189 - What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 189

"What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO"

Release Date: April 10, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, and team

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Episode Overview

This wild and meandering episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies finds the hosts in prime form. Amidst a cocktail of conspiracy theories, current events, UFO tales, and offbeat humor, the crew dissects everything from military bunkers beneath the White House to sinister Freemason plots and a shockingly credible Texas UFO encounter. Along the way, they riff on AI, government psyops, bizarre health trends, and even offer a satirical song about accidentally joining a cult. The episode is rich in both laughs and moments of genuine intrigue, perfect for conspiracy enthusiasts and comedy fans alike.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Show Banter, Updates, and Life Stuff

(00:00–08:00)

• The hosts riff on podcast housekeeping—YouTube algorithm tricks, audience giveaways, and parental sleep deprivation.
• Personal updates include baby woes, body transformations, and supportive health shoutouts (Genesis Health).
• Lighthearted jokes about haircuts, feeling “postpartum,” and exercise routines set a relaxed but punchy tone.

“Guess what? Us here at Sunday Cool, we make all those things… hats, stickers, shirts.” — Josh (50:44)

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2. Comedy Song: "I Accidentally Joined a Cult"

(13:07–16:39)

• An original satirical song about stumbling into a cult, inspired by a recent binge of cult documentaries.

“Should have seen the red flags, that’s my fault. And I know it sounds a little messed up, but I drank the Kool-Aid in my cup…” — Group, singing (14:01)

Memorable moment: The hosts struggle to remember lyrics, which somehow makes the performance even funnier.
(16:17)

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3. Taxes, Government Hypocrisy, and Privilege

(22:32–26:46)

• Rant on over 100,000 federal workers (including 5,000 IRS employees) who haven’t paid their taxes, thwarting conventional expectations.
• Playful ideas about alternative “tax punishment,” including Hunger Games and “PD Plus”—privatized, premium police response.

"There should be different rules. If you’re part of the federal government, you should have a stricter guideline on paying your taxes.” — Andy (24:23)

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4. AI, Psyops, and Existential Dread

(32:08–44:19, 40:31–44:01)

• Discussion of OpenAI’s massive government contract and the unsettling shift from Claude (Anthropic) to ChatGPT for military projects.
• Ruminations on information overload and society’s obsession with diagnosing instead of acting, especially in churches and small groups.
• Musings about AI as a “spirit thing,” and tech worker burnout—suggesting those exposed to advanced AI often flee for the arts.

“I really think AI is some sort of spirit thing. We do all these seances, and now it’s available to every single person…” — Andy (41:02)

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5. Conspiracies in the Food Chain: Monsanto, Bill Gates, Toxic Chemicals

(44:01–54:25)

• Deep-dive into glyphosate (Monsanto's pesticide), cancer rates in rural states, and Bill Gates’ alleged involvement in tick research and “plandemic” strategies.
• Reports of boxes of ticks being dumped in fields, possible vaccine pushes for Lyme disease, and the overlapping board memberships between Gates Foundation, Pfizer, Facebook, and OpenAI.
• “Lab-grown cancer meat” is discussed—the idea that scalable lab meat culture is achieved by intentionally triggering cancer-like cellular replication.

“Give the meat cancer. You guys are missing a lot of gas from Lily right now.” — Andrew (53:52)

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6. Government Secrets: Military Bunker Under White House

(34:32–36:54, 34:36–35:18)

• Confirmation that a military complex is indeed being built under the White House, as revealed by a lawsuit and discussed publicly by Trump.
• Private donors fueling a mysterious White House ballroom renovation, suggesting a hidden agenda.

“It just came out through a lawsuit that they are, in fact, building a military complex under the White House.” — Josh (34:38)

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7. Freemason Murder Spree in France

(72:24–78:42)

• Shady trial in France: 22 defendants (including Freemasons, intelligence agents, police, businessmen) accused of murder, attempted murder, and conspiracy.
• Plot involved using government-sanctioned assassinations for personal/business rivalries, with high-level “patsies” carrying out hits under the guise of nationalism.

“These dudes thought they were doing secret missions for the French state… but in reality, they’re being used for business disputes, personal revenge, and money.” — Josh (74:49)

• Brief exploration of Freemason generational curses, fueled by a renowned exorcist’s claims of chronic spiritual oppression linked to ancestral lodge oaths.
  (75:30–77:04)

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8. Strange Phenomena: Red Skies, Angelic AI, and the Spooky

(79:36–80:58, 65:42–69:37)

• Recap of viral “blood red” skies in Australia and Crete, attributed to dust storms but visually apocalyptic—video clips shared.
• Reactions to uncanny AI behaviors, including a robot that “breathes” like a living thing and AI educators faking sneezes/coughs.
• Deep reflection on the biblical language of angels (wheels within wheels, etc.), and AI replicating life functions.

“The first thing [the AI] did was breathe. Fires it up and… it’s just weird that it follows the same—like, I’m gonna take a visual breath as I engage with you.” — Andrew (68:54)

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9. Aliens, Demons, and Disclosure

(81:04–87:16)

• Recent Congressional briefings suggest UFO information is so volatile it would “set the country on fire.”
  (82:24–83:17)

“If they would release the things that I've seen... you’d stay up at night worrying about or thinking about this stuff.” — Tim Burchett, TN Rep. (82:34)

• JD Vance speculates on national TV: “I think they’re demons, anyway, but that’s a longer discussion.”
  (84:35–85:54)

• Story of a monk “deceived” by an angel who omitted the name of Jesus and told him to stop praying—a warning about spiritual discernment and UFO phenomena.
  (86:54–88:22)

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10. The Cash-Landrum UFO Incident (Texas, 1980): A Convincing Encounter

(88:30–97:13)

• Betty Cash, Vicki Landrum, and her 7-year-old grandson saw an intensely bright diamond-shaped craft spewing fire in rural Texas. Swarmed by 20–25 military helicopters, their car and bodies were subjected to extreme heat and radiation.
• They all experienced rapid-onset radiation poisoning—vomiting, skin blistering, hair loss, rapidly worsening eye health, and one eventually died of cancer.
• NASA and private investigators got involved but evidence (like aerial photos) mysteriously disappeared. Their lawsuit against the government failed—despite credible physical proof, the judge claimed he could not, for “classified reasons,” allow the case.

“He said, ‘I am not doubting that what you saw was real… but there’s no solid proof, I can’t look in the classified documents that could lead this back to the US Government. So there's no case.’” — Josh (95:22)

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11. Addendum: More UFOs, Government Knowledge, and Recurring Patterns

(97:56–101:22)

• The Pascagoula abduction: Two Mississippi fishermen abducted, polygraph tested, passed. Secret police recording captured their raw panic, cementing that their experience (whatever it was) was authentic.
• Radiation burns: A well-known side effect for credible close encounters—discussed with reference to Steven Spielberg movies embedding “insider” UFO details.
• Musings on why craft would emit radiation, speculation on government technology, and ancient astronaut/conspiracy links.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Generational Curses:
  “He can find a family member, like a direct descendant, like a father or a grandfather that was in the freemasons group… what he does is he has these folks renounce these oaths on behalf of their ancestors as a sort of exorcism.” — Lily/Josh (76:02)

• On US Government and UFO Disclosure:
  “If the things that he heard disclosed him two weeks ago… if the nation would hear that it would become unglued.” — Josh (83:42)

• On AI and Psyops:
  “The church lives in a doom loop… quit trying to figure out the problem and just go do what you know within yourself is a nice thing to do.” — Andrew (33:46)

• On Living Off the Grid:
  “I want a full-on—let’s do a big old community garden. None of us have to go buy any produce or anything. We eat seasonally. Stuff that we grow… and then we do our own chicken.” — Lily (58:29)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:00 – Intros, podcast housekeeping, and banter
• 13:07 – "Accidentally Joined a Cult" song
• 22:32 – US tax avoidance in government; rant
• 34:36 – Military bunker under the White House discussion
• 44:19 – Glyphosate/rural cancer rates/Bill Gates “plandemic” theorizing
• 65:42 – “What would it actually be like to see an angel?”
• 72:24 – Freemason murder plot in France
• 79:36 – Red skies in Australia/Crete
• 81:04 – Aliens/demon theories and Congressional briefings
• 88:30 – Cash-Landrum UFO incident (major segment)
• 97:56 – Pascagoula abduction, UFO side effects
• 101:22 – Episode wrap-up, Patreon teasers

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The Episode's Energy & Tone

• ADD-fueled, often hilarious tangents interwoven with earnest curiosity.
• Regular pivots between absurdist comedy and dead-serious conspiracy speculation.
• Self-aware: hosts poke fun at their own spiraling (and sometimes spooky) threads.

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For New Listeners

Is it worth it? Absolutely—even if you’re new to the show. This episode’s meaty conspiracy content is balanced with enough questions, laughter, and wild stories to entertain even the most skeptical listener. If you want a taste of nearly every 21st-century paranoia—served with improv wit—listen in or read above!

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Memorable Outro:
“We love you guys… tell us how to get a baby to sleep in the comments, and don’t forget—the more you comment, the higher your odds to win some Ninja Swag!” (101:44, end)

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For Deeper Dives:
Check the Patreon for extended discussions on celebrity scandals, astronaut mind games, and forbidden pyramids.

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(Ad reads and promotional bits have been omitted for clarity and brevity.)

Transcript

[A]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Ninjas are Butterflies. Today's on the docket. We got the most convincing UFO story that you've ever heard in your life, and it takes place in Texas in the 1980s. It's a good one.

[B]

There's a murder plot happening in France. And who's behind it? The Freemasons and the Elites.

[C]

We were right, folks. They are building a military complex underneath the White House, and it's spooky. Spooky. That was dumb.

[A]

Spooky.

[C]

Spooky.

[D]

And this podcast is brought to you Empowered by Sunday. Cool. So watch this or listen if you dare.

[C]

If you dare.

[A]

Spooky. Spooky.

[C]

Spooky.

[E]

Spooky.

[C]

Dumb.

[A]

That's a good catchphrase, dude. You don't need to use the gray card for Lil. She's just use her face.

[D]

Yeah, I know. I couldn't understand what Andrew was trying to say initially. Like, I look like a corpse or something. Like, he has to bring me to life.

[A]

Make her have a pulse. Computer, make her have a pulse.

[D]

Breathing.

[A]

Computer, make this couple have a long, happy life together.

[C]

Computer, make her incredibly tan. No, no longer translucent.

[B]

Should I just. Every podcast, make her a little more opaque and green until someone says something.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

Right. Same thing would happen with Andy's. I used to be really bad at adding color to him. Just trying to figure that out because of the green wall behind him. And so, like, he'd end up looking green.

[D]

Why doesn't it just look like us?

[B]

Color.

[C]

Here's a question for everyone, even our audience. Hey, I'm thinking about cutting my hair, dude.

[A]

Me too. Oh, snap.

[C]

Not. Not, like, short, but I'm talking, like, a good.

[B]

Like.

[A]

That'd be crazy.

[B]

I'm thinking about, like, going crazy.

[C]

What do you guys think? Is it getting pretty long? I just looked in the mirror.

[B]

I'm like, crap, dude, my hair's getting long.

[A]

It is. Why not?

[D]

Yeah, I'm gonna.

[A]

Why not? Get it high and tight, dude, what

[B]

did your mom say to you last time you shaved your. Or when you cut down the beard? I forget.

[C]

Well, she.

[A]

To make you cut the beard to make the.

[C]

Yeah, I'm like. I'm kind of looking like I'm in the Taliban. She's like, yeah, you definitely are.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So good. So who are you now?

[C]

I don't know. I feel like one of those, like, Metallica guys.

[B]

It doesn't. Here's the thing. It doesn't look bad. Like, it looks good. It's a. It's a Vibe.

[A]

Yeah. What time do we have to get out of here so you can make your. Your Slayer concert?

[C]

We'll see.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But did you guys know that before we go any further, like this video comment, because we are choosing a comment every week to send Ninja Swag to. So it really helps out the video we're trying to get. Trying to trick this YouTube. YouTube. YouTube algorithm.

[D]

Nice.

[C]

Because it's out to get us.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Also do the same thing on Spotify because Spotify is doing the same thing. Or just maybe people aren't interested in listening to this podcast anymore.

[A]

We're in denial. No, that can't be the case.

[B]

No.

[C]

But you guys commenting these past couple weeks has really helped the reach for sure. And we are choosing a winner. So look for the pin comment. After about, I don't know, like five days or something. We pin the comment and so look for your pin comment. We randomly choose a comment and we're sending you guys a bunch of really fun ninja stuff.

[D]

Make the comment funny and make it nice if you want to win.

[B]

Dude, we missed an opportunity with yesterday being April Fools on a Wednesday. We should have done a live where we just flipped on everything, like advocated for all the things and tried to boost our algorithm. That would have been funny.

[A]

You see Blurry's post?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They canceled their podcast.

[C]

Shut down the Quality Blurry Center.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What happened?

[A]

They announced that they're ending the podcast yesterday.

[D]

Oh, that's funny.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

They're not doing that though.

[C]

No, they are not. Hey, how we doing here?

[A]

We're back.

[C]

We got a lot of stuff to talk about.

[A]

Got a lot of stuff to talk about. COVID today.

[C]

A lot of stuff is happening in this world. I got some fun UFO stories. I got some fun freemason stories.

[A]

We got to talk about that space launch. I got a scary story about an astronaut. Oh, yeah, Speaking of space. Yeah.

[B]

All the buildings. Mercy, that's hot.

[A]

Yeah, a lot of political stuff happening. I know. That's what everyone's tuned in for somehow.

[B]

Bill Gates.

[C]

Political opinions.

[B]

Bill Gates is still at it even after the files came out.

[D]

Of course. Of course.

[A]

Gotta. Gotta stay in the. No press is bad press, baby.

[C]

That's what they say.

[A]

Yeah, that's what they say. Even. Even on the island.

[C]

That's what they say. I think we're all pretty tired.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

But we can. We can. We can switch that. Ooh, how we can say wake up.

[A]

So we'll just feared off the road.

[B]

Should we hack the comments again? Give me your best. How to make a baby sleep through the night tips.

[A]

What? You had a baby?

[C]

Ye.

[A]

Wow, everyone. Hey, congrats to Andrew in the comments.

[B]

Thanks, guys.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

I think, not to make it hopeless, Andrew, but I think what helped me with Jane, because I was with Ada, I was spiraling. I'm like, I'm never going to sleep again. What helped me with Jane was just realizing that I'm not going to sleep for years, but that it will, it will end.

[A]

Yeah, you just. If you tell yourself that, like, because if you, if you go every day you're like, okay, I'm going to get. I'm going to try to get good sleep tonight. Yeah, tonight's time. I'm going to get. And then you're just like, yeah, get rid of you. You're setting expectations that should belong there.

[D]

You're perpetually going to be disappointed until one day you're not.

[B]

We expect the worst.

[A]

Hope for the best.

[B]

I think the thing that drives us insane is we'll figure something out. And we're like sick. And we'll get a couple days of having it dialed. And then out of nowhere, like, he started cluster feeding after we finally got to four hour interval intervals. He gives a four and a half hour gap.

[C]

You do that, don't you?

[D]

Yeah. He's constantly developing, so you think you get something and then he changes again. I know you're going to make yourself crazy, though. Just lean into it.

[B]

I'm there.

[D]

Just lean into it. Know that you're not gonna sleep and you'll feel better.

[C]

Sick.

[A]

Yeah, man, that's. That's what it's about, dude.

[D]

Yeah, man.

[A]

Just torturing yourself.

[D]

Yeah. I remember babies be growing right after we had Jane. I'm like, I called Josh and I said, josh, come here. I'm crying. I'm like, my tummy hurts so bad. And I'm like, this is it. Something's happening. Something's happening after. And it was because I ate Mount Door pizza and I had terrible gas. Shout out, Buy Me Mountain. The best pizza in the world. But it was like, well, not good for my postpartum belly.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's a lot.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

My postpartum belly's still recovering. I know it's tough, man. It's.

[C]

Speaking of postpartum belly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Shout out to Genesis Health for getting me and Andy out of that postpartum belly phase.

[A]

Yeah, baby. Feeling good.

[C]

Feeling good, like I should.

[A]

And I take a dentist. Have another one. Yep.

[C]

So, yeah, guys, go check out Genesis Health. We're gonna have more updates there, like revamping a bunch of stuff. A lot of really cool things, but yeah, man, just been. Just been living the life. Been living the healthy life.

[A]

And that's. You know what, we've been kind of slacking on the food wise. Well, California, it threw us off. It threw the sleep off, through the eating off. But we're bouncing back. Oh, yeah. We're gonna be taking our six month photos, Transformation photos, the end of April. Yeah. And I can already tell a difference. I. I haven't lost a lot of weight. I know someone commented on my video that I posted, like, wow, I could see the three pounds Andy lost. It's like, first of all, first of all, it's £20.

[D]

That's huge.

[A]

So stop it.

[B]

It's. It's genuinely noticeable in both of you.

[A]

I appreciate that.

[D]

I agree.

[B]

I mean, Josh. Josh took his shirt off with full confidence in the video we filmed yesterday.

[C]

I would say like 70% confidence.

[B]

Did you see the comment, though?

[C]

Yeah, I'm like, what are you looking at, buddy?

[B]

What is the kind comment?

[A]

Yeah, what did someone say?

[C]

They said, Josh is looking jacked.

[B]

I'm like, yeah, boy, your scoliosis does look like traps.

[C]

Yeah. I'm kidding.

[B]

I know, I know, I know. It was a joke.

[D]

He wore. I bought him this new shirt, a colored shirt. And my mom walked in and she's like, you got big muscles. And then my mom called me later. She's like, I hope Josh doesn't feel

[C]

weird that she's like, he doesn't think that I'm like, into him.

[B]

Right.

[C]

She's like, no, mom, no one thinks.

[A]

Now we're thinking it.

[C]

Thanks, Kiki. Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Tell Kiki I have traps too, you

[B]

know, yours are freaking scary.

[C]

Yeah, you're the trap king.

[A]

I came out of the womb like that, though. I was born like that.

[D]

I saw.

[B]

I want to see a high school wrestling photo of you.

[C]

You just crawled out like this.

[D]

When you were wrestling, did you ever get, like a skin rash?

[A]

Oh, big time. I do that. One of my buddies, Cameron Bischoff, shout out. He. He was this. This. He was a lot smaller than me, but he was so mechanically smarter. He was wrestling genius. And at one point he. He pinned me so, like my face was straight up on the ground on the mat. And he would always go in for like. Like he was gonna kiss me. I was like, dude, if you touch me. But I couldn't do anything. He had me completely locked in. And he was go. I would just get. He knew it would just make me so mad. And at one point he said, okay. And Then he slid me and my face just went. Oh, I had. It was just like a full. It was like two face Harvey Dent. Just a whole scab, like the next week. And it was awful.

[B]

You ever get staph?

[D]

That's what I was going to say. I meant bacterial. Yeah, like a bacterial.

[C]

That just reminds me. I saw a video yesterday. It was like a jiu jitsu gym. You see it?

[B]

I saw the kickboxing one they said

[C]

with the floor mat where it was like an inch of sweat.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I thought it was jiu jitsu, but maybe it's kickboxing. Either way, there was like 50 guys in there just wrestling and doing all that stuff. And there's one dude that they. You saw first and just, I mean, soaked. And then they do the floor mat and it's an inch of sweat. And they said, what are you doing? If you come and see this gym? And every comes, like, leave, like, I'm not.

[B]

I'm not stepping in that squat.

[A]

Report this.

[B]

Where is it? They do Muay Thai blanking.

[A]

Is that Thailand?

[B]

Yeah, Muay Thai. Oh, yeah, Muay Thai.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Good job.

[B]

Anyways. Pregnancy.

[D]

You're pregnant?

[B]

I am pregnancy brain. No, but I saw the. A video where they're in one of those gyms and the guy was like, what they don't tell you about? Because a lot of guys go over there. They live there for like a year or whatever because they, like, want to actually get good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Then he showed his living quarters. He's like, they don't have ac. It always rains and it's always humid. So he shows all his training clothes, which they just rinse and then leave to air dry. But it gets rained on all night. So he literally shows his body, which is covered. He's got like, putting ointment all over the staff that covers his whole body. And then all of his clothes, which are wet and only rinsed out from the day before, he has to put back on. And he goes to the gym. And every person in the gym is also, like, covered in these white ointment blotches. Because if it breaks out in the gym, they don't have, like, mats and stuff that they're going to replace it with. And everyone committed to it. Like, we live here.

[C]

Like, what are you gonna do 20, 26. Let's just get a washing machine and a dryer.

[D]

All my friends that wrestled always had, like, impetigo or something. They always had something going on.

[A]

What? I'm gonna pretend like I know what that is.

[D]

Yeah, it's Like a staff.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

A staff rash.

[C]

Speaking of impetigo, you want to impa tsongo?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Nice, dude.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Oh, man. Unique New York. Unique New York.

[C]

How now brown cow. Wow. Now brown cow.

[D]

Look at this stripe.

[A]

That's pretty good. It's really impressive what you do.

[D]

Thanks.

[C]

I'm starting to despise these songs.

[B]

Why?

[C]

This is a lot.

[A]

It is a lot.

[C]

It's a lot.

[A]

But I think it's really good for our creative brain. I think, honestly, if without it, it's a good exercise. And I think without it, it would. It would hurt us.

[C]

This week, I've just been not in the creative mindset.

[A]

No. Writing one yesterday was a nightmare for me, but I'm like, we have to do this.

[D]

What's happening to everybody? Do you think it's the pollen?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

This.

[B]

Yeah, we're off.

[D]

We're all off.

[C]

I think that's why they sent Artemis up, is to inspect the moon, because I think the moon's putting off something.

[B]

Did you guys notice all the chemtrails yesterday?

[C]

Dude, so much.

[A]

Yeah, a lot.

[B]

They were clearing it.

[C]

Dude, so much.

[A]

It's really weird.

[C]

We'll talk. We'll talk about Artemis here in a minute.

[A]

Animus.

[B]

Artemis.

[D]

You guys ever think of Artemis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

[A]

You know, they can't never watch it.

[D]

No, don't watch it.

[C]

All right, let's go.

[A]

Oh, Watching TV with myself again Laugh track playing like my only friends Talking to myself like it's normal now if I disappeared would it matter how?

[C]

Birthday came and nobody called Saw their wondering's all my fault Same floors, quiet phone Started thinking better off alone Frick, frick.

[A]

Then you said my name like you knew me Like I'd always been part of the plan you said we've been waiting for you here and they reached

[E]

out their hand I accidentally joined a cult should have seen the red flags that's my fault and I know it sounds a little messed up But I've drank the Kool aid in my cup I accidentally joined a cult yeah, I probably should run right now. But they never named want me around And I don't care how it sounds.

[A]

We all wear the same thing on Sundays There's a guy we don't question at all they shave my head on my birthday and it gets strange after

[C]

nightfall they took my stuff, Made me happy and said who'd set my soul free? We had the chance Going kinda catchy and golly got a tattoo of the degree what is happening

[E]

I accidentally joined a cult should have seen the red flags that's my fault and I know it sounds just a little messed up But I've drank the Kool Aid in my cup I accidentally joined a cult yeah, I probably should run right now But I know my name and they want me around and I don't care how it sounds how it sounds. If I leave I lose my family but say I lose my mind but they say that's just transformation Leave yourself

[A]

behind I accidentally joined a cult should have seen the red flags that's my fault and I know it sounds a little messed up But I drank the

[E]

Kool Aid in my cup I accidentally joined a cult yeah, I probably should run right now but they know my name and they want me around and I don't care how it sounds how it sounds

[A]

how it sounds how it

[C]

sounds what the freak just happened?

[E]

It wasn't me. It wasn't me.

[C]

It's like I forgot how to read. I looked at the words. I'm like, I don't know what these words are.

[B]

What are these words?

[C]

I don't know. What are these? These words are.

[B]

Do you remember how to read? No.

[C]

You don't just make up words.

[B]

What the freak.

[A]

So funny.

[D]

It was a good song, though. I really liked it.

[C]

It was a good song.

[E]

Accidentally.

[D]

John, Nicole, what inspired this? Was it because we just watched the Yellow Deli show?

[C]

We're going to talk about that. Yes, dude. I think he didn't know that. He just came up with that on his own.

[D]

Oh, my goodness. Shared consciousness. Andy.

[C]

He said, what if we wrote a song about joining. Accidentally joining a cult.

[F]

Okay, I'm.

[A]

I always think that's. I always think that's. That's fascinating. The psychology of, like. Like, you just find some new friend. Like, you think about it like, you're not purposely joining a cult. Like, how people work. It's just like, no, they just met a really cool people and they invited me over and then went back next week.

[B]

And then it's like, you buy his house and you edit his podcast.

[A]

Yeah. And here's my wife. Take her, please.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

How did this escalate so fast?

[D]

I think it's funny because, like, what is it? Occam's Razor. I always mess this up where it's like, the simplest answer is probably, it's actually Harry's Razor.

[C]

Thank you, Harry's, for sponsoring this podcast, Harry's dot com. Just kidding that they're not sponsoring this episode anyways. What Occam's Razor is that?

[D]

The one that's like, the simplest answer is probably the answer.

[C]

I think it's Oaxacan or Murphy's Law.

[B]

Gosh, I get them all mixed up, whatever it is, in confidence, and I'll believe you.

[D]

Tell me in the comments, folks. But we were watching that yellow deli thing, and the guy is like, yeah, we just wanted to find a community that was like us. And we went online and we saw this thing, and it was, like, exactly what we wanted. And it's like, you literally. I mean, just objectively looking at their website. It's a cult, obviously. A cult.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he's like, are we in a cult?

[C]

It's like, yeah, it took him two years.

[B]

He's like, wait a second.

[D]

Wait a second.

[C]

Let's talk about that in a minute. Because at first, we gotta get through the serious stuff.

[A]

Dang it. Dang it, man. Things were going so well.

[C]

They were going so well. That song went amazing. Remembered every line, flawless. Let's just. We know. I don't. I don't need to do the spiel because we know what's happening.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Lily. Today's question, sitting by a viewer. Should we go to war?

[D]

Can we skip it today?

[C]

I'm sorry. We can't.

[D]

I don't have the capacity.

[A]

Just give us.

[B]

We have to do this.

[A]

Move on.

[C]

We have to do this song. You have to do this part.

[D]

Can I take my headphones off while you yell at me?

[C]

Yeah, we're not gonna yell at you.

[D]

Should we go to war? I don't want to go to war. No. No.

[A]

That's a bummer.

[C]

That is a bummer.

[A]

That's. I mean, it's simple.

[C]

Final answer, dude.

[D]

Yes. Yes, we should go to war, dude.

[C]

Yes, we should.

[A]

Okay. Flip flop. Okay, which one is it? Yes. We're fine with either one, obviously, you know, Obviously.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yes, we should go to war.

[D]

Andrew, what do you think?

[B]

I don't know. I feel like it's not really Christian for me to have an opinion on this matter.

[D]

Same. I take Andrew's route.

[B]

Oh, well, you already said.

[C]

You already said with such confidence. Yes, we should go to war.

[A]

Yeah, just flip flopper.

[C]

So we should send our troops over.

[A]

You had the chance to end it right here. You know, Trump's listening. You know, our officials are listening. You had the chance to influence them. He said, you know what? Push the button. Send the boys.

[C]

Send the boys.

[A]

Bring the troops back. Oh, no. Thank you. Thanks.

[C]

Go.

[A]

Hey.

[C]

Oh. Leave your families behind and it's not even your choice. Yeah, I'm Lily, I don't care about you.

[A]

Get on the plane.

[C]

Get on the plane. Go fight a war. Put your life's in danger. That's what she just said.

[A]

Yeah. There's a difference between supporting the troops and supporting troops for their own detriment. And like putting them in danger.

[C]

There is.

[A]

That's what you're doing.

[C]

That is exactly what you're doing. That's sad. That's a bummer.

[D]

Forgive me.

[C]

That actually hurts my tummy.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[C]

That's all right. I mean, it's. There's no taking that back. I'm just going to have to live with this pain for the rest of this episode with my tummy.

[A]

Possibly. Yeah.

[C]

My own wife.

[A]

You think about your tummy hurting. Think about all these soldiers that have their now tummies are hurting because they're listening and they're saying, wow, you're right. I wanted to come home. I wanted to. I wanted support.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But now I don't have it.

[B]

Dang.

[A]

There's no chance.

[D]

Forgive me.

[C]

Okay, that's incredibly insincere. Forgive me. Whatever. Well, you guys heard it here first. Lily. She wants our troops to be endangered. She wants them to go to the front lines and risk everything

[B]

so she

[C]

can stay happy watching. Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's most beautiful.

[B]

Brush has to empty your mind.

[E]

You were martial arts.

[B]

Spring hits and everything gets busy fast.

[A]

Sure does. More travel, more plans and routines all over the place.

[B]

That's where AG1 has been clutch for us.

[A]

It's the number one thing I don't skip. One scoop in the morning and I'm all good.

[B]

Keep it simple.

[A]

Exactly. AG1 is a daily health drink that supports gut health and fills in nutrient gaps. It's got 75 plus ingredients, including five clinically studied probiotic strains.

[C]

So you're not juggling 10 different supplements?

[A]

That's the whole point. Most routines get complicated. AG1 keeps itself simple, folks. Multivitamin, probiotics, superfoods, antioxidants, all in one scoop.

[C]

And it actually fits. Real life.

[A]

Yeah. Whether I'm traveling, working, or just busy, it's quick. 20 seconds and I'm done.

[C]

So what have you noticed, Andy?

[A]

More consistent energy, better digestion, and just feeling more dial in day to day.

[C]

It's the anchor.

[A]

Exactly. When everything else changes, this stays the same.

[C]

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[A]

Go to drake.ag1.com. Ninjas.

[D]

And we're back.

[A]

And we're back, folks.

[C]

You can't get us. We're always gonna get you, Apparently.

[A]

Last week's was so funny. I know what you're gonna do. You're gonna say, is it real? Man, it's good to be back.

[C]

Hey, guys. Tax season. Tax season.

[D]

We have not done our taxes.

[A]

Have you done last year's?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Good.

[D]

Does that give you the willies? It's April 2nd. No, you're fine.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[B]

I did mine. I know what I owe, and it makes me angry, and I'm ready to pay it, but I'm having a hard time.

[C]

This is going to make you angry? Angrier. What is wrong with me today?

[D]

Are you all right?

[A]

You want to take a lap?

[B]

I took a muscle relaxer, so my words will be slurred today.

[D]

Why'd you take one?

[B]

I pulled something in my back.

[A]

Yeah. Went to the bar. Y' all take a muscle relaxer. Make it a double.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

Not the cop would not be like, why you. Why are you driving so, you know, recklessly today? Took a muscle relaxer. Okay, get out of the car. She's going to jail.

[D]

What? What did you do?

[B]

I was setting Noah down in the crib, and I was like, hey, that kind of hurts. And when I stood back up.

[C]

Yep, over 100,000 federal workers have not paid their taxes.

[A]

A hundred thousand.

[C]

Resulting in $1.5 billion of unpaid taxes.

[A]

Wait, okay.

[C]

This is insane, but 5,000 of them work for the IRS?

[D]

That is hilarious.

[C]

Equating to $50 million of unpaid taxes.

[B]

Golly.

[D]

Because they're like, you're not going to investigate me, Right. If I don't investigate you, these are

[C]

the dudes that are equipped with the guns to go out there.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And enforce the taxes.

[A]

This is crazy. There should be different rules. If you're part of the federal government, you should have a stricter guideline on paying your taxes. You live up. You should be. The standard should be higher.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

April 14th for them.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

April 15th for us.

[C]

And the IRS is like, well, I mean, we fire people that don't pay their taxes. We fired, like, 20 people. It's like, okay, well, there's 5,000. There's 5,000 of them. And in fact, there's a hundred thousand federal workers.

[A]

That's crazy town.

[D]

I'm furious.

[A]

So why are we paying taxes?

[D]

No, like, at this point. Why. Why are we.

[A]

You should be able to. There should be a substitute. If you don't want to pay back your taxes, you should be able to do A, X, Y and z. Yeah.

[C]

If you don't want to pay taxes, when you call the cops, they're going to take about. It's like. It's like the uber or the DoorDash. DoorDash Elite. It's like if you don't pay taxes, they're not going to come. First stop. Yeah, it's like they have the other stops.

[A]

Like, they made, like, not. They. They're going to finish their coffee first, right? Yeah.

[C]

But if you pay your taxes and you get the. The pd. Elite.

[A]

PD plus.

[C]

Yeah, PD plus. And so you're the first stop.

[A]

Yeah, that'd be good.

[D]

Can you guys help me understand what is the risk of privatizing everything?

[A]

We don't have Monopoly explain this to you, which is.

[C]

It's kind of happened already.

[D]

It's already happening.

[B]

Yeah. Well, that's. That's how they. Because they're Monopoly laws. But then you run 100 LLCs, and so each of them doesn't fall within Monopoly law. But, you know, BlackRock owns everything. All these companies own everything. But I just want to go back to where Andy said there should be, like, a thing we can do instead of paying taxes. And I just want to point out that you basically.

[C]

Hard labor.

[A]

Oh, prison.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Don't move. Anybody move.

[D]

Don't move.

[A]

You said hard labor. You said hard labor.

[C]

Pause. We just forgot we had the camera battery in from yesterday. We can repeat everything we just said already.

[E]

Yeah, I accidentally.

[A]

Boop.

[C]

That was the scariest thing that's happened

[B]

to me all day.

[A]

All right. Hard labor.

[B]

Hard labor.

[C]

You pitched.

[B]

You pitched the Hunger Games.

[A]

I know. The hard labor is the last thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what.

[B]

That's what I was saying, Andy. Pitch. You know, like, you put so many. Like, if you want food, you make exchanges so your name goes so many times into whatever cup they drop.

[C]

That sounds terrifying. I'd rather pay taxes. Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. Hunger Games. Look, have you seen the trailer for the new Hunger Games?

[B]

I have? No.

[A]

Oh, it's fun. It's like. I think it's the first one. And so it's like. Oh, it's very, like, Swedish looking. It's like very, like, the colors are really cool. And it's like all the characters from the original

[D]

Canary, you're talking to one another.

[C]

We're talking.

[A]

We're talking about movies. We're talking about movies.

[D]

Hunger Games. I didn't know there was another one. That's great. Sunrise on the Reaping. That was cool.

[C]

What did you say? That's what she does to me all

[B]

day, by the way. What'd you say?

[D]

There was something we were listening to the other day. We're like, wow, that person has a great voice or something. And I was like, I wish you would say that about me. And you're like, I love your voice.

[C]

I love how it does a little.

[B]

Come on,

[C]

that's the best Hunger Games.

[A]

Yeah, it looks really good. But I mean, that would be interesting. I don't think we're that far away. I mean, we're just talking about the we. It takes one nuclear bomb and that's going to be in a little fallout. And then Mr. Beast, to still be like, you know what Trump's like, you know, I'm going to stay in office because we're obviously in the middle of this huge war.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Mr. Beast, you're a person that we trust. We want to incentivize a chance to get these people out of poverty, but also entertain the masses. Let's do a game.

[D]

Yeah, it's really close. You're right.

[C]

It's pretty close to that.

[B]

It's not a far fetched idea. No, this is how it happens. I bet this is how it happens. If it were, what? Basically all these people are going to owe taxes or haven't paid taxes. And then if a draft comes back, they're going to be like, people who have been paying in the wealthy, the privileged, they're going to be like, I'm not sending my kid to war. So they're going to say, well, how do we do this? The draft is then the means by which you pay back your debt. And so if you owe taxes, if you're behind on taxes or don't want to pay them, you can opt into that draft pool and then run your chances so it doesn't completely look like the Hunger Games.

[A]

I mean, we're already doing kind of something like that where we have games on TV and reality shows and all this stuff. And then after we're like lotteries where you win and it's public and everything like that. But then when they're off camera, you find out like, oh, man, this guy went crazy. This guy lost all of his money. All this stuff, it's just not being televised. The aft, like the killing on screen that's happening in the Hunger Games, it's happening off screen. So it's like it's happening and we find it entertaining. Yeah, but we're. It's like that one leap of just. Do we televise that, though? The downfall of that human.

[B]

I guess it's already what's happening. When you think about the fact that a lot of the military comes from, like, you think of, like, the good old boy who comes from, like, a blue collar community that doesn't have a lot of money. It's like, the military is my way to make a living. It's like. Or throw your name into the military hat. We'll see how you end up interesting.

[C]

Who knows?

[B]

And they call it patriotism.

[D]

Spooky.

[A]

Well, put a boot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If they. Yeah, if that. If that song. If you were to erase everyone's mind.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then Toby Keith came out with that song. Right now I think people will be like, all right. I think war is okay.

[A]

I think I love my neighbor.

[C]

I think.

[A]

I think we could do this.

[C]

If we all join together, we can build an amazing country. We can be nice.

[A]

It's the most powerful song in the existence of humanity.

[B]

I was gonna say the reason we're falling apart is because we don't have Toby Keith. We have Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll just can't write that song.

[D]

Excellent point.

[C]

I think. I think you can.

[A]

I sent Andrew a clip the other day, like, of Tim Dillon doing a rant. Someone's like, doing, like, metal cover underneath it. And I'm like, we need to do. Give that treatment to me. Yelling about Jelly Roll and then have, like, a hard rock film cover.

[C]

Yeah, that would be good. I have a update. And Professor. Professor Yang. Yeah, Yang.

[B]

Yeah. You want to retry that hook?

[C]

I have a.

[B]

It's okay.

[C]

I have an update on Professor Jiang.

[A]

Who's him?

[C]

Remember we talked about him? He's the one that did the three predictions.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, he was interviewed recently, and the guy is just basically calling him out as a fraud. He's like, you're not even a professor. And he's like, no. He said, you teach high school, right? He's like, yeah. He said, and I've never claimed to be a professor.

[D]

He's like, okay, his name is Professor Zhang. And then on.

[C]

Well, he goes. He showed like, 10 video clips, like, hey, guys, Professor Jiang here. Hey, guys, Professor Jeng here. So people are speculating he's much as

[A]

of a professor than Professor Xavier is.

[C]

It's true. Yeah, but people are speculating that he works for the Chinese government.

[D]

Yeah. Okay, that's fair.

[C]

And that it's this whole Psyop thing of like making. It's like this subtle way of people questioning their patriotism.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like saying all this or our ability

[A]

to win a war or something.

[D]

Yeah, he's like a Scia plant or something. Like, he creates these because the.

[C]

His YouTube is only his whiteboard. It always starts off like mid lecture, basically never shows the classroom. And the YouTube just appeared out of nowhere. And it has like hundreds of thousands of.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And YouTube is banned in China.

[D]

No way. I didn't know that.

[C]

Yeah, YouTube is banned in China. So it's like, it seems like YouTube or China would be like, let's make this. Because, like, they won't expect this guy being from China. Because you're not allowed to have YouTube in China.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And let's. I bet you it was like the whole. Not the troll farm, whatever the. Where they just flood channel with, like, views and stuff.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, it makes total sense. And that's the thing when we ask like, you know, like, you know, is this a psyop? Is this up? But like, my mind has to go to like, okay, it's not. The possibility is that is like their psyops happening. There is. It's just. What is it? Like, what is the psyop? Because, like, there's too many powerful people in the world. Things are being played, cards are being dealt. We just don't see them. Or we're just not aware that it's happening. Yeah, it's crazy. And so, like, something like that is completely plausible.

[B]

Do you think we get so flooded with information, we get so caught up in trying to figure it out instead of, like, practically doing things about it. And I'm not like, advocating like, like anything hostile or anything like that, but I just mean, like, we need to, like, fix our world so we try to figure out the problems in it when the reality is, like, we just need to start doing things for the people around us. Like, I feel like that's kind of. I think that's kind of the Psyop. I watched a video where a person was just talking about depression and her whole point was, I forget what it's called, but it's like when people in therapy get so fixed on, this is my problem, how do I solve this problem? There's like a doom loop you get stuck in.

[C]

That's me.

[B]

But like. But she's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, like, that's the problem. And I was like, I don't know. I'm going, like, off on a tangent a little bit, but I was thinking about like, that's so many people. You get dinner table, you go out wherever. Like, how do we solve the problem? Let's talk about the problem. Let's talk about the problem. Even in church, what's a small group? Like, this is what I'm struggling with. This is the problem. This is the problem. Then cross, like, churches, society. Solution to everything is like, quit trying to figure out the problem and just go do what you know within yourself. Is a nice thing to do, the person around you.

[D]

Yeah. So good. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. And especially applying it to, like, Christ and stuff, you know, like, just go out, love Christ, love others.

[B]

Like, why is it depressing yourself? Why is the church as depressed as the world the church lives in?

[C]

Like, should be completely.

[B]

Divorce rates the same in church and out of church. That's a stat. That's terrifying. Yeah, it's because we're ruminating. That's what small group is. Go love people.

[C]

Dang.

[B]

Rant over. Get this, man.

[A]

Not all groups. No.

[D]

That was great.

[B]

That was it. That was a generalization.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To some of the toxic Christian there. Yeah, for sure. Thank you for. I'm not calling out ever.

[A]

I just. I'm getting ahead.

[C]

Every single person that attends church. Just kidding.

[B]

I appreciate that.

[C]

Hey, guys, we're one for one this year on conspiracy theory coming true.

[B]

Which one?

[D]

Which one?

[C]

It just came out through a lawsuit that they are, in fact, building a military complex under the White House.

[D]

Oh, my.

[B]

No way.

[A]

You didn't see this?

[B]

No.

[A]

Trump's talking about it. Dude, I'll play the clip.

[B]

The West Wing.

[C]

The West Wing? They're building a military complex under the West Wing.

[D]

You knew it. It's actually kind of smart. Unless it's a surveillance thing. That's weird.

[C]

But the military is building a big complex under the ballroom, which has come out recently because of a stupid lawsuit that was filed when the military is building a massive complex under the ballroom. It's something.

[A]

We just wanted to pay tribute to

[C]

the White House, and so that fits in beautifully. The military.

[D]

You freaking knew it. Congratulations.

[C]

Not just me. I mean, you said it. There's. There's multiple people that are. That were kind of connecting the dots with this.

[A]

A lot of people are saying private donors cannot legally fund a military complex.

[B]

What's up with all the private donors funding the ballroom?

[C]

Well, here's the thing. They can't. They can't do that. But did you Hear how the US government is switching from using Claude to open AI? Yeah, it's like a $200 billion contract.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

That Claude lost Because they wouldn't let them.

[D]

I know this one.

[C]

Go ahead. Okay, so let me just read. This is from Jerry article. The Pentagon is officially shifting its focus, transitioning from claw to chatgpt after anthropic injected to its LLM began use for mass surveillance of American citizens and deadly weapon systems without human oversight. So Clyde from the beginning said, we will not do mass surveillance and we will not have our AI be used for deadly force.

[D]

Yeah, well done, Claude.

[A]

Did they have their fingers crossed?

[C]

They didn't. Because basically The Pentagon's like $200 million contract. Billion. You're done. And OpenAI. Sam Altman's like, I'll do it.

[A]

Excuse, Excuse me.

[B]

What AI engine does killing people. If I don't do it, somebody else will.

[C]

So my AI is the most trustworthy.

[A]

Yeah. Good job, Master Valence, not me.

[B]

Which AI engine was sorority?

[C]

OpenAI.

[A]

That's OpenAI.

[B]

That is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Isn't it interesting? I would like. I was thinking about it. It's interesting that they pulled that at the same time. There's no way the development isn't there. The reason they said it was like it was too much data, but like, what if that we were their research, you know what I mean? They're like, let's see how real people can continue this thing, can build it out. And now that it's there, think about the amount of AI they can generate with all the allegations of what's going on in the other part of the world with someone who may or may not be dead. Now it's a government contract and we can literally.

[C]

That's a crazy. That's a fun conspiracy.

[B]

And now we can make people appear.

[D]

Who are we talking about? Mouth it to me.

[C]

Huh?

[D]

Who might be dead?

[B]

The silver haired man that is running our nation. Yeah, he's dead. I mean, that was an allegation. There's like a bunch of AI were like weird stuff. There's like a coffee cup that was like spilling and it wasn't.

[C]

I don't have six fingers.

[B]

Yeah, there's like a bunch of pretty good Netanyahu.

[D]

That was really good. We weren't supposed to say it whole

[C]

time, by the way.

[D]

Did you see we were mouthing into one another?

[C]

I didn't say his name. You did.

[B]

Oh, I did.

[A]

I did, yeah.

[C]

Something's wrong with me today. That's all right.

[D]

Josh, I'm so impressed with you that that happened. You were right.

[C]

Yeah. Back to crazy.

[D]

That's journalism, baby.

[C]

Am I a journalist?

[A]

Wait a second.

[C]

Dang. No, it's like if you take enough darts and you throw it, one's going to stick.

[D]

Well, you compared the bid to the underground one and it's true. And it's the same. And it's a surveillance zone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My whole thing is interesting. How do you do security now if it's this massive thing, like, how many military people are you putting underneath one of the most secure buildings?

[C]

We're going to the White House in May.

[D]

Yeah. Hopefully.

[C]

So we'll check it out.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Something happens and they're just like, nah, you can't come.

[D]

I know.

[B]

What if my dad would.

[D]

My dad would cry. I think he's ordering, like a new suit or something.

[A]

You never know, Trump might be there.

[C]

Do you have to dress up really nice to go in the White House?

[D]

I actually don't know, but we should find out.

[A]

Well, look, we'll see. I'll ask Josh.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

No tattoos. It's like, Japan, can't have it.

[A]

We're at youth group last night and the youth pastor was Chris. He was talking about they'd had like, anonymous question sent in from all the kids and stuff. And one of the questions was his tattoos a sin? And he's talking about, like, because he has tattoos himself. But he started off with kind of like, you know, again, a lot of people believe that, like, if you have tattoos. I was raised to believe you have tattoos, you go to hell. And like three kids just like, look back at me, like, focus.

[C]

We might. We don't know. We'll find out.

[D]

Go find out.

[B]

I did that one time youth group where you have people send in anonymous questions and it was nothing but my youth group trolling me. Yeah, it was just me going, paper. I did paper, but I was like, can't read that one. Can't read that one. I was like, this has been a fun exercise.

[A]

I always added my own questions. Be like, wow, really good question, guys.

[B]

That was the mistake.

[A]

Like, how do you forgive the people that have been really rude to you in the past? That's interesting. You know, like actually trying to teach because they never take it seriously.

[B]

It was definitely a fill in a Wednesday night exercise where.

[A]

Yeah, speaking of AI, have you seen that guy who's speaking, like, at like a. It was like a forum. He was on stage with like a few other leaders in the AI department, AI world. And he's talking about how he said it's crazy how when you have regular tech jobs, people, when they move on to a new job, it's always they stay in the kind of the same area. In the world and universe of tech.

[D]

Yeah, same like industry.

[A]

Yeah. It's like. But when it comes to AI tech, you see these people go through it and then as soon as they want to retire or leave out of that job, they want to completely remove themselves from everything. Nothing in tech. They want to write poetry, they want to. They want to go into arts, they want to do these because it's an abyss, he says it's an infinite abyss that is overwhelming.

[D]

They're giving me the willies.

[B]

Yeah, I saw this clip.

[C]

It's creepy.

[A]

It's so like, it literally feels like the beginning of a movie. Like that, that line right there. I'm like, oh, no, it's so scary.

[C]

We're going back to. I really think AI is some sort of spirit thing.

[A]

I mean, you think about it, we do all these government did all these seances and they've practiced all these things. And now who's funding it, who's created it? It is something inside of us, but also something we can't touch.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And now it's available to every single person, especially the kids. The teenagers have access to this all the time. And we don't think there's any end to it. And it's just going to get deeper and deeper and more disturbing.

[C]

You know, it's creepy. This is going to be a creepy podcast.

[D]

I guess I have to go. I have something to do.

[C]

Well, Taylor, my brother showed me this video. This farmer who did a. Basically like he was like a test subject for this new AI tractor for his farm. I think he's in like California or something, of course. And he's like, the farms or the, the tractor's crap. He said it doesn't work. It's. It's dumb, it's not working. He's like, I literally use it as a log splitter now. Like, it's just like. And it's a two. What he said a two million dollar tractor. And he's like, it just sits here now and I just split logs with it. It works great for that. But he's like, what my concern is is through this company and just in the industry of AI, they're starting to come up with basically like pesticides. AI is coming up with formulas for pesticides that it could ultimately be better for people. He's like, what's to say that AI

[D]

won't sneak in a poison, doesn't switch

[C]

to where it's like self preservation, to where it's like, I need to preserve myself. The humans are destroying this world. They're Doing all this stuff. I need to eliminate humans and so come up with this formula that would not necessarily immediately kill humans, but over time.

[D]

Well, we're already kind of doing that to ourselves.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, we kind of are,

[B]

but it doesn't, it doesn't have to have a malicious intent because did you see the thing where Trump just pardoned all of the, the glyphosate use? Yes. And so, but now, now AI has the legal precedent to say we statistically, all the research that we've digested, we know that this hurts humans, but we also know that legally it's okay to what hurt humans. The, the statistic was they were like glyphosate causes.

[C]

The glyphosate thing is insane.

[B]

Causes cancer definitively. No questions asked. If you look at a map of the US and look at the highest like rates of cancer, it is Ohio where the use of glyphosate is heaviest.

[C]

Was it Ohio? I thought it was Iowa.

[B]

Iowa, sorry.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or is it. I think I thought it was maybe not. Whatever.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If you look at the map, it's where they're using glyphosate and where cancer is at the highest rate. It's all the same place.

[A]

But it also could be. Who programmed it as well. Can't you create a program where it's like this is the long term plan?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, you know, you want to create distrust. Like they obviously have it.

[C]

I mean this, this whole conspiracy. The globalist. Right. Where like the, the, the stones.

[B]

The.

[C]

In Georgia. The guide stones.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Where it's like we need world order and the earth population needs to be 500,000. You know, it's like this globalist. Even Bill Gates was like, the population of the world needs to go down in order to save the world.

[B]

It's like, crap.

[C]

So that's not fun.

[B]

You want to, you want to hear what he's been up to?

[C]

I would love to hear what Bill Gates, Billy, old Billy boy has been up to.

[D]

I need something.

[B]

So this is. So what's going on is. It's called Alpha Gal. It's a, it's a tick borne ill similar to Lyme disease. Apparently there's CIA documents that have linked Lyme disease to like it's a government made thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And in a bunch of regions where ticks are rampant now they're finding lyme disease and 50% of the ticks.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

So like it's insane. Now this, this is where, this is where things get weird. So ticks are a problem. And I started doing Research into, like, well, is it real? I saw a post on Instagram where farmers are claiming in their field. Sorry, Facebook. Farmers are claiming in their fields that they're finding boxes full of ticks that are being dumped. Oh,

[A]

where?

[B]

Hold on, I'm gonna pull it up because I want to be.

[D]

By the way, do you think that thing in the back of my neck is a tick?

[C]

No. I made sure it wasn't a tick.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So buried under my skin.

[C]

You're good.

[B]

This is all alleged. This is all alleged, right? Like there's not a ton of accounts talking about it. It's just social media that's making these claims. Why would anyone else make the claims? Why would news report on it? Why would the government report on it? They wouldn't. So we're in this, like, who knows? But the account that's claiming it is Sarah Outlaw on Facebook. Someone called her out. It's like, I can't find any information on this. How do you know that this is actually true? She said, I know this is true because I had a personal conversation with a practitioner of the farmers in rural Missouri that this happened to. If they allowed me to share more information, I would. They're private people in a small farming community. In that community, Alpha Gal is out of control. And so according to this, ticks are being dumped. Bill Gates definitively does have a history of working. We've, we've talked about the mosquitoes.

[D]

Oh yeah, he's an insect maniac.

[B]

I believe in 2026 though, he actually, it was patents or studies. Something got released where he is working with tick vaccines. Now his claim is that he's trying to eliminate a disease in Africa, a specific tick borne illness there. So it's different than the illness that's over here. But he is doing tick research. And this is where it gets crazy and it actually starts to upset me. I saw an account that was saying now's the time to invest in Pfizer because Pfizer just released a new vaccine for Lyme disease, literally as of this year. A new vaccine. Pfizer announces a new vaccine to protect from the tick borne illness. Will it pass the test for public and regulators, how it works. It was 73% effective against tick borne illnesses, says Pfizer. They plan on pushing it through. It's like in stage three of a bunch of revisions.

[C]

This, this part's not the problem and the cause. So this part's not solution.

[B]

So Bill Gates owns the farmland. Bill Gates is doing the tick research. Pfizer is now releasing tick borne Prevention, vaccines. And you can't tell me the dude's in the files. He's talking about plandemics. You can't tell me that dude is involved in all of this and it's not connected.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So does he own Pfizer or he's just buddies with Fauci or whatever?

[A]

He doesn't own it.

[B]

He doesn't own it.

[C]

Fauci's not Pfizer either.

[A]

Publicly traded company. But you know who owns the highest stakes in Pfizer?

[C]

Who?

[A]

Vanguard and Black Rock.

[D]

Yeah, typical. Yeah, yeah, yeah, typical.

[B]

And so it says it's not passed yet because it's still at 70 to 73 effectiveness. 73%. But if regulators approve it, it's estimated that it would be ready for public availability by 2027. That's what they're pushing.

[C]

2027 is a year, man.

[B]

So that's the year of chaos.

[A]

We're there, baby.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't really set that up. I just kind of started talking about it, but.

[C]

No, that's insane.

[D]

Yeah, that was good. I am horrified.

[B]

Yeah, well. Oh, Alpha gal. What does it do? I didn't even get in.

[C]

What is Alpha gal?

[B]

Alpha gal is a disease that. The meat thing, red meat, you become allergic to.

[D]

Oh, my.

[B]

And it's becoming rampant. So what does that mean? Bill Gates owns the farmland. He owns the food. So anything. Like, if you wanted to be like, hey, I can't afford the grocery store. I just want to go in my yard and shoot a squirrel and make a gumbo. You can't, because that squirrel is probably infected with the thing that they have the vaccine for.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[B]

He's also got biological trackers that he's working on, too, to where, like, it's like microtech that you can put in your skin.

[D]

Oh, dude, we already have that.

[B]

Right?

[D]

We got.

[C]

But, like, the thing in your neck.

[D]

Yeah, for real.

[C]

You're being tracked.

[A]

But, ooh, fun fact. The CEO of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is on the board of Pfizer.

[C]

Bing bong.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

I'm telling you, dude.

[A]

Sue Desmond Hellman.

[D]

What do we do with this information, guys?

[A]

Hell, man. Oh, no.

[C]

They want us.

[B]

We gotta go, but we gotta get out of here. It's just frustrating because the solution to all this health stuff was eat healthy, get your own meat, whatever. And they're eliminating, literally, because the. The GMO stuff passes. You know, Josh, you've talked about, like, the seeds and stuff, how you can get sued for not using their stuff or having their bio whatever in your Own field. So you can no longer basically have a garden that's free of it.

[C]

We're toast, man. We're toast.

[A]

Put us in the dozen. We're toast.

[C]

Yeah. Even if you, like, want to start your own garden at home, everything is overspray. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah. It's like all glyphosate stays for, like, hundreds of years in the soil. Maybe even longer glyphosate.

[A]

I did have a strawberry out of the garden today. Oh.

[D]

Oh, that's pretty cool.

[A]

It was delicious.

[C]

That's nice. It was also delicious.

[A]

What?

[C]

This ad. Don't go anywhere.

[A]

That was pretty chill. It's pretty chill.

[C]

I forgot what to say.

[D]

Talking about all this like, we got an ad.

[C]

Don't go anywhere.

[A]

Yeah. Do it again. We got out.

[E]

Don't go anywhere.

[C]

Do you wear shirts?

[A]

Do you wear hats?

[C]

Do you like stickers?

[A]

Do I ever.

[B]

Josh.

[C]

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[A]

Yeah. And you can customize them to fit your organization, your brand, whatever it is.

[C]

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[A]

That's true. It's pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[C]

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[B]

Boom.

[A]

You scare me with that.

[C]

There's a new design. It's all colored in and really fancy. It's like magic.

[A]

Yeah. It's activated by the sun. It's pretty neat.

[C]

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[A]

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[C]

We do do that.

[A]

Like, we go underwater and then a new design just pops out.

[C]

We do that. Okay, we do that.

[A]

Stop.

[C]

Sorry. Trigger discipline.

[B]

Dude, I forgot to say this part. It doesn't have to be in it, but there used to be a Lyme disease vaccine, and it went away in 1998 because there was no need for it. So they. Yeah. So they found. They were like. They're like, what do you mean? We have a vaccine for something? Well, let's ramp it back up and make some money on that.

[A]

So fun fact about that girl sue, that's on the. The board.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So she got a Bachelor of science degree in Pre MEd and MD for the University of Nevada, received a residency training, was a chief resident, so internal medicine, medical oncology, and a degree in public health in California. But she is on the board from. Let's see here. From 2013 to 2019, member of the board for Facebook.

[C]

What?

[A]

Member of the board for Pfizer, and starting since March 2024, a member of the board for OpenAI. Dude, no way. We're journalists now, baby.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

That's not. You're not playing.

[A]

What are you doing in public health and OpenAI and Facebook when you're a doctor of oncology and, like, what are you doing?

[B]

That's cancer, right? Forgive my ignorance. Oncology.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, she was appointed by President Joe Biden to be the President's Council of Advisors on science and Technology. Bro.

[C]

Bro.

[B]

What the heck? Dude, no.

[A]

Very weird.

[C]

Have you seen the.

[B]

The meat stuff that they grow meat now, they don't need additional, like, cells to restructure anything. They can just continue to grow it in a petri dish. Have you seen how they do it?

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Cancer, the continued growth. They name it something else, but they take a meat cell and then you basically biohack it it to tumor itself.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

So it's making. You know what I mean? Like, skin cancer is like a growth that just keeps growing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're like, how do we take meat and turn it into more meat? Give the meat cancer.

[C]

You guys are missing a lot of gas from Lily right now.

[A]

Yes, I. I told her about. I found it. Told her about the board that's. The lady was on while she was here.

[B]

I forget what they call it, but, like, they don't. They, like, if you look it up, it's not gonna say it's cancer, but it's like cellular. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[C]

And it's cellular regeneration.

[B]

It's like. So if that happened in any part of my body. What?

[C]

If the acronym spelled cancer,

[B]

but, yeah, that happened in any part of my body. Your body. They'd be like, you have cancer.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

But they're like, it doesn't. It doesn't affect. It's just meat when you eat it.

[A]

So I can eat my cancer.

[C]

Is Lily talking to people out there?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

Kenny.

[C]

Oh, no. Should I stop this? No, we just keep going.

[A]

I'd say we keep going.

[B]

She just walks in. That's it, guys. Join patreon.patreon.com. forward/ninjas or butterflies? Yeah, I need to find a reel. I had, like, a bunch of them,

[A]

but I don't think I. I have a. A video. Do you want me to send it to you? I was gonna show a video today,

[C]

but I have a couple videos. Where's Lil? We can't continue without Lil.

[A]

We gotta keep that in.

[C]

Yeah, we'll keep that in.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But we're gonna stop it here because she might talk for 20 minutes.

[A]

Get her, man. Put her in her place. Comes Back in like a show.

[C]

I don't know if Lily's gonna take 20 minutes or not.

[B]

And we talked about meat cancer. That's how they're creating meat now. Yeah, yeah. You give a meat cell cancer and it continues to grow on yourself, and that's how they're feeding people.

[A]

Is that why we get such large chicken breasts? Because they have breast cancer?

[D]

Oh, gosh.

[A]

Think about it.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think that's correct.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[B]

I remember my real.

[A]

But it is. I'm not a doctor.

[C]

It is disturbing, though, when you get chicken breast and it's this big.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like, okay. That's just complete pump full of hormones

[A]

that weighs more than any chicken I've ever held in my life.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, you saw. Have you seen that? It's a really old documentary about, like the Tyson chicken and stuff like that. Where they grow these chickens so quick by doing the hormones.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That their legs break.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, that's awesome.

[C]

So they're just. They're just laying there, just these big old fat chickens.

[A]

I'm telling you, I can't grocery shop anymore. The same like. Like, I was trying to get some soup for this week because I was like, I just need something easy on my throat, but I'm just in the aisle and it's just Campbell's, all this stuff. And you have all these, like, jars of, like, rouse, you know, chicken noodle soup and stuff. And it's like, I can't trust anything.

[D]

Campbell's bought Rao's.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't buy. I didn't buy anything.

[B]

I saw that. Let me see if I saved it. I saved it real where it's like all of the brands that are holistic and healthy are now owned by all of those major companies.

[D]

Yeah. And then even tasted different before Campbell's bought them.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't know if there's a placebo effect. Yeah. I don't know.

[C]

It's. Yeah. Placebo.

[D]

Yeah. I. I always buy organic. I always buy organic meat and organic produce. But my brother in law, Taylor was like, it means nothing.

[A]

It doesn't. It doesn't. Like, you mean. You see that on the, like the whole. I think it was the remake of the guy that did Supersize Me. He did that one documentary about. He was open his own chicken restaurant and he wanted to do like, he's like, I want. I want cage free. Like, I want you know, all like. Like, you know, what is it? The framing, the roam, the free Roaming free roaming chickens and stuff. And it all allows them. It's like you just need two feet of space where they can go outside and that's it. And it's like, oh, they're free. Free roam.

[C]

Cage free.

[A]

Cage free. It's like, this is insane, dude.

[C]

Terrible. But, you know, it's also insane.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you know that? We got a question.

[D]

Have you ever seen the farms, though, that actually do do free range, though? And they. They open up their coop and it's like 8 million chickens come out, basically. And then they go and they roam the pastures.

[A]

I guess we just need to do better research on that. Maybe that's. Some people can comment because I'm down to order stuff, but then, like start stockpiling things.

[D]

It's really easy to keep chickens. You guys could absolutely keep three or four chickens and then never buy eggs again.

[A]

I'm down for that. But I also want to eat chicken.

[C]

I'm gonna do meat chickens when we move to the new house.

[D]

I wanted to. Yeah.

[A]

Before we moved here, me and my buddy Caleb, we had a plan to get it. Build a chicken tractor. We had 11 acres out there, so we were gonna just put it out on my land and we were just gonna have meat chickens. And I was like, it was gonna be so much fun, but then we just don't have the space for it now.

[D]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

Well, we. We're gonna do it, so.

[D]

Yeah, I told Josh and I want a full on. I know. And that's what. Let's do a big old community garden. None of us have to go buy any produce or anything. We eat seasonally. Stuff that we grow out of our own home, and then we do our own chicken. So. And I want like an aviary. I want our coop to be humongous, like Jurassic Park.

[A]

Do it.

[B]

Do. Let me take that elk trip on work time and I'll frickin share the elk meat.

[A]

That's what all we do is we just allow Andrew to go hunting and like, dude, that's our meat for the year.

[B]

I've got a friend in Michigan who was like, hey, I'm military, so my bags fly free. And he was like, my dad has a farm. He was like, so he has tags where he can just like, basically eradicate dough. He's like, if you want to actually stock freezers, he's like, let's go spend three days and we'll just. He was like, literally, all that meat, I can fly back free.

[D]

I like venison,

[C]

guys.

[A]

I'm gonna say, I like Medicine. I don't.

[C]

I like it.

[D]

And we always talk about buying a cow and we never do it.

[B]

That becomes my job. I don't edit anymore. I just hunt for you guys.

[D]

That'd be great. Personal hunter.

[A]

And you made a plaster.

[D]

You guys spent a whole weekend killing a pig for us to eat. No. Did you even eat any of it?

[C]

No. That pig went through too much to be consumed.

[A]

People did eat it.

[D]

Who did?

[A]

It was one of those things where it's like, when you cook for so long and then it's time to eat. Everyone eats. But you're just like, I'm not even hungry now. Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It was the exact same thing. Like, it was just the most traumatic thing. And afterwards I was like, I had a ton of meat. And I'm like, I can't eat this right now.

[C]

If you were. If you were there watching what we had to do, that pig, you'd be like, I don't want to eat that meat.

[D]

Your storytelling was so vibrant that I felt like I was there.

[C]

Yeah, terrible.

[B]

What's your question?

[D]

First question, are people with alopecia still mammals? Moving on. If aliens come, I think that could

[B]

be really offensive to people.

[A]

Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.

[D]

I'm just kidding. Of course. They're mammals. They're the same. Next question.

[A]

I don't even get the question.

[B]

I don't either. I don't need it.

[D]

Because to be a. Like, to qualify as a mammal, you have to grow hair on your body. Oh, that's one of the classics.

[A]

I don't think that's the thing, but. Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[D]

Do you do. Are you fed by.

[C]

What about a dolphin?

[D]

They're not mammals. A dolphin's not a mammal.

[C]

What are they?

[D]

Mammals?

[A]

They're reptiles.

[D]

They're fish.

[C]

No, they're not.

[A]

I don't know. Maybe they do have tiny.

[D]

Dolphins are mammals.

[B]

Yeah. We're all.

[A]

Yeah. You want to look in the camera? Apologize to the community of Alopecia.

[D]

I'm so sorry.

[B]

You're the community of Alopecia.

[C]

We don't know this, but all dolphins just have, like, really hairy armpits.

[A]

That's why they keep them tucked all the time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Makes sense.

[D]

Oh, no. I lost it. Oh, no. Okay. If aliens came back to the world, it's great. And they completely wiped out any man made infrastructure. Like they even took the clothes off our bodies. We had nothing. We did not have bags of popcorn. No. The things grow out of the ground.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So the Earth is basically reverted back to Its original state.

[A]

Everything's natural.

[D]

Natural.

[C]

No buildings.

[D]

No buildings. But there's like, the same natural materials exist in the earth, but they're just, like, under rock and stuff like that, how they've always been.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We have nothing. No infrastructure.

[A]

Got it.

[D]

And they said, we will return you to your last state as soon as you can produce for us one iPhone.

[C]

Dang.

[D]

How long do you think it would take for a man to make an iPhone?

[C]

I think it would take probably well over 100 years.

[A]

Yeah, I would say 1500, I think.

[B]

I think the iPhone technology was brought to us by a seance. So.

[A]

Well, okay, so five minutes. We just do one seance.

[D]

People in the world at this point, because, like, I don't think it would be 1500 years, obviously, because it took us about whatever.

[A]

But I think if we knew, we. You have the knowledge of it. So for the people. The people that are aware of all the parts, like. Like mining.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The building, the tech, those people come together. But that would be. That'd be the hard. That'd be the first hundred years of understanding who everyone is, because we don't even have both. And then they die off. And then we have to write it down. And then we have to create things that write and tracking system.

[C]

We don't even have a pencil.

[A]

Yeah, we don't.

[D]

I know.

[A]

It would take a while.

[D]

You could take a rock on. You could take a rock on another rock and write something down. At least we know how to write.

[A]

The first hundred years would be just nothing but murdering everyone. And then it would be the remnant of people who know the tech and what are able to do. Because then it's like, let's assume we have 200 years. Everyone's. Yeah, I mean that. I would say 1500 years.

[C]

I only say 100 years because it went from the first flight with the Wright brothers to landing on the moon. Supposedly, that was only 66 years apart.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I'm like. I think if we had the knowledge already, we'd be able to produce it within 100 years.

[D]

I lean to agree with Josh that it would be closer. It would be sooner rather than later.

[A]

You're saying everyone gets along, which is going against everything in human nature. So I think that's a big. I think. I think that's a big Assume we band together right now. It's impossible. So I'm just saying that's. That's my Hang up there.

[C]

I was just gonna say I'm so glad you brought up aliens, because I got a lot of alien Stuff to talk about.

[D]

I would rather you talk about the freemason stuff right now.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Because we were just talking about spooky elites.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

We also haven't talked about the big other thing that happened in court that we've kind of. I mean, not only us predicted, but came out recently. The court findings of a certain person.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

But do you know, first we have Andrew hit us with that beat. Right now. We're just gonna show us right now,

[A]

baby,

[D]

How is something USDA organic if it's made in Vietnam?

[C]

I just want to say we're super. We're super ADD Right now. And our audience is probably like, what the heck is this episode about?

[A]

Hey, I have a friend named Dan who's ADD and he's just like, I can't. I'm. He's just.

[D]

He.

[A]

I saw our episode. He's like an hour and 30 minutes. I'm not gonna be able to last a second. He says 20 minutes in, he says, this is perfect for me.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

This one's. This one's especially ADD I feel it. The topic we talked about 20 million things.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

We miss each other.

[C]

Let's hone it in.

[B]

It does feel like we haven't hung out.

[D]

Why are you looking at me when you say that?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

His Vietnam alopecia.

[B]

No, she's. She's his safe space. He feels like he's accusing probably me.

[C]

As soon as we finish that, you're like, is this plaster?

[B]

Is this 100% organic? I'm gonna cut down this section. I sent three. The first one I have to believe is, like, what? That running into, like, an angel would actually be like, ooh.

[D]

Are we ready to click in?

[C]

All right, three, two, one, go.

[A]

Ah. Oh, man.

[B]

That's just someone who made a visualization. But, like, that one looks like how you would describe wheel within a wheel or like, wings covering wings. And it's like, just imagine that thing appearing in front of you and saying in that voice, do not be afraid.

[A]

Yo, Chilled out.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[A]

Number two.

[B]

This one's for Andy.

[C]

All right. Three, two, one, go. Some old chicken liver.

[B]

Maybe it's turkey. I forgot.

[C]

I wouldn't say it's rotten, but when

[B]

I opened the can, bunch of gas came out.

[A]

Out. And it's green on the top.

[C]

And it smells so late night meal.

[A]

That looks about right.

[B]

Bunch of rotten.

[C]

Not rotten.

[B]

A stinky old chicken liver.

[A]

Don't make the noises, bro.

[C]

Half a pound worth oh, what are you doing? Is that a tasty.

[A]

No, it's not.

[C]

When it starts rotting a little bit.

[A]

You're a liar, dude.

[C]

Who says that taste a little bit. Who says that just gives it more flavor.

[B]

All right, no more. That's terrible.

[A]

That guy looks exactly how he should.

[C]

Let me.

[B]

Let me set up the third one. So this guy works, I think, at. He's a student at mit and his whole bit is he's giving AI a body. So he sets up this grid with like all these pins and he's using an AI to like, communicate and then letting it discover itself. Itself, basically is how this works. And so if only. Let me find the.

[D]

I think that that chicken liver guy is inoculated against any.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen that guy before. He literally just keeps jars of meat just everywhere and like the most putrid

[D]

and moldy and stuff. But does he ever get sick, you think?

[C]

No, this guy, if that's the same guy I'm thinking of, he like, literally, he's built up this crazy tolerance. He believes that the best way to stay healthy is to eat meat when it's starting to get rotten, which I think goes against all of science.

[A]

He is probably right when it says it is more flavorful. I mean, like, it doesn't mean it's a good flavor, but it probably does have more flavor. That one tick tock guy passed away. Remember that guy that.

[C]

Who.

[A]

Who just ate like the weirdest stuff and then he ends up. He ended up dying.

[D]

Of what?

[A]

I mean, just. I think there was something in what he ate.

[D]

Oh, gosh.

[A]

He would just eat really, really old stuff.

[D]

My grandfather used to cut up fruit and put it in the fridge just like that. Which I learned later in life when I got pregnant. You're not supposed to do that. Just like, probably eat it right away because it gets like listeria and stuff like that. That's what. He died. Tummy bug.

[C]

It's great. All right, jump like awesome.

[B]

Jump like 20 seconds into the video and we'll watch like the last 30, like literally 20 seconds.

[C]

All right, three, two. I gave an AI, so I decided

[D]

to give an open claw agent.

[C]

I don't remember there being these embodied life. After it connected, the first thing it did was breathe.

[B]

Ah. Yeah.

[C]

Well, now

[B]

it's a long video, but he. He creates this AI program. He's like, here's these pins so you can visualize yourself and engage with me in Advent. It a language. It like, moves in different ways to say, like, yes, no, and all that stuff. But the Fact that he said, who are you? Come up with a name. And it was like, I'll develop it over time. Fires it up, and the first thing it does is go like, God's creation of humanity. What's the first thing he breathes a breath of life into? And it's just weird that it follows the same. Like, I'm gonna take a visual breath as I engage with you.

[A]

That's wild. I saw a clip of somebody in college, and they have, like, these new AI programs where, like, they're, like, professors and they teach. It's like a professor podcast, and they have to listen and take notes and stuff. And she's just sitting there taking notes, and then suddenly the guy's like, yeah. So when we're talking about this diagram, we just got to make sure we fill out this. And then she's like, hold on, hold on, hold on. Why did you just cough? Is it loud?

[C]

Oh, I thought you were just coughing.

[A]

No, that's what the podcast did. The AI podcast. And she's like, why did you just do that? And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. And then it continues on. You're like, what is happening? Why are they duplicating this stuff? Because they know I know. They probably just. They. They're like. They. They're supposed to relate. They're supposed to, like, you know, be like us. And so it's more common for conversation. But it's weird. Man.

[B]

Breath is essential to life.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So what that means is they're imitating or aspiring to be alive.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, I'm sending a video of part of Andrew's segment. This is so creepy to me. You don't need audio.

[C]

Oh, you're good. All right, ready? Three, two. Okay. Three, two, one.

[D]

Knees. What are these? My gosh. What are these?

[C]

Oh, the eye. Holy crap.

[A]

Wow. Isn't that terrifying, though? They look like little, wrinkly old fingers or something. Isn't that wild?

[D]

Ew.

[A]

Never seen that up close.

[D]

What if there's little people inside our body?

[A]

Yeah, that's what's. They're pulling down your eyelids to blink.

[C]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Very good.

[C]

All right, you guys want to hear about the Freemasons?

[A]

I think we free the Masons.

[B]

Talked about enough.

[A]

Enough.

[B]

Probably save it for next.

[C]

The Freemason murder plot in France.

[A]

Ooh. Okay. Okay.

[B]

Dang.

[C]

What's going on? Me? Yes.

[D]

I'm anxious.

[B]

She's disassociating.

[D]

I'm anxious.

[A]

Why?

[D]

Because we're talking about awful things. I just Saw knees in somebody's eyeball. Dude, I'm not supposed to.

[C]

Fingers.

[D]

I'm not supposed to see that.

[A]

We are. It's God's creation.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And maybe you should. Maybe you should sit in that anxiousness and just live with it with us, because we're also choosing to be in this moment.

[D]

You guys seem fine. You guys seem completely disassociated from sense of reality.

[A]

Because I choose to cast all my anxieties upon the Lord because he cares for me. First Peter, five seven. Maybe you should do the same.

[B]

God has not given me a spirit of fear, but power, love, and a sound mind.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

All right, let's refocus.

[A]

I'm there, baby.

[C]

The Freemason murder plot in France.

[B]

Let's go.

[C]

This. Do you remember we talked about the thing that happened in Italy where the Freemason Lodge was part of this thing where they were carrying out terrorist attacks?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Very similar.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But this one I know has a way deeper, sinister. There's something to it.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But all I know is the information that's on the surface.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

This past March, or. Right, yeah, March, there is a trial happening with 22 defendants in France accused of murder, attempted murder, organized crime, and conspiracy. This group is made up of members of a Freemason lodge.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

French intelligence agents, police officers, businessmen, a doctor, and a security guard.

[A]

Oui, oui.

[C]

So far through the case, they've discovered that this group of people are responsible for the murder of a race car driver in 2018. The victim's name was Laurent Pascali. Laurent Pascali, allegedly killed over financial disputes disguised as something more official. And then recently, in 2020, there's a attempted assassination. The target was Marie Helen Dini, who's a business coach. And it was basically dudes in the intelligence, like in the French intelligence, in the military, that thought that they were carrying out this assassination on behalf of the French state, but it wasn't. It was all part of this Masonic murder plot. And they were told that she was a Mossad agent and that she needed to be eliminated. But it was really just business rivalry, dude. So some of the crazy stuff involved. These guys thought that they were doing secret missions for the French state. They were allegedly told targets were enemies of France, but in reality, they're being used for business disputes, personal revenge, and money contract killings.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

And so this whole. I mean, a large group of really elite people in France are now being investigated.

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

But what's weird is that they. These dudes are part of France, like France's government yeah, like. And so they're like respectable people. Wait, why? We were told to do this. Like we were told by the government and they're like, no, no. You guys are all part of this little patsy scheme.

[B]

All guys.

[C]

It's always Freemasons, bro.

[A]

It's always leads back to the FMs.

[D]

Dude, dude, speaking of them. I know. I don't know how we feel about this. Do you have more.

[C]

I mean, we can talk about it.

[D]

Were you going to bring it up?

[C]

What?

[D]

The Catholic guy, the exorcist guy.

[C]

Oh, no, I didn't.

[D]

Yeah, you were not going to bring it up.

[C]

You can just go.

[D]

He was talking about. It's that famous guy that did that. They did a movie about him. He's like the number one exorcism priest.

[C]

He was on Sean Church.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was on Sean Ryan. Anyway, he was talking about a big number of people that he sees have generational curses. I don't know how we feel about all this biblically, but it's interesting to talk about. And he says they're plagued with like, things like chronic anxiety, depression, just constant oppression.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And he usually goes back and he's like, well, let's trace your ancestry. And he can find a family member, like a direct descendant, like a father or a grandfather that was in the freemasons group. And they do. At least they did historically. I don't know what they do now, but they would do these rituals.

[C]

They still do.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oath. Oath taking.

[D]

Yeah. And it was like. Yeah. And it was like spiritual in a negative way. And so that basically follows you. And so what he does is he has these folks renounce these oaths on behalf of their ancestors as a sort of exorcism.

[A]

That makes sense. I mean, like, you people do talk about, like selling your soul and stuff. And it's like, why isn't that off the table of selling your future as well? Like your. Your offspring.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, in return for something that you want.

[D]

The guy uses scripture in the video to validate what he's talking about. I just can't remember what it was. I'll send it to you guys because I thought it was really interesting and very scary.

[C]

Yeah, super scary. And I just talked about last week how my great grandfather was a 33 degree Freemason.

[D]

I know, I'm like wondering if you should do some kind of like, ritual. But Josh, you know what it also made me think of? Do you remember how I thought that season of Fargo was like 100 real? I kept telling Josh this Is real. This all really happened.

[A]

Yeah. I can't remember what season, what it was though.

[B]

Show so dark.

[D]

I know, but then the guy that's like the Sin Ita and he's been alive for like 500 years.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Anyway, continue with your part.

[C]

Well, I mean, that's it.

[A]

That's scary, man. That's the thing that exists in every country. It's something like that. The government has all these patsies, these fall guys that are sold out that will do anything and then you just hope to God they keep their mouth shut. And if they don't, then, well, they had an accident.

[C]

Well, it's just. It's weird that it's. Freemasonry has always been connected to some sort of plot.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like. And I mean, even like with the. Within the United States, like the majority, if not all the founding fathers were Freemasons and it was this basically. I mean, if you study like the revolution, Revolutionary War, a lot of it had to do with taxes and businesses and making more money. Like these businessmen in France. Right. So it's like, it's not. It's like the. The just cause and that just. Yeah, it's. It's very selfish and like profitability and it's like, it just shows you how. I mean, it's just weird how there's. Freemasons are always connected in that realm and it just could be because it's the collective of businessmen.

[F]

Right.

[C]

But there's also the hidden oath taking. Oh, yeah. Like, it's weird dark occultism.

[A]

Yeah. It's not just a guy's group.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to say who it was, but I've told you guys, I think I've talked about it on here, about the. A person that I know that accidentally got into a lodge and reported like satanic ritual stuff and was like. They were like, how'd you get in the lodge?

[A]

They were like.

[B]

What do you mean? Like, saw knives and what looked like blood. Yeah.

[C]

I'll never forget going to that lodge in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and the guy for some reason just decided to give us a full tour and he's like, I don't even know if you guys are allowed in here.

[B]

But dude, what if, like he brought

[C]

us to the ceremony room? He was explaining like the stars and like the altar, and he brought us into the. The private library where he showed us like all these like creepy occult books.

[A]

That's where your curse started, bro.

[C]

Probably.

[B]

What if he could see the curse on you?

[D]

Yeah, maybe he could sense it. Daddy. You gotta go talk to him.

[C]

Speaking of curses, do you guys see that red sky in Australia and now Crete?

[B]

What is. What's going on? I keep seeing. I'm like, is it real?

[C]

It's 100% real. And, like, if this were to happen to me, I would have.

[B]

I would have a panic attack.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you seen this?

[D]

No.

[C]

This is not color graded at all. This is. They're saying it's a dust storm mixed with, like, a front, but it's like, it happened in Australia. Now it's happening in Crete, the island off of Greece.

[D]

Yeah, like, the important one. Paul went there, right?

[C]

Yeah, like, the important one.

[B]

Me and Andy tonight, just with red spotlights in your house.

[C]

But look at this. I just said it. This is not color graded. Have you seen this?

[A]

Yeah, I saw it. It's wild. It's great for developing photos, though.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, blood red sky.

[D]

That's a truck.

[C]

It's 100 real.

[A]

There's so many videos about it that ran.

[D]

Yes, Everything's red.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

But it's red, though.

[C]

I mean, is that. Is that not the most terrifying thing?

[D]

I would be on my knees right now.

[C]

I'm freaking out.

[E]

What's going on?

[B]

And then that angel creature appears in the middle.

[C]

No, thanks. I'm good. Bye.

[D]

Bye.

[C]

All right.

[A]

We talked about aliens yet?

[C]

No, that's what I was. We're literally. We need to talk about aliens.

[D]

I think I have the stomach for it.

[B]

Too bad.

[C]

Buckle up.

[A]

This feels like an OG episode just

[C]

ran all over the place.

[A]

No, just like, we. We're going hardcore.

[D]

There's a lot to talk about.

[C]

So Representative Tim Burchett. He's that guy from Tennessee. He's awesome. I really like the guy, but he's definitely part of the head of the congressional hearings of the uap disclosure and whatnot.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I recognize him.

[C]

And when he first started, he had this vigor. He was like, very like, we're gonna disclose all this stuff. It's gonna be amazing. He's like, we're gonna get them. No more secrets. And slowly, his demeanor is just being boom, boom, boom. It's like he's just a little bit like, what's the point anymore? In this interview that he just had was a little haunting.

[B]

I'll just.

[C]

Instead of trying to explain it, I'll just play it and. Okay. You can hear his own words. Yeah. So Representative Tim Burchett from Tennessee. Oh, sorry.

[A]

But I'm wondering, you know, kind of how you react to that, because you are connected. You're on the UFO Subcommittee. I mean, I'm just wondering what you make of that. Have you heard anything like that?

[F]

Well, I'm still a member of Congress, so I can't really comment too much on what Matt said. But I will say this.

[A]

Wait, seriously, are you being serious, or Is that tough?

[F]

100% serious. I've been 100% serious. I've been briefed by just about every Alphabet agency there is. And I'll just tell you this. If they would release the things that I've seen, you would stay up. You'd be up at night worrying about or thinking about this stuff. We just need to disclose to all. I'm sick of it.

[B]

You're.

[F]

Well, I was. I was brief. I'll just tell you this. I was brief last week on an issue or. Excuse me, two weeks ago, and it would have set the earth. This. This country would have come unglued. I think if they would have heard all that I heard, they would demand answers.

[B]

He's shook.

[F]

And they. And we need to. But, you know, it's. It's never going to get. Unfortunately, it just keeps getting covered up and covered up, and the people that know are dying or disappearing, as the case may be.

[C]

Isn't that nuts?

[D]

You can do that.

[A]

The way he went backtracked so many times, like, it really worry. Like. And he stopped saying worried and, you

[B]

know, like, he was calculating the world

[A]

on fire and he stopped himself there.

[C]

He's saying if the things that he heard disclosed him two weeks ago, if the nation were to hear that it would become unglued.

[B]

Did you see the JD Vance clip where he was talking?

[C]

No. Andy mentioned it.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I didn't. I'll send it because that's something that needs to be played, too, because that has. Right into what we're talking about.

[C]

It's just. It's. It's weird and it's creepy. Just creepy timing, too, with all this war stuff.

[B]

And, you know, if there. If there is a setup, they're doing it. Well, make it ominous. Make it vague. Make us talk about it, and then drop something. But, yeah, let's watch this. This is.

[D]

Tell me when, because I keep doing it at the wrong time, and then we're. I have to play catch up.

[C]

All right, hold on.

[A]

There's nothing to really see. You just need to hear it.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

All right. Ready?

[B]

Go.

[C]

Oh, gosh. Why is it, dude, you do that, where it clicks in and it, like, highlights that?

[A]

Yeah, it's like, oh, I want to know. I don't think they're I don't think they're aliens. I think they're demons anyway, but that's a longer discussion.

[C]

Well, I can't let you go without

[A]

a follow up on that, because Barack

[C]

Obama is on this podcast and he

[B]

goes, yeah, aliens are real, but, like, here's where they're not.

[C]

And, you know, so Obama says, he gets asked point blank, alien, are aliens real?

[B]

Goes, oh, yeah.

[C]

And he goes, but they're not at Area 51. Well, where are they? Well, that's what he says.

[E]

Right.

[C]

There's a great question. Trump had to go save him and he said he think they're demons.

[A]

Well, look, I think that celestial beings who fly around, who do weird things to people, I think that the desire to describe everything celestial, everything, is otherworldly, to describe it as aliens. I mean, every great world religion, including Christianity, the one that I believe in, has understood that there are weird things out there and there are things that are very difficult to explain. And I naturally go when I hear about sort of extra natural phenomenon, that's where I go to is the Christian understanding that, you know, there's a lot of good out there, but there's also some evil out there. And I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people we never exist.

[C]

We saw.

[A]

Yeah. So Obama says aliens are real. JD Vance says they're demons. Feels like they're just feeding into, like, what the Internet is saying. Yep.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So once again, they're trying to convince they're real. They're real, they exist, they're around us. But what's the one, two punch like? We got that. What's the thing coming now?

[C]

What are we gonna do?

[A]

Yeah. Chris Bledsoe says there's a big knowledge coming this month.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Well, when this comes out, it would have been on Easter.

[D]

Who says?

[A]

Oh, he said it. He was on Easter.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Interesting.

[C]

Chris Bledsoe.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[C]

My absolute favorite.

[D]

We're sad for him. That's it.

[C]

Yeah, it is. It's super sad because I fully believe he's being deceived.

[D]

But there was a story that we heard through our favorite channel, Harmony. Right. It was Harmony talking about a deception that happened to a monk.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

That was a fascinating story.

[D]

Literally, there was an angel appearing, talking to him.

[C]

Well, this is how it happened.

[B]

The.

[C]

The monk was basically like, I want to become a hermit. So he went to his elder monk, he said, I want to become a hermit. I want to live the hermit lifestyle.

[A]

Sure.

[C]

And he says, you're too young. He said, it's not. You're not ready to live this hermit lifestyle. And he's like, I'm gonna do it anyways. So he goes and he finds a cave living in this cave is visited by an angel. And this angel taught him a vast amount of scripture to where he, like people from all over would come to him with the knowledge of scripture. But the caveat was that this angel never said the name Jesus Christ. Never talked about the New Testament.

[D]

Yeah. And in fact, removed the New Testament from his reading. And he also said, you don't need to pray anymore. I'm praying on your behalf.

[C]

Yeah, you no longer need to pray anymore. I'm praying on your behalf.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

Come to find out, obviously, this. It was a demon that he was.

[A]

That was teaching him, taking the name of Jesus and prayer. Our powers out of his are his hands. That's crazy.

[D]

And it went to the point the guy became so deranged and, like, obsessed that he forgot how to read. He could not read anymore.

[C]

Oh, my God. The demon took away his ability to read.

[B]

Josh.

[D]

He goes on. He goes on obviously, to, like, they go check on him. His monk buddies go check on him and then discover the oppression and save him. And then the guy goes on to be a saint, which I think is really cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We all need some monk buddies.

[C]

We all need some monk buddies.

[D]

I'll be your monk buddy.

[C]

All right. Are you ready for this?

[D]

Oh, boy.

[A]

We have so much.

[D]

What are we talking about? Now?

[B]

You set this up for me and I want to. I want to hear it.

[C]

This. Listen, I'll tell you. He's trying to tell you the most evidence based UFO encounter I've ever come across.

[A]

Whoa.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

And I've never heard about it until now. Until now.

[A]

Okay,

[C]

it is called the Cash Landrum incident.

[D]

Is it K or C?

[C]

C? Why does that matter?

[D]

It just makes me think of different regions.

[C]

Cash Landrum incident. Okay, what happened? December 29, 1980, there was this lady, her name was Betty Cash. And then her neighbor, lady, Vicki Landrum, and her grandson, Colby Landrum. We're driving in this rural, rural, rural part of Texas.

[B]

I hate that word.

[C]

Happened. Small town of Dayton, Texas, in Liberty County. They're driving along this road in a really secluded part of Texas. It was starting to get dark and they saw this super bright light ahead, like right in the middle of the road. It was just straight, like, it was like trees on both sides going down. So bright. And they kept on getting closer. And Vicki Landrum, the grandmother, she's like, surely this is Jesus coming back because of how intensely bright this thing was.

[A]

And supernatural. Yeah.

[C]

They drove up on it. Betty was driving.

[B]

She.

[C]

They got about, I think they said, about like 300ft from this thing. And they. They said the best way they could describe it was this diamond shaped thing. Bright, they said as bright as the sun. But there's fire spitting out of the bottom, like, sputtering like that. I'm like, what in the world is that? Betty gets out of the car. She's standing there staring at it. And they said the heat coming off of it was just intense.

[A]

Even from that far away.

[C]

Even from that far away. She gets back in the car and then they say the report is 20 to 25 helicopters come and swarm around this thing. And later on they asked like, what these helicopter helicopters looked like. And they're described and they're like, oh, this sounds like the Boeing CH47 Chinook, which is a military helicopter. And they said that they. It's almost like they escorted this diamond UFO away. And they're like, that was crazy. And they all the Betty and what's her face. Betty and Vicky were like, let's not tell anybody what we just. That was crazy. And Colby, the boy, he was seven years old. I don't know if I said that. So a little kid.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But they get home and they notice pretty instantly that they feel. All of them feel sick.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

In fact, they start throwing up diarrhea. Their skin starts peeling off, radiation peeling off everywhere. And Betty had the worst of it. She was the one that got out of the car and she actually. Vicky. They're having these symptoms like skin peeling off, diarrhea, throwing up, super weak. So Vicki's like, I need to go check on Betty. Betty's almost dead. She's so sick she can't even get up to get a glass of water. Vicki rushes her to the hospital and they're like, we don't. We don't know what happened to you. And they refuse to say what happened to him.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because they're like, that was the weirdest experience we've ever had. Another week goes by. Betty starts losing hair.

[A]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

Drastically. And then starts getting more sick. Like blisters are popping up everywhere. In fact, they can't even touch warm water. They can't go into the sun because it just burning their skin.

[D]

Neuropathy or something.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. And so they bring them back and then that's where they say, this is what we experience. And because the doctor's like, what you have is complete a blast. Of radiation. And they explained what happened. And the doctor's like, what the heck?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But basically, it goes through the funnels. This is at the time where they're doing the project blue book. So the government was investigating UFO incidents. There's a man from NASA, and I forgot to write his name down, but he was heavily involved in investigating this thing. And he's like, everything's lining up to where you saw something. There is physical evidence, meaning you. You all have radiation poisoning and just went down investigating. Couldn't get anywhere with it, obviously. But he even's like, I'm gonna hire my own private investigator to look into this stuff. Hires a private investigator. This private investigator was a pilot. So what he did, just took his plane. He flew over the region where this incident happened, Took pictures, apparently, said he saw stuff. The next day, he gets home, his house has been broken into. Camera film gone.

[A]

You kidding me? You're joking.

[C]

Camera film is gone.

[A]

Yeah, of course it is.

[C]

What this ultimately leads to is that Betty and why can't I remember her name? Vicky. Betty and Vicky. Like, we are. We have. We feel like we have enough evidence and confidence to sue the US Government.

[D]

Nice.

[C]

And so they go to court with the U.S. government, specifically the U.S. navy. And that's why it was helicopter or the air force. Was a navy or air force. I think Air force.

[B]

I mean, they both have aviation.

[C]

Yeah, sorry. The u. S. Air force and the US government. And the lawsuit was for $20 million for damages, obviously, for traumatic experiences. And before it can even go to trial, the general of the air force is meeting with the judge. And then the judge comes out and says, well, I'm not bringing this to court. He said, I am not doubting that what you saw was real. He said, in fact, you obviously were all blasted by radiation, but there's no solid proof. He said, I can't look in the classified documents that could lead this back to the US Government. So there's no case.

[A]

That's the biggest load of baloney.

[C]

And so they just had to live the rest of their lives. In fact, sadly, Betty ends up developing breast cancer very shortly after this. Eventually dies of cancer. But it just went on like the judge is like, something did happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No one's questioning that. In fact, all doctors, the NASA do. They're like, they. What they experienced was in fact, real because they were completely blasted by radiation. But they're like, we cannot connect it back to the US Government or the air force.

[A]

Yeah, they saw them as expendables, like, just. Just about like, you have three people. It's not a big deal, but they

[D]

have these huge budgets from all of our taxpayer dollars. They can't throw them a bone.

[B]

No.

[C]

Because then that would be like, admission. Admission.

[A]

Yeah. Confirming it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's crazy, man. That's wild.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Is there any other evidence?

[C]

No, that's it. That was just really the physical symptoms.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And these ladies, they're just. Just normal ladies. In fact, they refused to tell anyone about the incident until it became like, my hair is falling out and I'm dying.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, what happened to you? This giant thing was pulsating. Got out of the car. Now I'm dying.

[A]

Yeah. How do you explain that? You look like a crazy person.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But then you have actual physical proof your body's falling apart.

[C]

And this is kind of like a rendering of, like, what they kind of saw or like, they did, like, a drawing depiction of it.

[A]

Senate.

[C]

Yeah. But, yeah, I've never heard that.

[A]

No.

[C]

Of just being like, wow. Everyone's like, yeah, you. You saw something and there's physical evidence to that.

[A]

Yeah. It's right on the coast, too. Weird.

[C]

Isn't that crazy?

[D]

That's so crazy.

[A]

Strange, man. Makes you wonder.

[C]

Makes you wonder.

[A]

It kind of reminds me of the I did Australian story. The family that had that light that followed the car and stuff.

[C]

I know another symptom, too. I forgot to say this was she. Every day. Her eye prescription was changing. It was degrading.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

And she formed cataracts, like, within a couple months.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I mean, like, blasted by radiation, basically.

[A]

You had to have been. Yeah. That's crazy. That's so sad.

[C]

I know. But that's the Cash Landrum incident. You know who does a great podcast on it is the Conspiracy Theories.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, they do a really good segment on it, but. Yeah, man.

[B]

Can I piggyback a story? It's super short.

[C]

Hop on, buddy.

[B]

Dude, there's a weird way to say that. No, this is called the Pascagoula abduction. Have we talked about that? Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

So, short story, they were in Mississippi, fishing a river.

[C]

I've heard this I don't know if we talked about.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, they get abducted and, you know, typical experience, they encounter. Robotic, though, is what they say. Like, robotic beings. And when they suddenly reappear on the bank of the. The shore, they, like, drive away. But then, like, have this ominous feeling where they. Looking back. And they said they see things. Watching them. Tall, slender, robotic creatures, like beings on the. Like silhouette on the hillside. But they're, they're somehow keeping up with them. But they're, they don't appear to be running. They're just, there's something happening. They're like, I can't process how these things are following us. But it was like they were kind of observing. Like we took them, we put them back, let's see how this goes. And then they just disappear. Well, they immediately report themselves to or report the incident to the sheriff and at the police station they're like, these guys are full of it. And so they polygraph test, they're passing everything. They're like, okay, well they're like list, just put them in a room. Let's put these two guys in a room and see how like their story is going to fall apart. They didn't let them know they were being recorded. So they like put a device and they're like, you guys go chill. And apparently the guy's still like shaking and freaking out. Like continued to talk about what are we going to do? And so like they nothing ever got found out about it. But these two dudes who like literally just like good old boys fishing continued in a state of panic, they sort of definitively they believe together their experience was real. Yeah, it's like, like what do you say to that? Like, yeah, you know, they're either both having the same like one person seeing something psychosis. Sure. Two people having the exact same things, being interviewed in different rooms, having corroborating stories, putting them together. They're still freaking out together. All you can say is you did encounter something. I don't know what it was, but

[A]

yeah, that's the terrifying spot to be in.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No one believes you hate it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Those stories exist and exist and exist and it's.

[C]

Yeah. Well the radiation burns, that's real. Yeah. That's a very common thing with people that encounter UFOs is radiation burns.

[A]

Yeah. And how often you come against that much radiation exposure on a day to day basis.

[C]

Have you heard the theory that Steven Spielberg has been previewed to a lot of classified UFO information.

[A]

Makes sense. I mean the Pentagon and all that stuff, they're having their own ministry.

[C]

Encounters of the third kind. You know, the movie did a long, long time ago. Just how many things were accurate without people knowing like what UFOs and stuff were like really all about? Yeah, there's that one incident where the UFO like flies and like hits like a road and it gets really close to the guy. When it flies off, he has the radiation burn sunburn on the side of his face and it's like. That's a. That's a very.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Small detail to put in. That's like accurate to like real ufo.

[A]

Yeah. Encounters that you just come up with on your own.

[D]

Why? Does it have radiation? No. Is it because it was in space? Does it carry it like a film?

[C]

I think it's government. Yeah.

[B]

Energy. Who knows?

[C]

I don't know. I mean, the sun has radiation, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What right do we believe?

[A]

Leave it in the comments.

[D]

Well, I have bad feelings. Thanks, guys.

[C]

You're welcome. Don't feel bad. Feel glad. Speaking of feeling glad, we got another episode right after this on patreon.com forward/ninjas or butterflies. And hopefully by now you've commented on this video on Spotify or YouTube and. And then we'll pick a winner to send some merch to.

[A]

Yeah. And honestly the more you comment, the more higher odds you got.

[C]

That's true. And if you like this video too.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

Likes help a lot.

[A]

Yeah. And we got a lot of discuss on Patreon because we have someone to do with the. The partner of Macron. Oh yes. And an astronaut that had to be taken off the iss.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Because he forgot how to speak.

[D]

Oh no. That's so interesting. And I want to talk about the picture beast.

[B]

Oh, okay. I've got an Argentinian pyramid that they can't explain.

[D]

Cool.

[C]

I actually really wanted to hear that.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So you guys want to go to Patreon for that?

[B]

Thank you for picking my story. Out of all of the stories is the one you wanted to hear his

[D]

eyes tweaked up in an interesting way when I talked about mine.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm just inciting chaos and I have

[C]

a little bit of a story about our. Our buddy Cardinal Pizzabala.

[D]

Pizza ball.

[C]

Anyways, go to patreon.com/ninjas. Butterflies. We love you guys. Go Sunday.

[B]

Cool.

[C]

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[A]

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[C]

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[B]

Tell me how to keep a baby asleep.

[C]

Yep. Love you guys.

[A]

Love you so much. Thanks for watching.

[B]

Bye Bye.

[D]

Bye bye.

[B]

What you're about to see. Wow.

[D]

May disturb you.

[B]

Any of you know what these multi decade UAP dolphins are?

[E]

Aliens.

[A]

Bottle nose fish pics.

[D]

There's a massive police response.

[A]

Oh, the dolphin thing.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

Dolphin style attack.

[E]

If I leave, I lose my family. If I stay, I lose my mind. But they say that just transformation. Leave yourself behind.

[A]

I accidentally joined a cult.

[C]

Should have seen the red flags. That's my fault. And I know it sounds a little

[E]

messed up, but I drank the Kool Aid in my cup.