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Ep 133 Man Sticking By Hologram Wife's Side After Software Goes Down, Sperm Donor: "I'm More Than Just Semen," Educator Teaches Classes Drunk, Kindergartener Serves Jose Cuervo at Snack Time

May 13, 202201:01:10Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 133 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  Links to articles mentioned in this episode:Man mocks up hilarious fake RÉSUMÉ to apply to date his Hinge match - and she sets up 'interview' | Daily Mail OnlineSouth Carolina inmate picks firing squad over electric... | Daily Mail OnlineMI parents outraged after kindergartner brings bottle of Jose Cuervo and several kids DRINK it | Daily Mail OnlineMan Awarded $450K After Employer Ignores Request Not to Celebrate Birthday | ComplexArizona Man Arrested After Police Find Nearly 200 Dead Animals in Freezer | ComplexSan Jose Man Accused Of Setting Fire At Home Depot To Help Conceal His Shoplifting; Fire Seen From SpaceGrandmother and Mother Charged in 4-Year-Old’s Fatal Alcohol Poisoning | ComplexWoman, 21, arrested for 'drunkenly crashing her car' offered deputy 'SEXUAL FAVORS to let her go' | Daily Mail OnlineDeadly TikTok trend electrocutes two Wisconsin people to death | Daily Mail Online14-Year-Old Playing “Doorbell Ditch” Prank Gets Shot By HomeownerFictosexual Husband Says Hologram Wife No Longer Speaks To Him Driving A Wedge Between ThemWoman Allegedly Stabbed Husband to Death After Argument About His Coffee | ComplexSocial Media Sperm Donor Says Women Only Want Him For His SemenF**k Them Kids: Educator Arrested For Teaching Multiple Classes While Drunk & HighSt. Pete woman accused of using cat to batter girlfriend | WFLAFlorida Man Arrested For Using A Lost Us Nuke To Power His Home For More Than 27 Years, Is He Going To Jail?Florida man skipped bathroom breaks to set 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' viewing recordFlorida TSA Employee Fakes Burglary Report To Avoid Tardiness Trouble At WorkFlorida man punched by Mike Tyson on JetBlue plane is identified as a 36-year-old criminal | Daily Mail OnlineFlorida Dentist Arrested, Accused Of Hiring Hitmen To Kill His Sister's Ex-HusbandFlorida sheriff says he 'prefers' people shoot home invaders | Daily Mail OnlineCompetency evaluation filed for woman who ran naked through Aldi parking lot - Villages-News.comMan Ordered To Write 25-Page Essay On Pulse Nightclub Massacre After Defacing New Florida Pride MuralDUI driver found with hand grenade during Pasco County stop, troopers say | WFLAMan Swallows Diarrhea-Inducing Bacteria-Filled Drink As Part Of Paid Clinical Trial---Stay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 132 Bucks' Playoff Run, "Winning Time" vs "They Call Me Magic", Elon Musk Wants to "Put Cocaine Back In" Coke, Snickers Removes D Vein, Jizzle Meets Bucks Legend

May 3, 202201:45:23Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 132 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  Links to articles mentioned in this episode:Teacher comes under fire for asking black students to pick cotton and placing cuffs in class | Daily Mail OnlineMichigan Man Allegedly Left Nooses With Racist Messages To Black Lives Matter Supporters, ResidentsKyrie Calls Out Media Corporations in Series of Tweets | ComplexHarvard Announces $100 Million Endowment Fund To Acknowledge Its Role In American Slavery: 'Enslaved Men And Women Served Harvard Presidents...'Oklahoma Governor Signs Ban That Would Block People From Updating Their Gender Markers On State Birth Certificates, DocumentsGoogle goes woke! Search engine launches 'inclusive language' function | Daily Mail OnlineGoogle goes woke! Search engine launches 'inclusive language' function | Daily Mail OnlineTexas judge invites Disney World to move to Fort Bend County as Florida cuts rights of 'woke' firm | Daily Mail OnlineCalifornia Man Accused of Threatening Merriam-Webster Over Gender Identity | ComplexBoss posts furious job ad asking for 'baby boomers' after Gen Z staff quit | indy100White bride enters wedding reception walking black groom on a LEASH | Daily Mail OnlineFlorida releases four examples from the 54 math textbooks rejected for containing banned topics | Daily Mail OnlineUniversity Pays Professor $400,000 After Punishing Him For Not Using Transgender Student's Preferred PronounsFDA Proposes Ban On Menthol Cigarettes & Flavored CigarsKellogg's Allegedly Heading To Court Over New Regulations That Restrict The Promotion Of High-Sugar, Fat, Salt ProductsTropicana To Release Cereal Made For Orange Juice Instead Of MilkIllinois couple finds 63-year-old McDonald's wrappers hidden behind a wall | Daily Mail OnlineKFC Introducing Fried Chicken Bouquets for a Finger Lickin' Good Mother's DaySnickers Responds to Rumors That They're Removing the “D**k Vein” From Candy Bars: "The Vein Remains"Elon Musk jokes he's planning on snapping up Coca-Cola to return to formula that included cocaine | Daily Mail OnlinePoop pill could be the secret to crushing it at the gymLos Angeles-Based Medical Clinic To Pay $22.5 Million For Falsifying Hundreds Of COVID-19 Test ResultsDrake's Streaming Stats Highlight He's Outpacing Decades Of Music | HipHopDXFugitive drugs lord wanted in 200 countries is CAUGHT after model posts photo on Facebook | Daily Mail OnlineBiden Uses Clemency Powers For the First Time to Pardon 3 and Commute Sentences for 75Jimi Hendrix’s Penis Made Cynthia Plaster Caster Famous. But The Chicago Artist ‘First And Foremost … Was A Music Fan’19 Mind-Blowing Facts I Learned This WeekMegan Thee Stallion Comedy Series About Her Life Coming to NetflixDC Young Fly Claims Chris Tucker Will Return To "Friday" If DC Plays His Son [Video]‘Cooley High’ stars look back at ‘glorious experience’ of making an enduring Chicago favorite - Chicago Sun-TimesConvicted sex criminal Cuba Gooding Jr. to host stripper partyDiddy Set To Host and Executive Produce The 2022 Billboard Music AwardsThat's Baller: Katt Williams Buys $200k Apocalypse Hellfire TruckLas Vegas Raiders' Owner Says He'll Welcome Colin Kaepernick with "Open Arms"Las Vegas Raiders' Owner Says He'll Welcome Colin Kaepernick with "Open Arms"Dennis Rodman Once Said He, Michael Jordan, And Scottie Pippen Could Lock Up LeBron James: "LeBron Is So Easy To Play. He’s So F**king Easy To Play. He Doesn’t Have Any Moves." - Fadeaway WorldJerry West Is Willing to Take HBO to Supreme Court Over ‘Winning Time’ | ComplexJR Smith Crowned North Carolina A&T's Academic Athlete of the YearUtah Jazz Assistant Coach & Former NBA Pro Keyon Dooling Accused Of Defrauding League's Healthcare PlanRussell Westbrook Removes All Los Angeles Lakers Posts And Mentions From His Instagram: "He Is Done With The Lakers" - Fadeaway World“I lost my virgi*ity at age 4!”: When Wilt Chamberlain revealed details about his first ever se*ual experience - The SportsRushNFL Star Von Miller Sued in Revenge Porn Lawsuit404 Not Found<a href="https://www.tmz.com/2...

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Ep 131 Who Killed Slow Dancing, Jizzle DJs With The Box, Man Gets 90 C-19 Shots to Sell ID Cards, PPP Hitman Snitches On Himself

Apr 21, 202201:11:49Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 131 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  Links to this week's articles:Jussie Smollett Drops New Song After Jail Release, Addresses Court CaseFlorida Teen Dead After Friends Take Turns Shooting One Another With Body Armor OnFlorida woman placed boy in dryer, making him go ‘round and round,’ officials sayFlorida Personal Injury Attorney Charged With Four Counts of Attempted Murder After Mowing Down Pedestrians Because of ‘Voices’ in Her HeadJamaican Woman EXCUSED From Jury Duty: Told Judge 'I Need To Spend Time w/ Sugar Daddy'! - MTO NewsLarge alligator found in bedroom of newly built Florida home | Miami HeraldWoman Allegedly Lied About Being Related to Teen Who Died at Amusement Park | ComplexVideo Shows Alleged Florida Hitman Counting PPP Money He Received for Killing TSA Officer: “Another Day in the Office” [Video]Texas School District Will Move to a 4-Day Schedule Due to Shortage of TeachersTwo New Jersey Inmates Pregnant by Trans Inmate at State Prison for WomenCalifornia cops play copyrighted DISNEY songs during arrests in bid to stop videos going viral | Daily Mail OnlineTexas Man Attacked Roommate With A Stick After Argument About What Mosquitoes Look LikeA Company Is Offering To Pay Someone $20/Hour To Sit At Home And Watch Porn All Day | Barstool SportsTexas Middle Teacher Resigns After Putting Hand Sanitizer On Student's Hands And Lighting Them On Fire During Science Experiment; Student Suffers Third-Degree BurnsMomma bear with two cubs completely destroys and punches her way out of North Carolina family's car | Daily Mail OnlineStash of rifles, passports, visas and sham uniforms found in 'fake' DHS agents' DC apartment | Daily Mail OnlineMan Gets 90 COVID-19 Vaccination Shots Allegedly To Sell The Vaxx CardsCrazed woman attacks couple with Samurai SWORD after they 'refuse to have threesome' | Daily Mail OnlineSouthwest passenger arrested for masturbating 4 times during flightDead rapper's body propped up in club for 'disrespectful' viewingMan’s Penis Turns Black After He Injected It With Cocaine | ComplexWells Fargo Unveils New Credit Card Specifically for Paying Rent and People Are Not Here For ItBronx Man Nearly Loses Penis After Injecting It With CocaineGen Z has embraced ‘slow dating.’ Tinder’s CEO reveals what you need to know about the phenomenon—and why it’s become so popularStay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep.130 OGs Coming for LeBron, T.I. Does Comedy, Escort Has Advice for How to Keep Your Husband Happy

Apr 17, 202201:30:54Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 130 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  Stay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 129 Jizzle Rants About Bad Quarantine Habits, Singer Hospitalized for Holding in Farts Too Long, Background Checks Coming to Tinder

Mar 28, 202201:31:51Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 129 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  Stay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 128 Swizzle's Action Plan, Jizzle Petitions for Reparations From Exes, Cameron Diaz Gives Up Face Washing, Not Showering is the New Norm?

Mar 28, 202201:39:01Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 128 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  Stay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast LinksAtlanta VA Employee Being Investigated After Sharing Photo In A Bubble Bath While Working From HomeLGBTQIA+ Disney Workers Plan Walkouts Following Company's Response To Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' Bill: 'There Is Still More Work To Be Done'British Airways set to let male cabin crew wear 'man buns' and paint their nails | Daily Mail OnlineNC School Accused Of Holding Slave AuctionMississippi elementary school assistant principal is fired for reading 'I Need a New Butt' to kids | Daily Mail OnlineDr. Seuss’ Unseen Sketches to Be Edited By “Racially Diverse” Writers and ArtistsFirst Male Birth Control Pill Expected To Start Human Trials By The End of The YearCoronavirus Created A New Trend: Auto-FellatioMike Tyson Releasing Ear-Shaped Weed Gummies, ‘Mike Bites’Man Who Received Pig Heart Transplant Dies After Two MonthsCameron Diaz Claims She “Never” Washes Her Face: “I Literally Do Nothing”Van Leeuwen Pizza-Flavored Ice Cream is Coming to a Walmart Near YouLab-grown meat requires the blood of fetal cows, study shows | Daily Mail OnlinePersonal trainer dies from caffeine overdose after accidentally drinking the equivalent of 200 cups of coffee, reports sayStoli vodka announces rebrand | CNN BusinessSwizz Beatz and Timbaland Set to Release a “Verzuz” Documentary Produced By Lena WaitheInspector General Reveals 41 Sheriff Deputies Who Allegedly Belong To Gang-like GroupsJamaica Begins Process to Drop Queen Elizabeth as Head of StateAre you a 'dark empath'? Scientists reveal NEW 'most dangerous' personality typeOur ancestors DIDN'T grunt and grumble! Humans began communicating with each other via hand gestures | Daily Mail OnlineDonald Glover hires Malia Obama to write new Amazon show about a ‘Beyonce-type’ character | The IndependentVirtual Reality Entertainment Systems Are Coming To The Backseats Of CarsNY Broadway Theatre Will Be Renamed After James Earl JonesJames Harden Hangs With Travis Scott, Lil Baby After Blowout Loss To NetsKyrie Irving Makes History Naming Stepmom As His Agent, First Black Woman Representing An Active NBA PlayerAaron Rodgers reportedly has deals in place with the Broncos, Titans, and SteelersKevin Garnett Squashes Beef w/ Ray Allen During Jersey Retirement Ceremony | BossipTom Brady's 'Final' $500K TD Ball Now Worth $50K, Auction Expert SaysMagic Johnson in First Trailer for They Call Me Magic Docuseries | PEOPLE.comJoe Rogan Says 'The Hangover' Is The Last Great Comedy MovieInstagram Adds New Tagging Feature To Help Users Credit Black CreatorsOne Stop Shop: TikTok Launches Music Distribution Platform SoundOn | Global GrindThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 127 Stand Up Comedy Isn't Dead, Wisconsin's Cheese Degree, Man Gets Paid to be Homeless in SF

Mar 15, 202201:34:56Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 127 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  00:00 Intro15:15 New Edition Back Touring23:32 Will Smith New Comedy Series30:34 You Can Get a Cheese PHD in Wisconsin31:26 Flying Cars Are Here36:35 Homeless Man Living in Woman's Trunk for Days39:38 Marvin Gaye Impersonator Hired to Help Monkeys Make BabiesStay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 126 Jizzle Caught All in the Squall, Best White Rappers of All Time?, True Meaning of McDonald's Golden Arches

Mar 6, 202201:41:45Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 126 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  00:00 Intro02:00 Swizzle and Pops Music Update21:24 Jizzle Gets Caught in the Squall37:17 Sports News39:00 Best White Rappers of All Time?45:38 Kobe Inc Entering the Metaverse47:21 Dr J Executive Producing Rucker Park Documentary01:02:23 Did LeBron Ruin the Lakers?01:13:50 Entertainment News01:20:26 Pusha T and Drake Done Beefing01:23:15 Tyler Perry Has Competition in Atlanta01:25:24 Russian Vodka Cancelled01:26:19 True Meaning of McDonald's Golden Arches01:27:02 Biden's Crack Pipes and Sex Kits01:28:30 Taco Flavored Jelly BeansStay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 125 Flying Cars Finally Here, Fishy Box, Man Breaks in to Pet the🐱, Expanding Foam Doesn't Work in Bed, Fart in a Jar NFT, Teens Spending Real Money on Meta-Gucci

Feb 11, 202201:16:12Tap to summarize

Thank you for tuning into No Reason Podcast episode 125 with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde featuring Don Suave'.  00:00 Intro02:20 You Can Live On a Residential Cruise Ship 202411:55 Flying Cars Finally Here15:46 Woman Stuffs Dead Fish In Ex's Mailbox Daily21:09 Teens Dropping Meta-Bags on Virtual Gucci23:16 Teacher Puts Son in Trunk to Stop the Spread26:37 Husband Skips Wife's Arranged Orgy for Trip to Italy28:26 Cops Fired for Playing Pokemon Go Instead of Responding to Robbery29:10 Feds Sue Auto Repair Shop for Paying Former Employee in 91k Pennies33:33 NY Prisoners Get Covid Relief Stimmies34:14 Expanding Foam Doesn't Make You Last Longer in Bed38:13 Man Serves 20 Years for Twin's Crime, Doesn't Snitch44:37: Florida News44:46 Florida Man Faces Fed Time Steals Twin Brother's Identity for His VA Benefits46:09 Drunk Bride Passes Out and Nephew Poops On Dress54:53 Man Gets Arrested for Hanging from Traffic Light and Dropping Deuces on Cars57:19 Florida Man Breaks Into Wendy's to Grill a Burger58:44 Burglar Breaks Into Home to Pet Neighbor's 🐱01:03:52 90 Day Fiance Star Makes NFT Out of Her Farts in a Jar01:06:35 1-Year-Old Tests Possible for Marijuana, Meth, and Ecstasy01:07:12 Metaverse Assault VictimStay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at https://nolajcomedy.comTo support the podcast you may donate to Support this Podcast This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 124 Apple's New Woke Emojis, Snoop Doggs, Fat Joe's Sloppy Joe, Elmo Issues Apology for Snapping on a Rock, No More Stilettos on Green M&Ms

Feb 6, 202201:33:58Tap to summarize

No Reason Podcast with Nola J. aka Chocolate Blonde. No Reason Stories.00:00 Intro03:10 January Update (It's been a minute!!)14:20 Swizzle in the Studio With Pops25:42 iPhone's 37 New Woke Emojis32:18 Washington Football Team's New Name37:57 NBA News, Trade Updates, and Projected Player Awards55:43 Bill Cosby Missed in Prison, Former Cellmates Miss Their Guru57:13 Valentines Day Verzuz, Announce New Shareholders01:03:29 Healthy Living01:06:11 Skin Experts Says Stop Cleaning Your Face So Much01:06:59 Anti-Vaxx Leader Pushing Pee As Cure for C1901:07:44 Semen is Cheap Alternative to Expensive Skin Products01:12:57 Elmo Apologizes After Snapping On a Rock Over Oatmeal Raisin Cookie01:22:58 Replacing Heels With Sneakers Reflect Empowerment on Green M&Ms??01:27:13 Trap Music Therapy for Mental HealthStay up to date with No Reason Stories, Nola J show dates, and more at nolajcomedy.comThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacyPodcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

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Ep 133 Man Sticking By Hologram Wife's Side After Software Goes Down, Sperm Donor: "I'm More Than Just Semen," Educator Teaches Classes Drunk, Kindergartener Serves Jose Cuervo at Snack Time

Ep 132 Bucks' Playoff Run, "Winning Time" vs "They Call Me Magic", Elon Musk Wants to "Put Cocaine Back In" Coke, Snickers Removes D Vein, Jizzle Meets Bucks Legend

Ep 131 Who Killed Slow Dancing, Jizzle DJs With The Box, Man Gets 90 C-19 Shots to Sell ID Cards, PPP Hitman Snitches On Himself

Ep.130 OGs Coming for LeBron, T.I. Does Comedy, Escort Has Advice for How to Keep Your Husband Happy

Ep 129 Jizzle Rants About Bad Quarantine Habits, Singer Hospitalized for Holding in Farts Too Long, Background Checks Coming to Tinder

Ep 128 Swizzle's Action Plan, Jizzle Petitions for Reparations From Exes, Cameron Diaz Gives Up Face Washing, Not Showering is the New Norm?

Ep 127 Stand Up Comedy Isn't Dead, Wisconsin's Cheese Degree, Man Gets Paid to be Homeless in SF

Ep 126 Jizzle Caught All in the Squall, Best White Rappers of All Time?, True Meaning of McDonald's Golden Arches

Ep 125 Flying Cars Finally Here, Fishy Box, Man Breaks in to Pet the🐱, Expanding Foam Doesn't Work in Bed, Fart in a Jar NFT, Teens Spending Real Money on Meta-Gucci

Ep 124 Apple's New Woke Emojis, Snoop Doggs, Fat Joe's Sloppy Joe, Elmo Issues Apology for Snapping on a Rock, No More Stilettos on Green M&Ms