Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 189

"What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO"

Release Date: April 10, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, and team

Episode Overview

This wild and meandering episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies finds the hosts in prime form. Amidst a cocktail of conspiracy theories, current events, UFO tales, and offbeat humor, the crew dissects everything from military bunkers beneath the White House to sinister Freemason plots and a shockingly credible Texas UFO encounter. Along the way, they riff on AI, government psyops, bizarre health trends, and even offer a satirical song about accidentally joining a cult. The episode is rich in both laughs and moments of genuine intrigue, perfect for conspiracy enthusiasts and comedy fans alike.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Banter, Updates, and Life Stuff

(00:00–08:00)

The hosts riff on podcast housekeeping—YouTube algorithm tricks, audience giveaways, and parental sleep deprivation.
Personal updates include baby woes, body transformations, and supportive health shoutouts (Genesis Health).
Lighthearted jokes about haircuts, feeling “postpartum,” and exercise routines set a relaxed but punchy tone.

“Guess what? Us here at Sunday Cool, we make all those things… hats, stickers, shirts.” — Josh (50:44)

2. Comedy Song: "I Accidentally Joined a Cult"

(13:07–16:39)

An original satirical song about stumbling into a cult, inspired by a recent binge of cult documentaries.

“Should have seen the red flags, that’s my fault. And I know it sounds a little messed up, but I drank the Kool-Aid in my cup…” — Group, singing (14:01)

Memorable moment: The hosts struggle to remember lyrics, which somehow makes the performance even funnier.
(16:17)

3. Taxes, Government Hypocrisy, and Privilege

(22:32–26:46)

Rant on over 100,000 federal workers (including 5,000 IRS employees) who haven’t paid their taxes, thwarting conventional expectations.
Playful ideas about alternative “tax punishment,” including Hunger Games and “PD Plus”—privatized, premium police response.

"There should be different rules. If you’re part of the federal government, you should have a stricter guideline on paying your taxes.” — Andy (24:23)

4. AI, Psyops, and Existential Dread

(32:08–44:19, 40:31–44:01)

Discussion of OpenAI’s massive government contract and the unsettling shift from Claude (Anthropic) to ChatGPT for military projects.
Ruminations on information overload and society’s obsession with diagnosing instead of acting, especially in churches and small groups.
Musings about AI as a “spirit thing,” and tech worker burnout—suggesting those exposed to advanced AI often flee for the arts.

“I really think AI is some sort of spirit thing. We do all these seances, and now it’s available to every single person…” — Andy (41:02)

5. Conspiracies in the Food Chain: Monsanto, Bill Gates, Toxic Chemicals

(44:01–54:25)

Deep-dive into glyphosate (Monsanto's pesticide), cancer rates in rural states, and Bill Gates’ alleged involvement in tick research and “plandemic” strategies.
Reports of boxes of ticks being dumped in fields, possible vaccine pushes for Lyme disease, and the overlapping board memberships between Gates Foundation, Pfizer, Facebook, and OpenAI.
“Lab-grown cancer meat” is discussed—the idea that scalable lab meat culture is achieved by intentionally triggering cancer-like cellular replication.

“Give the meat cancer. You guys are missing a lot of gas from Lily right now.” — Andrew (53:52)

6. Government Secrets: Military Bunker Under White House

(34:32–36:54, 34:36–35:18)

Confirmation that a military complex is indeed being built under the White House, as revealed by a lawsuit and discussed publicly by Trump.
Private donors fueling a mysterious White House ballroom renovation, suggesting a hidden agenda.

“It just came out through a lawsuit that they are, in fact, building a military complex under the White House.” — Josh (34:38)

7. Freemason Murder Spree in France

(72:24–78:42)

Shady trial in France: 22 defendants (including Freemasons, intelligence agents, police, businessmen) accused of murder, attempted murder, and conspiracy.
Plot involved using government-sanctioned assassinations for personal/business rivalries, with high-level “patsies” carrying out hits under the guise of nationalism.

“These dudes thought they were doing secret missions for the French state… but in reality, they’re being used for business disputes, personal revenge, and money.” — Josh (74:49)

Brief exploration of Freemason generational curses, fueled by a renowned exorcist’s claims of chronic spiritual oppression linked to ancestral lodge oaths.
(75:30–77:04)

8. Strange Phenomena: Red Skies, Angelic AI, and the Spooky

(79:36–80:58, 65:42–69:37)

Recap of viral “blood red” skies in Australia and Crete, attributed to dust storms but visually apocalyptic—video clips shared.
Reactions to uncanny AI behaviors, including a robot that “breathes” like a living thing and AI educators faking sneezes/coughs.
Deep reflection on the biblical language of angels (wheels within wheels, etc.), and AI replicating life functions.

“The first thing [the AI] did was breathe. Fires it up and… it’s just weird that it follows the same—like, I’m gonna take a visual breath as I engage with you.” — Andrew (68:54)

9. Aliens, Demons, and Disclosure

(81:04–87:16)

Recent Congressional briefings suggest UFO information is so volatile it would “set the country on fire.”
(82:24–83:17)

“If they would release the things that I've seen... you’d stay up at night worrying about or thinking about this stuff.” — Tim Burchett, TN Rep. (82:34)

JD Vance speculates on national TV: “I think they’re demons, anyway, but that’s a longer discussion.”
(84:35–85:54)
Story of a monk “deceived” by an angel who omitted the name of Jesus and told him to stop praying—a warning about spiritual discernment and UFO phenomena.
(86:54–88:22)

10. The Cash-Landrum UFO Incident (Texas, 1980): A Convincing Encounter

(88:30–97:13)

Betty Cash, Vicki Landrum, and her 7-year-old grandson saw an intensely bright diamond-shaped craft spewing fire in rural Texas. Swarmed by 20–25 military helicopters, their car and bodies were subjected to extreme heat and radiation.
They all experienced rapid-onset radiation poisoning—vomiting, skin blistering, hair loss, rapidly worsening eye health, and one eventually died of cancer.
NASA and private investigators got involved but evidence (like aerial photos) mysteriously disappeared. Their lawsuit against the government failed—despite credible physical proof, the judge claimed he could not, for “classified reasons,” allow the case.

“He said, ‘I am not doubting that what you saw was real… but there’s no solid proof, I can’t look in the classified documents that could lead this back to the US Government. So there's no case.’” — Josh (95:22)

11. Addendum: More UFOs, Government Knowledge, and Recurring Patterns

(97:56–101:22)

The Pascagoula abduction: Two Mississippi fishermen abducted, polygraph tested, passed. Secret police recording captured their raw panic, cementing that their experience (whatever it was) was authentic.
Radiation burns: A well-known side effect for credible close encounters—discussed with reference to Steven Spielberg movies embedding “insider” UFO details.
Musings on why craft would emit radiation, speculation on government technology, and ancient astronaut/conspiracy links.

Notable Quotes & Moments

On Generational Curses:
“He can find a family member, like a direct descendant, like a father or a grandfather that was in the freemasons group… what he does is he has these folks renounce these oaths on behalf of their ancestors as a sort of exorcism.” — Lily/Josh (76:02)
On US Government and UFO Disclosure:
“If the things that he heard disclosed him two weeks ago… if the nation would hear that it would become unglued.” — Josh (83:42)
On AI and Psyops:
“The church lives in a doom loop… quit trying to figure out the problem and just go do what you know within yourself is a nice thing to do.” — Andrew (33:46)
On Living Off the Grid:
“I want a full-on—let’s do a big old community garden. None of us have to go buy any produce or anything. We eat seasonally. Stuff that we grow… and then we do our own chicken.” — Lily (58:29)

Timestamps for Major Segments

00:00 – Intros, podcast housekeeping, and banter
13:07 – "Accidentally Joined a Cult" song
22:32 – US tax avoidance in government; rant
34:36 – Military bunker under the White House discussion
44:19 – Glyphosate/rural cancer rates/Bill Gates “plandemic” theorizing
65:42 – “What would it actually be like to see an angel?”
72:24 – Freemason murder plot in France
79:36 – Red skies in Australia/Crete
81:04 – Aliens/demon theories and Congressional briefings
88:30 – Cash-Landrum UFO incident (major segment)
97:56 – Pascagoula abduction, UFO side effects
101:22 – Episode wrap-up, Patreon teasers

The Episode's Energy & Tone

ADD-fueled, often hilarious tangents interwoven with earnest curiosity.
Regular pivots between absurdist comedy and dead-serious conspiracy speculation.
Self-aware: hosts poke fun at their own spiraling (and sometimes spooky) threads.

For New Listeners

Is it worth it? Absolutely—even if you’re new to the show. This episode’s meaty conspiracy content is balanced with enough questions, laughter, and wild stories to entertain even the most skeptical listener. If you want a taste of nearly every 21st-century paranoia—served with improv wit—listen in or read above!

Memorable Outro:
“We love you guys… tell us how to get a baby to sleep in the comments, and don’t forget—the more you comment, the higher your odds to win some Ninja Swag!” (101:44, end)

For Deeper Dives:
Check the Patreon for extended discussions on celebrity scandals, astronaut mind games, and forbidden pyramids.

(Ad reads and promotional bits have been omitted for clarity and brevity.)

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 189

"What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO"

Release Date: April 10, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, and team

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Banter, Updates, and Life Stuff

(00:00–08:00)

The hosts riff on podcast housekeeping—YouTube algorithm tricks, audience giveaways, and parental sleep deprivation.
Personal updates include baby woes, body transformations, and supportive health shoutouts (Genesis Health).
Lighthearted jokes about haircuts, feeling “postpartum,” and exercise routines set a relaxed but punchy tone.

“Guess what? Us here at Sunday Cool, we make all those things… hats, stickers, shirts.” — Josh (50:44)

2. Comedy Song: "I Accidentally Joined a Cult"

(13:07–16:39)

An original satirical song about stumbling into a cult, inspired by a recent binge of cult documentaries.

“Should have seen the red flags, that’s my fault. And I know it sounds a little messed up, but I drank the Kool-Aid in my cup…” — Group, singing (14:01)

Memorable moment: The hosts struggle to remember lyrics, which somehow makes the performance even funnier.
(16:17)

3. Taxes, Government Hypocrisy, and Privilege

(22:32–26:46)

Rant on over 100,000 federal workers (including 5,000 IRS employees) who haven’t paid their taxes, thwarting conventional expectations.
Playful ideas about alternative “tax punishment,” including Hunger Games and “PD Plus”—privatized, premium police response.

"There should be different rules. If you’re part of the federal government, you should have a stricter guideline on paying your taxes.” — Andy (24:23)

4. AI, Psyops, and Existential Dread

(32:08–44:19, 40:31–44:01)

Discussion of OpenAI’s massive government contract and the unsettling shift from Claude (Anthropic) to ChatGPT for military projects.
Ruminations on information overload and society’s obsession with diagnosing instead of acting, especially in churches and small groups.
Musings about AI as a “spirit thing,” and tech worker burnout—suggesting those exposed to advanced AI often flee for the arts.

“I really think AI is some sort of spirit thing. We do all these seances, and now it’s available to every single person…” — Andy (41:02)

5. Conspiracies in the Food Chain: Monsanto, Bill Gates, Toxic Chemicals

(44:01–54:25)

Deep-dive into glyphosate (Monsanto's pesticide), cancer rates in rural states, and Bill Gates’ alleged involvement in tick research and “plandemic” strategies.
Reports of boxes of ticks being dumped in fields, possible vaccine pushes for Lyme disease, and the overlapping board memberships between Gates Foundation, Pfizer, Facebook, and OpenAI.
“Lab-grown cancer meat” is discussed—the idea that scalable lab meat culture is achieved by intentionally triggering cancer-like cellular replication.

“Give the meat cancer. You guys are missing a lot of gas from Lily right now.” — Andrew (53:52)

6. Government Secrets: Military Bunker Under White House

(34:32–36:54, 34:36–35:18)

Confirmation that a military complex is indeed being built under the White House, as revealed by a lawsuit and discussed publicly by Trump.
Private donors fueling a mysterious White House ballroom renovation, suggesting a hidden agenda.

“It just came out through a lawsuit that they are, in fact, building a military complex under the White House.” — Josh (34:38)

7. Freemason Murder Spree in France

(72:24–78:42)

Shady trial in France: 22 defendants (including Freemasons, intelligence agents, police, businessmen) accused of murder, attempted murder, and conspiracy.
Plot involved using government-sanctioned assassinations for personal/business rivalries, with high-level “patsies” carrying out hits under the guise of nationalism.

“These dudes thought they were doing secret missions for the French state… but in reality, they’re being used for business disputes, personal revenge, and money.” — Josh (74:49)

Brief exploration of Freemason generational curses, fueled by a renowned exorcist’s claims of chronic spiritual oppression linked to ancestral lodge oaths.
(75:30–77:04)

8. Strange Phenomena: Red Skies, Angelic AI, and the Spooky

(79:36–80:58, 65:42–69:37)

Recap of viral “blood red” skies in Australia and Crete, attributed to dust storms but visually apocalyptic—video clips shared.
Reactions to uncanny AI behaviors, including a robot that “breathes” like a living thing and AI educators faking sneezes/coughs.
Deep reflection on the biblical language of angels (wheels within wheels, etc.), and AI replicating life functions.

“The first thing [the AI] did was breathe. Fires it up and… it’s just weird that it follows the same—like, I’m gonna take a visual breath as I engage with you.” — Andrew (68:54)

9. Aliens, Demons, and Disclosure

(81:04–87:16)

Recent Congressional briefings suggest UFO information is so volatile it would “set the country on fire.”
(82:24–83:17)

“If they would release the things that I've seen... you’d stay up at night worrying about or thinking about this stuff.” — Tim Burchett, TN Rep. (82:34)

JD Vance speculates on national TV: “I think they’re demons, anyway, but that’s a longer discussion.”
(84:35–85:54)
Story of a monk “deceived” by an angel who omitted the name of Jesus and told him to stop praying—a warning about spiritual discernment and UFO phenomena.
(86:54–88:22)

10. The Cash-Landrum UFO Incident (Texas, 1980): A Convincing Encounter

(88:30–97:13)

Betty Cash, Vicki Landrum, and her 7-year-old grandson saw an intensely bright diamond-shaped craft spewing fire in rural Texas. Swarmed by 20–25 military helicopters, their car and bodies were subjected to extreme heat and radiation.
They all experienced rapid-onset radiation poisoning—vomiting, skin blistering, hair loss, rapidly worsening eye health, and one eventually died of cancer.
NASA and private investigators got involved but evidence (like aerial photos) mysteriously disappeared. Their lawsuit against the government failed—despite credible physical proof, the judge claimed he could not, for “classified reasons,” allow the case.

“He said, ‘I am not doubting that what you saw was real… but there’s no solid proof, I can’t look in the classified documents that could lead this back to the US Government. So there's no case.’” — Josh (95:22)

11. Addendum: More UFOs, Government Knowledge, and Recurring Patterns

(97:56–101:22)

The Pascagoula abduction: Two Mississippi fishermen abducted, polygraph tested, passed. Secret police recording captured their raw panic, cementing that their experience (whatever it was) was authentic.
Radiation burns: A well-known side effect for credible close encounters—discussed with reference to Steven Spielberg movies embedding “insider” UFO details.
Musings on why craft would emit radiation, speculation on government technology, and ancient astronaut/conspiracy links.

Notable Quotes & Moments

On Generational Curses:
“He can find a family member, like a direct descendant, like a father or a grandfather that was in the freemasons group… what he does is he has these folks renounce these oaths on behalf of their ancestors as a sort of exorcism.” — Lily/Josh (76:02)
On US Government and UFO Disclosure:
“If the things that he heard disclosed him two weeks ago… if the nation would hear that it would become unglued.” — Josh (83:42)
On AI and Psyops:
“The church lives in a doom loop… quit trying to figure out the problem and just go do what you know within yourself is a nice thing to do.” — Andrew (33:46)
On Living Off the Grid:
“I want a full-on—let’s do a big old community garden. None of us have to go buy any produce or anything. We eat seasonally. Stuff that we grow… and then we do our own chicken.” — Lily (58:29)

Timestamps for Major Segments

00:00 – Intros, podcast housekeeping, and banter
13:07 – "Accidentally Joined a Cult" song
22:32 – US tax avoidance in government; rant
34:36 – Military bunker under the White House discussion
44:19 – Glyphosate/rural cancer rates/Bill Gates “plandemic” theorizing
65:42 – “What would it actually be like to see an angel?”
72:24 – Freemason murder plot in France
79:36 – Red skies in Australia/Crete
81:04 – Aliens/demon theories and Congressional briefings
88:30 – Cash-Landrum UFO incident (major segment)
97:56 – Pascagoula abduction, UFO side effects
101:22 – Episode wrap-up, Patreon teasers

The Episode's Energy & Tone

ADD-fueled, often hilarious tangents interwoven with earnest curiosity.
Regular pivots between absurdist comedy and dead-serious conspiracy speculation.
Self-aware: hosts poke fun at their own spiraling (and sometimes spooky) threads.

For New Listeners

For Deeper Dives:
Check the Patreon for extended discussions on celebrity scandals, astronaut mind games, and forbidden pyramids.

(Ad reads and promotional bits have been omitted for clarity and brevity.)

189 - What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 189

"What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO"

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Banter, Updates, and Life Stuff

2. Comedy Song: "I Accidentally Joined a Cult"

3. Taxes, Government Hypocrisy, and Privilege

4. AI, Psyops, and Existential Dread

5. Conspiracies in the Food Chain: Monsanto, Bill Gates, Toxic Chemicals

6. Government Secrets: Military Bunker Under White House

7. Freemason Murder Spree in France

8. Strange Phenomena: Red Skies, Angelic AI, and the Spooky

9. Aliens, Demons, and Disclosure

10. The Cash-Landrum UFO Incident (Texas, 1980): A Convincing Encounter

11. Addendum: More UFOs, Government Knowledge, and Recurring Patterns

Notable Quotes & Moments

Timestamps for Major Segments

The Episode's Energy & Tone

For New Listeners

Summary

Ninjas Are Butterflies – Episode 189

"What's Under the White House? A Freemason Murder Spree & a Texas UFO"

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Banter, Updates, and Life Stuff

2. Comedy Song: "I Accidentally Joined a Cult"

3. Taxes, Government Hypocrisy, and Privilege

4. AI, Psyops, and Existential Dread

5. Conspiracies in the Food Chain: Monsanto, Bill Gates, Toxic Chemicals

6. Government Secrets: Military Bunker Under White House

7. Freemason Murder Spree in France

8. Strange Phenomena: Red Skies, Angelic AI, and the Spooky

9. Aliens, Demons, and Disclosure

10. The Cash-Landrum UFO Incident (Texas, 1980): A Convincing Encounter

11. Addendum: More UFOs, Government Knowledge, and Recurring Patterns

Notable Quotes & Moments

Timestamps for Major Segments

The Episode's Energy & Tone

For New Listeners