185 - Iran War Secrets, Celebrities Clones & the Gulf Stream Collapse

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 185

"Iran War Secrets, Celebrities Clones & the Gulf Stream Collapse"

Date: March 13, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, Lily, Andrew

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Episode Overview

In this sprawling, high-energy episode, the Ninjas Are Butterflies crew swings from absurd comedy and wild conspiracies to real-world news and personal breakthroughs. The gang tackles the Iran war attacks, celebrity clone theories (with a deep dive on Jim Carrey and Selena Gomez), the possible collapse of the Gulf Stream, and much more. Between playful arguments, shocking stories, and a few unexpectedly profound moments, it’s classic NAB chaos—complete with shoutouts to new babies, pop culture tangents, wild history facts, and open calls for listener engagement.

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Key Discussions & Highlights

1. Catching Up & Personal News

[03:01-05:18]

• Andy, Josh, Lily, and Andrew trade updates—highlighting the arrival of Andrew’s new baby, Noah David.
• Parenting experiences, “bougie” baby products (like diaper wipe warmers), and adjusting to newborn life are discussed with plenty of banter.
• Notable Quote:

  "If that kid ever, like, grows up and says, I had a hard childhood, I'm gonna show him photos of his, like, diaper wipe warmer..." - Lily [04:19]

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2. Movie Review: Hamnet

[06:13-09:19]

• Josh reviews the film Hamnet, praising Jessie Buckley's performance (Oscar-worthy), the emotional impact, and symbolic storytelling.
  • Josh and Kelsey were deeply affected emotionally, discussing it the next morning.
• Lily and Andrew join with enthusiastic (and slightly spoilery) analysis of emotional scenes and symbolism.
• Notable Quote:

  "She was, like, captivating every scene. She was, like, insane." - Josh [08:59]

• [09:19-10:05] The group discusses historical spoilers and whether the film’s plot is common knowledge.

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3. Musical Interlude: “Punch the Monkey”

[10:53-12:37]

• Andy and Josh perform a surprisingly heartfelt and absurd original song about loving a primate named “Punch the Monkey.”
• The others react with mock horror and delight.
• Notable Moment:

  "You guys have no idea what you're doing to my brain." - Andrew [12:37]

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4. Olympic Hockey, Nationalism & Trump’s Call

[13:14-23:31]

• The team riffs on the US men’s and women’s hockey teams winning gold, using purposely convoluted moral questions to fake out Lily before revealing the topic.
• Trump’s joking White House call to the men’s team about inviting the women’s team is dissected with comedic and critical commentary.
  • The crew agree it was likely just an off-the-cuff joke but note the broader divisiveness and outrage online.
• Notable Quote:

  "USA needs this... we needed this win." - Andy [16:31]

• Cash Patel (FBI Director) celebrating with the team and the recent Mar-a-Lago incident are mentioned.

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5. Shocking Sports & Viral Clips

[24:38-27:01]

• The hosts react to a viral TikTok speedskating accident at the Olympics.
• They discuss the randomness and risks of winter sports, as well as viral social media moments about “Hank’s Birthday Countdown.”

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6. Wild Survival Stories

[28:03-31:02]

• The Florida man stuck neck-deep in a “quicksand” construction mud pit for 10 days after a breakup is recounted with a mix of horror and humor.
• The group muses about the effects of mud, survival, and the possible cold-weather benefit of being partially submerged.
• Notable Quote:

  "That's honestly the way I want to go." - Josh [31:01]

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7. Olympic Confessions & “Real Life” Athletes

[31:13-34:01]

• The crew is amazed at the Norwegian Olympic medalist’s tearful, public cheating confession live on TV for “a shot” at redemption.
• Discussion of how many top Olympians have “normal” day jobs outside their sport—ranging from sales clerks to finance workers.
• Notable Quote:

  "That's the cool thing. It's like you're just walking around. You have no idea. These people are that talented." - Andy [33:58]

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8. Canadian Language Laws

[34:24-36:59]

• Andy shares a story about a Montreal bakery threatened with closure if it doesn't post French versions of its TikToks. They're incredulous at the strictness of language policy and compare it to the US.
• Discussion pivots briefly to freedom of speech.

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9. Iran War Escalation, US-Israel Attack, & Political Darkness

[37:12–47:00]

• The group discusses, in real time, the US and Israel’s joint precision attack on Iran:
  • The assassination of the supreme leader and other top officials.
  • Iran’s blackout, retaliation with attacks on Dubai and US embassies, and the immense fog of propaganda.
  • The psychological warfare aspect: mass texts warning Iranians to shelter and declaring “liberation is coming.”
• The hosts wade into allegations of sinister, ancient influences—gods like Baal, conspiracy theories, propaganda wars, and mass protests.
• Notable Quote:

  “It gives me absolute goosebumps… They got a text message that said: ‘Stay in shelter, liberation is coming.’” - Andy [41:00]

• They also examine the complexity of “truth” amid information blackouts and conflicting narratives, and emphasize their own ignorance.
• Notable Quote:

  “We are ignorant to everything people. So don't take what we say as... we haven't formed an opinion.” - Andy [46:47]

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10. Conspiracy Corner: Celeb Clones, Jim Carrey & Selena Gomez

[82:31-90:29]

• The hosts do a deep dive into the “clone”/body swap theories surrounding Jim Carrey’s recent public appearances and Selena Gomez’s changed look/personality.
  • Evidence: eyes and facial structure differences, altered personality, right-hand-left-hand differences, and Carrey’s esoteric comments about being “a character.”
  • The group references Jim Carrey’s strange interviews (esp. on Kimmel), and internet “proof” of body swapping/clone theories.
  • They bring up Selena Gomez’s 2017 health crisis (kidney transplant), sudden changes, and connections to the “Have we decided about Selena?” financier email.
• Notable Quote:

  "The dude made his career as an actor with his insane ability to manipulate his face... then you're telling me the dude is going to do something that everybody knows erases the ability to emote?" - Lily [83:36]
  "Especially since he started coming out about the Illuminati and saying, 'If I ever come out of retirement, it's not me.'" - Josh [83:12]

• Lots of questions, little conviction, much amusement and open-ended skepticism.

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11. Gulf Stream Collapse & Climate Change

[63:15-67:40]

• Andy breaks down current scientific findings: the Gulf Stream is the weakest it’s been in 1,600 years, and its potential collapse could bring an Ice Age to Europe, endless hurricanes to the US East Coast, and global disruption.
  • The hosts joke about Florida being the climate hero or villain.
  • Environmental causes (emissions) are discussed, with skepticism about the clarity of scientific consensus.
• Notable Quote:

  "They're saying that it could completely stop its current route... and that would plunge Europe into being freezing all the time." - Andy [64:31]

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12. Absurd Questions & Hypotheticals

[50:36-54:42]

• “If your bodily waste became valuable like gold/silver/copper—but you could only trade one per week—what’s your money strategy?”
• Everyone chooses poop (“the answer is poop”)—high value, frequency, and ability to tune your “output.”
• The conversation spins into tax season, dietary choices, and poop jokes galore.

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13. Fascinating Historic Fact: The Angel’s Glow

[68:10-70:18]

• Andrew shares the story of “Angel’s Glow” from the Battle of Shiloh (1862), where soldiers’ wounds glowed at night—caused by bioluminescent, antimicrobial bacteria that actually prevented infection and saved lives.

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14. EMDR Therapy Breakthrough

[70:33-80:52]

• Andy shares a vivid, affecting account of an intense EMDR (Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing) therapy session to confront flight anxiety.
  • The process produced dramatic, symbolic imagery: anxiety as a leech-like creature, the presence of an angel with a sword, and a sense of spiritual liberation.
  • Connection made to C.S. Lewis’ “The Great Divorce” (the ‘Whispering Lizard’ allegory).
• Notable Quote:

  “It was like a demonic thing that was, like, just had its claws in me. And it was, like, constantly, like, making me fear things... then when that thing left, that entire sensation of, like, God's presence was there.” - Andy [76:16]

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15. Miscellaneous Oddities & Listener Shoutouts

• Other mini-topics and recurring bits:
  • More Olympic “real job” chat and personal day-to-day mishaps (lost shoes, parental chaos).
  • The value of toenails and fingernails is humorously debated after a gruesome running injury video [56:00+].
  • Listener Jeremiah (age 14) sent a handmade bowl; the crew shouts out his craft and business.
  • The group encourages more comments and YouTube interactions to fight supposed ‘shadowbans’ and promises weekly merch giveaways.
• Notable Quote:

  “If you leave your Airbnb playing our episodes, I will send you a shirt.” - Josh [105:15]

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16. Closing Topics & Patreon Plug

[103:22-106:31]

• Teasing future Patreon/YouTube member content:
  • Behind-the-scenes birth stories, more on Obama’s and Trump’s “aliens confirmation,” personal fascism chat.
• Strong encouragement for listeners to like, subscribe, comment, and support the show.
• Notable Quote:

  “If you don’t want to buy merch, if you don’t want to become a YouTube member or Patreon, we get that. Something that for free that you could do right now is like this video and comment. It would honestly change everything.” - Josh [104:51]

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps & Attribution)

• “She was, like, captivating every scene. She was, like, insane.” – Josh on Jessie Buckley in Hamnet [08:59]
• “If that kid ever, like, grows up and says, I had a hard childhood, I'm gonna show him photos of his, like, diaper wipe warmer...” – Lily [04:19]
• “USA needs this... we needed this win.” – Andy on Olympic hockey [16:31]
• “It gives me absolute goosebumps… They got a text message that said: ‘Stay in shelter, liberation is coming.’” – Andy on Iran [41:00]
• “The dude made his career as an actor with his insane ability to manipulate his face... then you're telling me the dude is going to do something that everybody knows erases the ability to emote?” – Lily on Jim Carrey [83:36]
• “It was like a demonic thing that was, like, just had its claws in me... then when that thing left, that entire sensation of, like, God's presence was there.” – Andy on EMDR therapy [76:16]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [03:01-05:18] – Personal catch-up / New baby tales
• [06:13-09:19] – Movie review: Hamnet
• [10:53-12:37] – “Punch the Monkey” song
• [13:14-23:31] – Olympics, US hockey, Trump’s call, Cash Patel
• [24:38-27:01] – Sports injuries, TikTok viral moment
• [28:03-31:02] – Florida quicksand survival story
• [31:13-34:01] – Olympic cheating confession & the “real jobs” of athletes
• [34:24–36:59] – Montreal bakery/Canadian language law
• [37:12–47:00] – Iran war escalation, secret wars, Baal & conspiratorial overtones
• [50:36-54:42] – “Valuable waste” hypothetical
• [63:15-67:40] – Gulf Stream collapse discussion
• [68:10-70:18] – Angel’s Glow Civil War fact
• [70:33-80:52] – Andy’s EMDR therapy revelation
• [82:31-90:29] – Celebrity clone/body switch conspiracy theories

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Language & Tone

• Irreverent, fast-moving, often sarcastic humor
• Willingness to discuss “too soon,” risky, and serious topics with a comedic edge
• Authentic, personal asides balanced with wild speculation and a willingness to say “we don’t know”
• Regular use of “dude,” “bro,” and jokey riffs—energetic, relational feel

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Useful for New Listeners:

This episode showcases NAB’s signature blend: outlandish comedy, wild conjecture, pop culture commentary, and serious world news—with open invitations for audience participation and a wild mix of informative and ridiculous. Whether you came for conspiracy, laughs, or just want to feel like you’re hanging out in a room full of extremely online, hyperactive friends, this is essential viewing/listening.

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Transcript

[Andy]

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[Josh]

Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Hollywood just got Holly weird because Jim Carrey and Selena Gomez, guess what? They've switched bodies. Are they a part of a demonic ritual? I don't know. We'll find out.

[Lily]

That was very good.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Andrew]

Expert.

[Andy]

Better grab your jackets, folks, because the ice age is coming. That's right. The Gulf Stream is collapsing before our very eyes. It's about to get a lot colder and a lot scarier.

[Lily]

And we've all seen the headlines about the war in Iran, but is there something more ancient and more sinister going on behind the scenes?

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Josh]

I ran more like you ran to the comments to leave a comment to possibly win some merch.

[Andy]

Almost had it.

[Lily]

Dang.

[Andrew]

I think you guys did a really good job.

[Josh]

Now you gotta take it home.

[Andrew]

And I will when I think of what I'm supposed to say. Sure.

[Josh]

Right off the top. Go ahead.

[Andrew]

Because this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday. Cool. So watch this or listen. Thank you.

[Josh]

A lot of hands.

[Andrew]

No, you started it this morning.

[Josh]

Yappy Mer. Gapperson over there.

[Lily]

Are you.

[Andy]

Are you running to the tree?

[Josh]

How happy are we with Zephyr Hills right now?

[Lily]

Very.

[Josh]

They changed it. It went to Zephyr.

[Andy]

I dig it.

[Josh]

Yeah, me too.

[Andy]

Some of that purified crap.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Hey, guys, before we continue, it would really help us out if you liked and subscribe to our YouTube. Follow us on Spotify, because I'm pretty sure we're on some sort of blacklist because our podcast is not reaching as many people and some people are saying I didn't even get a notification. So, like, comment. If you comment something. We are doing this thing now. Every week. We're going to choose our favorite comment and send you guys some ninja merch. A nice little box of ninja merch. Every week, one. We choose one person. So make sure to go comment right now, please, and like and subscribe, please. Thank you.

[Josh]

It helps a lot. It really does help.

[Andrew]

Andrew, please turn my ears down.

[Andy]

Also, can you turn mine up a hair? Yep.

[Josh]

Also, can you turn my Mic up, because Papa Drew is in the house. He's got a baby. He's got a baby. He's got a baby. And that baby's so cute. Oh, he's got a baby. Aaron's got a baby. He's got a baby and a baby. So cute.

[Lily]

Oh, so awesome.

[Josh]

Noah David in the building. He's behind the. He's over there in the corner.

[Andrew]

He's crazy cute.

[Josh]

He's so cute.

[Lily]

He is adorable. He's like the white version of me.

[Josh]

Picture.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Little.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Think he's white.

[Lily]

Yeah, the white version. So, like, we gave him his first bath and, you know, didn't realize how grimy his hair had gotten because definitely he went from black haired. I was like, oh, you're light haired.

[Andy]

Yeah. It was probably changed though, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Lily]

I can't wait to see what color his eyes are. Yeah, Paige has that, like, light brown kind of thing. And then I got the green in mine, so.

[Josh]

Well, if he's Asian, may never know.

[Andy]

Dang.

[Josh]

I know. But the Joshua we saw the first picture of the baby, he's like, wow, so Asian. It's like he's also just got his eyes closed. I mean, that's not.

[Lily]

I'm not. I'm not gonna pop this photo up, but did you see the one I sent him where I said it looks like Jace?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Andy]

Dude.

[Lily]

Pulled. I'm not gonna put that one on the screen.

[Josh]

I did see the one that him smiling and then Kelsey's like, oh, he's so cute. That's definitely a fart, though. Like, he was definitely pooping.

[Lily]

Thousand percent.

[Josh]

That's so funny.

[Lily]

So funny. Yeah, no, he's. He's the best. We're. We're learning. You know, everyone tells you, prepare for it. There's no.

[Josh]

There's no way.

[Lily]

There's no preparing.

[Andrew]

There's no. You're never ready.

[Lily]

I did all the things, every machine you can have. If that kid ever, like, grows up and says, I had a hard childhood, I'm gonna show him photos of his, like, diaper wipe warmer and be like, you have the bougiest life. Yeah. But, yeah, there's no preparing just going along.

[Andy]

You guys have a diaper wipe warmer.

[Lily]

It is a game changer.

[Andy]

Wow.

[Andrew]

They're pretty cool. They do dry out your wipes faster, though. That's the only thing.

[Lily]

This one stays wet. It's got, like, a seal.

[Josh]

But, yeah, Demi Zolo always, like, flinch a little bit whenever we drop.

[Lily]

Yeah. He would scream and it Was like, ha.

[Josh]

Why? What's happening? Stop this madness.

[Andy]

Congratulations, Andrew.

[Andrew]

Congratulations.

[Josh]

It's a big deal, dude.

[Andrew]

Paige, amazing.

[Josh]

Long time coming.

[Andy]

So now we're like basically caught up on the podcast. So this. The things that we're talking about today, we're still a week in advance, so some things might change. But the world's been crazy, y'. All.

[Josh]

Yeah. A lot has happened since. I mean, because we've taken basically almost like two and a half weeks off.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So.

[Andrew]

Which has been really nice.

[Josh]

And a lot of stuff has happened.

[Lily]

A lot of stuff.

[Andy]

A lot of stuff. Including us getting a major box of Sendero goods.

[Josh]

Yeah, baby. Dude, sick stuff.

[Andy]

Sendero. Besides Sunday. Cool merch. Sendero merch is my second favorite.

[Andrew]

It's the faux chisel. We Zola had a horse themed birthday party this weekend and Andy, Josh and myself all wore the same T shirt.

[Josh]

Yeah. Montana.

[Andy]

Yeah. So guys, go check out Sundero's new fall line. Is it fall line?

[Josh]

Spring line. Spring line. That would be really early for fall. Yeah. Sanderopc.com they are legitimately the greatest stuff outside of Sunday. Cool. Which is incredible. Their hats, their shirts are truly top notch, incredible stuff. Speaking of fun things, I watched a movie this weekend.

[Andrew]

Lily, I don't wanna hear about it.

[Lily]

What'd you watch?

[Josh]

Oh, it was just called Hamnet. Not a big deal. I watched it last night.

[Andrew]

Did you really watch it?

[Josh]

I watched it last night.

[Andrew]

Were you watching?

[Josh]

Yeah, I was lying.

[Andrew]

Oh, my word.

[Josh]

Yeah, we Elsie watch it. She watched it. She watched it. We were up till midnight watching that thing.

[Andrew]

What?

[Josh]

And it was 3 out of 10.

[Andy]

A 3 out of 10?

[Josh]

Honestly, 3 out of 10. Just kidding. It was probably a 10 out of 10. Afterwards I was like, I know. This is what. This is fun for me. I honestly, afterwards I was like maybe 9.7. But I was like trying to think of the flaws in it. I'm like, I just don't know if there's any thing that I didn't not enjoy about it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, it's such a good movie.

[Andy]

Acting was so.

[Josh]

Dude, she's insane. What's her name?

[Andrew]

Jessie Buckley.

[Josh]

Oh, she's up for an Oscar too.

[Andrew]

I know. Well, she was. She won something. I don't know what she won, but

[Josh]

she won for Oscars. Not yet, but I mean, I don't. I could see that. She does.

[Andy]

Did you cry?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. Multiple times.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. It was so sad.

[Andrew]

How about Kelsey?

[Josh]

She. It literally, like, it was a hard night for her. Like it was like legitimately crying throughout and then even after the movie, she was just, like, wrecked.

[Andrew]

But did you say it was good, or was she just.

[Josh]

Oh, she loved it. She was. Really. Yeah, she was. She loved it. She. We were talking about this morning over. Over coffee, and it was just like. It was so good.

[Andrew]

So, like, the scene where. Sorry, Andrew.

[Josh]

Spoiler alerts for anyone who's. Yeah. Who wants to watch it?

[Lily]

Definitely gonna watch it.

[Andy]

Don't spoil too much.

[Josh]

You would love it.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Josh]

I mean, but it's. It is tough.

[Andrew]

The part where she's not even invited.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Her evil stepmother comes up and is like, I told you, it's no longer a comedy. It's a tragedy. And she sees her son's name on the pamphlet.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

And she. And then Bartholomew is like, I'll take you. We'll go. And they go. And there she is, witnessing her grief on stage.

[Josh]

Yeah. But also not knowing her husband was in. Like, she's assuming he's this, you know, rock star or whatever, living his life in London, having a good time, and then, like, finding out that he's grieving in his own way this whole stinking time.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

In a beautiful way. And showcasing it all to the world. But also the story that he shares with her in the woods at the very beginning, that being with the Greek story, that being a turn, like, with the wedding. Look at me. And then when he's walking off stage, look at me, like. And then the hole in the trees when he looks at the cave in the tree, at the. When she gives birth. And it's like. It's so amazing, the symbolism throughout the whole movie.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Acting's incredible. What's his name? Paul Mescal.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Paul Mezcal, which can be his real name.

[Lily]

So good.

[Josh]

I mean, like, you see him in Gladiator, and then you see him in something like this. Oh, dude.

[Andy]

Dude.

[Andrew]

And he says in interviews, he's like, I just took a back seat. He's like, this movie is about Jesse.

[Josh]

I mean. Yeah. She was, like, captivating every. Every scene. She was, like, insane.

[Andrew]

Didn't Hamnet look like Taylor, though?

[Andy]

He doesn't know because he didn't. Yeah, look, I guess.

[Josh]

No, I mean, but, dude, that kid can act. That was like. I legitimately thought. I was like, this kid thinks this is for real. Like, that was a real everybody scene with the kid. I was like, this guy is incredible.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah, man. It blew me away.

[Andy]

Speaking of incredible, do you want a song?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andrew]

I'm so glad you watched it, Andy. I feel so much better.

[Josh]

You really, really Made us. You forced us to do that.

[Andrew]

Do you think I spoiled it after you watched it, was it spoiled?

[Josh]

I think I would have because I think the opening scene says something about the death of Hamnet.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, it's a historical event. I know, but I didn't know that.

[Andy]

So you keep on saying it's a historical event.

[Josh]

You didn't know any of that stuff either before you started watching it. So it's, like, true. So that. So that's the fact, like, you can't throw it back at me if you didn't even know. But yes, I'm saying I probably would have been spoiled from the very get go because it said the death of Hamnet, so. Which I think is a bummer because it's like, take that out. Because some people like me who are ignorant wouldn't have known.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

So, dude, the book is, like, so

[Josh]

much better too, in the world.

[Andrew]

The book is narrated by Jessie Buckley.

[Josh]

Oh, cool.

[Andrew]

And she's awesome.

[Lily]

Nice.

[Andrew]

That's how you know it's gonna be a good show.

[Josh]

Now you know it's gonna be a good song.

[Andy]

I know how you know gonna make a ho.

[Andrew]

You ain't mean, y'.

[Lily]

All.

[Andy]

I did that.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Buckle up, everybody.

[Andrew]

I made that.

[Josh]

I made that.

[Andrew]

I made that.

[Andy]

And I'm gonna make this podcast, a good podcast.

[Josh]

It's gonna be number one.

[Lily]

Stop.

[Andy]

I hate the way that they abuse you. I hate the way it makes me feel blue. I ain't saying this because you're small I know you must feel alone. You just want to be known Someone to pick you up when you fall. You know I'm talking about punch the monkey. I'm singing this so you know I'm there. If you were mine, I'd feel so lucky. Your monkey heart is what I'll repair.

[Josh]

I know that you're just a primate but my love for you is so great. Just say the word and I'll go to Japan. When I saw you on my TikTok

[Andy]

right then my heart did stop. My love for you it began. I hope you hear me punch the monkey. There is no doubt you're truly great. For you I spend all kinds of money.

[Josh]

In my book, you're the best primate.

[Andrew]

Wow, that's a little abrupt. Wow.

[Josh]

I hope you hear me punch the monkey. There is no doubt you're truly great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For you I'd spend all kinds of money. In my book you're the best pride.

[Andrew]

You guys have no idea what you're doing to my brain.

[Josh]

Today.

[Andrew]

It's not good for me.

[Josh]

Nightmare.

[Lily]

Nightmare.

[Josh]

Nightmare.

[Andy]

Yep. It's about punch.

[Andrew]

Oh, punch.

[Josh]

Yeah. For the. Those of you who don't know Punch the Monkey, which my wife didn't, and she was devastated by that.

[Lily]

That's a hard clip to watch.

[Josh]

I mean, the one, two punch of Hamnet and then finding out about Punch the Monkeys. Not great for your overall well being.

[Andrew]

Sounds like Kelsey needs to go to the ocean.

[Josh]

Oh, possibly. You know what? Let's book a trip this week.

[Andy]

Everyone be quiet, please. Okay. I want to have fun.

[Josh]

We all do.

[Andy]

There's not a lot of fun happening in the world right now.

[Josh]

Sure is it?

[Andy]

Not a lot of fun happening in the world right now. Honestly. Scary stuff.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Sad stuff. I think we all know what's happening. The current climate of what is happening.

[Lily]

Yeah, Been seeing it.

[Josh]

Sad man.

[Andy]

You know the.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So my question. Lily, this is Cinnamon Viewer. Not my question. The question I'm about to say. Lily, do they deserve it?

[Andrew]

Oh, I'm not answering that.

[Josh]

Well, it's yes or no.

[Andrew]

I'm literally not gonna answer it. So go ahead and move on with the show.

[Lily]

I wish.

[Andy]

I wish we could. Golly, I wish we could.

[Andrew]

I don't know what I'm agreeing to.

[Andy]

I don't know what you think you're not agreeing to.

[Andrew]

I'm not answering it.

[Josh]

The fact that you're hesitating is saying a lot. Well, I think it's better for you just to answer, because no matter how you answer, I think it's not gonna be. It's going to be better than what you're doing right now, which is not answering it.

[Andrew]

Have Andrew go first.

[Josh]

Andrew's already answered this question.

[Andrew]

I wasn't here. I didn't know what he said.

[Andy]

Don't put this on him. He's sleepy.

[Josh]

Just because you weren't listening.

[Andy]

He's sleepy. Let him.

[Lily]

Let him.

[Andy]

Let him rest. Golly, he's tired. He's a new dad.

[Andrew]

He.

[Andy]

Lily, do they deserve it?

[Andrew]

I'm not answering.

[Josh]

You have to or no,

[Andrew]

I'm not answering it because I don't know what I'm agreeing to. Give me more context.

[Josh]

I just.

[Andrew]

That, yeah, that sounds really scary.

[Andy]

Do they deserve it?

[Josh]

We're not moving on until you answer the question. These are from our viewers.

[Andrew]

I don't want to answer because I don't know what I'm agreeing.

[Andy]

None of us, you know what we're talking about. We just don't want to say it out loud. None of us want to do this.

[Josh]

No one wants to answer this question,

[Andy]

no, they did not deserve it. That's what you wrote on the pillow. I'm glad you had the courage to at least do that, Lil. I'm courageous, but now I'm really disappointed. No, they didn't deserve it. Obviously, we're Talking about the U.S. men's hockey team winning the Olympics.

[Andrew]

I didn't know that.

[Andy]

Shooting the puck in and everyone's. Yeah, yeah, they don't deserve that.

[Josh]

They beat Canada, Lil.

[Andy]

They beat Canada, Our nerdy neighbors of the North Mexico. They beat them fair and square in overtime. We haven't won a U.S. gold Olympics in men's hockey since 1980. Do you know what we call that? The miracle. The Miracle on ice.

[Josh]

USA needs this. And not only did they win, the females won. The females.

[Andy]

Females won.

[Josh]

The women's Olympic team also won gold.

[Andy]

But no, they didn't deserve that.

[Josh]

Nope, Not a chance.

[Andy]

No, I don't care about them. I don't care about the passion that they put in the. The, the, the, the, the, the, the. The hard work, the years of hard work, the patriotism. The patriotism. America needed this. We needed this win.

[Andrew]

Did need it.

[Andy]

We needed this.

[Josh]

And you're like, nah, no, I don't pass. They don't need.

[Lily]

They don't deserve that.

[Andrew]

Did you hear they were bad boys after.

[Josh]

Oh, don't even kick them while they're down. Huh?

[Andy]

Kick him while they're down. He got his teeth knocked out, that one. Dude got his teeth knocked out. Yeah, let him do whatever he needs to do to get over it. They could have died, Lil. People die in hockey all the time. They freeze to death, they get their faces cut, the teeth knocked out.

[Josh]

Golly, their heart's broken.

[Andy]

The, the, the, the, the. The work, the sacrifice that they put in them, leaving their families behind to win a gold medal for this country.

[Josh]

They sacrifice their lives for us then.

[Andy]

No, no, I don't care. Oh, yes. You guys hear her first. What did I say?

[Lily]

Yep.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Lily]

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[Andy]

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[Lily]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Lily]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

When I pulled mine out of the box, I was bracing myself for the whole the break in battle.

[Lily]

Same. Most boots that you put on feel

[Josh]

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[Lily]

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[Josh]

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[Lily]

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[Josh]

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[Lily]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Lily]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Lily]

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[Josh]

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[Lily]

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[Andy]

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[Lily]

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[Lily]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Lily]

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[Andy]

I love you, Br. Bro. Yes, sir.

[Andrew]

Yes, sir.

[Lily]

Nailed it.

[Andy]

Something happened to my.

[Josh]

Nailed that. Like Mayor Lou Retton. Connect, Connect. Very good, very Good, very good. USA.

[Andy]

USA. USA.

[Lily]

All right.

[Andy]

You guys hear about Hank on TikTok?

[Josh]

We're not going to talk about the USA team.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, we can.

[Josh]

Okay, let's talk about it for a second. All right, dude, give credit where credit is due, even though Lily won't.

[Lily]

I've been completely separate from everything going on in the world for the last, like two weeks. So I'm counting on you guys to fill me in.

[Andy]

There's quite a bit.

[Lily]

Literally everything.

[Andy]

There's quite a bit.

[Lily]

I feel like I missed a couple crazy weeks.

[Andrew]

I lost my marker.

[Josh]

Elon Musk is now mayor of New York, which is pretty cool.

[Lily]

Nice.

[Andrew]

I thought that was real. I was like, what?

[Josh]

No, the USA Hockey team. That's crazy. It's so. It feels so good to have two gold medals like that.

[Andy]

Yeah. But what did Canada say? He said, the. One of the players from Canada, he's like, let history will say who the. Which. Which team does actually deserve to win.

[Josh]

It's like. It's like no one ever says that about any team ever.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's like, you've lost. Yeah. You see them in curling, too.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Cussing and screaming. It's like, dude, relax.

[Andy]

You can't eat it. You guys got guys. Come on, Canada. They're going through a lot, though.

[Josh]

I love our Canadian listeners.

[Andy]

I do, too.

[Josh]

I don't love the people who don't listen to this podcast. Right. I mean, that's how I'll go on record and say that, you know? But yeah, they. We beat them fair and square and. Which is pretty great. But the call that Donald Trump gave.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Tell me about this.

[Josh]

The men's Olympic team, they. Right after the win, all the guys were stoked because these guys are patriots. They love usa. They love America.

[Andy]

I know all the other American gold medalists are like, I don't stand with my country.

[Josh]

We love our country, whether good or bad.

[Andy]

The team was like, I love the United States of America.

[Andrew]

It's amazing you could actually even say that. Imagine another country saying that.

[Andy]

I know.

[Josh]

So Donald Trump calls the US Team and all the guys are standing around and he says, you know, we're going to. We're going to bring you to the White House. It's going to be great. It's going to be wonderful. But I do have to let you know we're going to have to invite the women's as well. You know. You know, I get canceled by the left, if that, the Democrats, if that. Even if I didn't. And then all the guys just erupt in laughter and stuff like that. It was a joke.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And obviously he would have invited the women's team. He does that for all the women national teams and all that stuff. But people were just like, crazy one, because the. One of the players of the U. Ms. Men's team, one of the players, moms, is like a coach on the women's gold. So they're like, yeah, yeah. Why would you do that? Why would you. Whatever. I don't know. I don't like it as a girl, dad. I'd be, like, ticked probably, too, if I heard that. You know, like, get over yourself.

[Lily]

Whatever.

[Josh]

But also, it's A dumb joke. It's bad.

[Andy]

Just guys being guy.

[Lily]

Yeah. It's just a locker room dog, baby. Like, we talk about, like, kill Tony. Like, when you started introducing me to that, you're like, it's a bit. Everybody there knows what it is.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And that's how comedy works, and that's fine. The problem is we're talking about the president.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So it is tough because it obviously was just a bad, dumb joke. And. And also, they're. In the light of the moment, they're talking with the President. You're going to laugh at a joke. It's just, like, going to happen. And so whatever.

[Andy]

But you know what?

[Andrew]

I wasn't mad at the hockey team for laughing.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. I write there was people irate about it.

[Andrew]

Oh, man.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's like, first of all. Yeah. It's like one that you're once again letting someone else divide you. And also, the men's hockey team loves the women hockey team. Like, it's. They. They obviously do know.

[Andy]

What I wasn't a fan of is Cash Patel being in the locker room celebrating with him.

[Josh]

Was he really?

[Andy]

What?

[Josh]

I didn't know that.

[Andy]

You didn't.

[Josh]

What was he doing there?

[Andy]

He was there for the Olympics.

[Josh]

Oh, that's baloney.

[Andy]

During what? The crazy stuff that's happening in America, like, wall cash, padel one, he took the CIA or the FBI's plane to Italy for the Olympics, of course. But, yeah, he was in the locker room right after they won. But during that time, you heard about the shooter at Mar A Lago?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

No, I didn't.

[Andy]

Oh, man. This. This kid goes in there, hops the fence or whatever with a gas can and a loaded shotgun.

[Josh]

My goodness.

[Andy]

In Mar a Lago. And they took him out. But, like, all this stuff is happening. Cash Patel's there just shotgunning beers with the. The US Hockey team. And he's like, dude, you're the FBI director.

[Josh]

Also, that's kind of the lamest, like, government, like, figure that I would want in my locker room for a celebration. I know that guy's not about it. Yeah.

[Andrew]

It was a sellout by the list.

[Josh]

Yeah. There's a lot of distractions happening with the list. Everyone's talking about stuff. Even SNL's making fun of it. Like, it's just like that. What's. What's her name? Veronica had a big part on Weekend Update, but just about, like, how, like, we're just, like, distracting everything from the files.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's wild, man. It's so crazy. So the. Well, first of all, before we move on from the Olympics, did you see the ice skater accident?

[Andy]

Yeah, the speed skating?

[Josh]

Dude, you saw it? Lily, did you see it?

[Andrew]

No, I didn't see.

[Andy]

Did they ever show the aftermath?

[Josh]

I don't think so.

[Lily]

No, I haven't seen that. But just where it hits and you know how hard.

[Josh]

Yeah. You have Tik Tok.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay, let me send this thing to you real quick because you need. We need your reaction back.

[Lily]

The cut doesn't get me. It's the pop.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Josh]

It's so rough, dude. It's a rough one. I just sent it to Lil.

[Andrew]

Did I turn the volume up?

[Lily]

Oh, thanks.

[Josh]

I did. I didn't. I thought you guys have already seen it.

[Andrew]

Oh,

[Josh]

isn't that gnarly?

[Andy]

It's terrible.

[Josh]

So, so terrible.

[Andrew]

Speaking of terrible, I seems like such a dangerous sport.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Andy]

The. The how rare that happens though is rare.

[Josh]

You think there'd be like bumpers on the back or something. The rarity of is so rare.

[Andy]

The rarity is incredibly rare. No, it's not rare. It actually is rare. What's happening with Hank?

[Josh]

Hank? Hank Green?

[Andy]

No, you think about Hank on Tick Tock?

[Josh]

I don't think so.

[Andy]

There's this video posted about. They're talking about like how terrible processed foods are and all this stuff. This guy named Hank commented on this Tick Tock. He says we all die in 12 days anyway.

[Andrew]

What? What? Hold on.

[Andy]

And people. And some people were like, Hank, what are you talking about, please? Oh, this is. I think this. Oh yeah. It was on Instagram and on his story every single day. He said 11 days left, 10 days left. And people like. I mean thousands of people were like, what is Hank talking about?

[Josh]

What is this day gonna fall on?

[Andy]

Comes down to zero. It was Hank's birthday.

[Josh]

Oh, man. Happy birthday, Hank.

[Andrew]

Happy birthday.

[Lily]

That's funny.

[Andy]

Maybe hundreds of thousands of people wish him happy birthday.

[Josh]

That's so funny.

[Lily]

That's actually good.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

So dead matter. We all die in 12 days anyway. People are like, what?

[Lily]

He's just planning a rager.

[Andrew]

So funny.

[Andy]

Said happy birthday to me.

[Josh]

You know that. I wonder if he figured if he thought that would catch on, that was the plan. Or if it just started catching on. He's like, oh, well, count down to my birthday. That's hilarious. I saw somebody what I do I love on TikTok where someone will comment. Like that one guy I showed you, he was like this old man he was trying to flirt with. He's like, he complimented like you're so pretty. And it was like, Jeffrey or something like that. And then every. Hundreds of comments were like, hey, Jeffrey's shooting his shot.

[Andy]

Go, Jeff.

[Lily]

Go, Jeffrey. Go, Jeffrey.

[Andy]

Oh, Jeffrey.

[Josh]

There's this other one where he was. It was like this huge viral video. And one guy comment. It's like, hey, I sent you a dm. And he was like. Like, you know, like some guy named, like. Like, Tracy. And everyone's like, hey, Tracy would like a word with you. Hey, let's get back to Tracy on this, people.

[Lily]

Just grab onto the one comment. I think it's so funny.

[Andrew]

It's so funny.

[Andy]

Speaking of not funny and almost dying. Don't say it. Do you hear about that guy in Florida?

[Andrew]

No.

[Josh]

Oh, this is crazy.

[Andy]

This is absolutely insane.

[Josh]

Nightmare.

[Andy]

This needs to be a movie one day.

[Josh]

I mean. Yeah, this is the 127 hours version with Florida dude.

[Andy]

This man in his 30s just got broken up with, and it was Valentine's Day.

[Andrew]

Oh, on Valentine's Day.

[Andy]

I don't know if it was on Valentine's Day, but he went missing on Valentine's Day. They found him 10 days later alive and stuck in a mud pit up to his neck. Yeah.

[Josh]

Is that not insane?

[Andrew]

Where?

[Andy]

Somewhere in Everglades. I'm actually not sure. It was like. It was like a pond, like a dry pond. And he was walking along it and fell in, like, mud and couldn't get out. Sank up to his neck. Was stuck there for 10 days. Lived for 10 days, stuck up to his neck in mud. Took him three hours to get out. Like, they had, like, a fire truck, a bunch of police officers, and they had to, like, do ladders and boards and stuff to get them out.

[Andrew]

My word.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Took the county.

[Andy]

What is it?

[Andrew]

Putnam County. That's not far from us, is it?

[Lily]

So it's a Vulcan Materials Company site. He was found in their site. So the headline says, florida man stuck in quicksand, but apparently it was, like, some construction site, so it's, like, not a natural, like, thing that you can.

[Andrew]

What is he doing in there?

[Lily]

It's Valentine's Day. Just get broke up with. Dude's just on a spirit walk.

[Josh]

You don't walk through some volcanic ash mud piles when you get broke up with?

[Andrew]

No.

[Josh]

Apparently you've never had your heart broken, Lil. You know what every guy does.

[Lily]

You always do the breaking up.

[Andrew]

Usually.

[Andy]

Yikes.

[Josh]

Yikes. Scared.

[Andy]

And I've always just been broken up with.

[Josh]

There's a. There's a guy I saw. He's like, things I'm Allowed to call you. And he was doing, like, a presentation for his, like, wife. He's like, my first wife. I'm allowed you to call you my. My first wife. I'm also allowed to call you my ex girlfriend, he says, because you're, you know, you're my wife now.

[Andy]

It was so funny.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's. Dude, that would be so scary.

[Andrew]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh]

I mean, I'm just imagining, like, 10

[Andy]

sundown, sun up, sundown, no food, no water.

[Josh]

Maybe a little bit of water with rain or something, but, like, house.

[Andy]

But that was also during that insane cold front, too.

[Lily]

Oh, I wonder if that helped.

[Josh]

Oh, the mole. The mud would have been so freezing.

[Andrew]

Oh, my goodness. It's a miraculous season.

[Lily]

Or I keep.

[Andy]

Kept him alive. Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, cold mud's pretty bad, though, dude.

[Lily]

But I mean, he's like, what, five foot deep in it. Like, think about the turtles that survive the freezes, dude.

[Andy]

It's, like, insulating.

[Josh]

So lucky he got found.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

So lucky.

[Josh]

Hey, imagine I'm in the mud.

[Lily]

Imagine seeing that you're the construction guy walking through and you're like, dude, there's a body. I can't believe.

[Josh]

Just ahead at that point.

[Andy]

Ten days, though.

[Andrew]

That's insane.

[Josh]

Terrifying.

[Lily]

What if it, like, slowed his heart rate? Like, the pressure so he just.

[Andy]

Man, that's crazy.

[Andrew]

I wonder if his girlfriend took him back.

[Lily]

Probably not.

[Josh]

That's honestly the way I want to go.

[Andy]

No, they gave her the X. They said,

[Lily]

ew, Ew. You got stuck in mud for 10 days.

[Josh]

You couldn't climb out.

[Andy]

That's all right.

[Josh]

I thought you were a man.

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

That we haven't talked about on the main pod, but like that. That one Olympic guy who confessed on live tv.

[Andy]

Oh, did we not talk about on the.

[Josh]

We talked about on live, but not on the main pod.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

So wild, dude. Crazy. Oh, this guy comes out and where was from?

[Lily]

Switzerland.

[Andy]

Norway.

[Josh]

Norway. Sweden or something. Yeah, like one of those.

[Andrew]

Netherlands.

[Josh]

He just gets done doing a skiing event.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Wins bronze on top of the world. You know, bronze in the Olympics. That's huge. Right? So they come over and he's getting interviewed, and he completely starts breaking down and says basically that he had this love of his life, was. He wasn't married. He was his girlfriend.

[Lily]

Oh, she didn't get shot.

[Josh]

No.

[Andy]

Cheating on her.

[Josh]

He cheated on. He admits on live TV that he cheated on his girlfriend and is hoping that by him embarrassing himself in front of the whole world that she's going to come back.

[Andrew]

So did she know already?

[Andy]

Yes.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Josh]

Yeah. So that was him just kind of just. Yeah. Taking one last. Like, hopefully this works.

[Andrew]

Did the infidelity I was on occur during the.

[Josh]

Possibly.

[Andy]

I don't think so.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Andrew]

Apparently that's, like, crazy town, which is gross. And.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's crazy. We should talk about. We'll talk about it later.

[Lily]

Do you ever.

[Josh]

I missed that whole thing.

[Lily]

Did you watch any of the Olympics where they, like, say their professions?

[Josh]

I think so.

[Lily]

Like, I forget what the sport was. It may have been, like, bobsledding, but they start, like, listing off, like, what the dudes do, and it's like, this guy's a sales clerk, and it's like, all this stuff, and it's like. It's so weird to me to be.

[Josh]

I guess I've never even thought about that until the moment.

[Lily]

Absolute best at something, and they're. It's like, all right, go buy groceries.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Over.

[Andy]

You don't see professional bobsledding any time of the year on anything besides the Olympics. So they had to be doing something else.

[Josh]

Yeah, I never thought about that until this moment.

[Andrew]

You know, rain all year.

[Lily]

Well, thanks. But that's like, their gym, you know, like, that's their workout. Their 9 to 5 is random stuff.

[Andrew]

That's so weird.

[Josh]

Yeah. That's crazy. Could you imagine? Just like. And you just get bullied at work at, like, your sales job? Yeah, all the time. About, like. And it's like, you're never meeting your quota. People are always ranked a little bit higher, bringing in more sales than you. It's like, see, I'm on a freaking blob bobsled.

[Lily]

The guy in the cubicle next to you is like, yeah, I closed all of your deals while you were gone.

[Andy]

There was a. A lady that used to work for my dad at his old T shirt company.

[Lily]

Yeah. Like.

[Andy]

And she was. I forget her name. She was an older lady. I think she worked in, like, finance or something. Not very nice. I just remember her being very grouchy. But she was an Olympic skeet shooter back in the day.

[Andrew]

Cool.

[Josh]

That's dope.

[Andy]

An Olympic skeet shooter.

[Josh]

Yeah. I mean, you would never know. That's the cool thing. It's like you're just walking around. You have no idea. These people are that talented.

[Andy]

I know.

[Josh]

That's also scary.

[Andy]

Speaking of scary, I'm an Olympic gymnast.

[Andrew]

I do the gymnastics.

[Josh]

So funny. You're so funny.

[Andy]

I believe it. Canada.

[Josh]

Is that it again, man? You guys East Alaska?

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Montreal. You hear about that bakery?

[Josh]

The bakery in Montreal. No, I have not heard anything.

[Andy]

So this news thing about it, this bakery in Montreal, they have a tick tock and they're just posting videos about their bakery, all their stuff.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And they got a letter from the province language watchdog basically saying, if you continue speaking in English on your tick tock, we will shut you down.

[Andrew]

What?

[Josh]

This is from the government of Canada. Are you kidding me?

[Andy]

So apparently in Montreal they have government watchdogs. So if you. There's a literal law that if you advertise in English or any other language, there needs to be a replicated version in French.

[Josh]

What are we.

[Andy]

So they're doing was in English for reach and the they said that is advertisement. You're not speaking French and if you continue, we will shut you down.

[Josh]

If you continue to speak the most common used language in the world, you're going to get penalized.

[Andy]

Get out of here. France. This is why we don't like France.

[Josh]

This is insane.

[Andy]

It's just bleeding into Canada or pretty poor. Our poor neighbors of the north are having to deal with these Frenchmen.

[Andrew]

You just said neighbors of the north and a minute ago you called them

[Andy]

the nerds of the Now I'm on their team. I'm here to help them.

[Josh]

We love them. All of them.

[Andy]

All of them just listeners or not.

[Lily]

Just to spur this conversation on. How is this different than like, if you live here, learn to speak the language.

[Josh]

We're not. There's not like, like actual law against it.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, there's so many advertisements everywhere that are in Spanish and there's no like, law. Like, you can't have that in Spanish.

[Josh]

Yeah. I go to the Venezuelan restaurant right down the street. They do not speak English and I love them.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Love them.

[Andy]

Let the people talk what they want to talk.

[Josh]

Whatever they. This is what freedom of speech sounds like.

[Andy]

That's exactly right.

[Josh]

Literally, like you don't think it's like it just goes for language. It does.

[Lily]

What does their government say about it? Like, I wonder if there's anything that they're violating through loopholes or if there is some like, freedom of speech, something penned.

[Josh]

Well, they've been monitoring speech for years now. I mean, hate speech, all this stuff. Like, it's tough up there, but golly,

[Andy]

people in Montreal let us know what's up with that?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

What's going on with this? This, these French watchdogs?

[Josh]

You know, there's going to be people that are. Don't, don't listen. And I want, I'm curious to see what that's Going to look like.

[Andy]

Yeah. Anyways, we're sorry, Canadians in Montreal. Sorry. They have to speak that. Oh, that language.

[Andrew]

I actually think it's beautiful language.

[Lily]

Hey, quarter of my person thanks you.

[Andy]

Whose side are you on?

[Josh]

I mean, with the question now with this. It seems like she's a traitor, dude.

[Andrew]

Oh, dude.

[Lily]

I want you guys to catch me up on all of. Like, I literally left, had a child. My wife had a child. I did not have a child. And then I get back on Instagram for two seconds and it's like, oh, congrats. You're at war.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

What's. What's happening?

[Andy]

Boom, boom, baby.

[Josh]

Boom, boom.

[Lily]

But there's.

[Andy]

Yeah. So we're obviously filming a week in advance, so we don't know, but we could.

[Andrew]

Oh,

[Josh]

correct him one more time. It's really healthy.

[Andrew]

Why are you so mad at me about that?

[Josh]

Correct.

[Andy]

Because I'm trying to speak and you're constantly trying to correct me. I.

[Andrew]

Not constantly. That was the first time. That was the first time.

[Josh]

I've been counting since the 15th.

[Andy]

Guys, while we're arguing, make sure to go sundaycoolswag.com and get our new NAB Hybrid Collection T shirt.

[Andrew]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Andy]

It's very cool.

[Josh]

Very dope. Get it out today. All right, now. Back at it. Go yell at her.

[Andy]

Let me just talk.

[Andrew]

Okay, go ahead.

[Lily]

Let me.

[Andy]

Let me. Let me mess up sometimes.

[Andrew]

Okay. Sometimes.

[Andy]

This is crazy. Okay, turn off the camera. Honestly, we're done. Iran and I ran. Can't. We can't. It's too serious. So, yeah, the US and Israel did a planned attack, an insane attack.

[Josh]

They're collabing what they did.

[Andy]

They took out the supreme leader.

[Lily]

Yep.

[Andy]

He's been the Supreme Leader for 36 years.

[Josh]

Rock and roll.

[Andy]

Yes. They took out the. The former president of Iran. They took out major military officials. They took out heads of the police force even. It was like they incredibly coordinated attack

[Josh]

all within like 24 hours.

[Lily]

So, yeah, what they're doing is they don't want you eliminate that guy. The second in command is not stepping into that role.

[Andy]

Correct.

[Lily]

They're going further far enough down to

[Andy]

far enough into the police force.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And obviously there is a plethora of propaganda on both sides. Like, one is showing the nation in mourning and there's other news sources that are showing the people celebrating because of the atrocities the Iran government was doing with the protesters. Like people reporting. Tens of thousands of people are being killed and in prison because of the protests. Like, someone even reported in. This is before the bombing people, these protesters went out and they saw in their street at least 3, 000 dead bodies of protesters.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And so like everything's allegedly. But Iran also had the, the blackout, the Internet blackout. So it's like you don't know what's true and what's not. What we do know is that they were bombed. Israel and the United States carried out this bombing. Iran's retaliating by hitting all the other countries surrounding like Dubai. They're like shooting missiles at the Burj Khalifa or whatever it's called.

[Andrew]

No way. Successfully.

[Josh]

No, no, it was. It's right above it. Yeah, it's. It's being intercepted right above.

[Andy]

But there's missiles hitting in the street and stuff in like Dubai.

[Andrew]

Oh my gosh. Are they mad at us?

[Josh]

They've.

[Andy]

No, they're. They're mad at, they're mad at Iran. So they're retaliating against Iran too.

[Josh]

But the burge has been completely evacuated and everything. So like, like it definitely could happen.

[Andrew]

They're taking out U.S. embassies, right?

[Andy]

They're trying to. Yeah.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Josh]

They've hit U.S. soil on a couple places over there.

[Lily]

So it's like Starlink up over there yet or. Because. Because that would mean that the President made his address. I watched that clip where he's like,

[Andy]

well, they did a cyber attack in Iran the day of the US Bombing Iran. And every single person in Iran, their phones, they got a text message that said, stay in shelter, liberation is coming or something like that.

[Andrew]

Which gives me absolute goosebumps.

[Lily]

How'd they get it there with the blackout?

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Lily]

That feels weird.

[Josh]

Oh, I mean, there's got to be a way.

[Lily]

That's what I'm saying. I know. They can. They know. Yeah.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

But the, the coordinated target attack like Trump talked about, like this was months and months of preparations of Israel intelligence tagging all these people and tracking them for months.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

To know exactly where they were going to be.

[Lily]

Do we believe though that they can? Because like a hurricane hits Florida and we can't like talk to someone across town for days.

[Josh]

I mean, you think about, you think about it. Dude, we have sleeper cells in America. You don't think we USA has. Oh, no, I know incredibly like tal people there and that are in higher ups or whatever it may be.

[Lily]

I mean, he's talking about like getting the. Where he's like, you know, shelter in place. Your liberation is coming or however he worded it. It feels like none of that was meant for them. To hear, obviously, like he's talking to us. To hear it.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's very, very strange. And like the way he was talking, like how whenever he's like, now that you know this is guy's gone, he says, now take control of your own government. Is your hands now.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And so I think that's what he's hoping for.

[Andy]

It'll be interesting.

[Josh]

Yeah, but do that. Hundreds of thousands of people chanting, death to America. That was scary.

[Andy]

And again, that was just like one clip.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So it just. It makes you wonder, like, what's true. What's the tone in.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Iran.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Though everyone watching in Iran, let us know what's happening, please.

[Lily]

And then there was the. There was the incident over here with the dude who was like, had stuff in his car, like Islamic garb or something. And.

[Andy]

Oh, in Texas.

[Josh]

I didn't see that.

[Lily]

Yeah, dude shot up. It was like a mass shooting. Like. Oh, wow. It was Austin, right? I saw.

[Andy]

Yeah. And he said like Property of Allah or something on his shirt.

[Lily]

Yeah. It felt very, like, weird. Forced. Yeah, it felt weird.

[Andy]

But.

[Lily]

Yeah, but the clips. Yeah, but the clips from the. The street were nuts because it's just dudes at a bar and you're hearing.

[Andrew]

So scary, dude.

[Josh]

It's terrifying. I don't know, man. It just feels so weird. I'm like. Luckily America's what is pretty far place away.

[Andy]

Andrew told me this earlier and I forgot about it, but days before the bombing attack happened in Iran, they had this giant statue of ball. You know, the God ball.

[Andrew]

No way.

[Andy]

They said this is. This is what Israel in the United States worships. And so they had the Israel flags on it and stuff. And they burned it. And then days later, Israel.

[Lily]

You guys.

[Andy]

It's just weird.

[Lily]

You guys haven't seen this.

[Andy]

It's. No, that's spooky.

[Lily]

Okay. The other thing too, is the. The dude who got assassinated.

[Josh]

Ayatollah.

[Lily]

Oh. Old Charlie went on a thing about how Iran was not America's war. And like.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Lily]

Before he got got.

[Andy]

Well, Israel's wanted to get rid of the. The.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

The. Whatever you call the tyranny. The government of Iran forever.

[Andrew]

But they had. They had bail.

[Andy]

Yeah. Ball, bail, whatever. You know, the God that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Sacrifice children to. But they had like, pictures of. I'm not gonna say his name because I'm afraid we're gonna get flat.

[Lily]

Yeah, no, you're fine.

[Andy]

The leader.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Of that country.

[Lily]

Excuse me.

[Andy]

Donald Trump. Jeffrey the financier. Like, all these pictures of these Men and saying that they are worshipers of ball.

[Andrew]

It's just too much. It's too.

[Andy]

It's a lot of stuff.

[Andrew]

Oh my gosh. I don't know what to make of it. I really don't know what to make of it. I. Because my. My social media only shows the folks that are like, we were experiencing terrible tyranny in.

[Andy]

It wasn't. It wasn't until these emails and files came out that this is the first time I've ever heard the term goyum.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I don't know what that is.

[Andrew]

A good gentile.

[Josh]

Okay, Got it. Okay.

[Andy]

And like they're not all theirs, but in those emails, their complete disgust of goyim and how goyem don't deserve the life that they deserve.

[Josh]

In emails.

[Andy]

In. In his emails.

[Lily]

It's. It's like akin to like the excuses used in like the. The slave era. Just like it's not humans. Like it doesn't matter. Which is evil and horrible.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Anyways, I want to look into it more because there's a book out there that religious group studies that has a lot about goyim and the hatred of them.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Starts with a T. They also talk

[Andy]

very poorly about Jesus in that book.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Anyways, I will say stuff.

[Andrew]

Like stuff Trump said. Mess with those protesters. You're gonna catch some.

[Andy]

I can. I just. It's all. It's all too. You can't take everything at face value.

[Andrew]

No, I know.

[Andy]

Like what's the purpose?

[Josh]

Yeah. What's the conspiracy? What's the real reality behind the scene?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, there's got to be something they're playing.

[Andy]

It can't just be the nuclear stuff because that's what that excuse has been used. That's why we invaded Iraq 20 years, you know.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Weapons of mass destruction. We never found them.

[Andrew]

I agree with you. I will say I saw the president of Australia. Do they have a president?

[Lily]

Sure.

[Andrew]

Maybe he. He didn't address about what was going on. And he was like. He is more reserved. Obviously. I think he's playing both sides. But he's like, you know, I urge everybody to tread carefully, but he's like, there have been two attacks by groups that were initiated by the gentleman that is now deceased on Australian soil.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, the. The government of Iran was not good. Like, they're very oppressive to their people.

[Andrew]

Yeah. And also like extremely powerful and active all throughout. I mean, they reached Australia.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Doing terrorist attacks anyways.

[Andy]

We are ignorant to everything people. So don't take our. What we say as whatever we haven't formed an opinion.

[Andrew]

Like, I don't think any of us are educated enough.

[Andy]

Death is bad for yourself.

[Josh]

I feel.

[Lily]

I feel entitled to my opinion.

[Andrew]

Do you have an opinion? Okay,

[Lily]

here's my opinion. For two weeks, my Instagram feed turned into hunting and baby videos. And it was a blissful two weeks, completely separated from all of the chaos. I think I'm going to kind of live in the world where it's like, I'm excited for turkey season. I'm excited to see my son grow.

[Andy]

And if the people excited for the. The ice age coming.

[Andrew]

Yeah, the imminent ice age.

[Andy]

Well, there actually is. And I'll tell you more about it right after this. So don't go anywhere.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Lily]

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[Andrew]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Andrew]

Oh. Oh, he's out. He's gone.

[Josh]

Do you know your name? What year is it? Who's president?

[Andy]

Dick Cheney.

[Josh]

Yep. Nailed it. Also, what's up with presidents not having beards? I feel like that's the major problem with the U.S. yeah, when we stopped

[Andy]

doing the beards, everything happy we had.

[Josh]

We had no World wars when we had presidents with beards.

[Andy]

You're right.

[Josh]

None. Literally none.

[Andy]

You're right.

[Josh]

It ticks me off, dude.

[Andy]

In fact, when did we have a civil war? I mean, which president?

[Josh]

Lincoln.

[Andy]

I think he was one of the first presidents to shave his face.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Oh, dude, I got something about the Civil War.

[Josh]

There probably is a conspiracy I could build.

[Andy]

Come on, bro. I mean, it'd be the coolest.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

J.D. vance has a beard, right?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But we'll see what happens whenever he becomes president. That'll be huge. If, like, I mean, I know, like, I'm not. I'm not taking a side or either way, but I'm just saying JD Deserves it. But I'm saying if we have a president with a beard, I will be stoked.

[Lily]

I'll vote. I'll. I'll put it on.

[Andy]

I'll vote for whoever has a beard.

[Josh]

Oh, put it out there, because I

[Andy]

think it'll save our country.

[Andrew]

Somebody text.

[Josh]

Bernie would look sick with a beard. It's like David Letterman, dude.

[Andy]

Yeah. Do you know that it's a question Going to question.

[Josh]

Going with lately with the questions of fresh.

[Andrew]

I want everybody to know I'm not a Bernie supporter, by the way.

[Josh]

Whoa.

[Andrew]

But I did. I really did like his episode goes half our audience. I like this episode with Joe Rogan a lot. I petitioned our good friend Alan Thomas. He's the best for this question.

[Josh]

Love him.

[Andrew]

And his question is so strange and unclear. We've gone back and forth on it several times, and it doesn't make any sense to me, as usual, because Alan doesn't make sense at all. His question is gross. Your bodily waste becomes as valuable as rare earthly metals. Poop equals gold, pee equals silver. Saliva is copper. But you can only trade one waste per week, and you can't produce any other type of waste that week. So I was asking him, I'm like, so if you choose pee and you're eating all the time, do you feel the urge to poop and you can't poop? He's like, no, that's a dumb question.

[Andy]

That's a valid question.

[Josh]

It's a dumb question. You're dumb for asking it.

[Andrew]

He's like. He's like. And he said he already knows. What? Andy's answer is very specific.

[Josh]

Okay, give me the options again.

[Andrew]

It's poop equals the value of gold, P is the value of silver, and saliva is the value of copper. His question is, how do you plan out your week to make an income and just live a life? That's his exact verbatim language. And he Said, you don't feel the urge if you don't generate that waste that week. Gathering and storing is up to you. Eating is up to you. I'm like, so it's a question of productivity, right?

[Lily]

My answer.

[Andrew]

And he said, and value. Obviously, I can generate more pee or saliva versus poop. I said, saliva in volume.

[Andy]

Alan has a drooling problem.

[Andrew]

And he was like, yeah. We go by weight density and volume is heavy while poop isn't. I'm like, are you not pooping? How do you poop, Alan? And I said, how could you produce more saliva in volume than poop? And he said, you've been around babies too long. You start grilling me and I'm salivating. And I'm like, more than you poop? More than you pooped yourself.

[Josh]

So funny.

[Andy]

He's so funny.

[Andrew]

I still don't understand. It's a riddle for me.

[Andy]

It's either poo or pee, because I do a ton of both.

[Josh]

I'm pooping.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

The answer, the only answer is poop. It's the most valuable. You can probably adapt your body via diet to, like, get the runs.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, I've pooped four times a day already, and it did.

[Lily]

You're rich.

[Andrew]

For me, I'm peeing because I don't poop enough. I'm not regular enough.

[Josh]

Yeah, but how rich do you want to be? You don't also don't want to be that rich.

[Andy]

Why?

[Josh]

Right? Why?

[Andrew]

You want to make a lot of money.

[Josh]

Sure. But, like, there's probably too much. You don't want to be relying on your poop all the time. But I am picking poop.

[Lily]

My taxes. My taxes are being done right now. I need poop to be gold because

[Josh]

I'm at a regular, regular amount for poop. All right.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I also, like, like Andrew said I can crank up my diet to make, like, you know, I'm late on a bill. You know, I want to go make, you know, I want a trip to Italy. Yeah, I'm taking a trip. Get some. I'm getting some Miralax. I'm going to Chick Fil A getting a spicy sandwich. I'm getting some hot wings. Super spicy.

[Lily]

But you can't salivate to eat, which was my hang up at first. I'm like, how do you eat enough to poop if you're not salivating?

[Andrew]

It sounds like there's no consequences.

[Josh]

There's tablets for that.

[Lily]

I was just like. But like, I'd, you know, water, eat wet.

[Andy]

It should be. It should Be whatever you choose. The other things are hindered.

[Andrew]

That's hindered.

[Andy]

And the sensation is terrible. Like, if. If you like, then it feels like you have to pee all the time.

[Josh]

Or if you pee, it's like an air horn going off the whole time. So it's like. It's an inconvenience.

[Andrew]

Yeah, I agree with you. That's what I was trying to get to with Alan.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

The fact that he's picking saliva is.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's a bad choice.

[Josh]

I worry for Chelsea at this point.

[Andrew]

What's happening?

[Josh]

Yeah, she's drowning.

[Andrew]

I'm picking pee, obviously. Like, it's all just drinking coconut water and pee all day long and coffee and stuff.

[Andy]

Who doesn't that beat?

[Josh]

Oh, oh, oh. Saliva.

[Andy]

Hey, Andrew. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a real.

[Josh]

And he's a papa daddy.

[Andrew]

Andrew.

[Josh]

Give us a real, please. Even now.

[Lily]

All right, I'm gonna send it, and as soon as it gets there, we need to hit play. It doesn't matter if it's off. Okay, so this is in regards to running. This is why I don't run. Okay.

[Josh]

Instagram tick.

[Lily]

It's getting texted. I just. You got. The thumbnail gives it away. So hit play as soon as it's there.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[Josh]

I got nothing yet. There we go. Three, two.

[Andy]

There's no audio. I already hit play.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lily]

Andrew.

[Andrew]

Is that his toenail?

[Lily]

Oh, that's more than his toenail.

[Andy]

That's his bone.

[Lily]

No, that's his. That's the entire. That's all of the skin around his toe.

[Josh]

That's his bone.

[Andy]

That was a little bone. Oh, man, that's disgusting.

[Lily]

If you're running so much that that's happening to your body, it's not good for you.

[Andrew]

No, it's not good.

[Josh]

It's like a circumcision for adult. Yeah.

[Andrew]

My guy. Yuck.

[Andy]

Don't do.

[Josh]

You're shedding at that point.

[Andrew]

Yeah, dude, the other day.

[Josh]

You're a snake.

[Andrew]

I pulled off Jean's toenail. It just, like, I was just gonna cut it, and the whole thing came off, and I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Did that hurt you? She was like, no. What? She had no idea, dude.

[Josh]

That happened to me two weeks ago. One of my toenails, literally, just, like, my middle one just, like, completely ripped off, and it didn't hurt at all.

[Andy]

I don't know why, but my grandma has, like, no toenails, and it freaks. It's always freaking bad.

[Lily]

Like, on any toe, pretty much.

[Josh]

Oh, that's weird.

[Andy]

She Would always like, no, I don't know what's up? She would always take her shoes off

[Lily]

and be like,

[Josh]

what would that look like? What are the points of nails?

[Lily]

They've. They've actually done, like, studies and tests. Apparently it has something to do with balance. Like, it helps you, like, find the end and find the edge.

[Josh]

I guess it makes sense. That would be terrifying.

[Andrew]

And if, like, evolution is correct, probably for scratching with.

[Josh]

Yeah. At least clawing.

[Andy]

Getting into things like bananas.

[Josh]

Like what? Bananas and kiwis.

[Andrew]

You need them. You need them for a lot of stuff.

[Lily]

You need to break over picking your nose.

[Andy]

Pistachio nut.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Lily]

I have shout out the coleslaw with pistachios. That was a fun surprise.

[Andrew]

Is that a little cabbage salad?

[Josh]

Yep, cabbage salad. Get out of here. I know that voice. Look at the. Look what I just sent you guys.

[Andy]

Oh, what Is that real?

[Andrew]

It's like Kyle XY or something.

[Josh]

He's got no belly button, no fingers like this.

[Andy]

I feel the. The fingernails help your fingers, I feel, like, from hurting.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. Imagine getting your finger pinch without a toe. Without a fingernail.

[Andy]

That's so funny. Why is that so funny?

[Andrew]

What's hurting them?

[Andy]

Just the nerves that are probably up under there.

[Josh]

Imagine getting your finger pinched in, like, a door frame or something. Without a fingernail. I would hurt probably so much.

[Andy]

This at the top of this finger. That's where I got the tip chopped off from the joiner.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And I would imagine that is the same sensation from under your fingernails. And it hurts every time I bump it.

[Andrew]

Oh, see?

[Andy]

But every time I bump it or hurt.

[Josh]

That being every time I bump it.

[Andy]

Every time I bump it.

[Josh]

Every time I bump it.

[Lily]

Did you ever use the skimboard? You ever get your foot got by a skim board?

[Josh]

That's.

[Lily]

That's a unique type of heck, yeah. I had my board come back in a wave, and underneath my big toe, I was trying to, like, get my foot out of the way. And I mean, it hit the nail perfect. And literally flipped the nail to toe.

[Andrew]

Do you guys ever get pedicures? Have you ever gotten one?

[Josh]

I just got one for Valentine's Day with Demi.

[Andrew]

What do you think?

[Josh]

My toe. I mean, I've had them before. My toenails are painted right now because of it. Because of Demi. She's like, you're going to get your nail painted too, right? I said, didn't plan on it. She said. And then she grabs the nail polish and says, what color this one? They. They're like teal blue and Then Zola felt left out, so she painted my big toes pink.

[Andy]

This is like the opposite conversation. Would you cut it out? You need to stop.

[Josh]

What are you doing?

[Andy]

This is.

[Andrew]

I'm getting it back from this morning. This morning, he was a growl.

[Josh]

Tell me. Growl. Tell me what happened. Let Lily tell the story, and then you can come back.

[Andrew]

He's like, nobody's listening to me. And he's like, no, there's no sense of urgency with anything because Anna lost her school shoe. Yeah, she only had one school shoe. We couldn't find the other one. And I'm in there putting my shoes on. I'm getting ready to go out the door, and Josh is like, can somebody help me go look for these shoes. Where's the shoe at?

[Lily]

So just to understand this correctly, he's concerned for the family, and you're in your own world just worrying about yourself.

[Andrew]

Slow down a minute, though.

[Josh]

I agree with this, because you're on a plane saying, the oxygen mask is first for you, and then you help.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Andrew]

We also do this trading thing. So I woke up and got the. It's just fine. This is our system, okay? Got the girls to go to the bathroom, got the girls dressed, made the lunch every morning. It's not every morning. Sometimes we swap.

[Josh]

Hey, Josh, let's. Let's let her speak.

[Andrew]

Made the breakfast, made the lunch. And then I'm like, I'm gonna go get ready now. And Josh is shoe guy. Yeah, he's shoe guy.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Andrew]

The shoe's missing.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andrew]

So he can't really operate with that. Right. And he's like, what are we gonna do? Everyone stop what you're doing and look for this shoe. Where's the sense of urgency? Ada's playing with her walkie talkie on the couch, and she's just like, it's missing. I don't know where it is.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

And he's like, can I go look for this shoe right now?

[Josh]

Did you. Did you communicate that, what you were doing while he was doing this?

[Andrew]

Yeah, I said, I'm putting my shoes on.

[Andy]

She didn't say that.

[Andrew]

I said, I'm in here. I'm putting my shoes on.

[Lily]

You said, there's a system, and you guys switch.

[Andy]

What is part of getting dressed?

[Lily]

At what point in the day did you communicate that you had made the switch for today?

[Andrew]

We didn't even say a single word to it. Did you notice that? We didn't even. We were two ships passing this morning. We didn't even say a single word to one another.

[Andy]

Yeah, we're just in flow roommate mode. Just. No, stop.

[Josh]

Anyways, now, let's now see your side.

[Andy]

Yep. Yeah. I am trying to get the girls ready, and Lily's getting ready, so I'm trying to get the. The filler ins. Like, get everything compiled because we usually leave the house at 7:45 is when we leave.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

No later.

[Andy]

No. She has to be at school at 8 o'.

[Lily]

Clock.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Andy]

They're pretty strict about that. 7:45. It is 7:41. And there is just one shoe. I said, where's your other shoe? And she's like, I don't know. I said, well, let's look for it. And she's like, okay. And then she just sits down, she starts playing with her walkie talkie, and it's just. It's truly the most annoying thing ever. I said, ada, can you please help me look? And she's like, yeah. And she's playing with it. I said, bloop.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I said, you get this back after you find your shoe. She goes into Lily. She's crying to Lily, dad took my walkie talkie away. Lily gets mad at me, Josh, why'd you take it away?

[Andrew]

I said, I didn't. I never said that. I don't care about the walkie talkie. I said, take a breath.

[Andy]

That's.

[Lily]

That's.

[Andy]

That's actually honestly worse.

[Lily]

You tell that to me, I'm immediately losing.

[Andrew]

But it's because he's going like this.

[Andy]

I'm not. I'm literally.

[Josh]

It's a passionate father. She says, take a breath. You get one. Calm down today. Okay.

[Lily]

I like that. I like that later today you get

[Josh]

to tell her to calm down at least once.

[Andy]

All right. Yeah. Anyways, we never found the shoe, so

[Andrew]

she went to school in High Top and get there. And we also didn't have her backpack.

[Josh]

Interesting. Hey, do you think you could have done anything different today?

[Andrew]

I drew her a map of the United States of America.

[Josh]

How was that helpful for you? For the problem. For the problem that you guys had this morning. Now, anywhere on this map, where is your shoe? Can you point to your shoe so

[Andrew]

that she could show her friends? I even drew an airplane going from Florida, Orlando to San Diego.

[Andy]

That's great.

[Josh]

That's great. Still couldn't find the shoe and couldn't help your husband. Interesting.

[Andy]

Did you guys hear about the Gulf Stream?

[Josh]

I didn't. I did not hear about the Gulf Stream. That's with me every time I pee into the ocean on the East Coast. West Coast.

[Lily]

West coast, yeah. Yeah.

[Andy]

It's not good news. Oh, what do you mean the Gulf Stream is collapsing.

[Josh]

Where's the Gulf Stream?

[Andy]

What do you think?

[Josh]

I don't know. The Gulf touches a lot of places.

[Andy]

So it's, it's the stream. It's like one of the major streams. Tide flows in the world. And basically what it does goes in, goes around the Gulf, shoots up around the east coast of America.

[Josh]

Current.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

That pushes all the way to Europe.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

That's how everything works. Rain, weather. That's why Europe has weather changes is because of the Gulf Stream.

[Lily]

Even like marine life.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Lily]

Everything very dependent on that.

[Andy]

It's collapsing.

[Lily]

How?

[Andy]

It's the weakest it's been in 1600 years.

[Andrew]

Oh, no.

[Andy]

Scientists are blaming it on emissions, which I don't necessarily buy.

[Josh]

Thanks, Taylor.

[Andy]

I don't know though. What do I know? But yes. So they're saying that it could happen completely stop its current route, the Gulf stream, in 10 to 20 years. And they're saying if this doesn't stop by 2060, it would be irreversible. It's like, oh, well, what's the big deal of that? Everything's a big deal.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

That means that would plunge Europe into basically being freezing all the time. Like they're. Their average temperature would drop 15 degrees.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Andy]

Which is very significant.

[Josh]

Crazy.

[Andy]

And they said that. So 15 degrees east coast. Basically what it would do since it would break up. All that hot water would just accumulate on the east coast of America, which would be prime hurricane for hurricane. Devastating hurricanes. Like constant hurricanes. Yeah.

[Lily]

But maybe that's the reset because then we'd get like the, you know, the whole floodwaters or whatever from like the whole southern part of the state that's been dammed up. Like maybe it needs a few hurricanes to rip through so it can actually flow out in a healthy way again. Everglades.

[Andy]

But they're saying that it would like, it would. This would be the beginning of throwing the entire world into another ice age. Because the last ice age. Ice age. Because the last time this, that they speculated the last time the Gulf Stream stopped for working flowing was 13,000 years ago. And that was put the world in a thousand year freeze.

[Lily]

Whoa.

[Andy]

So it just, it dysregulates everything.

[Lily]

For the amount of crap we get as a state, we're literally potentially like savior of the world.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

In regards to climate, Florida is pretty important.

[Andrew]

What do we do to save this thing?

[Andy]

You just stop pooping.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Stop driving your car.

[Josh]

Does this mean we have to stop flying the private jet that we Own.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Dang it.

[Andy]

But Iceland has declared it a national emergency.

[Andrew]

Cool.

[Josh]

Yeah. What do they know?

[Andy]

Not a lot.

[Josh]

A national emergency.

[Andy]

National emergency for Iceland. Because goes shoots up by Iceland, this Gulf Stream.

[Josh]

They're like, listen, we get cold. You don't want it.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You don't want it to get colder. I mean, that would be good AC for the Brits.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So, I mean, get what you asked for anyways.

[Andy]

It's a terrible thing if it happens.

[Josh]

That'll be crazy. But, I mean, it's gonna be a lot of work.

[Andy]

I don't know how they can necessarily blame it on emissions.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But that doesn't make sense to me.

[Andy]

Did you hear there's a study that came out that. I'm totally gonna butcher this. But during COVID no one was driving, like, in, like, around the world. Like, it was very minimal.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So emissions actually went down. But what it did was plant life and stuff started dying quicker because it was carbon monoxide.

[Andrew]

And trees and stuff.

[Andy]

It's the carbon monoxide stuff. It creates this part of the ozone layer that.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Basically life feeds off of. So it's like. It's like the earth is just. It's adapted to.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

All the emissions that are in the air. I'm not saying that emissions are always great, but. Yeah. So I don't know. It seems like if you cut off emissions, it actually would do more harm.

[Lily]

I don't know.

[Josh]

So more missions.

[Andy]

Mormons.

[Josh]

So more Mormon missions. Mormon missions. Mormons. You could save the world right now.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Lily]

Hello.

[Josh]

Where's your mission to. Oh, the Gulf stream.

[Andy]

Yeah. So everyone be on the lookout for that.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Considering I didn't know the Gulf stream exists until five minutes ago, but.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's wild.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I'll get to the bottom of it.

[Andrew]

I hear something else about nature.

[Josh]

Please.

[Andrew]

Civil war.

[Josh]

Good breath.

[Andrew]

Have you ever heard of the angels glow?

[Josh]

No.

[Andy]

I mean, that's what they call my look in the morning as soon as I wake up.

[Andrew]

That is what you look like at the 1862 Battle of Shiloh. You know, like everybody in the Civil War, like, all the soldiers and stuff, the biggest cause of death was like, infection.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Following their injuries.

[Andy]

Right.

[Andrew]

There were these dudes that were living, surviving, specifically at this battle. Like, they would see their wounds. They're like, they're a goner. But they were living because they were sitting in the mud. Okay. Which you would think, no go. Angel's glow is a bioluminescent cold loving bacteria. So it glows. So these Dudes, these soldiers were having these, like, huge wounds that were glowing in the night.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Andrew]

Like neon.

[Josh]

That's terrifying.

[Andrew]

And what it does is they live inside parasitic nematodes that crawl into your wound, and it releases antimicrobial compounds that kill all pathogens. So they weren't getting any, like, gangrene or anything like that? Well, really saving their lives.

[Andy]

Was it primarily people that were, like, along the coast? Because at that. That stuff, the bioluminescent stuff, is, like,

[Andrew]

all in the ocean, right?

[Andy]

All up in the ocean.

[Andrew]

Well, this was the Battle of Shiloh.

[Andy]

Where was that?

[Andrew]

Where is that?

[Andy]

I don't know, actually. It was a question, but it was in the Battle of Shiloh.

[Josh]

So Shiloh, also, I'm using. I'm 100 using that as an insult now. A parasitic nematode.

[Lily]

Southwest Tennessee.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

But they got, like, glow worms and caves. So true.

[Josh]

There's a. There's the ocean.

[Andrew]

Can you imagine? You think death is near and your wounds start glowing.

[Andy]

That's crazy.

[Andrew]

Crazy.

[Josh]

Dude.

[Andrew]

They lived.

[Andy]

They called it the angel glow.

[Josh]

Glow in the dark battles and back in the day would have been gnarly. Just seeing this, like, glowing dots of running towards you in the night.

[Lily]

That would be crazy.

[Josh]

That would be fun. Very cool. Where'd you learn about that?

[Andrew]

Google.

[Josh]

Google giggle.

[Andy]

Speaking of angel glow, do you want to hear about my recent EMDR experience?

[Andrew]

Yes. Tell everyone.

[Josh]

This is wild. Is it wild?

[Andy]

It's pretty crazy. Good.

[Lily]

Way bad. Way great.

[Andy]

Way amazing.

[Josh]

Miraculous Josh came in. He was like, I don't think I'm nervous at all about the flight to California. He's like, I think my anxiety's gone. I think so what?

[Andy]

I mean, at least of what it was.

[Josh]

Yeah, for sure.

[Andy]

So, yeah, I've been doing this EMDR session. People that have been watching, it's the. The eye movement thing where it basically activates the rim in your brain. And then you, like, you. You start off with, like, a memory of, like, a panic attack or something. You do. Geez. You do the emdr.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You go back. You're basically just trying to reroute your pathways to where you're like, you're safe.

[Andrew]

Yeah. Like, you kind of, like, experience the trauma again in a safe environment and rewrite your perception of it.

[Lily]

Right, Right.

[Andy]

So I was doing it, and this was last week, and I'm like, dude, I'm just. I'm so nervous about this flight. Like, really terrified. And I'm like. And so we did it. It was the longest EMDR session we've done yet. It was like 45 minutes, which typically we do it for like 10 minutes

[Andrew]

or something, which is something like, for people that are interested. You build up to like, you have to like, prepare your brain for it and practice. And you've been doing this for a few months now, but it's also a short term project. Like, basically you're not meant to be in EMDR therapy for years and years.

[Lily]

Yeah, it's a rewrite.

[Andy]

Yeah. So I was doing it and we're just going through it. And like, when you do it, it activates the right part of your brain, which is like basically like where your dreams live and stuff. But when you're doing it, I mean, you're. You're feeling all the physical symptoms of like a panic attack. So my, my head, like, for me, like, my head feels like it's squeezing, closing in. Vision gets blurry, like kind of senses are heightened, you know, Brightness.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Hands are sweaty. Chest is super tight. I'm talking about that. And just kept on going. Oh, my God. And I'm like, literally trying to find every way to get out of this. Feeling trapped on this plane.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And I'm like. Because I used to not feel this way. I'm like. But now it's like, as soon I'm just envisioning that door shutting is like. Like I'm stuck. Yeah. Freaking me out. Like, really freaking me out.

[Lily]

I get it.

[Andy]

And then I'm like just going through. And like, it's almost like you can feel your brain trying to like, find like a solution. Yeah. And so I'm like, well, everyone. Everyone's trapped on the plane.

[Lily]

Yep.

[Andy]

It's not just me, but I'm like, that actually doesn't help at all. And it's like. So I'm like going through this.

[Josh]

We're all trapped.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We're all going to die.

[Andy]

We're about halfway through. And then I felt my head ease up and then it just like was in my chest.

[Lily]

And I. He's.

[Andy]

He said, because he asked you, like, what are you feeling? I explained it is. Okay. Yeah, just go with that. Going with it. Completely focused on the plane.

[Lily]

Yep.

[Andy]

And then all of a sudden I envisioned my anxiety being in my blood. Like it was. I'm like, oh, this is where my anxiety lives. It's like just every morsel in my body is this anxiety. And then this is where it gets weird. This is where it tripped me out. I instantly went from it being in my blood to it formed into a ball that went outside of me and was like a Leech creature attached to my neck, right here, right behind my ear. And I'm like. I'm like, I don't understand this. I'm like, it's. It's a ball, but it's like a leech. It's like a creature, like a demon creature that's, like, on my neck. I can see it. Yep. And then it gets weirder.

[Lily]

New T shirt coming here.

[Josh]

It reminds me of. You remember the boil from Fairy Godparents? The kid that talked to him? That's the first thing.

[Andy]

But so I was there, and then I envisioned truly an angel standing right beside me in my kitchen, holding a sword, like, ready to chop the thing off. And I'm like. Then I'm like, my brain started going like, well, wait, I can't. It can't just leave me. Like, because it's just. It's been like a part of me. It's gonna come back. Like, it's. It's not. It's not that easy.

[Lily]

Sure.

[Andy]

And it was just like this battle, but those angels stand there with the sword. And then I envisioned myself on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Mind you, I was just thinking about being on a plane. Now there's a leech creature on my neck, and I'm standing on a cliffside looking at the ocean. I grabbed this thing and I'm screaming and I rip it off and I threw it. And as soon as I threw it, I mean, just light surrounded me, and the intense relief that I felt, I started audibly in front of this guy, weeping, like, crying, crying.

[Lily]

Ocean Floor by Audio Adrenaline playing in the background.

[Andy]

Insane. And then I, like, I saw Jesus, and I was literally holding onto his feet with my face down, weeping, crying. And I'm just like, this thing has been oppressing me for two years. And I thought it was just a part of me, but it was this, like, demonic weird. And like, I don't. I hate over spiritualizing stuff, but the way that it felt coming out of me, it felt like a creature, like a demonic thing that was, like, just had its claws in me. And it was, like, constantly, like, making me fear things and, like, just afraid of everything. And it's like, God is not a God of anxiety.

[Lily]

Yep.

[Andy]

He's got of peace and joy and love. And then when that thing left, that entire sensation of, like, God's presence was there. And, like, I'm just, like, crying so hard. I'm like this. I'm like, what the heck? And my guy's like, yeah, that's. That's crazy. He said that's I mean, he's like, I've seen stuff like this. He's like, but you've seen this spiritual aspect of. He's like, that's huge. It's insane.

[Lily]

Success, Success.

[Andy]

And he's like, have you ever read. This Is Where It Gets Crazy Too? He said, have you ever read the book the great divorce by C.S. lewis? I'm like, I don't think so. Like, if I did, I completely forget everything about it. He's like, I'm going to send you a clip or

[Lily]

story.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Excerpt from the Great Divorce. And so he sent it to me. And so I came into the office and I was reading it, and I could be messing this up, but the story is like, these people, they die and they go to hell, and God allows them to come to heaven. But it's like this journey of being in heaven. But when they're in heaven, they're like ghostly beings. They're not fully in the presence of God. They're like ghosts. They're like, it can't. It's not clicking for them. And this one ghost, this story is called, like, the. The Little Red Lizard or something.

[Josh]

The Whispering Lizard.

[Andy]

The Whispering Lizard. And this lizard was on this ghost's shoulder, and it was constantly whispering and getting in his dreams and making him afraid and not living in the full glory of God. And this thing just kept on talking. It was annoying him, and it hurt him. And there's an angel there. And the angel says, I can get that thing to stop talking. And he said, that would be great. He said, but I'll have to kill it. And the guy instantly was like, whoa, whoa. Well, don't kill it. He's like. He's like, no. He's like, I can get it to be quiet. He's like, look, it's actually asleep right now. It's not bothering me. And, like. And then the lizard is going back and forth, and the angel's like, like, will you let me kill it? Will you let me kill it? I was like, no. And it was like this, like, this turmoil thing. And then the lizard, like, woke up and said, like, hey. He's like, don't let. Don't let him kill me. He's like, he doesn't know what he's doing. Like, I'll be good to you. Like, I'll actually. I'll give you good dreams now. And, like, I'll. I'm here to, like, help you and stuff like that. He's like, yeah, see? And it's like this back and forth and the angel. All the angel kept on saying is, will you let me kill it? He said, because I can't kill it without you giving me permission to kill it. And then it finally got to. The guy's like, okay, just get it over with. He's like, and then the angel chopped it off. The guy screamed in pain because of how painful it was to remove it, but then instantly was transformed into a heavenly being. And this lizard that was a demon died and then transformed into this horse. And this man got on this horse, and they, like, rode off into heaven. And I read that. I'm like, what the freak man?

[Lily]

Makes you wonder what C.S. lewis was on.

[Andrew]

That's what I was saying, too. Yeah. Like, what. What kind of revelation did C.S. lewis have?

[Lily]

And that's awesome.

[Andy]

Yeah. So that was the. The EMDR experience. And, like, I. Truthfully, it's like my eyes have changed. Like, really? Because before, it was like, I would analyze absolutely everything. Like, driving, coming into a room. Like, what could go wrong? Can I get out? And since then, I really have not felt that way. Now, I'm not saying that it can't come back, but it's like, now I can visualize what it actually is. You know what I'm saying?

[Lily]

I mean, you seem like Schmeagle minus Gollum. Or Gollum minus Schmeagle. Wait, which is it? I mean, that's the vibe.

[Andrew]

But you said that thing, too, about in Scripture where it talks about, like, when you cast a demon away, fill the home.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Andrew]

So that seven more don't come back. And so that's. That's where we're at.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Filling our home.

[Josh]

Look at the pictures I sent you. That's imagery from, like, the illustration of the stories and stuff from, like, the past years.

[Andy]

Wow.

[Andrew]

Oh, my gosh. Wow.

[Andy]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Lily]

Dude, where was your hair snatched back in the day?

[Andy]

Where was it snatched? Yeah.

[Andrew]

Oh, like, from the Santeria guy.

[Lily]

I don't know.

[Andy]

I kind of. It was in the back. I don't. I don't remember where.

[Lily]

Just, like, the exact spot. Yeah.

[Andy]

But anyways, I mean, like, awesome people that question emdr. It's an amazing therapy. It's not. It's nothing spooky. It's not like.

[Josh]

It's not meant for everyone either, you know? Like, it's.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

And you're not hallucinating either. Like, you're very much aware, but you're able to activate that, like, dream state. So you have vivid pictures in your mind.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Lily]

I mean, I was telling. I don't know if I told you guys, but one of the podcasts Hardy was on, he was talking about his bus accident where he couldn't even get back on the road, and he got on emdr. That's how he got back on tour. Like, had some panic attacks, and then that's what cleared his head.

[Andrew]

So Miley Cyrus did it, too. That's how I heard about it was through Miley Cyrus. We're friends.

[Lily]

I was believing the success of all of it, but that terrifies me.

[Josh]

I want to do it, but scared now. I know I want to do it,

[Andy]

but I'm scared it could be really intense.

[Lily]

I still want Andy to do acupuncture, because I think that he was just

[Josh]

trying to talk me into that this week.

[Andy]

Yeah, bro.

[Lily]

Just Patreon.

[Josh]

Hey, let's get her to sponsor us. We'll vlog it, because I'm very anti it. So it'd be like, if you made me a believer, it would be big. I would be honest.

[Andy]

You just don't trust your friend's word.

[Josh]

I. I do. I do, but it's also a financial commitment, and I'm not sure I want

[Lily]

to do that commitment.

[Andrew]

What's hurting you?

[Lily]

I go, like, whenever something hurts, I go in for, like, one session. And if you go, like, committedly, you do maintain, you know, you're better. But if you got, like, one thing that's a little out and she can put it back, like, you're a healthy dude, so you're, like, being aligned and being that one muscle or one area,

[Andy]

you just need to go get your chakra aligned, dude. Yeah, dude.

[Josh]

I don't believe. I don't trust Andrew because he just called me a healthy dude. You just lost all credibility.

[Andy]

Oh, that's true. Speaking of healthy dude, Jim Carrey.

[Josh]

Oh, man.

[Andrew]

I know, I know, dude.

[Josh]

I showed it. I showed the video of him recently to Kelse this weekend.

[Lily]

It's not.

[Josh]

She's like, that's not him. Right? Like, this is a person that doesn't.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Pay attention to this stuff like that at all. I'm like, it's not. It does not seem like the same dude.

[Lily]

All right, listen. Like, what are the reasons we know that this is not the same dude? I know everyone talks about the eyes.

[Andy]

The eyes are the biggest thing.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

So he didn't just do plastic surgery. You guys are alleging that it's a completely different person.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

People are saying it's not like plastic surgery. They say it's probably a lot of Botox because he's Very puffy and, like, very, like, bulgy.

[Andy]

But his eyes are different.

[Lily]

His eyes are a different.

[Josh]

Seems very different. That's the one thing.

[Andy]

Personalities seem different. Different too.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Very, like, soft spoken.

[Josh]

Especially since he started coming out about the Illuminati and stuff and saying, I'm retired and if I ever come out of retirement, it's not me. He said that? Yeah, he said that in Jimmy Kimmel.

[Andy]

This is.

[Josh]

This is weird.

[Lily]

This is why I'm. I'm. I'm fully in that. That's not him. The dude made his career as an actor with his insane ability to manipulate his face. Like one of the best, if not the best.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Lily]

And then you're telling me the dude is going to do something that everybody knows erases the ability to emote. People are like, I'm sad. You just can't see it because I've done a lot of Botox.

[Josh]

But he's also gone through a lot of weird spiritual stuff where he's saying, like, that he was playing that character of Jim Carrey his whole life and he was kind of, like, done with it. And so, like, I imagine, like, now the real crisis stuff and finding yourself, and I. I get it. But then it's also. It's very strange. We know Hollywood's weird. We know we. They do a bunch of weird things. And so it just makes it seem like there's a lot of. There's. There's a big conspiracy that. That's not him. It was some dude in a mask.

[Lily]

I don't think. I don't think that some.

[Andy]

Some people are speculating. Well, someone made a fake trailer, which totally got me. And he's like, it's a. I'm like, is it you watching? You're like, oh, that is.

[Lily]

I hate that that happens.

[Andy]

But I mean, I just sent it. It's.

[Josh]

It's creepy.

[Andy]

Yeah. I'll just play it real quick. Do I have your attention now?

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

We don't know if it's fake, but he looks younger than that. And it does look like the. There's something with the eye movement that looks. Took a little glitch, but there's this one guy on Instagram claiming that it was him and he's this very famous makeup artist.

[Andrew]

Oh.

[Andy]

But the mass picture, it's clearly an AI picture, which I.

[Josh]

This is crazy that we're living in this type of world, dude.

[Andy]

To me.

[Josh]

To me, this is.

[Andy]

It's too. It's. You can tell, but just by looking at it. It's AI but like, with The Eiffel Tower in the background and stuff. You're just like, okay, this is like way too on the nose green. Yeah.

[Andrew]

Oh my gosh.

[Andy]

But, yeah. I mean, there's. But people. Then this. This is just a continuation of this conspiracy people were talking about of body switching. Like the Selena Gomez thing.

[Josh]

I've literally swiped past everything on it because you told me you were going to talk about it. What is. This one is going on?

[Andy]

It's actually crazy. It's way too far fetched for me to fully get on board.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Andy]

Or even slightly get on board.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

But people, there's. There was a email that someone took a screenshot of. It was one of the financier emails. And there's really no context to it. All people are going off of was this line from this email that said, have we decided about Selena?

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

And so people are claiming that she was secretly replaced by a clone because she either died or was taken out. And people are speculating. One, this is a thing that she's replaced by this actress. I think she's an actress. Geena Davis.

[Josh]

Oh, the old classic. Yeah. Actress. Yeah. Gina Davis. Yeah.

[Andy]

Because a lot of her cadence and the way she talks, even her voice sounds very similar to Selena Gomez's voice right now.

[Josh]

Dude, this is wild.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Could you imagine, man? I mean, we got world leaders talking about becoming immortal. I mean, why is this a possibility?

[Andy]

Well, you know, it's weird. You know, it's always like there's. You kind of go back to some people, like celebrities that like. Especially child actors.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Like when they're. A lot of them are just absolutely crazy now.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Andy]

And a lot of them say really crazy stuff. Bizarre stuff. And it's like, is there some truth.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

In like what they're saying? Yeah. One of them is Orlando Brown. You know Orlando Brown?

[Andrew]

What does he say?

[Lily]

Wait, who's that? He says some crazy stuff.

[Josh]

That's so Raven.

[Andrew]

The brother, Corey, he's an high school musical too, Right.

[Andy]

I haven't watched it, but Orlando Brown, he's been on a couple podcasts just throwing out the wackiest stuff. But this was a good while before this whole Selena thing, this Jim Carrey thing. He talks about how the elites, they have figured out how to switch bodies.

[Lily]

So.

[Andy]

And he says they figure out how to exchange the soul in order to control the vessel.

[Andrew]

Oh, my word.

[Josh]

How do you do that, though? How do you do that?

[Andy]

It's weird, it's wacky. And I don't know if I believe that.

[Andrew]

Why would demons not be Able to teach someone.

[Andy]

But that's what you could go to.

[Josh]

Right.

[Andy]

It's like a demon can impersonate someone.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Or possess very easily.

[Andy]

I feel bad about Selena Gomez, though, because, I mean, she's probably completely. Not just herself and she's just had or.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Lily]

Allegedly, she got swapped in 2017, according to what I just googled. And that's why Bieber dropped lonely, because he knows what happened. And she's gone.

[Josh]

One last lonely girl. And also she married Benny Blanco, which is. A lot of people were like, we did not see that coming.

[Andrew]

Dude, did you see this stuff about, like, the Biscoff cheesecake being like the key word for the revolution? But he made a video about it.

[Josh]

Oh, interesting.

[Andrew]

He made a Biscoff's cheesecake video.

[Josh]

Very interesting.

[Andy]

In 2017, she was. She had a lupus.

[Josh]

Yeah, I remember.

[Andy]

And she had a.

[Andrew]

You have lupus forever.

[Andy]

She had a kidney transplant that year as well.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Andy]

So they're saying that she was switched during that time. But regardless of the Selena Gomez thing. The Jim Carrey thing.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Is wackadoo.

[Josh]

We're getting a lot of red flags.

[Andrew]

See the kidney transit. That's hardcore.

[Andy]

Yeah, it is hardcore. What did I say?

[Andrew]

No, I know. I'm just saying, like. And she's back at it or something. That's crazy. I mean, I know she took a break, but that's like a lifelong.

[Josh]

I don't think she performs anymore.

[Andrew]

She was in that show.

[Lily]

Yeah. Only murders.

[Josh]

I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, she's done singing, though, and she's done all that stuff, which is. Gina Davis was an actor, not a singer. Very strange. Very strange. And you know, going after Benny Blanco, considering your past boyfriend history, it's a very different change as well.

[Lily]

I can't do her voice, but it. It's become easier to mimic with the lack of movement.

[Josh]

Yeah. Hollywood's weird, man.

[Lily]

I know.

[Andrew]

So weird.

[Josh]

It's very, very strange. And also didn't. When didn't you say Jim Carrey's eyes were different? Yeah, the color. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

Because his eyes are typically like super brown. And these had some.

[Josh]

He was signing with his right hand, which everyone says Jim Carrey was a let all was always left handed.

[Andrew]

This is really spooky.

[Josh]

It is spooky. But also I'm gonna feel like a dingus if none of this is true. I just feel weird, like tabloid kind of stuff or if it's. But who. But that's. The whole thing is like the government Tries to make something so wacky that you seem insane for talking about it, but when reality, they're doing some even weirder stuff behind the scenes.

[Lily]

Less, like, ominous, though. I could see Hooper doing this if he just, like. He was like, I'm over being a character in front of people. And, like, let's say you come into a few million dollars that you don't need, and you're like, dude, you do me really well. I want you to go and just make the Internet lose their mind. So you're gonna pretend to be me

[Andrew]

at these events, and I'm just gonna go cruising also. Yeah.

[Josh]

You see those Jim Carrey, like, interviews where he was at, like. Like, the Oscars or something a couple years ago, and he was just like, this is all pointless. I try to find the most pointless thing I could come to, and I. Here I am. Well, and then he shows up, and he's, like, being super. He also messes up the Truman show line at the very end. Oh, just in case we don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night. And it's like, the line is, in case I don't see you. So, like, what's. Who's this we we're talking about?

[Andrew]

Who's we?

[Josh]

Who's we? Just because you're in France, We.

[Andy]

We.

[Josh]

I don't know, but it's weird.

[Andy]

That's weird.

[Josh]

Very strange.

[Lily]

We should do.

[Josh]

It's not my Jim Carrey.

[Lily]

We should do a podcast episode about Simulation Theory from where the Truman show was filmed. And that's why we go back to my home.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's true. I got to go there this summer.

[Andy]

But also, people are compiling all those clips, those interviews with Jim Carrey, you know, when he was on Jimmy Kimmel, he's like, talking about the Illuminati. Yeah, clip it.

[Josh]

Clip it. Everybody.

[Andy]

He knows what that is.

[Josh]

Everyone now knows that. You have. You're on record showing it now, huh?

[Andrew]

Who did that?

[Andy]

Jim Carrey did that. He's, like, talking about the Illuminati and Jimmy Kimmel, and now they're all part of it.

[Josh]

So Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey walks out. Jim Carrey walks out, does that to the whole crowd, and he keeps doing it. And then Jimmy Kimmel was like, why'd you do that? What is that? And he's like, don't act like you don't know what it is. We all know what it is. And. Yeah, and then Jimmy Kimmel ends up doing it at the end with him. So it's like, was there.

[Lily]

Was There more clear context to his comment about kidnapping children is not what great nations do.

[Josh]

I can't remember what the climate was.

[Lily]

That's. That's what I'm wondering. Like, we can paint that over what's going on now and make it. But I'm like, was there some, like.

[Josh]

I can't remember what the year and what. What show that was. It's very strange stuff, man.

[Andy]

The clip of it.

[Josh]

Hold on.

[Andy]

Why they always have to put music. The music, man. I'll have to show it on Patreon.

[Josh]

Everyone could Google it.

[Lily]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew]

Was that him being satirical or was it.

[Josh]

That's the thing. You don't know. Like, that he was. That was in his phase where he was very open and just being very, like, you know, just like. I don't know.

[Lily]

When did his sit on a beach in Hawaii event happen?

[Josh]

Long, long before that, I think.

[Andy]

So he's doing that side.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

Hold on.

[Andy]

Speed up a little.

[Josh]

It almost seems like a protest, like. Like a kind of. In a weird way, like, I'm very anti this.

[Lily]

Are you holding your thumb on the edge to fast forward like you. What it is?

[Andy]

You don't know what that is?

[Lily]

I have no idea.

[Andy]

You don't know. Jimmy Fallon doesn't know.

[Lily]

David Letterman doesn't know. We don't know.

[Andy]

All the comics and show business don't know.

[Lily]

But this is right. Laugh track. What is it? Come on, Jimmy, seriously. The time is up.

[Andy]

People are hip to this kind of stuff.

[Josh]

I. I'm here tonight to blow the

[Lily]

lid off it, to be the whistleblower.

[Andy]

I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies. It is the secret symbol of the luminati and you're a part of it.

[Lily]

And it is the Almighty.

[Andrew]

Are people really laughing?

[Josh]

They said it was edited. People claim it was edited. There's been people that said, like, I was there that night. No one was laughing. Everyone thought it was just like, we're waiting for the punchline kind of thing.

[Andy]

So he goes on about it.

[Josh]

Weird.

[Andrew]

That is so cringe and spooky.

[Josh]

Yeah, right. I mean, it just makes you wonder. It makes you feel like a wacko for, like, falling into it. Like, oh, this is real. But then it's also like, who knows, man? We don't know.

[Andrew]

Possible to discern.

[Andy]

Hold on. Let me send you this video real quick. This is better than the pictures of showing how different Jim Carrey looks.

[Josh]

Definitely not my.

[Andy]

We'll move on after this, but.

[Andrew]

And I made mistakes.

[Josh]

All right.

[Andrew]

Scary.

[Josh]

Ready?

[Andy]

It has music to it.

[Lily]

So I'm retiring.

[Josh]

But no. Yeah. That whole line about the weirdest face I. The weirdest face I like is the one I'm wearing right now. And he like looks around. It's like, what are you.

[Andy]

Dude, you know, what if this is a fun route to go down? What if this is all just guerrilla marketing for the new like a new mask movie coming out?

[Lily]

Oh, shoot.

[Josh]

Or like sonic the hedgehog 4. That would be amazing.

[Andy]

The mask thing would make sense so. Because they're like, that looks like a mask. It looks like someone's wearing a mask.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And especially maybe they teamed up with that makeup artist guy to like pretend there was a mask. And like he's not answering questions, he's acting all different. And it's like, that'd be cool.

[Josh]

I don't think that's true though. I mean I, I would love that. But I just. That's a sad thing. It's like. Yeah, I just think he's done with that kind of. Those kind of movies now and I think something's really like happened within him that he doesn't. He's just not the same person.

[Andy]

It's weird what Hollywood does to people.

[Josh]

It's crazy. I mean people talk about it all the time just how like that LA curse, man. It's just something about. I mean we talk about all those times about certain areas just being super heavy in that way.

[Andy]

Like the throne of Satan, you know, it's a lot.

[Josh]

Good thing we're going there this week.

[Andy]

I know, it's crazy.

[Andrew]

We're not going to la.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

We're going to San Diego. Santiago.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Lily]

So you guys are gonna surf and I'm not and it makes me sad.

[Andrew]

We're not surfing. Nobody's surfing.

[Lily]

No. Me and Andy. Might I just. I just shout out Skyler. I just talked to him and he said there's a sand bottom slow wave spot and he said their surf school runs Saturday. So if you guys want to do it on Saturdays or, or another time, we'll get you suits and boards.

[Andy]

We had to do it another time because we're speaking on Saturday.

[Lily]

Is it Saturday?

[Josh]

An hour?

[Andy]

No, it's an all day thing. They said it's 12 hours. Speaking for 12 hours.

[Lily]

But anyways, I hope you guys frickin score absolutely fine.

[Andrew]

Do you have fomo?

[Lily]

A little bit. I was, I'm really. I was really excited. So KB is going to be there and when I was a youth pastor, I used his music kind of help my church and kids in my community kind of like bridge A gap. So he was. He was on it and was excited to hang out with him. And then Wes Huff's just killing it.

[Andrew]

Amazing. Yeah.

[Lily]

And so Katie might.

[Josh]

Come on. We. We were talking with his buddy, so we're hoping we're gonna make that happen. But also Jake's gonna be there, the singer. And I told Ruslan. I'm like, please tell Jake that I've told my girls that I'm best friends with Jake so we can take a picture or something because they would love that.

[Andy]

This is a weird thing to complain about because we're so blessed to be even going to this Bless God Summit conference circle. But our Airbnb just found out it costs. I asked. They have a pool. The whole reason we're bringing the kids.

[Josh]

We want the kids.

[Andrew]

Like the sickest pool. We picked the Airbnb with the sickest pool. On purpose.

[Andy]

Yeah. And it turns out the water temperature is like 68 degrees. If you don't heat the pool, it's like, oh, cool, let's heat the pool.

[Andrew]

Yeah, go ahead and heat it.

[Andy]

He's like, it costs 250 bucks a day to heat this pool. And you're like, well, what?

[Josh]

What?

[Andy]

And I looked it up. Sure enough, California utilities are netso. Especially if it's a gas heated pool. It costs 250 a day to heat it.

[Josh]

That's crazy town.

[Andy]

What are you doing? California.

[Josh]

Another reason. Another reason. California stinks.

[Andy]

Their weather is beautiful though.

[Andrew]

And I'm really excited. I'm like, over.

[Josh]

The people are awesome.

[Lily]

Apparently. It's going to be really good weather too.

[Andrew]

I know. Going to go to the San Diego Zoo. I've been sending stuff to you guys. There's a rabbit cafe.

[Josh]

That looks fun.

[Andy]

There's a kill your own rabbit cliffs down.

[Andrew]

I want to go to this one. The. The hike looks a little strenuous for a three and a five year old, but I think that we should try it because it takes you to like literally Ariel's Garado, basically.

[Lily]

I don't know what that is.

[Andy]

Do you ever get into the show? Travel the road?

[Josh]

Nope.

[Andy]

They've been around for quite a while.

[Josh]

I've never even heard of it.

[Andy]

It's these two dudes that. That was awesome. We used to watch it all the time growing up. Do you have to pee? 30 seconds.

[Josh]

You have 30 seconds. 30 seconds.

[Andy]

We had a pee break in the middle.

[Josh]

Yep.

[Lily]

We both didn't.

[Andy]

No.

[Josh]

I've never seen the show.

[Andy]

That's great. So these guys, I mean, they've been doing it for over 20 years now, I think.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

They. It's just these two dudes and they would just literally travel all around the world just doing. Teaching people about Christ. Like in Mongolia, like, I mean, everywhere. But they have a YouTube channel now. And they just went to the place in the Middle east where people speculate is a real Mount Sinai, where it's that mountain that's literally scorched on the top.

[Lily]

Cool.

[Andy]

But the connection with all the different biblical events being in that same area is nuts. Like the split rock of Horeb or whatever. I think that's what it's called where Moses hit the rock and it split and water came out. They go to that rock and it's like right in line. Or it's very close to Mount Sinai and you can't see it from there, but like from this rock, there's like dried riverbeds going down the valley where the Israelites would have been.

[Lily]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

And then by Mount Sinai, the altar to the golden calf, you're like, well, how would you know that? There's petroglyphs everywhere of cows.

[Josh]

Whoa.

[Andy]

Like ancient cows in. It's in Syria. And the Syrian government, the archaeologists and stuff, they said none of these petroglyphs exist anywhere else in Syria. It's only in this location where there's all these cats.

[Josh]

So they. You were keeping record of it. Wow.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

And then they go. And you can go to the base of Mount Sinai to where there's still remains of like where they corralled animals for sacrifices to God.

[Josh]

Oh, my goodness.

[Andy]

They went into the cave of Elijah, which is right by Mount Sinai. Really cool stuff. And no one was there.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Andy]

They're just by themselves hiking it.

[Josh]

That's incredible. You think that would be like a huge tourist spot.

[Andy]

Yeah. But they don't. They don't officially claim it as that because they've claimed where that monastery is and stuff. They always claim that is Mount Sinai. But a lot of evidence points to this other mountain being Mount Sinai.

[Josh]

Yeah. That makes. I wonder. Yeah. Why the mix up?

[Andy]

Especially because it's the only mountain to where the tip of it is. Literally looks like it was set on fire.

[Lily]

That's interesting.

[Andy]

Like they climbed up there and you would flip a rock over and it'd be burnt on this side and not burn on the other. Whoa.

[Josh]

How did. What's the name of that mountain?

[Andy]

I forget where.

[Josh]

Do you watch the Show?

[Andy]

It's on YouTube. Just type in Travel the Road. I think they say, like Gonor real Mount Sinai or something.

[Josh]

That sounds awesome, dude.

[Lily]

I started watching a travel show in the like two little 30 minute windows that I got holding Noah, letting him sleep. Super. Like no one knows about the show. It's this guy, he's a chef, Anthony Bourdain.

[Andy]

We were watching it last night too.

[Lily]

Dude, have you seen the Montana episode?

[Andy]

No.

[Lily]

Dude, there's. It starts out this guy almost rfk. He's like, look blind as heck and he's just like sitting in a field like no teeth. Just looks insane. Turns out he's like one of the most like well known, like poets and all this stuff.

[Andrew]

He.

[Lily]

What's the. The Montana movie that you love?

[Andy]

Legends of the Fall?

[Lily]

Yeah, he wrote it.

[Andy]

No way.

[Lily]

But Anthony Berdain's episode starts out with this guy reflecting on what it is to be like in Montana and why that. But I was like, I gotta freaking tell Josh to watch this episode. They're moving it all in. Like it used to exist on YouTube, like low res, you know what I mean? It's on YouTube now, full res. Definitely need to watch that. But it made. It made me like. I was like, I want to go back to Montana.

[Andy]

Yeah, you're probably going this summer, right?

[Josh]

We're definitely going. Yeah, we have to. Yeah, there was a. I saw a clip. I didn't watch it, but I was going to send it to you. Anthony Bourdain and Joe Rogan went hunting together there.

[Lily]

Oh, yeah, I watched that.

[Josh]

I haven't seen that one.

[Lily]

Bird hunting.

[Josh]

I can't remember. Yeah, I just saw the thumbnail. I was like, that's pretty cool.

[Lily]

Yep.

[Andy]

It's.

[Lily]

It's less about any of the things in the thumbnail. Yeah, I watched that one too. It's. It's entertaining, but it's.

[Andy]

You guys realize how quiet it is in here without Lily?

[Lily]

It's.

[Josh]

It's nice, right?

[Andy]

It's kind of nice.

[Josh]

Does she breathe kind of cool?

[Lily]

Does she breathe loud?

[Andy]

I don't know. It's. Maybe it's just her presence.

[Josh]

I think it's just. Yeah, I think it's just a lot.

[Lily]

A lot of energy. Yeah.

[Andy]

Anyways, there she is.

[Josh]

All good things. All good things.

[Andy]

Really loud in here.

[Josh]

Can you turn my head?

[Andy]

I think that leech is back.

[Josh]

Anybody here? Whispering lizard?

[Andrew]

I will say I just scared Connor Byers so bad. He was coming out of Taylor's office and I said, hello. And he was like,

[Josh]

you're gonna be the worst ghost of all time.

[Andy]

Oh, speaking of ghosts, you better ghost

[Josh]

to patreon.com and forward/ ninjas or butterflies. And watch our extra episode that we're doing right after this.

[Andy]

Right after. We got a lot of stuff to talk about. I want to talk about fascism.

[Lily]

Okay.

[Josh]

That sounded like there was a comma and then other things.

[Andy]

No, it's mainly fascism.

[Josh]

Okay, cool.

[Lily]

And I'm gonna show you guys behind the scenes, but an entire birthing experience.

[Josh]

Also, we didn't talk about Obama confirming that the aliens exist and Trump.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Josh]

So we're talking about that on Patreon. Guys, listen. We Also, for YouTube members, if you love this show, you're gonna love these extra episodes because we just continue to talk more and more, and there's hundreds of episodes now that you can go back that are backlogged, that you just go watch.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Pay for our words.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's a great. And we really appreciate anyone who does that. We love you. If you're a patreon or a YouTube member.

[Lily]

We do.

[Josh]

We love you so much because we just got to do more stuff like this and continue just to talk about weird things.

[Andy]

And also, please, if you're watching this on YouTube, like, subscribe, comment, remember, we're choosing one person in the comments. We're going to send them swag every single week.

[Lily]

Every week.

[Josh]

It could be you.

[Andy]

It could be you.

[Andrew]

Yeah. We need help.

[Josh]

Yeah. Honestly, we're. We're trying to figure out what's going on with YouTube. We feel like we're being, you know, shadow banned a little bit because it just seems very, very weird. So literally what we could ask you to do, if you don't want to buy merch, if you don't want to become a YouTube member or Patreon, we get that. Something that for free that you could do right now is like this video and comment. We'd honestly would change everything.

[Andy]

And after watching this, if you feel inclined to go watch another episode or maybe watch a short, go do that. Because YouTube rewards creators. If you person goes and watch other videos of theirs.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Just go into somebody's house, sneak into somebody's house, turn on all their YouTubes or Spotify's and just.

[Andrew]

Yep.

[Josh]

Run it back. Just put it on the background.

[Lily]

Next time you're in an Airbnb and they leave their login, just go to the playlist, hit play, and let it go for days.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh]

Take a picture of that and post it on Instagram. Then I will send you a shirt. If you. If you leave your Airbnb playing our episodes, I will send you a shirt.

[Andrew]

We'll come up with a name for it like ninja Burglar or something like that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Either way, we love you guys so much.

[Josh]

Thank you for watching.

[Andy]

Grateful for you.

[Josh]

We hope you enjoyed the show.

[Andrew]

Yep.

[Andy]

I forgot to do this. This guy, or should say lad. Young lad.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Andy]

Made this. You see this is a wooden bowl. He also sent us a bunch of snacks. Fourteen years old, he said. My name is Jeremiah and I'm 14. I've been listening since episode 153 but started at 1.

[Josh]

Oh, nice.

[Andy]

I made this bowl for you to put snacks in. I'm trying to start a business called Jerry Turns. Selling little vases bowls and such. It's Jerry Turns on eBay and YouTube. Also posted a video of me making it on YouTube. Please, no liquids in this bowl. Thanks, Jeremiah. Beautiful Jerry Turns people.

[Josh]

All right,

[Lily]

What you're about to see.

[Andrew]

Wow.

[Andy]

May disturb you if any of you

[Lily]

know what these multi decade UAP are.

[Andy]

Bottle nose fish.

[Andrew]

Pigs. There's a massive police response.

[Josh]

The dolphin thing. Dolphin style attack. I'm down. I'm.