187 - The 2027 Apocalypse, Government Alien Websites, & Proof of Bigfoot w/ JStu

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies #187: The 2027 Apocalypse, Government Alien Websites, & Proof of Bigfoot w/ JStu

Release Date: March 27, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, Michael
Guest: Justin Stewart (JStu)

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Episode Overview

In this lively and conspiracy-packed episode, the NAB crew welcomes Justin Stewart (JStu), a legendary YouTuber known for "JSTU Studios" and the "Laugh Daily Podcast," for a deep (and hilarious) dive into conspiracies, apocalyptic prophecies, government alien domains, and all things cryptid. The conversation is full of humor but also touches on serious currents in online influence, the future of YouTube, government psyops, and the supernatural.

Major talking points include the mysterious government registration of "aliens.gov," predictions for a disastrous 2027, stories of Bigfoot and spiritual encounters, and the complexities of walking away from a decade-spanning YouTube empire. With their usual irreverence and sharp banter, the hosts also reflect on technological manipulation, cultural paranoia, and faith.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Comedy, Nostalgia, and JStu’s YouTube Journey

• Opening banter: Emo worship songs, church and country music parodies, and Stewart family name origins (03:00–06:00)

• Justin’s background: JStu explains 14 years on YouTube, shutting down JSTU Studios in Dec 2025 (28:59).

  • "I feel like I'm in this next chapter of my life of change for sure." – Justin, [30:34]

• Transitioning Away From the Spotlight (31:15–37:06)

  • The challenges of evolving in public, fans “growing up,” and handling parasocial relationships.
  • Processing the end: employees, expectations, and making decisions in the public eye.
  • "You will amplify what you accommodate. The message you give your time to is the message that you'll amplify through your life." – Justin, [53:24]

2. Viral News, Memes, and Legendary Losses

• Chuck Norris’ “death” announcement: Satirical segment questioning if the meme legend is really gone (08:38–10:12).
  • "There's no way you can kill him." – Andy, [08:54]
  • Chuck Norris facts and nostalgia for his action hero/memetic status.

3. The State of YouTube, Influencer Culture & Monetization

• Discussion about declining YouTube reach, algorithm woes, and reframing their role as influencers (11:11–19:03).
  • "Are all influencers evil?" — A mock-serious question to Justin: "No." ([18:11])
• Light jabs at online “influencing her” meme, women making their own choices, and obvious satire on manipulative creators.

4. Environmental Weirdness & The Shrimp-Cocaine Crisis

• Josh shares bizarre news of cocaine found in all English shrimp, highlighting humanity’s unintentional environmental impact (05:25–06:43).
  • "These shrimp are on cocaine." – Josh ([06:00])
• Leads into the general theme: “There’s a lot happening in this world…” ([28:36])

5. Government Alien Websites & Disclosure Theories

• Big reveal: US Cybersecurity Agency purchases "aliens.gov" and "alien.gov" domains ([42:31]).
  • "What does that mean to you?" – Justin ([43:07])
  • Trump’s statements about impending UFO disclosure, but group consensus is that it’s a distraction or psyop.
  • Scepticism about any imminent “full disclosure” – most believe it’s control or hype.

6. Deconstructing UFOs, AI, and the Coming “Great Deception”

• Discussion about artificial intelligence’s role in manipulating media and creating new paradigms of mistrust ([44:36] onward).

• Josh frames most UFO sightings as government craft, with some supernatural overlap; repeated references to biblical and extra-biblical texts (Book of Enoch etc.) ([47:34–48:57]).

  • "Over 90%...is government stuff; the rest are supernatural." – Josh ([47:34])
  • "It does seem like it's being set up for a great deception." – Josh ([48:44])

• Concerns over technological tools that can project voices into people’s heads, or warp perception ("Project Blue Beam" references) ([49:35–51:15]).

7. Spiritual Warfare, Discernment, and Cultural Fear

• The group emphasizes the need for “true holy discernment from God,” using biblical obedience as antidote to deception and fear ([53:00–53:24]).
• From constant cultural drama to surrounding oneself with the right influences: “You will amplify what you accommodate…” ([53:24])

8. The 2027 Apocalypse: Prophecies, Climate Doom, and Weird Correlations

• Discussion of El Niño and predictions of 2027 being the hottest year in history ([62:18]).
• Jewish prophecy (Hasidic/Chabad): “Trump as the non-Jewish Messiah” and cycles pointing to 2027 as a pivotal year ([65:47]).
  • "The absolute deadline for the redemption…is October 2, 2027." – Josh quoting rabbinic prophecy ([67:27])
• Ancient predictions, AI dystopias, war anxiety — the group’s general sense that “2027 feels the doomiest” ([64:41], [70:51]).

9. Bigfoot, Nephilim & Blurry Creatures

• Detailed recounting of Justin's participation in a Colorado Bigfoot hunt, thoughts on cryptids, and skepticism ([71:08–74:50]).
  • "I was yelling: if sasquatch is here, come get me. I'm gonna tackle it." – Justin ([72:11])
• Michael and Andy argue for existence: Native totems, skunk ape sightings, Nephilim hybrids ([99:15–102:55]).
• "Every time someone says they don't believe in Bigfoot, Nate Henry from Blurry Creatures loses a Horcrux." – Josh ([74:15])
• Josh and Michael tie cryptids and ancient structures (like the pyramids) back to supernatural “Watchers” and hybridization motifs from the Book of Enoch ([102:29–104:18]).

10. The Supernatural & Psychological Uncertainty

• Spiritual encounters: haunted rugs, Psalm 91, and trying to discern spiritual reality from mental suggestion ([78:37–79:35]).
• "Our minds get ahead of us quite a bit." – Andy ([78:37])

11. Political Paranoia & Global Tension

• Ongoing airport disasters, TSA stress, and media-driven paranoia ([81:04–83:32]).
• "A lot of fear going on, dude." – Andy ([83:58])
• Joe Kent (ex-chief of counterterrorism) and his resignation; suppressed investigations; the “fog of war” and media narratives ([85:24–86:46]).
  • "He said: 'I really felt like God was calling me to resign to make this statement.'" – Josh ([86:44])
• Media, public apathy, and how many are simply tuned out: “there’s so many people out there that just don’t know” ([91:05–91:09]).
• "Who would you go to war with?" Final roundtable: answers range from “Satan” to “whatever killed Chuck Norris,” a Bigfoot civil war, and a sci-fi Atlantis resurgence ([92:49–94:46]).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Prophetic Cycles:
  "It's piling up, man…2027 could be one of the hottest years in Earth's history." — Andy & Josh ([67:36], [64:12])

• On Bigfoot and Skepticism:
  "If there is something, the only thing I could pinpoint it on is, like, it's demonic." — Justin ([75:13])

• On YouTube Burnout and Life Changes:
  "I've been making like this type of content…but I feel like I'm growing in a different way. I can't keep doing the same thing." — Justin ([29:43])

• On Faith and Discernment:
  "I really think there's truly only one thing to keep you from being deceived, and that is true holy discernment from God." — Josh ([53:00])

• On Media Misdirection and Manipulation:
  "They can pick and choose… when an administration’s under fire, they're like, 'okay, well look at aliens, look over here.'" — Josh ([43:48])

• On the Sphinx and Ancient Riddles:
  "Why is there a single hypothetical creature [Bigfoot] on native totems, when every other one is real?" — Michael ([99:15])

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Important Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |----------------------------------|----------------------| | Emo worship, meeting JStu | 03:00 – 06:00 | | Chuck Norris death satire | 08:38 – 10:12 | | YouTube/influencing/growth talk | 28:36 – 37:12 | | Government buys alien.gov | 42:31 – 44:02 | | UFO/AI disclosure/deception | 47:34 – 53:00 | | Bigfoot hunting stories | 71:08 – 74:50 | | Supernatural/paranoia moments | 78:37 – 80:55 | | 2027 doom, prophecy, climate | 62:18 – 68:57 | | Counterterrorism, war politics | 85:24 – 89:56 | | Bigfoot, Nephilim, cryptids | 99:15 – 104:18 |

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Tone and Takeaways

The tone is irreverent, self-aware, banter-heavy, and bursting with satirical jabs at both internet culture and current events. Beneath the laughter, there's honest reflection on public life, spiritual grounding, and the uncertainty of living through "a weird, weird world." This episode epitomizes NAB's blend of humor, skepticism, curiosity, and faith—all filtered through three friends and a guest who aren't afraid to say: "We don't know, but let's try to figure it out."

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Links & References

• Justin's new children’s book series (Book 2 out April 7, 2026): [Link in episode description]
• Ninjas Are Butterflies merch / free stuff: ninjasarebutterflies.com
• JStu YouTube channel: [Justin Stewart on YouTube]

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Ending Note

“If you love me, let me go.” – "Frozen"/Panic! At The Disco quote, [37:06]

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Summary prepared for listeners who want the wild, conspiratorial, and faith-filled flavor of Ninjas Are Butterflies—episode #187 in full comedic and subversive glory.

Transcript

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[Justin Stewart]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

And check your calendars, folks, because 2027 is shaping up to be the scariest year in human history.

[Michael]

And we're going to convince our guests that Bigfoot is actually real. And we have the evidence to finally prove it. Prove it.

[Josh]

All right, Justin, this all on you.

[Andy]

This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday. Cool. Watch this. We're listening.

[Justin Stewart]

Believe it or not. This episode is brought to you and powered by Sunday.

[Josh]

Cool.

[Justin Stewart]

Watch this. Aren't they already watching you right now?

[Andy]

Or.

[Justin Stewart]

Or listen to it. Yeah, watch or listen. Which you are already doing right now. So technically I don't even have to tell you that.

[Josh]

Unless they're deaf and blind, so. How ignorant of you.

[Andy]

Wow. Justin, we do a braille version of this podcast.

[Josh]

We do.

[Andy]

There you go. Continue tuning it.

[Josh]

Golly.

[Andy]

Tune in till the very end. That's terrifying. Hello.

[Justin Stewart]

Got a nice echo in here, is there?

[Josh]

It's really big on Andes.

[Andy]

Hello? Mom? Dad?

[Josh]

Someone? Your lipstick is caught up. Oh, do I know exactly what goes on?

[Andy]

Yeah. I ran into a church one time and they were practicing a worship song. And I walked in and the guy was singing like that for a worship song. And it was like practice. And so I kind of like, chuckled. I was like, that's not something. And they're like, what? I was like, oh, my bad.

[Josh]

I would call upon your name.

[Andy]

That would actually go really hard though. They just Started doing emo covers.

[Josh]

Keep your eyes Screo.

[Andy]

Our God is in awesome God. He reigns from heaven to earth.

[Josh]

I think there's a. There's a. A niche for.

[Andy]

Market for it.

[Michael]

Yeah, I think that's pretty much every single church, like, the scene moved into worship, leading.

[Josh]

All the emo kids are now worship leaders. Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, I got to show you what I did. There's a country music star. I showed Josh. He saw it. But there's a country music artist that is just warming up, and he does Brooks and done an emo version. It's like her daddy didn't like me much in my shackled up gt.

[Michael]

Oh, what's his name? I forget.

[Andy]

I can't remember. I'll have to look.

[Michael]

He's been doing. He does Fetty Wap, and he does yes, boys like girls.

[Andy]

He's so funny.

[Josh]

Justin Stewart's here.

[Andy]

J Stu in the building.

[Justin Stewart]

What up? Pleasure being here, fellas.

[Josh]

Did you know I'm actually also Stuart? My grandmother's maiden name is Stuart.

[Justin Stewart]

Spelled S, T, U.

[Josh]

S, T, U. Really? Yeah. Scotland. So are we Scottish?

[Justin Stewart]

I can't remember. I did do the test, but I can't remember what. So maybe we're related.

[Michael]

Stuart.

[Andy]

Stuart.

[Michael]

He's a Stewart. Once a Stuart. Stuart.

[Andy]

Have you seen that SNL sketch where it's like this Irish pub? The guy comes in, it's like, very obviously like just an American that sits down at the bar, and he says, they're like, what brings you here? He's like, well, I just found out, you know, like the snl. Yeah, it's like that. I'm, you know, I'm a quarter Irish. And he's like, what? Are you kidding me?

[Josh]

He said, what did you just say? You're a quarter Irish?

[Andy]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a son of the soil here. It's like, okay, everyone's Irish, bro.

[Josh]

So wait, Lily said that when we were in Ireland, our taxi driver, she's like, yeah, we're part Irish. And he's like, everyone's part Irish.

[Andy]

Okay, thanks.

[Michael]

All right.

[Andy]

Thank you for that.

[Josh]

Okay. Welcome, dude.

[Andy]

You're on vacay with the fam.

[Justin Stewart]

That's right.

[Andy]

Enjoying it?

[Justin Stewart]

Florida's one of the greatest.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Amen.

[Andy]

You come here a lot or is. I mean, this is your first time, right?

[Justin Stewart]

Nah, I've been not. I've. First time to this specific area.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Pretty right? Florida.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Josh]

Orlando's all right. No, it's actually the worst.

[Justin Stewart]

Is it?

[Josh]

Compared to around here. It's really cool. Around it, look, with all the springs

[Justin Stewart]

and I was telling the kids because I came with my family, we're driving through, I'm like feel like we're in the jungle right now. Like Hawaii.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

All the dense, lush and the water, man, it's cool.

[Andy]

It is.

[Josh]

We're called like the Hawaii of the southeast, but with meth.

[Michael]

That's.

[Justin Stewart]

That's got to avoid that stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah, the better Hawaii.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yep.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Mahalo. Speaking of meth, did you guys see. I just saw this pop up. Scientists have found cocaine in every single shrimp they have tested in England's waterways.

[Andy]

Cocaine? This isn't. Is this the news that you're going to tell me about?

[Josh]

No.

[Michael]

Oh, no, no.

[Josh]

Okay, you're right. Well, we're about to get to that.

[Andy]

I was going to say. I'm not as shocked as that.

[Michael]

No, no, no.

[Andy]

Okay. So wait, so England has found cocaine in every shrimp. Traces of.

[Josh]

Scientists have found cocaine in every single shrimp they have tested in England's waterways.

[Justin Stewart]

Isn't cocaine man made though?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, here's the thing. Listen. It says research made by shrimp.

[Andy]

Oh, ground shrimp.

[Josh]

Researchers analyzing freshwater shrimp in sulfolk rivers found traces of cocaine in every sample along with ketamine, pharmaceuticals and ban pesticides. The contamination is tied to treated wastewater and runoff showing how human activity continuously feeds chemical residues into river systems. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares? These shrimp are on cocaine.

[Justin Stewart]

So if you eat it, what happens?

[Josh]

You're going to have a great night.

[Michael]

No wonder.

[Josh]

Really love disco music.

[Andy]

These English people are really uptight for. We found out why.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Wow.

[Josh]

That just reminds me though we're starting the war. I was holding a piece of information.

[Andy]

Withhold news. Yes.

[Josh]

That we just discovered this morning. So those that are watching, we film a week in advance.

[Andy]

They know already.

[Josh]

Yeah, they know already.

[Andy]

I don't.

[Michael]

Wait, maybe he does it.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Andy]

Okay, there's apparently big news that dropped today that it's like this huge.

[Justin Stewart]

Then I'm unaware of it because I.

[Andy]

Oh, this is gonna be fun. Because I've been.

[Josh]

I don't know if it's gonna be fun.

[Andy]

I don't probably not.

[Michael]

To continue building the suspense, can you pull your mic just a hair hair closer?

[Justin Stewart]

Yes, there we go.

[Michael]

Okay, there we go.

[Andy]

I see. I'm thinking, is it politics? Is it a death of a celebrity? Is it news of a celebrity Or a politician is a new movie that drops. You see bad news.

[Justin Stewart]

That's bad news.

[Andy]

Okay, it seems bad news.

[Michael]

The worst news.

[Josh]

Oh, no, I gave you three guesses.

[Andy]

Okay. Am I in the right realm of, like, is it celebrity based?

[Josh]

It's not a yes or no. You just get three. Yes.

[Andy]

Okay. I'm going to say Jim Carrey is the person who killed JonBenet Ramsey. Okay. I'm going to also guess Donald Trump is in fact the time traveler. And it's been proven by photos from the 1920s. Okay. Final guess is going to be that there is peace in the Middle East.

[Josh]

Now, that is quite the opposite. Oh, no.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Michael]

Couldn't find my last.

[Andy]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, bad news probably for some people, but. Okay, I have no idea. I literally have no idea. And I've been in knots about it all morning because I've put on my phone on do not disturb everything. I've been off TikTok Instagram because you said I can't get on anything. What happened? This is true.

[Josh]

This is true.

[Justin Stewart]

This has got to be a joke.

[Josh]

This is not a joke. Our beloved, our rock, Chuck Norris has passed away.

[Andy]

No.

[Justin Stewart]

Geez.

[Andy]

For real?

[Josh]

For real.

[Andy]

This can't be real. There's no way you can kill him.

[Josh]

He's done.

[Justin Stewart]

How?

[Josh]

He's gone.

[Michael]

Hawaiians.

[Josh]

86 years old. Said he was rushed to the hospital. No sudden death.

[Andy]

Dude, we can't continue.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Chuck Norris is dead.

[Josh]

I know.

[Andy]

What is happening?

[Justin Stewart]

He is the only invincible human.

[Josh]

I thought he was the one that was going to bring peace to the Middle East.

[Andy]

He's the reason why we won't have it.

[Justin Stewart]

There's got to be a conspiracy behind that one.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm sure there is.

[Andy]

Who took him out?

[Josh]

I'm not going to say I know who. Exactly.

[Andy]

There was a jet that actually left his residence that day. And you're not gonna believe which country linked to guys.

[Josh]

It rhymes with Schmerica Perk.

[Andy]

Dude, that's so sad.

[Josh]

It's terrible.

[Andy]

That's a leg. Oh, he's a legend.

[Michael]

Yeah. And first family, we're not making light of his death.

[Josh]

No, no. This is terrible.

[Michael]

It sucks.

[Andy]

No, it's terrible. No, that's. That's the crazy thing now. I don't even know. Young people don't even probably get the references and the jokes. You remember how many times we would make jokes? Like, night wasn't even jokes. It was just comparisons of how great and strong Chuck Norris was.

[Josh]

Undefeated.

[Andy]

Yeah, I mean, what's your favorite one? What's your favorite Chuck Norris fan?

[Josh]

Don't ask me to. I don't know.

[Andy]

You don't know?

[Josh]

I can't.

[Andy]

I remember that.

[Justin Stewart]

I have never seen a Chuck Norris movie. I only know him from the memes.

[Andy]

My grandma used to have him on repeat, and she would fall asleep with the remote, and I would sit there

[Josh]

and I mean, I would watch the.

[Andy]

Want to get up and like.

[Josh]

Texas Ranger. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

Protects Ranger. Yeah. But always, like, whenever Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.

[Michael]

Yeah, yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Wait, so in his movies, was he. Why. Why the memes that he is this.

[Josh]

He's Kung Fu. He fought Bruce Lee and beat him. Beat him.

[Andy]

He's just. He's just everything he does. He's just the strongest guy that walks in the room, and he's the nicest and kindest guy, but you get on his. Bat your bad side. Bad News Bears. We got to play that Chuck Norris clip with a little kid.

[Josh]

Let me stop you guys there, though. Everyone watching, we're pulling one comment a week and sending you a plethora of ninja swag. So make sure to, like, subscribe and comment. We're doing the call to action now.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Josh]

Because YouTube do it. YouTube has been giving us the run around. In fact, a lot of people commented, oh, my gosh, I didn't know you guys were still making videos.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, yeah, but they've been, like, not pushing your videos out.

[Josh]

They've been. We've been saying too much about.

[Justin Stewart]

You got to take it easy. They're watching.

[Josh]

Apparently you can't say Chef Schmeffrey bepsine.

[Andy]

No, you can't say. No, that was way too close.

[Josh]

Yeah, that was too close.

[Andy]

But, yeah, if you comment right now, we're pinning a comment. Our. Not our favorite comment. Maybe because there's a lot of fear. We're randomly picking a comment. We're going to pin it. We're going to send you merch. I'm going to reply to the comment. You email us, send us your shirt size, your address, no credit card numbers necessary. We want to send you merch. I mean, it's definitely optional. If you want to send it, send it. Come on. We're not going to turn that down, but we want to send everyone merch. So every week you get a chance. Yeah, leave a comment right now.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Leave your favorite Chuck Norris FAQ in the comments.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Speaking of what you just said, though, it's kind of funny you said sending fans, sending you guys money. That could be a reality because it was for us at one point, which was super interesting.

[Andy]

What do you mean?

[Justin Stewart]

We. We were trying to hit a milestone, and we were like, okay, if we hit, I can't remember which one. It was like a million or something like that. If we hit this milestone, Andrew is going to go bald.

[Andy]

Oh.

[Justin Stewart]

And so we started this thing called the Bald Andy foundation, and we had a P.O. box. We weren't asking for people to send money, but it started like, we are opening fan mail, and someone's like, I would like to donate to the Bald Andy Foundation. Literally probably hundreds of dollars. That's coming.

[Andy]

So funny.

[Justin Stewart]

And it was hilarious because we're like, why are you guys giving us money? And it was just so.

[Andy]

Yeah. Hey, I'm already a member of the Bald Andy Foundation. Hey, there we go. I'm a supporter.

[Josh]

Speaking of being bald at a really young age.

[Andy]

Stop.

[Justin Stewart]

Right out of the womb.

[Josh]

Do you want a song?

[Justin Stewart]

I'd love a song.

[Josh]

All right.

[Andy]

You got a theme genre?

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, since we started the pod, a little more pop punky.

[Andy]

Okay, let's do it. Pop punky.

[Josh]

I really wish we would have had time to write a song about Chuck Norris. Next week.

[Andy]

I could have done it. We learned this, like two or three hours ago. We could have. I could have done it.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Next week.

[Andy]

Next week.

[Josh]

All right. We'll come up with something real quick.

[Andy]

My granddaddy was In World War II my daddy in Vietnam?

[Josh]

They fought the Nazis and the communists all across the their land Fighting for

[Andy]

the red, white and blue and laying

[Josh]

their lives down Think of everything that they had all for me and you so what they did.

[Andy]

Is what I'll do Yes, I'll fight for the country and stay true? Cause I'm a YouTuber? I'll say it loud? Sacrifice my life with a few and proud Finding algorithms, getting demonetized Won't read the comments? Cause it's filled with lies? I film a video then hit upload Smash the like button, yeah, that's my code it ain't an easy job but

[Josh]

you want to stay free A youtuber

[Andy]

is what I'm going going to be

[Josh]

Here

[Andy]

what I'm going to be. What I'm going to be.

[Justin Stewart]

Wow.

[Andy]

Came in a little late, A little off.

[Josh]

It's all right.

[Andy]

It's all right.

[Justin Stewart]

That was fire. Do you guys drop these songs anywhere you only just.

[Andy]

We drop some on Spotify. People want to. People want us to drop a record.

[Josh]

Basically, we were just saying youtubers have it just as hard as veterans.

[Andy]

It's on par with World War II

[Josh]

veterans, I would say.

[Justin Stewart]

It's up there, man.

[Josh]

Storming Normandy, D Day, you know?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Same as, you know, your algorithm just getting a lot of whack.

[Andy]

Trying to get on the training page.

[Michael]

I'd like to see a veteran try to edit a podcast.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, you guys. You guys weren't on YouTube when. Oh, wait, you said 10 years. 10 plus years.

[Josh]

Because you knew.

[Justin Stewart]

So you remember adpocalypse?

[Josh]

No. No.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, there's a whole thing going around adpocalypses here because advertisers were really striking against certain types of. Types of content, prank content and everything. So it was. Yeah. I mean, comparing it to veterans.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, basically the same, like the apocalypse sometimes.

[Andy]

Some would say we even have it tougher because some would say that. I mean, we get woke up in the night, we find out our video got flagged.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's like ptsd. Oh, my gosh.

[Michael]

I mean, look. Look at the. I mean, it's in the finances, though. The military. You get a sign on bonus. You have to build your channel for years before you get paid.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Andy]

That's what we're saying.

[Josh]

And for those who are freaking out right now, we're obviously joking. Respect the heck out of our veterans. And this is nothing like that. Justin gets it.

[Andy]

Yeah, Justin gets it.

[Josh]

Oh, we're. We're having fun.

[Andy]

We're having a good time.

[Josh]

Just joking.

[Justin Stewart]

Have a good time. Yeah, we're just joking.

[Josh]

Yeah. Unfortunately, we can't joke right now.

[Andy]

Why?

[Justin Stewart]

Another bad, bad news?

[Josh]

I hope not.

[Justin Stewart]

Justin, seems like you're full of bad news this morning.

[Andy]

It's true.

[Josh]

I don't want to be full of bad news.

[Justin Stewart]

Well, then give us some good news.

[Josh]

Well, this is up to you, man.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, okay.

[Josh]

This is my least favorite part of the entire podcast, and it really sets the tone for the rest of the rest of the episode.

[Andy]

Definitely.

[Josh]

So it's really riding on you, man. Okay. Every week, the billions of fans, they send in tens of billions of questions, and we try to find the ones that we can answer with confidence to help. To help people. We like to help people. I think you do too, Justin. That's why I'm gonna ask you this question. It's a yes or no. There's. Don't. Please don't expound upon it.

[Michael]

Just.

[Josh]

It's a yes or no.

[Justin Stewart]

So you get it.

[Josh]

Today's question, suited by a viewer. Justin, are all influencers evil?

[Justin Stewart]

No.

[Josh]

No.

[Michael]

Dang, dude,

[Justin Stewart]

I told you we need some good news. All influencers are not evil. Oh, well, I don't want to expand. You said yes or no, but I added a little to the end there.

[Josh]

This was to set the tone. Justin, you're almost there. We were almost There we were almost best friends.

[Justin Stewart]

Well, you didn't explain exactly what you.

[Andy]

What you meant, Justin.

[Josh]

You knew what I meant.

[Michael]

Pretty simple.

[Josh]

Obviously, we're talking about the evil men. The men that influence her. Her being all women to do bad things.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Men that are influencing her. Women. I think you would have known that.

[Andy]

At least you made it very clear.

[Josh]

They're not. They're not evil. They just keep doing what you're doing, man.

[Andy]

That's what Justin's saying.

[Josh]

That's what. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he said.

[Andy]

He said, yeah. You know what? If you can manipulate them, manipulate him.

[Josh]

That is what he said. It's funny.

[Andy]

He's laughing.

[Justin Stewart]

Justin, I said no.

[Josh]

You're in hot water, buddy.

[Justin Stewart]

I said no.

[Josh]

This hot. This water is getting me hotter. It's starting up.

[Justin Stewart]

So you're saying yes.

[Josh]

I don't know what you're accusing me of.

[Andy]

Don't try to twist.

[Justin Stewart]

I'm just trying to read between the lines here, between you guys.

[Josh]

The line is gaslighting you. This is. You can't do that.

[Justin Stewart]

Are you gaslighting me?

[Josh]

No, I'm not gaslighting you. Are you gaslighting me?

[Andy]

It's not even a word, dude.

[Justin Stewart]

Yes. What?

[Andy]

It's not even a phrase, what you're saying.

[Justin Stewart]

I just heard it online.

[Josh]

Leave those women alone. Tell those men to leave those women alone.

[Justin Stewart]

Not you.

[Andy]

Let them make their own decision. Decisions?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Women are strong enough to make their own decisions.

[Josh]

Women are strong enough to make their own decisions.

[Andy]

I always said that.

[Josh]

Yet he's always said that. You haven't said that, though, right now. Well, I guess you guys heard here first.

[Justin Stewart]

Listen.

[Josh]

No, save it. Save it.

[Andy]

Save it. Fine.

[Justin Stewart]

Fine, fine, fine. Move on.

[Josh]

We're moving on. Did I say ninja?

[Andy]

I meant butterfly. The butterfly.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

You were martial arts.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

I feel like you're uniquely qualified for this ad, Andy.

[Andy]

Why? Because I'm bald?

[Josh]

Because you shave your head every single day, buddy.

[Andy]

Yeah, I do, okay? And I'm not. I'm not embarrassed to say it. This isn't just a once a week thing to look this good. Daily maintenance type of thing. If a razor's bad, I find out immediately.

[Josh]

That is fair.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

Let me tell you, Josh, the first shave felt smooth and controlled. The pivoting head helps a lot, especially on the back of your head when things go wrong real fast.

[Josh]

Yeah, that is a risky area, Andy.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

Which matters when you're doing this daily.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

I feel like glasses are one of those things you wear every day, but people overthink the buying process.

[Andy]

Yeah, or they just avoid it all together because it's super confusing or overpriced.

[Josh]

Which is why Warby Parker makes sense.

[Andy]

Exactly. And that's where I got these sunglasses from. They've made it straightforward, folks. You can actually find something that looks good, fits your face and doesn't feel like a whole ordeal to buy.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

That's where the virtual try on comes in. You can use your phone and see the frames on your face in real time. It actually gives you a real sense of how they look.

[Josh]

That's a big upgrade from guessing off of just a tiny photo.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

And the price is reasonable.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

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[Andy]

hey. And after you purchase, they're going to ask you, hey, where'd you hear about us? Please mention our name, support the show, tell them we sent you. Well done. Well done.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Justin respects women.

[Andy]

Of course he does.

[Michael]

You've been initiated.

[Josh]

I can understand your confusion in that question.

[Andy]

Reading back, looking back, looking back, I could see it.

[Justin Stewart]

I could.

[Andy]

Influencer.

[Josh]

Oh, like the people on social media.

[Andy]

Got it. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Josh]

I get it. Well, welcome again, Justin.

[Andy]

Thank you.

[Josh]

You're welcome. How are we doing, everyone?

[Justin Stewart]

I'm. I'm great.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Watching this online and being here in person.

[Josh]

How does it smell? I always ask people how it smells.

[Justin Stewart]

I mean, it smells great. I. That is a good question. Because we've made content, too, and we had a podcast, and sometimes, you know, and you guys were saying it used to be, like, 75 in here, no AC. It would probably be pretty bad.

[Josh]

I would say even hotter than that, honestly. Yeah, it would get the 80s.

[Andy]

We just recently got an AC in here, and now it's cold.

[Josh]

It's.

[Andy]

If everyone's wondering why Andy's wearing a hoodie every single week. Now I'm cold. Blasting it.

[Justin Stewart]

So you're having people from the team open the door and be like, hey, guys. Boys.

[Andy]

Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. We become a little nose blind after a while, but we.

[Michael]

We've done afternoon podcasts after street tacos, too. That onions and cilantro becomes quite pungent in a room that's 80 degrees.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Michael]

I like it. Yeah, it's a good smell.

[Andy]

I'm trying to figure out how to get circulation within my own bedroom, because my dog, Pico, she's ranked, dude. She lets them rip. And it'll be like an hour or two later and it just settles in our room. I just got to figure out more circulation or ventilation or something because it's terrible.

[Josh]

My favorite pastime to do is my children. They're very small and very vulnerable.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I love the Dutch oven. Them

[Andy]

rip it, and now they're. Are they scared now?

[Michael]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I did the Jane last night. She's like, help get me out of here.

[Andy]

That's so funny.

[Josh]

Yeah. On this new diet, too, with all this protein I'm eating.

[Michael]

Yeah, bro.

[Josh]

They new diet. New diet.

[Andy]

Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing, man. It's just. You gotta. That's. That's. That's the price you pay.

[Michael]

Yeah, dude, add some kimchi to that.

[Josh]

Game over.

[Justin Stewart]

Have you seen that guy? The guys online, doing that kind of trend, Being, like, trying to create the most ferocious, ferocious fart ever.

[Michael]

They're like, no, I haven't seen this.

[Justin Stewart]

Eating just everything that makes your gas smell the worst. It is hilarious.

[Andy]

But there's got to be records for, like, a level of that.

[Justin Stewart]

You should try it. And then.

[Josh]

Yeah, I will.

[Justin Stewart]

More Dutch oven stories next pod.

[Josh]

Maybe my child ends up just developing some sort of disease.

[Andy]

Just cross

[Michael]

immediately. Pull the covers off, and it's pink eye

[Josh]

immediately, Guys. There's a lot happening in this world.

[Andy]

Right now, a lot has happened in Justin's world. Yeah, he's a big time YouTuber. I'm sure a lot of people have been that are watching this pod probably know of your content, Right. And for those of you that, for those of that don't know, give them like a quick, quick bio of what your past like 13, 14 years have looked like.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, I mean. JSTU JSTU Studios laugh daily Podcast. We've been making all kinds of videos, adventures. We'd build crazy things. We'd stay overnight in crazy locations and have had a lot of fun along the way. Every week uploading for basically 14 years.

[Andy]

Wild.

[Justin Stewart]

And it's no longer going.

[Andy]

New chapter.

[Justin Stewart]

New chapter.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Thing. So we shut it down in December of 25.

[Josh]

So that's probably, that's probably a really easy decision, huh?

[Justin Stewart]

Very easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[Josh]

Man, that's wild.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Are you cool? Like, how did you get to that point?

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, I think. Well, like you said, wasn't an easy decision and it took a lot of time and processing. Like I've been even over the last two years kind of internally struggling with like, as we all grow up and change, how do we change in our job, in the public eye? Because I've been making like this type of content, but I like over the past, you know, few years been like, internally, like I feel like I'm growing in a different way and changing in a different way and I can't keep doing the same thing. I need to change. And one thing I, when we meet fans in public, a lot of the times they're like, oh, love your videos. I used to watch them and I was like, well, why'd you. That's awesome. You used to watch them. What happened? But it's like, it's obvious. They grew up.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

They're watching as a kid and then they go to college, they have more responsibilities and like, obviously we all change and grow over time as well. And so it's like I went from high school, dating, marriage, kids, all throughout this 14 years. And I've those moments like once you have kids for the first time, that changes you. Once you go when you, when you're married, of course the same thing. And so I'm 32 and I feel like I'm in this next chapter of my life of change for sure.

[Josh]

That's insane.

[Justin Stewart]

Really wanting to listen to that because I can feel it inside of like, I need to do something different.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

I've had to process and figure out what that exactly looks like. Over the last few years. Because it wasn't like, I feel this way. All right, burn the ships. It was like really slow, intentional processing and talking and figuring out what it looks like. And it was. It was very hard.

[Andy]

Yeah. Especially when you have other people involved. Yeah, that too. It's all. They just like, it's not just you. Like, there's other people working with you and around you. Like, that's. That just adds levels to it. Yeah, yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

We had 12 full time employees. How many you guys have?

[Michael]

Just looking at it.

[Justin Stewart]

Yes, you guys.

[Josh]

I mean, Sunday Cool has like over 100 employees, but the. Our video content is just us.

[Justin Stewart]

And you guys were at Sunday Cool before this, right?

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We still work with Sunday Cool. Okay. Yeah. This is just that this is kind of a. In replacement of or supplement material to the content that we were producing before.

[Michael]

So Sunday Cool is like marketing and then content is like fun and it's taken off and it's still good for Sunday Cool. That's the cool thing about going in the direction we wanted to go with the podcast is people. Our Sunday Cool audience transferred over really well because it turns out we're going to conferences to do like T shirt sales and like that sort of marketing. And people would come up when we started the podcast and be like, I got a hundred conspiracies for you. So it was sick. It was like, you guys are into the same stuff we're into. We don't. We're not actually like twisting the audience in the direction they don't want to go. So we're able to build on that. It was fun.

[Josh]

That's funny though, that you say that with the 14 years, because that's very similar to how, like, how I felt because I've had The Sunday Cool YouTube for 10 years now and started off with just like doing the skit stuff and love doing it. But it's also like, I got married, had kids, and then it's just kind of like, it's. It's. You get to a point where it's like, I'm growing too and I'm different. And 10, 14 years is a long time to keep producing like the same format. And so everyone changes. And so for us, it was like we got super lucky to be able to just transition pretty easy into a podcast.

[Andy]

Yeah. We're doing the stuff that we love doing, though. And that's the thing. The way you love doing changes over time and what brings you life. You could do the thing that's going to be successful forever, but it's just like, are you. You know, at what cost, though, right? I mean, so.

[Justin Stewart]

Exactly, exactly that. And like, typically, these sort of things aren't being broadcast in front of hundreds of thousands, millions of people, which make it even harder because, like, you know, if you want to change and you don't, you're not in the public eye. It's just like, oh, let me talk to my family and friends about this. But then it's like, so much more difficult when it's like, everyone's watching you and you're having to be like, hey, I'm changing. And they're like, wait, why? Explain, Prove, you know, all the things that come with that. That I'm like, I'm navigating this for the first time and it's. It's been difficult. It's actually grown me quite a bit, and I'm actually very thankful for it.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. You're going to look back on this and be like, oh, man, we grew so much in that time.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah. But I think you. We all in life, we meet a crossroads. We can either go left and change or go right and stay the same. Most of the time, we probably want to go right and stay the same. Comfortable thing exactly over here in change is fear. The unknown, money, you know, job security,

[Michael]

the golden handcuffs, literally.

[Justin Stewart]

So it's like I felt like I was at a place where I cannot go down the road of stay the same because I don't want to stay the same. I want to grow. I want to be the best version of myself, and I want to go where I feel like the Lord is calling me. And it's very complex and difficult.

[Andy]

But, yeah, and there's probably. There's mixed feelings with, like, you ending the channel, obviously, just like you end the Sopranos on a cliffhanger. It's like, it's different. You know, people get mad at, you know, TV show and writers and stuff like that, but it's different when that parasocial relationship of I've been growing up with you for years, and then you just leave. It's like, it's just like, it's tough, right? Like, so how was. How was that whole reaction?

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, man. In hindsight, too, it's like people were. Some of our supporters were pretty upset. They're like, this came out of nowhere, like, we didn't have time to prepare. And it's like, I totally understand why a lot of the comments are filled with, like, frustration or confusion because it's like, man, this. This was my livelihood of, like, I grew up watching you guys. And this was a routine. Every Saturday I watched a video and it meant a lot to me. And then out of nowhere, no warning, which I'm like, again, looking back, like, that totally makes sense. But we did have, even before we dropped that video, we, we were discussing this for over six months. We're like, should we drop like one final video and just do like a big celebration, a fun video, or should we let everyone know, hey, here's where we're going. Give them time.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

So we weigh the options. But we ended up just deciding, like, let's just do the final video.

[Michael]

There's never a good, a good way to do it. Like, you know, when you see like a controversial movie, no one's ever happy with the ending. They either want it wrapped up or they like the open endedness. And so it's like, yeah, it's just hard to do. There's not a right decision.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah. But looking back, I'm like, man, I guess in hindsight it makes more sense because like when you know a TV show is ending, you actually enjoy that, like last season more versus, like.

[Michael]

I can see that. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

All done. Wait a minute. What?

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So hindsight, you. Do you think you do things a little differently or are you pretty happy with what happened?

[Justin Stewart]

No, I mean, definitely in hindsight I do some, some things differently.

[Andy]

Yeah. And that's okay? That's part of it. Yeah. You're 32, dude. I'm, you know, like, that's like, you learn and you just like, and you just keep growing. And also it's like if some people aren't willing to forgive that, it's like, then maybe you need to check your own art first.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know, like, that's one of the things. It's like, if you love me, then it's like, understand that maybe I didn't handle this perfectly. But it's like you obviously did this for so long because you love doing it and you love the people who watched it.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

If you love me, let me go.

[Michael]

What's that?

[Josh]

Just come over frozen? Yeah.

[Andy]

Oh, cool.

[Justin Stewart]

That's not frozen.

[Andy]

Hold on, wait a second.

[Josh]

Um. Man, that's exciting though.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And you go to. You got a new book. Second book, right? Yeah, yeah. Because you sent me the first one. And the kids, we had so much fun unboxing that. But one, because there was like neato in it, which was awesome.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

What made you want to do like kids stories?

[Justin Stewart]

That's like, during this whole process, I was so struggling with feeding the machine of YouTube because every week it's the grind of, like, got to make something that's going to get views and we have all this responsibility, you know, and so we can't just necessarily do whatever we want because of that. And so I was like, I don't want to keep doing that. And so I sat down and was like, all right, to kind of fix this in my own internal processing, I'm going to draw on my iPad and create like a kid. Kids don't really plan anything. They're just like, oh, let me just draw and have fun here. So I wasn't like, I'm going to turn this into something. I need to have this make sense. It was like, there's zero thinking, just imagination.

[Michael]

That's cool.

[Justin Stewart]

And because of that, I'm sitting there with my kids and my daughter is. Is drawing with me. And it was so fun. It felt so freeing to kind of just like, not have those, like, borders around.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

And just purely imagination. And so she was coming up with some of the character names with me. Like one of the guys, his name is Goosebob. And that was because of her. That sounds like, what's his name? Goosebob. I'm like, that is so random. And that's perfect. And so I again, after I finished drawing, instead of my computer, I'm like, I just want to write. And so I wrote out a story. And then after a long time, I was like, man, I actually have something here that I think is really cool that I'd love to share with the world because I got so much joy and energy out of creating in this way, because I've been creating 2500 videos over 14 years. But I'm like, this storytelling, and I just love storytelling was so energizing for me that I'm like, I could keep doing this. And my kids are involved because they're sitting there with me. I'm writing it.

[Josh]

Oh, cool.

[Justin Stewart]

For them and for other people. And so I'm like, man, let me pursue this. And it started to turn into something that's sick.

[Andy]

I love that.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's very cool.

[Andy]

We should write a book. Oh, yeah, just a. Yeah, that's right.

[Justin Stewart]

Made up conspiracies for kids.

[Josh]

Yeah. And actually an introduction to Conspiracy World for children.

[Michael]

That. Yeah, that needs to exist.

[Andy]

But it's like conspiracies about their parents.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It's like, are we really out of cookies, though? Because I keep seeing mom sneak into the. The pantry at ten o' clock at night. Interesting.

[Josh]

Interesting.

[Andy]

It can't be trusted.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Crazy stuff. Thanks for sharing that, dude.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, no problem.

[Andy]

Yeah, we'll have the link in the description if you guys want to order his book, volume two, out. When? Today, right? When?

[Justin Stewart]

April 7th.

[Andy]

April 7th. Okay. Yeah. Cool. Right around the corner.

[Josh]

Yeah. Well, this. Yeah, this comes out next week.

[Andy]

Yes. So just for you is.

[Josh]

We're out right now. This is next week.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Book one is out right now, but book two is. And I have like four more coming as well.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's awesome. Very cool.

[Justin Stewart]

Pursuing a feature length animation as well with it.

[Michael]

Nice.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Do you want any voice actors?

[Andy]

Oh, please.

[Justin Stewart]

You guys want to be in it?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

You want to be in the audiobook too?

[Andy]

Yes, happily.

[Josh]

Dude.

[Justin Stewart]

As a voice actor, the audiobook was like one of my favorite parts of this because, like, I did a few of the voices and. And it has music and it's. It's so fun, dude.

[Andy]

But we want to.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, dude, I'll take you up on that, man. I'll. I'll hit you guys up.

[Andy]

We want to do voice acting so bad.

[Josh]

I've always wanted. Literally since a child, I've wanted to do it. Dude, that'd be sick.

[Andy]

I want to be Goosebump.

[Josh]

No, I call Goosebumps on Goosebump. Oh, go ahead.

[Michael]

I feel like this is where you transition to everything that gets this video demonetized.

[Josh]

Yeah, we can do that.

[Andy]

YouTube, stop paying attention. We're at the 30 minute mark to Israel. Pro cons.

[Justin Stewart]

Wait, how do you guys do that? How do you talk about all these things and not get constantly demonetized?

[Josh]

Oh, we do.

[Andy]

I mean, I mean, we.

[Michael]

We dance the line, but literally we have people who watch our show who are like, I hit the bell and I can't even find your recent uploads. What do you mean? They exist? Like, I had a friend who took a screenshot. He was like, I'm on your channel. I don't see your last three videos. You said you kept uploading. And he sent me the screenshot. They're just not there.

[Josh]

So it's like I talked to YouTube as well, and they're like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm like, well, something's happening. Yeah, something's happening.

[Justin Stewart]

Well, you guys are still getting good views, so clearly.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's. It's going up and down. It's going up now a little bit. Because you guys are helping us by commenting and liking the video, right?

[Andy]

Yes. And telling your grandmother about the podcast.

[Michael]

And this is all a joke. We love you YouTube?

[Josh]

Oh, of course we do. We love Israel. We wouldn't be here without YouTube. But you guys hear what the government just purchased?

[Andy]

No, I did not.

[Justin Stewart]

Is it a vehicle?

[Josh]

It is not. Well, it's a vehicle. No, it's not. It could be. No, it's not.

[Justin Stewart]

Something to do with AI.

[Michael]

Challenge accepted. What is it?

[Josh]

A domain name to carry what into fruition. The government, meaning the US Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which is responsible for purchasing domain names@.gov. Just purchase on March 17th. Aliens.gov.

[Michael]

yup.

[Josh]

And alien.gov.

[Andy]

whoa. What?

[Justin Stewart]

How do people figure this out?

[Josh]

I don't know. I just. I write off the coattails of people that do the real research.

[Justin Stewart]

So what does that. What does that mean to you guys?

[Josh]

Huh?

[Justin Stewart]

What does that mean to you?

[Michael]

I think it's a side.

[Josh]

It's something.

[Andy]

They've been teasing this for years, man.

[Michael]

Well, Trump, why now?

[Josh]

Was it a month ago? Two months ago? Trump's like, we're going to disclose a lot of the ufo alien stuff. And then they purchased these websites. So I don't know. Ultimately, I think it's going to be a massive psyop, though.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

You think they're actually going to disclose stuff? They always say, hey, we're going to show you this. And then, oh, we forgot.

[Josh]

No, I don't think they're going to disclose anything.

[Michael]

I mean, I think it's all in response into what he was refusing to disclose. So depending on how escalated that conversation gets. Depends what fake stories do get disclosed. Yeah, that's what I think. Yeah.

[Josh]

I think they. They can pick and choose. Like, so the whole disclosure thing, I think when. When administration's like, under fire, you know, they're like, okay, well, look at aliens. Look over here. And people are like, oh, wow.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But it's never enough. It's always just little bits. And a lot of it, I really think, is just fake stuff. No.

[Andy]

Yeah. Nothing can be trusted now unless humans see it for their own self in front of their face. And even then we've done that with the New Jersey drones. Like, you can't really even trust that.

[Josh]

I know.

[Michael]

Or even here. Now. That's the craziest thing from Jesse Michaels, that podcast we did. You could hear something and it could be fake.

[Andy]

Jesse Carey.

[Josh]

Jesse.

[Michael]

Sorry.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

And with AI, it's like, I feel like it makes it impossible now.

[Andy]

Yeah. 100. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's really. There's no way. You can't trust me. Anything.

[Josh]

Speaking of the AI, Stuff. This is not going to be great for our YouTube. Netanyahu. Oh, with.

[Justin Stewart]

Yes, I've seen that.

[Josh]

So it's. It is confirmed. He's alive. He just did a press conference yesterday or the 17th, whatever the day is. I don't know, 19th. But it was super weird. The whole thing was weird. People were like, he's dead. There's a bomb. He's gone. And then these videos started popping up. And, like, look at. He's talking and there's six fingers. It's clearly a. I. Then he was in the coffee shop. I don't know if you saw that. And, like, people were, like, picking apart

[Andy]

that his teeth were weird. The date was off on the back screen. Everyone. I saw it. I'm like, this doesn't seem like a normal video at all.

[Josh]

And then he had the. The thing where he's, like, walking with Huckabee, and he's like, they really think I'm alive. I'm here with all five fingers. And he's like, here's my punch card. I'm getting the names off. And you're like, this is so weird.

[Andy]

Yeah, they're playing into it almost.

[Josh]

And this one guy pointed out I saw on TikTok, he's like, you think they don't know this? He's like, whoever is doing this whole thing, they know that you're going to watch these videos and try to pick them apart. So, like, they're trying to make you believe something. They're way ahead of you, basically. You're not this detective that's finding out, oh, it's AI. It's like, no, they know that you're thinking this.

[Andy]

Yeah. These are the same people that are, like, finding, like. Like, hints inside of Stranger Things trailers and, like, the final episode and, like, putting it all together. And, like, we're way off.

[Josh]

It's just. It's weird, though. It's like, yeah.

[Andy]

Why? What's happening? Like, what's the purpose behind Justin?

[Josh]

What's happening?

[Andy]

Antichrist, Probably.

[Josh]

Probably.

[Justin Stewart]

Wait, what do you guys think about the. Because I haven't heard your perspective on the aliens. Like, let's say they drop this website and they actually disclose things. What is it, in your opinion? What's going on?

[Andy]

That's the thing. It's like. I mean, what. Anything they drop, I'm not going to believe is the truth because there's always some. Something. Some agenda behind it.

[Josh]

I believe, personally, and my opinion has changed multiple times. Right now, I'm kind of under the impression that over 90% of what people see, as far as UFOs and stuff is government stuff, I think there's a very small majority that is, I would say, not extraterrestrial but like supernatural. And that's just solely based off of like what's in scripture and like these heavenly beings and angels and they will look wild. And I don't doubt people's abduction stories, but if you compare these abduction stories and they talk a lot about it on blurry, they interview a lot of people, these abduction stories are very similar to the satanic ritual abuse ceremonies that people go through. And so right now I believe that these real aliens that people were talking about, these abductions interactions are in some way a demonic entity, whether or not they're demons or part of something more. Because I think the spiritual realm is so big that we can't even comprehend it. I don't think it's just like angels and demons. I think it's like legions of different types of heavenly beings and legions of different types of fallen creatures, you know, and I have nothing to prove that, but it just seems, I mean God is way bigger than we can imagine. So why wouldn't the supernatural realm be the exact same?

[Andy]

Yeah, if the higher up officials know this, which some, you know, would deep state or whatever, they know this, they're never going to admit that to the public. They're never going to show proof of that to the public because that's something beyond out of their control. And if that's real to the public, then everyone, they're not going to listen to anything they say because there's such a bigger picture here. They want control, they want to control the narrative. And so that's the thing. Anything that's released is just going to be baloney. Like it's just going to be straight up, you know, Hollywood stuff.

[Josh]

It does seem like it's being set up though for a great deception of some sort of.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, I agree.

[Andy]

Which would be fun, honestly. It would be fun to be able to be on the ground and see something and say, oh, this is fake. Yeah, this is all just a big scam.

[Josh]

I think it would really mess with your head though. I mean, because a lot of people's.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Propaganda in and of itself. I think we think we're above that and that we can't be manipulated. But we are so easily manipulated.

[Michael]

See, but they, they have to, if they do this like bluebeam or whatever, if they actually make stuff appear to look a certain way, they have to do it in a way that makes those things either seem so Ambiguous that you don't know what to do with it. Or so benevolent that no one, no redneck, intends harm to it. Because I promise you, if some glowing red thing going is over my backyard looking down at me, I might dump a couple shells.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Michael]

So it's like.

[Josh]

I mean, even talking to Jesse Kerry, like with the. This guy we had on Jesse Carey, he was. He's the content director, something of producer of Ironclad, which is. They do a lot of. They did Sean Ryan's show Psyop, but he was talking about these weapons that he talked to someone in the Navy about General in the Navy or something where it's like you enter into basically a force field to where it feels like time is manipulated. And like they even made their own contraption to where people thought that they were hearing voices in their head. Like Jesse Carey and his team made that. It's like.

[Andy]

Yeah, like actual telepathy. They've test. They tested on screen showed they had

[Josh]

shown basically just a laser frequency that they hit the bone in your ear and it vibrates to where it sounds like there's a voice in your head.

[Michael]

But they can pinpoint it to you. And that's not even make you feel like you're going crazy just by. And they vibrating a voice.

[Justin Stewart]

You have to be still or you can.

[Michael]

So like you could walk through. I mean, they can expand it so like. Like light you can pinch to a point or open and it would change the pitch. But so you could be sitting here and like a voice could come and say, get out of the room, get

[Josh]

out of the room.

[Michael]

Get out of the room. And you'd like be losing it. We'd be like, what's wrong with you? And you'd think you'd gone insane.

[Andy]

They created it and tested it on actual police officers.

[Josh]

And they're not in the government, they just make videos. And so that's what I'm saying. Like this deception, it won't be like a projector screen in the air. It's like they have, I think I know technology to really, really manipulate people. And that's what's scary.

[Michael]

I mean, you think of like. Like when the Holy Spirit descended and everyone heard languages in their own voices. But think about like the cult you could erect if you use that tech and had like a face to the event that you staged. Now suddenly all these people. I hear it in my language. Well, yeah, there's people talking to you. That's completely possible now.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I was at a resort recently and this Guy came up to me and my friend while we were talking, and he was like, yeah, I'm in the. I'm in the military and work with the government. I have this person's number. He's just giving me all this information. And he's like, yeah, there's going to be stuff that's going to be disclosed about UFOs and aliens and stuff. But he's like, it's all a big deception. And even afterwards, he's coming up, he's like, don't tell anybody about me. I was like, who are you?

[Josh]

Oh, so he's just a rando?

[Justin Stewart]

That came up pretty much. My friend was talking to him for a while, and then I think we. He told him, like, yeah, we're making a YouTube video. And. And then he came and sat down and talked to us for like, 10 minutes and was just like, yeah, I'm in. I'm in the government a little bit and working with people. And he's like, don't be deceived. Like, okay.

[Andy]

And that's the tough thing. What if it is like, you know, they're gearing up for a great deception, but then they, like, something actually does happen, but then the government claims this was us, you know?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And it's like, it could have been real. We don't know.

[Josh]

I'm telling you, I said, they're so smart at manipulating people.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, they were just a bunch of trained people. I don't know, sheep. Like, we're just like guinea pigs. Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, like, they have a. They. I mean, they have teams upon teams that their only job is to understand the human mind and our culture, and they're gonna do whatever they can to keep control.

[Josh]

And I really think there's truly only one thing to keep you from being deceived, and that is true holy discernment from God. That's the only thing that could break it.

[Andy]

And the only way you get discernment is by being obedient to God's word. And then you will be very clear of what the Holy Spirit is telling you to do. So obey people. And 99% obedience does not equal obedience.

[Justin Stewart]

I got a message disobedience from some this, my friend, a long time ago that I took a screenshot of, because in. In it, he said something really, really good. He said, you will amplify what you accommodate. The message you give your time to is the message that you'll amplify through your life. Protect your heart and mind, and make sure that the people you're closest to are the ones who are closest to God. But that statement of you'll amplify what you accommodate. So if you don't have a relationship with Jesus Christ and you're just like every wave that's coming your way, you have no focus. But if you're. And you're always focused on this thing over here, it's like you're going to amplify that in your life. And you're constantly deceived and constantly tossed around.

[Josh]

And so it's like living in fear.

[Andy]

And you see that people like who you know. Everyone knows somebody who's just being immersed in drama in their life. Like that's every day is a crisis because of something. It's like that makes total sense. Like. Yeah, because you surround yourself by it and you consume yourself with it. That's just all your existence becomes at a certain point.

[Michael]

Dude, we are unintentional echoes of our environment.

[Andy]

You are what you surround yourself with.

[Josh]

Echo.

[Andy]

What was that?

[Josh]

Speaking of echoes.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, 2027 is going to be a terrible year.

[Andy]

We're a long ways off. Josh, don't be so negative.

[Justin Stewart]

Every side of a coin has another side too though.

[Josh]

This. Both sides are bad. I think on this one it's one

[Andy]

of those double sided coins like Harvey Dent.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'll tell you all about it right after. This side's not going anywhere.

[Andy]

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[Andy]

Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to break it up the podcast everybody, but we're gonna get right back to it. Don't worry about it. Just a second. Hold on to your trousers.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

That's a simple question.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

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[Josh]

That's what we want to do. That.

[Andy]

We want to do that. That's what we're here right now to do.

[Josh]

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[Andy]

Very short form guys. That's all we're asking you to do. We just want you to support the Show. And we'll. In return of that, guess what? We're going to give you something free. And listen, it could be a sticker, it could be a shirt. It could be my firstborn child. You don't know. And that's the exciting part about it

[Josh]

could be a bomb.

[Justin Stewart]

It could be.

[Andy]

Don't. No, that's. Someone's probably listening to this in the airport.

[Josh]

There's a lot happening if you're in the airport listening to this. It's a bomb. Don't say that. It's a bomb.

[Justin Stewart]

Stop.

[Josh]

There's a bomb. Just don't do that.

[Andy]

No, there's no bomb. There's no bomb.

[Josh]

This person has a bomb.

[Andy]

Whoever's listening to this in the airport, stop it. You're going to get. This is now we're definitely flagged.

[Josh]

Okay, I'm just joking.

[Andy]

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[Josh]

Okay, bye.

[Andy]

But no matter.

[Justin Stewart]

What the heck.

[Josh]

Oh, there's my wife's glasses. You can have them.

[Justin Stewart]

You can have them.

[Josh]

Oh yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Is that trendy?

[Andy]

Slick?

[Josh]

I think so.

[Andy]

I like it.

[Josh]

I think that's trendy.

[Justin Stewart]

Finally.

[Andy]

I'm glad you told me about Chuck Norris because as soon as I opened my tick tock, that was the first video.

[Josh]

He's everywhere.

[Andy]

But dude, he was like punching and fighting, kickboxing the day before he died. It's crazy. It's so sad. But I'm like, it's. I literally thought like something had been like bomb like crazy or something. Like I truly thought like, this is worse.

[Josh]

We have bombs every day.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh]

We have wars every day.

[Andy]

Listen, San Francisco's gone, but Chuck Norris is dead. Everybody.

[Josh]

Did you hear about San Francisco?

[Andy]

No.

[Josh]

I gotta do more research. I'll just say what I know.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Scientists are saying San Francisco is sinking at a rapid rate.

[Andy]

What do you mean?

[Josh]

They're like, the scientists are like, listen, every city kind of sinks and stuff like that. Like New York just sinking. It's like we're all sinking. We're all sinking. But they're saying San Francisco. They're like within the next two years, you have no idea. Like the water is going to come up a lot.

[Andy]

Interesting.

[Josh]

They're saying with that.

[Michael]

Well, they have earthquakes, right?

[Josh]

Moving around.

[Michael]

They have a bunch of earthquakes though, right?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Are they close to a fault line or something?

[Josh]

I think all California is. California is just one big fault line. And it's not their Fault kind of is. I mean, did you see that TV

[Justin Stewart]

show a while back about California? The. The sinkhole. Know what it's called?

[Andy]

No. Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

It was a gigantic sinkhole in the city. And then once you go in it, you're. You go into this whole new realm.

[Josh]

Realm.

[Andy]

Yeah. I did not know about. This is a brand for us.

[Justin Stewart]

I forgot the name of it, but it's a whole. Exactly. About that.

[Josh]

I think you're thinking of skid row. Those guys are in another world.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, well, that is true.

[Josh]

No, I have not heard.

[Justin Stewart]

Okay, I'll figure out the name.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy]

Interesting.

[Justin Stewart]

You'd like it.

[Josh]

Yeah. San Francisco is sinking.

[Andy]

I've always heard that, like the. That we're like constantly moving. Like California is like moving like an eighth of an inch each year. Like the, like towards like China and Japan. I'm like 300,000 years. We're going to be like we're next door neighbors or something. Crazy.

[Josh]

Yeah. So I don't know exactly what's happening in San Francisco. They just said the water's rising like crazy, but also. So it's water rising. Land is sinking. So it's going to go like.

[Andy]

Maybe it's too heavy probably.

[Michael]

You should make a hypothetical prediction.

[Josh]

2027. I think a lot's going to happen in 2027. If you want me to get into it, I'll get into it.

[Andy]

Get into it. You already teased it.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah. Is that what you were going to share before we took a break?

[Josh]

Before we went pee pee?

[Andy]

Yeah, pee pee.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Break this down. What's going on?

[Josh]

Pee pee. Well, basically I was going to make a joke about peeing, but it wasn't lining up.

[Justin Stewart]

No pun.

[Josh]

No. I kind of think. I'm not that quick. Andy's the quick one. I'll move on.

[Andy]

If you don't move on, you're gonna. You're in trouble. You're in trouble.

[Michael]

Nice.

[Josh]

That was all right.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Josh]

Have we heard about El Nino?

[Andy]

El Nino.

[Michael]

Another one.

[Josh]

People are always saying El Nino, El Nino.

[Andy]

I remember the TikTok trend.

[Justin Stewart]

People are always saying.

[Josh]

They are. My dad even said it the other day. I'm like, what is that?

[Michael]

What is an El Nino?

[Josh]

He's like, yeah, there's a lot of rain.

[Michael]

El Nino.

[Josh]

I don't know what that means, dad.

[Andy]

Speak English.

[Josh]

But it's not great.

[Andy]

What do you mean? More bad news.

[Josh]

It's. It's not great. It's not looking great. So. El Nino is a climate cycle where surface waters in the equatorial Pacific become warmer than normal, which release stored ocean heat into the atmosphere. So it's basically like a big ocean hot fart.

[Andy]

Got it.

[Michael]

Pacific surf season.

[Andy]

It's. It's storing heat.

[Josh]

Yeah. And it releases the heat from deep. There's like, one video I saw, it said, like, hundreds of years worth of hotness.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Isn't it called up dwelling?

[Josh]

Your guess is as good as mine,

[Michael]

maybe a little better.

[Justin Stewart]

What are the repercussions of that?

[Josh]

Well, they're saying that there is a very high likely that this year is going to produce a super El Nino. And those happen not so often a grande El Nino, but they're saying the implications of it, like, it basically makes the whole Earth crazy hot. And they're saying it's going to happen in 2026, but we won't feel the repercussions of it till 2027. Saying that 2027 could be one of the hottest years in Earth's history.

[Andy]

2027 is gonna be on fire.

[Josh]

2027 could be the hottest year in Earth's history.

[Andy]

What are we gonna do about that?

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Andy]

It's already hot.

[Josh]

It's pretty hot.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Go to a cold place and then it'll be normal.

[Andy]

True, true.

[Josh]

I think Justin's onto something.

[Andy]

We got big brains over there. Everyone moved to Alaska, but.

[Josh]

Yeah. So 2027, we got that. Didn't we? Talk about in the prophecy of the Popes, wasn't 2027 the year?

[Andy]

2027 has always been the year.

[Josh]

That's what I'm saying.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

There's always something in 2027 there.

[Andy]

Yeah. There's like. We can't. I can't remember all of it, but there's like, a ton and ton of, like, predictions, ancient predictions that go to the year 2027. And I've been, you know, for past two years, we've been on this train of, like, it's gonna happen.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

So, like, what. What month? Just the entirety of 2027.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Andy]

January always starts.

[Josh]

You're asking me questions. I don't know, Justin.

[Justin Stewart]

Somebody was saying that the whole calendar year is, like, messed up. That. Yeah, it's not. January is not the start of the year. It's actually. It's either March or April.

[Josh]

There's a lot of, like, the dawn

[Andy]

of time kind of like, people think Monday is the beginning of the week when it's actually Sunday. So it's like. That's probably. It probably is. Like, we're just beginning. Happy New Year, by the way.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, yeah. Happy New Year.

[Andy]

Happy New Year.

[Michael]

Congrats.

[Andy]

So I'm not late on my New Year's resolutions. Yeah, I still have time to lose weight.

[Josh]

There you go.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Josh]

2027. Got to hit start. Whatever. 2027.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I saw this man speaking. He's this Jewish rabbi.

[Andy]

Mm.

[Michael]

Gotta believe him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

What did you just say?

[Josh]

Jewish rabbi? I don't know who this man was. I just saw that he was a rabbi. And he's speaking of what he said they believe in. Meaning the. I believe it's the Hasidic or the Chabad Jewish sect. Don't quote me on this. I don't know for sure. But he said Trump has been chosen as the non Jewish Messiah. He is basically, in a way, the reincarnation of Cyrus the Great. King cyrus of Babylon, 2400 years ago, basically took in the Jews and then he helped rebuild the temple. Cyrus the Great. And so they have these coins. I think we've shown it on the podcast before. They have these coins. How do you say the word commemorate? Yeah, that word. With Trump and Cyrus on one side of the coin and then the Third Temple on the other side of the coin. And he said the non Jewish Messiah, this new Cyrus the Great has to be. Has to come before the Messiah comes. And he's saying, according to their prophecy, that the absolute deadline for the redemption with this new Messiah coming back or coming their Messiah, which I would think that's the Antichrist to us. Messiah coming is the Jewish year 5787, which is October 2, 2027.

[Justin Stewart]

Ooh.

[Andy]

I'm telling you, it's piling up, man.

[Justin Stewart]

Man. So but since they don't believe the Messiah is.

[Josh]

They believe Jesus is not the Messiah. They believe the Messiah is still yet to come.

[Justin Stewart]

So then all of that is clearly incorrect, right?

[Josh]

It could be. I would say, yes, it's incorrect for us. But it's like, is their Messiah are Antichrist? You know, I'm saying.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Andy]

A twofer.

[Josh]

I don't know. Or is there no Messiah coming? And they'll just be like, whose hair is that?

[Michael]

Lucy does look like that's Irish degree.

[Andy]

Honestly. Yeah, Looks like.

[Michael]

Looks like Baron with a slick back mullet.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Michael]

And a beard.

[Josh]

It's. It's interesting and it's weird. And we could probably talk more about on Patreon because YouTube doesn't like when we talk about this stuff too much. I just found the weird correlation with 2027 popping up over and over and over and over again.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And it could just be like a 2012 situation. All over again. Was it 2012?

[Andy]

Yeah, that was like more the Mayan calendar thing. Yeah, that was it. That was, that was it. But I don't know, there's just like that we haven't had a year. I don't think that like has just felt so doomy with all these ancient correlations. Yeah, so that's the, that's the thing for me.

[Justin Stewart]

Do you think back in the day people were doing, like, had these sort of predictions?

[Josh]

Sure, I'm sure.

[Andy]

Right.

[Justin Stewart]

You think it was less or more or like.

[Andy]

I think it was just different. I mean, like, I always. We always make the joke of like, imagine like the Mayans back in the day, or ancient native tribes seeing a solar eclipse for the first time. They probably thought the world was ending. Right. Like for them who didn't know, you know, that that had to been absolutely crazy. So it's things like that, you know.

[Michael]

But the Magi traveled for years following a star, so they were following predictions.

[Andy]

But for me, it's one of those things we can't keep progressing. Like there's gonna be somebody that's too trigger happy, that starts a nuclear war. Like we can't keep. Or like, I mean, just a great

[Josh]

reset, like a AI takeover, a whatever. Like, and it has to be something.

[Andy]

And it is like one of those sci fi movies from the 80s where it's very dystopian. All these rich people and everyone else, like everyone is living on the streets and it's just this terrible, terrible, apocalyptic type of world. I just don't see that we keep going the way we're going now, like this. It's too crazy. Yeah, like, and maybe that's what everyone says, but it's just like, at what point? I mean, you can't keep creating AI verse. Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Did you see that new movie with Chris Pratt with the AI Courtroom?

[Andy]

I didn't see it. I heard I got terrible reviews. But the concept of it is not far off because we've, I mean, we've had that where people, you know, you're, you're seeing that and like people are literally trying to use AI avatars in court. And so it's like, it would be, it would make sense on paper. Like, you know, something that's unbiased, but it's like, how can you create that? Because the person that created it is not, you know, unbiased. So it's weird, man. It's just strange. It's just a weird, weird world. And 2027 feels very doomy for some reason.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, it feels doomy right now.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So it's like. It seems like, well, how is it going to get better? Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

AI Versus sasquatch. Who's going on top?

[Josh]

Dude, Sasquatch. He's got it.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Andy]

He's interdimensional.

[Josh]

AI knows nothing about sasquatch. Literally knows nothing about bigfoot.

[Justin Stewart]

I went on a sasquatch bigfoot hunt. You know that?

[Josh]

I would love to hear about this.

[Andy]

When did this happen?

[Justin Stewart]

Like, two, three years ago.

[Andy]

We're at.

[Justin Stewart]

In Colorado. There is a guy there who owns a bigfoot store, like, in kind of in the middle of the mountains. And we hit him up, and we're like, hey, we. Because he offers tours. Like, we'd like to come experience this. And so we went by horseback into the mountains in this camp and set up our tents. And he was telling us all about everything. He showed us his. His shop. He has a museum in his shop of all these artifacts and stuff. And then at night, we went out hunting. And, man, like.

[Josh]

Like, sight. Like, look. Hunting or like, you got going guns and stuff.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Not. Not guns. Just walking around and him showing us, like, yep. You see this right here? And then it was just crazy. And I was. I never experienced anything like that. Nothing happened.

[Andy]

But I.

[Justin Stewart]

Because I was, like, yelling. I'm like, if sasquatch is here, like, come get me. Because, like, I'm a tackle. If I see anything, I was like, I'm gonna sprint after it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

And the guy's like, hey, take it easy.

[Andy]

He's got his cousin dressed up in a bigfoot costume. Maybe we should give him some space. I'm. Why'd you bring a knife?

[Michael]

I don't you have a gun?

[Andy]

Yeah. Let's go over here.

[Justin Stewart]

I don't.

[Andy]

Eddie, run.

[Josh]

Was it. Was it a little spooky, though?

[Justin Stewart]

I guess it was a little spooky. We kept hearing stuff. But, I mean, do you like scary stuff? No, I don't like scary stuff. But it was just fascinating because, like, I never heard anybody who was into that, Let alone their whole livelihood.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

And job is sasquatch stuff.

[Josh]

And he's claimed to have seen it.

[Justin Stewart]

Yes, he will. He will expand upon any story, Multiple stories. And, like, I'm like, you almost kind

[Josh]

of have to believe those guys a little bit. If their whole life. It's like, if that happened to you, you'd be like, okay, well, now my whole life is trying to bring attention to the fact that I saw this bigfoot.

[Andy]

Yeah. Well, my wife, you know, took the kids and left Me at, like, the age of 23, and I had nothing else better to do. I might just grab on to Bigfoot.

[Justin Stewart]

He would show us, like, clips on cameras and sounds of. Of things as well. And I mean, definitely interesting and strange

[Andy]

things to convince you at all. Your opinion change at all.

[Justin Stewart]

No. Yeah, but it was. It was. It was. I was just, like, taking it all in. I'm like, this is fascinating. Like, sure.

[Josh]

Do you believe there is a Bigfoot type of creature in the world?

[Justin Stewart]

No, I don't. I don't know why there would be. Yeah, I feel like I don't know. I just can't explain why, but I'm just like, why. Why would it not constantly show up? And how is it this super intelligence or whatever people think it is? And why it has to be. If it is real, it has to be some sort of demonic entity.

[Josh]

Every. I just want to mention, every time someone says that they don't believe in Bigfoot, Nate Henry from Blurry Creatures loses a Horcrux.

[Andy]

He's on the verge right now. Guys believe. No, it's just like Santa's sleigh. It doesn't work without the belief made. Henry's legs don't work in the morning.

[Josh]

What's happening?

[Andy]

People are losing belief. The world has to believe.

[Justin Stewart]

That's the only experience. That is the only experience I've had. So, I mean, I feel like my opinion isn't really solidified.

[Andy]

Do you believe in aliens? No.

[Josh]

No, not in any.

[Andy]

You're asking for a dude.

[Justin Stewart]

No, I don't.

[Josh]

Nothing.

[Justin Stewart]

I will literally, like I said, on the Sasquatch hunt, I'm like, if he's here, come get me. Like, I'll take you on right now. If there's an alien out there, I'd like to see him try.

[Josh]

So I guess we. I basically just talk too much during the alien thing. What do you think about the whole UFO stuff then?

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, like. Well, I think what you kind of mentioned it, like, the government. I feel like the government is involved in some sort of deception. Of course, like, not thing. Yeah, I think the government is definitely involved. But then if there are. If there is something. The only thing I could pinpoint it on is, like, it's just demonic. Yeah, it's some sort of. Because I. I listened to a podcast recently of this. This exorcist, which I never seen anything like that, never heard stories, and I was just fascinated by and hear him talking about, like, spiritual stuff. I'm like, clearly he's seen some things, and the way he's describing what he has seen. I'm like, well, I guess somebody could say that's an alien or something, but it's just a demon manifesting in some sort of way or whatever's going on. Like we were saying earlier about the spiritual realm. Who knows what's going on? I had a friend, I know he was super into New Age, and he was talking about his experience, how he would astral project and he would, you know, astral project and he'd see his body and he would be able to see his whole neighborhood. And he's like, I remember going up there and there are all these spiritual beings who were very intrigued by me, like, how am I up here? And they'd come and gravitate towards him, and he saw around the neighborhood different portals, and they did not want him to go over there. And so his experience was he had a real experience of this and didn't know how to describe it in the spiritual realm. Like, clearly, stuff is going on in the spiritual realm that we don't understand what it looks like, but it is probably some of the things that people describe exactly that. But it's just demonic entities causing disruption.

[Andy]

There's a reason why the CIA did a study on acid and used it on civilians, unknowingly used them on civilians. There's something to it, that realm that the mind can access whenever it's open. It's so scary. It really is just terrifying.

[Michael]

The thing for me is, like, when people take hallucinogenics or things that make you trip, and they always. Not always, but, like, so commonly without, like, cross cultures, you know, different friend groups, whatever, but they arrive in the

[Josh]

same trippy place or the same type of entities, same things.

[Michael]

Like, I've talked to people, been like, yeah, this is what I heard. They're like, yeah, I've done it. I've seen it.

[Andy]

And I'm like, I met this strange creature called Goosebob. This is my sleep paralysis demon, you know. Oh, yes. Terrifying.

[Justin Stewart]

I think, like, the things we experience, too. Like, for example, when I was watching that podcast, it was at night and I was in my room, and it was all about, like, demons and exorcism and stuff. And I go outside of my room, and in my hallway, we have, like, a big rug, and the rug was completely, like, folded over in a weird way, because I just watched that podcast. I was, like, tripping out. I'm like, I know my kids wouldn't do this. I don't know why my wife would have done this. And I was just like, is something going on here? I could have just left it at that and been like, something's going on here. And I don't know how to explain it. But then I went back in my room. I'm like, did you do something to the rug for some and not put it back? She's like, oh, yeah, there's water that was coming in through the door and it spilled on the rug. But I feel like maybe that's similar to a lot of people's experience without context. Yeah, they're kind of like, this is weird. And I can't explain it because I didn't do it. But clear is just my wife moving the rug.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And our minds get ahead of us quite a bit. I was just reading Psalm 91 over the girls room the other night. Just, you know, just check them up in the night and just had the inkling and the idea to read it. So I'll never say no to that because it's like, why? You know, if my heart ever wants to read scripture, it's like, that's probably God. You know, like our bodies usually don't just like, want to be like, you know what, at 10 o' clock at night, I'm going to read scripture in my girls bedrooms. And I was up there and I was literally like on her bunk bed just reading it out loud, like whispering it. And then no joke, just feel something or felt like I saw. And I literally got scared to even look over there, but I forced myself to look over there and I just continued to keep reading it. And it's stuff like that. It's like, you know, like you don't know how much your mind tricks you or if there's actual stuff out there. And that's the things. The problem with all of this deception. It's like we're just not going to know what's real and what's not. And so we just have to. Obviously we just had to cling to Jesus, but golly, man, it's just. You just never know.

[Michael]

The Bigfoot stuff is fun to me, but when it goes demons, like, that's where I'm like, because. Because there's a reality there. Like, I will never hunt again if my life becomes like trying to walk into the woods after doing a podcast where like even like you guys tell stories of seeing things or when the. Dude. Whenever I flashback to the Halloween episode and your story, like, I have to fight to get that story out of my head. But I thought about it often.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Do you know what happened the Other night, Lily, they went out with her friends, my wife, to dinner, and she was coming home. She called me. She's like, can you please meet me by the car? I'm like, what's up? She's like, I am so convinced. I just saw a ghost in the field right next to her house.

[Andy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh]

I'm like, okay. I'm like. And I came out there. She's like, it. I looked like a ghost was in that field.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, okay, whatever. And she's like, can you please take the trash to the curb? I'm like, yeah. It was the scary thing I've ever done.

[Andy]

Yeah. It was not a problem. I could do it.

[Josh]

I ran so fast.

[Michael]

I was like, don't look at the field. Don't look at the field.

[Josh]

So scary. I don't deal good with scary stuff.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Hate scary stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah, It's. Yeah. I mean, I would just, like if I had that feeling. I mean, there's obviously stuff that I don't like. If I get convicted to not. I just won't fight against that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

But everyone's different, so it's just bad to fight against that. Yeah. Very strange, spooky stuff. Feels like a Halloween episode almost.

[Josh]

A little bit.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, it's also spooky what's going on with the airports.

[Andy]

Yeah. Or I found Orlando. I thought that was you guys.

[Josh]

Drive or fly?

[Justin Stewart]

Fly.

[Josh]

You flew. Was it. Was there any craziness that happened with your flight down here?

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, well, they had to. We were about to take off, and they're like, the back bathroom pipe is not working, so we have to fix it. So we had to stop for, like, an hour. But getting through the airport was surprisingly good.

[Josh]

That's great, because that's not a lot of people's cases around the country. There's, like, people that are waiting, like, four hours. And of course, it's the government shutdown with the not agreeing on the Homeland Security budget or whatever. But I'm like, this is so silly that it's like. Like, just pay the TSA workers. Like, that's, like, one of the most. Because they're. They're classified as essential workers tsa. But it's like, well, we're not. We can't pay you. We have to wait to pay you until this gets passed. And it's like. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. It's crazy, but it's just. It's weird how. It's like. It's just all weird stuff happening right now. But, like, the Denver Airport. I don't know if you saw that. All the electricity went out.

[Andy]

No. What?

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, yeah. No, I didn't hear that.

[Josh]

Yeah, all the electricity went out. And there's a video of just thousands of people in there and just like a dark airport.

[Andy]

That airport.

[Justin Stewart]

That's the worst airport.

[Josh]

I know, I know.

[Andy]

It's. That would be such a scary time for that place to like. That would be the worst time in the worst place to be in.

[Justin Stewart]

The gargoyle lights are turning red.

[Andy]

That shouldn't be working.

[Josh]

The Blucifer horse is the only thing that has power and is in the airport.

[Justin Stewart]

All of a sudden.

[Michael]

Oh, dude. It's just dark and you hear horse hooves. So scary.

[Andy]

The lights come on. It's just some guy with coconuts. You're like, what are you doing, man? Stop.

[Josh]

Yeah, dude. And then there's the. The bomb threat on that flight to Nashville. Did you see that?

[Justin Stewart]

No, did not see that one.

[Josh]

It was. I think they were going. Was it from Atlanta to Nashville or.

[Andy]

No, it was Nashville, but they. There. They. They were going south, but they had to do emergency landing in Atlanta because

[Josh]

there's a bomb threat on the plane. And they had sent a whole SWAT team in there and, like, arrested a dude. And then after that, it's like, canceled flight. Canceled flight. Cancel. Our flight was canceled from California.

[Andy]

Yeah, but they were screaming at this dude on the plane. Everyone on the plane, hands up, heads down, hands up, head like, scream, dude, how terrifying is that on a plane? Like, you're just like. You got your headphones in, you're just watching a show. And then suddenly.

[Justin Stewart]

So he was yelling at.

[Michael]

No, no.

[Andy]

The SWAT team came on, told everyone, hands up, head down. Because they were trying to find the guy who was on there that apparently.

[Josh]

But nothing came out about him.

[Justin Stewart]

Really?

[Josh]

Yeah, as far as I could see.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, they're not going to release anything probably.

[Michael]

Dude. Imagine being passed out of sleep and then waking up to the whole plane.

[Justin Stewart]

Heads up, seven.

[Josh]

Yeah. So I don't know. There's. There's just. It's weird what's happening with the airports and stuff.

[Andy]

A lot of fear going on, dude.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And with the media we talked about on the last podcast, I think with, like, the media talking about this imminent threat of Iran targeting somewhere in California with a drone. And it's like, it. They're only saying California drone attack in California from Iran. It's like, that seems really specific. If it was like, I don't think Iran would just be like, we're gonna Attack California with a drone? I don't think that that's what they would do.

[Andy]

I don't think so either. Also, it's like, yeah, we're gonna sink from San Francisco slowly over the next couple years.

[Justin Stewart]

We're gonna hit the fault lines perfectly.

[Andy]

There's moving more and more people there just so it can be heavier.

[Josh]

Okay, but did you see the. The chief of counterterrorism, how he just resigned? Did you see that? Yes. Yeah.

[Michael]

If you were gonna go here.

[Josh]

Yeah. I mean, because I think 1. Everyone watching. I am completely ignorant to everything, and I am not educated in the realm of politics or geopolitics or anything.

[Andy]

Come on.

[Josh]

I'm just saying what I know, which is not a lot.

[Andy]

Say what you heard.

[Josh]

So this guy, Joe Kent, urge everyone to go watch his interview with Tucker Carlson because it gave a ton of context.

[Andy]

Joe Kent's a legitimate guy who was a leader in our government.

[Josh]

Chief of counterterrorism.

[Andy]

Yeah. So this dude was legit. And then he quit. Right.

[Josh]

He resigned. Did this letter basically saying he served. He did 11 tours in Afghanistan and Iraq. Like, hardcore stuff. Like, he is a true patriot, veteran, says he loves God, all this stuff. But he was saying, like, this is a really bad idea for the US to get involved in this war. He said it's Iran was no threat to us. Like, immediate threat. He said there was no immediate threat to justify it. And he basically was like, we're being basically kind of like, pushed into this by that other country, which I can't remember the name. Yeah. But it was just. It was. The interview was really eye opening because he was coming from a very. Like, he's not doing anything. Like, he's not like, joining, like, a different podcast or news station or like, writing a book. He's just like, I know. I don't. I have nothing to do now.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

He's like. But I. He said that a lot of his buddies are like, you would do more good if you remain chief of counterterrorism. Like, you do more good in the government. And he's like, I really felt like God was calling me to resign to make this statement. Said so whatever happens with that happens. But this is what I think, because

[Andy]

he couldn't have speak spoken that freely if he was in that position.

[Josh]

Right.

[Andy]

Like, there would have been a whole lot more trouble.

[Michael]

Just runs for president next year. Yeah. Or next term.

[Josh]

But it's like classic US Government making people look bad. He's under an investigation right now by the FBI for supposedly declass, or spilling secrets about US Government and stuff like that. And so is Tucker Carlson, what. Being investigated by the FBI.

[Andy]

Interesting.

[Josh]

And so it's just like, oh, man, this is so. Again, we can talk more about this on Patreon, because it's kind of.

[Justin Stewart]

How do you know what things you can say or not say on your YouTube?

[Josh]

I don't know. We're figuring out.

[Michael]

We find out after the fact.

[Josh]

I'm mainly just speaking about this podcast that Tucker had with Joe Kent, and he, like, even went into Charlie Kirk

[Michael]

stuff where that's the crazy.

[Justin Stewart]

Ah, I heard some of that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

What?

[Michael]

So he said, this is new to you?

[Andy]

No, I haven't. I started the podcast last night, but I was. Tucker did such a long intro.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I didn't even get through it because I was.

[Josh]

Buckle up. Jokin did a great job of not divulging things, but you could kind of read between the lines of what he was saying.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Josh]

He was saying his department of the Counterterrorism was blocked from investigating any further into the Charlie Kirk assassination by the FBI and the doj.

[Andy]

Why?

[Michael]

He said we didn't have anything definitive. He said, but there were leads that we dug up that needed to be run down.

[Andy]

Yeah, you need to find the end.

[Michael]

When we began running them down, our access was cut.

[Josh]

Sus.

[Andy]

Super Sauce.

[Michael]

Did you get to the part?

[Josh]

Well, I'm just saying, the. The. This is what he said. Joe Kent.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

He said his. He said he met Charlie Kirk a couple times. Said, very nice guy. He said, the last interaction I had with Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk was, like, walking into the Oval Office, and they're on, like, a stairway or something, and they shook hands. And then Charlie Kirk said to Joe Kent, he said, do everything you can to prevent us from going to war with Iran.

[Justin Stewart]

So why would Charlie Kirk say that?

[Michael]

Because he was in his position.

[Josh]

He was an advisor to President Trump and counterterrorism. Yeah. Or Charlie Kirk. Yeah. And Charlie Kirk was pretty open about it would be terrible for the US to go to war with Iran. And it was just. That was a weird thing that he said. Last time seeing him live was in. I think he said June. He said. He said, do everything you can to make sure we don't go to war in Iran.

[Andy]

And to have someone that's pro Trump be anti war Iran would be very bad.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, like, so. Yeah. So that's like, kind of like, okay, interesting.

[Josh]

Everyone go watch that interview. It's just very interesting. And again, it's not like, just take it. Whatever.

[Andy]

I don't know, it's not definitive, obviously. It's just maybe him on the podcast.

[Josh]

That would be great.

[Andy]

Joe Kent.

[Justin Stewart]

Joe Kent.

[Josh]

That'd be great.

[Andy]

We'll reach out. Maybe I'll send him an email.

[Josh]

I doubt you. Come on here, dude.

[Andy]

I mean, golly, man.

[Michael]

See? But then YouTube would have to pay us more money to prove that they're not shutting us down. If we got them on, that'd be great.

[Josh]

Yeah. Anyways, very revealing podcast. Learned a lot of things, whether or not they're true or not. Just hear both sides of the story, honestly.

[Andy]

Sure.

[Josh]

But what do you think of the war?

[Justin Stewart]

I mean.

[Josh]

Just kidding. You don't have to answer that.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, it's pretty crazy what's going on and unfortunate at the end of the day about everything.

[Josh]

I mean, war just sucks.

[Andy]

And there's a lot of people that don't even know about it. We saw that this past weekend, the war. Like, we were talking with some of the ladies at the party this past weekend, and we're literally like, Kelsey just says, it's crazy that we're at war right now. And then the other lady, I don't. I just don't want to drop names. But then she's like, what? Like, we're at war. And it's like. I mean, there's gotta be. There's so many people out there that just, like, just don't know.

[Michael]

Those are the best pockets of people to find, too.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's like.

[Michael]

It's great breath.

[Andy]

Yeah, it really is. And it's just like, man, we're surrounded by this stuff.

[Michael]

I forget what conspiracy wise was dropping, but when I went out to the. The hunting camp. Hunters. Hunter's envy. I was hanging out and, like, I was like, just trying to make small talk. And I was like, yeah, do you guys hear about whatever? They're like, no, but I had to go like, 20 steps backwards. And I was like, you guys just don't care.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Michael]

I was like, shut up.

[Andy]

That's perfectly fine.

[Michael]

Yeah. Let's just hang out in the woods.

[Justin Stewart]

I asked Chat GPT what its opinion was on the war going on right now.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Justin Stewart]

It said, this is not a minor conflict. It's one of the most serious geopolitical escalations in years.

[Josh]

It is accurate.

[Justin Stewart]

There is still heavy global pressure to de escalate.

[Andy]

So there's obviously.

[Josh]

And that was Joe Kent's. That's his whole message at the end. He's like. He said, I have full faith that Trump could, in fact, de escalate this war. He Said. He said it'd be a little difficult. He's like, I believe that he could do it.

[Andy]

Yeah. Why not?

[Josh]

So it's like, there's a hope message with it, like.

[Andy]

And that should be the goal. If that's not the goal.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Then what are we doing? You know? And that's like, I don't want to be a part of that.

[Josh]

Because this whole thing, like. Because he was clear that he went to fight in Afghanistan and Iraq because of the lie that was told with weapons of mass destruction. And he's like, I would. He said, I was so mad at those government officials that were in the Vietnam War, that went and fought Vietnam under a false pretense to urging us to go fight under a false pretense. And he's like, I'm not going to stand by and allow young men to go fight under a false pretense.

[Andy]

Yeah. Without him trying to at least say something about it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

So to take. Take it to a deeper level, who would. Who or what would you go to war with

[Josh]

Satan? I would fight him. I don't know. In a real answer.

[Justin Stewart]

No, it doesn't have to be real.

[Josh]

Okay. Fake.

[Justin Stewart]

Who are we all going to war against? Or what thing?

[Josh]

Hopefully aliens.

[Andy]

Whatever took Chuck Norris out.

[Josh]

Yes, there it is.

[Andy]

Whether it was cancer, whether it was a hitman, it had to have been the strongest thing in the world. Yeah, yeah. Literally, the structure intergalactic.

[Josh]

I think so.

[Andy]

Probably.

[Josh]

I think so.

[Andy]

Intergalactic, planetary.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah. Bad answers only each go around,

[Andy]

man.

[Michael]

It started with me. I normally play off of what they answer.

[Andy]

I said, Chuck Norris.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Whatever killed Chuck Norris, you go fight.

[Andy]

Yeah, absolutely. Draft me right now.

[Josh]

A Bigfoot war would be cool. Ooh.

[Justin Stewart]

One Bigfoot.

[Josh]

But like a civil war, like, there's good Bigfoots and bad Bigfoots.

[Andy]

One group of Bigfoots is being discriminated against. Yeah, yeah, dude. I'd fight on that side.

[Michael]

I think that the legend of Atlantis is real, but I think that a previous civilization which has been destroyed, buried the tech that's there. And so I think Atlantis is going to resurface.

[Josh]

We have to find the Atlantis. Yeah, that's fun.

[Andy]

What a fun war that would be.

[Justin Stewart]

So the technology would just still work.

[Michael]

So the tech, they have reinvented their technology to resurface the barricade that was established to keep them below. So we have to take AI and our modern tech to fight the ancient tech that they used to war with that still lives under the surface.

[Josh]

Wow, that's a good answer, Michael.

[Andy]

Bay, start writing. We need this movie.

[Justin Stewart]

Michael Bay. That would be legendary.

[Andy]

We'd have the Transformers on our side.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Underwater explosions.

[Josh]

Mm.

[Michael]

Yes, please. There is oxygen and water.

[Andy]

Do you know that Michael Bay actually put John McClane, Bruce Willis's character from Die Hard, in the Pearl harbor scene? In the scene?

[Josh]

No way.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's in the background. He just has John McClane walking in the background. It's so funny.

[Michael]

That's crazy.

[Andy]

Added them digitally in there. I'm like, that's the coolest thing I haven't seen.

[Michael]

Speaking of Pearl harbor movies, I. I

[Andy]

haven't seen Pearl Harbor. It's pretty terrible. I've seen clips. It looks awful.

[Josh]

We're gonna move on from politics. I just want to say this one last thing.

[Michael]

To Pearl Harbor.

[Josh]

Always say what you have.

[Andy]

I bet you have.

[Josh]

Did you see what Trump said to Japan's prime minister?

[Michael]

Pretty crazy.

[Andy]

Yes.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, that was real. I feel like everything I see, people are in the comments. Is this real? Is this AI?

[Josh]

I know. Yeah. He's like, man, they're great at surprises. He's like, why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's like, oh, but also, like, what kind of question?

[Michael]

Why weren't we informed? He's like, well, we're keeping it close.

[Andy]

Keep it a surprise. You should know about surprises.

[Josh]

Everyone goes like, you heard? They're. They're laughing before. When he's like, japan's great surprise. Everyone's like, hanging.

[Michael]

He's like, what about Pearl Harbor?

[Josh]

And I was like, oh, this is awkward.

[Andy]

We're also great at surprise. Remember that sequel? Okay. All right. Trump cut his mic.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, get him on the pod, Trump. Yeah.

[Andy]

Oh, golly, Dude, I'm hoping there's a chance. How fun would that be? We always have the longest song ever. He's just sitting there.

[Justin Stewart]

Incredible.

[Josh]

He just.

[Michael]

We should all go and, like, hero dose spray tan.

[Andy]

Oh, I. I would. 110%. I'd be as orange as this couch, bro. It would be amazing. Gaslighting Trump would be the. The cherry on top. Yeah, that'd be great.

[Michael]

Since we're back on Trump, just look at this. Tell me that that's not. That's not weird.

[Justin Stewart]

What?

[Michael]

That's the. That's the guy.

[Andy]

Cyrus.

[Josh]

Cyrus the Great Baron.

[Michael]

Time traveler.

[Josh]

Dude, the time traveler stuff is wild. You've heard about that, right? We talked about it a long time ago on the podcast. I even forget the context of what we're talking about, but there's basically a book. I don't even know if I can talk about it because I don't know. I don't remember enough about it.

[Andy]

The Adventures of Baron. Adventures of Baron or something like that Odyssey.

[Josh]

And he had like, the doctor in it or something. Or his uncle was Donald the Don. The Don, Yeah. And it's all about time traveling and. Yeah. Then there's That's. That was like the prequel or the sequel to another book called the Last President. And it was just as wild stuff. Yeah. My recall is terrible.

[Andy]

You think we'd get better at it. You think over time we'd be like, we'll retain more.

[Michael]

But I think that's the name of the game with like, misinformation and stuff, though, is like, you tell enough stories that are similar to each other and you don't remember the thread that actually. The true thread that weaves everything together.

[Andy]

But then you see people like Sam Tripley, Jesse Michaels. Jesse Michaels.

[Josh]

Crazy. Yeah. I've even googled how to improve my recall. And they're like, just read more.

[Andy]

You're like, what?

[Josh]

I don't have time for that.

[Andy]

How many times have you googled to get your attention? It's like the search is purple. Dang it.

[Josh]

Losing it.

[Andy]

You just find out you have early onset Alzheimer's, you know? Oh, this is great.

[Josh]

So you don't believe in Bigfoot?

[Andy]

No.

[Josh]

Is there any type of cryptid that you're like, well, maybe I just have

[Justin Stewart]

never experienced anything, and I just. I'm kind of like this, you know,

[Andy]

you're asking for it, man. It's gonna happen one day and you're gonna come down.

[Justin Stewart]

Why did it. Why didn't it happen when I. Yeah. Was in the middle of the woods in nowhere and horseback.

[Michael]

Oh, they're intellectual beings, dude.

[Andy]

They know it would be too easy.

[Justin Stewart]

Why does he want to hide from me?

[Josh]

He didn't want to be chased, obviously.

[Justin Stewart]

Why not?

[Michael]

He's more. He's more mature than we are. He's like, I don't. I don't need to be famous on YouTube.

[Justin Stewart]

I'll put the camera down and we'll have a duel.

[Michael]

Try it again.

[Josh]

All right, guys, Sending Bigfoot.

[Andy]

Bring him out. An eight foot creature.

[Michael]

If I were gonna elevator pitch you to. Because this is the one that convinces me most that it's possible. I'll frame it that way. Is the whole. The Native American totems. Every creature on them is real, but they have a Bigfoot in the north, and so why is there a single hypothetical creature on their totem when every. Every other one. Eagle, bear, like, everything Else exists, But then they have a sasquatch type character. And then we get stories like, the skunk ape out of Florida is, like, one of the ones that people believe. And there's, like, a woman, we talked about it, where she reported, like, an orangutan type thing. Actually fired a photo off.

[Andy]

Never got disproven.

[Michael]

Never got disproven. It's a flash film photo, not edited. And it's just an ape creature that's in her yard. She was like. She was like, I think something escaped the zoo and is, like, eating the apples in my yard. She's like, can you just, like. I don't know. You're the cops. Like, handle it. That was the phone call. And they, like, look at the photo. They call the zoos, and everyone's like,

[Andy]

I just sent the photo to you.

[Michael]

I don't know what to tell you, but I guess your picture is real. Are you pulling a prank on us? No. She's like, I just want it to quit eating my apples.

[Justin Stewart]

It does kind of look like an orangutan.

[Michael]

That's what she reported. An orangutan in my Florida backyard.

[Andy]

But I think the thing, like, with the trees and everything, it was, like, 8ft tall.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

So she walks out of her front door or back door and just has her.

[Michael]

Well, she knew something was getting into her apples. She's, like, trying to, like, figure out what it is. Pops the flash, and that's what's there.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah. That's terrifying.

[Josh]

Another argument would be that if there's only maybe just a handful of bigfoot creatures in the wild, maybe this argument wouldn't work so well for you because you're from Colorado. But, like, how many times have you seen a grizzly bear in the woods?

[Justin Stewart]

Like, never.

[Josh]

That's what I'm saying. There's thousands and thousands of grizzly bears.

[Andy]

At least two.

[Michael]

To play devil's advocate, the game camera one is weird. The fact that they don't show up on game cameras.

[Andy]

Aloha.

[Josh]

We're trying to convert you to believe in bigfoot.

[Justin Stewart]

You guys all believe in bigfoot?

[Andy]

We already believes in Jesus. What else is there? I mean, we gotta have some apologetics somehow, you know, like this kind of. That's how we got to convince him.

[Justin Stewart]

Hit me.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, I don't.

[Michael]

If he.

[Andy]

Who bit the. Who built the pyramids? Justin.

[Justin Stewart]

The nephilim.

[Josh]

Nice. That's better. You're there. You're almost there.

[Justin Stewart]

So what?

[Michael]

So if you believe in nephilim and the angels fell and there are Verses referring to creature relations. What would the offspring potentially be?

[Justin Stewart]

Ooh, that's a good point. Never heard and I haven't heard that point.

[Michael]

We're closer.

[Justin Stewart]

Wait, so they were. They were. The Nephilim were doing stuff with animals?

[Josh]

Well, it talks about in the book of Enoch the. The watchers basically bastardizing God's creation by making these hybrid animal things.

[Michael]

That's where like a lot of people believe the old, like mythology like mermaids and all that stuff is actually they're trying to mar creation.

[Justin Stewart]

I mean, that's very interesting.

[Josh]

So you believe.

[Justin Stewart]

So the Nephilim. Yeah. It's so beyond my trying to understand. It's a lot that happened.

[Michael]

We don't know.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah, the pyramids are still.

[Josh]

Pyramids are crazy. With the stuff that they found under it too. Or with the. The scans.

[Michael]

You saw that.

[Justin Stewart]

Oh, the scans.

[Michael]

Oh my gosh.

[Andy]

Crazy, dude.

[Justin Stewart]

They scan. Oh, they went in and just like, what's underneath it?

[Andy]

Lighter.

[Josh]

Yeah, this was a guy from Sweden or something.

[Michael]

You tell them about it. I'll pull up the photo.

[Josh]

He's been on Jesse Michaels podcast twice, I believe, and I think on Joe Rogan's. But he recently did a scan a couple months back and revealed these structures underneath the pyramids, all three of them, where it's these giant. Was it like six or eight pillars?

[Andy]

Yeah, but there's like, like coiled pillars

[Josh]

that just descend like a mile. Plus underneath these pyramids, hundreds and hundreds of feet.

[Michael]

So those are the pyramids right there. These are the coils. And so that's.

[Josh]

And then.

[Michael]

So if you're like to go further, it literally looks like some sort of conductive coil.

[Justin Stewart]

What are they. What is he saying? That is.

[Michael]

Well, a lot of people are alleging that the perfect alignment of the stones. Like you think about like how some temples, like vibrate like frequency. There's chemicals that they find in certain chambers that like it wasn't conductive to like some sort of like battery type situation where they actually. Conductors of some sort of energy. So don't know.

[Andy]

The weirdest look cool.

[Michael]

We like, we land at. We don't know, but it's weird that they scanned and like. So what you do know is something is under there that no one's talked about forever. And now they're like, well, let's figure that out. And Zahi Hawass, right? That's his name. Like all of the Egyptian authorities are like, no, don't look further. Like they just shut down. And it's like, this would be if it really was Egyptians that Built all this. This would be a celebration of technology that your people advanced beyond anyone else. So why would you not be like, this is awesome. Like, look at what we did this long ago.

[Josh]

But so they're shutting down the whole narrative of what they've taught.

[Michael]

Right.

[Josh]

100 plus years.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I love the theory, though, that the Egyptians came across the pyramids and the Sphinx.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That it was already there.

[Andy]

How scary would that be? That'd be so scary.

[Michael]

I love that his face is like. This is, like, new to him.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Yeah. Have you seen. Have you seen the Sphinx? Like, how. It doesn't make sense.

[Justin Stewart]

No.

[Michael]

Okay. They build the pyramids in perfect geometry. Like, the shapes are perfect. They align perfectly on the planet. Align with the stars. Like, they are whoever built it. We can agree. Expert at proportion and lining things up

[Andy]

right beyond what we could do now.

[Michael]

Beyond, like, literally. How is it then that the pharaoh head on the Sphinx is so flipping tiny compared to the body? Have you seen that photo?

[Justin Stewart]

No.

[Michael]

Would you like to continue? Because I can't look up the photo.

[Josh]

Yeah. Well, basically, they're saying that they came across this Sphinx and that it was this old, ancient civilization, technologically advanced, that built this stuff and that they actually reshaped the head of the Sphinx to make it a pharaoh. But there's, like, this water corrosion on the Sphinx that would predate it way earlier than when the Egyptians or when they claim that the Egyptians made it. So. Meaning, like, there's a great flood story involved in the whole thing.

[Michael]

Look how small that head is compared to the body.

[Josh]

Some people have small heads.

[Andy]

That's true. You have a big head.

[Josh]

I have a really big head.

[Andy]

I think a lot of it's the hair also.

[Josh]

Just big heads.

[Andy]

Maybe.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Anyways, the Nephilim man, I mean, the beginning of Enoch is wild.

[Josh]

It is wild.

[Justin Stewart]

So it makes sense that these beings have all these abilities that go beyond our understanding.

[Josh]

At the end of the day, I don't think it really matters, actually. I know it doesn't matter, but it's really fun.

[Justin Stewart]

Yeah.

[Michael]

No, it is. Wes. Hubs quote on. It is fire. I'm gonna say that.

[Josh]

Yes. Do you remember what he said?

[Michael]

Yeah. He said when or what. What was the interview? Who is he talking to? Sean Ryan, right?

[Josh]

No, this was with the diary of CEO Stephen.

[Michael]

Was it?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Okay. Anyways, he, like. What do you think about it? I think it was.

[Josh]

Shut up.

[Michael]

He's. But he says, I think I never want to scream about things that scripture whispers. And I was like, it was something along those Lines. And I was like, well said. Kind of flies the face of this podcast, but well said.

[Justin Stewart]

Well, we'll never.

[Andy]

But there's a lot of things that God hides in whispers and things that.

[Michael]

Hey, still voice guy. Yeah, still small voice.

[Josh]

Yeah. He was in the whisper with Elijah

[Andy]

and I'm going to shout about that all day.

[Michael]

I mean, all this stuff against the voice of God.

[Andy]

Ooh, hot.

[Josh]

Take Andrew.

[Andy]

Guess we're going to have to get him on the podcast.

[Michael]

We need to defend you to a sword.

[Justin Stewart]

Like, imagine a. A tribe in the middle of the jungle who's never heard of electricity, and you try and explain it to them. How would you explain it?

[Michael]

Taser.

[Andy]

They.

[Justin Stewart]

They probably still wouldn't be able to grasp. Yeah, that's probably like some of all this stuff. It's like, it probably has an explanation. But we. That tribe, it's going to take a long time to really break it down because they've lived their whole life not knowing this exists. And here's how it makes sense.

[Josh]

It's not a crazy, like. So that there has to be stuff like that for us.

[Michael]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh]

There has to be. There's no way we know everything.

[Andy]

Yeah. How prideful to think that there isn't.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

Why are they building up to heaven?

[Josh]

Exactly. Tower battle.

[Justin Stewart]

They know something's going on and they're like, ah, we're gonna get there.

[Josh]

Yeah. It's weird.

[Justin Stewart]

Very weird stuff.

[Andy]

Let's build our own tower.

[Josh]

What was the nape Bragazzi joke? Whereas, like, go back in time, he said I'd be.

[Andy]

I'd be useless. Yeah.

[Josh]

We got these things called phones.

[Andy]

Cool. How do they work?

[Josh]

I don't. I don't know.

[Andy]

I don't know.

[Michael]

I don't know.

[Josh]

How do you make it? I don't know that either.

[Andy]

I can tell you who wins the 1972 Super bowl, though.

[Josh]

Oh, well. Justin.

[Justin Stewart]

Yes.

[Josh]

Thank yous for coming.

[Justin Stewart]

This was awesome. Thanks for having me on here.

[Josh]

Of course, man.

[Andy]

It's been a long time coming.

[Justin Stewart]

I know we've been chatting for a while and you guys sent me the gear over the years. I love you guys stuff.

[Andy]

Yeah, we love you too. We're excited for you on your new adventure. New chapter, your new book. Everyone link in. Description. It drops. This drops next Friday, so it comes out the next week. So.

[Josh]

Nice.

[Andy]

Buy the first one, get the second one for your kids, audition for yourself.

[Michael]

What's Goose Bob sound like?

[Andy]

Goose Bob. That's my.

[Josh]

Is that what he sounds like in your head?

[Justin Stewart]

Well, I have the first two audiobooks already recorded. So Goosebob is already a voice.

[Josh]

Which one of these is Goose Bob?

[Justin Stewart]

He's the one with the mohawk. Yep.

[Andy]

The.

[Justin Stewart]

Right.

[Josh]

This one.

[Justin Stewart]

The big dude.

[Josh]

That's. That's Goosebump.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's more of a Goose Bob.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

It's a little more raspy.

[Andy]

Yeah. Okay. I'm telling you, please give us a call if you need help.

[Justin Stewart]

There are new characters in book three, so I'll hit you up.

[Josh]

Please do.

[Andy]

Happily. But is there anything else that we can send everyone to? You have your Justin Stewart channel.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Andy]

That's where you'll be posting on. Yeah.

[Justin Stewart]

I still make YouTube videos on my personal channel. It's just my name. It's Justin Stewart. And I'm, of course, writing books and pursuing other things. So you can get. You can get my book anywhere books are sold.

[Andy]

Are you doing a podcast or anything?

[Justin Stewart]

No, not yet. Anything I do will be on my. My personal channel.

[Andy]

Cool.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Awesome.

[Josh]

And next time you come on, if you want to come on again, we will convert you to a Bigfoot believer.

[Justin Stewart]

Why don't we go on an adventure?

[Michael]

Would love that.

[Justin Stewart]

We could talk about. But let's go and be on the ground.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Justin Stewart]

And. And invest.

[Josh]

Let's do it.

[Andy]

Let's talk to Tony Merkel and go to that one place.

[Josh]

Tony Merkel. Let's get Nate Henry.

[Andy]

Let's do it.

[Josh]

Let's do it.

[Justin Stewart]

NAB investigates.

[Josh]

We'll be like Mormon missionaries to you, but with. With Bigfoot.

[Andy]

We are going to dress as them, though, too.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Andy]

White shirt and tie, please. I'm going to show up on a bike.

[Justin Stewart]

What should I dress up as?

[Josh]

Just some sort of heathen.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Michael]

Okay.

[Justin Stewart]

Okay.

[Andy]

Basically, goosebump. A mohawk. Tattoos. Yeah.

[Michael]

Oh, man.

[Josh]

Well, hey, guys, are you cool with doing a Patreon episode with us?

[Justin Stewart]

Let's do it.

[Josh]

All right, guys. Well, we're going to do a Patreon episode right after this where we're going to talk about stuff that we can't necessarily talk about on YouTube because we get flagged and taken down. Yes.

[Andy]

Speaking of flagging. Get taken down. Help. Help us not get flagged and taken down. Like this video right now. Please leave a comment. Let us know your favorite Chuck Norris fact. Let us know how you would convince Justin to believe in the Bigfoot. Tell us who you think the pyramids will build by.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. And we will choose a comment to send them. Merch.

[Andy]

Yes, absolutely. We appreciate you guys. We love you. Go to ninjas are butterflies.com to enter in for the last time this month to get some free stuff from us to you. We're sending everyone who fills out that form. Free stuff.

[Justin Stewart]

Everyone?

[Andy]

Every single person?

[Josh]

Yes. All right, guys, we love you. We'll see you on Patreon.

[Michael]

Butterflies go. What you're about to see.

[Andy]

Wow.

[Michael]

May disturb you if any of you know what these multi decade UAP.

[Andy]

Bottlenose fish pigs. There's a massive.

[Justin Stewart]

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