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Lauren LaRosa
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J.E. Skeets
Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the no Dunks podcast presented by FanDuel. It's Friday, March 20, 2026. This is the Drop. I'm J E Skeets here in the classic factory and alongside me, as always, Tas Millis.
Tas Melis
Podcast listeners, this is for you.
J.E. Skeets
Next to him, it's my top shot, hot boy, Trey Kirby Ayo. Hey, yo. And over yonder, making the magic happen, super producer jd.
J.D.
Hello.
J.E. Skeets
There he is. Here we are. Hello to everybody on YouTube. We're a little late. Apologies. It happens once in a while. Hit the like button. Subscribe, podcast listeners, were never late to you five star ratings and reviews on today's Drop Pod. We're going to draft coaches that we think are on the hot seat. Could be canned. Or at least on the active hot seat. Tass, you got a bunch of worst of the week nominees. Oh, yeah, we got rapid fire fun because it is the drop. But first we got a look at the no Dunks March Madness bracket. The boys have started strong. We're currently tied for third place in the no Dunks NCAA Tournament classic pool. We got 13 out of 16 games correct. We nailed the VCU upset. We nailed that Texas run. Tas, that was all you, baby. You were saying they were too low seed.
TK
Too low seed.
Tas Melis
The experts were right.
J.E. Skeets
And our biggest one, we had high point. We had high point Wisconsin, man.
Tas Melis
We are currently on a high point.
J.E. Skeets
That's right. That's right. Yeah. It's only gonna go downhill here from here. But the three picks we did get wrong, the good news with them is we have none of them advancing to next weekend.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
So that's good. That's good. So good start, guys.
TK
Huge.
J.E. Skeets
Yes, yes. And, and good luck to everybody. Obviously in our pool there.
Tas Melis
It was great to see a number 99, Chase Johnson, the high point.
TK
What a bomb this guy hit.
J.E. Skeets
Especially after we had just talked about Wayne Gretzky.
Tas Melis
Exactly.
J.E. Skeets
Do you think he should tuck his
Tas Melis
jersey in but leave a little bit left side?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Hanging out like I think he should. Okay. We had some fun games last night. Luka Doncic, torch the Heat. See what I did there? Actually, that was the AP. Torch the heat for 60 points as the Lakers won their eighth straight game. So after Lucas scored 40 in the Lakers win over the Rockets tasks, which was in Houston, which was a late Wednesday night game, they traveled to Miami. And Here you go, Tas. They didn't arrive at the hotel until 5:00am I wasn't going to say that.
Tas Melis
I Wasn't going to say it, but glad you did. It was late.
J.E. Skeets
No, but I bring that up because, like, I'll be honest, I didn't think Luka, LeBron and Austin Reeves were all going to play in this game because they were questionable during the day. But they all give it a go and, you know, they all played well, but especially Luca here with the 60.
Tas Melis
Oh yeah, they all performed very well. Yeah, old guy LeBron goes from the 30 points and the six dunks to a triple double. But I was most impressed with Luka, I gotta be completely honest, because Miami was doing a very good job of pressing their. Pressing in the back court in that second quarter when they had a 15 point lead, their second 15 point lead. They're up. And you'd think the Lakers on a back to back here in the third quarter. They may not come out hard, but they absolutely did. Is this the best shape of Luca's career? He does look absolutely great. I know we sat in the offseason seeing him on the front of Men's Health and us trying to, you know, diagnose him.
J.E. Skeets
Oh yeah, he's healthy.
Tas Melis
I. We have no idea other than to hear a lot of criticism in years past about his fitness and all that. Again, we don't have any idea. But being beside LeBron James and what he's doing must help a little bit. And what also might, might help is the way he shoots threes right now. The question is, how do you stop the guy? Where are you taking away opportunities from him? And watching the Heat, I thought, oh, Andrew Wiggins would be useful here. Remember what he did in the conference finals in 2022 when they went and won the championship with the Warriors. That being said, you watch LUCA the last 20 games, he's shooting 41% from three. So maybe he is healthy if he's hitting from out there. He goes from 40 one night, 60 the next night. Where do you stop this guy? How do you do it? I know Bam was trying to get in his face.
J.E. Skeets
It was like deja vu, man. He would get Bam switched on him and then he hit five or six threes on Bam. They all looked identical.
Tas Melis
Bam.
J.E. Skeets
The way he was challenging Luka, where he was on the floor, no doubt, and hitting shot after shot after shot. Yeah, I'm not sure what you do with Luka right now. He is on this eight game run, averaging 41 points per game. Also nine boards, seven assists and two and a half steals. And he had five steals left.
TK
Yeah, he's giving an effort defensively. He said post game that the three ball has been feeling good 40%. Like you're saying over the last 20 games, back to back games with 17 three point attempts, setting his personal record and then tying it the very next night. This is an MVP performance to go out and hang 60 on a good Heat team on the third game in four nights. Like this was a game that was talked about earlier in the week on podcast. Like people are like, this is a scheduled loss. The Lakers, no way they're going to win this one. Like you're saying, Skeets. It would have been not surprising to see LeBron sit or Lucas or Austin Reaves. Instead they all came and played because they're playing really well right now. They're clicking and they've found the perfect chemistry together. LeBron as a play finisher is kind of unstoppable. Started 7 for 7 in this game, finally missed in the fourth quarter. We've talked a lot about the Lakers winning with defense lately. How they've been able to scrap out some ugly games. This was not that at all. They said we've got enough effort for one side of the court and tonight it's going to be offense. Luca, put the team on his back. 9 for 17 from 3. He also is quicker right now. He's in good shape. He must be feeling healthy cause he gets downhill so quick right now. And if he's shooting the three the way he is, there's no defense against him, which is why he's putting up 40 to 60 a night.
Tas Melis
Yeah, and comfortable shooting those threes. 17 attempts on back to back nights, which is his career high. He's done it once previously in his career. Now he's done it three times. He feels super comfortable and bam was out there. But they did mess up a couple times. They gave him literally open threes. Drew Smith, what are you doing coming off the bench and doing that? I mean, Spolstra said this team played last night. Drew Smith, get in there. Gasparis Yakshonas, get in there. And they pressed. But it is so impressive that the Lakers were able to do this. And I hate to do this to 29 fan bases out there, but we got to talk about the Lakers and what they're doing here. And there was literally Lakers fans in that arena in Miami and you could hear them and they travel and they
J.E. Skeets
love their team chanting mvp. Deservedly so with the game you just had and put on for them. Especially when he was. I mean, he had 39 points in the second half and again. And you're right. It got like, nice heat lead. I definitely then thought, okay, Redick might do the old, let's throw the towel in on this one. Let's save these guys, our star guys. Let's let the bench maybe try and make this a game. But, you know, it helps when Luka can like just hit three threes immediately, like in the span of like 90 seconds and you're like right back in the game. As he did in this. LeBron tied Robert Parish's record of 1611 regular season games. And he did it with a triple double, his 124th trip dub. 19 points, 15 boards, 10 times. I bring that up, look, how many more times can we say how impressive this is that this guy at 41 years old is doing this stuff. But like, when Parrish is like getting to the end of his career and the games he's playing in, he's like doing nothing because he's a 43 year old man. Like, he played even longer. He's just out there like, you know, garbage minutes.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
LeBron starting triple doubles. This, this winning streak looks bouncy. We call him the supercharged Aaron Gordon. Right. That's just wild, man. It is wild what he's doing here. And this team's clicking.
Tas Melis
It's great that we show him the respect he deserves. I know it's hard for us. We've all been talking about basketball for a long time and sometimes you get in the weeds, but you zoom out. There's been nobody like this over 40 like this. Sorry, MJ. Couldn't do it like this. Couldn't dunk it like this. So that's. It's a fantastic ending. Ending. It's not done exactly.
TK
Kevin Durant's like, he could play another five years if he wants to. Just keep extending it out. I do think it's kind of surprising though, he's going to have the most games in NBA history. He's only fifth in triple doubles, and he's been passed by two guys who started playing after him in Westbrook and Jokic and hasn't yet caught Magic Johnson. And he might not. You would kind of think he would be a little higher on the list.
Tas Melis
That's a good point.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Doesn't he have like a bunch of games where it's like flirting with the triple double, maybe nine in one of the categories? Yeah, he might, but that's a good point.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
LA sits in third place in the Western Conference now, 45 and 25, two games ahead of the fourth place Wolves, three games ahead of the Rockets and the Nuggets. So a little separation happening here as again they're sort of after OKC in San Antonio. We'll get to the spurs in a second. It's the Lakers. A little bumper there between these teams chasing them and they of course look the best of the bunch of that. That next year if we call it that.
Tas Melis
Yeah. I couldn't decide whether or not the two wins versus the Houston Rockets was more impressive than this win. Coming off of back to back or just beating the Rockets and the way they handled them. But I don't know, recency bias. I'm just kind of into this one. The way they were able to deal with. What did you say? A 5am 5am Landing.
J.E. Skeets
It's getting later and later. Every time we hear this it's like 2am Then it's 3am Then we had a 4am the other day.
Tas Melis
Oh yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Now it's 5. Yeah.
TK
You travel east. The time zones, you know it's going to add up as well.
J.E. Skeets
Are we going to hear. Are we going to hear a team that comes in like we pulled an all nighter. We didn't even sleep, man.
TK
Somebody should do that.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
TK
It's going to be final time video
J.E. Skeets
games and drank Sprite all night. Let's hear it.
Tas Melis
Yeah, last Sprite.
J.E. Skeets
I don't know why I said Sprite.
TK
Mountain Dew.
Tas Melis
No. Sprite's back though.
J.E. Skeets
What?
Tas Melis
For the first year the Sprite is back with the NBA. Oh, it's always been starry. I mean we've just been hearing starry old. Oh, I don't know. For the last five years. Sprite's back, baby.
TK
That's good. Yeah. Sprite is the premium star if you ask me.
Tas Melis
You're not wrong.
TK
Or the original story, I guess.
J.E. Skeets
You ever pulled an old time? Of course. As a kid.
Tas Melis
How young?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah,
Tas Melis
I've been 40 years.
J.E. Skeets
10 to 14, let's say.
Tas Melis
No.
J.D.
Wow.
J.E. Skeets
Never once, Never tried it?
TK
No.
Tas Melis
That's too young.
TK
I feel like. Yeah, I probably did but I mean that is kind of young. Yeah, I think I would peter out at 3am when these teams are coming
J.E. Skeets
and landing hopped up on Sprite. Playing video games. Sonic the Hedgehog, a one player game. I'll just watch you all night long. Collect rings. Maybe. Did it become a two player game? Could you play with tails? Could you play together? It's a good question. Okay, Lakers, follow up. Anything else on the lakers and Luka? 100 points, man. In like 24 hours. He just pulled a modern day wilt.
TK
So that's a Bam Adebayo sort of stat line.
J.E. Skeets
Did you see Bam's comments after the game? He's like, he gets to say now like, I know what it's like. As someone who has scored 80 plus points in a game, I understand how exhausting it is and, and that, I
Tas Melis
don't know, it's pretty funny. That is good. And Those are the two highest games this season, the 83 and the 60.
J.E. Skeets
Hey, we did say that. I mean a lot of people said that after BAM got the 80 plus, we're like, you watch, there'll be a 60 or a 70 point game on its heels. And it happened against Bam not long after. Wow. Pretty crazy.
TK
Norm Powell came off the bench. Just so you know. He did, but he also closed. It was the three guards closing Hero and Davion Mitchell as well as Pella, Larson and Bam. That's probably Wiggins instead of Larson. One day he got everybody healthy. But not last night. I think that's probably the way they're going to stick with things. Norm off the bench. Bring him in if he's got it going. Depending on the matchup can close as well.
Tas Melis
Yeah, no Jaime last night either.
J.E. Skeets
Yep. Let's go to a guy who probably in his Future has a 60 point game, maybe a 70 point game. Hell, maybe 80. Wembanyama sent the spurs back to the playoffs with the game winner versus the Phoenix Suns. This was a very entertaining game. Fun finish. I mean, I thought a couple times the Suns had this one. Yes, but Wemby is the one that gets the headlines here. Hits that 17 footer, fade away with 1 second left to lift the spurs to the 101100 victory again over Phoenix. This was Wemby's first go ahead make in the final five seconds of the fourth quarter or overtime in his career. I guess he had previously missed his first five attempts, but gets this one done. TK your takeaways.
TK
This looks like Kevin Durant. That's what my takeaway was when Kevin Durant was doing this early in his career. You're like, how in the world can a 6 foot 11 guy move like that and get into a jumper? And now Victor Wembanyama is 7 foot 5. That's the evolution of basketball right there. If this becomes a consistent shot for him, 70 points in a game is easy. But this was awesome. Great celebration from Victor. Great celebration from all the Spurs. I thought very funny to watch them try and chest bump him because they hit him like right into his stick. It's a chest bump. For the shorter player and a stomach bump for Victor. But that was awesome to see and a really great comeback from the spurs. They were down 10 with five minutes left and Mr. Fourth Quarter, Darren Fox took over, had a catch and shoot three pointer. He got WEMBY A3 as well off of the pick and roll. Hit a little midi in the lane and then a layup to cut it to one before Victor took him home. He's the man. He's like the trigger man for the Spurs. But when it came down to it, let's go to the guy whose shot is not going to get blocked. He's going to be able to get a shot off anytime he wants in a situation like that. And if the feathery touch is going to come through, you're going to win a lot of games. He's good at basketball. He's awesome.
Tas Melis
Yeah. The Durant comparison is, is a good one. I was surprised when they, they showed that close up. It was on his palm a lot, like it wasn't on his fingertips. But still no problem going down. I love the celebration with his teammates and then directly to hammering that drum that they do for the Jackals. He didn't wait for an interview or anything. He wanted to give it to the fans like he's Michael B. Jordan accepting an Oscar. Michael B. Jordan. I heard from her man, JD Was the only Oscar winner to thank his fans.
J.E. Skeets
He thanked me.
Tas Melis
Only one.
J.D.
Yes, he did.
TK
Thanks SK he thanked you and Phil Elder, actually. Yeah, it's a double roll.
J.E. Skeets
Respect.
Tas Melis
Wemmy knows who he should be thanking and I appreciate him not going to the interview. Going directly to the drum.
TK
They got that thing out fast.
Tas Melis
Yeah, I was out there real quick.
TK
They're ready with that drum.
Tas Melis
It was rolling out there. That being said, the Suns played awesome.
J.E. Skeets
They did. I was like, I want this matchup. Yeah, I'd love to see. This would be a fun first round series. Yeah, I think a lot of people, myself included would have San Antonio advancing, but I think the Suns would make things at least interesting.
TK
They play them tough.
J.E. Skeets
They play them tough and it be very fun first round. That's all I was thinking.
Tas Melis
They also play the minutes when Wemby's on the bench really, really well. They won those minutes by 18 points. Excuse me, 17. I mean he. Wemby was plus 18 in his minutes of 35 minutes. But the Suns won the, the non WEMBY Minutes by 17. That was the important part in this game. And it came down to at the end, Rashir Fleming missing two free throws. Right before Wemby hit that.
J.E. Skeets
Why did Jordan not keep him on the floor there? That was a bit of a perplexing to me.
Tas Melis
He rattled those free throws. They were super close.
J.E. Skeets
I mean, he's made like 10 free throws all season long. He is a rook. And he's not a good free throw shooter, at least early. I know it's not a lot of attempts, but he's like a 50% free throw shooter. I'm just saying it was an opportunity. He didn't need to be out there. Maybe put. You knew they were fouling like, or basically were going to.
Tas Melis
So, yeah, listen, they don't. They don't have their starting center in Mark Williams to go hammer Wemby. We watch those two hammer each other in person in Austin. He can do that. Rasheer Fleming, along with the starter, Oso Iguodaro and Kemen Milwauch did a good job of hammering him as much as possible. They were out there, and Fleming was out there banging home threes in the corner. Also, Iguidaro, he's got the Isaiah Hartenstein push shot down pretty well. That's what he does out there.
TK
And I'm a fan. I like him.
Tas Melis
Oh, yeah, you hated him. I'm an Oso guy.
TK
I never. I never hated Osogadaro. Take it back. I liked him back when he played at Marquette. I could tell this guy was going to be a pro. How dare you say that?
Tas Melis
You gave him. You gave him no potential. With the Suns. There was a. Maybe. Hate's a strong word. There was a moment where you said, oh, nah, nah, not that guy.
J.E. Skeets
Wow. I can't remember.
TK
No, there's no way that happened. I'm going to find absolutely no way that happened.
J.E. Skeets
How the hell are you going to find out? Like, you got a lot of shows to watch.
Tas Melis
Like. Like I've done every single time. We need an audio clip. It's. It's hell. It's not fun.
J.E. Skeets
You know what? That's where we. I mean, we hate AI for the most part. We could use AI probably with something like that. Hey, man, listen to all our shows. Find the moment where Trey shits on Oso.
Tas Melis
Yeah. There's no way it can actually decipher the words Oso and Iguidaro.
J.E. Skeets
It's not gonna name for AI.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah, no doubt. Those guys. Those guys got it there, obviously. Colin Gillespie got it there, shooting 6 of 11 from 3 to give Devin Booker the space to go at Luke Cornett when Wemby was on the bench. But they kicked Ass in those minutes. The Sunstone got Dylan Brooks. They don't have Grayson Allen in this game either along with Mark Williams. And they close out a six game road trip. 2 and 4 could have been 3 and 3 really, really, really easily if for sure Fleming hits a couple free throws there. So they had a great fight. Great fight.
J.E. Skeets
I'm glad you brought up Fox though, man. He like got them back in this game. He did. Like Wemby again gets the headlines because of the game winner. Fox was awesome. And I've said it before here, I think it's like they're going to go as far as like Fox can sort of take him. Wemby's good. Wemby, Wemby in a playoff series. I have a lot of confidence every box score is going to be 30, 12 and 5 blocks or whatever it is, but it's. Fox is the ultimate X factor here for this team, especially in late game situations. And apparently he had input on the final play. I guess he had said when they were like, okay, what are we going to do? We're going to Wemby, but do you want a guy in the corner or not? And they talked it out and like Fox is like, no, let's put one there. I think it was Vassell. Let's put them there so they'll be a little more hesitant to, to help off and come and run at you, which they didn't at all. They just let Wemby get into his bag and into his like rhythm of his dribble and hit the shot. So I guess coach Fox was also coming through on that a little bit. Coach Fox, yeah. Pretty impressive.
Tas Melis
He's gonna be important next couple weeks. I say all the Sun's injuries. Stefan Castle didn't play as well for the Spurs. He's out a week to two weeks, most likely with hip tightness. So it's, it's on Fox to create things and coach.
J.E. Skeets
I guess the other big story. Last night the Hornets retired dell curry's number 30 jersey. So del curry spent 10 years of his 16 year career with the Hornets franchise's last original player when he left via free agency after the 97, 98 season. NBA 6 Man of the Year in 94. He's lived in Charlotte, considered at home at least for like 40 years. He was a franchise's all time leader in games played and scoring and made three pointers when he left. Kemba took a couple of those after. But yeah, nice little celebration there at halftime with the entire Curry family.
TK
Halftime at the game they had to get the clearance from the Magic. They're like, you're okay if we take half an hour at halftime to honor Dell Curry? And the Magic said, sure. And we'll let you win easily as well. We'll do it all for you. But I thought this was pretty nice. I saw that Dell got a custom Jeff Hamilton jacket.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, yeah.
TK
Look like a leather Hornets jersey. Pretty sweet. One of the best Jeffs out there. I like what Seth said. He gave the speech because he has the Charlotte connection as well. He said nobody wanted to wear 30 growing up. I thought that was pretty funny. He said now it's iconic mostly because of blue and yellow, but it started here, purple and teal. That was a hilarious inclusion, I thought, but also a Very true. 30 is a cool number now because of Steph for sure. But he would have never won 30 if it wasn't for Papa Dell. So I thought this was a nice little celebration.
Tas Melis
Yeah. And Seth was the last one to wear it as a player on the Charlotte Hornets. So it's great for those three to do it. It is late. It is odd that it's happening in 2026.
J.E. Skeets
I know. When we first heard this news a couple months ago, we were like, what, though? Curry's numbers not retired. He sort of is Mr. Hornet. Like, he's one of the guys you think of when you think of the Hornets easily.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah.
J.E. Skeets
With the longevity of it all. I mean, you think of Larry Johnson, you think of Zo, you think of Mugsy Bogues. That. That ages us for sure. Just like their popularity. Everybody had their merch. It was cool, the teal. But yeah, then you think sort of Del Curry. So it was weird.
Tas Melis
It was weird.
J.E. Skeets
I was, like, wondering, like, I started thinking, now, this is strange maybe, but, like, does Del Curry, Dell Curry, get his jersey retired by the Hornets if there is no Steph Curry?
Tas Melis
Great question.
TK
Yeah, that's right.
J.E. Skeets
I mean, that sounds mean, but I don't mean it to be malicious or anything.
TK
I think it's because why wouldn't have they done it before?
J.E. Skeets
A little bit.
Tas Melis
I think he had to be with the team for 30 years and then they say, okay, we'll put that 30.
J.E. Skeets
That's true.
Tas Melis
You're right. I don't think it's rude to say that. I don't think it's mean to say
TK
that you say that.
Tas Melis
I think it's very likely.
J.E. Skeets
It's, like, helped his legacy. He is the father of the greatest shooter of all time. I'm sorry. It helps. I think he Ultimately deserve it. Deserves it. Without a Steph or a Seth Curry in his life. But I think it of course helps him get across the finish line.
Tas Melis
He's part of the broadcast as well. He's on the broadcast for a long time. If he wasn't on the broadcast, would he be retired? Probably not.
TK
It's all part of it. I think you throw in the, like the last decade of Dell Curry's life being a Hornets broadcaster and Steph becoming an NBA legend, it doesn't hurt. But they should have done it after he retired. Like he deserved it at that point as well.
J.D.
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
What I do like, though, is the timing of it is nice at least. The Hornets are like awesome right now and they're fun and above.500 and like one of the best crowds probably in the NBA right now because they've been jonesing for a good team for a long time. So it's like I always like something like this, a celebration when the team is like doing a little bit better. Not when they're like a 20 win team, a 25 win team. Just another slog of a season, injuries, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, at least it lined up nice here to celebrate him.
Tas Melis
Yeah. And I think that just happened because I think they just lined it up with the Golden State warriors, east coast road trip. And they said, okay, Steph and Seth can be here.
J.E. Skeets
Right?
Tas Melis
Right. And they can do an all day thing. I know we were saying it's halftime, but this is where the NBA both app and website stories came through. All day, all day there was stuff happening.
J.E. Skeets
Nice.
Tas Melis
And it was good to see. You know, Steph was.
J.E. Skeets
Who do you think was running that? A man named Bed Couch possibly running the app and the website and all those updates.
Tas Melis
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I'm including it.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Nice. And the game, I mean, any notes from. I mean, this was an ass kick in here from the Hornets.
TK
The only note I really have is that the Hornets got to make the playoffs. Like they've played it incredible for two and a half months at this point and are still down in 10th, which is too bad. They're two games back at Philadelphia. Their season series is 1:1. They play next Saturday in Charlotte. That's basically a playoff game for the Hornets and I hope that they win it. I hope they are able to get out of the play in because this has been such a fun team to watch. Last night they had five guys with four or more assists. They had four guys with three or more, three pointers back to back. Good Kobe White games. He had 24 and three against Miami and then 27 and five against Orlando. Two teams that they're competing with seating wise right now. Kobe is a certified March man, but seems to be finding his way in Charlotte. And everybody loves watching this Hornets team right now. They're clicking, they're having fun together, but they still have to do so much to even make it to the actual playoffs. And I hope they're able to pull it off.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. And I just realized right now, I didn't notice it last night, that the Hawks are now into six spot in the Eastern Conference because of the map. Magic loss, Atlanta and the Heat loss. Yeah. And the Heat loss. Right. So 7, 8, 9, 10 goes magic, heat, Sixers, Hornets. And this is a big win for the Hornets because they're only two and a half back from the Magic, you know. Yeah. Or for even.
TK
Amazing.
J.E. Skeets
So there's still. I mean, it's far fetched, but they could still even just get into the playoffs, I guess. With how many games are left? What are we at? We're down to like 13 games left. Yeah. Very good. 13 or 14. All right. Any other games you want to touch on? Didn't think anything else was all that interesting. Some. Some blowout victories?
Tas Melis
No.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
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J.E. Skeets
NBA Head Coaches they have it rough. Everybody knows this. They're well paid though they are to stand there in their comfortable quarter zips. But the nature of the game often requires them to take the fall for their teams and their players shortcomings. So it's a volatile position. Seats get hot. So with that in mind, we are drafting NBA head coaches on the hot seat as this 2526 NBA season comes to a close. We'll do two rounds so six total coaches where we're thinking they might get canned or obviously the seat is quite hot and it's a possibility maybe in the off season or whatever. But first we need to decide who gets the number one pick.
TK
Let's go.
J.E. Skeets
And the way we've been doing this is I come up with a weird trivia question and you guys battle it out to see who gets the number one pick. So we're doing one of these where we potentially go back and forth between you guys.
TK
According to Basketball Reference Play, it's not a China situation.
J.E. Skeets
No, no, no, no. I don't think it's going to be. I think this one I'm actually worried
Tas Melis
you guys could be. If I say China again next time,
J.E. Skeets
don't do that don't say China. According to basketball reference, seven coaches have 100 or more NBA playoff wins.
J.D.
Okay.
J.E. Skeets
Okay. So I'd like to keep going back and forth here until somebody can't.
Tas Melis
Seven coaches in NBA history.
J.E. Skeets
Yes. Have 100 plus playoff wins.
TK
A lot.
J.E. Skeets
Who wants to start?
TK
I'll start.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
TK
Phil Jackson.
J.E. Skeets
Number one on the list. 229 playoff wins. Correct.
Tas Melis
China. Oh. Gregg Popovich.
J.E. Skeets
Third on the list. 170. Back to you, TK Red Auerbach. It's over in a hurry.
Tas Melis
Well. Well, I'm glad you went first because I was going to use Red Auerbach.
J.E. Skeets
Oh. Yeah. But you guys should have thought. I mean, Red.
TK
They didn't play as many.
J.E. Skeets
Play as many series. Okay. Just for fun.
TK
Okay.
J.E. Skeets
So you'll get the number one pick. But for fun, have a go at some of the other names. Five other names on the list. Spoelstra. Fifth. 110.
TK
Rick Carlisle. No, I'm doing good.
Tas Melis
They're weird.
TK
I'm glad I went first.
J.E. Skeets
We have two more active coaches.
Tas Melis
Pat Riley.
J.E. Skeets
Yes. That was the. Obviously not active. 171. He's second. Nice.
TK
Active.
J.E. Skeets
Yep.
TK
Doc.
J.E. Skeets
Doc Rivers.
TK
100. Dr. Rivers.
J.E. Skeets
One more active. One more active that could be drafted in. Coaches on the nut.
TK
Nurse.
J.E. Skeets
No.
TK
No.
Tas Melis
Huh?
J.E. Skeets
I say Steve. Steve Kerr.
TK
Steve.
J.E. Skeets
Not, you know, hot seat. He could retire. Yeah. He would be hot himself. And then I'll just give you the last one.
Tas Melis
Larry Brown.
J.E. Skeets
Larry Brown.
Tas Melis
Larry Brown.
J.E. Skeets
Larry Brown.
Tas Melis
Yeah. I thought Don Nelson might have snuck
J.E. Skeets
in there for some weird reason. So we got Larry Brown. We got to the third round, I guess, but a little bit better than our China debacle from the Olympics tribute box.
J.D.
That's.
TK
That's a tough one.
Tas Melis
That's a tough one. Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Phil Jackson.
Tas Melis
Bill Russell stole. Stole his 100th win. Probably.
J.E. Skeets
Greg Popovich. Doc Rivers. Eric Spoelstra. Steve Kerr. Larry Brown.
TK
Okay.
J.E. Skeets
We're drafting coaches who we think could
Tas Melis
be k. I got the.
J.E. Skeets
Are on the hot seat. You have the number one pick. Lucky for you, man.
TK
Oh, you got to be kidding me. Red auerbach literally has 99 postseason wins.
Tas Melis
I'm telling you, Russell stole it, Bill. 99.
TK
This sucks. Now I gotta go second.
Tas Melis
Come on.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, man. Oh, I hate this. The best part is I go last.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Just for coming up with questions. Okay. You got number one pick.
Tas Melis
That's not as bad as when I said China had a lot of Winter Olympics gold medals.
TK
I mean, it's not that bad.
J.E. Skeets
No.
TK
You just played in China.
Tas Melis
The Olympics were just based in China. There's that part of it seeping into the brain anyway. And the fake snow that they had. What does that have to do with gold medals? Nothing. Anyway, I'll take Jamal. Mostly the Orlando Magic. I mean a lot of it has to do with these last 12, 15 games and how they integrate Franz Wagner when he comes back and how they are gelling coming into the postseason. A lot of his shortcoming may be because of injury that happened earlier this season. Von Caro missed a few weeks. Then Franz Wagner drops for multiple months. Jalen Suggs out there. But really getting at is there's got to be more player movement and ball movement in that offense. They were 19th in offense. They've got to be better. There are games they were just on a seven game win streak when they were cooking. But then they hit the Atlanta Hawks right after it was first. Was it Atlanta the first game? Yeah, it was Atlanta. Then okc, then Charlotte. Hold on. Miami, Atlanta, okc. Charlotte. They've lost.
J.E. Skeets
That sounds right.
Tas Melis
That sounds right. Anyways, they got some hot teams right when. No, no, no, I'm wrong. It's Atlanta OKC in Charlotte. Either way, the OKC loss was a. Was a good one. I mean they'. They're. I think they were gelling really well up until that losing streak.
J.E. Skeets
What does he need to do to. To keep his job? Well, how's the rest of the season look?
Tas Melis
And or I mean they, they probably, they probably have to win a playoff series.
J.E. Skeets
I think that's right. I think that's right.
Tas Melis
Yeah. But it really just comes down to this. This next month of integrating France who I imagine will be playing. It's not, it's not close that he will be playing and then he has to gel well. And again they have to win a playoff series and they just dropped because of those three straight losses to seventh which obviously hurts them. But yeah, again it's Blair. It's player movement and ball movement in that offensive scheme that's just not happening enough. Did Palaban Caro become a different player after the all star game? Yeah, he does look better. They look better again. Seven straight wins, but it's not enough. They haven't done it over the season. Again, injuries may have hurt Jamal Mosley's scheme, plan and the execution for sure, but there's going to be lots of those.
J.E. Skeets
I saw Zilla write in his newsletter. Mosley probably came the closest to joining Willie Green in the pink slip club during the season. But Orlando, terrible injury with lock Magic front office moves Slowly, which they do. And they did stabilize like you said, task like, you know, Paulo started playing well. They had the seven game win streaks. But all that said, I'm with you. I had him on my list. Like, I think it all comes down to like whether or not they can get into the playoffs and put up another great fight or even advance because you made the Bane move. Like, you've done the roster construction. I know there's questions about, yeah, can Franz and Paolo be out there with Bane, but it'll be inevitably him because he's been there for a couple seasons and he helped grow them into this team. But now it's like, okay, can somebody get us to the next step? Start winning playoff series.
TK
Yeah, he seems like a perfect floor raising coach. He got the magic to play defense. And then we see a lot of times in the history of the league the defense guy leads to like the next coach who tries to take the team over the hump. I had a first round hot seat grade as well for Jamal Mosley. He probably would have been number one on my list had the magic not put together this little stretch here. But I agree. I think they at least gets him an opportunity in the playoffs if they come up short again, seems most likely the change they would make in the off season.
Tas Melis
Yeah, it's a lot like Jamie Bickerstaff when he was coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
TK
Yeah, you know, very similar.
Tas Melis
Raise the floor but didn't win in the playoffs.
J.E. Skeets
You have your first pick here, second pick overall.
TK
Well, he's got 114 career postseason victories.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, you're going to Doc.
TK
But only three of them have come for the Milwaukee Bucks. I think we're just going to see a big change from Milwaukee and if Giannis is gone, there is no reason to keep Doc around. I think the only reason he is there is because he's got Giannis as a backer and it's like, what's the point of making a change at this point, point of the season? So, yeah, I think there's question marks about who will be on the team next year, who will be in the front office next year, and certainly who will be on the sidelines next year. They brought in Doc Rivers because Adrian Griffin was only 31 and 13 and since then he's had two under 500 seasons.
Tas Melis
Yeah, and Doc may retire himself.
J.E. Skeets
I was gonna say, is he gonna coach for another team or will this be the end for doc Rivers? He's 64, I think 65, something like that. I don't know.
TK
Time to hit the links.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
TK
I mean, hit the podcast he's talked about.
J.E. Skeets
Hasn't he alluded to it a little bit before? Yeah.
TK
So you can't fire me. I quit.
J.E. Skeets
Exactly. That's what I mean. Honestly, a part of me wonders that maybe. Yeah, if he's talked to them, they're like, okay, Doc, we might go a different direction. Like, we saw coaches get obviously let go at the end of last year, and these were sort of good teams, and he's like, no, don't fire me. I'm just retiring after.
TK
All right, sounds good.
Tas Melis
Maybe podcast with Austin with this son. Yeah, sure. Could happen.
J.E. Skeets
Doc will be back on Bill Simmons podcast. Bill for sure. No doubt. All right. My first pick. I can't believe he's still on the board. I'll take Doug Christie, guys.
TK
Nice.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Doug Christie with Sacramento Kings. Not a whole lot to add to that. I'll sort of be shocked if Doug Christie is still there. He was doing some weird things, especially. I mean, look, it's been a brutal season. We had the Kings over.
Tas Melis
Well, I mean, like, smelling salts.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, the smelling salts. Pretty weird. We tried it out. It's. I wouldn't be doing it all the time. A little odd, but, you know, like, playing his main guys or like his vets, like, heavy, heavy minutes here when, like, okay, maybe lean into development and growth of these guys, and we don't even want to win. Like, the only way to salvage our franchise is probably hit one of these top picks in a loaded draft. So it was just weird. I know he's now doing it a little bit more. The one good sign is Maxime Renault. Looks good.
TK
Oh, yeah.
J.E. Skeets
I got to be happy with that. If you're a Kings fan, Clifford's had moments, but I just. I don't think Doug Christie is going to be there long. I don't even think he's that great a coach. So probably Vivek and that and that franchise go a different direction.
TK
Yeah, they changed the front office over the summer last year, but Doug Christie did have the Kings play. I think it was like, 27 and 24 last season. Kind of a surprising result for them. So let's see how it goes. And it didn't go well.
Tas Melis
No.
TK
So now's the time to move on, probably.
Tas Melis
Yeah. The tough part is, yeah, you can go to the young guys, but when you ping next year and guaranteed contracts to Sabonis and Levine, DeAndre Hunter DeRozan's got a partial guarantee. Maybe they keep him around. How do you go to Reyno Nick Clifford.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Devin Carter.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, I hear you.
Tas Melis
Keegan Murray, that's who you, you would be playing. But I understand it's, it's really up to ownership. Like, are we turning a new leaf again?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, they tend to do that.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Like this, this is sort of a King's thing, I will say. I guess this will be the one summer that the Suns are not changing their coach.
TK
That's true.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Since 2022, I want to say they always have a turnaround. So Jordan Nott should be, should be good. They will not be interviewing other head coaches. That's right. He's done a pretty impressive job. Okay, one more round. Mosley Rivers, Doug Christie, off the board.
Tas Melis
Listen, I think there's going to be some consistency with NBA coaches more so than years past. So I found this difficult getting into a second round.
J.E. Skeets
Can I ask you, do you think the two interim head coaches survive and get another go in? Tiago Splitter with the Blazers and James Borrego. I think the Pelicans.
Tas Melis
Yeah, I think Brago's a lock.
J.E. Skeets
I think so, too. Splitters, splinters.
Tas Melis
Yeah, I'm a split on that one.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Yes and no. But he's gotten the most out of Denny Avidia. Maybe the, the shade and sharp injury kind of hurt their offense.
TK
Clingan's playing awesome.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Yeah.
Tas Melis
So.
J.E. Skeets
So, yeah, I think so. I lean towards both. We'll be given an opportunity.
Tas Melis
I got a bunch of guys who are safe and I. Those are guys. Right. Okay. So I think Thomas Isolo with Memphis Grizzlies is questionable. It's, it's really, to me, this is a split road. It's either you pick John Morant or you pick Isolo. And I think they could pick Isolo, but I just don't see those guys gelling well. I don't see these hockey rotations gelling well with John Morant, where they're, you know, going five on and five off. That is a low. Is trying to do. I think they respect Thomas Isolo as an ownership, and he's only been there for, you know, one full season, partial year last year after Taylor Jenkins was fired. But if you go John Morant and you want to keep him and you want to build around him, which is questionable, maybe they don't. Then you probably move on from Thomas Isolo. But if you pick Isolo, you move on from John Moran. It feels like at some point, hey, maybe those guys can mesh. But it doesn't. Doesn't seem that way either way. I, I, for me, I didn't find anybody else a lock. So I'm really glad that I had the first pick. Yeah. You guys tell me, I mean, Trey, you, you give me your second pick. That's I'm talking ISO. Just because I didn't even show up
J.E. Skeets
to like the Grizzlies, you know, fan meet or whatever that teams do near the end of the season.
TK
I've been wondering about that guy. He hasn't played forever. He hasn't played in two months with a day to day injury.
Tas Melis
Yeah, well, the use. The elbow injury. Yeah, it increased after a while for some reason. It was like three weeks to start. The baseball injury, the UCL in the elbow.
J.E. Skeets
If I'm betting, I'm saying John Moran is the one.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah. It's one or the other.
J.E. Skeets
Like you said, the path they picked.
TK
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Yep. Okay, well, who's your pick? Do you have another pretty confident name or at least. At least a coach on the hotspot?
TK
Yeah. I'm happy he dropped this far. Nick Nurse. To me, he outta here. One series appearance in the postseason for Nick Nurse. Philadelphia lost that one. They're petering out at the end of the season here. And I don't think it's totally his fault. We've seen Maxi go down with injury. Paul George suspended Embiid. Not reliably on the court right now, but people didn't like that Nick nurse had Jared McCain buried on the bench. He goes to the best team in the league and he's putting out 20 a game like that doesn't look good for Nick Nurse. I think there's question marks of if Daryl Morey comes back, if the front office changes, often the coaching changes. But even if Daryl sticks around, it's tough for the Sixers to change the players right now with these gigantic contracts that Georgian and Beat are on. So next most likely fall guy would be Nicholas.
J.E. Skeets
This guy's creating a hospital.
TK
I got, I got Doc Nurse. Is there any surgeons out there?
J.E. Skeets
I don't think so. I don't think so. All right. I wanted him. I thought Nick Nurse might slip to me. But yeah, Daryl Morey, he's never hesitant to, you know, sort of go to. To. To can a coach for. To be the fall guy.
Tas Melis
Really? Yeah, I think maybe more. That's what this case would be. Would be him just not syncing with his players all that much and him being the fall guy because I wouldn't. Like you said, a lot of it is not on him. It is the injuries and maybe because he wasn't a good enough Nurse or, you know, wasn't. Didn't have a doc on staff. But because the injuries over the years, you know, we know who's. Who's been injured over the years. Is it his fault that they signed Paul George to that Max deal and Paul George didn't play? Is it his fault Joel Embiid's knees aren't what they are. Aren't what they were two years ago? Yeah. Fair questions.
J.E. Skeets
All right, final pick here. I want to throw a bunch of names at you guys and maybe help me make my selection. Steve Kerr.
Tas Melis
Stevie.
TK
I know, I know.
J.E. Skeets
Sort of goes against like what Steve Kerr. Hall of Fame coach Steve Kerr. But he's not under contract.
Tas Melis
Right.
J.E. Skeets
For next season. As Ziller pointed out. He's been awfully philosophical here in his like recent interviews and stuff like that. So what, you know, is he coming back? Is he retiring?
Tas Melis
It's up to Steph, really. Is that.
TK
Yeah, he's got another year.
Tas Melis
Steph's got another year.
TK
Yeah. He's 26, 27. As is Jimmy. As is Draymond has a player option. But what are they going to do? Give Steve a one year contract? That's also weird.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. So I, I, it's possible.
TK
I think they would all go out together.
Tas Melis
Yeah, I thought so.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Brian Keefe of the Wizards. Chief Keef. Yeah, I know. But like, they made big moves here. They got Trey Young. You got Anthony Davis because of the bam.
TK
He didn't, he didn't double early enough.
J.E. Skeets
A little bit.
TK
You gotta go.
J.E. Skeets
I don't know. I think it's a possibility. Darko Rajkovic, has he done a good enough job here? So obviously was on the hot seat early. Maybe there was that stretch, but they turned it around. I think he's probably fine and I think they picked up his option for 26, 27. So he is under contract for one more Ty Lu. Just because anything could happen with the Clippers. Still are waiting on the whole Kawhi Leonard aspiration fallout. Potentially. I don't know. That was, that's a. Who knows? He is a good coach, but who knows? IME Udoka.
TK
I had him on the list.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, same. If it goes really poorly for the Rockets here in the postseason and they are struggling right now, like if they, if they get swept or losing five in a first round series, he could get.
TK
Yeah, I think it would have to be a disaster in the playoffs otherwise. Maybe like a. Give him next year. See how it goes.
J.E. Skeets
Get Van Vliet. Yeah. Yeah. So those were the names. Is anyone else I'm missing. That would be on the short list.
TK
Well, I mean, there's. Billy Donovan should be on the list. He's like the third longest tenured coach in the NBA for no reason. But he was at the very bottom of my list because it probably won't happen. Weirdest one I included was Mike Brown, just because of the expectations factor. They went to the conference finals and fired their head coach. So now the expectation is get to the Finals. James Dolan says you're supposed to win the finals if you get there. So there's a lot of pressure just on everybody. With the Knicks, I think this would have to be another. Only if a disaster happens, like if the Knicks somehow lose in the first round of the playoffs, it wouldn't surprise me if Dolan makes an impulsive move.
J.E. Skeets
I'll draft Ime Udoka just as a wild card here. I'm hedging my bets. I have the Rockets going to the finals or I have them getting fired. So, you know, one or the other happens. They make an incredible run or he, you know, gets canned maybe. So it's a bit of a reach for sure. But you tell us who are missing. Tasses, your two guys were
Tas Melis
Jamal mostly and Isolo Trey.
TK
I had doc and nurse and I
J.E. Skeets
went Doug Christie and Ime Udoka. Who'd we miss? Tell us out there in the stream team right now. Gotta take a quick break. When we come back, worst of the week nominees. Right now, new FanDuel customers can get up to $300 back in bonus bets every day for 10 days. If you're bet lucky loses. Here's how it works. Place a tournament bet using the token, and if it doesn't win, you'll get up to $300 back in bonus bets every single day for 10 straight days. That's 10 chances to play all tourney long from game props and money lines to spreads and totals and futures and more. You can even mix things up with the same game parlay for a shot at a bigger payout. However you want to fill out your bracket. FanDuel makes it easy to stay in the action day after day, so just Visit the first FanDuel sportsbook app today. FanDuel. It's time to dance. Time to dance. Oh, we're dancing, baby. Dancing all night. NBA on, NCAA on, WNBA is coming back.
TK
That's true. Baseball starts next week. Is that true?
J.E. Skeets
Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
TK
Wow.
Tas Melis
Wow.
TK
Is this the year for the Bravos? Probably not thinking of the Dodgers again, huh?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, probably. Yeah.
Tas Melis
See here For Braves Vision, though I'm
J.E. Skeets
interested to see what's Braves Vision?
Tas Melis
It's the Braves operated new TV station for the Braves.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
Tas Melis
What about hockey? No mention of hockey. They're playing every night.
J.E. Skeets
Hockey's on.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
TK
That is literally crazy.
J.E. Skeets
I. Yeah, it's a blast. It's a blind spot for me, man.
TK
I thought they only played the playoffs.
J.E. Skeets
I will get excited for playoffs.
TK
They played a whole season before this.
J.E. Skeets
How did they do that?
Tas Melis
Yeah, somebody commented yesterday when we talked about who are the best athletes, we gave hockey players some love. So somebody commented and said, you guys talk about basketball for 20 years and somehow, somehow hockey has the most athletic players in the world. How dare you?
J.E. Skeets
We did not say that.
TK
I certainly did.
J.E. Skeets
We did not say that.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah.
J.E. Skeets
We were trying to show them some love. They are athletic. Okay.
Tas Melis
On the blades.
J.E. Skeets
Yes. Let's get to worst of the week.
Tas Melis
Ladies and gentlemen.
J.D.
The worst of the week.
Tas Melis
Three nominees for worst of the week. First one was a fan in Madison Square Garden that grabbed Steph Curry's arm as he left the floor post game. He's just trying to walk into the hallway and somebody grabbed his arm and tugged it. Whoa. Really, really yanked it. Steph didn't like that. You don't do that. You give a little head shake, little head bob.
TK
He seemed to be okay with the gentle grasp, like the touch of the arm, but then the. The pole was frowned upon.
J.E. Skeets
Do we know?
Tas Melis
I. I apologize. That was in, in Boston. I said Madison Square Garden for some reason. I thought it was. Anyways, it was in Boston.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Do we know who pulled, though?
Tas Melis
No, I don't.
J.E. Skeets
Who pulled the arm? Is that a grown man? Grown woman, kid. Can't imagine it was a kid. I don't think he would have reacted as such.
TK
Probably it's some. A man in their 20s.
J.E. Skeets
That's weird.
TK
Pulling arms.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
All right.
TK
When's the last time you pulled an arm? Never.
Tas Melis
You're.
TK
You're a gentle soul.
J.E. Skeets
Yes. Thank you.
TK
You never pull it up?
Tas Melis
Yeah. Good question. Sometimes, you know, the, the whole thing with parents, you're not supposed to like, pull your kids up by the arm because they can pull up, pull out their shoulder socket.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Type of thing.
J.E. Skeets
Do you believe that? I thought kids are rubber man now.
TK
Trust me, it happens.
Tas Melis
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the. The only arms I've pulled that. Steph shoulder looks fine.
J.E. Skeets
He looked okay. But don't do that. I mean, we. We always have one of these type of worst of the weeks every couple months. Yeah. Someone. An interaction with a player crossing a line of some sort. Don't do that.
TK
Stream team is saying it was a grown woman.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, interesting.
TK
There's a false angle of it being a grown woman who was a Warriors fan, according to Gigi.
J.E. Skeets
How do you think that's going to play out? Yeah, like, wait, hold on. I'll just grab him over here to take a photo or sign this or something. Yeah. No.
Tas Melis
J.D. when we were. Got the ability to interview Kobe Bryant at one time.
J.D.
Yes.
Tas Melis
And people were running after Kobe. That was wild because it was like the Beatles, man. Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
J.D.
It was insane.
J.E. Skeets
That was truly insane.
Tas Melis
I mean, I feel like there was a couple arm tugs or at least like shoves to, you know, light ones, not big ones.
J.E. Skeets
But is that jam session?
J.D.
I would say he got grabbed about 10 times right when we walk. We were walking with him for about, I want to say 10 minutes. We walked all the way across.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah.
J.D.
It was far.
Tas Melis
It was long.
J.D.
It was pretty far. And he got grabbed a lot.
Tas Melis
People were after for sure.
J.D.
Do you think Steph was shaking his head at his security? Where. Where are you?
J.E. Skeets
Oh, I think it was like, what are you doing, woman? Why are you grabbing me like that?
J.D.
I think it's both.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, I'd be.
TK
I gotta be on it.
J.D.
Yeah, they have to, like, you can't. You can't allow somebody to touch me.
J.E. Skeets
But hold on. What do you want the security guard to do? Like this, like, right on it.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah.
TK
Chop that arm.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. All right. Chop.
J.D.
You don't know what she's doing.
J.E. Skeets
No, you're right. You're right.
Tas Melis
All right.
J.E. Skeets
I mean, you're in an arena, it would be difficult to, like, get weapons and stuff in.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
But heaven forbid.
J.D.
But you don't touch Steph Curry. I'm sorry. You just don't fair.
Tas Melis
You don't touch Seth Curry. You don't touch anybody. You don't just.
J.E. Skeets
No. I think you should be able to grab it and hug Seth Curry.
Tas Melis
He seems like a good hugger. I agree.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, that should be fair.
Tas Melis
All right, Second nominee going to Madison Square Garden. Going to the Knicks, Jalen Brunson had his nipple grabbed by fan. His teammate Jeremy Sohan gave him a purple norpod.
TK
He says, ow.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Oh.
Tas Melis
He did not like it whatsoever. He seems a little bitter. But this is what the Knicks do. Yeah, they do a lot of this.
J.E. Skeets
There's a lot of, like, butt slapping going on right now.
Tas Melis
Yeah. We had. In the NBA Cup. We had. When they won the NBA cup, we had a thumb up the bum.
J.E. Skeets
We had that, but we're gonna get flagged again. Oh, yeah.
TK
We got in trouble for saying that now.
Tas Melis
We made that a short and we had video. It's. I think it's. Verbally, it's. It's fine.
TK
We can say you're right.
J.E. Skeets
Hasn't figured out how to flag us yet for saying thumb up the.
Tas Melis
But that was a Josh Hart to Jaylen Brunson, I think.
J.E. Skeets
I can't. I can't remember. Probably. Yeah, but there's. But recently they're doing a lot of like, smacking ass.
Tas Melis
Butt slapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Josh Hart. Post, post.
J.E. Skeets
Honestly, like a bunch of hockey players.
TK
Y. Very true.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
TK
Rangers inspired.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
And it's the new guys, interestingly, because that was Jeremy Sohan. Jose Alvarado was the one who gave Josh Hart a butt smack during a post game interview recently. There's a great photo of him getting caught mid slap to the butt.
J.E. Skeets
Do you think it's the longer tenured Knicks guys going to new guys? Hey, man, go slap his butt. Hey, man, go give him a purple nurse. That's like how you become a part of the team.
Tas Melis
That's a good question. I think that may be part of it.
TK
Yeah. It's like one level past hazing. It's like we're not doing anything weird to the new guys, but we're making the new guys do something weird to our captain. Yeah, they love picking on Jalen.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, they do.
TK
He takes it well.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, he did.
Tas Melis
Hope his nipples okay.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Third one here. It's the Bucks. Usman Jang trying to pull the Donovan Mitchell on Donovan Mitchell. The Donovan Mitchell move is the up and over on an arm reaching along with the basketball. You know, trying to go up and over.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tas Melis
And that's Donovan Mitchell's move. He does that up and over dribble move all the time. And the great part about this, if you're watching with on YouTube, it's that Usman Jang loses the ball and Donovan Mitchell, he has a laugh. No, it was not.
J.E. Skeets
It's funny.
Tas Melis
He's the number one guy. I think Donovan Mitchell does it really, really, really well. But there's lots of guys doing it in the league. Who else they're copying? Marcus Smart does it. There's some guy, Gigi Jackson, I've seen do it this year. Nice. I've seen Noah Clowney kind of did one to LeBron. He got. He got away with it.
J.E. Skeets
Jesus.
Tas Melis
Yeah, it's one of my favorite moves.
J.E. Skeets
It is cool move. I. I swear to God, I'm not making this up. I nearly tried this last night at pickup hoops. It like, I was on the fast break, and I'm like, I could do it right here. It, like, popped into my head. I've never done it. Never tried it, I think because of this clip.
TK
But I was like, I did it this morning. Not to brag. I did it this way.
J.E. Skeets
There you go. Yeah. I made it a lot easier for you.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Than me, obviously, with your height.
TK
Get that ball up high.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah. But the guy was really low. That. That's why I crossed my mind, like, well, I could give this a go. I just didn't do it.
Tas Melis
Yeah, you can do it.
J.E. Skeets
All right, I'll try. It doesn't try it.
Tas Melis
It doesn't have to be fancy. The reason why I like it is because I've done it, and I'm not a great dribbler.
J.E. Skeets
Yes.
Tas Melis
You just got to dribble it high. When you got usually, like, the Noah Clowney one. That was a LeBron reach. You know, some guys like Donovan Mitchell can go over a body because he's that good.
TK
Yeah.
Tas Melis
But if it's just a reaching arm, it's just the high dribble. Boop, boop. You're done.
J.E. Skeets
I was going full body, like.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usman Jang also tried to go.
J.E. Skeets
Gave it a go.
Tas Melis
It was funny.
TK
The Big Wade is what that's called. You saw when Dwyane Wade was on talking about it, he did it on Zach Lowe. He said he learned it from his dad, Dwayne Wade Senior. Big Wade. Cool name for a move.
J.E. Skeets
It's awesome.
TK
The Big Wade.
J.E. Skeets
Big Wade is a great nickname.
Tas Melis
It's kind of a swim move.
TK
Yeah.
Tas Melis
So big wave. Big Wade.
J.E. Skeets
Okay, those are the nominees.
TK
Good one.
J.E. Skeets
For Worse of the Week.
TK
That's a funny batch, man.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
TK
Really brought the comedy.
J.E. Skeets
Who would you give it to?
Tas Melis
Wow.
J.E. Skeets
The woman for grabbing stuff as the real true worst of the week.
Tas Melis
The real true.
TK
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Visually, I think the funniest one is probably the dribble move. But, I mean, the purple narpal on Jalen Brunson, who's wearing a ski hat slash toque. I like the look that Jalen Brunson had while he's getting.
J.E. Skeets
His hair is matching what Brunson is wearing.
TK
Very similar.
J.E. Skeets
It was the greenest hair we've seen on an NBA player since maybe Rodman. I think it's greener than we ever saw in Rodman. Brighter green.
TK
Yeah, it's a. It's a Baja blast color.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
TK
Rodman was going like a Kelly green.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
TK
That's a unusual hair color.
Tas Melis
Didn't Branson. I'm sorry. Sohan was going blue and orange, like, right?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
TK
He did have Nick's color, but now it's green.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, yeah.
TK
St. Patrick's Day.
Tas Melis
Oh, maybe you're right. You're right.
TK
Shamrock shake hair.
J.E. Skeets
And speaking of Rodman, congratulations to Dennis Rodman. He is just inducted or will be inducted into the WWE hall of Fame for his time with the NWO for life.
TK
That's great.
Tas Melis
That's older than Del Curry. I mean, that's a long time.
J.E. Skeets
It's 97.
Tas Melis
He's getting inducted Right.
J.E. Skeets
When Del Curry left the Hornets is when Rodman went nwo. Yeah.
TK
So why did they wait so long? That's what you're thinking. He had to make the NBA hall of Fame first. And they're like, okay, now we can.
Tas Melis
He's good enough.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah. You know this WWE hall of Fame, they got this weird wing of, like, celebrities. So that's where Rodman sort of goes in. Though he did wrestle. Handful of matches. Matches. Bash at the beach.
Tas Melis
I don't remember that.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. The most famous thing is he obviously left the NBA finals straight up.
TK
The finals. That's crazy.
Tas Melis
Incredible.
J.E. Skeets
All right. So congrats to him. Great. Worst of the week nominees. Love them of the night. Sponsored by Hayden Sanchez. Fun story here. We received this first sponsorship for Woah boy from Hayden who wrote Stella. Stella, my wife to be and I have been fans for years and we're getting married on March 21st. Thanks so much. That's tomorrow.
J.D.
This is great.
TK
Congratulations.
J.E. Skeets
I said it was a fun story. That's a good story. This is a fun story. Weeks later, an email from Stella was sent in that read, hi, no dunks crew. I'd love to sponsor the wo boy, ideally for March 20. My partner and I are getting married the next day and are both daily listeners.
TK
Come on.
J.E. Skeets
This couple is gonna make it. This is amazing. Both of them. Hayden, Stella, congratulations. I hope your wedding day is perfect for you guys.
Tas Melis
It's never happened.
TK
May your first child be a masculine child.
J.E. Skeets
That's right. That's right. So incredible stuff. And again, congrats.
Tas Melis
Yeah. Please send in your. If you do have a child, a gender reveal. Please love to see the video.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
TK
Brought to you by Hayden and Stella's gender reveal.
J.E. Skeets
We'll do it.
TK
Of course.
J.E. Skeets
We won't even charge you for that one.
Tas Melis
No, that one's free.
J.E. Skeets
That's our wedding gift.
Tas Melis
Okay. First time this has ever happened. In terms of a. A split woe boy request.
J.E. Skeets
Absolutely.
Tas Melis
Never.
J.E. Skeets
Not the first time we've had. Not. Not that this was a marriage proposal, but we have had that before. That one didn't go as well.
Tas Melis
No, I wasn't gonna say anything.
J.E. Skeets
I'm sorry. It was a divorce.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Maybe don't propose on no dunks. It's not a good sign. Sorry. It was bad from the joke.
Tas Melis
I'm trying to. I'm trying to, I'm trying.
J.E. Skeets
The Basketball Jones days. Not even know.
Tas Melis
I'm trying to remember long ago people. Madison Bond.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
And.
TK
Oh, you want me to say.
J.E. Skeets
You want me to say.
TK
Amy Mobs.
J.E. Skeets
We thought they were in love. They were in love. They were in love. Things happen.
TK
Things.
Tas Melis
Thank you.
TK
Hey, they're still young.
Tas Melis
They can get back together.
J.E. Skeets
For all we know, they fell. Oh, get back together. No, don't do that. I never.
TK
We'll do another engagement. Do it every time.
Tas Melis
We don't care.
TK
That one you gotta pay for.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh. Woah. Yeah. Whoa. Boy. Duh. Luka. Season high 60 points led the Lakers to the victory over the heat. 1830 from the field, 9 to 17 from deep. Again, basically 15, 19 at the line. This guy keeps leaving points on the board. At the line though. I don't love it. 7 boards, 5 steals, 38 minutes played back to back.
TK
Wow.
J.E. Skeets
Luca, man. Holy moly. Legit back to back. Thursday.
TK
That's true.
J.E. Skeets
Friday, Wednesday, Thursday. I guess I should say the games. He did it. Awesome stuff. Pick him. I got a win last night. I'm not dead. I'm still back like three games. You guys are both 8 and 6. But I took the Pelicans, you know, back to back.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Another game against the Clippers and they got the. They pulled it out in the end. It was close.
Tas Melis
Beat them twice.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Now we're going to Houston where the Atlanta hawks and their 11 game win streak visit the Rockets. The Rockets are favored by four and a half. The Rockets having lost two straight to the Los Angeles Lakers, make me think they're gonna win this game. But Again, this is 11 game win streak for the Atlanta Hawks. So I'm taking the Rockets, even though those points feels too big against a team that's won 11 straight. But the Hawks gotta lose at some point. They've only had two air quotes. Good wins. Yeah. During their 11 game win streak. But you guys are riding with them. And the four points that you get
J.E. Skeets
at a certain point, you just gotta stay riding the hot team and some points to play with yeah, yeah. So I'm taking Atlanta and the Rockets are cold. You know it's true.
TK
Hot versus cold.
J.E. Skeets
We'll find out who wins. So TAS has the Rockets by five or more. We have Atlanta with those points. And I could really use this to make things interesting at least, because is there one week left? I guess a one week and a bit One week day? Basically, yeah. Or a couple of days, I guess. Getting late early, as the saying goes. Is that the same? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a cool thing. Glad I said I agree.
TK
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J.E. Skeets
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J.E. Skeets
Well, it's getting late early here on the pod too. So before we go, rapid fire fun. I got the questions this week. You guys got the answers? Castrate, J.D. of course. All right, first one. National Geographic has honored Russell Westbrook as part of its Nat Geo 33 list, which recognizes those who use their platforms to address challenges around the world. So Russ made this list by doing what he could do and and can do to improve clean infrastructure and fight smog in addition to like creating a bunch of jobs, which is great. So pivot from that and his acknowledgement there. I used to love, I don't know about you guys, I used to love flipping through National Geographic when I was a kid. So I want to know what was your favorite magazine growing up, Tess?
Tas Melis
Essence. It's about culture, beauty. Why are you laughing? Culture, beauty, fashion, entertainment. What is not to like? What's not to like? Culture, beauty, fashion, entertainment. Also because I wanted to show this off.
J.E. Skeets
Oh yes.
Tas Melis
I'm on the COVID of this Essence magazine. It's not really an Essence magazine. With my friends Danielle, Daryl and Lisa.
TK
You're mean.
Tas Melis
Mugging.
TK
Almost.
Tas Melis
Yeah. Really Cool. Cool.
J.E. Skeets
So this was a music festival, eh?
Tas Melis
Yeah. In 2012 in New Orleans. Yeah, it's still in the package. I was really debating whether or not I was going to take it off for you, J.D. because there's a bit of a reflection on the, on the light.
J.E. Skeets
So good.
Tas Melis
But it's just, it's mint quality here.
J.E. Skeets
So who did you look at everybody wearing?
Tas Melis
Everybody wearing their for the fest. I'm the only one wearing shoes.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Look at these thong feet. There's six feet that are in thongs. So sad. The COVID of Essence was, I mean it was hot in New Orleans.
J.E. Skeets
Who did you see this year? Like headliner?
Tas Melis
Do you remember in 2012?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. Like John, I thought you came back
TK
talking about Esperanza Spalding. Cuz this is the first time I had ever heard that name. 14 years I've heard a lot of great Esperanza Spalding tracks. I was like, t was on us something here.
Tas Melis
We didn't really see a lot of music in that festival.
J.E. Skeets
You did it seriously because you had an Incredible lineup.
Tas Melis
Oh yeah, we saw Maxwell.
Verizon Ad Speaker 2
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J.E. Skeets
Aretha Franklin, Mary J. Blige, d', Angelo, Charlie Wilson.
Tas Melis
Yeah, we saw d'. Angelo.
J.E. Skeets
And then. Yeah. Also maybe some comedy from Kevin Hart.
Tas Melis
Didn't see that.
J.E. Skeets
SWV Fantasia.
Tas Melis
Yeah. I was thinking, I was thinking about a music, an outdoor music festival, but that was in the arena anyways. Yes.
J.E. Skeets
Gary Clark Jr. Maybe.
Tas Melis
Gary Clark.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. It looked like he was in a super lounge artist. You couldn't get in because you were wearing flip flops.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gary Clark Jr. It's got a great song with John Legend.
J.E. Skeets
I guess that event marked the return for d'. Angelo.
Tas Melis
Yeah, that's so that's a big. That was, that's.
TK
That's all cool.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Favorite magazine growing up.
TK
I love magazines. I love like my mom would be shopping at Walmart and I would just stand in the magazine aisle.
J.E. Skeets
Oh yeah.
TK
Every magazine.
J.E. Skeets
I love that. I love that for you.
TK
Thank you. Magazines. I loved Slam, Si for kids, the in Fisherman, Spin, Rolling Stone. But my favorite from growing UP is the 1999 edition of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
J.E. Skeets
Who's on that one?
TK
This is a Heidi Klum in a painted.
J.E. Skeets
Oh yes, yes, yes.
TK
Bathing suit.
J.E. Skeets
It's good.
TK
A lot of good articles, a lot of really good information. A lot of good sports stories in there that I was reading about. So I had a dog eared copy.
J.E. Skeets
Yes. Yeah, yeah. My SI swimsuit magazine cover model was Kathy Ireland.
TK
Oh yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, what's great articles. They were writing their ass off that year. Good answers. J.D. you're a little older than us. I don't know if this is going to change at all. Your answer here. Well, I'm just saying.
J.D.
Well, I got Rolling Stone and Spin for sure. But my by far as a kid, my favorite magazine was MAD magazine.
J.E. Skeets
I knew were going to say. You said it before.
J.D.
It's not even close. It, it holds up. I subscribe to it for my kids but then they, they keep printing old. Like they take their old and put it in, repackage it for new stuff. So they fired everybody.
Tas Melis
Basically.
J.E. Skeets
They're just recycling.
J.D.
They're just recycling stuff. Yeah. So I mean for a new generation, I guess that's fine. But you know, who wants to see a MASH parent parody in 2026, you
TK
know what I mean?
J.D.
Other than me. But I probably already read it back in the day. So you know those old issues, like I had a stack of them, they'd probably be worth a fortune. But they were so dog eared like I read them over and over again, poured over the artwork. Like, Mark Drucker was the. The man. Like, he's. He did all like the caricature, like the. The movie parodies and stuff.
Tas Melis
So good.
J.D.
But yeah, MAD Magazine.
J.E. Skeets
Good answers, guys.
TK
Were you a Cracked fan? I, like, cracked when that came around.
J.D.
Yeah.
TK
Yeah, I like it. I like when they just make another version of a magazine that's the exact
J.D.
same spin and Rolling Stones.
TK
Yeah, yeah, totally.
J.E. Skeets
Next one here. When Mark Zuckerberg renamed Facebook to meta in 2021, he described the metaverse as the next frontier. Four and a half years later, the virtual world is being shut down. Yeah. What's something that you hyped up or were excited about at least that ultimately fell flat?
Tas Melis
Well, playing HQ trivia made me think it was gonna last forever. It was just. It was so good. And it lasted for a while, but then whatever happened, investments, money, blah, blah.
J.E. Skeets
Did you listen to that podcast on it?
Tas Melis
No, I didn't.
J.E. Skeets
There was like. Was it a ringer podcast on, like the. The Rise and Fall? Oh, yeah, it's pretty good.
J.D.
Yeah, There's a pretty good doc about it too.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah.
J.D.
Yeah, that's good.
Tas Melis
Well, now. Play Savvy.
TK
Yeah.
Tas Melis
Sort of replaced it, but, you know, it's not the same. But it's sort of. It's not the same. But. I don't know, you guys, Scott's back.
TK
Quiz Daddy.
Tas Melis
Yeah, Quiz Daddy is back. Have you guys played that? I guess. It's 9pm we played it with Ash.
TK
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
I haven't downloaded it myself, but it was fun playing it that one night we were in Austin because he showed it to us. Ash. Well, like. Oh, the Quiz Daddy. We're back.
TK
Yeah, it was a throwback. It was nice.
J.E. Skeets
I keep forgetting to download it. What's it called again?
Tas Melis
Play Savvy.
J.E. Skeets
Don't like the name. Yeah, they should.
TK
HQ is better.
J.E. Skeets
Way better.
TK
Agree. Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Rename it.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Call it the Quiz Daddy.
Tas Melis
It's like saying, why not? It's like you're going to be smart, Play Savvy. You're gonna answer the questions. Well.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. And it's like, it's almost. How would you describe it? It's like wordle.
TK
I mean, it has. It has some HQ vibes to it in the, like, timing of it.
J.E. Skeets
You gotta get.
TK
Get it done in whatever amount of time that was.
J.E. Skeets
But you're battling the host too. Yeah. And there's the wordle element of the spelling of the word or whatever.
TK
Maybe it's like stump the schwab a little bit. Like Stump the Schwab trying to beat the host.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, maybe. All right, I'm gonna download it.
Tas Melis
9:00pm Eastern every night.
J.E. Skeets
See you there.
TK
Yeah. Not a great time. I don't think I like the.
J.D.
The.
TK
During the day.
J.E. Skeets
Well, yeah. We were sitting around an office all day. We're like, all right.
TK
That's right.
J.E. Skeets
Let's go.
TK
This is the most important five minutes of our day.
J.D.
Yeah, it's definitely a jolt of energy.
TK
Yes.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, man. We went nuts when we won the few times, like, collectively, together, or one of us won, we went bonkers. Yeah, we were proud. One time I won 18. I never saw it. I don't think I ever got it. But I definitely won once. Tk, what's something that you hyped up or were excited about that ultimately fell flat?
TK
Yeah. Bill Simmons put Limitless at number 16 on his most rewatchable movies. And I was like, whoa, What? Limitless. I've seen this movie. Am I forgetting something? So I was excited to turn it back on, and it sucks. Limitless is very bad.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, boy.
TK
Yeah, it was not good at all.
J.E. Skeets
And Bradley Cooper.
TK
Bradley Cooper. Robert De Niro.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
TK
I'm sure there's a woman, and I forget who. Yeah, not good.
J.E. Skeets
2000.
Tas Melis
About Bradley's eyes, though.
TK
10 look good. He did look okay. Yeah, his peak looks for sure.
Tas Melis
I remember. That's what I remember from the movie, primarily, is 2011.
J.E. Skeets
But. What remind me. He's. It's a drug he's taking to, like, use all of your brain power. Is that pretty much.
TK
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah. I think he's struggling writer and he needs to finish a book. He pop. He runs into an old acquaintance who hooks him up with Limitless.
J.E. Skeets
Bestseller.
TK
Just flying out of the fingers. But, oh, no, that's. You got too much Limitless in your system.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
TK
What do you do then?
J.E. Skeets
I don't know.
TK
How do you wean yourself off the Limitless?
Tas Melis
No, this is the movie.
TK
No spoilers. But it doesn't go great for him.
J.E. Skeets
Okay.
TK
Yeah. Too much Limitless.
Tas Melis
Okay.
TK
We need limits, it turns out.
J.E. Skeets
Actually, J.D. what about you? Something you hyped up? It fell flat. Oh.
J.D.
It was 1982. I was watching all that September, watching promos for a new show called Knight Rider. This was the first time that I was like, put. Put on TV show, and I was like, this sucks, man. Like, this is the worst show I've ever seen. Knight Rider.
J.E. Skeets
You didn't like Knight Rider?
J.D.
No, hated it.
J.E. Skeets
Kit?
J.D.
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Good theme song.
TK
Great theme song, but that's Literally all I remember about is the theme.
J.E. Skeets
My dad watched the show. I definitely saw episodes. He liked it.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.D.
No, people love it.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, it was big. Yeah. Yeah. But not for you, man. For me? No.
Tas Melis
I don't know.
J.E. Skeets
Final one. This is a weird one. Two indie developers have made a new game called Retro Rewind, where you can run a blockbuster, like, movie rental store set in the early 90s, complete with spoose of real blockbusters of the era. Players designed the store. You work the counter, you restock shelves, you even rewind VHS movies. I had this job. I didn't work at Blockbuster. I worked at Jumbo Video. I've talked about it before. I had this job. Now it's a video game.
TK
Pretty good.
J.E. Skeets
People are, like, loving, I guess. It's like one of the most downloaded video games on Steam right now.
TK
Did you like it?
J.E. Skeets
My job?
TK
The job?
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, I did. I mean, for my age. Yeah, it was a fun job.
TK
Yeah, exactly. I'm like, it'd be cool to work in a video store. A, they're not around, and B, I don't think it would be as fun now as being like, you know, 16 to 20.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah. It was a cool. It was a cool job because, like, you saw all your friends and people came in because everybody was renting movies. That's all they were doing collectively. And they would be in the store. Especially at Jumbo Video, where we gave you free popcorn. People will be in the store for hours at a time. Yeah. Wandering around.
TK
That's a great perk of videos stores. Free corn. Corn is just so plentiful here.
J.E. Skeets
We. We would reuse that corn.
TK
Yeah, old corn.
J.E. Skeets
That corn would come out of that machine at the end of the night into a big tub. And then the next day, we throw it back in. We make a fresh batch and, you know, stir it up.
Tas Melis
You get half and half.
TK
Half and half.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like still popcorn. I don't even care. I think it's better.
TK
Fresh batch of half and half ready for you anyway.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So wild that this is a game, but I want to know what other jobs or menial tasks should be turned into a PC simulator game test.
Tas Melis
Well, sorting garbage, recycling and compost would be ideal.
J.E. Skeets
That's a good one.
TK
Very good.
Tas Melis
People hate it. People hate having to manually do that, you know, so it'd be fun to just be able to feel like, all right.
J.E. Skeets
It'd be informative, too, for people, because you could learn a lot. The game, like, what you can and can't what?
Tas Melis
You can and can't even compost. Is this a commercial level compost or just compost? I can operate or I can function in my backyard. Yeah, there's levels. There's levels to compost. Let's learn about this plastic. There's so many questions about plastic. I read about plastic all the time and try and decipher one through seven. You know the.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, yeah, yeah. The numbers?
TK
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are like modern hieroglyphics. Nobody knows what they mean.
Tas Melis
It's so hard.
TK
A three with a triangle around it. Where do I put it?
J.E. Skeets
We have a lot of talented people
Tas Melis
or whatever that listen to this show.
J.E. Skeets
I would love to see somebody develop the task recycling game. Like, give it a go. We'll pay for it. Absolutely.
TK
We will finance this.
J.E. Skeets
I think there's something here, man.
TK
The composting game.
J.E. Skeets
There's other, like. Well, I. I don't want to take somebody's answer. There's other ones. I've seen, like, people. There's like a power washing simulator game that actually looks fun. I oddly love that type of.
TK
Yeah, that's a. That's a great Instagram category.
J.E. Skeets
You watch that stuff all the time.
TK
Power washing. Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Cutting grass, too. I watch those all the time.
TK
I haven't watched cutting grass, but it's a fun one.
J.E. Skeets
This guy shows, like, the most gnarly looking yards, says, hey, I'll do your. I'll do your yard for free. They're like, yeah, go nuts.
Tas Melis
This is the YouTube, man.
TK
Gnarly Yards. At gnarly yards.
J.E. Skeets
Okay. The tasmel is recycling PC simulator game. Awesome.
TK
That's good.
J.E. Skeets
What do you got?
TK
Loading the dishwasher.
J.E. Skeets
Good one.
TK
So the way I see it is you have a sink full of random dishes. You got to get them into the dishwasher. They all have to fit.
J.E. Skeets
Yep.
TK
And then somebody judges you on how good it looks and how clean these dishes are gonna get. And if you followed the rules, which you don't know. You don't know what the rules are until you put them in. You're like, wait, you're right. The bullshit be facing in. They're not going to get wet.
J.E. Skeets
Otherwise.
TK
There are different levels with different sorts of dishes in there. Every once in a while, you'll get something that's like hand wash, only you better not put it in there.
J.E. Skeets
I test you.
TK
Yeah, that's right. That ice cream scoop, it should not be washed. Loading the dishwasher.
J.E. Skeets
People have a lot of opinions.
TK
I'm bad at it.
J.E. Skeets
Said that. Yeah.
TK
I've Gotten a lot better. Only because I stick to the system, you know, big plates to small plates.
J.E. Skeets
Yep.
TK
Things. Things facing the right way. What else is a. It's an important thing I've learned. Plastic on top. Like Tupperwares on top, you know, one melting.
Tas Melis
Yeah, yeah, it's good also. Just.
TK
Okay, how about knives down, but forks and spoons up? What's that about?
J.E. Skeets
That's ridiculous. That doesn't matter. That doesn't. Who's telling you that?
J.D.
This is so you don't stop.
J.E. Skeets
Who's telling me that? Who could it be? I think reconfiguration, though, of said dishwasher is very important. Yes. Because I'm like, I mean, you want to save water? I don't want to run like a. No, I want a full dishwasher to run it. Right. So, like. But like, I'm always fixing where Norris put stuff.
TK
Oh, you're the fixer.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, my God, dude. My ocd, it's next level with this.
TK
I think that that's the general way it works in a lot of.
J.E. Skeets
I think so, too.
TK
Straight households. As man fixes, woman load, man fix. But that's not how it is in my household. Oh, man load, woman fix.
J.E. Skeets
I think, though, in every relationship, there is one willy nilly, dishwasher loader. And then there's someone that takes it a lot more serious and, like, where you're putting it and where it's facing and all this stuff.
TK
Yeah, I'm a Willy Nilly. I'm Willy.
J.E. Skeets
You're Willy? Yeah.
TK
You're Nilly?
J.D.
Yeah.
Tas Melis
There's a good Instagram feed, of course.
J.E. Skeets
Of course.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
TK
A time lapse of somebody loading the dishwasher, and it's a huge industry. That's not surprising.
Tas Melis
Like you. Like you're saying about your game, I'm sure you can just send it in and they will evaluate. Yeah, done. Done.
J.E. Skeets
J.D. another job that you think should be turned into a PC simulator.
TK
Yeah.
J.D.
Well, I did have dishwashing. Like a. A restaurant dishwasher. Like, we had a blast playing Overcooked.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.E. Skeets
That was fun.
J.D.
Fun game. But, you know, there's no dishwashing in that game, is there? Or is there?
J.E. Skeets
I think there was. We had to clean the vegetables, didn't we?
TK
Yeah, yeah.
J.E. Skeets
Before we threw them across the restaurant to each other. Yeah.
J.D.
So I don't know. That's too close. It's too close to trace. So I'm gonna say this one's for you, Skeets. Grocery packing. The grocery packing simulator.
J.E. Skeets
Let's go.
J.D.
It must it must be a thing, right?
J.E. Skeets
These all sound like great games that I would play. Right?
J.D.
But you just got a conveyor belt of just eggs and, you know, a case of pop and whatever else. And you just have to, like, organize it.
Tas Melis
Does the bag see through?
TK
That's good.
J.E. Skeets
Paper bags.
J.D.
It's paper. Plastic. Guys, you know, you got to figure it out.
Tas Melis
Yeah.
J.D.
I brought my own bag. It's this. It's this big, and you have to figure it out.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah. I love this. J.D. i've been. I've been offered multiple jobs at grocery stores to be.
TK
They see you in the self checkout and they're like, that's a prodigy.
J.E. Skeets
They're literally will stop. The store. They'll stop. Look at this guy's down every other lane every day. Because it's. It's. I'm also fast. That's the thing. Because I'm like, I can't. I can't have a single grocery from the person behind me. Even hit the conveyor belt like. Like over to the side. I have to be done before payments even going. Like, luckily, nor is doing the payment and I'm doing the bagging. I'm. Baby.
TK
Call me doo, the way I'm baggins. What's one tip you would offer to us fools?
J.D.
Yeah, please.
Tas Melis
I mean, us amateurs at it.
J.E. Skeets
Just heavy bottom. Yeah. Now, look, it's this. The thing. You got to be able to adapt on the flight because you don't know to how. How these groceries are being beeped in.
J.D.
Exactly.
J.E. Skeets
I don't know what they're throwing at me.
TK
The beepers did an important job as well.
J.E. Skeets
Oh, very important.
TK
You want to be very important in loc by location.
J.E. Skeets
And I like somebody that can keep a nice slide going. Sometimes these people, like, they just like. It all bunches up. And then they do this, like, big push to you. Then I'm really scrambling. Look, you get ahead of it when you're unloading your groceries. Cheese. Get the bread and the eggs at the back. Like, leave them at the back. You know, that's a big part of the game, too. If you want to be really good at this.
TK
How serious you want to be about this, man? I got a lot of questions.
J.E. Skeets
Are you.
TK
Are you individually wrapping your eggs? You know, just eggs in a bag.
J.E. Skeets
Risky, risky. But if. If configured correctly, said bag, there'll be a nice spot for bread or eggs on the top, and then it's important.
TK
Okay. And are you solo? Are you solo bagging your meat?
Tas Melis
Meats?
J.E. Skeets
Nora tends to go the plastic, you know, like Like. Like a produce bag.
TK
Sure.
J.E. Skeets
With the meat. So that's. No. So. No, not in a different bag. I'm not worried about that. I'm not too anal when it comes to that.
TK
Okay, good to know. It sounds like a time waster. Wasting my time. Single bag of my meat.
J.E. Skeets
Stop single bagging your meat, man. You don't need to.
TK
Okay, last question.
J.E. Skeets
I'll be honest. And maybe they're looking at me sideways anyways. I don't care. Throw the tide in with the meat. I don't give a man. And we're going in the car.
TK
Wow, that's. That's crazy, bro. That would not fly tied with the meat.
J.D.
It's in a plastic bottle.
Tas Melis
Who cares?
J.E. Skeets
I know it's not leaking.
TK
Nah, it might leak.
J.E. Skeets
It's not leaking.
TK
Yeah, it might have a little leak.
J.D.
I mean, dryer sheets and meat. No, you don't want to do that. What dryer sheets?
TK
Wait, you're saying tied meats.
J.E. Skeets
Fine.
J.D.
That's a plastic box.
J.E. Skeets
Meats.
J.D.
No sheets is in a cardboard box. It's permeable. You're going to get fragrant meat.
Tas Melis
Fragrant meat.
J.E. Skeets
Interesting.
J.D.
Hey, you don't want that.
J.E. Skeets
Take that into consideration.
TK
Does anybody know how to use steam?
J.E. Skeets
The game that the game is on?
TK
Because I was like, this looks cool. No idea how to use this.
J.E. Skeets
Incredibly, the answer is yes. Because during COVID we really got into a steam golfing game that we all played online. Okay. That I played with dub and grish and like, oh, man, we were up. We were pulling all. We were literally pulling all nighters. Playing golf on steam. Just hanging out because that's all. We couldn't leave the house. See, people? Yeah, Steaming. It's pretty easy.
TK
Cool.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, it's pretty fun. Who's steaming tonight?
TK
All right.
J.E. Skeets
Wow. Rapid fire. Not so rapid, but hopefully fire. You tell us. Hit the like button. Subscribe. Let's hear your coaches on the hot seat. Thoughts on last night's games. Wemby's game winner, luka going for 60. I guess Luke is going for 80. His next game. If the pattern holds 40, 60, 80, then he does wilt 100 and then he just smashes it with a 1 120. Wow.
Tas Melis
Great.
TK
Just thought about an exciting week of basketball.
J.E. Skeets
It should indeed. We got March Madness going on. Enjoy that. Good luck to your brackets. Hopefully we come back on Monday and ours is not completely blown up, but we'll find out. A lot of basketball baseball on this weekend. NBA and ncaa. We'll see on Monday with the NBA weekend winners and losers. I'm sure we'll talk a little March Madness too. Until then, Clipper Bros. You heard it here first. Have a great time. Turn up.
TK
Love you guys. Awesome.
Tas Melis
Thanks for joining us. And remember, Hayden, Stella, have a great wedding. We asked for the the gender reveal or the sex reveal is as it's being called, but send us some photos from the wedding.
J.E. Skeets
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tas Melis
Videos.
J.E. Skeets
Definitely want videos.
Tas Melis
It's March Madness. It's March. Do we do something?
J.E. Skeets
Do you want to edit their wedding video?
J.D.
No, not really. I'll watch some shots, I guess.
J.E. Skeets
Okay. Well, yes. Good luck to the lovebirds. Have a great day. And everybody embrace the weekend. People
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March 20, 2026 | Hosts: J.E. Skeets, Tas Melis, Trey Kirby, J.D.
This episode of No Dunks dives deep into another wild night in the NBA, headlined by Luka Dončić’s historic offensive explosion and Victor Wembanyama’s game-winner that clinched a playoff berth for the Spurs. The crew break down these games in detail, discuss the shifting NBA coaching hot seat landscape, celebrate Del Curry’s jersey retirement, and touch on fun rapid-fire topics.
[For detailed discussion, see timestamps 26:51–44:29.]
Jamal Mosley, Orlando Magic
Doc Rivers, Milwaukee Bucks
Doug Christie, Sacramento Kings
Thomas Isolo, Memphis Grizzlies
Nick Nurse, Philadelphia 76ers
Ime Udoka, Houston Rockets
On Luka’s run:
“100 points, man. In like 24 hours. He just pulled a modern day Wilt.” (J.E. Skeets, 11:08)
On Wemby’s game-winner:
"He's going to be able to get a shot off anytime he wants in a situation like that… You're going to win a lot of games. He's good at basketball." (Trey Kirby, 12:47)
On wedding shout-outs:
“Please send in your—if you do have a child—a gender reveal. Please, love to see the video.” (Tas Melis, 57:31)
The episode blends sharp basketball insight with playful banter, nostalgia (magazines, video games), and community love (listener wedding shoutouts). The crew keep things loose, honest, and often self-deprecating, never shying from poking fun at each other or the quirks of the NBA season.
This Drop delivers a full breakdown of a pivotal NBA week—Luka’s ridiculous scoring tear, the dawn of Wemby’s clutch era, evolving playoff and coaching narratives, all filtered through the unique, fun-loving No Dunks lens. If you missed the episode, you’ll walk away both informed and entertained.