No Dunks Podcast: SQUAD | Drafting Halloween Candy, Horror Movies, Decorations & More

Date: October 28, 2025
Hosts: Jay Skeets, Tas Melas, Trey Kirby, JD
Theme: The crew drafts the ultimate "Halloween Squad" across five categories—non-chocolate Halloween candy, outdoor decorations, recent horror movies, Mischief Night activities, and NBA-themed costumes—all while mixing in classic banter about NBA action, baseball marathon games, and more.

Episode Overview

This special Halloween episode brings back the beloved "Squad" format, where the No Dunks crew drafts their favorites in a variety of Halloween-themed categories. With new rules (no chocolate in the candy round!), spicy NBA debates, and the usual stream of jokes, nostalgia, and listener engagement, it's a lively and competitive pre-Halloween celebration designed for both sports fans and the pumpkin spice set.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Baseball Marathon and NBA Catch-up (01:36 – 27:36)

Recap of Jays vs Dodgers World Series Marathon
The show opens with Skeets razzing Tas about his endurance during their seven-hour, 18-inning Blue Jays-Dodgers game live stream—a testament to fan dedication (and perhaps madness).
- Tas: “I've been on an IV since the final pitch that Freddie took yard. But I'm here, baby. I'm here. Nobody needs to feel sorry for me.” (02:17)
- Hilarious tales about stadium energy, delayed ump calls, and late-night food cravings accompanied by a “Grassy Posse” YouTube raid.
Quick NBA Takeaways
- Unbeaten teams highlighted: Thunder, Spurs (with major praise for Wemby, Castle, Harper), 76ers (Maxey, Edgecombe breakout), Bulls (“No hype, just wins”).
- Deep Bulls roster appreciation led by Trey, who brings the stats and optimism: “Everybody in the rotation would be in a rotation for another NBA team...No hype, just wins.” (11:42)
- Hawks' defensive and rebounding woes analyzed candidly—skepticism on Porzingis-Jalen Johnson frontcourt rebounding.
- Notable early-season player performances: Jamal Murray, Tyrese Maxey, VJ Edgecombe, a historic 50-point game from Lowry Markkanen for the Jazz, and critique of the Suns’ recurring 20-point deficits.
- Raptors’ early stumbles prompt dark coaching predictions from Skeets: “I believe Raptors coach Darko Rjakovic is going to be fired next week.” (20:35)

2. Halloween “Squad” Draft Begins (27:36 – 85:27)

Draft Rules & Structure (see rules recap at 31:14)

Five categories:
1. Non-Chocolate Halloween Candy
2. Outdoor Decoration
3. Recent Horror Movie (last 5 years)
4. Mischief Night Activity (Devil’s Night Prank)
5. NBA-Themed Halloween Costume (pun gun loaded)
Snake draft order and previous picks forbidden in costume round.

Round 1: Best Non-Chocolate Halloween Candy

Trey (1st pick): Fun Dip – “Just sugar in a packet and a sugar stick to scoop it out with.” (33:04)
Tas: Nerds Gummy Clusters – “Texture so good...like a little macaroni.” (36:15)
JD: Cracker Jack – “It’s caramel popcorn, basically, and you get a prize! Salty and sweet.” (38:18)
Skeets: Fuzzy Peaches – “I love a fuzzy peach. A Maynard’s fuzzy peach. Get at us, Maynard.” (39:52)
- Sour Patch Kids, Swedish Fish, and Peach Rings noted as honorable mentions.

Round 2: Outdoor Halloween Decoration

Tas (1st pick): Creepy Girl on a Swing – “If she moves, that’s ideal. Those eyes are dead. They’re soulless.” (42:20)
JD: Giant Skeleton (12ft) – “It is the biggest upgrade in holiday outside memorabilia since icicle lights.” (44:57, Trey)
Skeets: Giant Cobweb with Spider – “I like the giant cobweb starting at the top of your house...throwing a giant hairy spider on that thing.” (47:17)
Trey: Classic Jack o’ Lantern – “You cut the head off, scoop it out; it’s a classic. I love a jack o’ lantern.” (48:25)
- Discussion on DIY decor, scale of props, and how weather affects pumpkins in warmer climates.

Round 3: Recent Horror Movie (last 5 years)

JD (1st pick): Weapons – “It’s very funny, and it’s very creepy and weird in the first half, then the second half is just pure fun.” (51:27)
Skeets: Sinners – “Definitely one of these that I did see and loved it.” (53:44)
Trey: Nope – “Nope is really, really good...the best scene is when they finally show us what happened with the chimpanzee Gordy.” (54:52)
Tas: Substance – Admits he didn’t finish but noted it’s “grotesque at times...sometimes I’m just not into that.” (56:17)
- Fun horror movie banter, “horror for non-horror folks,” and empathy for squirmish viewers.

Round 4: Mischief Night (Devil’s Night) Activity

Skeets (1st pick): Toilet Papering (TP-ing) – “Always would see it as a kid and be like, how’s it ever come down?” (61:31)
Trey: Dressing as a Scarecrow/Decoration and Scaring Kids – “Looking like you’re a decoration, pretending to be a scarecrow, and scaring trick-or-treaters.” (62:58)
Tas: Covering Cars with Hay – “It would suck to have hay on your car. That’s the whole point of this.” (64:56)
JD: Egging a House – “It’s Devil’s Night, man. Get into it at your most hated teacher’s house.” (67:13)
- Discussion on logistics, wastefulness, why the “ring camera” killed pranking, with mentions of ding-dong-ditch and other classic (and less savory) mischiefs.

Round 5: NBA-Themed Halloween Costume (“Pun Gun”)

Trey (1st pick): LeBroBoo – “A Lebron James ‘Labubu’: fuzzy jumpsuit, bunny ears, Lakers jersey, creepy mouth.” (74:04)
Tas: Jalen Brown’s Black Scalp Paint – “Jalen Brown costume – ball cap, spray paint in my holster, and leave a streak on everybody’s shirt like OG Anunoby’s jersey.” (75:00)
JD: Ace Bailey/Ace Frehley (KISS) – “It’s KISS makeup, Ace Frehley’s makeup, and his jersey. It’s Ace Bailey but Frehley.” (77:33)
Skeets: K-Pop DeAndre Hunters (K-Pop Demon Hunters x NBA) – “It’s a group costume: we’re going as the K-Pop DeAndre Hunters. Group of us in K-Pop Demon Hunter wardrobe, all wearing DeAndre Hunter jerseys.” (78:35)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

On the baseball marathon stream:
- “I've been on an IV since the final pitch that Freddie took yard. But I'm here, baby. I'm here.” —Tas (02:17)
On Bulls optimism:
- “No hype, just wins.” —Trey (11:42)
On Halloween candy rules:
- “To make things a little more interesting...you can’t select chocolate. Okay. No chocolate bars.” —Skeets (29:12)
On Fun Dip:
- “Just sugar in a packet. We gave you a sugar stick to scoop it out with.” —Trey (33:06)
On the power of the 12-foot skeleton:
- “It is the biggest upgrade in holiday outside memorabilia since icicle lights.” —Trey (44:57)
On recent horror flicks:
- “Nope is really, really good… the best scene is when they finally show us what happened with the chimpanzee.” —Trey (54:52)
On Halloween pranking nostalgia:
- “It is fun [egg-throwing]. You feel like a badass. Like, I should not be doing this. I could go to jail for this.” —Skeets (68:27)
On NBA costume creativity:
- “My choice for an NBA-themed Halloween costume: LeBroBoo — a LeBron James ‘Labubu’… a fuzzy jumpsuit, bunny ears, Lakers jersey, and a creepy mouth.” —Trey (74:04)
- “Jalen Brown… spray paint in my hand… If somebody’s giving me a little treat, I’m going to pretend to fall down and hopefully streak their shirt with my black paint.” —Tas (76:00)
On the group costume craze:
- “We are going, the three of us, as K-pop DeAndre Hunters… as the K-pop stars in their outfits, but all wearing DeAndre Hunter jerseys.” —Skeets (78:35)

Draft Recap: Halloween 2.0 Squads

Trey Kirby

Candy: Fun Dip
Decoration: Jack o’ Lantern
Horror Movie: Nope
Mischief: Scarecrow prank
Costume: LeBroBoo

Tas Melas

Candy: Nerds Gummy Clusters
Decoration: Creepy Girl on a Swing
Horror Movie: Substance
Mischief: Covering cars with hay
Costume: Jalen Brown Hair Paint

Candy: Cracker Jack
Decoration: Giant Skeleton
Horror Movie: Weapons
Mischief: Egging
Costume: Ace Bailey/Ace Frehley

Jay Skeets

Candy: Fuzzy Peaches
Decoration: Giant Cobweb
Horror Movie: Sinners
Mischief: Toilet Papering
Costume: K-Pop DeAndre Hunters (group costume)

Timestamps for Important Segments

01:36 – Baseball marathon stream stories
10:21 – NBA quick hits and undefeated teams discussion
20:17 – Raptors coaching hot seat & defensive woes
27:36 – Squad Halloween Draft Begins (Rules, Categories)
32:05 – Candy Draft
41:57 – Outdoor Decorations Draft
50:35 – Recent Horror Movies Draft
59:35 – Mischief Night Activities Draft
72:00 – NBA-Themed Costume Draft
81:09 – Recap of Teams & Fan Participation

Tone & Style

The No Dunks crew brings their trademark blend of humor, nostalgia, and sports geekery—balancing serious takes on basketball with good-natured ribbing, pop culture references, and a fondness for both bizarre and relatable nostalgia. Listeners are invited to chime in, share their own squads, and weigh in on the results.

Perfect For:
Fans looking for Halloween party inspiration, NBA devotees, nostalgia junkies, and anyone who loves a creative podcast draft format with plenty of laughs and clever wordplay.

Listener Challenge:
Who drafted the best Halloween 2.0 squad? Vote in the comments/socials—and share your alternative picks for each category!

No Dunks Podcast: SQUAD | Drafting Halloween Candy, Horror Movies, Decorations & More

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Baseball Marathon and NBA Catch-up (01:36 – 27:36)

Recap of Jays vs Dodgers World Series Marathon
The show opens with Skeets razzing Tas about his endurance during their seven-hour, 18-inning Blue Jays-Dodgers game live stream—a testament to fan dedication (and perhaps madness).
- Tas: “I've been on an IV since the final pitch that Freddie took yard. But I'm here, baby. I'm here. Nobody needs to feel sorry for me.” (02:17)
- Hilarious tales about stadium energy, delayed ump calls, and late-night food cravings accompanied by a “Grassy Posse” YouTube raid.
Quick NBA Takeaways
- Unbeaten teams highlighted: Thunder, Spurs (with major praise for Wemby, Castle, Harper), 76ers (Maxey, Edgecombe breakout), Bulls (“No hype, just wins”).
- Deep Bulls roster appreciation led by Trey, who brings the stats and optimism: “Everybody in the rotation would be in a rotation for another NBA team...No hype, just wins.” (11:42)
- Hawks' defensive and rebounding woes analyzed candidly—skepticism on Porzingis-Jalen Johnson frontcourt rebounding.
- Notable early-season player performances: Jamal Murray, Tyrese Maxey, VJ Edgecombe, a historic 50-point game from Lowry Markkanen for the Jazz, and critique of the Suns’ recurring 20-point deficits.
- Raptors’ early stumbles prompt dark coaching predictions from Skeets: “I believe Raptors coach Darko Rjakovic is going to be fired next week.” (20:35)

2. Halloween “Squad” Draft Begins (27:36 – 85:27)

Draft Rules & Structure (see rules recap at 31:14)

Five categories:
1. Non-Chocolate Halloween Candy
2. Outdoor Decoration
3. Recent Horror Movie (last 5 years)
4. Mischief Night Activity (Devil’s Night Prank)
5. NBA-Themed Halloween Costume (pun gun loaded)
Snake draft order and previous picks forbidden in costume round.

Round 1: Best Non-Chocolate Halloween Candy

Trey (1st pick): Fun Dip – “Just sugar in a packet and a sugar stick to scoop it out with.” (33:04)
Tas: Nerds Gummy Clusters – “Texture so good...like a little macaroni.” (36:15)
JD: Cracker Jack – “It’s caramel popcorn, basically, and you get a prize! Salty and sweet.” (38:18)
Skeets: Fuzzy Peaches – “I love a fuzzy peach. A Maynard’s fuzzy peach. Get at us, Maynard.” (39:52)
- Sour Patch Kids, Swedish Fish, and Peach Rings noted as honorable mentions.

Round 2: Outdoor Halloween Decoration

Tas (1st pick): Creepy Girl on a Swing – “If she moves, that’s ideal. Those eyes are dead. They’re soulless.” (42:20)
JD: Giant Skeleton (12ft) – “It is the biggest upgrade in holiday outside memorabilia since icicle lights.” (44:57, Trey)
Skeets: Giant Cobweb with Spider – “I like the giant cobweb starting at the top of your house...throwing a giant hairy spider on that thing.” (47:17)
Trey: Classic Jack o’ Lantern – “You cut the head off, scoop it out; it’s a classic. I love a jack o’ lantern.” (48:25)
- Discussion on DIY decor, scale of props, and how weather affects pumpkins in warmer climates.

Round 3: Recent Horror Movie (last 5 years)

JD (1st pick): Weapons – “It’s very funny, and it’s very creepy and weird in the first half, then the second half is just pure fun.” (51:27)
Skeets: Sinners – “Definitely one of these that I did see and loved it.” (53:44)
Trey: Nope – “Nope is really, really good...the best scene is when they finally show us what happened with the chimpanzee Gordy.” (54:52)
Tas: Substance – Admits he didn’t finish but noted it’s “grotesque at times...sometimes I’m just not into that.” (56:17)
- Fun horror movie banter, “horror for non-horror folks,” and empathy for squirmish viewers.

Round 4: Mischief Night (Devil’s Night) Activity

Skeets (1st pick): Toilet Papering (TP-ing) – “Always would see it as a kid and be like, how’s it ever come down?” (61:31)
Trey: Dressing as a Scarecrow/Decoration and Scaring Kids – “Looking like you’re a decoration, pretending to be a scarecrow, and scaring trick-or-treaters.” (62:58)
Tas: Covering Cars with Hay – “It would suck to have hay on your car. That’s the whole point of this.” (64:56)
JD: Egging a House – “It’s Devil’s Night, man. Get into it at your most hated teacher’s house.” (67:13)
- Discussion on logistics, wastefulness, why the “ring camera” killed pranking, with mentions of ding-dong-ditch and other classic (and less savory) mischiefs.

Round 5: NBA-Themed Halloween Costume (“Pun Gun”)

Trey (1st pick): LeBroBoo – “A Lebron James ‘Labubu’: fuzzy jumpsuit, bunny ears, Lakers jersey, creepy mouth.” (74:04)
Tas: Jalen Brown’s Black Scalp Paint – “Jalen Brown costume – ball cap, spray paint in my holster, and leave a streak on everybody’s shirt like OG Anunoby’s jersey.” (75:00)
JD: Ace Bailey/Ace Frehley (KISS) – “It’s KISS makeup, Ace Frehley’s makeup, and his jersey. It’s Ace Bailey but Frehley.” (77:33)
Skeets: K-Pop DeAndre Hunters (K-Pop Demon Hunters x NBA) – “It’s a group costume: we’re going as the K-Pop DeAndre Hunters. Group of us in K-Pop Demon Hunter wardrobe, all wearing DeAndre Hunter jerseys.” (78:35)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

On the baseball marathon stream:
- “I've been on an IV since the final pitch that Freddie took yard. But I'm here, baby. I'm here.” —Tas (02:17)
On Bulls optimism:
- “No hype, just wins.” —Trey (11:42)
On Halloween candy rules:
- “To make things a little more interesting...you can’t select chocolate. Okay. No chocolate bars.” —Skeets (29:12)
On Fun Dip:
- “Just sugar in a packet. We gave you a sugar stick to scoop it out with.” —Trey (33:06)
On the power of the 12-foot skeleton:
- “It is the biggest upgrade in holiday outside memorabilia since icicle lights.” —Trey (44:57)
On recent horror flicks:
- “Nope is really, really good… the best scene is when they finally show us what happened with the chimpanzee.” —Trey (54:52)
On Halloween pranking nostalgia:
- “It is fun [egg-throwing]. You feel like a badass. Like, I should not be doing this. I could go to jail for this.” —Skeets (68:27)
On NBA costume creativity:
- “My choice for an NBA-themed Halloween costume: LeBroBoo — a LeBron James ‘Labubu’… a fuzzy jumpsuit, bunny ears, Lakers jersey, and a creepy mouth.” —Trey (74:04)
- “Jalen Brown… spray paint in my hand… If somebody’s giving me a little treat, I’m going to pretend to fall down and hopefully streak their shirt with my black paint.” —Tas (76:00)
On the group costume craze:
- “We are going, the three of us, as K-pop DeAndre Hunters… as the K-pop stars in their outfits, but all wearing DeAndre Hunter jerseys.” —Skeets (78:35)

Draft Recap: Halloween 2.0 Squads

Trey Kirby

Candy: Fun Dip
Decoration: Jack o’ Lantern
Horror Movie: Nope
Mischief: Scarecrow prank
Costume: LeBroBoo

Tas Melas

Candy: Nerds Gummy Clusters
Decoration: Creepy Girl on a Swing
Horror Movie: Substance
Mischief: Covering cars with hay
Costume: Jalen Brown Hair Paint

Candy: Cracker Jack
Decoration: Giant Skeleton
Horror Movie: Weapons
Mischief: Egging
Costume: Ace Bailey/Ace Frehley

Jay Skeets

Candy: Fuzzy Peaches
Decoration: Giant Cobweb
Horror Movie: Sinners
Mischief: Toilet Papering
Costume: K-Pop DeAndre Hunters (group costume)

Timestamps for Important Segments

01:36 – Baseball marathon stream stories
10:21 – NBA quick hits and undefeated teams discussion
20:17 – Raptors coaching hot seat & defensive woes
27:36 – Squad Halloween Draft Begins (Rules, Categories)
32:05 – Candy Draft
41:57 – Outdoor Decorations Draft
50:35 – Recent Horror Movies Draft
59:35 – Mischief Night Activities Draft
72:00 – NBA-Themed Costume Draft
81:09 – Recap of Teams & Fan Participation

Tone & Style

Perfect For:
Fans looking for Halloween party inspiration, NBA devotees, nostalgia junkies, and anyone who loves a creative podcast draft format with plenty of laughs and clever wordplay.

Listener Challenge:
Who drafted the best Halloween 2.0 squad? Vote in the comments/socials—and share your alternative picks for each category!

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Summary

No Dunks Podcast: SQUAD | Drafting Halloween Candy, Horror Movies, Decorations & More

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Baseball Marathon and NBA Catch-up (01:36 – 27:36)

2. Halloween “Squad” Draft Begins (27:36 – 85:27)

Draft Rules & Structure (see rules recap at 31:14)

Round 1: Best Non-Chocolate Halloween Candy

Round 2: Outdoor Halloween Decoration

Round 3: Recent Horror Movie (last 5 years)

Round 4: Mischief Night (Devil’s Night) Activity

Round 5: NBA-Themed Halloween Costume (“Pun Gun”)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

Draft Recap: Halloween 2.0 Squads

Timestamps for Important Segments

Tone & Style

Summary

No Dunks Podcast: SQUAD | Drafting Halloween Candy, Horror Movies, Decorations & More

Episode Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Baseball Marathon and NBA Catch-up (01:36 – 27:36)

2. Halloween “Squad” Draft Begins (27:36 – 85:27)

Draft Rules & Structure (see rules recap at 31:14)

Round 1: Best Non-Chocolate Halloween Candy

Round 2: Outdoor Halloween Decoration

Round 3: Recent Horror Movie (last 5 years)

Round 4: Mischief Night (Devil’s Night) Activity

Round 5: NBA-Themed Halloween Costume (“Pun Gun”)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

Draft Recap: Halloween 2.0 Squads

Timestamps for Important Segments

Tone & Style