Transcript
A (0:00)
Adam, hit it.
B (0:01)
Adam Curry, John C. Devoras. It's Sunday, March 15, 2026. Is your award winning Cubo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1851 this is no Agenda sniffing the sleeper cells and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas hill country here in FEMA region number six in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry.
A (0:23)
And coming to you from the Pacific Northwest where only tourists use umbrellas, I'm Mimi Smith, Crackpot and buzzkill in the morning.
B (0:35)
So I wonder how much longer John's gonna be out. We might have to actually change the jingle. I mean, people are complaining like, you still got John's name in the credits. Although I'm pretty sure I put your name in, but okay.
A (0:47)
John's probably gonna get out of the hospital this week, so he's well on his way to recovering at Jay and Brennan's house. So we're hoping that he. He's back sooner than later.
B (1:00)
Well, I received a phone call on Friday from John from the hospital. I was like, what? And here's the thing from Sutter Health. So, no, it's a 415 number. I'm like, oh, that's some Google scammer. Because of course, I don't have John's actual cell phone number. No, why would I have that after 18 years? So he goes to voicemail, like, hey, yeah, just checking in, checking in. I called him back, I said, dude, what's up? He's like, it was the sweetest thing. He says, yeah, you know, I just really wanted to apologize that I'm not there doing the show. I'm like, what are you talking about? You have the best excuse ever. This is fabulous. He sounded really good, Mimi. I gotta tell you, he sounded upbeat. I saw the picture in the newsletter. Do they not let him shave in the hospital?
A (1:57)
No, that's his form of protest. He's not shaving until he's out.
B (2:01)
Oh, okay. So when you say he'll come out this week, do you know? I mean, is that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. What's the prognosis?
A (2:11)
I don't know. We have to extract him somehow this week sometime, you know, maybe Tuesday or Wednesday.
B (2:19)
Oh, sorry.
A (2:20)
Or Thursday.
B (2:21)
So he can do the show on Thursday. Easy.
