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Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the no Dunks podcast presented by FanDuel. It's Friday, February 13, 2026. This is the Drop. I'm J. Skeets here in the classic factory and alongside me, as always, Tas Melas.
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Next to him, it's my top shot, hot boy Trey Kirby Ayo. Hey. Oh, and over yonder, making the magic happen, super producer Jamie.
Tas Melas
Hello.
J. Skeets
There he is. Here we are. Hello to everybody on YouTube. Hello podcast listeners. On today's Drop podcast, we're going to make all of our NBA All Star Weekend predictions. Yeah, we are. Yeah. No one has ever gone perfect on an All Star weekend. Will this be the year where one guy nails them all? We're going to find out. We're also going to share some worst of the week nominees.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
J. Skeets
Got another great batch and we got some rapid fire fun at the end. But first, the NBA on Thursday night find the Utah Jazz $500,000 and the Indiana Pacers $100,000. With the league saying both teams sat healthy players in recent games while noting that the moves compromise its integrity will not be tolerated. Silver coming down here with some fines as we get ready for All Star Weekend. For those that don't remember or don't know what I'm talking about, the Jazz fine came due to the team's actions in games against The Magic on February 7th. That one was a loss. And the Miami Heat on February 9th. That one was a win. During them Utah bench stars Lowry Markkanen and Jaren Jackson Jr. For the fourth quarter even though these players were otherwise able to continue to play and the outcomes of the games were thereafter in doubt. That's what the league said. We can get to the Pacers part of it all. But the Jazz is what everyone is talking about because we had Jazz owner Ryan Smith with his backwards cap no doubt on responding on X last night with an eye roll emoji and the caption agree to disagree. Also, we won the game in Miami and got fined. That makes sense. Bruh.
Tas Melas
Bruh.
J. Skeets
I added the bruh. What do you think? What do you think here Tas of these fines again coming down right before All Star Weekend on the Jazz and on the Pacers.
Tas Melas
Yeah. Tough day for the Utah Jazz overall. Darren Jackson Jr. Has season ending surgery and now we're fighting you 500k. I think it happens because their head coach Will Hardy was very clear that they were sitting guys during games. Although I stand by the Jazz's owner, their governor saying we won games and you didn't mention the other game, the second game that they won, they literally won their last two games. Can Adam Silver basically say, hey, you guys need to play your guys in fourth quarters? That's the issue here. You're basically telling owners, you're telling coaches that guys need to play certain times of a game.
J. Skeets
How do you navigate that slippery slope? No doubt.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, I know. My man Ryan Smith is his name. Owner of Qualtrics. Maybe they can throw that in the stats, in the data, because that's all about data. Qualtrics, all about data.
Trey Kirby
I didn't know you guys were close.
Tas Melas
Me and Ryan, Yeah.
Trey Kirby
You said my man.
J. Skeets
My man, Ryan, my man, and then checked his name.
Tas Melas
It's such a generic name. It is his first name. First name, Ryan, no doubt.
J. Skeets
Smith.
Tas Melas
I don't know. Either way, I find it odd that they're trying. I thought that that was circumventing the rules, basically sitting the guys in the fourth quarter and that was okay. And they won games because of that. That's the odd part. So I think it really comes down to their head coach, post game saying, yeah, we're sitting guys. We've got. We've got both great things working simultaneously. Our stars are playing. Their stars were playing. But then they sit in the fourth quarter inclusive, ideally. So yeah, to lose, but they just won their last two games.
Trey Kirby
Same with the Pacers. They got. Both got fined after winning back to back games. And I mean, I know Pacers fans are saying, we're nine and nine in our last 18. We're winning games right now. I think it's understandable if Jazz fans feel some type of way about this. They're basically playing their entire roster. So they're developing, but they're also playing the guy they traded for in Jaren Jackson Jr. There are just like so many what abouts. Like the Kings are doing the exact same thing here, but it basically comes down to the Super Bowl. And ended the NFL season all eyes on basketball. And the biggest story was tanking. So Silver had to do something because that's what the conduct detrimental to the league says to me. Don't make us look like idiots. And kind of the Jazz were flaunting rules.
J. Skeets
I'll go one step further. The league announced these fines when they did for Utah and Indiana, so Silver can get up there at the All Star weekend podium in the coming days and use them as sort of like quote unquote wins during his press conference, saying, yeah, we don't like these headlines. The integrity of the game, this and that, and that's why we came down hard on them. This is what it is. And then we have every single podcast and every writer saying, how do we fix tanking? And we've heard a million ways to fix tanking at this point. I don't think a lot of them work, if I'm being honest. But that is all the news right now. Not that the Pistons are the best team in the league. Not whatever. Even MVP race. That's not even a thing anymore. Not teams getting into the playoffs or the play in. Like, the Hornets is a hot story. It's just tanking, tanking, tanking, tanking. And it's so weird because it's not new. This isn't new. The Raptors did it last year at times, other teams have done it with guys that could have played, and they sat them down. I think what's different this year is just, like, maybe it's starting earlier. There's that, like, really leaning into it because of this loaded draft, and. And again, another part of his, like, there's the league needs something to talk about, or people want something to talk about, and they've, like, really latched onto this for whatever reason, more than other things like MVP races or really great teams or something like that. I don't know why that part is, but the league's like, okay, stop it. We gotta penalize you now. Please don't do it anymore. It's not gonna change anything, obviously. Unless, like, the draft is completely abolished or there is some drastic change. They're just like, stop doing it now.
Trey Kirby
Don't make us look dumb.
J. Skeets
Don't make us look dumb. But I don't know, in a way, it almost makes them look dumber. Silver in the league. Cause I'm with you guys. This, the coaching part of it all is like, what are you talking about? You can't tell us when we can or can't play, guys. Like, I get the player participation part. That was always a big part of, like, nationally televised games. And this is a league that we completely sell on stars. So then it looks bad when we turn around and the stars aren't playing in nationally televised games. I get that. I get that. But, like, within the game itself, you're going too far, in my opinion.
Tas Melas
Yeah, it's not only sold on stars, but it's based on stars to win basketball games. And so it's understandable that the Utah Jazz would like to make their odds as good as possible, even though it hasn't worked out for them the past several years. And as we noted, even though you have the worst record in the NBA. That team has not been able to get the number one pick recently for the last several years. And the Jazz have dropped down in the order. And you know, their draft picks, also questionable, as we saw yesterday. They didn't play Larry Markin. They didn't play Yusuf Nurkic, and their draft pick, Kyle Filipowski, got burned many times.
J. Skeets
Yeah. Does anyone feel bad for Yusuf Nurkic? Isn't he in the same boat of these other guys, Larry Markin and Jaren Jackson Jr. He was playing in those games, and.
Tas Melas
He'S playing for a contract in the fourth because he's a free agent.
J. Skeets
This press release says nothing about him. Don't worry about him.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only things that mentioned him, only times he was mentioned in national media, was usually when he went on X after that loss and he put up a photo of Larry Markkanen doing a shrug, which is like, hey, I do want to play in the fourth quarter. He was declaring what should be happening. Yeah, you guys are right in that this is just a show for Adam Silver to be able to document something. Although the Indiana Pacers, I don't get it, and I don't like that $100,000 fine.
J. Skeets
Yeah, okay. They violated the player participation policy against the Jazz on February 3rd. That's what the NBA said. A league investigation found that Pascal Siak and two other Pacer starters who sat out the game could have played under the medical standard in the policy. That was the $100,000 fine. Reasoning for there, that was similar to. Correct me if I'm wrong, the Jazz did get sort of slapped on the wrist last season. That 100k guys could have been playing. They were cleared to play, whatever. And other teams have had this, too.
Trey Kirby
Yep. $600,000 in fines so far for sitting Lowry, Markkanen for a fourth quarter and then last year as well. Gotta be the most tank finds in history. Part of me thinks, like, if you're a Jazz fan, you show up, you want to see Jaren Jackson Jr. And Lowry Market and go as long as they can and play an entire game. But also Jazz are like top 10 in attendance and their arena is going crazy seeing Cody Williams and Isaiah Collier have good fourth quarters. Right. So they don't actually seem to mind seeing all these young guys play because these young guys have been playing for him for three years at this point. So I don't know. I just think Silver should find everybody who's doing it. Like, every team is tanking right now. It feels like especially these Games when there are tanking team versus tanking team, it's like, who can sit the most players? Like, how have the Kings dodged any of this so far?
J. Skeets
Yeah. And again, nothing new.
Trey Kirby
That they just saying they just suck.
Tas Melas
They do.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
Tas Melas
And also.
Trey Kirby
But I mean, they're sitting DeRozan in fourth quarters. They're pulling him for the stretch runs when he's clearly their best player and their best clutch player.
Tas Melas
Right, but that's not making headlines. No.
Trey Kirby
Because they're losing anyways.
Tas Melas
Yeah, no doubt.
Trey Kirby
Probably.
J. Skeets
And again, this is nothing new. It's. I. I guess the new part is that it's before the All Star break. That's it. This happens all the time in March and April with not as many tears, maybe, and not that early. Yeah, that's the big difference. And a part of that is, I think a lot of these pick protections comes into play here. And if they're going to change one thing, they maybe get rid of them. Because the two teams we're talking about have pick protections where, shit, if we're not bad enough, we're losing it to okc. We're seeing a lot of reports that the reason this is really made headlines is maybe OKC is going to the league and to writers. Hey, what the hell are the Utah Jazz doing?
Trey Kirby
We want that pick.
J. Skeets
They. We need them. We want them to win. So we get that pick. Cause it falls out of the top eight. And then the Pacers, same thing. They got the new one now because of the Zoobots deal. And it's like the whole 5 to.
Tas Melas
9 window, but the Jazz won multiple times.
J. Skeets
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Tas Melas
You're right. They won their last two games before the Fine.
Trey Kirby
Pacers too.
Tas Melas
Pacers too.
J. Skeets
Right. And you think that's a huge part of it, or should be. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
Tas Melas
Yeah. Put it in the. The database. Put it in the database. Ryan Smith. Put it in Qualtrics and let's figure it all out. Because I called him my best bud, Ryan Smith. I think I also have other guys who wear backward hats in my algorithm. Mark Rober as well. He's an engineer making videos for kids out there. Mark Robber. Yeah. Wearing backwards hats.
Trey Kirby
Okay.
J. Skeets
You wearing backwards hats. Hats. Three days in a row, maybe.
Tas Melas
Oh, yeah.
J. Skeets
That was a subtle message to your buddy, Ryan Smith. Hey, I got you, man.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Ryan Smith and I both have dirty hair.
J. Skeets
Oh, that's why the hat was on.
Tas Melas
Yeah, unfortunately. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
J. Skeets
Is that what Kelly Olenek's doing, too?
Tas Melas
Good question.
Trey Kirby
His hair doesn't look the cleanest.
J. Skeets
Oh, he's got a lot of it.
Jamie
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Yeah, right. Wow. What a pivot from tanking to backwards.
Tas Melas
Well, I'm done talking about tanking because you're right, it is. It does happen every single year. That has happened a little bit earlier this season, and that's based on where we're going here All Star Weekend coming up. Adam's got to do something right, and.
J. Skeets
He can't change that. He can't change the draft rules this season. So the only thing he really can do is try and, like, scare the. These owners, these coaches, these teams into like, hey, stop doing it so blatantly. I think that's a big part of it, too. That's this, like.
Trey Kirby
Yes.
J. Skeets
When. When Hardy was asked about it in the post game press conference, that one game of like, hey, did you ever think about putting Larry Markkanen and Jaren Jackson Jr. Back in? Is like, no. He basically like. Like, not even pretending. Like, ah, we thought about it, but we liked what the young guys were doing. You know, like, just even pretending to make up a reason why we wanted to keep the young guys playing. No, no. But maybe the Jazz are gonna, like, I don't know, fight back here or like, challenge this. Fine. Because Hardy has said too, like, my team is saying market's on a minutes restriction and that. So I don't know if they have some merit there that they could play that card. They probably won't.
Tas Melas
No. They did just sit Larry Markin for a game after the. After the fight.
Trey Kirby
He sat for a full game, hair slicked back.
J. Skeets
That's true. This is true. This is true. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a question for you before we move on. Maybe people are doing it with our podcast because I know when I see tanking in any of these other, like, NBA podcasts, I'm basically an immediate skip. Do not give a shit. Don't care about your wheel. Don't care about abolishing the draft start. Don't care about even I don't care. I just. I just don't. So I just like, all right, I'm not going to listen to that part. Start the next chapter.
Tas Melas
That's right.
J. Skeets
Are you ever going to talk about the game?
Tas Melas
Just click to the next chapter.
J. Skeets
Okay. But maybe people are doing that right now.
Tas Melas
Well, we have received a lot of emails from fans talking about how they can fix tanking.
J. Skeets
Oh, yeah. People love talking about this.
Tas Melas
Yes, they do love talking about it. Do they love hearing about it? I'm not sure. Because you're right. It's a skip for me, too. I don't want to hear about it.
Trey Kirby
Yeah. I mean, it's the biggest story in the league, so, yeah, you're going to hear about it, but the solutions to it are infuriating to me.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
I'm like, okay, just make a decision. Or Adam Silver, come on, say, yeah, tanking's fine. Would you care if you just knew 10 teams weren't gonna play? Would you care at all or would you just skip? Would you just skip?
J. Skeets
Well, this is the funny part. Who we're watching these games to begin with is my favorite part of everybody. Up in Roar.
Tas Melas
Yep.
J. Skeets
Up in Roar.
Trey Kirby
In an uproar.
J. Skeets
In an uproar.
Tas Melas
Up in arms.
J. Skeets
Yeah, that was a skeetism for sure. I'm telling you, it's basically zero percent. We're watching those games, but they want to write about it, try and fix things. I guess what I'm getting at is like the All Star weekend. I'm a little concerned that the league is going to go too extreme with trying to fix something that I actually don't think needs to be fixed. I think it's a perfect storm. I think it's a weird year. I think there are a lot of bad teams right now, and it's a loaded class and it's going to be sort of like more to this season. It's not good. I'm not saying it's great that these teams are like sitting a bunch of guys maybe trying to throw games, but I don't think it's something that's actually going to continue year after year after year. And nor has it, really, outside of the odds.
Trey Kirby
It happens almost every year.
J. Skeets
Not 10 teams, not till March.
Tas Melas
Yeah, sure, you're right.
J. Skeets
But we don't care then. We never care.
Trey Kirby
No, people care. I mean, the Zach Low wheel proposal was 12 years ago.
Tas Melas
Right.
Trey Kirby
People care.
J. Skeets
So why wouldn't the league have implemented it then or thought about it?
Trey Kirby
They tried. They tried flattening the ladder, the lottery odds, and it didn't fix anything.
Tas Melas
Right.
Trey Kirby
I think if the prospects are good enough, it's going to happen and it'll just continue to happen. It just. We don't know when the prospects are good enough. Always. It happened for Wemby. It happened for Derek Lively. It happened for Patrick Ewing. Like, it's happened for a long time, and it'll keep happening because getting a great player is the most important thing in basketball. If you get a top five pick, you've got a chance to have a Good franchise going forward.
J. Skeets
Yeah, yeah. There are only three ways to improve your team. The draft, a trade, free agency.
Trey Kirby
Free agency is dead.
J. Skeets
Exactly. There's one. Take one off the board.
Trey Kirby
The most important thing.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
So people are going to try and get the best players.
Tas Melas
Yeah. Specifically in this year. For sure. Sometimes it doesn't happen in bad years.
Trey Kirby
We can't just say this year, this year, this year because it doesn't happen. There is always a guy coming. They're just always going, it's not dead.
Tas Melas
No, I'm not saying it's dead.
Trey Kirby
I mean it won't be as big of a deal next year. It wasn't as big of a deal in the rise of Shay year. It was a big deal in the WIMBY year.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If there's guys, if letters. Yeah. Sometimes it matters, sometimes it doesn't. Reducing the schedule would help as well. I think that's a big part of it. If there were 60 games, there would be like reduce it by 25% which is something that the league would never do. Just because of money flying from. For each and every TV deal. That would change things. That would help the integrity of each and every game. Simple as that.
J. Skeets
But they're not cutting the league.
Tas Melas
It's. It's unlikely. It's very unlikely. Yeah, but you never know. They just signed an 11 year TV deal. Maybe this is the time the money is flowing in. Let's give it a try.
J. Skeets
For five years they just paid billions and billions of dollars for large inventory of games and such. And then now we're going to cut it. Probably not.
Tas Melas
Yeah, but still, the people are still watching. And even though you said who's watching, for example, Utah Portland. Yeah. Maybe the generic fan isn't, but the Utah Jazz fans are. The Portland Trailblazers. Yeah.
J. Skeets
Utah Jazz fans are generally the ones not complaining about this. From what I've seen. It's everybody else not watching the actual.
Tas Melas
Well, they won games. They also won. That's the weird thing.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
It sucks. The root for your team to lose.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
I mean that's a huge. That's the biggest issue to me is like the Bulls finally decided to trade all of their veterans and I'm. I'm not interested in watching my favorite team right now because I don't care to see Anthony Simons running around that with Patrick Williams. I know they're trying to lose.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
And like every day I'm like, nice.
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Tas Melas
Yeah. That's stupid.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
It's a stupid way to watch basketball.
Tas Melas
Yeah. Especially with kids who really, they still live on the idea that winning in sports is everything. It is.
Trey Kirby
It is the most important thing.
Tas Melas
It's the most important thing. Yeah. Yeah. But then you could literally say, but you're incentivized. I don't, I don't want to watch this game. Well, I don't care. Why? Well, because we are trying to lose.
Trey Kirby
Yeah. Were you guys watching the Raptors down the stretch last year when they were sitting down?
Tas Melas
No.
Trey Kirby
That's stupid. That's dumb.
J. Skeets
I mean, we're. Yeah. And I don't know, we're like not the normal people here because we do this for a living and we're commenting on all the other teams. But you're right, there are people, most people are like, this is my team and this is the only team I want to watch. But most fans are wise enough to know, yeah, we can only improve, really, in the draft lottery in a lot of cases, in a lot of these small market teams. So because the way it's set up, we're just incentivized to maybe lose some of these games have a better chance, especially when pick protections come into play. For sure, for sure. Whether you're going to lose the pick.
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J. Skeets
All right, well, let's move to some of last night's games. I'll just chuck them all at you here. We'll throw them on the board. We had Uzman Jang powering the Bucks pass. OkC. Big win for Milwaukee. Especially if you're a Bulls fan.
Trey Kirby
That was huge. Yeah, I'm loving this.
Tas Melas
Bucks win.
Trey Kirby
Blazers win. Great night for the Bulls.
J. Skeets
Holiday and clinging got the Blazers past the jazz. And LeBron James became the oldest player in NBA history with a triple double. See you later, Carl.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, it's crazy. To me, I would have. I would have guessed that LeBron was the oldest Guy to have a triple double. I think everybody would have. And then I would have never in a million years. Guess Carl Malone. Yeah.
J. Skeets
40 years, 127 days. Karl Malone was. But LeBron got him beat now. 41 years and 44 days old. 44 days old with the 28, 12 and 10. Any of those games you want to talk about?
Tas Melas
Yeah. Well, first you got to say, unk. Still got it in LeBron. That's extremely impressive. Simple as that. I guess this means he's not retiring this season.
J. Skeets
Why?
Tas Melas
Well, he's still got it. Why retire?
J. Skeets
He says his body still got it, but it'll all come down to whether his heart's still in it. All those hours taking care of the bod.
Tas Melas
Right.
J. Skeets
Pushing through. He basically said, it's not a physical thing. I'm okay.
Trey Kirby
My game will never fall off.
J. Skeets
Yeah. Yeah. It's just like whether I want to do it and love it and enjoy it.
Trey Kirby
So it's the best of both worlds for LeBron. He's getting two retirement tours. He's getting this one where people are like, is he gonna leave? And then he's gonna get the one where he finally decides to leave.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
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Trey Kirby
That's right.
J. Skeets
This might be the final game he plays here. And then next year will most likely be the final game he plays here.
Tas Melas
Yeah. And they're playing against a team who didn't start. Cooper Flag didn't play. Cooper Flag. He's got a mid foot sprain.
Trey Kirby
No.
J. Skeets
Don't believe it.
Tas Melas
Don't believe it.
J. Skeets
Nope. They're tanking. We literally could just do it with every guy.
Trey Kirby
Another team that's incentivized to lose.
J. Skeets
Yeah, right. I'm kidding. But, yeah, that's why it can get dangerous or silly really quickly. But he didn't play. And they lost nine straight.
Tas Melas
Now they have lost nine straight. That's the first time they've lost nine straight since the year 1998 when Michael Finley was playing for them instead of grabbing a beer from Luka Doncic his hand before the NBA Finals. As a member of the front office, it's a long time, but they had guys leave this game. It's bad. Najee Marshall left this game. Daniel Gafford left this game. Kyrie Irving is sitting there on the sideline with the ball in his hands. It looks like he wants to go out there and play, but he's also Injured. So yeah, this might be the, the point, the tipping point for this team because they haven't been tanking because Cooper's been out there. But at some point does he have to sit to to give them the best option or the best opportunity to have a high traffic? Feels like it.
Trey Kirby
I don't know. I mean they lost eight straight before this one.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trey Kirby
Their season was over when Anthony Davis got hurt and then they traded him away for, you know, some guys who at least can play. Chris Middleton. Weird to see him coming off the bench Mar Marvin Bagley, but not guys that are going to win. It always made sense for the Maver their pick this year and try to make it as good as possible. So I like Cooper will play in the last third of the season for sure.
Tas Melas
Yeah, they are a little like, you know, the Sacramento Kings who just keep losing no matter what. But again, lots of their guys are, are hurt. But if you want Cooper to get out there for the last 25 games or so here they're 19 and 35, so 28. Get them out there. But if you want to bet on Con Canyipple for rookie of the year, I think it's a good time.
J. Skeets
Well, okay, I was going to get to that. Yeah, I mean if Cooper wants of the year, he's going to play. He's not playing in the Rising Stars game, so he's going to be missing All Star weekend here. But yeah, another loss and LeBron makes history. Anything else on those other games?
Tas Melas
Well, jump over to Milwaukee because this is a team that is not tanking and people were questioning, well, maybe they're going to tank. They've won five of six games. It's funny watching this team with Kevin Porter Jr. As their starting guard. Now Cam Thomas playing for a contract, coming off the bench and executing. I mean, they outplayed OKC. Obviously OKC has a lot of injuries. I think OKC's got something to worry about here with Jalen Williams now with a hamstring injury, hasn't been able to stay right this entire season. I know it's still a couple months away and he can still get back and get right and Shea will be there, but I think that is a legitimate worry.
J. Skeets
You don't think. I mean, I don't want to put words in your mouth, but you don't think the Oklahoma City Thunder can win another championship without a healthy Jalen Williams?
Tas Melas
I think, I think that's fair. Yeah. He's their second best ball handler and.
J. Skeets
So he needs a big storyline in the second half of the season.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
J. Skeets
How he comes back, when he comes back and how he looks. I agree with that.
Tas Melas
Yeah, I think there was, there's always other teams you could say in the Western Conference they can do it at least. I was, you know, I was, I was big on Denver, who's had a ton of ton of injuries before, all these injuries for okc. But I think it is a worry either way. Milwaukee ain't tanking. Five, six wins. Are they going to make the playoffs? Top six specifically? No. But can they make the plan? Oh, absolutely. Watching A.J. green out there, Dairy Bird, he's a catch and shoot type of guy, but he was 5 of 11 from 3 yesterday and he had to create a little bit. Just, just one dribble into that high. Release was going down for him 43% on seven threes per game this season. This is a career year for him. I say him, I mentioned him because him alongside Yannis De Kubo when he comes back and Miles Turner to go along with Ryan Rollins and Kevin Porter Jr. Who's only played about half the games for them. You start to look at this team and say, hey, do we want to play this team in a playoff series? When they've got Usman Jang coming off the bench, Ballin in his old arena with Kuzma and Portis and Cam Thomas playing for his NBA career out there. Which is, you know, scary at times for the Milwaukee Bucks. But it's tough teams, especially with their schedule. They've got 17 home games left, only 12 road games. This team can easily make the play in and subsequently the playoffs.
Trey Kirby
Who do you think they're catching? Hawks. Yeah, I mean, hawks are in 10th. It's a game and a half behind.
Tas Melas
Yeah, they can catch the hog, the Hawks. I think we all said, oh, they're trading Trey Young and this team was good before that, but they've never been good for a full season without, with or without Trey Young. And so that's very different for them. Plus, you know, the whole Jonathan Kaminga thing, I think there's lots of questions with that team. And yeah, it's the Hawks and we'll see if the Hornets can keep it up in nine because I don't think that's a lock lock, but obviously they're playing extremely well.
Trey Kirby
Coolest thing that happened last night was Nikola Topic making his NBA debut. Drafted with a knee injury, sat out all last season, had a testicular cancer diagnosis in the preseason, underwent some treatment and got his game back playing down in the G League for the blue, I suppose, finally checked in, got an assist right away on a pretty slick pass. Hit a jumper, standing ovation. That was awesome.
J. Skeets
Yeah, that was cool.
Trey Kirby
Very cool.
J. Skeets
Very cool moment.
Tas Melas
Yeah. And OKC is awesome. And it was good to see Usman Jango back there. That was his team where he played. I guess he's good with the sight lines. The guy was balling out there. What's his line? His line? 19 points, 11 boards, six assists, four blocks back, three on his own.
J. Skeets
He was in the running for a while, but he didn't get there. One of those Blazers is going to get it. I'll tease that as they got the.
Tas Melas
Big win and we did the mock draft for our expansion teams a couple days ago because Seattle and Vegas are coming now. I projected maybe too early that I thought maybe in 27, 28 they'd come back. Shams came out and said, no, no, no, that's not happening for years. I believe Shams in that. It's not coming for years. But my big point was Usman Jang was unprotected. Are you kidding me? Over Andre Jackson Jr. Kidding me. Keith Smith, come on, get Ryan Smith on there. He would make a smart move and say, Jackson, see Jericho Simcia. But Usman Jang, I mean, he looks like. He looks like a modern player if he gets a miss.
J. Skeets
But it was a great pick in your expansion. Yeah.
Tas Melas
Okay. Nikola topic, obviously the story there, and it was pretty cool.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Thunder started 24. 1 and they're going into the All Star break with the second best record.
J. Skeets
I know.
Trey Kirby
Kind of unbelievable.
J. Skeets
Actually have a better winning percentage. That's right.
Tas Melas
Yes. We are talking 70 wins. 74 wins. Nope.
J. Skeets
What was the over under? I keep coming back to it. It was.
Trey Kirby
It was like 60 and a half maybe.
J. Skeets
No, I thought it was a little higher. Let me see.
Tas Melas
Oh, at the beginning.
J. Skeets
Yeah. 62 and a half. And I took the under.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
And of course, they start 24 and 1. I'm like, oh, I'm a stupid idiot. You know, it's not. They're probably going to still get there.
Trey Kirby
Need 20 wins, 21 wins to hit the over.
J. Skeets
But it's not a lock now like it was there after 25 games. So we'll see. All right, let's get to the real meat of today's drop podcast. All Star weekend predictions. We'll make our way through these. We'll show you the OD from our good friends at FanDuel and, you know, we'll make some predictions who's going to win this stuff. So let's start with the Rising Stars game tourney, whatever the hell it is that goes down tonight, 9pm Eastern. So this one they keep sort of late. We got three teams of rookies and sophomores. And then a G League team lost a couple guys. I know Team Mellow lost Cooper Flag due to injury and team TMac lost two guys in AJ Mitchell and Alex Saar. So a couple other guys have been slotted in. Again, this is a game one at 9 o', clock, then a game two at like close to 10, and then a Rising Stars championship game between the winners of those two teams at 10:30. So I just wanted to show you the. The odds for the winning team.
Trey Kirby
Please do.
J. Skeets
I'm not showing you the rosters because there's been just too much turnover. But Team Mellow is the favorite, or they were when I checked this last night, at +155. And then you got Team T Mac +170, Team Vince +260, Team Austin and the G League team. Not great odds to win this thing at 850. Who do you got? And I want to know who do you have as your MVP of the Rising Stars game? You got to start it here, Tas.
Tas Melas
I'm taking Team T Mac.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Tas Melas
And I think Khan canipple can be the MVP of this game and then win the three point contest on Saturday. We'll get to that. But it's kind of like I made the same prediction essentially for Stefan Castle last year. He did it on Friday night. Saturday night he was second to the great Mac McClung in the dunk contest. So I like, I like them. Especially with Cooper being out.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Tas Melas
For Mr. Mellow.
J. Skeets
So team T, Mac and con caniple as your MVP of the rising Stars. Where are you going, Trey?
Trey Kirby
I'm kind of surprised that Team Mellow has remained the favorite even with Cooper going down. You would assume that I guess Khan, he's Team T Mac.
Tas Melas
He is the team team.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
Tas Melas
Mellow's got the guy. It's got some guys.
Trey Kirby
Exactly. I'm still going to pick. I think they got a lot of ball handlers. Shepherd, Castle, Harper Fierce, Reed Shepherd, MVP of the Rising Stars.
J. Skeets
Team Mellow is a good pick because, I mean, they sort of get like an easier pathway. Nothing's given here. But they do play Team Austin in the first game. Okay, so they play the G League team. I mean, Mellow beats them.
Trey Kirby
Wow. Harper versus Ron Harper.
J. Skeets
Is he in the G League game?
Tas Melas
Oh, yeah.
J. Skeets
Okay, good. And then they're working together on tomorrow. Wow.
Tas Melas
Wow.
J. Skeets
Shooting Stars.
Tas Melas
Well, you know the schedule. Do you know the schedule of each game? So who plays the first game?
J. Skeets
Team Austin versus Team Mellow. Then Team Vince versus Team Team. Gotta have the Cousins going. And then the Rising Stars championship game.
Tas Melas
I always like the team that doesn't have to sit from the first game to the championship game.
J. Skeets
Oh, interesting. That's why I like Team Vince. I'm going Team Vince to win this thing.
Tas Melas
Great.
J. Skeets
All right. They got Vijay Edgecombe, Derek Queen, Keshawn, George Boozelis, Cedric Coward. I. I just like the makeup of their team here. Not the biggest team in the world, I'll admit, but it's also one of these games where not a lot of defense is being played. So I'll go Vijay Edgecomb as my MVP pick. It's a solid team backing Team Vince.
Tas Melas
No one's taking the G League team.
J. Skeets
No, no, sorry.
Trey Kirby
Young Hansen will be playing, right?
Tas Melas
Elijah Martin.
J. Skeets
I think Yannick is in there too.
Trey Kirby
Oh, really?
J. Skeets
Yeah, there's a couple playing a ton. Yeah, there's a couple funny ones.
Trey Kirby
Good way to squeeze them. Okay, let's podcasters though. That's exciting, man. Four podcasters captaining those teams.
J. Skeets
They should be podcasting while they're doing.
Trey Kirby
They should live stream.
J. Skeets
It'd be great. Three point contests, stacked field for this. This is going to be the first event on Saturday night. That's fun. They're going to like kick off the Saturday night festivities with this one. We got a future hall of famer and Damian Lillard making a surprise return here, guys and played all season and he is is going to bomb away in the three point contest. Got five current all stars. Booker, Maxi Mitchell, Murray, Norman Powell, rookie of the year favorite in Concanipple and Bobby Portis Jr. Who is shooting a really good percentage this year.
Trey Kirby
Bobby.
J. Skeets
I think it could have gone to another guy or two, but Bobby's in here. Maybe he'll surprise all of us. Let's show you the odds because Con canipple Tass is the favorite. You already tipped your hand here. So he's plus three, 330. Then Lillard plus 410. Booker plus 550. And then Murray and Maxi plus 600. I just cut it off there after five guys. So you can take the long shots if you want. We know task is going knipple. You like the rook here.
Tas Melas
We got a rookie as the favorite in a three point contest.
J. Skeets
Guy can shoot the rock.
Tas Melas
Oh, absolutely. But to give a rookie.
J. Skeets
Yeah, you're right. You're Right.
Tas Melas
As the favorite. Trying to think back.
J. Skeets
I'd like to go back.
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J. Skeets
I don't know how many times a guy in his first three point contest wins it.
Tas Melas
Right.
J. Skeets
I know it's happened, but I wonder how many times because it does feel that there's guys that have come back or you get a little more familiarity with the racks and stuff like that.
Tas Melas
Right. But this guy has been practicing. I've seen the tape.
J. Skeets
Oh, I haven't seen that yet.
Tas Melas
With. I'm not sure when it's from. It could be older, but I, I don't think it really matters.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melas
Because he knows that that rack is going on the right side of him and he's ready, he's practiced, he knows. We heard Dell Curry, who's broadcaster for the Charlotte Hornets, he was asked, what tips would you give to conquer nipple. He said, make sure you know what side of you the rack is going to go. He knows, man, that's big. This is not to worry. Also, he said, you don't got to warm up too much because you got to get a lot of shots.
Trey Kirby
Don't waste your makes.
Tas Melas
Yeah. And listen, Khan knows how to take care of his bod. I just think the way, the way that he's come in, he just, he's obviously a very assertive guy. The way he, he plays basketball, the way he gets after it. I watched him in summer league and I wondered, okay, is this going to translate? Is he going to play this hard in the league? He does, but I think he knows it did. And I think he knows how to take care of the bod. So all good. And make some money for your family. Who can bet on you at +330. Now, that is not inside information. You're just betting on a winner. It sure feels like that guy can win.
J. Skeets
Okay, you got con. You're a con head this weekend for sure.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you need a reason to get behind a player, it's easy that way. Rising stars. And then on Saturday, good rhythm. Done and done.
J. Skeets
Oh, it's great, man.
Tas Melas
Yeah, it's great.
Trey Kirby
He's got a perfect release too. Like, very tight. Reminds me of Eric Gordon when he won. It's like very compact, very replicable. Good chance of winning. But this is Damian Lillard's NBA Finals.
J. Skeets
Oh, here we go.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, you're back in him. This is his one game this year. I'm going to pick Damian Lillard. What else has he been doing? Probably just shooting off a rack.
Tas Melas
Good point.
J. Skeets
It's a really good point. Has he Shot too much and he's trying to make history. I said this the other day. If Lillard goes on to win this, it'd be his third three point contest crown and that would tie him with Larry Bird and Craig Hodges for the most all time. Wow. Would still have a chance to even beat that I hypothetically. So okay, you're going Dame.
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Tas Melas
Good one.
J. Skeets
Can tackle it like. Yeah, this is his season right here. Just to be different. I do like the other three guys on the board, I have to admit. I guess they're all Kentucky guards, aren't they? Yeah. Give me Devin Booker because he's won it before. He think he's made a final in another one before and he like is the worst shooter this season of the entire field.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
J. Skeets
And a lot of people have pointed that out, us included. It's like oh my God, there's like eight guys on the Suns that shoot better from three. It does not matter. Guy can still shoot.
Trey Kirby
These will be the easiest looks he gets all year.
J. Skeets
That's right. That's right. No double teams on these ones. So I'll take Booker at 550. Get some can make some more money off of him maybe.
Trey Kirby
I don't think this is a bet that's available but if it was, I would pick Donovan Mitchell to have the highest score from any record.
J. Skeets
Oh, okay. Okay. I like that. Like a first round or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which happens a lot too. We see someone put up a monster first round and then they like don't put up a great final round.
Tas Melas
This is eight shooters somewhere.
J. Skeets
Eight shooters, top three advanced to the final and sometimes we have tiebreakers so that could come into play. All right. Shooting Stars. That's right. The NBA Shooting Stars competition is back in our life. Where are you? Chris Bosch? Where are you?
Trey Kirby
Where are you?
J. Skeets
Spurs rookie Dylan Harper and his brother Ron Harper Jr. And their father, five time NBA champ Ron Harper. Marquee family team. Is that safe to say the Harpers?
Trey Kirby
The Harpers, yeah, I guess. Ron Harper won a championship in la. Not for the Clippers, but for the Lakers. And he was a Clipper.
J. Skeets
If I'm not definitely a Clipper. Team All Star headlined by Scotty Barnes, Chet Holmgren, Rip Hamilton. Team Knicks, Jalen Brunson, Carl Anthony, Towns, Allen, Houston and team Cameron, which is all dookies. Jalen Johnson, Knipple again TAS. Are you going to be backing them for a third time? And Corey McGetty. Teams are given 70 seconds to score points by hitting shots at seven locations on the Floor each team member shooting in a set order at each spot. So, you know, look, it's a. It's a shooting comp, right? Moving around the floor, different spots. Got to knock them down. The odds they're out there. That's right. Team Nicks were the favorite when I checked last night, plus 190. Then the. The Duke team of team Cameron plus 240. Team all stars, plus 290. And then team Harper coming in at plus 330 for the two bros and dad there. Trey, I'll start with you on this one. Shooting Stars winner. Which team are you backing?
Trey Kirby
Well, I'll first start by saying that Team Cameron is pretty funny to put these Duke guys together, all of whom played one season at Duke. It was like a huge deal. When Corey Magetty, he was like maybe the first guy to leave after one season playing at Duke. I came off the bench.
J. Skeets
Am I crazy?
Trey Kirby
Johnson played 13 games.
J. Skeets
Yeah. I thought Jalen Johnson and Duke didn't have the greatest relationship.
Trey Kirby
Maybe that's why it's Team Cameron. Yeah, Cameron indoor. Bob, go with the Knicks. Because I think Ron or I think Alan Houston is the best veteran shooter of the four guys who are here.
J. Skeets
Yeah, okay.
Trey Kirby
I guess he looks great. I mean, I think Rip Hamilton is still in shape as well.
J. Skeets
Yeah, he is. I think so too.
Trey Kirby
I am looking forward to seeing Ron Harper Sr. Out there, though he's not around that much. No, not nearly as much as some of these other guys. Like you see Alan Houston at Knicks games pretty regularly, I think. But not Ron Harper Sr.
J. Skeets
Okay, you're taking.
Trey Kirby
I don't remember him as much of a shooter back in the day either.
J. Skeets
That's a good pick. I mean, Carl Anthony Towns is an elite big man. Shooter for sure. Brunson's Brunson and then, yeah, Allen Houston, in theory, should be the best old guy. The old legend of the group. So it's a good pick. Are you going team Knicks or.
Tas Melas
Yeah, it's hard not to take the Knicks just because of the shooters. Because Alan Houston, we know that guy can shoot. Although the under the radar team is, I think, Scotty Barnes, Rip Hamilton and Chet Holmgren. I know Rip Hamilton's in shape. Seen him multiple times. Shook his hand. That hand, that handshake. Seems like it's in extremely good shape.
Trey Kirby
Strong grip.
Tas Melas
Yeah. And we also lit a fire at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant when I was in London with him in the year 2018. He's ready to shoot, man. But it's difficult to take Team Cameron and Corey Mcgetty as you said about Ron Harper. Both. Both those guys. Ron Harper Sr. And Corey McGetty. Not shooters.
J. Skeets
No, not really.
Trey Kirby
Cory will get to the free throw line.
Tas Melas
He's a free throw line man.
Trey Kirby
Who's gonna set screens for r. Worry about.
Tas Melas
Yeah, and he's a three. He wasn't really a three point shooter, but whatever.
Trey Kirby
Who's got the half court bomb?
J. Skeets
Yeah, he's got the bomb.
Tas Melas
Yeah, the Cat Houston Brunson combo. It's hard to bet against best three.
J. Skeets
Point or half court shooter of the entire bunch. That's a. It's like very tough question to answer.
Trey Kirby
Getty's jacked, so he's got the distance, no problem.
J. Skeets
You can easily get it there.
Tas Melas
But you look at.
J. Skeets
Scotty's strong as hell. He's very strong. I could see Scotty hitting a half court.
Tas Melas
You know what? I wouldn't be surprised to see Jalen Brunson do it. He either. Yeah, I mean he's Jalen Bratson.
J. Skeets
They are professional. They can do it. I mean if we can hit an FCOURT shot. Not on camera, but we can. The cameras are off.
Trey Kirby
Wow, this is. This is interesting. Towns has never made a half court shot in his NBA career yet. Okay, 0 for 7. Scared to take them.
J. Skeets
People say, wow, I am going. You got.
Tas Melas
So what are you going team next?
J. Skeets
Yeah, I'm going to switch it up. I'm going team All Stars. I'm going to back our guy Scotty Barnes and Chad Holmgren and Rip Hamilton. I believe in Rip Hamilton. We're gonna find out if Rip Hamilton is a better shooter than Alan Houston right now.
Trey Kirby
All right, I'm hesitating here, man. Jalen Brunson never hit a half court shot in his NBA career either.
J. Skeets
Damn.
Trey Kirby
One zero for one.
Tas Melas
That's surprising.
Trey Kirby
Just one scared to take him.
J. Skeets
What about Scotty Burns?
Trey Kirby
Let me check, let me check. I'm literally just looking at the basketball reference like a half court.
J. Skeets
It used to be called heaves, but.
Trey Kirby
Now they updated it to half court. Oh, Scotty's knockdown. One for 14.
J. Skeets
Hell yeah. Oh, he lets it rip.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, he'll shoot it. Yeah, no problem.
J. Skeets
Okay.
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Trey Kirby
You're saying that too early to dunk?
J. Skeets
It's too early to call it night. Yeah, it might be too early to dunk. I'm a little gun. Yeah. Um, but we got four new participants, and I hope you're sitting down for these names. We got Carter, Bryant, Jackson Hayes, Keyshot Johnson, and Jace Richardson. If you just say the last names, you might get excited. You're like, oh, I mean, rest in peace to the late great Kobe. But you're like, oh, Brian Hayes. Oh, Elvin Hayes. He's done. He brought him back. Johnson. I mean, that could be Jaylin Johnson, for crying out loud. And obviously Richardson could be his dad, Jason. But no, we got some newbies here. As always, respect to these guys for going in it, trying to put on a show. We'll see. Expectations could not possibly be lower for this. This might be. It might be the weakest field we've ever seen and we have had some brutal ones. But this has got to be there, right?
Trey Kirby
Yeah, this was. This is a really tough. Because at least with like, okay, Jaime Hawkes was in a dunk contest.
J. Skeets
Like, what?
Trey Kirby
Yeah, you can go back and you can find Jaime Hawke's high school dunk contest footage. And he can fly like he's doing cool moves back in high school. So I tried to replicate that with all these guys, and I don't even think they were in dunk contests in high school.
Jamie
Really?
J. Skeets
Keyshot Johnson is not in a dunk contest.
Trey Kirby
I mean, at least not videotaped. It was tough. It was tough to find.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
But a lot of. A lot of nice two handers from all these guys.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
I mean, Jackson Hayes probably has, like, the best. Best tape of dunks.
J. Skeets
Yeah. Yeah.
Trey Kirby
He does them in East Bay.
J. Skeets
Yeah. In game. Yeah.
Tas Melas
Yeah. You brought up a good. A good point about the photo we've got of Jace Richardson. He ain't even dunking.
J. Skeets
No, it looks like he's rebounding.
Tas Melas
He's doing a rebound, but he hasn't had the. The.
J. Skeets
Had a handful.
Tas Melas
Yeah, he hasn't had him.
J. Skeets
Yeah, yeah. It's like the. The fast break variety, obviously, and they were barely dunks. They looked like Kyrie Irving dunking to me. I'm sorry. I. I have very low expectations for Chase Richardson. I hope I'm wrong, man. Jace, shut me up, but. Who you taking? Who are you taking?
Tas Melas
I think it's Carter Bryant.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Tas Melas
Feels like the most athletic guy coming into this season, so I think he can carry it into a dunk contest.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Tas Melas
He's my guy.
Podcast Host 1
Carter Bryant.
J. Skeets
Fair enough.
Trey Kirby
Yeah. I like keyshot Johnson and Carter Bryant in the finals.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Those are my picks. I'll go keyshot.
Tas Melas
Okay.
J. Skeets
I'm with TK on this one. I'm going keyshot for no real reason.
Trey Kirby
He had a nice reverse this year.
J. Skeets
Okay, good.
Trey Kirby
They did, like, a best dunks. Keyshot Johnson's best dunks from the first half of this season. I'm guessing they put all of them in. Yeah, but one was nice.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Trey Kirby
He's got a windmill on a fast break. That was okay. And he had, like, a. Like I said, a reverse that was, like, maybe on a tip dunk, so it looked pretty sweet.
J. Skeets
What did you guys make of reports that Mack McClung was saying. The league was saying, like, a lot of guys didn't want to go in the dunk contest if they knew you were going back in it. He was recently talking about this like, he was getting. It almost sounded like they kept, like, calling him back. They're like, all right, man. We sort of want you in it, but maybe this player won't go in if you're in. Oh, okay. Okay. Like, I don't know. That's what he said. I believe him, too.
Tas Melas
Yeah, I believe because, like, I don't.
J. Skeets
Want to go in. That guy's gonna jump over a million things.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
What's gonna jump over now?
Tas Melas
Yeah, it seemed that way when he was asked about it a few weeks ago. Why he wasn't going in? Because he said that he's got four great Dunks prepared and that he was gonna release video of it it after the dunk contest. So he's going to show us that he could have won it.
Jamie
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Let's see what you got, man. Like, I know he would never do this. He seems like too nice a guy. Probably is appreciative of the NBA in the league, but, like, he could have like a simulcast, like, or a simultaneous dunk contest going on during this. Like, you would get millions of views.
Tas Melas
Yep. Wow. Like the super bowl halftime show.
J. Skeets
Yeah, basically he could do that, but not nearly as shitty as that one. The. The other one, not the real one. Yeah, yeah. Just saying he won't do it, but I guess he'll just drop him right after the contest.
Tas Melas
If he did it at the same time, he couldn't do that. So disrespectful to the league where he's.
J. Skeets
Played millions of it.
Tas Melas
Yeah. Okay.
Trey Kirby
The Turning Point USA Dunk contest starring Mac. I don't think he.
J. Skeets
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Trey Kirby
Unfortunately, he's the perfect guy for that.
J. Skeets
Sunday's All Star game. We go to the granddaddy of the ball, this one. We got some news with this one. Yesterday, spurs guard de' Aaron Fox was selected to the All Star game as an injury replacement for Giannis. Fox will play for the USA Stripes team. Miami's Norman Powell, who has ties to Jamaica, his father, I believe, born in Jamaica, will move over from the USA Stripes team to fill the open spot on the team world roster. I'm sorry, I can't even say this with a straight face. I know all of this sort of stupid. I can't believe how the USA Stripes. But Kat and Norm, they both found their way to the world team in the end. We were wondering for months how they were going to handle that, and they got there in the end. So the USA Stars team is basically the younger American stars. USA Stripes team is sort of the older heads like your LeBron's and your Kevin Durant. I guess those are Kawhi. I guess those are the main old guys of the bunch. And then World team, obviously the international guys. There's the odds TAS USA stripes the favorites to win this thing. Plus 155 on FanDuel World plus 160 USA stars plus 200. Where are you going? And let's hear. Well, I can just show you. Let's show you the MVP odds as well, because here are your favorites right now. You've got wembanyama, the favorite, plus 410. And then it's a big fall off. Jalen Brown plus 900. Tyrese Maxey plus 1000. Booker Brunson. Jamal Murray plus 1100. So I want the winner and an MVP from you, sir.
Tas Melas
Well, the USA Stripes is going to win this thing, get their stacked, and they've got guys who want to go out there and be the All Star mvp, like Donovan Mitchell, Jalen Brown. There's a Jalen Brunson out there. There's Kawhi Leonard. He's won it before, playing in his home arena. He gets to sleep in his own bed and get out there and play. I'm taking team Stripes. I think that's okay. Wow.
J. Skeets
Okay, that's. And that goes with your thinking of, like, playing later. You've brought that up. You don't like the first game. That's world versus USA Stars. Winning team takes on the Stripes. Losing team then takes on the Stripes in the third game. And then we get to the final.
Tas Melas
Definitely worried about guys playing a game and then having to sit there and rest because it happened last year. It's easy to forget what that All Star game was because it was very much a concert in between. There's so many things happened in between the games. We were lied to. I shouldn't say lied to, because Joe Dumars of the front office, NBA. NBA head office came in on our show. Not came in, zoomed and told us that they've got it taken care of. There's not going to be these big gaps. He didn't really know. He just said, they'll take care of it. And we saw Mr. Beast. We saw TNT. It was way too long. So I do like the fact that.
J. Skeets
You think they're going to get quicker this year.
Tas Melas
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this year, unlike last year, when they could just go long with the TV broadcast, there's Olympics to show up.
J. Skeets
That's right, my man. That's right. Heart out. It's a great point. They need to stick to the schedule a little better. So hopefully that means less time between breaks. Okay, so you have the USA stripes. The OGs, let's call them. And you had your MVP.
Tas Melas
Yeah. I'll go, Donna.
J. Skeets
Okay. Donovan Mitchell.
Trey Kirby
Come on, man.
J. Skeets
Oh, I was scooped out. I was gonna pick the Stripes and.
Trey Kirby
I was gonna pick Donovan Mitchell.
J. Skeets
You can still do it.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, but it's not as fun.
Tas Melas
I'll take Jalen Brown. I'll take Jalen Brown. I don't have him. Okay. I mean, Mitchell wasn't even on the board for odds.
J. Skeets
No, I know.
Trey Kirby
He's plus 14. Hundred.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Least he.
J. Skeets
A little shocking. Yeah.
Tas Melas
Okay, so you are taking the stripes and Donovan Mitchell.
J. Skeets
Okay, Trey. Okay.
Trey Kirby
First thing I'll say is I did really like Kevin Durant calling out Nicola Jokic and Luka Doncic. He's like, you don't think us old guys are gonna play? Ask the Europeans why they don't take it seriously. Nobody ever brings them up.
Tas Melas
We do.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, we do.
J. Skeets
Kevin Durant.
Trey Kirby
We bring it up every single time. I also wonder, is Luca even playing? He hasn't played, what, the last five games?
J. Skeets
My gut says.
Tas Melas
Yeah, I don't think so.
Trey Kirby
Yeah. So another name down for the the World team. I do like that Victor Wembanyama came out and said, I'm gonna play hard. So they're like, well, he's the favorite for mvp.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
He actually cares.
J. Skeets
He did play hard last year.
Trey Kirby
He did play hard last year.
J. Skeets
Than most.
Trey Kirby
Yes.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Tyrese Maxey's on the stars.
J. Skeets
He is.
Trey Kirby
All right, I'll pick the stars and Maxi.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Going with the little speedy guard. Hit a bunch of threes. Yeah, we can.
Tas Melas
We can edit that part out. And you can do it first, and I can do it.
Trey Kirby
It's all good. It's nice to have some variety.
Tas Melas
I will. I will say this about Durant's comments about Team International. Yanis De Campo wanted USA versus the World. He was super pumped to play it. He tweeted about it.
J. Skeets
Let's do this.
Tas Melas
Like last year.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melas
There wasn't a. An image that someone created of Luca and Jokic and all that. And then he was asked about it at a press conference. He said, oh, yeah, I would love Luca, Nicola, Jokic, and Shay and me on the same team. And no disrespect to other guys, I can't think of off the top of my head who's being very, very, very respectful to everybody on the team in rc. But he wanted to play. And watching these guys play in person, There was one guy who does get down and ready to play defense in these games, and it's Giannis. So he can't play, unfortunately.
Trey Kirby
But that's the disappointing part.
J. Skeets
Three guys if Luka doesn't play that they're now missing. SGA is not playing in this game. He actually sort of takes this thing a little bit more serious. Or it did last year. You brought up Giannis. That's a good point. And then maybe Luka, now, he doesn't take this serious at all. So that's probably. That's a positive. Positive for Team World. That's who I'm taking, baby. I'll take the World Team in the end and I'll take Victor Womenyama. I won't overthink this one. If. If they win, he's gonna go, sorry.
Tas Melas
Why is that a reason to take teamwork?
J. Skeets
Because Luca sucks in these and doesn't give a huh. So he's probably not gonna play.
Tas Melas
Okay, so that's good. So the rest of them are good.
J. Skeets
Yeah. Because that means more minutes for Jamal Murray, Denny, Avdia, whatever. Just like trying harder.
Tas Melas
Okay.
J. Skeets
It's really gonna come down to what does Jokic do?
Tas Melas
Yeah, that's the problem.
J. Skeets
Is Yogic gonna lollygag his way through this?
Jamie
This.
J. Skeets
The funniest outcome would be to me. Carl Anthony Towns or Norman Powell winning mvp.
Trey Kirby
Yes.
J. Skeets
For Team World. Because then people will be like, what the hell, man? You're sort of American, are you not? Are you. Are you okay? Whatever. Cat could. I could see. I could squint and see Cat putting up a ton of points. Hit a bunch of threes, bunch of easy buckets around the room.
Tas Melas
Oh, yeah, Janice did mention Cat on playing on Team World because I guess Janice just knows everybody who plays for their. Their country. And yeah, Cat always plays for Dominican Republic. Norman Powell is playing for Jamaica next year. I looked it up in the World cup qualifiers. Great. So that's cool with everybody. I. Well, Donovan Mitchell I think is going to win MVP this year because he can win it on Team International next year because he's going to play for Team Panama eventually, as he said. So yeah, that's. That's another reason. But I don't like the. The stars just because they got Anthony Edwards. When you're mentioning the guys that don't.
Trey Kirby
Play, he is third from last for winning. Oh, wait. No, he's not. These are not sorted.
J. Skeets
What is by odds.
Trey Kirby
He's plus 2000. So yeah. That's sort of pretty low though. Yeah.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
In a game like this.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
Tas Melas
And like, Maxi would have to be awesome.
J. Skeets
We gotta remind people, like, this is not east versus west. 48 minutes here. Like, these are like quick 12 minute games. Quick twelvers. Like, and I hate this. It bugs me to no end. Like Curry was the MVP of last year's All Star Game. He scored 12 points. He's got 12 points in the final game because it was like to 41 or whatever the hell it was. He hit like four, four threes and that was enough. Had a couple steals. You know, it's like I. I just can't stand that. It just like ruins it for some reason, for me, I don't know.
Tas Melas
Is it better for you that they're playing 12 minutes this year as opposed to a number playing to a number.
J. Skeets
Number. Maybe it's gonna be still. How many points is the. The MVP gonna put up in the final game?
Tas Melas
Yeah, that's nothing to do with me.
J. Skeets
Maybe 20, right? Maybe. That's a lot.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
So, Wemby, good luck to you, sir.
Trey Kirby
Do you think they'll follow Feeba rules where if you play for one All Star nationality, you can't ever switch teams? He'll be stuck as a USA player forever.
J. Skeets
Here's the real question. Will we have this exact same format next year in Phoenix? Will we have USA Stars and Stripes in world?
Trey Kirby
Exactamundo.
J. Skeets
Yeah. Exact d Mundo.
Trey Kirby
I don't think so.
J. Skeets
I don't either.
Trey Kirby
But we haven't had James Jones campaigning telling us it's going to be good. They would roll Joe Dumars out there every year.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Have Joe go out and tell them to play hard.
Tas Melas
They're gonna play hard. And then they don't play hard. Oh, God.
Trey Kirby
James Jones is like, I ain't doing that.
J. Skeets
The back to basketball. Indianapolis here. We'll never, never be topped. We're going back to hardcore competitive basketball. East versus west. And it was the worst All Star game we had ever had. It was like 211 to 94, whatever the hell it was.
Tas Melas
I think they find a way to get multiple countries involved somehow. It's kind of difficult to do, but you can get Canada, Canada, us, Australia, a bunch of the. Serbia, like a five on five kind of.
J. Skeets
I don't know. My gun says this is just, just for the Olympic year here. That we're buying the international flavor.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Maybe we go back to something else.
Tas Melas
But they're copying the Hockey4Nation tournament from last year, which worked awesome with a Finland. You know, they. I think we can find a way. I don't think we can find a finished team for NBA.
J. Skeets
No.
Trey Kirby
Mika. Mika Muran and.
Tas Melas
Oh, get Mika Mirin and. Yeah, play him.
Trey Kirby
We want to see him. We want to see him playing. Let him in the dunk contest. Why not that the new Remus Kurtinitis. Check our shorts.
J. Skeets
Nice. Good poll. Lithuanian legend. Apparently he played in the nbl. I saw people tweeting at us.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, maybe he's the coach of. He's the coach of Lithuania's national team.
J. Skeets
Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah.
Trey Kirby
I think he shaved his mustache though, unfortunately.
J. Skeets
Oh, terrible.
Trey Kirby
It's the 80s.
J. Skeets
So here's what we're going to be doing this weekend, guys. We're going to be watching all this stuff live. So we are going to be having some fun hanging out here in the classic factory. Hopefully we'll be your second screen as you have it on your own screen or your own television at home and you got us on the laptop or whatever. 5pm Eastern All Star Saturday watch party plan is we'll watch it all together and then turn around and do a quick podcast after to recap it for all you podcast listeners. And then we'll do the same thing on Sunday with the actual All Star game that also starts at 5pm Eastern. And we'll do that. We'll watch it live together and then we'll flip that into a podcast after because then we have a few days off next week because there's no games on. So a little bit of a break for no dunk. So join us on the weekend or obviously make sure you subscribed wherever you download and listen to our podcast. So you know when you when those drop on the weekend, you think we're.
Trey Kirby
Going foraging again this weekend for some mellow mushrooms.
J. Skeets
I've been thinking about that mellow mushroom pizza since we had it. It was good at the trade deadline.
Trey Kirby
That was pretty tasty.
J. Skeets
Look, I'm down.
Tas Melas
Yeah, I'm down at least one of the days.
J. Skeets
We gotta get it.
Tas Melas
I'm done. I actually had. That was the first time I've had it since coming to Atlanta. And then I had it a second time on the weekend.
J. Skeets
You already had it a second time.
Tas Melas
Wow.
Trey Kirby
You gotta taste this pizza.
Tas Melas
Was that somebody's house? Who? That's their staple.
J. Skeets
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Tas Melas
So nice. It's so good to share a photo. I took a photo of it. Those pepperonis were curly.
J. Skeets
Oh, very nice. Okay, we gotta take a break. Holy crap. We're running long. But when we come back, we've got worst of the week nominees Rapid Fire. All that fun Friday night. I'm thinking that we just might try FanDuel's NBA Happy Hour. Now I'm riding shotgun in your car and we're hoping to make it to the promised land between 6 and 7:30pm Eastern because that's when FanDuel is dropping limited time specials to get you in the zone. It's not exactly in my Q zone, is it? It's totally in your Q zone, Ron. We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really popping off. FanDuel boosts, bonuses and surprises, all designed to bring that Friday energy. Just like I'm bringing in this ad read. It's fast, it's fun and it's here for one reason. To kickstart your weekend before the first tip. So don't just, just scroll, check the app, grab the week's special and make your move before the shot clock runs out at 7:30. This ain't just another promo. It's your weekly pregame NBA Happy Hour every Friday, 6 to 7:30 Eastern, only on FanDuel, the official sportsbook partner of the NBA. It's time for worst of the week. Ladies and gentlemen, the worst of the week.
Tas Melas
The first nominee of three worst of the week nominees is the guy doing NBA game voiceovers on the NBA app because he knew nothing about Jaylen Brown. This is how he set up the Bulls Celtics game.
J. Skeets
First time all star Jaylen Brown and the C's.
Tas Melas
What is that? He's the finals mvp. He is the four time all star.
J. Skeets
First time all star.
Tas Melas
How does he not know that? How does he not know that?
J. Skeets
It's late at night, man. Voiceover works. He sounded tired.
Tas Melas
What are you talking about? He said that guy sounded older. Yeah, he kind of sounds like our old friend who came into the NBA TV studios.
Trey Kirby
Van or right?
Tas Melas
Van o'. Right. It does a little bit, but that's not him.
Trey Kirby
Gravelly.
Tas Melas
Anyways, he doesn't write that himself. Somebody writes it for him.
J. Skeets
Yeah, true.
Tas Melas
Either way you should know that's his fourth time. He's. He's being this guy's finals mvp. Might be going to Turkey to fix his hair. That's what you should be saying about this guy. Just weird. Just. That's the NBA app. That's the most respected app for this game. You want integrity. You say that this guy's a four time all star.
J. Skeets
So you want Silver to find this guy $100,000. That's what you're saying?
Tas Melas
I'm saying it should be done.
J. Skeets
There'll be hilarious. Hilarious. Send Tas to all star weekend to the Silver press conference. Yeah. Adam, first question, first question. Everybody think it's going to be about tanking or what else? Anything else. And tassels, like what are you going to do about that guy that said Jalen Brown was a one time all star.
Tas Melas
You want premier exposures, Adam, you want everybody to do things properly on the NBA app? Yeah, that's a great question. Anyways, I think that is written for him probably, you know, just like at every TV station, sports TV station or. I don't think he writes it himself but if he did, that's even worse. You just go to his. To the Jalen Brown on basketball reference.
J. Skeets
Some intern wrote probably one time All Star.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, well, he says first time All Star.
Tas Melas
Exactly.
J. Skeets
First time All Star is.
Trey Kirby
This is Jalen Brown's first time as a starter, right?
Tas Melas
Ooh, maybe it's first time All Star.
Trey Kirby
You got to read the full copy.
J. Skeets
That's probably what it is.
Tas Melas
He missed the word starter. Okay, good point. Very good point.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melas
And this will be. This will be Jalen Brown's fifth time as an all. An All Star. So, yeah, there's no excuse that it was fourth and that it sounded like first. Anyway, you're right.
Trey Kirby
There could be a little bit more quality control going into these recaps.
J. Skeets
I'll say.
Trey Kirby
I saw. I saw a game a couple of weeks ago between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Sacramento Grizzlies.
J. Skeets
Hey, let me guess who won big.
Trey Kirby
Grizzlies win Memphis, of course.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Sacramento hasn't won in a month, so you're right.
Tas Melas
Second worst of the week nominee. This NBA writer had his laptop broken by a flying T shirt in an arena. A T shirt cannon in Phoenix broke our man Tony Jones, our former colleague at the Athletic, because it took out his laptop. This is Tony Jones tweet. He said, this T shirt shot in the canon toss in the fourth quarter killed my laptop. It hit the computer and then the computer hit me in the face. It scratched my beloved laptop clear across the screen. No story from me tonight. It can't do the story. And then a second photo, which is part of a tweet from Tony Jones showing his broken laptop. It got smashed by this T shirt.
J. Skeets
How the hell did this happen?
Tas Melas
How the hell did the laptop hit his face?
J. Skeets
That's a great question. What was he like? Was he like. It's like looking at his game story like this.
Tas Melas
Yeah. Join us on YouTube.
J. Skeets
And then bang. T shirt K5. Like, that's the only way that could happen.
Tas Melas
That's weird. Yeah. If you want to see the broken laptop and SK's holding a laptop to his face, make sure you check out YouTube.
J. Skeets
I think it happened.
Tas Melas
Yeah, but you're also sitting probably. Well, I don't know if he's in the second bowl in Phoenix, but it looked like he wasn't close to the court.
J. Skeets
Yeah, I think he was probably in the. So first ring there.
Tas Melas
Yeah, but that's a. It's a bomb of a T shirt.
Trey Kirby
Yeah. I mean, those cannons are propulsive.
Tas Melas
Yeah. They're getting stronger and stronger things. They're going to the upper bowl These days they are. Yeah.
J. Skeets
So Tony Jones computer got broken. Damn. We broke it. We broke Tony Jones ankles once, you know.
Tas Melas
Damn.
J. Skeets
I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Tony. But we did beat you, didn't we? We sure did. That was Vegas. Was that Vegas? That was Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was a great game. That's probably the best game we ever played collectively.
Trey Kirby
That was a fun time.
J. Skeets
Yeah, we. Great. We were.
Trey Kirby
Open that laptop to the face. So you think it broke his screen? Cause of the face? Oh, I mean, I'm thinking now if your laptop goes and then impact here into face.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Tony broke his own laptop.
J. Skeets
I don't know. I. I think if. If a T shirt fired out of a canon, obviously at pretty high speeds, just hit the back of your laptop up in the right spot. Obviously. I think it would do that. I think it would glitch out yourself if I punched one of your laptops right now. Like, let me hold up your laptop. No, thanks. Yeah. Even though it's weird coming from the other side, so. But the face part is strange.
Tas Melas
It is strange.
J. Skeets
Maybe. Maybe he means it. Well, no, I was gonna say, like, hit his laptop and then the teacher.
Tas Melas
Hit him in the face, but yeah, he said it.
J. Skeets
Let's get Tony on. Do good 30 minutes on this. Yeah, we got a lot of questions.
Tas Melas
Third worst of the week nominee, probably the blooper of the season from the Los Angeles Clippers because our guy Jordan Miller is inbounding the ball. And then you can see that Chris Dunn is just letting it roll. Cause there's 14 seconds left on the clock. You know, I mentioned time because he's trying to save time. So the clock doesn't start until he picks it up. But then he says, hey, Jordan Miller, you go pick it up. But he just inbounded Chris Dunn. You can't do that.
J. Skeets
Yeah. Who do you blame there?
Tas Melas
Because, like, you.
J. Skeets
You want to blame the guy Jordan Miller, because he did the infraction. But it's sort of Chris Dunn, is it not?
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Like he did inbound it to you, and then you just left it.
Tas Melas
Right.
J. Skeets
Like you're already gone. So he just touched it and picked it up.
Tas Melas
Yeah. And then he had a brain fart. I. He must have had a brain fart. Not picking it up and deciding. You run the play. Jordan Miller. Or maybe not. Maybe just points at him. Grab that.
J. Skeets
Look at. Is that Chen good in the back pointing. You can't do that.
Tas Melas
That.
J. Skeets
You gotta do that. That's a real pickup basketball move right there to bring it back to pick up hoops. How many times have people done that? Yeah, nobody cares.
Trey Kirby
I just bring it up.
J. Skeets
Just bring it up. Exactly, exactly. Good nominees.
Trey Kirby
Really good.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Where would you go if you had to vote versus the week? You really didn't like this voiceover guy?
Tas Melas
I'll tell you, it's disrespectful. I think. I think the NBA as a whole, they're trying to improve. They're trying to. And they're trying to battle Instagram because this is a highlight league as. Absolutely. They're trying to battle because they voice. They use the voice of the broadcasters more. You know, they. They do that, which is nice. So I guess the funniest one is the last one.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Great.
Trey Kirby
Blooper.
Tas Melas
It's a bloop. That would have been a weekend whoopsie or whatever.
J. Skeets
Do you mind if I give a best of the week shout out?
Tas Melas
Oh, of course.
J. Skeets
Well, I think you'll like this one. I want to give a best of the week shout out to the good folks over at Blazer's Edge, the long running Portland Trailblazers blog. It's been around forever. Dave and his team over there are once again running Blazers Edge Night, which is their annual charity event where they help send thousands of local kids from the Portland area to see the Blazers play in person at the Moda Center. I love this. And they wrote yesterday though that the deadline for ticket donations, it's coming up next week and there's a lot of tickets that remain undonated. So I think this would be really cool if you have the means and you want to help out. Some kids see their first basketball game ever at times, maybe the only basketball game they'll ever go to. And you can actually just buy the tickets and they send a bunch of kids to this game. So they need. They got like a bit of a gap here to make up here in the final week. The link is in the show notes. Again, if you have the means, you can donate a ticket to help send a kid to the first NBA game. Turn a kid into an NBA basketball fan. That's pretty cool to me. So again, link in the show notes. They're like $13 up to like $24. You know, these are not expensive seats. So. Yeah, I just love how they always do this. Yeah. And they've sent a lot of kids to their first ever basketball game. That's cool.
Tas Melas
Yes.
J. Skeets
Check that out if you can.
Tas Melas
Listen, I know we do worse of the week, but yeah, the best of the week are always better stories. And there's always. They're always lurking. Like, Tom Haberstrough broke down Tamani Kamara because he's the Blazers guy. Sideline reporter, whatever you call Tom or Tom Haberstroke. But he broke down tomorrow to money Kamara's stats with headband. Without headband.
J. Skeets
I saw that.
Tas Melas
That's, that's, that's best of the week analytics. That guy can score with a headband. Oh, yeah, that's what I told us. I believe him. Yeah, he's really good. The numbers are so different. Headband analytics is a thing.
J. Skeets
Of the night. Sponsored by oddsy0dd, Zed Y or Zy. Oddsy, let's call them. Thank you, Oddsy for sponsoring Whoa, boy. Tip of the cap to Drew Holliday and LeBron James. Two old guys putting up monster lines last night. But I'm giving it to Donovan Clingan. 23 points. Grabbed a game high 18 rebounds in the Blazers win. Shot 812 from the field, 7 of 9 at the free throw line. Dished out A career high 7 assists. Blocked 3 shots. Did it all in 31 minutes. Didn't have have a turnover to his name. Kling Kong.
Trey Kirby
Good game, Cling Kong. I'm a sucker for these videos where the social people from whichever team ask every player the same thing as they come in. And I saw one this week from the Blazers that was like, what do you know more about than anybody on the team? And Donovan Clingan said fishing and chipotle. And I was like, I love this guy so much. Now he's speaking to me.
J. Skeets
Yeah, you already liked his game. Now he's truly near big boy grilling.
Trey Kirby
On the roof, blocking shots, dishing. And then he goes home and tries to catch a bass and eat a giant burrito. Great stuff.
Tas Melas
That was funny because he said fishing and then somebody else came into the shot and he said, what do you think I said for this? And the guy said, fishing goes. Yeah, that's right. High five. You know me.
Trey Kirby
He's just always talking about fish non stop.
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J. Skeets
Donovan Clingan gets wo boy pick him. Standings. No game to pick from tonight. We are not picking the rising stars game because he sort of can because there's too many teams. What would we do? I guess we could have picked the celebrity game. Yeah, I don't know. Is there not. Is there a line on that? I'm not sure.
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Trey Kirby
I saw my first Sham's clip though. He was playing defense against somebody.
J. Skeets
Oh, I didn't see that one.
Tas Melas
Oh, I did.
J. Skeets
I saw one where he's hitting a bunch of shots. Okay. He's got a decent looking release.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Shoots. Okay.
Tas Melas
I saw the, the commercial bit for one where he's doing the thing on the phone. Puts the phone literally on the basketball floor, gets a ball and shoots.
Trey Kirby
Nice.
Tas Melas
He can do it all.
J. Skeets
So no game. And we'll take a little pause here when it comes to picking games for about a week or so because we don't get back to real basketball until next Thursday night. But here's the standings in February. I picked up a loss last night. I went with the Jazz. Yeah, there was for a good chunk of it. I thought they were going to cover and got a little out of hand at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm 4 and 5. So is Trey and Tas in the lead at 6 and 3. So yeah, nice battle here. It's still, we'll still have a decent amount of time once we get back. We'll have like a week.
Tas Melas
Seven nights.
J. Skeets
Okay, seven nights. There you go. There you go. So those are the standings in our pickup.
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J. Skeets
It's the drop. Which means we always do rapid fire. I got the questions this week. These guys and JD have the answers. Let's get into it. First one. White Chocolate himself, Jason Williams, says Jared McCain needs to get his together and delete his TikTok now that he's on the Oklahoma City of Thunder. Okay, easy, easy, White Chocolate. But I want to know what's an app or service you probably should delete, but you won't.
Tas Melas
I won't delete the playback app, which is how we used to watch games together with fans. Two reasons, you know, I'm a little sentimental. And the second reason is it's gonna come back one day. I'd be in a different. A different form. Might have to Delete that one and download something else. But it'll be back. It'll be back. And it's just a good idea. It's. It's been an idea forever for people to watch games together, so it makes sense. And it was a good app. And I see it, and I see I don't need it. But you're staying on there.
J. Skeets
Keep it.
Tas Melas
And my bookmark is still there for playback on my. My computer. Still keeping it there. You know, it's on the little. Little bar. The bar bookmark thing. App. Think. No, no.
J. Skeets
It's unfortunate that it closed down for sure.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
What about you, TK?
Trey Kirby
I wrote down playback as well. I actually opened the app yesterday and all it does is just open and stay at a plain screen with our little swirly guy on it.
J. Skeets
Looks beautiful. It's a nice logo. It's a nice logo.
Trey Kirby
Nice looking app.
J. Skeets
You guys are really in sync here today.
Trey Kirby
Doesn't do anything. It doesn't do anything at all. But also, I guess Twitter, sure. That's just a time suck, but I'm going down with the ship. I'll never. There's no better way to get NBA news. No better way to say see random highlights, unfortunately. So yeah, man, I'm stupidly locked into this dumb app for the rest of my life.
J. Skeets
I just saw you recently started following account. I just did too. I think it's fairly new. NBA replays.
Trey Kirby
Yes.
J. Skeets
Underscore, I think at the end. Basically just leaning into like old cool clips from iconic games or big moments. Yeah. That's all it is.
Trey Kirby
That's it.
J. Skeets
And it's feels like a good follow if you're still on that app. Yeah. JD what's an app or service that you should delete but you won't?
Jamie
Yeah, I mean, I've basic. I've deleted playback. Sorry, guys. Sorry.
J. Skeets
That's all right.
Jamie
It was done. I thought it was done.
J. Skeets
It's done. You're right.
Tas Melas
I opened it again just to see it. It says for me, thank you for the great times.
J. Skeets
Oh, nice.
Tas Melas
Then it says, well, some other.
J. Skeets
Something unpredictable. But in the end. That's right.
Tas Melas
That.
J. Skeets
Be amazing. Play that.
Jamie
But my answer is probably Facebook. I mean, I'd never go on it, but it's like, how am I going to keep in touch with Bill from the starters? You know what I mean?
Trey Kirby
Sure.
Jamie
That's it. Like, that's my only real connection.
J. Skeets
Yeah, we, we. We post all our stuff to our no Dunks Facebook page though.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
You know, it's not the biggest community over there. But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jamie
And you know, but I got family on there who I never see. So I don't know.
J. Skeets
I. I mean, I'm on Facebook probably more than any of us with maybe the posting to, to our page or just. I'm just on it more. You think X is bad or crazy? You think some of these other ones.
Jamie
Oh my God, it's so.
J. Skeets
There is the weirdest going on on Facebook. Like AI Slop and like obviously fake news. And like it's a minefield. Oh yeah, it's unbelievable. It makes X look normal. I'm telling you. It's like. And that's crazy. That's half all bots and all. Like it's, it's weird in Facebook. But then it's like, oh yeah, there's my, my friend's mom taking a photo of her plate of food.
Jamie
Right?
J. Skeets
Thumbs up to that. Yeah. Nice looking plate, Francis.
Jamie
Yeah, exactly.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Jamie
But if you linger on the wrong thing and you only have to like linger on it for a second or.
J. Skeets
More, and then it's like, here you go. You want more of that? Yeah.
Jamie
I got like girls riding mechanical bulls for like a week straight. Why am I stopped? I was like, what is this? Okay, all right, moved on. And then it was like nothing but just girls and mechanical bulls. And then I was like, okay, it's kind of cool, I guess.
J. Skeets
And then I'll tell you one, they got me on AI crap AI slop on Facebook though. Like those reels or whatever. It was like, it's in an NBA arena. It's obviously a fairly attractive looking woman and she's barefoot, standing, like, it looks like a reporter, like standing in the aisle. But it's like very, like, it's making it very clear. She's barefoot, right? And you're like, you stop. You're like, what the hell is this?
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Jamie
And then like, oh, Bigfoot guy over here.
J. Skeets
Well, exactly, exactly. Now I watched it for 10 seconds because I was like, what the hell is this? And it's just AI slopping that's always trying to get me to watch.
Trey Kirby
Check these feet out.
J. Skeets
All these fake, you know, women with their feet out. Like, what the hell? I don't want this.
Trey Kirby
Fake women with their fake feet.
J. Skeets
It's so weird, man.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, Meta's. Meta's algorithm is too fast.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Cuz I, I've been trying to spend a lot more time on Instagram lately. Just a, just a goal of mine to be on Instagram more.
Tas Melas
But like, if you want, if you.
Trey Kirby
Watch two videos of Book recommendations. Like, oh, yeah, yeah. You're getting a thousand book recommendations from here on.
J. Skeets
And then it almost ruins it. You're like, I don't want this. Not to that extent.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
I only wanted to learn how to draw a cloud for five minutes.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Trey Kirby
For the rest of my life.
J. Skeets
Right. All right, Great answers. All right, next one here. I know I'm partially to blame for this, but we haven't talked enough about the Olympics, I think, on this podcast.
Trey Kirby
Right.
J. Skeets
We started talking about it that Monday morning show. We talked about the opening ceremonies and a few events, but we're one week in now. I just want to know what's been your favorite moment or story from The Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games.
Tas Melas
Well, there was a moment of proud patriotism is. And it got me right at the beginning. An Italian speed skater was lacing up her skates. The arena was singing behind her. I don't know what they were singing, but she knew the words. She was singing along. It's her home arena, so it felt good. Then she got on the ice. Her name is Francesca Lolo Brigida. And she got the Olympic record, 3000 meter speed skating.
J. Skeets
She just won another gold.
Tas Melas
Oh, another one.
J. Skeets
She won a second home ice.
Tas Melas
Home ice.
J. Skeets
Her and her family. Big news because she got the little kid. Yeah, like a little toddler. Yeah, he seems like a crazy kid. He's a wild child, this kid. But yeah, she's a big deal. That's a good one.
Tas Melas
Yeah, she was great. Yeah.
J. Skeets
What do you got, T.K.
Trey Kirby
What happened yesterday? Well, in the snowboard half pipe, the South Korean, no border gown Choi took like a nasty fall and then went on to upset Chloe Kim. That was pretty cool. I also like the reemergence on my favorite app, Twitter, of the guy smacking his nuts into the game, these games. But I do like seeing it and listening to it. Now, that one's one that the algorithm can feed me as many times as possible cuz I'll always click in. But ultimately for me, Minions guy. Oh. Thomas Lawrence Guarino Sabate of Spain went through a lot of issues to be able to ice skate to a Minion song while dressed as a minion.
J. Skeets
But he did it.
Trey Kirby
They said he couldn't do it, but he did it. He got the copyright clearance and it was crazy. It's like just Minions singing a song, not like a Minions theme song. Literally Minion vocals pumping through the crowd while this grown man is dressed as a minion.
J. Skeets
Very funny to go back to your audience. Awesome guy. Crashing his nuts into the gate. Downhill ski clip. What is the Mount Rushmore of Olympic clips that every four years come around and you're happy about that? One is one. I'll tell you the other one. Sid Sixo getting upset about the ice dancing. Judges from way back in the day just watched it. Still a banger. It's still amazing. And then I'm sure we got find some other ones that we could add to that list, but. Yeah, you don't need to wait every four years for these is what we're saying. Sure, sprinkle these in every four months for all we care. What about you, JD Favorite moment or story from the Winter Olympic Games?
Jamie
Yeah. I'm not proud of this one. And this is a peek into my soul. It's along the same lines as the guy hitting his nuts on the. The barrier there. But I had a rough week. And I'm also. I'm gonna clear my throat a little. I had a rough week also. I love this country, but I'm Canadian. I root against the U.S. you know, and it's been a rough week. And I just watched our girls go down five nothing to the U.S. then I. U.S. hockey. Yeah, U.S. u.S. Hockey. All right. U.S. beat us. And then I needed a win, guys. And I was watching speed skating, and then Corinne's daughter walked into my life and crashed three times. And it was. I took such pleasure in that. I'm not proud of this.
Tas Melas
I'm not proud.
Jamie
I'm not proud. But I felt bad immediately after. But God damn, it was. It was very sweet to watch. Three times this girl fell. I love people falling down, too.
J. Skeets
You do? You do. You are on, right?
Jamie
My algorithm is full of that as well. Nobody got hurt, but, you know, this poor girl.
Tas Melas
So. She's American.
Jamie
She's American. And she felt three times, like in the relay and in her own race. Every race that I saw her in, within an hour, she crashed. And it was just brutal to watch. But I took such pleasure in it. And I'm a bad person. I am a bad person.
Tas Melas
But it didn't lead to a Canadian winning.
Jamie
I don't even know. I didn't even watch the end of the speed skating. I was like, okay, that's a win. Turn off the tv.
J. Skeets
Go to bed.
Jamie
Yeah.
J. Skeets
I gotta say, it has been the greatest Winter Olympics for our Canadian team.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Do we even have a gold yet? I don't think so.
Jamie
I don't think so.
J. Skeets
Got a couple silvers and bronzes, but not the greatest one. Italy's got the Host country bump right now, man, they're at the top. Top of the standings in total medals. I know Norway has more gold, but.
Tas Melas
I thought Norway was up there. And my daughter kept telling me, no, it's Italy, it's Italy. I said, no, no, let's chill. Let's. Let's check the standings.
J. Skeets
Well, it all depends. You think? Yeah. You think the leader should be with gold at the top or total medals? Yeah, there always comes down to that. Final one here. Fun article from the Athletic this week that highlights how Michael Thompson, father of one of the greatest three point shooters ever in clay, is one of a handful of players to have made just 13 in their entire career despite playing at least one full season. This was a fun article. It's a pretty impressive list. I mean, you got Kareem Abdul Jabbar on the list. Shaq is on the list. Artist Gilmore, Dave Cowan's like, there's a lot of hall of Famers, a bunch of other guys too. But I want to know, what's something in life you've only done once?
Tas Melas
Well, I've only made my wife jealous of my electrician once because I said after my electrician came in, did his job, he laughed, left. I said to my wife, our electrician's a very good looking guy. She said, whoa, excuse me, I'm a little jealous. She got a little envious of her electrician. Little spark. Yeah, he was very good. Very good. Yeah, he's just, he seemed very. His look was very outdoorsy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not the clavicular guy, but, you know, he's.
Trey Kirby
I got a lot of, Got a lot of clavicular in my algorithm right now. Looks maxing.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Tas Melas
But boots, beard, long hair, Ankin fix a radiator.
Jamie
That's the most attractive quality, let's be honest.
Trey Kirby
Handy.
J. Skeets
What did he fix?
Tas Melas
Actually, he was unable to fix it, but because he just doesn't fix. We have, we have a unit just.
J. Skeets
Like we have actually just looks on his.
Tas Melas
No, it's difficult to do. No, it's not his fault. I'm looking at the unit here in the garage. We also have one of those.
Jamie
Air conditioner.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those in our garage. Yeah. He's not an H Vac guy.
J. Skeets
Okay.
Tas Melas
So it's not his forte. But I just want to see if there's an electrical problem. I, I tried to do it myself, but I just want to see maybe, maybe there's a way out, but there wasn't. It.
J. Skeets
So is it just.
Tas Melas
It might just be broken yeah, the.
J. Skeets
The.
Tas Melas
The electrical system on it. Like the motherboard thingy. Yeah. It could be fried.
J. Skeets
Okay. All right.
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J. Skeets
Very cool story. I'd love to see a photo of this guy.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, let's see.
J. Skeets
How good. Did you sneak a quick pick? Keep it for later, you know.
Tas Melas
No, no pick. Yeah. Didn't ask him for one. Yeah. Come back for more.
J. Skeets
Yeah. He's breaking things in his house, cutting corn. Oh, this lamp doesn't work. Suddenly, gotta call the guy back. You just plug it in? No, I don't think so. I tried. It wouldn't work. What about utk? What's something you've only done once in your life?
Trey Kirby
Winter Olympics tie in curling. Oh, Went to curling one time.
Tas Melas
Oh, yeah.
Trey Kirby
Too much training. Too much training. Before they let you touch the rocks, I had to learn how to slide before I touch the rocks. I would love to go to a pickup curling. I'm sure those happen.
J. Skeets
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trey Kirby
Where you're just. Just, you know, just throwing stones left and right. I felt like we barely got to play a game.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
And it was tough.
J. Skeets
It's so difficult. It looks easy, I think, you know, if you have any sort of hand eye coordination, you're like, oh, this will be easy. It is not.
Trey Kirby
No.
J. Skeets
To get that weight right, to get.
Trey Kirby
The weight right, to get the curves. And then even simple things like when you're watching curling, these curlers are just gliding on the ice, one foot only, slipping on their pads. Long push offs.
J. Skeets
Did you fall?
Trey Kirby
I don't remember.
J. Skeets
Take a little tumble?
Trey Kirby
Yeah, I wasn't moving quick enough to be falling, probably, but I would like to go back.
Tas Melas
Super fun.
Trey Kirby
Yeah.
Tas Melas
Can't believe they have them here in Atlanta.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, it was. It was here. It wasn't in Toronto.
J. Skeets
It was here. Wow.
Trey Kirby
J.D.
J. Skeets
What'S something you've only done once?
Jamie
Camping with my family. Oh, I've been camping, you know, growing up and stuff.
Tas Melas
Stuff.
Jamie
But the four of us, we've just been camping once.
J. Skeets
Never again.
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J. Skeets
How old are the kids?
Jamie
Too young. Probably two.
Tas Melas
Young.
Jamie
Pushed it.
J. Skeets
Yeah.
Jamie
It was so much work.
J. Skeets
Right, right.
Jamie
You know, and it pissed down rain. And then after that, like, people are like, I don't want to go. I'm like, I'm totally fine with just.
J. Skeets
A bad first experience.
Jamie
It was a. Yeah. I mean, it was fine, but it's just like.
J. Skeets
Nah, see? Like a chore.
Tas Melas
Chore.
Jamie
This is so much just a chore.
J. Skeets
Yeah. But now you're like, you could have gone later in life. Yeah. Boys Are older. They could just do most.
Jamie
Yeah, exactly.
Tas Melas
Right.
Jamie
So. I don't know.
J. Skeets
You can invite Tass's electrician. You can help with the fire.
Tas Melas
Yeah, yeah.
Jamie
Well, he doesn't. He sounds incompetent.
Trey Kirby
How dare you.
Jamie
Oh, he's all looks.
Trey Kirby
Listen, I'll sizzle. No steak.
Jamie
That's right. That's right.
Tas Melas
It's not an H. I didn't call the H Vac guy.
J. Skeets
Why didn't you call the H Vac guy? I guess it's a fair question. He would have fixed it, no problem. But I didn't want that guy in my garage.
Tas Melas
Guess how much an H Vac guy would charge versus hot electrician guy for just for his time?
J. Skeets
I mean, I guess it's twice as much. Maybe. I don't know.
Tas Melas
I don't know. Probably three times as much. It's way more.
Jamie
Yeah, but.
Tas Melas
But he would have fixed the problem.
J. Skeets
But at least I gave 150 to a hot guy.
Jamie
Exactly.
Tas Melas
It was a Honda.
Jamie
Just a Honda.
J. Skeets
Well, I guess he just shook it.
Tas Melas
I said, I'll give you a massage for the other 50.
J. Skeets
All right. What a story. That's rapid fire. Not so rapid, but hopefully it was a classic. Or helped make a classic at least. Before we go, we have one founding member to shout out a late addition to the team. We found him, but he's on the squad nonetheless. Let's give it up for Jason B. Hey, thank you, Jason B. Substack founding member. Never too late to become one. Guys, link in the show notes to either be a founding member or to just be a paid subscriber. Or just a few free subscriber if you want as well. But paid subscribers get ad free episodes of this very show. Email to them every day. So that's a big perk right there for $5 a month, in my opinion.
Trey Kirby
Yeah, yeah, I agree. That's a great percent.
J. Skeets
Yeah, it's pretty. Pretty good deal. I mean, would you rather give a hundred dollars to a hot electrician that can't fix anything or. $50.
Tas Melas
Got a defendant for some reason.
Trey Kirby
We got to get in here to find fix something. Just like have the cameras running.
J. Skeets
The lights flickered yesterday during a show at some point. I don't know if anybody noticed.
Tas Melas
I just hit up our guy. He'll be back.
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J. Skeets
Just keep the cameras rolling, J.D. whatever you do. All right, thank you, Jason B. And thanks to everybody that is already a paid subscriber to our Substack page. We really appreciate that. Coming later today are links and Recommendations that we try and drop every week. So that'll be hitting your email inbox later today. So keep your eye out for that, okay? If you are a Traders fan, we got a new no Buffs episode coming up at 1pm Eastern today. Had a new trader in the mix. We're gonna break that down with Nora here in the classic factory in the classic castle, as we call it, for no Bus. So join us at 1. No bus has his own podcast feed and its own YouTube feed. Go check that out. And then, like I said already, we'll see you guys again here on the weekend. No, no, no, not that. All Star Saturday night watch party at 5pm Eastern, taking in all the events here as your second screen experience. Come watch us eat mellow mushroom pizza.
Trey Kirby
Scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for All Star Weekend?
J. Skeets
I am maybe as low as I've ever been.
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Which is crazy. You know, I love All Star Weekend and I still do, and I hope it shocks us, I guess is the best way to put it. But I am long, low, low expectations. I. I've said before. They. They got me last year. They did. They really got me.
Trey Kirby
It happens.
J. Skeets
They grinded me down and finally got to me. So I'm. I don't know. I maybe put me at a three.
Trey Kirby
Oh.
J. Skeets
Oh, okay. You're even lower.
Trey Kirby
No.
J. Skeets
Oh. Oh.
Trey Kirby
I was gonna say seven.
J. Skeets
Oh, I think I'm not, but you're. You're. You're making a good guess. You're making a good guess.
Trey Kirby
I'm judging it like an NBA dunk contest where the lowest you can go with six.
J. Skeets
Yeah, that's smart. Hey, you know what's fun? Our guy Bones, Brent Barry is going to be a judge in the dunk contest. And we had that scoop. Do you hear me, Shams? We had that. We sat on that because we respected our guy Bones and said, don't tell anyone this. We said, we got you, Bones. And see, now he can. He can trust us with more information moving forward.
Tas Melas
So.
J. Skeets
We should have tweeted it. Why didn't we tweet it? He wouldn't have cared.
Tas Melas
Who are the judges other than Brent?
J. Skeets
Dominique Wilkins, Brent Berry. I'm drawing a blank on the other ones. They're pretty good names. I think they're like Legends of the. Maybe.
Trey Kirby
Dwight Howard, Nate Robinson.
J. Skeets
There you go. There you go. Those are the four.
Trey Kirby
And then.
J. Skeets
Oh, and then we have a fifth that you could actually vote on. I saw either Drew, Ski Jesser, and. Sorry, one other lethal shooter.
Trey Kirby
And you could pick Tyler Tony. Dude, perfect.
J. Skeets
Oh, dude, perfect. The greatest athlete in the world. You could pick which one of those guys would be the member. Like the NBA member Id fifth judge. Remember we did that last year? They had a guy that's like a representative of the fan vote, I think. I think that's all they do. I don't think they actually vote. They're just there as a representative for us on our apps. Yeah. Okay.
Tas Melas
All right.
J. Skeets
I don't know who won the vote, but I'm saying you could literally vote on which of those.
Trey Kirby
Right. Yeah.
J. Skeets
I don't.
Trey Kirby
It's impossible to tell who won at this point. Stay tuned, man.
J. Skeets
Fanduel Odds on who won the vote to be the NBA member ID dunk contest judge. I'm gonna say, dude, perfect for no reason. Yeah.
Trey Kirby
Okay. I'll take Drewski.
J. Skeets
Okay. Okay.
Tas Melas
I think that's the right pick.
J. Skeets
You think Drew Ski?
Tas Melas
Yeah.
J. Skeets
Depends how much they really got out there and tried to whip up the votes. Like, did the dude perfect community come together for Tyler? What? Tyler, Are we talking about did they or not? We don't know. My level of interest just went from a three to a four to find out on Saturday night. Who's sitting in that chair? Drew Skier Tyler. Hope to see you guys on the weekend and again, 5pm eastern there when we'll be going live. Till then, Clipper Bros. You heard it here first. Have a great time. Turn up.
Trey Kirby
Love you guys. Awesome.
Tas Melas
Thanks for joining us. And remember, the content creators are at allstar Weekend because they surely burn an image into your brain. I voted for Drew Ski to be as one of the judges because he's. He's just. In my head, he's left a vestige. I've seen him so much. Right.
Trey Kirby
He's left a vestige.
Tas Melas
He has.
J. Skeets
Can't deny it. Yeah.
Tas Melas
You did it.
J. Skeets
Definitely. Tristan Jass hit a crazy court from the Concorde. A crazy shot from the concourse.
Trey Kirby
That's a far throw.
J. Skeets
It was a very far throw.
Tas Melas
Does it every year.
J. Skeets
And I go, he does it every year. He does it in every venue. And every time I watch it, and I go, I don't believe it.
Trey Kirby
You don't think that's not a one take wonder?
J. Skeets
Well, he's definitely not a one take Wonder, guys. No, no. I don't even know if it's real anymore. I can't trust anything.
Trey Kirby
That's a great point.
J. Skeets
Of course they could make that look real. It's a hell of a shot.
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Trey Kirby
I trust them. And I think lethal shooter never misses a jumper. I think that's all real.
J. Skeets
I I believe that one more for some reason. What a long drop. Podcast we'll see you guys for no buffs or we'll see you tomorrow for our watch party. Brace the day people.
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Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast Hosts: J. Skeets, Tas Melas, Trey Kirby, Jamie
Episode Overview:
This episode of No Dunks dives deep into two central themes: the NBA’s controversial fines against teams accused of “tanking” and bold predictions for NBA All-Star Weekend 2026. Skeets, Tas, and Trey react to news headlines, debate the league’s handling of tanking, break down recent game highlights, and have some classic No Dunks fun with rapid-fire questions and Worst of the Week. The episode maintains the hosts’ signature irreverent, basketball-nerd energy, packed with inside jokes, candid opinions, and friendly banter.
Key Points and Discussion:
The NBA fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 and the Indiana Pacers $100,000 for sitting healthy players, citing threats to the league’s integrity.
— "The NBA on Thursday night fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 and the Indiana Pacers $100,000...saying both teams sat healthy players in recent games while noting that the moves compromise its integrity.” (03:00)
Utah Jazz specifics:
Fairness and consistency:
Tanking as the never-ending debate:
NBA’s motivations:
Notable Quotes:
Memorable Segment:
Key Highlights:
LeBron James becomes oldest player with a triple-double:
“41 years and 44 days old with the 28, 12 and 10. Any of those games you want to talk about?” (24:08)
Thunder’s Nikola Topic makes debut, overcoming health setbacks (30:08)
Milwaukee Bucks trending up:
Other Notable Discussions:
Teams:
Picks:
Field: Carter Bryant, Jackson Hayes, Keyshot Johnson, Jace Richardson (young, not widely known players)
General low expectations: “This might be the weakest field we’ve ever seen. We have had some brutal ones, but this has to be it, right?” (50:08)
Picks:
On why Mac McClung isn’t in it:
Three teams: USA Stars (young Americans), USA Stripes (veterans/“old heads”), World (internationals)
Predictions:
Talk on player motivation:
App You Should Delete But Won’t:
Winter Olympics Favorite Moments:
Something You’ve Only Done Once:
Skeets on tanking: “I’m a little concerned that the league is going to go too extreme with trying to fix something that doesn’t actually need to be fixed. It’s a weird year, a lot of bad teams, loaded class—just a perfect storm.” (16:21)
Trey on rooting for losses: “It sucks to root for your team to lose...That’s the biggest issue to me.” (19:20)
Tas on All-Star MVP odds: “Donovan Mitchell...he can win it on Team International next year, since he’s gonna play for Team Panama eventually—as he said.” (60:01)
JD on Facebook's algorithm: “I got girls riding mechanical bulls for like a week straight. I was like, what is this? Okay, all right, moved on. And then it was like nothing but girls and mechanical bulls...” (85:00)
Classic No Dunks banter:
This episode is essential for NBA fans wanting sharp — and often hilarious — analysis of league controversies, especially the endless debate around tanking. The hosts’ All-Star event predictions are fun, with insider tidbits, jokes about red-hot rookies, and withering shade at this year’s uninspiring dunk contest lineup.
No Dunks’ personality shines in rapid-fire and off-topic segments that cover everything from Olympic moments to the weird side of Facebook algorithms. If you want to stay up to speed on NBA hot topics and get the No Dunks crew’s genuine, unfiltered takes, this is a classic listen.
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TL;DR:
NBA’s tanking crackdown, LeBron milestones, All-Star preview with detailed, witty predictions, and classic No Dunks fun. Perfect if you want news, laughs, and a little chaos—just like a true All-Star Weekend.