7: PSYCHIC PREDICTS MY BREAK UP? GET A BBL or FIND LOVE?!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Not Loveline - Episode 7: "PSYCHIC PREDICTS MY BREAK UP? GET A BBL or FIND LOVE!!?"

Release Date: January 20, 2025
Hosts: Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
Description: NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call-in advice show where Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, despite not being experts, offer candid discussions based on their personal experiences.

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1. Overcoming Last Week's Absence Due to LA Fires

The episode kicks off with Tana and Trish addressing their absence from the previous week, attributing it to the devastating fires in Los Angeles. Tana shares her harrowing experience of narrowly escaping the advancing flames, highlighting the emotional turmoil and the necessity of prioritizing safety over content creation.

Tana [01:04]: "I was actually on my way to shoot Not Loveline, and then the fire started... I was like, Trisha, I think I have to pack my stuff."

Trish empathizes with Tana's situation, discussing her own struggles with mental health and the impact of constantly monitoring distressing news.

Trish [01:12]: "I can't really watch the news because I have a mental illness and I spiral very easily."

2. The Debate: BBL or Finding Love

Transitioning from their personal crises, Tana initiates a conversation about Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBLs) versus seeking genuine love. She reflects on her own low moments where she contemplated enhancing her physique to feel better emotionally but ultimately chose to focus on her relationship with Moa, emphasizing that physical changes don't equate to lasting love.

Tana [03:42]: "I was either gonna get a BBL or go to Hawaii because I needed to feel something."

Trish shares her contrasting perspective, detailing her own experiences with BBLs and the misconceptions surrounding them. Both hosts express skepticism towards influencers flaunting BBLs without substantial evidence of authenticity.

Trish [04:09]: "To me, it was like very... the most non-invasive. Like, I recovered quickly."

3. The Return of TikTok and Its Implications

A significant portion of the episode delves into TikTok's temporary shutdown and its subsequent return. Tana and Trish discuss the platform's critical role in their content strategy, the challenges posed by its brief absence, and the importance of diversifying their online presence to maintain relevance.

Trish [06:45]: "You can't put all your eggs in one basket."

They highlight the necessity of expanding beyond TikTok to platforms like Patreon, where they offer exclusive content. The hosts express gratitude towards their Patreon supporters, assuring them of enhanced content and more intimate interactions.

Tana [07:24]: "You guys are everything. And that community, this specific Patreon, it's just so fun because it really is like raunchy."

4. Navigating Relationships and Avoiding Toxic Patterns

The conversation shifts to relationship dynamics, with both hosts reflecting on past experiences and offering advice on breaking free from toxic cycles. Tana emphasizes personal growth and the importance of not repeating past relationship mistakes, while Trish underscores the challenge of meeting genuine partners in the digital age.

Tana [34:07]: "Give yourself some grace. It might take some time and learning and bad experiences to get older."

Trish adds her insights on the complexities of gay relationships, highlighting societal pressures and the difficulties in finding trustworthy partners.

Trish [34:54]: "That's the toughest part about being gay is like two guys dating each other."

5. Listener Call-ins: Personalized Relationship Advice

Midway through the episode, Tana and Trish engage with their listeners by addressing real-life relationship dilemmas submitted via calls. These segments provide personalized advice, blending their unique perspectives with humor and empathy.

Call 1: Teaching a Partner to Kiss Properly

Listener [28:50]: "This guy has no idea how to kiss at all. How do I gently tell him you're doing it wrong?"

Trish [30:02]: "First of all, girl, don't tell him. That's so mean."

Call 2: Attracting Non-Toxic Men in Chicago

Listener [33:03]: "I'm a 21-year-old gay man in Chicago seeking advice on attracting men who treat me right."

Tana [35:02]: "Give yourself some grace... it might take some time and learning."

Call 3: Dealing with Psychic Predictions of a Breakup

Listener [46:11]: "A psychic told me my husband is hiding something that might end our relationship. What should I do?"

Trish [62:24]: "Dump him. They’ll take it to the grave."

These interactions showcase the hosts' ability to blend serious advice with their characteristic levity, creating a relatable and engaging atmosphere for listeners.

6. Embracing Authenticity and Personal Growth

Towards the end of the episode, both Tana and Trish reflect on their personal journeys towards authenticity. Tana discusses her decision to move away from certain aspects of her past persona, aiming for a more genuine representation of herself. Trish echoes similar sentiments, emphasizing the importance of mental well-being over relentless content creation.

Tana [26:19]: "Today is January 1st for me, like... I was gonna film with you immediately, but then everything's been haywire. It feels good to be back."

Trish [26:51]: "I miss it sometimes... I wish I could be that again, but I just know myself. I would spiral."

7. Final Thoughts and Future Plans

In their concluding remarks, Tana and Trish discuss future content plans, including the idea of a gay dating show and enhancing their Patreon offerings. They express excitement about evolving their content to better serve their community while maintaining their authentic voices.

Trish [36:16]: "We'll find out. We'll do Devin the Bat Bachelor. Yeah."

Tana [38:23]: "We should host a gay dating show. How fun."

The episode wraps up with the hosts reaffirming their commitment to their listeners, inviting them to participate more actively through Patreon and upcoming show segments.

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Notable Quotes

• Tana [02:19]: "I've been itching. I'm going to start exposing everyone. I have so much to say."

• Trish [04:30]: "Honest, no one thinks the Kardashians have that."

• Tana [26:44]: "I recognize the things that cause you turbulence and regress your growth so much more."

• Trish [34:54]: "That's the toughest part about being gay is like two guys dating each other."

• Trish [62:24]: "Dump him. They’ll take it to the grave."

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Conclusion

Episode 7 of Not Loveline offers a blend of personal anecdotes, candid discussions on physical appearances versus emotional fulfillment, the challenges of maintaining relevance in a fluctuating social media landscape, and heartfelt relationship advice. Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas navigate these topics with their signature blend of humor, vulnerability, and unfiltered honesty, providing listeners with both entertainment and relatable insights.

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I was either going to get a BBL or go to Hawaii. He would just, like, heavy breathe. And it was so in your mouth. Yeah.

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Was he big?

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No.

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Asthma or what?

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Women.

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I think about that now. In 2025, I'm like, damn, women are flying planes. That's so smart.

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Hello, guys.

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Welcome back to Not Loveline.

[A]

It feels so good to be back.

[B]

It feels so good to be back. We did miss an upload last week. LA was literally on fire.

[A]

A blaze. Okay. I was actually on my way to shoot Not Loveline, and then the fire started, actually going over the hill towards my house. And I was like, trisha, I think I have to pack my.

[B]

I mean, right? Rightfully so. It was like a wild. You were gonna even consider coming? I think I would. I'm very much like, no, we need to be consistent. And then I. Because I wasn't aware because I can't. I can't really watch the news because I have a mental illness and I spiral very easily. And I'm like, if I watch something bad. And I did see, like, a couple bad things, like, some of the Malibu restaurants went to, like, burned down. I like, am so, like, so not, like, depressed like a normal person. Like, I literally just want to, like, drive into a tree or something like that. Like, crazy. So I, like, really have to watch myself. But, like, Moses was watching it, but I was, like, a little oblivious. And then we had your location because Paige had shared it with us. And he's like, I think Tana's, like, evacuating tonight. So I hadn't heard from Paige. I was like, maybe you guys stay.

[A]

It got so bad so fast. Like, it was just. And it really is a minute by minute thing. Like, I evacuated three different times. So it was like, you know what I mean? Like, you just have to keep taking it, like, minute by minute. And it's so scary. And I really was like, the fire was approaching my house, and I was like, I could just shoot Not Loveline really quick. And then I was like, girl, get a grip. Like, go take your things, take your. Take your valuables, take your mementos, take yourself. But this is the longest break I've had from podcasting in, like, years.

[B]

Like, how do you feel?

[A]

I've been itching. I'm going to start exposing everyone. I have so much to say. Like, I'm just like, I feel suppressed, I feel repressed. I don't know the word.

[B]

Especially when tick tock was gone for 14 hours. Like, wait, who do I have to talk to?

[A]

No. And I almost went haywire. I almost started like a 50 part series just exposing everyone. I'm so glad I did.

[B]

Isn't that wild? People are like, exposing our secrets and it's like, we're back, babe. Like, we're here. We know.

[A]

The amount of fitness influencers I saw come online and say they have a bbl. You all need federal prison.

[B]

I love that they admitted that though. That's kind of everything.

[A]

Maybe sooner though. They had these is doing crunches, Like.

[B]

I think that's on those. Honestly, no one thinks the Kardashians have that. But from, you know.

[A]

So true. That is so true.

[B]

No way. Like, when you watch them eat like pizza and fried chicken, you're like, okay, you know, you're not like eating that every day. You know what I mean?

[A]

And the BBL belly buttons, what's like that? Haven't you like, just noticed that when the. Oh, I'm already getting messy.

[B]

I want to know. BBL belly button.

[A]

Like, like all the girls who have BBLs, you can just. Their belly button looks like it was like, crafted.

[B]

Oh, really? I wonder why that is. Are they like, taking the fat out of the belly button?

[A]

I actually don't know. We need to get Dr. Gavami on the case.

[B]

Who's that?

[A]

He's like that, you know, nicki minaj, like, Dr. Gavami. That's not what she says or what she sounds like, but it sounds.

[B]

Is he from Florida?

[A]

No, he's here. He was trying to charge me $40,000 for a BBL.

[B]

You were trying to get one?

[A]

I was, yeah, I was. I was either gonna get a BBL or go to Hawaii because I needed to feel something. I was in a low, like place. And then I went to Hawaii and moa. And I always think now, like, if I got the bbl, I'd have a big butt, but I wouldn't have love.

[B]

So you made the right choice then, basically. That's crazy. You would have got a bbl. That's crazy. You Look, a butt.

[A]

It just like, I really just was in a low place. I needed to feel something. I needed them to suck some fat. Put it somewhere else. Glad I didn't do it.

[B]

Seriously, that's me. Every surgery I had, I was just like, I kind of don't care. Let me just get a surgery.

[A]

And then like, look, it's. Honestly, no, it's so real. Like, but looking into it, it's a crazy surgery. Like, the death rate of a BBL is also crazy.

[B]

It's crazy. I had a bbl and to me, it was like very. It was the most non invasive. Like, I recovered quickly. Like, my boobs were crazy.

[A]

Don't tell me that mine was easy.

[B]

But I know what you're saying.

[A]

I'm about to come in here, cheat up.

[B]

I got all the fat sucked out. You got like, my arm fat, the back fat, the belly fat, and then it was all put in my hips.

[A]

Well, chicken fingers and lipo. Come on.

[B]

That's when it came out.

[A]

Right after.

[B]

Because I was like, so snatched. Like, my freaky video. I was like, so, like, so good.

[A]

You still are. So your to waste ratio is to be studied.

[B]

Well, I think it did. Keep it. I mean, obviously I've gained weight, but it kept the proportions there. So, like. Because I used to have a. A wide butt, but it was flat. You know what I mean? It wasn't like, that's how I feel.

[A]

I know.

[B]

You're the flat girl. Your tick tock. So all the classic tick tocks have been, like, coming viral again. Like, all the ones like, we'll miss this the most. And your team Bryce on God one keeps circulating and your butt's so cute.

[A]

I'm literally like, I'm gonna hear that. Like, when. You know when. Like how people say when you die that your life flashes before your eyes? Like, that will flash before my eyes. It's so crazy.

[B]

So good.

[A]

I just can't believe it. Dead sober too. No, I said that. Dead sober.

[B]

But it was so camp and so good. Like, and now Bryce is just so, like, extreme. Just.

[A]

Oh, my God, it's. It is so crazy.

[B]

Like, are you still team Bryce?

[A]

I don't think, like, I don't think we're team anyone. That, like, the fact that I was even just saying that, like, team Bryce On God. Austin McBroom, go home. Read a book, diva.

[B]

You were young. How old were you? That's years ago.

[A]

Not young enough to make that fully okay.

[B]

22, 23.

[A]

Maybe like three, maybe four.

[B]

Okay, that's. Yeah, you're still before the 25 age was a front lopal lobe develops that part.

[A]

I mean, that's no true. That is true. That was like, definitely needed some frontal lobe developing. But Tick tock almost got banned.

[B]

Tick tock almost got banned.

[A]

I just. I can't even believe. And then we woke up today to it back. I really just wanted Michaela to say that those were Ardell wispy lashes. That's all I wanted.

[B]

You think she ever would admit that?

[A]

I can't believe she didn't.

[B]

Like, so funny at this point.

[A]

It's so funny. Like, I just. I can't believe the app actually, actually ended and she didn't do it. That's. I'm trying to think of anything else I really wanted.

[B]

I do that. The thing about like tick tockers like that, I mean Grant, Michaela probably made so much money and saved it, but it's also like, what do they do? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you have to diversify. And this is, I mean this so wholeheartedly. I've been done doing social media for 18 years. Like, you really have to spread around. You know what I mean? Like, YouTube can go down. You know of can go down. Like, there's always things that go down.

[A]

You can't put all your eggs in one basket. I think it really made me remember that too. Like, just because I do rely on tick tock so much for like relevancy and like, obviously that turns into money and like, it's crazy. Like, yeah, it was like scary. It's just. I don't even know. I was worried about jelly bean sweets. I was like, what's she gonna do?

[B]

Oh my God. Start a podcast with her eating podcast.

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Yes.

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Let me do it.

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So fun.

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Speaking of diversifying, we love to diversify here. Go to patreon.com notloveline I had no.

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Idea where that was going. I was like, we forgot to do it.

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But you know what? We love our patrons. Can I tell you? We're going to give extra, extra love to our patrons. We're going to do full hour episodes on there after this. Because, like, honestly, go.

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You guys are everything. And that community, this specific Patreon, it's just so fun because it really is like raunchy. Like, it's crazy.

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We can do the sexy hot questions. We talk about pegging and all the crazy.

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The calls are just so wild. Like, people really tell us their deepest, darkest secrets.

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I am obsessed with our Patreon. So go to patreon.com not loveline if you want to do saucy spicy questions. We get. Wow. We find out so much about each other's own bedrooms. We really do.

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And, like, we need you now more than ever. Seriously, with this Tick tock bam. Like, please go over to the Patreon.

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I thought about that. I was like, at least we have our patrons. You know what?

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I'm hitting things, guys. Seriously. Yeah.

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So patreon.com not loveline. We had to miss one week, but I promise it'll never happen again. We just, like, honestly, like, really could not film. And then I was in London and you were not on the tar trip.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which I tried to retract. I think. I just. Trish. We're like, well, I'm like, my friends are there. You know, like Tana and Tara. And I was like, oh, my God. You were.

[A]

No, I couldn't go. I like, I don't want to shade anyone else when I say this. This was just my own personal standpoint. Like, I felt very out of touch being there. Like, and that was just me. Like, that is not me saying those other girls were out of touch being there. I also recognize so many of those girls were like in New York and stuff and just left. Like. But like, even just the day before, I'm like scream sobbing worried that my house is actually going to burn down. Like, everything I've ever worked for. And I know so many people have it worse. I don't mean it like that. It felt so weird to then just like get on a jet and go to an island and talk about concealer. Like, I just.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was just like, sad. And I also couldn't imagine if something bad happened in that climate. You want to be with your people. Like, you know, you don't want to. Like, I love this shape tape and this lip. Like, it just. It didn't work. And like, yeah, I couldn't. And that's. That's no shade to everybody that could. And I obviously was sad. Let me stop.

[B]

Because it does sound shady, but it's crazy. I guess this is more of a TikTok. Thank God for TikTok. It was more of a TikTok debate where I forgot who it was. A pretty popular tick tock. I can't remember was upset that. And I know you would have brought my code. But they didn't like that guys were on the trip. What did you think? Because, like, Brianna brought a new boyfriend or a new guy friend. I don't know if it's her boyfriend. And people just thought like, okay, maybe long Term or you know, husbands or whatever like that. But yeah. What do you think about people bringing guys on the dark trip?

[A]

Bringing. Bringing just like a date or like someone that you don't know though. Well, that's. Some would have pulled in like 2019, 2020 though. No question. I would have been drunk and like met a guy at a bar and like you want to come to the is with me tomorrow? Like I can't even lie. I don't know. I mean I guess I would have brought mokoa. So like really talk, you know.

[B]

Is there like a rule like you should be with someone for a year before you bring them on the tart trip?

[A]

Like probably. I don't know. It's kind of camp to me. Like kind of funny. I'm not going to lie.

[B]

But like, like Jake and tart. Like Jake Weber on the tire trip was what? I love Jake Weber more than anybody in the whole world. He bought a blanket. Like I love him but like that's.

[A]

Why I love him. I just don't. Their relationship to me is so interesting. Like hello, it is Ryan.

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[B]

It's wild.

[A]

Like, I guess it's more like I'm just imagining a girl dating him. You got to be so strong because Char Yami is so hot.

[B]

I think out there that he has somebody like, I think they're like, they posted, maybe not together, but people have seen them out at Barney's Beanery like that he is dating somebody. And they're like, wait, that's Crazy. And she's. She's gorge. Like, she's like a gorgeous model type. But it is crazy.

[A]

So the type where I would, like, try to be cool with that for so long, and then one day I would crash the out.

[B]

Yeah. I do not get that at all. But, like, more power to them.

[A]

It's like on vacation. And you're telling me they don't just too. Because it's like, if you're in a relationship for that. And I know they don't. Okay. Like, I've actually don't know. Yeah.

[B]

They can say no.

[A]

That's true. You're honestly right. I've, like, hounded them, which I shouldn't. Shouldn't do because they're just so both hot.

[B]

I can't even imagine being, like, hot people on an island and just not. Well, exactly.

[A]

And think about too. Like, when you date someone for a long time, like, you really get to cooking with the sex.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, you really start to, like, kill it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Like. Cause you do it for so long, and you know each other's ins and outs. Like, you don't want to just, like, one more time, you know?

[B]

Did you ever see Blink Twice?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I watched on the plane on the way back from London.

[A]

I'm surprised. I could see you being like, I don't want to see that.

[B]

You know what Oscar, he was telling me, he's like, you like, oh, you should watch his. I don't know if he even said watch it. He's like, have you seen. I was like, no, because, you know, it was originally called do we talk about this? Yeah, Island.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we did talk about this.

[B]

Wait, did we talk about. Because I've never seen this movie before. What did we talk about? Why did I bring this up last time? That's crazy. No, we love to talk about this movie.

[A]

Me podcasting about a movie I haven't seen. Okay. Let me tell you that.

[B]

What did I say? Because I did not know this movie. But you watch him. I watched it on the plane because I was like, I could not sleep. And I did watch it, and that was giving tart trip to me.

[A]

That's so funny. I was gonna go down the hall.

[B]

Not the part of it. Not that, like, power. It's just more like, oh, come to this island with us.

[A]

And we're, like, dystopian a little.

[B]

Everyone wearing their white gowns. In the movie Blink Twice, everyone was wearing. They put the women in, like, white. And that's so funny.

[A]

Comparing the torch.

[B]

It was giving me that. Because everyone's just like the little red bags because they had. Because the tart trip was showing the red lines that were the Virgin. You know, I guess Richard Branson does Virgin. So, like, there's that. So it was Virgin.

[A]

Like airlines or like some ritual.

[B]

I don't know. Why do they call it Virgin Airlines? That's a good question.

[A]

It's a really good question.

[B]

Yeah, it was giving that because they had the little red bags and that makes you forget.

[A]

And it's actually, I'm finally getting the lore on the trip because I refuse to intake any content because I'm sitting there and I'm like, like, obviously you want to be on an island. Okay. Like, obviously I wanted to be. You know me. I love the ocean. I love to be underw. So I was like, I'm not watching any of this.

[B]

Yeah, just like that. Fomo. Can I tell you? I was always like that too. I. But because I got invited on this trip, I felt like I could say officially now that I don't like these trips. I thought, well, maybe I'm just jealous. But then I was like, I was.

[A]

Trying to get her to come with me. You can cut this if you want me to shut up. Patricia goes, I would rather get all of my cavities filled at once than go on.

[B]

That's what I did. Instead, I got all nine filled at the same time.

[A]

You're so real for that, though. You are, like. Because even, like, I was trying to explain it to Mokoa before we were going, and I was like, it isn't. Don't get me wrong. I think tarte does everything in their power to make it a relaxing vacation. Like, they have the yoga and the goat yoga and all the. All the things, you know? But it at least me, like, my guard is never down. Like, I'm not on trips like that. Like, I'm not relaxing at all. Like, if anything, it feels like a red carpet was brought to an island and you're just doing a red carpet for five days.

[B]

For, oh, for how many days? I was at 5.

[A]

Like, however long it is, you know, it's just like it's all pr. It's all tick tocks. Like, you have to be worried about being filmed every second. Sitting there, mewing, sucking in, like, oh, yes, I love concealer. Like, and then you get drunk normally, too. That's the thing, too. I'm just so sober that I was like, they are very, like, drink centered, you know? Yeah.

[B]

There is one diva that goes on all these trips. She was at Bora Bora. We at Bora Bora with tart.

[A]

No, I missed that one too. Too. I'm like, third time's the charm.

[B]

Maybe I'm just tour. Oh, because it got delayed or something.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And then you weren't sure. Yeah. And there's one, and she's like, maybe older. She's like, blonde. And she's always just, like, goes to dinner and then goes in her hotel room. It's like, I'm just staying in the hotel room.

[A]

That's actually been me. This.

[B]

I love it. Yeah.

[A]

I would have been a hermit about it for sure. Like, when I don't drink, I'm like, okay, it's 9pm I'm not socializing with a bunch of drunk people. Yeah, anywhere. I'm like, really? It's so funny. Like, when I'm drunk, I'm the most drunk person alive and I'm zooming this and I'm crazy. And then the second I go sober, I'm like, I hate drunk people. Like, it's so hypocritical. I'm better than you. I'm literally so sober.

[B]

Like, when you don't drink, it is the worst to be around who's like, Only because it's just like, you're not at that level. I think if you're at that level, it's fine, but then you're not. You know what I mean?

[A]

And then I want to jump off a cliff because I'm like, wait, I'm like, this, but worse.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think you are. I feel like I haven't been around you drunk, but I've been around you, like, drinking.

[A]

There is a terrible big difference between drinking and hammered. Like, I'm truly an insane person.

[B]

You always seem just, like, fun to me. I don't know.

[A]

That is so keep that thought. Okay. Because it's like, it's actually crazy.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, the tart trip sounds wild. I don't know who I'd bring. Because I want to bring, like, Moses. Because it's just like, I feel like.

[A]

You have to bring Moses to be, like, sane, though.

[B]

That's what. Like your sister, maybe. My sister. Because that's what I'm saying. I mean, I think there's, like, Makoa is very cool. But then I feel like, I don't know, there's just some random boyfriends there, and you're just like, I don't know, like, with a bunch of young, hot influencers. Not even, like, anything is weird. Like, I know Mose wouldn't be weird, but I'm just saying, like, the girl. I don't know, the whole thing just seems a little.

[A]

No. Even when I bring Makoa around influencer girls and this has happened, like, a few times where, like, I'll, like, I'll just see, like, you're trying to flirt and he's so good about it. Or just, like I told you about, like. Like, even, like, Finita coming up to Makoa and being like, you eat. I know you eat. And, like, it was funny, but, like. But, like, it's like imagining him in that environment is so funny. Like, just like these people will say to Makoa and he's like. I'm like, oh, my poor thing just wants to serve.

[B]

I cannot imagine someone going up to Moses and be like, you eat it. I don't know. I think he would just, like, die. He'd be a tomato. Moses would get so red. What did Makoa do?

[A]

I think Makoa literally said, like, yes. He was just like, okay. Anyways. And then. No. I don't even know. I mean, he does eat, like, go off king, but, like, wow.

[B]

Really? You know that that's. Let me eat his ass. I'm like, that's not fair.

[A]

That is very Patreon. But we. I'll save. I'll save the rest of that.

[B]

You want to know more about.

[A]

No, seriously, it's like, let me. I'm bored. I'm not bored. What? I'm literally not born. This is what happens when I don't podcast. I just start saying, I know we.

[B]

Haven'T seen each other either in, like, so long. And I was just like, I need to catch up on, like, everything.

[A]

There's so much we want to do a Just Trish on Friday to, like, really.

[B]

Oh, wait, let's do it. I. I just want to interview you. We were talking about on. On my other Patreon, how I was reacting to Gabby Hannah Escape the Nightmare. And you're like, I was there when the chicken fiasco happened. I'm like, can we do the whole episode today about that chicken fiasco? Yes.

[A]

I have so much to skip the night.

[B]

Joey's actually coming that morning because I'm leaving for New York. So I have Joey coming that morning. And then, like, I needed a guest on the afternoon. And we were like, do you want to. I'm like, can you please? And you're like, yeah, so that's perfect.

[A]

I'm so down. I have so much I want to talk about David Dobrik's Seven Wonders of the World. So bad.

[B]

Oh, my God. And you watched it. You did text me. Because we were supposed to do not Loveline. You're like, I'm watching this for research purposes only. I'm like, I need to. Okay, should we save it? We should probably say I watched it.

[A]

All and I have. I could do a piece by piece reaction Friday.

[B]

We should do a whole. I just want, like, the lore of, like, the Gabby Hannah. Escape the Nightmare. You're talking about Escape the Nightmare. That was her title. Escape the Night. Joey had recently talked about you talking about it on a podcast. You see that? And then we actually didn't see that. Oh, yeah. And he's like, somebody went on a podcast and talked about it. I was like, well, I'm a podcaster. What do you think? I was trying to, like, hide the identity. I was like, who else is on Escape the Night with him?

[A]

Oh, my God. See? Let me be careful. Let me be careful.

[B]

Any of the lore and the David Dobrik about. I. I could go into, like, so much about that. No one really did because the fires happened, which obviously took precedent. But, like, he got lucky because no one really, like, no pun intended, roasted him the way that they should have for that. You know what I mean? Is that bad or no? Like, there's no other word. I was thinking, no, it is crazy.

[A]

Like, it just. I don't know, it didn't get as much negative traction as I thought it would. I think that unfortunately, his videos, like, unlock such a nostalgic part of a lot of people's brains as fans. I have so much to say.

[B]

Spiraled. I spiraled that day. When that happened, I was spiraling. I was like, oh, my God. And then, like, obviously the next day. Yeah.

[A]

Why is it weirdly triggering? Like, him coming back to the Internet.

[B]

So triggering for you, like, 30 or Jeff. I was thinking more of that. I was like, could you imagine? Like, someone literally is like, not only are you suing him, but also he's blaming you for this. Accident happened. Accidents happen. And it's like, one thing to be like, okay, accents happen. Like, I'm sorry. Like, whatever, I'll give you some money settlement to help you with me. It's another thing to, like, blame someone and be like, you did this, actually.

[A]

And then you're gonna go to the seven Wonders of. There are seven people actually wondering where Jeff Check is like that. You're gonna go to the seven Wonders of the World. Like, that's just so.

[B]

I know I was triggered. It's crazy because it's been Like, I was in that group for, like, literally less than a year. And I'm like, 36, almost 37. I have two kids, I'm married. And I'm still so triggered because I was like, oh, it's like, whatever. You know, it's a hot topic. You know, I'm like, no, it's not just a hot topic to me. Like, this is like anxiety. Like, I'm so scared. Like, I'm like. And I just think something like, nothing good can come from a David Dobrik return. So I was just like, this is all. But there's girls coming out exposing him. But we can talk about that on Just Church. There's like, girls being like, I was there at the. Where they go, Sydney. And she goes. You could see me in the reflection of the camera. He had me off camera. And there was a. There was a model I saw. Well, I didn't actually see her, but she had David dated David when she was like, 18.

[A]

What's her name?

[B]

I could bleep it.

[A]

Like, I wish I knew who that was. I want that. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she dated David.

[B]

She dated David. And she was like, I gotta tell Trisha this tea. And I was just like, oh, my. And then she got sick and she left the kids thing. And I was like, damn. Because I'm making my makeup artists telling me. Yeah. She's like, like, take a Z pack.

[A]

We need you on the mic. Oh, my God, that's crazy because I.

[B]

Probably would have been on just Trish tomorrow. Be like, so here's the tea about David.

[A]

No, but that's realist. It's just. It is just so wild that, like, I don't know, cancellation just means nothing nowadays.

[B]

David's is, like, not a cancellation. Like, he literally is like a monster. You know what I mean? Like, in so many levels.

[A]

Anyway, it's so wild. Mr. Beast is Amazon priming it up. It's like, come on. Like, I just need one Coca Cola. Like, take a chance on me, you.

[B]

Know, Give me a wee date TV show. I love that.

[A]

I just want a mainstream moment, you know?

[B]

Oh, same. Like, come on, how does that not happen? How do we get our. What would be, I guess, if this show went to, like, Netflix or something?

[A]

Like, how do we get on it?

[B]

How do we do it? What, like, brand for the super bowl would have us, like, if we're in a Super bowl, who has.

[A]

Yeah, who has money? But, like, like, Adam and Eve probably has super bowl money.

[B]

They should put it. I look all the Adam Neve Peggers and clitoral stimulators over there. I just did one this today.

[A]

What did you do today with that?

[B]

My little main channel video. Still. I never post my main channel. I do Adam and Eve over there. They're great. They're still chugging along. I get like 10, 000 views. Like, they still give me my. My deal, my bag.

[A]

That is so slay.

[B]

They're great. We love them. They're not sponsored. They should be sponsoring. Nobody's sponsoring this episode.

[A]

It's so. Yeah. Hello, Adam and Eve, Please help us. Dude. It's so. After this ban, I am like, you are about to see me in all of my bags. Like, vibrator on the Instagram grid, selfie smiling next to it.

[B]

There's a vibrating company that will pay. It was like a fifty thousand dollar deal. Yes.

[A]

Are you doing me now? The Tick Tock stuff scared me. Like, I'm just.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. But it's the relevancy, like you said. Like, I don't think. I don't think people would care about me if it wasn't for Tick Tock. So I got a little scared. I was like, wow, I'm going back to irrelevant.

[A]

And Instagram reels is scary. I tried to scroll last night. It's all straight men. And they're like. I like saw five different reels where it was like, daddy's gonna come home to you. And they're like, dead serious.

[B]

Like, who are you saying that to? The followers or who?

[A]

Yes. And like all the comments are men. Like, no one gets the jokes. Like, it's. It's like, really?

[B]

What is like Mark Zuckerberg? Is that his name? He was just on Joe Rogan. He's like such a bro. So I think that's like, why.

[A]

Yeah, I guess it's like tick tocks for the girlies and like reels are for the bros.

[B]

But like, I don't know who's watching that.

[A]

That's so. It was so scary. I was like, oh my God, 14 hours.

[B]

I know, but it was so real. And everyone like clowning people for it. It's like this is people's like, livelihood, small business. Not just like influencers, but like all the small businesses that like, he Lee has helped. You know what I mean? And it's like, that would not be possible without Tick Tock.

[A]

The amount of people, as much as I come for the panhandlers on live. Like, the amount of small businesses on live making their money and selling handlers.

[B]

What are they going to do?

[A]

Yeah, oh, bad.

[B]

I was like, damn, everyone needs to eat, you know? But it's back for now.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Permanently.

[A]

I think it's like a 90 day thing.

[B]

Like, Trump, 90 day is able to.

[A]

Extend the amount of time that they can sell the company. So it's like 90 days.

[B]

So three months, everyone.

[A]

Trump's trying to win over the diva. Like, do you feel like.

[B]

It's like, did you see James Charles literally was just like, I guess make America great again. I was like, okay, James Charles saying that. That was wild. Everyone's just all of a sudden a Trumpy.

[A]

Like, oh, my God. But 2025 is scary.

[B]

Why is it like that? It's like 2020. Remember beginning of 2020, it was like Kobe passed away and then they had fires. Then January. Like, everything was like, 2020. I'm like, can we just, like, keep it together for 2025? I really hope so.

[A]

Like, I just want to go back to a few months ago. Like, you want SNL was actually the highlight of my year.

[B]

Everything's been downhill since back. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I know. It's. Well, it will. It'll turn around. It has to.

[A]

David do back. Like, that is, like.

[B]

That was, like, literally hell breaking loose.

[A]

It's like his laugh over, like, all the things happening.

[B]

The apocalypse, like, the devil amongst us for sure.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Should we take a call? We should probably take a call. We have new buttons today courtesy of our producer Devon.

[A]

He slayed this. Okay. Listen. How cute this is. This one's Trisha's. We don't need to play mine. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, wait.

[B]

This sounds like a 90s game with, like, those phones. When you would, like, do you remember? Well, you're not from. Were you alive in the 90s for two years? That's crazy.

[A]

I was already 50. Like, no one was feeding me probably.

[B]

Oh, my God. Do you think, oh, my God.

[A]

No, they were probably feeding me at, like, 2. They had to have been, right? I'm here.

[B]

That is crazy. Do you ever think about that? With, like, okay, we'll go to questions, but, like, oh, we can go. Well anyways, because we're already on it. Do you ever think about that? Like, like, how did they. How did you survive?

[A]

I don't know. I almost feel like my parents were the type where, like, at first they were like, oh, we're gonna slay this, and then slowly just got worse. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah, I feel like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's what's scary. That's the scary part about having kids. Is like, you could be an awful parent and like, then what? You're just. You have this baby. Like, there's no return policy.

[A]

Like, you know, Fear.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's my actual worst fear. But I think even it being my worst fear, like, I recognize that that's good that I'm fearful of it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I think that my parents were like, extreme narcissists. Like, there was no room for like, oh, maybe I'm bad at this. I'm gonna grow, you know, so.

[B]

No, I think you'll be great because of that.

[A]

You know what I mean? I think it's my worst fear, like, truly is turning out anything like them. Honestly, you'd be.

[B]

You'd probably be like, surprised at how good you are. You know, I always thought like, oh, man, I'm the best mom. I think now I am. But when I first had Malibu, I was like, oh, my God, I am not good at being a mom. Like, you know, it's like a whole.

[A]

Whole human.

[B]

Yeah, it's like whole for the rest of your life. And you're just like, this is. This is it. This is my life. This is b. Forever.

[A]

It's. It is like so scary and crazy, but I think when I love people, I love them with everything in me, unconditionally. So.

[B]

Yeah, you're like, wildly, like, unconditional love.

[A]

Dial it back. This is the year of me being a again, by the way.

[B]

I love it. Messy Hannah.

[A]

I'm just over it. Like, I think if you can recognize this too, probably when you get to a place in your life where you're so peaceful, you recognize the things that cause you turbulence and regress your growth so much more, you know? And it's like, I just don't have time for that this year. And like with the fires, just like the all of that, it made me realize what's important and what's not. And I think it's just like.

[B]

And the important is back.

[A]

Yeah. Just honestly. Yes. Like, just like standing up for myself. Like, just, you know, I love that.

[B]

I miss it sometimes. I miss kind of just being like a Ruthless and people like, oh, scared of Trisha. She's gonna be unhinged. I wish I could be that again, but I just know myself. I would spiral. How to have fun anytime, anywhere. Step one, go to chumbacasino.com chumbacasino.com Got it. Step two, collect your welcome bonus.

[A]

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[A]

Yeah, that's true that. Tick tock, though. I was like, let me be messy. I haven't been messy in a while. And I posted all my drafts, and, like, I posted one with David, and then, like, my whole for you page was like, drama channels talking about it. And I was like, wait, you actively chose to do this, Tana? And, like, no, what was the one with David?

[B]

I did see it. You guys are just, like, dancing or something.

[A]

He, like, bought us shots, and I just found it, and I was like, this is like, what do you mean? I was taking shots with, like, David, and you were, like, in the groupish and so hammered. Like, just. It does make sense. But I was just like, oh, my God, the drafts are scaring me. It's like, all people I'm not friends.

[B]

With now could react to our moments in David's vlogs. I see it sometimes on our Patreon. I'm just like, oh, my God, I can't watch this. It's like, you should.

[A]

I never have. And there's so much backstory to all of them.

[B]

Okay, we'll bring up some clips on just Trish.

[A]

Yeah, we should do that. Okay, we'll take a call.

[B]

It's over. The episode's done in, like, 20 minutes.

[A]

Like, this show is for the people.

[B]

This was. This was our little.

[A]

I just missed you, and I missed you happy.

[B]

And people said that too. They're like, oh, I don't mind. Mind the little updates. So, yeah, we'll do, like, rapid fire for these last, like, 20 minutes, and then we'll go over to our patreon. So sorry, y'all.

[A]

Next episode, we'll take helicols. Like, my God. I also just unironically said, hello. Oh, my God.

[B]

Hello. Do you say hello? I didn't hear you say no.

[A]

Hela. Like, I said, we'll take hello calls. Oh, my girl. You can tell I have on podcasting.

[B]

No, you're. That's cute. That's everything. Okay.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

That's so chunky. Okay, let's go. First call.

[C]

Trisha. Tana, I'm not even getting you right now. A guy literally just left, and I went back onto YouTube to look up your guys's podcast so I could find the phone number because I need help. So this guy he's, like, really sweet and a perfect gentleman, and I really like him. Like, I should be with him. And I am, like, sexually attracted to him. Like, kind of. But when I tell you this man just ate myself face, he has no idea how to kiss at all. I think I'm gonna have Kylie Jenner lip kit tomorrow. Like, what the do I do to teach him how to kiss? Because if I want to keep seeing him, it cannot be like this. So how do I gently tell a guy, like, hey, you're doing it wrong. You're actually consuming my face. Thank you. Please help me. Thank you.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

He's consuming her face. So he's like, how do you do it? Like, eating it open.

[A]

Like, his mouth is. I fear that, like, what I'm gathering is his mouth is way too open.

[B]

He's just like.

[A]

Which is usually her lips.

[B]

So if this is her lips, his are like this.

[A]

Ew. Oh, my God. Probably that's not bad.

[B]

First of all, girl, don't tell him. That's so mean. Could you imagine someone like, you don't know how to kiss?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Literally. Bye.

[A]

Yeah. I would end it off it, but at the same time. God, is it. It's the worst being with someone who's, like, a really gross or bad kisser.

[B]

Like, it is like, I guess I'm just like. Like, I used to, like, love kissing. Moses is, like, not a kisser. It's not like he's a badass. He's like, he never kissed. He doesn't like kissing, like, making out. He never has liked it.

[A]

Wait, that's so crazy.

[B]

And I don't, like, necessarily mind it. Like, I guess, like, thinking before I'm.

[A]

Like, I'd rather someone be, like, not that into kissing, though, than, like, spitting all over my face. I have, like, had some serious bad kissers. Like, right now, I just had seven flashbacks. I need a lobotomy. Like, I want it all out of my brain so bad.

[B]

Like, wait, how is it bad, though? Just the spitting and what else?

[A]

Oh, my God. I was thinking about this one guy that I like, kind. I fully dated him. I just don't claim it. So I was trying to lie.

[B]

Block you from dating him for being a bad kisser?

[A]

No, but he had, like, stubble, and it was so prickly. And then he would just, like, get spit everywhere. And, like, he would just, like, heavy breathe. And it was so in your mouth. Yeah.

[B]

Was he big? No, just asthma or what?

[A]

I don't know. I really don't know. Yeah, it was scary.

[B]

It was like you never did anyone with beards, have you?

[A]

Well, I mean, because you had stubble.

[B]

And I was like, stubble's not bad. The whole beard is crazy. Moses. I never dated with a beard before Moses. Because I don't love a beard.

[A]

It's married to him.

[B]

I hated people with beards. I hated. Really?

[A]

It's different kissing someone with like facial hair versus not. I prefer not. I think just because it's like in the way.

[B]

It's in the way I'm always just like scratching. I'm just like, yeah. Because I'm like, I don't know what to do. I guess don't tell you. So you would say tom or how was your advice? I'd say don't tell him. But your advice is to.

[A]

I think you have to try different kissing styles and hope he like adapts, I think.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like do. Maybe you just really dial it back and then maybe he'll dial it back too, right? Or you could just tell him. When I was an alcoholic, I would always tell people. Like I would just get drunk and be like, you're so bad and bent. It's true. I know I need jail crazy because it's like after you like five times and like he doesn't make you. It's like, who do you give a about here? Like, am I just a blow up doll?

[B]

Go to the next one. Yeah, divorce him, whatever. Don't keep seeing him.

[A]

I think I can fix him. It was so bad.

[B]

That's crazy. No, I just leave them. I can tell you kissing's like. I don't think it's like the end of the world. I don't know. I guess if you love kissing someone.

[A]

That'S like I do kind of really like kissing.

[B]

So like, like, like making out. You just make out.

[A]

I love a make out.

[B]

Oh, I guess I haven't done it in so long. I'm trying to think. I don't even know if I've ever done that. I'm like trying to think like just sit on a couch and just start making out and then you just stop.

[A]

I not stop. Like I think it's a good like, like foreplay. This is getting a little patreon. Right? But you know, whatever put it in.

[B]

Don't just, you know.

[A]

That's true. You could just have him rail you like you don't even have so much easier.

[B]

Turn around. No lips involved.

[A]

Honestly. That's the final advice. Just turn around.

[B]

Turn around.

[A]

Turn around. Diva. Watch out, Diva. A back shot behind you.

[C]

Hi, Tana. Hi, Trish. First off, you guys are my comfort people. I've been watching you for years. And I actually just broke up with my boyfriend the other day because of your new podcast. And I. I find that I always attract the toxic men that just want me for the wrong reasons and treat me really badly after the honeymoon phase is over. My ex actually threatened to attack me after I broke up with him. I'm just really tired of the cycle. And as a 21 year old gay man living in Chicago, what would your advice be for me in order to attract guys that actually want to treat me right and make me feel like I'm worth something? Love you guys.

[B]

That's so hard. Get out of Chicago. I'm from there. I hate it. I mean, Chicago, Midwest people are nice, but the, the dating there is just.

[A]

Honestly, any man I've ever dated from Chicago was like, boy played by a Chicago man. Oh, that's so true.

[B]

Have you dated someone from Chicago? Who?

[A]

Yeah, I was really into this guy. It's funny, he's like going through a breakup on Tick Tock right now and the girl's like exposing him. Like, him. He kind of played me too.

[B]

Famous or like influencer.

[A]

Yeah, he like blew up for basketball, like playing basketball. His name's. I don't know, but I just thought he was hot and then.

[B]

Is he hot? I need to look up. I want to see these people you date.

[A]

And then. No, but he wouldn't claim me. He wouldn't make it official very much. Situationship. He was like, I'm not doing this.

[B]

I hate that so much. Guys are.

[A]

Okay, let's see, let's think. What's he saying? Like, he wants to break the toxic cycle. It's also hard when you're 21, I think. Give yourself some grace. Like, I think that no one really has figured out in that age range and it's not just you. And like, it might take some time and learning and bad experiences and just getting older to like.

[B]

Because no one knows what they want at 21.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, and no one. A lot of. Especially guys. I mean, that's the toughest part about being gay is like two guys dating each other. Because guys are the worst first. And there's two of you in the relationship. That's awful. And I think gay men can agree. They're like, we don't want to be attracted to men. I don't want to be attracted to men. But here we are.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know, I think it's hard. And yeah. Age. I think Aging. Honestly, that's the worst thing to hear. But I think at 21.

[A]

Yeah. And just, like, understand that these moments and these relationships and these toxic men are teaching you lessons that you will eventually put to use, you know? Like, I feel like for so long, I felt like all that, like, for nothing. And like, now I'm like, I'm so happy I went through all those things to be who I am. So just try to actively not choose men that remind you of the last ones. Like, don't keep going for the same guy, different font, you know? But also understand that this is kind of just a part of the cycle of being 21. Dude. Oh, my God.

[B]

And you're not gonna meet the love of your life on Grindr. Love Grindr, which they would sponsor us because they're not there. The soul mates aren't there. Probably not on Tinder and Hinge either.

[A]

It's. Yeah, it's hard. I mean, I feel like literally 80% of the people on the apps, especially now, just want to.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know? And it's so hard. It's so hard. Just everything will happen for a reason, you know? And it will happen. And we love you.

[B]

Bachelor. Why don't they do that?

[A]

Yeah, what the hell?

[B]

There's never been a gay one, right? That Prince Charming, that show on, like, Logo or something.

[A]

We should host a gay dating show. How fun.

[B]

Devin, our producer, says he's never been in a relationship, which. Wait, how old are you? First of all, that's not crazy. I've never been a relationship. I was, like, 30, so let me not judge, okay? Okay. Yeah, that's actually, like, a lot more normal. I tell people this is very normal.

[A]

And you saved yourself so much turmoil.

[B]

Probably Devin's looking for. We're gonna do Bachelor, Gay Bachelor Devin. I love it.

[A]

Fun. Would that be? I think it's like, Devin's are such a big part of Loveline. And, like, I love to be Cupid, too. Like, I love to set my friends up. It usually doesn't work and crashes and.

[B]

Burns, but we should get submissions. And Devin clocks all our phone calls so he can clock you guys. He'll just, like, pick his own people. That'd be great. We should have, like, 10 people submit, and then that'd be.

[A]

I just realized that, like, Amari would love you. Like, I wonder if that would work out.

[B]

It's over. The game's over.

[A]

Yeah. Hold on. Yeah.

[B]

No, I love it.

[A]

It's so fun.

[B]

Amari's so cute. Is he single?

[A]

Yeah, he is single. That's mingling.

[B]

Why do I always think he has a boyfriend?

[A]

Because he always.

[B]

He does. Right when he comes over, he always has someone. I'm like, I feel he's always. He always has.

[A]

Yeah. Amari's such a catch, too. It's crazy. Like, the people who just. So nice people are always getting at him and, like, you know what I mean?

[B]

Like, he's nice and sweet and he just. Yeah. He's kind of wonderful.

[A]

He's my little cuddlebug. Wait, that's so fun.

[B]

We'll find out. We'll do Devin the Bat Bachelor. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God. But then it's so scary to, like, set him up with anyone in my life because, like, oh, my God, the drama.

[B]

Yeah. Or, like, just a random person following, which could be, like, great. They could be wonderful. Or they could be, like, scary.

[A]

Yeah. Literally a serial killer. Like, they would basically have to be ready to, you know, hear the review on.

[B]

On that. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. The enjoyment of it is that the fans are also kind of like, you know, how was the date? Would you.

[B]

Sure. We'll have to have them say, like, I consent to being on not Loveline.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's so, so fun.

[B]

If they consent, of course. Consent here. Like, if they are willingly doing that. Yeah.

[A]

Not forcing consent here. We can just, like, give them a.

[B]

Different name, you know, that's so wild that they submitted and they didn't want to be on this podcast. Like, that's the whole point of this. But that's so funny.

[A]

I've always wanted to bachelor one of my friends.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, I'm ready to go on dates.

[B]

We're ready.

[A]

That's exciting.

[B]

Period.

[A]

That, like, setting that precedent. That means, like, it's going to come in abundance this year.

[B]

You're ready for it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When you say you're ready and you're open to it, it's going to come. I love it. You're such a good.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Valentine's Day, it's coming up, so. Okay. We'll get a little email set up and people can submit.

[A]

Wait, that's.

[B]

So let's get it set up for next time we film Friday so that we can have submissions. Yeah. And we need to show you so people see. Maybe we could, like, put a picture of you or something, too.

[A]

Yeah, well, we got to get it.

[B]

So it's set up. So we have, like, a three.

[A]

We bought line Bachelor. That's so iconic. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. We're gonna find.

[A]

I'm loving all the segments.

[B]

Maybe that person he's looking for Prince Charming. 2120. That's okay. Married by the end of the year, get married. That'd be everything. Yeah. You're gonna get married at the end of the year. Everyone on gestures predict that on the 2025 predictions, like, Canada's getting married. And I think because we're friends, people, like, thought I was spilling your tea. I was like, obviously, if she was getting married, I would not be the first to, like, break it to you.

[A]

I would let you break it. I would absolutely let you. That sounds like the most coverage. Like, let's go.

[B]

My sister was like, I predict Tana and Moa will get engaged.

[A]

Oh, my God. When you, like, that's actually so weird because I was thinking about that, like, last night. You were thinking about that last night, Paige?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it's so realistic. I mean, you've been together now way over, like, a year and a half, and that's usually when people can engage. I think we're kind of sitting there.

[A]

And I was like, I really can't see you with anyone else at this point. Oh, my God, no.

[B]

Absolutely not.

[A]

I know. I love him so much, and he is. I always do think about, like, long term. Like, yeah, I could be with McCall for the rest of my life, and I would be very happy. And he's so good for me and.

[B]

Good to me and, like, patient person with him. You're like. You glow differently. And I. Yeah. I think it's crazy when this sounds so shady, me. It's not. But it's crazy to me when people together, like, eight years and get engaged. And like, even together, eight years, like, this is not exciting. Like what?

[A]

Like, it's like, three max.

[B]

That's wild. Like, get engaged and then wait a couple years to get married. Like, I don't know. Like, being engaged is, like, not that big of a deal.

[A]

So funny, because I used to be so like that. Like, I would date someone for, like, two months, and I'd be like, shotgun wedding. Let's go to Vegas, get engaged. And now that it's like, I'm really with this person, it makes me almost overthink if everything is perfect in the right timing. Because I just cherished this relationship so much. I don't want to force or rush anything, you know?

[B]

Damn, cannot be me. I was like, I met Moses in March. I was like, we need to get, like, engaged before Christmas. Like, this is crazy.

[A]

Did you?

[B]

Yeah. It was 2020. We met, got engaged, and bought a house all in the same year.

[A]

Oh, my God. What am I doing?

[B]

No, but we were older. I was 32 and he was 42. And we both like one. Like we're just older but like. Okay.

[A]

I think Moko and I also both have a very like not no rush but like I don't know if it's 2025, it might be 2026.

[B]

That's healthy. It's very healthy to be no rush. I'm just like. But you know, you know, like let's get married now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or I always just think, what's the weight? Like what's the point of waiting? That's.

[A]

That is the thing. Because when I really think about it, it's like if we were engaged tomorrow, like nothing would really change. I would be down like, you know what I mean? Like I love him and I want to spend forever with him. But I just.

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[A]

But I used to be such a rusher. I don't know what has come over me.

[B]

You're in a healthy head space, I guess.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I was definitely like breaking up with Moses because he didn't want to like have babies with me right away. I was just like I can't be with you. Like I need to have babies now. And he's just like okay. No, no.

[A]

But everything worked out so perfectly. It's so funny. Right in my eyeline. No one knows. This is this like beautiful picture of Trisha and Moses as the idol. And whenever I'm like staring off into the distance, it's just at that photo.

[B]

We're redoing it all down here. Like we're going to get a new set. We're going to redo all it so it look cute. No, we are. I'm a photo. I like, I'm going to blow us up. But I need to get a photo once the new set comes. The leopard. I see us like an all leopard on a leopard couch.

[A]

Just.

[B]

You know what I mean? So we'll get them updated.

[A]

We're going to get a hot photo.

[B]

But I love film. She's down to do it.

[A]

I love photos so much.

[B]

She shot you.

[A]

She's my queen.

[B]

She's everything.

[A]

I need her to, like, take my. Soon. I got to get back on the.

[B]

Back on the, like, it's back, back.

[A]

I'm serious.

[B]

You know, I've been. I deleted mine in December, and it takes, like, six months to delete. They're like, we have to wait till the last act. No one can join. But, like, it's still up for another five months. I'm like, get this down.

[A]

Like, kind of, like, doesn't feel right.

[B]

It's weird because they were like, oh, until like, a membership expires or something. Your last membership. It's very odd. I was like, I need this down now. Only because it's like a new year and I wanted to go in the new year. I feel like it's blocking things for me, and I'm just, like, not, like, professional. Just, like, my own space, you know.

[A]

When you're manifesting and, like, everything different life, different me.

[B]

I don't know. I don't.

[A]

I think this is my last year of it, so I'm gonna go really hard and then be done at the end of this year. Honestly, just, you know, there was a point I loved.

[B]

It was my whole personality. I was like, this is. This is it for me.

[A]

Same 100, same. And now I don't feel that way. So it is, like, harder for it to be more authentic. But I'm thinking that I'm gonna have my nipple ring for one more year. So I think that those. They go, like, once the nipple ring is gone. Like that. Like. Yeah, like, that era of Tana is over.

[B]

So I'm sure you have a tongue piercing. You seem like somebody who would.

[A]

Oh, my God. I almost. Almost did at one point in my life. But I think it's, like, certain things I couldn't, like, even, like, bright red hair. Like, I'm too crazy here to, like.

[B]

Have both the reflection of it. Yeah. They're just like, well, that's a lot.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I will say the good thing about of and like, deleting it. They. They do allow you to withdraw consent. So when you, like, film with somebody else, you can give that person's page and be like, I don't consent to that anymore. And they'll, like, remove the video completely. Because I. There was people.

[A]

I filmed anyway. Yeah.

[B]

Because it's like. But it's cool because, like. And that's the thing in life. I think it's like, you can consent the time and it's cool that you can like withdraw it later.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean? Because that's not always the case. Especially people who do adult films, like with companies they would never let. They'll sell it forever, you know, so it's out there forever. So that is cool about of that. They're like, hey, if there's any pages that you want to withdraw consent from.

[A]

That's nice. I didn't know that. I really do.

[B]

When someone. There's been a couple people I've shot with that are like, hey, I don't want the video out there. They just asked me and I like, of course, take it down. You know what I mean? So it's good. And I'm sure if I asked anybody, they would because I've only shot with maybe like five or six people. But it's.

[A]

There's just so many things I've done for of. And I look back and I'm like, I maybe didn't need to do all that, you know, have you done something?

[B]

Well, let's talk about that on our Patreon. I want to know the craziest thing you did on. Because I was subscribed to you for.

[A]

A while and I remember being crazy.

[B]

Just nothing crazy. That's what I thought. I was like, it's pretty tame, like topless even.

[A]

Just like. Like it's St. Patrick's Day. Like, why do you have clovers on your. Like, you know, just like.

[B]

That's cute though. That's theme.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

That's not bad. I can tell you my craziest one on Patreon because I've done some craz crazy and I'm just like. And at the time, I was like, down for it at the time. I was also just out of my head, but real realistic. Do we have time for one more?

[A]

Someone make that a sound.

[B]

Okay, let's do one more.

[A]

Three whole calls, 48 minutes.

[B]

Perfect. And if you have a question at home and you want to call, here is the phone number we've got to the beginning. Call this phone number and if you have a spicy one, we'll do it on our Patreon. Patreon.com, not loveline. We'll go there and tell you our spicy as o f moments. All right, next call.

[A]

I need to memorize the phone number.

[B]

I have no idea what it is. So many numbers.

[A]

Sixes, lots of nines in it. So.

[B]

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[A]

That's good.

[B]

My favorite position.

[A]

Call us now.

[B]

It's exhausting, that position. No way.

[A]

God, we hate it.

[B]

I can't even bend over time. My shoe.

[A]

No, it's. That's. It's crazy propping yourself up. It's just embarrassing.

[B]

Yeah. No way.

[C]

Patrician Tana, this isn't a relationship question, but I was wondering if you have any advice on making new friends. I'm 20, I live at home in my small town and I'm a student pilot. So I don't have a college type environment to interact with people my age. My one best friend moved six hours away last spring. My other best friend is moving across the country next summer. So I pretty much only hang out with my boyfriend. The closest city is like 40 minutes away, but it has a reputation for being pretty dangerous. I love my boyfriend, but I am in desperate need of some new girlfriends. Please help me. Love you guys.

[A]

Well, how's your co pilot? I guess first of all. Right, because you're like up in the air with them. Like, maybe you could like Kiki.

[B]

Wait, she's a pilot with a girl.

[A]

Some people fly solo.

[B]

Wait, I didn't know there was a co pilot. On airplanes. There's always a co pilot.

[A]

Yeah. In case, you know, to learn. Yeah, yeah. Yes, they would.

[B]

To learn, they would have to have.

[A]

Someone in with them.

[B]

But like a big flight, there's not always a pilot with them. There's not two pilots pilots. Is there?

[A]

Yeah, there is there. I think so. I could never do that alone. Like, what if you're just feeling tired?

[B]

I was gonna say I can never do that with somebody. Leave me alone. I'm flying a plane. Like someone's just talking to you, changing the station. Like just. Oh, I hate.

[A]

Do they have radio up there?

[B]

Do you think I hate that because I hate music and someone's just turning on the music. I'm like, turn that down.

[A]

Like Pink Pony Club. You're flying a plane. That's horrifying. There's no way there's radio on airplanes, right?

[B]

Like, not that, I mean, there's like.

[A]

Radio, like help ground, but like no music. God. Oh my God. I want to go back to a minute ago before I spoke.

[B]

So, pilot. So you're saying like, maybe there's a girl co pilot she could be friends with.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. I could just imagine becoming good friends with your co pilot. But I'm trying to think of real advice.

[B]

Do you ever think about the 1920s and someone being like, oh, my God, there's girls flying planes.

[A]

Yeah. So crazy.

[B]

Isn't that crazy to think about, like, oh, my God, a woman doing that for you.

[A]

Women.

[B]

I think about that now in 2025. Like, damn, women are flying planes. That's so smart. I could never do it. Could never be me. It's insane.

[A]

I could never. I am like, better off in the kitchen.

[B]

In the kitchen. I can't do that either, though. So I wouldn't survive 19, 20 or 19. What are we in 2025 now at all?

[A]

I get it. So what can I. Literally nothing. Trisha. My favorite hobby is laying. I love to lay.

[B]

I love to lay too. I can't do anything. All right. Just do podcasts.

[A]

I'm a professional Y.

[B]

Thank God for podcast. Podcast these days, if that ever goes away. You know how there's trends and like podcasts go away. It's like, what the am I going to do?

[A]

I don't. I feel like we'll write a bunch of books for sure. That's how we'll do a book coming out this year. It should.

[B]

Are you writing it?

[A]

Yeah, I just, like, lately, even just with the fires and stuff, I planned on really working on it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

At the beginning of this year and I've been a little distracted, but I'm about to lock back in. You know, she wants to make friends.

[B]

Bumble has friends option, doesn't it?

[A]

Oh, they do. I was going to say also, like, tick tock. I know that that's like the most. Most 2025 answer. And like it's literally been back for 14 hours. But like, I feel like you could go on niche tick tocks and find girls in your city. I always see that, like girls looking for friends in la. And like, do you respond? No, I have enough. Honestly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm so tired, but literally exhausted. But like, even just your hobbies and like maybe finding people, she's saying that she moves around a bunch. Like, even you could just find some Internet friends who have the same like niche interests. Maybe you can find some fellow not loveliners, some people who enjoy in the comments chaotic things that you do. I would say just lean on the Internet. It's 2025 and you will find some people and hopefully maybe you find one midair too, you know?

[B]

Ooh, midair would be everything. The Mile High club but for friends.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What? We should have a not Loveline app where it's for dating and friendship. So people who watch the show, you already have a common interest which is watching us.

[A]

Oh my God, yeah.

[B]

Did you see. Do you know this person? I. I'm so maybe, you know, I should know the name of the podcast. Do you know someone named Rebecca? Do you know this person?

[A]

Black. I love her.

[B]

Rebecca. Oh, my gosh. I saw it. They were. She was saying how much she loved not Loveline. I really have to show. Let me show you this person.

[A]

I saw this soft, white underbelly.

[B]

Do we know what soft, white underbelly is?

[A]

Yeah. Wait, what the hell? Yeah. Wait, what is that?

[B]

Do you not see this clip of them talking about not Loveline?

[A]

I saw this clip.

[B]

Oh, so this person's not regular. Because everyone's like, oh, Rebecca knows. This is Rebecca. This is Rebecca. And then this is.

[A]

I saw this too. I knew that this was the show where they interview people who sometimes are going through it.

[B]

I thought she was a host.

[A]

Is it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A podcast.

[B]

Yes. So I thought these two were the hosts. Am I. Am I off with this soft white underbelly?

[A]

Trisha, Someone said, I have nobody to talk about this with. I love.

[B]

So anyways, they said, Rebecca Loki gives similar vibes to Trisha. But anyways, she is a fan. So here, I'll play the first part.

[A]

Before I left here, apparently, I saw this.

[B]

I'm like, that.

[A]

That is. That is.

[B]

That is how you help someone in your life. You know what I mean? Because she was like. Trisha was like, I kind of live. I love.

[A]

I do kind of live for, like, a story arc. Like when someone. Someone didn't like me, but then they like me.

[B]

Yeah, but no, she loved you. And she's like, I didn't like Trisha. And then she goes on.

[A]

Okay, hold on. It's. It's like the personality is an accident. It's not intentional, you know? So I prefer intention. But good for her, you know? Good for her.

[B]

Oh, you mean.

[A]

You think it's.

[B]

You think it's a.

[A]

It's a. Judging by her history with.

[B]

Men alone, have you seen the men she's been with?

[A]

She has not had an easy life. Because girls, me or you?

[B]

She's talking about me. And I was like, I feel like your dating history between the two of us was a little more.

[A]

That's literally insane. Are you kidding me? I was like.

[B]

Was mine that bad?

[A]

No, I don't feel like yours was bad.

[B]

She was like, a fan. And I was so excited because we had a shout out on a major podcast because everyone's like, oh, my God.

[A]

Is it a television show? It's a podcast. Like, gray. Like, almost like a yearbook Photo.

[B]

She needs a podcast.

[A]

Yeah, she's been the third host.

[B]

Should Rebecca be her third house?

[A]

That's honestly really awesome that that show does like open doors for people. It's crazy to think that, like I always have people kind of messaging me if they're like, you know, going through stuff in their life or whatever that they like watch us to escape. And like, that's just really cool to me, like in any way.

[B]

I was excited. Everyone knew. So it's this. It's a TV show. A show. YouTube channel. YouTube. Everyone was like stoked that they mentioned us and I was like, okay, cool.

[A]

Now I need to deep dive on the lore because everyone seems to love these queens and I hate feeling behind. So I'm gonna deep dive on the lore. But thank you for the love. We love you.

[B]

Rebecca loves you. And then turn loves me. Which made me excited. I was like, thank you, Rebecca.

[A]

Thank you. I think that you have to be a Trisha Paytas stand, so I'm glad you're on the right side of history. But yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like.

[B]

Anyways, shout out to soft white underbelly for shouting us out. Looking for excitement.

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[A]

Can I just say, you have really nice toilet paper. Like whenever I'm in your bathroom, like normally at my house I have to take like five scrolls, you know, and like over here I do that and then I have so much like, where do you. It's like. It's like a towel.

[B]

Yeah, my toilets are always clog cuz I use so much toilet paper. I love just being dry and clean.

[A]

Like, where do you buy your toilet paper?

[B]

Just Costco, but it's a Charmin Mega roll. It's like the good.

[A]

So good.

[B]

I hate paper towels.

[A]

My friends were asking me today, like what your house smells like. Like all the tea. And I was like, it smells like a bakery to me.

[B]

I feel like they've all been here. Oh this. It smells kind of weird because we just had wing. Stop. Down here, down here. So it smells. And mo fish reviews down here. So he has, like, canned fish. So he, like, opens them up.

[A]

Canned fish review.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm about to clock in and watch.

[B]

Like, two weeks before the Tick Tock band, he started getting traction.

[A]

Does he like canned fish?

[B]

He loves. It's like, canned, like, fish eggs and stuff. And, like, it's wild. Yeah, I don't.

[A]

That's wild. Yeah. I'm about to watch every single one.

[B]

Canned fish.

[A]

Everyone go watch Moses's canned fish reviews.

[B]

I know. I started crying at the end of the Tick Tock banks. I was like, wait. He finally found something he loves to do, and it makes him happy. And it's like he doesn't do anything for himself. So he'll, like, spend 10 minutes doing these canned fish reviews. A. And it's like. And then.

[A]

That's so cute.

[B]

I said it was going to be gone. I was like, oh, no. But he did one today to celebrate the Tick Tock return. Did you do your TikTok return?

[A]

Yeah, I was just kind of talking in the car about, like, Michaela's Wispy Lash.

[B]

You're like, that's going to be on the next Canceled. You're just.

[A]

Because it's like, really? I really was, like, up in arms that she didn't do that.

[B]

Have you ever talked to her? Have you ever met her in real life?

[A]

No. And I feel like she probably is, like, very sweet, and maybe I went too hard. Hard. It's just like, you do.

[B]

That's not bad. That's, like, cute in camp, I feel like that's not. She would. Yeah, I think she does.

[A]

And I hope she. I. I'm sure she, like, gets the game, too. You know what I mean? And just, like, obviously, like, when something's funny, I'm gonna laugh at it. And, like, the Wispy Lash had me in tears for, like, in a chokehold for, like, a year, but no shade.

[B]

You know, we love, love Michaela. All right, we should take one more because. I'm sorry, I just, like, went on this, like, tangent. No, I gotta use our buttons. Okay. This one will be a dump. Him or he's the one. Because I love these buttons. I love the color of them. They fit the set.

[A]

The Emmy Hartman, Leo Skeptic. Oh, my God, I'm an idiot.

[B]

That's funny. You so much talk about them. Like, I think that's, like, so not in your radar.

[A]

Because I commented on Leo's video, like, I'm an idiot. Like, what you say.

[B]

Well, in support. Were you in Support of Leo's.

[A]

I need to actually like have my phone taken away. Cuz it's like at night I'll just like smoke a joint. I'll watch half of a video on two times speed. And then I'm out here commenting this and it's like, girl, you have a platform. Like you can't just do that.

[B]

So you said this. You're like, yes, I.

[A]

Well, I just realized that I also think I became a victim of like the fear mongering. Like I think that like just everything that was happening like around me and everything. Like I was and still am, like so scared and paranoid. Like there were like six different people my security caught casing my house trying to rob it after I left. So then I was just in this whole headspace of like. But it's like you can't put that out to the world. It's not like a good thing. And it's just like I'm an idiot. I also didn't see the whole half about the homeless people. Like I don't. And people like dying on the hill that they think it's all the homeless people. It's not like blame it.

[B]

Yeah. On like one group. Group of people. It's like it's all done. I don't think so. Some of these influences are more dangerous than people. They're talking about. Like we should be scared of 100.

[A]

And I just. I was so like, me too. Me included myself the next day I was like, girl, watch the whole video before you say things.

[B]

I was so. I was like such a. Like Leo Skeppy. And not like anti Leo Skeppy. But he's just, he's just wild these days. I was like daddy? Really?

[A]

And I like forgot about that whole thing with the boyfriend. Like all the stuff he was saying.

[B]

Like he was joking or something.

[A]

Yeah. I need to not be watching things and commenting on things like at all.

[B]

But yet you have two podcasts where all you do is comment.

[A]

Literally.

[B]

But at least your tik tok. Your tik tok is the messiest.

[A]

That's where I'm messy because it's like it's me at all when I'm podcasting. I come here and I'm in my right mind. I'm awake. I know what I'm doing. Same with like canceled too. I like know I'm sitting on the couch and like try my best to be. But like on tick tock at 3am like after a joint, it's like put the phone down diva.

[B]

But it's funny. Like, the stuff you say is funny. Like, you're very quick with jokes. Like, I'm just, like, mean. If I just see something, it's like, you stupid. I get so mad all the tartsu. I think in my last episode, just, I was a little hard on the people on tart in general. I was just like. Cuz also, like, who am I to judge people who do flashy things? I don't know.

[A]

No, it's. It's all crazy. We live in such 2025 is crazy. Like, everything happening around us is like.

[B]

Well, you said before you started, you're like, this is my January 1st. We're starting over.

[A]

Today is January 1st for me, actually. Like, I originally was coming home from Hawaii and gonna film with you immediately. And that was supposed to be the start of my year. And then. Oh, yeah, everything's been haywire. So it feels good to be back. I'm just like, now.

[B]

Then you're like, gone again.

[A]

I know, but I really just, like, working. Like, I get like. I super beat myself up. Like, just, like, not doing anything for, like, three weeks. So I was like, oh, my God, you failure. Loser. Irrelevant. So, like, I can't.

[B]

I get like that too. Even after I, like, gave birth, I'm like, I need. I had a week off, and I was like, I need to get back. I need to do something. Because otherwise. Yeah, I feel the same way.

[A]

I'm like, I think we both have, like, almost are driven by fear because we know what it's like to be in such a bad spot that you, like, never want to be in it again. That it, like, it's a really good thing, but it's also bad. It's like, I did so much last year. Like, you deserve three weeks off. But, like, I don't know.

[B]

I was doing everything. I was doing cameos. I finally shot off my cameo because I was getting, like, a lot. I was like, okay, let me, like, because I was doing so much and I was so tired, I was like, I could probably stop the cameo, but I'm someone that's like, a hustle for anything, like a couple hundred dollars. Like, I'll do it. You know what I mean? But I was like, I need to chill, even start, like, cutting off was, like, hard for me because I was like, oh, I was like, such easy money. And I haven't made content in years, but it was just, like, selling that old content. But.

[A]

No, but I feel you. I, like, really beat myself up when I'm. When I don't. So I'm Happy to be back.

[B]

Me too. And I love this. This one is fun. And it's great because, like, both podcasts are my house. I did a little tour of the downstairs the other day, and someone's like, I didn't realize this set was, like, also in your house. Like, here's not Loveline. There's just church. We're doing, like, another set for Patreon. I want to build Moses a little canned fish set over there. Just like, so cute.

[A]

You know fish, you know, fishes. Fish are trending this year.

[B]

Fish in general.

[A]

Like, I just keep seeing that, like, fish on clothing is gonna be like. Like, I'm doing a fish shirt with the cancel merch.

[B]

Wait, you are like a Jesus fish. Like, those fishes on the car.

[A]

Like, cute little cartoon. Like, apparently, fish are in.

[B]

Well, that was my brain. My tick tock. Is Trish like, fish, so. Yeah, that's weird. I wonder why. She's ahead of the.

[A]

She's ahead of the trends.

[B]

Okay, fish. Well, he loves fish.

[A]

Should we take one more fishy?

[B]

One more fishy. Last question.

[C]

Hi, Trisha and Tana. I love you guys. Okay, I need some help. I saw a tarot reader and my friend had seen her before me, and she did great. She, like, nailed everything in her life. So I go, I see her and she's like, pretty much the gist. My husband is hiding something from me. It's not cheating and it's not financial, but she's like, it might end your relationship. And she was so into this reading this lady. And now I don't know what to do. I'm like, questioning him without telling him I saw her. I'm saying, oh, okay, so what is it like, that you want to tell me? Let's communicate. Let's talk about everything that we have to say. And he's like, not telling me anything because maybe there's nothing. But now it's just in my head and I can't. I don't know what to do.

[A]

It's not cheating, not financial, but he could be hiding something from you. This is like, I almost, like, I don't know if I'll ever willingly go see a psychic again in my life because I've had so many people be so right and it's like, oh, so right. Yes.

[B]

Because there could be so many people that are so wrong too.

[A]

That's true. That's true.

[B]

But you've always had, like, spot on experiences.

[A]

I've had really spot on experiences, but to the point where almost like, like I had a psychic tell me My boyfriend was cheating on me. And, like, he was like, it was crazy. Like, I mean, obviously I was dating people who would cheat on me, actually. It's like the psychic would just look at me and know whoever I'm dating was cheating on me. But, I don't know, Like, God, that sucks.

[B]

Yeah. She's like, oh, man. And just hearing it from. I believe in psychic powers for sure, but she could be wrong, you know? That is so true.

[A]

Like, if a psychic told me that, I could so see myself coming home to Moa. Like, what do you know? Tell me now. What are you doing? I know something. And he's like, literally, like, you're losing it. You know, like, your man could just be completely normal. But, like, I believe in those otherworldly. With the witches and the warlocks. For sure.

[B]

Believe in that. Yeah.

[A]

And cauldron.

[B]

I just would. Oh, God, it's so hard because if it's like, like you said, if you're just, like, speculating and going off of that and, like, accusing someone and, like, nothing's happening, then it's like, the worst. Then you're just like, I don't want to be in a relationship with you. Like, accusing me of something that I didn't even do.

[A]

Maybe go see a second psychic.

[B]

Second opinion.

[A]

Maybe go see a third psychic. Maybe set some booby traps for him. Like, really try to, like, set up. Try to catch him. Catch him in the ass. Get a private investigation investigator. I don't know what the hell I would do.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know either. This is a tough one. So, yeah, I guess I don't know. You know, I'm flipping my answer.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

I had to take a little bathroom break. And I had time to think about it.

[A]

We both did. I was holding my pee the whole episode like this.

[B]

Don't hold your pee. I know. I was holding it, too. And then it just becomes urgent for me where I'm just like, I need to go right now.

[A]

I hold it until I'm gonna explode and die. It's, like, so weird.

[B]

So I flip it. Just dump him.

[A]

Honestly, I agree. It's just I. Maybe see a second psychic or set a booby trap.

[B]

No, the psychic knows I'm a psychic, and I know the psychic knows. My intuition is telling me the psychic is onto something. I think I agree. And if you feel onto something and the psychic is confirming it, you are the second opinion. Dump him.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I switched my tone. I was like, I don't know. But I was like, no, I know he has a secret and don't wait around to find out what it is.

[A]

It's. I mean, and most men have secrets, too. Like, if you really just think about it, like, 85 of men are probably withholding a major secret from you that you'd hate. So, yeah, get out of the curve, diva.

[B]

Yeah, they'll take it to the grave. So just stay away from all men entirely. Explore other genders. Yeah, there's plenty out there.

[A]

Not dating straight men.

[B]

That should be the title of this.

[A]

Really should be. Dump him, diva. Sorry. The psychic said, well, the tarot spoke.

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