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Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
And, like, they could say, like, there's nothing going on and maybe it's 100 true. But damn if I see, like, every them on a trip at Tart in a private island together. For me, when people cut me off and I was the toxic one or whatever, I was just like, oh, let me reflect.
Trisha Paytas
No. 100%. I would rather be, like, cheated on than tickled, I think.
Tana Mongeau
Hello, welcome to Not Trauma Dom.
Trisha Paytas
Not. Not Trauma. We just literally will start the cameras and then. Poor Jimmy. Like, we still can't. Like, we were just talk so much. Like, nine people. Like, people who deserved it.
Tana Mongeau
I was going to say, granted, all vlog black people. Just so they don't think we're talking about nine different people out there. Yeah, that's true.
Trisha Paytas
That's true, that's true. One.
Tana Mongeau
One group.
Trisha Paytas
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
Shane Dawson. Just talking about every single person in 2017.
Trisha Paytas
Literally. I can't even.
Tana Mongeau
And it wasn't even that bad. It actually was like, tea. It wasn't like, that bad. It was like.
Trisha Paytas
I know. It's like, I don't even actually want to finish my sentence.
Tana Mongeau
I love hearing your tea. I think yesterday I like trauma dumped on every you. So I was like, I want to hear more about all this.
Trisha Paytas
She thinks I don't like her trauma trauma dumps. But I like, I wish you understood how interesting you are because it's the worst when someone's trauma dumping on you and it's, like, boring. Like, you have the most interesting trauma life ever.
Tana Mongeau
Like, ever. Like, no, yours is way more interesting because when you're telling me just now about just anything that was happening in the vlog, So I was like, wow, I didn't know. I'm so curious.
Trisha Paytas
I was spoiler alert. I was just. Okay.
Tana Mongeau
Like, we had very different experiences with the vlog squad, which is similar but very different.
Trisha Paytas
It just arguably, at least the takeaway from both of us was, like, that was a mess.
Tana Mongeau
That was a mess. But that also just shows the trauma we went through because I feel like, you know when people are like, oh, stop talking about whatever. It's like when you're, like, traumatized and, like, obviously, like, I really don't care what anyone's doing now, but just, like, remembering that time and because we were, like, parallel at that time and there was so many key moments that were involved both of us, I was just like, it's a weird. Like, it's like healing weirdly to, like, so healing and understand you and, like, where you were at during that time, too. It's like, Such a.
Trisha Paytas
Do you ever see those TikToks, too, where it's like, it'll be a girl and her best friend, and it'll be like, we're talking about the same situation for the 75th time over always. And, like, that's us. Like, we will rehash a new detail about the same, like, seven situations, like, every time. But then it's, like, so cathartic for us. Cathartic's my word of the week. It's gonna be, like, quite literally, no one's gonna like it. I'm sorry.
Tana Mongeau
Something. There is something about that. We were talking yesterday for some reason, whenever Tanner's with Jeff or I'm with you, like, Jeff and I text you. The only one Tana's around. It's like, so we're like. He knew. She texted me. I was like, well, he does do on the podcast. And it's like, literally every podcast is.
Trisha Paytas
Us talking about David Dobrik 100%. But, like, you and Jeff really do. Like, you're up there with the biggest. Like, like, wronged the most.
Tana Mongeau
I mean. I mean, wins if it's a competition. I mean, I don't know if he wins. He kind of, like, lost that one. But, yeah, it sucks. Like, his whole thing sucks. But I know it's forgotten to make sure he's okay, because sometimes I see him, like, online. I'm like, are you spiraling, or are you just, like, doing this, like, bit, you know?
Trisha Paytas
I know it's a fine line with him. It is. He just released. I think Jeff does get a lot of. I don't know, like, it's healing for him to share his story, and I think that's beautiful. And he's releasing a documentary right now, and it's really good.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, he sent me. Yeah. He was sending me the parts of it, and I was like, oh, I want to watch all this. So I was very.
Trisha Paytas
I watched the first episode. It was really, really good.
Tana Mongeau
Did you see the second one yet?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Like, ironically, he has an eye for that, you know, like, he.
Tana Mongeau
No, yeah, yeah. No, he is. He puts it together. What is one eye?
Trisha Paytas
I love you, Jeff. I love you so much.
Tana Mongeau
He is very good at it. And it's. You know, and. Yeah, I don't. I. His is crazy. Like, he's like. We talk about, like, still, like, reliving trauma, but he also, like, literally is, like, reliving physical.
Trisha Paytas
No, like, imagine, like, one of us lost an eye doing Not Loveline.
Tana Mongeau
I would literally never shop about it, ever. I would leave me Forever, ever, Ever.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, but we'd be kind of fun because we'd get, like, bedazzled eye patches.
Tana Mongeau
Like, we are not loveline. We lose the eye. Or because of David.
Trisha Paytas
All. I don't know.
Tana Mongeau
It was like, that Loveline. It was a cute accent. I'd be like, whatever. And like, you said, blink.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Or whatever.
Trisha Paytas
But that's true that if you, like.
Tana Mongeau
Swung me off an excavator, I might be like, damn. But yeah, you say love that.
Trisha Paytas
No, you. We'd be like. Like, yeah, but that's so wild. Even just all of that, like, needing that kind of content. It's. It's so scary. I'm so glad we don't rely on, like, pranks.
Tana Mongeau
And that was my thing. Did you ever love a prank?
Trisha Paytas
No. I like to sit and I like to yap. Like, that's. That's it for me. If I'm not sitting or yapping, I don't want to be there.
Tana Mongeau
A prank sounds awful to me. And, like, I think that's another, like, trauma I went through is like, I hate being pranked in general, and I hate being, like, jump scared. And, like, every time I'd come home to my apartment, like, somebody, like a Zayn or somebody would be, like, hiding in my apartment, and I was like, what the hell is wrong with people? I remember early on, someone I was close to in the group was like, oh, do you have any, like, you know, pew pews in your house or anything? And I was like, no. Like, that's a weird question to ask. And I guess I see now why, because there'd be people just in my apartment at all times waiting in there.
Trisha Paytas
Literally breaking and entering like that.
Tana Mongeau
David was in a hotel room I stay in for literally hours before I got there, hiding in the shower. And I was like, what is wrong with.
Trisha Paytas
No, that would have me forever, like, just doing this, like, looking around. I hate a prank when people prank me or tickle me or jump scare me or any of those things. Yeah, tickle. I don't get me started on tickling. I think it is literally a form of assault. I say the most. Like, it's actually, like, I'm not a good sport. I'm really, really, like, mean.
Tana Mongeau
Never prank me. I think that's, like, actually, it's like, people like it. More power to you, I suppose, but never, ever to me. I will literally just never talk to someone again.
Trisha Paytas
No. 100%. I would rather be, like, cheated on than tickled. I think that's crazy. I don't mean That I actually don't mean that literally at all, but I hate it. I do so much. I'm excited for today's episode.
Tana Mongeau
I'm excited too. Less yap, more questions.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Tana Mongeau
Yep. I always think about that too. We always think we're like, film so many episodes. Honestly, I just love a little.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I know. We have our like, little mukbangs in the middle of the episodes and stuff. Like, we just have fun.
Tana Mongeau
We never film it. We were just talking. Devin was just like, we should film and put on Patreon. And I'm like, there's something like, I do love the idea of it. And I feel like we're missing out because we did have such a good feast at Taco Bell.
Trisha Paytas
But then, yeah, we miss out. Like, I felt that way yesterday. I was like, this could be content, but also it's nice. Like, we just, like, relax.
Tana Mongeau
But it was so fun because you had like, sauce on your thigh. I like sauce on my boo.
Trisha Paytas
No, we were actually wiping like nacho cheese off of each other. And it was like a really cute moment.
Tana Mongeau
It was so funny.
Trisha Paytas
I remember it forever.
Tana Mongeau
I love eating with you. Like, it's crazy. I was telling you this off camera. Like, you actually, like, just eat so good in the sense of, like, you get fun stuff. You love getting a variety of things.
Trisha Paytas
Huh?
Tana Mongeau
You love to eat like, I don't know any other influencer and not just, you know, skinny people, just anyone that eats like that. And I love it. It's so fun. Except for me. And I was like, we. We're so kindred.
Trisha Paytas
And it's like, literally it is. It's like the best moment ever. I like, got home last night and I was like, oh my God. Like, that mukbang moment with Trisha was like, so cute.
Tana Mongeau
I love the mukbang even when we don't film it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Cuz it just is. We're iconic. And we showed up today matching without even trying.
Tana Mongeau
That was crazy.
Trisha Paytas
We're so connected.
Tana Mongeau
I'm wearing every single Dolce Skims collection I've ever owned.
Trisha Paytas
This is Dolce Skims.
Tana Mongeau
It looks insane.
Trisha Paytas
Insane.
Tana Mongeau
Like, it is just same one as yesterday, except in black.
Trisha Paytas
Last night I went home and I was watching the Kardashians because whenever Mokoa leaves town, I try to like, intake all the things that I know he doesn't want to watch.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And like, obviously that man doesn't want to watch the Kardashians. No.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. What man does?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And I was watching and it was weirdly the episode Where Kim was approving her Dolce Skims club, and she had all the models come in and, like, in it, And I was literally laying there, and I was like, trisha ate these up. Like, looks better than all of them combined. Like. Like, they, like, literally needed you to model it.
Tana Mongeau
I know skims is a dre. I do think I go back and forth on the Kardashians too much. I'm probably like this. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Because I love them. But then I get, like, frustrated. It's like, I think I am, like, an ultimate fan. I think fans get frustrated when you're like, yeah, like, whenever they bring men back on the show, like, Tristan, when they were trying to make him, like, this great father. And I was just like, okay, let's not, like, pretend you guys hate when they do that.
Trisha Paytas
Take him off the pedestal.
Tana Mongeau
Kanye being on the season was a trigger. I was just like, ah. But I, like, love them, and it's, like, so frustrating.
Trisha Paytas
I, like, had this. This era where because I. I've done and said some things about some of them that have gotten me in trouble. I've had some moments where I've, like, very publicly gotten in trouble for things that I've said by the Kardashians. Yes.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God. What were you saying?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, it's.
Tana Mongeau
And it's like, you, like, don't want to rehash it.
Trisha Paytas
No, I mean, I. I can rehash it. I had something to say about Tristan, and then Chloe got involved. She liked to tweet about me. She was not happy.
Tana Mongeau
I remember this. But didn't you, like, you kind of were like, oh, I shouldn't have tweeted that or something.
Trisha Paytas
I definitely shouldn't have tweeted that. It was just. I threw a party, and on the balcony of the party, and there he is, and I was like, how? Who? How? Like, how? And then I realized it was Father's Day, and I was like, oh.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
The group chat was gagged. No, it was like, really?
Tana Mongeau
You guys knew? You all saw him?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. No, it was like, how do you get there?
Tana Mongeau
That's okay.
Trisha Paytas
Is it, like. It was just random? And at that time, too, I had such bad Twitter fingers. Like, I would have just. Anything would happen. Like, right now, I'd be like, trisha and I showed up matching, and it's like, phone down.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Yeah. Rule of like, or. The lesson I've Learned in, like, 2024, 2025 is, like, not everything needs to be said out loud.
Trisha Paytas
So many things could and should Be drafted.
Tana Mongeau
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
And normalize thinking about things. Okay. You know, if I made a Let me gummy, I would make. Let me think.
Tana Mongeau
You love. Let me. You guys were talking about how you love me. Both of you. You and Emily were both like, we love a Lemmy sleep. And I was like, okay.
Trisha Paytas
Sponsored by, like, I don't know what Courtney put in that, but it is giving Ambien galore.
Tana Mongeau
Like, it's crazy. I gotta try it because I have.
Trisha Paytas
Really bad insomnia, so I like that. Like, the magnesium melatonin, melthionine, and, like, I take that seriously.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I love it. I think let me sleep is the best.
Trisha Paytas
It's bomb. It's so bomb.
Tana Mongeau
Well, I think back at the tradition, I think it was, like, universally, everyone's like, that guy's a piece of. Obviously. Because he, like, cheated on her. Pregnant.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Had a baby with someone else while he was having a baby with it. Like, I just couldn't even imagine. Like, I just couldn't even imagine. I would literally. I'd be homicidal. You know, hypothetically. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
I would be hypothetically homicidal.
Tana Mongeau
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
Weirdly beautiful.
Tana Mongeau
I mean, that's wild. And Chloe is such a better person.
Trisha Paytas
She's so strong. And even just. I. Her new podcast, I've been seeing a lot of clips of it.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And she had this, like, beautiful clip where she was just, like, saying, like, dude, I know so hard that the things these men did are not me. Like, I gave them my all. And, like, they were so clearly, you know, like, sick in their own right. I think. Yeah, she is. She is such a strong person. And, like, people love to be like, oh, they're Kardashians and they silver spoon and, like, all the bull. But it's like, it doesn't matter how much money you have. The things that she had to go through are sitting by Lamar's bedside. Like, even just the new clips, like, saying that the dad was trying to take him off of the life alert to get the.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
You know, like.
Tana Mongeau
Like, and she's just there trying to help him and through it all.
Trisha Paytas
And, like, after he did so many awful things and she.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, no, that her story is. I mean, not to be, like, her victim, but, I mean, it's like, literally, like, the status. And, like, a lot of people could argue, like, well, you. You know, like, Tristan cheated on his baby mama with her. You know, that's how, you know, she.
Trisha Paytas
Got him or whatever.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. But it's also like. Yeah, he just went, like, so many steps further. And it's like, at what point does karma just stop? You know, because then it happened with like Lamar and then Tristan and it's like, I don't think she just deserves.
Trisha Paytas
Like, truly, like she deserves her Moses. Like, I hope she truly finds.
Tana Mongeau
Did you see it in the last episode? I'm such a Kardashian, Stan. Actually, like, I do, I do love them. The last episode she was like saying that true thinks her interest in our married and she's like, I I shows. The only problem I have with that is like, she might grow up thinking this is how a marriage is supposed to be. Where like the dad, the husband doesn't stay home, he doesn't sleep in the same bed, he doesn't kiss mommy. Like, so she thinks like she was. I want her to see me with like a husband and someone who's like, wants to hold my hand and be romantic. So it's like they're not getting that good example of like a marriage. So she's very self aware and it is very sad. And Chloe is like so beautiful, rich, famous, like you said they could have everything.
Trisha Paytas
And funny, hilarious and like just very emotionally intelligent like always has been. And like, maybe that's parasocial of me to say. I guess my whole thing is like, I wasn't talking about them for so long because I was like scared and it's like, they're probably not gonna like you anyway. It's like that's how I feel.
Tana Mongeau
Like I know because I'm always like critical and I'm like, but this is gonna ruin my chance to model for skims. But I think Kim is such that girl that like kind of doesn't care. I think she's the one out of all them that doesn't really care. Yeah, she's just like, I don't care. Like, yeah. Which I would. That's again, parasocial. But that's how I assume she'd be. She's like, whatever, you know, 100.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like she's like, yeah, parasocial, but a very understanding person. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Like with the Dolce campaign, putting Courtney in it and stuff like that. I just love that she's just like, ah, whatever.
Trisha Paytas
Like, and honestly, like maybe hot take here, but like, well, let me just not talk a bunch of Courtney. Actually, I do not.
Tana Mongeau
Like I'm a Courtney stand. I know some people talk. I'm recording.
Trisha Paytas
I love Lemmy, I love whatever. But even just in that Dolce, I was like, God, Kim is so patient. Like through that and that whole situation, like, the she is.
Tana Mongeau
Because they all have control of the edit. So I'm always shocked that Courtney, like, allows the edit that in because they probably do edit it differently because they say. They both say it was a great experience, stuff like that. So they do edit it to make it look like she's over. It's like, I just hate this and whatever.
Trisha Paytas
And if you and I both had, like, Dolce weddings, like, it's like, who. That's. That's, like, slay. Like, who? I don't know.
Tana Mongeau
I think it was fake because no one gets, like, mad over that. You know what I mean? Like, if you do, that's, like, wild. But we ate it up, you know? And then they did the Dolce collab, and then we are so iconic.
Trisha Paytas
That's. That's. And we're talking about them, and that's like. You know what I mean? That's.
Tana Mongeau
I do love them.
Trisha Paytas
They kill it.
Tana Mongeau
We all started from that because I was like, I love it. I want to be in a skims campaign.
Trisha Paytas
You're gonna be. I know it.
Tana Mongeau
And it's like, I always say this on, like, whatever, but it's like, the one thing that fits me, too. Like, nothing goes up to, like, a 3X except for them. They had to do four. I ordered a swim. CJ, the Cheetah. They have a cheetah print swim. Did you see it?
Trisha Paytas
No.
Tana Mongeau
It just came out today at the swim shop. And they.
Trisha Paytas
They're so good with the drops. Oh, I.
Tana Mongeau
And they're like, every size is sold out. But because I'm a 4x top and a 2x bottom, they still had the 4x top, so I was able to get that in the 2x bottom.
Trisha Paytas
And I was lay down. Such good quality. I can't even lie. I know, but it's like, it truly is bomb as. She's not going to get caught slipping. She. She knows that.
Tana Mongeau
I think that podcast I did with you, wasn't it sponsored by skims? That one that I. Yeah. They're like, oh, we have a skim sponsor. I'm like, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Like, hello.
Tana Mongeau
That's all I talk about.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. They're never giving me that. Maybe you seriously.
Tana Mongeau
Maybe. No, I'm like a skim. I got the skims videos one day. We're gonna wear them. I'm gonna find them. We'll find them tomorrow because tomorrow's Monday, so we'll be able to, like, find them. I was looking all over.
Trisha Paytas
Losing things in your own house is so real. I'm Always losing things side though.
Tana Mongeau
That's why.
Trisha Paytas
Anyways, my house eats things. Like, I just. I lose everything. It's so bad.
Tana Mongeau
Same like, where did everything go?
Trisha Paytas
And I am just, like, such a hoarder by nature. Like, I just want to keep everything. I want to have everything.
Tana Mongeau
I found speaking the Kardashian, the Khloe Kardashian organizer. They're called the home Edit.
Trisha Paytas
No way.
Tana Mongeau
Yes. Found them.
Trisha Paytas
And they come to the Oreos. Like her.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I'm gonna reach out. I need to do my entire house, so I can't even imagine if they charge a thousand dollars for, like, an Oreo stack. Like, what a whole house would be. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It's probably expensive. I was gonna say I have a really good girl, but she's, like, very expensive.
Tana Mongeau
Like the people price match or price quotes from each person.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, It's.
Tana Mongeau
It's like, you think for like, a while. I'm scared.
Trisha Paytas
I want to say even, like, when I would do a closet, it was thousands, but she would come in and, like, color coordinate the thongs, you know, like. And it was. And make it all look like a store display. It's a crazy, like, it's such a cool job.
Tana Mongeau
And are you, like, there saying, like, what you want to keep and what you don't?
Trisha Paytas
No. Like, you can. It's. A lot of times I wasn't getting rid of stuff. I was just having her make it beautiful. So I would just, like, leave the house for the day and then come back. She would, like, slay it. And it's. It's. They do that. You know what I mean? So it's like a lot of it. It's like, you don't have to tell her where the things go. Like, she'll slay me.
Tana Mongeau
This. It sounds such a relief. It's like my splurge to myself after tour is over. I just want to get, like, an organiz there. And I do love. Because I'm obsessed with the Kardashians, as we just found out. I do love Khloe's, like, organization house. And I was like, I need that pantry.
Trisha Paytas
Is like.
Tana Mongeau
You should see our pantry. Yes. Actually. See, I've never been an organized girly, but I love the idea of it. I was like, I could. I just need someone to help me.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. It's like, once it all gets going, maintaining it is fine. But, like, doing it, like, even Ashley's really like that. Like, I remember when we just moved into our last house, I walked in the pantry one day and she had, like, Almonds in those containers. And I'm like, the fact that you're taking the time to take the almonds out of the bag and put them in the container, like, and then stack all the containers, and then it's like nuts and then, like, flowers and sugars and like, whatever. And I'm like, oh, my God, doesn't.
Tana Mongeau
It drive you nuts when, like, pretty girls also do that? It's like, well, damn. Just be perfect in every category.
Trisha Paytas
Literally. It's so insane. Like, even yesterday morning, she comes my room. She made me on some Nora Smith. She made me on uncrustable from scratch. Like, she made the sourdough bread from scratch. She bought the mold to be like, an uncrustable. The jam was giving, like, preserve. And she, like, brings it to me on a napkin. Napkin. Like, good morning, Tana. And it's like, oh, my God, never. And it's always that. She's always just shuffling it up.
Tana Mongeau
That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
It's like she's a picky ass.
Tana Mongeau
Good. She should be. Because when you do all that, like, what man is good enough for that? You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. You're gonna just.
Trisha Paytas
It's. No, it's. It's like she's gonna find the one and it's gonna be so great. I think she's the wifeiest. Just best. That's so hot.
Tana Mongeau
I know. I always thought I'd be like, the perfect, like, wifey, stay at home, mom. And then I was just like, like, oof. No, I need to marry the perfect. You know, no, quite literal trophy spouse. The most my trophy has been ever.
Trisha Paytas
Made, mokoa is like a grilled cheese. Like, you know, that's the most I've ever done.
Tana Mongeau
Would you do three cheeses or just the craft slice?
Trisha Paytas
Craft slice.
Tana Mongeau
I used to do the craft slice, but I upgraded to the Havarti gouda and cheddar, and I put it on, and it is really stringy and Goonie actually really loves it, so. Oh, my God, that's my bougie.
Trisha Paytas
I want that right now.
Tana Mongeau
What are we, mukbang? Actually, we should get to the questions. What are we? Not mukbangs. We're not even filming. What are we eating?
Trisha Paytas
What are we just, like, normal people?
Tana Mongeau
Like, I love a mukbang.
Trisha Paytas
We eat today. We should do something random. You know what I miss having with you? Well, actually, I only think we ever had it once, but I associated with you the. The Korean cheese.
Tana Mongeau
I know. That one is so good. No, we're like, the closest one is, like, Oxnard or Northridge.
Trisha Paytas
I love that you know that.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Oh, I love. I'll go drive to one any day, but, yeah, it sucks. I know. That one is so good.
Trisha Paytas
It sounds so good.
Tana Mongeau
I did postmate one when we were in Toronto because it was close to my hotel and I was like, I need one of these so bad.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God. I get something weird today. Like, we gotta get weird.
Tana Mongeau
Bless you. You said your tummy hurt from bul. Taco Bell?
Trisha Paytas
Well, yeah, because I literally ate the entire Taco Bell menu here. And it was so bomb. I hadn't had it in two weeks. I felt like I was like. I forgot what it tasted like.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And then I went home and I was like, I want Bulldak. And then I ordered Bulldak. And then I woke up today and it was like, as if I, like, ate tide pods, you know? Like crazy. It was. It's not okay in there. It's giving Tsunami looks nice. It's giving Baby Houdini in here.
Tana Mongeau
Baby Houdini. I love it. Well, it is what it is. Taco Bell skims. Okay.
Trisha Paytas
Trisha and I are also trying to write a song right now. It's so funny. And we were just talking about that dochi song where she's like, what? I like.
Tana Mongeau
I like. I like. I like drugs. I like sex. I like.
Trisha Paytas
And I was like, what if we just did that? Like, I like skims. I like Taco Bell. I like.
Tana Mongeau
That was good, though. That is, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Just like, literally just her song, just with different words. It's like, no.
Tana Mongeau
I always did. I always try to sound alike, and I'm like, how do I change it up? Like, freaky was literally just, like, dirty by Christina Aguilera. I was like, what is, like, another word for dirty? And, like, what can we do?
Trisha Paytas
Like, so if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Tana Mongeau
That's repeating it. Yeah. It's like, it's what you gotta do. Just find a song.
Trisha Paytas
But I really want to, like, I'm like, I just always do this, but it's like, I want to, like, really knock the ball out of the park when we make a song. Like, I want to try to make something tick. Tocky and, like, let us know in the comments below. It's like, in my head, it's like, like, something about being and serving. Sorry, Jimmy, I know you had to bleep that twice, but, like, that's our song.
Tana Mongeau
Just a bleep.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, but, like, we obviously can't, like, say that word. Mainstream. So I'm just trying to figure out.
Tana Mongeau
What I don't know either. It is a tough one. It's so tough because it's like both of us.
Trisha Paytas
And what do you think the thing that we both love the most is?
Tana Mongeau
God, I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
Like, maybe our healthy men. That's not a song.
Tana Mongeau
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Tana Mongeau
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Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Let's do it.
Tana Mongeau
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Trisha Paytas
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Tana Mongeau
Thank you.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Just being like, we found the perfect guy. I'm like, no, boring. It needs to be.
Trisha Paytas
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Tana Mongeau
I know. I did one called McGrills and everyone thought McDonald's paid me. I'm like, honestly should have. But listen, that's real.
Trisha Paytas
McGriddles are so good.
Tana Mongeau
They're so bomb. I love it with pancake syrup in there. It's, like, so yummy. I guess we could just write a song for Taco Bell.
Trisha Paytas
It could be kind of iconic, but.
Tana Mongeau
We could use, like. What are those called? Like, when you like metaphors, like, you know, Like, I love a chalupa. Mine's nice and beefy.
Trisha Paytas
Mine's. Mine's a nice fupa.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, I got a big one. Extra large, grande. Okay.
Trisha Paytas
Honestly, though. Oh, that's kind of funny if the chorus was like, fupa. Yeah, fupa to the UPA with my chalupa. Oh, man. But also, I do think that we love. We love a yap. We love an extra expose. We love. We love a gossip. We love a tea. We love. We're not afraid. I don't. I'm trying to.
Tana Mongeau
I'm not afraid. Yeah. Is that a song?
Trisha Paytas
Eminem?
Tana Mongeau
I was like, wait, that just came to me.
Trisha Paytas
I thought.
Tana Mongeau
I like with it. I love that.
Trisha Paytas
You know?
Tana Mongeau
Isn't that, like, such an obscure one or. No, it's popular.
Trisha Paytas
It's. No, that's like his most popular.
Tana Mongeau
Not really.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know Eminem's lore like that. I'll be the first to say. I know about Stan, and I know all of that.
Tana Mongeau
Stan's a good one.
Trisha Paytas
And just. Especially just because stalkers fascinate me, you know, It's. I relate.
Tana Mongeau
Okay. Write a song about that. You can write a song about yours.
Trisha Paytas
That's so true. I, like, summoned my own damn stalker the other day. I'm an idiot.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God. Don't speak into it. No, I feel like when you put it out there, it, like, comes. You know, we all. Did that happen to us yesterday. We're talking about something, and then we're like, we were just talking about this, and then something happened. No, it wasn't.
Trisha Paytas
No. Why do I feel like that did happen?
Tana Mongeau
I feel like we were just talking about something and then something else anyways.
Trisha Paytas
But a phone call, I think.
Tana Mongeau
Was it a phone call? Maybe? Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, yeah. We were, like, talking about something, and.
Tana Mongeau
Then someone called in with the exact thing. And I think whenever you speak something out. That's why I, like, don't even talk about. I have my double evil eye on today, period. I was like, let me.
Trisha Paytas
I love the double. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
I told you. Yesterday I did my protection spells, and then today I did salt around our whole house because I was just like, lately.
Trisha Paytas
Damn, Trisha. Around the whole house.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, I was all over because. Is it Mercury in retrograde now?
Trisha Paytas
I think so.
Tana Mongeau
Something. Everything was, like, so weir, like, just negative energy coming our way. And I was like, I need to double evil eye all of it. And it's just like, because truly, whatever you speak comes to you.
Trisha Paytas
You know what I mean? 100. And you've taught me so much about that. Even yesterday, I was talking about, like, an opportunity that I might get and I was kind of being down on myself. And you, like, really, like, we're like, snap out of it.
Tana Mongeau
No, you gotta believe it. You gotta believe that I just learn.
Trisha Paytas
More about the evil eyes. Because isn't there a way that it can be bad if you wear it? Like, if it falls off or, like, what?
Tana Mongeau
I never heard that. Well, I'm not, like, like, so versed in it. I just know it wards off any evil eyes. So anyone who, like, is wishing something negative or looking at you in some type of way, jealousy or whatever, it just reflects back to them. So it's not even like. Like, you don't want to curse anyone either, but you're just like, any energy that's coming to me, I'm just like, bring. Pushing it back to it. Yeah, that's pretty. We have, like, evil eyes around our house for that reason. And it's just like. It's just to ward off evil eyes.
Trisha Paytas
So just like, evil eye makes me feel like there can be, like, a bad thing too, because I get weird. Like, even, like, Ouija boards and all. That really freaks me out.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, well, it's very different.
Trisha Paytas
Very evil eye.
Tana Mongeau
Like when someone's just like, jeal or they're just, like, wishing you harm in some way, Even if it's like, commenters or something, you know, just whatever.
Trisha Paytas
I'm about to get an evil eye tattoo in that case or something.
Tana Mongeau
No, actually, I feel like I want it all the time around me because, like, when I don't have it, I'm just like, oh, my God, I need it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Black salt I used to wear around my neck because, like, that is also, like, a protector from, like, bad energy.
Trisha Paytas
I need all those things because I'm really, like. I'm like, really spiritual.
Tana Mongeau
Are you. We should put you on. You should do that for one of your videos, like, your etiquette ones. You should go on, like, a. Find a spiritual guru and. And I'll guide you through meditation and life and breathing.
Trisha Paytas
I actually, like, really, really, really should do something like that. I, like, I'm starting to think I'm clairvoyant and it's like, a whole thing.
Tana Mongeau
What is that? That's.
Trisha Paytas
It's like baby psychic. Like, it's like, no, I'm not psychic. Like, I can't. Like.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, you have.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know if that's a girl or a boy, you know? But, like, really?
Tana Mongeau
Okay.
Trisha Paytas
Like, it's not that far, but, like.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, like, I'll just.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Like, I'll have, like, a thought or a vision that is not my own. I don't know how to explain it. It just comes into my mind and then it happens. Or like, dreams and then they happen. Oh. I'm like, wow.
Tana Mongeau
So then you're powerful, so you really shouldn't think about stuff. So if you think about your stalker, he just, like, comes back.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, that's the thing. But it's. But it's also weird because it's. Sometimes it is my own thoughts that I'm then speaking into existence, similar to you, like, manifesting. But, like, sometimes I'll just. Like. I don't even know how to explain it. Like, I'll have a thought. Like, I'm gonna see this person later today. And, like, it's not like I'm thinking like, oh, I want to see this person later today. It's like, yeah. Like, I'm just like, oh. Or this person's gonna call me. Call me. And then, like, we were, like, talking about this, like, not that close friend of ours, and I, like, thought about her, and then, like, I'm watching a video of her. We, like, we're watching the video, and then she starts calling me, and we don't talk to her a lot. And it's just like. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Stuff like that is like, wow. Okay. So you do have, like, a little something that's kind of. That'd be actually scarier, though, if you're just, like, getting these things and you're not thinking them.
Trisha Paytas
I. That's, like, how. I don't. That's. Yeah. I don't know how to explain, but.
Tana Mongeau
I feel like with spirituality, you can, like, block it by, like, not thinking.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Just stop your thoughts, and then no thoughts come in your head.
Trisha Paytas
I know. I'm really bad at that. It never shows up over here.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. You have to just, like, clear it, girl.
Trisha Paytas
Like, I don't think I've ever had an hour of my life where I thought about nothing.
Tana Mongeau
What I'm being.
Trisha Paytas
So.
Tana Mongeau
Even when you're watching tv, that's. People find that meditative showering.
Trisha Paytas
No, I'm thinking about 70,000 things shower.
Tana Mongeau
You just gotta think about, like, the water cleansing you and rebirth and all of that. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And it's like, why I can't. I'm thinking about, like. You know what I mean? Like, where I'm gonna be at 55.
Tana Mongeau
And it's like, you do affirmations ever in your head. Like, I'm protected. I am loved. Yes.
Trisha Paytas
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
So that's Kind of meditative.
Trisha Paytas
I had to start really like reframing my thoughts a lot. Like, I learned a lot about that because it's like, I don't know, even just like I'll be beating myself up a lot and I have to be like, here are the things you are doing. Here are the beautiful things in your life. Like, you know what I mean? Just, I got a 30 minute massage in Cabo the other day and by the end of it I was like, I actually just thought about like 300 things.
Tana Mongeau
Not think about anything. Especially in massage. You just be like, I know, it's.
Trisha Paytas
Like, focus on this woman with her elbow in your knots and vibe. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Like thinking of what's released when you're releasing your knots. You know what I mean? Like, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And no, I like stressed myself out more. It's like, I think it's an ADHD thing too. Like, it's like I can't even complete a thought. Like, it's like, it's like just a million all the time.
Tana Mongeau
I might have adhd, you know, I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
It's. Yeah, yeah, it's really common.
Tana Mongeau
I've never been tested, but Oscar tells me sometimes he thinks I think, I thinks I have it. I might, I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
We do get like a lot of thoughts and we get distracted easily.
Tana Mongeau
I get distracted very easily.
Trisha Paytas
I'm very squirrel coated, you know.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, really? You just see something and like. Yeah, I guess I could get like that too.
Trisha Paytas
Speaking of, he's like, let's go to a question. Devin said we need to take a. Yeah, this time.
Tana Mongeau
Okay.
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Tana Mongeau
Number.
Trisha Paytas
I can't believe you're pregnant.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, wait, we should tell them to call this number. Call this number if you have a question. 30 minutes in.
Trisha Paytas
Call this number if you have a question.
Tana Mongeau
And then go to our patreon.com not loveline. We post every single Friday. We never miss an upload where we take explicit questions and we explicitly answer if you want to know everything.
Trisha Paytas
Oh my God.
Tana Mongeau
About our sexy life.
Trisha Paytas
Last night's Patreon actually, like, somebody called in with a question about buttholes.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And then poor Makoa got really harassed last night. Like, I really like you. Yes. Oh, yes. Like it evokes some thoughts I'd never had before. And it's the Patreon. It was eye opening for me last night.
Tana Mongeau
Literally.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Is that what they call her, dirty eye or something?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I don't know what it is, but you're right.
Tana Mongeau
One eye. I think I've heard that a One eyed monster. Maybe that's penis. I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
Brown eye.
Tana Mongeau
Brown eye.
Trisha Paytas
No, wrong. Call now. Call now. Seriously, Tana. What? Call now.
C
Hi, Trisha. Hi, Tana. I just really have a story to tell. I just feel like y'all would get a kick out of this story. So I was hooking up with a guy and we had already done the deed, right? And everything was good. We're cleaning up. He asked me if I wanted a sandwich and I was like, sure. Random, but okay. Yeah. So he comes back with our sandwiches. Tell me why this man gave me the butts of the bread. Yeah, he had a normal sandwich. And he gave me the sandwich with the butts of the bread, like after I had sex. And then he gave me the butts of the bread, like, what the hell? Anyway, I just felt like y'all would enjoy that story.
Tana Mongeau
Bye.
Trisha Paytas
Okay.
Tana Mongeau
The bus of the bread.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, like the butts. Like the end. Like, but the bad part, I always.
Tana Mongeau
Say that with food. Like the butts of the chicken. And I never heard anyone else say that. So, like, yeah, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Can I be honest with you? Like, I'm so coded to die alone. And somehow I'm not going to, I think with Makoa. But the why is that the biggest red flag to me ever that he gave her like, the worst one?
Tana Mongeau
That's crazy. Actually. That's like, crazy. Me too. Make like, you know, get food after.
Trisha Paytas
Like, if there's only two, like, if there's one better one, give her the better one. Like a metaphor for life to me. Like, he's always going to be giving you the butts of the bread in every situation.
Tana Mongeau
The butts is wild.
Trisha Paytas
You. I don't want this like, wonder bread reject moment.
Tana Mongeau
I guess even if he thought that was like the best part of the sandwich.
Trisha Paytas
No.
Tana Mongeau
Which one do you want?
Trisha Paytas
No, there's no. If you are out there, actually, and you think that the ends of the loafs of the bread make the best sandwich, you. You need to go get a test. Because that's like, that's like Dahmer level to me.
Tana Mongeau
I throw mine out. I always throw about, actually.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Not growing up. I would like always turn them into a little half sandwich and stuff. Like, I get utilizing all of it, you know, like. But it's like, he should have given you the better sandwich.
Tana Mongeau
That's actually probably the craziest story I've heard on here because I'm like, what.
Trisha Paytas
Do you like flats or drumsticks when you get wings? Or do you only like boneless Flats.
Tana Mongeau
What's a flat?
Trisha Paytas
Like the wing one? Like the flat one.
Tana Mongeau
Like a chicken strip?
Trisha Paytas
No, like, you know when you get wings with the bone in.
Tana Mongeau
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
And there's the drumstick and there's the flash.
Tana Mongeau
Drumstick.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Tana Mongeau
The other one's a wing, right?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
I like a drumstick. You like the way I like the flats.
Trisha Paytas
So we would get along well, because.
Tana Mongeau
I love that, too. Yeah. Moses. I used to have a lot of dark meat. I'd only get a breast. But then when I met Moses, he liked the dark meat, but he liked the drumsticks. So I started eating drumsticks my way. Drumsticks kind of slap. I don't like the wings because they're hard to eat. The other one, you just, you know, rip it off.
Trisha Paytas
Pick it up with my nails, and I get it all under my nails, and it's, like, the whitest thing ever, the way I do it.
Tana Mongeau
Have you ever seen people, like, suck it off? Like, all the meat just.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. That's talent, though. That is. It is talent. But I was gonna say, if someone gives me all the drumsticks when I like the flats, that is, like, breakup territory. Like, Mokoa knows. Like, at least three flats are mine. Like, don't be.
Tana Mongeau
I've never heard anyone call it flats ever.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Tana Mongeau
Wings, I guess.
Trisha Paytas
Wings. Yeah, wings.
Tana Mongeau
Or drumsticks. Like, it's a wing or a jumpstick.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I guess it is, like, literally a wing, right?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because that's like. Is that what that one is?
Tana Mongeau
Like the wing Wing. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Wing. Wing. Hello.
Tana Mongeau
And there's, like, a thigh, but that doesn't usually come with things. Yeah, it's called a flat or a wingette.
Trisha Paytas
Wingette. I love wing. Wing. It's kind of cute.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, so there's a flat. Okay. I didn't know. I wear it every day.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know why. Like, I guess it's maybe just.
Tana Mongeau
Where do you get a flat?
Trisha Paytas
Like, even, like, wing. Stop. If you got, like, bone in.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, they get.
Trisha Paytas
And you can get all flats or all drums. Yeah. But, like, I am so adamant. I don't like the drumsticks.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I love a drumstick from kfc, but.
Trisha Paytas
That sounds so good for us.
Tana Mongeau
That's true.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
No, that's the perfect thing, too. It's like when. Yeah. You like. Like, Moses loves the crust of a pizza. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Some people prefer that. I only like the little tips of the pizza. I don't want to eat all the way to the crust. So we're like, perfect for each other. But yeah, some people don't love a. Like, a crust is crazy to me. If he's like, here's my crust. I'm like, oh, but he, like, loves eating my crust. I was like, all right, whatever.
Trisha Paytas
As I've gotten older, I, like, don't mind it, but I still don't live for it.
Tana Mongeau
No, it's not the tasty part.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, you don't like pickles, right?
Tana Mongeau
No, I don't like pickles.
Trisha Paytas
And they give me them off their sandwich. I love that.
Tana Mongeau
There's a place here called the Counter. Have you ever been there? It's like a burger place.
Trisha Paytas
No, but don't they have insane milkshakes?
Tana Mongeau
They have insane milkshakes, and then they also have free pickles. And they always give you pickles. And I'm like, mel loves pickles. And I hate it because I have to open it for her and there's juice on it and like, my nails will smell like pickle and be so nauseous.
Trisha Paytas
I'm just like, wait, that's my twin. For real?
Tana Mongeau
But I'd give you my free pickles all day long cuz they give it to everyone. So she loves, like, a pickle.
Trisha Paytas
I love a pickle so much. But it is one of those things that some people just don't like.
Tana Mongeau
It's like the sausage.
Trisha Paytas
I'm coming out with pickles and I, like, want to force you to try them because what is that? I'm coming out with pickles with my favorite company. Kin and Kaylin love that. And I'm so excited because they've been my favorite company for, like, years. So I'm like, really?
Tana Mongeau
Like, I see post, I see, like, in there behind the counter.
Trisha Paytas
It's so fun. It's like, oh, my God. I. I like, have the time of my life there. I feel like I'm literal. Make a wish. Like, it's so fun. But my flavor, we've been curating the flavor, and this flavor turns a lot of pickle haters. Like, because I brought all my friends and a few of them are pickle haters. Like Mario, he hates pickles. But then he tried them and he was like, he loved these ones.
Tana Mongeau
It's not hot Cheeto, is it?
Trisha Paytas
No, I wish. We do have a hot Cheeto one.
Tana Mongeau
Coming, but not hot Cheeto.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And you don't like sauce. Like it. You probably wouldn't like them, honestly.
Tana Mongeau
Try it.
Trisha Paytas
You try it for me. But I could see you being like, what the.
Tana Mongeau
But it's definitely Ever review, though?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I won't make you review them.
Tana Mongeau
When does that come?
Trisha Paytas
Is it local? It is local. I'm. They serve the pickles. I'm doing a pickle flight, too, and they serve them at the Grove. And that's exciting. But also the. I'm doing jars. So they are. They'll be available online.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Trisha Paytas
And if you love pickles, they are the best pickles on planet Earth. They're so much better. Like, I've tried every pickle ever, and I know for a fact they are the best ones. How did I find them, Amari? I feel like, probably just stumbling through, like, the farmers, like, area at the Grove.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, you saw them at the Grove?
Trisha Paytas
No, but I feel like I saw them online first.
Tana Mongeau
Maybe someone else posted them.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, like, maybe someone else.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I actually don't know. And I hate that I don't know. But I just. Once I found them, I never looked back. Like, they are. And a lot of other people say this, too, which makes me happy. Like, other food creators and stuff are like, they're the best pickles. What is the pickle brand? Kaylin and Kaylin. And they're just. Oh, my. If you love a pickle, they're the best. Best ever.
Tana Mongeau
And how can you get them a.
Trisha Paytas
Lot, like, all the time? Every time I go to the Grove, I, like, stop by because they make the little. Again, you would hate this. But they make pickle boats where they scoop out the majority of the pickle and then they fill it with. Oh, my God. It's like cream cheese and everything. Bagel seasoning, hot Cheeto and nacho cheese. There's one that. Oh, my God. Nutella Pretzel. You would actually lose your marbles. It is not. It is not for the week.
Tana Mongeau
Do they deliver them to your house ever because you're, like, a vip?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, they're very sweet. I like. The owner's my really good friend. He's like this just, like, older guy from New York. And I love, like. It's one of my favorite archetypes of people, like a New York dad.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I love it, too. They're kind of, like, comforting. Why is he out here? It's surprising because usually New York people love to stay in New York.
Trisha Paytas
I know. No, he's out here and he's just. I love him.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, and it. Was it called Pickles or something?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
I mean, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Just. Yeah. I have, like, silly little names and stuff if I ever started a pickle company. But I was just.
Tana Mongeau
I love that. I Love it for you. For real.
Trisha Paytas
I wanted to start, like, an in store, like, actual, like, pickle company. But this is kind of my first. I'm just trying it out, like, diving into the space like this because it's like, I don't want it to go tanacon and pickles, you know? Like, I don't want to run this all myself. I want a good partner.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Like a. Has someone that knows about it.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. And they know everything. And it's so cool.
Tana Mongeau
It's like, you should market.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
You should put them in, like, stores that'd be crazy if you were, like, in Costco or something.
Trisha Paytas
Like, how fun. And it's like, oh, that's like. That would be like my prime drink, you know? Or my unwell drink. Like, it'd be a pickle for sure.
Tana Mongeau
Wild, like prime. I get kind of get. Which, I mean, I don't really get, but. Because it's not good. But. But I get it for them like that. Their audience, whatever. What is unwell? Is it just water?
Trisha Paytas
It's. I honest. No, it's like the same thing. I'm sure that they have things that make them different, but honestly, just kind of parasocial me to say, knowing Alex Cooper, it's not like I know her very well, but I'm just assuming, like, she saw how well prime was doing. She has a female audience. Like, same thing, same vibe. You know what I mean?
Tana Mongeau
It's confusing. What it is. I'm always just like, what is it?
Trisha Paytas
Actually, mind Prime. I like. I don't know. I don't love drinks like that in general. I'm like a water, nice tea girly, but as a chaser. When I was drinking, that was my prime.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, you like.
Trisha Paytas
You like it. You love drinks like that, though. Like, you love a fruity flavored popsicle flavor.
Tana Mongeau
You're the audience for it, I suppose.
Trisha Paytas
No, like, when we get a new prime shipment, Amari's, like, gagged.
Tana Mongeau
They come to your house. Yeah. That's so funny.
Trisha Paytas
No, my fridge is actually right now, like, prime and pickles and Mr. Beast Lunchable Company. And I'm like, oh, my God, Tana.
Tana Mongeau
Like the Mr.
Trisha Paytas
Beast.
Tana Mongeau
Chocolate's good. The Feastables were horrible. But we did love the chocolate. The Feastables were diabolical.
Trisha Paytas
What? Like the. You mean the lunch lease?
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Or what is Feastables?
Trisha Paytas
Is the chocolate.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, feastables. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, all day, but yeah, I haven't tried it yet. They're so good.
Tana Mongeau
Ours is literally we have bloom and liquid death. That's where we have upstairs. Just like overflowing the house.
Trisha Paytas
It's like say you're an influencer without saying you're an influencer. You know, like, oh my God, this is good water.
Tana Mongeau
It's low key good.
Trisha Paytas
Like cheese in the fridge. Or like you don't like sauce. I'm Ashley does all the groceries. So she's like. But then like my portion is truly like prime and pickles.
Tana Mongeau
Do you put your names on things in the fridge?
Trisha Paytas
No, we all just kind of share and honestly, bless their heart. I'll just like give her money and be like, wait, I ate all your food.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, that's cute though. I love that she's really family.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, we just share sweet tennis pickles.
Tana Mongeau
Coming to you soon.
Trisha Paytas
I'm really excited.
Tana Mongeau
That's cute.
Trisha Paytas
I love it. Like you don't like them, but I get it. Cuz a lot of people don't.
Tana Mongeau
I want to be on there. So it's the worst thing when you can't connect to someone. Like Moses loves tin fish. And it's like I can't get into it.
Trisha Paytas
It smells and like tuna lovers. I hate tuna.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, he loves a tuna. He loves a cold fish. Lentils, like whatever, you know, like the heart of palm. Like he just eat the feels. No way. Did you talk about that? Liking hotter palm. Yeah. Okay. Someone talking about it.
Trisha Paytas
Which is what? It's kind of like a pickle.
Tana Mongeau
You love a tin fish. Oh my God. You guys are the same person.
Trisha Paytas
You should do a fish review with Moses.
Tana Mongeau
He would love. Because I feel so bad. I can't do it. I can't even smell it.
Trisha Paytas
I'm like, and how cute it'd be like father son.
Tana Mongeau
That'd be actually. That actually be so cute. So upset when I'm like eating something. Like the other day in a salad.
Trisha Paytas
And she was like, ooh, and what kind of salad? Cuz she's in her. And it's always tuna. I was like, oh, you're going to.
Tana Mongeau
Hate to hear this.
Trisha Paytas
Tuna.
Tana Mongeau
You don't have a tuna.
Trisha Paytas
It's like weirdly like I get upset when Amari's eating something I don't like because we connect over food so much that I'm like, why the are you eating that? Like love me.
Tana Mongeau
I know when we first started, me and Moses, he would order stuff I like too. And now he's like in. He always gets like salmon. I'm like, can we not get salmon?
Trisha Paytas
I want to eat salmon so much. Why does it Smell like dirty.
Tana Mongeau
Al's awful. And he loves it, but he hates to smell peanut butter. I eat peanut butter all the time, so we're just. I love peanut butter. The feast. Peanut butter is really, really good.
Trisha Paytas
Wow.
Tana Mongeau
Really good.
Trisha Paytas
Actually, every time we get feastables, Mokoa eats them all. Like, I don't get one.
Tana Mongeau
They're good. I know. The chocolate.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Love it. Anyways. Wait, where did it come from? Where did that come. What was the question?
Trisha Paytas
He gave her the butts of the bread. Well, you set us up to yap. Okay. We love you. Know what I mean?
Tana Mongeau
How do you not start a debate over that? Honestly? Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Like, oh, my God.
Tana Mongeau
But dump him immediately. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, wow.
Tana Mongeau
On the first try, that was pretty good.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God, I forgot about our buttons. Wait.
Tana Mongeau
So aggressive. Those buttons are.
C
Hey, I don't really need advice. I just figured I'd tell you a funny story. So I dated this guy for five years. He was horrible. Very mentally abusive. Sexually abusive. Just. Just absolutely absurd. Horrible man. And after we broke up for the last time, because we broke up, like, six times, I decided to go online and sign him up for the military. Sign him up to the army, put his car up for sale. This way he would get, like a million different spam phone calls. And I recently started talking to him again, not in a romantic way. Don't kill me. I'm sorry. But he told me that he had to change his number because he wouldn't stop getting spam calls. And I have never, ever felt more powerful in my life. Okay. That's all I have to say. Love you guys. Goodbye.
Tana Mongeau
I love her. Until she said, start talking to an abusive. At all levels. They're like five levels of abuse, girl.
Trisha Paytas
Like, I think the thing is, is, God, when you trauma bond with someone, it's like, so easy to slightly fall back into it. And it's like, obviously, if you broke up six times, like, it's. It's clear that it's hard to break that cycle. And I've been there. So hard. But it's like, oh, it's. It's just so scary because talking to them again, even in a platonic way, is a. It can be. Especially if you're single and, like, you know what I mean? A hop, skip and a jump away from, like, the craziness.
Tana Mongeau
Also just like, saying, I'm okay with you, even though you abused me. And it's like, I feel like abusers also should be, like. Like, literally, like, left out to dry. You Know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
It's so hard. I think about this often when I think about like just. I don't know, like I feel like I in my life have had a lot of empathy for people who are abusive to me and it obviously comes from my childhood and just how I am and like whatever. But yeah, it's hard to like draw that line. I love that. It was supposed to be like a light hearted call about her pettiness and honestly you did eat.
Tana Mongeau
You did. Absolutely. Abusers deserve it all for.
Trisha Paytas
You should list his number on Craigslist. List and say you have like a CB2 couch for sale for like 100 bucks.
Tana Mongeau
What's a CB2 couch?
Trisha Paytas
Like an expensive couch. Like, but list it for cheap.
Tana Mongeau
I love when you're showing.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, all of it.
Tana Mongeau
Like that's okay. I think maybe for the address.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, you're right. Make him change his number again. I don't. Just make sure you really protect yourself if you're talking to this person again. Even in a platonic way.
Tana Mongeau
I just think. Just don't. Yeah, just stop. Just stop. That's like you're just saying you're okay, you're co signing, you're like, you know what, whatever, we can still talk even though you were a piece of. And it's like there's just no excuse.
Trisha Paytas
And it makes me so. Yeah. And I, I will say that in my life, whenever I had periods of time where I was still holding on to what didn't serve me, even in a platonic way, I can look back and see that I was blocking so many like good things from coming and that the second that I would let that go, so many new things would flourish and like just because my mental space was more open for that and you can think that you're open for all the good things, but think about it like an actual like roadblock. Like it just, it can block such good energy, you know, and you have something so good coming. You know I think about all the.
Tana Mongeau
Time with like even like friendships and stuff like that. When I look back I was like, you know, they would talk negative about other people. I was like, they probably negative about me and I was like blocking me. Hence the evil eye. They probably had like some sort of evil eye that was like wishing me in a way to be like self sabotage or like rooting me on in those types of times. And it's like. Yeah. Or even. Yeah. Closing down my of for me was just like. I felt like it was blocking. I don't know, I just didn't like it. And then the minute I, was, like, able to close it down, it's not fully closed down yet, but no one can subscribe to it. And like, the minute I, like, made that decision to, like, delete it, I feel like it just opened up this whole. Because I was scared. I was like, that's like a big source of income. That was so easy. It's old content I made.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
And to, like, just give up that money. But it's kind of like, okay, let me just trust. And like, it really has. And it's not even fully closed yet, but, like, it's. It's. It's like, really so much more stuff. Like, more opportunity came in all of a sudden and it was, like, blocking me.
Trisha Paytas
And it wasn't serving you. You know what I mean?
Tana Mongeau
Like, it's just not anymore. It did and it was. It wasn't. Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And that's the thing. We do just hold on to things that we once felt like served us because it's a comfortable. You know what I mean? Like, especially people.
Tana Mongeau
And I always think, like, I miss friendships and I miss certain things, and I'm just like, oh, man, like, I should reach out. But I'm like, there is a reason. I feel like that they're like, out of my life and it's been out for a while and I just am like, like. And maybe better for them, better for me. And it's just like, it's just better and it's just like, it sucks. Like, especially like someone if they were, like, romantic. And it does suck. Yeah. And I know I'm. I'm not too familiar with, like, abusive relationships. I'm not sure, but I've always heard, like, people, like, tend to go back to that for some reason and go.
Trisha Paytas
Back and go back and mentally go back and make excuses. And I think it's also like, you can say, I'm not with this person and whatever, but where still talking on a regular basis. You are then subconsciously, even if you're thinking the complete opposite, like, I wish I could go back in time and tell myself this so much. Like, you're subconsciously accepting that as, like, what you deserve. And as soon as you allow yourself to have a higher ceiling of your standards and what you accept, you truly will, like, attract that, you know, it's so true.
Tana Mongeau
And keep that standard so high. And I think every other thing in your life will fall into place with that high standard.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And it's just. I listen it. I think it took me, like, years and years and I still find myself, like, creating so much false empathy for people who were just awful to me and, like, letting them in my life in certain capacities. And it's still something that I have to, like, really actively work on. So I, like, understand that more than anything. But just don't convince yourself. It's camp and it's quirky and it's okay. And it's that you guys are just like, oh, we're just talking and we're cool. Because it's like you might be blocking yourself, else.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Best thing to ever happen to you. And that's.
Tana Mongeau
That's even when people have blocked me, if I'm the negative energy in someone's life and they've been like, cut me off. Like, I was honestly, like, honestly good for me, too. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like that was good for me. That was good for them. So maybe you're, like, doing him a favor. Okay. Like, for me, when people cut me off and I was the toxic one or whatever, I was just like, oh, let me reflect. It may take a while, maybe a few people blocking him or whatever, but some, somewhere, I think they're gonna reflect or they won't. And then.
Trisha Paytas
I don't agree, though. Sometimes that is like, people's, you know, good origin story is a no longer accepting their.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
You know, you look so gorge by the way.
Tana Mongeau
We look like each other with our glasses and everything.
Trisha Paytas
You were just talking, though, and I was like, wow. Like, without makeup, it's like, oh, my. Her face card. It's crazy. You see one thing, like, on camera, she looks so gorgeous, but in person.
Tana Mongeau
I'm just like, makeup artist slept in today. He said he was like. He was like. He's so funny because he's like. It was what, daylight savings?
Trisha Paytas
Yes.
Tana Mongeau
So I, like, got it. And I was just like. But the problem is I had this, like, wig laid, and then I was just like, my. My face is going to look crazy. No, I like how to apply makeup. I feel like a little concealer blush. Let's just throw some glasses on. I don't know. I don't know.
Trisha Paytas
It's giving, like, clean girl realness. Like, it's the. Aritzia are trembling.
Tana Mongeau
Ritzia. You said that earlier.
Trisha Paytas
I just want of those clean girl stores where a dress is like 300 and it's just a plain dress. But the clean girls love it. They go in there with their slick buns and they, you know.
Tana Mongeau
You love Aritzia.
Trisha Paytas
Not really. Honestly. It's all right. It's It's. It's all right. They make. It's cute.
Tana Mongeau
But what do you wear? What's your. What's your. I said skimmed is outfitter choice all the time.
Trisha Paytas
Honestly, I love skim skims. Really? Up there. Yes.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, I didn't know that.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I really do. I, like, revolve sometimes.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Fun stuff. I don't know. I love a Hanes tank top. I'm not even gonna lie to you. In Levi's jeans. That's kind of my uniform. Like, baseball cap, Hanes tank top, Levi's jeans. It'll never do me wrong, you know.
Tana Mongeau
I don't know if I've, like, seen you in jeans, have. I guess you dress up when you come over, but.
Trisha Paytas
And, like, I just. Jeans are the worst. As much as it is a uniform I like. It's just not. Not comfy, you know? Really?
Tana Mongeau
I feel like you always wear, like, the loose ones that I just hang off.
Trisha Paytas
I do love, but it's. I don't know. For the. For Loveline, I want to be in my, like, my sitting clothes. Today I almost wore a mini skirt again. I told Anneli to yell at me.
Tana Mongeau
Anytime we're both in our midi skirts.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. I got a little midi moment.
Tana Mongeau
It looks so good. I know. I can't wait for my Dolce shoes to come.
Trisha Paytas
I know.
Tana Mongeau
Everybody Dolce, Erica, the Kardashians, they even.
Trisha Paytas
This is giving Dolce to me.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I do maybe would credit the cheetah comeback because that.
Trisha Paytas
Because you know what?
Tana Mongeau
Moe's actually hated cheetah. When I met him, he did cheetah print.
Trisha Paytas
Really?
Tana Mongeau
The Dolce came. I'm like, we're going to Cheetah. I'm sorry. I love a cheetah.
Trisha Paytas
They don't always get the vision, you know, we have to show them.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. Because it could come across trashy. And, like, sometimes the stuff I do could just seem trashy because I'm wearing it.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. I'll be in leopard print cussing someone out. And it's like. It's giving.
Tana Mongeau
It's giving what? It's giving.
Trisha Paytas
It's giving me Vegas girl. It's giving. You can take the girl out of Vegas, but what?
Tana Mongeau
Like a leopard tape and extension? Have you seen those?
Trisha Paytas
Like, Y2K baddy. And then when we have to invite over Jake Weber and Johnny Go Word. If we do that.
Tana Mongeau
Oh, my God, they should be on. We can have them on the leopard couch. They fit the vibe.
Trisha Paytas
They would honestly be fun.
Tana Mongeau
I don't know if they're friends. Not Friends, but I don't think they, like, live together. I don't think they're as close as they once were. I don't think Johnny moved out.
Trisha Paytas
I always hear teeth through the grapevine about that, like, whole group. And I don't. I don't know, I just see them at parties and they're sweet to me.
Tana Mongeau
Do you see that? I never see. Well, I don't go out, but I never see them together anymore. And I. I'm. I'm a fan.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah, I'm a fan.
Tana Mongeau
But it is when, like, you get a girlfriend like, Johnny's with Grace. So I guess that's just like a normal thing to be, like, more inside.
Trisha Paytas
And, like, Jake is more. Yeah, he's more with the girlfriend now. Right. Like, that's true.
Tana Mongeau
They went public too, so.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. Which is good. I'm like, I love his entire dynamic, but I do love to see him, like, showing off his girlfriend.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I thought, why we talked about this so much, you kind of feel bad. You're like, damn. Oh, my God. Like, a girl can be only so strong.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
But damn. See that? We were talking about that too. Like, having girl. We talked about that last time. Having, like, platonic girlfriends. If you're in a relationship with a guy.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
And like, they could say, like, there's nothing going on. And maybe it's 100 true. But damn. If I see, like, every them on a trip at Tart in a private island.
Trisha Paytas
And it's crazy because, like, anything can be made okay with transparency, I guess. Like, so long as before he enters, anything he says, look, I am this close with my ex, then it's on that girl to decide. But I've also been that girl who, like, pretends to accept the things. That's what I'm saying, you know? And I don't know her, so I don't know. I mean, maybe she literally is, like, besties with Tara and doesn't get a. You know, like, we don't know.
Tana Mongeau
I mean, I love Moses's best friend, but if he's going on a private island with her, I might feel some type of way.
Trisha Paytas
I feel like definitely I would be. Oh, my God, the island would be underwater.
Tana Mongeau
I would actually believe they wouldn't do anything too. But it's still like, the idea of them, like, posting on social media together.
Trisha Paytas
Like, no, it's not all heroes wear capes. It takes a different strength.
Tana Mongeau
But, well, she's definitely.
Trisha Paytas
I've been all people in that situation, so. Yeah, I'm not casting any judgment. Whatever Works for them. Works for them and I love them all.
Tana Mongeau
That's. Yeah, it's crazy.
Trisha Paytas
I don't know the girlfriend, but she seems really cute.
Tana Mongeau
I do. I met her a few times actually. Every time I clad with him I've always met her and she always seems very sweet.
Trisha Paytas
They've been together for a while.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I think from my very first.
Trisha Paytas
She's gorgeous. She's like a Tumblr girl.
Tana Mongeau
Super gorge. She didn't introduce me as, as her girlfriend, but I kind of knew. Yeah, she was just like a pretty girl hanging out at Jake and Johnny's house. Like, okay, I know nothing. So I say whatever. I just look at Tik Toks, I'm like, yeah, what is happening?
Trisha Paytas
And I am just like I'm so invested in everyone's lives. Like it's, I'm so nosy.
Tana Mongeau
And that middle aged woman that's like so invested in like 20 year old lives, I'm like, oh my God, what is Johnny and Jake doing?
Trisha Paytas
I am like so up to date on the Bob House drama. Like it's like I didn't get into that.
Tana Mongeau
I'm not even. I'm so, I'm always a little behind, you know, I told you.
Trisha Paytas
I'm like going to the Bob House in Miami and I actually feel like Shane Dawson like I don't know how to explain it. Like when Shane Dawson would like get out his camera and be like, I'm going to the team 10 house. Yeah. And it's like. But that's how I feel. Like I'm older than this and I'm like, I truly feel like Shane Dawson.
Tana Mongeau
Call Andrew up. Call Andrew Sewigi up and be like, let me film this.
Trisha Paytas
How would that, that would.
Tana Mongeau
But that is crazy. And I mean I cannot like it's not like he's a big age difference but him being like 30, going to the team 10 house to investigate. I mean it's the same.
Trisha Paytas
It's literally like that's how I feel. Did you see Garrett Watts at the Oscars?
Tana Mongeau
Yes.
Trisha Paytas
He's friends with Rachel Zegler. I was going to say Renee Zellweger. So we should take a call. I was.
Tana Mongeau
And he's like in the aisle. I was like, wow. They like see him right there.
Trisha Paytas
I guess he is very like facially react. He's a good like, you know, I.
Tana Mongeau
Think maybe I met him once. I can't remember.
Trisha Paytas
I didn't meet him a lot either. I mean slay like he's at the Oscar slaying. Like I'm not hating. I was just like, no way.
Tana Mongeau
That is crazy. I know.
Trisha Paytas
And it's just him. So funny. The longer you're in LA to all the random ties you have to. Just random things, you know, like, us.
Tana Mongeau
Being, like, seeing Garrett west the Oscars is kind of wild.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
Like, wait, what?
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. All right, we'll take a call.
Tana Mongeau
I love Renee Zellweger, though.
C
Hi, Trish. Hi, Tana. I love you guys so much. Today I'm actually calling with my boyfriend. I love you guys. Big fan of the show and we were wondering if we could get some advice about. My bestie that I've been friends with forever has recently got into a relationship with a man twice his age. He's around 21, and the man is, like, 55, and he just seems to be unhappy with his boyfriend and not satisfied. And he complains to me about him, but won't really listen to my advice and keep dating him. And I just. I don't want to be blunt to him, but I also want. Don't think it's healthy for him to be doing this. Thanks. Bye.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God, I love her. And the boyfriend, who's definitely being held at gunpoint to listen to the show, he's like, I love you guys.
Tana Mongeau
I do love at a meet and greet when, like, the boyfriend actually does know the Lord too. Like, no, we watch the podcast together. And I'm like. And he's like, no. Yeah, I love it. Or when they want a separate one with you, I'm like, love that. It's usually the girl comes first. She's like, okay, I got one, my boy. Yes, of course. And then. And the boyfriend, like, oh, solo.
Trisha Paytas
Do you ever get the, like, miserable boyfriends, though? Like, they're miserable.
Tana Mongeau
I get, like, a couple, and usually they're, like, in the front because they do the meet and greet. So they're always in the front row and they're just, like, sitting. Everyone else is standing there, just, like, sitting.
Trisha Paytas
I always, like, like, every show I make all the girls who drag their boyfriends raise their hand. And it is the funniest because it's always a girl, like, and then the guy's next to her like this, like, so pissed.
Tana Mongeau
And it's like, so I don't want you to come if you're going to be like that. Like, I want you to be into Donny Osmond singing. Move on.
Trisha Paytas
Just do it for your girl, you know, just, like, be excited that she's excited.
Tana Mongeau
I think that's, like, what that's like being in Love if you're. And there are like, a lot of boyfriends do get excited and either they're a fan, they'll wear the merch, they're whatever. And I think, think that's cool. But the ones that are just like, stick in the muds.
Trisha Paytas
I'm like, yeah, but at the same time, like, no, I understand sometimes in my show when I'm like, really? Just, like, talking about this. That's for the girls and the gays. I'm like, no, it was funny. There was a show. I forget what it was, but Makoa went to the bathroom accidentally. Like out in the. You know what I mean? Like in the middle, like, not the green room bathroom. And he said that all of the get or straight guys were in the bathroom watching like a. Like a football game or something that was happening during the show on their phone or like a box. It was a boxing match because it was at night. And they were all, like, crowded in the bathroom around, like a phone watching, like, all the boyfriends. I was like, that's kind of sweet that they. At least all the boyfriends, like, found solace, I guess maybe. I'm like, hopefully the girls, like, all made friends too. I was like, whatever.
Tana Mongeau
Was in the bathroom watching a game with the boys, It'd be like, no.
Trisha Paytas
He came back, he reported. I was like, okay, yeah, no, no, not your.
Tana Mongeau
But those guys. I'm just like, what the. Be here with me. Like, I don't want to sit alone.
Trisha Paytas
You know what I mean? So true.
Tana Mongeau
You said they can make friends. I don't know. I guess they're. I guess it's sweet. I mean, I'm also.
Trisha Paytas
It's sweet in, like, boy world, but as the girlfriend, I'd be like, hello. Like, bring me popcorn. I want to.
Tana Mongeau
I love popcorn. At the show. When people are eating at my show, like, that's what I want to do. I want to eat popcorn and watch a show.
Trisha Paytas
That sounds so do you love popcorn?
Tana Mongeau
I do love popcorn.
Trisha Paytas
I like it dipped in nacho cheese. Me too.
Tana Mongeau
We really. I wish they would post me movie theater food.
Trisha Paytas
They let you now, I think, right? I saw a tik tok about that already. Yeah, like. Like someone ordered amc but then all the comments were cooking them. Like, I know this was $75.
Tana Mongeau
How do we do it?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Tana Mongeau
I want to know. Let me see.
Trisha Paytas
Wouldn't that be kind of iconic?
Tana Mongeau
A little.
Trisha Paytas
Her gay bestie is dating someone almost three times his age. Dude, I feel like, as hard as it is, like, sometimes, unfortunately, you have to be the friend that waits it out because you love them. Like, it's. I can think about so many times in my life where like, I couldn't be told no by my friends. Like, oh, this guy is older and he's a piece of and you shouldn't be doing this. And it's like, but he's different.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And like even just now in life, like occasionally you'll have that friend who's in that relationship. And as much as you want to shake them out of it, it's like sometimes you just gotta wait it out.
Tana Mongeau
Especially the age, the aging. No matter what, if you're in an age gap relationship, you're always gonna be like, not us, we're in love. And like maybe one in a thousand, maybe are in a weird, like a healthy word, like an okay relationship. But you'll never be able to convince someone while they're in the relationship.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And like, obviously there's a chance that your 21 year old friend stays with him forever and is changing his diapers, but you hope and you pray that he wakes up and he leaves the person. And unfortunately, sometimes in those situations you have to just be patient. And it sucks. It's so the other person. Like, I validate your emotions so hard. It's like you want your friend back. You hate this. You've given him the same advice 37 times, you know, and you're like, oh my God, dump him. It's so clear to you, but it's not as clear to the other person, unfortunately.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
And I would just say surround yourself almost with maybe other friends a little bit. Yeah.
Tana Mongeau
You got to like, let it go, unfortunately. It's so sad. It's like, even when someone's like in an abusive relationship, it's. It's like, God, you can really only do so much. Like, you know what I mean? Which is really, really sad.
Trisha Paytas
And I look at all the people who like, stuck by me during my most toxic relationships and I. Even Brooke and I, the other day, she was telling me the story about how she was with me in another city and me and my boyfriend started fighting. Break all the things. And she was like recording it to try to like show me the next day. And even like, I remember the next day being like, oh, Brooke, like, that's just us, us, like, stop. And now I look back and it's like, thank you so much for actually dealing. You know, that's true.
Tana Mongeau
There are little ways you can try the best you can. And if they're just like, it was.
Trisha Paytas
So Lost in it, unfortunately.
Tana Mongeau
And it might just frustrate them so much too. Like, after a while, you're just, like, doing the same thing. Like, if someone complains over and over and they keep going back, I'm just like, at this point, I just help people stop complaining to me because I'm like, yeah, just if you're gonna go back. But.
Trisha Paytas
But, like, I also validate walking away from people like that. Like, anyone who did be like, tana, I don't want to be around you during this time when I got better, you know, those people came back around, and I completely, like, validated them for being like, I couldn't sit by and watch that. And if that friend of yours is a true friend, they will also eventually understand. And.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, and that's why, like, we talk about what we always talk about, like, age gaps or stuff like that. I feel like the more someone hears it, even if they're in a age group relationship, if there's even, like, a little bit of a red flag, they'll kind of remember, oh, Trish did say this. Maybe they're right, you know, whatever. So that's why I always talk about it so much, how, like, I. I think they're a little, like, toxic to be an age gap. You won't know when you're in it because you, like, wanted that so bad. But if there's, like, a little flag and you kind of hear someone talking about it, you might be like, okay, that kind of sounds like my relationship maybe. You know what I mean? Because I just wish it was so glorified to be with, like, an older man. And, like, I wish someone would have been, like, early on, I didn't really hear stories. It just wasn't, like, so in our era, too. Oh, my God, if I would have known what those girls went through. Like, I was aspiring so bad to be, like, a Holly Madison, which I love. She slays all day.
Trisha Paytas
And, like, but now knowing she went through hell, you know, oh, my God.
Tana Mongeau
Like, dealing with all that, like, I. I would again, be. Also, I'm mentally unwell, so I would probably, like, literally, like, off to myself, because that's crazy. With the other girls in the competition and saying, you look ugly or you shouldn't cut your hair short or the red lipstick. Like, that's crazy. That's so wild. And then, like. And then you're competing with other girls. Like, it's so mentally awful. And.
Trisha Paytas
And it's just, like, gross because it's like, those men oftentimes, too, to be at that age and still just like want to. To and have situationships and like date younger and stuff. They're so like decades. Like you weren't even born when they were forming these sex addictions and cheating problems. And I have so many like, girlfriends who like only date the old rich guys. And then they're like, he's such a. To me. But then they get like, so emotionally abused. It's like wild.
Tana Mongeau
And you're like sucked into it. Then you're in that lifestyle. It's just like, yeah. I mean, again, if you like it, that's.
Trisha Paytas
I've also lost friends. Like, I. I was just thinking about this friend I had in and like a really close friend in like 2017, 2018, she started dating this guy and like, it got super abusive super fast. And like, he ended up like pulling a gun on like me and Trevi kind of like, it was like a crazy situation. And we all had this intervention with her. We all sat in my living room and we were like, diva, we can't do this anymore. He's such a liability. We're scared for you. We don't want you to do this. And she straight up looked at all of us and said, said sayonara, I'm out. Now she has two kids with him. Like, some people just say, is she like. She straight up said, I'm out and I lost a friend, like, and it's like super sad. It was like such a situation, but. And I feel for her. She'll like, hit us up now and again and be like, he's so awful. And she's still in that.
Tana Mongeau
And are you like, responsive or.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Like, we'll always be like, we love you and you know what I mean? But it very much distanced because we couldn't.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah. I don't know the right answer. This I'm definitely not an expert on. Like, I don't know the right answer or do you like, some people think like just to cut them off completely so they're feeling it. The other is like, I guess you should be there for a friend just to be like, I'm always here for you in case.
Trisha Paytas
I think, yes, like 100%. Like, I have so much love for this person if they ever really like, needed something. I don't know though, it was like a really situation. So there's a point if everyone's safety is at risk and certain things. Like, I understand people having to walk away. And so that's why we like intervention, you know, like, we really were like, we've done this for a Year we've tried. Like, this is scary, you know, and it's super. It's. It just, like, never feels good, you know?
Tana Mongeau
I know. This is why, like, sometimes I'm thankful I, like, don't care about a lot of people because I keep everything. Because it's, like, to care about someone like that, like, I couldn't imagine for, like, my sister, right? There's, like, five people I truly care about my life, and I just couldn't even imagine someone being in an abusive relationship and then just, like, not listening because it's really just like you're watching them slowly, like, die, and it's like, I don't know, like, I. And I would feel so. I don't even know this person, and I'm like, God, to be so close to someone and just, like, not, like, help them. Like, it just sounds so scary because it's.
Trisha Paytas
Unfortunately. And again, as someone who has, like, been that person so many times, it's crazy that a toxic relationship is equally as chemically addictive in your brain sometimes as actual drugs. Like, and it's the same thing as, like, someone being so addicted to drugs and being like, they have to make the decision for themselves. As someone who's gotten sober off of substances and off of toxic relationships, it really was the same thing. You. You eventually hit that rock bottom and you either want to walk or some people, unfortunately stay in it for their whole lives. And it's. It's the same thing as substance abuse and addiction. And, you know, it can be similar. I shouldn't say the same thing, but sounds. Yes, they have to make that. You can't make that decision for someone as much. As much as you want to. So many people have loved so much of my life, you know, it's like, I. It's so cut and dry to me. Get off the drugs, get off to this. Get off. Started with my own parents, you know? Know, it's like. But you can't.
Tana Mongeau
Blinded by the love, for sure.
Trisha Paytas
You can't help people who don't want to help themselves. And it's so.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah, well, that's why I think, like, I do love social media for that reason. When people talk about their experiences or their abusive relationship and how they should have left or whatever, or, like, for me, it's like age gaps, right? You know what I mean? It's like, obviously not as serious, but it's like something will click to someone. You know what I mean? Something will click. Even if it's like, one person, like, hearing that, people be like, oh, yeah, that's kind of abnormal or that's not right or something. I wish I just knew more of that when I was younger to be like, oh, this might be kind of weird or maybe no one knew about love bombing back then or anything. You know what I mean?
Trisha Paytas
I found out what love bombing was like from it's severe Googling.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Like what the is going on? Like it wasn't just like a term that people like shared like, you know.
Tana Mongeau
And to me I'm like, oh my God, it's like you're wearing love. You know what I mean? And it is good. Even like the Brianna chicken fries of it, you know, sharing that like story of. Because that happens to so many girls where they're just like so obsessed with you and then it becomes like abusive and then you're just like. But you were. You're. They are so obsessed with you, so they love you. So you're also. It's like, it's such. So it's like cool that people like share those stories because then people just kind of.
Trisha Paytas
I like really do think Tick Tock. Like it's. I saw this girl the other day and she posted this video that maybe had a hundred thousand views and she was like, I just broke up with my man for the last time, so I'm finally gonna share all the things he did to me. And they were just crazy things like, you know what I mean? Just cheating on her left and right. All up things. And the video ended up going viral and now she's got thousands of comments of saying like, stay strong, don't go back. And like that like can be a make or break of a scenario. Like it's so awesome. How many people have been given voices on Tick Tock to non to know that they're not crazy and to not go back and whatever. I also saw this crazy Tick Tock analogy about an abusive relationship that it's like sitting at a slot machine and you know that like did something for me where it's like you put the money in in hopes of getting the high now and again, but then you're just sitting there like a lot of the times, like chasing that again and like losing the money and like whatever.
Tana Mongeau
It like resonated with you. You're like, yeah, that is the cool thing about Tick Tock is there's just so much out there for everyone.
Trisha Paytas
Yes, you just.
Tana Mongeau
And Tick Tock weirdly knows the algorithm. Like even before we told anyone I was pregnant was giving me like the third baby. May seem stressful, but it's actually a blessing. They're gonna be the chillest thing. Like it just knew. Like, it just knows where we're at. I'm like, wow, how do they know that's where we're headed? Yeah, it knows everything, which is cool. So, like, I feel like they do show you what you need to see on your.
Trisha Paytas
Like, I'm pretty sure I saw a video last night about how like, Buldak Ramen is, like, killing people after I ate it, but whatever.
Tana Mongeau
Sponsored by Bulldog.
Trisha Paytas
It sounds so good.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Well, I mean, long story short, we love you. It's the worst thing being the person on the outside of that. You have your options to be patient. Just know what it is. Know that you just feel empathy for your friend. Know and hope that they will wake up. But you're valid in whatever actions you take.
Tana Mongeau
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas
Because it's hard. It's very hard being the person on the outside.
Tana Mongeau
So it was on Postmates, but she.
Trisha Paytas
Had to pick it up. The AMC look it up.
Tana Mongeau
Huh?
Trisha Paytas
You're actually my soulmate.
Tana Mongeau
What? On Door Dash. I'm not even saying this cuz they sponsor me. They really do have the best.
Trisha Paytas
Like, we love Door Dash.
Tana Mongeau
Which one? The one near here. So gagged right now. Look at all this. You get a large popcorn sampler. Are there nachos on here?
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God, Trisha.
Tana Mongeau
Wait, are we getting amc?
Trisha Paytas
I think we should.
Tana Mongeau
I'm.
Trisha Paytas
Oh, my God.
Tana Mongeau
Wait, I'm gay. I don't see the. I don't. I don't see nachos.
Trisha Paytas
You're my soulmate. You're literally my soulmate. Where's our nacho cheese?
Tana Mongeau
I don't see it. I didn't see it.
Trisha Paytas
The sides. No.
Tana Mongeau
Okay, you could be right. I'm. No, I mean, I'm. I'm down for the popcorn, though. I'm down for a tater. I'm down for all this. But like, where's the nacho and cheese?
Trisha Paytas
We can't. I mean, I guess we could get.
Tana Mongeau
The pretzel bites, extra cheese sauce. That's true.
Trisha Paytas
Appetizers ultimate chicken nachos.
Tana Mongeau
Well, I mean, those are good, but it's not the tostito nachos with the dipper cheese.
Trisha Paytas
And we love those with the round chips.
Tana Mongeau
You guys, we have to go because we have to order amc.
Trisha Paytas
I can't believe you can actually order amc. And like, it's.
Tana Mongeau
So you can get, like, food too. You can get, like, burgers. Yes. So I get chicken fingers.
Trisha Paytas
I want a yummy burger. That sounds so good. I love A burger, but well done. I want a hockey puck.
Tana Mongeau
That's so funny. I like a medium. Wow.
Trisha Paytas
Medium well is better, actually. I've been doing that to, like, compromise with Makoa because he likes medium and.
Tana Mongeau
I like well done medium well. It's like a good mix for sure.
Trisha Paytas
Yeah. And not as, like, dry. You know what I mean? We're gonna order our AMC baby. Houdini told me they want an IC.
Tana Mongeau
Popcorn and an icy.
Trisha Paytas
Yes. Like, absolutely. Right now.
Tana Mongeau
That is the best part. I've been bringing up being pregnant even though I'm only like, five months. It's just very much like that baby needs. Yes. The baby needs nothing extra.
Trisha Paytas
The baby needs the nutrition of that icy.
Tana Mongeau
So my babies were literally born, like, off of, like, Wendy's spicy nuggets and pasta. And they are, like, the most, like, healthy babies ever.
Trisha Paytas
So iconic. No. And spread that message more because literally, like, what the.
Tana Mongeau
I see it on my tick tock. Actually. People will be, like, eating, like, sushi or, like, deli meat while pregnant. They're like, I wasn't gonna eat sushi. But then I remember people actually do, like, crack cocaine when they're pregnant and have babies literally normal. So I was like, that's true.
Trisha Paytas
Literally. Yeah, I'm okay. You guys can. Yeah, we're all good. But we love you guys so much and we will talk to you in the next episode.
Tana Mongeau
Thanks for watching.
Trisha Paytas
Go to the Patreon and go to the Patreon. Patreon.
Tana Mongeau
Both of it. Stack it. Jimmy Patreon at Loveline. The call. Patreon the call. Yes.
Trisha Paytas
And AMC IC.
Tana Mongeau
DoorDash coming through. They smashed me, like, three times. I love doordash. And I love doordash. For real. I usually use postmates. That's an adjective. But doordash is better.
Trisha Paytas
I. That. I forgot. You did those like. Or was that for Lyft? It was both.
Tana Mongeau
It was lifting doordash.
Trisha Paytas
And that was so iconic.
Tana Mongeau
That was a fun campaign. And then they sponsored the podcast for a while, but they haven't. So come back.
Trisha Paytas
Come back to us. Doordash. We love you.
Tana Mongeau
That was the best one. Because there was no code. It's just like, use doordash.
Trisha Paytas
And they're like, okay, that's so iconic.
Tana Mongeau
So free promo.
Trisha Paytas
We do.
Tana Mongeau
They did. They did have the AMC and the competitor. Do not.
Trisha Paytas
Wow. Period. I can't wait. We love you guys.
Podcast Summary: Not Loveline
Episode: SHE SIGNED HER EX UP FOR THE MILITARY?!?!
Release Date: March 24, 2025
Hosts: Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
In this episode of Not Loveline, Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas delve deep into a range of personal and relational topics, blending humor with heartfelt discussions. The episode covers everything from navigating toxic relationships and trauma healing to fashion preferences and quirky anecdotes. The hosts engage with listener calls, offering their unique, albeit non-expert, perspectives on love, sex, and dating dilemmas.
The episode opens with Tana and Trish discussing their past relationships and the importance of reflecting on one's actions. Tana shares her approach to self-reflection when she believes she may have been the "toxic one" in a relationship.
Trish counters with a humorous yet poignant comment about preferring to be cheated on rather than dealing with unwanted attention like tickling.
The hosts explore the concept of trauma dumping and how sharing personal traumas can be both cathartic and burdensome. Tana emphasizes the therapeutic aspect of revisiting past traumas alongside someone who has experienced similar challenges.
Tana and Trish discuss their interactions with other influencers and public figures, notably mentioning David Dobrik and Jeffree Star. They express concern over Dobrik's well-being and admire Jeffree's efforts to share his story through a documentary.
The conversation shifts to personal anecdotes about maintaining privacy and dealing with public perceptions, highlighting the challenges of being in the influencer spotlight.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing pranks, with both hosts vehemently opposing them. Tana recounts experiences where pranks crossed personal boundaries, leading to feelings of discomfort and violation.
Tana Mongeau [04:19]:
"Did you ever love a prank?"
Trish Paytas [04:19]:
"No. I like to sit and I like to yap. Like, that's. That's it for me."
They elaborate on instances where friends or acquaintances conducted unwanted pranks, emphasizing the importance of respecting personal space and consent.
Transitioning to lighter topics, Tana and Trish explore their fashion choices, particularly focusing on Skims and Dolce & Gabbana collections. They engage in playful banter about matching outfits and express enthusiasm for upcoming collections.
Tana Mongeau [06:46]:
"I'm wearing every single Dolce Skims collection I've ever owned."
Trish Paytas [07:00]:
"I was watching the episode where Kim was approving her Dolce Skims collection, and she had all the models come in and, like, in it, And I was literally laying there, and I was like, trisha ate these up."
Their discussion highlights the intersection of personal style with influencer branding, showcasing their influence in the fashion space.
The latter part of the episode features listener calls that delve into toxic relationships and the complexities of supporting friends in abusive situations. The hosts address these calls with empathy, sharing their own experiences and offering advice based on their perspectives.
A listener shares a story about receiving only the "butts" of bread after a sexual encounter, using it as a metaphor for receiving the least desirable part in relationships.
Tana and Trish use this story to illustrate red flags in relationships, emphasizing the importance of mutual respect and consideration.
Another listener recounts violently retaliating against an abusive ex by signing him up for the military and taking steps to overwhelm him with spam calls.
This leads to a deeper conversation about trauma bonding and the difficulties of breaking free from abusive relationships. The hosts discuss the parallels between toxic relationships and substance addiction, highlighting the challenges in helping friends who remain entangled in harmful dynamics.
Towards the end, Tana and Trish explore themes of spirituality, including the use of protection spells and the concept of the evil eye to ward off negative energy. They share personal practices aimed at fostering positive environments and encourage each other to adopt these methods for mental well-being.
This segment underscores their commitment to personal growth and creating supportive spaces amidst the chaos of public life.
As the episode concludes, Tana and Trish discuss potential creative projects, including writing songs inspired by their experiences and the playful integration of their love for food into their content. They express excitement about upcoming collaborations and the continuous evolution of their podcast.
The hosts emphasize the importance of authenticity and maintaining a balance between personal enjoyment and engaging content for their audience.
Self-Reflection and Trauma Healing: Tana and Trish emphasize the importance of introspection and healing from past traumas, advocating for shared experiences as a means of mutual understanding and support.
Navigating Public Relationships: The challenges of maintaining privacy and authenticity in the influencer space are highlighted, with particular attention to interactions with other public figures.
Boundaries Against Pranks: Both hosts vehemently oppose pranks that invade personal space, advocating for respect and consent in all interactions.
Fashion Influence: Their discussion on Skims and Dolce & Gabbana collections showcases their influence in the fashion industry and the significance of personal style in their branding.
Addressing Toxic Relationships: Through listener calls, the hosts explore the complexities of toxic relationships, offering empathetic advice while recognizing their limitations as non-experts.
Spiritual Practices: The use of protection spells and the evil eye illustrates their commitment to fostering positive energies and personal growth.
Creative Endeavors: Future projects, including songwriting and content creation surrounding their interests, indicate ongoing evolution and engagement with their audience.
Trish Paytas [00:22]:
"NOT LOVELINE... two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience."
Tana Mongeau [04:22]:
"Ever power except for them. They lose the eye... because of David."
Trish Paytas [05:15]:
"I would never shop about it, ever. I would leave me Forever, ever, Ever."
Tana Mongeau [10:37]:
"Chloe is such a better person. She's so strong."
Trish Paytas [26:09]:
"I think I'm clairvoyant and it's like, a whole thing."
Trish Paytas [42:33]:
"You can't help people who don't want to help themselves."
In SHE SIGNED HER EX UP FOR THE MILITARY?!?!, Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas offer a candid and multifaceted exploration of personal experiences, relational dynamics, and creative aspirations. Their blend of humor, vulnerability, and practical advice provides listeners with an engaging and relatable discourse on the complexities of love, friendship, and self-growth in the digital age.