Transcript
Adam Curry (0:00)
The woman has three arms. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
John C. Dvorak (0:04)
It's Thursday, January 1, 2026. This is your award winning give One Nation Media Assassination Episode 1830. This is no agenda starting four more years and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas hill country here in FEMA region number six in the Morning, everybody.
Adam Curry (0:22)
I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley, we congratulate New York City on having a new mayor. I'm John C. Dvorak.
John C. Dvorak (0:30)
It's Crackpot and Buzz in the morning.
Adam Curry (0:34)
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak (0:35)
Happy New Year, Everybody. Woohoo. Yeah. 2026. It's awesome. Awesome. Is it just me or was this one of the quietest transitions we've ever had? And with that, I mean, I got very few texts this year.
Adam Curry (1:01)
I got one.
John C. Dvorak (1:04)
Fireworks seemed a lot, a lot more.
Adam Curry (1:07)
Oh, we were rained out. We had. It was raining here. It's raining as we speak.
John C. Dvorak (1:11)
Yeah.
Adam Curry (1:12)
Which is the first time I can ever remember it raining on January 1st in the Bay Area. And so it's raining. So there's the fireworks there. Yeah, they had them. You could hear booms, but there was no. You couldn't see anything.
John C. Dvorak (1:24)
No, it was here in Fredericksburg, Texas. Very, very muted. Not a lot of people shooting stuff off. Television was extraordinarily boring this year. Like the same old dumb stuff they do. No one has any new ideas for what to do on New Year's. On television. It seemed like the most exciting thing was on X, people saying, hey, Grok, put a bikini on her.
Adam Curry (1:57)
I missed that one.
John C. Dvorak (1:58)
Oh goodness. You haven't seen that?
Adam Curry (2:01)
No.
John C. Dvorak (2:01)
Oh, that's.
Adam Curry (2:03)
