Kylie & Maya Rudolph on ‘Bridesmaids’ Quote-Off, Being SNL’s Beyoncé & Family Costume Fail | Ep. 40

Summary

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

Episode 40: Kylie & Maya Rudolph on ‘Bridesmaids’ Quote-Off, Being SNL’s Beyoncé & Family Costume Fail

Release Date: October 16, 2025
Host: Kylie Kelce
Guest: Maya Rudolph

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Not Gonna Lie" offers a candid, hilarious, and heartwarming conversation between host Kylie Kelce and comedy icon Maya Rudolph. The pair discuss motherhood, comedy, the chaos of family Halloween costumes, memorable moments from SNL and Bridesmaids, playing Beyoncé, misconceptions about celebrities, and more. Kylie shares her signature real-life bits—like parenting hacks and viral doomscroll deep-dives—before launching into a rollicking, deeply personal, and laugh-out-loud funny interview with Maya.

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Key Topics and Discussion Highlights

1. Kylie’s Halloween Costume Mayhem (03:00–13:25)

• Kylie describes the annual struggle of picking Halloween costumes for her three young children:
  “If anyone has young kids, you know that the premise of picking a costume can get a little dicey. We are currently in the situation of buzzer beater.” (05:15)
• Family costumes rarely survive last-minute kid mutinies:
  “Five minutes before we left the house, she goes, ‘I don’t want to be Ariel. I want to be a witch.’ ... So we then had mom dressed as nothing, dad dressed as King Triton, Wyatt dressed as a witch, Flounder, and Sebastian. It was in that moment that I decided—family costumes, I’m out.” (08:15)
• Kylie’s 5 key kid costume tips:
  • Avoid anything that makes kids say “I’m itchy.”
  • Don’t pick costumes too scary for siblings: "We bought a dinosaur costume for Ellie last year. ... She was like, ‘It’s in the house, I can feel its presence.’" (10:40)
  • Costumes with tails are adorable.
  • Limit glitter: “Glitter—horrific.”
  • Ensure “diapy access” for little ones in diapers.
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2. Doomscroll of the Week: "We're Pregnant" & TikTok Tangents (13:08–16:10)

• Viral Reddit debate: The phrase "we're pregnant" irks many; Kylie adds her own real-life take:
  “He is not pregnant. I am the pregnant person. Ugh, men can be so annoying.” (13:31)
  “My husband does not say ‘we’re pregnant,’ but I wonder if he caught a vibe.” (14:15)
• Producer “Queen Emma” shares a TikTok PowerPoint on podcast length, pushing for longer episodes:
  “We make our art for the people and the people want Cool 60.” (15:28, Emma)

3. Tiny Human Question of the Week: Why Does Lipstick Make You Beautiful? (16:11–20:40)

• Kylie answers daughter Bennett’s relentless “why” questions about lipstick, ultimately resorting to AI for help:
  • “Lipstick can make you look beautiful by enhancing the shape, color and fullness of your lips … wearing lipstick can boost your self-confidence.” (19:21)

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Feature Interview: Maya Rudolph Joins Kylie (22:57–60:16)

1. Mom Life & Being Humbled by Kids (23:18–24:44)

• Maya and Kylie commiserate over being the punch line at home:
  “At home I’m a mom and I have a house full of teenagers and everything I say is wrong.” (23:29, Maya)
• Kylie’s 4-year-old keeps her humble:
  “‘We have to hurry up and put our shoes on or we’re going to be late.’ And she said, ‘Like we usually are.’ I said, okay. Wow. Okay, well, shots fired.” (24:17, Kylie)

2. SNL’s Sisterhood and Group Comedy (24:49–27:10)

• Maya on what made her ‘SNL’ crew so funny:
  “We all came from similar comedy backgrounds … where you learn the skills to be part of a group … I look great when you look great. And I set you up, you set me up.” (25:24, Maya)
• Nostalgia for a time before social media:
  “We were able to make [sketches] ... and be the first one to coin ‘mom jeans.’” (26:20, Maya)

3. “Breaker” on Set & Best Castmates (27:10–29:38)

• Maya rarely “broke” (laughed mid-sketch) but admits Kristen Wiig was her downfall:
  “That’s not true, Kristen. Kristen made me break the most in that one sketch—Showcase Showdown—when we were saying ‘chicken by chicken man.’ … She was crying. Like, when you see someone crying, it’s like church laughter. You can’t stop.” (28:19–28:38, Maya)

4. Impersonating Oprah, Beyoncé, Kamala, and More (36:56–41:02)

• Oprah was the hardest to impersonate:
  “Somebody had to do it first. … I never started SNL as an impressionist.” (37:11, Maya)
• On Beyoncé/Hot Ones sketch:
  “She will not give up. She wants to win Hot Ones and she will not be defeated.” (39:09, Maya)
• TikTok mistaking Maya’s Loot appearances for reality:
  “My name is Molly in the clip. … It’s fascinating.” (40:27, Maya)

5. The Celebrity Disguise Problem (31:58–36:22)

• Maya on people mangling her name:
  “People still don’t know how to spell or say Maya. … I do not give my name at Starbucks. It just doesn’t work.” (31:46, 33:04)
  • Her Starbucks alias? “It’s Donna. Not one person has fucked up Donna.” (33:18, Maya)
• Best/worst: Myra, Moira, Mariah:
  “Moira. Can you tell me anyone you’ve met under the age of 85 named Moira?” (32:39, Maya)

6. Bridesmaids Memories and Most-Quoted Lines (44:32–47:12)

• Kylie: “Bridesmaids ... scratches an itch in my brain. At the end when you and Kristen Wiig are doing like this dance ... it is so satisfying to watch.” (44:47–44:58, Kylie)
• Maya’s favorite fan quote:
  “People sometimes just crouch down and I know that they're shitting in the street.” (46:14, Maya)
  • “...for the woman that took a shit in the street. On my cup.” [Starbucks barista, referencing the iconic scene] (47:09, Maya)

7. Motherhood, Body Image, and Postpartum Life (48:06–50:11)

• On filming Bridesmaids postpartum:
  “I was nursing my second oldest daughter, and she was seven months. So I had that thing where my boobs were filled with milk and my stomach was like, are we still pregnant? What’s happening?” (48:16, Maya)
• Postpartum dressing trauma:
  “Trying to get dressed postpartum, I swear to god, is one of the worst experiences that a human being can experience in their life. It’s human torture.” (48:44–49:04, Maya)

8. Comedy and Sports—Unexpected Parallels (51:13–54:09)

• Maya: “Comedy is a group sport. I prefer comedy as a group sport. … My favorite, favorite hosts [on SNL] were always professional athletes.” (51:49–52:56, Maya)
• Derek Jeter, Travis Kelce, and the standout SNL athlete hosts.

9. NFL Team Name Guessing Game (54:11–57:16)

• Kylie quizzes Maya on football teams:
  • Philadelphia: “Are they the Phillies?” (54:18, Maya)
  • Carolina: “Carolina Corn Cobs.” (55:44, Maya)
  • “I vote we change the name immediately.” (55:59, Kylie)
• Maya nails Cleveland Browns, with growing confidence and laughter.

10. Advice for Moms & Real-Life Balance (57:21–59:31)

• Maya’s top motherhood advice:
  “What’s most important is you love your child. ... You’re the only one that can love your child the way that you do and you have to make sure that they know that. … There is no such thing [as doing everything perfectly]. I do everything the best that I can, but I do not do anything fully. ... I really just try to remind myself not to put pressure on myself about that.” (57:35–59:31, Maya)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On family costumes:
  “I don’t care. Because the only thing that a family costume would do is make a really cute social media post.” (09:54, Kylie)
• On breaking on SNL:
  “It’s not conscious. No. … My body fully sweats. They call it, like, flop sweat. Just, like, wet armpit.” (29:43, Maya)
• On milk-filled wardrobe moments:
  “I was nursing my second oldest daughter, and she was seven months. So I had that, like, thing where my boobs were filled with milk and my stomach was like, are we still pregnant? What’s happening?” (48:16, Maya)
• On mistaken identity:
  “...for the woman that took a shit in the street. On my cup.” (47:09, Maya)
• On the “We’re Pregnant” debate:
  “He is not pregnant. I am the pregnant person. Ugh, men can be so annoying.” (13:31, Kylie)
• On self-care as a mom:
  “There is no such thing. ... I do everything the best that I can, but I do not do anything fully.” (58:38, Maya)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:00 – 13:25 – Halloween costume chaos & Kylie's costume tips
• 13:08 – 16:10 – Doomscroll: “We’re Pregnant” rant & TikTok PowerPoint
• 16:11 – 20:40 – Tiny Human Question: Why does lipstick make you beautiful?
• 22:57 – 24:44 – Maya joins: Mom life & kid sass
• 24:49 – 27:10 – SNL sisterhood, group comedy & breaking character
• 29:43 – 31:39 – Handling nerves, flop sweat, and public speaking
• 31:58 – 33:18 – Maya’s Starbucks alias and name struggles
• 36:56 – 41:02 – Impersonating Oprah, Beyoncé, and more
• 44:32 – 47:12 – Bridesmaids memories & fan encounters
• 48:06 – 50:11 – Postpartum, body image & working mom reality
• 51:13 – 54:09 – Sports vs. comedy: The group sport connection
• 54:11 – 57:16 – NFL team guessing game
• 57:21 – 59:31 – Maya’s motherhood advice and philosophy

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Episode Tone

• Unfiltered, real, and full of laughter—a blend of mom talk, comedy, and behind-the-scenes Hollywood stories
• Kylie’s relatable, candid confessions and Maya’s warm, quick wit set the tone for a conversation that’s both hilarious and heartfelt

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For More

• Catch more of Maya Rudolph on Loot (Apple TV+, Season 3)
• Follow Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce on Instagram, YouTube, and the NGL subreddit for bonus content

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This episode delivers plenty for fans of comedy, moms seeking solidarity, and anyone who loves Maya Rudolph’s brand of “girlhood” hilarity. Whether you tune in for the family fails, the SNL war stories, or just need a reminder not to sweat the small stuff (or the flop sweat), this one’s not to miss!

Transcript

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[A]

Our call.

[C]

I was breastfeeding Finn under my shirt. And that's not the first time it's happened in the last month when a guest got on. So there's that. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome back to Not Gonna Lie a Wave. Original Brought to hi Old Navy. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. Personal short order cook for four tiny humans. I'm currently rewatching Gilmore Girls because it's fall you're supposed to and I refuse to admit that I can actually sing you Queen Emma. I can't actually sing. Queen Emma's threatening me with playing Loud Little Town and that's messed up. Great song. If it had been sung by somebody else. I'm always slightly fearful that when we have a musical guest on the podcast, that someone is going to tip them off that I did something I shouldn't have done and hopped on a charity Christmas album because my husband asked me to. Coming up on today's episode, Halloween is only a couple weeks away, so I'm going to get honest about the Halloween costume situation this year in the Kelsey house. Plus my doom scroll was straight scrolling this week. Really? That's what we're saying, Emma. Plus my doom scroll was straight scrolling. This week I'm going to talk about the phrase we're pregnant. Who the fuck is we? After that, I'm going to be joined by a dream guest. She's the comedy legend, you know, from SNL and Bridesmaids. You guessed it. I have no business talking to her. It's Maya Rudolph. Gosh, this is incredible. But first, it's mid October, so I figured we'd get a little spooky around here. This is. Can I be honest about Halloween costumes brought to you by Skittles. You taste the rainbow. Also speaking of skittles, I got to get our candy bowl stocked up soon. You know I'm going right for the Snickers. Got to get some Milky Way in the mix cuz that caramel is good. Speaking of caramel, my favorite. Who doesn't love cookies and caramel in a Twix? It's my favorite. I like to bite it and try and hit the little divots in the cookie. If you don't know what I'm talking about, never mind. Because it might just be a me thing. Okay, where was I? If anyone has young kids, you know that the premise of picking a costume can get a little dicey. We are currently in the situation of buzzer beater. Okay. Typically I like to have a three week rule for the girls giving me their costume that they would like. In other words, I want a three week buffer for me to be able to order the costume and for it to come in the mail. But you know what three weeks is in terms of a six year old, a four year old and a two year old? It's fucking forever. It's forever. And it's three weeks worth of I have ordered the costume. And then it's forever of trying to figure out how many other costumes I can name that I would like to be for Halloween before my costume arrives. I do typically buy their costumes. I made their costumes one year. We'll insert a picture of that here. Editor Brad's going to nail that. I know it. And they were a corn on the cob and a pea pod. It was Ellie and Y and that was a nod to my sister. And I wore that exact costume when we were little. And it was adorable and it was made of felt and it was a one and done because I'm pretty sure I had to stitch it onto Wyatt. Maybe I'll do it next year. No, I shouldn't. I. I didn't enjoy myself. But they looked so cute. And I do think a homemade costume, it builds character because there's always going to be this moment of like, huh, what is it? Oh, it's a corn on the cob. And that brings me to my next point, which is family costumes. Family costumes to the people who get their entire family to dress up in the same theme. And your kids are older than. Let's Say four or five. The. How you do that? How'd you do that? How'd you do that? Because two years ago, we were supposed to do the Little Mermaid as a collective family. I had an Ursula costume that I never put on, but it's in a bin in the basement. Jason was King Triton. Why? It was supposed to be Ariel. Ellie was Flounder, which was one of the cutest costumes I've ever seen, accompanied with the other. One of the other cutest costumes I've ever seen, which was Sebastian, and that was Benny. Okay? In the last. I'm talking the last. The very last minute before we leave the house, Wyatt decides she doesn't want to be Ariel. This girl has a wig, a full Ariel costume that came, you know, with ample time. She, when it came, put on the wig, put on the whole costume, was flipping her hair around. She was so into it. I'm not joking. Five minutes before we left the house, she goes, I don't want to be Ariel. I want to be a witch. And the. The messed up part is, is that we had a witch costume that was a hand me down costume from someone in her closet. So we then had mom dressed as nothing dad on the other podcast as King Triton, Wyatt dressed as a witch, and Flounder and Sebastian. It was in that moment that I decided, family costumes. Em, this year, I'm pretty sure we're gonna have two Elsas, maybe three. Who knows? I don't care. I don't care. Because the only thing that a t. That a family costume would do is make a really cute social media post. And I don't know if you guys follow me on Instagram. I don't actually post that much, so I'm not committed to that bit, and I will not be partaking. You're gonna bleep that, right? While we're talking costumes, I figured I'd give you guys some of my tiny human costume tips I've gathered over the years. Number one, don't choose anything that will elicit the response. I'm itchy. Okay? Maybe even put a layer of clothing under the costume. Number two, don't purchase a costume that will scare the shit out of the other siblings. My children would not be allowed to be a spider. We bought a. We bought a dinosaur costume for Ellie last year. I think it had to get donated within 48 hours. She was like, it's in the house. I can feel its presence. Anything that's too realistic or has eyes that are too realistic, we're out. We're not doing it. Number three, do pick a kid costume that comes with a tail because there's nothing cuter than that. God. When the flounder costume it was like a bubble costume so the bottom was sort of a little bit wider and then it had flounders little tail. Are you kidding me? Number four, do limit glitter like your life depends on it. Glitter horrific. Number five, for all of your diapered tiny humans, do seek out costumes. You know exactly where I'm headed with this with diapy access. Okay, you know exactly what's going to happen. You're going to get them dressed head to toe and then their face is going to start to turn red and you're going to hear a faint. You know what that means? They got a surprise in store for you. Trick or treat. You know what I'm saying? That's it for my costume tips. And can I be honest? Brought to you by Skittles. Send us your tips comment on YouTube, Spotify or the NGL subreddit. That's right, we're on Reddit. Get in there. Now let's move right on over to Doom scroll of the week. I doom scrolled past a viral Reddit thread this past week where people were debating the phrase, quote, we're pregnant. The post says, my husband keeps saying we're pregnant and it drives me up a wall. As supportive as he is and as much as I appreciate the sentiment behind what he is trying to say when he says we're pregnant, he is not pregnant. I am the pregnant person. Ugh, men can be so annoying. Oh, now I do think I've corrected myself a couple times on this show about me saying we are but we were pregnant or we got a pregnancy test, a positive pregnancy test. I. I completely see where this woman is coming from. It also being on the other side of things, being out of pregnancy, that feels like my brain during pregnancy. This ramp that she went on, it feels like my it. I feel like I'm having an out of body experience and I'm just like, like, like angry. Typing onto Reddit. To her credit, they are not pregnant. She is pregnant. A top comment on this Reddit post was my husband says, quote, we're expecting. Which I like feels like a good solution. We're expecting. You are expecting. You're both expecting. Coming from someone who does not enjoy being pregnant, I understand the frustration. He is not building a human. He is not tired like a pregnant person can be. He probably likes the smell of food, which is honestly one of the most infuriating things about Pregnancy, your relationship with food. If you are a person who typically is someone who just gets a lot of joy out of indulging in things that you like, it just. Yeah, I. It really. It feels like. It feels like I've read my inner thoughts while pregnant. Although my husband does not say we're pregnant, but I wonder. I do wonder if he caught a vibe. I wonder if there was a. He's a fast learner. I wonder if there was a moment while I was mean during pregnancy. Because I am mean during pregnancy. And postpartum me can be like, wow, I was in a bad mood. That was. Wow, she was grumpy. I wonder if there was a moment in time where I said something along the lines of like, we're pregnant. No, we're not. I'm pregnant. We. Where he was just like, oh, okay. Don't say we're pregnant because he's a smart guy. Here we go. And the last thing on our doom scroll. Looks like we have some sort of mystery Club here. From TikTok user at. You're an. Let me finish my statement at Turtle girl in an NGL world. 876-213. Queen Emma, roll the clip. Is there even a clip?

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Queen Emma here and welcome to my tick tock that I definitely didn't want anyone to see, especially not Kylie. This is a PowerPoint presentation party for one. And my PowerPoint presentation is called why the 48 Minute Rule Sucks Ass. Okay, number one, I'm crying chat. It forces us to edit out tangents and great stories from our guests that the real ones deserve to hear. Too long didn't read. It's killing all of our auras. The upgrade from 45 to 48 minutes was hella chill. So what's another 12 minutes among sisters?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Number two, there's never been a real one who was mad about a longer episode. Oh, man, we got extra time with Kylie today. That fucking sucks. Said no one ever. Okay, we make our art for the people and the people want Cool 60. Number three. Cool 60 episodes are watched by more people so more fans get to enjoy it. Number goes up, so does happiness.

[A]

Easy falling, Kylie.

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Also, by the way, what's cooler than Jason's mullet that you're not extremely into? 60 got your ass.

[C]

All right.

[D]

And number four. Oh, I rest my case.

[A]

Such an.

[D]

Okay, thanks. Bye. I'll see you in a little bit.

[C]

She said see you in a little bit. She said see you in a little bit. And oh, also, the 48 minute rule.

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Is totally turtle ass.

[C]

First of All I am crying. There are tears in my eyes. What the actual Queen Emma. I want that on TikTok. I want the world to see that. For our audio listeners, that was Queen Emma's Voice doing a PowerPoint pre a PowerPoint presentation in front of her own television in her living room in the dark of night. I'm not guaranteeing a cool 60 if you post that, but I do want to see. I want to, I want to doom scroll the comments on that TikTok. So you post it to TikTok or I won't even consider it. I'm mad at how much I loved that. Okay, that's it for Doom scroll the week. Now let's get to a brand new edition of Tiny Human Question of the Week, brought to you by Perplexity. Once again, this is a segment dedicated to the random, difficult to answer and constant questions I get asked by my own tiny humans. It's a lot of why. And then I answer the why. And then they say why again. And Queen Emma was actually on the phone the other day and was listening to a conversation where I was eating a salad and Benny asked why I had salad dressing. And I said, because that's what you put on a salad. And she said why? Why? And I said, to make it taste better. And she said why? And so we. A lot of times I have to find a destination that we can arrive at. It's more difficult than you'd think. So for this week's question, a little backstory. The girls, they love lipstick, otherwise known as lipicor. Do we let them wear lipic? No, they're not allowed because dad is vehemently against lipic and to be fair, I don't really want him wearing lipic either. But Bennett's fascination with lipic makes it so that anything in the house that is remotely lipic shaped, paint sticks, non toxic chill out. Glue sticks, also non toxic chill out, end up slowly migrating towards her lips to be put on as lipic. So Bennett asked the other day, ma, why does lipic make you look booful? And that is exactly how it was pronounced. Lipicor make you look booful. Now, I said something to the effect of, well, sometimes when you want to be fancy, you can put a little color on your lips. Of course, that was not sufficient and we ended up in another Y tunnel. Why? Because sometimes you want to look fancy. Why? Because maybe you have somewhere to go. Why? Because you got invited somewhere even though everybody knows you don't want to leave the house. You get it? Let's Get Benny a serious answer though. Queen Emma, can you pull up Perplexity and ask why does lipstick make you look beautiful? Lipstick can make you look beautiful by enhancing the shape, color and fullness of your lips, drawing attention to your face and complimenting your natural features. Easy. Wearing lipstick can boost your self confidence. That's what Benny's talking about. Definitely what Benny is leaning into. Anyone who wears lipstick around Benny, she will clock it immediately. That's it for Tiny Human. Question of the Week brought to you by Perplexity. Coming up, Maya Rudolph is joining me. I'm gonna try to compose my fangirl energy while I do that. Enjoy these messages from me. One of my favorite things to do is introduce the real ones to all of my favorite things. And guys, Old Navy is another one of those things. I love Old Navy because it has tall girl things and it has little girl things and they're very cute and have very nice patterns and the girls can pick out dresses. They have great swimsuits in the summer.

[A]

All the things I love to go.

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In the pool cuz we love to go in the pool now dad with dad and if you're already gearing up for the holiday season, you can celebrate the magic of the season with Old Navy. From holiday parties to gatherings with your friends to family photos, you can find the perfect look at prices as delightful as Old Navy's adorable styles. It's also incredibly convenient to shop online@old navy.com I love online shopping because that's where you get the tall girl sizes. Love a tall girl size. You guys know I need that long inseam. Old Navy has great gifts for everyone on your list, including their jingle jammies and 22 mixable magical prints Stocking stuffers, cozy winter wear, activewear and Disney gear. Shop in store and [e-mail] attention real ones. If you're anything like me, then consider this your official reminder to stock up on your candy for trick or treaters and and grab some Skittles while you're at it. And Skittles is producing more than just their iconic candy this Halloween season. They've also got a new TikTok series you've got to check out. That's right. Skittles is flipping the script on the whole spooky angle and instead hit us with a 90s style sitcom called Ghost Roommate. Ghost Roommate follows two roommates, one human, one ghost, as they navigate life, Halloween and their love for Skittles. What more could you ask for? Fans can binge the full season on TikTok in 63 seconds. Add that to your doom scroll. Most brands use short clips to get you to watch longer ads. Skittles is doing the opposite. Using longer videos to pull you into their bite sized sitcom series. Bite sized. Get it? You get it, guys, they're only six seconds long. Rip Vine. I love six second videos. Check out Ghost Roommate and grab some Skittles this Halloween. Sit calm the rainbow, taste the rainbow. She's the hilarious six time Emmy award winner and comedy icon, you know and love from Saturday Night Live. Bridesmaids. Grown ups. And her hit show Loot on Apple tv Season three is streaming now. And now she's officially not gonna lie. Maya Rudolph, welcome to the show.

[A]

It's so nice to be here.

[C]

I am so excited to have you.

[A]

Aw.

[C]

It. I don't even know where to start. Every single time I get to watch something snl. Bridesmaids at literally anything you're in lute. It's just such a good laugh. And you're incredible.

[A]

That's a really nice compliment.

[C]

I probably wouldn't tell you that.

[A]

Thank you. You can always tell me that. It's nice to hear it. Let's be honest. It really helps.

[C]

Good.

[A]

Because at home I'm a mom and I have a house full of teenagers and everything I say is wrong.

[C]

That'll tear you down.

[A]

You think it's so, it's so heavy.

[C]

You're like tough critics.

[A]

Tough critics, man. You think like, oh, I made, I gave birth to these humans. I gave them life and they're my BFFs forever. And they let me dress them and I suggest things and they have to obey. And then one day they just turn on you. They're like, you're wrong. That's not right. And I know it's right.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm just preparing you for a beautiful. I'm actually like preparing you for the future. So when it hits, it doesn't hit as hard because they come out of it.

[C]

I do think they're easing me into it though because our 4 year old looked at me this morning when I said we have to hurry up and put our shoes on or we're going to be late. And she said like we usually are. I said, okay. Wow. Okay, well, shots fired. Got it. Thank you so much.

[A]

Thank you so much.

[C]

Yeah. They humble you now?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Now that I've taken this completely off the rails.

[A]

No, I did.

[C]

Well, we'll both, we'll both take a little credit. We're gonna come back to SNL because I have to ask you about it specifically. About the group of badass women that you worked with. Yeah, this is a dumbass question, so bear with me. I love it. As a non comedian here, what do you think made you all so fucking funny together?

[A]

It's actually a great question, and I have to say, it's kind of. I think we were all kind of raised with similar ethics in a similar time. I think because we've all talked about it, you know, I think we were all good daughters, good students. We all more or less came. Well, I think all of us actually came from similar comedy backgrounds, which was either Groundlings, where I came from on the west coast, or Second City on the east coast. And it's where you learn the skills to be part of a group and write for yourself and also write for others in order to elevate the scene and learn give and take as opposed to, like, just getting up there and me, me, me, me, me. It was like, I look great when you look great. And I set you up. You set me up. I just think all of those things happened at the same time and all of us kind of knew each other or knew of each other more or less. Like, I didn't know Tina and Amy and Rachel. They all knew each other at Second City, but when we met, it was very similar. It was very much like similar roots. Like sister from another Mr. Kind of thing, where you're like, we have a lot of the same pop culture references and grew up in the same time. I also just feel like I don't know such a great time because we didn't have smartphones. People weren't making the content before we got to make it on Saturday. So we were able to make it and able to, you know, be the first one to coin mom jeans. I mean, that's Tina. 150% now.

[C]

Of the following women, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Kristen Wiig. Who made you break the most?

[A]

I'm notoriously known for. For breaking the least. However, I would say, who was I in sketches with the most? I mean, I guess Amy, right? I'm trying to think. I mean, I have a thing with Rachel where I like to make her laugh, but she makes me laugh. I mean, I think Tina's like. She's like this stealth bomber. Like, she'll lay something so quiet and so, like, direct, and you're just like. It's so sharp and insanely funny. I feel like everyone's made me break, but I'm weird. Like, it must be a nervous tic. I'm not a. I'M not a breaker. That's not true, Kristen. Kristen made me break the most in that. In that one sketch. It was Showcase Showdown when we were saying chicken by chicken man. That's what it was. And you know why? I know why. She started laughing before we. Before we started doing the sketch.

[C]

Started off on the wrong foot.

[A]

She was just giggling, and I was like, what are you doing? She's like, I can't stop. I can't stop. I don't know what's happening. And I thought it was just a dress. And then at air, the minute she got into the golf cart, it was over. She was just. She was crying. Like, when you see someone crying, it's like church laughter. You can't stop. It's over.

[C]

No, it's the backseat of the car when your parents are already pissed.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Now that's. That's another side of things, like, you being that good at not breaking.

[A]

I mean, I don't know if it's good or if it's just, like, paranoia to be like, don't. Don't get in trouble.

[C]

But is that. Is that. Is that, like, what's happening in your brain? Because my. My brain equates it to, like, the edge of breastfeeding, right? Like, I'm, like. With a baby crying near me, and.

[A]

I'm like, oh, my God.

[C]

Cookies, pineapples, capybara. Like, literally anything to not think about. To not think about the child crying. That's. That's how I equate it. Is there a thought process that you do, or is it just like. You're just like, I'm powering through. I like, eye on the prize.

[A]

It's so funny. I don't.

[C]

It's not conscious.

[A]

It's not conscious. No. As a matter of fact, like, I genuinely don't know why. Like, I don't look nervous when I'm super nervous, like, about to start the show, but. But my body fully sweats. Like, I get that horrific. They call it, like, flop sweat. Just, like, wet armpit. It's just. It's just wet armpit. It's awful. And it's not even like. Like, bo. It's just like, water. Just, like, you're nervous, your body's nervous. It's letting you know. But I seem really cool and calm.

[C]

That's so.

[A]

I really. I really. I really don't know why, but I'm not.

[C]

That's so nice. I still remember I got up to public speak somewhere, and I walked in, and I was so upset because it was an acrylic like, clear podium. And I was like, the minute I got up there, I was like, I'm gonna address the elephant in the room. You're gonna be able to see my knees trembling. It's a thing. It happens. We're just gonna. Eyes up here. We're gonna protect.

[A]

But that's the difference. If I had to go speak to a room of people as myself, I too, would look nervous. If I'm performing, I do not look nervous. I don't know why that is. Like, if you have to. Like when you go to your kids school night and they go around and they say, we're gonna go around the room, I'm like, God damn it, can we not. Do I have to say my name? The thought of hearing myself say my name makes me, like, all the. The saliva in my mouth just run away. I. It makes me so nervous to go, hi, I'm Maya. It's awful. Nobody likes that. And I really don't like it. I don't like the sound of my voice. When I had an answering machine and you could hear your outgoing message, you'd be like, hi, Maya, leave a message. I don't. I don't like it. I don't like the sound. I don't like any of it.

[C]

We should. We should get rid of that. We should just. We should hide my name is name tags and call it a day.

[A]

Call it a day. Just call it a day. Although no one would get my name right, which is a whole. Other people still don't know how to spell or say Maya. And you know what? God bless. It's okay.

[C]

I'm sorry. What?

[A]

So my whole life, no one can get my name right or spell it right, which is why when I go to Starbucks, I do not say Maya. Because if I say Maya, then the person will write M Y A or M I A on the cup, which is not the spelling of my name. And then the next person will say Mia. And then I have to say, yeah, right here. It's me, Mia.

[C]

I can't get over the fact that people don't know how to spell your name. So what's the worst pronunciation you've heard of my name?

[A]

I've heard my. I've heard Mia. Maya. Moira.

[C]

Nuh.

[A]

Moira. Can you tell me anyone you've met under the age of 85 named Moira? Who's named Moira? Anybody? Do I look like a Moira?

[C]

Let's start. Let's start in a more pressing question. Where the fuck's the R?

[A]

There's no, there's no r. I can't.

[C]

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get her. This is gonna keep me up at night.

[A]

But just so you know, I. I do not give my name at Starbucks. It just doesn't work. It's not worth it.

[C]

So what's the go to, Donna?

[A]

It's Donna. Everybody knows Donna.

[C]

No one's up Donna.

[A]

Not one person has fucked up Donna. Not one.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Okay, so if you see me, just say, hey, Donna.

[D]

Go.

[C]

Hey. Hey, Donna. How's that chai latte?

[A]

It's busing. It is busing.

[C]

Oh, my God. Okay, let me get. Let me. That just. I'm so distracted by that.

[A]

No, I'm. It's a tragedy. Tragedy. Like, I had to, like, rewrap my whole morning routine to, like, figure out how to not get bummed out every time I give my name at Starbucks. It's quality problems, man.

[C]

Moira, Moira, if I ever see you in person, I'm not saying, hi, Donna. I'm saying, hi, Moira.

[A]

Moira. Myra. Did I mention Myra?

[C]

There's no or.

[A]

People love to call me Myra. Oh, it's Myra Randolph. I'm.

[C]

I can't.

[A]

Who is named these things? Mariah. I've got Mariah. I've gotten Mariah before.

[C]

But besides that. Besides that, how, after all of the iconic shit that you have done, are people not getting your name right?

[A]

Oh, please. Everywhere I go because everyone has a phone in their hand, people see me and I see their eyes go like this, and then they go like this, and they talk to their friend, and then they pick up their phone because they're trying to figure out my name, and they're like. Because they know bridesmaids or they know grownups, but they don't totally remember my name. I also sometimes I feel like maybe because all the years at Saturday Night Live, you know, you. You play so many different things. I wore so many wigs, you know, I was so many characters. Maybe people don't really know what I look like. Also, I just feel like. Like, I don't really wear makeup. I. You know, when I'm not working, Like, I just. I am a normal person in going through life. So I feel like when people see me on the street, they're like, where's her makeup? That's not her. You know, or. Or a lot of times people will say, that's not her to me. Like. Like, in front of me, they'll go, that's not her. That happened to me. You know? How you sometimes at the airport, you have to take those buses to the plane, like the shuttle bus. And you're like, really? All this. All this construction. And you guys made me get on this thing where I'm like, doing this with my bags now.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Just was on one recently, and these two women were, like, talking to each other, and they were like. One was like. And the other goes, that's not her. Right in front of me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I wanted to be like, yeah, it is her.

[C]

But I.

[A]

But I did. I was like, yeah, it's not her. Not today. Today. It's not her. Today she's tired.

[C]

That's like, when people used to ask my husband, they'd be like, aren't you. Aren't you Travis Kelce? They'd accidentally slip up on the wrong brother.

[A]

That's great.

[C]

And he would be like, nah, it's not me.

[A]

I mean, would not.

[C]

That's it. That's all. That's all he would give them. And I'm like, I can't even fault.

[A]

You because you didn't lie.

[C]

Didn't lie.

[A]

Wasn't rude. Wasn't. It's not him.

[C]

Nope, wasn't him. Now, you mentioned portraying different people on snl. You portrayed a lot of real people. Oprah, Kamala Harris, Beyonce, who was the hardest to learn to impersonate Oprah.

[A]

Oprah was hard because. And it was early on, like, you know how at this point, everybody kind of knows what the Oprah impression is? Or like, at a certain point, like, everyone was doing an Obama pressure, and you're like, oh, yeah, that's it. But, like, somebody had to do it first. And I watched Oprah growing up, but I didn't have an impression of her. And to be fair, like, I never started SNL as an impressionist. An impressionist. I think I'm the person that if I'm telling a story about somebody, I mimic their voice. But I don't think of myself as like, here's my 50 impressions. Like, that's not. I feel like I do characters more now.

[C]

Speaking of your impressions, I had my producer pull a clip from the last time you played Beyonce. I love to play it and have you break it down, if that's okay.

[A]

No problem. Okay. All right. So Cowboy Carter is part of a three album trilogy. You need to shut your Charlie Brown.

[D]

Looking ass for a minute.

[A]

And you need to listen to me. Beyonce about to do something very human. So I need you to blur my face. In three, two, one.

[C]

Outstanding. First of all, well, thank you. The. The hot ones Clip I had to take because this is not the only time that you've been in character on Hot Ones.

[A]

No, this is the third. That was the third time I. First of all, I love Hot Ones. When we were shooting Glute, I was like, can we do a Hot Ones? Like, that's the show that Molly would go on. She'd want to go on Hot Ones and be like, I got this. And then was it. I think it was somebody else's idea for Beyonce to do Hot Ones. The first time I did it on snl, it was not mine. I think it was Mikey and Streeter's idea, who. I think Mikey's playing Sean. And then we had so much fun. We wanted to do it again because we wanted the idea of, like, she will not. She will not give up. She wants to win Hot Ones and she will not be defeated.

[C]

Now, you just mentioned Molly on Loot Goes on Hot Ones in season one.

[A]

We're blowing my shorts out on national television.

[B]

It's a YouTube channel.

[A]

I don't give a what the it is.

[C]

And I'm still not sure if anyone on TikTok realizes that's not really you.

[A]

I know. Doesn't that sum up tick tock for you?

[C]

It does. Now you. There are comments on the TikTok. God damn, she was so rude at the end. She's being so mean to him. You can clearly see him get uncomfortable. Have you. Have you had to correct anyone in real life? Have you?

[A]

Many times. Many.

[C]

You have.

[A]

So I got a compliment recently from a bartender who said, you were great on Hot Wings. And I said, thank you. I was never on Hot Ones. It was just a scene we did on my TV show. Didn't matter. He was like, yeah, like, I want to believe exactly. Exactly what I believe. It's fascinating. My name is Molly in the clip.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

It's not Maya. Now, granted, maybe the lady from the. The shuttle bus was watching it and she was like, not her. And she was on Hot Ones. Like, I get it. It's confusing. I don't. I don't expect everybody to know everything about me.

[C]

Is it confusing? Is it? I think the real ones will agree. In addition to pulling your kids in a wagon through an apple orchard or a warm slice of Dutch apple crumb with no ice cream, one of the other best parts of fall is making your house feel cozy and festive, but not scary. My children will not tolerate spooky decorations, and I can respect that. A great place to shop for some cozy fall decor is Macy's, because On top of helping you curate looks for you, their fall fashion guide curates looks for your home. They've got all sorts of collections including candy coated electronics with bold color appliances from great brands like Smeg and KitchenAid. And if you're into textures and layers for your house, Macy's offers a ton of great vintage prints like plaids, checks and stripes from brands like Ugg and Arch Studio. Perfect for throw pillows and blankets that'll complement any fall movie night. You guys know it's all about Hocus Pocus. Yeah, we're definitely watching that tonight. You can check out all of this fall home decor right now. Shop macy's.com or in store if you're a real one. You're well aware of my love for Peloton and if you're new to the show, then welcome. Let me tell you about my love of Peloton. Peloton is shaping the future of fitness with a brand new Peloton Cross Training Tread plus powered by Peloton iq. I love Peloton. I love our Tread plus and and I love our bike. I love the fact that you can log into your Peloton app on your phone and take a Pilates or a yoga class. If that's all you can squeeze in, I can literally take it wherever with me and then also hop on the Peloton Tread plus and make sure that my joints don't get as mad at me as they do out on the asphalt. Peloton IQ tracks your progress and suggests weights that challenge you so you can get stronger. The new movement tracking camera allows Peloton IQ to count your reps and correct your form in real time. Taking the the guest workout of your workout so you can train safer, lift smarter, and be called out if you're half assing it. We're full assing it only around here, guys. Let yourself run, lift, sculpt, push and go explore the new peloton cross training tread [e-mail] I'd love to ask you some more about loot. The third season is officially out right now on Apple tv. Go stream it immediately after this. I saw a clip from season three Spoiler alert where your character Molly says one of my favorite phrases. What you want? You want to fuck around and find out?

[A]

Yeah, you want to fuck around and find out. I love saying that. When there's moments in life to say it, isn't it satisfying?

[C]

Beyond satisfying? It hits so hard.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

And it's the it's such a more fun way to say like karma's a bitch, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You fucked around. You found out. Yeah, I love it.

[A]

It's like I'm so angry that I'm calm.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm level headed and I'm filled with rage.

[C]

You're fucking welcome.

[A]

Oh, you want to fuck around and find out? Yeah, I'm. Right now, I'm calm and I'm letting you know that I will fuck you up completely. Such a fun. It's such a fun point of view. It's such a. It's such a fun position to be in.

[C]

I'd love to switch gears a little and ask about one of my favorite movies, Bridesmaids, please. First of all, I. I can't explain it, but it scratches an itch in my brain. At the end when you and Kristen Wiig are doing like this dance and.

[A]

The airdrums and stuff, it just.

[C]

I don't know what, I don't know what it is. It is so satisfying to watch.

[A]

You know what? That's. That's just us.

[C]

Girlhood.

[A]

That was us. That was girlhood. Yeah. And when you said the thing about breaking before. Yeah, that's us. That was us making each other laugh and like.

[C]

Yep. That.

[A]

I mean, we were standing. It was. I don't know what time of night it was. And we were in like, like botanical gardens somewhere in Pasadena or something. And my dress was maybe £300 pounds. It was so heavy. And they had to have a standing post for me because a leaning post for me because it was so heavy and I couldn't sit and Wilson Phillips was out there and we were like, what's life? What's life? What's happening? And you're tired because you've been filming a movie, but also delirious because you're laughing so hard so much of the time that we were. We were. We were just fucking around and we found. And we found out.

[C]

You found out? Everyone found out.

[A]

Everyone found out. But we were having fun. And I do feel like I'm definitely like an air instrument person and I like to make my friends laugh. And I feel like that was the.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it's the dance floor face. It's all of it. It's all of it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's girlfriend. Now, what Bridesmaids quote do people say to you the most?

[A]

People sometimes just crouch down and I know that they're shitting in the street. That happened to me the other day. People just. They say it's happening. They start doing the melt and they melt down. I was having dinner in Paris and in the Window in the hallway. I'm going, crouch down, crouch down, crouch down, crouch down.

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah. But it was kind of great. I loved it. I mean, I would say the shitting in the street is referenced. My favorite, favorite reference to it was at a Starbucks yet again. And they didn't ask me for my name. And I was like, all right, cool. And I was with my daughter, and then I got my cup, and it said, for the woman that took a shit in the street. On my cup.

[C]

On your cup?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He wrote on your cup and that.

[A]

My daughter was like, what does it say, Mama? Oh, I'll tell you what it says.

[C]

It says, I mean, it's better than Mia.

[A]

You know what? It is. I'll take it.

[C]

God. I thought you were gonna say they yelled, it's happening when the. When your cup was up.

[A]

I mean, they might.

[C]

Either way.

[A]

Might as well have either way. I feel like it's that. And. And I feel like people usually reference Kristen's lines to me. Like, it's ready to party. Like, that's great, honey. That's great. Not my line, but.

[C]

Oh, God. Now you. I just read that you were pregnant with your third when you were shooting. Is that right?

[A]

No, but. But you will appreciate this.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I was nursing my second oldest daughter, and she was seven months. So I had that, like, thing where my boobs were filled with milk.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And my stomach was like, are we still pregnant? What's happening?

[C]

Organs were like, wait, we're supposed to go back. Where?

[A]

Where are we? And then I started reading all of these things about I was pregnant and because we were. I mean, Lisa Evans, our costume designer, was a miracle worker and got me into clothing that I didn't think I'd ever get in. But I was seven months postpartum being on a.

[C]

Being in a movie, even within a year of giving birth to a human being. So sounds like my worst nightmare. Because trying to get dressed postpartum, I swear to God, is one of the worst experiences that a human being can experience in their life.

[A]

It's human torture. I was watching Dancing with the Stars. My daughter is obsessed with it, and she said that one of the girls on it, which is on Mormon Wives, the Mormon Wives reality show, is. Had a baby, like, nine weeks before or something bananas, where I was like, wait, I couldn't walk. What are you talking about?

[C]

She wearing a diaper? I don't think those dance costumes allow.

[A]

For that much space wearing it. What if it was a diaper, but it was this narrow?

[C]

Wouldn't it be crazy? Wouldn't it be crazy if she did, like, a high kick and you could see the ruffles of the time.

[A]

The Velcro just came undone. I mean, I think she's much younger than me. I started having children when I was 33, and my last one was at 41, so my body was like, you're old. What are you doing? Stop. Stop doing this. I was like, what? But I. I mean, my body was not.

[C]

Has anyone done a welfare check on her?

[A]

Like, her cakes are so hot. She bounced right back. I think there should be an exercise class that is basically Dancing with the Stars, but just. You don't have to dance on television because everyone is in the shape of their lives and everyone is in the best mood. It's like, the most positive, like, life enforcing, like, oh, my God, I'm so proud of myself moment. And everyone's bodies are banging. But I want to do that just privately. I don't want to do it on television.

[C]

Don't call Maya about this.

[A]

Please don't call me because I want to do it, but I just don't want to do it in front of anybody.

[C]

No, I could.

[A]

Yeah. I love it.

[C]

Now, switching gears again. I just watched a clip of you on Seth Meyers last year where you said. Where you had to guess the mascots for the College basketball sweet 16.

[A]

Oh, boy. I remember that.

[C]

Is it still safe to say that you're not a huge sports fan?

[A]

I don't know that much about most sports. I know some sports.

[C]

It's funny because when you were describing your comedy upbringing, it very much mimics how I think sports have prepared me for life. Knowing how to play off of each other, it being a team effort, working together, all of those things. So I love that. That's a little bit parallel.

[A]

I do say it's a. I. I do say comedy is a group sport. I prefer comedy as a group sport. I say it all the time.

[C]

I support that. That sounds great. I. Because I would not know how to comedy.

[A]

Sport. Comedy. I would not know how to comedy.

[C]

I would not know how to comedy.

[A]

Sport is my favorite thing you've ever said.

[C]

I would not know how to comedy, period.

[A]

I disagree. Just gonna say I think you're funny. Just gonna put it out there. I think you could.

[C]

Well, that's a wrap. We can be done now.

[A]

I just think you're a funny person. Like, I think comedy is also timing, and I think that it's about the delivery of things and your take on things, and I think. I think you're I think you're doing just fine. I, I, I mean, I think that it's relative, Right. And so, yeah, maybe you didn't do the Groundlings and like learn sketch and improv, but, you know, I've always said this. My favorite, favorite hosts whenever they were on SNL were always professional athletes. Always.

[C]

You know what a locker room shapes you.

[A]

Yeah, I think so. I think they're also like, I think professional athletes are calm. They're so used to performing live, so by the time they get to snl, it's like, all right. And their bodies are so relaxed because they've worked out all, all morning.

[C]

They're like, I will say I'm biased, but I do think that my brother in law, Travis did announce standing.

[A]

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, I, every single.

[C]

But they're good at everything. Yeah. It's kind of a pain in the ass.

[A]

No, like, I know that your husband loved like Farley growing up, right? Like obsessed. So like grew up watching that stuff and probably was imitating it and like, yeah, they're funny. I saw the new Sandler movie. Travis is funny. Like, they're funny. But Derek Jeter, probably one of my all time favorite favorite hosts ever. There was a sketch that my friend wrote where he was wearing, where he came to a party with a perm and he was just wearing a perm wig. And it might be my favorite memory of that night.

[C]

That's perfect.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

How about we keep the bit from Seth Meyers going and you guess some more NFL team names.

[A]

Sure.

[C]

We'll start with my hometown. Philadelphia.

[A]

Right. Are they the Phillies?

[C]

That's baseball.

[A]

Okay, well, this is gonna go great.

[C]

This is gonna, I thought for sure I just lobbed you the first one. Okay.

[A]

Okay. The Philadelphia football team.

[C]

NFL. Yep.

[A]

Well, I know, I know that Pittsburgh are the Steelers. I know that.

[C]

Great.

[A]

My dad was originally from Pittsburgh. Steelers. Got it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Got it. We have here Philadelphia. I have no idea. I could guess. Sure. I would say maybe the Philadelphia Buccaneers.

[C]

That would be Tampa Bay, but it was a good guess. It was a good guess. Okay.

[A]

What are they?

[C]

Maybe the Eagles.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[C]

I feel like this one I think you have.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah.

[A]

Good job. Thank you.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Thank you. New England Patriots.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

Okay. Wow. Wow.

[C]

Carolina.

[A]

Carolina. Carolina. Carolina. Hot sauce is delicious. Carolina corn. Corn cobs. Carolina corn cobs.

[C]

I vote we change the name immediately. They're the Carolina Panthers. But corn cob sounds better. Next time I watch the Carolina Panthers, I, I'm going To cheer on the Corn Cobs.

[A]

How did they become the Panthers? What does that have to do with Carolina?

[C]

I'd love to tell you, but I don't have an answer.

[A]

It just sounds cool.

[C]

Okay, how about Arizona? I'll give you a hint. It's a bird.

[A]

So it's not the Diamondbacks.

[C]

It's the baseball team. I think we should have gone mlb.

[A]

I do watch baseball at my house. My husband loves baseball. Arizona? Well, I was going to say Chiefs, but that's wrong.

[C]

You already said that and you were right the first time, so I think we should let that one lie.

[A]

I would say Arizona.

[C]

A red bird.

[A]

Oh, it's a red bird. Cardinals.

[C]

You nailed it.

[A]

Isn't that a baseball team?

[C]

It is also a baseball team, but.

[A]

It'S a football team too.

[C]

It's also a football team.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay, I'm going to give you one more.

[A]

I love this Cleveland Browns.

[C]

Nailed it.

[A]

Is that right?

[C]

Absolutely nailed it.

[A]

Woo.

[C]

Look at that. We end on a high note. The last question I have for you. This is something I love to ask all my fellow mom guests. What is the best piece of motherhood advice that you have ever received?

[A]

A lot of really good ones. I would say. The first one that comes to mind is what's most important is you love your child. So when you're. When you're beating yourself up about whether it's being a working mom or not being there enough or losing your temper doing something that is just. Or you feel that you're not good enough, you're the only one that can love your child the way that you do. And you have to make sure that they know that and they do know it. I also just feel like it segues into just being a working mom and feeling like there's this expectation or I've been asked so many times, like, how do you do it all? And I can't believe that that is projected on us, because there is no such thing. There is not one human being that can do everything all at once. And I try really hard to do everything I can, but I can't do anything fully. There's no time machine or teleporting machine that I can use to be everywhere all the time for my kids. Not to mention I have more than one kid. So I do everything the best that I can, but I do not do anything fully. And I really just try to remind myself not to put pressure on myself about that. Like, I can't. There's no such thing. Like, stop telling me that I'm supposed to look, you know, like I didn't have a baby seven months after I had a baby or stop telling me that I'm supposed to be there for every single thing with my kids when I start started working before I had kids. And it's okay to be a working mother, but like, I don't do anything fully. I do the best I can.

[C]

That's so good. I cannot thank you enough for coming on today. It was such a pleasure to talk to you.

[A]

It's really nice to talk to you. You're the pleasure. I like you more.

[C]

This was. No, I'm so. You are like the such a breath of fresh air. I have enjoyed your work so, so much. I hope that everyone else tunes into Apple TV to check out loot. It is outstanding. As with the rest of your portfolio. I love, love, love what you're doing and I cannot thank you enough for coming on today.

[A]

Thanks, Kylie. It's my pleasure. And I love that we started with the sound of your baby. I think that.

[C]

Set the tone.

[A]

It set the absolute tone. Absolute tone made me so happy. Thank you. It's so lovely to talk to you.

[C]

And that's a wrap on another episode of Not Gonna Lie. You can find even more clips from my longer conversation with Maya on my YouTube channel on more Monday. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode follow Not Gonna Lie on all social media at NGL with Kylie. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. Not Gonna Lie is a wave original brought to you by Old Navy. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in.