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Andy
11 scientists have gone missing. The connections are weird and out of this world, literally.
Josh
And this is for you, nighty kids, because the Curse of the Power Rangers is what I'm gonna be talking about today. It's scary. It's silly. Not so much. It's actually really terrifying. You're not gonna like it.
Lily
And new footage has just come out in a documentary confirming Bob Lazar's story. It's freaky, and you're not gonna want to miss it. Also, we talk about twins and how they're possibly telepathically connected in ways we don't even understand. You're gonna want to see this.
Lil
Don't even stop. Start this podcast unless you have commented and did what?
Josh
They get free merch.
Lil
Because you get free merch if you do it.
Andy
We choose a winner every week.
Lil
Pause the episode right here, go down and comment something really nice about me,
Andy
and you might win free merch.
Lil
You might win free merch.
Josh
But if it's about me, I'm going
Lil
to pick you resume. This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday. Cool. So watch this or listen.
Josh
We did it, folks.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
Another one.
Andy
Hooray.
Josh
Hooray.
Andy
I got you, Chick Fil A. Oh, my goodness.
Lil
Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formula.
Josh
It did rhyme. You got to give it to her. It did rhyme.
Andy
You want to at least want a lemonade?
Lil
Yeah, please.
Josh
I don't think. I don't think this will get flagged because it's a cover and it's a spongebob song. Listen to this, Lil. You'll really appreciate this.
Lily
Closer to the mic. It's cutting out.
Josh
Isn't that good?
Lil
It's a good song.
Josh
Even. Very good.
Lil
I mean, in SpongeBob, it's good.
Josh
What about the halftime show song?
Lil
Amazing.
Josh
I used to, like, have that in my head all day long as a kid. How did it go? I don't.
Lily
I feel like I got out of spongebob too early.
Josh
I was in on spongebob from the get and then they that once this, the first movie hit, I was kind of moving out.
Lily
Same.
Lil
The first movie was phenomenal.
Josh
Yeah?
Lil
Your girls seen it?
Josh
No, I don't think so. That's the thing. They didn't have spongebob though.
Lil
The spongebob, the first spongebob movie is so funny. I cackle as a grown up.
Josh
I'm going to have to.
Lily
If you had to assign a spongebob character to every person on this podcast, who would we each be?
Lil
Oh, boy.
Josh
Squidward. Just kidding.
Andy
Lily is definitely spongebob Enough of that.
Lily
Fair or she.
Josh
Sandy cheeks. Get more sandy cheeks Vibes from sandy cheeks. Yeah, because she's intellectual, but she's silly either. No, no. Comparison is gonna be great.
Lil
Lil, we were talking last night about Taylor Hooper because Taylor Hooper listens to the show every single week, and that is just. So does he.
Josh
Really?
Lil
Every single week.
Josh
Good, bro.
Lil
And I said, I think that Taylor loves me. And Josh is like, he does. He loves you. You're his sister in law. And I was like, like a uncle. Like a Mexican uncle loves their Chihuahua. Yeah, I'm the Chihuahua and Taylor's the Mexican.
Josh
Yeah, of course. I thought the roles were reversed. That'd be a little weird.
Andy
Do you see? We should pull the clip of when I first said if you were a dog, you would be a Chihuahua.
Lil
Did you record that?
Andy
It was on the pod.
Josh
And then doesn't she just go crazy afterwards? Literally.
Lil
You told me that most of the time I'm a golden retriever, but sometimes I'm a Chihuahua. Yeah, it's such an insult.
Josh
Whoa, Easy.
Lil
Oh, my gosh.
Lily
Get out of here. Go.
Andy
So full circle. You just compared yourself to a Chihuahua.
Josh
Boom. She knew it. Deep down. Sometimes the truth hurts, you know, Speaking of shows, let's get it out of the way. Love on the spectrum.
Lil
It was good, per se.
Josh
It was interesting.
Lil
Interesting.
Josh
I love this podcast.
Lil
Amazing, dude.
Josh
So good. Did you cry during Madison and Tyler's anniversary?
Lil
No.
Josh
No.
Lil
You cried?
Josh
Oh, man. I bawled like a baby. Me and Kelsey both did.
Lil
Really?
Josh
Yeah.
Lil
I mean, we were smiling ear to ear.
Josh
Yeah, that one. Oh, gosh, it's so good. Emma. Emma, I think, is my new favorite character. The LDS girl.
Lil
She's great.
Josh
She deserves everything in the world. Yeah, she's great.
Lil
Plant cities not far from here.
Josh
No, I'm saying we could easily run into them if we wanted to.
Lil
I wonder if he does DJ shows that we could go see one. Oh, I bet they're, like, sold out.
Josh
Gosh, I bet 100%. I did get really sad whenever someone yelled at Madison. They're like, hey, Maddie.
Lil
I know.
Josh
And then she got super triggered by it and didn't, like, it doesn't affect her at all. Like, like, oh, the fame and stuff. Like wanting to go up to fan. Like, it's like, that was like. Yeah, she did not like that at all. Yeah, it's like, man, come on. Fans do better.
Andy
I just say get over it.
Lil
Honestly, I will say that. I will say that I did not know that she doesn't like a nickname. Yeah, maybe that Person didn't know. Yeah, maybe until that moment.
Josh
Well, they've never called her Maddie, so
Lil
her name is Madison.
Josh
Exactly. So why would you call her Maddie?
Lil
That's true.
Josh
Exo facto prakto.
Lil
Anyway, love on the spectrum is fantastic. Connor is not coming back. Did you hear that?
Josh
I did not hear that. I hope he finds love like I hope him and Georgie seal the deal is terrible news.
Lil
They split.
Josh
Oh, you told me that yesterday, didn't you?
Lil
You didn't finish the show.
Josh
No, I'm still getting. We're in London right now.
Lil
Oh, sorry. Ruined it.
Josh
Spoiler spoiled. Spoiler per se. Interesting. Every time I say interesting now, I feel like I said it this morning to Steve. I was like, oh, interesting. I'm like, oh, no, I can't steal Dylan's bran. It's such a good show.
Andy
Also, it's one of the best.
Josh
I'm halfway through, which is weird. Not what I expected. Astronaut's wife, right? Halfway through. I have no idea where this movie is going. And she just found out she's having twins.
Lil
Yeah. There's a very challenging part that goes against our morals.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. I think I passed it. I was like, why did I get this movie recommended to me?
Lil
It's just I. Every time I think about, like, an astronaut going to space, I think about this movie.
Josh
Yeah, it's good so far. I mean, I love Charlize Theron and Johnny Depp.
Lil
Oh, my. And Johnny Depp. Blonde hair. What is going on?
Josh
What a studio. What a stud. Am I right, Josh? He gets it.
Lil
What is that light?
Josh
It's a new light.
Lil
Red light therapy. Point it right on my forehead.
Josh
Let's have it like this far away from your face.
Lily
Do you actually want, like, red light therapy of sorts?
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
Acupuncture.
Josh
What's the. Everything's acupuncture.
Lily
I'm telling you. She puts that red light. That's the best nap I've had in a long.
Andy
Listen, I still doubt the red light therapy, but all science says that it's amazing for you, and I don't get it.
Josh
I don't know why a horror movie hasn't used it yet. Because it looks terrifying.
Andy
What movie?
Josh
Horror.
Andy
Right.
Lil
When I love seeing the videos where I never. That you boys. I love seeing the videos where it's like, the girl. The women at nighttime, they're doing their glam to prepare for the next day, and they put on, like, the lip stain and the red light mask and they've got their hair in the. And then it's like. That's a baddie. Bacon.
Josh
Batty bacon.
Lil
Put that baddie to bed and. But the husbands are like, it's so scary.
Josh
That would be funny. A scary. A scary movie from, like, a kid's perspective. But it was, like, really done, like, as a scary movie. Like, true horror. But it's like all it is. It's like it's just a mom and dad just doing their life. But it's like you put yourself in the fear of the child's eyes because everything was so much scarier back then. And so if you can, like, access
Lil
that a little bit, that's something that we should psychoanalyze. Why are you so scared?
Andy
You know, it's funny you say that. That instantly made me think of a memory that, like, I've suppressed. And it was the house I grew up in. In Apopka. There was a shower in the. Or, like, it was like a. Like, our second bathroom. And my dad had to, like, replace the floor of the shower.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And my dad's not a handyman at all. And he did this concrete mix, but it was like a gravel concrete. So, I mean, it was all. And I was so afraid of that shower.
Josh
Really?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Interesting.
Andy
Because it was dark and it was like rocks.
Lily
I'm like texture guy.
Josh
Wow.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe that's the first time I saw my dad naked. I remember. So
Josh
traumatizing. No, I take it back.
Andy
Oh, yep.
Josh
That's a. It is a funny thing. Like, there's that comment on TikTok. It's like no one lived in original life whatsoever.
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
It's like you always think you have experiences that are so unique to you.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
You know, like, no one experiences. And then someone does like, a skit on Tick Tock. And you're like, I've literally experienced this. Like, there's this one guy who's like. Like, when you're a kid and you're in bed, hopefully you guys have experienced this. If not, I feel. But like, the. Like, when. And then, like, your parents are, like, fighting in the middle of the night.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
And you just overhear it. And they're screaming. It's like. And then, like, one of the parents, like, the guy in the skit, walks into the room. He's like, you want to see how crazy your mom is? Look, this thing is like they're trying to go to sleep. And it's like, no, you want to fight, let's fight. And it's all like, oh, my gosh. I remember these nights. These are terrifying.
Andy
I didn't have that.
Josh
Okay. Well, therapy.
Lily
This episode brought to you by. Oh, interesting. Interesting.
Andy
You want a song, Ms. Lasagna? Hey, then she didn't. They don't go down the frio for nothing.
Josh
Hey, Italiano.
Lil
This might be Chef Boyardee.
Josh
Is it not great?
Lil
I love it. I love Chef Boyardee.
Andy
Are you saying it's just like, it tastes like it's from a can?
Lil
It literally tastes like Chef Boyardee. Like, it has the same flavor.
Josh
Before I became. Actually, it was like, probably the first year when I stopped of having demi, but when I became an adult, big can of SpaghettiOs, full pack of hot dogs chopped up. It won in big bowl, dude.
Andy
A full pack of.
Josh
Full pack of hot dogs.
Lil
How's your cholesterol?
Josh
Large can. I've never checked it. Large can of SpaghettiOs.
Lil
You should check it. You know what just happened?
Josh
I don't even know what cholesterol is.
Lil
Can I tell you some news that our fiends don't even know who these people are, but our dear friends Chris had a stroke in his eye yesterday. It's his second one, and it's cholesterol related. And so for weeks, he has to go every week and get a shot in his eye.
Josh
You're kidding me. Is that real?
Lil
Check your cholesterol.
Josh
What is cholesterol? I don't know. I'm not. I'm being like, jokey, man. Right now.
Lil
It's fat in your blood, right? Isn't it?
Andy
Something like that, yeah.
Josh
But they did not.
Lily
Dude, I got the fat blood.
Josh
This is hard for me to admit. I used to. I have these scars on my arm from literally donating plasma.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
For years, twice every week. There would be. Some times the machines would get clogged on people because their blood was too thick. Oh, that happened to me a couple times.
Lily
Yeah. You need to get checked, bro.
Josh
I'm better now. I feel like I'm better. I feel like I'm eating healthier, drinking healthier.
Andy
Just get it checked. Doesn't hurt.
Josh
How do you check your cholesterol? Look in the mirror.
Lil
I got it.
Josh
High cholesterol.
Lil
No, you gotta get a lot more done. And I will say that it can be a genetic thing, too, because my mom, who is so petite, I mean, she's literally not even like five foot and teeny tiny, has high cholesterol.
Lily
What does height or size have to do with it?
Andy
Typically, you associate high cholesterol with fat people. Yeah, because of fat in your blood.
Lil
Chris is not fat.
Andy
No, he's not.
Josh
He's not fat.
Andy
Chris, you're not fat. Chris.
Lil
Chris, you're fit.
Andy
You're fit, not fat.
Lily
Not your Achilles tendon.
Andy
Chris doesn't even listen. I don't think he listens to this
Josh
podcast, but guess who does. Taylor.
Andy
Taylor, my brother.
Josh
We love you, Taylor.
Andy
Do you want a song?
Lil
Yeah, play it.
Andy
All right.
Lily
Oh, that's at my mouth.
Andy
Should we even do a song?
Josh
Why? I mean, why not? We've done a song for the past, like, 100 episodes.
Andy
I don't know.
Josh
Just. Come on.
Andy
There's just a lot going on.
Josh
Like what?
Andy
The world's on fire. We're at war. There's scientists going missing.
Josh
I forgot about those guys.
Andy
I don't know. I don't know if I really want to do a song.
Josh
Andy, maybe we should
Andy
wonder where you are now? I wonder where you go? I wonder if I'll ever get to know? Cause 11 have gone missing? Or they've been found dead? Were they just afraid of the truth you spread? NASA, I'm talking to you.
Josh
Why did you lie?
Andy
Inside I cried and I say goodbye? They deny
Josh
I tried?
Andy
All the scientists are gone? They've left without a trace? You're not the only one who needs space? They've tried to cover it up? Exactly what they've done? Instead of stars, they reached for a gun? NASA, I'm talking to you.
Josh
Why you lied?
Andy
Inside
Josh
I cried
Andy
And I say goodbye? They deny
Josh
I try. Wow.
Lil
That was so epic. Good job.
Andy
I guess we did want to do a song.
Lily
I guess we did.
Josh
After all, it was in our hearts.
Lil
Interesting. It was crazy good.
Josh
Every line that we got right, I was like, the next one's a mess up. The next one's a mess up. I was looking at every single word.
Lily
I started us out slow again, so well done, boys.
Andy
We did it.
Josh
Sweating.
Lil
I gave Nicolas Cage eyeliner the tribute.
Josh
Oh, wow. That's the first time. See, this is the cool thing. Like you. You're getting creative in a new way each week.
Andy
It's so funny how Jane, every time she sees that pill, she says, that's Mommy.
Lil
It looks like me. Isn't that me? I do kind of look like.
Josh
No, that's the highest compliment in the world. Nick Cage.
Andy
I said, it is, isn't it?
Josh
You need to start watching movies with Nick Cage and see if she puts it together.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Why is Mommy looking for the Declaration of Independence?
Andy
Oh, there's a clue.
Josh
Mommy, we need AI Nicholas Cage reading her bedtime stories.
Andy
Oh, man, I love Nick Cage.
Josh
Don't we all? A national treasure for sure.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Yep. Oh, Little lol. Little lull in the pod.
Lil
Hello.
Josh
Interesting. He's the best dude. Everyone go watch the guys. Done right now.
Andy
You're done.
Josh
What? I didn't know we were doing.
Lil
Did you see the part where he was on the date and he would ask the girl with, hey, Lil, she liked it. And he'd be like, please say no.
Josh
Please say no.
Andy
Well. Please.
Josh
What?
Andy
Dude, we can't. We can't. We can't keep this up.
Josh
We're trying to fill space.
Andy
This. There's no space that needs to be filled.
Josh
Oh, no.
Lily
Is this.
Josh
Is this time?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Dang it.
Andy
I don't know. I don't even understand this question, and I'm afraid to ask it.
Lily
Yeah, yeah. You got it.
Andy
Okay. Golly, I'm. I'm gonna throw up. I think. Lily, my beautiful wife, should thanatologist be out of a job?
Lil
What? What'd you say?
Josh
Repeat it. She's not.
Andy
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Lil
The anatolist.
Andy
Oh, no. I'm sorry. Let me. Let me say it again. Lily, I love. Should thanatologists be out of a job?
Lil
Thanatologists?
Andy
Yeah. Should they be out of a job?
Lil
Yeah. I don't know what that is.
Josh
Final answer.
Lil
I don't know what they are.
Josh
Final answer.
Andy
What do you mean, you don't know what they are?
Lil
Thanatologist.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
It's literally like 80% of people.
Andy
They should be out of a job.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Well, thanatologists, of course. We all know. I think everyone watching this knows. It's a person who studies death. Dying, what happens? Psychology, The. The psychology around it.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And you. Hold on. Whoa. I just got dizzy.
Josh
Deep breath.
Andy
You think they should be out of a job?
Josh
That's what she said.
Andy
Why?
Lil
I don't like it when people die,
Andy
but shouldn't we study it to figure out how to prevent it?
Josh
Yeah.
Lil
Is that what they're doing?
Andy
I. I. We all know that's what they do.
Josh
Obviously.
Andy
That's the study of it.
Lil
I think I stumped you. I thought you thought I was. Because I think you thought I was gonna say no.
Andy
No.
Josh
What would happen if they didn't? If we weren't studying this, what would happen, Lil?
Andy
What would happen?
Josh
People live longer.
Lil
I don't know.
Josh
Forever, possibly.
Lil
I'm not familiar with the profession.
Josh
Becoming immortal, going against God.
Andy
You're the only one. Because everyone is very familiar with the profession.
Lil
Oh, yeah? Say it again.
Andy
We got a plumber. We got a doctor. We got a thanatologist.
Josh
Yeah. That's what I wanted to be when I was a Kid, three years old. That's the first word I said. Anatolist.
Andy
Yeah. And you. These are people's livelihoods. Well, they devote their lives to studying death and dying.
Lil
Maybe they should study life.
Andy
Well, they. They study it to. It's their preach life.
Josh
Who. Who are you to say their passion and desires aren't worth following?
Andy
Who are you to say that?
Lil
Me?
Josh
Who are you as a person? I don't even feel like I know you anymore.
Andy
Yeah, I don't need.
Josh
Okay.
Andy
I don't. Welcome. Welcome show. Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly. The butterfly is no doubt one of God's.
Lily
Empty your mind.
Josh
You learn martial arts.
Andy
Andrew, real question. What's one money lesson you wish you learned earlier?
Lily
Honestly, just knowing where my money was going, I feel like I figured that out way too late.
Andy
Yeah, that's most people. Especially when you're younger.
Lily
Yeah, I didn't have anything set up. No system, no plan. Was just guessing.
Andy
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Andy
Wow.
Lily
Thanks, Cash App.
Josh
You got through it, man. Good job. Good job.
Lil
Thanks for not yelling at me, guys.
Lily
Thanatologist. I wonder if that's Thanatologist, if that's the root for Thanos and his obsession with killing half the population.
Josh
Interesting.
Lil
Marvel. I love Marvel.
Lily
I hate.
Andy
Hold on.
Lily
No, we didn't. We didn't have that debate on the live. We were supposed to. You guys were talking about how you're finally getting frustrated with Marvel.
Andy
Yes.
Lily
Because for the new stuff coming out, you feel like they're.
Andy
You have to watch everything.
Lily
What changed, though? You said something. They went back and changed something.
Andy
What I saw is that they're going back and changing the. The ending of Endgame, Avengers Endgame to where it can better line up with Avengers Doomsday.
Josh
How do you do that, though?
Andy
Do you think it was doing a theatrical release?
Josh
Do you think Money grab, dude.
Lily
Was it planned to fit into the thing? Or like. Or do you think they just finished the film? They're like, well, that doesn't work. So they just.
Josh
They definitely weren't planning on bringing Robert Downey Jr. Back.
Andy
No.
Josh
When Endgame ended, I think that they
Lil
don't know how to write a movie, and so they just throw things at the wall and see what sticks. And then they're like, yeah, these guys will definitely come back and watch the same movie again. In the movie theater.
Josh
We don't talk like that.
Lily
I'm with Lily on this one.
Andy
I love Endgame. Endgame was amazing. So I'm excited for Doomsday.
Lily
I'm gonna watch it.
Andy
Like, entertaining, but it's like these new Marvel movies, it's like you need to know all the shows that they put out. You need to know all the movies that you don't want to watch that come out. Like the new Fantastic Four.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Not a good movie. Truthfully, I did not.
Josh
But they're going to be in it.
Andy
But they're going to be in it, and you're going to be like, what are they doing? And Then they had the new Wakanda movie. I don't know. Yeah, it's just too much.
Josh
It's a lot. And it's like no one else expects you to do this. No other franchise expects you to do this. Except for maybe Star wars, which is Disney. Yeah, it's a Disney problem.
Andy
They just don't know their audience.
Lily
Or they do.
Andy
No, they don't. Or their audience. I'm a Disney adult.
Josh
Yeah, I know you are. You can't stop talking about it.
Lily
Yeah, I've been getting all of the Disney, like, the psychology of how you break a child. You introduce their first trauma by causing a parent to die or a kid to be isolated and all this stuff. And so what they've created, a Disney adult is a kid who cannot separate from the safety they felt when they encountered their first trauma.
Andy
Trauma.
Lily
Which means when you're arguing with the Disney adult about why Disney isn't the best thing ever, you're telling the person, the only thing that made me safe isn't actually safety. So they fight it to the death.
Lil
I don't know if it's that hardcore, Andrew.
Andy
That is interesting, because I was watching 101 Dalmatians when my father left me.
Lil
Yeah, yeah, maybe that's. Maybe that's 0.5% of Disney adults. That can't be all Disney adults.
Andy
Okay, well, Disney adults watching this let us know what your trauma is.
Lily
But isn't it is weird that like every freaking movie we. You grew up with.
Lil
Oh, it is weird.
Lily
Parents are dead.
Lil
It's true.
Lily
Like, over and over and over again it's true.
Josh
We watched Wolf Walkers last night. It's on Apple tv. Irish hand drawn film. So good. Very, very good. Everyone go watch that one.
Lily
Dead parents.
Andy
Wolf Walkos.
Josh
Dead mom. But it's just. She's absent. She's absent. So you really don't know if she's dead or gone, but you assume she's dead.
Andy
Speaking of movies, what about Shrek?
Josh
I could take it or leave it. I just saw it in theaters last week.
Lil
Really?
Josh
No. I wish, Dude. Theatrical release of Shrek would go crazy.
Andy
Well, did you hear this new Gen Z lingo called Shreking?
Josh
Oh, yeah, it's kind of old now.
Andy
Is it? I mean, it's Gen Z, so it has to be kind of old, but I just heard about it.
Josh
That's funny.
Andy
It's. Shreking is a Gen Z term for dating someone you're not attracted to because you think they'll treat you better. It's called Shreking is That what you're doing? No.
Lily
I thought that's what you were doing.
Andy
Yeah. Is that what you're doing?
Lil
No. You're very handsome.
Andy
Thanks.
Josh
You're beautiful.
Lily
There's a study talking about.
Josh
Stop.
Lil
I ate too much ravioli. I'm gonna be sick.
Andy
You eat the whole thing?
Lil
No, Close to, though.
Josh
She's gonna turn to ogre. She eats too much ravioli.
Lily
Get out of my swamp.
Josh
It's me, Donkey.
Lily
Have you guys seen the Lord Farquaad theory? Because every. Every person in Shrek has, like, a history with, like, some sort of medieval. What's the word I'm looking for? Like, fairy tale. Fairy tale lore.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah.
Lily
The mirror and his height means he comes from which movie?
Andy
No, no. Snow White.
Lily
Snow White. He's got Snow White's hair. But he's also.
Lil
Oh, funny.
Andy
A munchkin. A dwarf. What are they?
Josh
A dwarf. What are they called now?
Lily
But that. That would mean.
Josh
What do you call those?
Lily
My dad.
Andy
What do you refer to him as?
Josh
What's okay to say now?
Lily
It changes every week.
Andy
I don't know.
Josh
Easy, Steve. Come on.
Andy
Oh, that's interesting, though.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Which one?
Lily
Well, that's. That's the debate.
Josh
So these definitely don't be grumpy. Grumpies make sense, I guess. Yeah, I'm trying to. Maybe we need to look at. Yeah, that obviously the hair. Snow White. Yeah, we need to. We need to analyze the mirror.
Lily
The mirror that he has is from the same film.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Literally has an heirloom in one of
Lil
the later Shrek movies there. The dwarves show up, though, with Snow White.
Andy
Maybe he's the son of Snow White.
Lily
Oh, that's what they say.
Josh
That's what it's. Yeah.
Andy
Oh, now I'm connecting it. What are you saying?
Lil
Yeah, we're on the same page. Joshua.
Josh
Yeah. They had one of Chad to have a crush on one of the guys.
Andy
Yeah.
Lil
Look at our brains working at the same time.
Andy
Oh, marriage, marriage. Speaking of the song.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Should we get into these scientists?
Josh
We got to, man.
Lil
What's happening? Okay, we've talked about them before, but
Andy
the major general that went missing and the two ladies connected in the same laboratory. First off, Jesse Michaels, American Alchemy. He did a video. It's about an hour and 40 minutes. He doesn't do all 11. Or it was 10, now it's 11. Actually, now it's technically 13.
Lil
What?
Josh
Really?
Lily
Really?
Andy
Yeah, I'm getting into it. But he did it on, like, maybe six of them, including Major General McCaslin and a couple others. Very detailed. Very informative. And I wanted to point out some of the things that he talked about. Cause I thought they were nuts. So where are we? Oh, yeah, dude, we got a lot to talk about. Buckle up, buckle up, buttercup. One of the scientists he talked about, he's actually an astronomer. Carl Grill. Grillmare. He was. Where was it? Was it New Mexico? Somewhere in the desert. He was a basically genius astrologists, like the four. Like he. I mean, he was making major breakthroughs in astrology. Had his own observatory on his own land, but he worked with different observatories as well. Weird story about him of how he died. This was in February. This past February. It was in December, I believe. There was a man walking on his property with a rifle. Called it in. Police come, they arrest him because the gun was not registered. He gets let out on like $3,000 bail. Has to take a gun safety course. That's it.
Lily
Slap on the wrist, I believe.
Andy
Yeah. Then it was December. January, February. So two months later, comes back to his property and shoots Carl Grill mare on his front porch.
Lily
Whoa.
Andy
No incentive, nothing. We know nothing of why he did it. Yeah, but that was it.
Lil
That's really strange behavior.
Andy
Very strange. Yeah. But Carl Jesse Michaels pointed out that he worked for the Vera, or he helped start this observatory in Chile called the Vera Rubin Observatory. And it's located in Chile, and it's meant to capture interstellar objects that are coming into our solar system.
Lil
Cool.
Andy
So that would be like the Three Eye Atlas, the Amua Mua. Remember that? A couple years ago. But it's like.
Josh
What's the translation on that?
Lily
I got nothing.
Josh
Okay. Yeah.
Lil
Star. Star.
Andy
More and more.
Lily
I think it's Fijian. I don't think it's Hawaiian.
Josh
Got it.
Andy
But so it's meant to capture that stuff. And it's saying that we've captured three interstellar interstellar objects within these past couple of years, I think in total, actually. But they're saying by the time this is up and running, we could be able to capture like 50 a year that are coming into our solar system. Within the first couple days of it getting turned on, they were able to see 2000 previously undiscovered asteroids in our solar system. But the weird thing about the Vera Rubin Observatory is that when the pictures are taken. So it takes pictures like a tile, like a. Like a grab of the night sky.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And it compiles it. And so they just keep taking pictures to see if something's changed. But when the picture is taken, no scientist can look at it. It's actually sent to the American government, the Pentagon.
Josh
What, automatically?
Andy
Automatically, yeah. And so it's sent from Chile to a building in California which is collected by the US Government. And they look at it and they observe it and then they deem it whether or not a scientist can look at it.
Josh
Why? What are they looking for?
Andy
That's the thing, that's the question. And that's what people are saying is like these connections with these people of like what they were into, they're going, they're dying, they're going missing. There's a connection that is happening. One dude's theory, which is kind of spooky, is that he believes the apophysis, that giant meteor that's supposed to come crazy close to Earth.
Lily
Right.
Andy
He believes that it's actually going to hit Earth and all these people going missing and dying, they know it. And instead of raising alarms, they're like, let's get rid of them because we can't. Chaos will ensue.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
If people know that this is going to hit.
Lil
Yeah, I'm fine with that. I like that idea. Don't tell me.
Andy
Yeah, but he's saying that's why all these.
Josh
So you're advocating for these people's deaths, that what you're saying?
Lil
Slow down.
Andy
This is a global cataclysm.
Lil
Cataclysmic event. Right. It would be global.
Andy
It would be close to it.
Lil
Yeah, yeah. So just do it. Don't tell me.
Andy
Yeah, yeah. How big is it? Like 1300ft wide or something like that. Like the size of the Eiffel Tower, basically.
Lily
This says 1-10km wide wide would cause. Would be large enough to cause global effect.
Lil
That's how the Eiffel Tower is not a kilometer, is it?
Andy
Look it up.
Lily
No, I'm just saying it'd be close.
Andy
If it's global like anyways, 3/4 of
Lil
a mile is how tall the Eiffel Tower is. No way.
Josh
And if they're not telling people, I mean that is the smart move. Your government officials, you have underground bunkers that you know, you have certain people that are going to be classified enough to go in there cleared through and you're not going to tell anyone. You're going to get rich quick. You're going to secure everything that you possibly need and then they'll probably give us a day or two heads up. That would probably be.
Andy
Because if they told us, if they pirates. If they told us now.
Josh
Yeah, that.
Andy
Because it's supposed to hit. Was it 2030 or. I think 2030.
Josh
I think that Yeah.
Lil
A lot can happen in the next four years.
Josh
Oh, yeah. There's no elections. There's no nothing. No one care.
Andy
No. Yeah, but I mean, they're saying that's why all these billionaires are building their bunkers in, like, different places, like New Zealand, Hawaii, all these different stuff. But, like, another scientist that has just become unalived is Amy Eskridge.
Lil
Yeah.
Andy
And this one. This is where it starts getting, like, I guess, like a little. You kind of just have to stop for a second and be like, why is all the news talking about this now?
Lily
I'm gonna let you finish your. What you got cocked up. But I got some stuff.
Andy
I watched some videos from Amy Eskridge. So, Amy Eskridge, a young American researcher. She was 34 years old. She unalived herself. That's what they say.
Lil
She's one of the 11.
Andy
She's one of the 11. She worked on anti gravity propulsion. Yeah, propulsion. And she apparently had some major breakthroughs. She started her own institution called the Institute for Exotic Science. And she apparently made this major breakthrough with anti gravity and was on air and talked to multiple journalists saying, my life is in danger. I will never hurt myself. If I hurt myself. You know, something happened to me. And I saw this one video one time from her where she was, like, working on her computer. This is a really weird one. This room just kind of like. I don't know, man. But, like, this is interesting. She's typing, and she's like. They're scanning my hands right now to see what I'm typing. And she's like, look at my hand. It's burnt. And you could clearly see it was like a. A major sunburn on her hand.
Lil
Well, like with a satellite, like, with
Andy
a laser or something. She's like, they. They scan stuff, like, to see where my fingers are typing on the keyboard, to see what I'm talking. Because she's like, I'm not on WI Fi. My computer. Nothing's hooked up to where they can know.
Lil
Off grid.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
Her research was unhackable where she was working. So she was saying they were using some sort of scan to get at her keystrokes.
Andy
And it's like, who wants her debt?
Lil
America.
Andy
Whatever agency, Whoever's trying to control propulsion. Yeah, but. And then she, like, went over to the window, and it looked like an X ray of herself on the window. So she's like, yeah, you see, they. But they're scanning me sitting at my computer. Like, she's like, you can see my spine. You can see my brain.
Lil
That's really bad for you.
Lily
Yeah.
Lil
She was pregnant.
Andy
Well, she's dead now.
Lil
They could just use that same laser, turn it up a few degrees.
Andy
Zap. Probably. But yeah, she was. She was talking about all this like. It's just weird how she and like I. There's. You can't really find anything on her about like what breakthrough. She was about to go like.
Lil
Yeah.
Andy
Talk about and whatnot. The way she talked, it seemed a little kooky, a little conspiracy like how she was talking.
Josh
But put yourself in that position though.
Andy
Her father, her father was a propulsion engineer at NASA. Well, so she obviously had some credibility. Right. I would say he passed away. No. And in fact he's like, everyone stop looking into this as a conspiracy.
Lil
Oh.
Andy
He said she was in a lot of pain and she's gone now. So just stop looking into it. And you're like, oh man, I don't know.
Josh
But she had legit jobs, didn't she? Yeah, yeah. I mean like there's some. Yeah. I don't know. That's weird, man.
Lily
It almost feels like something nefarious is going on with all of the other accounts. And then they put something that's easily dismissible. It's not easily dismissible, but it makes extra. Yeah, because like in that clip you're referencing where she's typing, you see your hands. Did you notice what was all over the background in the room? No. There's like. There's like a thing of Tito's next to the computer. There's like a bottle of. There's like champagne or wine.
Andy
She didn't interview too. Where she was clearly intoxicated.
Lily
So like they're making her seem to be.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Lily
You know, whatever. Easily to. Easy to dismiss.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
Wasn't us. It was these crazy people.
Andy
Yeah. It's weird. But then there's another guy. Apparently those this past week, which. It's like there's a thing. Where is it? It's like the pattern recognition. So it's like you can look at it like that. Like. Well, it's probably just now we're looking at scientists that are going missing when in fact they go missing and die every day. It's like. Well, I don't know because it seems like there's.
Lil
But they're connection. They were all connected or.
Andy
No, in some. In some fashion in the same area field.
Lil
I see.
Andy
Yeah. So it could be pattern recognition. Could not be. But this one guy, they're. They're throwing him in the mix too. This is very sad. His name is James Moffat. Moffat. I don't know how to say it.
Josh
My last name, Mofat.
Andy
But he was a engineer for NASA in propulsion, a pilot. He worked on the space shuttles, the International Space Station. This past week he was flying with him, his wife and his two sons. Son was also an engineer. Dunzo gone.
Lil
Awful.
Andy
And so it's like this is. It's just weird.
Josh
Yeah. It makes you wonder, is this one. If. If there is something malicious happening, Is it one big organization that's taking all these people out, or is it just a mixture of a lot of people that want a lot of secrets kept and it's all now just getting wonky.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And now people are putting the dots together or is it completely random and things are just happening?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And now we're connecting dots.
Andy
Jesse Michaels broke down General McAfee. Was it McAf?
Josh
I don't know.
Andy
Yeah, whatever. No, no, that was the astronomer guy, the general that we talked about a week ago or whatever.
Josh
Yeah. McCaslin that went missing.
Lily
My memory's crap, dude.
Andy
But talked about his credentials and stuff. He was. I mean, if you want to talk about a person that knows every single classified information about UFOs, secret weapon programs, he was at the top of it all. He knew everything. And Jesse Michaels made the point.
Josh
Was it William Neal McCasland McCaslin. Yeah.
Andy
And it's like this, dude, this. This just doesn't happen. This guy just doesn't. You don't just go missing.
Lily
Sure. Like that.
Andy
There's. There's something behind it.
Lily
He's the one who went for a hike and disappeared.
Andy
Yes.
Lily
Okay.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Lil
Oh, yeah, I remember.
Andy
But he took his gun.
Lil
Yeah. That is so suspect.
Andy
He left his phone, his wallet, his glasses.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Just took his gun and hiking boots.
Josh
He oversaw the Air Force Research Laboratory and oversaw afrl.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Funding for the REZAS project on the afrl. Wright Patterson afb.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
So.
Andy
Right. Patterson. And. But his wife, she's obviously. She was also worked at, I think Wright Patterson or she was in the Navy or Air Force or something like that. And she did this Facebook post where she was like. Like, we're still looking for him. She's like, he didn't know about the. The ET bodies. Like, in fact, you know what? I bet you he was actually taken up by the mothership of an alien. And she's like, but I haven't seen any alien. It's like, it was this weird. And it kind of sounded like a. Everyone stopped making up these conspiracies. It's not about aliens.
Lil
She was being silly.
Andy
Yeah. But it was just a weird thing to say.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
I don't know. But the White House is apparently taking this very seriously.
Lily
See, do you think, do you think are. Or no. Yeah. Or do you think he's like, it's just a thing to like get a little cred amongst the Internet conspiracy people? Because I think, I think that's how our current administration gets things done.
Andy
Yeah.
Lil
Yeah, I think. Yeah. It's all. Everything is PR with this guy.
Lily
Like, have you seen the Joe Rogan stuff?
Lil
Yeah, I did. See, how is that like a priority right now? That's what I'm not.
Andy
Yeah, it's crazy.
Lily
Here's the thing, actually. No, finish where we're at and I want to talk about that because I think it's weird.
Andy
Yeah, Well, I mean. Yeah. So the, the FBI, the White House, they said that they're looking into it. The FBI is. They're trying to look for all connections. They said it's. It's pretty serious stuff. They're trying to identify any common patterns, determine if there's foreign involvement or national security risk. And what was, what did Trump. He said, he's like, what was this quote that he said? Oh, they're like, is this random or is it coincidence? And President Trump said, I hope it's not random or I hope it's random. Hopefully coincidence. That's what he said.
Lil
So both.
Andy
Yeah.
Lil
Oh, random. No.
Andy
Or I don't. I forget what they asked. But he said I hope it's random. Hopefully coincidence.
Lil
Yeah. I think that he's implying. Because my dad was talking about it and he is. Hey, surprisingly for the person that he is is very non conspiracy, I would say. And he, he's like, oh, it's definitely China. That's what he thinks.
Andy
And that is a theory.
Lil
Yeah, I don't think it's our own government.
Josh
And if that's the case though, you think they would be fighting harder to get this information out there.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And truly start looking into it.
Andy
Well, there's a kind of like the history repeats itself a little bit. Jesse Michaels on that video goes back to the secret program that the MI6 was doing in the UK. MI6, I think with the CIA. But it was a. Basically like a weapons program that these scientists were working on. And then all of a sudden, one by one, these scientists were dying or going missing. And the, the craziest of ways really, but not being investigated like one. This is really graphic. But this one scientist, it was ruled a. Because he tied a rope to a tree, then tied the rope around his neck and drove. So it completely.
Josh
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Andy
And they're like, yeah, that was just. It's self induced. And it's like. But then one like, like jumped off a bridge. I mean the way that these scientists died was just like, this can't be. Just like these scientists working for this one organization are just all offing themselves like this.
Lil
No. Yeah. Unless they learn something absolutely horrific.
Andy
Yeah. So they're saying either was the MI6 involved of like, we get the, we can't let this like leak out, or was it like the Soviet Russians at that time were going in and getting them.
Lil
Awful. Awful.
Josh
And you put yourself in their shoes. If you found stuff that would make you want just to take your own life like that, you think you would want to share it first. Share the information.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
Then go ahead with your plan.
Lil
Yeah, that's. I suppose, I don't know all the circumstances with those gentlemen, but it's like were the people that were Talking about the 11 people that went missing and the ones that were self induced, did they write anything? Was there any literature or anything that.
Lily
No, all that I've seen is like the, the girl, I already forget her name, but her being like, I definitely am good in my head and not intending on self harm.
Josh
Yeah, that's weird, man.
Andy
There's also the. A real. Well weird one too that he talked about was this mother who I believe worked at Los Alamos. Her and her husband worked at Los Alamos. I believe it was Los Alamos. But she like, she went in and she was with her husband and she scanned her badge and she's like, oh, I forgot something. I'm just gonna go home or I'm gonna bring our daughter lunch or whatever. Their daughter is older. He's like, okay. And so she left. She went and dropped off lunch to her daughter and then vanished. And then her daughter came home. Her phone, her personal phone and work phone were on the table. Her wallet, all the cash was on the table. Her. Both her phones were factory reset.
Lil
Oh my gosh. Just like this other guy.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And then. But they caught video camera footage of her just walking with a backpack down the interstate. And then there was a blue truck and then she was never seen again.
Josh
Dude. This time it seems like MK Ultra type of stuff where they like program you to do certain things and then when they call, when they snap their fingers, you snap and you black out and you just don't remember anything.
Andy
Well, that's what they're saying about the killer of Carl the astrologer, astronomer, whatever he is.
Lil
Does the guy have any recollection of shooting him or anything like that? Like, it was intentional?
Andy
I don't know. There's. There's literally no. Nothing I could find on, like, his testimony on why he did it. Just weird stuff. It feels like a movie.
Lily
Yeah. What. What was the thing where she was talking about she, like, had designations. It was like P57 or P50.
Andy
Yeah. That's what. When I hear that stuff, I'm like, okay. She just sounded a little kooky.
Lily
Yeah. Did you hear about this, Lil?
Lil
What?
Lily
So she was, like, saying that she. Did she have encounters with these.
Andy
No, she's saying they.
Lily
The research.
Andy
The researcher, like. Yeah.
Lily
So they. They encounter these individuals. They identify them as, like, P47 or P52. Yeah. And it.
Andy
Something like that.
Lily
But I forget what the P stood for.
Andy
It's.
Lily
But it's. It's like future. Yes or no? It's for the past, because they're going to the past by that amount of time. So they're from. And there's a cataclysmic event, and they come back and they're trying to do something. But. So she died, and then it seems crazy. Like, I'm not saying.
Andy
Stood for 40,000. 47,000 years in the future.
Lily
I thought it was just 47.
Andy
No, 47,000. Well. And that's. I'm like, okay. Like, this is.
Lily
Okay. I thought about.
Lil
Think about that. It's a cool movie idea where it's like they're from the future and they go back in time to try to advance civilization. Because when they go back to their current time, they'll be that much more advanced.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.
Lil
Get on it, boys. Make a movie.
Josh
Steven Spielberg. Come on.
Andy
I think.
Lily
I think it's.
Andy
I.
Lily
It feels to me like. Because, like, we're in the first world, right? And it feels like this stuff shouldn't happen or isn't happening. It's. It's not, like, really a part of our reality even as we talk about it. It's just like something happening out there. But throughout history, people have off people for their own power or gain or ambition. So it's like, we know that that crap happens, but the easiest way to dismiss it is, like, mix in some crazy.
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
And then there's just some wackos that.
Andy
It's just weird that this is all happening. And then you got Congressman Tim Burchett saying, like, this stuff that would come out would basically flip society on its head.
Lil
Yeah. And that's okay. We'll just Keep it in.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Well, it's just like. Well, he's saying that they know about something.
Lil
Yeah.
Andy
That would alter people's mindset on reality itself.
Josh
Yeah.
Lil
Does Tim want it to come out or he does. Okay.
Andy
Because he's like. Because one of the things he said was like, well, this would. This is anti Christian. That they're saying, this is anti Christian. We can't release this. And he's like, no, it's not.
Lily
Do you think, like, the Sam Altman stuff could be related? Have you seen this stuff where they're talking about. He's. People are claiming. He's said that there are portals they're opening with the use of AI intentionally, like summoning.
Andy
I saw something like that.
Lily
I keep seeing it. I need to dive in.
Lil
He's just being silly. I think that he's playing into it big time. I think it's so funny that even Tim Dillon made a thing about it where he's like, did you see that Peter Thiel is doing a seminar on the anti Christ. The Antichrist is giving a seminar on the. Like, these big guys, they just play into it.
Lily
But that's also like, the best way to diminish something that's really happening.
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
Yeah.
Lil
Well, they're giving us paralysis. I mean, like, the list comes out. Aliens are real. Our government is paying psyops to make these huge, you know, violent demonstrations in our country. And it's like, what do we do about it?
Lily
Doomsday. Avengers.
Andy
Yeah. What are you talking about?
Josh
Yeah, we just go.
Lily
Distraction.
Josh
Just go to the movie theater.
Lil
I just spend more money at Target.
Andy
Part of the 13. This will be the last guy I talk about. Because this is also a weird and sad one. David Whitlock, he was a UFO researcher. So not like working with NASA or like. But a very famous UFO researcher. Okay, this is what he said. This happened this week. But this is what he said two days before he built himself.
Lily
No. Every day that I have on Earth is a gift and a blessing, and I'm very grateful for that because, frankly, people are disappearing.
Josh
Scientists are going missing.
Lily
Now they're saying they're going to investigate this. The president himself is saying they're going to look into this and see if anything's going on.
Josh
It's a little bit scary, I gotta say. It's a little bit scary.
Lily
But you guys knew that I might still show up, even though it was last minute. And I've had a really rough week. Like, you know, that's kind of like every week, but somehow we keep on making it. Through all this.
Josh
I don't know, man. It's so hard to believe that our government would do this kind of thing. But also, but, but like, but in this way, like, if you're going to make something believable, like, cause an accident, it seems like it's like the whole Epstein, you know, the blank, you know, Mr. Guy didn't, you know, off himself. That was a huge meme for so long. And it's like, how are we. Are we that gullible?
Andy
But here's the thing, too. It's like, I think they know that they can just get away with. Yeah, they know we can because the emails were released. It had very important people on it.
Lil
Yeah.
Andy
With really terrible satanic ritual abuse stuff on it.
Josh
No repercussions.
Andy
Nothing.
Lil
Yeah, nothing.
Andy
And like, look at. We can. We can get away with anything.
Lil
But then, like, Trump is like, it's a hoax. All of it's a lie. And then Melania is like, I demand that the President. Did you see this clip? I demand that the president investigate the list to. For support of the victims,
Andy
the president
Lil
or whatever, this administration. And it's like, oh, you mean you.
Andy
I didn't see that.
Lily
No.
Josh
It was weird timing. A lot of people were really thrown off that she just came out there. Like, no one's asking questions about her or anything. But then she comes out and does that, and it makes me think I'm just going down this rabbit trail that. Like this at like, what if an asteroid does hit? And like, they do know something we don't know. I mean, Trump's line of this will be the last time you ever have to vote. Gosh, it's like, yeah, I never thought about that.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
I mean, especially if they've made a deal and it's like. And they pass on this administration and like, I don't know, man. This is all.
Lil
Did he really say that?
Josh
Yeah, he literally said that during.
Andy
People are saying, well, the context, you have to vote. They're saying this the last time you have to vote for him. Because, like. But it's the way he said it was just like, what do you mean? The last time we have to vote?
Josh
No, yeah, he. The way he said it, it was like, it would be. It would be the last election. Presidential election.
Andy
This is kind of getting into like a. I don't know if we can talk. We're trying to avoid trigger words on this podcast.
Lil
Doing a very bad job. I mean, we do, like, we did
Josh
okay for a couple weeks, everyone who's listening. And then last Episode. We talked about something two episodes ago. We talked about pretty heavy subject for a long time, and then we saw that. Yeah, like the effects.
Andy
Yeah, effects. So we'll talk crazy. We'll dive more into this on Patreon because there's one thing I really want to talk about that is actually pretty insane regarding everything that's happening right now and, like, why a certain president would be doing the things that he's doing.
Josh
And we're not saying that to trick you to join or spend money to get on YouTube, but it's like, we legitimately can't say certain things because they're censoring our freedom of speech. Which is crazy.
Lil
Which is crazy. Which is crazy.
Andy
Which is crazy.
Lil
I'll allow you to talk about it on Patreon because I took an anti anxiety today. I can handle it.
Josh
She'll allow it. Don't love it.
Andy
All right, guys, we'll talk more about the weird things when we get back from this ad.
Lily
Bye. You want to hear a funny short story?
Josh
We should always cut in after the break with a fake laughter.
Lil
Hold on. Move your laptop just in case.
Josh
This is a risky move.
Lily
Put it back for suspense.
Josh
It's a risky move. Wow.
Lil
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
Good shot. But I lost confidence. You lost confidence in yourself not being clutch with the laptop. There.
Lily
True.
Josh
If you would have believed in yourself, you would have left the laptop.
Lily
Do it again.
Lil
I think it would have clipped the laptop.
Lily
All right, you ready?
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
In 1997, a man living in Devon, England.
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
Became convinced he discovered something unusual in his garden. He had figured out that he was communicating with owls and had figured out that how to get them to respond. So he's like, practicing an owl call, similar to what I do to, you know, unintentionally take off my neighbors. He's going out. And it started out as a curiosity, and he begins to do it. Night after night, they're talking back. And so it becomes his routine. I'm going to have a conversation with this owl. It went on for months, listening to replies, documenting what he thought were patterns. Some calls were consistent enough. He thought he was interacting with them. Eventually, the truth came out. His wife discovered that the neighbor had also been making owl noises from his own garden. And for months, the two men had been talking an owl.
Josh
So funny.
Lil
Oh, my word.
Josh
That's amazing.
Andy
That is so funny.
Josh
Honey, the owl's back.
Andy
All right.
Lily
And since I completely ripped that story shout out to fact on Instagram.
Andy
That's so funny.
Josh
That's great.
Andy
No, it's Also funny is question going.
Josh
Question going. Lily. Where the questions are fresh out of mind.
Lil
Slow down. Everybody slow down. Okay? Would you rather be tortured for 15 hours straight or learn a new board game with any people? With other people that know the board game already?
Lily
15 hours.
Andy
You said 15 hours?
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
What's the torture?
Josh
This makes me so mad. This question makes me so mad.
Andy
Why?
Josh
I choose the board game because it's fun. Board games are fun.
Lily
There's nothing worse than, like, thinking just going over to someone's house to chill. Maybe there's a game on. And then someone's like, I got apples to apples.
Lil
I'm like, and everyone there has already played it. You're the only one that doesn't know how to play.
Lily
I've left so many hangouts because apples. Apples popped out.
Lil
Okay, here's my real question.
Josh
That's a lame game.
Lil
I like. I love apples. Apples.
Lily
I haven't even tried.
Josh
We need to talk about this a little bit more. Board games. Yes. They should not be brought out in the middle of a hangout where they're not expecting board games.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
Board games should only be invited and brought out when you've invited people who want to play.
Lil
Like a game night.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. Like I'm expecting. But then there's people that show up to game nights who don't listen to the instructions and don't care.
Lil
Yeah, that's.
Josh
And that's crazy to me. There's nothing more irritating than that right there. I love playing board games.
Lil
I like playing board games, too.
Josh
And when people commit to it, like, I want to learn this game. Let's do it. It's fun. Like, I was. Alan and Chelsea came over one time. They taught us how to play settles of catan. I was like, I don't know if I can get this game. I got into it. One of the best games ever.
Lil
I've never played it, but people that play catan. Catan love it.
Josh
Yeah, whatever.
Lily
I think I'm too competitive.
Lil
Alan's having a baby. I saw. Perfect announcement.
Lily
But I have to be like, it has to be that serious. Where, like, everybody's like, I will stay here till five in the morning to finish the game. Like, I'll play poker that way. But if it's like one of those, some people care, some people don't. The rules are bending. I'm too. Like. It just aggravates me too much to enjoy it.
Josh
I. I want. I want to find a group of Josh talking. A group of friends, a large, like, 10 people that just, like, Love board games. Next weekend, I'm having a date night with a couple who literally. Our only thing is we're going over there, we're doing meat on the barbecue, and we're sitting down, and we're solving a crime. One of those crime board games.
Lil
Oh, that's so fun.
Josh
That's the only thing we're doing all night.
Lil
Does Kelsey know?
Josh
No, of course she does.
Andy
I used to love board games. Why don't you need more trauma?
Josh
They're so fun. They're literally one of the greatest joys of my life. And I don't get to.
Andy
It was my joy, too.
Josh
What happened?
Andy
My dad, he took away that joy.
Lil
Why? He didn't let you win.
Josh
Does he get angry?
Andy
He got mean.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. I had an uncle like that, and it was brutal.
Andy
We were playing as kids. We were playing. Sorry. They're like, dad, come play. Come play.
Lil
Sorry. Come on.
Andy
He's like, no, I don't like board games. And my mom's. Steve, come on. Come play with the kids.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Comes down. He's like, all right, I'll play. He's playing, and he's getting really into it, and we're just kind of like, oh, yeah, this isn't so funny anymore. And like, he was like, he's poking. He's like, oh, you sad. You sad that you didn't get that? And you're like, what's going on?
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
And then like, boom. Sorry. Never want to play a board game after that.
Josh
Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, that's tough. Do you remember?
Andy
And he wasn't sorry.
Josh
Yeah, that was a sarcastic one.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
If you're watching.
Andy
This is why I'm in therapy.
Josh
He's not watching. Do you remember?
Andy
Does. He gets it?
Josh
You remember the alien game?
Andy
Oh, yeah, we played during COVID It was very fun.
Josh
We played that almost every night.
Lil
I know. Covid was awesome, dude.
Josh
Covid was. Covid was awesome.
Lil
COVID Lockdown. The best. Okay, here's my real question. Would you rather constantly leave a trail of slime behind you like a snail wherever you move? And the only way you get a break from your slime is if you hold a stranger's pinky for three seconds.
Josh
How long of a break? Okay, okay, Cool, cool, cool.
Lil
So you. But you have to find a stranger to hold their pinky for three seconds, unexplained and unannounced. Just grab them by the pinky.
Josh
Six hours. Okay.
Lil
And it's only three seconds.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Lil
Or would you rather have salt water spout out of the top of your head like a dolphin. Constantly. And then your break. Your six hour break is if you have lingering eye contact. Three seconds with a stranger and say, you look just like my grandma.
Andy
The pinky thing. The slime.
Lil
Who's picking up after your slime?
Andy
Oh, man, I'll pick my own slime up. The holding. Grabbing someone's pinky. That's the easiest thing to do. Can I see your hand real quick?
Lily
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Thanks.
Josh
You don't think socially you would have
Andy
a problem with that eye contact for sure. I can't do that.
Josh
Let's think about this. So this is four strangers a day. If you're wanting a constant break.
Lil
Yes.
Josh
If you sleep for more than six hours, you wake up either completely drenched in water. Constant. Like your house is flooding outdoor doors
Andy
every single night at midnight.
Josh
Yeah, that. That's the. That's the commitment. That's the commitment.
Lil
Genius.
Josh
And they just put in the fridge and that's lunch next day.
Lil
I mean, because, like, when you're. When you're at home, you're kind of. It's got to be stressful because you know your neighbors, they're not strangers. You have to go out and seek a stranger.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
Just get a sketchy, like, Airbnb RV in my backyard.
Josh
I think the water is more useful. I'll do water.
Lil
That's what I was saying, because I was thinking about the cleaning benefits of it being salt water. And salt water is good for cleaning.
Andy
You can't work on electronics. You can't be in your car. Everything's gonna rust.
Josh
I'm gonna time this out so I don't. I only use it as convenient times. Down here in Florida, they have saltwater pools. I could literally make this a business.
Lil
True.
Josh
I'm just sitting there while scrolling on my doom. Scrolling on my phone, just filling up a pool.
Lil
You don't want slime in your house.
Lily
All right?
Andy
You can make it fun. You can have the kids, like, slip and slide on it.
Josh
It.
Lily
You ever seen Flubber? Love Flubber?
Lil
Actually, no.
Lily
Flubber.
Lil
I borrowed it from Blockbuster one time and I never ended up watching it.
Andy
It's one of the best.
Josh
It's such a fun, like as a. As a kid watching that movie is the best.
Andy
Your imagination.
Josh
Robin Williams.
Lil
I brought. I saw the COVID They always had it on display at our Blockbuster.
Josh
Oh, it's the.
Lil
Even when it was old, they had it on display at our Blockbuster.
Andy
And it's like one of the first introductions to AI.
Josh
Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember the opening scene? The egg, like, making breakfast, like the big machine that he had.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So cool.
Andy
It's one of the best.
Josh
So good.
Lil
Would our girls like it?
Andy
Oh, yeah.
Josh
Oh, they'd love it.
Lil
Are they old enough?
Josh
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Andy
Wait, here's what I beat.
Josh
There's that one scene.
Andy
Oh, the one scene.
Josh
Yeah, that. That one scene.
Andy
Andrew. Gotta.
Josh
Real. Andrew gotta show us that real.
Andy
No, Andrew.
Josh
And show us how to feel.
Lily
All right, start out with the red cape.
Andy
Red cape.
Lily
I don't know if I. It's only 10 seconds long. I don't know if I've showed you guys this one before.
Andy
Do you need audio?
Lil
When do I click it?
Lily
No, no audio on the red cape.
Andy
All right, ready? Three, two, one.
Lily
So we got a bull fighter, which. This stuff's crazy to me to be that close to, you know, apparent danger.
Josh
They've never heard.
Andy
Oh, how do you always see them earlier?
Lily
She clicks it so fast. This next one needs audio. And I.
Josh
Crazy.
Lil
Do you think he got gourd?
Andy
Give me that.
Josh
Look pretty straight on that white gourd right there.
Lily
I mean, that dude just got.
Andy
You could also do make more sense if you did it.
Lily
I will have to edit some language, but this is just the funniest.
Josh
Well, now they know there's language in it, Andrew.
Andy
Yep. All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. Perfect.
Lil
Oh, no.
Andy
Oh, no.
Lil
Oh, no.
Josh
Oh, that's terrifying.
Andy
Hang on, hang on. Hang on.
Josh
You look like Genghis Gone there for a second.
Andy
Hang on.
Lily
Oh, no.
Josh
Oh, no. The panic.
Andy
Oh, my goodness.
Lily
Watch. Watch what he starts doing.
Josh
Dude, none of y' all have a. What are you.
Andy
We get something to poke it, bro.
Josh
None of these good old boys have a pocket knife.
Andy
Oh, still clip.
Josh
That's why that's good.
Andy
Hang on.
Josh
My bad.
Andy
I thought that was going to be funnier than was almost killed you.
Josh
Oh, my goodness.
Andy
That's so scary.
Lily
You know, the panic that would set in and then he starts punching it.
Lil
Why,
Andy
man, speaking of crazy.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And speaking of Jesse Michaels. I love Jesse Michaels. I'm so excited to have him on our podcast one day.
Josh
I'm glad he's never thrown shade at us at anything for not.
Andy
He said he likes our podcast, right? If it was our podcast.
Josh
Dude, Pico just got another snake, by the way.
Andy
Dang.
Lil
Dang.
Josh
She's a snake hunter, bro. My bad. I just got.
Andy
It's crazy how dogs just instinctively know
Lily
how to do that.
Andy
Yeah, Frank and Dutch both, dude.
Josh
I used to work at a camp, and we'd. We'd. Every time we Say Lexi.
Andy
Get it?
Josh
She would know there's a snake. And so she would just like, she would run all the way across the hill and she would grab onto it and she would shake it like crazy, but she'd let go. And so we're laughing. She's like shaking a copperhead and she's going crazy shaking it. And then suddenly she'd swing it right toward us. Us, putting us all in danger. Terrible.
Lil
Are copperheads venomous to dogs?
Andy
Yeah.
Lil
Two dogs.
Josh
Yeah.
Lily
And they were sick in it.
Andy
On it.
Josh
Yeah. She's got bit several times and she just got swollen up and she's fine.
Andy
Immune.
Josh
She's tough girl. She's a tough camp dog. She lived like 15 years.
Andy
I urge everyone to go watch the new documentary. I think you have to rent it on Amazon or you can find a site where you can do it for free.
Josh
What? Those exist?
Andy
But Amazon, it's like, I think like four bucks maybe. But it's Bob Lazar's documentary, S4 that
Josh
just came out, right?
Andy
Yeah, yeah, I watched it. I'm like, this is wild. Really crazy because they, they, they did everything. I think they made scales of the UFOs. They did everything. Like, like CJI kind of thing where it's like everything that he experienced, they both gave visuals to it. Yeah, this is wild. This is really cool to watch.
Josh
Awesome.
Andy
But there's a couple things in. I'm just like, this is insane. But then he went on Jesse Michaels podcast and it's like a four hour podcast.
Josh
Holy moly.
Andy
And they talk about everything and I was just completely blown away by it. But there's one, there's a couple things that stuck out. Well, one, remember Logan Paul years ago, he's like, I. There was this guy that had this UFO footage he off. Logan Paul offered to buy it for a lot of money. The guy's like, no way. He's like, I do. I don't want anyone to see this. Logan Paul's like, well, can I see it? Logan Paul secretly records it.
Lil
He's a punk.
Josh
What do we expect?
Lil
And he never, he probably never even paid that guy the million dollars.
Andy
No, I don't know if it was a million. It was something crazy.
Lil
Stinking.
Andy
But I am appreciative of him filming this because he just released it.
Josh
No way.
Andy
On Jesse Michaels podcast on that pack.
Josh
Jake Paul. I mean, Logan Paul did.
Andy
Logan Paul did. Because Logan Paul, just like me, saw the S4 documentary and Babazar's describing this UFO. When he goes out, this is when he gets caught. But like when he goes out, brings his wife and his buddy and his wife out to the desert in Nevada because he's like, I know when the UFO is going to fly. I saw the list of like, the, the flight dates.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
So he brought them out there. I think like three or four times he brought them out there. And every time it was the disc, but it was at night. And like, when it turns on, it glows orange. Like it's like the plasma around is like. But it's completely silent. And they said it's like it, like, it almost looks like it's on the ocean. Of, like, how it just rocks like this, just doing this. But of how it can jump. It's just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like it's like it avoid. There's like no gravity. It's like it creates its own time bubble, but it glows orange. And they showed it on the S4 of, like, what it, what Babazar saw. So they recreated it. Logan Paul saw that. That's exactly the video I recorded.
Josh
No way.
Andy
And so he showed it on the Jesse Michael podcast. I'll send it to you guys.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. Screen record it.
Andy
Yeah, sick. But it's exactly like it. And this UFO footage was apparently filmed in the Nevada desert outside of Area 51. And it's, it's kind of hard to see, actually. Plug it in so we can hear it. Plug it in.
Lily
Where'd you send it?
Andy
Ninja. Oh, it's still sending.
Josh
That's crazy, though, that he finally released it.
Andy
Yeah. All right, ready?
Josh
I'm done. Got it yet?
Lily
And they can't be mad about us showing stolen footage because it's still stolen footage.
Andy
Oh, it's Logan Paul's footage that he stole from somebody else.
Josh
Right. Three, two, one.
Lily
Dashboard.
Andy
And you see something very clearly illuminating. Like, so that's the dashboard that is being filmed. They're like, hunkered underneath the car, glowing about, whispering.
Josh
Like, I, I, I think it's out there. Like, I don't know what it is.
Andy
Maybe we should go out.
Josh
And, and, and they're like, they're like kind of scared. The batter.
Andy
Then something appears just beyond the glass.
Josh
Holy moly.
Andy
It looks exactly like what they made in the documentary S4.
Josh
Really?
Andy
The craft is hovering extremely close to the car. It's orange and slightly wobbling or undulating in place as if it's on a wave.
Josh
You can hear the two guys whisper.
Andy
I think that's pretty much it.
Lil
That don't look like no spaceship to me.
Andy
But if you explain, if you were to see the S4. But also people that talk about they see these orbs. Typically they describe them as like orange or green or blue or whatever.
Lil
Yeah.
Andy
But orange is in the mix of orbs that they see.
Josh
And you're in the middle of the night and you see that thing floating above you, you don't think that's a spacecraft or something.
Andy
And your whole dashboard lights up in
Josh
your car, you think that's just a normal thing.
Lil
That's crazy. Crazy.
Josh
There's something more to that.
Andy
But I'm like, that. And then Bob is like, yeah, that's exact. He's like, I think that's exactly the craft that we were working on.
Lil
So the underside of it is all illuminated. Or the whole thing is.
Andy
It glows. Yeah, the whole thing glows. Orange LEDs. But there's this one thing that I can't stop thinking about since I've watched this in the documentary and they talk a little bit about it on the podcast. Out of this craft, they took the device that would create the anti gravity effect. So it was like this disc, this like sphere, half a sphere thing on this metal box. It was attached to like an alternator. And then like this tube looking thing. And the scientists, if you spin this tube slightly, that half the sphere that's on the table, you can't put your hands on it. If he said it's like a magnet that repels anything, he says it's just like this elastic force that you can't touch it. It's creating like this anti gravity. But on the end of this tube, they did this experiment to where he's like, watch this. He told Bob's art, check this out. Gets a candle, lights it on fire, puts it in the path of the hollow part of the tube, spins it slightly. The flame's doing this and stays still. The flames are not moving at all. I was like, that's wild. What is that about, guys? Like, check this out. Removes the candle. Where the light was, is just a dark void. He said the best way you could describe it was like a little black hole. There was nothing there.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
And then he said, and then we did an experiment where we put a watch in it. Like a ticking watch. Boom. Stop working. Stop moving.
Josh
They put it into the black hole.
Andy
No, they put it into the path. So get rid of the candle. They put it in the path of this tube. Clock stops running. As soon as they take it out, it starts running again. And Bob Lazar's under the impression, he's like, everyone's talking about Anti gravity. Anti gravity. He's like, I think it's a completely different force that no one has ever discovered or talked about. It's like some sort of manipulation of time, but it's a force. He's like, all we know is gravity and no gravity. But he's like, I really believe it's something different.
Josh
Yeah, it's gotta be.
Lil
What do you think it is, Josh?
Andy
I think it's just. It's some sort of manipulation on time.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Because if you think about these UFOs and stuff where he talks about it looks like it just skips. It's like they can almost jump through time. I don't know.
Josh
It's weird, man. That would be the next step to change and manipulate.
Andy
And if you're like, to go down the weird rabbit hole of like. Well, are they like fallen angels or demons or whatever? It's like they are technically eternal beings. And like, do they have some sort of capacity to where they can. Like, it's a dimensional thing. This sounds so wacky. But, like, are they able to achieve. Do they know of this force that exists in this different realm or dimension that affects time? And can they make it into a machine to where they can in fact come in and out?
Josh
That's its fuel.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. Interesting.
Andy
I don't know, but you guys should watch it. It's very fast.
Josh
Gonna have to now. Yeah.
Andy
And I fully believe Bobazar. Like, there's. There's a while where I'm just like. I don't know. It kind of just seems like he's just. I don't know.
Josh
It makes me wonder though, like, if, like, why are these scientists going missing and end up dying? But then you have people like, like Bob Lazar that are releasing so many crazy secrets. I don't wish any ill will toward the guy at all. Like, obviously it's awesome what he's doing.
Andy
He only talked about the things that he knew.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
But he didn't make any, like, insane breakthroughs. He's just like, yeah, I worked at. He was for a highly classified facility where he was on a ufo.
Josh
He was just a witness.
Lil
It's possible that this stuff that he's talking about is so dated compared to what. Yeah, the elites have that. It doesn't matter to them that he is sharing.
Josh
That's obsolete knowledge almost. Yeah.
Andy
But the craziest thing too is how. I mean, just like so much proof to validate, like you talked about, that they use this. This thing. It ran off of element 115 and people were like, that doesn't even exist. That's not even an element. Turns out it is, in fact an element. It was just undiscovered. And so he was talking about, this is what we used, element 115 to power this thing. And it took until like, maybe a couple of years ago. They're like, oh, element 115 does in fact exist. It's crazy.
Lil
Very cool.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
That sphere didn't look like that, did it? No, no, no.
Andy
It was a. It was a full ufo.
Lily
I'm talking about the. The.
Andy
Oh, no.
Lily
Okay.
Andy
No, it was like a half dome kind of thing.
Lily
Gotcha.
Josh
Pink red ball pink. It's peach. Sugar free.
Andy
What is that?
Lily
This is the one they found in Florida. There's a family the. Or they call this the bets sphere. Or basically they were. There was a brush fire on their property in Florida. They go out there, they're putting out the fire, and they find this metal sphere. It's like, almost perfect. There's, like, not Mars. There's no, like, welding marks. It's just a perfect sphere. And the field was on fire. That was weird. So they take it home. Like, it's. It's cooled down. And then they. They set it somewhere in their house. And it began pinging, like, metallic, like, pings. And they're like, what the heck? And then it started rolling, but, like, not in a way that made sense with, like, it was an old house. Like, a lot of the naysayers, like, oh, it was just unlevel and it was rolling. They were like, it was like changing directions on its own. And so is. Is that something to be said? They've, like, studied it. They're like, yeah, it's just a metal ball. But they were like, well, then tell me, why was it vibrating? Why was it moving? Like, it was doing things that didn't make sense to them. Apparently in the area, there's another company that, like, at a chemical plant, like, it's a valve. They. There's a really similar sized metal sphere. And then shortly after this one discovered they were like, oh, no, it's one of these. I just found one in my field. And so the naysayers will say, you know, there's nothing to it. The dude just found a metal ball and is claiming he's trying to, like, ride the alien height. But then it's weird that, like, how many people are finding, like, the same metal ball in their field? It feels like someone else was like, nope, this is all it is. Just to put the story away.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Lily
So, like, you can decide where you want to be on that. But it's weird.
Andy
Nothing. Like, they didn't test it or anything.
Lily
They said it was just a stainless sphere, but the fact that it was rolling, I mean, the dude.
Andy
It's like the booty sphere.
Lily
Yeah, the dude died on that hill. He was like, I'm telling. Not literally. He was like, like, he's like, I'm telling you, it moved like, like I, I would want to disappear from being known if they did a scan, you know, like, like, that's, that's the thing to me is if, like is if you knew it was a bearing, you're not going come test it.
Andy
That was a giant bearing.
Lily
Well, they exist. They exist. Like they really do for this like chemical plant valve. It's like a pressure thing. But like, I would come up with some reason to never let you scan that thing. Thing, because I know as soon as you scan it, you know, they were like, what is it? And so they scanned it and they continued to propagate the alien story. But. Yeah, that's right.
Andy
In Florida. As soon as you said that it started moving, I thought of the Iron Giant. So maybe it's part of the Iron Giant.
Lily
Dude from something underrated.
Josh
All the metal starts moving towards it.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
It's weird.
Andy
I don't know.
Josh
That is tonight.
Andy
If they did a live action Iron Giant, life would be complete. I love the Iron Giant.
Lily
Boltman should fund that. They're trying to get people on board with AI.
Josh
Yeah, they made that AI trailer and it was so good.
Andy
Very good.
Josh
Oh, I want it.
Andy
I got the VHS when I was little where it had the toy action figure in the vhs.
Lily
Have you seen that?
Andy
So cool.
Lil
Iron Giant. Yes.
Lily
Okay.
Josh
The mom's Jennifer Aniston. I didn't realize that until I was an adult.
Lil
No way.
Josh
Yep.
Andy
Yeah. And the. The boy is Adam Sandler.
Josh
Yep.
Lil
Is he really?
Andy
No, no, no.
Lil
Relax everybody.
Andy
Speaking of Iron Giant.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
There's this phenomena. Phenomena where that I just learned about. Apparently it's been happening since people started smoking dmt. Oh, but the good old days. It's possible these people report being locked out of the DMT realm.
Lily
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lil
Pardon?
Josh
What do you mean? Like they smoke it and they can't go. They can't access it.
Andy
Not only can they not access it, but the creatures, the entities in there, which they refer to them as machine elves.
Josh
Yeah.
Lil
Pardon?
Andy
That's what the. This guy, Terrence McKenna, he was apparently a huge DMT researcher and he started referring to him as machine elves. But it's the entities that live within the DMT realm. But these people, they go in and these machine elves are like, get out. You're no longer allowed in here.
Lil
Why?
Andy
They don't know.
Lil
No explanation.
Andy
Yeah. And it's like, well, people are like, well, because you got to respect the realm. You gotta be.
Lil
I love that.
Andy
But these, these machine elves are like, mean about it. They're like, get out. You're not allowed in here. In fact, your soul is damned forever.
Lil
Oh, yeah.
Josh
I mean, this is like a, this
Andy
is like an evil, like, get out. And so these people talk about, like they can go in and this realm that they're in, it feels like for thousands of years they're in this realm, just like learning from these machine elves. And it's like, but when they go back in, these machine elves are like, mean to them, nodding them back in. And it's like they're in the waiting room for just a couple minutes and they're out. Super weird.
Lily
I watched a video where a dude was like, no matter how much I do, he was like, I, I, I can't get back. It does nothing anymore.
Lil
Yeah, how about don't do that stuff maybe.
Andy
Yeah, maybe don't do the DMT realm.
Josh
Hey, maybe be cool. You get invited to the DMT realm. Be cool about it. It's like you invite your buddies to the club and one goes a little out of control and has to get kicked out and the bouncer won't let him in anymore.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
Makes total sense that we have those rules on Earth. We have those rules in the DMT universe. Chill out, dude. Just be cool.
Lily
Be cool, man.
Josh
I just got, I just got, we just got in.
Andy
Hey, what are you doing?
Josh
And stay out. That's crazy, dude. Imagine bouncers and getting kicked out, like not being cool enough to get into the DMT realm.
Lil
Does anybody have a universal experience? Like, everyone knows what these machine elves are.
Andy
Yeah, they, that. And that's the weird thing about dmt, that these experiments, it's that these people all see the same entities.
Lily
I've talked, I've talked to somebody who's, who's done it. They're like, yeah, they're like, they're like. Or they experience like the crystal creatures.
Andy
Yeah. And there's different types of creatures. There's like light, there's like the snake and there's, that's what Hancock experiences. Graham Hancock, but he does ayahuasca.
Lily
That's. Yeah, that's how, yeah.
Andy
And then there's the machine elves. There's just A bunch of different creatures that everyone sees, and it's like, that's not a coincidence.
Lil
When I had my academy trip, I saw lots of different. It was the same creature, but lots of different. Different things happening to that creature.
Josh
Hey, at least you were allowed in. At least your name was on the list.
Lily
She's cool.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah, she's cool. She's cool. In her hand.
Josh
Yeah, my friend knows her. She's on that. You're on the pot. Yeah, she's on that pot. I watched. Remember, I showed you that reel one time?
Andy
We got a lot of stuff to show you. Come with us. Who's this weirdo?
Josh
Like, the person. I'm surprised, Josh, your little, you know, like, chauffeur through the ketamine trip was allowed in. That's good.
Lil
I know was good, dude.
Lily
Somebody's high watching this podcast and tripped,
Lil
dude. I have, like, after that experience, I have a phobia of taking anything. Like, if I. If I get a drug at a hospital or something like that. I'm scared.
Josh
Yeah. How many milligrams of this ibuprofen? I can't go back, man. I can't go back.
Andy
Speaking of machine elves, do you. I need to hear what you have to say about Power Rangers.
Lil
Wait, we never talked about Joe Rogan, though, too.
Andy
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Lil
And that's a good segue.
Andy
It was the. What they passed that law for, the dmt, all that stuff for veterans to use for medical use.
Lily
Is it dmt?
Andy
DMT was part of that, I believe.
Lily
Was it? Okay, so using basically, psychoactive drugs for the sake of helping people, like, break addiction or things like PTSD and a bunch of, like, former military people had exhausted American medical resources. We're going to this clinic in Mexico and, like, not becoming addicts, not doing anything crazy. Apparently, the trip that you go on when you go there is like. Like, you have to have a decent heart because, like, it's physically demanding. Like, it's not, like, a fun euphoric experience where you, like, get healed.
Andy
It's not like Woodstock.
Lily
Yeah, it's a. It's a brutal experience. Anyways, I'm. I don't know the science. I'm not, like, saying it. It in itself is a bad thing. What's crazy to me is that Rogan can shoot Trump a text and say, hey, this is helping a bunch of my friends. You could look into it. And then Trump, the next day is like, well, what do you want? You want FDA approval? He's like, yeah, that'd be great. And he goes, you got it.
Lil
I know.
Lily
And I'm like, hold on. Like, now, that could mean we're going to begin the research, but to already do a press release talking about it? It's like, you didn't fast track that research. Like, the research can't be done, so you shouldn't be talking about it yet. And I'm not saying the research doesn't exist, but if it did exist, why was it buried for so long?
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
So there's just. Either way you look at it, it's nuts how it's happening.
Andy
It's a conflicting issue for me because it's like, I have heard stories of, like, people like veterans especially, having severe ptsd, anxiety, depression, doing ayahuasca, dmt, all that stuff. And like, literally it's gone. Like, they no longer suffer from ptsd. But I'm like, scary.
Lil
Yeah, maybe, like, is that demonic?
Andy
I mean, it's just like, I. It's.
Josh
I don't know, maybe we just treat our, you know, veterans better. Yeah, maybe we make that a priority.
Lil
Maybe we stop going to war and stuff.
Josh
No.
Andy
Oh, you're. You were injured for fighting for a country. Sorry, we can't pay anything, but you can smoke DMT now.
Josh
It's free.
Lily
There you go, buddy.
Andy
Get out there. They kicked me out.
Lily
Dang it. There was another drug that they were referencing. I just can't remember what it is.
Josh
Imagine being cool enough to be in the Marines, but you're not cool enough to go to the DMT club.
Lil
Get out of my mouth. Is that it?
Josh
Get out of your jar, head.
Lily
We're pacifist.
Josh
We don't believe in war.
Lil
Wait, which side did you fight for?
Josh
Wrong time.
Lil
Get out.
Lily
Dude, you want to hear a fast one about the draft? True story.
Josh
Hit me.
Lily
Yeah, dude. 1970s, two brothers sign up for a fake. Signed up a fake boy for a free birthday ice cream club, because, you know, get your birthday in and get free ice cream. Years later, in 84, the same fictional name had to be their address, right? You get your coupon, that same fictional name, received a selective service draft registration notice exposing the fact that our government was illegally acquiring mailing lists and data from other businesses. And so they had drafted a ton of people off of stuff like ice cream.
Andy
Oh, my goodness.
Lily
And so this is what exposed it, and they had to redact a bunch of people. But this is literally being sent to war.
Andy
That's crazy.
Lily
Off an ice cream club. Imagine. Imagine like you make. You and Taylor making one for Timmy Hooper, whoever's buried in the hill, getting the draft for Timmy Hooper.
Andy
Timmy has to go to war.
Lily
He's buried in the backyard.
Andy
Sorry. He's dead. My dad killed him.
Lily
Is that not. That's history photographed. That's the IG account that posted that. Dang.
Andy
All right, Power Rangers.
Josh
Speaking of history, are we ready to dive into the dark side of Power Rangers?
Lil
Oh, gosh. Ada wants to be a Power Ranger.
Josh
Ruin your childhood dreams.
Andy
Ruin them.
Josh
Ruin them. It.
Andy
Oh, no.
Josh
This is the curse of the Power Rangers. Are you ready for this? All right, so Power Rangers started in 1993, all right. By a guy named Heim Sabin. Heim Sabin. So he was over in Japan and he saw this show where these guys dressed up in really cool costumes were doing crazy martial arts, fighting off these intergalactic evil villains. And he's like, man, I really would love to make this into an American TV show. So what he did, he bought all the footage that Japan's show did and said, what we'll do is we'll create. We'll cut everything, like half of like the stuff that like, is like, you know, people driving on the wrong side of the road.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
Any type of Japan architecture or anything like that. That got it down to like 15 minutes. They needed a 30 minute show. And so what they did, they said, okay, so we'll have, we'll keep the fight scenes because they're in costumes. All we need to do is film people outside their costumes. So that's what the big casting call was. Or, you know, we're going to pitch this idea. No one believed in the show whatsoever. Everyone's like, this isn't even to make it another season, so just enjoy it for what it is. So we went out and he casted a bunch of people and they got literally everyone and the pilot episode, right? Pilot episode that you have young teenage, I mean, teenage looking kids who come up for the show that don't know anything and they have them sign a contract. There's no agents back in the day. We're working late at night. So these kids had the choice, do I want to sign this contract or not? They signed the contract, $750 an episode. It was like $400 after taxes per episode. They were getting ripped off. They were filming 10 to 14 hours a day and they were doing their own stunts for the first season.
Andy
Wow.
Josh
Yeah. So they had to train, go through it and they have. They told a story. When they went out to the desert to go film a shot, one of the people in the. It was like, he was like a Wetsuit and a mask and everything. He was one of the villains. Passes out in heat stroke starts like seizing. And one of the directors says, I will give someone $100 to wear that wetsuit, put that mask on and finish the shoot. The guy's laying there in his underwear, seizing while they try to get an ambulance out there. And they continue to film. So right from the get go, it was not great. The Yellow Power Ranger, Audrey deboe for the first. For the beginning episode, she quits the next day. Right. And they recast her as this lady who. The first crime of Power Rangers, if you don't count the guy seizing. The first true crime of Power Rangers was they made the. The Black Power Ranger. They cast the black guy and the Yellow Power Ranger, they cast as the Asian woman. The first true crime. All right, that was. That was kind of crazy. But the first season, everyone was doing their own first stunts. It was a huge hit. Everyone loved it because the. Not a lot of kids shows were like live action. It was all cartoons.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
So this was like the first big live action one that really became a hit. And they got in trouble because it was the most violent kids TV show ever put on tv. Leading to there was a. In Norway, a two boys. This is really sad. Two boys on a playground killed a little girl.
Andy
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
Doing the moves they had seen on TV on Power Rangers. And so they had to start even getting to the point where they're doing PSAs before Power Rangers, letting them know, like, this is, you know, what's real life and what's not. And so this is like, that was kind of a harsh thing, but yet continued to skyrocket. Season two came around. They became the biggest toy ever sold in the 90s. $1.9 billion in the 90s. Like, bigger than. Bigger than literally anything and bigger than X Men. All this stuff. It was absolutely bonkers. But they still, the cast members in season two still weren't making any more money. They kept it at the exact same thing. They're using their likeness, everything on all these toys.
Andy
No more money contract, huh?
Josh
The Yellow Ranger, they're in front of all the shareholders and everything. They have a big thing. They go up there, supposed to make a speech, you know, talk about the show, how great it is. She goes off script and she just starts saying, you know, we deserve more money. What are we doing? Loses it completely. Regrets it immediately. They're fired. They're immediately replaced. Except for Pink Power Ranger and one of the other original. But other. Other three or four Completely. Were just kicked out. So this is, this is where the curse starts happening.
Andy
Oh, started yet?
Josh
No, this is, I mean, it obviously had a real rocky start, but it was obviously super popular too. So it's kind of one of those things. There's a list of things of people who have put on the Power Ranger costume and things have gone horribly, horribly wrong for them recently. In 2020, one of the power Rangers, he was one of the red ones. Austin St. John. He commits a multi million dollar conspiracy fraud in wire fraud. Completely gets busted. Ricardo Medina. This one is absolutely wild. He, he, he was a Red Ranger as well. The Red Ranger costume was doomed from the start.
Andy
That was my favorite.
Josh
Yeah, he, he left the Power Rangers and started like dog training apparently. Said he was a dog trainer. Got hired by a lady to come take care of the shelter. Wasn't doing his job. She, he was very combative, everything like that. She sent her brother over to go talk with him and take care of the dogs and stuff. He gets out. The Red Ranger guy, Ricardo Medina, kills her brother with a sword. Oh, with a sword.
Andy
This is the guy that had back to his roots.
Josh
That's what I'm saying. And in the show he did have a sword at one point. And so like this dude was like full on, like in his head, I am a Power Ranger. Jason. Jason David Frank, he was the green Power Ranger. Remember him with the gold like top on?
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
This was the absolute biggest selling Power Ranger ever of all time. Like, he was the biggest toy. And his brother, Eric Frank did five episodes as a Power Ranger as well. After that, there was a lot of jealousy. Things didn't go well. Ended up ending his own life. Super, super, super sad. Then Twee, the original yellow Power Ranger, she's driving around with her friend one day without a seatbelt. Buckle up, kids. Gets in a wreck. Her friend gets ejected 35ft out of the car through the triangle window. In a car push through.
Lil
What's a triangle?
Josh
Like the little tiny back window that's like behind the other big ones. She gets ejected through that. Paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of her life. Twee, the yellow Power Ranger dies. Unfortunately, the curse continues. The man. I know, it's terrible. The man played. Who played Zordon, like the bad guy? Like, yeah, he died of a heart aneurysm at age 43.
Lil
Oh my God.
Josh
Out of nowhere. And Jason Frank, the guy that played the green Power Ranger, he left. But you know, because he was just done with it. But then there was a decline in views. So they brought him back and they had a special reunion show which was like, the most popular episode of all time, when they had, like, 20 Red Rangers and stuff like that.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And he became the Black Power Ranger. He was, like, absolutely ginormous. But he kind of got lost. His brother, you know, died. Kill himself. And it was super, super sad. And so he falls into depression. He ends up committing suicide.
Andy
Oh, my gosh.
Josh
A terrible, terrible thing. But this whole documentary that I watched just breaks this whole down of how, like, it was a huge phenomenon. It was like Beatle mania at this point. Like, people loved the Power Rangers, but behind it, just darkness, darkness, darkness. Dude.
Andy
Goodness gracious.
Josh
And this happened in 2022 when they're. Because they're still making movies and stuff. Believe it or not.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
But it's just still the power of the. The curse of the Power Rangers. It's a real thing.
Lil
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
I still love them.
Josh
I know. You got to believe in them.
Lil
You saved a video the other day of the Pink Power Ranger.
Andy
Yeah.
Lil
You have a crush on her.
Andy
Yeah. That was like my first crush.
Josh
Amy Jo Johnson.
Lily
She was just at the Orlando Comic Con.
Andy
Go, go, Power Ranger.
Josh
How would you feel if we got her as a guest on the pod?
Lil
Oh, my gosh. You cannot.
Andy
I just be like. You are so funny.
Lily
She didn't say anything. What else? Tell me more. Make Lily sit in this chair still.
Andy
Gaslight Lily.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
It was bullying her. Lily. The whole time. What are we doing?
Lil
Oh, my gosh. Are you still here?
Josh
What's your name again?
Andy
Oh, man.
Josh
Say Morphin Time for me one more time, please. It's Morphin Time. More like it's murder time. The curse of the Power Ranger, dude.
Lil
Dang. That was a horrible story, Andy.
Josh
Hey, it's true story. The best kind of stories, man. Filled with tragedy, Bro.
Andy
I got one more thing I want to talk about.
Lily
We got time.
Andy
All right?
Lil
Says who?
Andy
There's one more thing. Or should I save it for Patreon?
Lil
No, say it.
Andy
I can make it quick.
Lil
Say it.
Andy
All right.
Josh
You really shouldn't have brought the Pink Power Ranger.
Andy
I listened to this podcast the other day on Conspiracy Theory. Podcast. Great podcast. Listen to. But they talked about this thing called the Twin Experiment. Have you ever heard of this? This hidden twin experiment?
Josh
Okay.
Lil
Oh, I've heard of this.
Andy
It's crazy.
Lily
Have you?
Lil
Actually, I think so.
Josh
She need to hear it a second time.
Andy
So, in the 1960s to the 1970s, there's a new York adoption agency called the Louise Wise Services. And what they did is they wanted to run an experiment with these different psychologists, psychiatrists, whatever, where these. In this orphanage, there would be twins, sets of twins, and then one set of triplets. And their intention was to separate the twins and send them to different families and then every year go check in on them to see nature versus nurture. Nature versus nurture.
Lil
Yeah.
Andy
But what they did, they. So they separated these twins. They didn't tell the parents. They didn't tell them that they had twins or a twin brother, or in this one case, triplets.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
But what they would do is that they would send them to. They would interview these families, get their IQs, what they did for a living, and separate the twins basically off of a rich family versus a poor family, a religious family versus a non religious family.
Josh
Man.
Andy
And it basically came out because there it was like the. These famous triplets or whatever. It was like this one guy, he went to college and when he got onto campus, they're like, oh my gosh, it's so good to see you. And they're all like, all hugging himself. He's like, what the heck? And this one guy comes up, he's like, do you have a twin brother? And he's like, like, no. He's like, I mean, he's like, were you adopted? He's like, yeah. And he, like went back and he called. He's like, I think this is your twin brother. And so he called and when he answered, sounded just like him. He's like, what the heck?
Lil
So weird.
Andy
And so there. There's a news story put out about them. Turns out, not just twins, triplets. Oh, all looked identical, all had very similar interests. They ended up opening a restaurant together also. But they're like, wait a second, why were we all separated?
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
So they.
Andy
They went to just like trying to do this investigative journalist, like, bringing in all these people. And it came out that this orphanage was purposely splitting up families.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
For this experiment. And so they're like, okay, well, it's been years now, because that was the 70s when this all came out. A lot of these people have died and they're super old now. All the people that ran it are for sure dead now.
Lily
But.
Andy
So they're like, can we see the results of this experiment that you had? You cannot. In fact, it is being locked up at the. At. In this. It's sealed at Yale University and will be released in 2065.
Lil
I cannot wait for somebody to do an expose on these Ivy League universities and all the crap that they've done. In fact, Everybody should be in jail right now. Splitting up twins.
Andy
It's sad.
Lil
That is maniacal. That's. That's evil.
Andy
It's very sad.
Lil
How would these people. How do you sleep at night?
Andy
Yeah. It's terrible.
Josh
Imagine finding out that you're part of a science experiment and you got picked with the poor home. Like, you got put in a poor home just because they, like, some sick.
Andy
See what happened?
Lily
Just.
Josh
Yeah. Just to see what happened.
Lil
Even as a parent, you fall in love with this child that you adopted, and you're like, I could. I could have reared.
Andy
That's what all of them say. They said, like, we would have adopted the twins. We would have adopted the triplets. This is terrible. Like, the parents are super.
Lil
Oh, I'd be devastated. Yeah.
Josh
Yeah. But you seen the documentary about this?
Andy
No.
Josh
Three identical strangers is the documentary. It's really good. Oh, cool. Yeah.
Andy
Out of this podcast, though, they. This is not part of the experiment, but this is just, like, a scenario of nature versus nurture. The wildest thing I've ever heard.
Lil
Okay, tell me, is it like, 20, like, total?
Andy
The James. The James twins. Okay, so these identical twins were separated at birth in Ohio in 1940. Adopted by two different families. Both families named their baby James.
Josh
Wow. Whoa.
Andy
Wait. Without knowing the other one existed. So they didn't know that they had a twin brother. And these brothers didn't meet in life until they're 39 years old.
Lil
Wow.
Andy
That's when they discovered that they're twins. Here's the similarities in their life. Both named James by their families. Both had a childhood dog named Toy.
Lil
No way.
Andy
Both worked in law enforcement. Both had a hobby in woodworking.
Lil
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
Both suffered from tension headaches.
Lil
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
Both smoked the same brand of cigarettes. Wow.
Josh
Wait.
Andy
Both married a woman named Linda.
Lil
Shut up right now.
Andy
Wait. Both of them divorced Linda.
Lil
Okay.
Andy
Both of them remarried a woman named Betty.
Josh
Shut up right now.
Lil
That is so weird.
Andy
100% real. This is not fake. And then both their. Both of them name their sons James Allen and James Allen with two Ls.
Josh
What are we doing? That's crazy.
Lil
That is so bizarre.
Josh
That's crazy.
Andy
Yep.
Josh
How does it work?
Lily
I don't know. There's something to it, though.
Lil
Yeah.
Lily
Like, my mom was adopted, and she discovered through, like, one of the ancestry type things. She discovered. Discovered a biological brother and then, like, his daughters. Like, one of them is, like, a competition shooter. And I was like, oh, that's weird. Like, she's, like, posting videos, like, shooting guns. Like, I'm obsessed with bows. And then there's a Hawaiian side of the family, Filipino side, where, like, we don't have, like, contact with them, but, like, you know, social media exists now. And I, like, pulled up, and the dude is literally a pastor surfing photographer. Like, he works in media and, like, surf. And I'm like, dude, this is like a freaking simulation. The fact that, like, no contact with these people yet our families are all like.
Andy
It's weird.
Lily
Person.
Andy
Identical twins freak me out.
Josh
It's very, very strange because they come
Andy
from the same egg, right? Is that the thing?
Lily
There's two different ways?
Josh
Yeah, it gets split, like, and they don't know how it happens either. Like, they don't know how identical. Like. Like, what causes it. Because it could be the egg and then it literally just, like, splits.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
Or it can be two separately.
Josh
Yeah. They enter at the same time, and then that's how, you know, like, ones
Andy
like, this is my ignorance. And there's probably identical twins watching this. But it's like, are they the same person?
Josh
The DNA is the same.
Andy
I know, but, like, even it could
Lily
be, like, I guess if you don't believe in a soul, what would you argue?
Andy
Yeah, what would you argue?
Lily
Differentiate.
Andy
Maybe they're a Horcrux. The soul been split.
Josh
Maybe they're half.
Andy
I don't.
Lil
I don't believe that Mrs. Kaiser has twins. I don't know if they're identical or fraternal.
Josh
They have to vote together, though, because it doesn't count.
Lil
Yeah.
Josh
Like, they only count as half a vote.
Andy
Yeah.
Lily
What does it mean that I absorbed my twin in the womb. Apparently, for a moment, I had a murderer.
Josh
But it also reminds me, like, we've talked about it before, but Bruce and Michael Buffer. Yeah, the announcers, remember that. That didn't know they had a brother until they got older. And they both ended up becoming the best at what they do. Announcing in combat sports and having catchphrases.
Andy
And it's like, that's super weird.
Josh
Until they didn't realize until, like, 30 or 40. Like, that's crazy.
Andy
Yeah.
Lil
Even just nuts. Even just siblings are so special. Not even just twins. I think about how Ada and Jane can't sleep unless they're sleeping together.
Josh
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
It's very sweet.
Lil
It's cute.
Andy
It is cute. It's very cute.
Josh
Andrew and his brother still sleep together sometimes.
Andy
Speaking of sleeping together now back it
Josh
up, back it up.
Andy
Speaking of identical twins, we don't know what. What is what.
Josh
There we go.
Andy
We got an episode right after this. We do patreon.com/ninjas are butterflies or YouTube membership. Also do a half episode on there. But yeah, we're going to be talking about some crazy stuff. I'm going to be talking about that thing I think with the president, what he's doing.
Lily
Yeah.
Andy
Also got something with Palantir, very creepy thing that they just released.
Josh
Absolutely.
Andy
Very creepy.
Josh
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Andy
Yeah.
Josh
And choir. And then we also have some stuff behind Jake Hutchinson and also when we were on John Mulaney's show, a lot of stuff is coming out. So hop on patreon.com today.
Lily
I just had a kid.
Josh
You just had a kid. So comment that comment that everyone needs to comment below the answer to the lily's questions, please. Every comment helps the pod so much.
Andy
I forgot to mention we are choosing 1 comment per video and sending you guys some merch. But you gotta comment, you gotta like, you gotta share, you gotta subscribe. Do all that stuff, please.
Josh
People are getting merchandise from just commenting and they love it.
Andy
Yeah.
Josh
So do it today, baby.
Andy
All right, guys, we love you.
Josh
We love you.
Andy
We'll see you on Patreon. Bye bye dolphins.
Lily
What you're about to see.
Josh
Wow.
Lil
May disturb you if any of you
Lily
know what these multi decade UAP
Andy
bottle
Lil
nose fish pigs was.
Josh
A massive police response on the dark complaint.
Lily
Dolphin silent.
Josh
I'm talking to you. Why did you lie inside? I cry. I cry.
"The Curse Of The Power Rangers, Bob Lazar’s UFO Proof & More Missing Scientists"
Date: May 1, 2026
Hosts: Josh Hooper, Andy DeNoon, Lily, Lil
This week's episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies dives into a captivating blend of comedy, conspiracies, true crime, and pop culture. The team explores the mysterious rash of missing scientists (with more vanishing in strange circumstances), updates on jaw-dropping new UFO evidence supporting Bob Lazar, and the eerie, real-life “Curse of the Power Rangers.” Woven throughout are side trips into Marvel movie fatigue, Disney adult psychology, notorious twin studies, trippy DMT tales, and their trademark roasts and banter.
Timestamps: [00:00], [12:19], [27:34], [37:40], [39:42], [50:14]
Timestamps: [66:09], [69:14]
Timestamps: [87:24] onward
Love on the Spectrum: The group shares heartfelt and comedic reactions to the latest season ([03:55]–[05:49]). Marvel Movie Fatigue ([21:49], [22:04]):
Timestamps: [97:12], [98:07], [101:02]
DMT “Machine Elf” Ban: Some users report being permanently “locked out” of the hallucinogenic spiritual plane, harshly ejected by so-called “machine elves” ([79:19]). - “The elves are like, get out. You’re not allowed in here. In fact, your soul is damned forever.” — Andy ([80:20])
The episode concludes with reminders about Patreon exclusives and weekly merch giveaways for commenters. The content is always a unique fusion of absurdist comedy, conspiracy speculation, heartfelt stories, and pop culture deep-dives, leaving listeners laughing and questioning reality in equal measure.
| Section | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Missing Scientists, Government Secrets | 00:00, 27:34, 37:40, 50:14 | | Bob Lazar UFO, Anti-gravity, Logan Paul’s Video | 66:09, 69:14 | | Curse of the Power Rangers | 87:24 | | Twin Experiments & Wild Coincidences | 97:12, 101:02| | Psychedelics, DMT, “Machine Elves” | 79:19, 83:34 | | Marvel/Disney/Pop Culture | 21:49, 22:04, 23:43 | | Board Game Torture, Comic Moments | 55:48 |
This episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies is a wild ride—a must-listen for lovers of conspiracy, retro pop culture, and irreverent laughs.