MY BF WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH MY GAY FRIEND?! - Not Loveline

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Podcast Summary: Not Loveline – "MY BF WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH MY GAY FRIEND?!"

Hosts: Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
Release Date: March 18, 2025
Episode Title: MY BF WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH MY GAY FRIEND?!

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly call-in advice show hosted by Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas. In this episode, titled "MY BF WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH MY GAY FRIEND?!", the duo navigates through personal anecdotes, business mishaps, and, most importantly, provides heartfelt advice to a listener grappling with a complex relationship dilemma.

1. Opening Banter and Branding Excitement (00:27 – 05:00)

The episode kicks off with Tana and Trish immersed in lively conversation about their leopard-themed branding. They share humorous frustrations about misplaced leopard pajamas and express their enthusiasm for incorporating leopard print into their lives, from fashion choices to home decor.

Notable Quote:
Tana (01:07): "We are really going with the branding. I said we're doing leopard as our brand."

2. The Blinged Up Scandal: A Lesson in Business Ethics (05:00 – 20:40)

Transitioning from their playful discussions, Tana recounts a disappointing experience with a custom bling service. Despite previous positive collaborations, the recent order failed to meet expectations—delivering low-quality, paper-like rhinestone decorations instead of the promised genuine leather embellishments. Tana details the financial loss and emotional toll, emphasizing the importance of accountability and quality in business relationships.

Notable Quotes:
Tana (17:59): "But she drunk. That's what I'm saying. I think she might have like gave it to someone else to do, maybe try to outsource it somewhere."
Trish (19:57): "What are you talking about?"

Trish supports Tana's frustration, highlighting how scams can devastate trust and stressing the need for transparent and reliable services.

3. Musicians and the Complexities of Relationships (20:40 – 39:03)

The conversation shifts to the intricacies of dating musicians and artists. Both hosts reflect on their past relationships with creative individuals who often grappled with personal demons like addiction and the pressures of fame. They discuss how the emotional depth and artistic passion of musicians can both attract and complicate romantic relationships.

Notable Quotes:
Trish (28:00): "I was just imagining myself in doggy at, like, 50, and then it says young."
Tana (29:07): "Any type of artist. A lot of times the two musicians I dated were both addicts."

Their candid reflections provide listeners with a nuanced understanding of the challenges and rewards that come with loving someone in the creative industry.

4. Listener Call: Navigating a Threesome Proposal (40:04 – 42:53)

The heart of the episode centers around a poignant call from Bri from Sunny San Diego. Bri shares her boyfriend's recent proposition to include her gay best friend in a threesome and seeks advice on how to handle the situation without jeopardizing the friendship.

Caller’s Question (40:04):
"So me and my boyfriend, we always include my gay best friend on our hangouts. And recently, my boyfriend has been mentioning a threesome with my bestie. And, you know, honestly, I'm kind of down for it. So I'm just wondering, what would y'all do? Should I mention it to my gay Bestie. Or do you think that would ruin our friendship? Love you guys."

Hosts' Advice:
Trish immediately advises Bri to prioritize her friendship over the boyfriend's request, suggesting that introducing such dynamics could complicate and potentially damage the bond with her friend. Tana echoes this sentiment, emphasizing the importance of setting clear boundaries and making decisions that honor existing relationships.

Notable Quotes:
Trish (40:28): "If Makoa asked for a threesome with Amari, I would actually commit crimes that aren't even, like, in the judicial."
Tana (41:07): "It's the grossest thing when someone's like. So, like, when we weren't even, like, close, but, like, there's someone in proximity that it could happen with, and it's like, out of nowhere, and you're just like, what the."

Their guidance underscores the significance of mutual respect and open communication in navigating sensitive relationship topics.

5. Additional Anecdotes and Light-Hearted Discussions (42:53 – 57:00)

Following the main advice segment, Tana and Trish delve into various personal stories and light-hearted topics. They reminisce about their past podcast moments, discuss sleep habits, and share humorous takes on everyday scenarios. This segment showcases their chemistry and ability to blend serious advice with entertaining dialogue.

Notable Quotes:
Tana (50:00): "I do love a boy short."
Trish (56:33): "Tell me your stories. I feel like these past four episodes, I've just been telling you my stories."

These exchanges add depth to their personalities, making the advice segments more relatable and engaging.

6. Closing Remarks and Future Plans (57:00 – End)

As the episode nears its conclusion, Tana and Trish reflect on personal growth and the importance of letting go of negativity. They express excitement about potential future collaborations, such as creating a song together, and encourage listeners to join their Patreon for more exclusive content.

Notable Quotes:
Tana (64:09): "There will be an answer. Let it be."
Trish (64:45): "He really ate with that one. I'm such a believer to the core."

Their optimistic outlook serves as a positive takeaway for listeners, emphasizing resilience and self-care.

Key Takeaways:

Prioritize Existing Relationships: When faced with relationship proposals that could jeopardize friendships, it's crucial to consider the long-term impact and prioritize meaningful bonds.
Beware of Scams and Ensure Quality: Trustworthy business relationships are built on accountability and quality. Always verify services to avoid financial and emotional setbacks.
Understand the Complexities of Dating Artists: While dating creative individuals can be fulfilling, it's essential to navigate the associated challenges with empathy and clear communication.

Final Thoughts:

In "MY BF WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH MY GAY FRIEND?!", Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas adeptly balance personal stories with valuable relationship advice. Their honest and entertaining approach provides listeners with both laughter and insightful guidance, reinforcing NOT LOVELINE as a relatable and supportive space for navigating love, sex, and dating dilemmas.

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That.
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Oh, my God. Hayley Welch just called from hiding. I hope you choke on everything you ever said to me. I hope you move out of this city suddenly. I hope you get everything you deserve.
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Like, you like Maroon 5. You're like, only I don't believe.
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No, I'm streaming. Like, won't go home without you.
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A
You love what's happening. I hate everyone in this room right now. Like, that's crazy.
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B
Sort of. I'm out of breath just laying here. Same. And why is that?
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A
I don't know. Hello and welcome back to Not Loveline. Welcome to the jungle.
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B
Yeah. Oh my. We are actually like, okay, we get it, you guys.
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A
We are really going with the branding. I said we're doing leopard as our brand.
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B
We love. We just love it. We love it so much. And we're so excited. I love it.
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We're looking full leopard.
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B
No, I need leopard nails now too.
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A
Me too. I was thinking about that too. I should get some leopard. We were looking. We had matching leopard pajamas. And I've had these leopard pajamas for Tana literally set aside for like weeks. And like everything else is still in its position. Just like random packages everywhere. And I was like, no, but I had these had a side in a specific spot and I can't find them anywhere. And it's bothering me actually, cuz I really did set them aside just like searching.
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B
And then I ran into Malibu Barbie and I was like, hello, ma'am. How was your night? I love you. That's my new bit.
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Like when kisses.
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She's so cute. She's just a cutest.
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She loves t. She has the biggest smile. She's showing her.
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She kept doing this boop. And it was so cute. Oh, my God, I love that she loves a hug.
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She gave you a hug? She was just like, yeah.
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And she just always tells me what she's up to. She's like, I'm gonna go do makeup in the playroom. I was like, yes, she loves.
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And she. She does like everyone, but she does get shy. Like, she gets shy around so many people. And like, weirdly, Tana, she's just like, smiles, beaming, can't wait to see.
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B
No, she, like, I just. Every time I see her too, I feel like we, like, we're like getting closer, you know?
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She like, thinks about you, like, every time we come through this way, like downstairs, I was like, Dana, like, she knows exactly that you're here and she thinks you're always just downstairs.
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B
That's so funny. I've never thought about the fact that in Malibu's head. She. She probably just thinks I live down here. Yeah.
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A
Literally, I want to see Tana. And I was like, well, Tana's not here, but she'll be here soon. And she, like, loves it. Yeah.
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B
That's so funny. Honestly, if everything goes Trisha, I'm gonna move it.
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A
Yes. Oh, my God. Absolutely. We got the holes fixed. Is no longer leaking. Everything is just.
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B
I just love your house.
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A
And then behind this wall, I can't.
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Imagine being Malibu Barbie, too. Just, like, roaming around my glitter mansion. Like, just, like, her height. Like, everything probably just seems so, like.
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Vast and big, and it's like an endless toy room for her everywhere, thriving.
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It is funny. Like, you're just like, me, why can't I find my this? As I'm, like, sifting through harmonicas and.
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Like, this is, like, so iconic because they did the restock, and those pajamas were so hard to find. And I was so excited. Like, medium sell up quickly. And I was so excited. I was like, oh, my God, I got him. I can't wait. And then I'm like, we're gonna be matching. We'll be so comfy. And then so sweet. It's good. Are you sure? That was. That's, like, my biggest fear in podcasting is, like, losing an episode, because it really is just, like, time, and time is precious, especially when it's, like, like.
[03:01]
B
A really good one or, like, some crazy. It's never happened to me. It happened to Jeff when he had on, like, like, Bruce Buffer, the UFC announcer. You don't give a. But, like, Jeff, like, loves him. Like, that's definitely someone he was, like, a super fan of. And, like, Oscar, I don't know. I guess lost the footage. They had the biggest drama ever. Do you know that Oscar remade the episode with AI? Like, and then they released it, like, they only had the audio. So then he remade the visuals with AI and it was like, the crazy.
[03:32]
A
That's good. That was, like, smart thinking. Let's just do this. Like, that happened to me on Call Her Daddy. They didn't record the first 30 minutes. And I was like. And she. Let's just pretend that I haven't. My girl. So I give a recap. I'm like, everyone, this is just what happened. We're not recapping. We're not doing the whole thing again. Here's the. Here's 30 minutes. I just gave a quick recap. And, like, let's keep going, because that was crazy. I was just like, I get it. It sucks. But also, like, what you have 10 people working. Someone needs to, like, listen to this audio.
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B
Yeah. It's so like, oh, my God. I've never had technical difficulties with the guest. I'm sure I will one day. I'm sure it'll be when it's like.
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A
A big one, too. Yeah. I remember when we were supposed to have chapel roan she was scheduled. We had to, like, get a studio in, like, North Hollywood because that's where she was doing press. And we hired, like, literally four different sound backup people. I was like, we cannot lose this you're so real video.
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B
That's why you're like, the go to what you do, though, because you're. You care so much. Like, you're so passionate.
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Oh, my God. I would. Like, that's like last year, like, when she was just, like, the height of it, I was like, we had not lose this chapel interview.
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You know, you need five people. A priest. Oh, like, whole nine blessing it. Yeah.
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Anyways, we're not talking this episode. We're getting straight to the question.
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B
Oh, yeah.
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We promise. We're here to answer.
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We're here to answer calls. And, yeah, we're gonna face the wall.
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Does it look like we're sponsored by Taco Bell? Can you see table on the thing or.
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No, it looks like we're sponsored by an actual Jaguar. I think, like, one. One singular one.
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We're saving the rainforest with our fake cheetahs.
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Oh, my God.
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A
That should be a campaign. That is not good. It should be like a PETA campaign. Like, save the cheetahs, wear polyester. I feel like that's.
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B
Damn. They owe you 20% for that. I'm not even kidding. They should do that.
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A
I also feel, because I'm humongous. I feel like an actual GI look.
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B
Opulent.
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You look luxurious, like the original, like, pedal pushers. And then I realized, oh, my God, I'm also just pregnant. I know I'm pregnant. I can't use pregnant and fat, but I am both. So I'm just kind of like, well, this original outfit was just going to be like, let's just cover this up. It's actually cozy. You actually pointed this out. I was like, oh, I haven't seen that.
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B
Like, that is like. You look. You look expensive. Like, that's the type of robe you want to cuss someone out in. Like, if you ever need to, like.
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A
You know, I do feel like the Kardashians when they're, like, on their big, comfy furniture and they're in their, like, skims and they're just having A conversation?
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B
Yes. And it's just like, yeah. Why do I also kind of feel like the exact opposite? Like, I could have a cigarette and.
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Be like, you're giving grease. Like, what are you talking about? Like, that's what you're giving.
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Cigarette. Mom, I'm trying out the Capri trend.
[05:49]
A
This is. This is Peg Bundy. I know we talked about last Married with Children, but, like, just literally, literally look up clips, and she wears, like, leopard paddle pushers.
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B
I need to know all about Ms. Peg Bundy.
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A
I don't know. She's so iconic.
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B
Married with Children.
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Yeah, it's Katie Siegel who was in Sons of Anarchy and, like, eight Simple Rules for my teenage daughter. She's such an icon. You would, like, love.
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I love what she says. Things so fast. Like, it's just me in a way I can't even explain.
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I, like, love it. I'm so, like, into it. And O'Neal, he's from modern Family. He plays like the dad. He's, like, young in this one. Like, he's so good.
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Anyways, I'll start it tonight. Honestly, Moko is gone. I watch all the girly things while he's gone. I try to, like, always do that.
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A
Marriage, children's, like, so good. Damn, I wonder what, like, lives up. He's kind of misogynistic. He was. He was in a club. Like, they had a club called, like, We Hate Women Club. So it's, like, kind of weird, but, like, at the time, I remember thinking it was like a sleigh. But it might be. Not anymore.
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B
You know, we can. I can go to that time when I watch certain things, you know, some 2000s movies like now, the jokes would never fly, but it's crazy.
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I know. You know, anything 15 years or older is camp, for sure.
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B
Yeah, for sure.
[06:47]
A
Not Loveline. If you want advice, call us here.
[06:51]
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If you close your eyes, if you squint, we're giving doctors your true and out of Corolla.
[06:58]
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If you want to ask explicit questions. And here, talk explicit. We were just talking about. I was talking about our whole sex life on the last one. Just all of it, stretching everything. Go to patreon.com notloveline we really were.
[07:09]
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Talking about a lot of stretching of things on the last Patreon. Yeah, it got crazy over there.
[07:14]
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Birth control. We know both of what our situations are.
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Oh, my God. Yes. We know exactly why she can't finish the sentence.
[07:21]
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Yeah. Patreon.com notloveline if you want to finish. And we are looking for guests, so Adam Sandler, if you would like to come on and answer.
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He's on my nails.
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I saw that. Those coming off.
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He's, like, headless on this one. Like Cabo. I was digging in the sand.
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So I really do love Adam Sandler. Do you see him at the Oscars? I so like old.
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It's him yelling, sh. I loved the crossover.
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Did you do. Can you do an impression of him?
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Sh.
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Minus.
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Damn.
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No, you ain't feeling better. Well, that's like a classic. I feel like Jimmy Fallon does it. Like, I love him.
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B
Adam Sandler, please. Come on. Not love.
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A
We'll wear basketball shorts. Wear the leopard print basketball shorts for you. We should find leopard print basketball shorts. I'd be such a slave.
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B
You should dress like Adam Sandler.
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A
Yeah, both. Oh, let's get some gym shorts.
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I couldn't agree more.
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A
Oh, I love it.
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B
Okay, let's dress like Adam Sandler for an episode. Devin, you can cut us off at any point. I promise. We'll go for hours.
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Okay. Question one.
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I just love it.
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Hey, this is Kaylin. I'm friends with Brenda and Maddie, and they're here with me right now. So I was late to dinner with them today, and they were wondering why, and they didn't believe me, but I was getting a spray tan, and I thought it was normal to want the tan to match your butthole. Kind of embarrassing to say. So I asked them to respray me. They charged me double. But I just need some advice on if this is normal or not. I would love some feedback. Love you. Bye.
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What the. Did she just say I love you, too? I love you, too.
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A
Everyone from this house sounds like haktua to me. Like, is that how to. That was Haley Welch. No, she actually just called in that.
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B
Oh, my God. Haley Welch just called from hiding. New title. Don't title it that.
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Jimmy calls him.
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Wanting your chan to match your butthole is like. I just don't even. I can't even get behind that.
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I love that she wants it darker because most people want it brighter.
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B
Yeah.
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Do a bleach. But dark is a new thing. And they charge her double for it. Yes. So tiny. How big is your bowl?
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B
Well, yeah, whatever. That's a. Yeah, like, sounds like a scam. That feels like it's. I feel like the tanning salon should not have charged a double to me. That's like wanting the head. The hair on your head to match your pubes. Like, I just don't know why.
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A
Right. Yeah.
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It's like, I can't believe Haley Welch Just called in. So cute. She has the cutest little accent.
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A
It's cute.
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I don't know what she said. It was very much giving random word generator, and I kind of loved it.
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She just used chat GPT to ask the question. It's not normal to have the ball match, but if you like that.
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B
Yeah. I mean, if that's what you do.
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A
Cheetah print.
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B
Oh, my God. Honestly, kind of iconic. Do you remember, like, back in the day in the 2000s, when you'd go into the tanning salon, the little Playboy, like, stickers.
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Love to see how dark you got. Yes. That was so I was always the.
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Playboy bunny right here.
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A
Always. Yeah. I like just the outline of the bunny. Like, just the outline sticker. So I would put. Instead of putting, like, the thick, solid, I would put the outline. So you just get the outline of the bunny. The dolphins at all that. I wanted that Playboy bunny.
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I always wanted that tattoo. Like, is it Holly Madison who had the pink Playboy bunny on her and.
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A
She got it removed? I was like, that was so iconic. She had on her back.
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Oh, I didn't know she got it removed. It's crazy. Have you seen Pete Davidson these days?
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Is that real? His removal of all his tattoos. That's crazy.
[10:32]
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That had to have been the most painful thing ever.
[10:35]
A
How did he do that? It looks good. I didn't know they could get rid of them that much. Oh, we're there.
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B
Especially because so many of his were, like, filled in, like, solid. It's like. And every time I get my tattoo removed, I'm, like, gripping the wall.
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A
What did you get removed?
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B
I have youngest tattooed on my ass.
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A
And you're getting removed?
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B
Yes.
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A
Why?
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B
Because I'm not young as.
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A
Time to change that in. Yeah.
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B
I was just imagining myself in doggy at, like, 50, and then it says young.
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A
Is that because you're as young as your tattoo says?
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B
I guess that's kind of true. And it. Yeah, did signify, like, a fun moment and stuff. But it's like, in the moment in my head, I was like, I'm gonna get it on my. So that, like. You know what I mean? So it's not, like, somewhere where you see it.
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A
Right.
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Whatever. And I got it matching with Bella Thorne, and she got it on her forearm, and I like, I remember at the time being like, why are you getting it on your forearm? But now I'm like, why is that on my.
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Yeah, I suppose that those are more hidden than now. She has it on her forearm forever.
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B
And they're, like, a lot of tattoos. So it kind of like.
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A
Does she have, like, the sticker one or she has, like. Like a full sleeve?
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B
More like patchwork stickery.
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A
That's, like, very. And everyone has that, like.
[11:41]
B
And some girls look so hot with it. I know I would be giving cigarette Mom Galore.
[11:45]
A
You only have how many? You have one?
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B
No, I have, like, six tattoos. They're all wrong. They're all wrong.
[11:52]
A
Every single one. What do you mean they're wrong?
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B
I'm either the artist did what not what I wanted, or it's like I'm drunk and it's like, why are you getting that? Like, I have shoes tattooed on my.
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A
Foot for the song. Like, Kelly song.
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B
It's for a Lil Wayne song, actually.
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A
Oh, my gosh.
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B
And I got it. Yes, I got it. Matching with my friend Josie, but all minor, just.
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A
You love Little Wayne.
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I do. I used to, like, really, like, really Die Hard. I love.
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A
Where's he at now?
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Yeah, he's still in concert. Honestly, thinking the people being. I just. I love him. He's an icon.
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A
I do love that, too. When people just, like, are around forever, they never stop. He was. Yeah, he was cool back.
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B
I really wanted him to do the super bowl because Louisiana Is where he's from.
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A
Why didn't they do that?
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B
I. They picked Kendrick, I guess, in the last minute. But it was up between the two of them, and I was like.
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Because Kendrick was at the la. Because he's from la, right? Because he did like, Snoop Dogg and Eminem and he came out with them. And I was like, oh, who's this one? And Moses knew. He's like, oh, that's Kendrick Lamar. And I was like, okay, that was. Because that was a while ago. I didn't know. And I know he's, like, huge now because, like, when his Grammy and stuff, I was like, oh, if there is a hometown hero, it's Lil Wayne.
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B
He is Louisiana. Like, he has streets named after him.
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A
He thinks he was sad.
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B
I. I imagine, honestly. But, like, in my head, Louiene doesn't get sad. He's like, I'm Lil Wayne.
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A
But also like, Britney Spears is from Louisiana, so she also could have done.
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B
The super and imagine them together. That's what I want to see. A Britney Spears and Lo Wayne crossover.
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A
I would. Gay.
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B
Was there ever. I know there was lots of Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne crossover.
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A
Oh, really? Okay.
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B
She kills it, though, because she just, like. She knows what's up.
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A
She's performing World Pride, too. I was at the lineup. It's me, Paris Hilton, Rupaul Are you kidding me? Yeah.
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B
Are you actually kidding me?
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A
JLO is the headliner. Yeah.
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B
That is like a dream. Blunt rotation right there, like that. That covers all the bases.
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A
I never did a festival, but I love that Paris Hilton is there too. I was like, slay.
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B
That's. And she's, like, so fun. She just like DJs.
[13:45]
A
Oh, does she DJ? I'm done. I'm so excited to see. That's so cool.
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B
She kills it. And her outfits are always insane. And she, like, actually just raises my.
[13:51]
A
Bling girl, the blinged up. She always see her, like, bling ups always there, like, bling herself.
[13:55]
B
Damn. I'm imagining being blinged and being like, my clients are Paris Hilton and Trisha Paytas. Like, that's so slay.
[14:00]
A
Because I have a blinged up, like, literally probably like 12 years ago now at the Haunted Hayride, and she literally came up and made me, like, a free pair of slides, and she just saw that it was there, and she's like, here, I made you these. And I was like, oh, that's so nice. And now she's, like, slaying so much.
[14:10]
B
I just walked in the hallway and there's, like, a suitcase and, like, nine other things covered in rhinestones. Yeah.
[14:15]
A
I do get so many things bling. She's.
[14:16]
B
Did you just drop them all off to her?
[14:18]
A
She actually orders them to her house, blings them, and then Ubers them to care. Yeah. Wow.
[14:22]
B
What's the craziest thing you've ever had blinged up?
[14:25]
A
Probably that tiger upstairs. Oh, did she do that? It's like a huge. Just tired. It had. It took, like, literally three months. Yeah.
[14:31]
B
Yeah.
[14:31]
A
I want to get more stuff blinged up, but I. Yeah.
[14:33]
B
It's so funny walking around this house. I wish everyone can see. Like, you can't make it two inches without something. Like, there's like, a bedazzled Febreze bottle in there.
[14:42]
A
Yeah. And then you know what? She did one for me. And then Khloe Kardashian had, like, a Febreze ad and, like, hired her to do the bling bottle. Yeah. So she was, like, really killing it. I do love bling. She did a bling McGriddle for me the other day. It's so good.
[14:52]
B
Yeah. For McGriddle.
[14:53]
A
Yeah. She, like, blinked out a whole McDonald's breakfast for me.
[14:56]
B
That is. So you still have it?
[14:58]
A
Yeah, it was just a couple weeks ago. It's up in my kitchen.
[15:00]
B
Wait, I need to see that.
[15:01]
A
Yeah, it has like orange juice and hash browns. But dazzle, that is so cool. It's okay. She's everything. Anything shout out.
[15:07]
B
Blinged up.
[15:07]
A
Love blinged up so much. She's great and she comes through and she's affordable. I got scammed by boots a couple weeks ago and they like literally charged me 2500 a single rhinestone on the sneaker. Anyways, I did a whole ranch about.
[15:18]
B
This, but I almost called you and then I was like, I'm gonna leave her alone. This happens to me a lot by the way. You guys, imagine, okay, Imagine having Trisha Paytas's phone number, right? And then like seeing every video and like, like obviously you either want more lore, like you want to talk about you have something to say. Like I always almost call you over and I'm like, I won't call her over that I have to really fight demons. That was insane.
[15:40]
A
That was kind of crazy. That was crazy. And I never obviously want to ruin anyone's like livelihood. And she actually has delivered great stuff for me before. So I was like social. My only thing is that she probably outsourced it, didn't check it, and it just came to me. And she don't want to admit that she did that, which is like fine because that was my out to her. I was like, did you like outsource this? And like just in seat.
[15:56]
B
So what did you want exactly?
[15:58]
A
The Meghan trainer, like on her tour she had these boot covers that look like Givenchy, but I have huge caps so I can custom make this. And she does custom. She's really good at it. And anyways, long story short, she was supposed to be rhinestone on genuine leather covers and then sneakers. She was gonna blinged out and it was like 2500 and Dave. Yeah. Wild. Because blinged up is like 700 for a whole boot. You know what I mean? So.
[16:20]
B
And yeah, just like rhinestones. The sneaker designer, right? Okay.
[16:25]
A
The whole thing was like. It was like a literal paper spray on glitter that like just came off as soon as you touched it.
[16:30]
B
It wasn't even individually bedazzled for $2,500.
[16:33]
A
Not one rhinestone. Not one rhinestone. The paper crinkled as soon as I put up my leg. Like even blinged up couldn't fix it. Cuz she was like, this is paper girl. It's not even like leather. And I went back through her messages and she, oh yeah, it's custom leather, it's rhinestone. I was like, what happened? But the kicker was the Steve Madden shoe she sent me. I found the exact one that's not online. It's like a $99 shoe and she's not reach 500 and there wasn't one rhinestone. And did you pay her the. I mean I had lessons in the wise. Like I pay up front for these things because they're small businesses. We should always be 50% front, 50% after because it did not deliver. She didn't give me the refund on the shoe, the $500 until after I made my TikTok. She was so pissed. Like, how could you do it? I didn't say her name, didn't say her business and I was like, girl, it was a straight up rip off. Like she's.
[17:14]
B
To be honest with you, it is crazy the way people will gaslight without accountability because it's like how could I do this? Like how could you charge me 2500 for paper?
[17:24]
A
And she broke it up like 2000 for the boot cover and 500 for the sneaker.
[17:28]
B
So 2000 for a glitter paper boot cover?
[17:30]
A
Well it's supposed to be rhinestone leather and so it ended up being paper stone leather.
[17:34]
B
That's like a very high price. Like she would really want to deliver something. Like.
[17:38]
A
But every custom piece I've gotten from her has been like 4 to 5,000 and she does custom. Like if I. I don't want to say this stuff because people will know but like she does custom stuff I can tell you and then you'll bleep it out. But like was like an exact replica of like killed it both of these and I spent $4,000 and they were great. Kill it. So to me, I go to her when I really want something to be good quality. So that's why I was like so confused.
[17:59]
B
But she drunk.
[18:01]
A
That's what I'm saying. I think she might have like gave it to someone else to do, maybe try to outsource it somewhere. And it didn't. Like she just didn't check because even the sneaker she was kind of shook. She was. Well, we put in a lot of labor to that and I was like, there's not one rhinestone. This the, the shoelaces are still tucked from the original packaging. Like you literally just ordered them off. Steve Madden and said so she did say it was like an oversight after that or whatever.
[18:19]
B
Wild that she like I would be so even like let's say like my stylist will do something for me and if like happens, you know what I mean? Where it's like, oh this is the wrong size. Or this is the. This. She's the first one to be like, yo, my bad. Like, yes. What do you want a repeat customer, B to, like, it's almost worse to double down on that.
[18:38]
A
That's what. It was so crazy. And I was like, you're being crazy. You're gaslighting me again. Like, this is so great. That's why I put it to the Internet, because I felt crazy. And blinged up's a good example of this. She did a Toronto Maple leaf jersey for me. Blinged out. And she had overnighted it to Canada, but it didn't make it in time for my show. I would have paid. She did the work, but she even asked for, like, the payment for anything like that because obviously the juice got lost. I was like, why?
[18:56]
B
You're a huge customer.
[18:58]
A
Right, Right.
[18:59]
B
So it's like, why would you want to up the relationship for your crime?
[19:03]
A
The fact that she was, like, defending it. That's why I, like, went to the Internet, because I really felt crazy. I was like, am I nuts? Like, and then she gaslighted me again. I was like, okay. Honestly. And then I just like. Like, you know, then you put things in perspective. Like, you know, someone close to me, I, like, passed away. And I was like, okay, it doesn't really matter. This freaking boot thing. But yeah, it is kind of, like, crazy.
[19:20]
B
No, in the moment, 2500 is like, you know what I mean?
[19:23]
A
Like, that's a lot crazy because, like, bling.
[19:25]
B
Theoretically, you could damn near buy the Givenchy.
[19:28]
A
You can.
[19:29]
B
Someone.
[19:29]
A
So I looked it up. I looked it up, and the Givenchy boot was on sale for the. For lower. It was like 22.50. I, like, posted on my big, long tick tock. I did. And I was like, Givenchy is less than this. Like, that's crazy.
[19:39]
B
Even. At least. Least make the sneaker. A Louis sneaker at that point. A 900 sneaker out of the 2500.
[19:46]
A
And she only gave me the 400 of the 500. Like, she still charged me for the sneaker that I can't even use. I was like, okay, then. And then didn't even give me anything back for the. And I was over at that point. I was like, keep the money. Like, this is just crazy. This is such a crazy story. And I was like, so?
[19:57]
B
And it's like, damn. Like, it's like in this amount of time, you could have bedazzled it yourself again. You know, it's just like. It's weird. That's weird behavior. It's just scammy. And it's. That's a weird thing to do to someone who's such a returning, loving customer.
[20:10]
A
And I called her a scammer, and she stops calling me a scammer. I'm like, but literally, that's what you are right now. And it makes me so sad. But, yeah, it's fine. I never outed her. Like, I said her stuff was good that she did do for me, so I was like, I don't know. It was obviously something that just was. She's not admitting something.
[20:24]
B
I feel like she, like, just got, like, really hammered or something. Like, that's why that's so. It's, like, out of character.
[20:29]
A
Yeah, it was wild, but yeah.
[20:32]
B
What's the. What's the final. Sorry. I'm so invested. Devin's gonna kill us. He's like, take a call. What's the final verd? Like, did you get anything? You like, did you just give up on the dream?
[20:40]
A
I gave up on the dream. I'm wearing my little capizios on stage, but I had Blinged Up. Oh, well, I guess it goes full circle. Blinged up is doing a bunch of sneakers for me now that I am pregnant. So for the second half of tour, I'm wearing, like, bling sneakers on stage. I have, like, little heels for now.
[20:51]
B
But, wow, honestly, I get bored. I'm gonna, like, go online and try to see if we can find, like, a good boot cover.
[20:56]
A
Meghan Trainor. Let me know who did yours, because she had really cute ones. Hers were, like, boot covers on top of sneakers, so she looked really comfortable. It looked like she was wearing a Givenchy boot, but she actually had, like, flat sneakers underneath, and it was, like, rhinestone. She looked. And she wore them, like, all over. She had Madison Square Garden. I was like, yes, girl. So if you know someone who did yours, please.
[21:11]
B
Oh, my God. We're calling Megan Trainer.
[21:13]
A
Do you have her number?
[21:14]
B
Yeah, let's call her.
[21:15]
A
Actually, I don't think I've ever texted her.
[21:17]
B
We're gonna find out. We're getting to the bottom of this. I'm invested now. I'm sorry. Like, I can't even believe. Well, my catching her Michael's Craft Store 2500 boot cover.
[21:25]
A
It was crazy. It's a crazy thing, but there, I said it.
[21:29]
B
I'm sorry. No, because the customs. I've had a lot of people make customs for me as well, just across my life, and it is wild. Like, I have people I love, like, young Reaper she makes customs. I love her. But now and again, you'll get someone where it's like. You know what I mean? Like. Like, it's like, you made this with hot glue and a joint and a dream.
[21:48]
A
Crazy.
[21:48]
B
And then they'll be like, that's a thousand dollars because it's custom. And you never want to, like, tell someone their work is, like, bad.
[21:53]
A
But, like, no, but this wasn't. I told her right away. I'm like, this is. This is a. This is, like, crazy, right, girl? And she's like. And she's like, no.
[21:58]
B
What?
[21:59]
A
What are you talking about?
[21:59]
B
At least it wasn't, like, half good, half bad. And you had to pretend like you pay it.
[22:03]
A
And I would. If it's even, like, a little bit good, I'll be fine. But this was, like, crazy.
[22:07]
B
That's wild. Anyways, it's the whole thing, but for $2,500.
[22:13]
A
One question.
[22:14]
B
I've been wondering, though. I'm sorry. Sorry. God, if I was Jimmy, I'd be so scared. Like, both of us telling him what to do.
[22:20]
A
He's so good. Is he straight? No. Never.
[22:23]
B
Yeah, that's so true.
[22:24]
A
Never happens.
[22:24]
B
I don't even know what he.
[22:25]
A
He's the best. He's so funny. He's been on just church for, like, Halloween and Christmas. He's. Oh, my God, I don't think so. But he's like a streamer. He's super cool. Yeah, he's. And he's so funny, so nice.
[22:37]
B
Like, that's probably why he's just so good with that. It's too. You have to be, like, kind of funny.
[22:39]
A
He's over there in the Hunger Games picture. He's next to Oscar over there. Yeah, he's cute.
[22:43]
B
Oh, my God. Oh, Jimmy, we love you.
[22:45]
A
He's so fun. He, like, streams with my sister and stuff.
[22:47]
B
He's like, that's cute. I always hear streaming these days.
[22:49]
A
She's a streamer.
[22:51]
C
Hey, Trish. Hey, Tana. I just want to say I love you guys. I am in a stall and I am at a show, like, a music show. And I just want to ask, how do you feel about dating musicians? What are your stereotypes that you've encountered with musicians? How do you rate musicians least to greatest singer, guitar, bass, and drummer? How do you rate them? I love you guys. Bye.
[23:27]
B
Oh, my God.
[23:27]
A
Like, in the love life department or just, like, in general?
[23:30]
B
In general. Oh, that's, like, interesting.
[23:33]
A
Oh, that's such a funny question. Oh, love life. Okay. I thought we're just writing, like, drummers versus singers. I'm like, they suck. That's crazy. I don't know.
[23:43]
B
Oh, you always want to date the singer, right? Like, that's the goal, I guess.
[23:48]
A
People seem to have a thing for drummers.
[23:49]
B
I was going to say the drummer is kind of next because, like, why is it hot when men go so primal and they're just like beating things?
[23:55]
A
I don't get the drummer. Right. Maybe that's it. That's why, I suppose.
[23:59]
B
Yeah.
[24:00]
A
You know why? I'm not gonna even lie. I guess I did have a little drummer phase for sure, where I was like, oh, they're a drummer.
[24:05]
B
Like sometimes you just want to be the drum.
[24:08]
A
Oh my gosh. Wait, let me see if I can find this one. There was a guy I dated and he was such a good drummer, but he would just drum on me 24 7.
[24:16]
B
Oh, that's iconic.
[24:17]
A
I think I deleted the video, but let me see. And he would just like drop and just be. And we would have like a 10 minute video. And I just picked like into it. He's like drumming my.
[24:24]
B
That's hot. That's hot.
[24:26]
A
And I was like, I guess that was a drummer phase. I probably, I probably should have deleted it. I don't know. Let me see. But me just keeping it all this time.
[24:33]
B
The other one guitarist, kind of cool.
[24:35]
A
Have you dated a guitarist?
[24:37]
B
People who play guitar, yeah, they loved the singers, you know, that was always.
[24:42]
A
Like, yeah, the singer. Like I think of. Well, I'm like, God, I'm so like millennial. But like, I think of like Brett Michaels.
[24:47]
B
Do you know?
[24:48]
A
You know? Yeah, from like, what is it? Rock of Love. Was that the one he was on?
[24:51]
B
Oh my God, stop it.
[24:53]
A
Oh my God. I was like, I'm trying to think.
[24:56]
B
Of advice for her. I mean, obviously, if you look at my track history, it was probably my most gone after archetype, you know, And I did it for a reason. It's cool, like being backstage and like, they make the music about you. They're talented. Like, it's. It's awesome to watch someone do something that they're good at, you know?
[25:13]
A
Yeah. You had someone like write a song, which I know you had that.
[25:15]
B
Which, that also being the muse is like. Being the muse is so. And like, even good or bad, honestly. Shout out.
[25:21]
A
Who was your. Who was. Who were you the muse for that? You were most proud of that. You're like, that's about me.
[25:25]
B
I mean, it's a. I actually want to do a video soon where I react to every song about Ever such.
[25:34]
A
A good one, because it's hard.
[25:35]
B
They all have such different lore, meanings, period of life. Some things meant more to me than others, you know? I don't know.
[25:41]
A
It's just, like, one's one that, like, that's about me.
[25:46]
B
I mean, I'll always, like, die at. After Mod sun and I's first breakup, he made a song about me called Karma. And the chorus is like, I hope you choke on everything you ever said to me. I hope you move out of this city suddenly. I hope you get everything you deserve. Like, the whole song is, like, insane. And then, like, six months later, we were, like, dating again. So it's like, that's. I don't know the accurate timeline, but just how funny. Like, now I can like life because I love him. You know what I mean? So now I can just look back and, like, laugh at that. Like, how funny. The passion. He's so talented.
[26:16]
A
I think that when they have a passion song, like Alanis Morris says, like, you ought to know. Being about Dave Cooy, that is the.
[26:21]
B
Oh, my God. I never skip a video that's ever so good.
[26:24]
A
That lore. And I was like. And everyone has to wonder, like, Dave Cooye, like, what was he packing that you're, like, so angry and upset.
[26:30]
B
That's the thing, too. Like, yeah. That's so wild. Oh, female musicians are just so cute.
[26:35]
A
Oh, my God. It's like, younger. Was the older version of me, like, that one Sick? Would she go down on you in a theater?
[26:42]
B
That's. And at that time, it was just so much. Oh, my God. What's the one that's like. You'll never get a break of the sound. Who sings that of a woman who loves you? Who sings that?
[26:54]
A
Stevie Nicks or something. It sounds old. Like, it sounds like a Steve. No. And it's Mac.
[26:58]
B
I think so. Wait, hold on.
[26:59]
A
Like, you're never getting rid of.
[27:01]
B
Yeah, okay. Fleetwood Mac. Yes. So then she dated her. I'm butchering this, like, guitarist or whatever. And she had to tour the world and singing this song about, like, how he'll never get a break from her. Like, at him on stage after they had broken up.
[27:13]
A
That's actually so fierce.
[27:15]
B
It was so fierce. Wait, do you have your drummer?
[27:17]
A
Yeah. Yeah.
[27:18]
B
Show now.
[27:19]
A
I do need to delete this. I'm like, why am I keeping this? But for some reason, I never delete anything.
[27:23]
B
You know, that's my problem.
[27:23]
A
So here. But stop.
[27:27]
B
Wait. He's kind of slaying. Oh, my God. Look at you.
[27:30]
A
I'm so into it.
[27:32]
B
We haven't led such similar lives.
[27:34]
A
Look, I'm so into.
[27:39]
B
She looks insane. She looks so hot. She's, like, bobbing her hair. No way.
[27:43]
A
We did this 24 hours a day all of Christmas break.
[27:46]
B
No way. Stop it now.
[27:49]
A
Oh, my God. Honestly, I'm like Pamela Anderson.
[27:52]
B
And that's your Tommy Lee. That's what it's giving. That's the thing, too. Dating a musician just gives that, like, it. I get it.
[27:58]
A
I was not. We were in a coma house for three weeks straight. No one could find me. It was like New Year's Eve, just everywhere. Like, my sister came, like, January 6th, and there was just tables flipped over just like, us on the floor. Like, my lips are blue. Like, it was crazy.
[28:13]
B
Damn.
[28:13]
A
Yeah. It was, like, weird. Whenever I would get in a fight with, like, Moses, I would call this person, and Moses would, like, be there, and I'd be like, I'm calling this guy. Look how hot he, like, weird. I don't know.
[28:23]
B
I like to be just as insane.
[28:25]
A
Crazy. I was like, how he stuck around, like, is actually insane to me. Obviously, he didn't. He's like, I don't want to date this girl. She's crazy. So it took us a while, but. And he's like, okay, like, you deal with this. Like, he was not, like, threatened or anything. He's just like, yeah, okay, deal with it. Whatever.
[28:39]
B
Yes. But that's the unfazed guy who wants no part in the toxic. I was gonna say she was asking cons to dating musicians. And I wonder if you can agree with this, but I feel like it's, like, in order sometimes. This is not all cases are all people. And I'm not talking about anyone in specifics. Okay. But, like, sometimes for people to make art that beautiful or music to move them that much, they end up being very tortured in, like, a lot of ways. And then that can obviously manifest into your relationship and that.
[29:08]
A
Of course, yeah, Any type of artist.
[29:10]
B
A lot of times the.
[29:11]
A
The two musicians I dated were both addicts. They were, like, the nicest people. They were, like, so sweet and, like, so talented. But, yeah, those demons, Will. It's, like, not their fault. It really is, like, a sickness. But they're, like, so sweet. They don't really mean harm on people. They're really talented. But there is, like, this, like, sickness.
[29:28]
B
Well, and so much of that lifestyle, touring and, like, especially depending on the genre, but a lot of genres are very much, like, get up and, like. You know what I mean? Like, it's glamorized. Very much. Even like the Motley Cruise of it all. The Ozzy Osbourne's of the world, like set such a precedent that it's like be tortured, be insane, be up, be whatever. And that like just can run so rampant. Like the good sides of that are good, but the bad sides are also.
[29:53]
A
And rejection is like really hard for them.
[29:55]
B
Because also when you're cheating on the road.
[29:57]
A
Oh for sure. And when you're like an artist or creative, you feel so deeply. So then like you're just feeling everything so emotionally and it's like it is a turn on because they're feeling stuff and it's cool. Like I don't like athletes or anything. I like musicians and artists because they like feel things. But yeah. Then also they're like, it's awesome when.
[30:13]
B
They'Re feeling good things. It's. It can be a lot when they're not feeling good things, you know?
[30:17]
A
Yeah. Or even like, yeah, we'll bleep this name. But like he was like people dogged on him so much and it just like got to him because he was like so popular, so high on his game. And then when he was like down, people just like really kicked him and it just like even though he said it didn't affect him, like it did affect him and you just saw that spiral and it was like really, really sad to see. So it is sad. Yeah, all of it.
[30:36]
B
And like that's the fame or wanting fame. Because if you're doing that, like you, you want to make it in that. Or if you are making it in that. All the like dark sides, there's a. There's just a lot. It's a lot, but it's camp. Listen, I'm being the muse and being side stage and all those things are so camping.
[30:53]
A
And I always see like Bunny on the side stage of Jelly Roll and she's like when he says I love you from the stage, I wish that was me.
[30:59]
B
So cute.
[31:00]
A
They are so cute. She was like one of the first people to text me like congratulations and IVF right now. She talked about on Tik Tok and stuff and it's like so cute. Yeah. I was like, if they have a baby, that'll be like so cute.
[31:08]
B
I just, I love Jelly Roll so much. And she's just.
[31:11]
A
They're so cute.
[31:12]
B
They're like everything.
[31:13]
A
Every time I sit across from you their glass like that, it reminds me of Bunny. Cuz she always says that too.
[31:16]
B
Oh, she does do the glasses a lot.
[31:18]
A
I always want to get glasses like, that just. And her hair and a pony. And I'm like, I just want to, like, do it so much.
[31:21]
B
Like, I love that. I literally love them so much. I was, like, trying to buy their house off of them in Vegas. Like, I wanted to so bad just so I could, like, live there. I don't. It just wasn't what I needed, like, area wise and all the things. But I was, like, so hoping I could, because how cool would that be?
[31:36]
A
I would buy their house even if I didn't need it. I'm like, that was me.
[31:39]
B
I went and toward it. I was, like, trying to just like, yeah, bougie.
[31:43]
A
So I probably couldn't afford it, but.
[31:44]
B
It was very bougie and very deep in, like, the bougie neighborhood.
[31:47]
A
Oh, wow.
[31:48]
B
Too deep. I'm lazy. I hate traffic.
[31:50]
A
But yeah, it put me on the Strip.
[31:51]
B
Yes.
[31:52]
A
Next to Circus Circus, which I heard they're changing. They're changing Circus Circus.
[31:55]
B
I think that they've been wanting to, like, knock it down. I'll be kind of sad. I think it's like a scary. It's such a, like, like, I don't know, staple. Like, everyone hates it, but, like, you.
[32:05]
A
Know, Holly was just there at the steakhouse. Like, I love the steakhouse inside Circus Circus. I was like, all right, go off wild.
[32:10]
B
I can't. The last time I was in that building, I was probably, like, 11.
[32:13]
A
It looks terrifying.
[32:14]
B
It is. It really is. And it's funny because it's across the streets from Resorts World, which is, like, so nice and new and like.
[32:19]
A
What's Resorts World?
[32:20]
B
That's my favorite hotel in Vegas, which says everything you need to know about me.
[32:24]
A
You do post a lot. I was like, that sounds so familiar.
[32:26]
B
Yeah. It's so, like, consumerism 2025 core, but in the best way. I love it. I have so much fun there. Not hair, and they treat me like a princess. So I just, like, run around. I don't know.
[32:34]
A
I love that.
[32:35]
B
I love that Harrah's, though. We have to have our Hera's moment.
[32:37]
A
Harris Slay. Can't wait.
[32:39]
B
I can't. Oh, my God. I wish your Vegas show.
[32:41]
A
I know, I know. That is. It is the worst weekend to have it, honestly.
[32:45]
B
Maybe I'll just miss Coachella and come.
[32:46]
A
To your Vegas show. It's Lady Gaga night, too. It's like, oh, no, you can't miss that.
[32:50]
B
There are arguably two really great things.
[32:52]
A
That's true. I will sing Shallow for half the price. Come to Vegas.
[32:58]
B
That's how you market it to all the Coachella fans. It's like, come on down.
[33:02]
A
I will sing a whole lot of Chelsea me.
[33:05]
B
You and Adam will all have done the Chelsea.
[33:07]
A
Cool. I know. I do love going to the same theaters you do. Like, the Beacon and, like, all that stuff is cool.
[33:10]
B
So fun. The Beacon's everything, too. They were. It was the elevator with all the signatures.
[33:14]
A
Yeah. I saw you guys there. That was, like, the top one.
[33:16]
B
So good. Crazy to think that if you did go weekend to you would basically have.
[33:19]
A
The festival to yourself.
[33:21]
B
It's. Yeah, it's. If you went to weekend, way less people go.
[33:25]
C
No.
[33:25]
B
No influences, really. Go weekend two.
[33:27]
A
Go weekend two. Not me. Me.
[33:28]
B
I know we can, too. Is honestly, like, way more for the music and the fun and whatever, but I'm clout chaser, so. And I'm trying not to be, but.
[33:38]
A
You are who you are.
[33:40]
B
I just love we could one. It's fun. It's, like, fun. I. I love being a fan. Like, I do love, like, spotting the.
[33:45]
A
Celebs and in the midst of it.
[33:47]
B
All, like, seeing Justin Bieber roam around or someone cool.
[33:49]
A
It's kind of iconic, you know? Like, just honestly, Landon Barker with the phrase they're gonna make Coachella.
[33:53]
B
No, but they. They are touring, and I, like, already got tickets to just see the Fray before they announced landed, and now I'm like, I quite literally have tickets. I love the Fray. I love the Fray. White girl at heart. Like, that's. It's so, like, white.
[34:08]
A
It gives me, like, Maroon 5 vibes.
[34:10]
B
And I love them. You love Maroon 5 tonight. Come on. I.
[34:15]
A
You like Maroon 5? You're like, only I don't believe.
[34:17]
B
No, I'm streaming. Like, won't go home without you.
[34:19]
A
You love what's happening. She's like, I love Maroon 5.
[34:23]
B
There's no way. Like, banger. Why did I say bangers? Oh, she will be loved is the greatest song of all time.
[34:32]
A
Oh, I mean. Oh, this love was so annoying.
[34:35]
B
Oh, my God. What is wrong? I love.
[34:37]
A
That's so crazy.
[34:39]
B
We could do without.
[34:40]
A
I hate everyone in this room right now. Like, that's crazy. Like, I've never met a Maroon 5 Stan.
[34:47]
B
Oh, my God. Well, I don't want to. I don't want to lead with that. I don't want to be, like, 10 Emojo Maroon 5 Stan.
[34:52]
A
But, like, I do love Adam Levine's in your DM trying to get on canceled.
[34:54]
B
Oh, I forgot. That's Adam Levine. I separated, though.
[34:57]
A
Wait, why do we hate madame Levine? Is he problematic? I Don't know.
[34:59]
B
Didn't he do all that? Nasty. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin.
[35:03]
A
Was that real? Remember, he messaged Sumner and he's like, I'm gonna name my daughter after you or something? And I was like, what?
[35:07]
B
Yeah.
[35:08]
A
Was that real, though? Yeah. I never blame the girl, cuz who else? I'm. Of course you're gonna want to talk to a celebrity and show it. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think there's, like, that. That's on the celebrity. Like, you're so stupid. Like, why are you talking to the girl like that? That was real.
[35:19]
B
And I just like, why aren't. Why do celebrities. It's crazy, because I think people get off on what they can get away.
[35:24]
A
With because isn't he married, like, a Victoria's Secret model? And he was, like, messaging this, like, young girl, saying he's gonna name a baby after her. I was like, what the hell?
[35:30]
B
And didn't she stay with him? Who's the wife? Like, damn. I mean, I hope they worked it out. Listen, I'm not here to.
[35:36]
A
A lot of musicians, wives stay. They kind of are probably used to the lifestyle.
[35:40]
B
Yeah, there's a. There's a negative.
[35:42]
A
Of course they all. I feel like they all just are just a little bit of cheaters.
[35:46]
B
Well, yeah. I mean, it's like. Like, you go out on these. Like, he was performing arenas his whole life. You know, my room five was doing arenas. Oh, yeah.
[35:55]
A
I'm judging that. We said we don't judge. I am judging. Anyone who saw Maroon 5?
[35:59]
B
I wouldn't buy a ticket, but if someone gave me a ticket, I would.
[36:01]
A
Go, where are they from? What city? New Jersey. They seem like New Jersey people.
[36:05]
B
You're. That's like, such a good guess.
[36:07]
A
Oh, they're from Los Angeles.
[36:08]
B
They're from la. Well, so Adam was born in la. Yeah. Origin? La? No.
[36:14]
A
Okay. Not at my show. Every city, I like to perform a song from, like, a band that's from that city. So, like, Detroit. I did like Eminem. I didn't know anyone from Toronto. They're like, Drake. I was like, not Drake, someone else. Like, I couldn't think of, like, one song by Drake. Seattle. I did like Nirvana. And I was like, oh, where could I do Marinfi song? But I'm not wasting my Greek theater.
[36:29]
B
No, there's so many people from la.
[36:31]
A
I come out with, like, baby, I want on you tonight. Animal.
[36:36]
B
Billie Eilish is from la, though.
[36:38]
A
I. You know, I don't know a Billie Eilish song I like. Like, her Style.
[36:42]
B
We should stick together.
[36:44]
A
Do another one and see if I know Ocean eyes.
[36:48]
B
I'm the bad guy.
[36:50]
A
Oh, I know that from tick tock. Yeah. Oh, duh. I knew there was something there. I was like, I know there's like a hit.
[36:55]
B
I love Billy.
[36:56]
A
I like her vibe. I don't know her music, but also, I just don't know any music. So I just go to Harris to see Donnie Osmond.
[37:01]
B
So you have to do Lady Gaga, then Miley, then Billy and then Billy.
[37:05]
A
Okay. I am on my Gaga kick right now, so I could see you loving.
[37:08]
B
All three of them. Honestly, I really could.
[37:11]
A
Yeah, I. I think I fight what's popular. Cuz I don't want to be. I'm like, I don't want to be. Like, I want to.
[37:15]
B
Such a hipster.
[37:16]
A
Yeah, that's. I'm such a hipster. I like to be uncool, but I'm back in my cool era. Like.
[37:22]
B
No, because you are. What's cool? Like, you know what I mean?
[37:24]
A
No, I need to get into, like, the cool music. And I love Gaga, so she's my new.
[37:29]
B
Yeah, you don't have to know. Maroon 5 for you. We can skip that one.
[37:32]
A
Not Maroon 5. That's crazy.
[37:34]
B
I love this. I like, never know if you're gonna like or dislike something because it's so fun for me to find out.
[37:39]
A
More crazy. I don't know, like, one person that listens to them, like, not against their will.
[37:43]
B
And I really, like, actively will be listening to, like. Oh, my. Well, I love. She will be loved. I think you can get behind that one. Like, the lyrics are so sweet. It's about loving a broken girl.
[37:53]
A
Like, oh, they are reheating.
[37:56]
B
You could sing it. They're reheating somebody's nachos.
[37:58]
A
Nachos. Out of love.
[37:59]
B
They so are. Yeah. Similar vibes, though. I don't know.
[38:03]
A
She will be love. How to love. It sounds similar to all this love.
[38:06]
B
Disgust. No, I'm just kidding.
[38:08]
A
This love. I hated it.
[38:09]
B
Who's that?
[38:10]
A
Elevator. It's not room five. This love is taken on me.
[38:14]
B
I don't know, I just.
[38:16]
A
Yeah.
[38:16]
B
I don't like Adam Levine, though, so, I mean, that's kind of a contradictory.
[38:19]
A
What about Adam Dean?
[38:21]
B
Which one is he Funny?
[38:23]
A
Workaholics. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like him? Pitch perfect.
[38:26]
B
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He has like a. Like a sweet face. Like you just want to pinch his cheeks.
[38:30]
A
I love little faces that look like that. They look like they're not, like, super hot, so they're just like, oh, you're just cute.
[38:35]
B
Yeah. You just want peaches. Yeah. And he's funny. He is really funny. I don't know his lore.
[38:39]
A
I like him on Modern Family. He's on a new show called Righteous Gemstones. He's kind of, like, killing it. I think when he was on Call Her Daddy, I remember they teased it. Yeah, he was on Call Her Daddy, and they were like. She's like. And it was right after Adam Levine scandal. She's like, adam Levine, welcome to Hard Daddy. And so everyone thought it was like, that guy. He's like, no, no. It's like, adam.
[38:54]
B
Oh, that's gotta suck. Being one letter off during that.
[38:58]
A
Yeah. Because everyone thought it was like, him.
[39:00]
B
And so it's like, what is her name? What? Bundy.
[39:04]
A
Peg Bundy.
[39:05]
B
Yeah.
[39:05]
A
Well, she's a character, but, yeah.
[39:06]
B
Let me stop. Okay. We should take a call.
[39:09]
A
We're excited. No. Talking in this episode just turned into just.
[39:13]
B
Oh, my God. We still yap, though.
[39:15]
A
I really do feel like. It's like, I really. You can tell I have no friends. I'm like, let me just tell you my entire lore. Let me show you a video.
[39:20]
B
No, I love it.
[39:21]
A
I'm like, it's pathetic.
[39:22]
B
Are you kidding me? I live for this.
[39:25]
A
Catch you up on the Passage.
[39:27]
B
I want to feel like I was there from the moment you were born until right now. Please don't ever get it twisted.
[39:31]
A
It's so weird. I don't know what it is about you. I'm just like, let me just be.
[39:33]
B
The same way we. Trauma drama. I love it. Hello? That's fine.
[39:38]
A
You're, like, an actual therapist right now.
[39:39]
B
You're also interesting. Like, you know what I mean? If you were, like, boring, I'd be like, oh, my God, can she stop? Like, everything you've ever done.
[39:44]
A
Tell me your stories. I feel like these past four episodes, I've just been telling you my stories. I like your stories. I need to hear them more. I just. I haven't seen anyone in so long.
[39:53]
B
You have so much lore, like, and I love it. You have the best lore. That's why people love you. That's why I love you. Thanks, my queen. Okay, come on, give it to us.
[40:04]
C
Hi, Trish and Tamara. So me and my boyfriend, we always include my gay best friend on our hangouts. And recently, my boyfriend has been mentioning a threesome with my bestie. And, you know, honestly, I'm kind of down for it. So I'm just wondering, what would y'all do? Should I mention it to my gay Bestie. Or do you think that would ruin our friendship? Love you guys.
[40:28]
B
That's funny because we had a call on the Patreon that was like, the opposite of this. Like, she was the bestie. If Makoa asked for a threesome with Amari, I would actually commit crimes that aren't even, like, in the judicial.
[40:41]
A
Get rid of first.
[40:43]
B
Oh, my God, the boyfriend, for sure. I can't even say.
[40:46]
A
So good. That's so good. Because I just feel like the friends gotta go. If you found, like, a friend attractive, like, bye. You know what I mean? But I guess you're. That's a better response because there's so.
[40:55]
B
Many elements to that. Right. If Mako asked for a threesome with Ty, Ari, Mario, Omari, any single one of them. I have a lot of gays. I would be like, what?
[41:08]
A
Oh, my God, that's wild. Honestly, that's why.
[41:11]
B
Different than asking for, like, with a girlfriend, I guess because it also. If it was like, with Ashley or. Or Isabella or was asking any of those, I would also be like, I'm just. I'm. I'm kind of a certified crash out, I think. If my boyfriend asked me for a threesome with one of my best friends, I'm like, you don't get to ask that.
[41:26]
A
It's.
[41:27]
B
I can ask you, right?
[41:29]
A
The guy doing it is, like, so nauseating and cringy and ick.
[41:34]
B
It's better than just hitting on the person, I guess. Like the bars in hell.
[41:39]
A
It's crazy. Yeah. The only time that's ever happened is with you. Because it's like when someone's so close, you're just like, they're in the room with us. Like, what are you talking about?
[41:47]
B
Yeah. Like, it's like, oh, my God.
[41:48]
A
It's crazy. That's. It's actually the grossest thing when someone's like. So, like, when we weren't even, like, close, but, like, there's someone in proximity that it could happen with, and it's like, out of nowhere, and you're just like, what the.
[42:00]
B
Yeah.
[42:01]
A
No one talked about it.
[42:02]
B
Like, as my significant other, you don't get to just. I don't.
[42:06]
A
Especially the guy she sounds like.
[42:08]
B
And I know some people are different, so I'm not trying to just, like, bash people. Bash, Bash. Because, like, maybe she's cool with it and maybe that's how they roll.
[42:15]
A
Maybe she hinted at it, like, oh, wouldn't that be hot?
[42:17]
B
Yeah.
[42:20]
A
No. I don't know. She sounds concerned, and that's why she's calling and I think in this case, I don't know, I think it's a run. And I also think it's on. Might be, like, a breakup with him, because how awkward is that? You guys are all gonna be hanging out just knowing that he kind of wants that threesome, you know what I mean? I think that's why I avoided you for so long, because I was just like, oh, my gosh, what if one of my boyfriends wants a threesome with you again? You know what I mean? Like, and then it makes me, like, not like you or want to be around you, even though you had nothing to do with it. You're like, I don't want this either. Like, what?
[42:43]
B
Oh, my God. It's diabolical. That's just like, oh, my God. My toxic advice is to now ask him for a threesome with his best friend and be so dead. Put it on your IMDb. Like, lock in.
[42:54]
A
Did you have a podcast called, like, Tana's Toxic Tips? Yes. This is giving that. What happened to that podcast?
[42:59]
B
It was a Spotify live show.
[43:01]
A
Oh, okay.
[43:01]
B
My contract ended. I don't know.
[43:03]
A
I feel like I'm done.
[43:03]
B
Yeah, I would have done back, I think. Well, I think they were trying to make live show. Like, I had one. Harry Jowsy had one, and he gets all the opportunities. Yeah, he's a, He's a brand safe.
[43:14]
A
King, but, yeah, we are, which is crazy. He'd be on Dancing with the Stars, but I remember when they pitched me and they're like, she's too explicit. I was like, he literally makes, like, 10,000 tapes on. Oh, yeah, he does Crazy Harry. I don't.
[43:27]
B
I guess maybe, I don't know, because it derives from, like, too hot to handle.
[43:30]
A
So he's like, He's a guy.
[43:32]
B
Yes. Yes.
[43:35]
A
That's a good tip, though. You're like, I think your toxic tips aren't, like, too bad, honestly, because, like, give him a taste of his own medicine.
[43:40]
B
Like, okay, yeah, we can have a threesome with my bestie if yours can run a train on me. Okay.
[43:45]
A
Model.
[43:46]
B
That's. I don't know. I, I, I feel bad if you were just calling because you're imploring the idea, and now I'm just on the foundation of everything that you love.
[43:55]
A
If you're into it. I mean, I guess, but it sounds like she was to me. It sounded more questioning. I don't know. This is kind of wild.
[44:01]
B
Yeah, I guess if you're into it, do it. But I personally, I'm not even literally kidding no one would have a plan. Place to live. I would. I would be committing just arson left and right. Like, everyone would be like, oh, no.
[44:12]
A
Isn't there a saying too, like, don't. Where you play piano or something like that, and you just aren't supposed to, like, mess your fingers up in it or something. Oh, don't you eat? Yeah, like, that's crazy. You know what I mean? I think that's where it applies to here.
[44:27]
B
It's like, you play piano. Don't you play piano? Okay.
[44:32]
A
You were like, yeah, okay.
[44:35]
B
Why do I like it better?
[44:35]
A
Don't like your fingers and. Anyways, I don't know.
[44:37]
B
Boring.
[44:38]
A
But I.
[44:39]
B
Where I eat, like, in my house. I eat there.
[44:41]
A
Do you actually like on the toilet?
[44:43]
B
Yeah, I do.
[44:44]
A
And eat?
[44:45]
B
No. Just all in the same house.
[44:48]
A
Oh, okay. Obviously. But, you know, some people, like, eat on the toilet.
[44:51]
B
Some people do eat on the toilet. No, it's not my scene. Even a beverage? Not even. Like, it's. Do you. Are you ever shopping in a mall and then you have a drink and then you have to go in the bathroom and you're holding your, like, Starbucks and then you go in the bathroom.
[45:01]
A
I put it, like, on the sink on the table, which maybe I shouldn't.
[45:04]
B
Do, but people don't like it.
[45:05]
A
It. I mean, the bathroom smells like public bathrooms do smell horrendous most of the time.
[45:10]
B
I know.
[45:10]
A
I just. I guess throw that drink out and get a new one.
[45:13]
B
That's. I like. Or I try to. I'll, like, finish my drink before I go in the bathroom. Don't. Where you play piano. Okay. And.
[45:19]
A
Yeah.
[45:19]
B
Yeah, I just. You're so right, though. It really is. Like, don't, like, why are you trying to. My best friend.
[45:25]
A
That's crazy. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, someone in your vicinity that you see all the time that you want to be friends with and. Best friends.
[45:30]
B
Yeah. I don't like it.
[45:31]
A
It. No, pass on that one.
[45:33]
B
Next one, please. But if you want to seriously slay it.
[45:40]
C
Do you ever, like, sometimes just like, yes. Get home from work or a long day, and you get home and just like, the first thing you do is out. Out Everything out. Everything. Anything out. Basketball shorts. Relax. Do you know what I mean?
[46:14]
A
What was that? Honestly, I loved it. What was it?
[46:18]
B
He's like, that's a person on something. Like, on something good, though. Like, I'll have what he's having. You know, like, you know that feeling.
[46:27]
A
I do know that feeling, actually. The basketball shirt, like, in my Dream world.
[46:31]
B
I really would be like naked 24 7. Like even right now. This around my forearm.
[46:36]
A
It's like, yes, I love it too. Obviously I have like kids now that are of age that you can't be naked around. My love to be naked.
[46:43]
B
Yeah, I like, have gotten better at that too as I've gotten older. Like I really. When I was like in like 20, 21, I would just always be out. Like it's the best feeling in the world. You know what I mean? At night, I can't sleep with clothes on. Like, that's my dream sleeping. I though, because I don't like when you're. I don't like being commando.
[47:00]
A
You sleep with a thong.
[47:01]
B
Only a thong.
[47:02]
A
The thongs are crazy.
[47:04]
B
I know, but I like that there's something separating my cheeks like that. There's something so that it's not a cheek on cheek moment. Like, I want like cheek, cheek, thong.
[47:13]
A
No hemorrhoids.
[47:14]
B
No hemorrhoids. I get them. Yeah, I've had hemorrhoids.
[47:16]
A
I get so many now that I'm pregnant. Thought of wearing a thong is crazy. Like they're just permanent hemorrhoids there all the time.
[47:21]
B
Wow. I like just wanted to ask you 30 questions about your bowel movements while.
[47:24]
A
Pregnant, but I don't think constipated all the time. You're like, I just can't poop. Like I wasn't pooping for like a week and I take Miralax. It's like, it's also like, not safe for the baby. But I just like, I'm just never going ever.
[47:34]
B
That's awful.
[47:35]
A
Such as socks up. But thongs are crazy.
[47:38]
B
I don't know why. I like, need it. I like, hate even when you're commando and you can feel or like even in like a bikini underwear and you can feel your like on your thigh. Like not on your side, but like, do you know what I mean?
[47:50]
A
You know, snakes are attracted to the wetness of a vagina. So like, if there is a little snake in your house, like a garden snake, it'll go into your vagina and like nest there for the night but not go inside. Just nest it.
[48:02]
B
That is the most insane new fear I have unlocked. Because I feel like I would have a garden snake in my house. I would, yeah. Be sleeping in just underwear. You guys are kind of in like snake territory.
[48:12]
A
Like, for sure. We're like in a mountain.
[48:14]
B
I saw a coyote leaving your house recently. Or I'm making that up in a mountain.
[48:18]
A
So. Yeah, they're Kind of scared more of people than you would think. You know, obviously we have like, little dogs or anything. Like, obviously that's scary.
[48:26]
B
But I guess I am pretty scary too. Like, I would bark back.
[48:28]
A
Back.
[48:29]
B
You know, Coyotes.
[48:30]
A
Coyotes. Yeah, they're kind of.
[48:31]
B
What the hell was. Oh, there really wasn't a question, actually. It just kind of. Someone on 30 called in.
[48:36]
A
Oh. He was just like.
[48:37]
B
Just like.
[48:38]
A
How do you guys feel? Yeah. When you get home after a long day.
[48:41]
B
It's my favorite. I'm serious.
[48:42]
A
What do you do when you get home? You can't, can you? Because you have roommates.
[48:45]
B
Yes. I love going in my room. I love making it 61 degrees. Like, I want to be in, like, actually, like, if I'm not under a blanket. Frigid, freezing. Wow. And then curling up with the blanket. Get out smoke.
[48:59]
A
That's so fun.
[49:00]
B
And then where do you put your hands? I sleep with one arm, like, up like this. Which is why I think I have neck problems.
[49:08]
A
Oh, interesting.
[49:09]
B
And then the other one has to be covering my ear because I can't hear outside noises.
[49:12]
A
And if they say, are you on your side or your back?
[49:14]
B
Yes. And then I have to have a pillow in between my legs.
[49:17]
A
Oh, that is tea. That's what I do, too.
[49:18]
B
I swear to God, I could not sleep for three weeks. If my knees are touching, I'm not sleeping.
[49:22]
A
Yeah. Usually a pregnancy pillow because they go through your legs and then they also kind of go up. So you're kind of like cuddling it. Oh, it's like this. It's like this, like, cool shape pill. I sleep with it. Like, why used to before, obviously our kids slept with us. But it was so great. I loved it so much. But I'm the same way when I get home. I do when I get home, when I, like, get comfortable, if I'm like. Again, if there's like no, like, kids around or anything. And I can like, most like, you can have a bed rat day, which is like, so sweet of him. I'll like, go. And I always wear underwear too, but I wear, like, big ones. I wear, like, big granny pants.
[49:48]
B
I do love a boy short.
[49:50]
A
Yeah. I have a skimmed boy shirt. That's so nice. And I put my hand. Well, you probably don't have a fupa, but I have, like a big fupa.
[49:55]
B
I love putting my hand right above.
[49:57]
A
It's so warm. And it just is, like, cuddly. And I just feel like it's the.
[50:01]
B
Equivalent to men, like, holding their balls. And I do love that whenever I'm sick. I have to sleep. Grabbing, holding boobs underneath.
[50:09]
A
So good.
[50:10]
B
Love that.
[50:10]
A
Me too.
[50:11]
B
It's giving, baby shark.
[50:12]
A
You need to watch. You act like I'm sponsored by this, but married with children. He sits every day with this you. Have anyone seen this show? Al Bundy. He sits there every day. He comes home from work, undoes his pants, and just sits there like this with his hand.
[50:25]
B
And you completely understand men. Sometimes I grab Makoa's balls and just lay there, like, because, like, it's like I wish I had this to do myself. And it's like a little stress ball. Like, I completely get it. And like, balls, like, if I just imagine, like sweating and then your balls are just touching your leg. Like, I would have to move them. Like, why is this touching?
[50:45]
A
I don't. Yeah, the balls are not me. I always wanted a penis. But I don't envy ball balls. They seem like they're getting in the way.
[50:50]
B
Yeah, I would say over stimulated. Balls feel very over stimulating.
[50:54]
A
For sure. For sure. You know, let me just readjust my whole body.
[50:57]
B
Yes, ma'am. No, I love it. I love these chairs, honestly. I'll join you.
[51:03]
A
Wait, are we in frame or no?
[51:05]
B
Am I in the frame?
[51:07]
A
He's like, no, no at all. The other way. Let's see. Let's try and adjust this way.
[51:14]
B
We've never taken a call like this.
[51:16]
A
Okay. Oh, yes.
[51:19]
B
Okay. I'll just. For you. Wait, Trisha, Are you sure?
[51:22]
A
Okay. A therapist.
[51:26]
B
Wait, this is. I hope the call matches. This energy is so sick.
[51:30]
A
This is our new form. It kind of feels good on my back with this hump.
[51:34]
B
No, it's insane. I'm thriving. I'm actually levitating this.
[51:38]
A
Ask us for notes and we're like, it's better when you lay in your back.
[51:41]
B
Like, how is the chair? I'm like, well, when you're upside down, it's the best. Next caller. This is nice.
[51:49]
C
Hi, Trish.
[51:50]
A
Hi, Tana.
[51:52]
C
I've been watching you guys for a really long time and I just love you both so much. So I'm taking my mom to the Eras of Trish tour and I also took her to the canceled live podcast tour. So I was wondering what you think I should do in order to prepare for my mom for the Eras of Trish. So, yeah, thank you. Love you guys.
[52:16]
A
I love you. Oh, I love. I. We get a lot of mother daughters on tour and I love it.
[52:20]
B
Oh, my God.
[52:21]
A
I love a lot of those.
[52:22]
B
You probably get more than me.
[52:25]
A
I love it. It's so sweet. It's always like a mother, daughter, and they're always like a mom in her, like, late 40s, 50s, and then the daughter's like, 20, and it's like, so cute.
[52:32]
B
And whenever it is the moms, it's always like, the fun. Oh, like, like the coolest moms.
[52:37]
A
They're like the fan. They're the ones that I was like, actually, I'm the fan. And I got her into you, and I was like, I love you so much.
[52:41]
B
No, and it's everything. I always like, mom's at the meet and greets, I'm always just like, thank you for being like this to your daughter. Like, it means the world to me to see.
[52:48]
A
It's the cutest. It's like, so sweet. Prepare. There's not much prepare.
[52:53]
B
My show is very come as you are.
[52:55]
A
Come as you are mom friendly.
[52:58]
B
Mine is not. No. It's got to be the moms who are okay with talking about ain't no for my shows.
[53:06]
A
That is actually crazy when you think about it. Like.
[53:08]
B
Yeah.
[53:09]
A
Would you say yours is like a. Like a 18 plus show?
[53:13]
B
Depending on which show we do. Like, some are more vulgar than others. Back in the day when I used to do shows and I was like, 16, I would have so many parents walk out of my shows, and it was like, wild.
[53:25]
A
When you're performing.
[53:26]
B
Yeah. Because I'd be talking about. And this was before I understood anything, like, no social cues. I'd be saying the crazy.
[53:34]
A
Back in the day, especially on YouTube, when you just, like, say, whatever, that's what people knew you for.
[53:37]
B
The toothbrush. Like, that era, does that haunt you? Not as much as it probably should.
[53:43]
A
Because a lot of people use that now. So they're like, okay, this is the girl who said, he effed me with a toothbrush. And I was like.
[53:47]
B
And no one did. Just to go on record, I was talking about a rumor I was using clickbait. Nobody. Me with a toothbrush and.
[53:53]
A
Oh, really? I didn't know that. That's norm.
[53:55]
B
No one. Me with a toothbrush. And I should say that more. That's your merch.
[54:02]
A
But, yes, best advice. Just come. It's very fun. It's very like foreign mothers and daughters. Obviously, I'm probably your mother's age, so it's kind of fun because we can relate. And then you also see a bunch of Gen Z hip roosters there and just singing along.
[54:14]
B
Like, even, like, Miko was obviously not my mother. But like, us at your show, like, we were just singing and dancing.
[54:20]
A
Yeah. And there is something for everyone. Like the Millennials. I do like Black Parade and Ben on it. But then Gen Z, we do like Pink Pony Club and like shallow and stuff. So it's like there is and then something for everyone.
[54:30]
B
When you put it that way. That's so true.
[54:32]
A
You get everything at my show.
[54:34]
B
Yes. It's the best. And you have to come and. Wow, that's so true.
[54:37]
A
I love that you're. You guys. I've never seen it. You're like, it's amazing.
[54:40]
B
Well, I went to Trishmas, which I think was true. Oh, it is a different show. But you guys should come in like matching outfits. Like I'm trying to think like what they could do.
[54:49]
A
People do do that. Yeah, A lot of people. People always come in pink. I had to order a bunch of pink Fashion Nova because everyone comes in pink. I always say I should wear something different than pink because I'm always wearing it on my podcast. But everyone comes in pink and I'm like, you know what, let's all match.
[54:57]
B
And it's just giving like the Pink Pony Club.
[54:59]
A
Literally it's giving Pink Pony Club. That's why when, when we. If we do a show and we sing, we're gonna only wear leopard.
[55:04]
B
Yes. Oh my God.
[55:06]
A
I can't wait now we need to make a song. Yeah, I know, it's so funny. After a show. I was like, Tana. I was like literally mid. We need to do a song. We need to perform together. She girl, I'm leaving for tour. Like, what are you doing?
[55:17]
B
I can't wait though. I actually can't wait to hop up in the booth with Ms. Paytas.
[55:21]
A
I'm like, I was so stoked because everyone like loves you. And I was like, we need to do a song. We just need to do it. Like people want to see it and.
[55:26]
B
I like overthink it so much. It's like we need to just get in the studio and make some magic.
[55:30]
A
Cuz I like, literally I did my four song EP in like literally a day. I was like, let's just record.
[55:35]
B
Thinking it literally like as if I'm Lady Gaga.
[55:38]
A
Lady Gaga.
[55:39]
B
I've always said that about us. Honestly.
[55:41]
A
We'll do like a writing session though, if you want with Jeremy because he's like really good.
[55:43]
B
I love him so much. He's the best. He texts me now and again. It's so cute.
[55:47]
A
I love him. Yeah, he's on tour with me. He's amazing. We love him.
[55:49]
B
He's the one best. I'm so Comfy?
[55:51]
A
Me too. I like looking at you upside down. So funny.
[55:53]
B
I know. Hey, I was just thinking I've never seen you this angle.
[55:57]
A
I'm insane. I'm sure it's, like, not flattering. I can only imagine.
[56:02]
B
I can only imagine what my this.
[56:04]
A
Up close looks, especially from the wide angle over here.
[56:07]
B
Yeah, but it's sweet. We're relaxed.
[56:09]
C
Hi to Santana. This is Bri from sunny San Diego, California. And I just want to know, genuinely, I saw this on Tik Tok Talk, and I want to know your guys's take. If you guys were on RuPaul Drag Race and you were in the bottom two, what would be your song that you would lip sync for your life? What would that song be?
[56:34]
A
Wow, that was so good. I love the whole delivery. The sunny San Diego to, like, the.
[56:38]
B
I know.
[56:38]
A
She.
[56:39]
B
No, she's so.
[56:40]
A
Yeah.
[56:41]
B
Sorry, Jimmy, for how much I'm saying that word.
[56:43]
A
Bleeping it. Yeah.
[56:44]
B
He's gonna kill me. Oh, my God. But she was everything. I want to be her friend.
[56:47]
A
Yeah, she was great. Lip sync, San Diego. What song are you lip singing for your life?
[56:50]
B
Okay, wait, I have to. Really? Because I want to give a serious answer.
[56:53]
A
I know mine right off the top.
[56:54]
B
Of my head Tell now there ain't.
[56:56]
A
No reason you and I should be alone tonight yeah, baby, tonight I love it.
[57:04]
B
I'm on the edge oh, my God.
[57:07]
A
Glory. And I'm hanging on a moment of truth I'm on the edge, the edge.
[57:13]
B
The edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge.
[57:20]
A
I know. It's good down, too. As Camry's like, I need to get this. I do have a YouTube video of that, and I don't even remember doing it. And it's like me just shutting all the doors in my kitchen cabinets. I'm, like, opening and shutting them, and I'm singing this song, and it's like the opening to my thing and people like, love. I forgot I even did that. I was like, God. I was like, go stand. Before I knew I was go. Wow.
[57:35]
B
Yeah. That's so crazy. The little monster was always in you.
[57:37]
A
Always in me.
[57:38]
B
Yeah.
[57:38]
A
She just had to be unleashed. She had to feel secure in herself to love Gaga. I think it was insecure. Who's this girl I don't. Everyone likes, you know? And now I'm, like, secure. And I love her. Honestly.
[57:50]
B
So iconic.
[57:50]
A
I was probably so insecure. If I was like, oh, that could have been me.
[57:54]
B
P P Poker. It's everything.
[57:57]
A
Yeah, we love Gaga. That's my lipstick for my Life I'm.
[57:59]
B
Gonna go Wrecking Ball. Miley Cyrus. I'm gonna go. We claw can we hear Change our hearts? Cuz she starts off so chill and then I wait.
[58:08]
A
Yeah, go. Go for the big one. Go. Come on. You're a singer too? We're singers.
[58:14]
B
I don't think I. I really actually don't think I could right now.
[58:17]
A
What?
[58:18]
B
I'm just so comfortable. This is what.
[58:20]
A
This is. When people record, they record upside down. I saw Christianity doing it one time. Yeah.
[58:24]
B
Sort of. God, I'm out of breath just laying here.
[58:27]
A
Same.
[58:27]
B
And why is that?
[58:30]
A
I don't know.
[58:31]
B
It's funny. I like literally ate like 37 Bundelites and I'm like, why am I out of breath?
[58:37]
A
The Taco Bell in our belly.
[58:39]
B
I would definitely lip sync to Wrecking Ball. I cannot give a live rendition right now because I digital footprint and I'm scared. I would be too.
[58:47]
A
That's crazy because it's like, when you.
[58:49]
B
Sing, it's good and it's fun and it's camp. When I sing, it's like the weird girl at church camp.
[58:54]
A
At church camp. What'd you say? At what?
[58:57]
B
I said weird girl at church camp. But that was mean because, like, honestly, I liked the weird girls at church camp.
[59:01]
A
Did you go to church camp? I can't imagine imagine going.
[59:03]
B
I did.
[59:03]
A
You went to church camp?
[59:04]
B
Yeah.
[59:05]
A
Or religion.
[59:06]
B
And I had like. I paid, like, I had to raise the money because I wanted to go. My parents were obviously not gonna pay.
[59:11]
A
You wanted to go?
[59:12]
B
Yeah, I like, loved my church. I was a church leader.
[59:14]
A
What kind of church? What denomination?
[59:16]
B
Christian.
[59:16]
A
Okay.
[59:17]
B
Yeah. And it like, honestly, like, did you love like Christian teen church in Las Vegas, Nevada? You can imagine, like, it wasn't like some real serious like altar pews. It was very like, young and fun.
[59:31]
A
Like TVs.
[59:32]
B
Yeah. And I just like, loved my friends there. And it was so fun.
[59:35]
A
Did you watch God's Not Dead in the movie?
[59:38]
B
No.
[59:39]
A
I used to like, love it when I was in my Christian Girl era. It was like this teacher didn't believe in God and his whole thing was like, prove to me that God is real. And like, how the hell are you supposed to do that? But then the guy was just like. He got him so mad because he like, ended up losing like his daughter or his wife or something like that. And he's like, he goes, God. He goes, God shouldn't have taken them away. He's like, how can he believe in. How can you be mad at someone that doesn't exist. He's like, damn, you're right. You won. God exists. So then he's like, I accept Jesus. So he runs to the show to tell this guy, like, I accept Jesus. Gets hit in our car and dies on the way to the show. And then the pastor comes and he goes, right now if you accept the Lord as your savior and Jesus Christ right now, you'll go to heaven. He's like, yes. And then the blood fills up and he, like, dies on the street. The atheist.
[60:15]
B
Oh, do we get to see him in heaven thriving?
[60:17]
A
There's a second one. So maybe.
[60:19]
B
Oh, God's really not dead.
[60:21]
A
God going to a Christian rock band. That's where he was running to. And so then there's the band that's like. Was like. The song is like, God's not dead. He's surely alive. He's living on the inside, roaring like a lion, you know? Yes. And it kind of got me into my Christian girl era, for sure. It's like a Christian rock.
[60:39]
B
It feels like two things that are not supposed to go together.
[60:41]
A
It's a Christian rock band. No, they're so good. And that. The movie 8, there's a bunch of problematic people in it, like Dean Kane and stuff and, like, Kevin Sorbo.
[60:49]
B
But, you know, I think the second.
[60:51]
A
One has Melissa Joan Hart, and I never saw it, but.
[60:52]
B
But you're gonna say Jonah Hill.
[60:55]
A
I would gag for him to be in God's Not Dead three.
[60:58]
B
We should be for God's Not Dead three. Honestly. Yeah. No. Trisha Peters and Tana Mojo for God's not dead 3. That's funny. Yeah, I guess it's so funny because I always want to turn to you and be like, we should go full Jesus for a rebrand. It's like, you've literally already done that. Anything I ever want to ask you to do, you've done.
[61:13]
A
That was so serious, too. I really was trying to do, like, a rebrand into, like, a Christian girl era.
[61:17]
B
I love you, Jesus is my favorite song of yours. It will forever be. I, like, remember where I was when I saw it for the first time. Like, I was like, this is so iconic.
[61:24]
A
Where were you?
[61:25]
B
In my living room. But it was so good.
[61:31]
A
I remember when I joined the vlog squad, Zane, and actually Zayn was like, the first one I met, and like, he. I think, like, Zayn and Matt King, and they're like, I love you, Jesus is so good. And I was like, thank you so much.
[61:40]
B
Honestly, like, Zayn Hajazi is like, I want more for him than Vlog Squad.
[61:46]
A
He's.
[61:47]
B
He's been rebranding with Remy and pretty basic. And I love that for them, like, getting away from the madness. Because he always was like the funniest thing in so many of those videos. He's hilarious.
[61:57]
A
He's the funniest. He's also the nicest. So I just hated that they like. But he is still such a David apologist and I just hate that so much for him. That's why I'm like, what are you girls doing? But I mean, it is what it is, I guess. I don't know. I just hope he finds Jesus.
[62:10]
B
Zayn was one of the ones where, like, when I really distanced myself from that whole crowd that I was like, sad to not be able to like Kiki with anymore. Like, I like thoroughly enjoyed Kiki with Zayn. Like, I wish he was the first.
[62:21]
A
Box I remember I collabed with. And he was like singing dear. I was Hansen with Matt King in my apartment and I was like, I love you guys.
[62:26]
B
My King too. Such a sweetie, you know, because the rest of them are like, I walk in a room and it's like, you know when a dog on the floor and they won't make eye contact with you.
[62:33]
A
Such scaredy cats. They're such like. That was like, me too. It was like, oh, my God, don't even mention.
[62:38]
B
Yeah, like as if we're actually Satan.
[62:41]
A
When actually you work for Satan himself. Like, it's crazy. No, it is wild. But Scotty was the biggest David apologist. Remember when the article came out and he literally was just. Just like, David's a nice guy. He would never do any of this stuff. And then he just like it. Instantly everyone's just like, what the.
[62:56]
B
I don't. I like, I've never kept up with his lore.
[62:59]
A
I came for him so hard after that video. I like that was in my anger era where I just like was shouting at the screen.
[63:05]
B
I love my anger era. Like, I just imagine. I imagine the little red guy from inside out. Like when you say that. Have you seen inside Out?
[63:14]
A
No.
[63:15]
B
You should absolutely watch it.
[63:17]
A
It's a cartoon.
[63:17]
B
Yes.
[63:18]
A
I don't love cartoons, but maybe. Well, I'm just proud of us for not being so angry. I'm proud of me for not being so angry anymore. I like videos of me just yelling at every influencer they did something wrong.
[63:29]
B
I feel you. Like our crash out eras are behind us. Like, even recently the world's been trying me in certain ways and I could crash out, but I'M trying to just.
[63:39]
A
No, we're.
[63:40]
B
Take a deep breath.
[63:41]
A
We're no longer dummy test dummies.
[63:44]
B
Yeah. And life is so good. I think that's what it is. It's like, I'll see something on my phone that'll make me feel something negative, but then it's like, I'll lock my phone and look around at my life that I've, like, worked so hard for, to be so happy and beautiful that it's like I can't get, like, literally sucked into the phone and sucked into the. Yeah, it's nice to stand up for yourself, but there is certain points where it's just like, dude, you know what? Let it be. Oh, my God.
[64:09]
A
Yes. Quoting the Beatles. When I find myself in times of struggle Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be. Oh, you know it. Ready? Sing it. Let it be Let it be Let it be Let it be.
[64:31]
B
Wait. This is nice.
[64:32]
A
There will be an answer. Let it be. And you know, another one of my favorite songs, which also makes me not want to respond, is from Justin Bieber, where he's like. Like, life is worth living.
[64:45]
B
I love life is worth living.
[64:47]
A
I was like, he ate with that one.
[64:49]
B
He really ate with that one. I'm such a believer to the core.
[64:53]
A
I'm going to get in that. That phase, too.
[64:55]
B
I think he's my, like, biggest Stan. I think if I could see, like, only one artist live for the rest of my life, I'm, like, Justin Bieber's biggest fan.
[65:01]
A
What?
[65:02]
B
No. I swear to God, Yes.
[65:04]
A
Oh, you dated Justin Bieber Lookalike, right? Like, I love him so much.
[65:08]
B
I literally love him so much. I dated a man who looks like him, though. Just. Just like him.
[65:12]
A
That's a wrap.
[65:13]
B
We love line you. Okay. And call this number above our heads if you want us to give you advice.
[65:22]
A
It's our 10. But we're gonna do one last Patreon for the night.
[65:25]
B
Yeah.
[65:25]
A
Patreon.com not lovely.
[65:27]
B
And then we're gonna let it be.
[65:28]
A
Let it be. I love that you know it.
[65:31]
B
I love let it be. I should listen to that more because I need to let it be with so many things. That is my takeaway of this year so far. All right, well, we love you guys so much, and we will talk to you over on the Patreon. We're actually in the perfect position to talk about all of the things we.
[65:46]
A
Just started being Sabrina Carpenter doing different positions over on Patreon, except all of.
[65:50]
B
Mine are just laying down and facing the ceiling.
[65:52]
A
This is mine. I can't even put my legs up over my head.
[65:54]
B
Me either. What do you mean? That's some Olympic.
[65:57]
A
Yeah, that's why the guys hold the legs up. Anyways, go to Patreon for more positions. Love you guys.
[66:02]
B
We love you. Bye.