Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance | Ep. 42

Summary

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Episode Overview

Podcast: Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Episode: #42 – “Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance”
Date: October 30, 2025
Theme/Purpose:
This special Halloween episode is a lively, candid conversation between Kylie Kelce and her husband, retired NFL player Jason Kelce. Together, they dive into the chaos of family life during spooky season, debate couples costumes, share parenting misadventures, respond to fan questions, and tackle a (competitive and comedic) pop culture trivia showdown. The episode oozes their signature humor, mutual ribbing, and unapologetic authenticity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kylie’s Podcast Expands: Announcement of FAFO Series

Timestamp: [02:13]–[03:16]

• Kylie announces “Around & Find Out” (also called FAFO), an exclusive YouTube series accompanying the podcast, where Kylie investigates things she’s not an expert in and just “go for it.”
• “We’re just there to go for it. Around and find out!” – Kylie ([02:59])
• Jason is expected to participate in future FAFO adventures.

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2. Family Resemblance & Evolutionary Theories

Timestamp: [03:44]–[05:15]

• The Kelces read a fan comment about their baby, Finn, resembling Kylie, sparking a debate on which child resembles which parent.
• Jason shares a theory: “Supposedly, due to evolution, babies do look more like their dads so that they know to claim them… so they don’t become deadbeat dads.” ([04:42])
• Kylie: “Ellie, from the moment she came out, looked just like your baby face in the baby picture when you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record.” ([05:01])

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3. Couples & Family Halloween Costumes

Timestamp: [05:14]–[08:41]

• Jason is self-admittedly not a costumes guy but goes along for the family: “I’ll do the costumes because I like being a part of the family.” ([06:22])
• The Kelce kids, obsessed with Frozen, drive the family theme (multiple Elsas, Annas, Kristoff, Olaf, and debate over who will be Sven).
• Kylie jokingly laments: “We should be six Elsas, and honestly, that would be hilarious. It would have been so funny. You’re no fun.” ([07:43])

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4. Halloween Candy Heist & Preferences

Timestamp: [08:41]–[10:32]

• They confess to stealing their kids’ Reese’s, full-size bars, and nostalgic candies (bottle caps, Smarties).
• Jason: “If there’s bottle caps, I’ll eat those… Anyone that I haven’t seen since I was, like, a kid, I’m gonna steal it for sure and try and eat it.” ([10:14])
• Amicable division: “It helps us in these situations. I’ll eat your Almond Joys and your Mounds…” – Kylie ([09:14])

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5. Doom Scroll of the Week & ‘Bird Theory’ in Marriage

Timestamp: [10:36]–[14:01]

• Kylie explains “doom scrolling” as mindless scrolling at night and introduces “bird theory” – a relationship test about showing interest in small joys.
• Bird theory parallels: “If you put a phone in front of my face and tell me to watch something, I don’t really have a choice.” – Jason ([12:02])
• They playfully discuss whether bird feeders are healthy and dabble in bird-related terminology, eventually nailing “ornithologists” with listener help.

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6. Dressing Up as the Kelces for Halloween

Timestamp: [14:01]–[16:31]

• Viral TikTokers recommend a “Princess Kylie” costume.
• Jason’s DIY Kylie costume: “Leggings or sweatpants, some type of hoodie. If you haven’t put in your contacts, glasses. Maybe a baseball hat.”
• Favorite fan costumes: Babies dressed as Mama Kelce and couples where the woman is Andy Reid (Big Red). “Do I enjoy people dressing up as us? No. But do I enjoy people dressing up as Big Red? Yes.” – Jason ([17:31])

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7. Favorite Childhood Halloween Costumes

Timestamp: [20:03]–[22:21]

• Jason nostalgically recalls being Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mario & Luigi with brother Travis: “I talked him into it very much so.” ([20:28])
• Kylie fondly remembers a unique Tasmanian Devil costume, even if it was unpopular with her 4th-grade peers.

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8. Parenting, Trick-or-Treating Ages, and Toddler Honesty

Timestamp: [22:21]–[25:13]

• Debate over whether babies should go trick-or-treating: “Yes, dress the baby up. Yes, take the baby around. But like, are we accepting candy?” ([23:12])
• Jason’s family rule: “Once you hit 13, you’re officially out of trick or treating.” ([25:17])

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9. Ongoing Cat Negotiations

Timestamp: [26:11]–[27:36]

• Kylie remains determined: “Maybe in the next couple years.”
• Jason’s compromise: only an “outdoor/working cat,” not in the house.
• “Once it crosses that barrier into the house, it’s starting to gray some lines.” – Jason ([27:20])

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10. Viral Jason Moments & Family Fame

Timestamp: [30:42]–[32:44]

• Viral moments recapped: Shirtless at Bills game, dancing in the velour sweatsuit, mummer suit at Super Bowl, Speedo at Super Bowl, live shows.
• Kylie’s pick: “Dancing in the velour sweatsuit… It just has hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that’s just… very good.” ([32:25])

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11. Uncle Travis Babysitting Update

Timestamp: [32:47]–[34:26]

• Kylie now trusts Travis with three or even four kids for a brief period (“maybe two hours”), especially as the older ones are vocal about their needs.

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12. Jason’s Bikini Wax and the “Butt Strip”

Timestamp: [34:46]–[35:13]

• Follow-up: Jason never went back for bikini wax “maintenance.”
• Kylie: “You half-assed it. Pun intended.”
• Jason: “It’s a whole forest of Japanese maples.” ([34:52])

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13. The Infamous Vacuum Story

Timestamp: [35:23]–[38:34]

• Hilarious tale of Jason being oblivious to a vacuum in his apartment for months. “He walked past it every single day of his life, in and out of his bedroom… and didn’t know that there was a vacuum.” – Kylie ([38:22])

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14. Parenting: Cursing Kids & Discipline

Timestamp: [28:39]–[30:31]

• Advice: immediate, calm consequence (“timeout, take away toys”), no big reactions to swearing.
• “Look at me. Stop what you’re doing right now.” – Jason ([30:09])

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15. Pop Culture Trivia-Off: The Rematch

Timestamp: [40:10]–[52:29]

• They compete in a five-question pop culture trivia battle, wagering dollars.
• Notable squabbles over Queen Emma’s (writer/producer) sabotage questions.
• Lots of playful bickering and hilarious misinterpretations (e.g., Sabrina Carpenter mistakenly called a hip-hop artist).

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16. Candy Corn Taste Test

Timestamp: [53:22]–[58:15]

• Kylie and Jason sample and rate several types of candy corn: original, mellow cream pumpkins, salted peanuts/candy corn, caramel apple, blackberry.
• Jason: “Candy corn is just sugar wax.” ([53:44]), rates most variations poorly.
• Kylie: “I’m way ‘tis the season; I’m going to eat it.” ([54:18])
• Blackberry flavor prompts unified horror: “That tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop. … I’m nearly convinced that’s not candy. That’s soap.” – Kylie ([57:31])

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17. Bonus: Pizza Opinions

Timestamp: [58:48]–[60:24]

• Jason slams Philly pizza: “Philly pizza’s atrocious, which is shocking with the amount of Italians in the city that they didn’t figure out pizza.” ([58:48])
• Hilarious story of Travis devouring an entire 48-slice Bearcat pizza in Cincinnati, only to throw up later.

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18. Gen Z Slang and Halloween Hand Gestures

Timestamp: [61:39]–[61:51]

• Kylie references the “six, seven” hand gesture and banters with Jason about “big balls” vs. “big tits.”
• “I gotta go lower. The balls aren’t up there. These are big tits.” – Jason ([61:45])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Not gonna lie. On my way to the studio today, I looked at myself and thought, do other people dress up to shoot podcasts? I don’t.” – Kylie ([00:00])
• “I think Japanese maples look great… They get the job done.” – Jason, on their running ‘Japanese maple’ inside joke ([00:59])
• “You half-assed it. You should have got your ass waxed, your ass crack. Be real.” – Kylie about Jason’s bikini wax ([34:48])
• “He walked past it every single day of his life… and didn’t know that there was a vacuum.” – Kylie ([38:22])
• “Candy corn is just sugar wax.” – Jason ([53:44])
• “That tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop. I’m nearly convinced that’s not candy. That’s soap.” – Kylie ([57:31])
• “Philly pizza’s atrocious… which is shocking with the amount of Italians in the city that they didn’t figure out pizza.” – Jason ([58:48])
• “This is big balls.” – Kylie ([61:43])
• “No, these are big tits.” – Jason ([61:45])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |---|---| | FAFO Series announcement | [02:13]–[03:16] | | Family resemblance / Evolution | [03:44]–[05:15] | | Couples/family costumes & Frozen debate | [05:14]–[08:41] | | Halloween candy preferences | [08:41]–[10:32] | | Doom scrolling & bird theory | [10:36]–[14:01] | | Fan costumes & viral Kelce moments | [14:01]–[17:44], [30:42]–[32:44] | | Favorite childhood costumes | [20:03]–[22:21] | | Parenting/trick-or-treating ages | [22:21]–[25:17] | | Cat compromise | [26:11]–[27:36] | | Bikini wax saga | [34:46]–[35:13] | | The Vacuum Story | [35:23]–[38:34] | | Pop culture trivia battle | [40:10]–[52:29] | | Candy corn taste test | [53:22]–[58:15] | | Opinions on pizza | [58:48]–[60:24] | | Hand gesture debate | [61:39]–[61:51] |

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Tone and Style

The episode maintains Kylie and Jason’s relatable, authentic banter—playful teasing, comedic storytelling, and direct, sometimes irreverent language. They reveal the funny and unvarnished realities of parenting, family fame, and their dynamic as a couple, with plenty of pop-culture references, callbacks to fan-favorite moments, and little tolerance for pretense or sugar-coating.

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Conclusion

This Halloween edition of Not Gonna Lie is a delightful, unfiltered glimpse into the Kelce family’s life. Mixing sharp-witted commentary, parenting confessions, marriage quirks, and pop culture antics, Kylie and Jason keep the energy high and the laughs frequent—making the episode perfect for fans of both Halloween and wholesome, hilarious family chaos.

Transcript

[A]

Not gonna lie. On my way to the studio today, I looked at myself and thought, do other people dress up to shoot podcasts? I don't. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome back to a very special, very spooky, very scruffy episode of not gonna Lie.

[B]

Scruffy.

[A]

You A Wave original. Would you stop? This is why it takes him four hours. I swear to God. A wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite Halloween candy is Twix, but the fun size are not fun size, so I don't enjoy watching scary movies. I do not need any additional jump scares in my life and I have four children with this Japanese maple sitting next to me.

[B]

I wish the running with that joke is.

[A]

I don't know. How do you feel about it?

[B]

I feel good about it.

[A]

You do?

[B]

I think Japanese maples look great.

[A]

They're beautiful trees. They are ornamental.

[B]

They are. They get the job done.

[A]

They do. Nice. Okay, well, I guess I should intro you. He's the co host of the other podcast, My favorite bearded being. And there are many to choose from. A future hall of famer for his NFL career and his outstanding work as a dad. And of course, he's my husband, Jason. Welcome back to not gonna Lie.

[B]

Thank you, Kyle. Thanks for having me.

[A]

I feel like I'm pointing a boat at you.

[B]

It kind of looks. Looks a little.

[A]

You're gonna have to bleep that, Brad. Can you see his face? I still have not gotten eyes on this. Can you see his face?

[B]

I mean, I can see it.

[A]

Okay, coming up on today's Halloween special, we're gonna start off by getting honest about some couples costumes. Then we're gonna get a ton of the real Ones questions. And I'd be shocked if there wasn't a cat question in the mix.

[B]

That question always.

[A]

There always are. Cuz we asked the real Ones what their questions were. So these are actual fan questions for you.

[B]

Oh, perfect.

[A]

And since the real Ones enjoyed it so much last time, we're going to do a rematch of the pop culture trivia, the battle for who knows the least. You won last time by one.

[B]

Did I?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Not nice. But first, let's get into this week's NGL announcements. This is a big one, guys. For reasons I cannot comprehend, since I started this show, you have demanded more. More minutes, more clips, more behind the scenes, more episodes. It's. I don't know why you keep doing that, but I did hear you. So I'm excited to announce that I'm starting another brand new series exclusively on YouTube called you guessed it, around and find out, aka Fafo. It's literally we go out, we find someone to around with and we find out about things that they may be an expert on and.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

We're just there to go for it. Around and find out.

[B]

Sounds fun.

[A]

And you are due to come around with us.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Like a. Like a nice little tease. This is in addition to the pod. I'm not quitting the pod. We'll still be here and then we'll fuck around and find out on other times. Once a month for you guys.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

The first episode comes out this coming Tuesday, November 4th, right on our NGL YouTube channel. Also follow us on all socials at NGL with Kylie. We'll be announcing more details on Monday. You know, the day of more shit. Next up, our real one comment of the week. And it looks like the Internet has decided. I finally got one real one. TS Crazier wrote, kylie finally brought the jeans for Kylie. And Jason replied.

[B]

Oh, it's already in there. Nice.

[A]

What'd you say? I see what you did there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that what you said?

[B]

Yeah. I forgot.

[A]

You answered.

[B]

Yeah. It's a funny pun on the word jeans.

[A]

It was very funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you agree with this? They're trying to say Finn looks like me.

[B]

I'm aware. Yeah, I know what they're saying. I think she looks very similar to the way Ellie looked as a baby, but with darker hair. So she has more facial features that resemble you than Benny and Wyatt did.

[A]

That's fair. I'll take that.

[B]

Yeah. But we'll see how they evolve.

[A]

Because which of the girls do you think most looks most like you?

[B]

I think Wyatt, probably.

[A]

I agree with that. I think just seeing your baby pictures next to Wyatt's baby pictures are kind of uncanny.

[B]

Yeah. So supposedly, due to, like, evolution, babies do look more like their dads.

[A]

So that they know to claim them.

[B]

Yeah. So that they don't become deadbeat dads. Ellie looked like you. Ellie, from the moment she came out, looked just like your baby face in the baby picture when you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record.

[A]

I was. I was cute.

[B]

She's a big baby. But Ellie's face looked just like yours. Finn looks less like that.

[A]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

But she still looks.

[A]

She has Wyatt's eyes.

[B]

I can't tell.

[A]

All right, moving on. Let's get honest about Halloween, starting with couples costumes. Jason, how do you feel about couples costumes?

[B]

What? What are couples like? What we're doing right now?

[A]

No, this is not a couple's costume. I would say that this is a family costume because we have been influenced by our children to partake in this particular theme.

[B]

So what's a couple's costume?

[A]

A couple's costume would be like salt and pepper.

[B]

What's like the shakers?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Salt and pepper shakers. I don't know if you're talking about the band. I don't. I'm sorry.

[A]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't say salt and peppa. I said salt and pepper.

[B]

All right. What do I think of couples costumes?

[A]

What do you think of couples costumes?

[B]

I don't know. I. I think it depends on what the couple's costume is.

[A]

Okay. Are there couples costumes that you would ever want to do?

[B]

I'm not a big costumes guy.

[A]

He's the reason we're wearing costumes. I want to make that abundantly clear.

[B]

Well, you said it was a Halloween episode.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, I was fine rolling up in some leggings and a T shirt.

[B]

I. Who bought these costumes?

[A]

Me.

[B]

Yeah, I don't. I. I'll do the costumes because I like being a part of the family and unth. Like being a part of the family.

[A]

Jesus, Jason.

[B]

I don't know. Couples costumes. I. I think some couples costumes are great.

[A]

Queen Emma did ask me if we have ever done one. I don't think we have. I don't think either of us are, like, into Halloween enough to do it.

[B]

I. Yeah, no, I agree with that.

[A]

I will say Amber and Rob, they did Shrek and Fiona years ago. It was great.

[B]

I got Halloween, Ed. Kelsey got Halloween out of us quick.

[A]

We're gonna get to that.

[B]

Yeah, we stopped trick or treating early in middle school.

[A]

Yeah, we're coming back to that. We're coming back to that because I said that to Queen Emma. What final costumes did we land on this year? Do you know what's happening?

[B]

Well, I know that for a while, two of them were gonna be Elsa, two of them are gonna be Anna, and now all of them are being Elsa.

[A]

Is that what Ellie told you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's lying. She told me the other day that she wanted to go back to being Anna because she has her braids.

[B]

Well, then I guess Ellie's being honest.

[A]

She's duping us.

[B]

I've been told that all of them want to be Elsa now.

[A]

That sucks, because Finn only has an on address, you know, because she doesn't actually have an opinion yet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We had a comment last week on the pod that when I Said that we had two Anna's and two Elsa's. But maybe three Elsas. They said we should be six Elsas and honestly that would be hilarious. It would have been so funny. You're no fun. You guys. Not costume guy on Halloween. That would have been so funny though.

[B]

It would be funny.

[A]

Yep. Maybe we could get Big Ed. He would be a 6. El.

[B]

He would do it.

[A]

He. He would. He would so do it. I'm Olaf.

[B]

I'm Kristoff.

[A]

And the girls are pissed that there's no Sven.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it might be the dog. The dog might have to be. She might need antlers.

[B]

She should. She should be Sven.

[A]

I feel like it makes the most sense. She's nearly Sven sized. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. We'll all find out together.

[B]

She'll probably try and eat your carrot too. So it'll probably play in.

[A]

Well, probably. That'd be so cute. We should try. Okay. What candy do we steal from their trick or treating Reese's. Any full size bars?

[B]

Not any. They got like an Almond Joy in there. I'm not eating that trash.

[A]

I'm stealing that.

[B]

I. I do not like Almond Joy. Most coconut flavored things. I do not like.

[A]

I love.

[B]

I like coconut. Like coconut. Artificial flavoring.

[A]

It's not artificial. There's literally shreds of coconut in it.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I like it. That's okay. This is where we compliment each other. I have this whole theory about dessert. We compliment each other on dessert. It. It helps us in these situations. I'll eat your Almond Joys and your mountains. I like Reese's stuck in his th.

[B]

Rees. I'll eat for sure. Any of like the old school Halloween candy that like you'd never see outside of Halloween. Like bottle caps. Like if there's bottle caps, I'll eat those. Trying to think. It's been a while since I've had like the.

[A]

How are you gonna say bottle caps? And the last time we sat ourselves in the studio you went off about chalky candy. I don't and disrespected this studio. The I heart you is still on the wall. We're gonna insert a photo of it right here. It has not left. You wrote that with a candy heart because you're bitching about how they're chalky. And now you're going to be out here saying bottle caps. That's the equivalent of saying Necco wafers.

[B]

No neck of wafers are trash. Bottle caps are much better than Necco waivers. But a part of it's not even about the taste of it. It's just like, I'm gonna do this nostalgic thing. Yeah. I'll eat Smarties. Anyone that I haven't seen since I was, like, a kid, I'm gonna steal it for sure and try and eat it.

[A]

And that's it for can I be honest about Halloween. Next up, doom scroll the week.

[B]

What is doom scrolling?

[A]

Doom scroll is what I do at night in bed when I just.

[B]

So it's just scrolling.

[A]

It's just scrolling. But, like, so you can turn your brain off and you just. That's when I'm, like, giggling to myself. And then occasionally I go, watch this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sometimes Jason is we. Sometimes we code doom scroll him. Not by choice. It's not by choice. Every single time he. He. Have you heard of the bird theory? This is far off track. You've not heard of the bird theory?

[B]

No, I don't think so.

[A]

Okay, so the theory is, if I were to say to you. Which this is actually oddly applicable to our marriage, okay. If I were to say to you, oh, my gosh, Jason, come look at this bird, and you were like, not right now, or, like, didn't answer me, then you fail the bird theory.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And if you're like, oh, what bird is it? And you, like, come over and you, like, show interest in something that I'm clearly excited about, probably a little unnecessarily, but excited about nonetheless, then you pass the bird theory.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Doom scrolling to me is now, like, the equivalent of the bird theory. Because I'll scroll and I'll start laughing. And then I'm like, oh, you gotta see this. And you're always like, okay, yeah. And you check it out, and I feel like that's you passing the bird theory. To be like, oh, Kylie thought this clip was funny. Maybe we all think it's funny. To be fair, it's a 50, 50 shot of whether or not he thinks the Tik tok that I think is funny is funny. Would you say that's accurate?

[B]

I think most of the time they're funny, sometimes they're not. But most of the time, there feel like bird theory, though that's a bigger lift. If you put a phone in front of my face and tell me to watch something, I don't really have a choice. But if you're like, oh, look at this bird. If you're in another room test and you're like, hey, there's a bird outside. I want you to see him, we're.

[A]

Going to test him on the Bird theory this week.

[B]

That's fine. To be fair, I like seeing birds.

[A]

I was going to say, to be fair, he has been a victim of me filling the bird feeder and then regularly being like, jason, there's a cardinal Jason. You have to see this enormous blue jay. And he's like, I don't think it's.

[B]

Good for the birds. I think we're like, no, shh, don't. For all you bird activists out there.

[A]

Or not aviators or whatever you call yourselves or no, the. Or I don't know, it's. There's a word.

[B]

Aviaries.

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Aviators.

[A]

Thank you ornithologists.

[B]

For all you ornithologists out there. Is having a bird feeder and feeding them like a bunch of like feed, feed. Is that healthy for them? It can't be good for them.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Are you just fattening up the birds?

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

It'd be like putting a bunch of candy in like a dish and giving it to a bunch of kids.

[A]

Okay. For this week's doom scroll, Tiktoker Red headed Dakota shared some last minute Philly Halloween costumes and number one on her list is interesting. Queen Emma says roll that clip. Queen Emma, if you need a last minute Halloween costume, here are 10 Philly. Philly sports related things that you probably can use. Things from your closet already. If you want to use your Kelsey jersey in a creative way, you could be Philly's Princess Kylie. Wear a little tiara, wear a Kelsey jersey. A mini skirt and some heels. A mini skirt.

[B]

You are a mini skirt person.

[A]

When I don't know where.

[B]

I don't think I've ever seen you wear a mini skirt. I wouldn't mind it though.

[A]

No. I can't believe that mini. I appreciate the Queen Emerald in the rundown. She nailed it, right? Question mark. Lol. Jason, what would actually come in the Kylie Halloween costume?

[B]

What would actually come in the Kylie Halloween costume?

[A]

First of all, let's start. Let's start where we need to begin.

[B]

Are we doing the Princess Kyana Halloween costume or just a standard Kylie costume?

[A]

Whichever you'd prefer.

[B]

Well, the Princess Kyana costume has to have the Princess Diana jacket.

[A]

True.

[B]

Yeah. It's not even a jersey.

[A]

Can I just, can I before you, before you really? Before you give us both of those options, I just need to say no one should beat me for Halloween. That's. You're. That's a ridiculous costume and you need to cut that out. Go ahead now tell them how to not do it.

[B]

If you wanted to dress like Kylie, that's what they're asking.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Leggings or sweatpants? Some type of hoodie.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you haven't put in your contacts. Glasses.

[A]

Perfect.

[B]

Maybe a baseball hat. It's pretty much it.

[A]

Nailed it. Look like a slob. Maybe wear glasses and then you're good. That's it. There you go. That's how you do it. The essentials for a Jason Halloween costume. Yours is so easy because so many people have your jersey. That's a dead giveaway. I've seen a lot of women dress up as you and they get a piece of felt, and it's real simple. Just cut out a beard. I do think that if you're going to try to do the Jason beard, that you should acknowledge his touch of gray that's happening on either side, the whites. And obviously flip flops. How do you feel about people dressing up as us for Halloween in general? Oh, he's the worst person to pick for a Halloween episode. He's like, I don't even like Halloween this. I thought you guys were gonna feed me candy. And then he got here and we're not even gonna feed him candy.

[B]

I like people doing it in a making fun of us kind of way. I always like that.

[A]

Yeah, I'm in on that.

[B]

I get enjoyment out of tweets or videos that are funny.

[A]

I feel like if you're gonna do a couple's costume of us at this point, since we have four kids, you're gonna need to have baby dolls with you. Like, the part of the joke should be like, they just keep having kids, you know?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Do you have a favorite Kelsey family costume that you've ever seen? Oh, gosh, I have one. I literally just saw it this morning.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

It was a gentleman who was talking about how embarrassed he was that his wife bought him a Travis costume to wear.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And so he had, like, 87. He's wearing a chief's jersey and shoulder pads and. And football pants. The best part is, is that he says, but then I saw who my wife was dressing as for our couple's costume, and I was okay with it. And he pans to the back seat of the car.

[B]

She's a full sequence better. Okay.

[A]

Because that's what you expect.

[B]

That's what I was thinking. Yeah.

[A]

Big Red.

[B]

Andy.

[A]

It's big Red. Listen, in the back of the. It was. I was. That caught me off guard, and I liked it.

[B]

If there's. I mean, you talk about, do I enjoy people dressing up as us? No. But do I enjoy people dressing up as Big red. Yes.

[A]

And it was. And it was the woman of the couple.

[B]

I mean it seemed.

[A]

It was so good I laughed out loud.

[B]

I saw one today actually, that I know you would like. There was a woman that walked into a bar dressed like the Lorax.

[A]

You know people are doing that for like bachelorette trips. Like all of the bridesmaids are dressing up as the Lorax and they're going out to the bar. Is that what you saw?

[B]

Maybe that's what it was.

[A]

It's so good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cuz all you need is the orange bodysuit and a mustache.

[B]

Yeah, she did a great job. She looked really good.

[A]

And you put a pillow in there for the belly. It's very good.

[B]

Yeah. Women with a mustache, really or be. And even women with facial hair is like a costume.

[A]

It's a funny costume.

[B]

It looks good. Yeah, it's funny.

[A]

I will say the other one you have like we have to acknowledge is the baby that was dressed up as your mom.

[B]

Oh yeah. That was a very good one.

[A]

It was so cute.

[B]

That was very good.

[A]

It was such a good costume.

[B]

Yeah. 10 out of 10.

[A]

Yeah. Well done. That does it for Doom scroll of the week. Next up, we're going to answer a bunch of real Ones Ask Me Some Things questions. But first, a moment for the Toyota Sienna. The real ones are well aware that I can't stand the fact that I love my Toyota Sienna. I specifically can't stand the fact that I love the vacuum. How far the seats move, how convenient it is to get in and out of the 18 cup holders. The list goes on and on. And now that I've officially made my big announcement about my new series fafo, I seriously have never related to Toyota's let's go Places tagline more. We're literally going places in the Sienna. With the help of Toyota and my Sienna, I'm literally going places. And I can't wait for the real ones to see all the cool episodes we have in store. In the meantime, if you already have a Sienna, I'm so glad we all have the vacuum for the costume glitter and candy wrappers we'll be dealing with this weekend. And if you've been thinking about the minivan life, give it a shot. You can also learn more about the Toyota sienna by visiting toyota.combackslash sienna. And we're back right where you left us. Let's get right into a special Halloween edition of Ask Me Some Things because Ask Me Anything was far too open ended for some of you. Okay, Ask Me Some Things is Brought to you by Sky Skittles. Taste the rainbow. First question from Texas Aggie. Mom 10 question for Kylie and Jason next week. What was your favorite costume you wore as a child for Halloween?

[B]

Oh, I remember getting real jazzed for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume one time. I think both of both Travis and I were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that year.

[A]

I think that's actually adorable.

[B]

Yeah. And then we both dressed as Mario and Luigi one year in high school.

[A]

I remember seeing the pictures of.

[B]

Travis was not as excited about it. No, no.

[A]

He didn't want to be Luigi.

[B]

I mean, in the picture, it's very obvious who's excited about it and who's not. I talked him into it very much so.

[A]

I still remember one year we went to the store early and it was not a Halloween store. I don't remember what store it was, but we picked up a costume for me because I got so excited about it. It Tasmanian Devil from, like, cartoons.

[B]

Very good. That's a great one.

[A]

But it was like this. But, like, had structure to it and.

[B]

Was make it look like you were spinning.

[A]

Well, it was just like a jumpsuit of, like, a fuzzy jumpsuit. And that's all fine and good, but when I went to school, people were like, you picked that? I'm pretty sure I was in, like, fourth grade.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And as a girl, that was not apparently an acceptable choice to other people. I was jazzed about. I was very excited about.

[B]

I think it's great. Tasmanian Devil's a solid cartoon character.

[A]

It was great to me until I got feedback from my peers and then I was like, cool, I'm good. Did you ever make any?

[B]

Maybe one year we made one. Oh, one year. My dad had, you know those, like, masks that are like rubber, that are actually, like, terrifying?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My dad had one that was like a pig and it was just like the head. And it was like the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Still to this day. Like, it was terrifying. He would put it on and scare the shit out of us at times. I think I wore that one year, but it just reminded me that I want to get a mask like that and scare our kids while I can.

[A]

It's not even that difficult. You don't even have to. You. You could literally. You could get a stuffed dinosaur and do it.

[B]

I could half ass it for sure. Yeah. I mean, I could just come around a corner. But full commit on, like, one of those silicone, like, gnarly ones.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah, we'll do it.

[A]

I'm intercepting the only downside they do. I'm intercepting every package that comes to our house. It's not going to be hard. Okay, Next, From Rachel Edelman, 21. My husband doesn't think we should trick or treat with our seven month old. Is it too early? I mean, everyone wants to see a baby dressed up for Halloween, right? Oh, Rachel, I want to be a girls girl so badly right now. I want to be a girl's girl. So, so, so lay. I think it's too early. I think we should not be taking a seven month old trick or treating. Why do you think? To be clear. Yes. Okay, let me rephrase that. Yes. Dress the baby up. Yes. Take the baby around. But like, are we accepting candy?

[B]

I, I mean, I don't think they can eat candy at seven years.

[A]

They can't. But that's. I love that you said you don't think they can eat candy when we live with a seven month old.

[B]

Does she melt it down and put it like let him drink the chocolate if you wanted to. But I don't think it's probably a good idea to be fair.

[A]

We're not, we're not feeding our child like copious amounts of sugar at seven months old. I want to be clear on that.

[B]

Yeah. I'm just saying you could. I don't think it's a good idea. I don't think it'd be the end of the world if they had some chocolate, to be honest with you.

[A]

Okay. No, I'm sure it wouldn't be. I'm with you on that.

[B]

As long as it's not a choking hazard, we'll survive. I.

[A]

What's the, the question is she would like, she's trying to say that her husband said it's too early to trick or treat with a seven month old.

[B]

And so they don't have any other kids.

[A]

That's the part that I'm, that's where I'm having a little difficulty getting there. Here's what you should do. You should find other. Maybe they have neighbors with kids who are going to trick or treat. You should still go out onto the street with your neighbors in your, in your community to walk around while your kid is fully dressed up. You can just, you know, strap them into a carrier or roll them around in their little stroller and you can have a little sippy sip, you know, I'm saying. And you guys can just stroll along and enjoy the night.

[B]

Yeah, no, it's a great idea.

[A]

So if that's what you mean by trick or treating. Then, yes, I'm all in. But if you're trying to get candy for yourself. No.

[B]

I mean if you're with the seven month old and they can't eat it, you. Somebody's got to eat it.

[A]

But that's my point. Are we receiving? I think we're unclear. Rachel. If you're not receiving Halloween candy from the trick or treating, we're all in. We support that.

[B]

No, they still get candy.

[A]

Jason.

[B]

Like a ceremonial candy. I don't think the seven month old needs a whole knapsack of it, but you can get a couple pieces.

[A]

Ceremonial can. More importantly, how old is too old for trick or treating? This circles us back to Ed's theory. Big Ed, Kelsey's theory.

[B]

I forget what dad's rule was, but yeah, to me it's like once you're a teenager, you're done. But once you hit 13, you're officially out of trick or treating.

[A]

And are you going to enforce that with our own children?

[B]

I plan on it. And I think it was just he wanted me to stay back and help hand out the candy because he didn't want to hand out the candy.

[A]

Probably that's fair, but okay.

[B]

Yeah, he would hide me in the leaves and then we'd try and scare all the other kids.

[A]

I do think that I trick or treated into high school, so. Sorry, Ed. That's it for Halloween. Questions brought to you by Skittles. We also asked the real ones to send in questions for us about literally anything. So we're going to get into some of those now. And naturally we're starting with a cat question.

[B]

What's a cat question?

[A]

The same question. Nope. The same questions we always get at NGO with Kylie. I think we need to ask the special guest, when are you finally getting the cat?

[B]

I mean, if it's up to me. Never.

[A]

Fighting the good fight. Guys, we have. I feel like we've actually discussed this.

[B]

We have. Yeah, for sure.

[A]

And there is a compromise that we have found our way to.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is maybe neck. Maybe in the next couple years.

[B]

Yeah. Outdoor cat.

[A]

Inside, outside.

[B]

Outdoor indoor. Outdoor outside.

[A]

A little bit inside.

[B]

A lot of it has, like a shelter. You got to have it. Have some shelter. But it's in the house. No.

[A]

It'S a work in progress, guys. I'mma keep chipping away at it. Okay.

[B]

I'm not opposed to a working cat, but I'm not gonna have a deadbeat working cat. A deadbeat cat. I'm not having a deadbeat cat.

[A]

No. If you're living with us, you're Paying rent.

[B]

Deadbeat dog. I can do a deadbeat dog. Deadbeat cat has no use for. To me. Once it crosses that barrier into the house, it. It's starting to gray some lines. So just let it live on the property outside. Take care of the mice situation.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I'm gonna.

[A]

Don't. Next up. This. He checked his nails. Like that was an appropriate response. Next up, this was one of our top liked questions. Have you ever gave Jason, as an Eagles fan, like, quote, I love you, but what the. Was that snap on the third. Oh, on the third quarter. Oh, I know it's in the third quarter. Let's start there. I wouldn't give you, like, an Eagles fan. I would give you. I wouldn't even give you. You would. After games. There were certain games where you'd be like, how did that look?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I would give you honest feedback.

[B]

Yeah. For the most part. I mean, it wouldn't be, like, brutally honest, but it would be honest.

[A]

Well, that's because a lot of times when you ask, how'd that look? It wasn't a good game.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

So I'm not gonna kick you while you're down.

[B]

Yeah, I appreciate that. I was already kicking myself enough, honestly. Yeah.

[A]

Next, from Carly Brule. Not gonna lie. I don't know how to get my child to stop saying damn it. Any advice you want to take? This one.

[B]

Why they're saying damn it.

[A]

She wants her kid to stop saying damn it. Carly's kid.

[B]

Punish them every time they say damn it. It's pretty easy. Put them in timeout. Take away toys. Like, do a bunch of things that they have negative consequences, and they stop doing it.

[A]

Usually definitely don't react.

[B]

No react. What are you talking about?

[A]

No, don't react. The kid's looking for a reaction, saying, damn it. The kid's looking for a reaction. You shouldn't react. Like, there shouldn't be, like, a whoa. Or like, any, like, big thing. It should just be like, go sit in time out. You know, that's.

[B]

You're not saying that's what I'm saying. That's reaction.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean, like a whole big thing. Like, don't make it a whole big thing. Be like, go sit your ass on the step. Don't say ask, because then they're gonna start saying ass and said, damn it. Don't say that. Don't do that.

[B]

Depends on how old the kid is. Damn it. I feel like if a kid's routinely saying a word like that, they're usually like, in that like middle school, little age, where they're going to.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

Well, damn it. Or any curse word or.

[A]

No, our own kids test that boundary.

[B]

Yeah, but then you just tell them to stop saying they usually.

[A]

They don't. They don't. Our kids are surprisingly very good about not repeating.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

I feel like what we call grown.

[B]

Up words in general. My rules to get kids to stop doing things are either to time out, take away toys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or I mean, honestly, a good, like, look at me. Right. Like, have them look at you in the eye.

[A]

That was the tone, too.

[B]

Yeah. Look at me. Stop what you're doing right now.

[A]

Oh, that is the thing.

[B]

We are done doing this. Okay. You're gonna piss me off. We're done doing it. And then they stop doing it. I mean, it's, it's pretty effective.

[A]

I feel like as soon as you say, look me in the eyes, our girls are like.

[B]

I usually don't say piss me.

[A]

No, you don't. But usually when you say, look me in the eyes, our girls messing around.

[B]

We're not. It's just. We're not.

[A]

I swear to God. It like triggers something deep within our children when he hits that tone and then he's like, look me in the eyes. I'm done messing around. And I'm like, oh, he's done messing around. Okay, from real one, Kim Peek, what has been your favorite Jason goes viral moment? Let's be honest. He's the gift that keeps on giving. That's true. That's very true. Let's make this more interesting. Jason, what do you think I'm going to say?

[B]

The viral moment?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. The Buffalo Bills one. I don't know. I, I, I'm trying to remember my viral moments. That one, the Speedo Super Bowl.

[A]

Some of the ones that we have here are shirtless at the Bills game, which you already listed. Dancing in the luchador mask in Vegas. Dancing in the green velour sweatsuit. Forgot about that 1 OG viral moment. Which was Super Bowl 52 in the mummer suit. Dancing at the other podcast. Live show with travel on the Cincinnati stage.

[B]

Yep, I'm doing.

[A]

There's a common theme here.

[B]

Dancing.

[A]

Yeah. People like when you move.

[B]

I got good moves.

[A]

They like it. What do you think I'm gonna say is my favorite? Because I definitely have a front runner.

[B]

Is there any of the ones you just listed?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Triple speech.

[A]

Surprisingly enough. I feel like that hits second.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

On viral moments.

[B]

Speedo.

[A]

No, no, no. Because I did not like that. You just. Hey, world, here's my taint. Like what?

[B]

My Japanese maple.

[A]

It's mine.

[B]

Which one?

[A]

Dancing in the Velour Sweatsuit.

[B]

You like that one?

[A]

I just has hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that just. It's very good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, and the dancing fits a lot of different good songs. I didn't say that.

[B]

Untrained, Believe it or not, not classically trained, Easily believable.

[A]

Next question from Libitz girl. Is Uncle Travis still allowed? Oh, still not allowed to babysit. To be fair, on the other podcast, I did say that I would leave three children with him unsupervised for, like, an hour. That's. That was my answer.

[B]

That's babysitting.

[A]

Yeah. I do think that I would leave him unsupervised with four children. I think I'd still do it for, like, an hour, maybe two.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, Finn is still at. I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at, like, a crucial age.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'd. Good luck, Trav. See you in a couple days. Like, I'd.

[B]

I'd.

[A]

I'd ditch him.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, Trav, I think travel. Trav's great with the kids. He's really good with them. You might have to, like, coach him up a little bit before you leave, but that's about it.

[A]

I don't think so, because I think they're all old enough and opinionated enough that, like, in terms of the crucial things. Bathroom, food, water. Yeah, they're gonna tell them what's up. Yeah, right. Like, Wyatt will just straight up tell you. I'm not eating that. You know what I want? Wawa chicken fingers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I know Travis knows how to order food, so we're good. I'd leave him. I would leave him for as long as I need to with the older three.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I just take Finney with us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Perfect. Look at us. Sign Travis over. Baby City. Next. We got a lot of questions, like this one from Coley rn. Did Jason ever go back for a maintenance bikini wax? And if so, did he get the butt strip this time? I still would like to say, pun intended. You half assed it.

[B]

What? How?

[A]

You should have got your ass waxed. Your ass crack. Be real.

[B]

It's a lot of Japanese maples. It's A whole forest of Japanese maples.

[A]

No, no, that's just all. That's a hearty hedge of arbor. Bitey. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, no, I've not been back for upkeep. Don't plan on it.

[A]

To be honest, I would feel very bad for the person who was waxing.

[B]

For the woman waxing me the first time. She was awesome. Highly recommend the studio. They're professional and very good at what they do.

[A]

And lastly, from Kathy L. Please tell the vacuum cleaner story. I can't even imagine, but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious.

[B]

What's the vacuum cleaner story?

[A]

Oh, Jesus. Are you serious? You don't know the vacuum story from when we were dating? I think we referenced it. Okay. So we were talking about the state of Jason's apartment when we first met and promised, I promised the real ones, that one day I would tell the vacuum story.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

My husband is notoriously tunnel visioned. It still blows my fucking mind that he would get out on a football field and all of a sudden his vision would open up to like a 360 lens. But when he stepped foot off of that field, it went right back to basically the equivalent of a fucking pinhole. And we were. He had a roommate move out in a three bedroom apartment that he lived in. And so we thought, this is while we were dating. I said, why don't you go get furniture for that room? And then when you're. When your family comes into town, your mom or your dad, they can stay here at your apartment with you. And so we made it a little task. It was our first IKEA furniture that we put together.

[B]

Remember that?

[A]

Which went very well.

[B]

You just follow the instructions.

[A]

Yeah, we did, but it's like a. Another, like, couples test. Apparently, putting together ikea. I don't think it's really that difficult to follow instructions.

[B]

And I don't know if you got a guy that can put together IKEA furniture, maybe it might be frustrating.

[A]

Yeah, fair. That's actually a fair point. But we were putting together this furniture. Actually, we had gone to get the furniture. We were about to put it together, and I thought to myself, as any person would, let's vacuum the carpet of this room. And so I said to Jason, where's your vacuum? He was like, we don't have one. And I was like, no, you definitely have a vacuum. And he was like, no, no, our cleaning ladies have the vacuum. And I was like, nah, typically your vacuum's here and then they use your vacuum. Especially in, like, an apartment building. He was like, nah, no vacuums live here. And needless to say, later on that evening, I believe it was that exact day, we were walking back down the hallway and there was this little sort of like, corner around the steps. And I walked into the hallway and immediately threw the brakes on, threw that shit in reverse and said, hey, Jay, you want to. You want to come back here for a second? And he looked me dead in the eyes and goes, it's a vacuum, isn't it? This man was living in an apartment with a vacuum and didn't know that he owned a vacuum. So there's that.

[B]

I didn't buy it. In my defense.

[A]

Did Zach buy it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Good job, Zach Holland.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I should have known. But he walked past it every single day of his life, in and out of his bedroom. He walked past the vacuum, and he didn't know that there was a vacuum that lived at his apartment.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

So there's that. That's it for ask me some things. When we come back, we're gonna have our pop culture trivia off sequel. But first, Skittles.

[B]

Hey, real ones.

[A]

Tomorrow is literally Halloween, so at this point, I'm gonna have to strongly suggest you go out and get your candy for your trick or treaters. And, hey, throw some Skittles in there. Everyone, including the parents, will thank you. And if you already have your Skittles ready for the main event, I recommend pairing them with a doom scroll of Skittles new TikTok series called Ghost Roommate. That's right, Skittles is flipping the script on the whole spooky angle and instead hit us with a 90s style sitcom. Ghost Roommate follows two roommates, one human, one ghost, as they navigate life, Halloween, and their love for Skittles. Is there anything more to life? Also, each episode of Ghost Roommate is only six seconds long. So whether you're a millennial pauser missing the days of vine or a Gen Z starer who needs everything fast and instantly, this is the series for you. Fans can binge watch the full season on TikTok in just 63 seconds. Check out Ghost Roommate and grab some Skittles. This Halloween sitcom, the rainbow. Taste the rainbow. So this is our official pop culture trivia off the battle for who knows the Least Part two. We are once again going to ask each other five trivia questions. We will alternate to build anticipation. Whoever gets the most right wins. I guess. Should we put a wager on this? Last time we bet $2. Oh, shit. I owe you $2. I definitely didn't pay you the $2. So I owe you $2. Would you like to make it two more dollars?

[B]

Yeah. Double or nothing.

[A]

Number one. 14 celebrities were participating or still are competing on Dancing with the Stars this season. Name one.

[B]

Andy Richter. I just watched it with the girls the other night. The girls love Dancing with the Stars and we watched Disney Night and I love Andy Richter. So he got one.

[A]

God damn it. Okay, you asked me now.

[B]

All right.

[A]

This is gonna be bad.

[B]

Which of the following is not a real spin off of the popular series the Bachelor? Is it A, Bachelor in Paradise, B, Golden Bachelor, C, Bachelor Mansion Takeover, or D, Bachelor After Dark? Which one is not real? C. That is in.

[A]

Oh, no. Is it D?

[B]

Apparently they do take over mansions. It is D, Bachelor After Dark. That does.

[A]

I should have known because it's not Bachelor After Dark. It's The Final Rose 2. This former Nickelodeon star is now playing a lead role in Wicked 2, in theaters November 21st. Who is it?

[B]

I mean, this feels like an unfair question. The movie doesn't come out till the 21st. How would I know who's even in it? I don't know.

[A]

You've watched Wicked.

[B]

So they're in the first Wicked. Yes, because they're made. It seems. So now they're in the first Wicked. Not just Wicked, too.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

All right. First Wicked. Who is a Nickelodeon star. So it's not the guy from Jurassic Park. Who is Oz? What is his name? Because he wasn't a Nickelodeon star. Trying to remember who the tin man is, who the lion is. Oh, I'm thinking of a way different movie now.

[A]

You've put this movie on multiple. Like we both have, but you've put the movie on multiple times with the promise that you would fast forward through the monkey part because the flying monkeys freak out. I think it's Ellie.

[B]

I think all of them. It's not. Ariana Grande is an Ariana Grande. Is she a Nickelodeon star? Ariana Grande.

[A]

It's cheating.

[B]

What's. What is the. What's her name in the movie? It's not Elphaba. It's Galinda Linda. She came down in a bubble. Doug. All right. Oscar winner and American icon Meryl Streep is reportedly in a relationship with this beloved comedian and fans are obsessed.

[A]

Do I know the comedian?

[B]

I. I legitimately don't know. I'm assuming yes. It's a very well known actor. Comedian. Do you want a hint? Just so you can stay in this game. He's in a very popular show.

[A]

I can't believe you would do this to me, Queen Emma. The. I'm sorry, continue.

[B]

He's in a very popular show right now on. I think it's like Hulu involving murder in the building. Oh, no, there's two very prominent comedians in that.

[A]

He has white hair and he's in the movie Father of the Bride. The other one.

[B]

I don't know Father of the Bride, but I think you're thinking of the other one.

[A]

This is the one that you incorrectly named when we were doing the squares.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

No, you're thinking of Martin Lawrence.

[A]

No, it's Martin Short.

[B]

It is Martin Short.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Did I call Martin Lawrence Martin Short?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, that might have been true.

[A]

Are we giving me the answer because we gave you Ariana Grande?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, great. Thank you.

[B]

What do you mean, because we give you. Okay, that's not at all the same thing.

[A]

All right, same thing.

[B]

That was the third one.

[A]

Number three. Which of the following is an actual real life real estate based reality TV show?

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

A, buying Buffalo.

[B]

Buying Buffalo?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like the place?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, good.

[A]

B, million dooll Jacuzzi.

[B]

C, I hope that's not real.

[A]

C, selling the OC Or D, can't believe you put that in there. I thought I was going to. Did you think. Did you think I was going to keep a straight face? Purchasing Pipsy.

[B]

I mean, the OC One has to be real, right? Okay, Purchasing Psy. Sounds made up, but I feel like it's too obvious. Buying Buffalo has to be real. Nobody would ever make that up.

[A]

So you're trying to guess which of the following is an actual real life real estate based reality TV show?

[B]

Not the one. Fake one.

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, the OC One.

[A]

You're an. Okay, read the next one.

[B]

The Coachella Music Festival announced.

[A]

She's doing this on purpose. I mean, Sabotage. Go ahead.

[B]

The Coachella Music Festival. The Coachella Music Festival announced three headliners for the 2026 festival. Name one.

[A]

Do I know any of these artists?

[B]

For sure, you know at least two of the three. One of them I don't know.

[A]

Are they hip hop artists? Are any of them hip hop artists?

[B]

All of them are. Well, two of the. The two that I know are hip hop artists. Yes.

[A]

That I listen to.

[B]

You have guaranteed heard multiple of two and three.

[A]

I. I don't even know where to guess. You're such an.

[B]

You're an. One of them is on a new song with Taylor.

[A]

Sabrina Carpenter.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Did you count her in? Hip hop.

[B]

I mean, what else would she be?

[A]

Hop.

[B]

Is that not like the same thing these days? I don't. I Just thought popping.

[A]

Let me be clear. When you said hip hop, my brain goes to like rappers 50.

[B]

Yeah. That's rap.

[A]

Or like, if we're gonna go hip hop, like Sierra, not pop. That's hip hop.

[B]

I don't know what to tell you.

[A]

Wow. Okay. Well, who's the other. Who are the other people?

[B]

Justin Bieber.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And Carol G. This is making.

[A]

Oh, Carol G. I. I have listened to her music.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That made me sound so old when I said that in such an excited tone. I feel like I'm getting sympathy points, like pity points now.

[B]

You've gotten two pity points.

[A]

Two pity points. I've gotten four. I. To be clear, I'm being sabotaged. The person who wrote these is Queen Emma. Number four. Awards buzz about abounds. For a new biopic about this rock and roll legend played. You're an asshole. This is easy. I would have gotten this one too. Played by Jeremy Allen White. So it's asking who is the new biopic about Of a rock star. Yes.

[B]

And this is a new movie that is just coming out.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Is it already out this week? Oh, man.

[A]

I don't know. I would have gotten this one too.

[B]

Hearing any rockstar biopics coming on, I.

[A]

Want to say I think. I think we've been to his concert.

[B]

We've been to his concert. Oh, Bruce Springsteen.

[A]

Okay. We went to his concert. Right?

[B]

We did go. We did go to a Bruce concert at.

[A]

Okay. I was.

[B]

I've been to multiple. Bruce is the man.

[A]

It was a great concert.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I would have had that one. Just to be clear. Go ahead.

[B]

Alrighty. My mom, Donna Kelsey.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I like that. You put that in parentheses. There's my mom, Donna Kelsey. Guess I forgot. Is going to be in the next season of the Traitors.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who is the host of the Traitors?

[A]

Motherfucker.

[B]

I would have not got this.

[A]

I don't know his name.

[B]

Yeah, I can picture his face.

[A]

Let me tell you where he was. He was cast in Spy Kids. He was glooped.

[B]

It's probably a highlight for him.

[A]

He was. I'm so sorry for this. For like equating him to that role. I'm pretty sure that's who it is. Queen Emma has reported. I'm getting half a point for that. What's his actual name?

[B]

Alan Cumming.

[A]

I would have never gone that. But I know him from Spy Kids. I'm so sorry. That's what I know you from. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Number five. Can you.

[B]

There's no statistical way you can win now.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Just to be clear.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

It's just. Bonus point. Do you want a double or nothing on the. You now owe me $4. You want a double or nothing?

[A]

We're making it eight. We're about to make it eight.

[B]

Well, or zero.

[A]

It's probably going to be eight. Let's be real because I'm being sabotaged by my own team.

[B]

I'll read this and see if you should.

[A]

No, no, I'm. No, I'm gonna. We're just. We're going through with it. We have five questions each and we're gonna answer them come hell or high water. Come hell or Queen Emma trying to sabotage me. Number five. Can you correctly define just one of the following Gen Z slang phrases? Sigma or glazing.

[B]

Glazing is like you're giving them too many compliments and like. Yeah. Like, it's like you're trying. You're pandering to them. Or like. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You're such a. Emma, you're so mean. You've Top one was 6, 7, but I knew you already knew that, so then I left it.

[B]

What was the second one? What was the other one? Yeah, Sigma.

[A]

It means. Do you want to guess?

[B]

Well, yeah. What was. What would Sigma mean? Sigma. I don't know if. Yeah. Too cool for school or. Yeah.

[A]

Popular independent leader.

[B]

All right. The official name, release date, and other details about the life of a showgirl album were announced on this popular sports podcast hosted by two large brothers. I like to be differentiated that adjective.

[A]

This. Do you know why she said that? Jason? Do you know why she put this question?

[B]

No.

[A]

And you're not going to. You're saying that she gave this to me for free. This is a freebie.

[B]

Saying this is a freebie.

[A]

This is what I'm going to tell you on this podcast. We don't say that podcast name. So I genuinely. I cannot get this fucking. I can't get this right. The podcast is. And Brad's gonna bleep this. The new podcast. But I can't win because Brad just bleeped it.

[B]

So. Sorry, that's incorrect.

[A]

Well, it looks like he took it again. That does it for our pop culture trivia off Battle for who knows the least. Technically, if we're going for who knows least, I've won both times. What a sore loser. Now, last thing for a Halloween special, Jason, you have a. You have strong thoughts on holiday candies. Last time you said candy corn was, quote, trash. I actually don't mind candy corn at all. So we've got just the Treat for you today. We lured him in thinking he was going to do a candy taste test and jokes on him. We're doing different types of candy corn. Queen Emma the corn. All right, we're going to try each of these and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. One being I'm never eating that shit again, and 10 being okay, I kind of like this.

[B]

This is actually kind of. I feel like that's not a 10. It's like this is. Is fire. That's it.

[A]

That's what you want it to be. 10. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me try.

[B]

If it's 10, it's got.

[A]

Okay, this is fire. Is 10. Do you feel better about that?

[B]

That feels more like a 10 to me.

[A]

Great. Number one is regular ass candy corn. Okay, so this is. This is the OG does it.

[B]

What is candy corn? It's just sugar wax.

[A]

I don't think there's actually wax.

[B]

I mean, there's wax. This is.

[A]

It's good.

[B]

It is not.

[A]

What's your rating?

[B]

It's not like a one. Let me put this way. I would never eat that voluntarily.

[A]

Like, if you saw a bowl of it, you'd never be like, I kind of want one.

[B]

A bowl by itself and I'm like, hungry.

[A]

I would.

[B]

I don't think I would eat it.

[A]

Oh, okay. I'm gonna put. I'm gonna sit that at like a nice six. Yeah, I'm way tis the season. I'm gonna eat it.

[B]

That's not even a six. Seven. That's a. I'll go. I'll go two. Just because I feel like if it's one, it's got to be, like, revolting to me. So I'd say like two, maybe three.

[A]

These are mellow cream pumpkins.

[B]

So this is the exact same thing. Just in Pumpkin farm.

[A]

Is better.

[B]

It is the exact same.

[A]

No, it's better.

[B]

There's no difference. I'm gonna re rate the original candy corn to three and put this at two. Just because there's more of it that I have to eat.

[A]

I'm gonna go seven. I have been told now that this is. Nobody saw that, right? This is common practice. This is salted peanuts and candy corn.

[B]

I've actually had this.

[A]

And how did you feel about this? I feel like a nice little salt.

[B]

I don't remember. I'm gonna go in there again. I mean, I'm just so anti candy corn. It's hard to shift my mind on this.

[A]

Do you need to touch every. Hold on before you dump your base. Go ahead.

[B]

Mix of, like, you can't just have, like, overwhelming amount of peanut.

[A]

That's your hand that does. Ring finger doesn't work. And it's very obvious.

[B]

I gotta figure out how to. So I'm gonna get one candy corn. I feel like this is a good ratio of peanut.

[A]

I did two to one candy corn and it was not enough. I ended up having to go back for two more peanuts.

[B]

Easily the best one so far.

[A]

I agree with that. I would say that's a solid seven.

[B]

I just think it's better if it was just peanuts.

[A]

I'm going seven.

[B]

I'll go.

[A]

I'm catching a whiff of this. I just brought this over and caught a whiff. This is a mellow cream caramel apple.

[B]

This is so much better than anything else on that table.

[A]

These taste like that's me being nice. No. The artificial apple in particular smells like Benny. Four hours after she drank an apple juice, AKA drank three quarters of it and dumped the other quarter of it down the front of her. Okay, last one. BlackBerry candy corn.

[B]

Did I rate that?

[A]

Did you? Did I rate it? I was so distracted by how awful it was.

[B]

4, 4, 4, 4, 2. It's got a floral.

[A]

This smells like I can't keep them in the bowl. This smells like. Smells like a hand soap.

[B]

It does taste. If I. I think this actually is. I've never had.

[A]

This is soap, right? This is. So you walk into any candle shop out in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, that's what that tastes like. It tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop. I'm nearly convinced that that's not candy. That's soap.

[B]

This just reinforces to your candle comment. If you just mix sugar with any candle, you have a flavor of candy corn, essentially.

[A]

So mean. That's a negative four. That was so bad.

[B]

That's one.

[A]

It's crazy that they taste tested that and then they said bag it, sell it. That's crazy. I'm so sorry.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

I. I respect your creativity, but you're gonna need to go back to the drawing board. That's ass. Okay, That's a wrap on our candy corn taste test. And that's a wrap on Not Gonna Lie's Halloween special. Hey, thanks for joining, Jay.

[B]

Thanks for having me.

[A]

He's looking at the card of candy corn.

[B]

Like, whenever you guys want to have more crappy food to taste, I'm your man.

[A]

You know what we should do the third time? We should have good food. We should get you to do a pizza taste test. We know how you love Philadelphia pizza.

[B]

Philly pizza's atrocious, which is shocking with the amount of Italians in the city that they didn't figure out pizza is.

[A]

Kind of A couple places have.

[B]

I mean, every city's got a couple good pizza spots. But, like, for them to not even have, like, a style we were talking about.

[A]

I've never had Chicago deep dish.

[B]

Chicago deep dish is pretty good. I mean, it's very filling. I personally don't. Like, I'll eat it. Like, don't get me wrong, you go to Illuminati's, it's fantastic. But that. Or like, the Detroit style, Like, it's just too much. I can't. If I can't eat a whole pie, it's too much thickness.

[A]

You know what this is reminding me of?

[B]

What? Travis eating the whole bearcat pizza, which is impressive if you guys know what a bearcat is. And from Adriatica's in Cincinnati, sitting at.

[A]

The end of the car's dining room.

[B]

Table, it's 48 pieces of a square piece. I don't even know how he did it. He ate well.

[A]

He didn't do it. We went to the bar later and he went out back and booted and rallied. I mean, he did it and it didn't last long. And also, I'm not sure that he knew he was doing it while he was doing it.

[B]

Oh, he definitely knew, Jay. He was like, no, he wasn't black at that point.

[A]

I promise you, I was. I was watching the man sit at the end of the table while everyone else is talking, having normal conversation. He not involved in the conversation. He just kept going.

[B]

Yeah, he was hungry, eating a piece.

[A]

Of pizza, and then would go and get another piece and had nothing to do with any of the conversation going on around him.

[B]

It was an impressive.

[A]

Yeah, it was an impressive feat. And also, I can never look at a Adriatico's pizza the same ever again. Yeah, I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. It's another special one. We may or may not be traveling for it. Plus, I genuinely love, love our guest for our next episode. No offense, I love you, but I also love our guest in the next episode.

[B]

Who's the next guest? Oh, nice.

[A]

But before, I love how long it took him to understand what I was saying. He was like, nah, she couldn't have said that. But before that, make sure you watch the debut episode of FAFO this Tuesday right here on NGL YouTube channel. Listen and subscribe. Subscribe wherever you get your podcast. Follow the show on all social media at NGL with Kylie. Not gonna lie. Is a wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. Thanks to the real ones for tuning in. And Happy Halloween. Have you heard about the kids? Kids say six, seven, right now. Have you heard this, 67? Yeah. And when they say it, they go like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I said, this is big balls.

[B]

No, this is big balls.

[A]

See, there you go.

[B]

I gotta go lower. The balls aren't up there. These are big tits.

[A]

Your.

[B]

Your hands are way too high.

[A]

I don't have any tits, so I wouldn't know how that goes.

[B]

Yeah, big boobs, big balls. Six, seven.