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What's up, ninjas? A man was just arrested in Area 51, and the things that he talks about will haunt you. Is time real? Is it being manipulated in any kind of way? Well, we're about to find out.
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Native American folklore has now connected the craters left by meteors to the watchers in the book of Enoch.
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Spicy.
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And the major general connected to the UAP disclosures has gone missing. We're gonna look into it.
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Gentlemen, lady.
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This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday. Cool. Watch this or listen.
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Good job, dude. Good job. Oh, man.
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Your mother in law is coming today.
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I mean tomorrow. Tomorrow. Echo, Echo. Weird. Yeah, there's a little reverb. Yep. Mom's come to town. I love your mother taking a Disney. She's great. She's a great vibe. Great hang.
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Did you tell the story about how your prom night on the show or did you just say it out?
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What do you mean?
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I don't know how Kelsey was like, come over and like, have something to eat or whatever after prom, and you're like, it's two in the morning.
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No, that was like our first hangout ever. That was like the first time, like, me and Kelsey were like hanging out. I picked her up and we just hung out all night.
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Oh, I thought it was prom.
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Oh, no, no. She. I didn't know her mom at all. Like, it was like the first time ever meeting her. And he was at 2 o' clock in the morning. And I was like, is your mom gonna be mad? She's like, no, he's probably up. I'm like, Really? 2 o' clock in the morning, I show up and she's grilling pork chops outside. So funny.
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Dina, she's the best.
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Yeah, I know. It's also the best is everyone stops right now and goes and makes a comment on YouTube. And Spotify.
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And Spotify.
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And we're choosing a winner every single week, randomly choosing a comment. And we're sending you guys some merch, some ninja merch, a nice box of merch. So all you got to do is like the video comment and follow us.
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And you're like, it doesn't really do anything. You guys just want comments. Guys, literally. You can see the spike in the app. When we started doing this giveaway and people started commenting, the views went up. YouTube starts pushing videos that have a lot of comments, and we got a
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lot of important stuff to say, folks, absolutely. We do some game changer stuff, some life or death, life or death revolutionary stuff.
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Guys, we're starting the revolution here and now. Right here, part of it. You can comment. Start the revolution.
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Do it.
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Guys, if we keep saying that stuff, they're going to stop pushing our videos. And that's why we're not getting viewership is because we keep saying these things.
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You guys had 1500 comments that said I'm starting the revolution with you. That's why we didn't push your content.
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Oh, man.
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Man, it feels good to be the back in the van with the family. Good to be in the back.
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Man, it feels good to be the back in there.
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Where have we been?
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Oh, I don't know. But it feels weird, right? I guess you missed last episode with Mr. Justin Stewart.
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I did. All right. We kind of look like we're matching. Like very tonal, you and me.
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Very earthful dude.
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You and me.
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Tonal, tonally cool.
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I get me in on that.
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I went for a comfort vibe today.
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You too?
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Yeah, I went for a comfort vibe today. Ooh. I was like, you don't really. I always wear boots with jeans. That's it. But I'm like, I'm wearing boots with shorts today.
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That works.
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And it's comfy.
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Not just shorts, jorts.
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Jorts. Boots with Jordans, which I love.
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I'm wearing my running shoes because I have old man feet.
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Plantar fasciitis.
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I really do. Every time I wear.
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Is that really it?
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Yeah. Dang. Every time I wear my burks going, oh.
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Ow.
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Dang.
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Dang.
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What the heck.
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When I met him, he would wear cropped jeans and Converse and a cool tie dye headband.
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Now he's a dad.
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Now he wears. What are you wearing right now?
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Asics.
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No joke. I learned about Asics. My PE teacher and football coach in high school wore Asics.
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Really?
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I thought they were the ugliest things in the world.
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They're not cool looking.
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No. They're so busy and like you can make them look cooler.
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You get real lot of compliments on them though.
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Yeah. It's all the hipsters though. Like cuz the hipsters love ugly stuff.
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Purposefully ugly stuff.
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They're like, they're like that is. This is what I'm going to wear. Cuz it's so different.
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You're so brave.
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It's so different.
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I kind of want to get your guys reaction to the new Harry Potter trailer.
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Maybe. I watched it this morning.
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I haven't seen it.
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Jake showed me this morning.
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We got to watch it. This.
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Patreon.
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Patreon.
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Patreon.
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Because they'll probably flag the thousand percent. Dude, it looks so cool.
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It looks cool. I have a lot to say about it. We can talk about on Patreon.
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Yeah.
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I'm wearing these.
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Well, you could tell. You talk about what you're. Yeah. You are wearing those.
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I did see a screen. Screen grab of Snape. He looks way too cool.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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That's what my brother said. As soon as he came on, he was like, oh, he did that.
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I hope he's evil, though. I hope they just make him like, you hate evil. We don't know that, though. My girls, when they watch this show,
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they will not know that Snape is my favorite character.
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I would love.
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But they made him hate me. You made that? They made you hate him, though.
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I know.
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It's good. That was good.
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Yeah. We're saying I hope that he talks like Snape, though.
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I know.
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Porter Potter.
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Hagrid's voice. Hagrid's voice is not it.
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I like it. And you can't duplicate the original guy. You can't. I think it's great. I think it's almost like a younger version of Hagrid. Because there was a younger version.
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Yeah.
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So I think it's cool.
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Harry is spot on.
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Did we see Dumbledore in it?
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Yeah.
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Okay. I thought we saw Ollivander for sure.
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Yes. You see Dumbledore Just a little. I mean, like maybe half a second.
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The Quidditch shot, though.
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So cool.
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It's so cool.
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I can't wait. And that's. I gotta get in the right mindset. Right.
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All right. We'll wait for Patreon.
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Okay.
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We could talk about it because everyone
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else makes me jealous.
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Everyone's watching.
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No, you're making me jealous. I want to watch it now.
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Well, then I guess you got to go to patreon.com forward/ninjasofbutterflies.
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Moving on. Anyway, I saw the most amaze, amaze, amaze movie of my life.
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Of your life.
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Statement.
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Come on.
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Of your life.
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Not in my life. But it's. It's in my top 10.
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Wow.
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Whoa. Okay.
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How about you? Question.
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It's not my top ten. Very fun movie.
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Very fun.
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But it wasn't. It wasn't like a game changer for me.
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It's not even my favorite Ryan Gosling movie.
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Really?
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No. But it's probably in my top three. Gosling. I don't know.
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What is your favorite?
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It might be Drive.
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That's mine. Yeah.
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Drive's Incredible.
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Yeah.
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The fact that he's crazy. So many few words in it, but yet he is so many few. Shut up.
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Cut it out.
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No, it's a great film. It makes you feel a lot by doing barely anything.
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Yeah. I would give it so many few stars.
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One of my favorite Ryan Gosling movies is Blade Runner.
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Blade Runner's great.
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Haven't seen it.
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That one's good. He's epic.
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I love that movie.
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It's a lot of drive. Like. Like emotionally, like. Like his acting in that.
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Yeah.
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Very similar. Nice guys. Is incredible.
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Josh likes the Notebook a lot.
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I do.
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It's the number one.
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Like, you trying to do that to make fun of me.
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No, I just say when I ask you what your favorite chick flick is, you always say the Notebook.
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Yeah.
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And you always did. You wrote your. Your friend love letters every day for a year.
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He did. Yeah, he did. His friend, but not me.
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Yeah.
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Ethan, it's so good. Yeah. Hail Mary project. Hail Mary was great. I cannot talk today. I give it 8.7. 8.7. I don't think. I just. Yeah, I have some. I guess we could talk more about on Patreon, too, because it's probably boring for other people, but I just. It didn't seem so dire, like interstellar, like something like life or death. Yeah. Like, you have to get home.
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Even though it was a life or death thing. But, like, they didn't. Like.
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Yeah, there's no. Like, I'm not rooting for this. I'm like. I mean. Yeah, of course he made the decision. He did at the end. Like, why wouldn't he?
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Yeah.
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So I think that. I think predictable part of my. My love for it comes from having finished the book. That's. So I. The whole story was further contextualize. I would say it was a great book to movie adaptation. But they did miss some crucial points. Like, for one, Rocky is a genius. Like, an actual genius. And they kind of make him look like a small, cute dog.
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Yeah. But he is a genius in the movie, though. But. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Like, they. Yeah, it's interesting. He also. I. Josh told me about the me burger.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. So I can't. I'm gonna do the book, too, because I feel like it's gonna be great.
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The book is amazing. And Strat, the lady that runs everything, she's so much more baller in the book. And there was no love interest at all between them.
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Yeah.
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They, like, hated each other, basically.
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Yeah.
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But she. And she was amazing. The. The movie. Not so much. Anyway, moving on.
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I feel like it's crazy. It was yesterday. You were like, there's not a ton coming out. And then since you said that, a ton of stuff's come out. Like, have you seen that Colbert is co writing a Lord of the Rings film.
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Nutso.
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Yeah. He's like.
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He's a nerd. He's a big nerd.
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He can speak like some Elvish.
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Yeah.
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Which, you know, as I know he got in a little hot water, but
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I'm down for it. Anything adding on to Lord of the
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Rings and the fact that it's someone who actually like. I watched an interview. What's the show with the chicken? Parks and Rec. Yeah. He went on the show, he was talking about it and he was talking about it might have been from there, it might have been from somewhere else. Anyways, he was saying, like, his goal is to fill in the gaps in a way that is not only true to the books and. But with Peter Jackson, he was like, I want to be true to your films as well. And so he's got the, like, the knowledge to be able to, like, we're going to do this well. And tie both universes together in a way that doesn't, like, offend either of the core audiences.
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Is Peter Jackson doing the film? Oh, that's gonna be great.
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Or.
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I believe so. I know he's for sure co writing.
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Someone was comparing, like, just the idea of, like, they're saying Dune's gonna be just as good as a trilogy of Lord of the Rings. But I think, and like, cinematically, it might be like, the way they made the film and stuff, the way it looks. But I was obviously late to the Lord of the Rings game. But the culture of it.
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Yeah.
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The fact that it dropped three Decembers in a row.
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Yeah.
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It became a tradition for people.
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Yeah.
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Like, it was a moment in time. Like, that's crazy to do. You don't have.
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No one does that anymore.
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And my mind's still being blown, like on Instagram, these random clips from, like, how they film stuff.
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Yeah.
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It's like, I'm still, like, how.
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Learning stuff. Yeah. You're still finding out stuff that they
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did from the turn of the century. My mind's still being blown with.
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It's a perfect trilogy. A perfect one.
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Wow. That's a big statement.
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I have a big appreciation for it. I wish I loved it more. I just don't think I like the fantasy stuff as much.
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I almost wonder if you had to watch it as a kid. Although my dad loves it I was late. Oh, were you okay?
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I mean, I think high school is when I go.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Speaking of high school, you want a song?
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Yeah.
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Guys, I like this.
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Yeah, if you want.
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It's kind of comfortable.
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That's a good thing. You say you stretch every day?
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Yes. You have to gots to look at pretty good.
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It actually isn't even my leg.
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My goal is to literally be able to do the splits and not tell anyone about it. Until one day I'm just like, we're really excited. And then suddenly it's like, Andy just does.
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What in the world.
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Do you remember in Austin Powers when gold member does the leg thing, like, with the rollerblade?
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It's gold.
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Isn't that weird?
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Whatever happened to them redoing? I mean, making a another sequel?
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I don't know.
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Gosh, man. Dang.
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But did you see the Napoleon Dynamite crew at the barbecue restaurant?
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I did. So cool. So fun. The world's coming together.
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All right.
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The world's healing, guys.
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Brain activates. Fire. Fire on cylinder.
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I brought you cereal. Do you need sugar?
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We do have M&M's over there.
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And we got cereal in the kitchen.
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I got protein bars.
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I got matcha.
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Dude, let me try a Sierra Matcha.
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I can't wait to see his.
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Sit down next to her and take. So you can get on camera.
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My mom made it.
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That's awful.
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It looks awful.
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It's green.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yuck.
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That tastes like. Literally, you mow the lawn, you know, like grass that clumps up. You just strain it through some water.
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You know what's so weird about him is that he can do things, though, that are so weird. Like, he takes wheat grass shots all the time. Like, wow.
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Well, that's just a shot.
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Just sipping on it for fun, though. No, thank you.
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There's no way you could sip on wheatgrass.
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See, I thought always chai and matcha were kind of the same thing. And then I tried chai, and I'm like, this is the greatest thing ever. It's so good.
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It is good.
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And then it's like. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty awful. I mean, I'm pretty accurate on how I try.
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All right, let's do this.
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Ow.
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This is going to be a first.
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You kill two stones with one bird. You can speak braille, is what I heard. You made us laugh. You made us cry. Now you're leaving all of us to go and fly, Get drift off a bowling ball, make on. Yes, cry. Even though the last digit of PI. But now you're gone and I'm afraid. I guess death owed you money, so get paid. Chuck Norris. I'm not okay. You broke our hearts and then flew away how am I supposed to live without my senses? Chuck Nor. They begged you to stay but you hit the door like a matinee now we're crying Wait for you, you all day. Will see you again someday.
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Wow, wow,
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wow.
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Chuck,
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I haven't even had time to mourn.
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Why, God, I haven't even had time to mourn.
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I don't want to do this now.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Guys, it's okay. He lives a long, beautiful life.
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Shut up.
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You don't get it. You don't get it. You don't understand it. Anyways, let's move on. This is stupid question. Let's do the stupid question. What? It's nothing.
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Imagine that song was an assault to my senses.
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I'm sorry, what do you mean that was an assault to your senses?
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It was too loud. It's too loud.
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Okay.
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It made me squint.
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Sorry, we're grieving. Sorry, we're grieving too loudly. Sorry we're upsetting you with our grief.
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Shut up.
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Assault to your senses. Us singing our flipping hearts out because we miss our Chuck sensei. Chuck Norris. And you're like, too loud.
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It's really loud.
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Okay, we can move on. We can. We can start over.
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I want to start this whole podcast over. Episode one Just Recast.
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Hey.
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Oh,
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someone's trying to get into our Apple tv. Get out of here.
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Sharon.
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Sharon.
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Stinking finance department, dude.
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Oh, man. We're. Oh, yeah. We are sad of Chuck.
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Of course we are.
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We're sad of Chuck.
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Can't do. What is your deal today?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, it's that freaking grass drinker drinking.
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It is making me hyper.
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It's poisoning.
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And when she gets hyper, she gets rude.
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Hey, that's what we've learned.
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Hey, so this is. Just telling me this question is going to go super well.
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Yep.
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We all know what's happening.
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We're all aware.
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Some things we're not allowed to say, obviously because of demonetization, for even potentially fear of our lives.
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Sure would be unwise.
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But I am taking a stance. This morning, someone sent in this question, and I'm like, all right.
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And you were scared at first.
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To be honest, I was scared.
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I'm still scared. For the record, this is you asking?
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Yeah. Andrew spoke very, very strictly that he just did not want this to happen.
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He was uncomfortable with it.
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He was very uncomfortable. He was against it. But he trusts you and your leadership and just assumes that you're gonna make the best decision for this podcast.
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Yeah.
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And whatever happens after this happens.
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Yeah, I will. I will always make the best decision for this podcast. That's exactly why I'm asking this question.
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Yes.
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Today's question by a viewer, Lily. The terrible things that are happening to the homeless. That is real.
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Oh, my gosh. You can't say that right now. Our videos are not getting.
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Do you think it's real?
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See, that's.
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You think it's is real.
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Are you doing the is real thing?
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What are you talking about?
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We're asking a very simple question. We were very clear up front what's happening.
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I know what you're doing.
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What are you doing?
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Okay, you're gonna say, so answer the question.
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Yeah.
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No, don't shush.
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So answer the question then, please. So hurting.
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You're being too loud. You're hurting my. You're obliterating my senses.
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So I'm gonna say yes. It's real.
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You just said yes. This question. We could not have made this any more clear.
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You think you're gonna say no? I'm going to say no. And you're going to say you don't think it's real.
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Stop.
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Is it yes or no? You said yes.
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You said yes.
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Yes. Because what's happened is real.
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Do you think everything bad that's happening in the United States is because of Israel? The state of Israel?
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The personal views of Lily does not reflect the views of this show.
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No.
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Let's just be very clear about that.
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Let's just be. Let's just move on.
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Honestly, I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid for you.
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I didn't know she thought that way.
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We live in the same home.
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And now he's even more terrified.
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Now I am scared. Double agent targeted our house.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Putting your family at risk.
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Welcome to Joe.
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Did I say Nichos? I meant Butterfly.
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The butterfly is, no doubt, one of God's.
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Empty your mind.
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You were martial art.
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This episode is sponsored by Better Help.
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Yeah.
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Feel better about yourself.
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Yes.
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Go to therapy.
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Yes.
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Go to therapy. Therapy. Therapoo. That's a different type of therapy. Yeah, there's therapy, there's therapoo.
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All been there.
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Was I right? We were gonna do that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But you just made it worse for yourself.
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Yeah.
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That was perfect.
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Guys, we weren't talking about the country of Israel. We love this country of Israel. Of course we love every country.
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We love every country because God calls us to love everyone.
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Yeah. So shut up.
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Even our enemies.
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We said that word a lot.
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Huh?
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We've said that word a lot in this episode. Yeah, that's a bad word.
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Shut up.
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Yes.
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And it's only been you guys.
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It's just shutting your negative mouth. That's what it means. Stop speaking negativity. Shut it up.
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That's a bad word. Apologize to the children.
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What can you say?
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Shut up.
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Be silent.
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Stop what you're saying.
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Zip it. Okay.
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You ever been halfway through saying shut up in an argument, then realized that wasn't the move and tried to turn shut into a different line of shush? Shoot. I'm so overarguing. I know.
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I've done that with Lily. Would you just shush, please? Like, I just wanted to be quiet
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so we can, like, talk about it.
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Shut the door. We're.
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Shut the door.
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I don't want anyone to hear us. We're arguing. It's because I love you.
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We got a fight last night.
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What'd you fight about?
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My grandfather's being honored at Arlington National Cemetery.
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Dang.
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Okay.
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In May.
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And I don't agree.
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Stolen valor.
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It is kind of miraculous. I have no idea what he did, but it just threw a wrench in our summer. Obviously, we have to go. Yeah, but I'm having a hard time getting it planned.
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Why? Why you don't go to Washington, D.C.
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there's just a lot of mood. No, of course I do.
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Yeah.
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There's just a lot of moving parts to it. A lot of components.
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Like what?
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Well, one, I'm like. Her family's like, I want to. We should go to the White House. I'm like, cool. Got the date. And last night, like, that. He's not going to work.
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Well, it's so crazy that you. You booked it without even talking to us about what day you did it.
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This is the argument we had because
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it's not booked yet.
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Yes. You can only told you it's 30 days out.
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Yeah. So.
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Yeah. But as soon as I'm like, hey, Josh, I think it would be better if we did that on Wednesday. You're like,
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I don't know why we're bringing our personal stuff.
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She brought it up.
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I love it.
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Anyway, it can be planning vacations can be joyful.
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No, women and men think very differently.
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It's true.
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Spaghetti and waffles, dude. Spaghetti and waffles.
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My dad says that all the time.
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It's true, though.
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It's very true.
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In fact, that was part of my EMDR today.
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Was.
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Was it better fight?
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No, not about our fight.
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Ah.
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No, it's about Lily.
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Became a growth.
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Anxious people can't deal with uncertainty. So in my brain, I create things that are certain. Like, okay, we're going to do this. We're going to do that. And then you're like, dc.
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I'm like, that's like my dad.
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It's like, probably just men in general,
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for the most part. That's what I've learned. You just got to expect. Okay, I have everything planned out. I am expecting two curveballs today. And then as soon as one curveball shows it be like, oh, there it is. Cool. We're having a meltdown today.
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3.
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Oh, no.
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And then that's when you freak out and cry.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of freaking out and crying, did you guys see the new 250th anniversary dime?
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No.
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No. We're making new dimes.
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Cool.
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The new dime the 250th anniversary has. Why didn't I save a picture? That's crazy. Hold on.
D
Seems like an insignificant fiscal amount.
A
They're doing all coins. 250th anniversary.
D
Gotcha.
A
But this one, the penny.
B
No, penny's done.
A
I know.
D
That's why I was. I mean, commemoratively.
A
Here we go.
B
Commemoratively. They kicked it out.
A
Bing bong. I got it.
D
What about the two?
E
Bing bong.
A
Here we go. You guys are gonna love this. This is really fun. It's really cool that this is it.
B
You joking? No.
A
I think this is awesome.
B
You're a liar.
A
Let me just send it. I just want you to see if you notice anything. Any. Just notice anything about this dime.
B
United States of America. E pluribus. Pluribus. They're a big fan of the show, apparently. Unum. One dime. Liberty over. Oh, is it the arrows facing the wrong way?
D
No, this eagle, they got rid of language.
A
The eagle is not carrying the olive branch.
B
Oh, that's right. It's open. Interesting. Is that always been on the dime?
A
It's always been. We talked about a while ago.
B
I know the seal.
A
Yeah, but.
C
Yeah, just war, no peace.
A
Just war, no peace.
B
It's ready to attack, bro.
A
Yeah.
B
Interesting.
A
That is no olive branch. Meaning peace in the Middle East.
D
No way.
B
That's interesting.
A
Yeah.
B
Why would they do that? I guess the dime didn't have it before. They didn't have an even an eagle before.
A
So I think it's if to go not in the conspiracy route. I think it's because it's the 250th anniversary. The conception of America was not peaceful. It was the revolutionary war. So it's like fighting. So I think that could be like a commemoration to that, I suppose. Or it could be like, moving forward. We are a nation of war.
C
Well, that's horrible.
B
The original dime had an olive branch on it.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
A
Well, they put that in. In like, I don't know, the early 1900s with the olive branch or maybe the late 1800s. Cause before it was just the eagle with the arrows, not the olive branch.
C
Oh, so was it the first. Maybe this is the first time ever done. Maybe it's. They're bringing back the OG dime.
B
1916 was the first time it had an olive branch on it.
A
Okay.
C
It's just bad timing.
A
It's very bad timing.
B
Oh, wait, no. They had the presidential seal in the first one, 1796. And it looks like it does have, like. It's the arrows and then in the olive branch. Yeah. Okay. So.
A
So.
B
So it's an intentional thing. And there's obviously there's an artist that always creates these.
A
Yeah.
B
And that's the initials on it. So that's interesting. Man. That's crazy. I wonder what does the other one look like? Like the quarters and stuff.
A
Oh, I don't know. I just looked at the dime.
B
You got mines on dimes, dude.
A
I got mines on dimes. You guys, there's some crazy stuff happening.
C
Tell me.
B
I. Dude, I saw like three things this morning. I'm like, can't wait to talk about this crazy stuff. Right after we got off the pod yesterday. Did you see Bob Iger has stepped down?
A
Oh yeah.
B
Nine months early compared to what he was than he was supposed to. I don't know. People are like, this guy's about to be sued because Disney just pulled out of their one billion dollar deal with Sora.
A
Right?
B
And then the next day, Bob Iger steps down.
C
What's Sora AI?
B
It's the video AI generation from OpenAI. So it's interesting, which is weird.
A
There's something going on there big time. One billion dollar contract is something that you don't just.
B
That's just with Disney, like a sword too is. I mean, because they stopped it. They stopped shut it down.
A
There's something weird to it.
B
Yeah, I mean there's something behind the scenes. Whether they got it was all kind of something to gather enough data and. Or they just don't have enough to run it. I don't know.
A
I saw that it was taking away from data centers or whatever. So they're focusing more on improving the functions of AI that every. Everyone uses every day.
B
Which makes sense because it's just. It was just like people would just don't start it.
A
Don't make a thing about it. I don't know.
B
It's very interesting, but I wonder why Bob Iger stepped down nine months early. Seems like Disney's doing pretty well right now.
C
Yeah, I don't know.
B
I mean, they just had a crazy good movie.
A
Do you know anything about this new CEO?
B
No, I didn't see him. They appointed one yet.
D
Is he a completely new guy or the.
A
Oh, I don't know because I remember
D
when Danny was here, he was talking about how they brought in Iger, right. To like deal with some of the pandemic stuff. And then the theory was he'd come in like a bul, do what needed to be done, and then once things were back to normal, he'd be the guy they could throw away.
A
Yeah, I don't think he even could get things back to normal. Really.
D
Yeah.
A
Did you know that Disney parks make more money off their food than Disney? Plus the app makes.
B
Dang, that makes sense. Josh. Diamaro is the new CEO of Disney.
A
Josh Joshua.
B
He was the. I'm trying to see what the background on this guy is.
A
I'm so excited to talk to you guys about some of the stuff I got.
C
He looks like Jason Neverett.
B
He does. What do you got? What's. What's first on the dock, sir?
A
I just want to. I just want to get into it because this stuff, I've been like, we did the live yesterday.
D
Yep.
A
And I'm like, I just want to talk about this stuff because it's crazy. It's so interesting. Let's start off with the easy stuff. Meteorites.
B
Yes.
A
They're everywhere.
B
Sure.
A
We talked about a little bit on the live. Do you see the one in Ohio?
B
I think so.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah.
A
Listen to this. People got on video, but there's a meteorite that entered this. The sky in Ohio, six feet wide, weighed seven tons.
B
Whoa.
C
That's 14,000 pounds.
A
Yes. Boom. Sonic boom. Heard from Ohio all the way to Pennsylvania. And people were like, what the freak is that?
B
Yeah.
A
And apparently, like, it hit in, like, Lake Erie or something.
C
Oh, my gosh. Did it break apart at all or.
A
Yeah, they said when it. That a sonic boom is when it, like, okay. Busted apart. But then all of a sudden, people, not only in the US but all over the world, they're like, there's just tons of these giant meteorites. Just people are getting on video. Like, I think there was somewhere in South America. It flashed, dude, and it. The whole sky was just blue. People were like, what the heck?
B
Yeah.
A
And then NASA comes out and like, this is the guys. This is just normal. They said, in fact, there's over 25,000 meteorites a day that hit Earth. And people are like, since when?
C
Since when?
A
We didn't know that. How many? 25,000.
B
Yeah.
C
A day.
A
A day. But they said this one in Ohio, when it entered the atmosphere, the sonic boom that the air burst, it was equivalent to 250 tons of TNT.
C
Oh, my gosh. Is everybody okay?
B
Yeah.
C
It's pretty miraculous that it leaned it in a lake.
A
It said the flash was bright enough to be seen in daylight across multiple states and even parts of Canada. But, yeah, so just all these things in NASA and, like, the news is talking about it, like, yeah, there's a lot of meteorites. It's nothing new. It's just a lot of people have phones now and they can just record it. But everyone's like, this isn't super normal. In fact, there's, like, one person where, like, they're filming it looks like a meteorite, but then it like changes direction. What if people are like, meteorites don't change direction.
D
That's odd.
A
Very odd. And I tried to look into it and I couldn't really find too much about it, but there's that stuff. But then going with the space stuff, the meteorites, I got a couple of connections here. There's this man named Nathan was his last name. Nathan Hardiman. On January 21, 2026 this January, he was arrested in Area 51.
C
Oh, boy.
A
Did you see this?
B
No.
A
This is. This is so creepy. And so.
C
Oh, no. What?
A
This man, he was arrested in the middle of the night just by himself. And they just released the body cam footage this past week, which it's like, why are we releasing this?
B
I saw a thumbnail of a body cam. Yeah.
A
So this guy Nathan, the video is kind of long. We can watch it maybe later. Also try to pull the clip. But people put music over and I don't want to get flagged. But when he was being questioned by these police officers or these guards, he's like, you know, just in like a collared shirt, sweater, just a normal looking dude, right? And he looked frazzled.
C
Oh, boy.
A
And he's like, why did you, why did you come into this? Why'd you pass the gate? You saw there's no trespassing. He's like, I came with zero hostility. He's like, well, crossing that barrier is an act of hostility. He's like, I'm sorry.
B
Yeah.
A
He said, but I'm. I'm. I was sent here. And he's like, I drove up here. This is. I did the quote of what he said. He said, I drove up here. I know it sounds weird and strange, but it's true. This is part of a time dilation facility and we are experiencing this now. He said, you may not remember. He said, I hope you remember it now. And he said, and it's tied to revelation. It's tied to heaven. And he's like. He's like, do you believe in heaven? The guy's like, yeah, I believe in heaven. He's like, okay, yeah. So this. And he just kept on going. He's like, we're part of this time dilation. There's a time dilation happening at this facility. He's like, and I was sent by NASA to investigate it. And in fact, he had multiple IDs, military IDs, a NASA ID, and these are all fake. And he's like, they're not. They're not fake. He said, I was sent here to observe this.
B
What in the world?
A
And these guys are like, no way. But yeah. So Nathan Hardiman, he was detained by security and then he claimed there's a time dilation anomaly happening. But people online were trying to find out who is this guy. And the only thing that they could find with his name is that he's a contractor who works at removing mold and asbestos, primarily from military facilities.
B
Okay.
C
It make him a little kooky.
D
That's what I was thinking.
A
It could possibly be, or it could
B
just be kind of moldy's getting rid of.
A
Yeah. I don't know what it was, but I'm like, this is like the way he was presenting it. It's so spooky, so eerie. It feels like a movie.
C
Yeah, it does.
A
Because he's not. He's not like. He's like, shaken.
B
Yeah.
A
Because of, like, what he thinks is happening. Like this time dilation, which apparently time dilation is a real thing.
C
It is a real thing, but it's a space thing.
A
Yeah. Like, so, like when astronauts go up, time is different from. So he's saying that from Project. Oh, also interstellar. That's like pretty much the theme of interstellar.
C
Yeah, true.
A
Anyways, I look to see him, like, well, what. What's up with Nathan now? Zero. Nothing. No record of him being in jail, no record of him coming home. No interview, nothing. No, he's just gone.
B
Of course he is.
A
He's gone.
B
He's leaked, bro. Oh, my goodness. This is crazy. Yeah, that's wild.
C
I would love to see the video of him saying, like, telling everybody you saw it on a body cam footage.
A
Yeah, let me. They try to play it and then,
D
I mean, music will.
B
I have guarantee Flag, there's a. There's a guy on YouTube that did a whole.
A
That's a full body from his video.
B
Okay. Yeah, it's.
C
See here, it is possible that the mold made him kooky.
D
Yeah. He would know the language to speak. And if he's been operating around military facilities, he would have put eyes on IDs and been able to make similar. Because there's no way you show up to a base without, like, at least knowing the protocol of how to get on.
C
It's true.
A
Yeah. Yeah. That guy does great videos.
B
Oh, it's the best.
A
Yeah.
B
I'll just watch them all day. Ew. Body cam on YouTube. It's the best. Yeah. Dude, he looks like a completely normal dude. Yeah, man. Dude, this is really scary. Is that the end of it?
A
That's the end Of Nathan. Yeah.
B
Okay.
C
Oh, poor guy.
B
I'm gonna jump into my thing, and it's not that big of a deal, but it's still. It's like the fact that you're talking about meteors, it's wild to me. And time dilation, which is nuts. So this past weekend, I was talking with my buddy Larry, who I just met at a Daddy Daughter dance. And in the middle of this beautiful Daddy Daughter dance, it's all French themed, I meet this guy who's a music teacher. I think he's Italian. We're full in on every type of conspiracy. He finds out I do a podcast. And so he just starts throwing all of these insane theories out there that I thought. I'm like, this guy teaches music to my kids on Tuesdays. I thought he was pretty cool. And then he seems even cooler now, and he starts diving into conspiracies. And he talked about something that, like, kind of blew my mind. I don't know if we've ever talked about it. And so if we did, it's not gonna be that big of a deal. But there is a cool story. So this idea behind meteor crashes and meteor craters that have, like, left ginormous massive holes on the planet, right? All over the world, these huge craters. And people have gone in and they found, like, it seems like there's like, space material or space stone or something surrounding it. Remnants. And then you look into the history of native tribes and ancient civilizations who've been close or nearby these craters. You're like, that can't be by coincidence a lot, right? And so you see that. That happens in Turkey. You have, like, all the. There's some in America. There's this one in Nevada or New Mexico, I can't remember. I think it's New Mexico. But there's the story of this ancient Native American tribe that would be near this large crater. They grew up next to it. And their story was. A lot of these stories all across the world are that these balls of fire, these demons of fire, gods of fire, came down, and that's what left those craters. And it's stories from all over. And they're not saying it like they were rocks or not living. They were saying, like, as if there was actually a living being inside of these things. So it makes you wonder, like, it wasn't just, like, you know, destruction, rocks coming down and trying to destroy the world. It was something alive. And so there's this one tribe in New Mexico, and there was rumors and myths and lore about this crater. And one kid who had a large scar across his face from, like, apparently like a horse had kicked him and just disfigured his face. Right. He's probably like seven or eight years old. They're. They're living happily. They're doing their normal things. And then one day this boy decides to run away, and he runs to this crater. They spend days looking for this kid. He comes back a couple days later, 30 years old. The only way they know is because the markings on his body, the scars and everything, the kid had the same memories, everything. He does not know what happened. But two days had only passed, and this kid is like 30 years old now, and he tells the story about falling into this crater and not knowing and remembering what happened.
C
Oh, my God.
B
So that's just a story that, like, I'm like, that's wild. I mean, like, who knows what really happened? I don't know, but that's the story. And then you just, like. So it just fascinated me because he was talking to me, Larry was just talking to me about all these meteor crashes, craters that are all over the world. And I'll. I'll just send you pictures just so you have, like, a little reference of, like, all the ones that are around, but they're just massive. And we have them all over. And you. We looked up how many large, huge meteor craters are like that on Earth that are confirmed. Like, ones that size that are that massive, that are consistent. There's no skid marks or anything. It's like it came straight down. Yeah, there's 200 of them.
C
What?
B
200?
A
Okay.
C
That's a lot.
B
In the Book of Enoch.
D
Yeah.
B
How many angels were cast down from heaven?
D
I'm having a hard time believing that that number actually lines up.
B
Look, they'll say 190 to 200, but there's 200 confirmed craters. There are 200 angels that descended from
A
heaven, cast down from heaven, cast down.
B
And they said they met on the. The Mount Hermon.
C
Right, Right.
B
But who's to say they didn't come down in a crazy, crazy way, like thrown down? And then the rendezvous point is Mount Hermon. I mean, it's just a weird coincidence.
D
Here's the fact check. The Earth has about. I asked how many meteor craters exist on the Earth? The Earth has about 200 confirmed meteor or impact craters. The official count is 190 to 200. 200 confirmed. Scientists track these through Earth, through the Earth Impact Database. New ones occasionally are discovered. So the number slowly increases.
B
I mean, you think about the stories and the lore and the Myths that are surrounding these craters, especially the Native
A
Americans talking about living star people, fire
B
God, star people coming down.
D
I mean, weird how Thor arrives places.
B
Isn't that crazy?
C
Goodness. What Is Larry a believer?
B
Big time.
C
Did he make that connection or you made that connection?
B
We were just talking and I think he was the one. He's like, But I didn't think, like, it was just like we were talking about it and he's like, actually, I don't even know how many craters there are. And then we looked it up and he looked at. And he. We saw that number and he showed me his arm and it's just goosebumps. And he was like, so tripped out. I'm like, this is crazy.
A
That's nuts.
B
And that's funny.
D
Like, like that the probability of those lining up is crazy.
B
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's like, it's too big of a coincidence. It's like. I know it's wild, especially people who aren't believers, but I'm like, this is cool.
D
That's very cool.
A
That's a fun, very fun connection and very fun.
B
Big time.
D
Dude, I wonder if Rings of Power when Gandalf hits the ground, if that's canon. I doubt it is.
C
I keep thinking about that.
D
But he made a crater when he landed in the show.
C
Yeah, like a star.
A
You know, we should do is look at these craters and where they're at and look at the native folklore around the craters.
B
That's what I was trying to do because there's a lot to.
D
Graphs and hieroglyphs and all that stuff.
B
It's a lot. There's this one that dropped. It's the Siberian explosion that nobody saw. It's the Tunguska. Oh, yeah. We talked about 80 billion trees.
A
Yeah. No, Trace was in the 1900s, wasn't it?
B
I think so.
A
Because we equated it back to Tesla's death ray.
B
Yeah, yeah. That's what.
A
That's.
B
That's one of the theories. Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
And that's wild, man.
A
That what your story reminded me of this guy I saw, George Catlin. So this guy George Catlin, in the, I believe, the late 1800s, he basically spent his entire life traveling across North, Central and South America, painting Native Americans and learning their stories. Very cool stuff. You should really look into this guy. But one thing he. So basically he interviewed from, like Canada all the way to the South America, all these Native Americans painted all of them, Drew all of them.
C
Wow.
A
But there's a connection that they all had and they all talked about three cataclysmic events happening. They said there was two events that were fire and one was a flood.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
I'm like, that's pretty fascinating.
B
Super fascinating.
A
So, like. Like, with the whole fire stuff and, like.
B
Yeah.
D
What would it be? What would it be? Biblically? Biblically, because the flood's obvious. Isn't the. The angel that guards the Garden of Eden? Isn't it a flaming sword?
A
It is, yeah.
D
So that could be some sort of fire event if we were just being, like, you know, not being literal, but it was like, fire cast them out. I wonder what the third could be.
A
Yeah, I don't know.
C
I don't think we have any precedent of it in scripture.
D
I do know that I have to make the Bible work within this system.
A
We have to manipulate scripture to fit our agenda.
D
I saw it on Tick Tock. It has to fit.
A
I. I have another crazy story about space stuff.
B
Okay.
A
It's about a man that's gone missing.
B
Okay.
A
Very important man.
B
Yes.
A
And I'll tell you right after that,
D
so don't go anywhere.
B
Hey, guys. Sorry, you're interrupting your podcast right now.
A
Yes, sorry about that. I know we're talking about really cool things, and you guys are like, oh, man, one of these things again.
B
We don't even want to be here. We don't want to do this to you guys, but legally we have to.
A
Legally, we have to.
B
It stinks sometimes.
A
Yeah.
B
So we're not gonna waste any more of your time. All we want to let you know is that we do shirts here.
A
Yeah. Here at Sunday Cool. We do all kinds of shirts and stickers and hats. Basically, anything you want, we can do it.
B
And you're probably thinking, like, wait a minute, I thought you guys just did a podcast. You guys just friends? You sit down and talk about silly stuff.
A
Wrong.
B
No, we. We work. This building is a business called Sunday.
D
Sunday.
A
Cool. We work here.
B
We work here. We've worked here for years. And we. We print shirts. And you know somebody who. Maybe it's not you, but maybe you know somebody who runs a business or a sports team or. Or an organization or works in a ministry, and they need shirts, stickers, hats, and you could be like, hey, you should order through Sunday. Cool. Yeah, I don't know.
A
Yeah, so go to cindycool.com and start your order today, because you're gonna need shirts for the summer. Right?
B
You're gonna need it. There's an event around the corner probably. Right?
A
Right.
B
I don't know.
D
Okay.
A
Cindycool.com.
D
go.
B
Get back to the show. Guys. There's no way you kept all that clapping in, right?
A
I don't know.
C
So excited to go to Disney Castle, you guys. Oh, my gosh. Go to Disney Castle. That's what the girls call it.
B
Oh, they don't have corn dogs there, do they? On Main Street? I think it's a Disneyland thing.
C
I don't know.
B
Apparently the Disneyland hot dogs. Apparently the Disneyland corn dogs on Main street are dumb, like, so good.
C
The hot dogs are good. Yeah.
B
But, like, I love corn dogs.
D
Are different every time I eat one of those. The hot dog. Yeah, I bet they're awesome.
C
Butter the hot dog.
D
They got the dairy allergy. Yeah. But it's a ridiculous amount of processed meat.
A
So, you know, we've been doing, like, our relatively eating healthy.
D
I didn't.
A
Exercising, trying to get in shape, bro. This past weekend, it's like I said, nope. It's not like I said that. I said nope.
B
Yeah, you did.
A
Dude, we went to the movies. I didn't know. I literally had no idea I could consume that much.
D
What'd you get?
A
I had a. First off, we went to Taco Bell to sneak it into the movie theater. Had a grilled cheese burrito.
B
Yeah.
A
Then a beefy five layer burrito.
B
Yeah.
A
And then an entire bag of Snickers and then a whole bowl of popcorn.
B
That's crazy. Did you do Please do the, like, calorie count on that?
A
I mean, it had been 8, 000 calories.
C
He threw it up.
A
No, I didn't. I held it in.
C
You threw up.
A
No.
C
You did throw up that night. Violently. And it was stinky.
A
I don't remember that. I threw up a lot.
B
Yeah. It's okay. It's completely normal.
C
I can't remember. I came in and I rubbed your back and you were like, I'm fine.
B
I'm fine. Kelsey always comes in and just brings like, a wet, like, cold, wet towel whenever she hears me throwing that out.
D
How often do you guys throw up?
A
I have acid reflux.
D
Sure.
A
But not as much as I.
B
Every time I do it, she does it. I don't know. Like, I don't think it's, like, a lot. It's just whatever I do. It's like that's what she does for me.
A
It was so bad.
B
It's a nice wife.
D
Paige tells me, be quiet, you're too loud. Whenever it happens to me because I'm like one of those.
C
It's like. But like, Andy, I feel like your poor wife, like, can't help but do something, because it sounds like you need to be.
D
Yes. I still haven't. I still haven't heard it.
A
Really?
C
Josh's impression is actually spot on because. I literally have no idea how you accomplish the act of throwing up while making.
A
When he did that in the woods in Tennessee, it was the funniest thing ever.
D
Oh, man, this is dead quiet.
B
Even Bigfoot was like, what is that?
C
I know.
D
Is that your bachelor.
A
No, that was when we went to.
D
I might have been asleep. I go to sleep before everybody at all those things.
A
You guys were asleep.
C
Our children were awake, though.
A
In middle school, though, I threw up after. I threw up every day.
B
Yeah.
A
And then my parents, like, yeah, we got to not do this anymore. So they brought me to gastro. Whatever. Like, if you keep doing this, they're like, you will get.
C
Yeah.
A
Cancer in your esophagus.
C
Yeah. Which is the worst kind to get to, like, stretch your throat out and stuff.
A
But then you could probably sound like that.
C
Yeah. Maybe. Your brother Taylor throws up every morning. Madison told me. Because he presses.
B
He goes, dude, I. I do that. But, like, it's the.
D
It's the.
B
When you. You're supposed to, like, brush your tongue.
D
Yeah.
C
Don't go so far, Taylor. Don't go so far. Just do the tea.
A
I never brush my tongue.
B
Truthfully, you're supposed to, because it really does. Like, it's. Apparently that's a cause of bad breath, too. And so I breath. But, dude, every time I do it, even, it's like, even. It's, like, right there in the center. Like, center. I can't. I gag. This is the worst.
D
Have you ever tried a turkey call? Like a diaphragm call? The one you put in your mouth?
B
I think so. Yeah. I don't.
D
Dude, I've been practicing in my yard. My neighbors have to think I'm crazy
A
because you have to wear tickles and, like, into your.
D
No, it's not my nose, but I'll get, like, a couple. Like. And then the vibration hits the back of my palate, my tongue. So it's like,
A
I can't.
D
I can't ever go in the woods with this.
A
But, yeah, those things would always tickle my nose. Like, it would, like, vibrate in here
D
and be like, I got you.
C
Wait till Noah tickles my nose, goes through the face where he, like, discovers he has a gag reflex, and he starts sticking his fingers in his mouth. And he thinks it's funny. He keeps doing it. Jane would do it. Jane still does this.
A
I do this every night. Basically, I do, like, magic tricks with the girls where it's like I make the coin disappear and I pull it out of their ear.
B
Yeah.
A
But I do it sometimes. I'm like. I, like, spit it up. And so I have them do it sometimes. And Jane last night, I, like, did the coin. I'm like, oh, where'd it go? And she's like, in my stomach. And she goes.
B
She actually just throws.
D
Here, you got it.
B
That's the best. She's so funny, dude.
A
Speaking of the best. Did you know that it's a.
C
Speaking of something Jane said this morning about Andy. We were driving, and she was like, I love Andy. And then she was like. She was like, his beard is so long. She's like. It's like a rope.
B
She's like.
C
And Kelsey climbs it.
B
That's so cool.
C
I thought that would be a funny caricature for somebody to draw.
D
Yeah.
C
Okay. Anyway, excuse me. Would you rather always get the best parking spot every place that you go, or always get your choice seats at any concert, movie, or show?
B
Concert, movie, of course. Easiest in the world.
D
Parking spot, I think.
A
Parking spot, yeah.
C
What Josh has. I. Josh's brain works so differently than mine because he will. He will take so much time looking for a parking spot, and we would have been in the store already.
B
Just walk.
D
Here's. Here's my. Here's my argument. How many more concerts would you go to if you knew you could pull straight up and walk in? So I'd rather go to more concerts than have, like, a premium seat.
A
Yeah. Think about everywhere you go. Yeah, but think about what, like, a downtown area, and it's like, oh, you
D
know, you have a VIP spot.
B
It is not that stressful. Y' all get some steps in.
C
I get it. Josh will avoid going to a nice dinner in Mount Dora because of the parking situation.
B
That's crazy town.
D
No, I'm. I'm the same way.
C
I'm the same way. I will park in somebody's neighborhood and walk half a mile. I will. I like the exercise.
B
You enjoy Odyssey by Christopher Nolan and, like, fuck, 32 all the way on the side, then.
A
No, I wouldn't enjoy that.
D
He prefers to go pee.
B
He does it.
A
I did. Well, everywhere except the movies. I prefer the in, for sure.
B
That's what I'm saying. But, like, you wouldn't. You would hate that at the movies if you had to sit on the outside.
A
In fact, I get so. I get so stressed out going to the church we're going to if we don't get an incap. I'm like, we might as well leave. I'm going to get up and pee at some point. I don't want to inconvenience people.
B
Exactly. That would be worth not getting the best parking spot.
A
True. That's true.
B
That's what I'm saying.
D
I stick with what I said.
B
That's crazy.
C
I think too if our movie theater
B
busier, front row at a concert, whatever you want, anytime.
C
I also want to ask this question because it doesn't warrant a whole question corner. But I thought it was fun. Do you get in the shower face first or turn around?
B
Face first.
A
I get it kind of sideways. Like I always say.
C
What's your first shoulder position?
D
I'll tell you the truth and you guys will think I'm psycho for it. But I like cold plunge the shower. On purpose first thing. Yeah. Like I do the opposite on.
B
How long you been doing that?
D
Quite a while.
B
Yeah. That's crazy.
A
I do hot shower and then blast cold at the end. I always go to me, that's not worth it.
C
And it shiver. It's not worth it. It's honestly not even.
B
I'm not Joe Rogan.
D
How long is a shower?
A
It's just to wake up.
B
I mean, if I'm exhausted, like right before, like if like we're getting like on a trip, we're driving at 3am we're leaving. I'll do that. But like every day. That's not enjoyable for me at all.
D
Two to three like strong breaths and you're over it.
B
I've done it. I know. But it's like I would rather have scolding hot water. Like, ow, I'm burning. And then that wakes me up.
C
Yeah. Same.
A
I despise cold plunges despite I actually want to do.
D
I haven't done like a nice plunge.
A
The last time I did like a real like cold plunging was during football in high school.
B
Same.
A
And I. I legit got early onset hypothermia.
B
Yeah. That's right there.
A
Too long. I was like. I'm like, I gotta get out. And he's like, no. Saying it was 15 minutes. He had me in there.
B
Yeah.
A
And I got out and I couldn't stop shaking for over an hour.
B
That's way too long.
A
I know.
D
I don't know about.
A
It's also the same coach that gave my brother the malfunction helmet and he got three concussions.
B
Very good.
D
Very good sounds. That checks out.
B
Coach of the year.
D
What's his name?
B
What's his first and last name?
A
He also Made me. I fractured my heel in a practice, and he made me do up downs instead of running sprints.
D
Yeah, but it's you. It's hard to believe. Like, this is killing me.
C
We are gonna do up downs until blue is no longer tired and thirsty.
A
Nice.
C
Remember, Anders, turn. Anders, turn.
D
Oh, it is my turn.
A
It's Ryan Gosling.
B
Yep, true. Oh. Oh, Ryan gonna reel. Yes, he do.
A
He's gonna show us right now. Andrew's got a reel, and he's gonna
B
show us right now.
A
Right now. Right.
C
All right, so crumbliest bagel.
D
So this.
A
That's not a bagel.
D
First video that's coming through is this chick is at, like, a tattoo convention. She's, like, interviewing dudes. This d, like, clearly got a bunch of ink. His whole face is done. And then she asks, like, can I see the rest? Dude, this is crazy. I might have to blur it, but I was not expecting this.
A
Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go.
C
How many tattoo you have?
B
How many tattoo here? How many?
C
Sixteen. Sixteen?
B
Yeah.
A
Can we see?
C
Naigo, do you have any cake?
B
Yeah. Okay.
C
Can you. I. I can show you.
A
Oh, we can see.
E
Oh. Oh, my gosh. No, no, no. That's insane.
B
Wait.
C
Thank you.
B
That's great.
D
I don't know what, like, obviously I didn't know that was coming. When I watched this video. I don't know what. I thought I would blur that. That's so funny.
A
That's so funny.
D
Hitler. The next one. Have we ever talked about this? This dude is stuck here for three hours. They don't know how to get him out of this situation. This is this one of the scariest things I've ever seen in my life.
B
Dude, orangutans are the scariest.
A
All right, ready? Three, two, one, go.
C
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
B
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, please. That'll be smart.
A
Okay.
B
Oh, no.
C
Oh, no.
B
Oh, no.
C
Oh,
B
bro.
D
Just the way it, like, manhandles him.
B
Oh, that horrifying dude.
A
Nightmare.
C
So he spends three hours in there because they can't.
D
It won't let him move away. Every time he starts to break away, it pulls him back. And so he's trying to calmly get away.
A
He just did. I hate that.
D
Maybe it's A.I.
A
i don't know. You know what I also hate? You know the. That documentary, the Grizzly Man?
B
Yeah. Nope.
A
It's this guy who's a. Like a bear concern.
B
Connoisseur.
A
Yeah. He just. He studies bears and, like, kind of a strange dude.
D
Okay.
B
Kinda.
A
He's a very strange he was a very strange dude. But I mean, like, spent years and years interacting with these grizzly bears and, like, never had a problem. And like, he just knew how to interact with them and like, get up super close, up super close. Like, even keep his distance. Like, he just knew. He knew the behavior of bears.
D
Yeah.
B
You need to watch this documentary. It's worth it. This guy's wild.
A
Surprisingly, he dies by getting eaten by a bear.
C
Oh, no.
A
But I've never heard the recordings of
B
it because they had this. I released.
A
I'm not well, I. Someone released them.
B
There's no way, because this would be huge. Like, this is like, it's never for
A
the, like, it was the most convincing audio I've ever heard of someone getting attacked by a bear.
B
I don't doubt it.
C
Oh, my God.
A
And because his. His girlfriend was there.
B
Yeah. His girlfriend.
A
Yes.
C
Yeah, I've heard that story and I
A
listened to it and I'm just like,
B
are we gonna listen to it?
A
No.
C
No.
B
Why not?
A
Maybe I don't want to hear.
D
I don't want to hear that.
A
Okay, I'll show you after.
B
We'll show it on Patreon.
A
It's terrible.
B
Yeah, I can imagine. I don't. I doubt it's real though, because that. That was something they made in clear in the documentary. We will never release these. They're gonna get destroyed. Like, but his wife, his previous ex wife or like partner or something.
A
She.
B
They have her video of her listening to it and it's like awful. Awful, traumatic.
A
I mean, it might be it, dude,
B
all of to look into it.
A
Because that'd be someone else that got eaten by a bear.
B
Yeah.
A
And they're spouse.
B
Gosh, man.
C
Oh, how she just stayed.
A
She was trying to help.
D
She.
A
You can hear. She just kept on saying, play dead. Play dead.
B
Yeah, you can hear, like, apparently you can hear the pots and pans. Like, she's trying to attack this bear rough. He's like, dude, so scary. Because this guy literally, like, they, like, they professionals told him, do not do this, do not do this. But he would just go up in Alaska, be dropped off in the seaplane, and just stay there for months and just live in the woods with these bears. And he had all names for all of them. And parts of it. You're like, this is really cool. This guy's really like one with nature with these guys. And they're accepting, like, they don't look at him. They just walk on by. They don't care that he's there. And then of course, it ends Joshua,
C
I wish you didn't listen to that.
A
Yeah. It makes me wonder why I have anxiety.
B
Yeah.
C
Oh my gosh.
A
But it's kind of like a car crash. It's like where you can't look away
C
and it popped up for you.
A
It's just like I saw the Grizzly man and says recording. I'm like, oh, what's this? I'm like, I'm much like, oh my gosh.
B
Yeah, there's definitely. If it is real, someone got paid a lot of money.
A
Might be fake then. But it sounded. Should it sound real?
C
I don't want to hear it.
A
You know, a documentary, you know, it is real, though.
B
Israel. Israel Lilies.
D
Stop.
A
The missing man.
B
You've been teasing this all week.
A
Because let me preface this. This sounds like a movie, okay? Like the plot of a movie. And you're like, this is crazy.
D
It's for sure real.
A
100% real.
D
Okay.
A
And it's spooky. About two weeks ago, two or three weeks ago, Major General William Neil McCaslin.
B
Okay, General.
A
He is the. He commanded the Air Force Research Laboratory. Afrl I believe so.
D
That's what my brother worked for the afrl.
B
Okay.
A
Well, he was the commit. He commanded it and he was a major general.
B
Are you for real? Get it? Are you frill?
A
But a couple weeks back, he where he lives in Albuquerque, N.M. baby Q wife wakes up, he's gone. He left his phone, he left his wallet, he left his glasses. But he took his revolver gun and hiking boots with him. And they no idea where he's at.
B
And he's a current general. Like he has like a job.
A
He's a major general in the Air Force.
D
Whoa.
A
Commanded the Air Force Research Laboratory. They have no idea where he went. And someone said when you have this high of clearance, which I don't know if this is true, this could just be a bunch of baloney. But when you have this high of clearance, especially in the department that he was working in, because one he was being called on by where was it Congressman Burleson and UAP whistleblower Davis David Grush were trying to get a hold of him because of they said the knowledge that he knew about the UAP disclosure. He apparently had this. He knew something because he was working in the laboratory, which apparently had some stuff with the uap, UFO stuff, super classified stuff. But he just went missing and they don't know where he is.
B
When did that happen? When did he go missing?
A
This is about this. Was he disappeared February 27th.
B
He's still missing.
A
Still missing A month ago. His phone and glasses were left behind, but. Oh. So his wallet, hiking boots and revolver were missing and he didn't say anything? I think he, he may have told his wife, I'm going for a hike. And he just got up and left like I think in the early hours of the morning, like when it was so dark. Nothing. And he's a major general?
B
Yeah. That's crazy. And so what, what's happening now? Are they like, is it a big like manhunt?
D
I.
A
There's not a whole lot on it. But what's weird is that there's two other people connected to him that have gone missing or have died as well recently. One recently. One was a couple years back. So basically Major General William Neil McCaslin. He worked in the lab that funded the development of Mondo Mount. She's Monda alloy, which is a classified nickel super alloy alloy now built into American rocket engines, replacing Russian hardware.
C
Okay.
A
So these two women that were the co inventors of this new type of alloy. One was, her name was Monica, I think Haciendo Riza. She worked for NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. She was a co inventor of this. She also went hiking on June 22 of this past year and went missing. But they said that she was hiking with someone that was 30ft away. She turned a corner and she's gone. Gone?
B
How? How?
A
They did the thermal imaging. They did this whole search party. They did dogs, dog, lost ascent, thermal imaging, nothing. They cannot find her.
C
The person's like, what do you mean?
A
They said she was 30ft, 30ft away. She turned around and waved and then turn and gone.
B
How does this happen?
C
Aliens.
B
And so she's still missing.
A
She is still missing. And her other co inventor who is Dallas Hardwick, Monica's co worker and co inventor of the alloy. She ran basically the government side of things regarding this integration of this alloy.
C
Yeah.
A
Monica held the patent to this alloy.
C
So she's a scientist and the other one is like the, the business, like the engineer. Okay.
A
Or the scientists. So Monica would be the engineer.
C
Okay.
A
Dallas was the, the scientists certified it,
B
calling me and you.
A
Yeah, I would say exactly, exactly. But she died in 2014. And I don't know if you can look too much into that because I was quite a bit ago, over 10 years ago.
C
Was she hiking?
A
I don't know. I just saw that she died. But yeah. So these three people that were involved and it could not necessarily be this alloy thing, but it's very weird that from the same laboratory, three really Important people are gone, including the Major General.
B
Yeah, that seems like it's a. Like a huge red alert type of thing.
A
Yeah. Who also wanted to be brought in to be questioned about the UAP disclosure stuff.
C
That is so stinking weird. What do you think it is? Aliens?
A
I think they just know stuff that they're not willing to. The whoever power it be is not willing to let it leak. Let it leak.
B
Wow, man.
A
So this guy is missing or he was taken. Or he was taken. Which. It sounds more like he was taken.
C
Yeah, the gorilla definitely sounds like she was taken. Like the dogs lose her scent and she can't be tracked. I mean, like, how would she have escaped those woods without her friend?
A
Yeah, it was in Angeles national park where she went missing.
C
Oh, my gosh. Well, there's a lot of national park disappearances, too. Was he in a national park going for a hike or just his local woods?
A
I don't know. Albuquerque, New Mexico. So I don't know if he went into a national park or not.
B
Do they have Forest Park? Yeah, they definitely. Yeah. Yeah, big time. That was actually the first time I ever went solo camping.
C
Oh, wow.
B
New Mexico.
C
Cool.
B
They got cool mountains.
A
Yeah. So it says before McCaslin, General McCaslin disappeared, Congressman Burleson and UAP whistleblower David Grush were both actively trying to reach him, specifically of what they believe he knew.
C
Wow. And then what is David Grush? What kind of pool does he have? How can he be like, hey, I know you have top secret clearance. Tell me, tell me, tell me.
A
He was high up in whatever program because he's like the OG whistleblower or the guy that really was like, this is what's happening. This is what the government's doing.
C
Yeah.
D
I don't know.
A
And this is also weird timing, because with Trump talking about this whole declassifying these UFO files.
B
Sure.
A
But then it's also. It's like, well, where are they?
B
Yeah. And then they want to disclose, but they only want to disclose what they want to disclose, not the real stuff.
C
Who officially released the files?
B
The doj, I think. Right.
C
It was like our government did that.
A
Yeah.
C
Okay.
B
Yeah. The ones that didn't exist but now exist.
C
Yeah.
A
So what do we make of that?
B
I don't know, man. It seems very weird. It seems like they're eliminating the people that they don't. I don't know, man. It's such a.
D
They don't have paper trail either. I know. I'm just trying to be smart about. My brother's never told Me anything he can't tell me. But he did work for the AR for L. And he had security clearance, super low end. But I know the projects he worked on, like, they wouldn't even exchange emails. Like, if you were working on a project, they'd have a single meeting. They'd be like, all right, fly to Texas for like an hour and a half meeting.
C
Wow.
D
And it was like, it's just gonna be us talking to each other and then we're going back to our.
A
And they go into. What do they call, like the skiff rooms or something?
D
I'm not sure. I mean that what I just told you is everything. I know, but. Yeah, but I know that it would. So with security running like that, imagine at the very top, there's a very small amount of people. Whether he knows something that's going to come out, and he's like, I don't need to be around when it drops. Or somebody was like, he's the only one who knows something. We need to acquire him. You know, there's like 100 ways that, you know, it could just be. It could be his doing or someone else is doing. But I'm sure that they keep stuff really locked up.
A
Yeah. This is the part I forgot to say this part, but this could be complete baloney. But this person said at first, people at this high of status within the US Military and with the intelligence and classified information that they know, they are basically designated a satellite to them to where they're being tracked 24, seven, seven days a week.
C
Wow.
A
And so they're like, it's impossible for this guy to just disappear.
C
I mean, like, he left his phone, so how would they beacon him?
A
Well, I mean, if they're talking about, like literally having his location at all times. Like satellite. Yeah, I'm talking about, like, images.
D
Oh.
A
Like tracking him constantly do that. That's what this guy said. Which. I don't know, that seems like a lot. But if you're talking about the most classified information.
C
Yeah.
A
That could change human history.
D
Yeah. I wonder. I mean, if it's image based, though, how do you not just, like, go underground? Get on a subway, who knows where you blipped to. And then when you come out from underground, you just have your face covered.
C
I wouldn't be surprised if they put freaking microchip in his.
D
I mean, this.
A
Do you remember I was talking about the guy that was interviewed by Jesse Michaels? The guy who basically hacked into NASA's website or their back end and like, pulled the picture of the ufo?
D
Yeah. The Password was like, password or something.
A
The British dude?
C
Yeah. And he went to jail and stuff.
A
A piece of information I left out was after this whole thing, you know, like, him being. Whatever he said he just, like, had, like, a terrible night's sleep. Like, he felt like it was just, like, weird dream stuff. He woke up and there was two dots on his heel.
C
Oh, my gosh.
A
And he's like, that's weird. And he's like, I don't. And he's like, I asked my girlfriend or whoever, and they're like, yeah, I don't remember anything. He's like. He said it looked like, like a hole puncher. Boom, boom. Right in his heel. And he's like. And you can still feel it. Like, there's two lumps on this thing in the world. And wait. And Jesse Michaels brought up. There is a company that does bio tracking. Like, basically puts a tracker in people that you can get put in you. And he pulled up images of the surgery and whatnot. And it's the exact same dot, dot.
B
No way. How do you not.
C
How do you not, like, how does it not undo you?
A
Yeah. And Justice Michael, he's like, you should get this looked at to see if it has any. Like, yeah, come on. He's like, like, okay, yeah, I should probably do that.
C
That's so crazy. And you're, like, talking to your girlfriend, and you're like, I am concerned that someone came into our house and put a tracker. Put a tracker in my foot. And she's like, okay.
A
The first thing I would do if I even had that speculation was go and get, like, an MRI or X ray of it.
C
No, I know, exactly. We need to have a doctor that, like, is legit. Joey and Keller would do it for us. They're like, joanne, dude, something's in my foot for real. They came in the night. She'd be like, let's look at it,
A
but it is weird. And then there's that guy from high Strange talking about the abduction thing of the thing. Put it in his ear.
B
Sure. It makes sense. I just sent you a video. This is a video from 2012. And obviously, this is a car tracking. This is a satellite image that's tracking a single car. This is. But this is from 2012.
A
Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go.
C
Oh, my word.
B
So you're thinking this is almost 15 years ago. Think about the type of technology they have now to track one single person, especially a general.
A
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
B
A person that's that up. That if they wanted to out somebody or get rid of somebody. It's so easy for them.
C
So easy.
A
Yeah.
B
That's crazy to me.
A
It's wild.
D
I hate that you there is no longer off grid.
B
No. Yeah. There's nothing.
A
Really. Doesn't exist.
D
Amazon, 150 foot canopy.
B
Antarctica.
D
Bigger than the lower 48. What? The Amazon is larger than the lower 48.
A
Oh my gosh, dude. I thought you were talking about Amazon, the company. I don't understand.
D
Sorry. No, I'm just talking about a place to go where the. You impenetrable.
A
That would probably be the only place in the world.
D
Yeah. And probably the last place you actually want to be.
A
Yeah.
C
No.
A
Scariest place on earth.
C
No. We just have to live in it. And we have to just pray that Jesus will come back soon.
A
True that.
D
With tinfoil hats.
A
True that.
B
Explain to me the lower 48. What does that mean?
D
Looting Hawaii and Alaska.
B
Got it. Because I've always liked the lower 48. But then like Hawaii is down there.
D
I know it does. Yeah.
C
Yeah.
D
You're correct to be confused.
B
I was gonna say that is because I've heard that phrase like three times in the past.
A
Lower right. 48.
B
Yeah.
C
Doesn't make sense to me geographically. Is Hawaii lower?
B
Yep.
C
On the planet 100. All right. We don't need to check hostel.
A
Where would it be?
B
I wasn't.
A
You were just wrong.
B
You felt defensive.
D
Where is it on the equatorial line?
A
Because there's parts of it snows too.
D
That's just height.
A
That's crazy.
C
That's crazy.
D
That's crazy.
C
That's crazy.
A
Speaking of why. You heard about the floods?
B
Yeah, yeah, dude, they got that. Damn. That's about to break.
C
Yeah, dude. Kendall Winningham was supposed to.
B
Darn. That's about to break.
D
It's in line with Cuba. Ish.
C
Okay.
D
Oh, wow.
C
Okay.
A
It snows in Cuba.
B
Yep. Every day, bro.
A
There's so much that every word I'm saying is making me think of something else. Like, you know the Cuba, like their power outage that they're dealing with.
B
Nope, nope. Haven't heard it.
A
Because of the. The straight of gold one. They're getting a ton of their crude oil from Venezuela. They were cut off from that.
C
Oh, no.
A
And then they're basically going back and forth with the U.S. i don't know all the stuff with the geopolitics and stuff. But I do know they basically ran out of oil.
C
Oh gosh.
A
Completely. To where Cuba was just. There's no power.
C
Oh, no.
A
And so they're like, hey, please Trump. Can we. Let's do something.
C
Yeah, that's good.
D
Okay, here's our leader.
C
Yeah, that's good. That. That they're looking to us, but they're,
A
like, stuff that you don't think about, too. And they're saying this, too. They're like. There's, like, children in hospitals, and these hospitals have no power now.
C
That's so sad.
D
That's the first thing I think of, like, when hurricanes happen, you get all those people in hospitals on life support. There's a limited amount of time. Those hospitals have, like, backup.
C
Yeah. Dude, did you see they did a whole documentary on how that happened in one of the hurricanes.
D
It's brutal.
B
The Katrina one, I think, right?
C
Yeah. Basically, people decided.
B
Abandoned almost.
C
They left them in it.
B
Horror movie.
C
Awful.
D
Did you guys. Did you guys go and do any Katrina relief when that happened?
C
No, I think I was seven.
D
I mean, you guys are first. You guys are way further than we. We were in the panhandle.
B
Imagine, Lily, just trying to help.
A
No, we.
D
We were down there. We were, like, cleaning up some. We're helping with a church in particular. But, you know, you're kind of driving through the neighborhood, and it is one of the just craziest experiences to be going down the street because they. They painted garage doors. They're like, body in here.
C
Yeah.
D
And so to just go down the street and just to see the amount of, like, awful. That was. That was surreal. That was. That was gnarly.
C
Awful.
B
Crazy. But the Hawaii stuff is wild as well, because it makes you wonder, man, that land is so expensive, and they have a dam they put in, like, 15 years ago. It's like.
A
Yeah.
B
Was it made purposefully?
A
What's also weird, the news isn't really reporting on the floods in Hawaii. Like, they're, like, devastating.
D
Yeah.
A
Like, I saw clips of, like, full houses being swept away.
D
You know what's sick about it, though, is the Hawaiian people freaking show up for each other. Like, everyone with a surfboard, like, all the surfers I follow over there, everyone with a board is, like, doing house checks, like, getting people and doing what they can. Everyone with equipment is helping.
B
That's the positive of natural disasters. It really honestly does bring a community together. 110. Yeah.
C
Yeah.
A
Crazy.
C
Did you see that? Speaking of natural phenomenon, you seem like hundreds of thousands of crows just left Tel Aviv, Israel.
B
Yeah, Crows. Like, legitimate crows.
A
Yeah.
C
Littering the sky.
D
Me learning that they have crows.
B
That's interesting.
C
Did you see the video? Apparently it was put out a couple years ago or maybe this year. Of a crow taking the Israeli flag off of its pole and throwing it to the ground.
B
I did not see that sun, Katie.
C
My brother just showed it to me.
B
That's crazy. Crows are political, I guess, bro.
A
Crows are scary.
D
What are they? What do you call? Is it a murder?
A
Murder.
B
Murder.
D
I turned a murder of crows this morning with the dogs. They were flying and I heard the, you know, like the.
C
Yeah, like that.
D
I had my owl call with me, but it makes like a quack. I started doing it and literally I had them circling the yard. I was like, I don't know if this was a good idea.
A
It's what's. Oh, we didn't even talk about our owls.
C
Oh, I'm so excited to talk about these.
B
Very cool.
C
Look at this video real quick though, guys.
A
Yeah, I sent it to you guys.
C
So many.
A
But I'm like leaving also. I mean, that happened to us the other day to remember that. Or the other week where there was. Especially at Taylor's house. Remember, like there's. I mean, tens of thousands of crows just flying over his house.
B
That's. That's like. That's crazy. That's out of a movie though. This is cr. That's nutso. Like all them on the ground and stuff.
A
Yeah, this one is crazy.
D
There was maybe like six in my yard. It wasn't anything nuts.
B
Still a murder.
C
So about these owls. My mother in law has been plagued by baby owls. And so what keeps happening is she goes out to the property, the camp and will find a little baby owl by the tree fallen out of its nest.
D
Sad.
C
It is sad in there.
A
Well, here's the thing with baby owls, because we had the people come out.
C
Audubon.
A
Audubon. To help re nest them. And they're like. If they're like. It's typical for an owl to fall out of its nest because owls steal nests. They don't make their own nests. So they'll find a little wimpy nest. And these owl, I mean a baby owl is huge.
C
Yeah, yeah, they're big.
A
And it's like they'll fall out, but the mom or dad will come down and feed it on the ground until it gets enough strength and it'll climb up the tree. I'm like, I freaking hate owls.
B
They can climb.
D
What are you talking about? That's awesome.
C
These owls.
D
Wait till you see this picture you showed me already.
C
The baby owls are probably Noah's age. They were probably born the same week. That's what she said. And they came out and they brought a Tree climber. A professional tree climber. Or he's a professional climber, but he also likes to climb trees. And he climbed up there, installed the nest, put the little baby owls up. We got to see all of them. They even gave us a little orphaned one. So two of them fell out at the camp and they brought a little
B
orphan with them which they said was a California owl. What? Which is interesting because
A
we were plagued by the freaking owls in California. I didn't know that.
C
I didn't know. I'm like, why would that happen? I don't know why that oven anyway?
D
Oh, I didn't see this one.
C
And she said. She said that owls. Owls can't count is what her thing was.
A
So birds can't count.
C
Birds can't count. So they will feed whatever's in the nest.
B
Yeah.
C
And I said, or they're super generous. You have no idea.
D
Right?
B
I love that. We could just jump to that. Like they just. No, they can't count.
C
Or they adopted this baby.
A
They do a lot of things. They can migrate to different parts of the world without having a gps. But yeah, they can't count.
B
Yeah. One, two, Cancel the difference.
D
Did I tell you guys about me finding out autobond existed?
A
How where?
D
There I was driving down to Mount Dora down that like back road that hugs the lake, and I passed a house with like 20 turkeys in the yard strutting around. And I immediately pulled up Onx and was like looking for property owners. Like, who owns this lot that has turkeys on it? Cuz I think you can bow hunt in city limits. Cuz the. The law is only no discharge of firearm. And so I was like, I'm gonna try to call somebody. Like, I'll toss you 100 bucks. Just let me come try to hunt a turkey. And they own the random lot on the road. It's a bird sanctuary, which is why there are turkeys flying around. I was like, yeah, they're probably not gonna.
B
That's why you shoot first, ask for forgiveness later.
D
It was in the road.
C
Who's gonna even know?
A
Anyways, everyone now are now the property that we're moving on is literally. There's so many owls.
B
Yep.
C
Yeah.
D
Yep.
B
They're ready for you. They're nesting because you were nesting.
A
I don't understand how people can't look at an owl and be like, that's not evil. It's. It's the scariest looking thing ever.
B
I think they're fascinating. In fact, they are terrifying.
A
There's so many cultures that thought the Same thing I do.
B
Yeah.
A
So there's something.
B
Some to it.
A
Native Americans thought it was a sign of death.
B
Yeah. Yeah. Well, who knows? We're all going to die someday.
A
In fact, I saw this one video. I don't know enough about it, but there's a video where this painter from the medieval era, the Dark Ages, he painted these depictions of heaven and hell. And his incorporation of owls within it is haunting.
B
How?
A
Because, like, the heaven one, it's like. There's like. It's like Adam and Eve are. Or Eden. Sorry, Eden. And so in paradise of Eden. Garden of Eden. And outside of it, which would be like a hellish landscape. And in the. On the tree of life, there's the snake, but there's also an owl. And then there's an owl off in the distance, just like kind of overlooking the whole situation. Whole scene.
B
Yeah.
A
And then in the destruction, there's like owls everywhere. And they're all black owls. And it's like the creepiest thing.
B
Very strange.
C
I will lean on your discernment because you were pretty good at. At identifying bad things.
D
It's just a poor baby owl, dude.
B
Disney's bad, guys. Disney's bad. I can't do it. I got a gut feel. I got a conviction. That's weird.
A
I don't know, guys.
C
It demands.
D
Dude, speaking of medieval or ancient God Molech, there's a bad transition. I just want to talk about the fact that they did a animation. I ran video. The video was.
A
Did you confirm that?
B
Yep.
A
Yikes.
C
What was it?
D
We got to pull that up.
A
Talking about.
D
So you know how they've been, like, releasing. Or they did the statue of Bail where they lit it on fire. Apparently they're continuing that theme. And the video is obviously AI. But they did a video. I kind of. I don't know if me telling it before we play it is a good idea. I kind of think the video should just have its effect. But they released a video. We can play it. If it has audio that I need to kill, I'll kill it and add something spooky and Middle Eastern sounding underneath it.
A
Okay, I just sent it. So Iran released this video on their socials. All right, ready? Three, two, one, go.
C
Oh, no. Oh, no.
D
Notice the names. Hiroshima, Vietnam. Everybody looking up.
C
Oh, no.
D
It's got Palestine Kids, Epstein Island.
C
What?
A
I think it's just talking about how the US has been against the innocence of People.
D
This is victims looking up.
B
Was the missile.
A
Let's go down.
C
Oh, no.
B
Iran posted that?
D
Yep.
A
Iran.
D
What do we do with that and people called us crazy for saying the Statue of Liberty was Lucifer.
C
The French, well, I'm not saying that they're right. It's just scary. Their ideas are scary.
D
I just think it's weird that they equate that statue with BAAL or Molech or whatever. And we were like, it kind of looks Ishtar Ish.
A
Yeah, yeah.
D
Which is the same Luciferian vein.
B
I also just don't like idols. Like big shiny golden idols or bombs or war.
C
She's copper.
A
It was a pretty haunting video.
B
Terrifying.
C
So scary.
B
I don't like that at all.
C
That is very, very scary.
B
Yeah.
D
Let me triple check.
C
Why were we in Yemen? What were we doing in Yemen?
A
I mean, just all the wars in the Middle east and stuff. Yeah, I don't like that.
B
I don't like that at all. Man.
D
I can't believe you guys didn't all see it.
A
Yeah, I saw this morning. I'm like, is this. Did they really do this or did someone just make this? And they're like, whoever made.
B
That's crazy.
A
I know.
D
Like, what are you crazy?
B
That's a crazy thing to make.
A
I mean, would it be so surprising though, if like our own government made that video to be like, look at c. Oh, no, they are a threat.
C
It wouldn't at all.
D
So it says an Iranian state linked media did release a video often called One vengeance for All.
B
So not like state linked.
D
So some sort of state controlled media source.
A
Yeah, well, every media source in Iran is state controlled.
B
Interesting.
C
Yeah. I went to my girlfriend's house the other day and she was like, did you know we're at war?
B
Yep, I know. What? Kelsey told that said that to Jamie and she's like, what? Yeah.
A
I have one more thing if you guys want to hear it.
B
Yeah, I got a couple things for Patreon, a little smaller stuff.
A
Okay. This one is just. It's just a fun thing.
B
Okay.
A
So I heard this thing about this Ethiopian book called. It's the. Basically the story or it's the book of Adam and Eve. Oh, and let me preface this. The church says this is not divine literature.
C
Okay.
A
This is just. They said, if anything. They said it's. It's like. It's like. It's a theological story. It's a story that can point you
B
back to the scripture.
C
It can encourage you, I guess, maybe in a sense.
D
But it's fun because the editor needs to take the clip of her saying she trusts your discernment and then cut it into right here. No, no, no.
A
My discernment is a fun book and it's just. I love stories, but the whole thing was like, so Adam in Genesis, he lives to what, 937 or something like that? And they're like, so there's basically a thousand years of his life that there's nothing written about.
B
Sure.
A
And so this one person, unknown author in the 6th or 7th century, so like 500, 600 A.D. wrote this book called the Book of Adam and Eve. And it's basically about Adam's life and again, not scripture.
B
Yeah.
A
Just fun. But then it makes you wonder, are there, Are there. There's things like, could some have been passed down oral tradition wise? So could there be elements of it that are potentially true? We don't know and we'll never know.
B
Where did it come from?
A
Yeah, yeah. But in this book it talks about Adam basically right after he was kicked out of Eden. What talks about the death of like Abel and how. And it's stuff that you never really have thought about, but like, they've never, Adam and Eve never experienced death before. And so in this story, they're basically sitting by abel for like 10 days, being like, wake up. And they're like, he's not waking up. Like, what's going on?
C
Awful.
A
Yeah, because they didn't know what death was.
B
There's a comedian that makes a joke about that. Like, it's like, like, because like Kane didn't know that he could kill what killing was. And so it's like he just hit his head over his brother over the head with a rock. And then it's like, get up, get up here. Terrifying.
D
Interesting concept.
A
Yeah.
D
Knew he could inflict pain, but the, you know, pain doesn't equate death. Weird.
A
Yeah, that is weird. But there's just so many. So it talks about Adam his whole life, basically. They're saying that he lived in complete sorrow and repentance. Because they're like, when it says that he was naked before, the story describes it as like he basically had a heavenly body and like just this even he was like clothed in God's light. And as soon as that disappeared, he was in fact naked. Like he had an earthly body that could now like feel pain and like sorrow and all this stuff. So it talks about he lived his whole life in this just repentance and sorrow and basically came to where he was about to die. And he said that he sent his son Seth to the gates of Eden to ask for the oil of mercy from the tree of life so that he can be healed. But the angel Standing at guard at the Garden of Eden, told Seth this oil will not be given until the Son of God comes in the future. That's just kind of a fun story. Again, this is not scripture.
D
I'm hung up on so many things.
A
Right.
C
When did they speculate this was written?
A
The sixth or seventh century?
C
Well, yeah, so it kind of maybe is just like an embellished.
A
It's. It's completely embellished. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Cuz it's fan fiction.
D
Yeah.
B
For the Bible.
D
Rings of Power.
C
Some kind of.
D
Yeah.
A
But the church isn't like, don't read this. They're like, no, it's. It could be edifying to theology. It's just like they're saying it's a, It's a, It's a story. I like how reading Lord of the Rings is a story.
D
Rings of Power isn't edifying to the canon of.
A
Okay, okay, stop getting hung up on the thing.
D
What I'm hung up on is the whole they don't know what death is, but the serpent's lie is that you wouldn't experience. You surely won't die. So he was communicating the concept of death in the garden, which means they understood it.
A
Anyways, I'm moving on.
B
I wonder what the great understanding and experiencing is different.
A
Anyways, he talks about, he wants to be buried in this cave that they. Apparently Adam took some things from the Garden of Eden to store in this cave. And they call this cave the. The cave of treasures, which is kind of fun. But what they're saying Adam took from the Garden of Eden was gold, frankincense and myrrh.
C
Oh, that's so interesting.
A
And his whole thing was like, these need to be guarded forever until the Son of Man comes.
B
Wow, that's so cool.
A
And so it talks about like, basically, you know, the flood happened. So you're thinking, oh, what about the flood? Noah basically instructed one of his sons to go and collect the bones of Adam and move them and to like, it's. This is actually kind of fun. But they believe that Adam's bones were buried under the mountain where Jesus Christ was crucified.
C
Oh man.
A
Which is just a fun. Was it Gilgotha? Yeah.
C
And that's also the same mountain where Abraham took Isaac.
A
Yeah.
C
To sacrifice him.
A
Yeah. Anyways, it's so. It's not. Again, it's not real. It's just a fun thing.
C
It's fun to think about. Yeah.
D
But even like a good show.
A
Yeah, it would be a great show. But yeah. And like, but they believe that The Orthodox. Eastern Orthodox. They have a depiction of Gilgatha. The Gilgatha.
D
That is the hill.
A
Golgotha. They have a depiction of Jesus's cross and then underneath the mountain is the skull of Adam.
B
No way.
A
Yeah.
C
Oh, I've seen that picture. Yeah.
B
Interesting. Yeah. I wonder what the lore with that is.
C
Yeah.
B
I wonder if it was like a common thing to believe or like, symbolically to believe, like, you know, at Adam and then like. That's interesting. That's cool.
A
Yeah. Anyways, that's be a cool tattoo.
D
That would be actually now that would
B
be school on T shirt.
A
T shirt.
D
I've been saying the scene kid in me wants us to do like a metal inspired T shirt. And that would be a frickin.
C
Or. That would be so cool.
B
Hey, Dracula is in the public domain now. Dracula and Frankenstein. We need to do a fun.
A
No way.
B
Fun Halloween T shirt this year.
A
Let's do it. Anyways, that's the story of the book of Adam and Eve.
B
That's pretty good.
A
It's fun.
B
Yeah. So on Patreon, right after this, we're going to continue this conversation. I want to talk about Melania's new guest at the White House. See this video?
C
No.
B
What?
A
No.
B
She had a brand new guest, the White House. And it is the most scary, dystopian type of thing in the world. Oh, we've seen this in movies and over and over and over again. And we are now living in this reality. Number two, an update on the guy who. The lawsuit of the Lion King guy.
D
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Hilarious video coming out of that. And then number three, I have a story about the dogs who escaped in China. A wonderful adventure story. Who. Who escaped certain death.
C
Oh, death by cannibal. Death by being eaten.
B
Yeah.
D
It is cannibalism.
B
Yeah.
D
They're people.
C
Yeah.
B
Yeah. So a lot of good stuff. And I'm sure you guys got stuff too, right?
A
Oh, yeah, perfect. I got stuff.
B
All right, well, we go to patreon.com Ninjas are butterflies. To continue this conversation. Get early access to episodes, a bonus episode every week. Discount codes on merch, a private discord. You get all of it and you got a. We have the new vlog that dropped.
A
Yes.
B
Go check that out. But on Patreon and you get an extended version.
C
Yes.
D
Three times as long or something like that.
B
Yeah, twice as long. So it's pretty great. Pretty great.
A
Pretty great.
C
Great job with that, Andy. It was so fun.
B
It was a lot of fun.
C
Although I'm feeling remorseful that you were holding the camera the whole time.
B
That was a blast.
C
Okay.
B
I love it.
A
Also, before we go, I do want to give a shout out one to our buddy that made the bowl Again. I know we but I get the stuff that from somebody else bowls from Jeremiah, but the this stuff so it says, dear ninjas, my name is hope. I'm 10 and I love your videos. I laugh when I see your videos. My mom and dad love you too. I made these bracelets. What?
B
No way. I need some for my mic stand.
A
I made these bracelets for you guys. I hope you like them. Here's some little ninjas. And she sent some Cobra Kai little figurines.
B
Cute.
A
And stranger things for you guys too. For Andrew. Andrew, my brother has the same birthday as you. My birthday is July 4th. Very cool birthday. Thank you so much, Hope. Very fun gifts.
B
Hope, your bracelet is right here. Boom. Oh, and I picked it. I didn't even know that one was made for me. That was. I picked it up randomly. This is the one she made for me. That's perfect.
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Thank you, Hope. Thank you everyone. Hey guys, make sure to comment if you haven't commented already. It really helps us and we get to choose a comment. We will randomly choose a comment as soon as you get some merch.
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Yes. We love you so much. Thank you. All right, guys. Hi dolphin.
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What you're about to see wow may disturb you nominal if any of you
D
know with these multi decade UAP dolphins
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are aliens have a hot
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bottle nose
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Fish pig was a massive police response. Oh, the dolphin thing. Oh my God.
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Dolphin style attack.
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I'm not okay. You broke our hearts and flew away. How am I supposed to live without my sensation? Noris, we beg you. But you hit the door like a mad.
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All right.
Date: April 3, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, and friends
In this lively, conspiracy-packed episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies, the crew dives headfirst into bizarre recent news: mysterious meteorites, secret NASA time experiments, Native American cosmic lore, and the baffling disappearance of a decorated Air Force General. With their signature irreverent humor, the hosts connect uncanny dots between folklore, scientific anomalies, government disappearances, and the unresolved mysteries of the universe, all while riffing on pop culture, personal stories, and absurd "what if" scenarios.
"200 confirmed craters. There are 200 angels that descended from heaven, cast down. ...The probability of those lining up is crazy." — (44:09–45:56, Hosts B & D)
"Zero. Nothing. No record of him being in jail, no record of him coming home. No interview, nothing. No, he's just gone." — (38:51, Host A)
"It's impossible for this guy to just disappear." — (75:36, Host A) "Are they eliminating the people that they don't— I don't know, man, it's such a..." — (74:07, Host B)
"That is, no olive branch. Meaning peace in the Middle East..." — (28:31–28:37, Host A)
"It was a pretty haunting video." — (91:54, Host A) "I don't like that at all. That is very, very scary." — (92:00–92:02, Host B & C)
"They believe that Adam’s bones were buried under the mountain where Jesus Christ was crucified." — (98:28, Host A)
| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|--------------| | 00:15–00:37 | Teaser: Area 51 arrest, NASA, missing general | | 33:02–35:06 | Meteorites over Ohio, NASA’s claim (25,000 per day debate) | | 35:44–38:51 | Area 51 time dilation intruder (Nathan Hardiman) | | 36:09–45:56 | Meteor craters, Enoch’s 200 watchers, Native myths | | 66:17–76:14 | Major General McCaslin's disappearance and UAP whistleblower context | | 27:00–30:06 | The new commemorative dime: No olive branch theme | | 54:03 & on | Personal tangents: Throwing up, weird habits, silly anecdotes | | 89:21–92:19 | Iran’s controversial video, U.S. symbolism, idols & occult | | 93:22–99:12 | The Book of Adam and Eve: Legendary lore, gold and Golgotha |
This episode is a perfect mix of comedic hangout, fringe science, and modern folklore, with just enough real news to keep conspiracy fans engaged—and plenty of laughs for everyone else. If you enjoy musings about ancient aliens, government cover-ups, and the strangeness of modern life, all filtered through a cheerful, irreverent lens, Ninjas Are Butterflies episode 188 is a must-listen.
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