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I never have done something as like a duo. I feel like I've always done things solo because I'm just like, I don't know, my friendships fall apart.
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Yeah.
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So I guess it's never made it to that stage. I've always had aspirations with like people in my life. Like, oh, we could do this. And it never gets there.
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And it's getting there. We are taking it there. Not me.
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Threatening to rob the Oscar in an aloe jumpsuit too. You're like, I get that promo.
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I won't even wear the gown. Like I just, I'll leave. Like, I just want the gift bag. I'm in and out. Hello, party people. Oh, not Viva.
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Viva.
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Not love life.
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Love that. Not love life.
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We just had arguably. Hi guys. Hi.
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Welcome to Not Loveline. Huge announcement coming soon.
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Yes, today we are about to dive into this major announcement. But we just had like the funniest moment off camera. Trisha and I were trying to read an ad read and it was giving. Try being an influencer for a day. Like we were so hungry. Heat stroke down. It's.
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It's 2:30. We've glammed for four hours straight. This is so driving. Influencer. Four hours straight. But then, yes, we were doing a shoot in my garage which I usually love. I do shoots at 8am in my garage when Tana's. We do it 1:30 sound asleep.
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It's so true.
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No, but I didn't even think about it either. We had scheduled for noon and then we did like 1:30. Whatever. But it's just so much hotter.
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It was 100 degrees.
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Oh, my. I was actually dying.
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Yes. And Trisha Paytas being the woman she is. I forget what it said. There was a. A truck outside that was like, bring Vegas to you. Okay, bro, we are deep in California. Bring Vegas to you. There was an entire craps table we were, like, throwing too, and it's working out. And I think you and I actually had, like, a revelation today that we don't love doing photo shoots. We love planning photo shoots.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I love planning. I've been planning this for, like, a month. Like, I'm like, photographers, outfits. Like, I love playing. That's why I was asking what you're wearing. Like, should you get a magic dress? Like, I'm very, like, to plan. And then when it come.
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And we love glamming too. The whole time we're glamming.
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I glam for five hours straight because I started at nine. You came at, like, 11:30, and then I was still glamming when you were here. So it was like, literally five hours straight. And it's just, like, so much fun.
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Yes. And we're sitting in glam, having a. No, you look good off, like. No, you look good. No, you look good.
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But you actually, like, Arguably. Okay. Tana's always, like, hyping me up. Arguably. Tiana was the one. Everyone's, like, unrecognizable with the hair, the extensions. I know you got the filler and
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you do juiced, but I'm not saying
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that's why you're going, but maybe it's why you're going, because you are glowing. And then we took. What are the Polaroids? What are those? Yeah, little Polaroids, which usually, like, you know, Polaroids can be scary, but you look like, literally Alex Earl, just so gorge.
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Like, someone who sees you.
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Like, Trisha, you look like you could be your sister.
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Like, this hair. We just. I felt like we took a little time machine today, and we were like, just vintage Vegas, which is ultimately my favorite theme of anything ever. I am my happiest. Even though we were 100°, we had craps table, so we were throwing things. At one point, Carrie Ann said, can you guys get on the table? We said, right idea, wrong.
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Thank God you said it. Because my initial thought is, like, me, like, on Broadway breaking a chair, Me doing a TikTok bringing chair. And I was like, oh, my God, this table might break. And you were like, oh, I don't know if I could do that. I was like, oh, okay. Let's not that. Yeah. Piano doesn't want to. We're not going to.
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I'm not about the physicality here, Okay? I have three faces because of Botox, and I will do my three faces on repeat.
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You did the great. I love that. Yeah. It's my fave, and I love it.
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And that's it.
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And you slayed each one. All those Polaroids are like, wow. You actually did, like, lock in, like, Debbie Lovatto, where you're just. I know my face, and it's gonna look good.
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It's the left side. I have to do the three poses, especially when it's with someone else, because I live with this fear that, like, the one that, like, you love, I won't be ready for. Or, like, I won't. Like, so the whole time, even just in the offshots, I'm like, no, I'm not. And then I came in here and I was like, I'm having a heat stroke.
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My God.
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Same.
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I was like. We were doing the ad read, and we had it eaten, and I was just like, I don't know. I honestly.
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And we were doing an ad about GLP1s. Like, while starving, shout out, Ro. We love you, Ro. But, like, we needed food to, like, be able to deliver this message.
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And, like, I was, like, literally going off script completely. I'm like, you know when you're really hungry and, like, you don't want to be hungry anymore? I don't think that's what it's like.
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I'm actually just talking about the problem I'm currently having. It is funny, though, because you could say anything during an ad read. Like, you could be like. And then you could start saying the Star Spangled Banner. You'd be like, oh, say can you say see by the dawn's early light? And I'm like, what?
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She said, no, Janice. It's like. And then it felt like our other idea for the shoot, this was like, a casino, inspired, like, the movie. But the other idea that I pitched was, like, a Fear and Loathing one, which is like, that you see in the movie. Yeah.
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That's been a long time ago.
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Yeah, it's like. And it's old. I don't know how it holds up now. But, like, that's how it felt where. Because they go on, like, trips, right? They're on drugs and they go on trips. So, like, that's how it felt. Like, all of a sudden, I felt like I was melting. I felt like you were melting. I felt like everyone's like, Watching me, everything's caving in, and I was just so hungry. I really thought I was gonna fake because it's also, like I said, like, 100 degrees outside. We were, like, cranking at, like, 58 mm the way everything beads.
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Like, there are beads in my. I'm gonna keep it brand safe here. But, like, every hole like this hurts. It's imprinting me. But, yeah, the photo was so good. And I think I'm just like, I literally. And I always do this. I was just saying this, like, I'm like the Lady Gaga line. Like, there could be a hundred people in a room. But, like, genuinely, if you told us at our first episode of Loveline that we would be doing this Vegas show and that, like, we would be manifesting a residency and that, like, people would be showing up for, like, even on the last Loveline, all the comments were, when is the date? Save the date. Like, I'm gonna be there. I was like, this is so crazy. And we were planning the show today, and, like, oh, my.
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It's. We plan it. It's done. It's so good. I feel like it's so doable, but it's also so big. But right away, between our resources, I was like, oh, I know someone can do this. You're like, I know someone can do, like. I feel like we can really pull off a big show.
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It's very Vegas variety show, and I think that that's something. For so long, I never even in my wildest dreams, dreamt of doing right, like, having a bunch of different acts in Vegas. And, like, I grew up going to Vegas shows. And, like, we love a Vegas show.
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Love a Vegas.
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But I've never. I've done shows in Vegas, but I've never been, like, the showgirl of it all or the Vegas acts of it all. Like, I've never gotten to do a. Like a. Like, Holly did a Vegas show, you know, like, this is our first, like, real, like, I don't know, like, Vegas show. And, like, we're definitely. We'd be lying if we said we weren't hoping that we get to keep doing them.
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Yeah, no, I think that's the ultimate is because we, like, love touring, of course, but we both done tours, and they can be exhausting. Obviously, have kids now and stuff like that. And it's, like, to have, like, one spot, very Harry Styles nachos, very, like, we're gonna be in one spot for a month, you know? But, like, yes, I would. That's the truth. And I love residencies. Like, I'VE been watching Donnie Yasmin for the past 20 years. How cool would it be if in 20 years people are still coming to our show? You know What I mean?
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45 minutes away. It's in my favorite city. Like, the things that you get to do in Vegas besides the show. Like, even just imagining our fans, like, all like, doing the Britney Spears slots in the Cosmo before and like, like, you know what I mean? Like playing roulette machine.
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A tanning.
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Now we're back. Imagine what the little icons would be.
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That would be so cute.
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Little wigs and like little French fries and like, little.
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You love the french fry theme. We're also talking about our song. And you're like, yeah, I think we need French fries and glitter. I was like, I like, I just
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love French fries and I love glitter.
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I don't know French fries like that. I feel like I never see you eat the french fries.
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I'll eat them right now. I think I'm still as I'm bubbling, though. Like, I might need a potty break.
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Take one.
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Yeah.
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Should I. I needed to eat. Yeah. You want.
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Go ahead. I don't know where you left off either. I was just saying best French fries.
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My stomach's bubbling.
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Yes. Literally.
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Literally, best french fries.
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Yes. I need some McDonald's french fries today. I was just watching a clip of us in the bathroom. First of all, full narcissist but not Loveline came up on my for you page. Yeah. And I was like, we were being so funny. And I'm here to lock in for today's episode. Funny.
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We're going to be. But we haven't said our announcement yet. We're also giving Holly and Bridget where Bridget's always in like a themed. Like, they would do like medieval and then she'd like, Bridget would be in something like crazy costume. And then you're a Holly just giving.
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Like, I just saw the cutest photo of them in like little pink mini skirts. I just like, will forever love like 2000s 90s. Even like just fashion and just even, like, I love that all, like beading and florals are really coming back. Like, even for this frosty lip.
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You're the frosty lip in your tick tock. And I was like, I need that frosty lip too. Yes.
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And it's just. It's so pretty. Like, that was Pamela's OG was the frosted lip. And then we all collectively as a society forgot about it. We did concealer lips.
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That was great. Did you do concealer?
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I did do concealer.
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You Did. Yeah.
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I wanted. No. Which is so funny, because then we did a full 180, and it was Kylie lips and how much lip filler?
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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And, like, the lips that were so matte that they, like, were cracking. Like, I feel like the Kylie Lip Kit era, like, everyone's lips needed so dry. Vaseline so bad.
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What era are we in now? We're back to frosty lip.
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I guess I'm manifesting it because I've been living for the frosty lip. I just think it's so pretty.
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I do love it, too. I guess I never was into makeup through the era, so I just don't know what was in. I always just did, like, black eyeshadow, and I'm like, that's it.
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And honestly, it's a classic. Like a smokey eye or like a little wing. A black waterline I'll forever love. It's just smoldering, smoldering beauty.
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It's giving. Smoldering.
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But we're smoldering today because June 12th.
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Mark your calendars. Get those tickets.
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I'm gonna throw up. I'm so nauseous. I'm like, okay, let me not bark at the people. But we're coming to Vegas.
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We're coming to Vegas. And Trish, Viva Las Vegas.
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Viva Las Vegas at the Cosmopolitan. One night only. For now.
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For now.
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But I'm so excited for this show. I just think that, yeah, just with both of our, like, teams of people, these crazy ideas actually get executed. And I feel like this show is truly. I'm gonna remember it for the rest of my life. Even just today.
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That's what I'm excited about, too. I'm excited for all of it because it is going to be, like, a little bit not love lying. So we can, like, talk to you in real life and answer, like, ask. Answer your questions.
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Yeah.
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And then, you know, a little bit. We both had music careers, so it's a little mix, a little old, a little new music careers.
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And, yeah, we're performing some stuff that we have never performed as well, like
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releasing stuff we've never released.
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Yes.
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Yeah. It's gonna be such a gay. And then, yeah, it's a variety show. Like, it's so.
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And I just feel like a lot of these things that we're doing are very much things across. Not Loveline. We've been like, imagine we did this. Like, what if we did this? Completely manifesting, Speaking into the void. And now it's actually happening, which is just so cool. And it's One night Only in Vegas, June 12th. And we are so ready.
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Get your tickets at the Cosmo Hotel, the Chelsea Theater, where we've both played. This is probably your first show. My third show, I think there. It's kind of gift. It's giving residency.
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There is such a. It's such a great theater, too, because the audience is so, like, close to you and you can see all the faces. And that's like, my favorite thing is that even when we did yours and we were on stage like, you. You got. You brought me out of retirement. I performed Hefner with you.
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You look great, too. I did love that outfit.
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That was so fun. It was my Coachella. It was Coachella at the same time. And I was at Churchella. Yeah.
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And that was crazy because it was Coachella. We get any. Missed it first week.
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Honestly, though, it was everything. Like, I wouldn't change it for the world. I really think this show is going to be the same way. And just who knows who you'll see. We have a lot of special guests and a lot of. I don't know how to explain this, but it's, like, not who you'd think. It's like, people that, like. Yeah. Very random, but, like, in the best way. Like, very fun and funny. And I'm just like. I've never done anything like this. Like, I.
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It's gonna be epic.
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Even the rehearsals. Like, I feel like a lot of my shows, it's like, love a rehearsal, but it's just talking. Like, you love a song in a day. Yeah.
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We need to be exits intra. Exits in intros.
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Yes. Like, I'm about to have a little jig, you know, and some sh.
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Show. Girl, you've been saying that. But, yeah, we're talking about their outfits, and you're like, oh, maybe some shorts underneath if we do a little jig. And I was like, okay.
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Yeah. Because that's one thing about me is I cannot put on, like, a gown and really get to getting, like, I have to be.
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I think Vegas was good. Your pink outfit and my purple outfit was kind of not. That's the one. But I'm saying something just comfortable like that, where it's like, you can shake it.
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Definitely some sequins. Definitely some, like, glitter. And that's. That's also so fun, like, thinking about. Because one of my favorite things about touring is the audience's themed outfits. Like, I always. It's always the funny baby tees and, like, just, like, seeing all the girls dressed up. Like, I feel like we're going to see all the girls and they're like, vegas. Best.
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Get in Vegas. Get inspired. Get Vegas.
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It's going to be so fun. It's going to be so fun. And forgive me if I don't shut up about it at all until June 12th because I'm so.
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Every episode.
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So.
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Yeah, well, yeah, hopefully get your tickets now. I don't know.
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And honestly, we're really trying to mog. Like, if you could just buy them right when they release, I just start begging. I'm like, I'm really trying to, like, I'm gunning for this, like, residency. So if you could just like, please,
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like, get them right now. Get them right now. We'll link it below.
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Normalize, begging your fans. Okay.
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Hey, guys, please, please, please, please. You know, they're gonna be in demand. We both played it individually, so together. And it's the same theater. So I think, you know, and it
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is a show, like, let's say it ends up only happening one night. It is giving one night only.
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It's giving one night only. Yeah.
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It's like epic. It's just like, Yeah. A lot of things that are happening that like, may never happen again. So I'm excited.
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Oh, I know. It feels. Yeah, it feels like a little emotional actually, because it's just like I never have done something as like a duo. I feel like I've always done things solo because I'm just like, I don't know, my friendships fall apart.
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Yeah.
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So I guess it's never made it to that stage. I've always had aspirations with like, people in my life. Like, oh, we could do this. And like, never gets there.
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And it's getting there. We are taking it there.
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It's getting there. Even the show we were saying, like, it's going on our second year, you know, our two year will be this year.
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And it is so it's just like the most beautiful, constant, like in life to have. You know what I mean? And just this audience is so special. Like, whenever I meet girls who listen to Not Love, it feels like a little family. So I'm very excited to see our little family, to see our loveline family
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combined because we can go on tour or legacy for my, like, when I went on tour, I'd be like, every. Every meet group is like FaceTime Tana. So it's gonna be fun to see
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across the amount of like and just people in real life that I meet that are like, asking about you. So to get to like, do it together. And it is so fun. Like when you came out at my show, that was the most electric crowd I'd ever seen. And, like, when I came out at your show, same thing, people were so incredibly excited to see us together. So it, like, yeah, it feels. I just feel very grateful that people love us together because I think that if three people were watching, I would still want to do this. I love you. And, like, I've never met someone who can match my yap. Like in.
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Yeah, you're a good yapper. I don't know, you kind of out. Yeah, me. You out, Mom. Me. And I was thinking about today when I was looking at the photos, I was like, I'm so confident all the time, Carrie. I'm like, she never wants to look at photos. Everything's fine. But you do outmong me out these ones. I'm like, okay, I gotta really give my all on this one because I never liked our ones together, but I think it was me. I think I didn't like what I looked like.
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But today I'm trying to remain brand safe, like, with what I'm about to say, but get me a gun.
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I think everyone will agree today. This is like the craziest you've ever looked and the best way.
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Everyone is not going to agree today.
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It's like looking at a different person. Like, it looks like you have the substance all of a sudden, where you're just like Brooke Shields model. Like, you're just like in your Levi's. I'm like, oh, my God, in my Levi's. You look so good.
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Mind you, yesterday I bought a pair of Versace jeans. I'm so excited. I get home, they don't go over my knee. I have to give them to Amare. I go, amare, I hope you like Versace jeans. Wait, what happened?
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You just got the wrong size.
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Yeah, I literally.
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They make them small.
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I'm either buying something 5s sizes too big or 5 sizes too small. I have no awareness. And it's because of my dysmorphia, I think, like, I have. And I also refuse to try anything on.
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I'm the same size everywhere. I'm like a 14 or an XL. So everywhere I'm the same size. But like, yeah, if you're reflection, I don't fluctuate, but I guess.
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And I just have no awareness of my actual size. And trying on feels like a hazing ritual. There's always some girl in the store who's, like, overly excited for you to come out and, like, show her. And it's like, I don't. I have A muffin top in my. My. Is being pushed.
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Inverted. Like, do you have any trauma from that? Like, did your mom ever take you shopping?
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And, like, no, I just think it. Like, I've always. I'm a big. Like, I'd rather return it. And honestly, sometimes I suck at returning.
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And I wouldn't return either. I'm posh and depop.
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Yeah. Like, I. I don't know. Even in my, like, thief days, I would steal things in the wrong size. Like, I just. Like, I, I. Then that's.
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So what do you do? Return it or what do you do?
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Yes. Or depop it or if you steal it. No, no, I was just. I was collecting, you know, I didn't know what I was hunting and gathering for, but something important you were.
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That was a survival method. Maybe it was just like, okay, I need to get this.
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Sure. And, like, a social thing, you know, it's like in high school, especially, like, if you don't have this thing, you're not cool or whatever.
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So funny. Ari, the makeup art, our makeup artist and friend of my, like, 12 years. I love her.
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She's the best.
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She's the best. She has Vegas roots. She had, like, a connection to you. And she also was a stealer in high school. She. Everyone was stealing. So I love stealing. I'm like. And everyone's been telling me this, and I was never. Well, I never had friends, so maybe that's why I wasn't stealing. But maybe if I had friends, I'd be stealing, too.
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Vegas, I feel like it just people, you could. She could probably attest to this. But, like, I don't want to say everyone in Vegas is raised with bad morals, because that's just not true. A lot of people have great parents with great morals, but a lot of people also don't. You know what I mean? Like, it's just a city that runs on a lot of dark things sometimes. So morals. Like, when it comes to things like stealing or things like lying or things like manipulate. Get in the game with the college branded Venmo debit card. Wreck your team with every tap and earn up to 5% cash back with Venmo Stash, a new rewards program from Venmo.
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Well, I guess that's why they have, like, juvenile. Was it juvie? What is it? Ye up for, like, under 18? Did you go?
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No, I never went to juvie. I had a lot of truancy problems. Like, what's that? Truancy is just not showing up to school. So, like, the truancy officers would always come to my house and stuff. And, like, wow. Honestly, the crazy thing is, is, like, they. At a certain point, they give up. You know what I mean? Like, they gave up on me. They were like, she's not coming.
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Wow. And what do they do in that case? Can they arrest your parents? Like, what do they do?
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No, I literally. Vegas is also the 50th school district in ranking.
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Okay. So, like, oh, it's just like, it
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is the worst in the United States. Like, it is literally 50. So it's like, I think maybe. Maybe in South Carolina. They're coming for your parents in Vegas. They're like, you should go apply at the casino.
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They're like, all right, we'll give up on this one. Interesting.
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Which is kind of. It is kind of a crazy concept.
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Did you finish high school or. No.
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No.
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Ged.
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No.
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Wow.
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I do want to get my GED at some point in life. I just haven't really found a need for it.
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Yeah, no, you're. You're crushing it. Honestly. I wanted to drop out so bad, and no one would let me. So it is. I mean, a YouTuber.
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No, I dropped out before becoming a YouTuber. I dropped out with no plan. And then I made a plan, which is kind of like a crazy. So, wait, I dropped out as a sophomore. Early sophomore year.
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Wow.
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So I really, like, I took it there. I mean, I remember, like, the day I decided to drop out. Like, I was. My dad was driving me to school. And like, we were just in this huge fight. It was super turbulent. I had on zebra flip flops. They were. Honestly. And I got out and I just started walking and I was like, I'm. I'm not walking to school. I don't know where I'm walking to, but. And I just never went back.
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Oh, where'd you walk to?
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I don't know.
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It's walked.
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I think Starbucks maybe.
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Like, that sounds showgirls. Like, you just, like getting outside of a truck and be like, bye.
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I was out. It was 100 degrees out and I was over it, you know? But there were definitely moments where, like, all my friends are graduating. And I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do today. Like, it's not that I'm not graduating.
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What were you doing on the daily.
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I think by the time everyone was graduating, I was doing YouTube. And then I remember I snuck into the graduation assembly, like, because all my friends were together, like, they were graduating. There was an assembly. And I snuck in. And I remember they kicked me out. They were like. They let me stay for a little bit. And then they were like, you don't go here anymore. You know, you gotta get out. And I said some crazy. I remember being in that case that day to the people. No, I. Oh, my God.
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But you're like, what, 17 at the time. Like, yeah, 17 dropped out of high school.
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But the things I said that day, I should not have said.
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Can you tell us and bleep it?
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I told one of the superintendents that I made their salary in a day. Oh, okay.
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That's not bad. I thought you were going to say something crazy, like, or something that's not.
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That's really bad.
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But that's like a 17 year old. Like, people say that.
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I shouldn't have said it least the other day, like, told me that story, like, at all. It didn't make their salary in a day.
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Maybe you didn't yet.
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That is such a valid point. I absolutely did not make their salary
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in a day at all.
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I was manifesting.
B
You manifested that. Good for you. I lied all the time that we were rich. And I think I manifested that. Like, I wouldn't tell my be like, my dad's rich in California and he never was. He was like, so broke. But then he saw this company for, like $20 million. I was like, I manifested that for you, everyone, you were rich. And then like five years later, he became rich.
A
There is something to be said about society being unfortunate in the regard that if you play the part long enough, sometimes you get further than if you don't play the part.
B
Yeah, they say that fake happiness, fake anything until you make it fake.
A
It's so important. I was talking about that last night. It is like if you, if you truly believe anything like it is. So the odds of it coming true are so much higher than if.
B
I think that's the only thing I care about being a testament to my story is like that. Because I always think about that with like Broadway. It's like I like never trained. I don't have a great voice. Like my acting is not there, but it's like I made it to Broadway. You know what I mean? There is something to say like if you just like believe in yourself and really have passion for something, I think
A
you can make anything happen and it's applicable to everything. If you want to believe that you're going to be a workout body, if you want to believe that you are meant for a better job, if you want to believe anything, your odds are so much higher. Like I think a lot of success starts with delusional belief.
B
Yeah, you know, of course, of course. Cause like no one, no one starts out as like a billionaire. Like you have to, you know, you have to have delusions that you're gonna be whatever you wanna be, billionaire, whatever.
A
That's so true.
B
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A
Honestly, all my Vegas memories are happy now. It's funny because, because when I first started coming to LA and like I remember this a lot in like the Shane era. Like I was coming a lot for like Shane and different stuff. I kind of.
B
Would you come just for him?
A
Yes, I would come for just for anything. I would get on a Southwest flight for anything just to like make it out of my city like type of energy and for after I finally moved out of Vegas, I had almost like a hatred for it. Like I, I kind of was like this is the city where everything bad happened to me. This city is filled with no good. People here are no good. Like there was just definitely a rain Cloud over it for a very, very long time. Even when I was, like, 21 and coming to Vegas, just different. So I still did. I didn't really develop a love and adoration for Vegas until I was, like, 24. Like, I think until, like, what flipped? I don't know. I just started going there and, like, creating new memories and seeing and like, I almost think I had healed enough that I could appreciate that this city made me exactly who I am. Right. Like, the. The craziness and the wild parts of me and the story time and the lore gathering and stuff. Like. And the, like, fend for yourself mentality came from Vegas. And, like, the no one's gonna do it for you but you. And, like, keeping it real came from Vegas. Like, people. I always compare Vegas people to east coast people. Cause they're just so real. Like, I don't know. I. I started to just, like, realize it made me who I am in a lot of ways. And that you can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.
B
That is so true. I think no matter where you're raised, it sticks with you.
A
Yes. And now I just, like, I have such a. And it's iconic. It's an iconic place. It scares people, definitely, when you say you're from there. But, like, to me, it was home. And, like, you know what I mean? It'll always be home, like, in a lot of ways. And Amari's family also obviously helped heal me in so many ways. You know, just like, showing me family and love in Vegas.
B
Yeah. So when you go home now, you have, like, family there. That is your home. Yes.
A
And I'm excited to see them. I feel like I'm gonna invite them to our show. And I'm really excited.
B
Fine. Cause you said they never been to one of yours and they Vegas.
A
They. Yeah. Cuz, like, just some stuff came up last time. And honestly, it was so hectic too. Like, the. I was just, like, drunk. Everyone was drunk. I didn't want them. Like, this is the first one where I'm like, the green room won't be like a rager. And I'm kind of, like, excited for that.
B
What's in our green room? What's on our writer?
A
I know what is on our Vegas writer. Sparkling apple cider so that we can cheer.
B
Oh, love Martinelli.
A
Yes.
B
That's my favorite. I do apple juice on the rocks all the time. I, like, get a scotch glass and put, like, ice in it and just put apple juice and just, like, After a hard day, just like. And it's so. In that kind of cup where, like, I put, like, grape juice in, like, a wine glass and have it with pasta. I just. Because I don't. I've never really.
A
I like doing that.
B
Yeah. It's kind of fun. Yeah. It just feels like you feel fancy because I always think I should drink. I went to Chili's and had a margarita for the first time yesterday, and it looked really good. It was like, a pink one. And I was like. And everyone's like, you don't drink? And I was like, I don't normally, but something about being in Chili's made me just want to have one. But. Yeah. Anyways. Okay, so that's in the writer Martinelli's. What else do we love? I feel like we always get snacks. What else do we always get?
A
I want a big tub of cheese balls. The orange one. Like, the big tub from, like, Costco. Yeah.
B
Would you eat that before? Because your fingers cheesy.
A
That's kind of like, hi, Vegas. And, like, my fingers are cheesy.
B
No, I love eating before. So it wasn't that. It was just more like. Yeah, it was gonna be.
A
That is really.
B
If you wear this and it's just like, cheese balls all over.
A
I do, like, love to gamble with, like, I'll be in, like, this, and I'll eat baby back ribs. And it's like, no, you're gonna up your.
B
Do you like baby back ribs? I do, too. I do.
A
If they're fall off the bone.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
They have to be. I don't want to be, like, 9. Do you do that? Yes. But, like, I want it to be, like, literally falling where. We had some recently that were like.
B
Where do you guys. I like Wood Ranch. Have you been to there? They have beef ribs.
A
I've never had, like, a good rib in la. Like, ribs.
B
I always like Southern.
A
Yes. I save for, like. Yeah. Or just like, a good chain restaurant. Rib is also like. I bet Chili's has a good Chili's.
B
Of course. That's what they're known for. Is that baby back ribs barbecue sauce. You don't remember? I want that baby back.
A
Baby back. But Chili's. It's not, like, Outback.
B
I love it. No, I do love a Chili's, and I do love their baby back ribs, but I'm just.
A
I'm loving all these. These brands that are so. I love Jack in the Box. I love Arby's.
B
I love Jack in the Box. I loved your hot mess. I loved it.
A
That was fun.
B
Yeah. I love, I love a foodie sponsorship. They're always fun.
A
Yes. They're so fun. And like, just. It's really cool too. A lot of these brands that just like let you do the creative and just like both of us, like, we're so booked.
B
You've been doing photo shoot.
A
Both of us though.
B
Planes. Yeah, I get busy in April. I'm still a little bit.
A
Yes. But like at the same time, it's like anything that's overwhelming me is something that I deeply prayed for or thought that I would never be able to do. So like, to be overwhelmed by things is such a blessing.
B
Of course. Yeah. No, I love it. No, I always. Mose always said that to me. I was like, oh my God, I got so much. I got to do recording soon. I gotta go to rehearsals and voice lessons. He's like, yeah, but it's all stuff that you like want to do. It's like, yeah, Yes. I could just say no to a show. But that's so funny.
A
Mako is the same way. He's like, yeah, babe. But like, remember he's like, you wanted to do all of this.
B
And I do. I am always like, yes, I need to do three music videos in April.
A
And like after 10 hours of sleep, anything is possible. And a Red Bull. I've been a Red Bull girl these days.
B
Really? Yeah.
A
I never. Cuz remember I was telling you that coffee and Matcha were giving me so much anxiety.
B
Yes.
A
Yeah. Yeah. And energy drinks used to give me anxiety, but I almost feel like it's like an underused chemical. Like whatever the energy drink is doing is a different chemical than the caffeine one that I like beat to death in comparison.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. So I've been. Been. I feel like every alcoholic has a Red Bull era and like once they're sober and I feel like I'm entering mine. That's also. Every alcoholic doesn't at all. Just a lot that I know.
B
Just like your analysis of it.
A
Yes.
B
Yeah. I feel like. Yeah. Getting energy lately. I've been doing a lot of Pilates. I've been doing like four times a week Pilates. And I've been like loving it. I just feel stronger. I don't know if I'm definitely not losing weight, but I feel strong.
A
Crazy.
B
I carry like all three of my kids at once. I'm like, wow, I'm really strong.
A
It's. I've been noticing lately, cuz Buster gained two pounds and now he's like nine pounds and I literally cannot hold this Dog for more than, like, two minutes. And I'm like, like, I have to get this on lock. Like, I need to be doing push ups to be a better dog mom, let alone mom one day. Yeah.
B
No, that's how I thought too, when, like, mad was like, can you please carry me up the stairs? And I couldn't. I was like, okay, I need to, like, do something, because that's crazy. I can't say no.
A
The strength. Did you see Haley Bieber doing? There's like, a challenge right now where the girlies are getting on their knees in Pilates and then they're putting both of their arms behind their back and they're using just their core to hold themselves up.
B
That's crazy. Absolutely not. No.
A
Like, oh, my God. I would sooner beep.
B
Yes.
A
I would sooner croak before I could do that.
B
No. Because even in that position, I've tried where I'm, like, holding on and I, for some reason, cannot push back. I guess I'm just, like, weak in the abs. But, like, I can't do that one in particular where. Because it's like the one where their knees are pushing them back, but it's really their core.
A
Yes.
B
The knees go behind them.
A
Yeah.
B
I do one like, with my hands there. I still can't push back. I'm like, I don't know what it is. I just can't push back on.
A
Yes. My core is weak as all hell. I need to start playing. It's funny, I just got a. As we were sitting here, I got an offer for, like, a reality show. And they were like, outdoor, like, rigorous outdoor environment challenge show. And it was, like, a lot of money. And I was like, unfortunately, like, I have to turn this down. Yes. Because I think that it's a demanding outdoor environment. And you and I were just outside in your garage shooting at a roulette table.
B
And I found.
A
I found that to be a demanding outdoor environment. I just. I don't ever want to be the person on set that ever. Everyone even. You know what it throws me back to is when Kian and JC would do those reality houses, there was an episode where I would not rock climb. They wanted.
B
I thought you, like, weren't on it. I thought that was the gag and you kept saying no or something.
A
No, it was. I showed. I was on one of the seasons and I was just a piece of. Like, I was late. This was in my. Like, I wasn't timely. I wasn't like, I'd say I wanted to do one and then I, like, bailed out in the last moment for a different season, I think. But there was an episode and it was like, right before I got out where, like, they wanted me to rock climb, and I was just like, I'm not going to do this. And I think that it's like, I'm definitely one of those people where when a bunch of people are pressuring me to do something, I'm still not going to fold. But I will awkwardly say, no. I will make the room so uncomfortable. If I say I don't want to do something, I'm not going to do it.
B
I think that's okay. Yeah, that's like a boundary. Yes.
A
But, like, I think that, like, I also shouldn't put myself into scenarios like, okay, yeah, where it's like, everyone want. Everyone's doing it but you. Like, maybe then I just shouldn't be on the physical show because I would be a person problem, you know?
B
Yeah, I feel. I feel you. I think in the past I would be pressured because I did season one of that show, and I remember there was a bug challenge I wasn't even part of. Like, you had to eat spiders and people weren't doing it, so I was like, I'll eat it. I wasn't even part of that challenge. I didn't have to do it. And I was like, I'm gonna do it.
A
Team player.
B
I don't know. I was, like, really being pick me back then. But now I think, like, even with traders, the end is always a physical challenge. I think Mara and Rob were, like, in a helicopter. Had to jump into, like, an ocean, and I'm like, hell, no. Like, no way in hell would I do it. They're usually flying off a helicopter. They're always doing something scrap crazy. And I'm kind of scared of helicopters anyways, so I just thought I could never make it that far because I would. I would say no.
A
I'd be like, yeah, I can't do that. And maybe that will be a goal of mine at some point to become more physically, I don't know, adventurous and capable to do things like forces. No. My God, no. That militant. It's crazy. No.
B
Everyone who does it, like, ptsd, when they come back, they're like, that was the worst thing. Like, Dr. Drew said he was in the ICU. Like, he was just, like, so insane.
A
Yeah.
B
Crazy.
A
I, like, I really do give props to people who push themselves. Makoa pushes himself for everything he does physically. It's so cool to me.
B
Like an athlete.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
It's like Mari's now like if you're athletic and that's what you do, like it's easier.
A
I definitely want to be a little better, but I just am a no physicality girl. Like even at the Empire State Building, they wanted me to like climb that ladder. Did you do that?
B
Yeah. Everyone was definitely was like, this is your one shot. This is a chance. Everyone does it. I was like, all right.
A
I had one of those moments where everyone was. Was like begging me and begging me, begging me. And I was like, I'm. I don't know how to tell you guys. Like I'm in a stiletto and I'm not doing that. Oh yeah. That's also not a waiver, girl. I think if something, if a waiver has to be signed for something, I don't want any part of that. I'm the reason the waiver exists. I don't want to sign the waiver because something may. I'm just clumsy and I'm like, I. I think that signing a waiver is a really dumb idea for someone who's as clumsy as me, you know. And the railings like up to like your waist. It's like I. I'm fine inside. I like glass.
B
It's less scary than. I was very scared too. I was in Keds. It was different. I was pregnant. I was like five months pregnant. I remember being like, I don't want it. And no one knew. So I was like scared. I was like. Cuz that is. The latter is kind of the scariest part. Obviously once you go out there, it's less scary than you think. Cuz it's just like the railings higher than it looks. But yeah, they have you like say something off the top of the Empire State Building. I think they had me do like wicked. I had no voice. Mind you, this was the day of my Broadway show. I had zero a voice. And they're like, do they like battle cry? And I was like doing it. I had like no voice. It was like so, so awful but.
A
But so cool. Like you got the moment.
B
I on Getty Images, it's very weird. I'm like, who was up there from Getty?
A
It is funny the how they get up there because I thought like I brought all my friends to the Empire State and I was like, we're just gonna have a day and look around and it is like, oh yeah, like very.
B
Get on the gorilla. Get up there. Get doing this.
A
And like yeah, the photographers and like just the. It's, it's. It's like they work you, it's definitely
B
like a press thing. Were you promoting something? You just did it for fun?
A
I think I was just doing a press run for no reason.
B
Okay, I'm sorry. They gave me a little trophy. It's over there. It's like a little Empire State building trophy. Did you get one of those?
A
It's funny cause we have a lot of jokes. Cause it's like even like they were putting me on little billboards around New York and I didn't know, like, the Empire State. My TikTok was playing on things, like so many things. And like when I got back, they were like, okay, like, you owe us like these many posts.
B
I was like, wait, oh, okay, collab.
A
Oh. I went back to New York like a month later.
B
What?
A
They were running them like months. Saw it.
B
I was like, oh, it was very cool.
A
I was like, I'm so brand save. I love the Empire State, but I had no idea that it was like this whole big thing. So like, I was like, okay, collab. Post with the Empire State required.
B
No joke about it. Yes, they, they do, they do. Do the socials. Like, they do. Like, I think I did like 20 tick tocks. And they had like press and it was a whole thing. It was. It's cool. I like it. I, I.
A
And then I started to think like, damn, I really wish I knew so I could getting paid for this. And then I had to leave my own body. I was like, you should be so happy.
B
Yeah.
A
That they want to associate with you. Yeah.
B
I didn't know it was a big thing to me. I was like, oh, I'm just going to Empire State buildings. Like, mine was to light it, to like light it pink for the night or something.
A
It was in not thinking that's a big thing is so funny.
B
No, in, in, in a joint effort with the entertainment community funds. It was like a charity usually, like they light stuff up for charity. And so like for my Broadway to be like, we're gonna light it pink. But like, with entertainment, community, fun, whatever. And so I was like, okay, Yeah. I didn't think it was gonna be a big thing. And then I came with all these reports, headquarters and I. My dad was in town, all these people were in town. I'm like, oh, I should have brought them. But I was. Mine was like 8 in the morning or 7:30 in the morning. It was like super early. And so I was just like. But I loved it. I love New York. I miss New York. I love it so much.
A
So much. I know it's funny. You were just saying that, like, at some point you're gonna be there. And I was like, I want to go. I want to shoot a loveline.
B
Yes.
A
Like, I just love New York so bad. It's such a good vibe. I just. I need to live there at some point. I need to shut up about it.
B
That's how I feel, too, for, like, you know, half the years.
A
Yeah. It's just. It'd be everything. It would be.
B
We love New York, and we love Vegas. We love it. You're going to Vegas.
A
I'm going to Vegas tomorrow night, and I'm really excited.
B
Do some poker.
A
Poker. And unbanned from the win. That is, like, where.
B
That's the biggest. That's so exciting.
A
And Holly podcasting with Holly. I'm so excited to. To grace the win with my presence as a new woman.
B
Yes. You're. You are coming back a new woman, and I think that's a. I think true. The win to give you a second chance of forgiveness.
A
Third chance, honestly, which is really never enough chances.
B
There's not for someone to grow and change.
A
Thank you. For my third chance win, Las Vegas. And I hate.
B
What are you most excited about?
A
For the win, honestly, like, genuinely, all jokes aside, to walk around, like, just to, like. Because it is really sad, even. I was. My Vegas friends were in town this past weekend, and they were staying at my house, and we were just like, Tana. It's so weird. Weird that, like, we have zero memories with you. Like, except maybe when you were really young and not supposed to be there, but, like, at the win, like, just, like, eating there, dining there, gambling, like, shopping. Like, just. The beds are so comfy. Like, I'm just. I'm very excited to just be there. It's a great hotel.
B
I love Vegas now. You want to go back to Vegas again before we go back in June? We are going back to Vegas. I know. June. It feels smart, but it comes so quick. It comes so fast, and I feel
A
like it's one of those things where it's a. It feels like Christmas, and I'm so excited and thinking about it every day, and then it's gonna be over, and I'm gonna sob. Like, I'm gonna be like, wait, I want to do that. Yeah. Oh, my God.
B
The. Come down from it. It will be so real. I kind of thought that even when we'd done, like, you know, we did my show there, when we did Unwell there, like, even though we were a little part of Unwell, I still felt like, oh, my God. I'm sad to be, like, leaving you, because it's always. Especially that one was such a journey with the pull plane and everything. It was.
A
Yeah.
B
To get there, and it was just while we went through a lot, and
A
it is so, like, poetic, like, and just funny to me that the only time you and I have done a Vegas trip together, it was absolutely pouring cats and dogs rain when it never rains in Las Vegas. I haven't seen rain. Like, that day, I remember, we, like, got to the steakhouse with Holly, and I turned around and I looked at the sky, and it was, like, out of, like, a zombie apocalypse. Like, especially just with Vegas with all the smog and stuff. Like, it's very yellow and, like, orange and, like, these colors that. That, like, the sky is not naturally. And I dare all the cars. The traffic was, like, just lined up all the way down the Strip because Vegas can't have rain. It's not prepared for rain. It's not built for rain. The streets and the freeways and stuff,
B
people didn't know what they were doing.
A
And we were, like, everyone was covering us because we had to stay glam for the show. Oh, my God.
B
That's right. We came in glam, and then we had to stay glam for the show that night.
A
Yes. And, like, at that moment, you and I were outside of the Crystals Mall. People were covering us with jackets, and we were getting, like, swarmed by fans in the pouring rain. It did feel like out of a movie. Like, when I look back at that whole trip, it felt like a. An action movie because we had 12
B
hours to get so much done.
A
Yeah. And our flight got delayed, and then, like, the turbulence.
B
That's what it was.
A
Yeah.
B
Because everything was crammed. We wanted to do the mall, and then I just wanted to do this restaurant that was, like, so far off the Strip. So that took us, like, so long to get there and back. We didn't know if we'd make it. And then we did.
A
It was.
B
That was a wild one.
A
It was just, like. And just running. Running through the back rooms of the Cosmo to like, make the show in our, like, feathers and boas. Like, it felt. It was a movie, like, looking back, truly, like, so memorable. But I'm excited to go there with you. Like, not in the pouring rain.
B
Right.
A
Like, our flight will probably be on time, and, like, maybe we'll go shopping,
B
have a minute to relax.
A
And I remember, like, even you, me, and Holly were eating, and, like, Holly was being so great, and I went to the bathroom to pee. And I was like, I'm. I'm actively living through a panic attack right now. Like I'm like fine and I'm happy and I love my girls and I'm having a great time. But because of how I stressful today has been, like my body is on panic attack.
B
Yeah, you handle it well because I know you were like really nervous on the plane and you really did handle
A
it well because I flight anxiety now too. Like turbulence and those jet suite planes are a little smaller so they turbulence in them is. And the woman directly in front of you, you couldn't like, like because she was directly in front of you. You know what I mean? But I'm sitting to the left of you so I'm like diagonally. Like I can see her and every bump. Like I think I freak out so much when someone else is like, like she's throwing her hands up, she's gasping, she's holding her chest. I had to close my eyes and like blare punk rock music. I was like rocking back and forth. I remember thinking like cuz your mom was there. I remember thinking Trisha's mom probably thinks I am.
B
No, you seemed totally fine. I know my mom's so chill in situation but you seem fine. Like it really wasn't like it just
A
was like scaring her mom. Like I just kept thinking I'm scaring Trisha's mom and I'm so weird. Yes. But then it was.
B
Well, I was just worried for you. I was like hoping that you'd be.
A
Yeah, but I'm excited to go. We have a trip where no one's worried.
B
Maybe we drive up.
A
Yeah, that'd be fun.
B
Do you drive ever?
A
I occasionally I like to drive to Vegas when I want to like romanticize. Driving to Vegas. Yeah, I think that it used to take a lot less time. It used to be like a three and a half, four hour drive for me. Oh, I don't drive. But I mean ride for me.
B
Okay.
A
But now every time without fail, it's five hours. Maybe people are just more responsible and I'm older.
B
Wow, that's great. I feel like it takes us four hours and we're further than you. We like that's maybe, I don't know, we should drive.
A
That'd be so fun.
B
We probably go at different times. I go at like 10:30 in the
A
morning, but I also go at like 3am like you. The roads are empty.
B
Oh, and do you five hours?
A
No, not like 3:00am no, we just, when we just went for Thanksgiving, we drove Moa drives so slow. Moa does drive so slow.
B
Okay, maybe that's why. Cuz that's like crazy.
A
I won't say the speed I was making him go, but I was like, get go faster. Cuz you know on the Life 360 app, how you can see the speed that you're going. I was clocking him. I was like, you're going under, you're going under. I think such a.
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Because kind of crazy because I think in general everyone knows to go like five miles over like.
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Or he'll just go like. He's just a very safe driver. Let me not sit here and talk. He's just good. He is. And in Hawaii, I think that Hawaii driving is polar to la. Like where people, everyone lets everyone else go first. Like everyone's going like the speed limit or under. She's just like, it doesn't matter when they get there. Like life goes on. It's about the journey, not the destination. And then people in LA will like absolutely cut you off. Like someone is going into labor in the backseat so that they can get their latte faster.
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That is actually so true.
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Like it's. And people are holes on the LA road like very much just like swears in Hawaii no one would ever, you know.
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Why is those laid back vibes. That's what I like do love about there also. Just beautiful. I see tiktoks of like this is my view when I go through the McDonald drive through in Hawaii and it's like big mountains. You're just like, that's on Oahu.
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I love that McDonald's.
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I love it. It looks so pretty. I never been to Oahu, but it's so pretty.
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Oahu is like more hustle and bustle.
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It's good.
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It's just like Maui's way more Maui.
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I've only been to Maui, but I love Maui.
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I'm so excited to go.
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Have you, you won an award before?
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What have you won just ever? Yeah. Yes.
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Which award was it?
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I won the Streamy.
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Best creator of the year.
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Yes.
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Did you win anything else?
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Like probably.
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I've never won an award so I'm just like so curious, like how, how My Empire State Building award.
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Oh, that is so funny. Is that what made you. No, no.
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I was thinking I have a. I have a segue. But I was trying to figure out if you've ever won another.
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I don't. Probably somebody's asked me in the comments or I haven't and I don't know. I had a lot of nominations The Uber Eats driver stole my Haley Bieber smoothie. You guys, I love la.
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I totally forgot because you had said it, like, literally when mine came like an hour ago, I was like, oh, okay.
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Maybe never forgotten anything ever in her life. Honestly, she's literally Meg GPT.
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Oh, my God, that's so sad.
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Wow. Well, some Uber drivers having a great day.
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Honestly, there's a lot here. The Ices from AMC never came. Remember we did that like, twice.
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You know what I love about you is that, like, you remember that. Because I remember. Yeah, well, sad is a better word. You were.
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Because it's like, we have so many people here and it's like a vibe and you don't want to be. Obviously everyone's like, you girls have it. But it's like, no, everyone's here. You don't want to be the one to take.
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And we kept orphan ordering and they kept. They kept bringing everything but the icy, and it became Icy Gate. Icy Gate was like one of not Loveline's first, like, little.
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That's true. Because, like, the third time they just gave up. They just didn't show up like that. They're just like, okay, you're not coming anymore.
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But how lucky are we that, like, our biggest gates are, like, icy?
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I see gay. Like, we're just hungry gate.
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Hungry gate. Yeah, that's my catchphrase these days. I'm hungry. I literally was like, I'm hungry.
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Hair is giving Kim Kardashian at the beginning. Well, if you see.
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If you see all my tracks. Oh, that means I need to brush it.
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I loved it. No, I. We were talking about this earlier. Like, I loved how messy it was, but a lot of people did not like the look. It looked a little crazy. Well, I was going, is Michael B. Jordan, after he won his Oscar, went to In N Out. Did you see that?
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Yes, I did. And I loved that.
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I loved it too. Milo Meyerhan was at in and Out. Everyone's at In n Out. Do you think he got paid to do the In n Out photo shoot?
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Great brands, great prices. That's why you rack with his Oscars. Ooh, I'm gonna say that I don't think so.
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Wow.
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Well, I don't.
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Why tell me?
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I don't know.
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You think that's just his thing. He's like, I'm get some In n out with my Oscar. Oscar.
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I like a part of me thinks that In n out has never paid anyone for anything ever. Do you think I'm wrong?
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Yeah. You never see like a paid partnership. Yeah, but it's Michael Jordan winning an Oscar.
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Yes, but also like it is, it is arguably, like some things unpaid are arguably just camp. Like winning an Oscar and then going and getting in and out is like iconic.
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That is true.
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I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm probably wrong. I don't know.
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I'm, I'm torn.
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I'm usually wrong.
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What is it? Internet used to be the food we
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were given at the Oscars and then there were trucks outside. Oh, really? I just found the Oscars gift basket. Like the gift.
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Insane.
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It's like a free facelift.
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Yeah. And like, like I'm about to sneak in.
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It's like, it's like free plastic surgery. Free. Free the brush interior design. Like an interior design credit for like so much money. Like I don't even want to go. I don't want to walk the carpet. It's. I actually really want to go and I really want to walk the carpet.
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Where would you go?
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Oh my God. Of course you do.
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Do slay red carpet. I look horrible. I realized that I've only been like two or three and I'm like, I,
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I, I never live for my Gettys. Like I never. That's very nice of you, but it's a carpet is so pressurized. Like it's just so much pressure. It really is. Cuz it's like one wrong angle of me and everyone's making fun of me. And like the people yelling at you and if you don't do what they say, like they get angry and like sometimes I don't want to show the back. Sometimes you don't want to go back.
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Literally, like they never care they're just like, all right.
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That too is like someone else is on the carpet or just whatever. Like, it's definitely a social hierarchy thing where you can be very much made to feel lesser than someone else or.
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Yeah, different things. I was watching Gabby, Wendy and Robbie Hoffman. They were at the Vanity Fair party and you just hear the photographers be like, Liz McCarthy just fell.
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No.
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Like, I don't know what was happening, but they were so panicked. And they were slaying. Like Gabby and Robbie were slaying. But like, everyone was so panicked because Melissa McCarthy fell out every issue. Is she okay? Like, everyone was like, no, I love la.
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Like, that'd be such a funny, like, script. Like where like the girl walking the carpet's so mad cuz someone else fell and she like didn't get her moment. Obviously, I'm sure she wasn't so mad, but that's just like.
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It's funny to hear the background of it all because you never really hear the mics. They took the mic off of the glambo guy, Cole. They took his mic off. He did not have a mic on this.
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I can not put my finger on it, But I know JLo's behind that.
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She's like, she's powerful.
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Yeah.
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She is powerful.
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Yeah. Gift bags and oscars each cost 344. $344,000 is the value of the gift bag at the Oscars. And I believe it. And next year, if you see a spray tanned diva in an aloe sweatset sneaking in, mind your damn business. Cause what's in that?
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It is insane. It is insane than what they get in the.
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Not me threatening to rob the Oscar
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in an aloe jumpsuit too. You're like, I get that promo to
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that I won't even wear the gown. Like, I just, I'll leave. Like, I just want the gift back. I mean in and out.
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Literally in and out.
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Yeah, I've been. That's like my hyper fixation meal right now. I always love in and out. But like right now, every two seconds I'm like, nicole, can we go to in and out?
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Me too.
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And the puppy patty they have for Buster, they just make you a patty without salts and it's just a patty. And I've been giving it to Buster
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and he loves that. Okay. Yum. I do love their patties. I think they're really delicious. Yeah. Malibu loves their burgers. I do love those Flying Dutchman things. I'm like, those are kind of good, actually. I was kind of like into it for a minute. And I like was.
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Moko gets those and like I just love them. What do you think happens inside of the Vanity Fair Oscars party?
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That's a good question. I never thought about. I didn't know it was a big deal until this year. My Oscar was like, oh, it's like so like you can't even get like paid to go in. Like it's really exclusive to get in there.
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Yeah.
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John Piker was there.
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So I was like, oh, was that real?
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That was real. Oscar told me. I wasn't like. But yeah, that was real. Which is like, that's funny.
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I thought it was AI.
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No, someone AI has on it.
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I just actually did. I don't know why. Yeah.
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So I, I not to take away from him. I know he's big, but it's like seem as exclusive like if I'm there, which I wasn't. But like if you're there, it's kind
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of like Quinlan and Jake. I loved them by the way.
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We were just talking about that, how they. I guess people just thought he like influencers shouldn't be hosting. Basically, like, you know, like saying like
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have a journalism degree.
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Yeah.
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Type of thing.
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And. And he had just did. Jake Jean had just an interview with Rolling Stone that said like, you know, I'm not a journalist. I do not compare myself to that. So he's like a witness.
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But I thought I saw that video interview where it was a guy interviewing him and asking about if he ever feels inferior, essentially because he's not a journalist. And I felt like the guy's question was so backhanded, like the way he phrased it. And Jake literally goes, oh, like, you know what I mean? Like. Because it was like gagged him like what he said. And I was like, I thought he handled it so well because it's like you're interviewing me. Like, like, you know, it's like, why are you. You. I don't remember exactly what the guy said, but I felt like it was back.
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Why are you questioning like, like, because the bottom line is like I'm very torn. Obvious I'm an influencer. So I'm all about like if they ask me to host Vanity Fair. Absolutely. I'm like, yeah, I don't care if I fumble like I'm going to do it. Like, of course it's like such a big opportunity. Obviously it brings the eyes. Right. People are watching because of the influencers there.
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I've seen more clips of Jake and Quinlan doing their own thing than the actual interview.
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Yeah. So I think it does I think it does what it needs to do. As everyone was saying.
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I thought they were hilarious. But also, also like, I do understand that like we like at least speaking for me, I guess I don't know if you would agree with this, but like I do a very like tick tocky humor. I think Jake Shane and Quinlan Blackwell are two of the funniest people. Like, they're so funny, especially on the Internet. A lot of influencers, like, they really know how to bring personality and it's authentic to them. Like I enjoyed it for that reason. But I could see how older generations are like, yeah, I think it's different
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sense of humor is. I think there's like not even a good or bad. I think it's such like tick tock or comedians on TikTok. Comedians like whatever. So different than like traditional comedy. I don't think like one is better than the other. I think it's just like, it's a shocking thing to see it like switch. Especially like a Vanity Fair party because I think we're just talking about Kris Jenner goes up to them is like, how did you get this gig? It was very. That injection. Just like. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. So I like, I get it too. I think some people just try to be like overly mean and pick them apart. The main thing he got into heat for was and he said that he made the joke twice. He asked Julia Fox, what is the movie?
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What's the movie with gems?
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If I had legs, I could kick you. It's called if I had legs, I could kick you. And it's about a single mom raising. She has mental health issues, the daughter. And basically he's asking people their favorite movie. Julie Fox, that was her favorite movie of the Oscars. And then he said, wasn't that kid annoying though? And then Julia Fox was like, right. And people. Well, look. And that's a good reaction. That's why I want to ask you because, like there are people who like love it and think it's funny.
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I don't know if I love it. I think it's funny because I haven't seen the movie.
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But you know, the reaction was laughing.
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Which is like, what a thing to say.
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It's great, right? Yes, but. And then she schooled us so Jake
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Shane to like, whatever.
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That's what I said. I said it's very Ed Sheeran when he was like, you know, legs don't work like they used to. And he laughs. He's like, that's about my Grandma's like, oh, sorry.
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I think that Jake Shane, like, like, I guess my innate reaction is laughing because, like, Jake Shane's probably uncomfortable, and that's how I. I, like, would see that. Like, just, like, just saying something. And it's like, oh, maybe that wasn't the thing to say, but it's not like, he's not malicious to me.
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Sure, Yeah, I agree with that.
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Then I'm uneducated and I have no idea what I'm speaking on.
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Right. If you haven't seen that, well, then Julie Fox gave a really, like, educated response, like, well, you know, the kids has, like, you know, has issues and, you know, single moms are set up to fail with, like, you know, thing. And obviously she's a single mom and, you know, whatever. So, like, I think, you know, I
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love that about Julia Fox.
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So good. And she kind of could feel the tensions, like, okay, I think I probably dragged the song enough. And then she's like, what?
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But.
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And so, you know, yes, it is. People are like, find it funny. And then there was people who definitely don't. And I think it's just perspective and difference in age. And he's like a young kid that doesn't have kids. And, like, you know what I mean?
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Like, yeah, very, like, she is the type of person where I feel like if I were interviewing her, she's going to teach me a lot. I'm going to say the dumb thing and she's going to be like, hold on, actually. Oh, like, she's so smart.
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She's, like, actually intimidated. I did her podcast and it was, like, so intimidating. I remember being like, oh, my God, she's so smart. And so just like, she's pro women, pro mothers. And I, like, love it so much. But then he repeated the joke to another actor. It was a guy this time, the second time. And he talked about the movie. He said he liked the movie. And then he's like, oh, that kid was annoying, though. Right? And then the guy was just like, you didn't know what to say because obviously it's like two men. So it was like an awkward thing.
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Whatever.
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That was, like, the main thing he's getting repeating.
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That is definitely fierce. Yeah.
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Sometimes you say fierce, and I think you mean good, but. Right. This is a bad one because when we got the tables, you're like, that's fierce.
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Yes. But I also also think that if I was in that position, like, across interviewing all those people, I would probably, like, say some things and be like, why the Did I say that?
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Oh, absolutely. No 100. Me too. That's why I like can relate because that would be me 100. I'm always saying. And it's like, it's whatever. It's like, you know, some dumb.
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But yeah, just interviewing, like, it is like I get. I get where people are coming from. Right. Like a professional interviewer who does this for a living would give the professional interviewer, like, interview, but like, it's just not the time. They're hired for the clips.
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And he gave the clips and people even said that with that they're like, well, you know, it was a conversation and stuff like that. So it gave the clips. I don't think he's issued any statement or apology. It's so funny. It's not funny, but it's like I'm so quick to always like, I'm so sorry if I did anything, even in the moment, even now, if I say anything like, whatever. I just. So quick. But, you know, I guess he, you know, stands by it. I don't know. I feel like a lot of the
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traditional big press teams are just still very like, you know, even like when I was trying to sign with a lot of PR teams, a lot of them I felt like, wouldn't be a good fit because they would be the type of PR team to tell me, like, stay silent on that or like, don't respond to that or like, don't talk about anything that has two opposing opinions and like, whatever. And it's like, I know I can't. So, like, it'd be a bad fit. You know what I mean? Like, I know.
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Oh, I see.
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But that is also why these people get the super bowl commercials and they get the crazy things, you know what I mean? Because they do their age able to be so pr.
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It's a tough one. Yeah. Like being known for being opinionated and having an opinion to going, yeah, I don't know for me, because I saw a critique of me recently about that. It's like, oh, she's like scared to have an opinion. And it's not that I'm scared of an opinion. Scared to like, like share an opinion publicly because it's like one to not offend anyone. And also it's just. I really like just being someone's like escape from like the world and like debate and stuff like that. So it's like, I don't obviously, if it's something important, obviously, like ice or something, you're speak out about it. I don't think that's like political. I think it's just like speaking out for like human rights and stuff.
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But even today we were like gonna review fashion and then we were like, wait, like why, why should we bring in that chaos? Like sometimes you understand that just, just shooting opinions all the time can, you
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know, I feel like who's the, who's the one that did the red carpets? Is it Mary Beth from. Yes. Marybeth Barone from what is I'm show with. Finito. Thank you. Overcompensating. She, she did the red carpet and she was being gaggy. She's being like Joan Rivers, you know, very. But I think very. I was thinking about this too with like it's hard to pull off that kind of humor. Like if you're rating outfits and being funny. Like Joan Rivers was like so funny. And I think Jake Shane said he used to watch like Fashion Police with his mom and stuff like that. So maybe that's like the kind of humor he's channeling like Joan Rivers. But I think it takes. And I am not that person like someone very or like Chelsea Handler. We're talking about her earlier. How like they're, they're just so good because they are so funny. I think we're going to have to
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be all or nothing. I think you can't dip your toes in the water of like offensive nature. Like you either have to be down to like be unapologetically brash like that because if you're just.
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Yeah.
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Whereas if you just sometimes do it like or you just don't care that people are mad when you sometimes do it.
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Yeah. I just don't like love making people mad anymore because I like to have like a family and my. For my own self and my own sleep at night. I'm like, you know, I don't know.
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I.
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But, but I, I respect people do like that. I thought Mary Beth did a great on the red carpet. Like she was so like sad and it's like, oh, can never say that. And that's what people like. And we do need more of that. Just not from me. You know what I mean? And I think with the fashion police of it all, who am I like to judge anybody's like fashion is an ill fitted like costume casino. You know what I mean? Like not my place at all.
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That's almost why I like to do it because I'll be in some boof being like she should wear that gown. It's like you're never gonna make it on the carpet, Tana. But at the same time I get what you're saying. Like you have to actively decide if you want to dip your toes in the brash water, where you're going to receive those things back, you know, like
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where you're going to. Yeah. I will voice my opinion. I think it's like important enough to. And I don't care what other people think. But if it's about someone's dress, I'm like, I don't know if I need to say they looked ugly.
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And honestly, also just so much goes into it. Like just the glam and wearing it and like it's painful. None of like to do all of that. Whether you like the look or not. Like that person doing that to walk on the carpet, to set themselves in the anxious environment and stuff. Like, it is. It's like more difficult than it seems. Like people act like someone just throws some on and goes and takes a photo. But like, not everyone can do it.
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You know, it's. Well, we were just talking about that. Like, that's what I learned on like records. Like, I got to wear heels and I don't wear heels. And then I look like a little frump. Because you saw Kim Kardashian with like the 8 inch pleasers in the tight dress. It's like, I'm like, that is. She's pro at that.
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Like, she did she actually. Because what it is, is it's like extreme compartmentalism realization of like, my body feels awful. I cannot walk, I cannot move. Like, I have to make this face or this is gonna look bad. I have to like, it's so. Because if you don't do all those things, you know it's not going to give what you want it to give.
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Yeah.
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And like it's so hard. Like if my feet hurt, I can't.
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Oh, I know I can't. I can't. Like it'd be like me earlier where I just like was melting. I like, I could not. Yeah.
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Like fights me on it. She'll be like, you need to heal with the stress.
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And I'm like, people always say at my glam always like too like, you need a heel. Even those like Louboutin little like chunk of seals that I wore out on stage. I was like, no. I'm like, no, it's giving business. It's fine. And it was comfortable, so I want to wear. But I was like, no, it's giving chunkas.
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My Ashley's one of those women where like she can wear a 7 inch stiletto to Coachella for 9 hours. Feet bleeding. They're still on. And I'm Like, I do not. Foot pain is non negotiable for me. Like, I'll do it for a photo, I'll do it for a carpet. But even, like, Paris Hilton's most recent car, the carpet. I brought a second shoe. I said, I'll walk the carpet in these. So fine, you're happy. But, like, I'm done. I can't. I can't do the foot pain.
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What do you do with the shoe then after you switch?
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I had my security just hold that in a bag. So, like, it's like, shut up.
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But like, Moses is my security.
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Even, like, a little ballet flat or a sandal. I'll put them in my purse, like, all the time. If I go somewhere, like, and I want to wear, like, I just bought new sneakers. I was stretching them out, but I was like, I need a flip flop.
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What kind of sneakers?
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These little Gucci sneakers. They're really cute, but are too small because my feet won't stop growing. I know.
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Mine too. Mine are out of control.
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I'm getting. I'm getting to 42 territory now. 42.
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Wait. That's crazy. I wonder why they keep growing.
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I don't know. I think that eventually it's going to be taking up this whole room. Just my foot. It's going to be like big foot. Like shoving through the house, through the ceiling.
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I have a big foot. Mine are flat. Mine are flat feet. I've been wearing vans lately. I'm really into those.
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I love a van. I feel like I was trying to get Mako. I was like, for Coachella, you sure beat up white vans. I've been, like, loving, like. I don't know how to explain it. Like a dirty shoe that was in.
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Right. Balenciaga, I think did like dirty shoes for a while.
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Yes.
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I was like, what are Gucci?
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I keep telling McComb, like, we should take a pair of your jeans and we should cover them in dirt for Coachella. Like, it would look so sick. And he's like, I want to surf.
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Are you going to match?
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I think coordinate, like, a little vibe. There's like, I kind of want to do a Union Jack on something. Oh, I love that randomly. And I was like, I think I want him to have, like, a Union Jack belt. But then we might look like the
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just like, from Britain.
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Like, we're outside of Buckingham Palace. Like, just, like, ready.
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That's so funny. I have a Union Jack corset being made right now. I was like, oh, I can wear that Union Jack. Oh, my God, that's so Funny. We're both at our Ginger Spice era.
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I guess I'm obsessed.
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Why did you go check Coachella? That's so interesting.
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I have no idea.
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Oh, you just like the vibe.
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I just like that in my mind I'm like, I want a union jacket Coachella.
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And you're actually thinking Justin Bieber coded.
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I am gonna do, I think something Justin Bieber coded for his day. I'm not sure yet if that means like a purple eye makeup. I've been practicing purple eye stuff, like swatching shadows and stuff. A part of me is also like almost regressing to where like even someone tagged me on a tick tock. They were like, I'm so excited for her outfits. And I'm like, like, it's so sweet and I want to serve, but a part of me wants to wear a dress and Bieber purpose T shirt and like little shorts and like a comfy boot. Like I'm kind of comfortable. Yeah. Like the amount of Coachellas where I get home and I take the corset
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off and I'm bleeding, like, and I'm
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cut up on my back and like my toes are bleeding for the shoe. Cuz it's just 15,000 steps in the heat in these things that are like sucking you in. And like just the jewelry's all spiky
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and I can never even like this.
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Do you ever feel like when you're wearing beads, like starts rubbing your arm? Like I have rub bloody arms after Coachella from that. Like it's just like, I. I do appreciate the serve, but I'm also like, damn, I would enjoy just being comfy.
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I'm all about comfy and I love it. Like a T shirt to the concert. Everyone's like, you're not supposed to wear a person's T shirt to the concert. I'm like, but that's kind of cool. Like, like I was here before. Look at my vintage shirt.
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You know, I also get that in like my old single days. I'd be like, I'm not gonna wear the merch because I want them to like, want me. But it's like, yes, I'm Justin Bieber. Don't want you, girl.
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We were talking about that with the carpet. The Vanity Fair park people were saying like that Quinn was like looking at who's the guy who plays JFK? Do we know his name? JFK Jr. Like, you know, looking at it with like love eyes. I'm like, I would too if I was on the red carpet. And I was thinking I'd be With everybody with love eyes or another guy. She slid into his DMs and she said that after he left, she was telling Jake, we don't know if they knew they were on or not. She was. I slid into his DMs when I was 21, and he just, like, came up to me, like, saw your DM or whatever. Like, like that. I was like, but I would 100 be that. Like, I'm glad.
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And also, I'm living for an interviewer with tea. Like, I know people want the professionalism, but, like, I. Are you kidding me?
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That's the type of the whole DJ. When I was 21, I slid into his DMS. Then he came up to me at a club and he's like, saw the DMS and walked away. And now he just came up and said, let's not be cheeky. And she goes, what does that mean? Let's not be cheeky. And then, like, she said the whole thing right after the interview.
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I need, I. Okay, I can understand why people are saying the things they're saying, but at the same time, I personally, personally am eating that up every time.
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No, no. I, I, I'm a quin stand forever. So I, like, love her. She's so funny.
A
Funny. I think that some people try physical comedy and you can tell that they're doing something unnatural to them. Therefore, the physical comedy, Like, I'm one of those people. Like, I'm not. Like, I even like some of my friends, some of my gays, like, Mario, he's so physically funny. And some people just have it. Or they.
B
What does that mean physically?
A
Like, just their hand motions, their facial expressions.
B
They're, like, jumping through tables.
A
Like, she's the type to be, like, spinning around and making a F. And like, it's funny as, like, it's genuinely funny, where it's like, if I did all that, it would be like, tana, take a diazepine. I love someone who can nail physical comedy without trying. And Quinlan is so funny. No, she's so funny.
B
She is very funny. No, they both are. I think they're both funny. And I think it's like, what is red carpet etiquette? Who knows? I don't even know who does the Vanity Fair party before, but everyone's talking about it now. That's the thing. Like, who?
A
Yeah, I don't know who did it before them.
B
No.
A
And I always watch.
B
Who was.
A
No, Emma Chamberlain did the Met, and no one was. But she is very professional.
B
Yeah, she's pretty good.
A
I mean, and loves Fashion, a different vibe.
B
Cuz Quen and Jake are both, like, comedians, and Britney and they're. They're all comedians, so it's like a different vibe. As opposed to. Emma is just more serious in fashion. So, like, that's. If that's what you want. The Met Gala, that's what.
A
I also loved Emma Chamberlain's look. I saw a lot of people having a lot to say about it. She wore these, like, yellow gloves with this, like, red corset. And I loved it. I really did. I think a lot of people were like, the yellow gloves are giving cleaning gloves. But it's like, remember when Julia Fox did the gloves like that a few years prior? I love it.
B
I know. I think people just get hard sometimes on influencers because they're influencers. But I always. I like how single in a red car. I'd definitely be hitting on everyone. You know what I mean?
A
Yeah. And just, like, doing the. I don't know. It's like someone wears a plain black gown, and they're so boring, and they should have done more, and they. Whatever. But then someone does something weird, and then. And it's like, why the did they do that? And it's like, I don't know. We just live in. Even with Brook's wedding stuff, I was getting so mad at the amount of people who had something to say about her on, like, her day.
B
That was crazy. We talked about a Hot Topic that was actually the craziest, like, thing ever. Why the backlash? She's so quiet about the wedding. Like, nothing's big and public and flashy about it. Everyone's like, yeah, like, you looked awful. Like, that's crazy. When she said to someone, dm, it's
A
a French twist and, like, a pretty dress. And it's like, Suzanne in Tennessee is telling her that, like, she should herself because, like, it's horrible. And it's like, I want to see you on your wedding day. First of all, Suzanne. Second of all, like, why do we care so much? Like, I've just never understood taking it, like, if you don't like someone, something like, you're gonna leave them, like, a mean hate comment.
B
Like, yeah, Especially, like, after the fact. It would be one thing. She's like, hey, guys, what do you guys think about this for my wedding? And she asked for, like, a survey. I don't know. But it was, like, after. And someone's like, I just had to let you know, it was so ugly. And I was like, that's such a weird.
A
And it, like, wasn't. I Was just like, this was great. So livid as my toes are gripping the couch, mind you, it's like, let me. Shut up.
B
I guess it's like the parasocial of it all. Right. Some people are just, like, super parasocial, and they think of you as, like, a best friend.
A
I feel like wedding is, like, literally whatever someone wants to do. Whatever a woman wants to do on her wedding day. I can't believe that we live in a society where we're, like, critiquing people's weddings. Critiquing people's wedding. Not even just Brooke. I literally just see it all the time where people have so much to say about other people's weddings. And it's like. Like, you guess what? You're gonna love to find out. You don't have to do that on your wedding day.
B
Was it Michaela's? Everyone was mad. That was sponsored by Elf. Yeah.
A
And it's like, oh, my God. You wouldn't take a sponsorship for your expensive wedding, would you? Of course.
B
Oh, interesting. That's a. I think.
A
I mean, like, because obviously, if you break it all down, it's like, me pay or me not pay.
B
Yeah.
A
You know, like, me not pay sounds better than me pay.
B
Yeah, yeah, that's. That's.
A
I guess it depends. Like, I would want to keep the integrity of whatever my vision was, but, like, if it was, like, wear this makeup brand, like.
B
Yeah, that's true. It didn't feel very. Like it's a makeup brand. Why would you not wear makeup on your wedding? Get sponsored by it. Yeah, yeah.
A
And she's a makeup girl. It was like, a part of who she is, you know?
B
I don't know.
A
Whatever.
B
And one on that. Just whatever.
A
Well, you guys march.
B
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A
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B
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A
moisture in tone, enhancing shades.
B
It's more than the shade.
A
It's who's wearing it.
B
You. New Maybelline Serum lipstick. Maybe it's Maybelline.
A
Lane 12, not March 12.
B
June 12 at the Cosmo Hotel and Casino.
A
They're never gonna give us a resident.
B
They're going to. You have to manifest. Let's keep it positive.
A
I'm very, very, very, very excited for this show.
B
It's just been hot. We had. We didn't eat. My neck is. Is choking.
A
Cranked. We need to put on something.
B
Lord, you're giving Kim K at Viny Fair. Like, yes, you are giving. I love it. That's what she did. And it looks really good. It looks tossed. You look great.
A
I love you.
B
Like, I'm actually in shock right now.
A
Today was such a beautiful day of life. Like, I just kept looking over at you. We took a little Polaroid, like, all together, close, and I was like, that's my sis. And we've been doing this for, like, such a long time. And I'm just very, very excited that it's finally manifesting into a live show in none other than Las Vegas, Nevada.
B
Yeah, we're going to be there. Are you going to be there? Get your tickets now. Chelsea. Be there. Chelsea, Tana and Trish. Viva Las Vegas.
A
Yes.
B
We'll see you there.
A
We love you guys. I'm going to go put on the comfiest thing ever. There's beads in places there shouldn't be. And we're going to go to the Patreon.
Hosts: Tana Mongeau & Trish Paytas
Date: March 30, 2026
This episode is a vibrant, candid conversation between internet personalities Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, centered around their big announcement: a one-night-only live "Not Loveline" show in Las Vegas! The duo shares the chaos of planning and manifesting their dream Vegas variety show, navigates the pressures and excitement of being content creators, and dives into trending pop culture—including controversy over Jake Shane’s Vanity Fair Oscars interviews. As always, expect humor, self-deprecation, and plenty of spicy internet tea.
Launching into nostalgia about collaborations and why this milestone feels special, both hosts acknowledge the challenges of partnerships and celebrate the unique energy they bring as a duo.
Lighthearted, chaotic, and deeply personal, the episode is filled with behind-the-scenes glimpses, self-aware humor, and endearing vulnerability. Tana and Trish keep it real as ever, blending pop commentary with the trials and joys of influencer life—all while encouraging each other (and listeners) to dream big and not take the internet too seriously.
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