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next to him it's my top shot hot boy trey kirby ao ao and last but not least over yonder making the magic happen super producer jd hello there he is here we are hello to everybody on youtube hello podcast listeners on today's show which is very likely going to be long we're going to pyramid pyramid rank the western conference teams okay and don't worry we'll show you the wedgies that we had last night two more wedgies yeah baby records are dropping left and right here in the nba because we're setting the all time wedgie record but first bam adebayo made nba history last night the miami heat center scored the second most points in an nba game ever tallying eighty three points to lead his team to the one hundred fifty one hundred twenty nine victory over the wizards in south beach bam had thirty one points at the end of the first quarter forty three by halftime sixty two by the end of the third he finished twenty for forty three from the field thirty six for forty three forty thirty six for forty three from the foul line and seven of twenty two from deep so his free throw makes and his attempts both set nba records for a game so it now goes wilt one hundred bam's eighty three kobe bryant's eighty one and let me tell you people have strong opinions about this game what did you think tk we were doing the live chat for celtic spurs and obviously as he started accumulating the points the chat very quickly turned into bam watch
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bam watch yeah twenty twenty six ultimately i think it's awesome first thing i told my kids this morning when they woke up bam adebayo scored eighty three points last night what couldn't believe it even told my wife every group chat that you have that has any interest in basketball was sending messages last night popping off this is an entertainment product and that was entertaining to see a guy go for eighty three a bizarre fourth quarter we'll absolutely get into it but this man was cooking i thought in the first half that was some real basketball the wizards had no answers for him thirty one in the first quarter he set his career high in the first half getting to forty three and then in the third quarter i thought the wizards were completely defeated they gave up they were not trying on defense and then in the fourth quarter you know triple teaming just trying to make bam not get the ball we had challenges on both sides trying to keep bam off the free throw line or get to the free throw line it was an unusual watch for sure the last twelve minutes especially the last three minutes but still eighty three points in a box score eighty three points up on the jumbotron how cool is
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that to see yeah it is absolutely earned that's for sure it was earned from the get go i think it there were perfect ingredients to this having no hero no pow otherwise he doesn't get every shot given to him handed to him set up for him but he was giving it to alex sar and tristan vukovic too slow coming off the bench everybody questioned gil too small anthony gill yeah yeah but he earned them you know he started to get the whistle because that's what happens to stars when you start scoring and all that so did tristan vukovic actually commit those five fouls in the six minutes he played i mean he got borderline but he just wasn't able to get in front of him alex sars got great tape for the summer to watch this thing where he was terrorized really by bam out of bayou but bam earned those things again you know kind of a perfect storm for this guy his previous season high this year was thirty two thirty two and then he
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goes and drops fifty more nearly matched it in the first quarter yeah and
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it doubles his career high and it is against the wizards who do give up career highs for other guys see corey kisper less than two weeks ago that's what happens with the washington wizards and everybody gets into the fourth quarter and i understand i don't really love intentionally fouling to send a guy to the free throw line but stars do that i should say but teams do that to get stars to a certain total devin booker had that done for him when he got to seventy he had six free throws in the last forty five seconds he made to get him to seventy in his second year that was cool this one is a bigger deal because it's kobe bryant that he beats yes yeah that's why it's even bigger and i don't think that's just us in the moment that's that's just because it's kobe yeah i'd agree
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with that this was fun as hell to watch like this is a mid march game here and this was like you couldn't take your eyes off the screen and whether you thought it was ethical or unethical or it got silly and it did in the final couple minutes it did but he was cooking too and we watched a majority of this it was so fun to see a guy like bam in real time like chase down all these individual records you said it tas it started with his previous career high of forty one points so obviously hits that early okay wow how many he's going to finish with like what about you guys what did you think when he had thirty one at the end of the first quarter we've seen monster first quarters before and then guys like trail off right i'm thinking what's the best case scenario for him like i don't know fifty five fifty six he probably ends with
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something like that well exactly it's like you're watching and you're like okay bam gets to fifty he'll be in the mix for weirdest guys to score fifty but not really like malachi flynn has done it tony bay has done it tony delk corey brewer like these are guys who that's their biggest moment in their nba career and look bam did say this is his number one game of all time post game he did score eighty three so why wouldn't it be but then he gets to sixty you're like okay he might really be the weirdest guy to score sixty maybe it's kemba walker but as like he's a scorer right he's a guy that has the ball in his hands bam is a post player who's like go to shot as a midi and then i mean realistically i thought he would get to about sixty and then not play the fourth quarter right right because they were up by like twenty five to thirty points for the entire time players are often pulled when that's the case but bam will never have a game like this not just eighty three points it wouldn't be surprising to me if he never gets fifty again it wouldn't be surprising to me if he never gets forty again so he's beloved in miami he is heat culture there eric spoltra said this is the most you've ever been on fire in your life we're going to do everything we can to get you a total as high as we possibly can yeah and
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to go back to him chasing down people yeah he so he beats his previous career high of forty one then it's like you know we were having fun in the chat it's like is he going to surpass his girlfriend's aj aj wilson's fifty three a game you were at i was there versus the atlanta dream okay you're watching that so it'll be a fun little story like who will have that in the household he does that then it's like okay is he going to pass lebron's heat record of sixty one that he did against like the bobcat okay he does that and then yeah it gets to that seventy mark and suddenly you're like oh my god he could if he plays if they keep force feeding him he could go for this and it's like wow this is realistic that he could get to eighty and obviously surpass kobe's eighty one which he does in the end with free throws like it was just wild to watch unfold in
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real time it's a shocker for a guy whose career high was forty one to double that thing in one night and here he is in year nine this isn't year two right this is where we are so as trey said if he doesn't get to fifty that's not surprising at all if he doesn't get the fifty ever again i should say i mean it's not because it's bam and because he doesn't he doesn't go into his dribble package to create his own shot it's a mid range shot or it's a hook shot and i started to think all right the dinkers and dumpers as as i watch as we watch back all the first quarter and the second quarter and the third quarter but you know you he did put it on the floor and he was hitting his threes and people saying oh that's only here seven of twenty two threes that's not a lot of threes it's not a great percentage he did take a lot of shots there's no doubt you gotta shoot a
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lot to get to eighty that's hard
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work to shoot that many shots from the floor and from the free throw line and miss shots but yeah it's
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hard work and you can tell too because they played in red jerseys and these heat jerseys you can tell when a guy's sweating had different colored jerseys by the end of the first quarter top very dark bottom still crispy red
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yeah i did see kelly dwyer point this out that kobe's high when he got to eighty one was sixty two points you know so that's like okay yeah you you scored sixty before but this one was just a shocker oh
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yeah wilt when he scored one hundred led the league in scoring kobe when he scored eighty one led the league in scoring like many guys are obviously elite scorer so it's it's strange that this is bam out of bio yeah oh yeah very very strange but like when you get to that seventy plus points mark you know are all of them ever in any of these games guys have done it like are every bucket or every foul drawn ethical so to speak no like will chamberlain i know we don't have footage of this thing but by all accounts people that were there there was fouling going on in the fourth quarter in a bid to get him more possessions for the big dipper to get to the to the one hundred point mark like you know there was hijinks is what i'm getting at kobe you know look he led a comeback versus our raptors no doubt but then in the fourth quarter i mean it was all kobe he like took basically every shot every single free throw as they piled it on to try and obviously run it up and see how high he could get devin booker you brought up that one i mean that one's mad wonky and that was in a hilarious loss too if i remember correctly for the suns and then even like david thompson and david robinson like they're establishing like personal highs while they're trying to set like basically pointless points per game records and stuff like that all of these for the most part have something that gets a little silly or you're like okay is this really basketball because to get to that number you guys sort of got to do this but it doesn't mean it's not entertaining you absolutely do
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have to do that you got to score free throws to get to eighty plus or to one hundred which somebody's going to get to one hundred it's going to happen guaranteed but it's the only way to score without the clock running is shooting free throws so that's how you do it this reminded me of a kobe game but not as eighty one point game it reminded me of his last game of his career against the utah jazz when he scored sixty on fifty shots the most ever taken in an nba game and it was like we don't want to see anybody else touch the ball the utah jazz were out there looking like extras that game and that's what bam's teammates were that's what the wizards were for the most part though they were it was awesome to see how hard they were trying to keep him from getting the ball they had two guys step in to try and take a charge on him it was just it was ridiculous chief keef the coach of the wizards he said in the fourth quarter it turned into not a real basketball game it wasn't but it was still
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fun yeah and chief keef didn't double until the last three minutes i mean they're playing just single what a time
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to decide to
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the ugly part was that they kept committing those fouls with two guys on them and just were playing very bad defense and just didn't didn't know how to get the ball out of his hands so that was the ugly part and not and the not fun to watch part seeing a guy go to the free throw line because they're not good at defense yeah
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because the heat are making it very clear they want bam to get to kobe's record the wizards you know after getting cooked all game are deciding to try and foul others to halt this scoring barrage so it's these two two obviously different game plans here bumping up against each other and yeah got it got really really silly at the end when they were triple teaming him in the backcourt and he finally like he's forced to pass the ball and it goes to drew smith and they're like oh i foul him and then you know like then they're like purposely missing free throws to try and get it back and all this stuff like yeah right at the end you can roll your eyes at it but you could not look away because you're like oh my god i don't care how this happens this might happen yeah and just a lot of shot attempts i mean that had to have been exhausting because here's what i was thinking through really a lot of this game not just the fourth quarter we used to talk about like or you'd hear like a casual fan when they watch lebron james i go why doesn't lebron james just drive to the basket every single time and just barrel over guys or barrel through guys that's sort of what bam was doing for a majority of this game he was like what if i do that all right let's give it a go that was the strategy in
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the fourth quarter yeah for sure i'm going into the lane they're going to foul me and they're going to call the foul or i'm going to chuck up a three and try and kick
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him with my leg yeah yeah it was it was insane but spo said after the game you know when he got to the seventy market was like i'm not taking him out when is this possibly going to ever happen again i want to be here for this i think that's what ends up happening you're obviously at home the crowd the coach the assistant coaches all the players i even think the referee's got to get in on it a little bit right where they're like holy crap like they're looking at the jumbotron they're seeing he's got seventy five seventy six all right he's drawing contact let's call the foul you gotta get caught up in it is my point once he came
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back out for the fourth quarter it's like they're going for it because he had already set his career high he was already he was at sixty plus i think at that point right he was at twenty he had twenty one in the fourth so might as well go for it yeah good thing they're the best conditioned team in the nba got to put in a lot of work to go to the line that
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many times yeah and his teammates and the whole organization as you said he's a pillar of this organization they love this guy and that makes sense why they're continuously giving him the ball and letting him do his thing he's a team guy he's he's not a me guy and that's why asia wilson who was in the arena was invited to hang out and do the press conferences too like like he is he's always about other people he's always been about that so on this spectacular night you give him the ball and you watch him go and try and hit kobe's eighty one he did that if only it was two months earlier because that would have been the twenty year ish anniversary of kobe doing it you know it was a jan eighteen january eighteenth
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two thousand six yeah two thousand six
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for sure yeah so whatever it was super close and we can all talk about it and that's what i think that's what just makes people the maddest is that he they beat or he beat oh of course kobe bryant oh
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they're absolutely livid because think about it think about any kobe stan any argument they've ever had i'm sure with other people about the greatest players of all time or whatever they're bringing up kobe scoring anyone i mean it's definitely one thing he had on jordan it comes up all the time and so now those kobe stands they say that and the person gets to go who cares bam scored eighty three and you're like oh damn that's a shot to the heart right there that's going to put a hole in your in your idea about kobe a little bit but like i did like it's so silly too like you can still think kobe had a better game in his eighty one i think he did we watched it we were raptors fans he lit our team up but you don't need to diminish bam's incredible accomplishment here too you can you can again at the end sure but they're all amazing any of these guys that score this amount of points in a forty eight minute game it's remarkable it's you know he was helped out a little perfect storm missing some of his other scores and playing
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the wizards oh yeah it was literally perfect once they got to the post game interview it was like norm powell took one of the questions to do it looking like jesus in an all white suit and then you look at the guys who were standing behind bam and unless you do a daily nba podcast you couldn't name anybody yeah so it's like we need somebody to score eighty three this is the perfect smush parker esque sort of storm where it's like who is all else is on this team casparus yakachonas keisha johnson he just won the dunk contest you couldn't pick him out of a lineup for the most part you know just random
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dudes myron gardner myron gardner setting up bam yeah you mentioned kea johnson and i know we were doing this on substack and you were mentioning how the guy you know he loves to smile he loves to dance like he did during the dun contest and he was bringing it yesterday he was in it i will say tyler hero get into this a little bit more he was sort of behind everybody come get come on in stop eating your snack whatever he was chewing on back there and come come celebrate i do like norm's question though like he basically took the mic and said how does this feel it's wilt chamberlain you and kobe bryant top three scores ever it was a good question like that made him that made him just get all emotional because he just scored eighty three obviously a
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crazy number for any player to put up but especially for bam a player with a career scoring average of sixteen point one per game that is just that part is mind blowing i was like trying to think of an equivalent in our lifetime like maybe a generation or two before this would be like like bam doing this like be like marc gasol going for eighty three you know like seriously like a guy that's more known for defense yeah you know a couple time all star you know sort of guy with like around whatever sixteen seventeen eighteen points per game you know joaquim noah going for eighty three not the score of bam or marcus all but you get my point here more of a defensive minded guy than known for offense like all these other guys that have done it like embiid and mitchell and booker and and so on right they're scorers they're not they're not you know defensive minded guys so for him to get to this is wild few other crazy stats only fourteen teams have taken more free throws in a game this season than bam's forty three i said team yeah he had a lot of free throws of the eleven players who have scored at least seventy points in a game bam adebayo only one to have shot under fifty percent from the field so it's not efficient twenty of forty three what's that forty six point five percent everybody else that had done it had been over the fifty percent mark and then my favorite stat you said about these other heat players bam and simone fontechio who scored eighteen last night are now the only duo in nba history that doesn't include wilt chamberlain to combine for one hundred points in a single game bam and fontechio yeah who was the high
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scorer in kobe's game outside of kobe
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smush parker smusher he scored thirteen i
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think oof yeah step it up i
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think he did and then you know there's been big jordan and games thirteen
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for smush five of eleven from the
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field lebron and kyrie games not not bam and fontechio baby any other notes from this moments it is cool to
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have your girlfriend and your mom in
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attendance pretty amazing very cool that's really
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sweet hey i got all the most important people in my life here to watch me have the biggest game of my life it must have felt like a culmination of his entire literal life up until this point yeah no doubt
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his thirty one first quarter points fifth most in a single quarter in nba history klay thompson thirty seven kevin love thirty four carmelo anthony thirty three and karl anthony towns had thirty two he had a sixty point game yeah people have noted you know these things when this stuff happens tends to happen in bunches like point being like maybe don't be surprised if somebody else this week next week go for a weird sixty maybe even seventy point game yeah i
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could see the wizards play yeah yeah
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schedule orlando magic oh hold on the wizards are they're not even the worst offensive team are they they might be
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right now yeah yeah they're they're only twenty ninth yeah that's what i thought they got the magic the celtics and the warriors up next and the pistons i mean you can see a sixty point game in every single one of those against the wizards if steph comes back i don't think pods is getting
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sixty utah jets worst defensively yeah keep your eye on those games and i
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didn't jump hardcore into the numbers to note this but as you said that numbers are starting to they could come in a bunch here the last couple years we've all been sort of waiting for the moments where we're gonna have like sixty point games three times in a week i will say i didn't get into the numbers but it just sure feels like the numbers have gone slightly down this year in terms of guys getting to fifty or sixty what
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was the season high going into last night jokic was fifty something fifty four maybe fifty seven it was in the fifties oh yeah we haven't even have
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the six yeah forget this forget looking into the stats they just haven't been happening yeah like the way they we were waiting for it when we saw luca get to seventy right we're waiting for this stretch of like a january february we're going to see like twenty fifty point games they're just not happening
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also like i don't want this to get overlooked in this crazy bam game because there's a lot of talk about the efficiency obviously the twenty four forty three and then all the free throws that he hit and how many he took he is just the seventh player in history to attempt at least twenty two threes in a game and this might be the weirdest part of this game because like yes bam has added the long ball to his repertoire like he takes more than he ever did at the start of his career but still strange to see his name on a list that includes steph curry klay thompson james harden damian lillard jr smith and then keeping him company marcus smart those are the only other people along with bam to shoot twenty two three pointers in a game they're just stupid numbers man like what an insane game
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he said he is what seven for twenty two yeah he's shooting thirty two point nine percent from three this season that's like perfectly average right on average but he did get an extra literal point per game on his season scoring going for eighty three i think he
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entered last night thirty eighth in the league in scoring in points per game and i think he's up to thirty fifth he jumped a couple people last night increasing his scoring average cool good
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on bam adebayo and the eighty three
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point night there's other stuff going on
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in the nba yeah we can get
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to bam just kicks it out well
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that's that's why besides playoff games which are the best these are the funniest nights in an nba season yes like these stupid nights where something like this is going off and all the whatsapp chats are going nuts and all the group chats and and the internet and everybody's going what that can't be right how many does he have what are you talking about what's going on find the game you know this is the best this is like my favorite part of a weird season when you get a night like this yeah i mean
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we'll get into all the other players who put up big numbers last night but it really felt like the kickoff of mickey mouse march yesterday right right
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right final question for you guys who who is most likely here to go for let's say seventy plus just seventy plus this season this season if it does indeed happen in bunches and we get another quick turnaround here for another one of these games who do you like to do it call your shot
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wemby okay oh yeah i go back to luca again okay he's got a seventy three yeah yeah he's done it
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before wemby's fascinating because you can play the minutes yeah well and you know this guy does part of his brand is this ethical hoops you know so at a certain point i get like look the game would have to be close a lot closer this instance because i feel like wemby miss johnson the spurs maybe they just don't go for something like this but maybe i'm wrong maybe like every team and every coach at a certain point when a guy has i mean let's call it what it is like sixty plus at the end of three you almost like i don't know do you owe it to the to the league and fans like give it a go you know give it a go all right we're up twenty who cares see what you can do see how they approach you and we'll and we'll see where you end it end up with but he could
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naturally do it because he's also he's more of a three point shooter than wemby yes than bam i should say so the numbers could just add up will he play enough minutes with the spurs team that says we're gonna sit you man so that's the unlikely part that you're he's just gonna play five garbage minutes at the end it has to be close as you said he hasn't played a game he hasn't played forty minutes in a game this season
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quite yet yeah and you do need as many threes as you want to hit you're going to need like twenty
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free throws you got to hit a
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ton because you said it you got to stop the clock and you just got to rack them up there at least twenty free throws to start flirting with eighty plus so there we go
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let's the first time bam has played forty minutes this season he's like thirty one point seven for the year as well he's a low minutes guy yeah that's also weird
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well we'll end with this tweet i saw from jason maples about the bam game the beautiful irony in that bam game is it can be twisted to fit any agenda you have about today's game oh yeah well said great tweet from maples there so sound off in the stream team let us know in the comments your thoughts on bam's eighty three point night they
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say seventy percent awesome thirty percent unethical
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the the who does the stream team
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the stream team yeah okay let's go to jalen brown getting ejected in the second quarter of tuesday's one hundred twenty five one hundred sixteen loss to the spurs after officials whistled him for back to back technical foul so he is pissed off cause brown stumbled out of bounds he thought he got plushed it resulted in a turnover brown goes back and he's arguing with official tyler ford on the way back down to the other end of the floor i mean he's giving it to him and i thought ford let him go for a little bit and then he turns right back around he says something there and that is when the first technical foul was assessed and he's still heated oh he's coming back at him he's got more things to say to tyler ford and that is when that second official promptly whistles brown for another tech hence the ejection which was disappointing because we were watching this game was really fun brown was having a great game and he obviously left had to leave the floor your thoughts tk on how the officials handed that and jalen brown's mattering and all what do you think okay
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well first of all blown call so i understand jaylen brown for being upset and to me he is a guy that is constantly feeling disrespected even when he's being respected so to have that call go against him he thinks i'm a superstar i should get that call right to me it also felt like when he went at tyler ford that he should have had the respect to tee him up immediately instead tyler ford let him keep yelling at him turned around and jaylen brown is like i didn't get a tech yet how are you not going to give me a
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tech pointed at him and dropped the
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expletive so then he turns back around yells at him some more and tyler ford at that point had to give him a technical and then that also set off jalen brown and look tyler ford is one of the worst referees that's in the league and players hate this guy yeah so i think that all factors into it as well meta was the other referee suyash mehta on the other side he said don't go up my friend tyler like that so i think it was just kind of a perfect storm of bad call bad referee guy who likes to get upset about not having the standing in the league that he feels he have you
JD
you compared him last night in the live chat to rodney dangerfield big time that's what jalen brown is the nba
Skeets
sure i'm an all star i'm an all nb nba guy they give me mvp trophies for every playoff series i play in but no respect he feels
JD
aggrieved all the time and he and look he got fined what thirty five thousand dollars earlier this season for comments about the officials what'd you think he
Trey Kirby
went too hard that's for sure at the same time i did want to see tyler ford deal with it rather than the secondary referee jump in because after he got that first technical foul when tyler ford goes to the scores table seven he's got it technical foul he starts to walk back to his spot and that's when jalen brown decides that's five seconds later he goes to jump at him and as soon as the celtics players jump in to get in the way that's when suyash mayt jumps in says no you get the technical so it looked like he was trying to assist the situation when tyler ford was looking directly at jalen brown not giving him that second technical so i don't take joe missoula's postgame press conference word for word but i i do see where he's going with when he was asked about he said quote just give a ton of credit to my high school principal he had the balls to throw a student out he didn't leave it to the hall monitor equal suyash mehta a hall monitor now that meta is a young referee he's thirty four years old and so i think that's a tiny part of it if he was a vet he would allow the other vet who is the the crew chief as well tyler ford's the crew chief to deal with it yeah one on one let's deal with it you don't got to jump in when tyler ford was clearly not doing anything to eject him that's all but jalen brown was super super hot he
JD
was hot okay over a non call that let's be honest wasn't really all that like in a game that was very physical yep this was nothing it was like hand on the hip yeah a little push he did stumble was he selling it or not i don't know but like it's not a lot going on here like it's like for wasn't like he was smacked in the face or cheap shot to a rib or something like that this was like like next to nothing so it was just he was pissed and i think it's a huge part of like i don't think he likes tyler ford i don't think a lot of guys like tyler ford look he's got a punchable face there's no doubt something smug about him you know but i thought to ford's credit he did like okay all right let's hear it okay you yelled at me you point at me you said go f yourself whatever he said i'll give you that first tech and then maybe probably would have stopped now you kept coming and that's when
Trey Kirby
there was another great camera angle that nbc closed their broadcast with i thought nbc did a great job yesterday they went to the live look into the wizards heat game to see what bam out of bio is doing i thought that was cool and they showed at the end of the game the other side of the the court where tyler ford literally said what the first time he didn't hear jalen brown he said what are you saying and then jalen brown yelled at him he said okay you know he's he nodded he basically nodded i mean i hear what you're saying jalen and then jalen walked away and then said no like trey said i want a technical foul so he went back adam and so there there was this communication thing happening and then all of a sudden to see him come back from the scorers table and then see another referee i just thought that was lame when we're watching jaylen brown versus victor wenyama i thought the first half was really fun guys to go at it it was super fun because jalen brown went at victor wembanyama and said oh no i'm coming out but then the next time he went at him and he scored on through his chest yeah and then there was just cool plays with wemby jalen brown's in the corner their best player and they go and dumble jalen brown in the corner jalen brown passes out then he gets the ball back and they double him again and then he gets into the free throw line or gets to the free throw line and pass the sam houser who drains a three and then he went in after wemby wemby was on the right side so he decided okay i'm gonna come out and then he went to the left side and he scored because wemby had to go to get to sam houser so i just thought that matchup was awesome and then it was gone yeah it
JD
was deflating for the game for sure because brown had eight points four of eight shooting seven assists he had a couple rebounds he had a steal he was playing well through the first yeah basically call it a quarter or thirteen minutes that he was on he was
Trey Kirby
he wasn't efficient either he was missing shots too but it was their best player and then you know jason tatum had to take over and there's no peyton pritchard in this game so yeah that just took away from it that's
JD
for sure it didn't take long for jalen brown to post his thoughts on social media though soon after the ejection i mean he went and got that phone pretty quick he hit axie hit twitter and he said this the shit i be talking about see curious to see if that gets him i don't know any sort of extra fine or another fine potentially they don't like this type of stuff but you know he doesn't say referees in it he could he could he could play dumb he could be like i was watching the bam game you don't know what i'm referencing well we'll see on that maybe
Trey Kirby
he's just talking about x in general
JD
yeah maybe yeah that's right things have changed for you page sucks but fun game it was despite brown getting tossed i thought they treated this matchup the two teams with the requisite respect for a game between really good teams here in march what are your other takeaways from the actual game itself tk all
Skeets
right thirty nine for wemby eleven points just a meager two blocks but the spurs are now ten zero when he hits four or more three pointers he had a tie to career high with eight last night when the spurs make fifteen or more threes this season they're twenty one one unbeatable because you know he's going to shut it down inside and still score inside it seemed to me like if i'm the celtics i'd be like hey we kept wemby out of the paint you know it did feel like he was kind of settling for threes but he's been shooting them pretty well lately so that's a scary thing for the league question i was going to ask you guys last night but you know we got distracted by bam going for eighty three points up or down wemby will be considered the best player in the league by the end of next season
Trey Kirby
so csj sia jokic yeah see giannis i'll take i
Skeets
think giannis is kind of being left
JD
behind i'll take down i'm going to take down on next year on next season what year will he be in four will that be four for wendy you know i'm gonna still still go down because of just the other guys above him in my mind in yokichae or giannis yeah or luca i mean
Trey Kirby
it's a good question i think he will be i think i think that's fair i mean i didn't see it coming when we made our mvp predictions you had him in the top five right of this season i just didn't see it coming i didn't see the the off season what he's become in general as a person how he's just ready mentally physically everything so i didn't see it coming so i i don't think that would be surprising at all he's almost he's almost essentially there yeah no no
JD
i think all we get at is like he'll probably just have to score more more consistently i think too to to grab that obviously this team will have to have this team success which they have so that's not a problem but yeah he'll have to be flirting with the twenty eight twenty nine thirty points per game because these other guys do now he's got obviously the advantage on the defense man he's the most elite defender we've seen in a very very long time so he's
Skeets
got that yeah and he's almost at fifty forty ninety i mean not really he's fifty percent from the field thirty six from three hundred eighty one at the line it's not unreasonable he's tickling the ivories of fifty forty ninety next season and he's like thirty points per game per thirty six yeah that's true
JD
the minutes played if he bumps that up and all that that's great look he's he's already there will he be the number one we'll see this was a close game early in the fourth quarter and then san antonio i thought busted it open devin moselle great hit a three deer and fox i thought he was awesome in this game i mean it's funny part about fox like he has these good games where you play alongside webby so like you're rarely going to be talked about but he had twenty five looking like star fox and man i start the more i watch him i'm like oh is this guy going to decide like playoff series and how far this team can really go because when he's aggressive and the shots dropping man they just go level up and then wemby splashes another three the jackals were going berserk and that place was going nuts he had eight threes and the three thousand nine hundred eleven so they sort of just blew the game open right at the end
Trey Kirby
yeah as trey said he was it felt like he was settling a little bit for his three point shots and i thought that was because of a couple things the celtics were doing a great job of the the double the the the soft double that you're they're bodying him with keda or luca garza guarding him one on one and then that secondary defender who just come for the swipe he was just he was just swiping and that altered his shots a little bit the second thing that also maybe caused wemby to hang out at the three point line was the hit to the face by sam houser in the first quarter i mean that was literally a face palm you called it the e honda seats that's right i mean literally it rattled him it rattled it hurt him i shouldn't say rattled it nothing rattles him and that's the great thing about victor nothing rattles him that was a huge shot he was looking at that nose that he got hit like eleven minutes real time later in the hallway because i looked at the clock because he was he was real like that's a long run for sure that was a shot we
JD
had like four guys get hit in the face like in the first like half of this game yeah different guys
Trey Kirby
super physical that slow mo of his nose rattles like his nose rattled around like it looked like a wobbly like it looked like it was super soft you know what i mean like the the cartilage was rattling around and then he was able to come back and handle he handled it so well he does not get rattled the game before sengun was giving him the classic forearm to the neck no rattle he was totally fine and that's the great thing about him you heard it with darren fox at halftime when he was interviewed they basically talk about jalen brown getting super hot and things getting hot and then fox said we don't get hot yeah that's the other side and so that's the great thing about wemby he kept it all intact although again the celtics help defense i think got to him a touch and so did that shot to the freaking face again that didn't rattle him at all because wemby is wemby he's just on another mental level than everybody else physically he's ready
Skeets
yeah he's just skinny but he embraces the physicality do you think he's paranoid about having bats in the cave everybody can see up his nose every person
JD
on earth right yeah yeah maybe you
Skeets
got to really be i mean i am aware i am at six five seven five then yes yeah he's got to always carry a hank i was
JD
just gonna say does he play with a hank clean his back pocket what do you think of tatum just before we move on ten to twenty four twenty four points in twenty seven minutes i mean he took a lot of threes too look there was a lot of three pointers taken in this game like it was like almost it was almost like one hundred three pointers attempted between the two teams but thoughts on tatum's highest scoring game at least since
Trey Kirby
coming back i thought yes he looked really really good they were going to him in the second half because brown's out and here's our guy i thought yeah he looked like he is on the verge not quite of being there sort of number one one a option it doesn't matter what those two guys but i thought he looked great i thought derrick white also had a great bounce back game where they were sort of relying on those two guys especially with again peyton pritchard out and jalen brown out so jason tatum is on that trajectory to being backed to jason
JD
tatum and we had the ron harper junior versus dylan harper bros were battling
Skeets
yeah both played pretty well best game
Trey Kirby
ever i guess for ron harper he doubled his career high oh nice that's that's pretty good bam adebayo double his career high ron harper junior doubled his
JD
career high right when you say it like that just leave it like that him and bam very comparable yeah how
Skeets
about this for a nickname baylor baggins shireman i saw this yeah i had the hobbit before but then i realized
JD
baylor baggins sounds good yeah i like
Skeets
it he's a shire man shire man i like it he could also have very hairy feet he probably does i
Trey Kirby
agree yeah damn yeah didn't realize that but now you put it that way
Skeets
but i said and if the celtics win a championship this year he gets the one ring come on let's be
Trey Kirby
good yeah he made he doesn't care i guess about his hair maintenance but i went back and looked at some old photos he looks like a totally different person a couple years ago he's
JD
now shaggy man he's shaggy let's talk a little bit about the hawks winning their seventh straight nikhil alexander walker awesome again jalen johnson fantastic they beat the mavericks one hundred and twenty four one hundred and twelve they led nearly the entire game now they couldn't pull away until right in the fourth quarter but they did and they kept cooper flag in check i thought dyson daniels did a pretty good job when he was matched up on him and this is their longest win streak since a pair of seven game runs during the twenty one twenty two season a lot of these wins coming at home any takeaways from the hawks they're doing a good
Skeets
job forcing turnovers they forced fourteen last night let them get out in transition it felt like this game was for the first three quarters at least just a fast break both ways every single time twenty six to seven though for the hawks on the fast break category in their last seven games pretty easy competition but they're fifth in opposing turnover rate and that's how they have to play defense akongwu is a mobile big guy but he's not very tall he's not a huge rim deterrent so nikhil alexander walker getting steals dyson daniels getting steals that's their best way to defend and they did a good job of that last night and they've been doing a good job of that recently i think they're eighth for the entire season and that's kind of like their only elite defensive metric but the hawks they know how they want to play with this team that they got going right
Trey Kirby
now it was awesome to see just the hawks just just handle everything really well cause it looked like the mavericks were coming back in this game and klay thompson was on fire and i thought maybe it's my bias here watching bam adebayo but we could have a hot clay night and he hit five threes and they started to make a close game in the fourth and then he missed a shot and then he had a near wedgie i mean it was a thunker and they couldn't get all the way back now the atlanta hawks are that team that we all know with their twitter account they used to add up every single w as soon as they extended their streak it's back baby yeah it's nice it's nice
JD
to see i like to see that seven w's right there they could extend that they could add some more w's they play the nets later this week on thursday then they play the bucks again on saturday then they play the magic which is suddenly like a pretty intriguing game big game on on march sixteenth just a normal day just a
Skeets
totally normal game against the orlando magic
JD
that's right that's right just normal just normal monday but hey if you're hungry they'll have some fine culinary experiences down
Skeets
at the beginning he's a great performer he'll be there just he'll just was
Trey Kirby
gonna be there absolutely no yesterday's halftime show was awesome for the atlanta hawks the renaissance the renaissance orchestra they're so good oh wow they're literally so good in comparison i don't need to do this i don't need to what about ism i don't need to do this but in comparison to ti who will be performing on monday this renaissance orchestra is ridiculously good they are so good and then they were interviewed afterwards saying yeah we're doing a live concert at buckhead theater coming up okay i start looking for tickets he's like you know what they're sold out and because they're like four hundred bucks a piece and they're worth every dollar wow they're worth every they're so good how is the
JD
buckhead theater i'm going on monday yeah it's nice magic city night who are you serious our lady peace wow i've
Skeets
got quite the lineup there what a
Trey Kirby
turn what a turn dude the renaissance
JD
orchestra couldn't even say it with a
Skeets
straight face you know who loves the renaissance orchestra loot cornet
JD
nice loot quartet where were we what have we been talking about oh yeah the hawks i was talking about their streak here anyway it could get to nine can get to ten that's a big game because they're trying to you know catch the the magic the southeast division man not enough people are talking about it the heat that's right winning bam eighty three obviously the hawks seven game win streak the magic are playing really well they're winning a couple of games here even the hornets got back into the win call in there last night and then yeah okay the wizards but they're making
Skeets
news yeah trey young came back southeast
JD
division has never been hotter let's show you the other results from last night there was a lot of games on and there's some crazy crazy individual performances because yeah maybe mickey mouse march no doubt you see it there i'm not going to read them all but trey do you have a takeaway from any of these other games got to hand
Skeets
out a few bad timing awards from last night eighty three points for bam adebayo we also had spurs versus celtics a potential finals preview a lot of eyeballs on those games so matas buzz ellis having his first career forty point game went for forty one six two two and two against the warriors in a win where golden state just completely threw it away didn't even know that that happened montes bouzzo forty one points also skeets leonard miller seventeen eleven first career double double hell yeah yep also in this double coming soon yeah sure speaking of triple doubles josh giddey had his third triple double of march he's got twenty eight career triple doubles nine of them have come in march and three more of them have come in april hell yeah he is a march man but the biggest bad timing award goes to campaign who had his career best game thirty two points that's a career high ten assists that's a career high zero turnovers went eight of eight from three six of six at the free throw line basically in a perfect game that's like a guaranteed whoa boy yeah any other night yeah not last
Trey Kirby
night well there's three career highs yesterday that bad night who would you go gold silver bronze as in so the
JD
three career highs are bam no no
Trey Kirby
no forget about bam the three guys who got overlooked who got the most overlooked between matas bezels forty one campaign thirty two and ron harper junior twenty two
JD
cam cam is like the that's the worst because he's never doing this again i have a lot of confidence in saying that he's been around a lot longer boozelis for sure could have sure another forty or fifty or whatever and yeah and ron hubbard junior like i'm sorry he's like that's twenty like that's not a lot so twenty two for him yeah i would say cam basically having a perfect game in addition to them winning without their main guys because tyrese maxey diagnosed with a tendon injury in his right pinky finger so he's going to be reevaluated in three weeks this is brutal i mean i don't know if camp campaign's going to have to keep this up yeah i don't think he's going to but like look we were like i don't know is he going to miss a couple games they said hopefully it's not long that's pretty long you know i know paul george in theory is coming back indeed who knows but how much longer
Skeets
does george have like he comes back
JD
end of march yeah yeah something like that so so yeah i think he's got nine or eight games eight games now i think left on his suspension
Trey Kirby
twenty five game suspension it's campaign time
Skeets
it literally is he saved them last night they were losing coming into the fourth quarter he had thirteen in the fourth and just got scorching hot on fire and really saved this game for him because the grizzly probably should have won that one but a good loss
Trey Kirby
for them tank wise this is the time they could use jared mccain that's for sure yes it is absolutely is yeah going through cam's campaigns box course of his career i always think back to twenty twenty one western conference final they needed phoenix needed campaign to come in and score because chris paul was out he had twenty nine points in the western conference final respect which ties his career high in the regular season not anymore i mean that was until last night i should say and now he's got thirty two so he can do it he can get high he can get super cold but he can
JD
get hot a few other notes lakers quality win against the wolves i mean those teams are all jockeying for position luka triple double really really good game so they took care of business the kings beat the pacers in the old tankathon matchup there good for the pacers huge for the pacers obviously those are the two worst teams so that's another win for the kings fifty cent light in the beam in sacramento yeah yep
Skeets
yep yep that's two things that i didn't know were still a thing the
JD
beam and fifty six that's right two
Trey Kirby
weird ones yeah last night also mason plumlee doing the spurs thing mason plumlee plays for the san antonio spurs sort of he sits on the bench he's the one who did the tom yeah i saw him i saw him talking to wemby he goes do i hit it twice because years ago they needed to do a tutorial yeah yeah yeah
JD
two times and then the raptors still can't beat a good team lost to the rockets got embarrassed on the boards yeah no shock there they didn't have any other centers so that didn't help the raptors and that's what the rockets
Trey Kirby
do but they got punked yeah i will say wolves losing to the lakers anthony edwards a terrible game respect to marcus smart who's still doing his thing like he was into anthony edwards shorts a little bit everybody taking a turn on anthony edwards but it starts with marcus smart but yeah bad night for anthony edwards overall the giannis adetokounmpo watch over there milwaukee loses to phoenix giannis was trying all the way until the final buzzer essentially he was in that game and he can say that to the milwaukee bucks and the fans in order to be dealt to this off
JD
season in the eye and say i helped us lose by fifteen to the
Trey Kirby
phoenix suns no he can look him in the eye and said i tried for thirteen years everything i possibly could so no one thinks the otherwise this
JD
is the weirdest no one thinks giannis has not given his i know everything to the milwaukee bugs yeah i know i don't okay so these final twenty games don't matter is my point whether he plays or not so i have no impact at all on his legacy if he is to leave none yes he brought him a fucking title well
Trey Kirby
okay okay i know that but i keep hearing this i said it yeah because it expedites it it's it makes it faster the fact that he is trying to make it send them to the playoffs he's trying right now it makes it it just it just allows him to be dealt this offseason i
JD
see that i disagree it has no impact whatsoever on whether he'll be moved
Trey Kirby
i know that's my opinion it's if you're a fan of milwaukee like you were a fan of vince carter in two thousand four when he was dealt and he sat the second half of the season before getting dealt yeah because he had jumper's knee or was he injured or did he not want to play yes and kubo is not doing that he's playing basketball he's playing till the last minute so you as a fan not you as a media personality you as a fan paying dollar forty to sit in those look if okay
JD
if i had season tickets i'm happy that he's playing yes exactly sure exactly
Trey Kirby
so that expedites him that makes it faster to allow that love to happen now i don't think it matters yes it does i don't think so it
JD
took because giannis every time he plays he plays one hundred percent that's never been a question vince at the end of his raptors career that was a question are you really giving your all and we were proven that he didn't because he immediately went to the nets and went back to scoring twenty five twenty six games so we were right yeah yeah but he mailed it in
Trey Kirby
giannis tries but he could be sitting games yeah but he's not he's playing again to the last minute this was a double digit loss and if that bet on whether or not he'll be dealt or not it's not a bet it's a peer to peer wager whatever the heck it's called on polymarket or kalshee or fanduel predictions make that bet that he'll be dealt you know before next season make the bet i guess don't bet but make that bet but it's not a bet but it is a bet but it's not a bet
Skeets
get involved in the markets look i would rather see giannis playing and going out losing than him giving thumbs downs to the fans you know yeah and that's one of the last things he was doing before this last injury also hornets blazers took place last night good win for the hornets but something that caught my eye our buddy tom haberstro put up a list during the game wild shot takers he had six names on there i'll give you dame lillard as one of them you know he's portland there so you probably wouldn't have guessed that one can you guess the other five who are considered tom's wild
JD
so subjective list here from tom just like the audacity to take crazy the
Skeets
audacity to take crazy shots and i'll say they're playing the hornets well so
Trey Kirby
they're all the other five plays luca's
JD
got to be on there luke is on there yeah okay you said obviously dame dame is on there yeah
Trey Kirby
who
Skeets
current players all currently active one guy is currently not playing but i mean he takes some of the wildest shots we've ever seen in league history and makes a great percentage of them well
JD
is jokic on this list no jokic that's surprising yeah he takes some pretty
Skeets
crazy shit i'll give you steph curry
JD
oh steph curry you're just not thinking
Skeets
you're not thinking of him since he's not playing right now so two other name two other names two other names one guy didn't play last night one guy did play last night
JD
and jen that's good i like this who else is wild with it jordan poole no
Skeets
i mean i agree he is that was on not on tom's list though are they good players they one is a current award holder and one will win an award at the end of this season if he qualifies peyton pritchard is on the list peyton pritchard is
JD
on the list okay he takes a lot of bombs yeah and then one more you said great half court shooter would qualify hopefully hopefully so hopefully so
Skeets
because he's a he's a shoe in to win one award this year as long as he yes lamello dame steph peyton pritchard luka doncic and victor wembanyama tom maestro's wild shot takers wild shot
JD
takers wild shot takers the wst we had a couple that list though i do like that that's great i like that it's subjective tom's usually you know all about the the stats and stuff
Skeets
getting a little kirk in his spock
JD
that's right we had two wedgies last night we did not forget about them we usually start the show with it but we had to go with bam today but in the bam game we had one which was hilarious allow koulibaly with number fifty seven on the season there and then a little bit later this one sort of nearly slipped through the cracks because there was a lot going on last night but thanks everybody that noted that jalen green had won against milwaukee and so that's wedgie fifty eight look at that pace yes eat your heart out barry bonds fifty eight wedgies so we are setting the all time record which is sixty three and it might happen in the regular season that's our fifth wedgie of the week here after a very slow week last week where we only had one so they come in bunches just like guys scoring potentially sixty seventy eighty points in
Trey Kirby
a game nice yeah potentially we'll see yeah the second highest score of this year was jokic not even at sixty yeah what was it fifty six was it jalen green yeah that thunker i'm surprised as guys you like to call you know march warriors mickey marsh mouse jalen green good game last night he's
Skeets
a twenty five twenty four twenty five once march started he's he's a perfect march man it's it's awesome to look at some of the career splits like i looked up giddy and jalen green's career splits and they just dominate once the once you get the three there three and the four there this is
Trey Kirby
their time of year it is yeah
JD
just cooking let's take a break and when we come back pyramid rank the
Skeets
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JD
to dance it's time to dance baby
Trey Kirby
it's time to dance dance time wait
JD
is that what the copy says or did you take my line from yesterday what did i say it's time for you to dance yeah right right it's
Skeets
just time for to dance period but specifically for you yes i'm looking at you it's time for you to dance
JD
ziggy yeah not only should you be dancing you should be hitting the like button you should be subscribing you should be be sharing the show and you should be leaving your boys five star ratings and reviews and thank you to everybody that has also thanks everybody that joined us in the substack live chat last night you know it started as a a celtic spurs live chat and it was and we went back to it but it really turned into bam watch twenty twenty six which ended up being quite fun exactly it was a
Skeets
perfect timing for him to start piling up the points as soon as jaylen brown got ejected that's right you know it's kind of at the exact same
JD
time it was funny all right tk we're ranking the western conference here all
Skeets
right we're ranking the western conference and we're doing it pyramid style i don't think anybody's ever done this ranking things in a pyramid basketball things in particular this is a new thing that we came up with building the pyramids just like in stargate so here's how it's going to work there are four tiers for the ten teams that are basically locked into the western conference playoff spot we'll have four teams in the bottom tier tier four three two one at the top it's a pyramid does it
JD
always blow your mind that you add those numbers together you get to ten doesn't it just sound hold on stick with me just doesn't sound like they're going to add up to that high a number i don't know why i
Skeets
always have what do you think it should come out to less than ten
JD
yeah yes seven or eight tops not
Skeets
ten okay i do think maybe the first time i thought about the way that like pins are arranged on a bowling lane yeah it's weird okay yes that's our signal for it if you do this this is kobe bryant clear out get out of the way this is we're ranking the experiments we're gonna start pyramid style tier four are four least likely to win the championship teams i'm starting number ten portland yeah number nine golden state warriors i had a tough time ranking these two yeah denny abdia just came back he's played a couple of games for the blazers steph curry apparently is texting his teammates saying i am going to come back this season right now i think the blazers are better than the warriors but i think if the warriors get steph if these two play in the nine hundred ten play in game i would pick
JD
golden state i would agree with that everything you said there that the blazers probably are a better team only when they are without steph curry on the warriors because yeah yeah yeah they're they're they're not good they are not that
Skeets
was they went out of their way to lose to the bulls last night
Trey Kirby
it kind of felt like yes i totally agree although chris has spursing is playing basketball again that's right but that doesn't he's healthy that supposedly will give them the edge although the the i was going to say about the the blazers guards in general you know scoot henderson's been super quiet this year and that he's getting better but yeah even the bigger one is shaden sharp hasn't played in a month month over a month that's worrisome is he even coming back i think so oh yeah it's a cat so he's important to the he's important lind to their offense so you know it'll be a series he's got to come back it'll be a
JD
game again i shouldn't call it a
Skeets
series it feels like a series yeah i don't know i mean would i pick i would pick the warriors because they have stepped but still might be
JD
better warriors would have home court advantage in that game that's true too that's
Skeets
true number eight the phoenix suns i don't have a lot else to say about them they feel just like a nice number eight team right here we did see jalen green last night getting a lot of love for dropping usman jang on a crossover i think jang tripped on miles turner's foot but still he got to point at him and make his jumper over him that was
JD
pretty cool they especially with the wraps falling off recently i'm trying to think who else i was going to say the suns have had the most shocking surprising in a good way season out of any team celtics could be there too because you know a lot of people are like ah that's a five hundred sub five hundred team without with tatum but obviously they're amazing but the suns are one of them on on the very very short list of like wow they really impressed this year like like this is a good season no matter what happens here they get in they don't i think it's been an
Trey Kirby
incredible season oh absolutely they're overlooked all the time they're still overlooked even if it has been a good season we start to think oh dylan brooks is out jalen green's not going to be good for the postseason but when we get to the next competitor here in the western conference tier four i think they could take them out in a seven eight battle i wouldn't shouldn't be surprising it shouldn't be surprising yeah they are good yeah they can get to
Skeets
the postseason all right ten portland nine golden state eight phoenix suns number seven the highest ranked team in the bottom tier of the pyramid the la clippers i feel bad i don't actually think they're the seventh best team in the western conference i think they could be as high as fifth realistically but they've got a really tough path a they got to get out of the play in and then b they're going to play either the spurs or the thunder in the first round so that really hurts your championship equity they do have
JD
one of the easiest remaining regular season schedules when you look at that so i mean that helps them get up there i mean i just think they're too far behind when you start six and twenty one and for us even to be talking to them about them maybe trying to get into the actual playoffs let alone through the play in is pretty impressive the turnaround and they traded james harden like they totally retooled here and changed their style of play you talked about the other day even tk so yeah of these four teams yeah i think you're debating between clippers suns would i be shocked suns beat him in one game no it's one game if they played a seven game series i think most people would likely go with kawhi and the clippers in
Trey Kirby
that that series yeah yeah it is super strange to see a team start six and twenty one and then turn into this team that could make the postseason unfortunately they're too far back to make the top six without going through the play in like i should say you know make the playoffs without going
JD
through the play there's no chance is
Skeets
there yeah six and a half games out of the sixth seed and they're playing you know the top six are teams that are still motivated seating wise so it's going to be tough and that's the only reason i have them in the bottom tier because i do like i do think the clippers are probably better than the rockets and the lakers right now that's just me that's just me tier three yeah tier three three teams here start with number six i'll go i'll give you number six and number five at the same time the houston rockets number six louisiana la lakers number five i think they're both teams that have a lot of flaws but i trust the lakers in the clutch a lot more than i trust the rockets which is why i have la at number five ahead of houston
Trey Kirby
how did you feel skeets about this this drop off with houston rockets considering you picked them as your bold prediction to get to the nba finals look
JD
look look i'm taking a shot with that and they were playing much better at the time of said prediction yeah i don't feel great but but but but but like we are talking about the rockets like they sort of suck suddenly and they are still a good team on both sides of the ball they still they got forty wins last night over the raptors they're still up there yeah yeah concerns about clutch and all that but i like what i'm seeing okay a couple things the reed shepherd and you've talked about this you know he's maybe not starting but he's ending games and i think he's getting a bit of a chance here to play he's getting consistent minutes from ime udoka i like that he's found his rhythm you know heading into last night he's averaging eighteen points five assists four boards shooting forty eight percent from the floor forty four percent on a lot of three point attempts over that last stretch call it like whatever it is thirteen games or so where he's like got good minutes you know we're talking like thirty thirty one minutes per game i like that amen thompson he's finding a groove here now that's good for the rockets and the raptors they beat them up they went back to what they do that's grab a bunch of offense or grab a bunch of boards and take care of business second chance points so i i have more faith than sounds like a lot of other people still in them upsetting a team or two in the right matchup but i get why you have them here in the tier like they're not going to tear up it's just where you would slot them between the lakers and whatever the other team is here yeah
Trey Kirby
as much as we talk about other teams specifically the spurs or the pistons in the eastern conferences teams that haven't won in the postseason the rockets haven't either so that's part of it too for me kevin durant obviously has but this team as its core they haven't but period they got there last year and they lost to the warriors in
JD
round one you sort of got the two main pieces that i don't mind though you got kevin durant who's been through a million playoff series got udoka who as your coach has been there done that now how do you feel about the potential of van vliet coming back where's fred is that basically dead
Trey Kirby
at this point it's getting late man i don't know dead van vleet i don't think so i don't think it's dead i i'm i still hold on hope but it's he's still amongst the living he's still alive and one more
JD
like like like little positive here for the rockets i'm trying to talk myself into it still but seven and four since the all star break but two of those losses were like very very close they gave up that massive lead to the knicks in madison square garden they all played them for like i don't know eighty percent of the game and then gave it away and they took an l against the shorthanded warriors in overtime that was a bad bad loss but you know otherwise they're otherwise they give them those are nine and two since the break and all that they beat the hornets and the magic on the road beat a bunch of other crappy teams so i still believe god damn it a little bit sure
Skeets
yeah it's going to be a matchup game for them i think for the lakers or for the rockets yeah standings
Trey Kirby
wise it's important for them to to keep going because they're in third currently but only a game and a half above six so they could easily fall down i wouldn't want to see them on the road you never see them against a super good team obviously so that i think that helps them and
JD
then to talk about the lakers i mean this is they're a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma man like they're at forty wins after beating the wolves last night but they have like a a plus one point one net rating that's like more that's closer to like the atlanta hawks than it is the good teams of the western conference they've had a bunch of injuries that they've sort of weathered they're amazing in the clutch i don't think they've played an overtime game which is weird and they lose to really good teams though they've done that they're somehow better
Skeets
without lebron ten and two with luca and reeves in the lineup and no
JD
lebron marcus smart is suddenly insanely important deandre ayton both sucks and is really good they're just weird teams so they're a weird team i don't know you like there will be people that will convince themselves there's a path to the conference finals and there will be a lot of people saying no they're going to lose in the first round no
Trey Kirby
matter who they play so right they are an enigma yeah there's no doubt about that the only certainty is that lebron james is going to play enough games to have the most games played in nba history just got to play six more he's going to do that nice yeah that's the only that's the only certainty and i bring that up because he has to be going well into the postseason because we all question his defense and he's extremely old but he can pick it up when it comes to the postseason and he's got to do that he's got to do that for them to turn it around but those other questions that will deandre ayton still be cooking in the playoffs legitimate question marcus smart was questioned coming into this season because he is also old and has played fewer games the last couple years will he still be basically their their point of attack defender he is he's been really good this year and as i said last night he was doing a good job against anthony edwards but those are two questions will they keep it up and the other old guy lebron james will he will he be able to really give it in the postseason too many questions
Skeets
at number four the highest ranked team in tier three and honestly to me probably a tier two team you could make an argument for them being number three i got the minnesota timberwolves yeah
JD
it's the right spot for them yeah
Skeets
i think so they get better in the playoffs they yeah they did a good job they traded rob dillingham for io disumu basically is what happened because mike conley took a little trip around the eastern conference and ended up right back in minnesota so they didn't lose out on him they added kyle anderson who who knows if he'll be part of the playoff rotation but at least he helps for the rest of the regular season but yeah they played great and then they just lost i think they went two and one against the bad teams and then didn't look great against the lakers last night they're just very very two faced to me yes
JD
they are this whole tier i was going to say you got the wolves you got the lakers and the rockets this tier is the let me ask you do you trust me that's what this tier is because i can't trust you from night to night a lot of these three teams you watch them you're like like either of these teams you're like oh they look awesome this is a legit team then you catch them on the wrong night and you're like this team stinks like what's going on little concerned julius randle's in a slump right now for the wolves now the funny part is they were winning a lot of games despite the slump but i saw basketball poetry break down his numbers since the start of february like he's averaging like eighteen points like forty four percent shooting can't hit a three his assists his steals his impact metrics are all down across the board again they won a lot of the games but i don't love like the flow he's in right now and he's important obviously i mean ant needs help offensively so that was an interesting note from basketball poetry great great substack if
Skeets
i recall correctly julius randle had his best playoff run ever last season that's
Trey Kirby
the one right ups and ups and
Skeets
downs for sure but yes lebron and draymond maybe who's going against i don't remember but i do remember him doing
Trey Kirby
good yeah yeah they took out the warriors in the second now he had
JD
the lowest bar imaginable coming into the playoffs right because like yes that is true his knicks indeed it's run but yeah he was much better he's got to get going though yes those percentages ain't going to cut it he does
Skeets
tier two tier two tier two number three the san antonio spurs i've had him first in my power rankings on our sledder on substack it's just the experience factor that's the only knock on the spurs never been there
Trey Kirby
never been there i wonder if just the amount of games can slow down wemby just in general overall eighty two games the man is tired we've seen it and so that i think that's a part of it just overall winning a playoff series i mean i'm not even thinking about winning three playoff series to get to an nba finals here but winning a playoff series the man hasn't done it i mean that is in part because of experience but also just hasn't had to overcome literally it's gonna we're gonna get to you know ninety games after a season yeah after one series so that's that's that's something but you
JD
like you're confident that the spurs are going to beat either the clippers or the suns in a first round series
Trey Kirby
or the san antonio spurs yeah yeah
JD
yeah yeah yeah i mean that will be a disappointment in my mind if they don't no matter the experience or not i mean yeah dear and fox has played in a seven game series
Trey Kirby
this is a good spot this is a good spot for the san antonio spurs below the two teams that are coming i think that's that's fair here in this pyramid i wouldn't knock it down to number level number three but i wouldn't i wouldn't prop them up over the next team well thank you
Skeets
for saying that and i do i actually do think the spurs could win the championship just gotta can i see it yeah can i see it
JD
i love that reasoning though it's like we can say about every team like they
Skeets
could win there's two teams you can't say it about who teams who have died they're coming right up oh you're
JD
saying with their core having won it
Skeets
before yeah sure sure sure harrison barnes let's not sleep on this guy's experience on this guy's experience damn i thought
Trey Kirby
harrison barnes was going to be the reason that the warriors won game five in the twenty sixteen nba finals when they were down three one i was at that practice i was at that practice and i thought oh draymond green suspended one game they'll be fine they'll be fine they're the golden state warriors see that harrison barnes guy he's shooting shots yeah was he the reason harrison
Skeets
boston probably he was no they did say goodbye to him that summer yeah he wasn't he was julius randalling it out there at number two it's the denver nuggets i made this pyramid yesterday after a convincing loss against the oklahoma city thunder but that proved to me that the effort level can get there for denver shea lit them up but they had a chance to win especially with jokic hitting that crazy shot so to me it's like their defense can get there assuming peyton watson comes back looks healthy and i do think jokic even has another level he can go to he played great against the thunder in this game but he was kind of taking a backseat from a scoring perspective in the first half we've seen him in playoff series realize that he needs to be the scorer for the nuggets rather than necessarily the creator so i think he can he can play even better he seems to be rounding into form after coming back from his injury so i do have denver at number two in the western conference yeah
JD
we talked about it all season aaron gordon is very very important to this team i think the nuggets are a bottom five defense without aaron gordon and they are like a top five defense when aaron gordon plays so he obviously has to round back into form here and play and stay healthy and then you're always liking your chances with jokic and jamal murray in the two man game offensively they're still elite offense team but you got to add a little defense because what are they literally like they're very twenty third or something in the league in defensive rating again aaron gordon missed a bunch of time so that's a big part of the lie but but it's like very tough for teams when you're in that in the bottom third of the defensive rating to like go and win the whole damn thing you got to be better on
Trey Kirby
that end yeah aaron gordon is so key to being above the san antonio spurs even just as we look at them because aaron gordon is also you know he it doesn't look like he is entirely healthy even though he did come back and was awesome i just mean over a long period of time as a younger player he is you know he's thirty it just seems the hamstrings are getting to him a little bit but they can pull it together they do have that effort level and we will see peyton watson come back and i do think he is is a part of that defense just on another level who wasn't a part of that twenty three championship really just to take them athletically to another level and he was damn good while jokic was out i want to say yesterday we talked about the the hair maintenance of the denver nuggets and the handlebars of bruce brown but more specifically jokic's big mop he needed a haircut and i thought there was somebody recently who got a haircut after the game and it was jokic it was december twenty sixth if you remember that he literally played with a big head of hair went back to the locker room or wherever he gets his haircut got buzzed and then he went to the post game press conference with a haircut okay that
JD
does ring a bell yeah right around
Trey Kirby
the holiday somebody somebody brought it up in the the comments so shout out to you comment commenter that just proves
Skeets
your point though he's got a quick cut he could get it done at
Trey Kirby
any time quick cut probably takes like ten seconds it's just one clip right like one hair clip he does he doesn't get a any sort of fade or anything no it's like he got
Skeets
a fade once and everyone's like whoa cut alert look at this guy cool maybe peyton watson is the new bruce brown because bruce brown yep struggling but peyton watson can be the guy that bruce brown was in twenty twenty three assuming he gets back to health but at the top of the pyramid it's the oklahoma city thunder duh yeah they're good and they're defending champs they've got the best record in the league and they haven't had their second best player for the majority of the season crazy chet's missed time with an illness crusoe in and out of the lineup as he usually is aj mitchell missed twenty games came back and scored twenty four they feel like they could even be better than they were last season assuming jalen williams comes back and his wrist is feeling better i heard andrew slacked saying that due to williams's injury it's a hamstring is that right yes that's keeping jalen williams out right now he's still able to shoot so he's getting the most shots he's been able to handle since having this wrist surgery during the off season which maybe gives you a little bit of encouragement that if his leg is fine he will be a better shooter because the percentages have not been good for j dub this season and they do need a number two guy to take over and look maybe it'll be aj mitchell sometimes maybe it'll be case and wallace sometimes but you would rather go with the guy
JD
who's done it before yeah my question was going to be do you believe the thunder could defend the title and win it again without j dub let's say he just never played a single minute of the postseason i think it's still a debate whether you think they're that that good but i think my answer is no actually i mean from what we saw last year and how good he is and how important he is i don't think they could do it and it's not like like last year they swept the grizzlies yes but seven game series against the nuggets took care of business against the wolves in five and then seven game series against the pacers who obviously then lost halliburton a very resilient scrappy pacers team so and he played a part in all these series so i think they need
Trey Kirby
them yeah i think so too who else is going to break somebody down as a defender from the perimeter i mean you mentioned aj mitchell you mentioned casen wallace i guess that's not it's not case and wallace really is it aj mitchell to this level he's a
Skeets
better half court scorer than wallace for
Trey Kirby
sure yeah yeah but they needed jalen williams last year and and a lot of it was yeah breaking guys down but also just cutting fabulous his cut and his timing was so good they needed him so yeah i don't think they do yeah in all honesty but but these other guys are growing so they'll just have to prove it it's a let me see it that's for
JD
sure my final thought on this under and your pyramid here is what would be the most difficult path for the thunder to try and win the title again here's what i came up with clippers in the first round yep right because we just said that seems to be the best team of that bottom tier so let's say they're the eight seed kawhi leonard is kawhi leonard like they they've obviously turned their season around that would be tough nuggets again in the semifinals that's a no brainer spurs in the conference finals who obviously have their number part of the equation here right what four and four and one against them in their five game season this year series and then who in the finals celtics i think the celtics or the knicks is the answer here coming from the east as the toughest comp for the thunder i think they've got games to play still between these squads oh yeah one of them later this week right celtics thunder yeah you're
Skeets
saying because the knicks got that cup
JD
experience yeah i'm just going on we haven't really seen it this year i think they both have i think they no they beat them the thunder beat them in the close game yeah shay hit the step back on og so that was a close game put up a fight and i think there's maybe one more game between the two anyway well who's the who's the case for
Skeets
another team i guess yeah right those
JD
are the two teams probably not the
Skeets
pistons i probably got the celtics ahead of the next we'll do it tomorrow
JD
okay okay right eastern conference eastern conference pyramid tomorrow so let's see it we got this thing you drew us a
Skeets
picture yeah when i do rankings i only do hand drawn art yeah well
JD
look at this look at the color work by you oh you should have
Skeets
seen me with my felt tip markers my girls are obsessed with drawing we have so many art supplies we have so many different kinds of markers and i was happy to be able to tap in and use it but my western conference rankings going from ten to one portland at number ten golden state number nine the suns at number eight clippers seven houston six lakers five minnesota timberwolves four san antonio spurs three denver nuggets two and at the top of the pyramid the oklahoma city thunder which
JD
coloring job are you most proud of
Skeets
there okay i actually think the things that look the best are phoenix suns purple with orange and minnesota timberwolves like lime with navy worst one to me is golden state warriors i i would do that one differently yeah yeah i think i would do gold inside blue
JD
outside hey don't be afraid of a brown
Skeets
that's a good point yeah i'm
JD
really impressed with this pyramid you should
Skeets
have seen the architecture work i was doing i believe it i had i had a ruler out i was measuring i was drawing how do they build
JD
these things yeah look look can i can i jd can you put it back up for one second my only problem where my oc ocd kicks in
Skeets
i know you're gonna say interesting we got we got a thing at the top that's off at the bottom right
JD
i feel like i feel like the whole thing is tilted a little downward
Skeets
okay now it's interesting you say since you're right but that's not an architecture problem that's a scanner okay okay yeah then that's fine yeah it was a mishap with the scanner that's what i sort of expected okay it's structurally sound
JD
all right good good good yeah good good we'll do the eastern conference pyramid tomorrow i can't wait we will yeah
Trey Kirby
wow what a show you didn't want to you didn't want to adjust you know using your protractor after scanning you know what you know that feature turn
JD
to the left wow wow whatever man
Skeets
i mean yeah i did i wanted to i did want to i didn't
Trey Kirby
want to because i know you're good with you know the photoshop yeah here's
JD
a question have you already made the
Skeets
eastern conference pyramid no and i was regretting it i was regretting that i didn't use the blueprint for the eastern
JD
conference pyramid so i'm gonna have to
Skeets
i'm gonna have to do an overlay gonna have to do a trace job
JD
sorry i can't wait to match the pyramids yeah match the mids man all
Skeets
right hopefully the corners will look nicer
JD
oh yeah you know you've learned now
Skeets
now i've learned yeah i think the eastern conference one's going to be more up in the air yeah like who's going to be at the top because
JD
there's hot teams at the bottom right
Skeets
now yeah that's right makes them hot
JD
teams at the bottom well bite love of the night sponsored by the rap group all grown up new album called pisces season just dropped yesterday march tenth aaron tyler calls himself the rapper for basketball sickos the album features a solo track by aaron called lambert and a collab called chimetzi metu this could be
Skeets
the basketball rapper i looked up some additional song titles from all grown up
JD
yes first there are two records called
Skeets
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JD
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Skeets
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JD
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Skeets
to this i'll listen to some tunes
JD
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Trey Kirby
range there's the range of talented people
JD
who listen not a shocker here bam out of bio gets the whoa bam it's not whoa boy it's whoa bam of the night second highest scoring game in nba history go back and listen to the first fifteen twenty minutes of this podcast we break it all down eighty three points look at that just look at this this is fucking nuts
Skeets
looking take a look at this this
JD
looks crazy bam's had at weeks where he brought he doesn't have these numbers if you combine them all together he shot twenty of forty three from the field thirty six of forty three at the line seven of twenty two from deep nine rebounds three assists two steals and two blocks yeah there was some defense being played forty two minutes for
Skeets
bam it is funny to watch back like the highlight pack of this eighty three point night because they include a couple of blocks you're like okay yeah
JD
you're like oh yeah yeah yeah nice yeah sure my favorite compilation of all this for the absolute true basketball sickos is every every time he was fouled so all twenty six fouls that's a funny one what a mixtape all fouls only hey kid check out this mixtape look at the fouls i'm drawing and gotta learn a lot of them are fouls guys yeah if you watch them a lot of them are he's forcing the action yeah there's some wonky ones as it gets into the fourth and the silliness as we talked about but for the most part he drew a
Trey Kirby
lot of them yeah tristan vuktovich was very mad but they were worth it
JD
how did no wizard fell out of the game i couldn't believe it we were saying in the live boots junior got to five thousand he got five
Skeets
right like there's a lot of guys with four and three so equal opportunity
Trey Kirby
there was another fiver i think was mister anthony gill yeah yeah you're probably right tony gill how many files did
JD
keith sweat have yeah exactly yes yeah
Trey Kirby
yeah now we need i'm just gonna let it go i'm gonna i was gonna say something first name who lavert
JD
caris no gerald gerald that's lsg i had that i bought that cd gerald absolute sicko bought it for one song guaranteed they had one good track on that can't remember the name of it lsg man lsg sweat and gill that's like the heatles man my body was that the yeah i think it was yeah it was good this is this is in the era where me and ken you guys know ken where we were like the dj's of of said you know parties at anybody's house so you would have to just go buy drop i don't know how much were cd's at that point they're like we're getting up there they're like dollar twenty eight for a cd canadian and you would just buy it for one song yeah just so we could hear my body in the basement of ken's pen all right guys doing shots listen to
Skeets
this one i'm gonna play let a player get his freak on it's crazy
JD
you know like track nine oh ken still got all his cd's i don't know where mine are pick them sweat
Skeets
real name
JD
where are we going tonight tess i got a big win i got the spurs winning last night i needed that all right here we go the comeback's on rally hat i'm two and five you guys are five and
Trey Kirby
two we're going to orlando cleveland visiting orlando gets a few points cleveland has to win by four or more we get the line at three and a half cleveland one won both of their matchups earlier this season not too long ago i think those was that a
JD
baseball series they did do a two
Trey Kirby
gamer for sure yeah and cleveland won both of them so i guess that's in part why you guys are both taking cleveland or just cause cleveland's playing
Skeets
all right yeah but orlando's playing well yeah and i definitely don't like i don't think jared allen is playing to no tonight not and he played against the magic in both of those wins so i didn't love that but i do i don't know i just feel like it's going to be a step up in competition for the magic who have been playing pretty well but the cats are one of the better teams
Trey Kirby
they've faced recently yeah that's why i took the magic just because jared allen is out although we're still waiting for wagner to come back he's not coming back he should make it a close
JD
one sorry i'm distracted by lsg track list here okay because i don't think it was my body that was a slow jam if i remember we bought it for i believe you got me featuring the locks you know looking back i'm sure it was a diddy jam so yeah surely but i'm pretty sure that was the quote unquote banger from the lsg album who did you guys take okay i took gil gil i
Skeets
went with gil tonight who's your favorite
Trey Kirby
from lsg none really i mean you weren't an lsg guy no i wasn't
JD
honestly a little surprising yeah someone that likes the it is beautiful singing voices gerald i think was more of a tubby guy he's a more big guy i think cool you're learning stuff here guys gil what a show somebody what a show it's so hold on we have a gill in the league we have a lavert tony gill we need a sweat yeah yeah the bears have
Skeets
a sweat montana's but i don't have we've never had a sweat in the
JD
nba if you were an nba owner and there was a sweat rookie would you do everything you could to get them together because i would okay let's
Skeets
imagine a world where rick sweat is a top draft candidate yes and i'm tanking to try and get sweat i'm trying to get caris lavert and anthony gill on the team bottom out and
JD
draft him one hundred percent i mean i think all these guys are still with us right these three guys like i'm sure they would come perform and up to date yeah i don't really
Trey Kirby
know either i don't think so actually
JD
we've lost one of the three when
Trey Kirby
you did the levert name check i think he has passed that's unfortunate that's
JD
unfortunate i apologize for saying he was a bigger man he was if i
Trey Kirby
gerald yes he's passed damn it forty
JD
this forty passed at forty holy moly there's a song called curious with buster rhymes i see why i bought this album there was a song you're gonna
Skeets
listen to it today for sure i
JD
one hundred percent am i gotta see how many i'll let you know on substack how many jams are on this this album still holds up i do it full review full review of sweat and gill from nineteen ninety seven all right we'll call it there what a show let's hear your thoughts on bam's eighty three point game on jen brown's ejection and the lsg album from nineteen ninety seven back tomorrow eastern conference pyramid when it comes to ranking all the teams and all of tonight's action we'll see you then clipper rose you heard
Skeets
it here first have a great time turn around up love you guys awesome
Trey Kirby
thanks for joining us and remember nikola jokic is the guy who got a haircut post game and then just did a press conference because it's just a simple haircut and i just wanted to thank two youtube stream teamers for pointing it out from yesterday matt d zero six and jeffrey nelius both coming through
JD
thank you brace the day people this
Stephanie Young
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In this lively episode, Skeets, Tas, Trey, and JD dive into a truly historic NBA night, headlined by Bam Adebayo’s stunning 83-point performance—the second-highest scoring game in league history. The hosts break down the wild circumstances of Bam's game, the reaction around the NBA world, and place the feat in the context of other legendary single-game scoring outbursts. The episode also covers Jalen Brown’s ejection, Victor Wembanyama’s clash with Brown, and other outstanding NBA performances that were overshadowed by Bam-mania. To wrap, the crew introduces their Western Conference "pyramid" playoff rankings, all in their signature energetic and irreverent tone.
Historic Scoring: The Wild, Wacky, and Wonderful Night of Bam Adebayo
Early Domination (02:47-05:00):
The Perfect Storm (05:23-06:27):
Unusual Fourth Quarter Antics (06:30-07:59):
Comparisons to Other Scoring Feats (07:15-12:32):
Bam's Career Context (09:52-11:14)
Efficiency Stats (19:07-19:39):
3-Point Attempts Anomaly (23:02-24:03):
Notable Companion Fact:
Entertainment vs. "Real" Basketball (12:32-13:52):
Locker Room and Postgame Atmosphere (18:21-19:07):
Fan and Legacy Impact (16:54-17:48):
“It was a bizarre fourth quarter… The last twelve minutes, especially the last three minutes, but still, 83 points in a box score, 83 points up on the jumbotron—how cool is that to see?”
— Skeets, 04:16
“It can be twisted to fit any agenda you have about today’s game.”
— JD, quoting Jason Maples’ tweet, 30:32
“[Bam’s] previous career high was 32, 32, and then he goes and drops fifty more… kind of a perfect storm for this guy.”
— Trey Kirby, 05:23
“You could not look away, because you’re like oh my god I don’t care how this happens, this might happen.”
— JD, 13:52
“Jalen Brown is the Rodney Dangerfield of the NBA: ‘No respect.’ He feels aggrieved all the time.”
— Skeets, 33:02
“The only certainty is that LeBron James is going to play enough games to have the most games played in NBA history... That’s the only certainty.”
— Trey Kirby, 71:46
Tier 4:
10. Portland Trail Blazers
9. Golden State Warriors
8. Phoenix Suns
7. LA Clippers
Tier 3:
6. Houston Rockets
5. LA Lakers
4. Minnesota Timberwolves
Tier 2:
3. San Antonio Spurs
2. Denver Nuggets
Tier 1:
Hosts discuss upward trajectories, playoff potential, and the best/worst coloring jobs on Skeets’ hand-drawn pyramid.
Chat & Group Text Mania:
Novel Player Comparisons:
Metacommentary on NBA Culture:
Bam’s Support System:
If you missed Bam’s 83-point night, this episode brings you up to speed on the box score, the drama, and all the historical context and NBA culture that make these moments unforgettable. The hosts' blend of stats, banter, and offbeat humor ensures you’ll be ready for every group chat argument—and maybe you’ll even appreciate those ‘unethical’ free throws, too.
For further debate:
Presented by: FanDuel
Hosted by: Skeets, Tas, Trey Kirby, and JD