FAMILY VLOGGERS GO TOO FAR, PREGNANCY ERA

Summary

Podcast Summary: Not Loveline – FAMILY VLOGGERS GO TOO FAR, PREGNANCY ERA

Hosts: Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
Release Date: March 10, 2025
Episode Title: FAMILY VLOGGERS GO TOO FAR, PREGNANCY ERA

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1. Fashion Frenzy: Leopard Prints and Merch Madness

The episode kicks off with Tana and Trish diving into their shared obsession with leopard print fashion. Trish showcases her latest purchases from the Skims Dolce and Gabbana collection, expressing enthusiasm over the variety and versatility of the pieces. Tana confesses initial hesitation about certain items but quickly gets swept up by Trish’s excitement.

Trish (00:32): "I really think leopard's gonna be my thing here because I love leopard."

Their discussion seamlessly transitions to their upcoming merchandise launch, centered around their iconic leopard theme. Trish emphasizes the comfort and style of their merch, anticipating it will become a staple in their wardrobe.

Trish (01:14): "Our merch is coming. It's leopard. It's leopard and it's so cute."

2. Big News: Trish’s Pregnancy Announcement

The conversation takes a personal turn as Trish reveals her pregnancy, sharing the joyous news with Tana and the audience. Trish describes the moment she decided to announce her pregnancy, highlighting her inability to keep such exciting news to herself.

Trish (02:14): "I would be telling everyone. And you're... I'm just so happy that I found out with everyone else."

Tana commends Trish’s ability to share her happiness, contrasting it with her own tendency to keep secrets. They express mutual excitement about expanding their families, with Trish mentioning the challenge of balancing motherhood with their show’s demands.

Tana (02:42): "If you had twins, they would have been an absolute nightmare. Would have loved a gift from God, obviously."

3. Critiquing Family Vloggers: The Dark Side of Sharing

Tana and Trish delve into a critical analysis of family vloggers, discussing how oversharing and the pressures of maintaining a perfect image can lead to negative psychological effects. They reference high-profile cases like Casey Anthony and the Gabby Petito situation to illustrate the potential dangers of public scrutiny and fabricated personas.

Trish (14:27): "Family vloggers, I just think if they're your everyday content, I just truly... And I show my kids. So I'm not even like, above, like, don't show your kids."

The hosts express concern over the authenticity of emotions portrayed by family vloggers, suggesting that constant performance for the camera can lead to inauthentic relationships and personal struggles.

4. Pop Culture Conversations: From White Lotus to Peppa Pig

The dialogue shifts to a discussion about contemporary TV shows and cultural phenomena. Tana and Trish dissect the latest season of "White Lotus," analyzing character dynamics and plot twists with keen interest.

Tana (30:01): "The White Lotus is so funny because they're all unlikable. Obviously, they're meant to be that way."

Trish brings up the unexpected pregnancy of Mama Pig from "Peppa Pig," leading to a playful yet earnest conversation about the significance of such events and their personal connection to the news.

Trish (51:37): "I thought everyone was calling me Mommy Pig because I kept seeing this everywhere, and I can't believe Mama Pig is pregnant."

5. Behind the Scenes: Show Set Updates and Future Plans

The hosts provide an insider’s look into the evolution of their show’s set, mentioning recent updates that enhance the viewing experience. They brainstorm ideas for future episodes and discuss potential collaborations, all while maintaining their signature humor and camaraderie.

Tana (38:40): "I know he knows something we don't."

Trish shares her excitement about their upcoming live shows and merchandise drops, reinforcing the strong bond between the hosts and their commitment to delivering engaging content.

6. Audience Interaction: Navigating Relationship Advice and Personal Challenges

In the latter part of the episode, Tana and Trish engage with their audience through call-ins, offering advice on various personal issues. One notable call addresses the dilemma of dealing with a partner who spends excessively, sparking a heartfelt discussion about financial boundaries and communication in relationships.

Tana (78:05): "I think the money thing is, like, such a big thing for people. Like, we are the spender, so we don't think about it."

Trish contributes by emphasizing the importance of setting clear financial boundaries and being patient with partners as they grow and adapt within the relationship.

Trish (80:34): "Communicate. Communicate with your man."

7. Real Talk: Handling Anxiety and Alcohol Consumption

Another call focuses on managing anxiety related to alcohol consumption and public intoxication. Tana and Trish share their personal experiences and coping strategies, encouraging listeners to be compassionate with themselves and others.

Tana (66:33): "Anxiety is enough to kill a woman sometimes."

Trish echoes the sentiment, advocating for self-acceptance and understanding in the face of societal pressures and personal challenges.

Trish (73:16): "It's all about how maintaining boundaries and being comfortable with your own boundaries."

8. Closing Remarks: Celebrating Friendship and Future Endeavors

As the episode nears its end, Tana and Trish reflect on their enduring friendship, celebrating the support and love they share. They tease upcoming projects and express gratitude towards their loyal audience, reinforcing their dedication to providing authentic and relatable content.

Tana (36:20): "You're the best. So good to see you."

Trish highlights the importance of community support through platforms like Patreon, encouraging listeners to join and engage more deeply with their content.

Trish (37:04): "Visit patreon.com notlemline and you will be so gagged."

Notable Quotes:

• Trish (00:32): "I really think leopard's gonna be my thing here because I love leopard."
• Tana (02:42): "If you had twins, they would have been an absolute nightmare."
• Trish (14:27): "Family vloggers, I just think if they're your everyday content, I just truly... And I show my kids."
• Tana (30:01): "The White Lotus is so funny because they're all unlikable."
• Trish (51:37): "I thought everyone was calling me Mommy Pig because I kept seeing this everywhere."
• Tana (78:05): "I think the money thing is, like, such a big thing for people."
• Trish (80:34): "Communicate. Communicate with your man."
• Tana (66:33): "Anxiety is enough to kill a woman sometimes."
• Trish (73:16): "It's all about maintaining boundaries and being comfortable with your own boundaries."

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Conclusion

In this episode of "Not Loveline," Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas balance personal revelations with incisive critiques of the family vlogging phenomenon. They navigate discussions on fashion, pregnancy, pop culture, and relationship advice with their trademark blend of humor and honesty. The episode exemplifies their ability to connect with listeners through genuine conversation and relatable topics, making it a compelling listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[A]

Then it's like, you get pregnant. And literally I want to. Like, literally McCall was asking me. He was like, does this make you want to get pregnant? And I was like, kind of, who is this baby? The reincarnation of.

[B]

Okay, I thought everyone was calling me Mommy Pig because I kept seeing this everywhere. And like, I can't believe Mama Pig is pregnant. I was like, what the. I was like, is that my name?

[A]

No, no. This dress was made for you. I'm like, mesmerized.

[B]

I love it. It's a skims.

[A]

Like, I wanted it and now I don't because I wouldn't look that good in it. Like, that.

[B]

You would look so good. I ordered everything from this collection, so it just.

[A]

So cute.

[B]

It goes good with our set. Now they did a skims Dolce and Dolce about it will never fit me. So when they had a skims one which goes up to 3x, I'm like.

[A]

I'm getting all of that, every single thing. And I just love. We love leopard, clearly.

[B]

I really think leopard's gonna be my thing here because I love leopard. I'm like, I'm just gonna buy. I literally ordered like, leopard, Dolce Gabbana shoes and like everything. They have like a crystal one, like with a big heel. I was like, I'm gonna wear that.

[A]

Even I would.

[B]

Cuz we don't walk, so that's good. I can just show you my.

[A]

I brought stilettos today. And like, I'm so excited because it's like, we don't move.

[B]

Yeah, you can just show the shoes. I need to. I also ordered like, us cute leopard. Like, slippers, like Ugg slippers and st. That way we have it. Yeah. I'm so excited. And our merch too. Our merch is coming. It's leopard. It's leopard and it's so cute. It says like, not loveline. It's like, it's gonna be so comfy. I feel like I'll wear just like every time.

[A]

You're so damn good at this. I was saying, like, I keep having dreams that she's continuing to add on to the set and making merch because it's so prevalent. How damn good.

[B]

I try to pitch it to everyone. Everywhere I go, I'm like, oh, my God, we need to put this on tv. Like, we need to do this. Like, I'm always just like pitching it so much. I love it.

[A]

You could see us with a talk show. I'm manifesting.

[B]

I feel that way too. I love it. Are we going? We should just Go. Yeah. Okay. We can keep it. Is it going? Audio's going. Keep all of it then. Yeah, I'm manifesting it too. I really feel like we're manifesters here.

[A]

We are.

[B]

And we're manifesting good fortune for you guys. Hi, welcome to Not Love one. Welcome back to Not Love.

[A]

Like, she's freaking.

[B]

I wanted to wait to tell you. I was just like, I couldn't wait anymore because everyone's just like, she's pregnant. She's pregnant.

[A]

You are, like, the best ever at keeping something close to you and keeping a secret. I would be telling my door dasher. I would be like, hey, thank you so much for the chili. Pregnant. Like, I would be telling everyone. And you're. I'm just so happy that I found out with everyone else, you guys. If I had to, like, live with that secret, I think I just would have combust.

[B]

I wanted to get your reaction, though, because your reaction is so I could tell you anything. And you, like, scream. You're just, like, so excited for anything. And I was, damn, I really want to get your reaction.

[A]

I actually shook Mokoa awake. Like, we were having, like, an earthquake. Like, I was like, get up. Get up now. Get up.

[B]

And he's like, what?

[A]

What? And I was like, trisha.

[B]

And he's like, okay.

[A]

No, he was so happy. He was so. Even today I was leaving and he was like, please, please just tell her I said congratulations. Like, I'm so happy for them. He was so happy.

[B]

I think by the third baby, you're just kind of like, it's just another.

[A]

Baby and you're so casual about it. I just. I was saying this to you and, like, I'll shut up. But, like, touring and doing Broadway pregnant to me is more impressive than all of the Olympics combined. Like Michael Phelps. I'm sorry. Like, that's so.

[B]

Never do that pregnant.

[A]

And honestly, just the craziest thing. It's so true. Like, you're going to be able to show your baby all the things, especially this pregnancy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, all the things that you're doing while pregnant. And it's just. Do you. Wow. It's like, no, this baby has been.

[B]

Like, a lucky charm for sure. Because, like, all the things, like, I've gotten, obviously before even knowing, like, that I was pregnant, I was just like, damn, this baby's been with me everywhere. They were really like, we're gonna world.

[A]

Travel with you and you really don't know the gender?

[B]

I really don't know.

[A]

I don't believe anything. I know.

[B]

I really don't know. And I would be the worst liar.

[A]

No, I really don't know.

[B]

We are seriously trying to wait until the show we have at the Greek because we want to do, like, the big streamer and, you know, we have no friends, so I want to, like, just show it to everyone there. Like, our gender reveal is just like, us, basically, so.

[A]

Oh, my God. But that's so iconic to, like, let the crowd in on that. Like, imagine being like, I bought a ticket to just, like, see Trisha sing, and now I'm. I'm getting a gender reveal out of this. You should honestly, like, mark up those prices.

[B]

I don't know. It's definitely sold out.

[A]

Oh, my. It is that exciting. It is so that excited.

[B]

Yeah, I'm excited.

[A]

I've been seeing the funniest tiktoks. It's so cool, like, how many people are so invested, as if it's, like, their pregnancy.

[B]

Yeah, it's wild. It is wild. People are so excited. And, yeah, I almost feel like this baby.

[A]

All of your babies are going to be superstars, but just due to all the things that you've done while this baby's in your stomach. Like, who is this baby? The reincarnation of.

[B]

I know. What was the last part?

[A]

Who is this baby? The reincarnation of.

[B]

Oh, the reincarnation of. That's why all the guesses on that. Someone said, like, the Pope. I was like, can we just let this baby live?

[A]

Its life is so crazy, that whole thing, because how does that start? Like, people, Malibu was Queen Elizabeth.

[B]

I don't know how. Oh, she just. Queen Elizabeth passed away the week I was supposed to get. But the week. The day I was due, Queen Elizabeth passed away. So people thought I was, like, in labor, kind of give.

[A]

Queen Elizabeth.

[B]

I believe it.

[A]

She's pretty calm. She's pretty cool and collected, and people.

[B]

Just, like, bow down. Like, not even kidding when we go out to, like, any place. I was like, oh, my gosh, look at her. Look at that. And maybe a lot of people get that, but people think she is just, like, she is, though royalty or something.

[A]

Her energy is true. No. Malibu, like, walks in the room, and I'm like, ten hut. Like, I'm not even actually kidding. Like, I, like, straighten up my posture.

[B]

Like, she loves you. She was so excited to see you today. She's like, dana, I can't wait to see you. It's her favorite time coming down at the end to see you.

[A]

I was gonna buy her this toy in Cabo, and then I was like, it's not even bougie enough. Like, I. I put it back, like, because it was just wooden. And I was like, she's gonna be like, what is this?

[B]

No, she loves. She loves everything. She's such, like, she loves makeup shows everything. Queen vibes for sure.

[A]

What if this one's a boy?

[B]

It would be crazy. I'm betting on girl because I just feel like girl vibes we have. I think if it's a boy, he's just going to have to really love pink because our whole playroom is pink. Everything is pink. So.

[A]

No, no. Queen out. Are you kidding me? If it's a boy, A part of me does kind of think it might be a boy. And it's like a. How he's going to be like, I don't know.

[B]

I just say that. But is it because we have two girls? That's, like, the probability maybe, like, it has to be a boy at this point. Yeah.

[A]

Yes, that's true. And, like, obviously, like, we don't want it to be a straight boy. Can I say that? I don't know.

[B]

And I am performing Pride, so it's like, you know, it could be rainbow infused.

[A]

Yes. Literally. Speaking of names would be crazy.

[B]

A straight boy would be crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Just like, it's. I don't know how much that's in the cards.

[B]

I'm in my Lady Gaga era and I think Lady Gaga said something. If her son wasn't gay, she was sending him back one.

[A]

I like 100. I can't agree more. I always tell my go with that. It's like you'd be taking our son to, like, football, and then I'd be taking him to the nail salon, like, praying. I'm, like, undoing it. I saw you singing you by Lady Gaga, you and I today on Tick Tock. That's my favorite.

[B]

Quick, how did you see that? Just posted.

[A]

I'm obsessed.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

I love that favorite Lady Garga song, Crazy.

[B]

I didn't even know it. And then I remember when she was like a boy and I was like, oh, what was that song she sang when she was a boy? Do you remember that? Like the VMAs. And I was like, oh, she kind of ate with that. She goes on. She has. She's actually so amazing. I actually was not a Lady Gaga. I wasn't a hater, but I was always like, I don't really get it. But I'm like, she said I'm a little monster.

[A]

I think I don't even actually want to say that because it's like. It's like, you know when people say they're a Swifty, but they don't know, like, every single song? It's like, I don't disrespect the culture.

[B]

Oh, but I think little monsters are accepting. I think they're very much like, oh, I love Lady. If you know one song, you're in. You know what I mean?

[A]

Okay, good. Because I love you. And I. And I. I just love Lady Gaga. Like, poker face.

[B]

I know. I love her too. And even her new mayhem just came out. Stream it everywhere. It's just, like, so good. Abracadabra was good. I got on the kick because, like, two weeks ago at my show, someone's like, sing Abracadabra by Lady Gaga. And I didn't know, and I felt so bad. I was like, oh, my God. Everyone's like, whatever. My fans were so disappointed. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna make it my mission to listen to Lady Gaga.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I watched Oker 2. So good. House of Gucci. So good. Like stars.

[A]

I was like, I need to see House of Gucci. I haven't seen it.

[B]

So good. She's such a queen. And acting and singing. And she's on tonight. Oh, my God, the host and music.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I saw that. Actually. I just love her. And she's always been such an activist and, like.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So, like, ahead of her time with everything. I remember, like, there was a point in time where, like, the whole media was, like, really accusing her of, like, being a boy secretly.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And she came online and. And just, like, like, her interviews and the things like, so what if I am? Who cares? Why do you care what's between my legs? Like, yada yada. Just has always been like that.

[B]

I saw an interview that made me like her too, on Tik Tok, where someone was. She was talking about her mom calling her and saying, like, you're all over the news because you gained weight. And she's like, what? What are you talking about? She goes, you gained weight. You're the news. Like, why is my weight the news when there's, like, wars going on and people die? And I'm like, queen. She eats every time.

[A]

Absolutely love every time. And you can just tell, it's so authentic. And she paved the way for so many pop girlies.

[B]

I love her. I remember the only thing I remember, Lady Gaga before I became a little monster this week was, like, her press tour for Star Is Board. And she kept saying the same thing over and over. But I like. And people Were making fun of her. But honestly I was like. That line stuck with me where she's like, you know what? There could be 100 people in the room saying no, and all you need is that one. Yes. She said it everywhere she went. But I was like, rightfully so. People need to hear that. And as I held on to it so now as a little monster, I was like so proud.

[A]

So I love everything.

[B]

I love. You're in a Coachella.

[A]

Yeah, I am.

[B]

I think.

[A]

I mean, there's like a part of me that kind of doesn't want to. For all the cons and just the sober cella of it all. But I think I'm. And I honestly, one of my main reasons is because I love Lady Gaga. Like, I want to see her life so good. I'm manifesting like an artist wanting to bring you out at Coachella.

[B]

So you have to go manifesting that. I think that's why I became like a Gaga stands like, wait. Because I sing shallow at all my shows. Like, maybe she'll bring me out.

[A]

I didn't even think about that.

[B]

I love it. And people do go crazy. I'm not gonna lie. My cover of shallow people really do.

[A]

This thing in the world. That's what we. When you came out at our show, that was. I was like, we have to sing.

[B]

People really love that one. That's so funny so much. It's my song now.

[A]

What are. So why are we naming the baby little monster? Like what are we. I'm circling back and not done. I saw Houdini as a choice.

[B]

Houdini is what I put.

[A]

Gaga is really cool.

[B]

Gaga would be crazy.

[A]

Malibu Elvis. Gaga.

[B]

That is kind of iconic. The thing. I guess I can make an exception. The only thing was, is we wanted it to be a movie poster. Cuz we have Barbie poster. We have an Elvis poster. So we were like, oh, we really want like a movie poster name.

[A]

I love you guys so much because. So what? What's a movie poster name? Like what?

[B]

I was like Selena or something. Or like Houdini is a movie poster. I loved Aladdin.

[A]

I love Aladdin. We like Houdini the most.

[B]

Houdini is. Houdini is just so.

[A]

And like hh.

[B]

Oh yeah. And we shot Freaky at the Houdini mansion. Like there's like little ties to it. Like I do love Houdini and like.

[A]

This baby is magic.

[B]

I kind of love. And we were just at. You probably performed there too. The more theater in Seattle was where Houdini performed in like 1907. And I was like, oh, my God, it's a sign. Like, yeah. I don't know. It's so love.

[A]

Houdini, Hackman, Paytas. We'd have to flip them around just for the, like, alliteration.

[B]

Or just eliminate Paytas and just put Hackman. So we all just had different last names.

[A]

No, we can't do that.

[B]

I know. I was like, they need a pay us. I mean, I don't know if they need Paytas in their name. They might not want that.

[A]

But what else? Like, what are do. How do you feel about paper mate still?

[B]

I love paper mate. I do.

[A]

I. Papermate Paytas.

[B]

That was a sponsored one. Now it'd be a sponsor name. Oh, another reason when you were here last, DraftKings.

[A]

Paytas.

[B]

That's your baby name. DraftKings, Pepsi Paytas. You were here last year. You were talking about how people get like. Well, I shouldn't even say because I don't want to say that. But you're saying certain people get this, like, sponsorship when they're pregnant to announce their pregnancies. And so we were like, back and forth with it. And then ultimately they passed, like, well, they're kind of conservative. And I was like, okay. I was like, you can bleep out the name Drew, but. And it was just like. And everyone gets those, like, great deals. And I'm like, you know what? It's the third baby. The first two. I was like, yeah, it's kind of icky to, like, have a sponsored announcement, but I make the third baby, won't care. You know what I mean?

[A]

Bag for Houdini.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Put it in the trust fund. We're in California still. We're not moving to Tennessee. We're gonna put that 100 in.

[A]

But it is crazy, the people moving.

[B]

That is wild. Do you think it's true? I think that's why people are doing it.

[A]

You want to believe it isn't true.

[B]

I guess it's a coincidence that everyone's going to Nashville.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, no. And it's just. I'm really. I've been really, like. I haven't watched a documentary yet, but it's like my whole for you on the ruby frame.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's. I watched it when I was away and I was just like, that's actually so depressing.

[A]

No, it's crazy.

[B]

No, people like your stance. Especially, like, the astrovino of it all and stuff like that. Like, they like it because you've been through that stuff. So it's like, I just Keep seeing.

[A]

More like, I don't even want to talk about it. And I'm like, maybe I should just shut up. But like, Casey Anthony being back on Tick Tock.

[B]

I think she got banned now, right? She's off of it now. I think they banned her. Oh, yeah.

[A]

To God. What do you mean? I'm like, you're a legal advocate now. Like, and she just never. I, like, that was one of the first cases I was ever, like, really interested in. Like, I remember being young and being interested. Right.

[B]

It was a long time ago.

[A]

Just, oh, my God. She.

[B]

I didn't even know the case really until recently. When she got back on Tick Tock, I was, like, looking up because all those stuff makes me so depressed and so angry. And then when I looked up the story, it made me even, like, angrier. And I was like, how do you not report your daughter missing? Like, that's crazy.

[A]

No.

[B]

Act like you had nothing to do with. I'm like, that's crazy. You. No matter what, even if you didn't do anything, you're complicit by not reporting your daughter.

[A]

Like, 100 and just like, I don't know, for anybody to be even slightly vindicated in that situation, in my head, 1% vindication, you would at least have to spend your life seeking justice.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the fact that you didn't and you haven't at all, it's like, it just. That's. That says enough.

[B]

Just back on Tick Tock. I'm just like, I love that the comments, like, don't let up on her. Because honestly, like, that person, there's certain people that should just be, like, banned from society forever. And I feel like, definitely, that's one.

[A]

Anthony deserves a societal ban. I saw someone say, at least O.J. pretended to look for the killer for like, yeah, exactly.

[B]

Do some effort.

[A]

It is crazy. And she was just, like, partying while her kid was missing and stuff. She just. She's deserves it.

[B]

No. All of it. Yeah. There's been so many sad documentaries. And I watched that one. I don't usually watch it, but because I've been traveling and I've been flying, I've been, like, downloading stuff. So this one's like the Gabby Petito one I watched, and that was, like, so depressing. I was like, jesus, like, what?

[A]

That mom was just. The mom in the Gabby Petito situation is like, of Brian Laundry. Like, the letter that she wrote him.

[B]

Yes. And I was like, they knew. They know and they're not saying anything.

[A]

I was like, I hate those Mothers, like, you know what I mean? Like, oh, my son, my baby. I'll do anything for you. Like, period. Bonnie.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's wild. No, I know if that was one of my kids, I'd be like, sorry, like, you killed somebody.

[A]

Like, like. And especially if, like, like if my son came home and he had unalived his girlfriend, it's like, no, that's wild.

[B]

And you're. Then you're also composite two people are crazy. I don't know this world.

[A]

Yeah. And they just didn't have a funeral for him. It's kind of weird to me, the whole situation.

[B]

I don't. I don't buy any of it. I think it's like, people still think he's alive and. But yeah, the. The Ruby Frake one is actually wild too. And the abuse. I don't know. Family vloggers, I just think if they're your everyday content, I just truly. And I show my kids. So I'm not even like, above, like, don't show your kids.

[A]

But it's just like I always say, you're the blueprint. It's like, it's nice you're sharing parts of your life, but it's so clear that, like, if Malibu's having a bad day, you're not like, okay, Renegade.

[B]

Yeah. You know, like, repeat it. Never. When people ask them to repeat stuff or do stuff, it's like, that's when it's crazy. Yeah. No.

[A]

Or fake emotions, like faking emotions. And like, I saw the daughter, one of the passenger's daughter, she put out a statement. She was young. She gave it to the dad, who I also don't think is innocent.

[B]

No, absolutely not.

[A]

He was reading it in court. And she said, like. And she's young, writing this saying, like, to feel so used by my mom.

[B]

Oh, my God. Like, and you're feeling that at such a young age.

[A]

Yeah, like, that's just so up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The.

[B]

The YouTube. And as a people watching it anymore, like, it's just so weird.

[A]

I'm starting to see people look into, like, the labrants and I've been like, oh, really interested in that. Just. Just in the daughter's emotions and certain clips looking like something she was saying is rehearsed. It's like it's. There's got to be an element of family channels where it's like it's rehearsed.

[B]

Yeah. But even that is like such a sad thing because, like, let's say they are having a happy, perfect life. It's like even putting your Daughter out there for speculation like that is like sad for her. It's like a disservice for her. So now people are speculating if she's happy. If she's not, maybe she is. Yeah, but the speculation's there. But why? It's because you're putting it out there.

[A]

You know, and there's gotta be. Even if it's like the completely healthiest family channel, there's gotta be a psychological effect on when you then do good for the video and your mom is really happy with the good footage, that you're then gonna keep doing that performing. Performing or operating in that way, like constantly, like doing things to make sure mommy is happy. Because it's like no matter what, like, obviously if you throw a tantrum on the vlog, the mom's not gonna be as happy.

[B]

Yeah, right. Well, like that would be frank. She was like, tell them how you got your name and then she fake being happy. And I was like, that's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. And they were older, but some of these younger kids too, it's like they, they show them since birth, growing up. And it's like the toddler stage is so unpredictable. Even doing like photo shoots, it's like you just never know. You know what I mean? Like if you want to do like a family picture, you know, you don't know how they're gonna be. And it's like that's just how it goes.

[A]

Yeah. And then like, I just can't imagine all these moms are like the most understanding ill we always get into. I know.

[B]

Only with you. It's so funny because I really don't like, I hate like Harper like thinking about this stuff.

[A]

But then I did watch so True crime these days.

[B]

I know you really do love a True crime because I'm so not. But then I, when we start talking about it, I'm like.

[A]

And I swear I don't either. I just guess I intake a lot of it. And also we see the comments, we will be taking more calls. It's so funny though because I swear when we took like a brilliant call, the comments are like way more. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And then like is yap your new merch on cancelled?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I thought it was cute. I love that. Is it out?

[A]

Yep, it's not out yet. I don't like putting things out for like pre order. I get scared. So I'm like waiting.

[B]

That's so funny. We were with. There was a merch company that was going to talk to us about that and they were like, but everything was pre order. I was like that. I don't know what it is either. It feels like scammy a little bit. Like, okay. Because the whole point of merch is like, you get the money, you invest in and then you ship out the product. This one is like, we'll see how many orders, then we'll make it. Which takes like six to eight weeks. And I'm like, yeah, I don't know. It's not scammy, I suppose, but I hate pre orders. I'm like, I literally just ordered a.

[A]

Pair of like capris and they were pre order. And like by the time they got here, I was like, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

People want it like tomorrow, you know? And I'm like, that's what I. I hate that so much.

[A]

Yeah, I get it. If it's like something really crazy cool that like you want to put out now to like come. Like, you know what I mean?

[B]

Like, yeah, whatever.

[A]

Like, there are exceptions and stuff. And there are things that I would want bad enough to pre order, but if it's a hoodie and sweats, I'm like, hold. Like, we can, we can figure.

[B]

It's good merch. It's good stuff.

[A]

I do. I just love the app, you know.

[B]

And I like that it was crystallized too. Yeah, that's really cute.

[A]

Yeah, I love a like bedazzled little moment, but I'm just trying to get like you. I swear to God. It's funny. I was like filming a video going through my closet the other day and I found my trish hoodie and I like went on this whole 10 minute tangent about how it's perfect and all my leopard. I've been keeping all my stuff.

[B]

We're just wearing leopard every episode. I. Me too. I bought the entire Dolce skims collection and I've never worn it and I finally have a chance to wear it. Yeah, I just knew. I was excited. I was like, oh, Dolce. Which will wear in the next episode. We got matching Dolce skims pajamas.

[A]

I'm just. You're so cute. Like, you're actually the cutest for like thinking of me. I love matching and always thinking of me and just being the best ever. But I won't simple on this episode. But just know I love.

[B]

No, we literally talked like an hour when you got here because I haven't seen you as a long.

[A]

I know.

[B]

It's so crazy.

[A]

Well, and just there's always so much. I swear, it's like even just all the things Y'all don't know about in Ms. Paytas Hackman's life, but I'll tell.

[B]

You, there was so much stuff where you're like, oh, wait, we told. I was like, wait, yeah, why didn't we talk about this? But we haven't seen each other in that long. So that's why, like, so much had happened.

[A]

And so it is just crazy. Like, three, four weeks. Like, literally, it's like, we'll come see so much is happening.

[B]

But they always, like, weirdly aligned, too. Sometimes we're like, weirdly aligned and stuff. And I was like, oh, my God, that's so cool. That's so wild.

[A]

The universe just wants us to be brought together always. Thank God for that, because I ride for this woman right here. You will not catch me slipping.

[B]

I ride for you always. Yes. This has become a true crime podcast.

[A]

And not Love crime.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[A]

Wait, let's go to Puerto Rico. I love that.

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[A]

That's so fun.

[B]

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[A]

I think so. I would recommend you to Puerto Rico. I don't know anything about bad bunnies like that. I just know he's like, like, fine and talented.

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I hear the phrase bringing out Landon Barker. We can't miss that.

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[A]

They're bringing him out now, like, as they're opening as their opener, Manifesting King. Like, is he going to bring the bathroom with him? I'm excited.

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[B]

Seatgeek is wonderful. Today we also have new chairs and we also have a new couch. We have now we have a couch that when a guest comes on, we can sit on the couch. And they can sit on this chair.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I was asking Moses who would fit. He's like, no, the chair would go over there and the couch would go here. So I'm really excited.

[A]

We need to do it. I keep just being lazy. And I love, like, kiking with you. Like, when a guest comes, I know I'm going to be like, no, I.

[B]

Want to lock it in. But you're also so busy. Like, you're so busy. And I'm just like, so I'll try locking in.

[A]

Is it.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so down. Like, a secret.

[A]

Everyone knows, like, what channel? What, What?

[B]

The way you said. I thought there was something, like, exciting.

[A]

Oh, my God, I'm so dumb. I'm literally.

[B]

Well, now we're going to get Jake Shane. Jake Shane's on tour right now, and he's playing, like, I don't know what it's called now. It used to be the old Nakia theater, which is, like, right by the crypto. And It's. It's like 7,000 people. I was like, what the. It's amazing. But. Oh, Jesus.

[A]

That's why he does bring out the guests. He's like, call her daddy in that.

[B]

Like, who does he bring out?

[A]

He just brought out role model. And I'm obsessed with the role model lore and just Role model dated Emma Chamberlain. And he makes music. Music. I like the music. Very, like, sad boy, whatever. But he has Laura, and then they have more. I don't know.

[B]

So he just has the guests. So people like, who's going to be brought out.

[A]

I think so. It's like. Like, I think that's. That is so cool. But it's, like, coordinating. That is so hard.

[B]

Couldn't even imagine.

[A]

Like, even for this upcoming tour, I'm like, it'd be so fun to bring people out, but what? I'm flying people to Germany. Like, how do you even. Like Flula? Yeah. Like, hello. Oh, I guess I could find creators, like, locally.

[B]

Yeah. I'm sure you're going all over Europe.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So, yeah, just find European creators.

[A]

Ooh. Okay. Like, maybe I need to ask the people who their favorite European.

[B]

I actually have no idea.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Simon?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know. I love them. I just don't know if we'd have much crossover on, like, you know, audience. Okay. I don't know. They're huge over there. Are they crazy?

[B]

They sent me a couple of dms. I'm like, I don't know what you do, and I don't like that it's all men.

[A]

It is a lot of men. And it's like, for the rose.

[B]

Yeah. Wasn't yours like a dating something?

[A]

Yes. And it was like, one of the craziest days of my life. It was so strange. That was like, dating shows are just. The dating concepts are weird because it's like, you want to be entertaining and you want to be honest. But then, like, even afterwards, like, I had a couple of the guys, like, in my DMs being like, I can't believe you passed on me. And like, they still DM me to this day.

[B]

And. And it's like, it's a show, babe. Yeah.

[A]

And it's like, it just like, was it as. You know what I mean? Just as authentic as you want to be? It's still weird.

[B]

Like, it's like dating shows, whatever my thing. I never. I like watching them. Could never be on them, but.

[A]

Yeah, I love watching them. But it is just like, it's awkward.

[B]

Yeah. It's a lot.

[A]

Because then I. You feel bad, and then it's like you want to tell everyone they pass, but then it's like, you look like, I don't know.

[B]

Oh, is that what it was like, Pastor? What was it?

[A]

Yeah, like, you. You have like 50 guys. This could be an exaggeration of the number. I don't know if it's 25 or 50. Come up in a line and, like, you say yes or no immediately off of looks like, how brutal. I said yes to everyone.

[B]

Oh, you did. Like, pretty much.

[A]

Except for just anyone who did weird. But like, you know, it's. That's so brutal.

[B]

That's so mean. That was like that show. Do you remember mtv? The Dismissed? It was like they did on a day and they would just tell them, you're dismissed. Or there was the next bus where they come off and like, this was crazy.

[A]

Do you remember Room Raiders? That was always like, oh, yeah, I loved that one.

[B]

Where they'd go through their room and like, yes. Or there was date my mom. Where they'd go on the date with the mom. Yeah. All those days.

[A]

My ride too.

[B]

I wanted to be. But you know, those were like, so also scammy. They would basically like pimp their car to look cool. But, like, wouldn't fix anything. It was still like a beater car at the end of the day. So they would break down my.

[A]

My. What's it called? My transmission won't work.

[B]

Yeah. But they're like. But you have a stripper pole in the back. Yeah.

[A]

It's like, ok.

[B]

It doesn't go anywhere but that. Right. That was a cool show.

[A]

It was such a good show.

[B]

MD back in the day was. Was it for the show.

[A]

Everything just everything.

[B]

It went downhill after Tana turns 21 after that show. No, you were the peak and then it went down.

[A]

No. Oh my God. That was just so. We were talking about that kind of in the car. That like, era. So wild.

[B]

Do you miss it?

[A]

I kind of want to do, I don't know, a reality show or just something like. I'm in a show mood these days.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. I still love like the idea of a simple life concept or something, but that would have to be with you.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

I couldn't do it with anyone else.

[B]

That would so much fun.

[A]

Maybe after you pop up baby number three, we'll get back to our.

[B]

This is it. This is the last babies. Yeah.

[A]

Are you sure?

[B]

Yeah. We're like not even tying tubes, like getting tubes removed. Because, like, again, lucky blessed. Like never thought I would say this. That would be like, oh, my God, like, I can't believe I'm pregnant. But like, yeah, definitely. Because even two, we were like, good. Three is great. Four sounds only because I just like the attention again. If you have more than three kids and you can get them all attention, that's great. But I just know we couldn't like even two. I was like, that's the perfect amount. You know? Know a parent gives attention to one kid together. Three is like, you're outnumbered. Four would be chaos.

[A]

You know, Four would be chaos.

[B]

And I just want to make sure everyone gets attention and they get, like, nurtured the way they want to be. But you have six kids is amazing. Like, that. You can do it, but.

[A]

Yeah, but you also just have such an iconic life, and, like, things keep coming and, like, busy and, like. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[B]

That's why I was shocked with this, because, like, this year was, like, planned out, and then all of a sudden, like, the baby came, and I was like, oh, dang.

[A]

Okay, so are you even nervous at all for childbirth?

[B]

No, no, I love it. Last one was a good experience because you get that I got a spinal tap because I got C section, and it's like. I loved it. I was just, like, floating. It's so fun. Houdini. Yeah, Houdini would be good, I guess. Boy or girl could be Houdini.

[A]

I love Houdini. Because if it's a girl, it's like, dua lipa Houdini. But if it's a guy, it's dua lipa Houdini.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

Houdini.

[B]

Oh, I hate the one. Our other name for a girl was Aquamarine, but then Addison Rae came out of the song, and I was like, well, people think we're gonna name the song after Addison Rae, but we've been talking about Aquamarine forever.

[A]

I love Malibu. Elvis and Aquamarine too.

[B]

People did think we also named Malibu after our Miley Cyrus song, which was not the case because I did not know she had one.

[A]

I love that song.

[B]

Is that a song? I don't even know.

[A]

You don't know that song?

[B]

I really don't know.

[A]

Trisha, I feel like you would actually love that song, and, like, you would, like, sing it to Malibu because, like, the whole chorus is just like, malibu.

[B]

Okay. I got into my ear because I. I don't also don't want to say I'm a hater. I just, like, don't know.

[A]

That's, like, one of my biggest stands. I'm like a big Miley Cyrus stand.

[B]

Because of what? Because of Hannah Montana or what?

[A]

Yeah, I. I definitely, like, grew up on Hannah Montana, and, like, I loved it, but, like, her voice. Voice, to me, it just does something to me. I love her voice. I love her lyrics. I love. And she's just, like, raw as. And I think it's hard to be that famous Disney, go through everything she went through and then still be just, like, realist, you know?

[B]

I need to get in that Era for sure. There's a lot of people I need to catch up on. Obviously role model. Don't know him, but I need to catch up on it.

[A]

Well, I'll go. God, Miley first. I'm like her biggest fan. I actually am her biggest fan, which is so creepy for me to say because I dated her sister and it makes me look so weird, but whatever.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

I don't know that I like, never know if that's wrong or not to.

[B]

Like, date her sister.

[A]

No, no, she'd just be online like, I love Miley and it's like, probably weird.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

No, no, you respect her heart. Yeah, I do. Honestly. I know it too. Honestly, they're post that whole family's so talented.

[B]

It's better than being the opposite. Like, I don't even know who she is. I don't even care.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

I hate when people are like that too.

[A]

It's like a lie.

[B]

Yeah, you're like dating someone that's like super famous. Like, you know who's in the family. I even know his sister.

[A]

Yeah, Noah is her sister. And honestly, just as talented as her. They're so. They're all so talented. That whole family, like, just the musical gift that was given to them is so nuts.

[B]

I need to get into it. I don't know, I liked what, the Grammys? The little flowers performance she did.

[A]

I thought she even that like, I can buy myself flowers. And like, if you got into the Liam Hemsworth lore, like, he was just like, very g and she was very, very about her love it reaction and response.

[B]

I've seen them on like the red carpet where she like, pushes his hand away. And I like that. Like, I don't know him. He's always giving me an ick.

[A]

But yeah, it's like. Well, they were in the movie the last song together when they were really.

[B]

Oh, it was like a romantic movie. I know. We need to watch each other's movies too. I was gonna watch oh yeah. Gone Girl, but I didn't.

[A]

I haven't watched. I need to do it Raincoat. I still haven't. I suck. What is it? Say it again.

[B]

Joseph of the Amazing Technica Dream Coat. You gotta download it. I'm gonna download Gone Girl for real because there's a new in the new White Lotus. They said someone's in Gone Girl. And I was like, gotta watch this Gone Girl because everyone keeps telling me about it.

[A]

Who in the new White Lotus have you watched? One Pike. Is she in the new White Lotus?

[B]

Someone that people are obsessed with. Yes. She's the one of the. Do you see in the new season.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[B]

What's your name? Carrie Coon. Yeah.

[A]

I love the new season of White Lotus.

[B]

I love it. That's like, one thing. I mean, everyone wants to be casting. I've seen everyone be, like, cast me in a bite to go to like. Like a amazing location and shoot out of Four Seasons is such a dream.

[A]

And it's like, it just would be so cool. I saw someone say that watching White Lotus feels like you're spying on, like, the 1% conversations. And it so does. Like, it's like, I feel like I shouldn't be.

[B]

It's so real. I think that's it. Like those, like, everything. Like those women, like, just talking behind each other's back. But me, she's so great. I love her. But the divorce, you know, like, people are just so like that. I just like, you just know people, like all those people. And it is so true. They're all. All awful. But like, you know, people like that. You are like that sometimes it's just like, damn.

[A]

The old guy who is dating the. The younger girl. The older guy who's dating the younger girl, and he's kind of. I know someone who is, like, quite literally identical to him to the point that it's like, hard to watch for.

[B]

Me because you're like, that's that person.

[A]

Like, I know this person.

[B]

And it's like, weird. The White Lotus is so funny because they're all unlikable. Obviously, they're meant to be that way. But I like, love that guy. I like, like, his character is like, he's kind of hot. Like, he kind of has a vibe so real. And I like his girlfriend too. The one who has the cute teeth. You know what I mean? Cute.

[A]

She's just so real.

[B]

Or even like the older man with the younger woman. Like, Greg is obviously with someone new too. And I'm just like, I kind of love him too. I mean, he's the worst. But I kind of like Greg because you remember him in a plane. Dynamite. He was the uncle.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And I was. I remember thinking he was hot. Then I'm like, he's still kind of hot. He's looking good. Getting at it.

[A]

I know. And it's like White Lotus does kind of like romance, at least this season thus far is like, kind of romanticizing the. Being with the rich guy, you know? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Of course. Even like, the Patrick Schwarzenegger. Like, I really like him. Even though he's awful on it. Kind of love. I love the three women. I was like, God, I would love to be in that shirt. Like, it's just. It is such a good.

[A]

I know. It is. Like, I feel like they're gonna. One of them is gonna kill the other two.

[B]

Oh, you think that? That's what Mike Lamb was saying this morning. They think it's the girl from Gone Girl that's going to end up like, yeah, somebody. It is interesting. Yeah. Because it always starts with, like, a death and then. And it's always, like, kind of accidental. Like, if you watch the first two seasons, like, it's never, like, an intentional one. There are multiple pew. Pews. But you're like, what just happened? I don't know. I'm so. I'm so curious. I do hope it's Greg. Just because what he did to Tanya, I do hope it's ended up being him. That's.

[A]

What did he do again?

[B]

He was the one that set her up with the gays. The wife watched every season.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Her husband.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he basically set her up to go with those gay guys in Italy, the evil gays, and they were trying to murder her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so that's why she was like, I hope something really bad happens to Gray because he set her up.

[A]

I'm like, an idiot. Like, I blindly watch television because it's like, I watched that and even in the new episode when the lady comes up and recognizes him, right? You know, where she's like, oh, I swear you were in Maui. Like, whatever. I was like, what did he do again? Like, and it's like, I watched it even with Traders. I've had to rewatch the same episode, like, three times.

[B]

Really?

[A]

I've been watching, though, and it's so good.

[B]

So good. I know I won't be able to go again because they shoot in May and I'm always pregnant, so. But you. You need to be on Slay.

[A]

You need to be on it.

[B]

I would love to see you on a show like that. I guess I've never seen you. I mean, the MTV show, but I've never seen you, like, in a show.

[A]

That would be like, Traders. I would love.

[B]

You would be good. You are smart because you're very gabby Windy, where she. She was, like, really smart, but, like, kept things to herself. Like, unassuming, too. Like, you're unassumingly smart. So I feel like people.

[A]

I do love to, like, play so stupid in situations like that. Be so fun to, like, play dumb. That's like what I do in poker. I love that I'll like sit down with a bunch of men and I'm like, I just don't really understand. And then they just take all their money and go.

[B]

That's why you'd be so good in trade. I would actually be horrible in traders. I am very bad as a character, oblivious to everything. I love the lying aspect. Like I could definitely be a traitor because I'm so good at like lying, but. But I think everything else would go downhill for me. Like I would not know. When they know what people are doing and stuff, I'm like, how do they know this? Like, it's crazy.

[A]

No, people are just really good at that. It's so wild. It is so funny. Trisha. Even like our conversations. I'm like, oh, do you want another baby? You're like, oh, maybe.

[B]

I know, I know, I know. That's what I'm saying. I can. Usually I'm pretty good sometimes. Sometimes I'm not.

[A]

Sometimes, no. But as you should. Because I just feel like it's like, especially with just the way people have wronged you. It's like telling people you're like intimate, secret grits. It's like, it's scary. And that information, like people do really care about your baby. And like when you're just even just seeing the way the Internet's invested, like that is a hot piece of information.

[B]

Like people. Yeah, I was more just like. Because we were talking like I. I had been taking a lot more like offers because I never get all these offers. So it's great. But I think sometimes when you announce pregnancy, people think you're just like gone for a year, so they just stop offering you things. So I was just like, let me keep doing this. And then eventually when I just started showing, I was like, I might as well just.

[A]

You're superwoman though. I swear, I swear. I was just telling you if I was pregnant, I would have to be like on morphine in a bed for nine months.

[B]

The first pregnancy is that I was definitely just like, I'm just gonna sleep and just do this. Which is like good too. But this one I'm like, but it's so cool.

[A]

Cuz you are just showing women that you can like do anything, you know.

[B]

And you really can.

[A]

You can.

[B]

Being pregnant is like superpower because you have like double human inside of you. So you're just like, we're just doing it all.

[A]

What if it's twins?

[B]

It's only not cuz we've seen the heartbeat. We See? Two heartbeats. You're so me, though. We went to our first one, and I'm like, what if we had twins? Like, we always had one heartbeat. I was like, you're right.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Twins would have. Would have been absolute nightmare. Would have loved a gift from. Gift from God, obviously. But, yeah, nightmare.

[A]

But then four.

[B]

Yeah, we would have had to have, like, help for sure. Like, around 24 hours, just feeding three babies.

[A]

I know. Oh, my God. Is Malibu so excited, too?

[B]

Yeah, she gets it. She, like, understands it. She, like, not fully, but she, like, has.

[A]

How do you tell her? Like, how did you tell her?

[B]

Just, like, there's. Oh, there's a baby. Another baby. And mommy's belly. She's like, where's the baby? And, like, in the belly. And so, yeah, we haven't been able to feel, like, the baby move yet. Like, a little bit. But when I do, then I could be like, here. You could feel it. And she kind of knows. She's like, snuggles. Yeah. It's cute.

[A]

I'm so excited.

[B]

Okay, that's cute. I like it.

[A]

I just love it. I need to stop saying it because obviously, pick whatever you want.

[B]

And, like, I've had that name out there. I threw that name out there. The first baby.

[A]

But it's also really cool when you, like, surprise. Like, you just being like, it's Malibu Barbie and everyone being like, what?

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, you know, like Houdini being out there now is, like, you know, not as.

[B]

But you never know. Yeah. I do think if we haven't decided. But I think when we do decide, like, once we find out the gender, probably keep it a secret because it is kind of fun.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The reveal of it all.

[A]

Absolutely. Absolutely. And then it's just gonna be bedazzled on everything.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, already? I know. I always think about that when you order stuff from Etsy and you put the name. I'm like, oh, what if they, like, tell. People don't care that much.

[A]

Yeah, no, people absolutely care that much.

[B]

Sometimes I think so much until I'm like, oh, my God, our name's gonna be revealed. I'm like, I mean, people care, but, like, obviously, you know, it's like trying to link the name Trisha.

[A]

I mean, people quite literally thought Malibu was reincarnated as Queen Elizabeth. It's like, you know, like, people do care that much.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's just.

[B]

I know. It's nice. It's nice that people do.

[A]

I'm just so happy.

[B]

Final one. Thank you.

[A]

I love you, Moses, so much.

[B]

Thank You. Oh my God, you're the best. So good to see you.

[A]

I know. You know, I'm happy to be. Happy to be here, happy to be back. You just. Oh, you're a light of my life. I don't know, I want to go on the whole tangent, but I just appreciate you so much. And I keep texting you at like 1am Like Trish, I love you because I'll see a clip of you just. Just like. No, it's so nice being such a real one.

[B]

No, you always are like so nice every time I get the text. Cuz I don't really text people in general. Cuz I was thinking I'm like bothering you but whenever you text me, I get excited.

[A]

Oh, I will triple text you. I will make the whole thing blue. I don't give a. Like that. It's my queen, you know? I love you.

[B]

I love you too.

[A]

Should we take a call?

[B]

Yes. And if you guys want to ask us questions, this is our phone number right here. We did at the same time I did the hand.

[A]

I never do the hand, but you do the hand. I just want to be like you. I'm like.

[B]

And if you want to ask explicit questions, we do. Our Patreon is super popping. It's patreon.com notlemline it's like actually so popping over there. It really is.

[A]

It like gags me sometimes. I'm like, thank you so much.

[B]

We gotta give it the equal hour over there because they really do support 100 so much. So we post videos every Friday. We never miss an upload. When I'm gone, Moses is uploading it and it's so much fun. So go over to patreon.com nutline and you will be so gagged.

[A]

You will be so gagged at the people ask because apparently we are. We like lose our every week. It's insane.

[B]

Every time I see a title for the Patreon because Jimmy, our editor helps us with the titles, I'm always like, oh my God, I forgot we talked about all that.

[A]

Yes, like so much.

[B]

So many hilarious too because we film. We have back to back filming days again. But we usually film four episodes in one day. Like that means two main two Patreons. So by the fourth Patreon with the lights and with everything, you're just. I start fascinating.

[A]

We like spend so much time. It's funny. This weekend I told Mokoa that I was like gonna be shooting not Loveline all weekend and he was like, I'm gonna go to San Diego and Surf. And I was like, go off king. Honestly. Because he doesn't see me. Like, I'm like, I'll be really locked in here. And it's great.

[B]

That's how I felt too, because I'm like, this is like the one weekend, like, I'm not on tour. Cuz I go every other weekend. And I was like, oh. I'm like, I have to do that.

[A]

Thank you for spending your weekend.

[B]

I love it. I love doing this. I know you're gonna be gone for like a while, so we're just like stacking.

[A]

But I do just absolutely love this. So fun.

[B]

No, it's. It's so fun. And it's like so easy. Just easy.

[A]

It is. It is. Like I was saying, like with Cancelled or even when I go on just Trish, I'll watch the episode like 30 times and make sure it's because of the nature of things we talk about. But over here, I'm like, let that fly. Like, they get the raw. It's like, you know, because it's.

[B]

That's what I like about this. It's like not reliant on, like, something happening. Yeah. You know what I mean? Which I do love talking about on our class. Like, I like talking about, like, things that are happening in pop culture. But.

[A]

But it's.

[B]

This one's fun. This one feels like. It also feels like we're in this like, dark little room, even though we're like, in the. This like, big thing, but it just feels like, cozy and.

[A]

No, it feels like we have a talk show too. Kind of like it just does. Like now she. She updated the set again to be like, off of the ground. So we like, step up here. And I'm like, thank you.

[B]

I'm not sure the purpose of that. I know Moses wanted to up, like, put it up. I don't know.

[A]

I know he knows something we don't.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I was like, what is this? Right?

[B]

Because, like, why? It feels better, I guess. I guess we're not as low, but now we're really high to the point where I see like, over the wall.

[A]

Yes. No, but it makes me feel official blow the whistle. Like, once again, canceled. Could never wait.

[B]

Official blow the whistle.

[A]

So official blow the whistle.

[B]

What is that from, girl?

[A]

I honestly, I have no. Really?

[B]

Official blow the whistle.

[A]

Yeah. Like, so official blow the. I don't know. Maybe it comes from, like, what's that movie?

[B]

Gone Girl.

[A]

You probably Bring it on.

[B]

You bring it on.

[A]

They don't say that and bring it on. Let's take A call.

[B]

They might.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And by the way, this is our first episode back, so the next three episodes will be more.

[A]

Yeah. We get excited to see each other. And we do know some people love the app, so we try to just. Some people love it, you know?

[B]

You know that we're trying trademark. Since it's your merch.

[A]

I should. But do you know what I was talking about the other day? Do you remember when the Fine brothers.

[B]

Trademark the word react? Anyone who reacted to anything like, you're getting sued.

[A]

Yes. And everyone was like, what the. Where do you get off? Like, it's like, I'm not trademarking. It's for all the girls.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. But canceled trademark, isn't it?

[A]

Huh? I think so. I think it is. It's my lawyers. I feel like they would do that.

[B]

Yeah. But I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, maybe, like, canceled with Tana Mongeau. Like, there's definitely some trademark.

[B]

Right, Right. Is the.

[A]

That we did in the beginning around.

[B]

If you do, like, your name was like, if everybody want. Like, if you want to call her daddy, you could say, call her daddy with, like, Tana and Trish. Don't think you would do that. But yeah, you know, words like people do. We had one called, like, oversharing. There was, like, 5,000 oversharing podcasts. But if you put with so and so, it's.

[A]

It's like a thing. I remember I had some trademark issue with something I was doing. Or was it this? We were, like, making sure this was okay. Yeah.

[B]

I think your lawyer's like, I don't know. It's too close. Loveline. I'm like, well, it's not Loveline. So it's not close. I mean, it's parody if it says not so.

[A]

Anyways, parody loophole.

[B]

I learned it from Nathan Fielder on Nathan for you. He did that dumb Starbucks, remember? And I was like, wow, that's crazy to get away with it. And they're like, it's parody because it's dumb.

[A]

That's the best episode of Nathan for you. Absolutely.

[B]

It was so good.

[A]

So good.

[B]

It fell off, though. He did that show with Emma Stone. I was kind of awful.

[A]

What did he do with Emma Stone?

[B]

God. It was a TV show. What's it called? The Curse.

[A]

And he's acting in it.

[B]

Oh, my God. It was awful. It was.

[A]

I can't imagine him as anything other than, like, Nathan Friedman for you, like, who he is in that show. I can't imagine him, like, it was bad being, like, Joe from you, you.

[B]

Know, that's coming back soon. That's April.

[A]

I can't wait. I love that show. We love that show.

[B]

I love that show, too. That's why I, like, I wanted to name the baby Paper Mate, too, because, like, Pen and Paper Me is, like, such a cute name.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I guess he's having a baby, too. I think it's pregnant with twins.

[A]

I love him.

[B]

And she's, like, 41, which gives, like, I love when older. Not. Not that she's older, but, like, having an older pregnancy because it gets hoped. Because I think so many girls hit their 30s. Like, I need to have a baby in my 30s, otherwise, that's it. But so many people are having. Having babies in their late 30s and 40s, and it's, like, so, like, inspiring.

[A]

Just realizing these days that I think that's going to be me. I'm going to be, like, in my 30s, but then it's like, you get pregnant, and literally, I want to, like, get literally. McCall was asking me, he was like, does this make you want to get pregnant? And I was like, kind of.

[B]

Wait. I. I would actually get. I know you, like, go back and forth with it, but I really.

[A]

The only reason I would be doing it is so that our kids could, like, hang out. Like, and that is just not enough.

[B]

But we need kid friends. We're limited with our kid friends one day. Yeah.

[A]

And you'll get, like, a dog. No, I love that.

[B]

No dog either.

[A]

No, not. I just. I need to be in my final solo playing.

[B]

You're so young. Yeah.

[A]

Like, I'm just like. It's nice because so much of my life was me being so crazy and unhealed. It's, like, nice to soak in this time where I am independent and solo, but also not, like, a mess.

[B]

Yeah. You need to have that decade of.

[A]

Just being wonderful, getting my together, you.

[B]

Know, I think that's so smart. Even. That's so smart on you. I love that so much. But I love that be like, trisha's pregnant. I'm pregnant.

[A]

I know. No, I would. I'm not kidding that, like, that's the only, like, the only reason I would be like, I think that's why I'll.

[B]

Be sad with my tubes when I see other people getting pregnant. Even though, like, I know I only want three and my age, Moses, age, everything. I think I'll still be sad when people announce their pregnancy because I'm like, I would love to be saying, like.

[A]

I feel like you love it so much that I do. Are you sure?

[B]

Yeah. If it wasn't for my age, Moses age and my C sections. Because you're only supposed to really have three C sections that are safe.

[A]

Really.

[B]

Moses is, you know, 10 years older than me. I'm 30. I'm gonna be 37 this year. So I think just, like, so young also. Just attention, like I said, the attention.

[A]

Is, like, so real. And it's not like your kids are such, like, icons already. You know what I mean? It's not giving, like, Octomom and they all raise each other.

[B]

Yeah. But even there. Did you see her update, too? With Octomom? She was saying that she should have sued the fertility clinic because she didn't ask for eight babies. Like, they put eight inside of her.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's like a whole new thing. She's just coming. She came out the documentary too. Everyone's coming back.

[A]

Damn, I want to watch that. I was so fascinated by Octomom that I loved all the TLC too.

[B]

Me too. Plus 8. But then her children also were like, that mom was awful. Like, yeah, never trust that.

[A]

Looking back, though, it's like that one was right in front of our faces. Like, she was such on that show.

[B]

And people praised her. She was on Dancing with the Stars.

[A]

I just cut my hair like that at, like, 13.

[B]

You should wear a wig like that. I should wear a wig like that. I love that.

[A]

We should have an episode where we have that wig and the juicy tracksuits.

[B]

That would be so cute. I love a short hair look.

[A]

I'm about to have to start wigging it up. Someone posted a video of me in the airport the other day, and I saw the back of my head.

[B]

You look so cute. That was it. You went through security with. You look so slick. Why she look good?

[A]

They got us in a good moment because I, like, had just taken my jacket off because we landed in Mexico. So I was like, you know, be like, crop top vibe. And then he was carrying all my. And I was like, so cute.

[B]

It looked kind of.

[A]

But then I saw the back of my head, and I was like, holy. Like, my hair is just, like, getting.

[B]

It's not too bad. It's not horrible. Like, I mean, mine was back.

[A]

Is not my business, though. Honestly, it's just not even mine.

[B]

No, I posted. Yeah. Because I have, like, no extensions. I posted my hair and I was like, I don't know. Who needs to hear this? And everyone's, like, tagging you. I was like, not you. I didn't mean you. I was just saying, like, like, yeah, there's like, no Extensions in here today.

[A]

Oh no. I need to hear this.

[B]

Yeah, this is like literally just like all my hair. Which I was like, let me just go. Like no extensions today. And my hair.

[A]

Would you ever have extensions ever again? Amazing.

[B]

Well, it's good for like fullness. But I was. I've been doing so many wigs and I love, I love wigs too. They're so fun. But it does make such a difference. I told my guy, I told. I go to Alan Emslan. He clipped it last time I talked about it on the podcast. But hi again. Because I just went to him, he did my roots and I was like, I have a friend that like, I tell her I need to.

[A]

I've just been growing till right before tour and then I'm making my final decision.

[B]

I love that you're so me. I'm like.

[A]

But it's like, whatever. Okay, okay. I'm here for the girlies with the roots right now. It's. It is what it is.

[B]

You look so good. This looks good though.

[A]

I need to do something. I'm deciding between like an orange or old money. Like a. Like a strawberry blonde almost. Cuz I do like, like warm tones.

[B]

That wig you wore the first time in just I thought was your real hair and it looks so good.

[A]

I just like with the dark hair, I feel like. Tell me if you feel this way. Like when I have darker hair, I feel more of a need to like have a spray tan and like full makeup and like. Oh. Like I don't feel as okay with myself with no makeup.

[B]

Yes, I know what you mean. Because I feel a little.

[A]

This is blonde though. Like it's gorgeous with dark hair.

[B]

Especially like women like, oh, with it. I know what you mean. I could feel, especially because I'm pale a lot feels a little witchy to me personally. Like, you know, obviously, like everyone is beautiful but me, I'm just. I'm also just like, I don't know, not that cute without it. But I think you're like that with your blonde hair. You love being tan with makeup.

[A]

Yes, yes, yes. But then that's just like the serve and it's again, I was posting about this the other day, but like, I don't know if it was growing up on watching Girls Next Door, but like the addiction to being platinum blonde, like you'll never kick it. Like, it's like I have to just accept it and want healthier hair.

[B]

And I love it when I see girls, I mean, greets with them, like keep that color forever.

[A]

But it's Like, I'm so sick of having a buzz cut by the end of October every year. Being in this cycle, like, forever.

[B]

I had, like, no hair. It was, like, so awful.

[A]

Or I want exactly this, like, if I pop out with exactly, like, a dark, low light and, like, a cute.

[B]

He's so good. He does, like, all the. Love him so much. You should go to him.

[A]

I know. I'm going to 100 either. I've been. There's this other guy who I might. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I just. I need a professional.

[B]

If you only go, like, twice a year, it's, like, perfect. And then, like, you'd always wear wigs if you want to do something like lamb and cute.

[A]

And that's what I need my vibe to. Because I am just seriously so sick of giving Mr. Clean, giving baldy Dr. Phil every October when I'm all done with my bleach and tones. Like, I'm so sorry. Tired, you know?

[B]

Yeah. I feel you.

[A]

I can't believe you have no extensions in your head.

[B]

Yeah. And it's, like, the most freeing thing ever. I love, like, just not rainbow Birkin.

[A]

That's the biggest flex ever. That's actually the biggest.

[B]

I love you, by the way that you have the Gucci bag everywhere. It makes me so happy when I see it. I was like, oh, I love it.

[A]

You changed my life. I get so many compliments on it, too.

[B]

It's like you're on, like, a private jet with it.

[A]

I'm taking it everywhere. And it's. It, like, changed my life in the sense that I love it so much that I bought, like, purse organizer person to like, put my in it. Like, it's. I have everything in that bag. I can actually, like, leave the country for a year and just have that bag.

[B]

You're going to. You'll be leaving the country first.

[A]

The comments on that episode were killing me. They were like, I love that. We're just starting off this episode with Tana buying a purse off of Trisha.

[B]

I have plenty more each episode. Just go.

[A]

I can't even. And your taste is immaculate. If you ever want it back, it's the best bag ever.

[B]

No, actually, because. Because I sold that one. I got the Dolce and Gabonnet. Literally right before you came, I was like, I should order a bag. And I got the Dolce and Gabbana Sicily leopard crystal one. So it's like, a leopard crystal bag, and it's so cute. And so I was like, I want.

[A]

To see a photo of it.

[B]

Oh, yeah, There it Is.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[B]

I always say if I sell a bag, I can get a new bag. And because we're doing, like, a leopard thing, I'm like, oh, it's not love.

[A]

We should put it on the table. We should start having little, like, purses. All the things.

[B]

Just put it on the table for.

[A]

Especially as I'm just in my grandma era. It's like, the only time I feel like I'm, like, serving. Like, these boots have been sitting in my closet. And I was like, I have to.

[B]

You look so cute. As soon as I was like, wow, we're coordinating with our love for. I love it so much.

[A]

Anyways, it's our thing. It's 100 our thing.

[B]

Anytime I see anything. Leopard on his butt, I just really love. I. I love leopard, and I always have, but I've never been, like, able to wear it. And I. Without feeling, like, Jersey Shore or something like that.

[A]

No. And it's just. It's so really. Even if it, like, was a fad, I think I'm just gonna, like, forever love it. Like, leopard's a neutral for me.

[B]

Yeah, me too. And it kind of isn't thing. And I love that, like, Dolce made it cool again, and now it's cute with the blonde.

[A]

I don't know. I just love it.

[B]

So now you gotta stay blonde because we're in our leopard era.

[A]

We'll see what's gonna happen.

[B]

Giving a little, like, Peg Bundy a little bit. And I love it. Do you know her? You never seen Mary with children? No, with Ed O'Neal. It's so good. It's like, God, what is her name? Who's the blonde? It's, like, everywhere now. She was an anchorman. Who is that? Christine Applegate. She was, like, really young and hot. She played the daughter, and she was like a real daughter on the show. And then Peg Bundy is the girl from Sons of Anarchy.

[A]

No relation to Ted.

[B]

No relation to Ted. But it's so. But she wore a leopard and she had a tease. It's so good.

[A]

I need to watch Married with Children.

[B]

It's such a classic.

[A]

I, like, really suck. I've never seen Titanic.

[B]

That's crazy. But Titanic kind of sucks.

[A]

I've never seen the Notebook.

[B]

Oh, I hate the Notebook. I know. Everyone loves the Notebook. Yeah, I don't like it. You might like it, though, if you like that one you were talking about. Miley Cyrus. I think it's the same writer, right?

[A]

Oh, yeah. I love the last one, but I think I just love that Movie so, so much. Because it's Miley. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah. And people love the Notebook. I don't love. But I just want to get into it.

[A]

Like anytime I would ever watch it with someone I was hooking up with too, I'd be like, okay, wait, never mind. I do just want to. I like would. I would have to like, do something else. Like it. Like I can't get into it. It's a slower one.

[B]

It's slower and then it ends. I'm like, that's it. That's all that happened.

[A]

I just suck at like the slow build movies. Like, I truly need like a Vyvanse. Like I need like a. Like a. An ADHD medication in order like Interstellar. I literally. It's Mokoa's favorite movie. I've never seen it. Brooks Cats named after Interstellar. Like they. Everyone in my life loves it and I haven't seen it.

[B]

Like the cat's name. Interstellar.

[A]

The cat's named Murphy, which is from Interstellar. God, if I'm that up, I'm going to prison.

[B]

By the way, space movie.

[A]

Yeah. Oh yeah. Matthew McConaughey is the lead. I do love him. Shalam. It was his like, first. Timothy Sham is an Interstellar. I'm watching it tonight. I don't even need the finance.

[B]

I can't even watch it again. You love Interstellar. Oh my. Wait. What? You have leopard on your phone case. What is that?

[A]

Oh my God, we're all in a leopard.

[B]

Oh my God, you're so corny. Then.

[A]

Yeah, they're the big. Yes. Sydney and Devon. That's why I wanted that bag so bad. Cuz Devin Lee Carlson had the Chateau Marmont bag.

[B]

And I was like, who's that? She owns Wildflower or what?

[A]

Yeah, her and Sydney Carlson, her sisters. They're just so cool.

[B]

Have you done a case with them? I feel like you've collabed with them.

[A]

Yeah, like two back in the day. I was looking at them the other day, I was laughing.

[B]

Everybody was doing collabs with them. I think tar Yummy. Just did one with them. I would do it again.

[A]

They make the best phone cases. They really do.

[B]

I know. That made me want one.

[A]

I was so protective, so gorgeous. They're so cute. Yes. The bling camera cover is cute, but I get everything too. Chicken greasy. Like it just. My camera is always covered in grease.

[B]

Chicken.

[A]

Yeah. And just touching my face, like touching my hands. Like my camera always has like the thickest layer of something all over it.

[B]

So you gotta Wipe it down.

[A]

That just does not help with the allegations of me being disgusting.

[B]

Okay, okay. He's like, let's answer one call. It's always our first one back.

[A]

You guys, we love our ketchup. We can't help it.

[B]

Fast forward. We'll have Jimmy do the timestamps. The 49 minute mark is where it starts. Fast forward 49 minutes to the calls.

[A]

Okay, like, yeah, let's take a call. Like, oh, my God, Tana, do your job.

[B]

First call.

[C]

I don't need any advice. I just need to know if Tana knows that Mommy Pig is pregnant, and apparently Peppa Pig will be getting a sibling. She had a pregnancy announcement, and I think she said she's due in the summer. I just need to know if you knew, because I know she knows all the lore on Peppa Pig, but this is, like, brand new news, like, 56 minutes ago. All right, I love you guys. Bye.

[A]

Okay, Peppa's mom is pregnant at the same time. This is an omen.

[B]

Okay. I thought everyone was calling me Mommy Pig because I kept seeing this everywhere, and I can't believe Mama Pig is pregnant. I was like, what the. I was like, is that my name?

[A]

No, no. You and Peppa's mom are pregnant at the same time. This is a beautiful omen. Honestly, can I just be so for real with you? I didn't even. I. I want to apologize to you, actually, like, that this is even being taken to not Loveline, because I took my Peppa obsession so far. Actually, I should get Malibu on my Peppa Pig toys.

[B]

Wasn't there one that had a tracker in it? No. Didn't someone track you with a Peppa Pig?

[A]

That was from a fan, but these are ones I've purch. No trackers.

[B]

Okay. You would love. She's not in the Peppa Pig era. Oh, no, she does. She does watch Peppa Pig a little bit.

[A]

Yeah, she might Queen.

[B]

Why are you giving him away?

[A]

I. Because I have an entire room in my house right now. Like, a bedroom. Like, a bedroom that has a closet and, like, could have a queen sized bed. Like, a bedroom that is, like, filled with Peppa stuff. And I, like, was humoring it for a while, you know, like, oh, I'm healing my inner child. I just love this pig. I. I think this pig is so cute. You get it more than most people because when you love something, you want everything of it. And that's, like, how I was. But just, it's gotten out of hand. Like, even at the meet and greets. Like, I'LL leave with, like, 50 peppas. Like, it's a whole thing. Like, even the other day, when Mommy Pig announced her pregnancy, I was getting texts as if I were pregnant. Like, I. The amount of people texting me, being like, mommy Pig is pregnant. Like, just wanted to tell you. And I was like, yes, all. But also, like, I've taken taking this too far.

[B]

No, that's you. They know you're passionate about it.

[A]

I am. But, like, I.

[B]

Is it a cartoon?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So they just drew her pregnant or what? I don't understand.

[A]

Yeah. And they have, like, whoever runs Peppa's socials is working hard. Like, they have, like, social moments all the time.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

And, like, she's just very funny and, you know. Yeah. Mommy Pig is pregnant, which means Peppa's gonna have another sibling. Right. Me looking at Devin, he's like, I can't believe I get paid for this.

[B]

How old is Mama Pig?

[A]

I don't know. I mean, she has multiple kids.

[B]

They've been around for a while. Huh.

[A]

Yeah. And it's just, you know, I'm really happy for her. I think this is a really good omen, actually.

[B]

We're both due at the same time.

[A]

Yes. Like, that's. That's really good. It just makes me feel like I'm a part.

[B]

Maybe if you had a baby, you can name it Peppa and they could have the room. That's Peppa Pig.

[A]

That's actually really true. That is true. It's. But I just. I need to. I've been trying to chill out, so I haven't talked about it yet. It's like, oh, my God, get a grip.

[B]

Wait, but that's, like, breaking news everyone wants to talk about, so.

[A]

Yeah, it's really sweet.

[B]

We should open up with that. What was the question? Or. They just were, like, a lot of calls. They wanted you to know.

[A]

I'm just so sorry to you, to the audience. No, we. I think we should give some actual, real advice. But mom and Pig is pregnant. I'm aware.

[B]

And Idol mom and Pig is pregnant. And then my fans will be so confused because I have no idea who the Peppa Pug is.

[A]

No. Yeah. We've got to get another one. We've got to. Please keep holding on. Don't click out.

[B]

But you love. Are you excited?

[A]

I am excited.

[B]

The official statement from you is, yes, I'm excited.

[A]

Congratulations, Mama Pig. But also, I'm realizing that I need to.

[B]

You're like, I've just been trying to.

[A]

Chill out from it. It's like, I took it too far. I almost got a pep attack, too.

[B]

That would have been everything. You should commemorate that little piece of you.

[A]

One time I was on a plane coming home from Europe, and this guy had a peppa tattoo on his leg, and he was sitting next to us, and I was like, how weird. And it was for his kids, but I looked at it, I was like, yeah, I don't need that.

[B]

No. But what if that was, like, your soulmate before? Maybe. No, maybe I was like a soulmate that you missed or. Yeah.

[A]

Isn't that wild? It was, like, really weird at the Cuz I was single at the time. I was like, wait. And he was, like, attractive. And I remember being like, what the. This is weird.

[B]

But it's crazy. When you see someone, like, with a passion like yours, you're just like, oh, my God. So crazy.

[A]

Yeah. But it was for his kids, so he was more normal than me. Like, I was, you know, I'm grown.

[B]

Like, for your inner child.

[A]

It's true.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It is true.

[B]

Get rid of your peppers. One day you might have kids and they may love them.

[A]

That's true. And I do have a lot of cool peppa items, you know, like, niche ones that took me. I'll keep some. But it's like the 80 stuffed animals, like, imagine that room was in a office.

[B]

Well, you can make it a peppa.

[A]

It's true. I guess that's true.

[B]

Yeah. I think that's cute. I know. Because of you, I. I rip open all the stuff these people get me to see if there's any trackers in there.

[A]

You have to, like, be vigilant. It's really wild.

[B]

No one's tracked me, but I don't know.

[A]

People are insane, though. You know what I mean? Just. Especially with air tags now. Like, it made tracking so much more accessible, you know?

[B]

So scary.

[A]

Yeah. Which I don't love.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

At all. I have, like, a permanent fear of tracking trackers being put on people's cars. Like, we thought my stalker did that to Paige and we had to, like, strip her car and search.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Just not.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

It's not cute. It's really not. I don't know. We should. Let me give some advice to someone else. Like, I'm sorry.

[C]

Hi, Trisha. Hi, Tana. I'm Sabrina from Toronto, Canada. I have a question. So what do you think about the whole concept of a. Of a guy having a girl. Girl's best friend? Because, like, when I first started dating, like, this is a couple years ago, when I first Started dating this guy. He told me, oh, I'm gonna go meet up with my girl best friend. And at the time, at the beginning of the day, like dating stage, I was like, you know what, Whatever, I don't care. I'm not jealous. Later on during the relationship, I was like, I'm actually getting jealous. Who's this? You know, like, who's this girl? So I want to know what you think about that whole concept, like a guy you're dating having a girl best friend. Anyway, thanks so much. Love you. Bye.

[B]

Wow, I love it. That's so like White Lotus to be like, you know.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It's like just like an innocent girl. You're like, who's this?

[A]

I know. It's like my opinions on it have changed a lot over time. I used to not care as much. It's hard. I. I think it's all entirely dependent on the girl's demand demeanor and if she is crossing boundaries or not and if she respects your relationship or not. You know what I mean? And it's like even like just back in the day, like, Hunter is my best friend and he dated a lot of people who I felt like weren't, I don't know, obsessed with our friendship. Like, they, they. The significant other was almost like. And I remember kind of being like, like, that's my best friend. And like being annoyed. And then as I've gotten older now I'm much more like vigilant of like. But like just being more vigilant of like. Because I. You know what I mean?

[B]

More vigilant in the sense that just.

[A]

Like anything I'm posting, anything I'm doing, anything I'm saying, yes, that it's very much respecting of boundaries and it's just like, yeah, like, I don't know. I think some girls, like, I've definitely been with some guys where they have the girl best friend and it's like so blatantly obvious that she wants. Wants to him. And then like a lot of the time the guy is oblivious and they're like, no, that's like. But you just as a woman, you know, other girls, you know, and it's.

[B]

Like, it's so hard to like your age, especially if they're like single. It's like just so different because like anybody that I've dated that had a girl best friend, I thought was like a red flag and it always was. They always were like too friendly. Posting pictures together. I was just like, that's weird. Like, I don't like that. So I never really dated Someone long term that had a girl best friend. Because I'm like, that just made me uncomfortable. I think it's weird, especially when they're single and stuff like that. Moses has a girl best friend that he's not known for like so long. Obviously she's like married with kids. And like I like, yeah, that's a vibe. And they're not like posting like, hey, I don't know. But also there's just, I guess like you said, there's just some people, you just don't feel that like threat. I have a guy best friend, Jeff. And so, but, but I will say like those friendships, you're just like not as close once you're in a relationship. Not to say you're not as close, but you don't see them as often as you do.

[A]

Yeah. And the dynamic just changes because obviously when you're single it's like, oh, let's hang out and like rot all night. And it's like, no, you're not gonna like, like do that. You know what I mean?

[B]

Or they don't like spend the night at your house. Like Jeff doesn't like spend the night at our house anymore. Not that it's like a problem, like he comes over, but it's just like there's just different things that change, different boundaries.

[A]

And yeah, I just, I think as, as a girl, you know, if a girl is crossing the boundaries, if she low key wants your man, if she whatever. And I've definitely had some really weird situations, you know, that are just like, so where it's like, you know, why are you touching him? Why are you talking about him sexually? Why are you talking about talking about your sex life to him? Like things like that. Where it's like, oh, why is he like 1/5 of everything you post? Like just no different things like that. Where it's like, oh, like maybe you want him and that's weird. But I think so long as boundaries are fully respected, then it's the best.

[B]

Thing ever and that you're comfortable. Like if you're comfortable with it. Like you said, if you like, like if I was like, oh, she doesn't make me comfortable. I know it for like, like instant. Like Moses was like, stop being friends with her. But 100. But like you said, you just know. And for me it was never even like a threat. Like, you know what I mean?

[A]

You never want to do that. It's like the worst speaking up on that because then, then it's like, yeah, you know, like, like I always would want to support My partners. Any friendship. So then if it's like.

[B]

But if, you know. You know, if they're talking sexual. They're doing. There's a girl on Tick Tock. Do you ever see her? It's, like, talking about her. She's like. She's, like, doing it as, like, a parody, but she always talks about being, like, the boy, the girl. She's like, oh, my God, that's my best friend. It's like his wedding, and then he's, like, getting married to a girl, and she's, like, acting like the Pick me. Like, she goes, oh, my God, that's my best friend. You know what I mean? I don't know what her thing is. And it's like. It's that, like, those kind of girls, you're just like, okay.

[A]

Exactly. Words.

[B]

What do you mean? We always cuddle together. Like, oh, my God, you're being so weird. Like this. Yeah. And it's.

[A]

As I've gotten older, I just even like me being friends with my exes and stuff. I always was just, like, very close with them. And, like, just f. And even. Just as I date Moa further and further, it's like I'm just trying to be more vigilant of how things can be perceived and, like, yeah. You know, boundaries.

[B]

But he seems, like, social. Like, some people, like, just don't have a problem, and some people do. And I feel like whatever your partner is comfortable with and. Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I just. I just think. I guess my advice to you if you're dealing with that is like, if, you know, you know, like, instinctually, you will know her intentions. And obviously, your partner should respect whatever boundaries you put in place. Like, you have to tell him to cut her off. But it's like, hey, maybe this. I don't like when y'all do this. Yes.

[B]

Or if he's, like, hanging out with her, like, solo, I'd be like, do you need to do that? Like, I don't know. It's kind of, like, weird.

[A]

Yeah. 100.

[B]

Especially if he's hanging out with you more than me. And say, what about us? Like, yeah.

[A]

Yes. Why is she touching you at all? Like, just weird.

[B]

It's like, you know, then like you said, intuition's good. Because.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I used to be that girl I like. You would think I'd be the jealous one all the time. Like, I'd be like, oh, you're not having any girlfriends. But, like, you just know. You know when something's just, like, platonic.

[A]

Yeah. Like, and you can just 100 tell. Exactly. And it's like, yeah, so listen to your. Listen to your gut.

[B]

Listen to your gut.

[A]

It's all a growing game and every situation is just kind of different, you know, like that's, that's one of those ones where it's very Casey by case and like, you know, cuz it can be the most chill thing ever, but like it can also be awful, toxic, a mess and like that's your man. You look so cute.

[B]

You look so mature today.

[A]

Ooh, my button up.

[B]

Yeah, maybe that's it. Like your hair is so cute. Like everything's so sweet. I feel sex therapist or something.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Yeah, you're giving it.

[A]

Wait, you look so good.

[B]

Like you look so mature today. I was like, oh my God, I.

[A]

Think it is my button up. I bought this on Depop and the. The caption of it was like, could be a good work uniform. And I was like, perfect.

[B]

I need it for my job. I' so many edits of you on my for you page lately that it's like, it's like you like really old clips of like when you're like 18, 20. I was like, oh my God, she looks so different and like act so different and now I see you, I'm like, oh my God, you're so grown.

[A]

I'm in my grown era. It's nice. And you look amazing. Obviously it's so funny. Cuz it is like every time she compliments me, I have to compliment her back. And then it seems disingenuous, but it's like I mean it.

[B]

And there sometimes you just like look at someone. You're just like, oh my God, they're so pretty. I love you too. Should we answer one more? Okay, two more. Oh, two more. He's like, two, two more. Give them. Sorry. Yeah.

[A]

Yes. Give the people maybe even three, because what was Mama Pig?

[B]

We needed it.

[A]

But like we. You know, I love you for saying three, especially because the last episode was two.

[B]

So to do two. Oh yeah, we're getting. Yeah. Unsubscribe.

[A]

Like what do you mean you took two calls in an hour?

[B]

I think, I think Mama Pig should be the title. I mean if you want to know Tana's statement on Mama Pig pregnancy.

[A]

Oh my God, that's. That's where it's like gay. I'll grip to.

[C]

Hi Trisha. Hi Tana. I just got back from Trisha's live show and I got way too drunk. So I wanted to know what you guys think about not feeling as embarrassed as how Drunk that you get in.

[A]

Public and stuff like that.

[C]

Because I could not get up. I was on the ground and it's all very embarrassing. So do you guys have any advice for me? You. Bye.

[B]

Oh, there have been two people this past weekend that got kicked out of my show for being to drive. I mean, who's turning up at my show?

[A]

It's so funny. We. I think it's just cuz like, you know the feeling of like, you go to a show and it's someone you love. And I did this with Adam Sandler. I went and saw him live and I got so blacked out. I don't remember anything. I don't remember anything. I remember one flash of him on stage. Like, I. I get it. Like seeing your fave.

[B]

And like we saw there was a clip on Tik Tok. There was two clips of two people getting kicked out. And then the last one I remember was at Seattle. And maybe this was this girl. It was like high up in the balcony and like you see like this like Usher like cleaning up the puke. And basically someone's like, they let her back in. She was just orderly. She puked once, they let her back in, she puked twice. So this poor person, this poor person, like, is obviously hating his life. And people are like, we had to move because of the smell. Like, everyone's moving out of the way and you just hear me in the background singing like, God, what have you done? And like the whole audience like, you're a pink pony. And this guy just like the vomit and people moving and then the janitor just upset, like. And I was like, this is so. Please don't get too crazy. Like, I like that you had a good time, but two people got kicked out. One other person was like moshing people by herself. She's just like, like slamming into people. And I was like, what is happening?

[A]

We actually had to switch our meet and greets to before the show. Originally, our first tour. They were after the show and I had to switch them because Girls canceled. Girls, it's not two people. It is like, like 15 a show. Like being they gave it. And listen, that was me for so long. So I'm not even remotely casting an air of judgment. I really do. But like, oh my God. We had. There was a show in Louis in New Orleans, Louisiana, and girls were hopping barricades, sneaking back into the meet and greet. Four times we had two girls try to fight a bouncer, puking everywhere. Every single person, I think, touched one of my private parts. Like it was Insane.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

And I was like, no, more like meet and greet before the show. I love the hammered girls. But like the venues were getting like.

[B]

That'S your new podcast. Hammered.

[A]

Yes. Like literally hammered. But here's what I will say. I think don't beat yourself up. Like the anxiety. That's why I stopped drinking. I'm not gonna lie. Anxiety. Well, I needed to stop drinking. Let's be so for real. But anxiety is enough to kill a woman sometimes.

[B]

What's anxiety?

[A]

Where you wake up the next day and it's like, oh, either a, I did this and I, this isn't me and I want to die about it. Or like, I don't remember, so I'm anxious. I said things I shouldn't have done. I did things I shouldn't have done. I. Oh my God. I banned the words laug last night from my house. Like no one you could. People could have literally said like last night the weather was nice and I'd be like, shut up, get out. No, you're just like.

[B]

Because you couldn't remember it.

[A]

Or I would just be so stressed about what things I did. And one time someone did give me the advice to just go watch Jersey Shore and it'll make you always feel better. Because like, everyone's insane when they drink. And like, just know that the worst thing someone could possibly remember was like, oh, that girl was too drunk. And it happens to everyone.

[B]

Yeah, laugh about it because I think it's funny. I guess in like hindsight, it's not funny. Like someone is cleaning up after you and you are like disrupting other people. So like I get. But I mean to me it's like so silly because I just think of my shows as being like, it's like an hour and 15 minutes. It's like so silly. It's like, whatever. And people are just getting like wasted at the show. And I'm like, that's wild. But.

[A]

But it's cuz they're just like, okay, catching a vibe, you know, that gives.

[B]

Me perspective then because I was just like, did they get the wrong show? They think it's like a Motley Crue concert or something. But then it's like that makes it okay. You're saying it's a good thing. They're like, yeah.

[A]

Like, I think honestly, if I was in my drinking days, I would love to go to a Trisha pay to show hammered and scream. Sing Pink Pony Club.

[B]

You're just like, what is this? But we're drunk on top of it. So it's Maybe that's why people cheer so much. Maybe everyone's drunk at my shows because people. At Night of the Oscars, I sang Defying Gravity and Somewhere on the Rainbow. You would think that's Ariana Grande and Cynthia Revo. They were just like. And it was so bad because I lose my voice every show and it was so awful. We're so wild for it. So I, you know what? Keep drinking at my show.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's nice. I think it's nice. And I think we all get too drunk now and again. So you should never be. Give yourself some grace. Especially when you're in your 20s, like, you're feeling. Figuring things out, like when you're a little younger, like, you know, it's just if you beat yourself up for every stupid thing you've ever done when you're drunk, like, it's just, it happens to the best of us and you're fine. I mean, obviously there are certain things.

[B]

You know, your perspective is so good. That's such a nice one.

[A]

What?

[B]

Did she have a question or she was just saying, like, what do I do?

[A]

I think, yeah, I think she just had a little anxiety. Yeah. I just think about you seeing drunk. Like, it just, it happens all the time time, like get too drunk, but.

[B]

Just maybe go like puke in your purse. Because like, I think having someone else clean up is crazy. I got car sick in New York and I had like a bag full of snacks I weren't even eating yet. And I just threw up in the bags. I didn't want to do it in the Uber, you know what I mean? I was like, let me just do it here, cuz that's crazy to do it in the car.

[A]

I have a big. This is one of my biggest pet peeves actually, like absolutely ever. And I'm probably going to get a little hate for this, but I don't care. And I know some people can't control it. So then I'm just like for this. But I don't understand how people. People spray puke more than once in their life for like two times.

[B]

What's that spray?

[A]

Just like people who puke.

[B]

Just like projectile, like they're like, oh.

[A]

I think I'm gonna throw up. And then 45 seconds later, they're puking on the floor in front of everyone. You knew you were gonna throw up. You'd 45 seconds go to a trash can. I know there are projectile moments that you sometimes cannot control, but I had a friend who would just always be like, throwing up on people and like, whatever. And it's like you knew you were gonna throw up.

[B]

Yeah, like curse. Do it somewhere. Didn't they do that in Clueless? Someone threw up in a purse because it's like, just do that.

[A]

I also have like, whatever. It is like a metaphobia or whatever. Like I can't see people throw up.

[B]

I hate it. What is nauseating, Even your own is like so disgusting. So I felt bad for the people that were up there. And obviously the person cleaning it is.

[A]

Like, yeah, it's awful.

[B]

And like you said, there are certain situations. But if you're drinking, maybe bring a extra bag in case you're gonna do that. Yeah.

[A]

And just. Yeah, try not to. Try not to get there. Right. That's the goal. But I mean, listen, I've. As someone who's been there so, so many times it happens.

[B]

It's why I like literally don't drink because I literally have two champagnes and I'm like throwing up, like, and I just am like really bad at it. So I was just like. And it made me feel sick. So I was just like, I don't like love it. I still don't like the taste, but.

[A]

I would do anything for whatever that is because I actually could have 50 glasses of champagne and still keep going. It's so bad.

[B]

No, that's good. That. That's the thing. I think it was Denver. I got the most turned. They all had like beer cans up in the air and I was like, oh, I kind of love it. Like, I'm just so not used to. Because I don't drink emotions. So it's so funny when people are like, not that it's bad, but I'm sober.

[A]

I kind of hate it though. Like I. And I'm such a hypocrite.

[B]

It's like I hate it, but it's always shocking me. You're drinking?

[A]

Yeah, like, oh my God. Just like people being too drunk now. I'm such aing hypocrite. It's like, Tana, you've been sober for six months and now you hate hammered people. Have you met yourself, Hammer?

[B]

It makes more sense though, because it's like, you know how either you or other people around you could be drunk and obnoxious. I mean, I think that's what it is.

[A]

Cuz I am like a psycho.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

I'm just like. So I won't shut the up, I won't go the bed. I want to like get on a flight to the Bahamas, like randomly.

[B]

Like, I was also used over just wanting to get a flight to Bahamas. Like, this week. You're like, I'm in Cabo. I was like, oh, random. Okay.

[A]

That is true.

[B]

You love a flight. You love catching a PJ so much. It's so funny. I love it. I love that about you. That's the life. That's why you should be single with not single, but no kids for no kids.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's hard to do travel. I know. And I know I don't get back people. I say, you should travel with your kids. I'm like, not when they're babies, but when they're older.

[A]

Yeah. Isabella the other day we were all going to Cabo and she wants a baby, like, right now. One of my best friends, but she's kind of just kidding about it. But she was like, I would just bring the baby to Cabo. And I was like, no, you won't, diva. Don't get pregnant. One baby, maybe.

[B]

Doable. Yeah. One baby. But even that seems like a lot. Their little ears on the plane. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I like the idea, but.

[A]

Yeah. It's too. Is just, like, wild because it's so expensive and tedious and, like, they won't remember it necessarily.

[B]

Well, they're free until they're two. Yeah, but. But, yeah, but yeah. It's like changing diapers and their ears and the pressure. I know. People, like, love it. Some people dropping their kids all the time. Couldn't be us. I was just like. Because I want Moses to come on, like, see me and stuff. But I'm like, I don't want to, like, like, bring the kids. You know what I mean?

[A]

And like, I just know, like, people taking their kids to, like, the Eiffel Tower when they're like, one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wait till they're like, five.

[B]

Yeah. And I get. It's like, memories for them. But Eiffel Towers are crazy because I don't think they really care. At least Disney, they're, like, seeing, like, Malibu loves me, so she loves to see the characters.

[A]

And she probably won't remember Disney makes perfect sense. That's like the. That's really the only exception in my eyes. Until the kids like. Or like the beach, I guess.

[B]

The beach. They do love a beach. Especially babies. They do love a beach. Yeah. I mean, they gotta do stuff then they're humans.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Be trapped in their crib all day. But. But kids do look in general, when I travel, I'm traveling so much now on planes, and it's like, they do look miserable. And I always feel so Sad, because they're probably scared. They don't know their ears are popped, they're bored, you know, all that stuff like that. So I always do feel a little bad for them. But people are doing it. People are traveling with their babies and they are.

[A]

And girls are getting drunk. Listen, we love you. I'm serious. Like, don't trip. Like, just think about all the awful things, you know? Like, it's. You probably were just, like, loud or, like, said some things or tripped and fell or whatever. Like, it's fun.

[B]

Unless she's that girl that puked twice.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. That is kind of true. But still, honestly, like, she remembers it.

[B]

I saw that tick tock in my head. It was, like, funny. And then I was like, okay. Yeah. And yeah, like I said, people, if they want to have a good time, and that enhances it. There's nothing wrong with it.

[A]

Yeah. I think people are just like. Because even just at your show, like, the energy in the room when I was there, it's so palpable. And like, everyone just, like, raging, singing along. Like, the vibes are so high.

[B]

Especially as we do, like, bet on it and stuff. And people just get, like, so excited when it's like, songs they know. That's, like, why I love Chris Olsen Stewart. It's like, all just cover songs of, like, he was doing Mamma Mia and One Direction. I was like, I love that he only did cover songs.

[A]

I know we love a good cover. And, like, just singing along, like, with a crowd, it's like the best feeling in the world.

[B]

It really is like, karaoke hour. And people are just there to, like, it's the best thing with you and they vibe. And I see he gets the same comments I do. Like, who pays money to see this? But it's like the people who get it, who get it when you're there. It is a vibe. And I know on the outside, like, when I watch anyone else's tour, I'm like, I don't get it. But the people I know, the people who are there love it so much. That's all that matters.

[A]

That's literally.

[B]

I felt that way when I went to your show too. Not that I ever thought you're. Because there's no clips of yours. But I just remember being like, oh, it's like, so weird when people just do, like, podcasts. But then when I went to yours, I was like, oh, my God. They, like, loved it. Like, people were so excited. You were so excited. And then I kind of got it.

[A]

I was like, Seeing your faves, it's just, that's what it's about, you know? Know. And I just giving people whatever they love to see online.

[B]

Are you gonna go to Jeff show?

[A]

I think I am. Honestly. I've been like, I'm so nosy. I keep calling them all and I'm like, what's the drama? Who's fighting? Like, what about. Yeah, those boys are so funny. I always say they're like a group of girls. Like someone. There's always some crazy.

[B]

Is he back with his producer?

[A]

Yes. And like even just that, like, they're like, they're so funny and like, I don't even know. It's. It's just I. I want to go.

[B]

To his tour because I'm like, I'm always. Again, I'm just so. I'm also nosy. I'm so like, curious, like what he does. Is he doing stand up? Cuz he's in like comedy clubs.

[A]

I think like standup, live podcast combination. A lot of the people he works with are standup comedians. So it's like, you know what I mean? And like crazy. I'm assuming as well. It's just a lot of stories that he wouldn't put on the Internet. That's why I'm excited to have so many stories with Jeff that he would never let me tell.

[B]

So I like, you guys did a really good job, like not leaking your stories. Like, how do you keep that from happening?

[A]

I don't know. We're actually, right now, we're writing the show for this next upcoming tour and I like, really, I have this crazy story I want to tell, but it's like at the expense of some other influencers. And I'm like trying to figure out if I just say it or you.

[B]

Just like, can you take people's phones? Do people do that? I don't know if that's a thing. Like drop your phone in this bag. Like White Lotus.

[A]

People do do the phone bag thing where it's like you keep your phone but the thing is locked. Like, do you get what I'm saying? You put it in the thing, they lock it and then you go in. And that I've done. I've gone to a lot of shows like that. Like, you know, people would really pay.

[B]

Then if they know, like the stories are not getting out. You know what I mean? Then they're like, I really, I wanted to know. Like, I was so curious.

[C]

Hi, Christian. Tana. My Name's Sarah. I'm 21 years old. I'm about to Graduate college, and I've been with my boyfriend for about two years. He's perfect in every single way, except for the fact that he's kind of reckless with his spending. For example, like, if an artist he likes drops merch, he'll spend hundreds of dollars on it. And just stuff like that where I feel like he could be saving money because I'm working towards saving for us to get an apartment together. And I feel like he could also be doing the same, but I feel like he's just not mentally there yet right now. What do you think I should do? Love you both.

[B]

Love you.

[A]

We love you.

[B]

Me with mayhem merch. Now that the guy has an album, like, I'm buying everything.

[A]

No, literally, that's actually. Yeah, I'm the guy and Mokoa is the girl.

[B]

Yeah, same, same, same.

[A]

I mean, okay, this is kind of a hot take, and not usually what I'm saying, but in today's society, if that's the biggest problem, it sounds like you do have a keeper, which is good. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if that's his biggest issue, at least he's not, like, cheating or freaking out or leaving her at a dispensary on the side of the road or sending skull emojis when she has cancer or whatever else these men are doing. I feel like you just bring it up to him or, like, ask him. Start asking him for 100 bucks now and again, and then you just save it, like, you know.

[B]

Yeah. I think the money thing is, like, such a big thing for people. Like, we are the spender, so we don't think about it. But, like, I'm sure it's scary. It's scary. Especially when you are the one saving.

[A]

And, like, you know, and it's like, I'm refraining.

[B]

Yeah. And then they're just blowing it. You're like, oh, my God. But we could have this apartment so much quicker if you just stop doing it.

[A]

That is true.

[B]

Really true. I mean, that's even been with us, like, with me and Moses, too. Because there's certain things we, like, want to save for and stuff. And he's like, honestly, like, but that you just, like, I was spending crazy. I really don't anymore. Minus the Dolce purse that I just bought. Only because I sold a purse. I was like, I sold a purse. I can. But. But it does make like it does. It is like, it is a point of tension in a relationship. I think when you're, like, saving up for something together, like, that would be. I think you Know we both make money, so spending it. But like, let's say like you're both trying to work towards something and you're not like bringing in anything that would be like frustrating.

[A]

Yeah, I agree with that fully. I feel like sounding like he's a great guy, like hopefully they can have a discussion about it and then it can just like move forward. You know what I mean? Like, hopefully. I don't. I feel like maybe your pitch is that he's spending more money on you and then you're low key saving it. You know, you're like, oh my God, babe, give me a couple hundred bucks.

[B]

Would he do that, you think? I don't know. That's crazy. Cuz I could imagine being like, here, baby, here's 200, right?

[A]

I know, I know, I know.

[B]

Sometimes I feel like I should for Valentine's Day. I don't know where to get. I'm like, do you want me to sell you? I don't know. Because then you can get something you want.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

You can save it for us. Like, I think that sometimes that is so funny. But it feels a little odd to do. I don't know. We do have a joint bank account. He could always use it. Yeah, he has his own too. So maybe you feel better if like, you know, I don't know, get by himself something. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I mean you guys could easily just set budgets. Like, I feel like there's got to be a conversational point where like if you're like, okay, I know you love to spend every month, so here's the amount on your fun things. Things like, yeah, just communicate it out. That's what I hope.

[B]

Yeah, it. And there he could change because I was the spender and Moses like telling me like, well, we could get this if we save this money together. And I was like, you're so right. Like I was just buying like purses and stuff like that. Meanwhile we want to get like a lake house or something. And I'm like, yes, that seems unobtainable. I'm just like, whatever, A thousand dollars doesn't equal a million dollar home. But he's like, no, but over time it doesn't. I was like, you know what, you make sense.

[A]

So then I agree, honestly. And even Makoa has like brought it up to me. Like, maybe don't spend this on this. And then like, I won't because it's like he brought this to my attention.

[B]

You don't think about it sometimes.

[A]

Yeah, because I'm Just very much like, if I want it, I want to get it. And then I'm like, I'll work twice as hard next week to make it back. But it's like, imagine you just worked twice as hard and saved it.

[B]

Like, yeah, exactly.

[A]

And that's like. But I feel like truly, like, him bringing things to my attention of, like, you know, like, we don't have to be this bougie about this. Like, it did really help me, you know, And I feel like he loves you and, like, it could easily be a hundred dollars less on that Travis Scott hoodie, you know?

[B]

Exactly. No, but it's so real. Even, like, our, like, doordash and stuff, like, our food delivery, stuff like that, like, when we're looking at the prices and he's like, honestly, I'll just go pick up the food. I was like, honestly, that's what people used to do. We probably should just do that. And it gets here faster. The drivers they always, like, get lost and.

[A]

Yeah. Cold. So even just like, yeah, I'll, like, go to order the whole menu. And he's like, you're not gonna eat that third Cajun pasta. And it's like, oh, but I want it. But then I'll put it back and.

[B]

Like, Taco Bell's where it's at, because that's budget friendly. Yes.

[A]

Oh, my God. I think we need Taco Bell.

[B]

Is that what we want? Yeah. I love. I was really obsessed with those little mini Crunch wraps.

[A]

I haven't tried them yet, and I want to.

[B]

They're pretty cute.

[A]

Yeah. I want to try them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But, yeah, I. I really think. Communicate. Communicate with your man. And you guys got this. Like, there's so many easy ways to. Everyone gets what they want, and they're happy there, you know? Like.

[B]

Yeah. And people will be open to the communication.

[A]

Yeah. He sounds like he's a great guy, and you love him, and I think that's. And also, just remember, like, you guys are 21. I know you want the apartment right now, and there's a roadblock and, like, all of those things. Things. But your frontal lobes will develop, and he might snap out of it as well, you know?

[B]

That's true. Be patient.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're 32 years to buy a house, you know, should have been a lot sooner, but it took a while. Did you get invited to the Live Moss event?

[A]

No. I would have done anything. I saw Matt King there, and I was like, would that be me?

[B]

Terry Jo was there. Like, everybody was at the Live Moss, and I was like, I want to go.

[A]

I want to live Moss. Taco Bell. Please invite me and Trisha Paytas to your next Test Kitchen event. We love Live this. Okay. We love Taco Bell.

[B]

I could see you getting married at the Taco Bell Chapel in Vegas.

[A]

I almost have. So many times. No, they have a package right now. That's, like, a good deal.

[B]

Did you post about it? Someone I know post about. No, not you.

[A]

No, it wasn't me. But I, like, I've shown it to Moko. I would. I've been there a million times, too. I love the Taco Bell Cantina.

[B]

Would you do a Vegas wedding?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Because you're such a Vegas.

[A]

I also, like, want multiple weddings. Like, I. I'm, like, such an attention. I want, like, a Vegas and then, like a, you know, destination. And we did that.

[B]

We did the LA and we did the Maui. And it was.

[A]

Maui's so good. Makoa yesterday dropped a bomb on me. Like, well, someone was asking us. Our friend Renata, she was like, when are you guys gonna get married? Yada yada, like, where? And he was like, I don't know. I really don't want to do Hawaii. And I was like, you what?

[B]

What?

[A]

I guess it's because to him, it's, like, boring.

[B]

That's, like, where he's from. He's like, yeah, Hawaii weddings are. That was my favorite wedding. I loved it. And it was, like, relatively inexpensive for everything you got. It's so beautiful. Like, I love.

[A]

And all his family's already there. I think to him it is less exciting because the first time I ever asked him, he said Napa. And I was like, what are our ties to Napa?

[B]

Like, why country?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. It is cute.

[B]

I love that he wanted to go there.

[A]

That's kind of romantic, I guess. I mean, it's a good choice, but I just. Yeah, I thought he'd be, like, all for the Hawaiian wedding, but then it's like, I don't know.

[B]

It's crazy. And they do that whole, like. They do a little. They blow, like, the conch, and then they put these, like, things around you. It was, like, so cute. I, like, loved it.

[A]

And I, like. He. He's from Maui, but we met. Yeah, he's from Maui. Born and raised. And then I know I would.

[B]

That's like, my dream is, like, retire and, like, move our family there. Like, I even.

[A]

That I like. I keep wanting to get maybe a second property kind of soon. And I keep pitching. Maybe we get one in Hawaii. So when we're older, we have this and it appreciates. And he's very much like, why would we do that? My, like my family has houses. Like, we'll get those one day. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he's so.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

Not like, not on some, like crazy.

[B]

So in here, in a Maui house is crazy.

[A]

Yeah. That is true. That is the best. Yeah. What am I saying?

[B]

Love that.

[A]

But yeah, I guess I was thinking the compromise could be that it was a different island, like a Kauai or an Oahu that we have. We could have a wedding there. Because then it's like, oh, it's still not like where you're from. It's not like boring.

[B]

I've never been anywhere but Maui and people try and tell me, go here, go here. I'm like, I only love Maui like that. I've been there 5,000 times. And I'm like, that's all I care about.

[A]

You know, this half hana's everything.

[B]

Love it. That's why I shot my Fabio music video. I flew everyone out there because I was like, let's all go.

[A]

I made them all do Road to Hana to get there to shoot the music video.

[B]

I actually puked the whole way up. So we had to take the little plane back because I was like gagging. I was like, I couldn't do it. I was so sick.

[A]

But yeah, it's a crazy drive.

[B]

Flew everyone out.

[A]

Trisha, that is so funny because mind you guys, this is like a four hour drive.

[B]

Yeah. From the main. Yeah.

[A]

And like hard, like you're like going through waterfalls. Like it's like some like off roading. It's so iconic.

[B]

Yeah. We were in the waterfalls, like. Yeah. And I flew like my director, my ever. There was like 10 crew Fabio, my mom, my hair stylist, my makeup artist and we're all singing the these like little huts in Hana and it was. Oh, you actually stayed up there. It was a three day shoot. Yeah, that's.

[A]

That's so iconic.

[B]

On cliffs, like kissing and then we have a bed on the beach. That was. It was after I had a breakup in 2019. So it was like that month after I just got out of the mental hospital and I was like, I have nothing to live for. I'm just gonna spend all my money. So it was like a $300,000 shoot to bring everyone there and like Fabio and. But we had dinner together and it was fun and it was a vibe.

[A]

That is so iconic.

[B]

Put the billboards all over la. It was like me and Fabio, like in. In bed. And it was like promoting the music video.

[A]

How much were those?

[B]

The billboards aren't crazy. I mean they are crazy when you think about it. I maybe did five for 7,000 each. And that was a studio city, Hollywood. Like those are like prime locations too.

[A]

I feel like they're so much more expensive now.

[B]

Are they? I haven't looked cuz yeah, back in the day you could get them for like $6,000 on like Laurel, you know.

[A]

Yes. Which is like.

[B]

So I look.

[A]

They're like 15 to 20,000 for a billboard. Now I remember for my 21st birthday I got one on Sunset Boulevard. Boulevard, yes. And it was like under 15 I think. And then it. Wow people. The billboard stays up until someone else buys it out. So even if you have it for like let's say you buy it for 30 days. If someone else doesn't buy it out for 60 days like you keep your billboards. And then I had it for like so long we were trying to do it for something and then I forget what it was.

[B]

It was just expensive. I probably saw. I remember everyone was getting billboards all the time. Probably saw other people doing it. I'm like I want a billboard too.

[A]

I know, it's so fun. We should get a billboard. Let's get on all upline. Billboard 50K. 50K, the highest they can go in LA. That's insane. That's not worth it.

[B]

I would love. I wonder how much the big one on like Hollywood and Highland is you know, like that big. What we need. We should do different photo though. We need to get a new. I mean I know you love. But I like our photo. I don't know what it is and it's not about anybody but me just hating the way I look at it.

[A]

We should do a leopard one. Yeah, like a leopard photo shoot. I'm so. I love photo shoots. And we could have Peggy shoots filmed.

[B]

Well, we love you guys. Trademarked by trademark.

[A]

Yeah, trademark react.

[B]

We're in trademark.

[A]

Trademark leopard print.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Tarami. Oh no.

[B]

Is that her thing?

[A]

She does love leopard cuz she's very like Y2K.

[B]

Okay, but that's not like her merch or anything, is it?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I could see it being though like very much.

[B]

That's why I chose it because I know it's a thing obviously like Jersey short and stuff, but I haven't seen like a podcast do it cuz I know our other chairs a lot of people had cuz they were Ikea yellow chairs. So I was like, we need to get something custom.

[A]

No, I love our leopard.

[B]

How do you feel? This is so funny because it, like, goes up, so it's just a funny little. It does.

[A]

I feel, like, very propped up. I like, can't. That's why I have the pillow here too, because it's like, propping up my. So I'm like, I had to.

[B]

We have the pajamas and maybe we can, like, lean on it more and feel it and, like, sprawl.

[A]

I'm gonna be spread out in the next episode.

[B]

It's gonna give. It gives Blue's Clues a little bit too.

[A]

But I love that.

[B]

Honestly.

[A]

That was so Blue Clues. Like, what's the guy's name? Steven. His big chair.

[B]

He's still killing it.

[A]

Yeah, he kind of ate.

[B]

Is that his thing? A big chair? Is that what his thing was?

[A]

Didn't he have the big green chair?

[B]

Yeah, but like. Oh, he called it there.

[A]

I don't know if he ever, like, talked about it.

[B]

Comfy chair.

[A]

He just kind of served and like, Blue schools was kind of a serve.

[B]

The red chair.

[A]

It was red.

[B]

I know nothing.

[A]

I know nothing. But good ch.

[B]

It is giving that vibes. We love it.

[A]

We're giving blue clues. Not blue Gl. We head on over to the Patreon and get spicy.

[B]

Patreon. Spicy time. Patreon.com. not loveline, you guys. We love answering questions. Thank you guys for supporting over there. Cuz, honestly, we love you. You guys are amazing. Every time I look at it, cuz I. I kind of just post and like, look at the comments and that's it. And then every month I look at it, I'm like, wow. We have a lot of people joining, like a lot each month, so.

[A]

And they're just so positive and nice over there. It's such a fun community and we just love you guys. I'm excited. I have to pee, so I'm gonna let my pee out. But then I always hold my pee on. Not Loveline. So if I look like I'm holding my pee, just know I am.

[B]

You are. See you next time. Bye.