. So that's why she's not here.

[C]

Not because she wasn't, like, fit to. But you just, like, you had. She had to learn a lesson.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You said you're not being on the podcast until you've learned your lesson.

[A]

Correct?

[C]

Yeah. This is her consequence.

[A]

Correct?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

But we got Jake here.

[C]

Yes, we do.

[A]

Jake is the man and filled in for Lil today.

[C]

Yes. We appreciate that.

[B]

Thank you for having me on. I appreciate it. Oh, I brought you guys another gift. The first time I came on, remember? The second time you gave me a magic mind. And I'm always very freaked about, like remaining in my own brain and having control and I didn't know what this was. I'm like, am I going to be on Magic Mushroom? Is this ketamine? It's not ketamine. I've tried them now and I love them and I like use them all the time and I'm so productive with them. So I brought you one to payback.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

They are expensive, but they're buying you on free of Publix right now. So you can buy a ton and save half. You guys probably have a deal on them.

[A]

We used to.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But Magic Mind sponsor Jake or sponsor us again because we like Magic Mind.

[B]

Sponsor the four of us. The Long Haired Bandits. Yeah.

[D]

We don't have an energy drink sponsor currently.

[A]

No, we don't.

[D]

Any kind.

[A]

No, we just been raw dogging it.

[D]

I've been depressed ever since.

[B]

Monster Tiger. Did you see that story about how Monster stuck with Tiger woods when he got that dui and when he had a really rough patch and he was like, when. When he came back and won the master in like 2018 or something, he. His. His agent asked who he wants to work with now because everyone's going to call and he was like, nobody. Monster Rolex and Nike are the only three people I want to work with the rest of my life because they stuck with me without a shadow of a doubt through my whole low period. So Monster Big, it sounds like a great company to work with. Yeah. If they do that.

[C]

Crazy that. I mean, that. That would have been tough.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

How many, like sponsors drop YouTube, podcasts, anything like that? Celebrities over? Just things that like, really are just flash in the pan kind of cancellation stuff. But that's crazy to like, see that whole police cam footage come out and Nike's like, yeah, we're. We'll still stick with you.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Please just dig yourself out of this hole.

[A]

Just a little distance.

[C]

Just keep golfing, please.

[D]

It's also crazy to think about golf and energy drinks going together. To me, it's like such a. Like I'm out here to like, find some peace and quiet and then it's like, what's happening inside? It's like everything's quiet on the green. No one say anything. But inside.

[B]

My heart rates 113 while I'm putting. That is funny.

[A]

Speaking of putting, do you want to put a song into your ears?

[B]

I do.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Good one.

[A]

Thanks. Wow. We'll see. We'll see if you like this one.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I'm excited.

[C]

This is honestly the reason why you came today. This is for this song.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Bottle.

[A]

All right, here we go.

[D]

I appreciate that Subtle tempo reminder. I forget the whole song already, so.

[A]

I'm gonna have to.

[C]

That's all right.

[B]

Yeah, I like that.

[D]

Ready?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yep. Jake, thank you.

[D]

For you for coming.

[B]

Coming.

[A]

Let that be clear. But you're probably wondering why we asked you here. No, it's not just talk or tell silly jokes. We're being serious, not blowing smoke. Cuz, Jake, I'm scared and I don't know what to do. The world is crumbling around me and you. I know it's forward, but I can't resist. We just have to tell you this. Jake, will you run to be president someday? We really need a leader who jumps in a lake Jake, will you lead us all into world peace and finally.

[C]

Be China worm Begging you please Jake moved to England and become a king make all those Brits bow and kiss your rain Someone's gotta put a stop to Kim Jong Un the people are.

[A]

Scared so please do it soon oh, Jake, we need you now Jake.

[D]

Please.

[A]

Save us now oh, Jake, where are you now?

[C]

Jake.

[A]

Please see us now.

[B]

I will.

[C]

Please, please accept this calling we're asking.

[B]

You, we're begging I'll see you soon. I'm begging. Wow. That was one of the coolest things I've ever been a part of. That was fun. That was really good. I was into that one. Thank you guys so much for crafting that for.

[A]

Of course, of course.

[D]

Highlight of my musical career.

[B]

I can't wait to listen to that back.

[C]

Inspiration was from the Meantime podcast, so appreciate it. Check it out.

[B]

Thanks.

[C]

Meantime, yeah.

[B]

Thank you, guys. That was. That was awesome. I can't wait to re. Listen to that one.

[C]

Just listen that every single morning. Just pump you up, get you ready, take over the world. The line I. When I wrote it, I was like, I didn't even mean to make it that it just sounds good. That someone's gotta put a stop to Kim Jong Un.

[A]

Just gotta stop.

[B]

Yeah, I like that.

[C]

It flows, flows, baby, like a river.

[D]

He's been on enough. We got to get him involved in one. You like hip hop? We got to like write you some bars and see if next time you're on, if we can get you to. To spit a verse.

[B]

I would love Yeah, I love. Right.

[C]

Next time.

[A]

That would be so fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But everyone be quiet.

[C]

I figured Lily's not here. We could just skip this part. Why do we have to.

[A]

I mean. Yeah, I guess. It's really not the same without.

[C]

No, I mean, it's just. It's just. It's different, obviously, you know.

[A]

Yeah. It's not as fun to, like. Just, like. We don't try to gaslight Lily, but.

[C]

No, it just happened. She puts herself in that situation. Yeah, but I'm sure today's question's simple, so, I mean, like.

[A]

I mean. Yeah, we'll just. We'll just keep it simple. Jake, are you happy to be here?

[B]

I am happy to be here.

[D]

Dang.

[A]

Holy crap.

[B]

Where's here? I don't. Like. Can I move chairs back to my spot?

[A]

So you're happy to be here, Jake?

[B]

I am happy to be here.

[A]

Great.

[C]

Why are you here, Jake? What's the one reason you're sitting on that couch?

[B]

Talk.

[C]

My wife broke her arm.

[A]

And you're.

[C]

Here as a result.

[A]

So, yeah, be happy.

[B]

You're saying it's my fault? Are you accusing me of breaking your wife's arm?

[A]

She's in another universe right now.

[B]

I didn't put her on ketamine.

[A]

Listen, you might as well have.

[B]

Well, you shouldn't have bought your daughter that go kart last year for Christmas.

[A]

Shots fired.

[C]

So many help, regardless of who. Who's at fault. Yeah, With Lily getting hurt, not me. It doesn't mean you need to be happy about the situation. Yeah, that's a. That's a line you can't cross.

[A]

You can't cross that line. I'm. He's your friend.

[C]

Lily's your friend. Yet you're happy to be here.

[B]

I didn't know. That's the question I was answering.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[C]

He's backtracking.

[B]

Yeah, I am. I wish that go Kart had a backtrack so Lily could have been here. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put her on ketamine or break her arm. I'm not happy I'm here.

[D]

Thanks.

[C]

J. You can't.

[B]

Sorry. I love you.

[A]

No, that's. That means a lot.

[B]

I just get emotional around Christmas time and New Year's, and I didn't mean to do that to you.

[C]

That's a. That's a hard time. Intense night for everyone. Yeah, we get it, man. We can apologize.

[A]

Well, I guess you guys heard here first. Jake's a good guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he didn't mean the things that.

[C]

He said he could do no wrong.

[A]

He could do no wrong. Welcome to the shows.

[B]

Did I say ninja?

[A]

I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most beautiful.

[D]

As empty your mind.

[C]

You were martial arts ninja.

[B]

Thanks for having me.

[C]

They're going to play that clip whenever Jake gets canceled for something terrible. Going to find out he's murdered people or something. And they were like, he's a good guy. He could do no wrong.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Oh, I got in some. I didn't get in trouble. I've lost followers on a few videos lately. One from Theo Vaughn, which I had no idea a few people didn't like.

[C]

Shout out to that.

[D]

Who cares?

[B]

He's amazing. I've watched so many of his pod. I think people who don't like him have never watched a full podcast. He's so good for you.

[A]

I followed you because of Theo Vaughn.

[B]

Yeah, I lost like hundreds of followers. And then also from Leo Skeppy. I said that he was reading the Bible and stuff and I thought that was a positive thing. I don't know much about and I've seen like four of his videos before and they were all positive. But I guess a lot of people really don't like him. So I deleted that one because I don't know him that well. But I will never delete the Theo Vaughn. I'll die on that hill. That he is amazing.

[C]

He's like normal. He's a human being. I think a lot of people lump into like him being so a part of like the political stuff last year and it's like, okay, cool. So like, because one person does one thing, we're just not allowed to just. We're just like write him off as a human being.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's insane.

[B]

It's crazy. He likes to talk to people. Was interested. He wants to hear someone's perspective. He asking you questions? Me a lot. He helps a lot of people. He's honest.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Honest man.

[C]

Yeah. That was so cool that he shared your stuff. That means his eyes on you, dude. That's super.

[B]

That was crazy. I. I like manifested that or something. I was sitting down building a fishing rod before Christmas. I was just in my parents house and I watched the video that him and Micro did. It was like a QVC episode but Made in America products. And I was like, wow. I know a bunch of people who make American made products and have companies here in Florida. I could like kind of carry the torch for what Theo Vaughn and Micro started and show some more people with American made businesses that would that do great things for the community. So I went to this guy's shop and I filmed a video with him Drift with Don. He makes driftwood tables. And I posted it and I was like, the Ivan is going to see this. And then he did, because this girl, apple girl Kate, followed me, who was awesome, and she reposted it. And he's friend. She's friends with Theo and she was in that episode. And I think that's how he saw it. I was like, no way. That was the biggest thing for me, dude. I. I got a mullet because of Theo Vaughn, and that mullet got me famous and that led to me being here today.

[C]

Yeah, that's so that's.

[B]

He's like my number one. He's amazing. And it was just beautiful. And I love Theo Von. Thank you. Theo Von.

[C]

Doesn't that blow your mind? Just like. Like you just think you're just making stuff and then you find out like, oh, my gosh. Like, people that I look up to or have heard about for my whole life are actually scrolling on my stuff or have seen on their algorithm. It blows my mind.

[B]

It's. What's. What's the coolest one that's happened to you guys this year? Like that.

[A]

I mean, the. By far the coolest one is the Joe Rogan stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's just super cool because like the king of podcasts to get a DM.

[C]

From Rogan asking a question about one of the conspiracy we talked about. It's like, yeah, how is that possible?

[A]

That was pretty cool.

[B]

So awesome.

[C]

It's nutso. Also, the. The Mountain Dew kid from Talladega Nights follows us.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

[C]

Yeah, it's pretty great. It's pretty great.

[B]

That's awesome.

[A]

Speaking of Mountain Dew.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

By the time this comes out, it's going to be probably who. People are going to even talk about this.

[D]

You're late.

[A]

But when we're filming this because we're filming ahead because of the holidays.

[C]

Holiday.

[A]

We're filming this on New Year's Eve. Yeah, The Eve of New Year's.

[D]

We're all getting paid. Time and a half.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What happened to you? New Year's, Adam. And paid.

[A]

You know what? You're right.

[C]

I want New Year's, Adam. What happened to Christmas, Adam?

[A]

Yeah, but did you see they canceled the New Year's celebrations in a couple of the big cities.

[B]

No. Why? Because terrorists.

[A]

America, terrorist threats.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Stinks.

[A]

They canceled it in Paris, Tokyo. Belgrade. Belgrade, Serbia. And then they put a Lot of restrictions in London, in Sydney, Australia.

[C]

I asked America and you said yeah.

[A]

No.

[C]

Oh, I was like, wait, Paris, Texas or.

[A]

Yeah, no, those are all cities.

[C]

Okay, got it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Isn't that the same list that doesn't bank with the Rothschilds that we talked about last episode?

[A]

I think they all bank with the Rothschilds.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

That's wild. So like there's just been a lot of, I don't know, just stuff they've just been catching and they had to cancel. Was like to targeted towards New Year's Eve stuff.

[A]

I guess. So yeah.

[C]

Golly, I hope nothing happens.

[D]

I know.

[A]

That's why it's going to be interesting. We're talking about it because if something.

[C]

Happens and we've been in this situation before where they're like, we, we talk about a certain thing that's coming up and then it's something big happens like, oh wow, their, their mind's about to be blown.

[A]

I know. Well, it's all a little concerning too. Cause which this, it's so crazy how I really have not heard about it too much. But Iran says that they are full out war. The Iranian president said we are full out war with the United States, Israel and all of Europe. Yeah, full scale war, he said. Not full out. So Europe who Us Israel and Europe.

[C]

And that's official now?

[A]

Yeah, he just declared it.

[D]

So it, it wasn't a. An official declaration of war. He was being interviewed and his quote is, in my opinion, we are in a full fledged all out war with the United States, Israel. So by the legal declaration of war standards, he wasn't making it. But what he was commenting on is some of the sanctions put against them and the nuclear destruction that happened a while ago. And so what he's saying is he's like they are already making actions of war against us, so we are in an all out war. So it's like that weird like yeah, kind of semantic play that they're doing back and forth. But it's, it's heating up. It's getting weird.

[C]

Us, Israel, as in we're one them against us, or is it all three?

[D]

He kind of threw like a blanket statement at the west is really what he did. And Israel is supported by us. Do you see how many planes we just, how much money we just granted Israel again for more planes?

[A]

I did see that they need planes. They need them.

[C]

That's. I mean give them.

[A]

How much are they going to fly?

[D]

$8.6 billion for F15s which are not the most advanced plane. I did a Little digging on that. F15 is like, I think four generations.

[A]

Remove from, like, scraps.

[C]

Yeah, we're not going to give them.

[D]

Our best, but it carries the. I think it's carries the heaviest. For fighter jets, the heaviest payload. And apparently Israel is the only other nation that has the F35, which is our most advanced, and we removed one. We've provided a ton of nations that are allies with F35s through weird, like, alliance contracts and stuff. But the F35, apparently on the ones that were given to Israel, we pulled all of our, like, restrictions off, meaning that they can put their own weapons on it. They don't rely on our logistics for use of them. So we say Israel is giving us real. They're basically testing them and they're giving us that feedback. And they're our most trusted ally. Literally. They're the only people who, like, we've taken our hands off our most advanced fighter jet.

[A]

Very weird.

[D]

They have 30.

[C]

We'll give you these jets as long as you say sorry about Jesus. That's all you have to do. Just say sorry. Just apologize. That's all you have to do.

[A]

Come on. Come on, you can say it, dude.

[D]

It's sketchy. Yeah.

[C]

You know what this means, Jake?

[B]

What does this mean?

[C]

We're getting drafted, dude.

[B]

Well, if your song holds up true, then I could put a stop to all that eventually. Yeah, I might be president.

[D]

What if.

[A]

That would be great.

[C]

What is it? 32? 35. 35 for president.

[B]

Yeah, I'll be that one day.

[A]

Lord willing, dude, I should run in two years.

[C]

You honestly should just get your name on the ballot.

[A]

Why not?

[C]

I mean, we'll get some votes.

[A]

What's the worst thing that's going to happen? What's the worst thing that's ever bad happened to a president?

[C]

My friend Alex would always say that after there's. He's like, what's the worst that could happen? When I'm like, there's a million things. Like, he would put me in the most dangerous situations.

[A]

I also saw this video of those people that line up in Times Square to be like, yes, dude, for the New Year's, the ball drop or whatever.

[B]

Apple crazy.

[C]

You saw the guy going through his jacket. They're like, so what do you have to go? Like, what happens if you leave the line to go to the bathroom? He says, you lose your spot.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then they're like, so. So what do you do if you have to go to the bathroom? He's like, oh, let me look. Let me show you. He's like going through all the holes in all of his pockets. He has like four jackets on. And he pulls something out and he sees. He says, you see these? These are pads. You just pee on the pad.

[A]

It's like the maxi pad.

[C]

And one of the top comments was like, you brought a pee pad to a diaper fight, dude.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But then they're like, there's just a ton of Asians in this crowd too, which is like. Like no one from America, basically.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they're going down the line. He's like talking about this bads. And they go next to this Asian couple. They're like, we both have diapers. Just everyone rocks a diaper.

[C]

And it's like, I learned that every year. And it's still, like, as an adult.

[A]

That's not weird.

[C]

What's one thing in your life that you're willing to wait so long for? You'd be wearing. You'd be. You'd wear a diaper to go the bathroom. Imagine pooping on New Year's Eve in New York in a. Everyone thinks it's just pee. There's people who are gonna have some accidents.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

God, you're right, dude.

[A]

And you're just sitting there.

[D]

I mean, this smells like that all the time anyways. I don't care what anyone says. New York concentrated.

[A]

But then, you know, they're taking those diapers off and they're throwing them on the ground, bro.

[C]

Maybe. But then you're also having to walk back to your car and stuff.

[B]

And I'm like, nasty.

[A]

It's just to watch a ball drop, dude.

[D]

I don't stay. I won't stay up to watch it happen on tv.

[C]

No.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

There's some people who soil themselves into the new year to watch it.

[A]

We should actually do that this year. Let's just watch it on TV and.

[C]

Just put ourselves in our living room.

[D]

9.

[C]

Happy New Year.

[B]

Some kid who, like, grows up in a small town who's like, mimics big city stuff until he can get there. And he just is in his living room in Omaha, Nebraska, in a cornfield with a diaper on.

[C]

Just manifesting it one day be one of the big kids.

[D]

That's funny. That's awful.

[C]

You said you had some lessons that you Learned from the 2025. You brought a list.

[B]

I did.

[C]

I had a. I'd love to hear.

[B]

These really good year. And my friend Anthony said, happy New Year. You guys don't know him, but.

[C]

What's up, Anthony?

[A]

Hey, Anthony.

[B]

Anthony Leonard Fournette, I call him. Okay. So this year I went out on my own and I like, have made all my money self employed this year. And it was a terrible start to the year. That's difficult.

[C]

Is it your first year ever doing that?

[B]

I did it when I was a kid, but I was like a kid so I could go back and live with my parents and eat with them. And it wasn't like serious, but now, like, I pay all my bills, I pay everything. I live on my own. And this was my first time really doing that.

[C]

That's awesome.

[B]

Pretty much adult. And I did it successfully and it was really hard for the first probably six or seven months. I had months when I didn't pay any bills. I had to call people and be like, I cannot pay this month, but I promise one day I will never not pay again. And that's happened now. But, like, I was flat broke for a long time. Terrible. Wasn't sleeping, all this bad stuff. And I've like, come out of it and been successful and made good money and like, survived. And I've changed a lot this year. I've always been so sporadic and I've learned how to wrangle that in and like, force myself to work. So when you're your own boss, you can do everything or you can do nothing. And it's hard to like, figure that out, stay motivated and stay consistent. So this year, my jocko Willing says this, but discipline is freedom. That's like my thing for 2026. I learned a lot about that in 2025. Let's see, I wrote just that. I changed my life through small daily positive actions. Like, I wake up, I don't go on my phone, I leave my phone in another room the night before. I read at night. I bought the daily devotional book that we talked about last time. I've been reading that every morning and every night I wake up and I go outside right away, drink water, I drink this flaxseed water. And then I try to work eight hours a day. Like, there's been so many times where I realized now that I was just like, not working. I was just doing random stuff. Like, I have a bunch of clients and I'm doing my own stuff. So I'm just bouncing around. And I learned that I need to dedicate one day to one thing. So I have a Jake day where I do all Jake content. I have a day for one of my clients in the medical world. I have a day for one of my clients in the fishing world. And then the last two days of the week are Just smaller clients and then whatever else comes up. And yeah, doing stuff like that has just totally changed my life. And I have my girlfriend to thank for a lot of it. Girlfriends, wives, husbands, like quality relationships get a lot of bad press nowadays in the media and on social media. But having a woman who's behind you, loves you, wants you to win, and does things to help you win, that is the most important thing on earth. And I have that. And it's completely changed my life this year.

[C]

Yeah. Changes your whole perspective.

[B]

Best thing I've had all year.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I wasn't about to cry. I just stopped talking.

[C]

I ran out of breath.

[D]

I've been there.

[B]

So I didn't really give you any examples, but hopefully that sums up that. Yes.

[A]

That's awesome, man.

[C]

That's great. I love hearing that.

[D]

That's super awesome.

[C]

What are your goals for this year? You have anything written down?

[B]

Yeah, I do. I left it in a different journal, but I kind of broke it down by, like, career, finances, health and wellness and home. Like, I wanna be 103 pounds by September. I want to see what I look like. Really? Like, jacked and in shape. I'm kidding.

[D]

Yeah, I'm like.

[A]

I was gonna say 103.

[B]

That's a good joke. I think I've told you guys this on the pod before. That's a good joke to tell people. I want to be 100 by September. I wanna make a lot of money. I realized how little I worked this year, like, concerted effort and accomplishing things day to day, and I didn't know I wasn't working. So in the later half of this year, I've understood how to work hard and more that actually accomplishes things. So I'm going to put that to use this year and see what I can really do when I'm working to my full potential and not leaving anything on the table any day. So I don't have, like, a few, like, specific goals, but I'm just excited to see what my optimized life is gonna bring me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What about you guys?

[C]

Oh, man, I don't really have anything written down. I'm trying to. We're trying to lose some weight, dude. Trying to get healthy. That's the biggest thing is just trying to get discipline in that regard.

[A]

Because this coming November, November 2026, we're gonna have to do a podcast completely shirtless.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Just so it's our goal to be jacked. So we just gotta be.

[C]

I don't think we've agreed on that. I think it's the first I've heard.

[A]

It all the millions of people hear now.

[B]

I like that. Can I come off of that episode and do it with you? I want to be Jack too.

[C]

Get the blurring on your nipples again. Just Andrew's motion tracking the whole episode. Golly.

[B]

That's one of my favorite things I do. I love that.

[C]

That's so funny. I saw your forehead blurred out the other day. That was great.

[B]

Dude, I got a knock. I got a five head and my girlfriend has a three head. So hopefully our kids will come out normal.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Forest.

[C]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[A]

I also want to read more this year.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Which I read a lot this year. Same 20, 25. I probably read. They say if you read one book, you're already above way average than the.

[C]

Oh, big time.

[A]

Typical person.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think I read like six books.

[C]

That's great.

[A]

So that's great. I'm like, really smart.

[C]

Yeah. Tell us, what do you learn?

[B]

Nice.

[A]

I learned a lot about orthodoxy.

[C]

Yes, you did.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It was too much orthodoxy. Almost got sucked in a little bit.

[A]

Well, yeah, it's. It's fun stuff. But speaking of not fun stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you hear what Amazon did?

[C]

Amazon?

[A]

No, the Amazon, not the forest.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[A]

The company. No, with the movie It's a Wonderful Life.

[C]

I heard there's been some editing stuff. I don't know. What about that movie?

[A]

Yeah. Well, apparently there's a short little period to where they cut out 22 minutes of the movie. Guess what? The 22 minutes that they cut out.

[C]

I should have watched it this season. I haven't watched it. What? What did they cut out?

[A]

They cut out the sequence when he says, I wish I was never born. And the whole part to where he's living that other life to where if he was never born in the alternate. Oh, you've never seen.

[C]

No, that's what I'm saying. I've never seen it, unfortunately.

[B]

Well, you got to watch it. It's one of the best movies.

[C]

I know I missed the holiday season.

[A]

I'll talk to you about this.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

They cut out the part where he says, I wish I was never born. And then he goes back and it's like Pottersville and like this whole different reality.

[B]

They cut all that out where nobody knows him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[A]

They cut it all out.

[B]

Why?

[A]

They said it was like copyright issues.

[B]

Or something, but they don't have copyrights back then. It's black.

[A]

But I mean, there's like millions of people are like, why'd you cut this out? Like it's like the most pivotal part of the. Really. It makes the whole movie understandable. And they cut it out.

[C]

That's.

[A]

But a lot of people are saying they cut it out because it shows that part where he goes back and, like, he was never born and so no one knows him and the whole town has changed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They say they cut that out because it shows that the. The bank, the rich man can change perspective on everything. Oh, no, because there was one guy who owned the bank. His name was Mr. Potter.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And Potter. Potter or Potters. Whatever. But, like, when he came back to the town, it was now called Pottersville. And, like, everything was, like, establishments and, like. And so they're saying that they cut that out to Not.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Why are you doing that with a classic?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

But they put it back.

[A]

They put it back in.

[B]

Yeah, that's good.

[C]

Yeah, but that's because people noticed that would have been a Mandela effect, dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. That's what I was thinking of.

[C]

And that's. That raises the question because Stranger Things is going through some stuff right now where there's. You know, it's based in the 80s, right. And so there's this scene where a girl's climbing out of something and her sleeve shows and it's a black Under Armour logo shirt. And everyone's like, really? You edit. You take three years editing all this, whatever you gotta do, and you miss a logo. And so now you go back on. It's removed. On Netflix, they've also edited two other scenes from previous seasons. Like, color grading on, like, a certain. Like. Like, smoky, like, dimension and stuff. And so I feel like you shouldn't.

[A]

Be allowed to do that.

[C]

That's my thing.

[D]

I agree.

[C]

It should stand the test of time. Like, it. Like, it should stay the way it is because, one, we learn from things. And also it's like, are you gonna go back to Star wars and having the stormtrooper, like, hit his head? Like, are you gonna edit it? So it's like he just walks right through.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What do we.

[C]

Where's the line? Yeah, quit editing stuff.

[B]

Those are things that people, like, remember and talk about. It's not. Yes. It's, like, human on paper, but, yeah, it makes it human and it gets people talking. I guess I get that from the artist perspective that they want their product to be pure and, like, the best they can be.

[C]

Then put it out here. Yeah, put it out. Pure.

[B]

It was another year.

[C]

Yeah. That's the final button. I can't imagine how Difficult. That is, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like having to go to Netflix. Like, hey, can we edit something real quick on the. On the biggest show on Netflix right now where everyone's streaming it. And, like, that's a nightmare, dude.

[D]

If I were in charge of one of those products, I'd have a bro and I'd be like, you're going to be on the payroll. But I'm just telling you now, when it goes south, that's your job. You will be blamed and you will be fired and I will look good.

[B]

You're talking about Shohei Ohtani's interpreter.

[D]

What.

[C]

Did you say?

[B]

I said, are you talking about Shohei.

[C]

Ohtani's interpreter, Shohei Otani?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

You know what I'm talking about. I haven't. I've seen clips.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Shohei Ohtani is, like, the biggest baseball player in the world right now. And he's. He got in trouble for gambling and, like, betting on his games, allegedly. But then they put all the blame on his interpreter because he's the biggest player in the world.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know what actually happened, but that sounded like that.

[D]

I mean. I mean, basically, yeah, if you want to edit stuff, be like, yeah, there's a kid and he forgot the Under Armour logo.

[B]

But then they're like, why do you have a kid working on the biggest Netflix show in the world?

[D]

Andrew, Fair enough.

[C]

Fired also, you think with mistakes like that, how do you not have just, like, 20 people that just stare at the screen? Their only job is to watch the show frame by frame and make sure everything's consistent.

[D]

Just missed it. Can I.

[C]

That's crazy.

[D]

Can I spend 30 seconds going into a spoiler?

[B]

No.

[C]

Sure. Spoiler alert.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Spoiler alert. So there's a ton of things that have been screwed up. I'm sure you've seen the seasons, but there's been a couple times where they broke the fourth wall or whatever, and so they're saying the fifth. That was the weirdest stutter I've ever had in my life. The theory and confusing thing is that they're thinking. They're trying to make it seem as though Vecna not only has all of them underneath his curse, where he's, like, manipulating things between the two worlds.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

But they think they're going to pull the audience in and they're going to try to do some weird thing with the reality we're in and them.

[C]

That would make no sense. That'd be Justin. Jeff. I know, but that's spoken.

[A]

Did you watch Stranger Things?

[B]

I watched, like, one season. But no, not.

[C]

Let me explain to you. So Hopper knows 11. Who wouldn't? You know, whenever there's contact with the mind, flare, when they go in the Upside down, there's a Dimension X. And so then when they fly into the abyss, that's just. Just what happens with Rock and Robin. Oh, now that makes sense.

[A]

Makes complete.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Should have started with that.

[C]

Yeah. I remember hearing about it on the radio when they were talking about, like, when those seasons first started, because I didn't start watching until this year, but I remember listening to a radio show, and they're just like, have you guys been watching this new show, Stranger Things? And it's like, it's crazy because we have 11 going in the Upside down, and they're like, I'm just hearing it. It's just like, what is this talking about? Yeah.

[A]

I've only seen the first season. Maybe the second season, too. I don't know.

[D]

First season's best.

[C]

I'll let you know tonight if it's worth actually watching the whole thing. Because if it ends well, then. I mean, terrible. Then it's not.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Speaking of terrible.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's talk about it.

[A]

Do you hear about that plane that was stuck on the tarmac for 11 hours, bro?

[B]

Terrible.

[D]

I'm getting off.

[A]

And people were yelling. They said, you have to let us off this plane.

[C]

Why wouldn't they?

[B]

I'll pull my car.

[A]

It was, like, the first three hours. It was. It had been three hours, and like, hey, we might take off soon. We're not sure we've done that. So, like, now's the chance. Like, if you want to get off, you can get off.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And so, like, I think, like, a couple people got off because it's been three hours, and then they pulled off, and they're on the tarmac in 11 hours.

[C]

What airline?

[A]

I don't. I don't know.

[C]

That is insane.

[A]

And it's like, is that not. I would call the police.

[C]

That's against the Geneva Convention.

[A]

I would say, you can't do that. I would freak out.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

That's torture.

[D]

There. There has to be. Like, they're trying to investigate something. Like, they think somebody on the plane may or may not have been involved in something. They're trying to set us.

[A]

Because of snowstorms.

[C]

You could get people out.

[D]

Yeah, because if they let them. If they let him go in the airport, someone who was potentially involved is like, I'm gone. And so they're like, just keep them on the plane trying to figure it out.

[B]

Good for them.

[D]

So if you're ever stuck on a.

[C]

Plane, you'd be the guy on the plane for this. Everyone needs to calm down.

[A]

I'm gonna think freaking out.

[D]

He's just, just looking at every brown guy. Josh, it's not me.

[C]

What would you get stuck on the tarmac and Montgomery for like three hours?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

One time come back from the hurricane.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I can't imagine 11 hours. You're going nuts.

[B]

That's a lot.

[A]

Freak out, freak out.

[C]

Speaking of planes.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You hear about the Malaysian air, Malaysian flight that's happening, going on right now that went missing?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay, so in 2014, that Malaysian flight that had like 230 people went missing, Right. And they did a big, big search right as soon as it happened. Then a couple years later, and then 2017, they did a massive search. But now, so many years later, they're now doing another huge search in the south southern Indian Ocean. Okay. So they're like, it's like super west of Australia. And they've been searching and there's an American company that's volunteering to help called Ocean Infinity, using underwater robots, deep sea drones, and advanced scanning. And they are not going to get paid unless they find something, which is interesting. But that sounds like they're just being nice and like, hey, we're just going to offer you our stuff and we're going to do it. But the reason people are asking questions about this search now so many years later, there's no new evidence as that's been found. There's nothing to say, like, oh, this came up. So maybe we need to look in this area. They're just spending millions of dollars now searching for the plane still, which I get it, like, it's a big mysterious thing that happened. Greatest mystery probably in all of aviation history, whatever. But they went missing on March 8, 2014. 239passengers and crew, all gone. Um, and that's basically it. But I saw some people commenting because they're doing the deep sea scanning and all this stuff, they're having several different type of technologies looking for this flight. Some people mentioned the bloop, the boop. And I was like, what is the bloop? I have no idea what the bloop is. They're like, they're looking for the bloop. I was like, I have never. You've never heard of this?

[A]

No. It sounds like something we would talk about, though.

[C]

Definitely. I can't remember ever talking about this, but. In 1997, a mysterious sound was detected from 3,000 miles away inside the ocean. And it's like here. That's like hearing a sound. When you're in New York, hearing a sound from London, like, it's two different microphones from 3,000. Two different locations, 3,000 miles apart, heard the same sound. And I'm gonna send you the sound real quick.

[A]

Did it.

[D]

Did it happen, like, at the same exact time or did it span? Oh, that's weird.

[C]

Yeah. So you could play this into the microphone. It's very, very quick. They heightened it up because it went to zero to 50 hertz. Like that. Louder than a blue whale. Louder than any animal or creature ever could make.

[A]

All right, go ahead.

[C]

Listen. That, right there, that.

[A]

I mean, it kind of sounded like a bubble. That's it.

[C]

But, like. But it was so massively loud. You can turn it off. It's just slowing it down then. But it was so massively loud, you heard it from 3,000 miles away. So that's spent. Like, that's heightened intensity.

[D]

I was worried that you were about to play that at, like, the volume it projected.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, no, imagine. Imagine it's just a fart noise. That's it. That's the story. But there. It happened in 1997. They did research. They could not find the source. It happened again next time. It happened in 2005. And so they started looking again with their new technology, trying to source it, and they tracked it to one location. South Indian Ocean. Antarctica.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Now, they claim it was a ice shelf of a glacier breaking off underwater.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But that's not confirmed.

[A]

Right.

[C]

So you have this extremely loud noise being heard from 3,000 miles away. Two different occasions that we know of, all being sourced from Antarctica. And so when people are searching for the Malaysian flight, you know, west of Australia in the Southern Indian Ocean, people are like, they're looking for the bloop, dude. That's all they're looking for, the bloop.

[A]

And then the blob that came from. What's the island?

[B]

Yeah, what's that?

[A]

It was early 2025, right.

[C]

I think.

[A]

So there's this radar anomaly off of the coast of Antarctica because it shows, like, wave height and stuff with this radar system. And from this tiny little uninhabited island, Bouvet island off the coast of Antarctica, there's just this massive blob that just is being, like, sent from it. And they were saying, like, oh, it's just a glitch. But it happened, like, a couple times.

[C]

A couple times with different people's equipment across the world.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And so it's like this doesn't add up.

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

It's very weird.

[C]

But a lot of people are saying this is a Megalodon or something. Like some type of, like, ancient creature or whatever, Dude.

[A]

The. I mean, I think it's alien stuff.

[C]

Could be. You never know. Something like. That loud. I mean, because.

[A]

Remember the video of the Malaysian flight with the three orbs?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then it blacked out.

[C]

Just gone.

[B]

Was that real? We don't know.

[A]

People are saying it's real. And one of. I forget the guy's name. I think he's been on Blurry a couple times. But literally all he does, like, his profession is researching the Malaysian flight. And he says it is 100% true. And he, like, found, like, some declassified video that was, like, hidden. And it also was another angle of that same event. But, yeah, I mean, he claims that.

[C]

It's weird stuff, dude. Like, the pilot had a flight simulator in his home, and he took the flight. Like, he always. He was practicing that flight at home.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

And there's some weird stuff around that I could. I don't remember correctly, but it's like. There's some weird stuff, man.

[D]

Watching the video, the families reacting to, like, where are my.

[B]

Where's my.

[C]

That is face down at the airport. Just like. Yeah, it's terrible video that.

[D]

There's, like, a whole documentary. You can watch it.

[B]

It's horrible.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's a weird thing.

[C]

It's a weird thing. And they have that show that I was. It was terrible, but it was that people go up in a plane and then they get into a big storm and they come down and it's like, 10 years later.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then people like.

[A]

No, they. They went back in time. That's. That was that whole conspiracy thing where.

[C]

Like, I thought it was 10 years later because they're like, you guys have been gone.

[A]

That might be a different story, because there's another story to where they, like, went up and there's this big, like, lightning storm that came down. And they were, like, literally in the 70s.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So they, like, somehow traveled back in time.

[C]

That's so cool. Could you imagine? That'd be wild.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What if Malaysian flight just lands one day, like, lax, and just.

[B]

That'd be.

[C]

They're the same. They're the same age.

[A]

What if all the elites now were passengers on that flight that went back to the 70s and they just. They just knew what to invest in Bitcoin.

[C]

How genius would that be? That's what Marty McFly missed out on.

[A]

I know, man.

[C]

In all These games is like, dude, just invest in dogecoin. What are you doing? Invent a smartphone.

[B]

That's funny. Oh, did you guys watch Marty Supreme?

[A]

No.

[D]

No.

[C]

I want to.

[B]

I watched.

[C]

I want one of the jackets. They're cool jackets.

[D]

They are.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I heard there's a pretty intense scene in it, dude.

[B]

Yeah. At the most intense part, actually, these guys in the theater almost got in a fight. Like, what? The biggest part of the movie is happening and this dude stands up and turns around to this kid and he's like, stop effing talking. And for like two minutes straight, this old, not old guy, he was like 40 year old guy who's huge was like scolding this kid. And everyone in the theaters looking. His wife ran out of the theater, Some other lady ran out. It was about to get serious and all of us missed the best part of the movie.

[C]

Oh, that sucks.

[B]

It was crazy. We look back up and we're like, wow. What?

[A]

What happened?

[B]

It was crazy. That wild though. I. I was so hyped for it because Tyler, the creator, is like my number one inspiration. And I was like, he's in this movie. That's awesome. And their marketing was incredible. I love social media. They did the best social media marketing of all time.

[A]

I think it's pretty great.

[B]

And I don't know how I felt about the movie after it. I was kind of like, yeah, that's what I heard.

[D]

What?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. There's all these storylines that kind of like were huge parts of it and then didn't really have an ending or didn't remain huge in the end. But I'm gonna. I want to watch it again. I don't want to discourage anyone from watching it. I would go watch it again. I think it's gonna show up at.

[C]

Your house at the same time, start.

[D]

Yelling at you the same part.

[C]

That would. That would be great marketing for a movie. If you hired actors to go to movie theaters and get verbal arguments, add a screening of the movie, like all around the country, like you have. You have to say the same script so that people record it. They're like, wait, I also saw people.

[A]

Explain to be genius.

[D]

That'd be so cool.

[B]

I like that. That's going to be Timothy Chalamet's next marketing. Yeah.

[C]

Drew Ski. Do you see that?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Burger man. That was funny. Drew is the best bro. He is the funniest because he taps into like a real life.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Real situations that other celebrities are out of touch from. But he's like.

[C]

And also afraid to do It.

[B]

Yeah. He'll go do that stuff and, like, get these real videos. And it's. You're like, I've seen this guy in my neighborhood. I know that guy from my town. That's my uncle. Like, you know all these people and you've seen these characters he's doing, and it's real and nobody else does that. Really? It's beautiful.

[C]

He needs to do movies big time.

[B]

He is. Did you see the fake movie him? Yeah, it's like the Diggers. It was crazy. That was. That was pretty funny.

[C]

Which is so funny because that movie of Tom Cruise, I'm not going to say again because you guys censored me last time.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What?

[D]

Did you watch the video?

[C]

No. I did.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I'm sure we got some comments about it, but I haven't seen. We haven't. Hasn't dropped yet.

[A]

We were talking about movies last week, and there's a movie coming out with Tom Cruise called the Digger. And we bleeped him out as soon.

[D]

As he said.

[A]

But speaking of Tom Cruise.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you know. Actually know that we got not. Don't go anywhere.

[D]

I want to talk about this tweet when we get back.

[A]

I should have prefaced it. Wait, just hold on. Everyone go back. Let me give a little teaser. I got. I got a crazy video.

[C]

How crazy is it?

[A]

And some people are saying, oh, it's AI, but the locals are saying it's.

[C]

Not AI so that we can trust the eyewitnesses. Then we'll see.

[A]

Can we? And I'll tell you more about it.

[C]

Right there at the side.

[D]

Don't go anywhere.

[C]

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[B]

Great.

[A]

We're back.

[C]

And we're back. That ad was so fun.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What a cutie that guy is.

[A]

Some would say he is the most adorable little guy ever. He's a little guy.

[C]

He's a little. Looks pretty tall. Looks pretty big.

[A]

I don't know, like 5? What? What would you say, like 5, 4?

[D]

No, don't think. 5, 6, 5.

[C]

14.

[A]

Anyways, speaking of 514, you guys see Anthony Joshua got in a car wreck. Yeah, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Those were crazy.

[B]

That was real, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I made me really sad.

[C]

We're at. In Africa.

[A]

I'm not sure wherever he's from.

[C]

Yeah, I think it was in Africa somewhere. It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. And like, I guess the two people in the front of the car die.

[C]

Yep. Yeah.

[D]

Trainers. Right.

[C]

Date two days after his fight.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Crazy dude.

[B]

Terrible.

[A]

Terrible. Also, like, all the, like, how giant he is, getting out of that car and all, trying to help him.

[D]

He's just, like.

[C]

Insane, dude. I can't imagine.

[A]

You didn't get hurt.

[D]

Yeah. He was in the backseat, right?

[A]

Yeah, he just boxed his way out of there.

[C]

1, 2, 1, 2.

[A]

Got out.

[C]

Super sad, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Other people, I can't imagine. Dude, that would be. Yeah, I've just. I've had friends who get in car wrecks that accidentally have, you know, like, taken people's lives, and it's like.

[A]

That's really.

[C]

That's insane. It's so. I can't imagine having to live with that.

[B]

No, man.

[C]

The heaviness is so real.

[B]

That's not fun.

[C]

Not so.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you have a question? I made a. Made a terrible joke one time. One of my. One of the ladies that went. I went to high school with, she was like two grades older than me, and it's a small, small school. We were all friends. She had dodged a deer in the road on a dirt road and wrecked. She was fine. She had a couple, like, little scrapes or something. She was at prom the next day, and I said, lindy, you look like a wreck. She was so mad at me. So mad. I thought that was a good joke.

[A]

That is a good joke.

[C]

Yeah. Sorry. Do you have a question today?

[B]

Yes, I do.

[C]

Oh, all right.

[A]

Well, you know what time it is.

[D]

Question corner.

[C]

Question going. Question corner with Jake.

[A]

When the questions are fresh on his mind.

[B]

Would you rather.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Have to jump in the water every day for the rest of your life or eat Indian buffet every day for the rest of your life.

[D]

Do I have to pay for the buffet?

[B]

Nope.

[C]

Oh, that's good. I'm trying to think of. You don't always have a body water near you. Does bathtubs count?

[B]

You do always have a body of water near you. You live in Florida, dude.

[C]

But we travel sometimes. We travel maybe sometimes.

[B]

Like, sorry.

[C]

Yeah. You're like, you're dry. Like, maybe you're like, I have to drive back home to Kansas or something. We do I have to stop somewhere and jump in a lake or do bathtubs count? Probably not, right?

[B]

I told you last time, that can count. But in this scenario, you. You're near a body of water every day. With the way this works, like you are also near a body of water. You can jump.

[C]

I feel like that's more of an inconvenience. The other ones are more of a necessity.

[A]

I think it's still choose the water.

[C]

Just because what happens? You die if you don't.

[B]

Yeah, Dive into a rock and die if you don't. Okay. Yeah, got it.

[A]

So the deal. Let's play it out. Take this question a step further.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

In both scenarios, if you don't eat Indian food that day, you'll die.

[D]

But there's always one. A buffet. Now how sketchy is a buffet? Like solid or like, am I just finding the nearest.

[B]

You don't have to find anything. In this scenario, there's at least a below average Indian buffet within a close proximity to you and a decent to above average body of water in close proximity to you every day. Like it doesn't, it doesn't inconvenience you much. It's just part of your day and it wherever you travel. But you have to do one of them.

[C]

I feel like the water would make me more happy. It'd be. Add more to my life.

[B]

It's good for you.

[C]

Indian food. You also would add a lot to my life because I'm experiencing new things because I wouldn't want to stick with the same stuff every day.

[D]

Imagine below average.

[B]

Imagine the at least a below average and a lot of cities you're in, there'll be like above average Indian buffet. But you will never have below below average. And there is a low blow that.

[D]

Is, that is a risk. That's like a risk you're taking though with the below average review. I think I gotta switch up.

[C]

But you don't have to stay at the buffets. You can also just go to the restaurants like Shiva or something. Something.

[A]

But you have to eat a New food every day.

[C]

I'm doing water. Yeah, I'll do water.

[A]

I'm thinking, like, what if you're, like, really sick and then you just, like, you gotta eat? Like how you're not feeling great today. Imagine it's like you have to go eat Indian food.

[C]

Butter chicken.

[B]

No, there's a lot of foods you could eat that make you feel better. Spicy ones that clear you out. And there's some.

[C]

They have good soup stuff.

[B]

They do have soup.

[C]

I really haven't tried Indians.

[B]

There's a lot of variation of India.

[C]

I'm changing. I'm doing Indian food. That's the one I'm most scared of. And so I'll do that.

[B]

Do something hard every day. Get hard every day.

[C]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Every day.

[C]

Every day.

[D]

Good question.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

Very good question.

[C]

Very good question.

[A]

Corner with Jakey and Andrew. Hit us with that beat.

[D]

Oh, what are you doing? Hey, hey.

[C]

Don't cancel me.

[D]

Watch it.

[B]

No.

[C]

Andrew has a reel.

[A]

Andrew's got a real. Right.

[B]

No.

[D]

Right.

[A]

No.

[C]

I heard a comedian on Kill Tony recently. She's like. She's like, I want to fall in love. I want to fall in love with somebody. And I would love to fall in love with the Indian man. Because it always seems like they have a really good song stuck in their head. And I just want to. I just want to know the lyrics.

[D]

So.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, I forgot to record it. I forgot to record my reel, Bro. I sent you a tweet, though, while this is recording. Bro, do you see that tweet?

[B]

Yeah, that's funny. That's actually insane. That's like a paragraph or something.

[A]

Windmills are killing our beautiful bald eagles.

[B]

Is this real? He really tweeted that?

[D]

I literally fact checked it. He really tweeted that?

[B]

Dumb.

[D]

He walks across a bald eagle on the floor of the Oval Office every single day and decided to send that out.

[B]

What do you mean?

[D]

Like, there's like a presidential seal on. On the carpet in the Oval Office is a bald eagle.

[B]

That doesn't look like a bald eagle to me though.

[A]

It's not.

[B]

That's like a parag falcon or something.

[D]

It gets worse. That's a photo from Israel.

[A]

No way.

[D]

That's from a previous. From a previous campaign against Israeli windmills from.

[C]

Dude.

[A]

But what if that's a hidden message? Windmills are killing our beautiful bald eagles. And this windmill in Israel. Oh. Is killing the bald eagle. So get America.

[D]

Get this.

[C]

No, I mean, they couldn't. Hold on.

[A]

Number 13. That's pretty unlucky.

[C]

Also, check out the date, 444pm you think that's by accident?

[A]

This is like a whole.

[C]

What's mark 444. Down with its.

[A]

Wait a minute.

[D]

How many birds do you think would need to die by all of the windmills in a nation for it to be considered a problem?

[A]

I know that.

[D]

Thirteen. That's it. Just 13 birds, I think, for it.

[A]

To be a problem. Over a thousand.

[D]

That's what I'm saying. All right, so this is the direct quote from the article from which that photo came. It says, israel, Israeli wind turbines. That's plural. Their turbines, all of their turbo turbines kill about two dozen birds a year. And concerns about the death toll at the time prompted zoos running an eagle breeding program to campaign against a plan to build a wind turbine farm in the Israeli occupied Golan Heights for fear of harm to the already seriously endangered vulture population. Now, why is Trump posting this tweet about wind turbines?

[A]

I think it's a hidden message, bro.

[D]

Did you hear what he did with the other land where he wants to grab energy? No, dude, this just happened. Alaska. It's a lot of land. It's like 23 million acres in northern Alaska, which was set aside in 1923. It was the oil reserve set aside so that, like, if. If our Navy ran out of oil, it was a reserve set aside. There's been a couple times where we've used it, and literally, he just opened it up for alternate energy. So literally a week after he reopened it, he starts just grabbing stuff and tweeting stuff about how, like, quote, unquote, clean energy is dangerous. He just literally opened up all of Alaska. Basically 82% of the 23 million acres. It's not all of Alaska. Alaska is huge.

[A]

But that's a lot of oil, though.

[D]

Yeah. Okay, Andrew's got a reel.

[B]

Oh, about time.

[D]

I know.

[C]

Finally.

[A]

We've been waiting.

[D]

I didn't. I didn't cut it down, but. So you're gonna get the start of another random thing. I don't know that there's sound on it. This is. I don't. Some of the reels get you all going. This one, for some reason, just hurt me deeply in my soul.

[A]

All right, ready? Three, two, one.

[B]

Sorry.

[D]

These things are sketchy.

[C]

Why would you do that?

[D]

And then she continues with her routine.

[B]

Ouch. That was not that bad. That was a manufactured reaction.

[A]

That was not that bad.

[B]

That was not that bad.

[D]

I wasn't expecting.

[A]

You have no idea with me and fingernails hurting. Fingernails.

[B]

Okay. That's, like, your thing that really gets you That's.

[A]

I hate it, dude.

[B]

Okay, I understand that.

[A]

It's like teeth and fingernails.

[D]

Mother. There's another one that I didn't use. For some reason, my feed was all fingernails. And there's another one I didn't use. And I won't. I won't show you this one, but it's a tattoo guy. But apparently you can. Like, instead of painting your nails, you can tattoo under your nails.

[A]

That's silly.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[D]

But.

[A]

But it's video.

[D]

It's video person getting it done. And they're like. I mean, just trembling because the needle goes through the tip of the finger and into the bottom of the fingernail, and that's where the ink's injected. And the video of the person getting that to that tattoo, it literally looks like torture. I mean, they're just, like, violently shaking. And the guy doing it's like one of those, like, weird, like, lizard body modification people. I mean, literally, he's like. Like, he's, like, clearly not right in the head enjoying the tattoo he's given.

[C]

I mean, golly.

[B]

Well, yay.

[A]

Speaking of that, here's the video I want to.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And you're immediately going to be like, this is AI. This is AI, but I got something to say about it. All right?

[C]

Okay.

[A]

This. This was caught in Mexico. Caught or replicated?

[C]

Generated.

[A]

It's the frogman. Have you guys seen this?

[C]

No.

[A]

I'm telling you, you're gonna say it's AI right off the bat. But just give me a second, okay? All right. And I'm gonna play it for you, too. The audio.

[C]

There we go.

[A]

Got it.

[C]

Got it. Oh, no.

[A]

3.

[C]

Bro. I don't like that at all. That thing is straight up terrifying.

[A]

There's another one, too. Let me send this. It's the same. It's just, like. It does, like, different stuff, like pounding on the shed.

[C]

That's the crazy thing, because it.

[A]

I hope that music doesn't get flagged. It will anyways. It's, like, croaking. I just want to get, like, one.

[B]

His fingers look real.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

I gotta put music with everything.

[D]

It's not loading over here. I still haven't seen it.

[A]

Hold on. Lily's calling me real quick. Hey.

[B]

Motorcycle guy said I can pop it up for 3,800 bucks.

[A]

Hold up. We're in the middle of a podcast. Oh, but that's crazy, huh? I don't know. But let me call you right after.

[C]

Say hi, Lil.

[B]

Guys. Hi, everybody. Hey, Lily. Sorry I broke your arm. Hi, Jake. Okay.

[A]

All right. Love you.

[C]

All right, I got the video.

[B]

Dude, that's crazy. It does look real. They zoomed in on the frog.

[A]

Yeah. So people are like, oh, that's AI and then there's a lot of the way it's stomping.

[C]

I hate.

[A]

A lot of locals are like, oh, yeah, this is not fake. This is. We've seen this really type of thing. And this is where I'm getting at.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

With the advancement of AI and stuff, sure, it's literally going to be impossible to tell what is fake and what is real and bald eagles, windmills. But it seems like we're getting to a place to where there's stranger and stranger occurrences happening. Like, really weird paranormal, cryptid, UFO stuff especially. And so when you get something like that, what if that is 100% real? And you look at that like, oh, AI. Because it's coming in the flood of all these fake AI videos. And it's just like, dude, I mean, what does this mean?

[C]

Yeah. And the way things get censored nowadays, things could just get yanked off certain social media platforms where. Oh, you see that one video?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I can't find it anywhere. It could have been 100% legit, but we don't know now.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And so what if that's the type of social experiments they're doing? They're literally making humanoid babies. We know that. That's a confirmed fact. They're making lab grown babies. They're mixing genes with animals. Who knows?

[A]

I know.

[C]

And we would easily just discount that as like, whatever, you know, that's not. Not real.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, it's getting impossible to realize what's AI and what's not. Now I truly is.

[D]

I won't believe a clip like that unless the person filming is as terrified as they should be. Like, there is no image stabilization in any camera or lens that should have filmed that. That calmly. That should have been there for a moment in the first.

[C]

Unless they've seen that thing before, used to it.

[D]

I don't know that you ever get used to that.

[C]

At certain points you would have to. Like, if it's a common thing in their culture, like some type of. You hear about that all the time. The Chupacabra. You see things in African villages.

[D]

They're never calm about that stuff, though some people are.

[C]

Yeah. And also, you're assuming that everyone reacts the exact same way. There's a reason why there's, you know, it's Friday, you know, fight or flight. There's people who go in shock when they see stuff like that. That freak that like, literally freeze. I mean, there's a. Who knows?

[A]

Anyways, so scary. This whole journey brought me down to has anyone seen a frog man?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And ChatGPT did me. Dirty man. They like, I spent like a whole day like researching, saying, because I'm like, this thing happened in Mexico. Are there any stories like this from Mexico? I was like, actually there's something similar to this. It's the lizard man from this one region of Mexico. And it's like. And like, it's seen, like, because this part of Mexico has just a ton of caves and like, I mean, dude, I'm getting into. I'm like, oh, wow, this is crazy. I'm like, I wonder if someone's made like a video about this. And I look it up, no videos. I'm like, well, that's annoying. And so I asked Chat GPT. I'm like, are there any videos of this? And it's like, well, it's not actually a real thing. Like, what? So you just. I've been like, it was an hour. I was just asking it questions about this lizard man from Mexico. And it's like, no, I just like, I made it up. No, I said, you dirty dog. So I had to like do like everything you tell me now. It has to have some validity to it.

[C]

175 episodes in where I finally give.

[D]

Us the real stuff now.

[A]

No, but I did find a frogman.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And it is in Loveland, Ohio. The frogman of Loveland, Ohio. And if we know anything about Ohio is.

[C]

It's not real.

[A]

It's not real. So neither is this story. Moving on. Just kidding. So Loveland, Ohio, which is a small town near Cincinnati, These sightings started taking place in 1955. So the first sighting was near this river in Loveland called the Little Miami River. And it was this salesman, this traveling salesman who was driving at night and he was coming up to this bridge and he saw three humanoid frog like figures standing about four feet tall in the middle of the road, like talking to each other. And he said, he described him as 4ft tall, leathery, greenish gray skin, frog like face, standing upright on two legs and seen interacting with each other. And he described it as like, not like animals.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he's just kind of sitting there, his car like freaked out, and then they saw him and then they just jumped over the bridge.

[B]

Like, frog jumped.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Just a business meeting with a couple of congressmen.

[C]

Don't mind them, you can just pass on through.

[A]

But. So that was the first sign which was in 1955. Then I believe there's like a couple of sightings here and there, but nothing like, whatever. But then the police had a sighting in loveland, Ohio in 1972. This officer's name was Ray Shockey. He was really shocked. That was bad. It's all right. Moving on. Ray Shockey. Officer Ray Shockey. He's on night patrol near the river. Same river. And then in the middle of the road, crouched on the road, was the same looking four foot tall, frog like head, leathery skin, large eyes. And he describes as appear. Appeared intelligent, not startled, like an. Like an animal. So he said it basically like it's Solomon. And just stood up and just like kind of just walked over to the bridge and just lightly hopped over. But didn't like freak out and run away.

[C]

Yeah. Wasn't afraid.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Weird.

[A]

But then it just goes on. Like even today, people still see near this river these frog like men just wandering about.

[C]

Now that's something that would be terrifying.

[A]

Yeah, that.

[C]

I think that scares me more than a Bigfoot or like, like a Mothman or something. Something. Because it's like a human, but it's a frog and it's the skin. It's swim and like that's. Yeah.

[B]

So would that be a skinwalker or that is. That would. That would be considered. Or is that possibly because, I mean, that. That makes sense, right? Like a human version of a. Yeah, I guess so. But also bigger, I guess. I've never heard of them being bigger. Usually it's just the same.

[A]

It's kind of like a deer. Yeah, yeah, but that's a. I don't know, man.

[B]

Expanded in size.

[A]

But the frogman. There is a frogman that exists and it's in Loveland, Ohio, apparently.

[C]

And he sings and he dances and he's married to Miss Piggy.

[A]

Hello, my baby.

[D]

Dude, where did the. Where did the Mexican one.

[B]

Where.

[D]

Where in Mexico was that? Because I just found.

[A]

I think they said it was close to Cancun. Cancun.

[C]

It's a riveting story, dude.

[B]

Dude, I bet if you wanted to get to the bottom of that, you check the local taxidermist because have you ever heard those stories about how like real deal old school taxidermy people have taxidermied some crazy stuff that they can't talk about and they don't publicize?

[C]

What.

[D]

That's interesting.

[A]

I've never heard that. That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Like there's like. I think there's regulations of taxidermy what they can and can't do and the ways they can do it. But I've seen like movies and heard some stories about old school taxidermy shops doing some wild stuff. And like Ohio, you don't think of like a hunting type place. There's probably a lot of ruralness in Ohio and a lot of rednecks up north and they shoot things and they kill animals. One of those frogman's got shot before by a hunter like, what the hell is that, Billy?

[C]

Kill it.

[A]

I know.

[B]

And they probably brought it to the local. I mean if you killed a frogman, you don't want to put that thing up in your living room to show off to also.

[C]

Well, you say that if you're some good old boy and you're shooting some crazy wild animal, you're not calling the police or the government. You're. You're going to say, I got to figure this out. We got to take care of this one. Yeah, I'm going to go to my local taxidermy guy Ron down and he stuffed my deer last year. We'll see what happens. And then. Yeah, yeah, dude, that's messed up.

[A]

But.

[B]

And in those local little places, you do know the game warden. And you know there's one sheriff, and you know him, he came to dinner at your house last week. Your wife cooked him muffin. Coughing so like even if you do kill one of those and call old sheriff Billy Bob, like, I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, you don't know.

[A]

He's gotta get rid of that thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But you say that it was two weeks after that police officer encountered this frogman. Another officer named Mark Matthews encountered it two weeks later. And it said that he drew his weapon and he fired at it and it just fled towards the river. And then he later when he like told the other officers and stuff, they're like, you're crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He's like, actually I think it was just an iguana, but this was the, the middle winter in Ohio.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you're talking about a potential four foot iguana.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Not a thing.

[C]

Not happening.

[B]

Those things freeze in Miami when It's. I know, 70 degrees. So I know.

[C]

We don't even get them up around here.

[A]

I know.

[C]

We live in Florida.

[D]

I know.

[C]

So it's like that. There's no way.

[B]

That's another point for skinwalkers though. He fired at it and it didn't die. Can't you not kill skinwalkers with you to like call their name or something crazy?

[A]

Yeah, something like that.

[D]

Dude, there, there is a story of like several frogman encounters out of Mexico in 1965.

[A]

Are you asking ChatGPT? If it's being honest with you, no.

[D]

No, I'm not in chat. I'm on. I'm on a cryptid site.

[A]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah. Apparently there's an Aztec deity that they consider like kind of amphibian, but it's one of their rain gods. But there's a story in 1965 of a kid who was slingshot hunting on the Santiago river, and he just describes encountering this, like, he called it like a lizard man or a frog creature, but same sort of thing sighting, and then that was it. But when he, like the more and more he described it, everyone's like, you saw the deity of the river, but so there's. It's not like, you know, this crazy thing, but apparently people in the region have seen what they call their. Their deity. It's called. It's like, hard to say because the letters don't make sense in English together, but it's like T, L, A, L, O, C, Tlaloc, I guess the Aztec God of rain, fertility, lightning and storms.

[C]

Well, you know the movie Creature of the Black Lagoon, right? The classic.

[D]

Yeah, that's what it looks like.

[C]

That's what it looks like, dude.

[B]

Oh. Soldiers doing Civil War enactments. But for the Creature of the Black Lagoon in Ohio dressing up as them.

[C]

I just don't like the way it slaps.

[D]

That's. Look at this.

[C]

It's. Yes. It's like. Yeah, it's weird.

[D]

That's the Aztec God.

[B]

Oh, wow, that sounds familiar. The Aztec frog deity. That's cool.

[A]

That's what I'm saying, though.

[D]

Like, what?

[A]

How can we know if anything's real at this point?

[B]

We send that guy who went to Minnesota and exposed the fraud. Send them to Ohio and see if there's a frogman. He'll probably figure it out. Nick Shirley, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, the Minnesota stuff. Speaking of taxidermy, taxing taxes, Minnesota tax fraud.

[C]

Yes, we made it there.

[A]

Crazy stuff's happening there.

[C]

Nuts. It's like gone viral to the point where our vice President, Pam Bondi, the Attorney General, Elon Musk, are all shouting out this guy, talking about how corrupt it is.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

It's really weird. So there's $18 billion that's been since 2018 that's been put towards federal funds that supported Minnesota run programs. Nine billion or more are reportedly may have been stolen.

[A]

Wow, that's a lot of money.

[C]

Over $9 billion since 2018. Federal funds. 14 things. 14 programs. You know, like childcare. Whether it's, you know, like rehab centers, it's food shelters, whatever it is. And so nick Shirley's a 23 year old YouTuber. He's done a lot of political stuff in the past, but he's just basically just like trying to like dig deep. Like, where's this money going? How is it, you know, the names of the stuff are on the website, like, you know, the programs that the money's being sent to. And it's also saying how many, you know, kids are these daycares watching? And so hundreds and hundreds of children. Apparently these daycares are, you know, looking after. And he shows up and there's absolutely no evidence that any kids are working there. Hilariously, one of the things is the leering center.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Instead of the learning center, which they've now changed. But it's like, it's stuff like that, man, that like you go there, you find, you start asking questions. And I get that. Like showing up at a child care place, putting a camera in people's faces. Show us the kids. Are there any kids here? It's a weird thing to do. Yeah, it's a little strange. But all of them not having any evidence that kids are there. People are saying that work nearby saying, we don't see any kids ever around here. There's. I. We have no idea. We thought they were closed.

[A]

Did you see, it was like the. I don't know what her. It was like the director of education or something in Minnesota. She's like, well, that daycare center that actually closed over a week ago, like it's no longer in operation. So that's why.

[D]

Oh, covering it up.

[A]

Yeah. But then the next day after she said that, they were interviewing the guy that owns the building and they had all these kids going into the building. He's like, we were never closed. He's like, we like when he came, like our office hours are on the. The window. It says 2 o' clock to 10 o' clock at night for a daycare center.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I drop off, all these kids are like going in there and it's like, dude, this is such a front. It seems like such a front.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But the same guy that was doing that interview, someone stopped and said, wait a minute, is that not the mayor that he's in the background with? That's the mayor in Minnesota and he's dancing and hanging out because he's done like a lot of. With the Somalian community. He even does like messages in Somalian or whatever the language is.

[A]

This Minneapolis, where this is.

[C]

I believe so. Yeah, I believe so. That's. But that. Whatever the name. Let me look up this. Jacob Frey is his name, but he has a video of him, like, dancing and celebrating his victory, but behind him are some Somalian men. And one of the guys is the guy who's speaking for the daycare.

[A]

Like the owner of the building.

[C]

Yes. That's a weird coincidence, being pretty involved in your political campaign, making sure those funds go to the right places.

[D]

Why the crap is a YouTuber exposing stuff?

[C]

That's the thing. It's legit. Like, it's legitimate. Legitimizes, like, what people are doing. It's like private journalism. But.

[D]

But. But everyone who's jumping on the bandwagon, being like, no, we need to figure this out. It's like, if you're in a position of power, be figuring it out. That's your job. Or tell someone to go chase it down.

[C]

That's what they. That's what they say they're doing, though. They say for the past, you know, 12 years, they've been under investigating. You know, under investigating. They're investigating this. It's not a problem. And then they're trying to say, like, oh, but look at the Epstein list. Like, that's literally what the Washington Post posted. They said, you know, but, like, you know, it's a weird thing that the guy's doing. Anyway, it's under investigation.

[A]

They don't want to, like. Yeah, well, they don't want to expose it because of all the funding corruption that's already happening in the United States government. In fact, the Pentagon, for the eighth year in a row, has failed their audit. There's billions of dollars missing from the audit.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Eighth year in a row. But yet if we had, like, if we mess up our taxes, seriously, we get a little knock on the door.

[D]

Takes me off.

[A]

So with guns.

[C]

It's crazy. How are they not the most organized people in the world?

[D]

If you know what I owe you, tell me.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Don't. Don't make it a riddle.

[C]

Yeah. To make this Minnesota thing even weirder, one, Tim Walls is blaming Trump for this whole thing, which is hilarious. But, I mean, I really don't know the details, but it's just like. It's funny that it's like you can't take responsibility over your own state. Yeah, don't do that. Whatever. But there's a weird. And I don't necessarily believe. But it's just a weird coincidence. So in 2024, Tim Walls changes, and the committee that runs it in Minnesota changes their Minnesota state flag. You remember that? So he made, like, a big announcement. He's, like, looking back at his flag, and he goes back and he changes it out. I just sent you. This is Minnesota's old flag, which I get changing a flag, I guess over while. I mean, their whole thing is about the North Star. That's what their little, like, state motto is.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

If they changed Florida, I'd be pretty ticked.

[C]

Sure. Look at their old flag. It's kind of lame. I mean, it's not Florida look fun. It's kind of fun. But you see this white man tilling the ground, and guess who's on that horse running away?

[A]

A Native American.

[C]

A Native American, which I get totally. Whatever. But this is their new design. They changed it to something very simple. It's the North Star with just, you know, whatever shapes those are.

[D]

That looks like Cracker barrel.

[C]

Sure. Right. But in 2024, everyone's like. That kind of looked like. Like as soon as they saw. They're like. That just reminds me of the Somali flag, which I just sent that. And so now that this is coming back up again and you have all these organizations now, I'm not trying to put any group into a particular, like, whatever. I don't know anything about the situation. I don't know their culture. I don't know Minnesota at all. But it's just. It's a weird connection.

[D]

Yeah, that's weird that it's odd.

[C]

Yeah. And all these programs are ran by Somalian groups, and they somehow are politically involved as well, obviously with the mayor and everything. So it's just. It's just strange.

[A]

All this is my ignorance of Somalia. The only thing I know is that they have pirates.

[C]

I'm the Captain.

[B]

The movie.

[A]

I'm the captain.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm very ignorant when it comes to all of it, so I don't know. But it's a big story. And it's.

[A]

It's interesting, though. The flag thing is interesting.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. You were making, like, a mood board or whatever. One of those three pictures goes away.

[C]

Apparently it was made by, like, some young. They had, like, a competition, and it was like. Yeah, it was a kid that designed it. And so, like. So when everyone was, like, saying, it's like, Somalian flag, and it's like, daycare.

[D]

Project.

[C]

Lynx, you, finger is good.

[B]

Hey, I. I have one thing we should remember with stuff like this. Like, when big News articles come out, big breaking things that we don't have all the info on. I think it's really important for people to remember that, like, we don't have all the info. And it's so easy to jump to conclusions because you see a video and you're like, oh, my God, this is blatant fraud.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No way around it.

[C]

There's so much more.

[B]

This could come out in three weeks because things take time, and investigations take time. Just like court cases. You can't, like, do a court case in a day. They take months sometimes. Like.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They could come out in three weeks that we're all wrong and there was no fraud. And it's just winter break and those kids were all at home.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it is winter break.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

No kids are in school in Florida right now at any school.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

But daycare could be different. I'm just saying, like, I think as a broad for Internet people, we got to remember, like, things take time and.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

To not jump on and make these huge conclusions. Like, Somalians could be the best people in the world. We don't know. Well, they probably are, but you can't.

[D]

Like, on the payroll.

[B]

Yeah. I got seven grand. I'm saying somebody got free daycare for life.

[C]

I think they're never gonna have to pay for daycare for me.

[D]

The.

[A]

The evidence of. Well, 1. The sign where it's saying leering center.

[C]

Yeah. And the missing money to those organizations. That's a fact.

[A]

That's a fact. So it's like that. That one school received over. It was like, over. It's like $1.2 million.

[C]

Yeah. Some over 2 million this year.

[A]

A daycare center.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then that. That educational director or whatever saying, oh, well, that school has been closed. And then the next day, it's like, oh, well, they're open now, and there's a bunch of kids going in. So it's like, well, what is this?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Are they closed or now they're open.

[C]

And the state's saying the money is missing.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So it's like. That's like that right there. It's like, so how do we. How does that happen? That's $9 billion.

[A]

Let's give them the benefit of doubt. Like lunchables and, like, goldfish and stuff.

[C]

Yeah. Groceries are expensive.

[A]

They're pretty expensive now.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, sure. So finger paint.

[C]

Way more expensive than regular house paint.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

All the tariffs and stuff. So.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't get me started.

[A]

I think it is Trump's fault.

[D]

What's the total. What was the total?

[A]

That.

[D]

The money that's missing.

[C]

Over nine million.

[B]

Million.

[A]

Billion.

[C]

Billion. Sorry. Yeah. Billionaire.

[D]

So to put it into perspective, you know, Florida supposedly getting, like, an increase in budget for teacher salaries. It's like, a big deal. It's only 200 million. Is an increase in teacher salary.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

So to put in comparison, the billions missing overlaid with, like, what? People who are, like, legit, like my wife. Like, we hire teachers starting out in, like, the 30s in some counties, like, too much. They do get summer. They get summers. They get summers and breaks.

[C]

Yeah. Come on.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

You're hanging out with kids.

[A]

How long can it be? Just joking.

[C]

This is what Jake said. I just. He wasn't brave enough.

[A]

Yeah, he told us before we started recording.

[B]

My mom. My mom was a teacher. I'm not. I can't be involved in this. My mom was teachers.

[A]

Yeah. That's crazy. Corruption. What are you gonna do about it?

[C]

Apparently Nothing. Make a YouTube video, apparently blame the president, and then move on with our.

[A]

Day and move on.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Speaking of blaming the President, tell us about what that 60 Minutes was all about.

[C]

Oh, geez. I did. That's the one thing I completely forgot to do a deep dive on. But it's a quick Google search, so 60 minutes drops every week. Right. And they always do journalism and story into one big story. And they did one on C Cot, the notorious El Salvadorian prison. Have you seen that? So it's just massive. Just the worst of the worst criminals. Murders. Like, people who've done prisoners.

[A]

The bunk beds are super high or whatever.

[C]

Lights never turn off. No mattresses, no pillows, no blankets. It's awful. Truly. The worst prison of all time. I mean, or the best, however you want to look at it. But 60 Minutes did a whole story on Sea Cot and how that they had taken people who have come here for years, had been here for years.

[A]

In the United States.

[C]

In the United States that were seeking asylum. So they were under asylum when they were here. Been here for years. Then they just get taken and then put into the Sea Cot prison.

[B]

People from that country where that prison.

[C]

Is, they're not even from there, but they're just. They're. They're removing them from America, and that's where they're transporting them. Oh. And so.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

And then. So it's just going like a huge expose on this prison, all the ins and outs and how corrupt some people are going that don't even deserve to be there. That it's. They're getting tortured when they get There they're getting beat up. They're getting like. I mean, we saw that, like, washed up bloody pile on Google Maps a few months ago that was behind this prison. So who knows what they're doing with bodies and everything.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

And they released it. They were going to release it and they cut it. What's her name? What's her name? The lady that runs the. Geez, I always forget.

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Barbra Streisand.

[C]

No, she interviewed Erica Kirk, Barry Wise. But she cuts this and says, we're not airing it. Only in America. Canada. It runs. Other places. It runs. So they censored this free journalism from America so that people wouldn't know about it because they said we should have done a better job kind of diving into certain details and stuff like that. But it's like.

[A]

But they're okay with really seeing in other countries.

[C]

Sure. So. Because it probably pushes a certain political agenda or a certain viewpoint, whatever it may be. I just can't believe that. Yeah, it's terrible.

[A]

Well, just censoring news or stories altogether is just. That's a bad thing to do.

[B]

Yeah. Probably want to make sure they don't get a bad tweet about themselves from Trump or something. Get their funding cut.

[A]

Yeah, probably. Or sued or something.

[B]

I just. I just had a few. I made a video in Target and I had a few people like, you're still shopping at Target. I was like, what are you talking about? I guess people boycotted Target because they cut their DEI programs earlier this year. And I think a lot of people who like DEI shopped there. And I'm not saying I don't. I'm just saying this is what I gathered from this. I had no idea. And I told my mom about it. I was like, that's crazy. That, like, Target. What I took from it is that Target probably had pressure from the government and Trump from cutting DEI stuff. So to save their business, maybe they took this DEI stuff away. And I was like, I guess that's smart, business wise. Because so many people are, like, employed by Target. What if they had pressure that they were going to lose a bunch of jobs if they didn't do this? My mom was like, you got to remember that one quote where it says, well, it wasn't happening to me. So I turned a blind eye and it wasn't happening to me again. And it kept not happening to me until one day it happened to me. And now we're all like, yeah, dictatored on. So, yeah, interesting. I might have everything wrong here, but it's just interesting. To think about.

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Yeah, I. I agree.

[B]

That wasn't a very good story.

[C]

She said it was a great thing.

[D]

I don't know what DEI is.

[A]

The. Was it stand for.

[B]

It's diversity, equity, and inclusion. It was like, programs.

[D]

I got you, I guess, like, make.

[B]

Sure everyone is representing. Represented and involved. And then it got cut out this year a lot.

[D]

That's not a middle finger.

[B]

It looks like it.

[D]

I know. I realized it when I saw it on camera.

[A]

What is that supposed to be?

[D]

Asian Pride.

[B]

He's saying fd.

[A]

It just looks like you're giving the bird.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's all it is, Andrew.

[B]

Hdi.

[D]

Yeah. Like, oh, dei.

[B]

If that sounded bad, what I just said, I was trying to say something good.

[D]

No, I. Yeah, I could. I could cut that up where you.

[A]

Could say the whole thing of just, like, not turning a blind eye to.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like violence or hate or discrimination against a certain people, you know, because the more you do it, the more you do it. And then when it happens to you, that's what happens to you is you get what you got. You get what you deserve.

[C]

Oh, no. What's going to happen to Andrew this week now?

[A]

What is going to happen? We. So we're gonna tell Lily when she's on it, but we can tell. We can tell them.

[C]

Yeah, it's not a big deal.

[A]

It was the week before Lily popped her arm out of socket.

[C]

Days before. Yeah.

[A]

She was messing with that mic and she pulled it, and the microphone came out of socket of the table, and she said, oh, this is a bad omen. Something bad's gonna happen.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Sure enough, a couple days later, boom, baby.

[B]

Wow. That's kind of crazy.

[A]

I know. I don't like that crazy stuff.

[C]

Yeah. But Barry Wise said the reason why they didn't run it is because it was a political decision.

[B]

Oh, she said that? Is she a. She is Barry. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Crazy.

[C]

She has a base. A boy name or what?

[B]

What?

[C]

Crazy that she has a boy name or crazy that she said that? Yeah.

[B]

Is this the same prison? Is this the El Salvador. I might have blanked. Is this the El Salvador prison that's very strict and, like, they rounded up basically every criminal in El Salvador.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, the part you said about people who are potentially innocent or don't deserve this. I think their whole thing was, like, anybody who's anywhere near affiliated with anything bad that's going on, we're just arresting everybody. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. But this guy. This guy was like, it was here for nine years seeking asylum. No, no, like any. Nothing. Nothing with criminal record at all really. This dude was lit like in there. They interview him on the thing. You can watch it on YouTube now. But they just didn't release it on 60 minutes because they didn't want it to, you know, sway a certain political group.

[B]

Okay. I guess I wasn't talking about the people from America in specific. I was trying to get an understanding. And like I think that was their whole thing. Like we're just going to arrest everyone and yeah, Andrew's next.

[C]

And apparently it works. Apparently it worked because they like their.

[B]

Crime like went to zero crazy. But that sucks for people who got caught up in that on unjustly. That would be horrible.

[A]

It is terrible.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Speaking of crime at zero, do you want me to talk about no man's land?

[A]

I would love to hear about no man's land.

[C]

No man's land. A city where no man has gone before.

[A]

What about women?

[C]

It's a city for only for women.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Are you being for real?

[C]

I'm for real.

[D]

Oh, this is Lord of the Rings coming in.

[B]

What is this outside of Seattle?

[C]

It's pretty close. It's southwest Oregon. So this is a place called Owl Farm. O W l Farm.

[A]

Hate it already.

[C]

This is women's lands they call it. So it's a thousand acre land that is ran by 40 women. And a long time ago, back in the 70s, they pooled their money, built homes and they have farmed the land. They do. They only spend $500 a month. They have solar panels, they collect water with gravity. Gravity fed machinery. They do all their gardening with food and medicinal stuff. And one of their rules is that no man can be born on that land.

[B]

They kill him.

[C]

No, no, not quite. Not quite. So the woman has to. Who's pregnant? Which are they getting pregnant? That's another question for another day apparently.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

But the woman who's pregnant must leave the land and raise her son until he is old enough to leave the community. Like, like where he's not. He can't be there. I can't like, and then she can come back and. But seriously, no man has ever stepped foot as they've owned it. Presidents aren't even allowed unless they're a woman. Like they don't allow any city or government officials or anything like that. Like no one in that capacity whatsoever. But in the past 48 years, this is not going to come surprise to women. But there hasn't been 1911 call, not one police officer and no sheriff call in over 48 years. Isn't that wild? No crime in 48 years, which I don't know if I believe, but there's got to be something happening. Something's got to be going on every other year or so.

[A]

It's because they bury the bodies.

[C]

That's what I'm. I mean, how would they. How would you know?

[B]

Probably have their own police force.

[C]

But you can't. You can't visit there. You can't live there unless you are invited to. And there must. You must be voted in by every single woman that lives there.

[A]

Wow. How do they enforce this?

[C]

I don't know. 70s were crazy.

[A]

Oh, but even still, like, how, like, if, like, a police officer or government officials can't step foot on their land, have they just not tried?

[D]

Or are they like, my.

[C]

Here's the. Here's the thing.

[D]

I know. I don't know what the laws are there. I know in Florida, like, game wardens have more jurisdiction than about anyone because they can, like, look for violations of that sort of stuff. So I'm putting it out in the universe right now. I heard that they're. They're illegally harvesting animals out of season. So now a game warden has just caused to go out there and look.

[B]

Around this just then. Andrew. Salud.

[C]

As hates women, doesn't want them to.

[B]

Thrive, doesn't want them to succeed.

[A]

What if that's crazy? What if this is the COVID though? This is like, another type of Area 51.

[C]

I mean. Yeah. I mean, it's a dangerous place. It sounds like I wouldn't stand a chance.

[A]

It's crazy.

[C]

Be ripped apart. Dude. What is it? Tar and feathered?

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

That's kind of wild. That's kind of cool. I wonder if anyone's ever, like, gone in and docket, done a documentary on that. I'd be interested to see what that's like.

[A]

Yeah, I would love to see that.

[B]

That's probably a great scenario. As long as it's not, like, a cold. I don't know anything about it, but if it's like, run well and stuff, that's pretty cool.

[C]

Yeah, it's. I mean, a lot of, like, when I. The research I've done, a lot of women are like, I legitimately want to move there.

[A]

Cool.

[C]

Like, I would love to do that.

[D]

Let's go.

[A]

Get out of here.

[C]

Oh, it's wild. Where's man's land?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everywhere.

[A]

Definitely not France.

[C]

No. Even the men there are women.

[A]

Do what?

[C]

Even the men there are women.

[A]

Speaking of women being men.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No. Speaking of France. Gosh, that's it. We're done.

[C]

We're done. That's it.

[A]

Just kidding. We have another episode on patreon.com ninjas or butterflies. And on YouTube membership you get behind.

[C]

The scenes content, you get your access to early episodes and you get extra episodes discount codes on merch. And you're part of a really cool community on Discord as well.

[A]

Yep. And I'm going to be talking about some Russian space programs and China setting a new world record.

[C]

China.

[B]

China.

[D]

And I've got something about in Houston, they dumped a million gallons of sulfuric acid into their, their shipyard or their like channel of water, whatever it's called. But Houston dumped acid. It's super bad. It's not good.

[B]

I've got a story about a serial killer killing hunters in the woods.

[D]

No, we don't need, we don't need to tell that one.

[A]

Very cool.

[C]

Very good.

[A]

Well, thank you, Jake. Yeah, thank you Jake for coming on.

[C]

Anything you want to promote, you want to push people to go to go watch.

[B]

I have a lot of agendas. I want to promote a lot of things I want to push, but I'm not going to say them. Now go jump in the water, eat Indian food. Have a good year. Track your life, track your calories. Become a fathlete. Don't become a fathlete. I hope you have a good year and follow me for more things that might be good for you.

[C]

Thanks.

[B]

What's your, what's your At Hutch. Jake on Instagram. Jake Hutchison on YouTube. Maybe I'll start a podcast this year. I have a plan. Thank you guys.

[A]

Love you guys.

[C]

Bye bye. Dolphins.

[B]

What you're about to see may disturb you.

[C]

Many of you know what these multi.

[D]

Decade UAP dolphins are.

[C]

Aliens.

[B]

Bottle nose fish pics. There's a massive police response dolphin style attack.

[C]

Microwave headphones.